Le'Veon Bell Likes to Hot Box Fantasy Football Podcast
Mental Breakdown
[music] Here we go boys, Pittsburgh is going to the Super Bowl, but not if they can't beat the Indianapolis Colts. Isn't that right, guy? Yeah, that would be correct. Joe Flacko and the Indianapolis Colts. Three and one's not bad though, it's better than the Bengals. Yeah, we'll see in six weeks. Let me actually start playing some real teams. Yeah, it's true. Alright guys, welcome in episode four of the season. We got a spicy one today. We got a lot to talk about today, don't we, guy? It was a roller coaster of emotions. Roller coasters of emotions this weekend, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I kind of had an emotional breakdown on Sunday. That's an under statement. That's an under statement. I've never been that down bad about fantasy. I've never seen you, I've never seen you that down bad about anything. You were so, like, over a sustained period of time. I was so mad for at least 24 hours. It was great. It was so amazing. Capped off by Alex changing his peloton name to Patrick Mahomes yesterday, which is just... That guy needs to get a lot of shit. Chef's kiss. Chef's kiss. I will say... That was effort to change his peloton username. I texted him separately and told him to do that. I said, "Hey, can you change your peloton name to Patrick Mahomes?" And he said, "Oh yeah, I can do that." Yeah, Alex isn't sporting up to come up with something like that. Yeah. Is that a compliment to me? Or just a date Alex? I guess so. It's kind of both, I guess. Oh, thank you. Kind of both. I appreciate that. I appreciate that a lot. So, guy, after your emotional breakdown, how you doing? If I were to lost yesterday, I might have... I was telling you, I'm like leaving the podcast. Yeah, you said that this podcast should have been named Zach's last episode. Zach's last pod. Yeah. Well, ever since I've come on the pod, the bad beats have been insane. My past two years of fantasy with injuries has just been brutal. It's hard to take. Guy, we're the Jinx podcast. We've determined this over a three-year period, going into year three now. Yeah, that was like I need to get out. We spit trash on here to everybody, mostly everybody. And we take all the karma that comes back our way. And that's just what happens. And then everyone else, but that includes everybody else who talks trash in the league group chat, who usually has karma come their way as well, looking at Jared and Eric. I think Eric, my hand the most karma. This season for sure. This season for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Injury bug hit him again this week. Yeah. Yeah. I just don't know. If I didn't win this week, I legitimately may not be here. I was ready to do a solo podcast. That boosted my morale. You're welcome. You're welcome. So I went up to shower and I was going out to get dinner with my dad because it was his birthday. Last night? No, it's not that. You were pissed on your dad's birthday. Oh my God. Yeah. I was pissed. Yeah. I come back downstairs and all I see is someone being carted away. And it was like someone with dread. And I was like, that better not be Rashi Rice. Sure. Enough. It is. I'm going to play and I just got so irrational. Yeah, but to be fair though, that is probably the stupidest play that I've seen in a while. Like from a quarterback. Fuckin' idiot. Bar quarterback not April. Back in like, back in like, back in like that in general. Fuck him. That's what I'm saying. He could have hurt himself too. I've even noticed this until the next day because I was so like, I was even watching the play. I was just watching Rashi Rice get his fucking knee blown out. He literally stripped the ball. Yeah, he made a great play. Yeah. And he gets complimented or he like payback from fucking bad ass Patrick Mahomes just diving out of his knee. Just no regard. He wasn't even looking. He just threw his fat body in there. First of all, he throws the absolute worst pass ever. Like air mails it over Kelsey, gets picked and then he comes in and blows out his number one receivers knee. What a piece of shit. It's pretty amazing. It's pretty amazing. I wasn't even watching the game because Madison's parents were in town and we picked them up from the airport Sunday morning that we were out in the afternoon. So I wasn't watching but then my phone was blowing the freak up in my pocket and I had like there was like 15 unread texts from you and it's just like it was a full one breakdown. Like the top text like the most recent one in the notification bar. It just said suicide watch. That was it. I was like, Oh baby, what do we got? So I was just I was cracking up as I was going through that and then and then yeah, I had to find the replay on Twitter and I was just like, Oh, do you think I have bad karma because I could make too too many suicide jokes? No, I think you have bad karma because you just shit on everyone. You make fun of everyone else's bad luck. So do you not in the way that you do it, though, way worse. No, that's not true. You do too. We'll let everybody think about that, but I might do it more, but you still do it. Yeah, I do it, but I just I'm just not malicious with it. I at least I don't think I all stop you. Yes, you are definitely are malicious about. I am to I am to you, that's why it was shit. It was just that on top of the whole Christian, the Capri saga that's that's just, first of all, the most unethical piece of shit, Kyle Shanahan, they straight up wide. They just straight up a lot. I don't think we talked about this really. I've never I haven't gone on a big range. You mean about this? Yeah, on the pod. Yes, you have. No, no, I have not. I may have mentioned if I haven't like gotten into it a lot. This straight up live guy, they literally lied about in injury. Tell me I'm wrong. Yeah, no, I can't, I can't. Then Alex fucking douchebag Alex sends me this fake news article about how, oh no, they followed the procedure all right. They're all like, such go, no, they lied. Don't tell me he's good to go Thursday and then telling Jordan Mason he's starting on Monday on Thursday, like. And now they're saying it's in both knees. How do you? Legs in both or both ankles, Achilles, both caps, yeah, both. How do you get that by sitting at home? So they just did, they said, they said that he, when he was practicing, he was compensating for the pain in his one leg by using the other leg more and that, then it popped up in the other leg as well. But it's mostly just in one, allegedly. And now they say that he'll be ready by early November Thanksgiving. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I heard early November. Yeah, he'll be ready before Thanksgiving like, okay, well, I don't trust a word they say anymore. So he's probably out for us a year if they're saying November. I mean, he could easily, apparently that that's what green law had last year. And remember when he was running onto the field in the Super Bowl and he just tore his Achilles? Yeah. So I mean, like he could get hurt. Yeah, he could easily get hurt, you know, at any, at any point, if he comes back or even in practice. But I, guy, I don't have that much sympathy for you because Jordan Mason is literally a top. Well, he's been really good. Yeah. But he's not Christian. Yeah. But that doesn't, it doesn't matter. You're getting 20 points from me. Yeah. That's what Christ. Christ. I did pick him up. If I, if I didn't, I've been screwed. I haven't really screwed. So that's just a, that's just a big brain manager move by me. Well, it's just something you gotta do. I'm surprised actually. I don't want, didn't you take him with the last pick? No, I didn't. I picked him up on Friday because I just, oh, he was on waivers though. Yeah. I just, yeah. I was either between Jordan Mason or whatever. You took March on Lloyd. Or Sean Lloyd. Yeah. Mm hmm. Who I don't even think he plays, so I already dropped him, but anyway, yeah, I'm still, I'm still salty about it, like seriously. Still salty about Kyle. Why? That's what Kyle does. Yeah. Curse of the number one pick. I don't ever want the number one pick again. The thing is, if I didn't take CMC, I was going to take Tyree killing good board. The dolphins are deleted from fantasy football. You can just, I, they're just erased from the NFL. They're from fantasy. They weren't really that good. No, he's not, but I think he just makes the offense flow, like he can throw the ball. Yeah. And like, that's it. Like, he's not elite, but like, he can, he can get it down the field. And so it lets the offense open up, which I didn't watch any of the game last night either. So I don't know how they looked, but apparently apparently not good. Yeah, I turned off. I turned, I turned that game off and put on the Detroit game because that game was completely poop. I mean, how is, how is Snoop Huntly a pro bowler? Was that last year? Two years ago. Two years ago. That was really when Lamar was missed, like the most of the year, and he basically got carried by a really good Ravensteen. That's what happened. That's why he did the pro bowl. Crazy. And I think multiple, multiple plug quarterback just said, no, I'm not doing it. So you just like a throw in. It's just crazy. Because I don't even think Joper is, it's Joper have been a pro bowler. