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(upbeat music) - Hello, we are back with another episode of the Frank Fantasy Football Podcast. I am your podcast host and lead commissioner, Frank. Joined here with my co-host, the one and only. Danny, Danny, how you doing? - Hey Frank, I'm doing great. Thanks for asking, always good to be here. You know how much I love doing this podcast. - And now, just so everyone knows, the average listener cannot see, but Danny is wearing one hell of a cowboy hat right now now we gotta get this up on stream because it is one hell of a cowboy hat. - Darn too. - Darn too, and it's right. Now, we are going to bring on our guest host. This is a man that leads little to no introduction. If you bear with me everyone, I will prepare his intro music. (upbeat music) (crickets chirping) - Boy, this is more championship than you have had a woman. Next week, woo! - Listeners, it is the one, it is the only, it is the future Hall of Famer, the only three time champion of this league. It is the one, the only. Alex O'Zuna, 12 dudes one butt. Alex, how are you doing? - How are you? - What's going on boys? Frank, Danny, thanks for having me. Really appreciate it. I know you guys been trying to get me on here for weeks, maybe even months, but I'm glad to be here. - Well, you know, I just wanna thank you for making the time to grace this podcast. I always like to say that this podcast is a life changing experience, but for me personally, I can honestly say that having you on this episode is a life change, it's just life changing for me, and I feel like it will be life changing for this podcast. Now with that being said, we are gonna move into reviewing our week four match ups, the winners and losers. We are actually gonna start off with you, Alex, 12 dudes one butt. O'Zuna versus Mr. playoffs, Jordan. Now this is a matchup where you actually lost 104 to 120 just to kind of get into it really quick. Jordan had some great production from Lamar Jackson, from Nico Collins, you on the other hand, probably would have been better not to start a defense. Your defense Buffalo scoring minus one. Now Danny, what are your thoughts on this matchup? - Yeah, on paper, this matchup appears to be an easy victory for Jordan, but when you dig a little bit deeper and you see what's going on on as soon as bench, with Jordan loves scoring 31 points, with Aaron Rodgers scoring quite a bit lower than that to put it lightly. Jordan loves outscored Aaron Rodgers by 19 points and O'Zuna lost by just 15. So that's just one of those, you could have what is right there. That's a really tough break. O'Zuna, what are your thoughts on this match? Is there anything that you'd like to do better? What are your thoughts? - Yeah, you know, just a real tough break for my team. I think it's a big bone aid decision on my part. I expect better for myself and I know my league makes expect better myself. So, you know, I feel like I'll let my team down, but worst of all, I'll let everyone else down. So I know how bad everyone won me to kick Jordan's ass and you know what, you kick my ass and I deserve it. - Yes, now, the thing that I know you like to do sometimes when you experience lost in life, you like to go on your retreats, you like to get away on the taxpayer dime. Any future trips planned for you's coming up soon on the taxpayer money? - Yeah, you know, my schedule's always full. I'm actually taking off to Mexico on Thursday, so yeah. - Oh, great, what's the occasion? - Oh, buddy of mine's getting married. You guys might know 'em. Some people call them the edgelorgs, some people call them Dick Cobb Jeff. - Yeah, he's getting married. - Well, that sounds like just quite the event. I'm sure there'll be a lot of loved ones and friends in the attendance for that. We'll see if edgelorg gets there, though. Again, this is a man that's always on the verge of killing himself every moment he wakes up. So we'll see if he actually makes it down the aisle. That all that being said, great, fantastic. We are gonna move on to our next matchup, which we have Ripham Flippom Shane versus Nick and Dirty Mike and the boys. Now, this is a matchup that just did not go Shane's way. I think we've kind of seen the results of this matchup with a few moves. Shane, Ripham Flippom scoring 93 to Nicholas. Dirty Mike and the boys scoring a 151, very lopsided win. And it's getting absolutely great production from Derek Henry. And then we're Shane, just with Calvin Ridley, scoring two points. You know, I'm gonna start off with Azuna on this one. Azuna, what are your thoughts? - Yeah, you know, I just wrote this disappointment from Shane's team. I think we all expect a little better from him. But at the same time, I cannot say what I'm surprised. You know, he's kind of