Kap & J. Hood
9/26 8 AM: Dealbreakers
(music plays) Good morning and welcome in to the Captain J. Hood Morning Show on ESPN 1000 and streaming on the ESPN Chicago app. With David Kaplan, Jonathan Hood with you. Now time for a shot or no shot. Here's A.I. Jack McGrath. Good morning, guys. How's it going? All's good, man. All is good. D. Rose is retired. We wish him the best. We got football tonight. Bears can beat the Rams this weekend. Do you have a little bead on the Giants Cowboys? Got a little information for me? I will. Still haven't... still early, huh? The analytics for you. Okay, I just thought you'd give me a little something on that. That's a big game on both sides, as you well know. That is. Cowboys lose again. Oh, God. Oh, God. Can't, he said, this morning on a sportsman like five to seven here in ESPN 1000, that if he believes if they lose tonight, Mike McCarthy will not make it to Thanksgiving. Well, that's not happening. And I'll say something else about this too, because I know the Cowboys are such a big topic. I don't know why, but they're a big topic. This whole thing of Belichick going to the Cowboys, that's not happening either. Because Jerry Jones wants someone to manipulate. That's why. But he, Jerry, can't he said today? Okay, can't he says? What did I say? Well, can't he play there? I mean, he knows the guy. He said, Jerry told him his biggest regret is how he screwed up the relationship with Bill Parcells. And he read the draft from the Bill Parcells draft when Jerry got out of the way. Oh my God. It was one of the great traps I've ever heard. So, Jay Moore, I'm just going to lay out here and just hit buttons because my opinion doesn't count because I didn't play for the Cowboys. Well, he knows Jerry. Jerry told him that. I know tendencies. And I know what was said. And I understand that Jerry Jones did not want to be usurped or overshadowed by big name coaches. It's like what's happening at a lake forest right now. Yeah, but he's losing at some point. He's got it. Got to go. All right. I got it. I got to put this in check and I got to get this thing right. Because, well, how old is he? 82. Okay. Well, we know that some old owners sometimes just don't get it. I think we know a few. Jerry. Well, I mean, whatever Jones. Whatever Jerry you'd like to pick there in that spot. Yes. Well, you play for the slot or so. Yeah, I did play, but you always discounts my football experience. All right. So, there it is. But he doesn't care about that because he played in the league, kid. And what you have to say doesn't matter as much. No, I'm telling you that Jimmy Johnson, Barry Switzer situation did not work. He tried it one more time with Parcells and because Parcells, the big tuna, cast such a wide shadow. It overshadowed Jerry. That's why he had read coach the team all those years. Yeah, Jason Garrett. Yeah. And then McCarthy, someone he can manipulate. No. So if it's McCarthy will not be fired by Thanksgiving. That's a no shot. I know that was not a question, but just saying. You know, if you go back to the drafts with Parcells. Oh, doctor, there were some really, really good players that they took. Like the one draft that he talked about today, Demarcus Ware, Marcus Spears, Kevin Burnett, Marion Barber, Chris Canty, Jay Ratliff, aminos are all studs. And then what happened? He forced them out. Here's Jack McGrath. And he's not winning. All right. White Sox win last night. They push off history one more night at least. And, Cap, I think your line might have been stolen. Take that with a company. He's going to fall for his roundy third coming home. And we'll get it all. And we'll get it all. White Sox with a win in the tenth. Take that history. Take that. How about that? Shout, or no shot? Your line got swiped. It's Shriffins now. No, no shot. And I like John. I do. He's not taking my line. That's my line. Take that. He can use it. He can use it. That's mine. Since he used take that, you could growl for the panther if you like. Here's Jack. All right. Sticking on the White Sox. Four games left. Still haven't broken the record yet. A lot of fans want them to do it at home tonight to lose. But shot or no shot. You want to see the White Sox at this point win out in spoil history. We'll never lose again like the show. Shorzi. I watched on Hulu. The terrible hockey team, minor league hockey team that lost a lot and they won one game and they declared it there. We'll never lose again. It's almost like with this White Sox team, Jack. I'll tell you, it was so I raised my arms in victory. Watch that game yesterday. I'm like, we won the game. Like, what? They won this game. So they've rallied this far. I like for them to be able to win today and then whatever happens happens. But just for the home folks that's going to be there, let them win one more time at home. We will be there looking forward to hanging out just for the home folks. Then whatever you want to do, then they're going to break the record cap. Hopefully it's not today in my presence. Is the Jayhawk coming today? I'm sure he'll be there. The