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. He probably was the year that we went to the Super Bowl. Yeah, maybe. But he couldn't go because we were playing the Super Bowl. Yeah. Pro Bowls joke anyway. Literally is a joke. Yeah, it is. It's like the pro bowl games now, it's like the game, it's like. Yeah, I think they're trying to make it more like honestly, every All-Star game should be more like hockey, where they have just like cool mini games that they play. I don't know. I like the All-Star game, it's the nine in the game. That's fine. It just doesn't mean anything though. No, it doesn't mean anything, but it's mean. It's not a point to do. It used to mean something. It did. It's points. It's points. All right. Want to talk about some college football? Yeah, we talked about a little bit. First of all, we won't start with all this day. We'll start with that George Alabama game because that was a cool game. That was nuts. That was a nuts game. I frickin turned it off. I was watching basically the whole first half. And then I turned it off just before halftime, it was 28-7. And then I forget Madison came home from something. I forget where she was. She was like, "I did it with a friend." Is that Friday? No, it was Saturday night. Saturday night. Yeah, yeah. She came home from dinner with a friend. And the second half it just started. And I was like, "Oh, we can turn it off." Like, we can turn a movie on because this game is over, like, towards our shit. And so we turn a movie on. And then you texted and it was like, "If Alabama blows this game," and I was like, "Excuse me." And I looked at the score. And it was right before Alabama had scored the touchdown with Ryan Williams. And so we turned it on and, yeah, just insane game. Yup. Insane game. Crazy. Alabama, I forgot to play defense, dude. We haven't had a good quarter. There hasn't been a good college football game like that. I feel like in a while between two top teams. I'm not going to speak on that because I don't watch an college football, but I don't know. Like there hasn't been an electric game like that. The regular season is so long. I don't know. I'll never play in the regular season. Yeah. They play like every time. Do either of them play Texas this year? Every four years. Yeah, I don't know. Probably. I think maybe George, I don't know. 'Cause that would be fun. Yeah. I don't know if you'd do that. I know George and Tennessee is a couple of weeks, I'll be good game. Tennessee is really good this year, but we'll get into the 38-7 beatdown, the Spartans. They actually kept it close in the first half. They looked like a competent football team, and then in the second half they just kind of just got away from them. Yeah, they ran out of energy. Yeah, they started turning the ball over. They couldn't really run the ball in, but that's why they were doing decent in the first half. They fumbled the ball twice in the red zone. If I was Jared, I would have been absolutely furious as they were moving the ball, and they fumbled it twice in the red zone. But then they were running more really well in the first half, and they just couldn't run the ball in the second half, so they were kind of screwed after that. Yeah. And they kind of, I mean, Ohio State pulled their starters, the start of the fourth quarter, though. It was kind of booty. Yeah, they had a half-time lead on USC, and yeah, look fickle, fickle, I don't know. Their offense is just really bad. Indiana's 5-0. How do you feel about that? Single person. They literally haven't played it. Anyone. Their best one was, that was their best win in Maryland for Michigan State League. Oh, okay. So Texas plays Georgia in two weeks, or three weeks. October 19th. That you play, they have a bi-week, they're at Oklahoma, and then they're home against Georgia. It's pretty good. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That's pretty good. That's about it. No, I want to talk about a game that I watched Friday night, which was Virginia Tech and Miami. Oh, yeah. I watched a little bit of that game. I was, the end was just insane. Did you, did you see the catch or the thing? The end. Yeah. That's brutal for your Virginia Tech. Dude, I don't know how you were going to turn that. I was just, just crazy. Yeah. Yeah. It was in its same play. I don't know how you overturned the call of the field. Virginia Tech output in Miami, like 10 minutes trying to watch the video. It shouldn't even have been to that point, my Virginia Tech should have just won. All right. Yeah, they should have. They choked. They did. They choked. They did. Pete Rose died yesterday. Yeah. I didn't, was he sick? I have no idea. I don't know where. Unsure. Yeah. The reporting was just like, Oh, he died. Yeah. And it was just like, it happened like immediately. Yeah. No, no cause of death. No. So I don't know. I really don't. I don't really care that much. I didn't. I've never really liked Pete Rose. Yeah. He's kind of scummy. Yeah. But it's what it is. He was good at baseball. He was very good at baseball. And he's from Cincinnati. But he's from the west side. So we do. The playoffs start today. Actually, it's this game over yet. I don't think I will be watching any playoff baseball. No, I might. I might watch World Series. I'll flip it on. Yeah. I like playoff baseball a lot. Tigers are still up 3 nothing on the Astros. Yeah. I like playoff baseball a lot. Tigers are still up 3 nothing on the Astros. Top 8. Yeah. We don't want to see the Astros win. Baby. The Astros were terrible to start the year. How did they make the playoffs? They're rosters. I guess they have. They have Tucker. You were done. Yeah. They won the division. Oh, my lord. Yeah. Dude, they were like, they were like 15 games under 500 at 1.1. I swear. Yeah. They started the first two months. Yeah. Crazy. All right. You got any other rants or ramblings you want to talk about? I don't think so. Nothing's happened in the past week. Outside of fantasy? No. Yeah. I don't got much to say either. All right. Let's get in the mail bag then. Yeah. Let's do it. Let's start with-- let's start with-- let's see. We got Eric. So we got Jared's that they posted in the group chat, but Blaze sent me one. And it's really more of an idea for the pod every week, and it's about to empower rankings. So really similar to what Eric said. If you had to power rank our league, like it was the BCS, what would you rank the teams? Just like, are opinions of the teams? Yeah. I guess. Just right now, if I give the playoff-- Yeah. --play I've started today. Factoring and injuries and stuff. Yeah, I guess. Okay. Okay. So I'll read Blaze. Blaze made a power ranking already, and so I'll just read his, and he says we can critique it. Okay. But so his top team-- actually, I'll go from the bottom up. So in 10th, last place, he's got Dolan. Right. Correct. That is correct. Yeah. That is factually, objectively-- I agree. Correct. Sorry, Dolan. Yeah. Your team is a pile of steaming shit. Dolan knows this. Dolan knows. Yes, he does. For sure. 9th place. Jared. Even though he got a win this week. Yeah. Barely. I do too. They are. I'm on board with that. Last week, Jared's team wasn't very-- It is super mid. Barely. That's garbage. He's lucky to be two and two. Yeah, he is. But he'll tell you a win to win. Ha. I know he will. 8th place. Donald. Even though he's three and one. Okay. Okay. 7th. Matt Kent. And then we got tied for 5th is you and Eric. 4th place. Me. Okay. 3rd place, Papp, 1 and 3 Papp, who has quite a bit of points scored actually. Yeah. 2nd place, Alex, and he has himself in 1st. Okay. Yeah. It seems-- It's pretty good. Yeah. It seems fair. Like nothing crazy. Yeah. I mean-- Yeah. Nothing crazy. I-- Let's see. Papp has the third most points scored in the league, but he's 1 and 3. Most against? Yeah. He does have the most against. The second most against. Yeah. Eric has the most against. Yeah. Okay. I do actually, Papp's team isn't bad. It has hardly any depth at all, but he's-- Yeah. He's 1. He's a injury away from being scary. Yeah. But he's been scored. Which, he's not injury. This is another guy. I was telling you earlier that Blaze has like not had an injury since joining the league. Yeah. Not a single one. Yeah. Blaze, I would-- Does Papp doesn't need you to-- Does Papp ever have injuries? Yeah. I mean, Pook is on IR right now. Yeah, that's true. He did at Pooko. Okay. But I think he had an injury last year as well. Yeah. Okay. But Blaze will talk about that. This man just never gets injuries. I don't know how he's doing it. He has been unscathed two-- well, not two full years, but like a year and a half now. Just nothing. Yeah. I wish I had that. I wish I did. Yeah. Let's see. Blaze's team last year. Looking at it right now. I mean, we might be missing someone obvious, but it just-- Josh Jacobs was on his team last year. I feel like he had an injury. Maybe. Maybe that wasn't something. He was pretty crap last year. Yeah. Maybe he was injured in the priest. I can't remember. Maybe he wasn't. Yeah. He had Jamar last year. Jamar was hurt for a couple of games last year, wasn't he? