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Keith Urban loves Nicole Kidman. Keith Urban loves Nicole Kidman. Keith Urban loves Nicole Kidman. We'll keep her in the house with Nicole Kidman. I live when jeans are a little stretchy. Room to girl. Are we recording? You know, I'm a shape shifter. I don't have any jeans to fit. Not one dare of jeans to me. You can borrow these if you want to. They just are fit everybody. Everyone borrows these jeans. Yeah, because they're a little stretchy. I think that it's okay to be a little bit stressy if you're jeans. I need to start. I'm so dumb. Like, I've never for one winter ever been the same size as the winter before. It's always two sizes up or two sizes down. I should just keep the pants that don't fit because they will eventually. Yeah, I fluctuate too. I'm in a season right now that I'm not super proud of in terms of my jawline. Yeah, I told you that, you know, my friend on the plane who has had all those nieces and nephews. Of course. My shorts were riding up on the plane and so my thigh stretch marks were poking out and he asked what happened to me. What did you say? I got scratched. That's a good answer. Yeah. Yeah. Because like what do you it's like I don't want to go into all of that right now. Well, young man on this aircraft on this bow and yang. Yeah, bow and yang. So I just had to let him know that injury. There's nothing wrong with that. No, it's completely okay to have injuries. I know that. Hey, guys, welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast. If you're if you're joining us on video, it's clear. It's very clear. It's obvious maybe even to that we're on Brooks couch at her home. We're cozy up. I wish you would get under your blanket. Yeah, I mean, that's something that I can do. Do you want that? Would you prefer this one? It's cozier. I like this. Okay, because I have it's weird that I'm in jeans. We didn't know that we're going to record here today, but I'm I'm lounging in jeans. You want I think you want? I have a memo. Would you? No, it's okay. They both do smell bad because of the way that I was wearing them. What were you doing in them? Just like completely rotting for days on it. Like really, really, really bad. I need the three days of a thunderstorm biblically. It's insane. It isn't rained here in 40 days and 40 nights. 40 days and 40 nights and it looked like it might this morning, but it didn't. It's it's forecast to be somewhere where it turned into a gorgeous day and I was pissed. It was like, seriously, I know I'm over it. I really am over it. Oh my god, you know what? I'm going to the East Coast in a few weeks. Yeah. Let's see what the weather's like there. Where are you? It's storming and Philly right now. Gorgeous. Oh my god, storming and Philly now tomorrow, the next day and the next day. But it is still in the high 70s. All okay. He's going to sneeze. It's in a low 70s New York shoot. That's kind of really my mood. I have to sneeze. Look at the light. Look at the light went away. I was about to bust too. Oh shit. I hate when you're about to bust and it comes back. It slurps itself back again. Well, I haven't seen you in a while. How how has it been? Wait, did we die a few days ago? Yes. I saw you four days ago. But how have you been since then? I'd be good. I went I left from the podcast. Yes. North Carolina. Yes. Did five sold out shows in Carolina, which feels random that it's in North Carolina. The thing about states said they're close to other states everywhere else except California, I feel in Texas, the two places I'm from. There's not like, oh, we drove in from such a good point. Alabama. These people are like, Oh my gosh, we came in from Virginia and I was like, Whoa. Oh my gosh. Why'd you do that? They're like, it's two hours. Right. So it's no big deal. I'm like, Oh, that is like a such a foreign concept to me to be able to leave state lines. That's very true. Yeah. But a lot of people. So doing it in Raleigh, North Carolina, which is a great little town storm. I've never been to any of the Carolinas. I'd really love to. I was like, I was like, I was talking to this couple. Gorgeous. It was really hilly, you know, like a lot of woods and greenery. It was cool and like little small town vibe. Um, it was, uh, I was talking to this couple and they were like, yeah, we're getting married at the beach and I was like, ooh, let's take this thing south of the border. And they're like, the beach is like just down the, like you're on the coast right now. I was like, where the hell is that? To me, I is Nicholas Sparks territory. It's like outer banks. Oh, you never seen that. But like, I'm thinking all very, yeah, like Nicholas Sparks. And that's all I know about it. Yeah. It was kind of like that. Um, but they were all talking to me about North Carolina. They're like, sorry. They died. Sorry. I died. I almost just started crying for some reason. Why did I do that? Why I do that? Um, and so I started, or everyone I would talk to about Raleigh, they'd be like, how is it like? I'm like, why are you asking like it's Chernobyl? Like I'm about to get sick from Chernobyl, share, Chernobyl. What is it? I think it's Chernobyl. Tomato tomato. What is Chernobyl? Okay. Share. But honestly, you know, it's good when you can't pronounce things because it just means you've read them. Yeah. And that you're well read. So like, why would you know how to pronounce them if you're only reading them? I need to read a book. Good job. Thank you. We should, we should read that Stephen King book. I have a crush on Stephen King now. I know I saw that. What do you mean you have a crush on Stephen King? I'm reading his memoir. Is he alive? Yes. He's 76. Good. I'm reading his memoir, which is also like, uh, a kind of a how to on writing. Oh, and he is so funny. And I think I'd like to start using some of his language when he was a kid when he or his brother had to poop. They would just said I have to push. They have to go push. Yeah. Which I think we should start saying. So to minimize the amount of times we say, Oh, like when I was pushing yesterday, or like, Oh, excuse me for one second. I have to go push. We're going to take a quick. That's a lot like better on the year. I like that. Let's do that. Okay. Yeah. But what did I just say? He's my dream guest. What I just say that I brought the boom. Oh, wonderful. Before we started recording said, I do not want to talk about this on air. So I'm going to talk about it now. And then proceeded to talk about how he doesn't even have to push. He just has to boom. I really brought the boom at the at the venue. Yeah. Free show. So you were stepping off stage to boom. No, it was like, I could hear them getting ready to announce the room. Yeah. Like a boom. They're going to think that something happened. So you were and you were booming in the wings. I was booming in the what now? The wings. Yeah. And the I was booming in the bowels of the venue. Here's something that happened this weekend. So. Oh my gosh. You're leaving this bar. Maggie Winters is touring with me. You need to be Maggie. Love her. Yeah. She said she messaged you. Yeah. I've been talking to her a bit. She's so sweet and fun. And I love her. Everyone after the show is like, they're like calling her mother and like mother like. And we went out to a bar after with one of the other comics. Sue Ben and my mail slot. Oh my God. Do you like the sound of my mail slot? Oh my God. It's old fashioned. Scared the crap out of me. Like there's I have a slot in my house where you the mail man. He's so sweet. Just shoves the mail in and then it enters my venue. So it's so awesome. