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Wes Craven's New Nightmare
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I'm not gonna introduce him every time. This is Zoom, Malibu Mike. Monster Mike for this month is with us. Mike, what's going on? - Oh, you know, just excited to kick off spooky season with some of my best buds here talking about some horror movies. - Goddamn right. - The greatest podcast in the world. (laughing) - I mean, we did just get some feedback that we, our Joe Darowski episode was basically a free college introduction course or whatever. - To film school, yeah, film school. - Film school. - We gave it a lesson in film. - That's right. - According to Abra, and she's the authority. - She is the authority. - She says it, it's true. - That's right. I mean, she listened. - It doesn't surprise me that Abra would like this movie from what I've heard of her. - Yeah, yeah, but us too. (laughing) - She's a legend in this house. - But if you didn't listen to that episode, well, first of all, what the fuck's wrong with you? And go fuck yourself. - Also, you can hit pause. - Yeah. - It's always long. - Yeah, you can, there's not a time limit. It's up for your eternity. - That's right. - So you can listen to a little, but I know it's blowing your mind. - Yeah. - So you're like every 15 minutes, you have to stop taking a breather. - Yeah. - Go walk around the block, come back, get some more Joe Darowski. - And if you need a copy, internet archives got you covered. If you want one with subtitles actually in it, let Marie know and we can figure out a way to get you a copy of the movie. - If you or a friend, you know, works in an office setting and has to do data entry, this episode is great for doing data entry and not wanting to kill yourself. - Thank you. - So that-- - We put that on our DVD box. - Exactly. - Marie's been really into releasing cassette tapes. So how many cassette tapes did we have to put the Joe Darowski episode on? - Five. - Five cassette. - Yeah. - Well you don't want to do what can-- I'll fit an hour on the side 'cause you want that quality. - Yeah, you do. - Right. So we had to get the clamshell box. You know, my dad used to write cassette books on tape all the time. All those Florida trips, Dave Barry. I've listened to so many Dave Barry books because of my dad. - I have a fuzzy memory of being at a garage sale somewhere and buying what I thought was a VHS in the clamshell of Disney's Sleepy Hollow. - Yeah. - And turns out it was the book on tape or-- - Without the book. - It might not have been Sleepy Hollow, but it was something where I'm like, "Oh, this is the cartoon of this thing." And now it was just an audio rendition. I was not happy. - Well, you thought you'd use your imagination. - You threw it in my Teddy Rock spin once. - There we go. All right, guys. We got shit we need to get to. First off, I want to let people know there's been a lot of people setting the whispers in. They heard about the P2D freakoffs, and they know we have a resident freak on hand. Arabella was nowhere to be seen. - Our freak is on a leash. - Our freak is-- Well, I mean, she knows her all mine, but she knew better than to be involved with the fucking freakoff with P2D. So, Arabella was not in the mix there. - I thought you were talking about our other freaks that you're getting to. - We thought we were talking about G-Haggy. - Oh, what? Me? - Yeah. - No, no, no, no. I would be nowhere near a P2D freakoff. When he-- - You know he likes people. - Oh, oh, my freakoffs. Well, they're very consensual, my freakoffs. Consent papers everywhere. There's lots of hand-shaking. - Yeah, that's why I have never-- - You have to sign consent-- - No, no, no, no. - 'Cause you pressure people to sign consent? - No. - That's why I've never attended one of your freakoffs, because the mountain of paperwork, just to make sure that everyone's okay with everything, is just too much for me. - You gotta cover your ass, Pete. You're so happy. - Well, unless you don't want to cover your ass. - Yeah, if you don't want to cover your ass, sign it. - But yeah, no. I don't know. I've watched enough eyes wide shut types. - First of all, all we need is one barrel of a packed jelly. We don't need 1,000 barrels of baby oil. Pet jelly will get you through an entire day. - Goddamn right over there. - Little dab will do ya. - So, I just want to let people know that's all safe. There was a certain event. Murray and I attended last week, and we gotta talk about that 'cause this was before our weather took a nice 70 degree crisp turn. We had like an 85 degree day. - Yeah. - That building was sweating. - It was. It was a rare sellout for, ironically, the bar is called Smalls 'cause guess what? It's not ironic, it's small. I'm getting too old for Smalls, man. That hard-ass concrete floor. - It's a tough one. It's a good thing there's the break room you can go over to. - It's basically a garage, like an industrial garage. - Yeah. That's good way to put it. - So, let's go back a little. So, Griff says, "Hey, the band castle we're at, we're kind of into it." You know, it's a new band. We're trying, we're always trying to get older. It's harder to get into new things. - It is. - You can confirm. - So, we're like, "Hey, this popped up. Ironically, it popped up on both coincidentally." I should say, popped up both of our YouTube feeds, like the same week. - Yeah. - So, we were both like, "Oh, yeah, I heard that. It sounded pretty cool." - I listened to it. I go, " Murray, this kind of got your sound to it." - Yeah. - So, I said, "What?" So, he found out they're playing. They were opening for a band called Green Long, which is another, like, a cult-like metal band. - Yeah, yeah. - And so, we're like, "Hey!" - That guy did that one thousand too many times. - The Kevin Owens guy, or the other? - Oh, the other guy. - Oh, the other guy. He had some stage moves. - Constantly clapping on the mic, and then, like, - Calling to the powers of the Green Long. - Man, I did not like him. - So, we're like, they're opening, too. This is a brand new band. Their album just came out like three months ago. - Yeah, Castle Wright, that is. - Yeah, and so, we're like, you know, we're in on everything. We don't know Green Long is, they don't exist. - Exactly. - So, we're like, "Let's roll up. Buy our tickets, like, gentlemen. Buy past Ticketmaster. Fuck you, Ticketmaster." - Exactly. - And we will just get in for cheaper. So, I show up, you know-- - Yes, you're still driving on a weekday. - On a weekday. The fact that I have to drive on a non-recording day is hell enough. - Yeah. - So, I get there, and Chris is like, "Yeah, I just checked Ticketmaster or whatever." It's sold out. - Yeah. - And I'm like, "What?" - I checked twice earlier in the day. Murray's in going pee after his fucking, you know, terrible trip out here 'cause you have to drive in, like, at rush hour, essentially. - Well, it's not as bad as we're going south. - Okay. - You're going south. - And so, you're just going in. I was like, "I'm just gonna check a third time here." Look, says it's sold out. I was like, "Oh, boy." - Yeah. - So, we're just meandering for a little bit, and I was like, "You know what? I'm just gonna check again." - Because, like, you gotta understand, especially me, but GRIF too, how much we despise Ticketmaster and giving them our money. I do anything I can to bypass. - Exactly. It's like we could easily afford it, but it's just the fucking principle. - When I was still regularly going to show, there was one where I went to get the tickets, and it was like $15 or $20 tickets, and the service fees were like $13. So, almost as much as the ticket, I didn't buy the ticket. - Right. - It was only $30 total, you know, but I'm not gonna pay. Why am I paying almost 100 percent? - Yeah, and let's be out of the fees. The kind of music we're into is not mainstream. We're not listening to Tete, all right? So, it's like nobody's going to these shows. Surprisingly, this one, they did. But, so, we're like, "Why are you raping us with these fucking fees?" - Right. - So, you checked one line? I was about to leave. I was like, "I'm fucking out." - Yeah, we managed for a little bit, 20 minutes. I was like, "Let me check it one last time." They're posted again. Only now, instead of 25 with like a $10 service fee, they're 30 with a $10 service fee. - Right. - So, are like just trying to avoid that. Ticketmaster double fucked us. - Right. And I'm like, "I'm already out here. Let's just fucking go. Let's do this." So, I pelled my nose, paid the fees. - Yep. - We go there. We have, what's been happening? We have had microwave timing with shows lately. - We have. - We show up exactly at the right moment. - Oh, yeah. - We did it again. - Yep. - We got there. They just hit the stage like five minutes after we got in. - Who was the last band we saw? - Mastodon. - Mastodon. - We almost missed that. - Because we thought they were headlining. - Yeah. But, yeah, we've had microwave time. - Right. - It's asked to nuts in there. Everybody crammed in there. Most women I've ever seen at a metal show all the way. - Yeah. - And it's 'cause Casarat, the Rat Queen. - Yeah, it's got to be. - Yeah, exactly. It's a female empowerment show. - Exactly. Fucking great representation there. - Especially, yeah. - But we're sliding in there because we're trying to get, you know, stage front. They put out a whole fucking show like I think we briefly mentioned last week. - Yeah. - You're like a D&D nerd. This is like your thing. You got to see these guys. - No winking out of this band either. - No, no, no. That's what we got. Yeah, I was going to get to that. - Yeah. - So, we get there. And I guess there's a lot of, I guess you used to call their larpers. There were some larpers there. Because like I said, their vibe is D&D. The lead singer, the Rat Queen, looks like Red Sonja. She got with the fucking chain mail, fucking bikini on. - Yep. - And a sword and all this shit. - They've got their lead guitarist as a vampire. - Yeah, their whole gimmick is kind of like kiss. Were they all the members have their own identity? - Yeah. - So the guitarist, yes, is a vampire. - Basis was like a plague guy. - Plague doctor, yeah. - Plague doctor, yeah. - Thank you. - The beak mask. - We're at the whole time. With the leather jacket. - Yeah. - In smalls. - In smalls. And I'm not kidding. - That guy lost 20 pounds of water right that day. - The ceiling, because of how humid and they were trying to cool it down. There's so many fucking people in there. It was dripping all over the place. - And then the drummer was a druid. He had like a headband with antlers and shit on it. - And then they had the rat play guests or something? - She's the rat, ratstress or something. It's like a Grim Reaper with a rat head. Like she's a big rat head. - Yeah. - And it's like a sexy body and a rat head. - We know this because after a while she took the robe off and she was wearing some like S&M shit. - Yeah. - It was a wild show. - So like I think that I really paid attention to the album. I didn't delve deep into it. But I believe it's a concept of the album. - Yeah. - It's a story. - Into the realm. - Yeah. Well she made a sale. I didn't say it. - I didn't say it. - But I'm too cool for that shit. - We're too cool for that shit. - But the guy who was not too cool for that shit. It was of course something about, I don't know what just me. I don't know about us. Weirdo magnet. - Yeah. - Wherever the weirdest guy in the room has to be near us. - Yeah. Bad noo. You're not the good weird. - And I don't know about this guy. Because okay, he had, would you say he was wearing pajama bottoms with a kilt? - Dude, he was wearing like a kilt or some kind of, some kind of flowing short. - I'm sure it was a kilt because it fits in with a D&D. - It would fit in way better. - Yeah. - But he was, he was worried about the gams. - Yeah. - And so he decided to wear pajama pants underneath that. - The whole point of the kilt, the reason why I wear my kilt is so I don't have to wear fucking pants. - Exactly. - I'm in the winter cool in the summer. - Boom. - It's a magical piece of clothing. - There we go. - This guy almost got killed by Mike. - Yeah. - Okay. And then we go up, he's, it looked like he's skinned a muppet. And then like, I don't know what is a coat, is it a wrap, is it a mink stole? It's like, where it's not like a fur coat, it's like you wrap it around you. - Yeah. - A shawl? - Kind of like that. - Kind of shawl. - Yeah, but it was like, I think it's called a wrap when it's like a fur thing. - Yeah. - Yeah. So it wasn't like, it wasn't a jet. It was something he just wrapped around him and a COVID mask, which whatever. I don't know. - No, no. - I can't stand people get out, been out of shape, but it's like, hey, maybe this person wearing the mask has COVID and he doesn't want to give it to you. - Right. - Or just a fucking cold. I would love masks to be normalized because if some, we will live in, I'm sorry for this tangent. - No, go for it. - Send you no grievances and that's where you live. We live in a country where people are afraid to take sick days at work. Or they might not even have a ton of sick days at work. So they show up sick and then get everyone else sick. Like if, just put on a mask, if you're going to sit at your desk and expose me to your damn germs. I'm a germaphobe, right? Even before, you know, the big sea, but like, like, dude, just be considerate of the people around you. - Well, he was halfway considerate of us. We did not get COVID as far as we know from this guy. - Yeah. - But like you said, it was butts to nuts. It was like we were packed in there like sardines in a can. And by the way, even though we're opening, everybody was there for cats. - Yes. - Because it didn't clear out, but Greenland came along. There was definitely less of a current. - It's always weird to me. I was still kind of bad for the headliner. - When that happens. - Well, you get a hot babe, but like just like in chain mail, then you don't fucking get this, Jake. He had fucking Kevin Owens with a fucking mullet, fucking beautiful voice. - Beautiful voice. - Oh, it's an angel. He was doing all the highs. - Yeah. It's a chubby dude doing highs. It was a great kind of juxtaposition. But so they come out, I mean, I like that, I want to say about Castle Road. I'm sure you're listening. I know that we had a moment being in that check. So I know she's listening at least. By the way, when you're hearing me talk about big 80s hair, Rack, you got us did it right. Rack Queen, I'm sorry. - Rack Queen. - She has some fine ass fucking trash. - 80s hair, yeah. - We do have to talk about the movie too, so just keep that. - These are going to be long. You know that. We have a guest. They're going to be long. If you got through Deltopo, you can get through this. - Deltopo. - Deltopo, my favorite taco place. She's giving off a fucking Cassandra Peterson vibe to me. Like, yeah. She's never both redheads, right? And so, yeah. And she was actually pretty tall for her. I thought she was going to be small for some reason, but she was like playing in shorter than me. But so to doing