Jayhawk. He is? Yeah. About that. He knows I'm going to be there. So he knows that he wants to support me in this Sox nonsense. So absolutely. So it's flexing today. Chris flexing is the starter against Tyler Anderson. Okay. Okay. He's pre-lander Barola going to get in today. I'm sure he will and I still won't know who he is. So no, I want them to continue this on, Jack. That's my take. Win again. And then when you go on the road and do what you're going to do on the road. At the Troy. Yeah, that's fine. Got a sweep. I like the way the switch up on the string rotation. You saw this, right? Yes. He moved crocheted a mark. As he said, we want to give our best to a team trying to make the playoffs, the Tigers. Good job. He's going to pitch more than four innings, sir. As he said, he'd let him go eight. Sure. I think it's about time. That's a question. Prank it up, Garrett. Yeah, crochet. You can put them out there, but I mean, if you're out there from four innings and don't switch it up, keep it the way it is. Again, for PR, from PR standpoint, it had been nice for crochet to finish up this homestan and the season playing the angels today. But they're going a different direction. Okay. The next manager of the White Sox, Gray Seizemore, possibly. Maybe. Yeah. By the way, go to espn.com, Jack. The piece is out there now from Jesse Rogers regarding the Chicago White Sox. You see that? I have it up here on my screen. Yeah. So it's already up there. ESPN couldn't hold it back anymore. Are they going to? Are they lost yet? All right. Let's not post it. Are they lost? Put it up. Just get it at some point. They're going to lose. Put it up. Now the piece that. So please support Jesse because he supports us on ESPN.com, the piece about the White Sox. It's pretty, pretty damning. Here's a, Jack. All right. So Cairo Santos missed a 56 yard field goal in last week's game against the Colts. He was way short on it. I think there's a case now because Cairo Santos isn't hitting from longer than 55 yards. And you look around the league and almost every team as a kicker who can hit from 60 plus. Is there a case shot or no shot that the Bears should carry two kickers on game day? One for the long field goals and then Cairo from 50 and in. No shot. No. Is that possibility of three points from 55 plus more valuable than the last guy on your roster? To me, it is, I would think. Yeah. No, I need to make sure I've got an extra lineman. I got an extra this. No. Thanks. I'll pass two kickers. Your coach just rolled over and went, what did he say? Jay Morgan, you do me a favor, please. Do you please check the battery life on AI, Jack, please? Just check the battery life. How much does he have left? 82%. Oh, God. More of this. Wow. Okay. Two kickers. You can argue that cost the Bears six points. No, I understand, Jack. And that's a completely different ballgame if they have a kicker who can hit from 55 plus. That he made would have made it from 56. And that's the 56 yarder short. There's something up there. He's not hit a 56 yarder in his entire career. Okay. That happens, dude. You're not going to make every kick. Justin Tucker missed two last week. So let me help you that. Let me help you out, Jack. The way you start this off is that you see kickers around the National Football League. They're kicking a 56 or longer. And you don't believe in Santos as a kicker. So you should call for him to be cut for him to look for someone else. That's what you should do. Correct. So the argument for Santos is he's almost automatic at this point from 50 yards in it. You like that he's able to deal with the Soldier field weather because he's now been experienced in that. And he's been extremely accurate at Soldier field, a very tough place historically to kick. For me, that percentage of being able to have that opportunity at points, your expected points would go up on field goals. If you would Santos from 50 and in, but you need to be able to have that opportunity from 55 and longer. Let's look at an end of the game, cereal. We saw it at the end of the half in Indianapolis. The Bears had a few options. They either try to kick the 50-50-60 yard field goal with Cairo Santos, which if it's 60 yards is almost an automatic mess. You get a second kicker who can maybe hit 60 yarders at what, like a 55-60% clip. You go for a Hail Mary with like, what, a 3-4-5% chance of converting. At that point, it's just basic math. You need a kicker who can hit from that far. Well, then you should cut him then. No team in the league has two kickers. There's no designated kicker for the, we got the short guy and we got the long guy. 50 in, all right, 50 in, all right, Cairo. 