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Maggie Winters's mother. Yes. Oh my gosh. I just got so depressed for like four seconds and now I'm back. I hate when that. You know what? I literally looked out the window and I was like, no, you just become so aware of your like finite existence. And then it goes away as quickly as it came, but it's horrible. I was looking at that mailman and I was like, he has like a full life and he's gonna he's gonna he has a mission and he's here delivering the mail. I know. I'm worried about us having access to open windows right now, just like in terms of distraction. Oh my gosh. I'd like forgot about windows. Should we close pepper help? No, no, no, no, no. It's kind of nice to to gays. Speaking of gays, we're outside of the bar and there's these dudes, these frat dudes are wasted. And one of them just like says the says the gay slur, the F slur. Uh-uh. And yelled it and no one liked anything. And then this other dude walks up and just start they start chanting together, gay people should die. Whoa. And then Maggie, obviously is like, shut the fuck up, bitch, like to their face. And meanwhile, I'm wearing loafers. I'm like, Maggie, they're talking about me. We got to get in the Uber for this goes south. But she was trying to fight them. And she she was like, thank you for ordering the Uber and getting in there so fast because I was we were kind of thinking I was kind of trying to be like, I wish you had led her. No, no, I was kind of thinking like, there's no way you against people like that that don't care about what they're saying in public. They will hit you. They actually said back to her, she's like, shut the fuck up, bitch. And they go, you just get hit by a car and die, bitch. Like they were like in each other's face. That's the situation where it's like, I'll let you hit me to fast track you to prison. Yeah. I mean, if any of any of any of the stuff that they were saying, it's crazy to me. Like, I guess as like an influencer, like, it's always scary to be like, oh, people are like videoing you. They were not scared of people videoing at all. I'm like, you have no fear at all, truly of like, you know, but that's something where you'd never probably never get a job. You probably you might get kicked out of school. Right. No, I think you would. I would hope you would. But it was very belligerent. I couldn't help but find it a little bit funny because I'm in North Carolina wearing a sweater and loafers. Like it's like, I was just not safe for me out there either. Yeah. Hey, guys, we want to take a quick break to thank us sponsor of today's episode. Quince. You guys know what time it is? Yeah. Tell me what time it is. It's time to transition. Time to transition from summer to fall wardrobeing. My favorite time of the year. Let me swap out my jeans shorts for a pair of boots. I'm wearing boots instead of shorts. Shifting my wardrobe from summer to fall is always a challenge. Luckily, Quince offers timeless and high quality items I adore, ensuring my wardrobe stays fresh and I don't blow my budget. 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Then didn't have a flight out to like 7 p.m. So I got home at like 1 a.m. And I like my favorite thing about being in the airport is I had a very standard day besides missing the flight, which was fully my fault. But you can, it's so funny to complain about flying online. Like the airport is so much, there's so much comedy in the airport. And that's what I hate is when I talk about airport jokes and airplane jokes, like they're like, when I talk to comedians, they're like, you're still doing airplane jokes. Like, I think it's like elementary school for comedy. But I think the airport is so funny. I think it just means I do it. Did you have an airplane joke you wanted to share? No, I just think it's funny how like I make it look like hell. I'm like, I'm so at the airport. Damn, it's like very normal standard operation. Like the flight wasn't even delayed. That's the flight I bought. And then I went to the airport and got on it. Right. And connected. Right. It's just like a normal. Complaining is just a natural part of the healing process. It's so true. It's so true. I have actually been, you know, people that like write letters to people and then don't send them just like get things out. Yeah. I've been like crafting stories, like Instagram stories and Snapchat stories, it'd be complaining and then deleting them. It feels good. Just to like read it with a new. Yeah, to get it out. And then it's like, well, I don't want to be perceived as someone who complains all the time, even though that is like my soul and my character. But you have to just type it out and then delete it. I flipped it from like, what am I complaining about? And then I'm I think about how what a blessing it is to have a problem like that. Yes. I think today might be a day where I finished like a succinct conscious thought where it was last week. I was listening and I was like, what? I listened to it back. But people you have to know when I'm on when I come on the podcast, a lot of the stuff I say came came to me in parcels and in a dream. And I'm just trying to get it. I'm trying to get your Instagram story out, you know, like, and then explain it. And then when I say that loud, you know, live alone, I don't have anyone to run these things by. It doesn't always make sense. So getting behind that is like a completely off topic thing. But I want to just give context to the way that I'm playing with my nails. Yeah. I got hard gel. Oh, which is like gel but harder. Yeah. And I picked it all off. Yeah. My nails are I'm not kidding. What's like pliable, soft feel like that's making me sick. There's literally no, there might as well be no nail. Like it's they're mushy. Oh, I can't. I have to like, I have a weird light switch in my room where it's like you have to like push like some little type of levered at the side. I can't because my nails are too soft and bendy. It's like foul. But I'm not Izzy. I'm done getting my nails done. Like I'm letting them grow natural because like this is like actually scaring me. It's like I don't even have like they're they're not there's no hardness. You need it. We need to stop because it's reminding me of like it's burned them off with acetone. It's reminding me of like some sort of like underground dweller like it like an animal that you have soft and like premature baby. It's yes. Exactly. No, no. It's reminding me of like when you boil a carrot. Yes. That's making me sick. I think you should feel them. No, no, no. Okay. I can't because I'm really yucky. I'm having a week's week stomach day. Yeah. I'm having a I'm having a pre-push anxiety over here. I'm about to have to push on your pepper or pepper. This is not pepper home. Oh, this is Joy Bird. Joy Bird. Okay. This was Joy Bird. Full price. Those were pepper home and I should have gifted. And those are six pennies. Hashtag gifted. What? The chairs. What? What? The chairs that are pepper horn? No, the chairs are six penny. The curtains are pepper home. Yes, I see. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. I see. I see. I see. Well, you were getting your loafers this weekend. You want to hear how I was getting? Yeah. I was hate crime in my loafers. I was the opposite of hate crime, which I'm I'm thinking I was hate crime adjacent. Thank you. I got invited to an early screening of the Joker and the new Joker was Lady Gaga. Falia do. Falia do. Bye bye. And Balia do. All good. Yeah, go ahead. I do want to say really quickly, just the only thing I'll say about the film itself, because like just go and do it blind, except for I'm about to completely deep blindify you right now really quickly. They did a full mean growth musical. What do you mean? It's a musical. And they didn't market it that way. Oh, crap. Y'all, we are working with a musical, not one musical number, not two musical number, not three musical numbers, not four musical numbers. There's about five to six musical numbers in this film, which I think a lot of people are not expecting. A lot of Joker. You don't feel like that's on an audience. You really want to like throw a musical at without telling it's and it's not just like a want like their musical numbers. It's like their performances. So definitely interesting. Very cool to see that. Very