loose-canning and there's times where he's gotta fall flat and his neck, just like Shelly in this picture right there. So yeah, disappointed, but, you know, I think he'll bounce back. - Great, Danny, thoughts. - Yeah, not much to say here. I just think that Shane stinks and he should just feel really bad about himself. Probably kill himself, right? Too strong? - Yeah, your work's not mine. - Okay, great, fantastic. We'll move on to our next matchup then. Where we have now Azuna, just a little prep and, you know, prepare. I don't dive too much into this man's matchups. There's a protest going on. We have Likany Dick, Evan. We all know how I feel about this name. It's been a few episodes. I don't feel like I need to dive too much into it versus the Green Mandingo. - You can do it too. - The Green Mandingo Zach. We have Likany Dick, scoring 127 to the Green Mandingo Zach's 117. Evan giving Zach his first loss. Great, fantastic thoughts. No? - I've got a key stat here. - Key stat here. Zach is my should of won of the week. A new statistical category that I've come up with. With his 117 that he scored, it was actually good enough to beat seven other teams this week. Just an unlucky matchup. We all know what it feels like to be on the wrong side of that. - And what are you calling the stat again? Just in case no, nobody heard? - This is my should of won of the week. - Should of won of the week. Oh, great. I like it. I like this. And that's why you have the cowboy hat on 'cause you're just a big shooter. Bang, bang, bang. - Yeah. - Yeah. Let's move on to the next matchup where we have toilet truck versus edgelord. Now, there's actually a good chance that Jeff might not be making it to this wedding because we have Danny's toilet truck scoring a 111 to edgelord. Jeff's team scoring a 105. Danny getting the win, making Jeff two and two. So again, very possible that Jeff does not walk down the aisle, especially with Mark Andrews having another absolute shit week scoring zero points. But you know what? On the other hand, Danny had Rishi Rice score zero points as well. So you know what? When the opportunity is given, sometimes you just need to squeeze it and grab it by the balls, Jeff. But sometimes you just don't do it and you're a little bitch. Danny, thoughts? - Well said, Frank. Yeah, this was the closest game of the week with just 5.8 points separating Jeff and I. Really could have gone either way. Yeah, Mark Andrews scored zero, but so did Rishi Rice. I would say that Rice's projection was a lot higher than Mark Andrews. The expectation is higher for a guy like that. So it really looked like it wasn't going my way. But I'm giving Chase Brown a lot of credit here my player of the week. Guy that really typically belongs on the bench. He came out with 22.2 points. Absolutely changed this matchup and gave me the win. - Just a great start. I got to say, that was just a great start. Good hunch. And really that's two weeks in a row with John Jennings the week before and now Chase Brown. I'm becoming a bit of a guru with some of these plays. - Now Danny, this is a PG podcast. We don't want to get canceled. So using the words guru sounds a little exotic. We don't want to be saying that a little too loud. - Sorry, sorry. I should have saved that for when Shally appears on the podcast. - Yes, yes, absolutely. Yes. Let's do the thoughts. - Yeah, real close matchup went down in the water. I think this was a big matchup for both of these gentlemen considering someone's fiance is on the line. And you know, I think Danny just showed him who's ballous and showed him who deserves a walk down that aisle. And you know, Jeff keeps starting to make Mark Dancus every week. I'm not sure why he's doing that. So I'm pretty sure he just gave up on purpose. I don't think he won the win. I don't think he wants to be in his league. And I really think he wants to end it all. - See, that is a good point that you bring up about Jeff's, his soon-to-be bride. Now, if she even knew that a guy like Danny existed, a guy like Danny was out there, I mean, who would knows how fast would she even be with Jeff to go run to this alpha male known as Danny? I mean, I just don't feel like a guy like Jeff would even stand in chance in a situation like that. Thoughts on this situation, guys? - Yeah, well, you know, we'll see the big guys coming up soon, I think we can expect literally anything. So we'll see. - Sounds like a complete nightmare. And talking about nightmares, we're gonna go into our next match up where we have pull me back, Jacob, versus no brains, all balls, Matt. Now, Jacob, just having a real tough stretch at it, scoring a 78 to Matt's 194. This could probably be the highest score in this league's history. This was just a complete, just absolute showing