Grant and Danny
Who Stole The Seafood Salad At 106.7 The Fan?!
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Yes, so this was right after the B-Mitch and Finley show. Jeff was very angry because kind of running around after the show was wondering where his seafood salad was. And now by his seafood salad, I'm assuming this is part of the gigantic spread, the biggest spread I've ever seen in the history spreads that the junkies got this morning to kick off the NFL season. So Jeff took a pile of food and put it away for himself and the fridge to take home. Exactly. Yeah, it was a side seafood salad that Jeff then put in the fridge and was expecting to take home to his mom actually. Okay. So yeah, and then around 202 CK, our boss sends an email out being like, hey, like, if there's food in the fridge and he sent this out to the entire office, if there's food in the fridge, you should not be taking that. And if you if you took the seafood salad, then you should then return it to the refrigerator. And then right after that, Jeff texts our producers group chat and goes, I also have Tom, our engineer looking at the cameras for me. So whoever it was, we'll get some words tomorrow or Friday, which is Jeff's actually upset. Jeff is legit mad. Just super quick, respectfully. I believe the engineer working here at the radio station, at the cluster radio stations might have more important things to do than look over security footage for leftover seafood salad from the junkies food drop from this morning. And I would just like to offer that. But if I know Jeff, not according to him, Jeff's going to want him to work on whatever this big controversy is. So we're all wondering what happened with the pasta salad or whatever the hell it is. The seafood salad. And I will say there are some new texts into the group chat. It is really it's really upset about it. Jeff is really upset. It is. So here's what's amazing. These guys were trying to crack the case in the studio and in walks Chris Russell, who's now joining us. Check him out on the one oh six seven the fan YouTube camera. I'm going to spin it to you, Reney, as you're there is under the eyes of Sauron. And we find out Russell ate his seafood salad out of the refrigerator. No, untrue. I grabbed the tub of seafood salad, which did not have his name on it in the fridge. That was from a catered food drop from jumbo up crab cake company in mass is good product, great product. They brought us food. Remember when you stole all my crab cakes two weeks ago? No, yes, it's not you stole all my crab cakes. Anyway, wait a minute, a restaurant brought in crab cakes for his show in our show is what he's referencing. No, it was from my show. I'm sure. And then they brought crab cakes over and gave them to us in the eight and took all of them and acted like they were none left. And then eventually brought them back like 20 minutes later. Can we get to the point? Yeah. There was a tub with their food. There was a right. Right. Right. Hang on a second. I did not eat it. There was a tub of the seafood salad with the labeling for the restaurant jumbo lump crab cake. Okay. No name on it. No, no tag. No paper. No nothing. Hey, this is Jeff's. This is Jeff's mama's, you know, whatever junkies do not eat nothing. So I grabbed it. I forgot. I forgot that I brought in lunch. I grabbed it. I was going to happen for lunch. It was a catered food drop to the station, not to Jeff Walker. There is a table. There are multiple tables here where the common area is it was delivered at like eight 30 in the morning. You're not going to leave seafood salad out until two in the afternoon. Danny, I can't wrap my head around the logic that once it makes it into the fridge, he's going to pull it back out. There is no law, no rule that says if it's in the fridge, as opposed to want to counter, it's not fair game. Yes, because there's no privately wrapped. It was not putting a Ziploc bag or aluminum foil or in a lunch bag or anything else. It was not privately wrapped or identified in any way, shape or form. If somebody doesn't want something ate or eaten, you label it. You say, this is Grant Polson's wanton soup container. Danny, there's never any common food. There's never any shared food. There's never as long as I work. What do you call a food drop? That is common shared in the refrigerator. When it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Respectfully matters a lot. Food is put in the refrigerator all the time from food drops that they're going to eat. No, from food drops. Never. Yes. It's wrong. It's in the kitchen area. It's out. It's in that little common area of the little tiny table. It's out. If it's out, fair game. If it's out, fair game. If it's away, you have to take a second order effect to go into somewhere, remove it and then serve yourself versus out. Shouldn't it be labeled if it is put in the refrigerator, which it has to be because it's got mayonnaise and shrimp and whatever. You don't want that stuff sitting out for six hours. You totally don't. Shouldn't it be put in the refrigerator, Jeff Walker. I work here. He's got to go find a Sharpie or some sort of labor. I'm sorry. That's my convenience. What is working? He doesn't work. He's never in the studio. He probably assumed like I would have, like Danny would have and everyone else that works here. As soon as it goes into the refrigerator, it's off limit. There is no law, no rule, no set of bylaws