their thing, and like you said, Griff, I respected it because never winked at us. She took it. What she was doing completely seriously. - Good. - Yup. - I mean, they're doing some nerdy ass fucking D&D shit. - Barping, like you said. - It's fine to have a gimmick as long as you believe in the gimmick, right? Like when I feel like you're trying, you're embarrassed about it, that's when you lose me. But if you're like, no, I like D&D. - Or it's not even like you're embarrassed. You're just scared that people are going to make fun of you for it. - Yeah. - You gotta go, oh, I'm in on the joke. - Exactly. This is what disturbs me about my age and people writing for my age is that they always think like, you can't be into the thing. You have to do the ironic. I'm in on it. That's why I think AEW is fucking trash is because all the people are like, we're in on it. - Yeah. - We know what we're doing. It's funny. So as far as like the gimmicks, the look, 10 out of 10, you guys are doing great there. Song-wise, not bad songs, but kind of samey. You gotta get more dynamics to your singing and your music. - Oh, yeah. - So that's my music tip for you. - Pick up to quote the great Led Zeppelin. Not Led Zeppelin, ZZ Top, ZZ Top. They got legs. They got legs. - Yeah. And they knew how to use them. - They knew how to use them. They had a fucking sword fight. Rat Queen actually gets defeated, but she's brought back to life, spitting up blood like Gene Simmons. - Right. - This is a tiny shit hole club, people. We're getting a whole production. - Production. With the tiniest stage possible. - This is what's going to bring, this is the reason why kids don't listen to rock because rock got so fucking boring and so visually dull. Thank you Kurt Cobain. Sorry, sorry to tell you Kurt, if you're listening to us up there or down there. All you did, you were the guide for the butt rock. That's all Nirvana's legacy is. Butt rock. Okay. That's all they inspired. Am I wrong? - I mean, I'm not qualified to say that. I'm not an Nirvana fan. So I'm not. - And I'm not calling Nirvana butt rock. I'm just saying what they inspired was butt rock. - Yeah. - Like, I can't even name the riff rock bands, like on the riff. - Oh yeah. - They're kind of like, well, it used to be Motley Crue, Poison, Fawn, let's party, let's fuck. And now every song is like, I'm crying about some, I'm sad shit and everybody's doing the same like. - Yeah. - Kind of voice. - Yarling. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I listen to tina terms today. - He took the fun, cause they didn't even say it, like Grunge killed glam, it didn't. It was on its way out anyway. - Yeah. - He killed Nail in the coffin, and it cooked the fun out of rock, and kids want a fucking rock. - Yeah. - So that's when they shifted to rap, cause rap's still about partying and fucking. - Yeah, that's true. And also EDM, which by the way, YouTube just decided that's my thing now. So for a day, all I was getting live DJ sets and shit like that, I was like, this is better than when you were sending me a bunch of, what was it, lawn maintenance shit? Like I don't get a fuck about my lawn. I don't even have a lawn mower. Like what are you doing YouTube? It's all over the place. - So, if Calsorex come into your town, check them out. I think our audience would have fun there. - Speaking of Grunge though, Murray, we're going to the 90s with this fucking movie. - Yeah. - I was surprised by, I was surprised this was your pick. I thought for sure you can go dream warrior. - Is that cause it was too predictable? - No, I originally, because I had forgotten that you had already done Nightmare 2. That was gonna be my original pick. - Oh yeah. Right, Booby. - And then I remember, because I have a theme for my picks. - Oh! - So this one doesn't fit it because I was like, oh shit, I can't do Nightmare 2. And so I scrambled and I was like, well, we'll just do this. - All right. Well, why did you pick it? That's the only way you picked it, is there a reason? - No, because this is one where I think a lot of people jumped off the train before it came out. - Yeah. - I mean, especially. - Yeah. - I was banking on the fact that at least one of you had never seen it before. - Oh yeah. - Because I wanted to give you something new. And it turns out neither of you had seen it before. So it was a grand slam, as they say, in College Hockey. - I was shocked, a great sports reference, to find out that Wes Craven basically didn't really do a whole lot. Like I thought he had so many more movies. I thought his name was just-- - And the Nightmare franchise? - Like, when I looked up his IDB for, I don't know if it was writing or directing, it was like this scream, and then for the last like 15 years, it's just credits to various nightmare shit. - No, he's done a lot of movies. He's directed a lot of movies. - A Les House on the Left, Swamp Thing. - Right, but that was-- - Served in the rainbow. - That's true. - Yeah, around this time he has like-- - He's not prolific. I will give-- - Thank you. - I know. - Yeah, Wes Craven, he's known as the horror master, the horror mister, if you will. Didn't he get pigeonholed that way? - He did, and he tried doing some stuff that wasn't horror, but even then, like, some of his horror is pretty bad. Like, I wouldn't-- - People under the stairs? That was the first date I had in high school. - People under the stairs is funny. - I saw people-- - I don't remember. - I don't remember. - I like that one. - I guess bad memories, but I haven't seen it since. - I love his Swamp Thing, too. I mean-- - Swamp Thing School. - Swamp Thing School. - I mean, come on. One of the first-- - The game goes to the world David has, for Christ's sake. - And Ray's creep in all movies, though, I don't know. - And that little black boy, he was great. Adrian Barbeau was amazing in that way. - Ray fucking wise? Hello? - Go listen to that. We did Swamp Thing. - That's right. - And it was fantastic. - But no nightmare. Okay. Very '90s. - Very nice. - You know how I feel about the '90s. One, almost two hours. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I almost murdered you, Graf. I met Graf. I almost murdered him all the time. - This is very natural for you to say. I almost murdered you, Graf. - I was like the same. - I get texts in the middle of that night from Ray. I almost murdered you. - Because we fell into that '90s thing and we got to have it two hours for some reason. I was like, oh man, all month, it's just going to be tits and creative kills, 90 minutes. I can sleep walk through this. No, you make me work, Mike. I'm like, fuck! I don't know if it's the longest nightmare movie they've ever made. - It probably is. - It's my, welcome to my nightmare. - But. - But. - I got a question for you. - You're not the role here. - I got a question for you. - When did Fred, 'cause Freddie returns to being sinister and scary. What was the changeover? 'Cause he started out scary. - He started out scary. - He got silly. What was the movie? - Three. - Dream Warriors is when he starts getting silly. - I agree with you. - He starts cracking jokes. He starts getting the one-liners. - Welcome to prime time, bitch. - And all that stuff. And that's when I basically jump off the Freddie train. - Yeah, good. - Because one and two, he's sinister, he's scary, he's creepy, love it. Three's fine. I enjoy three enough. It's not in my top three nightmare movies, but it's probably number four. And then four, five, and six are basically insufferable, where he just, it's just one-liners. And it's painful to watch because he's just a fucking joke, like, at one point, he's on the beach and he puts on sunglasses and like smiles at someone who's about to kill and shit. It's fucking terrible, dude. - Yeah. - Was, is Freddie the first, 'cause there was a time where you identified with the victim. You wanted the victim to survive. And was Freddie the first villain that you wanted root for, is that, there's that transition. We're now. People are not rooting for the victims, the girl, they're rooting for, like, you rooted for Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween, right? You're not fucking Michael Myers side. Was that, like, the start of that whole movement? In your opinion. - Um, no, 'cause I would say, I would say that might have been Friday six, Jason Lives, which came out a year before Dream Warriors. - Okay. - 'Cause I would say that's when it switched over and then in, in Friday six, which you recently watched, Griff, um, that's when it gets very winky at the camera and it gets goofy and then you're just like, "Yeah, I can't wait to see Jason kill these people." - Yep. - So I would say, I'd say that one probably predates it. - Okay. - Yeah, Jason's six, I, right off the bat, I text Mike and I was just like, they had Jason do the James Bond turn towards the camera thing. - I was like, "What the fuck am I about to watch?" And he was like, "Very different, Jason." - Yeah, I mean, you gotta remember people. Freddy Krueger's a child molester, so you're rooting for a child molester. - It's actually not canon in the original movies. Wes wanted him to be and he kind of alluded to it, but I just recently did a nightmare series of rewatch and they never explicitly say that. - He is 100% a child molester in the remake, which makes it, I mean, that, amongst other things, makes it just a grimy watch and not fun and I will never watch it again. I just did it again for the sake of a series rewatch, but fuck, the remake is terrible. - Oh, was Jackie O'Haley at least good as Freddy? - He wasn't bad, but he does this weird, like, mumblecore thing where... - Oh, where he's just kind of talking like this and sounds like he can't open his jaw all the way. And it's... - I mean... - I never saw it. I mean, I've seen pictures. I do like the fact... - It's not worth seeing. - He looks the most like a real burn victim. - He does. - Yeah. - That's a good thing. That was the one thing. One of the things that got a knock for me on this movie was Jason, Art Jason, off Freddy's Mask. I didn't like Freddy's Mask or his glove. You would have liked it if you would have seen just how lazy they got with the mask in 4, 5, and 6. - Oh, God. That's fair. - So they changed their remover? - Basically. - Okay. - Yeah, 'cause they had to recreate it 'cause it was basically just like silicone appliances. - Yeah. - It wasn't like a full mask that he put on. And so that would be destroyed basically by the time they got done filming the movie. - Right. - And they would come back a year later and have to kind of recreate it. And they just, budget's got smaller, shortcuts were taken. - Now, I remember there was a TV show too. - Freddy's Nightmare. - Was he in every episode or was he just like the, like the Crip Keeper? - I think he was. The first episode is the origin of Freddy, I believe. I have never seen it. I have it. I haven't got her under watching it yet, but I think he just kind of Crip Keeper is it? - Okay. - How many seasons was that? - Yeah. - Two. - Two. - Wow. - Okay. - They're right at the tail end of, around movies four and five. - I'd imagine that was trying to be a more anthology spookiest at that. - It was. - Yeah. - So that seems like it's like a good-- - It was like the Freya 13th show that had nothing to do with Jason. - No, but the Friday the 13th show is actually somewhat fun. Some of the episodes are, a lot of the episodes are clunkers, but there are some fun ones. It's a cool concept. It's this like, occult antique shop. They keep all these cursed items and the dude that owned it before he died sold off a bunch of the cursed items. So they're out there just wreaking havoc in the world. So they're trying to retrieve them. - Oh. - So every episode something different, but they do have just kind of a-- - Like a connecting tissue. - Yeah. - That's kind of cool. - That was no connection to Jason. - They wanted to do his mask, but they were shot down. But one of the main characters ends up playing a main character and Jason goes to hell later on. - Interesting. - Now, I know you've got, you know, Mike's notes with you here. - I do. - Is there anything in that you feel is top half working? - Anything about the making of it that we need to let people know about? - Yeah, just to feel little tidbits here. So Friday's Dead, the final nightmare, the sixth installment came out September 13th, 1991, new nightmare came out October 14th, 1994, which at that point was the longest gap in between nightmare movies because they had originally intended Friday's dead. Because at this point, box office returns were diminishing. Critical reviews were not good. People were enjoying them less and less. - Question. Was Wes involved with all the movies at the point? - No, just one. - Just one. - Like executive producer credits or something on most of them. But he pretty much washed his hands of the franchise. He thought the movies, the sequels were terrible and dumb. And he actually had a falling out with Bob Shea of New Line Cinema, New Line, the house that Freddy built is what they call it because the first nightmare on Elm Street essentially made them kind of a powerhouse and film production. - Who is in this movie? - He is. And it was Bob that called Wes and was like, "Hey, we fucked up. We shouldn't have killed him." Sequels were bad. Will you come back and do another one? And Wes agreed to do it because Bob ended up giving him retroactive royalties and stuff that he technically probably should have been owed on the sequels. - Yes. - Like merchandising and stuff. So Wes was like, "All right, you made good on the money you kind of fucked me on." - Yeah. I got another Freddy at me. - Yeah, we can do this. And the story was loosely based on real life because Heather Langenkamp, who played Nancy, did have a real-life stalker and she actually had to move to London for a few months to get away from it until they got things sorted out. - Okay. - And so he got permission to make that part of the plot of New Nightmare. - Interesting. - And that is basically it on the top half other than the fact that this is Robert England's favorite nightmare movie. - Interesting. Is it because he got to be Robert England? - He's barely in it. That's why. - I thought he was great though. - I did too. - I'm going to win it. Like him hamming it up for the crowd, like I was worried. I'll say this and then I'm ready for trailer talent if you are. If this movie being as meta as it was, I was like, "Oh boy, I don't know. I don't know about this one. Hour fifth too. I'm doing no. I don't know if I'm going to enjoy it." I enjoyed the fuck out of it. So yeah, I just want to say for a meta movie, I was very happy with it. - Yeah, it's a top three nightmare movie for me. - Yeah. Yeah. That's it. That's all I got. - All right. Well, let's get into this trailer. You got to be loving this week, aside from going out on the trailer here, Mike picked the music. Mike picked the movie. You're just... Yeah. You look relaxed right now. I've never seen your eyes so light, just glowing sparkly. It's beautiful. - Yeah, I know. - I don't even have the lights on. We're just illuminated by it. - I know. I know. It