lucky to have seen that exclusive sneak peek preview of the full feature film. I'm excited to hear everyone's thoughts on that. But what was so cool about the screening was that Lady Gaga, and she came out after the film to do a quick Q&A. And she said to the audience, and it was truly about like 20 people there, 20 to 30 people there. So it's a very small group. And it was they were like Lady Gaga picked you. And I was like, okay, interesting. And she said when she got there that she like is so honored to be in the room with us and that she has always felt like she very closely identifies with our community. And oh, and that like she's honored to spend the night with us. And thanks for coming. I was like, Oh my god, like, whoa, like, first of all, thank you. Thank you. You, Gaga. Yeah. And I didn't know she identified so closely with the influencer community, like, just not what I was expecting from her. And then then the Q&A starts. And I'm starting to look around and I'm like, I know like a lot of these people from the internet. And I know and I know and I know that that everyone here is a member of the LGBTQIA plus community. And so then it started to click together that she Lady Gaga was not feeling connected to the influencing community issues. Don't connect to the LGBT community who was present. Who were the imbities of the of the screening inside of you. So yeah. Yeah. And you know how I feel about that community. Right. And I feel as Gaga does. Honored. I was honored to be there and be a part of the community before. And I do wonder how how I was selected and what the thought process was there. If they were, if they were maybe wondering this, this young woman is, is the face of the community. I mean, you got outed by Lady Gaga. You just take her to court. No. Oh my god. Are you kidding? There's no good way you should take her to court for a date. Court date. Court date. I mean, you know, I'm honored in any way to be a part of that community. And you met her. But I did think it. I did think it was. I did have my small chocolate in myself. Just at the at how everything went. It clicked. I was like, oh, oh, okay. Yeah. Yes. Yes. But now obviously honored. And I do. I was literally looking at Gaga. And I was like, literally me too. Like it is in honor to feel this adjacent to the day. She's really short and you were like, okay, no. So here's the thing. Then at the end, Gaga was like, you mind if I just call her Gaga? No, I'm familiar. Then at the end, Gaga was like, I would love the opportunity to take pictures with all of you if that's something that you're okay with. And it was like, yeah, of course, I would be okay with that. So all we lined up to take a photo with Gaga. And she was the perfect person for me to have an interaction with because like, I love her to death, but it's not like I'm like losing sleep about how obsessed I am. So I was really able to articulate like, I love you so much. You're so incredible. Thank you so much for doing this. Like I had a blast. This was awesome. Yeah. Just like very eloquently. And also as like just normal, which was exciting. She's literally the most soft spoken demure woman that I have ever met to every question everyone asks you. So thank you so like, thank you so much. Like I really appreciate you asking it was an awesome question. So gracious and generous and kind and like just like soft, which I wasn't expecting. Wow. Like do not have enough good things to say about that woman. But yeah, I took a photo with her. And if you saw the photo, you'll notice that she's about 18 feet taller than me in the photo, which I think people work in peace by because she is five one or five to please pay heed to the fact that she's wearing a inch massive platforms. Like people were not able to herb her people weren't able to figure that out because that photo didn't end up on pop grave of force. And people weren't able to put the pieces together that she was wearing those platforms. And so obviously there were a lot of comments like, how tall is that person next to her like issue three feet tall? First of all, want to direct you again to that four 11 highlight and second of all, I want to direct you to the eight inch platforms. Right. Okay. I mean, it was alarming too, because I know that yeah, it isn't an alarm. It isn't alarming. The caller Lady Gagita Gagita. It's an it is alarming to see that height disparity. But yes, she was wearing platforms as her right. She is a queen in her right. But yeah, I'm four leavens, special. It was awesome. Yeah. Like really honored to be to be a part of the community as always. Yeah, and my loafers. Truly like I think we all have our low for a moment. We all had our loafers on this week. Take a walk a mile in my loaves. Mm hmm. Get my loaves and try to walk a mile. Yeah. Give you blisters. Hey guys. Hi, we want to take a quick break to thank a sponsor of today's episode. Liquid IV. I'm so excited to start getting back into fall virtual. So you guys, evening walks in the cooler weather. Yeah. Football on weekends, pumpkin spice, you name it. I can't wait. Personally, no for pumpkin spice on my end and. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I forgot to ask. One ritual that deserves to be added to your fall priorities, daily hydration and energy from liquid IV. Yeah. 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Get 20% off your first order of liquid IV when you go to liquidiv.com and use code B and C. I check out that's 20% off your first order when you shop better hydration today using promo code B and C at liquidiv.com. Do you know about Demi sexuality? I just heard that. Something I'm dabbling with. Where did I hear that? Was it? Did you tell me? I might have been telling everyone about Demi because the first time I was like, oh, maybe I'm a fictional sexual, which is attracted to fictional characters. But then I think I've realized that I'm also attracted to non-fictional characters too. So I don't think that that affected sexual makes. But Demi's sexuality, which I'm not sure either. Sometimes labels can really restrict you, but sometimes they can be freeing and like, oh, maybe this is what I identify with. So anyway, I was telling that with Demi sexuality, it's you can only be physically attracted to people that you have developed an emotional attachment with. And I do think that's the case with me, but I also think I'm able to develop an emotional attachment on site immediately. So that's not I don't know if that really works for the definition, but it's just nice to explore and be able to to wonder and get to know yourself more. So LGBTQIA D. D.F period. D.F. D.F. Demi Ficto. Demi Ficto? What is that thing called? Absofacto. Lutely. Anyways, they are cute. Not my hands. Nice. What is that? Wait, did you not smell all good? They smell? I just don't want your fingernails near my face. No, okay. Just so this is not fingernail adjacent. No, it smells like a baby. Yes, it smells like Johnson and Johnson, doesn't it? I have a new favorite detergent. Say goodbye to Diva. Say hello to the laundress. I'm okay saying goodbye to Diva because everyone's getting these like massive PR boxes from Diva. And I think that we put Diva on the map, Loki. I don't think we put them on the map. I think they were well on the map. But I do think like we did alert a lot of people of their presence. Yeah. Well, people literally are like, oh my gosh, you guys are the ones from the Diva Wash thing. I'm like, we're the what from the what? And they're like, you're the Diva Wash influencers, right? Because we started going on podcasts and like that would come up at every podcast. We bought that Diva Wash. We have a lot of audiences via Diva. Well, I'm on the laundress, which it's just like Lavender, Lavender and Johnson and Johnson smelling like a baby. Smell your palm if it's your detergent. Because I rubbed my hands with the detergent. Did you wash any of your clothes? Are you using a lot of detergent or soap? No, I literally, because