51, all right, let's bring in Joe Smith. No one does that. No, they just did kick off specialists. Not anymore. They never carried three kickers. They had a kicker and a punter. Maybe the punter did the kick offs. They didn't carry three kickers. In your algorithm, why didn't you just ask a shot or no shot should Tory Taylor have the long kicks? Well, that's another question, I guess. That was also my thought, but I don't know if court Tory Taylor's ever kicked a field goal before. That's, that's what you asked. Yeah, and it's a different, totally different motion. So I don't know what that does to Tory Taylor's leg if he was trying long field goals. It's not like he's just an AI creation, like you. I don't know. They expanded the rosters five years ago in the active game day rosters from 46 to 48. Why can't you use one of those two extra spots to carry an extra kicker? Jack, your program to go to the next one now. You just can't keep going on this. We're trying to keep listeners. All right, all right. You want football to have a closer. Okay, I can't kick a closer. Exactly. Why not? No, let's go to the bullpen. Here comes the closer for the bears. From 82. That's the best. I mean, I mean, that's what we got. That's what you hear. You play the trumpet and then here comes the long field goal kicker. That, by the way, that is the coolest tradition right now in sports. And I'm jealous that they've got it. The Mets and we don't. Tommy Trumpet, that thing is awesome. Here's AI, Jack. All right, let's stick. And then if you north, let's go to the Vikings. So Sam Darnold has been phenomenal so far in a hypothetical world where the Vikings make the playoffs, which it looks like they're on track to do. Does Sam Darnold earn a second contract with the Vikings shot or no shot? Sam Darnold, the Vikings should sign Sam Darnold to that second contract. And they should trade JJ McCarthy for a first round pick. Okay, so, but at the deadline, that's the question. I'm saying at the end of the season, at the end of the season. Yes. As long as they make the playoffs with Sam Darnold, they should trade JJ McCarthy. Instead, you have approved Sam Darnold's 27 years old. He's younger than Joe Burrell. If you prove that you can make the playoffs with Sam Darnold, shouldn't you consider at the minimum keeping them on? No, I need two quarterbacks. I got to develop one. I liked him enough to draft him. What am I getting for him? Probably a first rounder. He was a first rounder last year. I'm not getting the tenth pick in the first round, and then that what they took him at? And I'm proven too. You haven't seen him throw a ball. Correct. So, I'm going to trade away the tenth overall pick who's had meniscus surgery. And I'll get, I don't know, the 26th pick. What am I doing that for? Well, then you have your quarterback figured out with Sam Darnold and you build around him instead. And you're positive that Sam Darnold is the guy when he failed how many years in a row. Yeah, but you heard what Jack said though, the devil's in the details. How he's younger than Joe Burrell. That's crazy. It's 27. How is that possible? But it's true though. Crazy. No, it's a no shot because cap, as we well know, this is about development. Now, I would have suggested for JJ McCarthy to sit for a year anyway, even if he was healthy. But now that he's not available, it's Sam Darnold's show. If Sam Darnold gets Minnesota's the playoffs, McCarthy can stay with me. Because who knows when Sam Darnold will revert back to being Sam Darnold? Correct. That very well could be maybe he gets it under McConnell. And maybe he doesn't. And if he doesn't guess what I got, I got a fresh quarterback here ready to learn. Yeah, I'm not trading him. I would not personally know. No, pass. And Brett Rippon is also on the roster as well in Minnesota. Correct. He's the third. All right, coming up, we go around the NFL. It's a deal breakers Thursday. We have deal breakers at 835. Captain Jay Hood on ESPN 1000 also on our YouTube channel. If you missed something, get the podcast on the ESPN Chicago app. And Jay Hood are back on Chicago's home for sports. ESPN Chicago. If both sucks, he sucks. I'm just a fan. I'm not a football evaluator. I love the Green Bay Packers. The guy is front, but there he goes. This is not Detroit, man. This is the Super Bowl. I love winning. He starts to come at a home. This is a really thickly built guy. I mean, what's the answer you're looking for on these things here, huh? Oh, boy. It is time to go around the NFL right here on Captain Jay Hood on ESPN 1000 and streaming on the ESPN Chicago app. Now that Cap has his correct headphones, it's the same. You didn't hear anything, right? No, it's like now. Don't hear anything. I had their identical, but I owned my own. Yes. I had, I don't know if they're yurts or waddles. I like these. I don't hear hoodie in these. Take that. It's like the ones you have right now. Same thing. You don't hear anything I'm saying. Same. We go around the NFL. Hey, Hoodie, did you guys mention Candice Parker? Yes. Got an email, or a text. Dude, what about Michael Finley? Naturdom 707. Hey, man. Listen. We understand because people are just coming in. Right. Just getting their day started. I understand. Relax. I wasn't up that early. Yeah, and I understand. There's a lot of people tune in when they can tune in. But yeah, we meant a lot of those names we see on Twitter. If you are mentioning them and they were from Chicago, more than likely