out of Matt's team. I mean, I would go pick one guy on his roster, but everybody hit. You do not have one guy who just put up sorry numbers and just, that is fantastic. Danny, what are your thoughts? - Yeah, biggest blowout of the week. Matt wins by 115.8. You really could combine, you know, Jacob's score and Shali's score and frankly, you know, I think Matt still comes out on top. So you've just got some bums in this league that, you know, just need to do better. You know, that's really all I have to say about that. - Because fantasy football is just math at the end of the day. And you know, with math being as basic as it is, just do better. I think we can all agree. - Are better than smaller numbers. - Yeah, it's math. - Well, Zuna, your thoughts? - Yeah, just an absolute incredible performance by Matt. You know, I think he has a reputation not being the brightest or the sharpest tool in the shed, but he showed about, you know, you don't need brains to win this league or you need his balls and, you know, Matt's got a big pair and I'm sure they look really nice, nice balls. - Now as a guy who's, no, I won't go there. We'll just move on to our next matchup. You saw what I was going there. And Zuna, you saw, I see you. We'll move on to our next matchup. We have, I am autism versus cockroach. I'm autism, your podcast host and league commissioner's team versus that dirty disgusting excuse of a human being, Shally, cockroach. This was the game of the week. We have, I'm autism scoring a whopping 89 points to cockroaches 79. I just got to say, I feel proud. I feel like Shally got off light in the first three weeks. Felt like he was that schedule and that record showing three and all was a little bit fraudulent. And I'm glad that I could be the one to bring him down to earth and deliver him his first loss. Was it no more of your thoughts? - Yeah, I mean, I couldn't say any better myself. I think Shally got exposed this week. I think we all kind of saw right through him, you know, and he didn't show up and who knows what's going to happen from here. He might, he may never win again. I think that's pretty much what we're all thinking right now. Yeah, I think, yeah, poor performance by Shally. - Danny. - Yeah, I think Shally finally got what was coming to him. We all saw this coming. I can't stress it enough how lucky this guy gets. But, you know, I don't really want to congratulate you too much here, Frank. In fact, you are my should have lost of the week. Oh! - Another new segment we have here. Your 89.54 points was low enough that nine teams, nine teams would have beat you this week. - Nine? - Congrats, you're the new college. - You know, as the great Dom Toretto once said, if I may quote my fast and furious, it doesn't matter if you win by an inch of sorts, or if you win by a mile of sorts. All of a matter of sorts is winning. And that's what I did of sorts, went out there one. I would like to play a very special tribute to our loser. So if you all bear with me, I would like to get this going for our dear friend Shally. (upbeat music) ♪ I'm feeding me ♪ ♪ I'm made by mistakes ♪ ♪ Got no way around ♪ ♪ The night goes on ♪ ♪ It's time to fade it away ♪ ♪ I'm sick of this life ♪ ♪ I just want to scream ♪ ♪ Happy thing to be here with me ♪ - Now, Shally, that tribute was for you. I know I did call you a friend, but in fact, you are subhuman, you are a cockroach, you are not my friend. I find it hard to believe that anybody in this league would be friends with a sorry, pathetic little roach of a person as yourself. So with all that being said, me being the winner of week five, I'm in a week four, it is my pleasure to announce the Game of the Week for week five. And just looking at these matchups, we have a few great ones on our hands. I mean, we got pull me back versus dirty makin' the boys. I'm one in three versus a three in one. We got Edgelord versus Mr. Play-offs, two former roommates squaring off at it. Ooh, that sounds like a good one. But you know what, there's one matchup on this schedule that just stands above the rest. We have Ripham and Flipham Shane versus our co-host, 12 dudes, one butt O'Zuna. So that is what I will pick for our matchup of the week for week five, Shane's 107 versus 12 dudes, one butt, 106. And can I just say how special it would be for O'Zuna to pull out a victory and host this podcast two weeks in a row? I feel like that would just be remarkable. What do you guys think of this matchup for week five? - I mean, I think you said it, Frank, this is matchup, this is huge, you know, there's more of a fantasy records on the line. I think there's lives on the lines. I think there's a lot of money on the line. Oh, I think Shane might've put his mortgage on this matchup itself. So, you know, lots of lose