Grant and Danny
Breaking: NO Waffles At The Commanders Home Opener
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Head to toyota.com for more info, or visit your local Toyota dealership today. Toyota, let's go places. It turns out I've got some birdies chirping at me. This is not a thing. Oh no. So it's not a completely incorrect anecdote from out in Ashburn, but there's a little confusion, it seems like. Apparently, Jaden Daniels marketing team is doing a deal with Bisquick, where fans will be able to get their hands on special boxes of Bisquick pancakes with Jaden Daniels like face on them that are like, look like a football, and there's a deal they're doing with him because he likes waffles. That is different than giving them away at the game, which is not a thing that is happening. So if you're going to stay here and you're asking, where are my waffles? Grant and Danny told me there'd be waffles. There's no waffles. So you know how many people are going to be doing this? Hey, I listen to Grant and Danny, they told me I'm getting waffles. Where are my waffles? Because there's a lot of people that aren't listening anymore that were then just tell them find them and tell them there's no waffle. No waffle for you. You will not be getting waffles. Listen to the audible here. My guy Ben Stanik's the best. I don't think anybody grinds harder on that beat. Like he is always working. But the audible was turns out Jaden Daniels digs pregame waffles fans attending the home opener will receive waffle mix before Sunday's game. Griddle up seems pretty intuitive. Like, oh, you're going to the game. You get waffles turns out Jaden Daniels digs pregame waffles and fans will have a chance to receive one of these waffle mix boxes via the rookies Instagram page. Griddle up very, very different. So I wonder if you follow Jaden Daniels on Instagram and you watch his Instagram lives, maybe you can get some waffles. So I'm not I'm not joining. I'm trying to offer comparison here. Yeah. Who was the wide receiver when you were on the beat where you go? This guy's on the roster, tapping. It's a done deal. He's going to get signed and then he didn't. Eddie Royal. Eddie Royal. Thank you. Went to Virginia Tech. Yes. Every ever report said the same and then it didn't happen. Yeah. And you've said it a million times you still think about that one sometimes. It's the only thing I ever reported that was ended up being categorically wrong. Is this Ben Stan Exetti Royal? No, no, of course not. I mean, this is he got an email from a marketing person probably and looked at it quickly and thought they're going to be given these away at the stadium and it turns out you can get them on Instagram. It's again. That's so different. It's like not to you're killing Ben right now. I'm not I'm saying that's a castle. And I'm Jeremy Mackle over here for God's sixties. I'm let's talk who's here. Tell me I've never messed up. What I think is hilarious though is like you and I like praising this new owner. Hey, this is genius. Who's in charge of marketing over there? Get him on the horn because that's brilliant. This new marketing team. They know what they're doing. The way to a commander's heart is through their throat with they do. Shut up. We're talking. Can we have one conversation once? How do you do that? Unbelievable. God, it's a bounce. No, no. Is this a win for Jason? Right? Eight hundred six three six. What would you like to see next? You want to do biking in week five? What do you want? You want him to do a syrup with it? I mean, I was steamed up. Oh God, what a horse is outside. I was going to have to walk down to the fan entrance just to grab myself some waffles. I'm just congratulating everybody over there. Can you imagine? And I'm so fat too. So think about that. Like the fat guy walks up like, where's my waffles? I was still thinking waffles. I've been standing. I show him the tweet. I show him like a standing center. Like, I don't know anything about that, sir. I don't care if you don't know there. I have receipts. Benjamin is a credible reporter. Where's my waffles? Do we need to get standing on to break down what happened here with the waffles? This is tough. So to be let me be clear. Let me be clear. My daughters go to sit well friends. You will not be getting waffles. There's no off at the stadium or no. You will potentially get waffles if you follow Jaden Daniels on Instagram, man, that couldn't be more than there's a lot of like random Instagram lives where he's just kind of like looking there and like responding to a couple comments. So enjoy those and possibly get your waffles. You might get to meet Brandon. Are you going to live? And you might get waffles on a live. That's here we go. It's right now. There are no waffles given out of this game. Maybe like they have some kind of brunch and one of the sweets or something here and there. I don't know. I don't know what the score there. I think we've cleaned it up pretty well. But let's go around the horn really quickly. Just to really drive this point home. Our producer is Daris Dameron. Daris. You're going to the game on Sunday. What will be intended? Yes. When I walked out there in the last break, you high five me and said and I quote, I can't believe I'm getting waffles. You now understand that you will not be getting waffles. Wait, I'm not getting waffles. I thought we were getting one. Nope. See the confusion to sit. Damn it. Sit. So it's not hitting home. There will be no waffles. Daniel Day Lewis starred in the movie. It's called there will be no waffles. Do you understand? I take your waffles. Ryan, you're not going to the game. I'm not. No. But in a world where you were, do you think you'd get waffles? I do. Because I mean, and tweeted about it. It did. Wrong. Are we sure? No. Look at his account. It says riddle up. Follow Instagram. You could get them on Instagram. That's what it says. But it also says you can get waffles. But not at the game. Are we sure? Yeah, that's why you have the edit feature. That's why I have the edit button. So no waffles to be clear. So can we read your rankings now? Can we go French toast since waffles screwed you over a little bit here? Waffles kind of screwed me. Waffles screwed me a little bit. I'm knocking them down. Pancakes number one. Pancake still 10. Waffle 9.0. Okay. The frost, the French toast. 877. Ooh, closing in. Close in the gap. 877 cars for kids, I think. It's like a NASCAR race where you're seeing the gap dissipate. It's like, Oh, last lap, we were back by a half second. Do an F one bit. Okay, waffles. Push, push, push, push. Everybody gets it, right? We don't need to have people calling and make sure they understand one at a time that you're not getting waffles. There will be no waffles. Grant and Danny on the fan. I got more cliff Kingsbury thoughts. That was supposed to have been a detailed breakdown on everything Kingsbury said today at the podium. But what if you addressed the waffle situation at the podium with his deep voice? What if Kingsbury went back to the podium right now and was like, all right, one more thing. I just want to make it clear. Jayden does like waffles, but we won't be giving those away at the game. I think Jayden still likes them. I'm sure he does. That part's true. Possibly. What if he hates waffles? What if the story is like Jay, we find out Jay Daniels is allergic to waffles. Oh my god. That would be tough. Oh man. Let's hope he's not allergic to waffles. Waffles, colon, Jayden, Daniels, lobster, colon, dearest, Dameron. That's tough. That's like a SAT style analogy bit. That's right. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Whether you love true crime or comedy, celebrity interviews or news, you call the shots on what's in your podcast queue. And guess what? Now you can call them on your auto insurance too, with the name of your price tool from Progressive. 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