feels like... - Have you been getting the spice? - Oh, the spice melon? - Yeah. - It's my eyes are extra blue, dude. - Oh my God. - It's amazing. - It opens your mind. It opens your mind to the dreamscape that we're going to about to enter for this trailer for Nightmare on Elm Street 7. Yeah, I said it. Start numbering your shit people. I don't have the memory I used to have. I can't keep you in order. Nightmare on Street 7, a new nightmare. Coming from New Line Home Video, the $20 million box office smash from Wes Craven, creator of a Nightmare on Elm Street, comes a new dimension in terror. Wes Craven's new nightmare. The best horror film in years. The most twisted scare fest in ages. Four stars, The New York Post. Wes Craven takes it to a new dimension raised The New York Times. New Nightmare reunites the stars from the original, including Heather Langenkamp, John Saxon, Nick Corey, and Robert Englund Ever played, get in the pack. Wes Craven's new nightmare. This time, staying awake won't save you. - All right, people, we're opening up. You love that trailer. You love anticipating our voices reaching your eardrums again. - From a nightmare to a dream. - From a nightmare to a dream. And we've got Freddy's new Terminator glove being prepared? - Is this a bio, what is it called, bio-mechanical? - Biomechanical. - Is this what happened to Freddy as he started losing limbs and he's like, "I'm going to take this Elon guy's word and start building up a robot." - He's got a Tesla hand. - He's got a Tesla hand. - Yeah, I didn't like it. - I liked the old-fashioned glove. - He's using Nintendo power glove. - He was using Nintendo power glove, you know. - He brought it back. - Yeah, I liked the old-fashioned glove. I did think that this one looked cool enough, but the glove was way scarier, way, I don't know, more believable, obviously. - Yeah, I mean, it works with how they're trying to pitch this movie and all that. - It was very '90s. - Yeah, and you got to do something, but also it did just feel turbinator. I mean, Terminator 2 was '97 or something, right? - No, Terminator 2 was like '92. - How do I get this so fucking wrong all the time when will I get something wrong? - By the way. - We'll have that pale son of a bitch, Joe Coleman, in fact, check us on that Terminator 2 release date. - I'm glad you brought up Joe Coleman, because we did an episode in Terminator 2 with Joe Coleman. Look for it. - Jesus Christ. - I like Joe, but compared to me, he looks like a marshmallow, an untoasted marshmallow. - Well, okay, okay, okay. - It's like competition. - It's not, but, you know, us body guys, we, uh, it's not the only reason Mike wears the kilt just for that nice summer cool breeze up his skirt. I mean, kilt, he also just got the gams like, man. - I do not skip like that. - He does not skip like that. - I skip upper body. - I wish I could say that about Joe, but his cats are pretty weak. - I mean, he's always trying to tell us. Some people are just born with good calves, some people aren't. - Oh, see, that's what he's trying to say. He's saying Mike's genetically built that way, like Mike didn't put in the work. - Yeah. - I see, Mike, he's putting his protein powder as we speak. - Yeah. - He's eating a chicken, whereas a plain chicken, but that ain't even seasoned, because that might give us, like pepper might give us some calories. - Pepper's has one calorie per one pound of pepper. So yeah, you're right. You gotta be careful with that shit. All right, guys, we got the- - So we're like, oh my God, we're right into the fucking lair of Freddy Krueger. He's milled in his new bio-mechanical glove with bones. - That's right, 'cause we've got the close-up of him, like, creating the glove for himself fucking Evil Dead 2 style or some shit, and you can see the sweater. He's got the sweater on and all that, and you've got the furnace in the back on everything. Kind of wrapped around to the end here. I like how they did that. It was very cool. - You can, the meta stuff sometimes is obnoxious, but this movie really did a good job with that. - All right, cut! We're on a movie set, people. This isn't- this is where it gets meta. We're at the latest edition of Freddy Krueger. That's what I understand. Oh, now I do understand, 'cause there's a lot of dreams in this movie. Nancy wakes up from a dream 20 fucking times in this movie. - She sure does. Heather wakes up from a dream. - Heather. - Yeah, by the way, she's got some gray hair too. - Oh, yeah, she did. - But I- - Would you like the gray streak? - No, I don't know. - That's a call back to the first movie. - I knew it was, but I was just curious, 'cause I mean, we've grown up- well, Murray grew up with, like, what's her name? Wolverine's a lot. - Rogue. - Rogue. - We're eating fucking Rogue. - It's gambit. - Yeah. - Oh, my bad. - You're thinking Jean Grey. - Jean Grey. - Wolverine. - Yeah. - I thought maybe- - Somewhere Pigeon is like punching holes on the wall. - Right. And Pigeon has her sexual experience to the fucking Rogue cartoon, so. - I have fucked up Terminator 2. I have fucked up, like- - You know what he's surprised, Groove. - I am the Tanzanian devil of details. I just fucking throw him in a blender and maybe they'll come out close. - So we see Wes Craven has returned from the newest installment. The great, great guys, you know, take five as it's- - He is perfect for just lingering around in the background. - Yeah. When he acts, I see why he's a director. - I was waiting for him to utter a- - Because he spoke so softly. Why was he like whispering in every scene? - I don't know. I don't know if that's- I think that's how he is in real life because I started to watch the movie with the director commentary and he kind of was the same way and then after about ten minutes, it's like- I don't know if I'm going to get any super useful information out of this. We see Heather, she is not in this movie. She's there to support her husband, Chase, who is the FX guy. - In this scene, she is in the movie. She's in pajamas and everything. She had the gray lock right here. - Okay. - Yeah. - I don't remember. - Because she's a man- - She's returned, everybody is returned. Johnny Depp has come back. - That's right. He's looking great. He had his band banner in the background because he said the only reason I'm doing this is to promote my band. - Johnny Depp was almost in this. - Oh, I see. - Mm-hmm. - Wanna elaborate? - Oh, there's a scene later on where he was supposed to have a cameo, but Wes Craven was too scared to ask him because at this point, Johnny Depp was Johnny fucking Depp. - Oh. - So he just never asked him and then they later ran into each other and Wes was like, "Oh, it was actually going to ask you to be a new nightmare." He was like, "I would have done it!" - Yeah. - Just- - He should have asked me. - He'll work. - So he gets mad at even more because in real life Heather was married to a special effects guy. - Interesting. Okay. - So, but he did not play himself. This is an actor playing her husband, Chase. - Yeah. Chase. And so he's walking off the set. He's working the remote control for the new Freddy robot hand. So they- - Hey, man, his buddy's Terry and Chuck. - Terry and Chuck. They had back, you know, he's going to play around with his son Dylan. He's like, "I gotta show you something cool. You ever have Chinese food?" And then he gives him a giant prop-sized Asian carton, you know, they get with the takeout and a monster pops out of it. - Oh, I thought Freddy's, like, Cam's going to do like chopsticks and pick it up. - No, but the kid looks like Dylan looked like he was literally about to die. The look on his face was just like scared to death over this little snake hand puppet. - Just a snake hand puppet. - I thought he did good in some scenes, but this scene I was just like, "Okay, man." - Yeah. - I was getting blippy vibes off this kid throughout the movie. He bottled a lot, his proportions were off. - Oh, yeah. - He threw me off. I was like, "But I've seen that kid from something. It's the crazy little killer kid from Pet Sematary." - There we go. - A few years earlier. - Right. - Yep. - If you want the full definition of blippy, you'll have to go listen to last week's episode. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You're just scared of getting to another level of enlightenment. - Enlightenment, yeah. So they're just like hanging out and then Chuck and Terry are like, "I'm going to make some adjustments on this club." - Well, the blood, it kept flowing into the circuit trees. I just throw some styrofoam over at dog like, "Come on. What are we doing? We're geniuses over here." So they start to go tinker with it, but then the claw starts fighting back. - Right. - What the fuck does this mean? - Freddy's alive through the spirit of animatronics, AI. Did the AI, the fucking intelligence of Freddy's? - This is why I'm against AI. This is the very reason. - Yeah. - You never know a Freddy glove might come for life. - Exactly. - I'm just waiting for the day that all the Teslas get rebooted into Freddy AI. And they just start murdering the, you know, the part, you know- - I have a need for speed, bitch. (laughing) - You've got to hit every quip with bitch, and then you've got a Freddy line. - Yeah. - Well, what's it that's a joke in everyone's favorite genius show, Rick and Morty? That's scary, Terry, bitch. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - They had some fun with that. - Yeah, that was good for a while. - It was good for- - And then the audience were willing to- - Yeah. - So, all right, the fucking hand is a mind of its own, and it starts stab, it stabs like chucker Terry in the throat, it's just slicing people up, everything's chaos. Dylan! You hear this a lot in the movie. Dylan! Dylan! Dylan! We've seen that he's on a bed, somebody walks by in front of the camera and he's disappeared. We're like, "Holy shit, Freddy's back, baby." Or is he? Because Heather wakes up from a new nightmare. - Oh. - Oh. - And all hell's breaking loose because the earth is shaking, my mind was aching, or my body was aching. You know the song. - Yeah. - I do. - No! Not long! - Sorry. - We're in LA. They get it high with earthquakes. Apparently this earthquake predated the big one in '94 by like two months or some shit. - Oh, yeah. - So, life is imitating ours. - Yeah, the crew of new nightmare, because they were almost done shooting the movie when the big earthquake happened, and the crew of new nightmare was like, "What did you do, Wes? What did you do?" - Wow. And it's... Oh, my God. - Yeah, they went around in the shot B-roll of the actual destruction to put into the movie. - That makes sense. Okay. I was wondering why they just kept showing rant. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. - So, they're like, "Getting in the door, Wes, what did you do when an earthquake happened?" - Right. Well, they go to check on Dylan 'cause... - Dylan! Dylan! - They sleep all the way on the far end of the house in the soundproof room because they're done. - They're trying to fuck you. - They're trying to fuck. You know? - They're trying to give Dylan a little brother. - Yeah. - They're doing it for the right reasons. - See, this is why in California, earthquakes, you don't get the mirror installed on the ceiling 'cause it's gonna fall on you. And that's what happens here. It falls and cuts up Chase's hand. - Exactly where the Freddy Club cut him. - Mm-hmm. - Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh. By the way, fucking hated the soundtrack to this movie. It was so fucking irritating. It wasn't a full moon level. It was a real orchestra. But it was so inappropriate for horror. Like why aren't they playing scary music? They're playing like action-adventure, like Ray's Lost Ark music. - I really like the original Nightmare soundtrack and they take a lot of cues for the original one for this. - Okay. - I didn't hear him. - At times I would've liked Dan's to have done the music for the movie. - He doesn't do music for movies. We've learned that. - Murray? - He does. - That's the point. And then that's it. - It's just desert wasteland from there on out. - So Dylan's okay people. We're getting ready. We're having breakfast. Dylan is doing some art. He's Jesus. He's his father's an artist. He's, you know, falling in line. - They got the TV on. They're watching all the fucking news on the earthquake. Quickcam.com. Glen Powell. - He's the quick chaser in this movie. - Oh, is it it? - Yeah. - Oh, Dylan is making a Freddy Esque face in his oatmeal. He's just playing with his food. - Yeah, his kids still. - It's more like, oh my God, Freddy wants this kid. It's gotta be. - That's gotta be it. And we start to learn as we go back to the bedroom, the master bedroom. Chase is getting ready to go out to Palm Springs, which Yaskriff thought it was in Florida. - There might be a Palm Springs in Florida. - There is a Hollywood Florida. - Okay. - Okay. - I just thought it was in Florida, so I was like, wait, are we in California or Florida? Anyways, Chase got to go down three hours to shoot a movie or no, shoot a commercial. - Yeah. - Just bubbles. - Yeah. - Just bubbles. We're not working. - Animatronic bubbles. He's been working on it. - Animatronic bubbles. Robot bubbles, people. What are we doing? And we see that Heather is also getting dressed up for something. Apparently she's got an interview. - Audition. - Yeah. - It was an interview. - Yeah, it was an interview on TV. - Oh, right. It's two hours, people. I can't remember everything. - That's okay. - But I can't remember that she mentions she's been getting creepy phone calls. - Correct, Marissa. - Back in the good old days when you didn't have color ID and you could be a creep. Now you got to do it on DM. - Wait, are you saying we canceled all the phone creeps? - Yes. - You can't creep out a phone anymore. - You can't. People know who you are now. - Can't do anything on the phone anymore. Even the phone sex lines are recording you and putting them up on like fucking phone calls. - I was talking with Mark Robinson just about that the other day. We were on live, going to new to Africa, which is by the way, if you have any questions you want to answer, you can reach me on new to Africa. I will answer that. - That is the quickest way to get ahold of us at this. - Right. I'm never on any other social medias, new to Africa, every day I check my notifications. - I heard a passage from his, which was basically him. - Supposedly it was him doing his own penthouse for the letter thing. - Pedal form. - Pedal form. And it described his sister coming over, them watching porn together, him fucking her in the butthole until she squirted, pissed everywhere, which Murray, he's speaking your language, which makes us even funnier because you're always just like, it's pissed people. What are you talking about? - Oh yeah, squirt is pissed. - I'm so sorry. Top half of the movie. - We're taking it to dark places, Mike. - We're going, this is Mike's new nightmare. - Squirting everywhere tonight, you're welcome. We get a, we get a text at three in the morning. - Wow. Where are we? - She's like, hey, I'm getting these fucking sick phone calls. I want you here, Chase. He's like, babe, I got her in 11, you've been a fucking movie since the first album street for fuck's sake. - Yeah, and that's when he's like, wait a minute, are you having those fucking dreams again too? And so he starts telling her a little bit about the dream and he's like, she mentions, you got that cut and in my dream, that's exactly where you got the cut on your hands. - So he leaves, I think another tremor happens because we get claw marks, four claw marks in the wall. - Is it, should it be four or should it be three? - I don't know. - Four fingers. - Four, four, yeah. - And we're like, oh shit, Freddie's back, she goes downstairs, check on Dylan, Dylan's watching the little TV. - Yeah. - You think, you know what, he's just watching his mom because he's out on street one. The only movie she's ever been in, so he's got, like, the only one we can watch. And he's, he's just like, transfixed, he's a staring at it. - Do they just use like scenes in the third movie? Cause they, I thought she was-- - No, she was in the third one. - She was in the third one, okay. - Yeah. - Uh, she's like, hey, you're too young for that, I'm turning this off. - She pulls the plug and Dylan, I mean, I'll give Dylan credit here. He had a good fucking scream, he creeped me out. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, good, he had some good facials too, sometimes. - Phone rings. - One, two, Freddie, clangs up. Picks it up again. - Cause it, oh no, it doesn't even ring again, she just picks it up again to make sure it's off her line. - And then another tremor breaks out, all hell is breaking loose, Heather is losing her fucking mind, Dylan screaming in the background, "Hah, blows, close!" You got three more years, buddy. - Bluey! - Three more years. You got like 14 more years for Bluey, come Bluey. - Julie arrives, just in the negative time, the babysitter. - Heather, did you feel that? The earthquake, I'm freaking out, it's got me on, it's got my earth to shake in, my arms were wakin'. - My body's shaking. - My body's shaking. - And she won't make it. - By the end of this episode, we'll get back. - Sorry, Mike, we're opening, we shook me all night long. - I'm sorry. - We have stolen it, but Julie comes up, no, no, that was just a dump truck, that's all that was. - Phone rings again, you motherfuckers up, I'm not my driver, I'm sorry. - Phone rings again, you motherfuckers up, limo driver, here to pick him up. - Ma'am, ma'am, it's me, John D. Hart, limo services. - He was a limo driver, yeah. - He looked good at leather, I noticed that. - Was it, I don't know, I'm remembering wrong, was it Robert Inglen on the line, or was it a guy, the limo guy? - It was the limo guy. - Yeah, I was thinking they were trying to-- - I was thinking they were trying to-- - I was thinking they were doing the voice of Freddie for the calls. - I'm sure, probably. - Probably. - We don't know those details, that's okay. - So she's like, all right, I'll be out in a minute, starts talking with Julie about the nightmares and all that shit. - And Julie's telling her, you know, you're just having a little bit of a nervous reaction, how many cups of coffee have you had, did you smoke 14 cigarettes yet? That's your morning routine, three oranges, 14 cigarettes, two cups of coffee. - Back when we were still free in 1994. - Oh my god, and then the woke mob killed cigarettes. That's the most American thing we could do, people. - That's why I stopped going to concerts. I hate coming home and not smelling like a fucking ashtray, it's just the worst. - It killed the restaurant business. You notice I never see anybody in Applebee's anymore. - Every restaurant's basically on their last legs now, because-- - Exactly. - A lot of smoking, people go back to restaurants. - Well, you're lucky because I've got a candidate for you. It's gonna bring back smoke. It's gonna make smoking great again. This is not a paid advertisement, this is what I believe, people. So Dylan's like, "No, Mommy, don't leave." She's like, "Look, I gotta earn the bacon." - Stay tuned to the end of the episode to figure out this candidate. That's a teaser, Murray. - Gets in the limo, the limo guy's immediately, "Hey, you're that chick from that nightmare movie." - Yeah, I know you. I love those movies. When your friend gets split open and blood's flying ever, "Oh, great stuff." And then your boyfriend gets cut open and the blood starts sparting out, "Oh, I love it." - The shield comes up. - Man, can I just add your impersonal question? Do you squay? - And apparently she lives like half a block from-- - From everywhere. - The studio. - You don't have to deal with LA traffic, 'cause she's at the perfect location. - At that point. - Yeah. - Wait 'til I was at Freeway from the hospital. - She's very centrally located. - That's right. - All right, and so we're going through the interview. This guy drove me fucking insane. This, this TV talk show ho-- - Playing himself. This guy was playing himself. - Was he actually a talk show ho? - Yes, he was. - 'Cause he had no energy for me. I was like, "Fuckin' flush this man down the toilet. This Regis Philbin wanna be fuck." - It could have had Regis. He was alive at that time. - Regis would have been in on it. He would have loved it. - So tell me about this new nightmare. - That's it, limo driver boys. - Regis was the limo driver. That's how he got so good at interviewing people. This makes sense. But I hated this guy. You were, you were in one movie. And then they made five more without you. Well, you were in the third one. But they're all great. Right kids? And I love the audience. - Full of kids. - Fuckin' Les Chloe Pool. Straight out of the John the Fisherman music videos in the audience for some reason. - This is also based on the real life thing. Robert and Wes went on some like, public access talk show to discuss whether or not horror movies were bad for kids. - Interesting. - And when Robert got introduced, all the kids in the audience were like, "Freddy, Freddy!" And the host and the parents apparently looked horrified. - Yeah, we get a little of that PMRC shit in this movie too, but that's later. So yeah, we're talking about her non-career and then he's like, "I've got a big surprise for you, Heather." - Everybody, straight from Elm Street. Did he say Freddy Kruey or is he a Robert Engle? - Freddy, I thought. - No, he introduces him as Robert. - Oh, he does. - Because he asks the weird question like, "Would you let him watch your kid? "Would you let him watch?" - I hear you have a little tike back at home. - And she's like, "What, Robert?" And he's like, "Well, you don't assess the man himself." - What? - It's like super weird in the movie. - They put a screen up in front of him so he can slice through it. - Yeah. - It was like he was going for corny, 'cause they nailed corny. That whole scene was corny in his book. - That was nightmare four, five, and six. - Okay, maybe they weren't doing a fun. - It's just, keep and bear in mind people, this is a surprise. - Yeah. - People had signs ready, like the audience goes fucking ape shit. - It's right. - It's Freddy. - It would be, I'm not think of good reference of what I could do with this, but it's like if people went to a goddamn, Brian O'Hailoran interview with their Kevin Smith silent Bob jackets on with signs for him. But then again, that does, I guess that kind of does work. - That does kind of work, yeah. - That does kind of work. But then I was gonna say, who's excited about Kevin Smith these days? - Not me. I was excited about him when he was something, so. - You didn't like clerks when it came out? - I was the one who didn't, sorry. - Really? - Yeah. - I'm gonna do a whole tippy tap and I just want to ask you about that. - He does a great, I know in one of the movies, I think it's Clerk 3, he does a great five minute thing about squirting, whether it's P or not. - I'm so sorry you're involved in this episode. - But he's gonna tell a squirting joke by the end of it. - He better. - So, all the children are Freddy. Freddy, he's eating and up, he's posing, he's doing the Billy Droggo did that. That was, you know why I was back late? He was Billy Droggo was doing that. - That's right. - Billy Droggo can't pull off those fingers. - Oh my God, I wanted to use just that little thing as a gift because it was so beautiful. - They had that gift, I found it. - I was seeing a little bit of Joe Durovsky's altoppo, he's crossing his arms over his chest and shit, it was very Wolverine, it was very Freddy, it was amazing, I loved it. And high five kids, it's great. - Yeah. - I have no idea what that-- - No, you said high five, bitch. - You gotta say bitch. - I do it. - So, and then the show ends and they're doing a little catching up. Like hey, Robert, we need to go to the dinner sometime, yeah, no, sure, no problem. I gotta go see Bob Shea. - Right. - The-- - Well, she gets a call. - Yeah, the boss at New Line. - Right, hey, you should come down here, why should I come down? Oh, 'cause, you know, we got a movie line up for you. Get down here, be in this movie. - So, continuing the meta-ness, Bob Shea, the guy ran New Line playing himself. And now we know why he's a producer and not an actor, because he sucked. - Yeah. - And he was like, I got this great idea. - Usually people have to wait, but for some reason he's gonna see you right away. It's not gonna be called back to El Topo, I'll go listen to it. Bob Shea is the evil twin brother of Neil Brain. He could have been, and what was it, twin casualties? What does that fucking movie call that we love so much? - I don't remember. - Yeah, I don't remember any of the Neil Brain titles, but that was a fantastic movie and a fantastic episode. Go listen to it. We can help you get that one. - His room, his office, I should say, is full of Freddy merch. He's like, I gotta unload this shit. We're doing another one. - He's got the Campbell Soup guy. - Yeah, Andy Warhol, he's especially known as the Campbell Soups guy. - That's right, yeah. - His government name's Andy Warhol. - Government name's Andy Warhol. And he is like, Wes is on board. We are back. We're gonna take it back to the roots. - Right, and you know, she's a little nervous about it. She's like, wait, how long has he been working on this? Three months. - He's been having nightmares, and you know when he has nightmares, he gets ideas. - Yeah. Has anything been weird happening to you over the last three months? No, weird? What are you talking about? - She's kind of a reluctant, she needs a job. She hasn't worked since fucking '33. But she's just like, I'm worried about my kid. He's watching the Freddy movies. It's like, this is the social commentary of the movie. Is our horror movies bad for kids or not? They're taking the position, no, they're not. It's fantasy. But that's the way they play with that throughout the movie. She's even worried. Like, what am I doing affecting my kid? My kid's a fucking spaz. - Yeah. - I don't know, I don't care. All I know is I got dollar signs in my eyes. People want Freddy. You saw it, you were at the interview today. - That's right. - They're all good for the Fred. - A new generation of kids, 10 years later. Whole new generation of kids, what, Freddy? This isn't some fucking blown up bullshit. This is Pokemon. You don't know what Pokemon is. - What is that, kids love chow-a-molesters? I'm just reminding everybody, hit me with a classic. - Well, that's how Kevin Spacey's getting a comeback. - Oh boy. - He's gonna be in the reboot of Nightmare on Elm Street. A newer nightmare. (laughing) - He is the perfect guy to take over his friend. - Phone starts ringing. - Has anything weird been happening to you? Like weird phone calls and then, (mumbles) tension. - Are you gonna answer that? No! Peasants answer the phone. Not important people like me. - Peasants answer, bitches, walk, leave. He didn't think about it, Heather. She leaves, comes back home. She hears, there's like a motion in her house. Runs in, Dylan's spazzing. I want Freddy, I want Freddy. - Julie, of course, at this time, this was a simpler time, people. So we thought when you were having like, you know, I forget what they call these spasms and everything. - Seizures. - Seizures, yeah. That you have to stick your fingers down their mouth because you gotta keep them from swallowing their tongue. So Julie's doing the mandible claw on this kid. She tried to calm them down, soothe him. It's okay, you're a beautiful baby boy. - Speaking of which, as you know, I've been going through the 1980s WWF, and I just got to some episodes where Jack Foley jobs out to some guys. And boy, as wrestlers say, was he the shits. - Yes. - He was rough. - Yes, he was. - He wasn't, I mean, he wasn't like ultimate warrior no-selling, 'cause he would take the bump, but he wouldn't sell the bump. He would just lay there like a corpse. - Yes. - Until the next spot was called. It was rough to watch it. Anyway. - Yeah, no, I'm right there with you, man. I want you to. - Co-cons too. ♪ Never sleep again ♪ - So she takes the blues room and needs a nap. And he's like, "Wax saved me." Whoa, who's Rex? My little T, if they come on, can you be a little more original kid? Naming your T-Rex, plop it, whatever. What's up, the animal? - Rex. - Come on. Come on. So we actually see that he pulls, like Heather goes on and picks up Rex, and she's like, "Rex, save you?" I mean, okay, you've got a child's brain, you're an idiot. But then she turns Rex, and he's got fucking three slash marks through him. - Or four, if you're talking about Freddy. - I thought I saw three. - I don't remember. - I just assumed. - I know you were counting. I just assumed 'cause he has four fingers, a claws on him. Maybe he picks his pinky up, like dainty. - He only gave him the three finger salute, man. I don't know what to tell you. - So we're like, "Oh my gosh, Freddy's entering the real world." 