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think so. He missed a few. He had Debo last year. I think Debo probably missed a couple of games he always does. Yeah. But nothing major. Nothing. Go ahead. Or multi-week, like IR type injuries that seem to have inflicted everybody this year. Just about everybody. Alex is-- Yeah, Joe Mixon. But he shipped him out to Dolons. He shipped him before even got hurt. But yeah. I feel like Alex always gets-- Alex always gets a season ender. Yeah. But Blaze has had zero problems. Yeah. Malik Neighbors has maybe a concussion. Yeah. He does. But I'm sure he'll be OK. They played Thursday. Oh, yeah. Those power rankings seem good to me. I mean, nothing. Yeah. I'm worried about Eric's team. He needs his team. Depending on JT's. So JT got hurt. Yeah. JT's now. And depending on the results of that, he'll have one running back. So a little concern there, and then his top receivers are out too. But he's got receiver depth. So-- Yeah. He's going to have AJ Brown come up. You would think he's coming back after this by week. Yeah. I don't know about Cooper Cup. He's not on IR, so he figured he could be back this week or next week. Yeah. I think he's probably going to be out this week. But maybe next week, he could be back. Yeah, Eric desperately needs him back. But yeah. Yeah. If JT misses multiple weeks, Eric's in a little bit of a pickle here. Yeah. And he's just got a revolving door quarterback, like we said. Yeah, he does. He should have started Baker this week. So I think he actually has Eric a bit high. Yeah. Now that he mentioned-- Yeah. I think he's Eric. Maybe one or two high. Yeah. I would-- He's going on strictly powering things on his team right now with the injuries he had. I mean, is he going on like season outlook? I don't know. Blaze just has power-- just has power rankings for the league every week. Yeah. I feel like power rankings are-- And then just means as the current. Yeah. Just as the current. Yeah. So as a career-- If he's going right now, I think I'd have Eric seven, maybe, seven or eight. I'd probably have eight. I think I'd have-- Yeah. I'd have-- Let's see. Go ahead. I'd share it above him. No. No. No. I don't know. But I have Jared. I think I'd have Jared. I think I'd have-- Jared, you'd have Eric Knight. I think I'd have Eric Knight. Yeah. I would. Behind Matt, Donald, and Jared. Yeah. The current moment. That's what I would do, personally. But thank you, Blaze. Yeah. We could do that every week. Yeah. See where we're at. Yeah. Around the league. All right. Let's get into Eric's. Cool. Does Jared have the worst team name in league history? Yes. Yeah. We've talked-- I mean, I don't know. All the team names. But it's not good. It's not good. Usually, Jared has a solid team name. Wow. This one's bad. I don't even get it. I don't get it either. You get it? No, I don't. I've never really explained it. Who's the beauty? It's a Brian Robinson. He's your best player. Is it Taylor Swift? He did change it after we harassed him. Is it Brittany Momes? Oh, God. God, God. I don't mention her. Is it Patrick? Who knows? Jared, a little help. It'd be great. All right. And why do I not-- You're just taking a steal, just a dump on Dolan, just kicking him while he's down. Why do I not play Dolan until week 12? Is that a problem Eric? You want a free win? Is that what you're saying? Well, that's just how the schedule played out. Master of complaints, you can think. ESPN's randomizing schedule function for that one, Eric. So congratulations. Yeah, you should use your commission powers to just, I don't know, take Dolan off Eric's schedule. Adam, give Blaze one more time. But I think Dolan could beat Eric, especially if he played him this week. Yeah. Yeah, man. Careful what you wish for. Who knows what's going to happen in week 12? Who knows what everyone's team will look like week 12? You know, that's a long ways away. Yeah. All right, Mr. Jared Miller had a couple responses to that, which I just absolutely loved. Jared says, "It's two and two better than one in three." And I-- Oh, yes. Yes. Let me just check some of my notes here. Yes. Yeah. Says it right here. Two and two greater than sign one and three. Yeah. That's correct. And I think guys, Jared, is Jared two and two and is Eric one and three? I think that's correct. No? Yes, that is. So does that mean Jared is greater than Eric? Is that what's being? Is that what's being said here? At the moment. Oh, wow. Interesting. Also, I got another great question from Jared here, "Is losing three in a row a good or bad strategy to win the league?" I need your thoughts on that. Probably bad. I lost three in a row multiple times last year, and I didn't win the league. Yeah. That's probably a bad strategy to try to win the league. Correct. It's a good strategy for trying to lose the league, though. Correct. Yeah. What about losing four in a row? Yeah, I wouldn't recommend that. Ah, Dolan. Dolan. Dolan. This is the wrong playbook. This is the bear's playbook that you're drawing from here. We need better. This is the Bryce Young at quarterback playbook right here. Dude, I can't wait to get into his actual preview. Let's get it from Korea. All right, all right, if a team guy scores 98.44, and then the other team that they're playing scores 98.08, which team is winning that matchup? Believe the team at 98.44 has a little bit more. Just slight win. Just slight win. Just slight win. So should we give them half a win and then give a half a loss to the other team, or should it just be? Absolutely. No, no. Just a win and a loss. A loss is a loss. Yeah, that sounds. And Eric is not feeling well with this loss. No, no, no, no. I think Eric needs another name change, actually. He didn't even play Baker this week. No, he did not. And he's probably going to drop him soon, because what Eric does, he drops players after like one bad game. If I had to guess, Eric's, well, actually, we can get into this when we talk about some of the matches. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, guess Eric's waiver pick-ups this week, because I nailed it with Andy Dalton last week. Yeah. All right. All right. Great mailbag. Thank you, Eric. I loved that. It was really... You know, we haven't got a Jared recap of the pod in like a couple of pods, so... Oh, yeah. Like a text recap. Yeah, we haven't. Yeah. We've been missing those. He must be busy, but... Yeah, he sees out on... He's out on vacations with his girlfriend, and her family. That's pretty sad. He's in Cabo. He went to Cabo. What was that, Taylor? Oh, he went to Cabo, Zach Taylor? Well, he must have done all the game planning, because he's two and two, and Zach Taylor's one and three. You think Zach Taylor just goes to Cabo from like Monday to fly his back Thursday morning? Maybe. Like a piece out, guys. See you on Friday. Let's get into a little AB. A little AB segment. A little AB segment. Yeah. You got a nice tweet for us. Yeah, I do. All right. There were some really... I mean, again, AB does... You don't lack for content when you're on AB. I mean, he just banger after banger. Hit me. He did do a poem, he brought some poems back this week, and he says Travis Kelsey needs some black pussy, bro washed, hashtag CTSP. That is... And that is... I think that's a haiku. Is that a haiku? Uh... I'm not very familiar with poems. I think that's a CTSP and haiku right there. Haiku? Yeah. That's correct statement, though. It's just the correct statement. He is washed. Well, let's break it down. Travis Kelsey. First line. Yup. I know who he is. Yup. Okay. Okay. Need some black. Okay. We're talking like Russell Wilson eye black here. We're talking like black pepper. I'm not sure what we're talking about. Okay. Pussy. Okay. Interesting. All right. Let's see... maybe... starting to see maybe what he's trying to say here. Bro washed. Washed. Okay. Is that where you expected him to go after his first real life? No. No. I got to say I'm not expecting him to walk. To be honest, I'm not sure how they're correlated. Uh... Um... But, I mean, uh, AB knows best, so... I think he just means he needs to retire and, um, go find himself a fine woman. Interesting. Because he's washed. That's not Taylor Swift. I think. Yeah. That's not Taylor Swift. Yeah. It is. He tweets a lot about Taylor Swift that a lot of pictures. Um... AB? Yeah. Uh... He just has like Taylor Swift as like a horse girl or stuff like that, you know? Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. I think that was, that was a pretty good, that's a, that's a, we didn't need much, uh, AB translation there. That was pretty good. No. That was coherency a little bit for maybe. You know, I might not understand what he means, but at least it was, I could read it. It was literate, you know? I mean, yeah, maybe for AB, but. Yeah. Okay. AB terms. All right. Uh, let's do a little NFL recap. So the Bengals won our first game. Beat the Panthers. Yeah. We beat the Panthers. Yay. Not for our defense itself though. Defense, defense still sucks. Yay. Cam Taylor Britt. Now I said last week that Cam Taylor Britt wasn't that bad. Yeah. Well, I changed my mind. He's bad. Very bad. Very bad. He was getting cooked by Deontay Johnson. Yeah. Who's not even that good? Like, very. I think Deontay Johnson. He's like pretty good. Maybe a slightly above average receiver. Yeah. I mean, can you imagine him against like Justin Jefferson home? Yeah. Oh, it would be gross. It would be gross if that was the case, but we got to win. That's what matters. We got the Ravens this week. Oh, baby. Wow. That'll be fun. I can't wait for Lamar to run for like 150 yards on us. Derek Henry. Derek Henry. Oh. Oh, gosh. Jesus. God. Oh my God. That might single-handedly win Alex's matchup this week. Just Derek Henry. I guess the bagels. Oh, God. Okay. Well, the Packers lost to the Vikings who almost choked the game away. They almost, they stormed back. They tried to lose that game. They did. They did. It was a 20-nothing, right? I think so. That sounds right. It was like 20-27. Maybe. Maybe it was 28-7. Yeah. Dang. Vikings are good. How? Like, Sam Darnold. Sam Darnold. Sam Darnold. It's just like reviving his career. Yeah. It's been amazing this year. And their defense is insane. Somehow. Yeah. It is. But the Bears won. And they beat the Rams, which is crazy. Rams look really bad. Yeah. I mean, they have no offense. So, because that's Kyra. Caleb's. Caleb Williams still is just booty cheeks. I'm sorry. He just is. Yeah. I mean... He just is. He's gotten better every week, but it's still not great. I think he's... He has a... He still has a chance, obviously. This is like 4th theme. Yeah. Definitely still has a chance. Like, has a high chance to be good. Yeah. But, God, Jane Daniels is just night and day. Yeah. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. Yeah. Like, just poised, makes good decisions. Knows how to get out of the pocket. Yeah. I don't know. It's... Yeah. It's crazy. I texted Blaze last week. I'm like, nervous. He said, so nervous. Oh, boy. He thinks it's just an organizational thing, just how they just ruin Justin Fields and Justin Fields looks... He's running an offense. Like, he's running it to plan. Like, yeah. Yeah. I think it is an organizational thing. 80-odding coaching. Yeah. It's very similar to the Bengals, but in a slightly different way. Yeah. But, yeah. Just like the coaching is a problem. Mm-hmm. I don't know. They've won two games, though, so... Yeah. Yeah. Here's what it is. Let's see. The Lions. That game last night was crazy. I didn't watch it either. Yeah. What's the game? A lot of offense. Yeah. That's awesome. I had a really good game. Jared Goff is a little bit perfect. Jared's got to pick him back. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I wish I could have watched that game because it looks awesome. But the Lions won. That's how they go and buy. There's a lot of buys this week. Yeah. Um... Who else? Oh, this dealer's lost. We already talked about that. To the Colts. Lost to the Colts. That's a bad loss. That is a bad loss. Joe Flacko. What's Joe Flacko? Yeah. That's a bad loss. Um... Is that it? Yeah. I think so. I think so. Is that everybody? Let me go through this. I always feel like we're missing a team. No. I think we're not. No. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did. We're good. Okay. All right. Cool, cool, cool. All right. Let's dive into the matchups then. Let's go. All right. We're starting with the worst game of the week. That's Dolan and Jared. Yeah. Hurts donut. 63.64. She's a beauty. 86.6. Just... Just... Just puke everywhere. Well, Dolan plays the wrong receivers again, but I mean, it didn't matter. I mean, yeah. I mean, it would have made it a lot closer. Yeah. Dolan... First of all, you just can't start to Chicago receiving... Like threats. Just... Cool command. Robodunz, yeah. You just can't do that. Yeah. Because it's either going to be one or the other, or none. Well, not last week, it was both. It was the coolest. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I understand it. Wow. I don't like that. And then he also had former Bears receiver Darno Mooney as well. And he also started a huge, huge... Huge guy to start the week. Yeah, he's not going to do that again. One catch for nine yards. (laughs) Better than Robodunz, though. Wait. Yeah. Wait, what? Oh, he had four rushing yards as well. Damn. Huge got a rush. Wow. Wow. That's amazing. Jim Harbaugh's cooking up. That's awesome. Cooking up some offense. Oh, my God. He did not start Merck Andrews this week, though, because he's smart. He's got a... Is Mark Andrews drop? I think Mark Andrews is officially hashtag cooked. And... No, I still wouldn't drop him. You got to hold on to him for like... The whole season. I feel like you just have to... I would say that. Guy, if he goes three straight weeks, zero target, or like zero catches, skunks. Like, I think he's officially need to drop him. I guess maybe for Dolan because he needs the extra roster space. Right. Yeah. Correct. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. He didn't have Joe Mixon again. Yeah. Which is just brutal. Because Joe Mixon came back into that game where he got hurt. And now he's missed two weeks in a row. Yep. Just brutal for Dolan. I'm assuming that's why he traded for him because he thought he would play. Yeah. But instead, he started Alexander Vadison like three weeks in a row. Yeah. And Brandon Ayuk has still done nothing. No. Yeah. It's just weird. It's just smelly. Which mirror gives? Even without CMC, without Debo. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird. It's weird. Your mirror gives us his whole team. Yeah. He really is. And Michael, Jerry Judy, he needs to be starting Jerry Judy because he's been... He's been... Flexible. Yeah. All season. And Michael Pitman with Joe Flacko. If Joe Flacko is the quarterback, then Michael Pitman is easily startable. Yeah. Yeah. But if it's AR, then it's just... Yeah. Actually, even if it's AR, I'm still playing Pitman. He's just the best receiver he has. I'm not starting huge. Maybe you start Rome? Maybe you start Rome? I don't know. He's just going to be hot and cold. Yeah. I don't know. It's just all around sad. Yeah. I mean, it's just all around sad. We say that every week, yeah. His team's just... Scary bad. All right. But it doesn't look like it's going to get better. Let's talk about the throw up, the less bio-colored throw up on the other side. Other side of the field for Jared's team. I think Jared's got a QB problem. I think he needs to find another quarterback to play. I 100% agree. Patty's just not startable. He's sake. He hasn't been either for fantasy. He's getting bad. The fact that they're winning games is solely because of defense. And it's not even remotely. And gross. But most. No. He's been horrible this year. Yeah. Horrible. Yeah. Jared, you need to... Jared's not going to pick up another quarterback, though, because... He loves... Loves to have a bunch of mid-players on his bench that he tries to ship off in trades in, like, three for ones. Like, you're talking, Courtland Sutton, Wondale Robinson, Roshan Johnson, Kareem Hunt, Jerome Ford, Calvin Ridley. That's like the definition of, like, it's the definition of mid. But what I'm trying to say is, like, that's the definition of a guy, of guys who are flashing the pants, that you could maybe have a one-week flex start and they can hit, but look really good on your bench and then you don't want to drop them, but you know you're never going to start them because you can't play them. It's literally his whole entire bench. And you just know that he's trying to trade two. Oh, he said it the other way. Hey, if you need a two-for-one, let me know. Let me know. Maybe Wondale and his a thousand targets for 50 yards and I promptly responded by saying he wants your RV1 for two wide receivers. Yes, correct. That is correct. But okay, Jared, I know you brought this up. Jared, you brought this up on Sunday after Roshy Rice got hurt and Travis Kelsey played really well the rest of the game. And you do not have the tight end one. I did not say he will be the tight end one, now that Roshy Rice is out. But you have a tight end one. You have a top 10 tight end now, rest of the season because previously Kelsey would be a top, maybe top 20. He owes Patrick a beer for a tackle on the race. Literally, not saved a season, but just made his team a lot better. Yeah, I genuinely think Kelsey will be a top five tight end now, rest of the season. Because Roshy Rice isn't playing. But that's if we haven't talked about this. That's if Roshy Rice is out for the season. We don't know if it's his ACL. Yeah. They haven't announced it yet, but... Which is good news for it not being decent. ETN looked like shit, apparently he's hurt. I don't know. He's just been so bad. Yeah, he like got hurt at the start of the game after like one rush and then came back in at the end of the game. Yeah. The tank's big speed looked better anyways, like he always does? I don't know. The Jags are weird. Travis ETN sucks. That's all I got to say about that. But Tavante Adams, oh breaking news, literally right before we started this podcast, it's officially requested a trade. Yeah. From the Raiders. That's been there. I saw something on Twitter that Antonio Pierce liked on Instagram posts saying that this is Tavante Adams will not be suiting up for the Raiders ever again. Jesus Christ. That organization is such a dumpster fire dude. Jesus Christ. All right. Where's he going? I said the Jets. You said the Jets. I said the Chiefs. No, I don't think the Chiefs would