I thought we were going to the studio this morning and I put it all over my skin so that it would stick to make sure that you could smell it. Normal. Also, I could have just brought the pillow spray that they sent to. And you can do whatever you want. You can literally do whatever you want to say, three in your four foot 11, G.S. Because I'm a four foot 11, get me due. It's it's a photo sexual tendencies and I can do whatever that I want. It's this tiny, it's this tiny Queen's world. We're just living in it. It's this long-tresses world. We're just living in it. But I'm not kidding. I don't think you smelled it enough because you were scared of my fingernails that I really want you to. Can you just go get it? And I thought, yeah, you can just go get it. We're at your house. That's the beauty of being it. Should I get the detergent or the pillow spray? Get the detergent. I want to smell the real thing. Okay. Oh my gosh. Go get that stuff. Okay. I don't really like have I don't think I have anything new to say except that my dad keeps asking me call me period and it's like I call him and he's like, oh my gosh, Max is sitting looking so cute. I had to tell you. I'm like, send me a picture. Please don't make me think that mom died. And it floated. Oh, cool. Completely exploded. You don't like it? No. Are you kidding? No, I don't like it. Oh my god. Like I had a visceral like kind of. I think it's the best thing I've ever smelled in my life. It smells like Johnson and Johnson baby. It smells like a it smells like a smelling like a baby's like. Like it smells like skin. I don't know how to explain it. Yeah, like it's just like. Ooh, get it away. I don't know what's. Fresh. Him? I don't know. It smells great. Well, I have COVID. So that's. Do you? No, what? Maybe. I'm like addicted to it. And that's I'm but I do think that's more of a like washer cozy and washer bedding in it. Like it's not like I will say about diva wash. It's too strong to have on your bed every single night. It's like because I bury my head. Well, you have to wash you people don't understand like and all the hate that diva gets for being too strong. You put you just put a dollop of diva. You're supposed to dilute it with uncensored diluted with unscented and put a dollop in. And that's the way to do. You're gonna want to do dollop of daisy. Yeah, like ASAP. Yeah, ASAP possible. Okay, that's for the first product I wanted to influence. Do you mind if I influence a second product? No, hit me. Have you had. Nick's protein bars. Huh? Like the Swedish protein bars, they're called nicks. And I see chaos. They're just there's protein bars. Maybe it's all I can smell. It's so delicious. Maybe. No, I'm not bad by that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And not for me. That's fine. But there are these protein bars that I'm not kidding. Well, this is actually another DSTF situation. They taste to me like a sinkers or a twix. They are so good. And I put them in the freezer and then eat them. And it's like dessert. Take a treat. But I'm scared that it's I'm going like Cal teen bar mode. Are you eating a lot of them? No, I'm just some averaging one a day. But like they taste like a chocolate bar and they're from Sweden. Which like, I don't know if that's where the OG Cal teen bars were from. They were they were Swedish. I think Swedish way. I'm worried. Yeah, I'm worried and I can't quite make sense of the ingredients. Which you but they taste so dang good. Then let your hair down a little. I'm worried that I'm bulking up. It's going to be a long winter. So yeah, you're going to edge your feet on my new blankies. Where would you prefer that inch my feet? We should get you out of frame. We should get you a roller. And now I need like a device that is like what you would buff out cars with. I think that. Do your feet itch when you're not with me? Yeah. Okay. As soon as it makes me nervous that I'm making you anxious. I can't itch my feet when I'm with you. But I love it. That would be my worst nightmare if I made someone anxious. I'm always anxious. People don't get it. I'm like a Chihuahua. Like at it. I'm like a Chihuahua. The energy at Trader Joe's recently is so horrible and vile and foul. What's going on? I don't get it. Like everyone in there. I don't know how to put it into words. It's like almost evil. I've been to Trader Joe's in a long time. Speaking. That's why it made me think of it because I'm speaking of anxious. I don't know where anything is anymore. And I feel like the actual shift in vibes is due to the customer base changing. And I don't know what they changed to. But I feel like they all want like they're like too sentient. They like all are looking at like no one's looking at me. But I feel like everyone's like staring and in competition with each other at Trader Joe's. I thought I'm sorry. It's okay. But grocery shopping used to be like my tin. I know. Could you try a new location? Yeah. I think I might have to just go to a different grocery store all together. Sorry Joe, but it's just not working for me anymore. I'm a very much like ordered something in the morning and have a have the leftovers for three days. That's good too. And a next approach bar. I just really enjoy having cooking a little bit too. I figured out how to use my air fryer like the different settings. You know that I never once changed the settings of my air fryer. I never have either since I got it. I haven't either. Have you seen my microwave? No. It's so interesting. It has instead of like time. It's asks me what I want to do. Like popcorn? No, even more more intense. Like are you it's like what are you what is this? Do you want to defrost bread? Do you want to. That's normal. Is it? Yeah. Okay. I haven't figured out how to put it time. I think it's like additional. It's time crunching. None. But it's like do you want to is this chicken? Is this steak like what what are we working with your girl? And it's like two men. It's like it's like a it's like a lot. I also have a new hobby of like finding hot guys that walk past my front door and screenshotting them on my ring camera. Is that okay to keep in? Or not at all. Yeah, it's fine. It's not weird. It's not weird, but it's not like it's all blurry. They're so blurry that that's why it's funny. Because you can't it's like there's no way you could even tell. You can even go outside and say hi. Wait, I do want to start sitting outside. I found this one guy that I like. He was a regular passerby. No, I only found him once, but you want to see a picture of him? Would love to. It's really blurry. I can't find it. It's fine. Now you need to see him. You'll like him a lot. Okay, I can't wait. I can't believe you're dating someone I didn't even know. I know. Sorry. We should have him on the pod. We should get. I'm gonna go. We can just go outside and wait. We should get the screenshot of his blurry ass body frame and print it out live size. So you can. Where did he go? Look at it. Where did he go? Oh, here he is. Where did he come from? Like that little look looks like that photo of a Sasquatch. Because it's so blurry. Yeah, no, it's like you can't even tell it first. I would show you guys, but you can kind of like seem where I live. But he is. Oh, no, this is fine. Do you like him? Okay. Like he's so pretty. And so. What the hell? You can just sometimes you can just tell. I can't I guess I'm not Demi. You you have developed an emotional attachment to a pixel. That's what I'm. That's what's confusing is like I do feel emotionally attached. Like I wouldn't even call that a photograph. Hey guys, we'd like to take a quick break to thank a sponsor of today's episode. Twisted Tea. I I love taking a break to thank a sponsor today's episode. Twisted Tea. Then let's do it. If you've never tried Twisted Tea, it's a refreshing, hard iced tea made with real brewed iced tea and 5% alcohol. It's the perfect drink to crack open with your friends and have a good time. Fall is the best. I've been saying this