'Cause remember, Heather's playing herself. She's not playing a character. And so-- - He calls up her husband. - Gotta get home. - You gotta get fucking home. - Why? Are the calls coming again? - And she's like, "Nah, man, you're fucking son." - And he pulls-- - All the sudden it's his son. - And then he pulls-- - With his bad son. - He pulls an Eric Roberts from Best of the Best. - What about my son? - You are not wrong. - I left him home with you. That's woman's work. - Well, she hasn't worked the fucking years. - Why are you using the phone? - I swear there were dirty dishes when I left. - Well, they were broken 'cause of the earthquake. - I don't give a fuck. - When I get back, we're gonna be talking about our relationship. - You haven't squirted months. - I apologize to you for that one, Mike. So he's like, "All right, Mike. "You can do this." She's like, "My bitch of a wife says I gotta go home. "I'm outta here." Like, he can just walk off a movie set. Like, you know. - He's Chase, motherfucking, storm, man. He can walk off whatever said he wants. - Owner, CEO, and president of Cut to the Chase effects. - That's right. - Wow, I didn't-- - There you go. Mike's got the detail. - Speaking of his effects, we saw it when he's talking that fucking shitty bone claw hand. - Bone claw. - Goes back, it's missing. - Oh, that's right, 'cause he's got a little trailer. He's not working on Bubbles people. He's working on a fucking Terminator 2K, the new nightmare. - So apparently, he knew all about this new Freddie movie, and he's not even telling his wife about it, right? - He's driving all the way-- - He's not even cheating on her with Freddie. - Yeah, he's driving down all the way to Palm Springs, 'cause Freddie gets him wet. Let's just say it. Freddie gets him going. - Freddie does make him squirt shortly. - That's true. - Back to the foreshadow. - I told you. I told you he was gonna make a squirt. It's not in the same vein. But you know what? - By the end of this month, he's gonna be-- - Oh my God. - We're gonna be like, "Stop!" - Jesus, Mike, please. You're married. - By the fourth episode, I'm gonna be coming in squirting on both of you. - Jesus Christ, there we go! - Bring a raincoat, people. - Bring a raincoat. - We're all gonna need one. Back at home, Dylan is being read his favorite fairy tale. (speaking in foreign language) And we're getting right to the climactic end. We know what, we know our fairy tales here. - Heather can't finish it, though. She's like, "Oh God." - She's like, "Oh, this is so violent and creepy." And then, this little creep is just like-- - And then, the witch cuts up the kids and cooks them in the oven and makes it all, "Let's just pie." And they're all dead in blood and gourd-ha. - Thanks, kid. - And she's like, "What the fuck is wrong with my kid?" - Thank you, Kid Rock's little Blippi friend, Joe C, for that line read, by the way. - Well, I knew about the Timberlands. Like we said, it's a very '90s movie. Flannel and everybody. - Flannel on flannel. - Yeah. - At one point, Heather wears wearing flannel-- - Freddy wears a fucking trench coat in this. - With 90s. - With Doc Martin boots. - Yeah, and a green fedora. - That's true. - Very fashion forward. - Yeah, yeah. All right, so Dylan shows off Rex in his post, under the bed, looking towards the foot of the bag, 'cause that's where Freddy comes off. - Yeah, monsters come up under the covers. - Freddy's a shrimper. - Oh yeah. He slices them off, needs some like shrimps. - What have we done? - We love seafood. - What have we done to Mike? He's shrimping, he's squirting. - He's a little nice. - I used to be a very nice person. - He used to go to church, believe it or not. - That's right. - Yep, love that Jesus guy. - He was so confused. - How was that the church, G&G? - I remember when you introduced him to ghost, he was so conflicted. - I worshiped at the altar of Frank Grills. - Don't we all? - Perfect grill marks. - Perfect grill marks. - That's what we do when you get initiated, we just put grill marks, burn 'em into your forearm. - We have a cattle prod. - Four of 'em. - Like Freddy's glove. - Like Freddy's glove. - Number three, never three. - So, all right, Rex is gonna protect him from Freddy. It's perfect logic for a fucking eight year old. - All right, we check in on Chase, he's driving home and Murray, I need you to think of both of you. Go ahead and think of the '94 song that we use to keep yourself awake. - This did not come out '94, it's came out like '89. But he likes the classic rock. - This movie came out on '89. - No, the song. - Oh, oh yeah, '94 though, like we gotta think of a radio song that you could've listened to to keep yourself awake, I already know mine. - '94 for me. - 'Cause this guy is channel surfing and he's looking around and he's not finding it, but we know there's-- - Honestly, it probably would've been something off of Dookie, that Green Day album. - Yeah, probably, I could see that. ♪ Up your head the time of your life ♪ - That's like '95 or '96, fucking no. - Yeah, I know, we're helping you. - All right, so did you want to say your song that'll keep you up at night? - I wanted to know your song. - Shook me on that long fucking ACD. - All right, I can't win. - I can't fucking DC. - But this man has decided the radio is-- - Very, this is a very meta song though when you think about it. - Right, you know, I thought he might've turned on something like, "God, you know, the one that everybody remembers 'cause he really contributed a lot to our world, you know, the right-wing Pravaca tour that died recently, Rush Limbaugh. I thought he would've turned him on 'cause, you know, yeah, it's fucking-- - Sleepless nights is what I was. - Sleepless nights, that's not, that's perfect. West, back in time, let's go. - He chooses the classic REM, get it, people. - Well, it's not even on the radio. - Yeah, he's singing to himself. - Singing it to himself. - Rapid eye movement happens when you have dreams. - Rent sleep, correct. - And just like Mike, he's losing his religion. - Nah. - Rough effect, but cool little thing that went here. - No, this effect was so disappointing. What for a franchise that did practical so well? - Yeah. - This was one of the worst early, awful '90s CG. - Ooh, the CGI in this movie was bad. - Yeah, really bad. - Yeah, it should've been practical. They should've like had like-- - There's a lot of his hand emerging from things in this. - There is, yeah, good call. They want to go for that job. - And there's not a lot of victims. Like, by this point, you're just, I just want to see people getting sliced up. - You're right, you're right, there really was that. - 'Cause at this point, we're probably about 30 minutes into the movie. - Yeah. - Wow, we're doing that good of a job here. We're only like nine hours into this episode. We're on pace, boys. - Boys nodding off and then the hand emerges from the seat, going toward his dick. - Scratches and sniffs his jeans there. - Scratches his balls, just one of the guy's style, you know. - Funnily enough, we do get a shot of the actor scratching his balls. - Yes. - That was actually a stunt crotch. That was not-- - Of course, good night, you know. - That was not Glenn Potter's dick. - That was not originally films. - That was my mom's dick. He was the stunt guy. - Oh, Glenn Potter's mom, though. - They went in and did a reshoot and the actor was like, "That's not how I would have scratched my balls." (laughing) - It was good. - And then never sleep again documentary that goes across the entire franchise. - Well, yeah, he does. - He's like the little brother from just one of the guys. - He's like, "This is how I would have scratched my balls "and gets out of his seat and scratches his balls "for the documentary." - Amazing, amazing. - I like that attention to detail 'cause that's kind of a detail we are like on the Golden Globe. I put too many eyes in there, so I just went with that. - So, flick some, circumcise them, and then plunge into his chest. - Yeah. - flick some, the ball scratch, circumcision, you know, you get the whole fucking nine yards. All to him singing, this one goes out to the one I love. - Heather wakes up for the, I think the third time this movie. She takes up 20 times in this movie. Dylan is there. - Mommy, are you okay? I'm not sweeping. Rex was fighting the bad man. - The qual man. - Police not get the door. - So we're thinking, okay, it was just a dream. - It was Heather's dream. - Another Heather dream. - No big deal. But yeah, police knocking at the door. Dylan's up there freaking her the fuck out. He's wearing his flannel pajamas. - Right. - This kid's getting a kiss. - His temperance, his slipper temperance. Slipperance. This kid's just getting a night on fire one day because the flannel jammers in the flannel shit. - His hair was constantly sticking up to an aesthetic electricity. - It was, like, he had a bulk up. - His pillow was just a balloon. - Good, I like that. Door at the knock. - Door at the knock. It's the po-po. And she's like, "Hi, Jaweed!" And they're like, "Ma'am." - Okay, that one scene in Halloween where they're smoking weed in the car and then they go see her mom or the one girl's dad. - Should we save this for our Halloween episode? - Oh, God. - Well, we don't know what Halloween episode we're doing. - What I'm just saying. - You didn't even have to bring that up. - This is about Freddy. - It is about Freddy. - And weed smells, people. - They're like, "Yeah, your husband's dead." Just like in the dream. I have to see him. He's not at the morgue. Quincy's working on him. - Yeah. The only thing they looked disappointed about was they didn't get to kill him themselves. - This was around Rodney King era, so you're right. - That's right. - And it is LA. - Yeah. - So they arrive at the morgue. They're doing like, sometimes it's jacking a body up. They're having fun. - Yeah, this is the most lively morgue. And then she walks in and they're like, "Hi, can we help you?" - And she's like, "Guys wearing like the guys face like a masking the shit." And he's like, "Oh shit." - They've got fucked up. - No, that's later in in Shloktober. - Oh, good. - I do like this because it did look like, you know, you always say when you go into the police headquarters or whatever, you've always got the guys there interviewing the prostitutes and everything. That was the layout going on down here. You had chicks with tops off down here. There was fucking wine coolers happening everywhere. - Seagrams. - Oh my God. Seagrams. - Golden wine coolers. - Golden wine coolers. - Bruce Willis did a campaign for that. He did his sweet, smooth blues to it. - Was this about the time he was doing the album? - Bruno, yeah, the return of Bruno. Classic album. - How have we never used this for a fucking... Wait, have we really done that many? Bruce Willis? - I don't think we've done any Bruce Willis movies. I mean, we always talk about doing die hard, but... - We've never done a Bruce? - No, we have not. - As far as I know, I was really recollect. I don't think so. - Yeah, I don't recall you guys ever doing a Bruce. We've done a Bruce. - Yeah, it's true. - Fuck. - We've done Bruce Lee. - Well, no. - All right, time to do the ultimate Bruce movie. Death becomes her. - Death becomes her. - I've heard of this. - You've never seen Death becomes her. - It's actually a pretty good movie, yeah. - It's fun. - I don't think I've seen it. - It's fun. - It's a comedy. - It's on the plucks? - Yeah, it's a classic, dude. - Mail Street, Goldie Han, Bruce Willis. - Okay. - I'm gonna go for 31 this year. - She's like, can you stop fucking for a minute and show me my husband's dead body, please? - Ma'am, I have an erection right now. Do you even know how a corpse works? - And I'm losing it because of you. - All we have is P-Dude P. Left over a lube, he's puffed at it. - Frank, show her the body. Like, come me. - A couple of people roll off the body 'cause they were using it as their fuck bed. - That's right. They were under the sheets with it. - He's like, ma'am, this might disturb you. Pulls away, just shows the face a little bit of the chest. - Basically, it does a peekaboo, like, here you go. - Yeah. - And it's like, no, I need to see that sexy chest in my house, man. - Ma'am, you gotta understand. We want a lot of buttholes down here, but we never look at the corpses because that will give you nightmares. New nightmares. Looks into the camera. - Great shot. - To see my husband, please. Okay, I will do this. Here's a consent form. All right. - She slaps it away and just pulls the sheet down. - And she sees four, not three, slices down his chest. It's not Wolverine killing you, this guy. It's fucking Freddy. - Yeah, that's right. Well, what have worked but she knew what would have happened 'cause she would have, she could have said, I wanna see that dick just one last time. And these people would understand that. - She didn't recognize it, 'cause remember, he got circumcised. - He got circumcised, well, she had. - That's not my husband's dick. - Yeah. - It's just my husband. - Yeah. - My husband had a dick. Cut to the funeral. Is this the scene you're talking about where Johnny Depp was gonna make a little cameo? - Yeah, because two other nightmare alumni's are funeral goers here. - Oh. - One of the guys from the original, the one who is accused of murdering Tina, his girlfriend, and Tuesday night, who was in nightmare four. - Excellent, and I will point out for the Golden Globioits out there, or the Golden Globioits out there, 'cause it's Mom, you know? - Oh, you're globlins, yeah. - If you wash this on laser dust, yes, you will see Olivia Grunier having sex with a woman in the background. - In the background, yes. And so everyone's there, West is there, Bob Shea is there, Robert Englund is there, and John Saxon. - Oh, that's right. - That's right, the Saxon's there's so much little Saxon in it, I almost forgot he was there. - I needed more of that Saxon. I always need a little bit more Saxon though. - You need some Saxon's faction. - If you guys ever do a Golden Globus Hall of Fame, John Saxon needs to get inducted. - Yeah, of course he does. - You know what, that's a good idea. - I'll tell you the time about that, John Saxon. - No. - I think I pissed him off, because it was at Comic Con, and it was him, and I can't believe it was his wife, because she was too old for him, 'cause you know how Hollywood guys are. This looks like an age appropriate woman, she's probably his helper, she was a sweetheart. - Hey, some random celebrities find a wife their age and stick with them 'til the end. - Pierce Brosnan. - Yeah. - Everyone gives him shit, 'cause his wife is not a model. - Yeah, she used to be a model, and now she's put on some weight. - Yeah, but he's just like, this is the woman I fucking love. - Yeah, this is my fucking wife. - How the fuck are you all so stupid? - So, Saxon. - I would say I'm more of an inner of the dragon Saxon fan than a nightmare, so I want to get a picture of him in his yellow key. - Fuck yeah. - So I said this is a question, 'cause I'm like, I didn't mean this, I mean, this might come off his roof, I didn't mean it to be rude, I'm like, it's wondered. Like, you know, you got Bruce Lee, you got Jim Kelly, like real martial artists. Did you study martial arts, or were you just like an actor? Like, I never get why he would, like maybe they needed an actor, 'cause these guys were like, you know? And he was like, I did study. Karate. No, he didn't say that, but he was like, yes, I did try. I was like, oh, that's all I wanted. No, he seemed kind of like pissed off about it. I was like, I was like, I didn't mean it that way. John, if you're listening up in heaven. - We know you're listening up in heaven. Our podcast, number one in heaven, by the way. - Oh yeah. - And, you know. - If you're listening in that big grill in the sky. - I wish everybody knew about the secret lore. Mike's lighting people know about the secret lore. - We keep talking about doing it like a beginner's manual to this show, but I've got this point. - We don't even remember the shit that we got fixated after like six months, and then we just dropped like a bad head. - One thing that I wish would come back, and I know their work, but the ads, the ads were so good. - Yeah, they were, but. - We recently like, that could be an ad. I think I pitched it to-- - Colligulared, I'll work too. - When I saw the episode description