want that. Ravens. People are saying the Bills, but I think the Bills are so over Diva receivers that they just shipped one out. Yeah. And they've been winning except for Sunday night. Yeah. But yeah, I think the Jets, the Chiefs, honestly, I think the Ravens maybe. Yeah. Where else could he go? I don't know. Do you think the Raiders will trade him in division? Like no, probably not. Maybe kind of lit on the chargers. Okay. Well, Zach just dropped the call again, just like last week. So we're going to pause the recording and call them right back. Welcome back. Second week in a row. Amazing. You what? I think it was the week before. Was it the week before? No. It's just so weird. I don't know. It's so. It's so random. It's so bizarre. I think if he goes to the Jets, though, I think that'd be sick. I mean, they need receiver help, I think. Yeah. They need your second receivers. Alan was hard. Yeah. And terrible. Mike Williams. Yeah. Mike Williams. Yeah. That'd be really, really funny. Running it back. Dude, you know Roger Rogers is in the GM's office like demanding like he must trade for him right now. 100%. They'll probably trade. They'll probably do some stupid and trade Braille and Alan for Devontagos. Oh my god. That'd be hilarious. Yeah. They might. I think it would be, I think the Jets are not the Jets. I just said right before we pause the recording that he'd be funny, really good on the Chargers. I think he would be really good on the Chargers. Yeah, that's just that's. Robert's sort of what we'll do, but they're definitely not trading. That's for sure an option. Yeah. They're definitely not trading into the Chargers. Yeah. And the Chiefs, I mean, the Chiefs need a receiver now. What about the Cowboys? I feel like they would do some shit like this. After paying CD. Yeah. They need a fucking running back. They don't need another receiver. Dude, when we talk like are we good now? Yeah. They could. Yeah. I could see Jerry Jones doing this just because it's DeMote Adams. Maybe. I don't know. All right. We need to get to the next match. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're at 48 minutes already. Jesus Christ. Okay. All right. Donald Tiesletter from Montgomery Jail, taking on Blaze, Gritty Gritty Bang Bang, 88.62-117.44. Just a domination from Blaze's team because that's what it does because no one ever gets hurt and because all of a sudden Tony Pollard knows how to play football this year. No, he gets a score on the, did you see that? What? Play. Tony Pollard's touchdown? His rushing, he has rushing touchdown? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I saw that. It was four down with like 30 seconds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He ran a day. I mean, it didn't matter if Blakey and the wind wrapped up. Yeah. But Tony Pollard couldn't do that last year. No. He couldn't punch it in from the two or the, even the one last year. I'm still salty about that, but. Yeah. Blaze's team's just so damn consistent, like so consistent. Yeah. I mean, say ones probably get me the RB one this year. Yeah. The Mars looking just amazing JK Dobbins. They played kids, I mean, his receiver, his three receivers that are a law of H F percent and neighbors. Yeah. But love is the worst one. Neighbors is just a month. Neighbors is insane. A lot of the worst one and he's receiver 21 this year. Yeah. That's honestly what you need from your receiver three, just like the top 20 guy. Yeah. That's what Chris. A lot of it just does. Yeah. The Saints are just. Saints are just. He gets a lot of respect. He just doesn't score touchdown. No, he doesn't. That's the only thing. He's, he gets yardage and gets catches, but he can't score. But again, this is much like a Pappas situation, such a situation. The depth for Blaze is not existed, but he doesn't have any injuries. So he doesn't have to worry. He doesn't get injuries. Well, actually Rashad Waits sort of got hurt, but he's not, he's not even the starter there anymore. Yeah. Fuck your. Oh, the Donald's team. The. Yeah. Jane Dales. Great pick. Still. Just great pick. Yeah. Ramondre scary. This is what we were talking about earlier in the season. Very, very scary. He did pick. He got, he got Chase Brown from that. He was looking, gets more involved every week. It was the Panthers, though. I know, but still. But yeah. You looked at it. He looked it again. He's got upside there. And Nick Chub's practice window has been opened. Yeah. So he's got him on his IR. So we'll see if Nick Chub can play football. And you've traded for Xavier Worthy, who is now a top, top option in that offense. Yeah. Which is, I don't think he'll, I don't think he'll be good, but that is true. Yeah. He's a long ball touchdown kind of guy. So he's kind of a boomer bus guy, a Tyree kill with whoever's starting a quarterback for the Dolphins is cool. If you're, if you're Donald, do you just keep starting him? Yeah. You have to. Do you? Yes. You have to. Yeah. I mean. I mean, who would you start him, who would you bench him for? Uh, I mean, you're not going to like it, but Chase Brown. Or Echler. No. I mean, dude. I'd be bench-re-monter Stevenson at that point. I guess I don't, I guess, I guess, I don't know, um, sorry, just, just distracted here because Matt Kent is jumping into the chat taking a gigantic dump all over Alex and I absolutely love it. Matt, who hardly ever, Matt, who hardly ever posts coming in with some fire. Alex takes two L's this week to Matt and to Matt, and Matt, and fantasy and to Matt in Peloton output who had an output of 451 kilojoules that is insane for a 30 minute ride. That's compared to Alex's 305 personal record. Dude, and I got 290, what, seven or six, something like that, Matt, that's actually insane. For people who know what the Peloton outputs are, that, that is an insane number. Matt is a machine. That is crazy. Yeah. That is like professional Olympic biker. Like me and Alex did PRs yesterday. Uh, those were our PRs for 30 minutes. This man just absolutely like white. You just ate you for breakfast, but Matt, Matt, Matt is like a avid encycler. So it's Jesus Christ. Oh, it's just crazy. That is so good. Dude, just a second. Alex just said I almost lost my life getting a PR of 305 and you casually beat it by 150. Okay. Okay. Oh, that's awesome. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, concern for Donald's team moving forward. Maybe a little. Maybe a little. He's just a tad. Yeah. Cause I don't think the consistency is there from his team. I think it's got big boomer bus guys, but yeah, I feel like this is everyone a league. Like people are an injury away from like scary death. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yes. And it has not affected Blaze yet. So now we're really Donald. Yeah. We're Donald. Really? I guess it's true. None. Yeah. He had to go out for two weeks, but yeah, yeah, he didn't need him because he hadn't lost until this week. Great. Uh, we had Pap has taken on Eric Egan, Baker digs Jameson shots, 89 to CDs, CDs, 133.6. Huge week for Pap. Just eat deleted air. He just, he's demolishing. I mean, his whole team, Stroud had a great game, Aaron Jones looks good because the Vikings are good. Are good. James Connor scoring touchdowns and running the ball all over the place. CD lamb finally had a good game. Dude, Nico Collins is wide receiver one. Nico Collins is wide receiver one, taking over from John Jennings, because Nico Collins is just kind of a beast. Yeah, he's a stud. He's like, when I, when you were talking him up in the, like, obviously he's got to be pretty good, but like how many options are so many options there and he is. He is amazing. He's by far the one option. What a pick. What a pick from a third round. It sniped him right before me, Pap. So I'm still salty about that. I love Nico all-off season. Yeah, you did. I was like, I'm a hundred percent getting him here in the third round. But no, it's a great pick, Pap. Nico looks great. Kyle. So. Kyle with another, another goose race. He's already. Oh no, this is his first of the year. Uh, yeah, just not good, not, not good. Not playable. I don't think he is playable. Yeah, Pap. You need to go get somebody. Uh, it looks good. Chewbacca. Chewbacca. Dude, Chewbacca looks amazing. He does look good. The Panthers just look, besides their offense, looks all amazing. I mean, they've also played absolute tragic defenses the best two weeks, but they have. Yeah. Yeah. But still. Yeah. Christian Kirk's had a couple, uh, decent weeks back to back. So. The Chags are so confusing. I don't even know. Uh, he started the year with like, basically, no targets, yeah. And then they're like, oh, we have a Christian Kirk, who's all forgotten what for all we had. And he's pretty good. We should throw him the ball. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I just, I mean, bad thing, bad, bad, bad thing. Yep. Uh, and then, uh, er, Mr. Eric Egan, uh, Andy Dalton, uh, was your starter and he left, uh, Baker Mayfield on the bench. See, this is the, this is exactly the problem, Eric. Eric plays himself every single week. You're so confident getting golf in the draft because you don't need one of the top quarterbacks. But then all you do is play Russian roulette with the waiver wire streamers and you just can't hit. He big brains himself literally every week and it's the funniest thing ever. And he always bragged about how he's going to pick up these quarterbacks and they're going to be just as good as our quarterbacks that we drafted like in the middle of the draft. And they just simply are never that good. Or they are, but it's just at the wrong times. He just can't pick them at the right time. Right. That's great. It's great. It's really funny. JT. Also, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. I was going to say JT is looked really good all year. Yeah. But, uh, yeah, I'm concerned. I am. I am concerned. I am concerned because he has no other running bad considering IR. What? Really? Yeah. Yeah. Considering IR. They just said that he's not a consideration for IR yesterday. Well, an update today, considering IR. Really? Wow. Yes. Okay. That's scary. That's scary. I mean, that's really scary, Eric. I mean, God, I'm really scared for you. Yeah. I mean, I'm really excited that's happening too. James Cook is a great number two, but he had a terrible game because the bills were terrible. The bills just, yeah. They were just down. Uh, Stefan Diggs had a rushing touchdown, which is just really stupid. That guy is so weird. That guy is weird. Just kidding. Random touchdowns. Yeah. Um, Chris Godwin still a fine play. Can't believe he didn't score considering the Bucks had a lot of points. Yeah. Uh, Dallas Goddard, all that money spent for 9.7 points. Fine. I guess. I was thinking about this earlier this week. This man's got LaPorta and he just dropped a load to get Dallas Goddard. Did he drop a load? Is he just not going to play? I guess. He said he hates LaPorta. And he blamed Jared for his season. Oh my God. Like he, he took him on the fourth round. Yeah. I think you can give up on him yet, but I don't know. I don't buy this week too. Jamo, uh, two catches for 80 yards in a touchdown. It's just, yeah, not that it mattered for Eric, but that's crazy. And then, oh baby, Carson Steele, Carson Steele, baby, would you say Carson Steele is a better pickup for 227, fab dollars than who the frick was it? Who was, you know, who I'm going to say, the Ravens running back. Kenyan Drake. And Kenyan Drake for also, I want to say $227 from Jeremy two years ago. Well, considering the fact that Eric literally dropped him two weeks later, I'm going to go with Kenyan Drake. A better pickup. This is an all-timer. This is an all-time, negative fantasy points. This is an all-time bad pickup guy. Yeah. This is top three. Considering not that Carson Steele is bad, which he might be. No, but considering that you literally just spent a pile of like, Eric has 460, Eric has $467 left for the season because he spent it on Dallas Goddard and Carson Steele. Yeah. And he has quite a few players on by this week. We're getting ahead of ourselves. But he dropped three players this week, including Carson Steele. So we can almost guarantee that Eric will be having to spend probably close to the rest of his fab of the entire season this week. Yeah. I mean, I bet you just take it out. Yeah. I mean, God, that's bad man here right there, okay. Yeah, if I've ever seen it. Yeah. He needs to make a trade. I want to hear, Eric, I want to hear your fucking defense because you're going to pull some, some, like you're going to pull something out of here. You just know he is. You just know he is guy. Chewahobard, Game of His Life. Just defending it. Nico Collins, Game of His Life. Yeah. He's going to come out defending him. CD lamb, Game of His Life. Kyle Pitt, Game of His Life. He's going to come out defending his horrible waiver wire pickups. Yeah. Some undolly excuse. You just know he is. Yeah. We'll get to that. We'll go over a section. I see this going two ways for air, potentially overnight tonight. I'm set. You best believe I'm setting my alarm for 3 AM just to see what happens. But yeah, we talked, perhaps, I'd already, Eric's side is scary. Eric, you got to trade. You got to trade. What are your receivers that are hurt? You just got to. Yeah. I wouldn't say so. Or JT or something. I don't know. You got to do something. Yeah. All right. Let's talk about you and me. I told you I told you I wasn't going to smash it. No. Okay. Fine. We'll save the one point. One point loss. Yeah. Okay. Big booty Butler, 95.1. Debris lightning, 86.16. God, I got to say that that's a straight up embarrassing that you lost to this this team this week. I mean, 95 is a pretty good score that you put up. But I had everything going for me and I'm still going to do it. My number one receiver, I heard on the first drive. Look at this. Look at this shit. Look at this. How do you get if I am running back for the Jets and I have 10 rushes to get four yards. Can I do it? Probably not. No, you don't think so? No. I don't think so. Maybe not. But how they explain to me. Explain. I genuinely don't know. I know it was a rainy game, it was no offense, but I did Braille and Allen do anything. Or no. I mean, not really. He had like, he had like eight rushes for like 30 yards. I mean, that's better than four, but yeah, it's just, that's really weird. I don't know what Denver just stacked in the box. I don't know. I didn't watch the game. Really weird. And then, and then, though, guy, 10 for 15. Now, Davon, yeah, yeah. You had less than 20 rush yard. Yeah. Yeah. Can't make yourself scored them. Yeah. Yeah. Embarrassing. Yeah. It's disgusting. I didn't know that was in the range of outcomes for Breeze Hall. I'll be honest. Yeah. Yeah. Like, what? Okay. It is what it is. It's whatever. Mm-hmm. So, yeah. I knew I wasn't going to win this game, but boy, did I have the hope that I could. So, so did you see that Amari touchdown call back? Yeah. And a hold. For no hold. Would you have won? Would you have won? What I have won. See, that was an 80 yard. That would have been 14 points. Yeah. I would have won. Yeah. Yeah. Sick. Cool. I like it. Nice. Thank you. Appreciate that. Thanks. Forgot about that. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Josh Allen is a red light green light, red light green light. Good game. Good game. Good game. It's so weird. 31. 9. 30. That wasn't a bad game. That was a big out of buy so much he didn't even have to try. Yeah. And this was generally just a bad game. So. Against a Baltimore team that had big and. Cooked by receivers. Yeah. Yeah. Weird. Yeah. Really. Josh Jacobs still can't find the exam still can't do it. Yeah. Well, I mean they had to throw the ball. Yeah. I know. They were down early. It's basically the whole game. Yeah. So that's why George Love had to just literally chuck it for 389 yards and three picks. Yeah. Shaden Reed. Beast. Another guy that I really like. But no. Yeah. That you stole from me. Yeah. That Eric hates. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The guy that he said was worse than Christian Watson who is currently I think still. Eric just said he wasn't even that good of a player. Christian Watson. No, no. Jade Reed. Yeah. On top of just wanting to think that Christian Watson was a better fantasy player than Jade Reed. He just said that Jade Reed. Wasn't that all that. Yeah. We were like no, he's literally the best receiver on the Packers. Yeah. He scored like 10 touchdown last year. Yeah. Just another clown clown tape from Eric that has gotten exposed. But he will, Eric, you can't defend this anymore. We're going to need you to come out and say that you were wrong, like straight up. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He did. That's the pickup. I think the league needs to know a guy before we get to Deontae Johnson. Just the thought process of this cam makers play over. Well, it's pretty any of these guys. Like, dude, I want to start a buck yerving over cam makers. Cam makers is dog shit. Oh, I mean, it was pretty simple for me. It was either between Joanne Jennings or cam makers for my second flex spot. Cam makers was the starting running back against a really terrible Jags team. And I'm thinking he's for sure getting at least 10 points, which is all I wanted. I all I wanted is 10 and maybe fall into the end zone. And I'm thinking Joanne Jennings, I was going to play Joanne Jennings if Divo wasn't playing but Divo Blake. I mean, even if I started Joanne, I still wouldn't have won this game. Bucky is definitely a flex considerations moving forward because he's good. He's good. I was so annoyed when you took him from me. I thought for sure I had him because you didn't need fucking running backs. First of all, you took two running backs that week. I was pissed about. And I thought I had him in the bag and you bid like 10 more fab than me. I was actually furious. That's awesome. I love this. Anyway. And then if Ken Walker wasn't playing, I was obviously starting Charbonne. Right. But Ken Walker suited up and I I already and I'm fine with my decision. I'm actually really happy that he did so well. You shouldn't be fine. You should not be fine. I'm going to his back, baby. Shouldn't be fine. No, I'm celebrating this. This is amazing. You just can't. We have one. Okay. We have one rush defense in the NFL coming off of his oblique injury. I didn't even think he was going to play the full game. I thought he'd split like full time, like 