over and over again. The weather's better. I get along with people better. You get to pull out your sweaters, which I love. Look at me. You have to go to a pumpkin patch if that's your thing. You can you can make soup. You can go looking for leaves changing. Whatever floats your boat. So ring in the fall with Twisted Tea. Twisted Tea is made with real brewed tea, so it's full of flavor and really refreshing. It's the perfect beverage to keep the good times going all year long. Whether you're hanging out at a friend's house, catching a game at the stadium or bar, or just seeing where the day takes you, Twisted Tea is there to make a good time a great time. Yeah. Grab a refreshing Twisted Tea today and keep it twisted. What is going on with me today? Are you going to attend? No, I just keep going in and out of like a literal bout of severe depression, and then it's over. Come back to us. And then I come back and I'm like, "Lav is beautiful." Come back to us. Oh. "Lav is beautiful." I got accepted as a Shiz. Oh, I heard. Congrats. Thank you. Well, because you got that Maggie DM them, I was like, "You really want this PR box, please, please, please, can I have this for you?" I don't know. I guess it was a PR box, but I was almost wondering if it was from my application to Shiz. Because a lot of the boxes that show up, like you don't know like how they got to you, you know? I hate that so much. I got a box of-- What is on the bottom of your toe? That's just how it's always been. What is it? I don't want you doing that. It's rock on the couch. Don't pull it off onto the couch. Brooke, if I can't pull my toe off and front onto your-- This is the Joybird. Yeah. Then I don't know if I know you anymore, really. I don't feel like I ever encouraged you to pull that piece of-- You've changed. Piece of skin off onto the Joybird. You've changed a lot, and it's sad. I hope you find yourself. Sometimes-- I really do issue the best. You should do that. Chaining a few times at bars has gone up to random people, and just gone, "You've changed so much." I'm just-- I'm not really mad at you at all. I'm not upset. I just want to let you know that you have changed. It makes me fully, completely sick. He always does that to Zane and Jazzy. Zane, you've changed. That's really fun. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Channing, Channing, Channing. There's been this number texting me for days on end. We miss you so much last night for real next message. OK, wait, more tea. Sarah and Jake showed up to the dinner last night, and Wyatt didn't tell either of them. I'm like, "I don't know." Wait, who? I don't-- Sarah and Jake showed up to the dinner last night, and Wyatt didn't tell-- I don't think I even know why. I don't think that that was text was meant for you. Yeah, but they've text me like several times. I am so worried about your feet. Why? Like, how much they itch. It just comes and goes, though. But it's like, it's not normal. Like, you should get it checked out. I need you to go to the doctor. Let me get on the doctor. Like, that could be a circulation thing. I know, and it probably is because I have that back issue. That is-- that ended up being nothing. Inchner-- they said it was nothing, but it's not nothing. No, I agree that. I want someone to take you seriously the way I would want someone to take my Dom seriously. Go to another doctor. It's got a second, third, and fourth opinion. You're right. Honest to Connor? Go to a female doctor. Why? Because they're a lot less likely to brush off your problems. Right, thank you. I will. And they'll listen to you because women are superior. Allergies, back pain, probably blood work, common conditions and services. I don't-- Itchy feet? I might have diabetes. That's what people are saying. You don't have diabetes. You would know if you had diabetes. It would come back in the blood work that you got. Yeah, my blood work said-- Oh, so I don't think itchy feet is a diabetes symptom. Yeah, it is. Is it? Yeah. Let me see. It also said like kidney disease. But I'm feeling good otherwise. What are your top five, like, if you went to a doctor right now and they were like, top five health concerns, walk us through. My mole. Where? Under my right arm. That would be a big one. That's such an easy thing to get. No, I know. I'm a piece of work. I'm a piece of work, really, to myself. I am. You've been talking about that mole since 2021 when we first started this. Girl. Or 2022, whenever we started. Girl, me and my mole go way back. Should I go to Allison or Gina? Allison. I agree. But she's a physician assistant. Hell no. Wait, where are you? You're on talk. I'm on talk, working away. You keep talking. I'll try. No, I asked you about your five main health concerns. Oh. I would say itchy feet. Back pain. Mall. Mall. Two more. Well, I am like missing and fully missing a tooth. So I need to get that. I need to put a tooth in for me. And then I'm good. I don't know. Just for just for now. I would love to just find out if there's any tumors. They always are like, there's no tumors. We should get that full body. I just too scared to know. I'm too scared to know. I saved a lot of people's lives. What is a physician assistant? Let's be serious. It's a tumor tolerance assistant. Is it physician? Oh, well, if you're looking at your mole. It's like, I just need an assistant. Is it physician? And is that okay to go see them? Maybe to this physician. Well, it's not even giving me. It's only giving me rheumatologist. What's a rheumatologist? Arthritis. What's a rheumatologist? That's arthritis. Autoimmune diseases. And arthritis. Should I see a dermatologist? For your mole? Yes. Okay. Jesus. I have a great dermatologist. To you? Yeah. I love her. Will you give me a referral on Raya? Yeah. But I don't, I can't go to her anymore because I don't have the right insurance. When I was getting my insurance, I only had her. And I, so I was like, oh, perfect. I'll just get an insurance that accepts her. So then I got an insurance. And then that turned out, I had somehow gotten my wires crossing the one insurance, insurance that she doesn't accept is mine. So I've been in there for hours in a while. Damn. No, I did go once, but I had to pay out of pocket. Okay. I'll tell you about my five, five thing, I'll get insurance. Well, I'm getting my visa line on, on Wednesday. So that's not a concern for me anymore. And I'm getting, I got a new tattoo removal doc, an actual doctor, which I'm excited about. So those two concerns are taken care of. That's great. Um, I guess my stomach, but that has been a concern my whole life. So it's less of a concern. Okay. Because I'm still alive. Yeah. Oh, I would say my worst, my thing I'm most scared of is how quickly I forget things the second I come into my brain. Like I'll be going to Google something and then I'm like, wait, what should I do? Go and then it takes a really long time to get back there. Like mental gymnastics to get back. And then sometimes when I'm falling asleep, I'll be in the middle of a fantasy and then just forget it as it's going. Whoa. Which is really bad. I think it might be a side effect by medication. Oh, how was your medication, by the way? I'm not good at taking it. Oh, that's okay. You seem normal. I was on my... Take your meds. If you haven't today, make sure you take your meds. I was on my way here today. And I saw one of those Coco, the delivery robots that deliver food. They're not Coco here on the side of town. What are they called? They're just, they have their own, each one has their own name. Oh. Yeah. Alicia, Emory, Robert. Oh, are you familiar with all of them? Oh, Latina. Like there's a lot, not Latina, Latisha. Latina. Like they have really sweet babes, not Latina. Latina would be a beautiful name for her baby girl. Technically, it would. Well, I saw this delivery robot. It was full of probably food. And it's on its way to deliver. And it had like a, it was like injured. And it made me so sad. A lot of them make me sad