when the new episode popped up, and instead it was presented by a colligular, I was like, oh shit, are we getting a sponsor? Again, this is so exciting. - You just got fucking had by me. I never know I went to write in there, and we were having so much fun with colligular that, and I think that was the one Murray's like, wow, we could have done an ad for that. - Yeah, could have. - Yeah, you could have, and I wish you would have. - I'm sorry, Mike. - I've been working a lot this year. - We love the idea of doing that. Maybe in the winter when you're working on ads. - Right, yeah. You guys should be lucky you're getting an episode. - You got maybe like two, maybe one ad by me, and they went over like a lead balloon. They were not, like I will say, I did not care for that, Mike. - So an earthquake erupts, and the body just flops down into the grave, and then he's like, Dylan run to it, because he gets grabbed by Freddy somehow. - No, he doesn't, I assume he runs to it, but we never see that. She's just like, where's Dylan? - Yeah, and he's just-- - And Dylan, and then he's good. - Which by the way, they say his name a lot in this, but I watched, I re-watched Black Shampoo. - Mr. Jonathan? - Yesterday, and I just kept thinking, if anyone attempted to do a drinking game to that movie and take a shot anytime someone said Jonathan, corpses would be piling up, because there's motherfuckers that say like, oh, Mr. Jonathan, I see you're using a black pen to write your notes, Mr. Jonathan. That pen looks so great in your hand, Mr. Jonathan. Anyway, I'm gonna go back to the salon and get things done, Mr. Jonathan. You won't recognize it when I'm done, Mr. Jonathan. And it's like, holy shit, he knows his name. We know his name. Stop saying his fucking name. - I'm sorry, if you're doing notes for movies, I love that. I love people repeating names. - Yeah, I will say, give me like five characters, repeat their names so I know it, but yeah. - It was excessive. - By the way, we did Black Shampoo. - Look it up, look it up. - You racist motherfuckers. - This is the greatest ad for our own show ever. - So she sees a mommy and it's Freddy's like, and there's like tunnel in the grave holding Dylan. She's reaching for him. The dead body of Chase is flopping everywhere. - Yeah, I noticed it's weekend at Bernie's eating. Weekend at Bernie's eating around that coffin, just flopping around. I'm making that verb happen. - I want that to be a bird. - Can you dig it, bitch? - 'Cause he's in a grave. And she's running for grabbing a little Dylan. - Little Dylan's trying to rip the flannel that his dad was being buried in off 'cause he wants to wear forever and hug him like his dad's hug over him. - Chase comes back to life and just stay with me. - But then he starts lurching towards her and he's bleeding worms out of his mouth or something. - I thought it was like black goos come out of his eyes. - Yeah, okay. - Well, we're all gonna be wormholes one day. - It's like X-Files all of a sudden, the black goos. - Oh yeah. - And then she wakes up again. - It's just a dream, people. - But she wakes up at the funeral. - That's right, it was so boring. She fell asleep and the funeral breaks up. Robert tries to comfort her. He's just like, "Hey, we'll do lunch, babe." - 'Cause she and people come high, people, babe. - We'll do lunch, bitch. - She wanted to hang out right then. She's like, "I got some shit to go over." My husband just randomly died in this weird, conspicuous, like, Friday-like way. - And my kid's a fucking creep. - My kid's creepin', he can't talk about, can't stop talking about squirting. And I don't know how to be a mother. And Robert's like, "Yeah, that's great. "I'm busy tomorrow morning, maybe." Maybe I can pitch you in. - I'll see if I can pitch you in, yeah. - That night, Heather wakes up again and she finds Dylan sleepwalking downstairs, watching Nightmare One again. - Ooh boy, and I actually recognized this. It was like, that's the back-saxon right there. And I got the back-top. - Did he say you slept walked? - Yes, I have. The great Dave Miles was with me. He was staying over the one night, I was sleepwalking. And so I just got up out of my bed and just like walked over him and just left the room. And it's very subconscious, your favorite. Because I could hear him talking to me, but I couldn't interpret it to react to it. And I was just kind of like moving about and bumping into shit. It wasn't until like when I was coming back from wherever I went to that I tripped over him and kind of like snapped back to. - That's the only time that happened? - No, it's happened before. That's the one I can really remember though. - Has anybody here ever had sleep paralysis? - I've not. - No, I don't know. - I've had it before. - Yeah, I've had it before. - I've had it many times, it's annoying. Is that scary to me? It's annoying. - Yeah. - It's like your brain is awake, you know like you're aware but you can't move your body. - Yeah. - It's fucking annoying. - That freaked me out. - Well, that would, that's why I imagine if I was in a coma and if it was like that, I would go insane. - That's fucking- - If I could be aware of everything going on, but I can't move my body. - Yeah. - It would be really fucked up. - That's freaky, I've had that happen. And then my near death experience when I got in my Bayo total incident, like after I hit that first car, I just blacked out basically, but I was still there, very much coma state. And there was a semi- - You're right in shock. - Yeah, it was shock, yeah. There was a semi-barreling down on me and I should have done anything with the car to make sure I got out of the way of it. And I just like stared at death coming down on me. Yeah, that was fun. - She wakes him up. He immediately starts freaking out. And he's like, I don't want to go to sleep. One, two, Fred, he's coming for you. He keeps saying that over and over. - Yeah. - Where did you learn this? Where did you learn it? Was it Bluey? - I learned from watching you. - No, I didn't say that. But he learned it from the kids in his bed. He's hearing the voices of those children. - I would assume so. I mean-- - Unless it's from watching the movie. - It's supposed to be like the dream land, whatever, he's slipping into dreams. - He's trying to get in our world. - No starts bleeding. She takes away to put some Kleenex up his nose. - The camera stays fixed in the living room, though, and we see for fact, TV's not plugged in. Continuity people remember in the first scene when he was watching the movie. - Fred, he doesn't need the TV to be plugged in. - That's right. That's right. - That's true. - So they're in bed together. She's trying to comfort him. She's like, "Mom, what's with El Topo really about?" And she's like, "Well, there's this great podcast." You should listen to it to figure it out. It's three and a half hours. But that's what you need. You need at least three hours to understand the movie. - I don't know if it taught me that much about God. Maybe these guys should really review the holy mountain. - Mom, when I have a nightmare, can you join me in my dream? - Only in the movies, honey, only in the movies. - Well, I just need to know what dad is. Is he with God? - He's dead, bitch. - Okay. How do I get the God? Is there a staircase? Is there a ladder? - Is there a way? - Is there a way? - To heaven. - We might get sued by all these arguing. - You just got sued by-- - I hear Led Zeppelin does love some litigation. - Oh yeah, I said that. I think I said that last week. - Even though he stole all his wrists from all blues guys. That's the kicker. That's what I love about that. - Oh yeah, oh yeah. You stole it from him. - Yeah. Next day at the park, if you're in trouble, who do you go to? You go to John fucking Saxon. You're like, "Let me sit under your learning tree, John." - Good old Johnny Sax. - You just got his some trouble there because Chris Jericho has a copy range-- - It's true. - The learning tree. - No one cares about Chris Jericho. - Nobody. Well, Chris Jericho might. But even I think he's a little exhausted with himself 'cause God, he sucks. - John is like, "John, it's my son going insane." He's playing in the park bench. He's playing on the playground. - Right. He's interacting with the kids. He's sliding, he's lettering, he's doing it all. And he's like, "Girl, your kid is fantastic." He's taking his dad's death and stride. Like, you'd think he'd be freaking out. Anything, he'd be getting into some like REM or something. But no. - He's not cutting himself. It's just, you know, he's doing fine. - He's doing fine. - While he's saying that, he's climbing up this rocket fucking thing, right on top. - Yeah. - He's fucking doing his fucking Jesus Christ pose on top. He's like, "We're the arms wide open!" (laughing) - That's some classic Yarlan fucking creed. He gets a Yarl down. And they're like, "Oh my God! "It's fuck my son's gonna kill themselves." And she runs toward him. - You know what? This is one of your Trump moments here. If we slowed that thought up a closed captioning on that, it's a fuck my son. My son is killing himself. What did you just say? - My son is, sorry. My son is gonna, on a live himself. - Thank you. We're still on YouTube, people. He corrected himself in time. - YouTube's bots are very strict and very smart. And very sexy, by the way. - We get the midget stunt double. He takes a swan dive off his-- - Oh, blippi, blippi, sorry. I didn't want to miss it. - Thank you, Mike. - She says a fucking diving catch. Fucking Aussie Smith would be proud of. She did a flip while she did it, catches him. And he's just like, ♪ God wouldn't take me ♪ - Ooh. - He wants to die. - It's gotta be hard to be wearing your best flannel and your best timelands. Off yourself to God. - Looking so good. - With a bottle. - With a bottle. - He had a Jones soda. That's hard to get back in '94. And God still rejected him. - Yep. - You gotta feel, you're not, you're not gonna appreciate God ever again. That was, that was the moment for me. When I bought God a fuckola cola and went to my local park and held my arms open to him and just landed flat. - Fuckola cola? - You've never heard of fuckola cola? - No. - Okay. Maybe I just fucking dreamed this up. - Maybe that'll be a future sponsor, fuckola cola. - But, or maybe that was an ICP song? - It sounds like an ICP song. - It could be just ICP. But I could have swore fuckola cola was a thing back in the pre-monster energy during days. - I don't know that they would be allowed to sell something called fuckola cola cola. - Do you remember Jolt? - Of course I used to drink Jolt. - Yeah. I could have swore I went one time to get a Jolt because I had to do that discreetly. As like a 10 year old, I was like, oh God, I'm gonna buy Jolt. - It tasted like shit. - It was awful. And I swear I saw-- - They didn't sell it on the taste. It was all about that caffeine. - Yeah, exactly. - Yeah, one bottle of Jolt was like two cups of coffee. - Yeah. And I could have swore when I went there, there was a product called fuckola cola. - I think yeah, I think you-- - Yeah. - Everybody wrong. - I think it was-- - In a dream. - Yeah. - I hope it was it. Guys, we're all Googling this together. - So before we get back on track, the park that they're at for this scene, the Miko, the actor that played Dylan, found out they were tearing it down. So he bought it and had all the equipment moved to his backyard. So he, as of like the mid-2000s, had this park, all this equipment in his backyard. - Huh. That's interesting and sad. Did they replace it with another park? - I don't know. - Okay. - That's the part that makes me sad. - Well, those things are too dangerous now. You can't have a merry-go-round or anything. - Yeah, you can have metal shit. Everything's like that fake wood-looking plastic. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're talking about. - I don't know if you play grounds. - I remember getting fucked up on a metal piece of playground, my elementary school had this awesome metal jungle gym. And I went up there 'cause it wasn't too far from my house. I rode my bike up there. I had one of those superpowers, riddler action figures. And I went to go run up the stairs so I could go down the curly side. - Yeah. - And I slipped 'cause it was just after a rain. - Yup. - And I hit the deck and I woke up. I don't know how long I was out for, but like I came to and the head to my riddler was gone. - Ugh. - Like a clean break. And I couldn't find that head anywhere. - Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. - Moulder, scolie, are you listening? - Riddle me this, bitch. (laughs) Next morning, Heather gets a letter. It was like, there's like a literally, she gets a letter. - So sorry. - Mike's trying to sneak around. - What's up? - Milly, we got more stuff. - Yeah, you can't say the name 'cause she might. - So she gets a letter, literally a letter, burned into a letter. It's like an E or something. - This is good. Because she is like, she goes, oh, well I do. And then she just goes about her business, throws it in her drawer. She's got a dozen of these. - Right. It's from the fucking creep call in her. - So apparently the celebrity of her has prepared her for shit like this. - Well, no, it was 'cause it's from the guy who keeps giving her the cranks calls. - That's what you're left to assume. - Yeah, of course. But man, it fucked off the thing about, maybe this is what's driving Chappell Rhone crazy these days. Maybe she's getting weird Bible vise. - Well, I have been sending her some pages with just a letter. - She also likes to have the big red hair. So maybe you are, maybe you are doing some weird stuff with her. - Well, yeah, I mean, yeah. - Maybe you're trying to tell her this is what you like. - Since you're a letter, bitch. (laughing) - I'm hard to go. Hey, fire crotch. - Oh, Jesus Christ. - Calls up Robert England, as you do. John Saxon had no wisdom, so she has to call up her next wise man. - Well, John is more the voice of reality. Robert is more the liberal, like fucking soft. - He's a dreamer. - He's a dreamer. Well, he's a painter. He's an artist. - Exactly. - Look at all the paintings in his studio here, Murray. What do you see? - I see it like a Thomas Kinkade, like wintery house scene. - Great, amazing, completely wrong. I don't know how you got it so wrong. Beaches, calm. You see a lot of like Haitians eating cats 'cause Robert England's in on that train. I'm so sorry, that was awful. I'm glad Mike wasn't here. - He was awesome doing it funny, but yeah, it was awful. - No, everything about it was bad. I mean, if I had to explain the joke, it'd only make it better, right? - So Robert England is working on his ex-masterpiece. We're not seeing it from behind the easel. He's working on it as he's talking to her. And she asks him-- - I need to come over right now. I need to talk to somebody about this. - Have you seen the new script, "West has been writing"? No, no, he's still working on it though. - Has he shared anything with you? Well, he has told me about this kid from here. A kid finding God on a rocket scene? - Great Timberlands. - Great Timberlands. - But there's something written in there. - Perfect. - Gone with great Timberlands. - Perfect flannel, great Timberlands. - I have to see you Robert, I have to. And he's furiously painting this scene. And we're like, God, this must be a great fucking scene because he's really into it. And then we turn around to see what it is. And it's like these faces in anguish. And we pan up, and it's mother fucking Freddy Krueger. He's getting possessed by Freddy Krueger, Mike. - He sure is. That's all you have to say about this. - I'm trying to remember, I'm trying to, I just came back from the bathroom, I'm trying to figure out where we're at. - We're in the middle of the page. So, yes, it's the painting of Freddy's. We're like, ah, okay, okay. Robert England talking about painting, got it. - That night, we see Heather once again sleeping. Freddy's claws do the jaws thing. They pop up through the mattress, and they're going, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, and then we hear some silverware crash to the ground, waking her up for the 20th time in this movie. She sees the sheets have been sliced. So, this is the question I have to ask you. I always, my always understanding of Freddy was, he could only kill you in your nightmare. He couldn't kill you in another person's nightmare. Has it changed in this movie, or has it always been that way? - So, the rules are wonky, because there are times when people are in the same dream. - Yeah, I remember that in three, they all went to sleep together, some of them made them in-- - So, the rules get kind of weird, and it's, if he can dream hop is my best understanding the way I think about it. If there's multiple people dreaming at once, he can just kind of do what he wants. - Okay. - He is the master of all. - And he can only kill you in your dream. If you wake up before he stabs you, you're okay. - Correct. - Okay. - But, if you're touching him, when you wake up, you bring him through, and then he can kill you in real life. - Right, I remember that from the first one. So, all right, so she's got what you got woken by the clatter of the silverware. She runs downstairs. - This is Millie's favorite part. - She loves it. 