here. Very little win, but lots of lose. And, you know, I couldn't even tell you the magnitude of this matchup. Magnitude is high, magnitude. Danny? - Is the battle of the win list? Somebody is going O and five. It's unavoidable. Will it be O'Zuna? Will it be Shane? We'll all be tuning in to find out. And we'll see who joins us next week on the podcast with that one and four record. - That is great. And that is fantastic. And I'm looking forward to this match so much. It is going to be so exciting. I cannot wait to sit on the couch and just stare at my phone all day long and just wait for the scores and the updates. - I'm not even going to look at my own matchup. I'm going to look at O'Zuna and Shane. - I don't even care. - Let's go down and down and down all week. - Well, great, fantastic. So with that being said, I just want to do a quick little segment here. We are sponsored this episode and this podcast is sponsored by O'Zuna Tortilla Chips. O'Zuna Tortilla Chips. When you're feeling zesty and you're feeling (speaking in foreign language) Fight into an O'Zuna Tortilla Chip. They are just damn good. And I got to bowl them right here. You can hear me doing it. You're fantastic. So with all that being said, we are going to go to our pick up of week five, our winners and losers. We are going to start off with Edgelord versus Mr. Playoff's Jeff's Edgelord projected a 96 versus Mr. Playoff's Shortens, 112. You know, as much crap as I do give Jeff, I feel like it's his wedding week. I trust Josh Allen on his team. Alvin Kamara, it's hard to bet against him this season. I'm going to go Jeff. Also that last episode of the podcast, Jordan just did not do any favors for himself. So I'm going Jeff O'Zuna, who are you taking in this one? - Yeah, I'm out to go Jeff. You know, no things have been going his way lately. And as a man who's potentially getting married this Saturday, I think this is exactly what he needs to do to turn his weekend around. Yup, I'm gonna go Jeff. - Yeah. - Oh, you guys are dead wrong here. I'm going Jordan all the way. Jeff's going to Mexico. He's getting married. His head is in the wrong places right now. He needs to stay home, lock himself in his room, do nothing but watch football if he wants to get this win. - You know what? - The right thing. - His head could be in the wrong place. His head is scattered right now. His my wife is going to leave me. Is she singing with, does she have Danny on Instagram? Does she have Danny on Facebook? Her mind is just scattered right now. And I, this could be the undoing of Jeff and Edgelord. - Could be. - Could be. So that being said, we will move on to our next matchup which will be bearing with me here. We have ripping them flip. Oh, nope, we already said that. We were going to say that one for the last. We have Lincoln Mandic versus Cockroach. Again, Evan, Lincoln Mandic, 102, Cockroach, 100. I guess I'll go Shally. I mean, I wish I didn't have to pick, but I'll go Cockroach. Danny. - Yeah, I kind of see Evan being an up and down, up and down all season. - Let's keep the show minimum here, please. - Yeah, yeah, I'll go Evan here. - Great. - I'm a good one. - Great, fantastic. We're moving on. Wish we didn't have to do that, but we did. So we will just move on to our next matchup where we have toilet truck versus the green Mandingo. Oh boy, we have toilet truck Danny projected 97 versus the green Mandingo Zacks 94. All right, you know what? I'm going to have Azuna kick this one off first and then I'll dive in. Azuna, what are your thoughts for this matchup? Who do you think will win and lose? - Great matchup here to very good potential fantasy managers, but you know, I'm just going to have to go Danny. I think Zach does this every year. He gets off to a very hot start. He starts talking his shit and starts, you know, sending raves out there and, you know, he just ends up falling in pieces. So I think this is the beginning of something horrible to present and I think Danny takes a dip. - No, Zuna, I'm glad you hinged that something that we will get into a little later on. I caught that. We will get into that later. But yes, this is like very, this is a great matchup, you know, but with Saquon Barkley being out on the bye week with Brandon and I, you for Sarah Zona. You know, I'm just really liking what I see out of JD Daniels. I think Waddle has himself an ice bounce back week and Joann Jennings, you know, his fiery start continues and I will go Danny and toilet truck. Danny, thoughts? - Appreciate it guys. Zach and I are both in a little bye week health year. I'd say Zach's in a little more trouble than myself, but he's already got some good substitutions in place. He's flopped in Sam Darnold here for Jalen Herds. He's still got that bye week Saquon Barkley sitting