we mentioned them. Tune in. Yes. So we get it. That's true. You don't think we said it? Go back to the ESPN Chicago app. Go to Cap and Jay Hoodie. You'll hear all those names that you mentioned. Correct. We understand. Hey, you guys are just tuning in when you can tune in. Correct. So we appreciate it. All right. We have AI Jack here. Well, around the NFL, Jack. Well, I have been given Shay's power rankings to give them to the people. So we've got all of Shay's power rankings. Okay. You get there, hoodie. What's your pen go there? Oh, just, you know, that's fine. I'm just trying to get my pen ready here. I know where you go over here. I know where both of y'all go over here. I mean, I just love the idea that Shay brings in his power rankings. He's not feeling well, but he's the best he's ever felt at the same time. That's it. All right. So we start with number 10. We start with number 10. Down five spots. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Shay says losing at home to the Broncos without a passing touchdown cannot happen. That's the mulligan. My Gideon. Wow. What's wrong, Cap? You agree with 10? Yeah. They're an okay team. They're well coached. He's a good football coach. Todd Bowles. Todd Bowles? Yeah. Tampa. But Baker may feel has to be better than he was. He was not going to be others. I think it was a blip. I think he'll be fine after this week. He's shown it for a year in plus now. I think he'll be okay. First take AI in there. He's in here earlier. Well, look. Bears aren't in the top 10 organizations to ride poles in trouble. No. But right here, it's a blip. Okay. Bucket here, boy. What else she got? Don't call him that. It's AI. Damn. He's just doing what he's programmed to say, Cap. Get a pirate hat. It'll be fun. But you're about to connect him. He's close. What's in the squash butt? The squash buckler, Pat, right? Cap, just understand. He can't get on Jack. He's programmed. Don't you understand? It's not. No response. It's not like a hologram back there. Yeah. Danny programmed. That's all. But you can't get on Danny or Jay. Hey, programmed him. Correct. So, number nine. Number nine. Pittsburgh Steelers and Justin Fields. They're the rankings for the first time. Three offensive touchdowns in three games. But they have the number one defense in the league holding other opposing teams to eight points a game. So, three and all. Pittsburgh Steelers are number nine. Man, however you get there, Cap, everyone is looking for Mike Thomas demise. And that brother just keeps telling you, "No, the standard is the standard." Correct. I don't care who's back there. He doesn't care. That man, we're so alike. The Bears and Steel are so alike except for the winning. It's just, I mean, the same meat and potatoes. Run the football. Strong defense. Utilize the tight end. It's like, the only thing is, he finds a way to win. He does. And we don't, you know, everything I've watched, listened to. Red. Oh my God, Justin. Just tearing it up. He's like a three touchdowns, man. Reading is fundamental. Correct. We're not asking, by the way, we, I know we all have small sports bandwidths. We can't watch everything, can't read everything. But I just know when you're nine to five, you go, "Oh, Steelers are three and all." Justin's tearing it up. Well, just one deep dive. One click. Enter. Oh. Numbers are kind of the pedestrian. That's no shot at him. It's just that he does just enough to help the Steelers win. But again, as usual, it's the defense getting it done for Pittsburgh. And brother. So that's all it is. But no, Steelers are fine. No matter who's back there, Cap, Tom will find a way to win. That's it. Eight? Eight is the Green Bay Packers. Malik Willis held down the fort. Jordan Love could be back soon. Green Bay staying in the top ten. Fair. Fair, much as I despise that team there. Oh, great organization, man. You've got to tip your cap to the way that that building runs year after year. You know, Jack, it'll be very interesting on Sunday. All these matchups are always compelling. Because this NFL, you just never know what's going to happen for week to week. But Packers, Vikings will tell a story, won't it? Oh, yeah. Definitely. I mean, that's... Who's going to be competing at the end of the year for the division? That could be a huge game in the divisional race. That's... That's... Sorry, Arnold. But yes, but no. Willis has been very, very steady. I mean, the numbers are what they are. But it's Green Bay. Sonically. Far. Rogers. Love. Willis? What you talking about? I... I mean... I don't know. Conrad Bain. It's unbelievable that that dude basically is on the scrap people. We'll give you a seventh round pick for him. People are like, "For what?" And he's two and a half. That's 'cause Matt Lafleur's a really good coach, but that building. They have a standard. They do things a certain way. That's it. Number seven. Number seven. Philadelphia Eagles defense showed up last week. Shea says the offense has to be more than Saquon Barkley, but man oh man, he could be the best signing of the off season. Would be nice