that says in the refrigerator versus out of the refrigerator. I mean, it's a common part of it. If we go to a restaurant for lunch and I put my leftovers in there, are you just going to go rip them out because they look tasty? No, because that's not a station food drop. But if you open the fridge on a normal day and you just see food in there, it's not a station food drop. That's the distinguishing factor. By the way, C.K. sent out an email to everyone about not stealing people's food, and he's now on the hotline listening. That's great. That's awesome. That's great. Chris, I knew you were a weirdo. I knew you were an alien. I didn't know you were also a monster. This is unbelievable that you would do this. This is ridiculous, C.K. He's claiming that it's the same. It's a food drop. It's the same damn thing. It's a food drop on the table outside the studio. You can't keep this out for six hours. The leftovers of a food drop go to the kitchen to one of the tables there. This was neither one of those things. You can't keep it out for six hours, C.K. It wasn't Chris. It doesn't matter whether you can keep it out for six hours or not. It wasn't yours. It should have been labeled. Do not eat. This is Jeff's. This is whatever. You think you got a little endorsement deal or whatever? The crap they're taking. And you're not. Chumbolopkates.com, C.K. I think that's what's so amazing is if you've worked in radio for one hour, but before you learn what you can and can't say how to tease to break, Chris, the first thing you learn is how food drops work. And when the food comes, there's a table. There's a protocol for grabs when to to your point, occasionally, it's been out on the table for a while. It gets moved into the other table in the kitchen where anyone in the whole building can grab it. I've never in my life. Have you you've worked in radio for almost 30 years? Have you ever heard of a common area of food in the refrigerator? It's never ever ever ever been done. No one has ever done what Chris did and been walked around like he did the right thing. It's unbelievable. I put it back. I did. Of course I did. So where is it now? As soon as I was made aware, I put it back in the refrigerator. Where was it? It was in the refrigerator. And then it was with me for five minutes. And then I saw the note and everybody laughing like a bunch of stupid Ienas. In the history of radio, there's a rule. I bet you if you open up the Odyssey DC playbook, they ain't nothing about refrigerator versus counter in there. But until there is, I don't want any blame talking about Odyssey DC play where you're talking about whatever I don't believe whatever at the bar from a few good men. People eat lunch every day and there's no rule about it in the Marines like we figure it out. It's it's being a human being. We are the crazy people. I figured it out. I was apparently wrong. Apparently. Apparently. Apparently I'm going to put it back. How? So you how literally before I took even a spoon. How long did you have? I put a little pepper in it. That's it. You added pepper? Yeah. I thought I thought I thought it was for everybody. I'm sorry. So you thought it was for everyone? Yes. Still added pepper. Yes. To the whole thing. I put a package of pepper on the top of the seafood salad. And then all of a sudden I saw a female. Oh my god. Oh my god. I thought I was wrong. I thought I was wrong. It was a common food drop. There was nobody's name on the damn product. Nobody's name. All of a sudden the refrigerators become like like the like king cut and like we're gold mining for food. Wait a minute. Let me be clear. You got it out of the fridge. You weren't going to eat the whole thing. But you you said, Oh, this is for everyone. I was going to eat the whole thing. You damn you damn well. But have your name on your lunch in tomorrow. Chris, I'm eating it. That's why. That's why. When you put your giant salad in, you better have your name on it tomorrow. That big bread was just mine. Your clowns are missing the point. And I see all the phone line. Russell is right. Team Russell. Team Russell. I see all of you people. I appreciate all of you people. You guys are the wrong ones because it was a common food drop. There was a difference between me bringing in me bringing a salad in that is clearly brought in from home. That is clearly not for everyone. I'm bringing in a buffet spread for the junkies who ate everything. And then Jeff crying and whining about food that he didn't pay for that was taken and going to the damn boss. What does he do? What he's supposed to do to a podcast or something instead of going crying in one of the boss. You have other stuff to do, CK. Chris, your salad could feed a Ruby Tuesday. So you better have your name on it tomorrow. We'll bring that in. Okay. Okay. CK, we got to go where our program manager is going to be upset. He doesn't get annoyed. Who's your program? I watched it. It's brand manager. I'm sorry. Senior brand manager of development and innovation. Yeah. All things Odyssey. Renee, you're on the hot seat and we I'm normally team Russell. I can't help you today. There's a lot of Russell is right. Team Russell's on there. I'm just telling you a lot of I think you should take those calls. When food's in the refrigerator and you didn't put it there, you can't eat it and you can't season it for everyone else. I'm going to. That's the best part. I didn't see it. I seasoned it for me. For me.