there. So don't let the projection fool you. He is going to start a running back. I don't think he'll just leave that one empty. So his projection will jump up there. For that reason, I'm going with Zach. - Great, fantastic. Dan, I do have to say, I don't think you've picked yourself yet for any of you. - It's called strategy. - It's called strategy, strategy. Of course, the strategy is it. So I guess we'll move on to our next matchup where we have Pull Me Back versus Dirty Mike in the Boys. We have Jacob Pull Me Back projected at 86 versus Nick and Dirty Mike in the Boys projected at 92. This is a very low projected matchup for both sides. I will say, Jacob's has made some moves. I think Tyree Kale gets a nice bounce back week versus a division rival in New England. I like Mike Evans versus Lana. Myself here, I will go with Jacob Pull Me Back. You know, I feel obligated to. I love the guy like a brother. Maybe a little more. It's my anniversary today, but yeah, I guess. That really just spilled out. We'll move on. Zuna, what do you think? Who's winning this matchup? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, real good stuff. Yeah, you're looking next team, you know, and just some players there. I just don't even know who the hell they are. Like Wix, now he's got John Wix starting a wide receiver. Taylor, I'm pretty sure his leg is broken and he's still starting out. And then, yeah, Tennessee defense projected zero. So I think Nick's on a path for failure and I'm not to go Pull Me Back. - Great, fantastic. Danny, thoughts. - Frank, you okay, buddy? - Just full of emotions today. - Yeah, it is an emotional day. I have the anniversary, by the way. - Did I make a mistake? Danny? - Yeah. - Yeah, that's two years. They really flew by, didn't they? - Oh, they really did. Really-- - It's fantastic. I'm going with Nick here. - Oh, great, that is fantastic. That's a great, great choice, Nick. Versus Jake, just pull me back. We'll move on to our next matchup where we have I'm autism. Your podcast host, the Nick Commissioners team. Versus no brains, all balls, Matt. Now, I will say Matt is in a commanding first place. He had a little bit of a hiccup during the draft but it looks like his team is really starting to pan out. He had a few autodrafts going on during that night. He wasn't very happy about it, but, you know, it's looked like he really made a, you know, chicken salad out of chicken shit. But I myself will go with I'm autism on this one. I just feel like Xavier worthy being the last receiver standing in Kansas City. Bowls well for myself. I like Stefan Diggs versus his former team in Buffalo and DJ Moore as the same versus Carolina. And if Anthony Richardson can get off his fat fucking ass, I like him in his matchup against Jacksonville. I am not truly sold on Baker Mayfield. Like Marvin Harrison has a tough matchup against San Francisco saying things with my, with my neighbors in Seattle. So yep, I'm gonna go with I'm autism myself on this matchup. - Is it enough? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You look at what Matt has been through this year. I mean, a lot adversity and he's still been able to pull his head of his ass and go three and one and is in first place. So that's where he commendable in itself, you know, but soon enough he loves gonna run out and Frank's love might start. Anthony Richardson, he is a very shitty quarterback and it's probably the worst I've ever seen. But, you know, I think Frank gets lucky this time and pulls out the dope. - Danny, who do you think? - I think you guys are delusional. Matt is unstoppable, Frank is a pathetic worm. It's Matt and it's not close. - I believe the term that is commonly used among regarding myself is squid. - Squid, squid, squid, yep. But, but worm, you know, worm squid. You know what, it feels right. It feels right. So it's, yeah, great, fantastic. So with that being said, we are going to move on to our week five game of the week. I know we dove a little bit into it already with Rippon and Flippon Shane versus 12 dudes one butt. I'm sure you go ahead and say, I think this is one that Shane takes. I mean, he's been aggressive. He's been trying to make moves. You know, I just think that David H. And no way, he does not have the bounce back game. I think Brock Bowers versus Denver is another tasty matchup. You know, I don't know why anybody in the world would start Zach Moss. It just blows my mind. This guy is not an RB one. My God, he shouldn't even, what the Bengals are doing just blows my mind. And Jordan Love, he is still running around on one leg out there. So yeah, I'm going Shane, Rippon and Flippon. I think he gets his first win this week. Danny, what are your thoughts? - You know, I would have gone with Shane here. I wanted to go