'Cause she sees that little Delon is such dainty barks. - Little Delon is just like sleepwalking again, and he comes up to her, and hold on, behold, he's got some little steak knives, four, I point, and I counted 'em, four, Tate to his fan, and he slices at his mom. - Merrick, this is why I don't want kids, man. Creepy little shit like that. - Well, you know what it is? - Your kid would absolutely be like Michael one day, Freddie another day, Jason another day. - I don't even want to be there when he leather face. - Vincent Price another day when he's charming people. Like, if he did him all in the right order, I think that kid's great. But he would show up to the vent, he should be fucking Vincent Price as Michael Myers. - At one point, Janette said she didn't want to procreate with me because it would just be a littler me that could fit in spaces I couldn't to jump out and scare her. When we first got our ring doorbell, it was awesome. 'Cause I would know when she was getting home. And so I would go and hide in the house somewhere and pop out and scare her. - Oh, I was like, this is getting too weird, but it turned fun, it turned fun. - This is Mike's kick. - Yeah, scary. - That's what gets my motor going. I'm always like, she should come tell him. I'm like, what's for dinner, bitch? (laughing) - Dinks on, bitch! - He jumps out of the oven. New year we're gonna be here. - I sympathize with it 'cause I would knock your block off if you were jumping out at me. - Really? Murray. - Murray. - Dude, I come from a place, I've literally had strangers attack me on the streets. So my nerves are shot. - So if people leap out at me, my instinct is the throw upon. - No, I always tell people 'cause I'll jump out and scare people at work, too. And there was, oh, you're lucky I didn't hit you. I'm like, listen, if you would've punched me square in the face, I fully recognize that I deserved it. Whenever someone jumps out to scare someone, they deserve, like if it happens, it happens, you shouldn't have done it. - Yeah, that's a possibility. - So he is walking in circles, he has those letters that we alluded to earlier. And it spell, what did it spell out? I remember. - Answer the phone. - Oh, okay. - That's fucking, I see this movie's meta. Again, this is kind of what annoys me about it, but at the same time, they're really dialing up the creepiness and Dylan, for all of his faults, he does do a good job of being a creepy little fucking kid. - Well, yeah, he did a great job in Petstimatary, too, being a creepy little murderous toddler. - Right, anywhere's Timberland's well. (laughs) - Well, and then lo and behold, you see, answer the phone, and then the phone starts from, it was that answer the phone, bitch, but. (laughs) - The last four were actually scrawled out, B-I-T-C-H. That was scrawled out. He didn't get enough time to send her, bitch. - Answer the phone, bitch. I touched him. And then we get a call back from Nightmare One, where we get the licking phone. (grunts) - Looks good, I didn't know it was from Nightmare One. - Yep. - I don't know the last time I watched Nightmare One, you might have told it. - It's good. - You might have told it. I know I liked it. I remember, 'cause I've watched it twice. I think you had me do it, the first watch through, and then I think I did it again in the last two years, and fucking like it. - Classic for a reason. - Dylan either has a seizure or starts speaking in tongues. He's just flippin' out on the floor. - He's filming at the mouth at this point. - The phone is foaming at the mouth. It's like fucked up. So she's like, I gotta take him across the freeway, 'cause she's got the perfect place to live in LA. - Yeah. - That's where the hospital is. - I noticed this when I was watching a different movie that we'll now mention, just setting the fucking set for you together, like putting the pieces together. So you know, this is this far from this piece, and the timing and all this shit, and he's doin' that. It's good shit. - They wanna keep him for studies, make sure he's not epileptic or anything, and then the fucking doctor gets all up and Heather's business. It's like, maybe you think maybe you're your bad mother. That's why this is in. - Yeah, she comes in pretty fuckin' hot. She's like, maybe he's watching these fucked up movies that you're in. Maybe that's causing all this trauma. You ever think about that? - I don't know what came out in '94, but if I was part of the panel and got to choose in '94, this team of doctors that they have is, you know, extras in here, I guess they're not extras 'cause they have lines and all that. They're fuckin' fantastic. I love this doctor. I thought she was great, because again, we're tryin' to bring you a stupid fucking movie that doesn't wink at you, and that doctor's facials, that concern, everything she did. I was like, I like this woman. I like her, you know, obviously I had to go my own med away with this, lookin' at her as an actor, and I was just like, this fuckin' good. I love this main doctor. I thought she was fantastic. People, watch this movie and just look at this doctor. - I feel like her so much more, don't you, Marior? - Oh! - Marior, bitch! - I make a dupe switch. - I do switch all night long if she weren't dead. - This is my second favorite AC/DC song. - I swear, not all night long. - She's dead. I looked her up. - Aww. - So thank you for bringing that up. - I'm sorry. - She's not alive, by the way. - So-- - No, no, no, no. That's only for suicide. - Well, technically she is on alive, though. - No, you're definitely right, But it's I think don't Dylan might be a fucking skits. Oh, I think this might be so does the doctor. Yes, but she says Yeah, I think this might be a sixth-sense situation. I think Dylan's dead I do think you're a shitty parents what the doctor is saying to Heather basically the doctor is being harsh man Dylan is like I need wax wax will protect me Doctor comes in I know nurse comes in I got something better. I got some candy Take this shit, you will fucking fly the foe like I got a relate to a child Look, I just wanted to go with the bathroom and like Instagram my butt cheeks the some body I know there isn't back story of this. I'm gonna allow you to say it about this nurse. Did we recognize this nurse? Pill nurse yes, we do that is Lynn Shea the sister of new line cinemas Bob Shea who Is fantastic and basically anything she's in she pops up a lot. She's one of those That guys you might not know her name, but you'll see here and go Oh, I've seen her in and then list off exactly what I thought and that's why I gave this whole fucking staff an a plus She's probably most famous at this point for being in the insidious movies. Okay, and also She played a teacher at night Marnell Street. She did. Oh, wow, okay So she's like time for your pills I don't know what cartoon or and you know live-action shows. She's trying to imitate there, but It's not a beauty takes it reluctantly and then Heather's like look I'm gonna go get racks I'll be back in a minute, and then we see him spit the pillow. He's like I'm straight-edge bitch. I don't take this shit Let's see the X's on my fucking hands. There are Certain things that people make a big deal about that. He just doesn't understand whether it's golfing drinking fucking Dylan is out of step. Okay with the world. Yeah, I was like wait. Is this what we're doing? This is this week one people We're gonna go through the entire minor that discography. I hope so. That's a goal. What do we see you? There we go We got another song out of the way. That's technically a cover, but yeah, hey, it's still their song Well, no, it's technically a cover. It's not their song. It's still a song they sang It's not their song, but it's not their song. I understand that so then Dylan we get it done this for nine more hours. Good thing Mike's here. I Gotta talk to Wes. He will have the answers She calls a binglin on the way and his answering machine answers We're not here bitch We're off on vacation cunt. You know, he's a whoa Mary coming with a hard hunt. I Wanted to care about the age fuck our English listeners like it's a big deal. Yeah, exactly See we're trying to normalize con state side So we we never see Robert for the rest of the movie so what is he in it? What happened to him? Is that another movie? We need to see a new nightmare? I There's not a newer nightmare I think he just got scared couldn't handle the craziness that's going on and no, I thought he was loving it I thought he was getting seduced by fucking Freddy like I think I think at some point, you know He flew a little too close or maybe he doesn't become Freddy. Well, that was the question. Yeah, see maybe I thought this was an Interesting little addition to the movie this whole like What's going on with Robert? Is he being channeled in so I liked this angle. I loved it. So Heather's doing all this while she's driving out. She's not going to get rex by the way. She told her son I'm going to get rex. No, she's going out to get rex by Wes Craven what's his name? What's craving? He's craving something. He's craving something so we get all right Crazy shit's happening. Wes Monotone. He's on Lake Have a have a soul ma He's like hey, there's a an ancient evil Dream demon that people think could be uh, I hope her mike's making this up No, it looks like Mike's doing a perfect impression. No, he is we got a little blip there I think we might have picked up some of it. You're my three. Yeah, you're down there at the bottom there. Yeah Oh If you want there's some hors d'oeuvres in the PC room that's personal computer. I have a windows 95 Yeah, I know I got it a year early There's a naked Asian woman with sushi all over her body. Go ahead He is totally like explaining some out there shit in the most monotone every day way of speaking like she's like holy shit Fuckin my son is losing his mind. Well, there's an explanation for that. Have you ever seen Jodorowsky's altopo? There's a podcast about it. It's great. It features a wonderful lippy that I actually wanted to hire is still in stunt double Yeah, that's probably not picking up on the mike at all. I look at it in the levels We got fucking guy insky right over here explains to her. He's got it all figured out. He's just like, well, have your thought That there's an ancient evil out there that visits us in our dreams and maybe I with my movie Bottled it up and now the genie is out of the bottle. I don't even I didn't understand his explanation He was like, yeah, we need to make another movie. This is he's so desperate for a hit He's like heather. I think we need to make another movie that'll fix your son right Like he The explanation's a little clunky for sure. It is because he's saying the movie released Freddy Somehow we're going to make another movie's going to put him back in the bottle because I think nightmare six Released Freddy because they killed him off and they stopped making nightmare movies for three years They kept saying throughout this movie the person interviewing her on the tv show Are they gonna bring Freddy back alive? Is he really dead? Like it was constantly is Freddy really dead I really would have liked I think this movie again for entertainment value for audience Murray and our notes would have really liked this movie This seemed to be kind of condensed to where she may not have even got to talk to Wes because yeah this offers some kind of Answer because all we've learned is through two different people Robert and Bob That wes is by working on new movie And he had nightmares and that inspired him It had nightmares He's got and then we hear about a scene that reflects what's happened in her real life So I feel like keeping Wes out of this movie completely might have been better I've said it once. I'll say it a thousand times Uh, I don't want to know how the meat is made when it comes to the monsters in these movies we got Michael was six-year-old six-year-old. He snapped cool. That's all I need to know That's all Jason drowned and he's pissed off because apparently we're not going to be doing the Rob Zombie Halloween I'm just saying that because like an hour of it was just explaining Michael Myers That's that's true. They do that backstory is insane But yeah, I don't I don't want to hear about this dream demon thing that was bottled up in a movie And I just what's good because we never talked about it for the rest of the movie. Yeah, so yeah They didn't believe it either Wes just had to have his scenes like once you explain it then you can kind of rationalize it and it stops being scary You know what I mean? Like that's why that's why for the long time you say that all the time on the show We don't need to waste it a half an hour explaining the backstory of a guy Like you can do that in the fun section of a movie you can do that in like the director's commentary of the movie Here's what I learned about dreams and this and kind of the I don't think adding it to this part of the movie really helped a lot I did like his writing