if the Bears had Saquon Barkley running it up. They finished second. They tried. Jack, if Saquon Barkley was on the Bears, he'd run his ass into the line for a T-yard game. Yeah, no. He'd be crushed by now if he was on the Bears. Like again, we star-f these names all the time. Oh, I wish we had this guy. I wish we had this guy. I wish we had this guy. I wish we had this guy. But again, it's about the infrastructure. Saquon Barkley behind this line. They'd be dealt with a B at his head. Just saying. It's all about infrastructure. Number six. Shea or ADI Jack. Shea's got Houston at six. Down three. They got crushed by the Vikings. That's what he says. Life comes at you fast. It's from telling Caleb Williams to it will all be okay for CJ Stroud to now being crushed by Sam Darnold. Houston at six makes sense to me. Yeah, I mean, they're a good football team. Now, better not lose another one here this week. Better figure it out quickly. Or you're falling out of the top ten. Number five. Number five Seattle. Three and all. Three and all. Number five defense and Geno looks. Geno looks good still even with a new offensive coaching staff. The three and all is three and all is Shea's line. That was thousand the nuts. All right. Jackpot. Number four. Number four. This one surprised me. Minnesota. All the way from unranked all the way up to number four. Kevin O'Connell is looking phenomenal with that offense. Number three in defense of efficiency. Top ten in offense. They've done it versus the Niners. They've done it versus the Texans. The highest ranked team in the or the second highest ranked team in the NFC North right now, but right there with the top top dogs. So, Jack, the biggest surprise in the NFL, you'd say, right? That would say so. I mean, definitely. That wasn't supposed to happen. It really shouldn't be surprising because they didn't have a quarterback for most of the season last season, and they still looked somewhat competitive. They weren't great, but they were at least competing in games. And we didn't expect Sam Darnell to be a good quarterback, but the way he's looked, it makes sense that they're playing as well as they are. It's one of the biggest fears for the Chicago Bears. It is. Because we always knew that Detroit was going to be the top of the division. And whether it's a fewer wins than last year cap. Green Bay is Green Bay. Always quality. The question we had is, what would Minnesota look like? And could the Bears be able to surpass Minnesota? You see where the Vikings are now, top of the vision. It's just three games, but I like for the Bears to rally here. I asked you yesterday for five burning questions. The next three games of the Bears, can they win them? You had them winning them and going four and three into the by. No, I had them four and two going into the by. Four and two going to the by, yeah. Correct. Four and two going to the by. Correct. They can beat the Rams. They can beat the Panthers, and they can beat the Jaguars. That would be nice. That would be amazing. Some really good momentum going in there. That'd be amazing. One more thing on the Vikings. I was playing around on spot track yesterday. And do you know who right now has the biggest cap hit against Minnesota's cap space for this season? The biggest cap hit this season on Minnesota's. Um, it's not just the Jefferson because they backloaded that deal. It's not Sam Darnold. I'll give it to you. It's Kirk Cousins because they restructured his deal. So 26 million of Kirk Cousins is going against the cap right now. They clear that for next year. They're top six in open cap space going into next season. Good. That's very solid. There you go. So we got many Minnesota at four, number three, Jack. Detroit's most impressive thing about their two in one start. Their defense, the offense hasn't been great so far, but the defense is carrying the load. And they want to add Arizona. That was a tough game. Number two, Kansas City. They go down one. Of course, they received the benefit of the doubt, but Shea says they're three and all. But in reality, they are a cold pass interference and a non-call pass interference away from being one and two. And of course, we know who number one is, the Raiders. All right. So coming up, we will give you deal breakers. Wow. And that's number one. There he goes. AI just had to just put his beak in there. I didn't. Josh Allen, MVP candidate. Couldn't just go on with a joke just had to say because the algorithm would be off. He'd be smoking in there. We need to be truthful to the listeners. No, no, we don't. That's why you're young. That's why young broadcast, you don't know. You don't have to be truthful with the listeners. No, you don't. You'll learn, Jack. You'll learn. Steadertated. You'll learn. Fresh out of Mizzou. You must be truthful for the listeners. Uh oh. Let's get an upset. All right. Coming up. We will. Overload. Not get truthful. Not be truthful. We have deal breakers, Cap. You know that's next. It's a good day with deal breakers Thursday. Indeed. And we'll have that coming up next. Cap and