because they're alone. They're traveling alone. They're alone and it's scary. It's scary out there. They're crossing the street. I know. And then I started thinking about it. I was like, we are so doomed if they make AI cute. They aren't cute. Because I'm like personifying a, a, a little box with wheels. Because they put eyes on it. I'm so dumb. I messed down as a baby. The ones here are cute. It's so cute. I wanted to get out and be like, come on. Like let me help you across the road. Yeah. Like an old person. I helped an old person cross the road the other day. Oh my god. They were so slow. Oh my gosh. I was like, no, literally you shouldn't be crossing. You shouldn't be allowed to cross the road. You're holding up. This was literally felt like a protest. Like you're not going to work. We're protesting for. They're just shorter walks. I don't know. It was crazy. Like we were fully, the light was green. And then went red while we were so crossing the street. I'm glad you were there to help them. Yeah. She was really sweet too. Because sometimes I'm like, do you want to, should I offer? Like, are they independent, you know? Should I offer to help them? That's why I am. My flaw is like worried that I'm going to do or say the wrong thing. So I just avoid doing the thing that is usually the right thing. Yeah. So like I'll see it an old woman. Like literally like probably like just drop something and fell. And I'm just like, I don't want to go fender. So I'll just like let her go. It was just bad and wrong. But like, I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm so scared of her being like, no, I don't need help. Which like, okay. That would not be the worst thing in the world to happen. But for whatever reason, that petrifies me. I saw a girl trip going into Target two days ago. Oh, talks. And she's probably telling herself, it's okay. No one remembers. Meanwhile, I smile and I was like, because I feel like I would rather want someone. I would want someone to like laugh it off with me. Then like, oh, I'm so humiliated and I'm alone. Like Coco's done. Yeah. I'm so alone. I hate hurting myself when I'm alone. You would rather fall in front of tons of people you don't know than alone. Yeah. Because both are embarrassing. But like when you sub your toe or like fall in your apartment, you're by yourself, I'm like, what was the point of that? Exactly. I have no audience. Can't even make a joke out of this. Because no one's here to hear me. Right. Like if a man trips in his house and no one's there to see it, did he even fall at all? Mm-hmm. Answer's yes. But there was no one. There's no one there. I'm so alone. There's no one there who can hear me. What is that from? I'm all alone. There's no one here based on what is. It's a song, but there's, I know what you're thinking. It's not SpongeBob, is it? No. I'm sure. Yeah. Rach. Oh, don't get it. Don't get it. Very good, Izzy. Oh my gosh, Maggie had the funniest improv joke about. I can't because it would be her whole joke. But basically someone in the crowd like, "Yeah, don't get it." She goes, "Who the fuck said that?" Like, middle of her shot, she goes, "If you ever yell, don't get at me again. I'm gonna fucking kick your ass, bitch." She's so funny. She's so funny. Maybe she should have come on the pod. She asks, she wants to come. Oh, good. She wants to come. Yeah. Not coming back to LA for your tour, are you? No. Not this time around. I'm stupid. Well, I just... You don't like performing in LA. Uh-uh, I don't like performing in LA. Yeah. And I did four shows and they all sold it out here. So I feel accomplished. Are you? Yeah, so that's it. As far as that I just sound like it. Well, what if I thought that was the last thing you said to me? I literally like, something that's going on, I just got a text that Lady Gaga's team wants to send me flowers for going to that screening. I'm like, "What is going on?" Lady Gaga and Brooke Averick seem making out on Fairfax. No, I just, I don't even know if I should be like, I probably shouldn't be saying that. That's okay. Do you think? No, but I'm just like, I feel like I'm missing something. She's like, "I'm not doing you guys any favors. Like, thank you." You just talked about it. We gave it, we gave it a lot of real estate on the podcast today. But I'm just like, what is... Like, I'm scared that they think I'm doing some sort of advocacy or something big that I'm not doing. You're listening to a lot of musicals and falling out in love with a lot of gay men. You're doing your part. That's sweet to say. I appreciate it. You're doing the work. You're putting it to work. But I'm just worried that I'm misrepresenting myself. Brooke, you're not doing anything intentionally. You're just gay presented. Oh, Connor, do you mean it? You're just gay passing. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go to the movies tonight. What are you going to see? My old ass. Oh my God, I want to see that. I saw, I just saw, speak no evil. That's a scary one. It wasn't that scary. It's the one with James McElway who they should really be using as more of like a romantically. It just, he's so cute. Oh my God, your window. Guy, your window will look... He's the mailman. Did you just push? No, that was my mouth. Did you just push on my joybird? Did you just push a little on my joybird? Hi guys, we want to take a quick break to the... What? Hi, what did you say? Hi, about that. Okay, well, Brooke, that kind of reminds me that I would do want to take a quick break to thank a sponsor of today's episode, Webroot. 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Mailman is getting me every damn time. Yeah, sorry. It's why I was asking if we should close the peppers. Mm-mm. I like the peppers. A jar. Oh, I had a day at the airport yesterday where I was just like texting so many people. Like, miss you, love you. You didn't text me that. I should have said that out loud. It was more like people like I haven't seen in years. Okay. Like thinking about you. You just started up podcast with saying I haven't seen you in so long. What is going on? Do you think I'm dying? Do you think I'm dying? And like, like brain is sending notifications to my heart that's like really appreciate the little things in life before your time is up. Your brain's damning your heart. My brain is sliding into my heart. DMs and saying, hey, sexy. Remember to appreciate the sunset today. Maybe that would be nice. I wish my brain would DM my heart like that more. It's really tragic that I'm passing away right now. You have to stop looking out the windows. Oh my gosh. I'm like in a state of longing for whatever reason and nostalgia. Nostalgia? You're in a state of longing for what has yet to come. Nasalgea is a gorgeous name for a Slavic baby. Nasalgea? Yeah. That sounds like an Ikea desk. The nasalgea? You're the nasalgea 2.0. Hey, your nasalgea is showing get your shit together. Get your act together. Your nasalgea is out. Oh girl, your nasalgea is out. That one's gross. Stop saying that. Stop saying a nasalgea. Your nasalgea is flaring up. Oh with that, now that sounds like something you need to go to the rheumatologist for. Yes. Your chronic rasalgea. Okay, should we talk? Should we talk shop? Talk shop? Oh yeah, wait, look. Should we do? Did we get any good submissions, Izzy? I want to do our new submission issue box. We got a lot of submissions. Don't forget that we just added the submission box. I'm excited. It's my team, GCU.TV forward slash Birkin Connor, make a podcast. I did Jeff Lewis live this morning on Sirius XM. Well, here exactly is Jeff Lewis. Jeff Lewis is a man. He's an artist. He's podcast host. He's a part of Bravo verse, the Bravo verse, which for whatever reason I'm very involved in. Uh-huh. And he gave us a massive shout-out on the Birkin Hunter podcast. He asked, you know, he said our podcast, and then he's like, episodes are out every Thursday. He told, he asked for the website name. Wow. So we decided for bonus, so. This is a little