with Shane here, but I think he just shot himself in the foot with this trade that he did. Getting rid of Jamal Chase was just a huge mistake. So I'm going to Zuna here. See on the pot again next week, Zuna. It'll be great to have you back. - You have been doing good. Much better than our previous host, which we do not say his name, but it ends with Mergberger. So Zuna, thoughts on this matchup. And he went quiet because he twiddled around and fucked with his headphones, like a real fucking amateur. You know what, maybe Mergberger should be brought back instead of this clown named Ozuna. I'm staring at him right now with his. Oh, there he is. - Hey guys, hey. - All right, thoughts. - Can you hear me? - Yeah, I can hear you now. He's just building up the anticipation. - Yeah. Well, anyways, like I was saying before my power went out, yeah, Shane, you know, he made a big move today. And I think it's going to pay off for him. You know, some say he stayed up 48 hours texting everyone, the group cap, constantly trying to get this done. And you know, I think it's going to pay off for him. And I think I'm going to own five, but I'm still here three times here. Great. - Can't take that from you. - Woo! - Yeah. - That woo that you just heard, means that we have our next segment. And it is a special one because it is actually a segment that our three time champion, the greatest of all time, Mr. Woo himself. Alex Ozuna came up with. Alex, what is the name of this great segment that you came up with? Please tell our listeners the name that you thought up. - Yeah, thanks, Greg. So, this next segment, of course, is sponsored by our Zoona Tortilla chips. They're great, even when they're still. - When you're feeling zesty. (growling) Biden, who knows you're in a chip? - Not familiar, but was it fair or was it great? So, some big trades went down and went down. - Really quick, Ojuna. Just in case the listeners did not hear that correctly, can you please say that name one more time for this segment? - Yes, of course. - Trade, the segment is called, was it fair or was it great? - Or was it great? Very nice, I like this. So, now, you being the one who came up with this segment, I will say I like the idea, I think it's fantastic. Why don't you kick us off with the first trade that you wanna go over, was it fair or was it great? Yeah, we're gonna start off with a good old cockroach versus pulling me back. So, I'm looking at the trade here, we got Romo Dunesay, Braylon Allen, you know, Mike Evans. Yeah, I'm gonna say it was rape. I'm gonna say it was full on rape. I think pulling me back just took advantage of cockroach and, you know, just kind of pulls his pants down and just rape them. Yeah, I'm gonna call him-- - So, struggle? - No, I think cockroach kind of knew what he was doing and, you know, was kind of willing and, nevertheless, asking for it a bit. Definitely, okay, break and call it rape. - Yeah, yeah, I will say this is a grape as well. I just think that, you know, Shally cockroach has got draped all over his face on this one, who's draping fantastic for Jacob. So, yeah, I think this is a very one-sided trade here. All right, I gotta give it to Jacob. Danny? - Can't say I disagree. Jacob took this one. Great. - All right, yes. We'll move on to another trade where we have Leekman Dick, Evan training, Ripon and Flippin' Shane. Now, in this trade, we saw Terry McCorran and Jamar Chase get exchanged for Deebo Samuel, James Conner, T Higgins. Now, this is one that I would just call a blockbuster of a trade. This was two guys just put on their big boy pants and get in a job done. But, you know, one of those guys did take their pants off and get bent over a barrel and get absolutely great. And I will have to say, Shane got great. This was not a consensual trade. This was one where, I don't know, what he was thinking. Maybe, you know, a little pill of some sorts helped us and him out in this one, but no. It's just not a winner of this. Evan, this is the rare win that I will give you on this episode. I think you took this one. Danny? - Yeah, I would have liked to see a third piece included over on the other side as well and make it a little bit more even. Just a little more balanced, but I think that the player, you know, coming away with Jamar Chase here, Evan, I think that that alone, you know, kind of tips it into his favor. I think it's fair, you know, I don't think it's great. I think it's fair, but I think Evan won it. - Oh, Zuna. - Yeah, you look at this trade on paper. You know, some big names there. We got Jamar Chase, Devo Samuel, James Connors. None have a good game here and there. But, you know, when it comes down to it, I think it's great. I think Evan got great pretty hard. I think he only got two players in return. And Shane