Jay Hood on YouTube. And he has been 1,000. The Chicago Bears are trash. Cap and Jay Hood are back. And you know this man. Chicago's home for sports. ESPN Chicago. We all have to make choices in sports and in life. It could be running on third down. You ran the same third down situation. And you ran the same plate twice. You're getting paid for that. I cannot believe the call. We're managing finances. This country, you've got to make the money for it. Or it could be a deal breaker. Time for deal breakers here on the Cap and Jay Hood Morning Show. On a ESPN 1,000 and streaming on the ESPN Chicago app. I'd remind you we're here from Super Bowl Champion, a color analyst for the Chicago Bears. Tom Thayer will be the one that's coming up at 9 o'clock right here on Cap and Jay Hood. It's the best. Love talking to him. But first, deal breakers. Here's AI Jack McGrath. All right. So you're dating a girl. Just like couple months in. And you notice that you get an email. It's like a spam email to your email. But it has her name on it. Then you get another email. And another email. And another email from like free trials and subscriptions to things you don't want. You find out she's been using your emails on a bunch of free trials and different things. So she's not getting the spam emails. But you're getting the spam emails instead. Jay! Is that messed up? Is that a deal breaker? It is not a deal breaker. It's a conversation. And here's why it's a conversation. I'm going through it right now. Oh, yes. Absolutely. Really? Where peacock is ordering things and has my name on it. And I don't think she's getting the emails. I'm getting the emails in my box. You're probably on the expression. So, Cap, as you know, you don't like clutter, especially in your emails. You like to clear them out if you can. Correct. So same thing that's going on with me. Yeah. So, I mean, so it's not a deal breaker. It's a conversation. Do you break up with someone because you have a lot of spam mail in your box? No. That's silly. No. Be like, "Hey, get me off that email." But you know what one of my kids did? Mm-hmm. Told me to create a new email address and only use that for all the spam when you're at a store buying something they ask for your email. Like, I have a recipe one. My daughter-in-law, Jen, got me to get a recipe email. Cap's recipes. At AOL.com? Yeah. And when I'm on Instagram or wherever and I find a recipe, I share it with myself. It goes to that inbox. Yes. Jack, would you break up with someone if they were using? They're using your inbox for spam. I'd like to use the subscriptions and the rewards that you'd be getting for it, but I don't think it's a breakup. What? It's a conversation. It's like a lot of these are just like, if you just have conversation, then just have barriers. I think that that helps. But in that case, I'll tell you this, that's one way to break up. That's an out, if you like. That's it. I can't stand clutter in my email. We're done. If you're looking for a reason to break up, there's one. Yeah, I'll pass. I'm good. I'll deal with it. Mm-hmm. Alright, who's the next one? Alright, you're on vacation with your family, and your parents, your grandparents, and for the first time, you bring your significant other along. It's like a cabin or something like that. So it's a rainy day. You're stuck inside. You decide to play a game of trivial pursuits, and you team up based on ages. So it's you and your significant other against your grandparents. Now, trivial pursuit, it's a game based on both skill, lock in. If you get the right dice roll, you can win the game while answering less questions. You lose the game with your significant other. Oh, well. But they're extremely upset, so upset that they spend the entire night going through every single question that was asked. Count up the questions that they got right and decide that they did not lose because of their trivia skill, but instead, because of the luck. And they proclaim themselves the true winner the next day and flaunt it to your grandparents. Is that a deal breaker? Oh, my God. Soar loser, man. Yeah, that's a sore loser to deal breaker, but it would reveal a lot about. Okay. Really going to get after my grandparents? No. I mean, seriously. What kind of what kind of freak are you that you're going to go through? Question after question and then prove that you were the winner. So in my standpoint, it's like the big thumbs up. You think you won? Good. Good. Have at it. Good for you. That makes your that makes your day better. Have at it. Check what kind of lunatic family did you find here for the story? I cannot reveal that, but AI. Yeah. I cannot reveal that one. But it did happen. It is a true story. But I do have a son. Do you think that Shae's family? Good. That's. That sounds like that could be from his family. I have a child. Nicholas. Yes. Love him. We played whether it was Singapore, Gin, or one of these other games. He will lecture his wife if they lose to me and Mindy. And he'll be like, Maggie, you've got to understand something here. You can't play cards