50% of the snaps split with Charbonne. So I knew I was not playing K9, the bone zone. Oh, well. So did. Did a tank tell get hurt? Yeah, dude. Tank tell got hurt in the game that this is a big freaking Donald accepted by trade. L trade. Oh my God. We'll see. We'll see rest of the season. I still really like tank. He's not going to be better than worthy. I don't think we'll see. Okay. Horrible horrible manager this week. I got to say clown manager. I'll take the L. I'm still. I just love that Kenneth did so well and didn't get hurt, but I'll take the L. I mean, I mean, I mean, we don't have to go and do it more, but my running backs. Well, your sneak peek loser of the week, for sure. All right. Let's match up. Matt Kent, the albino polar bears defeating Alex and Nazi Germany. Good. Stop the spread of fascism 123.68 to 122.8 and agonizing loss for Alex. Dude, we need to soundboard so I could, I could break out a world's tiniest violin for Alex here because this is how we don't feel bad. Amazing. Amazing. It is. It had more than 17.78 points. He just needed one more catch to put Alex. And on top of that, Derek Henry should have had another touchdown when this just would have been out of hand, but he fumbled in the ends of recovered by a lineman for a touchdown for the Ravens. So it's quite hilarious. It was so funny. That is so funny. So funny. So Alex takes the L. Matt, Matt, I don't know what the fuck you told DeAndre Swift. Maybe you just showed him the clip of us talking shit about him, but oh my god. What the fuck? I mean, it's never going to happen again, but what the fuck? This is his best game of the year, for sure. Best game of his life. Yeah, maybe crazy. Matt's team went ballistic. It was nuts. Except they flowers doing safe flowers that I just realized Christian walks in a mat pick Christian loss. God. Yeah. At least he didn't play him. I know. Okay. Yeah. I mean, yeah, really, really good week. Really, really good week. I don't expect to continue. I'm still a man. Chiron's been just a beast. Chiron is beast. So consistent. Yeah. Just all he just, he just falls in the end zone always. Yeah. All these things. Because he's the waffens. Yeah. He is a guy. How concerned are you with Garrett Wilson? I'm getting pretty concerned. Like, I'd say I'm at a seven. Yeah. Probably maybe an eight. Yeah. Do you think Dolan won that trade? Or no, because Jalen hurts. Dolan definitely won the trade. If Joe Nixon comes back and is even a little bit decent, oh, Dolan definitely won that trade because Jalen hurts sucks, first of all. And I said the at the trade. If Joe Nixon can single-handedly save Dolan from the last place. I don't know about that, but he definitely won the trade because Dax better than Jalen hurts. Yeah. And Garrett Wilson is receiver 43. And Joe Nixon is going to be at least a top 15 running back, probably top 10 running back. That's crazy. Yeah. Alex took an L. But Alex takes Ls and pretty much every trade he does because he's not very good at fancy. He's kind of locked in the deck. Guy, tell me about Justice Hill. He's the leading receiver for the Reebits. Yeah. Because that's all they do. They sprint screen passes because Lamar can't throw the wall down field. Because the receivers suck. Because Rashad Bavey can't catch it past the same as life. Yeah. They can't catch it past the same as life. Yeah. They can't catch it past the same as life. Yeah. They can't catch it past the same as life. It's literally horrible. And safe flowers. All they run is like crossers or five million passes. Nelson Aguilar is opposite Rashad Bavey. Yeah. It works. It works for them. Yeah. It works. And Mark Andrews just blocks now. Yeah. He's pretty much full. All right. Tell me about Terry McLaurin. Um, he's starting to be. Yeah. He's starting to be now. You're starting Terry McLaurin over Gerwalsen against Minnesota this one. Um, yeah. We're going to Minnesota. Who's the Jets play? The Jets play Minnesota. Oh, the Jets play Minnesota. I would consider it the commanders play the Browns. I'm definitely flexed. Dude. Starmo or Naji Harris. God. Dude. Naji Harris. Oh, I want to give a shout out to Cordell Patterson. Oh, I want to give a shout out to Cordell Patterson. Cordell had a great game. He looks pretty good. Also, Jordan Addison. Jordan Addison definitely playable with it, the Vikings are going to be. That's all. Yeah. It's very true. Definitely play. All right, guy. What are the weak? I would have to go with Matt for a hold on. Yeah. All right. Loser the weak. I mean, maybe it's a tie between you and Eric. All right, A, B, award winner of the week. Ooh. Patty? Oh, yeah. For sure. Fuck that guy. Literally, such a fat piece of shit. I called him a fat chewed over text. Oh, that's literally-- You called him a lot. You called him a lot of stuff. Yeah. He's literally just a fat chewed. Fuck that guy. That's amazing. All right, let's get into the waiver wires. This week at quarterback, we actually got some decent pickups. Actually, do you want to do the waiver wire first? Do you want to go over some matchups? Now, let's go. Let's quickly do waivers. Okay. Wavers. We've got Justin Fields up here. Guy who's dropping the bag on Fields. Because we've got some guys that need a quarterback this week. I'd say maybe Eric. Yeah. Oh, he's got Baker. I don't know. I don't know if he needs a quarterback. I could see Eric doing it. He's dropping Andy Dalton, for sure. He simply can't afford. He doesn't have a fat to be able to go get Justin Fields. Yeah. You got Gino Smith out there? Yeah. He's an option. Snoop Huntley. Snoop Huntley, he's out there. Sam Darnold is out there. Yeah. Darnold's playable, for sure. I think Deshawn actually might be playable. He's been okay. He has been okay. If Amari Kubrick had catch the ball, he'd be okay. Whoever Lawrence absolutely do not pick that guy up. Horrible quarterback. Yeah. That's about it. Running back. Baring shit, I'm going to say. There's literally nothing here. That's even worth your time. Don't even look. Well, there's Jalen Warren who got dropped by Eric Carson Steele who got dropped by Eric. Rahim Mostard who got dropped by Eric. Do you want any of those guys? I would look at Rahim Mostard. He'll come back eventually. Yeah. He's worth the stash. Yeah, he's worth the stash. I mean, two is going to come back at some point. He's got the roster space, I guess, but what about-- What about-- What about Trey Sermon? Yeah. Yeah. You pick him up. He's a little diamond in the rough here because they don't have JT's, zero points are questionable, at least questionable, but they don't. Yeah. That's your point. Honestly. Yeah. Someone's going to pick him up to play this week for sure. It needs to be Eric. It needs to be Eric. It needs to be Blaze. We didn't talk about Blaze. He needs to run it back this week too. Does he? He's Pollard. Yeah. This is why I wanted to get to the match-ups a little bit. All right. We can keep that in mind as we go to it. Yep. I think Eric needs to drop the bag on Trey Sermon if I'm being honest. He needs the coverage because he has no other running back. Yeah. He has to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. How... Wide receivers. We got a couple options here. Yeah. You got the two Packer Boys. Yeah. Dobbs and Dontefan Wicks who had 13 targets and two Tutties with no Christian Watson. So who's dropping... You're flexed. For sure. Yeah. Who's dropping the bag? I was going to say I really want him on my team, but I have Jane Reed, so that really wouldn't make sense. Yeah. You probably shouldn't do that. You've got a lot of receivers. I need to do that. But I just... I don't want other people to have him, you know? I guess it's true. Josh Downs looked pretty good. Yeah. Josh Downs with Joe Flacko? Joe Flacko. Yeah. Very, very good. Dude, that tells you a whole lot when you can bring a 40-year-old quarterback, and he looks so much like the offense just runs so much better. Yeah. That just shows you how bad AR is. Yeah. He's sucked. Yeah. That's not good for them. Not good at all. And AR may be back this week. Maybe not. That's literally bad for them. Yeah. I don't know how much money you want to draw on Josh Downs. That's actually really bad for Dolan. He's really bad for Dolan. He's Dolan AR to play. It's really bad for Dolan. And whoever picks up Josh Downs this week. Yeah. Too too bad. Well, maybe. Too too bad. Well, maybe Jordan Whittington, probably not. Saviorly Gett. Now that the feeling's hurt, maybe he got a touchdown? Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Did you see his celebration? He had a couple of horrendous drops in that game. Did you see his touchdown dance? Yeah, I did. It was so funny. It was so great. Yeah. Yeah. Allen Lazar is still out there. God, you do not want him. I'm just giving options, man. I mean, he was five of eight for 58 in a shit game. I guess. He gets looks. I guess. Yeah. So he's out there. Rogers likes him for some god. I don't know what reason. That's probably, that's probably it. There's Tedent, David and Joe, who may be back this week. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe. Tucker Craft with Jordan Love back. It's worth a look. Taysom Hill had two touchdowns this week and then got hurt and came out of the game again. Quick, quick Taysom Hill story, I saw this. There's a league. Some random league. I saw some Reddit. They, every week someone gets Taysom Hill, you have to play him a tight end. Oh, it's a Taysom Hill roulette. Yes. That's awesome. Yeah. Each team gets a week with Taysom Hill and you have to play it. That's so cool. So fun. That's awesome. Yeah. When he hits, he hits. Yeah. We need to hit. To guaranteed win. It's awesome. And then there's just a bunch of scrubs. I mean, it's like, take your pick. That's literally Conklin, Auden, Kissicki, Urts, Henry. Take your pick. Who knows? All right. Anything else you want to talk about? In the waivers? Okay. No. Let's get these matchups really quick. I'm going to start me and Donald. Spread is me by seven. That's interesting. I don't feel confident in that, but okay. Give me by seven. Who are you taking? Hmm. And I do not have. Oh, no, I do have the bone zone in it. Okay. Good. Yeah. Okay. You know, Donald's down team Montgomery, which is a big loss for him. Yep. We got the Lions and the Eagles both on by this week. Is everybody else? Yeah. I can't remember. Yeah. There's a bunch. I forget who else. Titans. Chargers. Yeah. There's like four or five teams. The Eagles and Lions, and I believe that's it. Yeah. I think I'm going to. I think I'm going to go. You got here. I think your team's just way more balanced. Okay. I mean, if Tyree killed ever the size to do. Who scores more fantasy points this week and they, in a match up, they play each other. It's New England versus Miami. Is it Devan a chanerer? Ramadre Stevenson. Oh, God. Ramadre. Ramadre scores more points this week. Yeah. Damn, I hope not. Jesus. Dude, they literally can't move the ball. All right. Who scores more fantasy points this week? Tyree, Kayla, or Marley Cooper? Amari. Yeah. Washington. Washington. Washington. Washington's got a shaky, shaky defense. Dude. Amari is literally like a top five target. Amari's hilarious. He's just not that good anymore. You know? He's just not locked in. I actually saw some rumors that he could be traded to the team. The Chiefs. Yeah. All right. I mean, they keep losing for sure. They could sell. Yeah. And because they restructured Amari Cooper's contract this offseason where they basically gave him all the rest of his money as a sodding bonus. So he's like really cheap to trade for right now. All right. Jared taking on Blaze. Spread is Jared by 11 and a half and that is because Blaze has to play a bunch of freaking backups this week, including Jalen right as a starting thing. He has so many buys this week. Yeah. So you bet your bottom dollar is that a super and this is what we talked about here. Blaze has. Blaze is going in for Tracermen this week. Blaze is going in for Tracermen. Yeah. 100% too. He's got. He's got some fat. God is he going to drop? I say likely who he's spent a ton of on week one, maybe. I don't know. He didn't bail out by like half of itself, Blaze. So Jared, if you lose this week, you officially suck like you're a basement dweller if you lose this week. And I'm going to go with Jared simply because he has actual players and Blaze has. Jalen, right? I mean, I know he's. Oh, what is this? Bijon Robinson questionable with a hamstring injury. That's. Wow. Back-to-back limited practices Monday and Tuesday, you know, play interesting, interesting, interesting. Yeah. I think Jared has to win. If he doesn't win this week, Jared, I think Jared wins this week on the back of Travis Kelsey, actually, believe it or not. Okay. All right. We got Pat taking on Dolan. Line is Pat by 21 and a half. Oh, my God. This is insane. All right. How much money is, uh, how much money's still one dropping on down to your ribs, down to your wigs this week. Let's say he's probably going after wicks. I'm going to say he's probably also going after a running back. So you could see Dolan's been a big money this week and he's going to need to close to 500. Probably close to 500. He's just going to need to. Like this is, if you start, oh, five, I don't, I don't know. You're probably yourself back out of a let's see the basement. I just don't. I just don't even think it's possible. Dolan's got $715 left. Eric has 467 and lays there 699. We're going to be, we're going to be, yeah, we're going to be rich. I'm telling you guys, I can't wait to see this waiver wire drop tonight. It's going to be awesome. It's going to be good. Yeah. I don't think he just doesn't have the horses to do it. So. Yeah. Papp all day. And he's got a full, Papp's got a full roster going here. So yeah, he might need to upgrade it tight end, but yeah, Papp, easy one. Easy. Yeah. Okay. Alex taking on Eric this week. What a matchup. So this is the week. Yeah, this will be game of the week line right now is Alex by 17. I got some caveats to that. Alex does not have a quarterback in because Jalen Herds is on buy. He's projected for 91 points. Could we, could we see a Jacobi Myers drop? There's because it's magic, you're right. It's probably going to be so much appear. Oh, I think he's holding on to Jacobi for the rest of the, yeah, just to do it. Yeah. Eric has no players in his tight end flex or flex spots either flex. And he also has 19.9 points projected for Jonathan Taylor. Yeah. He has a J Brown who is still hurt with his hamstring injury. Who knows when that guy will be back out on buy, Samuel Porter on buy, Jamison Williams on buy, Dallas Goddard on buy. Brick up out injured, he has a manual Wilson and he has Ty Chandler on his bench. So Eric needs a tight end. Eric is going to get after probably Tucker craft or David and Joku and we'll have to spend probably three tight ends, maybe three tight ends, 50 dollars for a tight end. Or he'll pick up like Tyson mill for free and just hope and pray. He will need to do because he will need two flex spots where he will most likely be going after one, Dontavian wicks, Xavier the get, Josh Downs, and he'll need to spend money for those guys or he'll try to get Romeo Dobbs for maybe a little bit cheaper. He'll be going after Trey Sermon in the hopes that JT doesn't play. He'll need to spend big money on that, and he has four hundred and sixty seven dollars. And I guarantee Dontavian wicks will probably go for at least three hundred, he's going to go in the two hundred. So I see this going is two ways. Eric spending the big money that he needs to and taking a huge risk for rest of season. Or I see him playing at Kosh as bidding low and if he wins he wins and if he doesn't he'll pick up guys that are left over on the way of our wire and just take an L this week. See if he was two and two he might be able to afford that but he's one and three. And we've learned from Jared that losing three in a row is not smart. No. And four in a row is even worse courtesy of Dolan. So Eric our question to you is what are you going to do? The thing is the only one who has the running backs of spares Alex and Ariane at chant Alex is giving one of his running backs to Eric. This week. Yeah. Not this week. Oh it's great. All right. Are you taking? Alex by at least 30. I'm taking Alex as well. All right maybe if JT plays this is a closer game but like if JT doesn't play Eric is in real trouble like real real trouble. Yep. And depending who he gets off the waivers we'll see him. All right. Last game we're at hour 27 in we got Matt taking on Zach line is Matt by five. We got everybody in for these matchups as well. Yeah. But Evan Ingram might not play Khalil Shakir also got hurt which I did not know. He's fine. Ankle soreness. Yeah. He'll play. Yeah. You got Devontay Smith out. You got Rashi Rice out. You got Christian McCaffrey out. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I'm taking Matt in this game. Yeah. I'm going to need to step up. It's going to be like 2021 T. Yeah. Which he looked to be involved in that Panther game pretty early. He didn't do anything in the second half but he was getting targets. I mean Jayden Ray I'm going to need big big weeks out of Jayden Ray and Shaheed hopefully that can pay off. I don't know. You need big games from everybody under your roster. I'm going to need Josh. I'm going to get 30 burger from Josh Burger. Yeah. Against the Texans. I feel like he could do it. Yeah. We'll see. Good. I'm going to need Josh Jacobs. Please just get one touchdown. All I'm asking. I like Matt's matchups that he has for his players this week. So you know, Jamar is going to outscore T just to this. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. T might get a red zone touchdown. Maybe. Possibly. Possibly. But that's it. All right. Mike Evans. Questionable. Oh, what the? Limited today. He'll be fine. Veteran day. Me slash calf. Yeah. He's fine. Yeah. All right. You got anything else you want to say? I don't think so. I don't think so. There's some varicants in for Dolan. Yeah. That's never going to change. That's going to be all season. All right, guys. Thanks for joining us. It was a great epi long epi. Zach is off the cliff for now for now until I lose this week or until Jordan Mason goes down. That would be hilarious. Back on. Back on. Watch. Oh, uh, vice presidential debate is tonight. Cannot. Cannot wait. To not wait. That would be legendary. All right. That's it for me. Yep. I'm good. All right. Next week.