bit, this is not Jeff Lewis, specific at all, because I also, what didn't me and Jeff just aren't connected in that way. But there are, I want to say, and this is not me being ungrateful. Let's, let's get that clear. I checked my privilege at the door. There are a lot of entities that really make it well known that they are just here to support Connor. A lot of, no, I'm telling you that we have a lot of people that we both mutually know, and we'll both meet these people. And we, I would say we come out of those interactions, having dealt with those people the same amount. Like I talked to them, you talked to them, et cetera. They follow Connor only. Well, we've talked about this before. It's because I literally am so annoying. I deem them right away. I can think of two off the top of my head that like, I lose. There's one, I really bad one. I can't say, but like it's so bad. It's, it's, it's genuinely like that is, that's the one individual who I know for a fact. Hates me. That's being, that's being 100%. That's intentional. That's intentional. There's one person in the B and C verse who I'm not kidding. The interactions have been the same. Connor speaks to this person, I speak to this person. There's literally been nothing negative that's ever happened. They only, they only follow Connor and they will not. I don't know what I did, but I'm just saying like it is like, it is something that it, it doesn't necessarily hurt my feelings, but it does like hurt my feelings a lot. Oh my gosh. It's not that I care about like followers. It's just that like what am I doing? What did you just do? Almost not your picture frame onto my forehead. Don't knock the picture frame onto my purpose. But it's just like, what am I doing? Maybe what are you not doing? Right. There's a question because I am being annoying. But I'm talking about like, especially with like the, that one person or like a few others in that, just like that we've had some more experiences with. It's like, I don't think there's a bunch of a difference between what me and you are doing. Maybe I don't know. It's interesting. It's something that I, it's something that I could talk about in therapy. You have to want to get it. Like I'm looking at your basket that has your blankets in it. I want to get in there and I want you to put the lid on me so bad. Yeah. Maybe we could do that after the show. Okay. Once I say I mean, you played hide and go seek. Connor, a few weekends ago, we've had sardines. That is bone chillingly awesome. I was, I was feeling, I didn't know sardines. Where one person hides and everyone looks. Lights off. Yeah. Lights off, one person hides, everyone looks. And then when you find them, they join them. When you find them, you join them. So I played this at the beach. We didn't find the two people that hid. It was insane. You would think that like a group of 20 something year olds would be able to find each other. The hiding spots were, I'm not kidding. Patrick hid. I didn't know this was a possibility. He got, he climbed on top of the fridge and then rolled back like behind it. And it's just like, how would you ever have found? Someone doing that. Nope. So no one found him. You're as good as dead to me. And then Alexa hid in plain sight. She hid on the dining room chairs. So she just like cut herself horizontally on the chairs and then just like talked to the chairs in. That's funny. And she was in plain sight, but no one found her. I would get to, I kind of get scared. And it was scary. The lights were off. Yeah, that's kind of scary. And the Pink Panther music was playing. Oh, that's fun. That part is fun. Yes, I was really scared. Oh, here's what I was going to say. We talked about this this morning. On Jeff's show, but don't you think in public bathrooms, there should always be playing loud music? I wanted to bring this up with you and I forgot. I'm so glad you said something. Oh, we're saying. I don't think bathrooms should be split by gender. They should be split by pushing or being. Oh my gosh, Brooke. Yes, 100%. There should be a push rail. You could throw up in there too. I had thought there may should be a separate one if you need to throw up a third. A secret third option for barfers. A secret third for barfers is a single. There should be a single saw option for barfers. There should just be a separate bar for them. Yeah, let's do. There's a bar for them. There's the push room and there's the piss room. Oh, you're going with piss? Yeah, go piss girl. Well, of course go piss girl. Like we can all agree on that. I mean, because like every time I have to push in a public restroom, I'll wait until no one there. And I'll get and, you know, I'll enter a push off with the person next to me. We both clearly have to push. And it's like we're waiting for the other one to leave. And it's like, you think, I'm going to push first. You're out of your mind. I am flushing the toilet. Pushing while it's flushing. All of what? Oh, yeah, I can't wait. We're so, so gross. Like, do you think? Yeah, this podcast should just be called poop and poop, make a poop. Like that's what it should be. Push and piss, make a puff. Yeah, I really should be. I feel like my lemme deblows have me fast. I'm thinking fast today. Really? Oh my gosh. All day, they literally make me fart for eight hours. It's crazy. Do you think I'm not farting under here? Oh, bro, extincty. Do you think I'm not puffing? Push and puff. Push, puff and piss, make. Puke, puke, puff, piss and puff, make. This is disgusting. Izzy, did you get any good submissions? Wait, wait, wait. You know what's so, you know what's- Get the microphone cord out of your toes. Can I do anything? I can't floss my toe. Not on the joybird. Let me talk about what I was going to say. There is nothing worse than when the chef of the restaurant you're at comes out of the stall. What were you doing there? No, chefs, no pooping. No pooping. No pooping. Not a workman. Do not pooping, come out of there and then head back to the kitchen. No! That doesn't bother me that much. It's not like they're wiping with their hands. Oh, are you the wipe monitor? How do you have that much faith in every chef? There's some evil chefs that wipe with your hands. I look sorry. You have no room to be talking with what you've been doing with your feet. Brooke. I can't do it. I can't either. You go find another pusher. Get sucked. When push comes to piss, girl, you're pissing me right off. That's what it is. It's just so, it's like- It's just- You know what, I haven't been in on the whole demure trend. That is just the least demure thing. You say you haven't been in on the trend. You've said it five times today. Shut the cup. Seriously. Oh my gosh. There's definitely a view of my camel toe from where the camera is for sure. What's it called when a guy gets a camel toe? Bull's nickel? What do you say? A bull's nickel. Um, we're going to do a round with the bull's nickel for the table. Are you going to have any bull's nickel, or do you want to split it? Do you want any of the moose knuckle? Would you like it? I don't know if I know the round with my iPod cracks. You did. Well, you posted it. Because I already knew it wasn't news to me. My friend Peter just texted me. I'm soaking wet. Let's see what he has to say. That's the picture Jonathan Bailey. Oh, New Fiero. Oh, New Fiero just dropped. New Fiero contest just dropped. What am I doing? Wow. My phone? Izzy texted us. Oh. Okay. Oh, is it just this little thing Izzy? Okay. My ex just posted an incredibly long, very poorly written poem about me, where she makes up events that simply didn't happen to make me look bad. But because it's so bad, it's just funny. She called me a power freak, which I genuinely couldn't define if I wanted to. I could define power freak. Define it. Like, um, really sexy, spicy, but like, in an alpha way. Oh, I wasn't getting that. Powerful freak or powerful freak. I was getting someone like who pieces their power. Oh, perfect circle notch. Look at