like that. You've got to look ahead and see what they're doing. Yeah. Like, it really bothers you. So, so he's you. Kind of. Kind of. I don't think it's kind of funny. I think it's you. Mindy, what are you doing over there? Oh god. One of the newer trends is pickleball, obviously, and playing pickleball with your significant other. I've heard that has started quite a few fights between the two teammates. I don't get the whole pickleball thing. In a loss. Enjoy. Oh, in a loss. They don't win. You're fine. Yeah. But no, in a loss. Because it's such a small court, you like, you kind of go into the other person's side of the court and start taking their, their balls and messes things up. He got mine 20 years ago. Mine is in a jar in a pickle jar, actually. Yep. Right in the cabinet. What else? You got Jackie. Where's yours, Jay Moore? Exactly. Did he? That would be controlled by Christina. Yes. In the backyard. Yes. That's where it is. That's what you do with your own balls. That's right. That's right, Jack. Jack, we're not going to ask you. Because well. Man made. So that's, that's, that there's that cap. All right, anything, anything cap for us? Anything. I'm waiting for the next one. Yeah, we're, we're just kind of working on. You all right? Interesting. No, I'm not kidding. Go buy here today. Well, first of all, well, first of all, number one, cap was a fixated on a goddess wearing a Walkman. Did you see that? Yeah. Mm-hmm. He was a safari hat. Yes. He had, he had a Walkman and he was. And he had high socks. Yes. With work boots, like Timberlands and canned shorts, like, it wasn't a good look. No, but he has Walkman though. He did. So he was there. He's listening to a cassette. It looks like. Yes. Of some, of some distinction. Don't know what was on it. But yes, we did see that walking by. Correct. And by the way, uh, Jack, two Americas and that's a whole story. Like, like the fighting over a game, yes. But you painted the story of the family in the cabin. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's not saying it doesn't happen. I'm just saying there's no way that Jaymore and I are going to be doing that in a cabin. No. Five-star hotel maybe. Uh, but not a 90. Right. In the cabin. Well, I was picturing Jack is like rain, a rainy night, and playing trivia for Georgia. Yes. Trivial pursuit. I could see that happening. But man, anyone's going to flaunt that and then prove that they won. Okay. Jack, that's just ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Tell us. He's got a lousy job on the question. So no, I think I think that was part of Shay's family. I think that's happened. Jack won't reveal the sources, but I think that one ends up that he had to deal with. That's the kind of story Shay, tell us, tells us how crazy stuff is around him. All right. We've got more on the other side with deal breakers. Don't forget Tom Thayer on the Bears at nine as we preview the Bears and ramp. You hear that game in our coverage starting at seven AM on Sunday right here on the home of the Bears ESPN, 1000 ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? I've just been handed an urgent news story and J.hood are back we'll hear from Tom Thayer coming up at nine o'clock. But first deal breakers. Here's Jack McGrath. All right. So it's your wedding day. All your family friends invited to the reception at the hotel or hotel convention center wherever you have your wedding. There's also a second wedding right next door. It's a big convention center. There's lots of weddings there, right? Halfway through the reception, he step out and realize one of your good friends who was at your wedding is no longer at your wedding, but he's at the other wedding, right? And that's because he says the music is better at the other wedding and your wedding's music is lame. So he went and crashed the other wedding instead of going to yours is then a deal breaker. Okay. What's his role in my wedding? He's just there. Having a good time. He's fun. He's like your friend from college will say. And he didn't like our music. So he wandered over to the other one. Yep. Started partying at the other wedding. I don't care. It's weird. I mean, how tight are we like if you talk to him, like give him a phone call once every couple months. Is he hot? Wow. Sure. I like it. I have no problem with it. Absolutely no problem. No, it's strange, Cap. Like where's Jimmy? Where's Jimmy? Where's Jimmy? Wait a minute. It feels like an insult to my wedding if you did that. So let's how tight it is. Let me ask you a question. That might as well. Mindy and I went to a wedding if someone you know, they're bad booze. Someone you should know. Was it Harry Potter feels? No. They're bad booze at the wedding. And so Mindy and I tried a couple of different types of the wine that was available. Yeah. They didn't have a very large selection of the alcohol. And so we walked out of the wedding and went to the bar in the hotel and bought our own bottle. And the father of the groom, who's my friend, came up behind, goes what are you doing? And I said, we bought a