got three, you know? And I think Shane just does the best and he great. - Wow, so you're taking Shane as the winner in this trade. - Yeah, I think so. I think at the end of the day, you know, if you look at my dick, it's gonna be missing James Connors and he's gonna regret that for the rest of his life. - Oh my Lord, well, we disagree there, but I do respect you as a peer at some degree. So that was our new segment. Brought to you by Zuna's tortilla chips. When you're feeling zesty, buy it into one. Now with all that being said, we are gonna move into our last segment where I know my co-host has been looking forward to this one all week. I know the committee I spoke in. So without further ado, we have Dannies. Just in time. Dannies, now the committee has spoken. Who is the chump of the week? - The committee has deliberated. The committee has convened. The votes have been read. And it was another close week. I am proud of the people for differentiating their votes a bit and not just all voting for the lowest score. - Fucking cowards. - So we do have three nominees this week. - Oh, wow. - And as is tradition with nominees, I will start from the bottom with our second runner up. With one vote, we have... - Drum roll. (growling) - Shame, shame, better look next time. No chump for you. And our first runner up with two votes. - Two votes. - Oh, hello. (growling) - We have Jacob. - Jacob at number two. Oh my gosh. - Wow. Wow. Jacob goes number two. Who? Number two. - Jacob number two in the chump vote. And with our four vote chump champion of the week. We have the one, the only, the cockroach. - Shallie, congratulations, shallie. The week for week four. - Hey, just stand. - You know what? It could have gone to a better subhuman than the shallie. Again, no one likes him. He lives under a rock. When the lights turn on, he scatters. He is just a filthy, dirty, sorry excuse of a person. And with all that being said, I would just like to take this time to thank my co-host, Danny, for his ongoing work and just being here and being a rock to me on this podcast. I would like to thank my wife for allowing me to come out here. Jacob, I hope you didn't hear that, but yeah, now just spit out again. But, and then of course to Ozuna, our guest host of the week. I want to thank you. - Thank you for the applause. - Yeah, you just gave this podcast a great balance pack week. I know we hit a little bit of a low patch last week. But, you know, just got to give it to you for being the heart and soul of this podcast this week. Any final thoughts? - You know, it was a pleasure being here, you know. You guys are all worthy opponents in my mind. I take great pleasure in being a three-time champ. And, you know, I hope to make y'all proud again, but until next time. - Down it. - Adiba! - Adiba! Now with all that being said, we are going to send out our former champion with one final woo chant. (crowd cheering) (crowd cheering) - That was for the greatest of all time, Alex Ozuna. Again, I want to thank the listeners for tuning in. We will be back next week with another episode of the Frank Fantasy Football Podcast. All right, guys. What do you think? - How are you, Frank? - All right. - Yeah. - I feel the podcast in the books. - I didn't. - I didn't. - I nailed it. - I think that was a pretty good one. - Not a good one. - I think it's, how do you feel, isn't it? - Good. I feel you went well. I think we hit some strong points. - I feel you went very well. I do have to say that I'm just no, Jordan is still listening at this point. This camera to walk off what's happening right now is the full song music is playing. - We're gonna talk about it in a little bit. - No, okay, buddy. - Jordan always stays for the full call and see what happens. He loves it. - It's all in this event. You can't resist it, yeah. - Yeah. - That's it. - Yeah. - I mean, hey, Frank, happy anniversary, man. Where'd you guys do the dinner? - Well, we went to this place called Red's Beast Grill and we missed. - That sounds so good. - You know, it's pretty good. I got the skirt steak. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, she got some russles and good, good, good, good. - Is she telephos or your inverter? You get a little free dessert or anything like that? - We did, um, we did, no, no, no, free dessert. Yeah. - That was real. - She's gonna cost them on the review. - Uh, uh, I yell. - Okay. - Excuse me. - I yell. I have a podcast. She does it the loser though. - Yeah. (indistinct chatter) - Well, guys, this was fun. I will make sure to get this all taken care of and once it's done uploading. - Oh, I'm recording. - I'll let you guys know once we're all finished on. Thanks. Thanks for joining me, guys. See you next week. 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