this. Wow. Life is beautiful. Um, yeah, I mean, I would like my ex to do that. It feels like that would make you look good. I feel like you won, but it's that sucks. There's nothing more embarrassing than someone posting something that's poorly written. Especially if it's writing. That doesn't really do you any, any favors. If it's, you just mean your ex's dumb. And that means that you have bad taste. Yeah. Could you date a dumb person if they were, if you really physically attracted to them? Yeah. But like super dumb. Like, boy, like that kind of dumb. But I, I don't like spelling. Think that people, I don't believe that there are like dumb people. There are, there are definitely dumb people. I don't think I could date someone that is like truly, like has no brain cell. I knew, I know, I know. We have a mutual friend that is one of the dumbest people I've ever met. Can you think of who it is? I don't think I could date that person, but I think that I could date someone who's not conventionally smart and is intelligent in a different way. Like, I don't need someone to understand. I don't need someone who writes well. I don't need someone to understand basic, basic arithmetic. Basic arithmetic. Basic arithmetic. Like, as soon as there's so much. Don't, you, they have a no room to be talking about anything that's coming out of my body. With that, a wire in your toes. I'm saying I think that if I could find something that is smart about them, then I could, even if other people just think they're not. Can you think of anything smart about the person that we're both thinking of? Yeah. Really? Probably. Give me some, give me some. I can't often, I would need to sit with it. This person, I literally, like, when I think of the word bozo, like, he comps to mind, like, he is literally has like those bluebirds circling around his head to me. Like, at all times, he probably has a concussion. Honestly, someone like that, like, if they're just like so sweet, because ignorance is bliss. And they are just like so sweet and would like die for you. Like, I could maybe, maybe. Mm-hmm, maybe. Who are you voting for? I'm just kidding. That is funny. That's so hysterical. One thing about me, jokes on jokes. I'm going to Florida on Saturday. I'm so jealous. I wish that you would go to Florida when mom and pop up were there, because they would die to see you. I know, dang it. I can't believe they're not there. I will be. And Miami. Well, I'm doing Orlando first. I mean, Maggie, you're going to go to Epcot. I was literally just going to say, are you going to go to Disney? I'm going to go to Disney. We can't drink or anything, which is kind of sad. Why? I've always wanted to do drink around the world. Are you going? Are the brand sending you? Well, no, no, no. It's before the show, and I can't, I'm going to drink before a show. It's too dangerous, especially around the world. God forbid I was around the world and drinking. Could you do it the next day? No, we go. Could you do it after the show? No, because it'll be, it'll be nighttime too late. But we do. We have Orlando Tampa, Miami, and then Dania Beach. Dania Beach. Dana? No, it's not Dana Beach. It's not at all, Dana Beach. How's it? Where are you? What is it? D-A-N-I-A. Dana Beach? D-I- D-A-N-I-A. Denaya. Dania. I don't know it. Dania Beach. Where is that? Dania Beach in Prague. Dania. Where is it located? I'm looking right now. Dania Beach. Dania Beach. Dania Dada Beach. We like to go to Dania Beach. Let me look, Brooke. How about you look? I'm looking. It's right outside of Fort Lauderdale. Oh. What? Oh my God, I should tell my mom to go. You should tell your mom to go. You should tell your mom to go. Tell my mom to bring her to her special friend. Bring it. Would she care if I was like, Brooke's mom is here? That would be like an awesome celebrity. It would be awesome. I don't know if I want that. Oh, yeah. People to know it's to be able to make the connection. Yeah, maybe if it just like stays within the room. Yeah. It's like what happens if I club stays and I club. It's totally. We're going to beat your mom's ass. Yeah. That's not exciting. When happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Number one rule by 12 is that yeah, yeah. Wait, but when is it? I'll tell her to go. I'll tell you. I'll tell you when to tell her to go. Wait, is she in for a long time? She's around there. October 3rd. I'm going to this. Oh my God. It's October 3rd. I'll tell her. I'm going to come on now. Come on now. You should go to Connor's comedy show. Yeah. It's. It's October 3rd. October 3rd. I got a basketball game tomorrow. Isn't it crazy? There are things like that. Like the quadratic equation. I can also remember, but I can also remember. My name's Parker. I got a basketball game tomorrow. Harry. No, Terry's put it in reverse, Terry. Wow. We're having a very riveting conversation. I'm parking on her make a podcast today. I think we actually it's time to wrap it up. Is it? Yes. Because when push comes to puff like. Do you have to push? Let's just say. The awesome thing about my new apartment is that there's a half bath and a primary bath. Well, the thing about your half bath? I did just sit down to be. What's wrong with the half bath? You have to like. Do you have to like cry? Like you're under the sink when I sit down on the toilet. It's tiny. Like the sink goes over. Half baths change me. No, I just like. Don't make it weird. It's a half bath. That was one. And I said in Airbnb. It said that. In the half bath, there was like a home goods type of sign. Don't make things weird. It's a half bath. What does that mean? I don't know. I feel like that sign made things weird. Wait, let me look if I can see if I can find the exact sign. No, it's okay. No, I think you would really like to see it. Okay. Um, I'm trying to think if I have any more oop dots. Um, I'm still. It is Tulsa, 1967. Is it pardon? I don't know. I don't remember what it was. It's just something about making it weird in a half bath. I, um, am still up for people's sexiest day. Docker, if everyone would mind maybe, maybe voting one more time, if you can. Because now I kind of need it because it's, it's gone from being a joke to like, now if I lose, like that's humiliating. I just ordered the sign. Oh good. Cause you have at the end. Get naked. Just kidding. This is a half bath. Don't make it weird. Do you like it? That's a doozy. You're, you got it. You would like that in my half bath. But yeah, that's, that's great. Why would anyone need to get naked in your half bath? Like the brown or the black trim? The black. Do you think? I would say, yeah, please do the black. You care that much that you're going to beg? I would say so. Yeah. Well, so many people are in Europe still. Why come home? Come home. That's fair. All right, y'all. Um, oh my God. Should I get the one day delivery? Your boss is still everywhere. Now we're just, we're genuinely just like on our phones talking about stuff. So we got to wrap this up. 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0:00 Nicole Kidman Warm Up
0:12 Intro
0:31 Shape Shifting Through The Seasons
1:55 Needing Rain
3:48 Leaving State Lines
6:00 We Are Pushing
7:24 Connor’s Loafers
10:30 Quince
12:23 Airports Are So Fun
13:53 Therapeutic Release
15:00 Brooke’s Flimsy Nails
17:03 Brooke Meets Lady Gaga
23:09 Liquid IV
24:55 Exploring Labels
26:23 The Diva Influencers
30:11 Nick’s Protein Bar
32:10 The Energy At Trader Joe’s
33:50 Finding Love On The Ring Camera
35:44 Twisted Tea
36:47 Addressing Medical Issues
42:42 Brooke’s Concerns
43:50 Making AI Cute
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49:20 Speak No Evil Review
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51:34 Brain Is DMing Our Hearts
53:40 Followers Don’t Matter
56:35 Playing Hide and Seek
58:10 Splitting Bathrooms
1:01:45 Reading Your Submission!
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1:08:28 It’s A Half Bath Don’t Make It Weird
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