bottle of water. He's like, you can't drink the booze we got. And I turned around and I had had a couple. I went. Oh, God. Sloppy. It's not good. What do you mean? Guys got bad booze. And just, I don't mean, listen, love you dearly. Like that. Of course you did. I said, I love you dearly. Your booze is bad. It's like an old school like wind up in baseball in the 1950s. The wind up is love you dearly, but your booze sucks. We bought this bottle. Take that. What I did. Come on, Mindy. We drank the bottle of wine. There you go, Mindy. Much better. Take that. It's wrong with our booze. Bad. That very good. You tried to save on the booze. It's not good. But just again, love you dearly. But take that. It's not very good. Come on, Mindy. We got a couple of glasses. Come on. That's what we did. That's an insult. Is that a deal breaker? Yeah. Well, the deal breaker, Jack, is that my friend went to someone else's wedding because they didn't like our music. Hey, man, I had to pay for your plate. I ate the food. No, I don't mean, I don't mean, this is not about you. That's like, you gave us a side story. We're talking about Jack's story. Jack's story. Yes. Yeah, because we're in deal breakers. Just floated away there for a second because you were drunk. But no, Jack, that is a deal breaker. I would agree with you. It's a deal breaker because I paid for one of your plates. And you took the time to plan that wedding. Did he give you a gift? Sure. Yeah, he gave you a gift. Not a nice gift. Well, like a gift. Is he hot? I'm going to say it's not a deal breaker. Whatever. You do you, man. You have fun. No. You want to dance over there? Have at it. What about the plate, though? You paid for that food. No. So he's eating the food and then he's not celebrating with you? Now he's just mooching off here. I think that sucks. Not mooching. Hey, you take things too seriously. Hey, Jack. Whatever. I'm way more laid back. It wouldn't bother me. It would bother my wife. But not me. It would not bother me. What does Tom think about that? Tom there also feels the same way. All right. What else do we have? All right. So you're out of the country with no internet. So you can't check your fantasy football lineup. Yes, you're significant now. They're just to make any changes if there are injuries for a week. They don't know very much about football. You come back. Your roster is completely different. They've made a bunch of trades. But they're all trades for the better. You wind up with a stacked roster. You got your Mar and Chase, Justin Jefferson. Everybody. You don't know how they did it or how they pulled it off. Is that messed up that they messed with your fantasy team? But at least it made it a little bit better in the process. Is that a deal breaker? Do I break up with it because of it? Is that what you're asking? I don't say is it worthy of an argument? I don't like arguments. No, that's a lie. That's a lie. Oh, yeah. Otis Mayberry just walked by. Yes. Yeah. I don't like arguments. I like communicating and being honest and doing what I call clearing. But no. Yeah, it's not a deal breaker. Well, me. Well, first of all, let's stop being disingenuous with the audience that you don't like arguments. That's nonsense. First of all, I suck at fantasy football. That's fine. Let's get back to the arguments, though. The question still stands. The idea that you just told the audience you don't like argue. You know, people listen every day, you know. I don't like arguing, but I'm direct. I say things that maybe other people don't have the balls to say. Oh, it's about balls now, huh? Well, a lot of people will beat around the bush. I just say it. Yeah, David, you can't see me going up to the priest at the Jewish wedding. Hey, Padre, I think you're in the wrong spot because I made the Padre feel very comfortable in that spot. I just thought he was lost and I was trying to be helpful. Why don't you get out of here? This is a Jewish wedding. It was a funeral, same, depending on who's getting married, same, to be honest. Probably the son of the deceased is a good friend of mine. We were college roommates. Oh, that's right. And then I said, are you performing in any official role because he had the collar on it? David. And my wife's like, it's nothing your business. I said, you perform it here today? No. I'm just here for support. They got up to speak. And I said, I thought you were working. There was none of your business one and two. I wish I was a Padre in that spot. I would have knocked you out. What are your business? That's what priests do. And that's the priest that you know, the ones I know. Take that. Bam. Father Flaker right to the bottom. Flaker. It's got a good left hand Flaker. That's it. All right, coming up. All right, Jesse, thank you. Coming up. A brother. We have. Need that, too. I've heard that all week. Are these there? He's there. All right. Coming up. We hear from Tom Thayer. Made us on the Bears and the Rams. That's in two minutes. We're going to close her off the clothesline yet. On Captain J. Hood. Keep hope alive. But I love sex.