room Because we had a cramped up you would I know He had a cramped up little computer room because that was the thing now you just have computer I've got 14 computers in our fucking recording room alone. The recording room is also the kitchen And it's also my fuck chamber like I mean guys. I don't I wondered why there's so much baby oil I was like you cook with baby oil excuse me. Are you fucking kidding me? Can you say it on mike right now? Well, you can cook with pax jelly. That's one of its many uses. No, no, don't tell fibs in this house Don't even say you can't cook with pax jelly. I think I would know what you people don't know I wrote the fucking commercial riff is a very gracious host and I came in I had a um I had a frosty cherry limeade Glass bottle of soda here with a fresh lime in it It was the condensation was real folks and I asked him I said do you have a coaster for me to put my bottle on Or do you not care about the water rings on your table? And he said I don't care but you can take this koozie if you want he hands me a koozie. I put my bottle Is it a koozie or is it a koozie? I always thought it was koozie too. Oh, I thought it was koozie because it sounds a little offensive koozie Like the kooz is a pussy so I put my sense because you're putting something in there. Yeah, so I think it is a koozie But I put my bottle in it and this mountain of colligulard squished out of this koozie He has just lubricants everywhere. See you're bringing us back to square one though I'm worried that muri is putting out the picture that I keep baby oil in this house This is a pax jelly slash colligulard household. Well, I should hope so there are sponsor So don't ever put out the idea that I have baby oil in this house. I apologize. Thank you Getting back to west. Well, here's the thing There is a gatekeeper that gatekeeper could be you Heather. Please come. I need to hit please come back And then he takes you to this office Full of fucking bootleg friday merch fucking mexican shit, you know lots of steven king books on that shelf But it was like a closet. I loved it. I really I really enjoyed this I believe in new i'm working on the script. I believe this will save us from friday And then as he says that we see the entire conversation that are happening is on his fucking gateway. Okay I did we skip over the whole idea where it was just like the whole world believed in friday at first And then we got kind of silly with it And because it just became like fun for everybody Freddy is basically becoming real and he's trying to breach into our realm well even like she brought it up with your favorite character The doctor. She's like friday's like Santa Claus now. He's like it's not a big deal Thank you Bring it back to this because this is kind of like the big pivot of this movie is just like We've made them just like a joke in our world Yeah, and that's kind of fucking cool about this movie is that like we're trying to get back in the horror aspect Is that why friday's pissed off because he's a joke in our world Maybe did I ever talk to you guys or do you know? Sorry? I know this episode's going long, uh, but um, no, it's perfect It's a guest episode. I don't know if you guys are like 40 minutes under right now, uh, or if I ever brought it up When they were doing Freddy's dead and they were gonna bring him back peter jaxon peter jaxon of dead alive fame um and nothing else Exactly, we saved new line with lord the rings moves. Yep. He uh He wrote a script for it And the idea was that freddy had become such a fucking joke That kids were intentionally taking sleeping pills Dreaming going to the dream world and just fucking with freddy like kicking the shit out of him and stuff like it was a thing And then at one point a kid like Stumbles falls on freddy and his glove gets them and then people like oh shit He's back and that's how freddy starts to get his mojo back. I'm like that would have been way cooler than What we got? Yeah, so if I like I think that's perfect if you were to do a freddy movie today You could definitely fucking do that with a kid who's like got a you to like a pre logan paul Like when he's like 15 and he's trying to do youtube content. He won't see a dead body And he's like bitch. I'm gonna. I'm gonna fucking summon freddy tonight Right, you know, he does that shit, but then he like gets a horribly murdered You could do a fun aspect with freddy with that like it's a timeless thing. It's just The idea has been so bastardized at this point. Like they don't know what to do with it anymore so All right, she gets her answers from why she goes home. She's she's doing her research at schizophrenia She's worried about don't and she realizes that sometimes people are misdiagnosed to schizophrenia We're just suffering from sleep deprivation, but she knows her son has so While she's doing that the tv pops up And we hear we learn at chocolatary The fx guys who worked with chase have been found dead and the freddy mask Not mask, but uh glove is going missing right and then earthquake hits All the power goes out on the house tv goes off and then she's just left alone in the dark and she's Kind of creeping around her house trying to feel She like goes downstairs looking for dylan while that's happening in freddy like emerges from the mattress Oh, that's right But she freddy emerges from the the mattress, right? You like pops up out of it. Yeah, I believe it was the mattress I'm back bitch And then he uh the attacks her And he starts going to kill her And he's going he slashes around her forearm and there are four marks not three I counted But for some reason it's like he gets those slashes off and she wakes up. Yeah, she wakes up again It's almost like she's trained to do this even though a movie trainer to do it So see that's a thing Movies teach you they're not this whole point of the the doctor you're in love with is like movies are harmful and they'll make you And it's like maybe if you mimic movies you can learn how to save yourself the next time freddy comes to you in real life Almost like they're saying all of our fucking uh zombie apocalypse larpers are actually training for something real there. Yeah, yeah, yeah I'd say something when we get thrown off youtube Cut to the hospital We see julies there looking for dylan too. She's like I saw him in a dream And I have to see him But he has something happened. He's like he got he what was this all of a sudden he's in an oxygen tank or an attense Yeah, I don't recall what the explanation for this was what yeah, there's no explanation guys. I got my explanation for you right here I'm a big fan of the movie et And for some reason eliot ended up in the oxygen thing And so west said I like that movie I want this kid I need a whisper more, but I want to pick up on Mike. I'm sorry. Um, I want this kid to be in an oxygen tank The he wanted the scene of someone tearing through an oxygen intent so badly. This makes no sense why he's an oxygen I liked it though. I thought it was they would just put the fucking thing in his nose. They wouldn't fucking put him in a tent Yeah So but she goes with it. She's like whatever you guys want to do with my kid fine, you know, yeah The doctor's like I need to talk to you. You're a horrible parent. Can we talk? Yeah, griffin's girlfriend is like you fucking suck as a parent. You shouldn't ever pro-created. Let's have a chat Wait, you're bleeding because she's trying to make like it like heathers crazy And she is like it's like hereditary craziness because she's like are you cut her because she's got the four cuts Yeah, this doctor Uh, what have won the gold medal and jumping to conclusions? Yeah, she would have like most people that say movies harm you or video games. Yeah She's definitely on the wrong side of the argument here, but I got to say She instead of giving the compliment sandwiches. We like to say she gives this shit sandwich. Yeah, you're fucking terrible ass mutter Is that a cut on your arm? Also, your fuck your son is fucking it's completely your fault. Let's go into the office here. Are you a crackhead? What's wrong with you? AKA the broom closet we're gonna choke you out with a fucking broomstick. You goddamn fucking bitch Are you on crack right now? Oh Tell us how you really feel griff You're your son keeps bringing up this bad man. Is it Freddy the star of the movie that you Has he been watching your goddamn movies? He's Instead of parenting your child. Do you just plop him in front of the tv with that filth you were in How much time does that kid get? I want to see my fucking son. So she just walks out as you should. She's being insulted by this fucking She might even have a kid the doctor, but she's telling her how to fucking raise her kid I love that. I love that. We see him in his little oxygen tent fast asleep. That's all right Maybe it was it wasn't oxygen. Maybe it was just some fucking ether or so That I mean Oh, how I understand it that is how uh sleep broke dope smoker Is that all went into the oxygen uh the fucking ether chamber So heather takes a little nap Sitting in the chair watching over a son and then I'll be here is Boop boop boop Oh my god, my son's dead Everybody starts freaking out Elliot wait You see what I just did there? I'm going easy again. Yes fucking dylan wakes up fucking uh hather stirs awake and dylan just Like a goddamn robot. He does the fucking michael miters hinge. He sure does Yeah, and then he takes a little fucking reader off his Finger like robotic. I was like damn this kid is actually doing a good job here. I'm almost there heather bitch I'm almost Yeah He spews black tar all over because he's been smoking a few packs. That's why he was an oxygen tent Yeah, and just use black tar on the fucking heavens guys remember what I said about julie's breakfast routine apparently Dylan's also went under a breakfast routine 14 cigarettes 2 pots of office dylan had and two great fruit I thought it was freddy talking to her on but it's just this fucking cigarette It's not the cigarettes that give you the gravely voice. It's the fucking grinding on uh goddamn grapefruit ruby red Are you kidding me ruby bridge throat? Doctor of nurses come in and they're doing the whole Paddles on the chest. She had to do it compressions. You're doing everything They're doing airplane noises for the paddles, which I didn't think you had to do for a kid I thought at that point. Well, it's for the nurses to say you know get your hands off the body And griffs girlfriend barges in and there she's like Restrain her don't let her near that kid talking about heather Yeah, and oh my god like booty tang with a belt they go And whip her what I tell you my name is why I tell you my damey. She actually said that Maybe that's why I love her um whip Heather to her fucking chair and they're like we're gonna spin Spain spoon feed this kid some adrena chrome QAnon motherfucker Give me a needle of full of that and she puts her hand up and she's got the fucking 10 ccs of cliggy lard She's uh, I'm going in most americans have about 10 ccs of killing you lard in their arteries. Oh Real americans real americans Puts her hand up and it's fucking was it the glove or did it have like syringes on it? It was just the glove, right? I think it was just the glove. It was just the glove. Yeah The new shitty glove new shitty and then the cut by way cut back It's freddy and he's ready to stab away at fucking uh delan And she uh she wakes up and she sees that delan is gone And she's like where's my son dylan dylan And they're like she's getting it's three in the morning. He's getting some tests done Yeah in the closet downstairs next to the janitor's closet. You can't go down there by the way Fuck I can There's no other room more precious than the janitor's closet So she goes down there looking scream dylan dylan I was going down to the bar looking for her son Riff's dead set and extending this another two hours. I want this Nine hours Because she goes down to where they're doing some fucking get an MRI. I don't want the fuck they're doing He's just in a fucking like doctor's room This is what I mean It's just like the most random weirdest room in the weirdest corner of this hospital It also was weird. How I think by like 94 Everyone was wearing scrubs the nurses are wearing the old fashioned like white dresses And yeah, I bet they didn't have that thing on their head too. Oh, yeah, the hat Yeah, it's like the sexy nun house a non nurse hospital instead of like a real hospital We just want scrubs But a nurse these nurses are caddiest fuck. They're like going I heard he doesn't even let us him sleep at all There's this great moment because they're taking Heather down To see dellum and they pass by main Doctor And the nurse passes off and she's caddie. This is the instagram thought. This is the girl who's got an only fan side gig going on Ah, by the way, uh, this kid hasn't slept in like 14 Days He doesn't sleep Also My name, uh, is hot nurse on only fans. I come Look me up So, uh, Heather just barges are way into the room. Julie's already there. Yeah with dellin Comforting him. This is my real mom And she's like She's she's like fuck. I've lost my son. I know I'll go back and get rax That'll get me back in my son's good grades. You know what? West didn't really Lean into this as much as he did but Golden Globes Theater knows what they see And that's what was happening was that Julie was stealing mom mode away from right She knows, you know, she was fucking jace And that was exactly what she was gonna replace him Yeah, that was what was really driving Heather's insanity here was the fact that she was being replaced as a mother because she wasn't around her son And she doesn't even work in movie anymore. So what's her excuse? Be a mom Be a man. So I Once again always taking the sight of the doctor. I swear don't believe me. I read this broad. Oh, I forgot. She's dead Guys, so as she goes to leave to leave she's gonna like they grab her security grabs her. You're not leaving them Yeah, we need to harass you They take her into another small room at janitor's closet. I think you were talking about yeah their interrogation room Yeah Well, that's going on Julie. They're like They're ready to just inject fucking dealing with whatever. Well, yeah, well when they're taken Heather out. She tells Julie don't let him sleep. Yep And Julie's cool. She's like hey, I respect you even though you're a terrible mother. I'll be a good kid I've heard you're a terrible mother mainly from this doctor So i'm gonna believe it Look back to the begin the first scene where we get introduced to Julie She has so many looks at her face like this bitch can't handle a child Look at that Hey, i've seen enough porn where the babysitter replaces the wife. So it's a real thing So they're getting the uh giant ass syringe. Yeah And she's like what is in that you don't need to know this I'd say I go in to it, but I want to get this episode on youtube But we know what's in that fucking syringe. It's a weirdo something to help him to win And as julie's playing defense and they did the old switcheroo or the other nurse has a syringe and Slams it into fucking dillings on julie comes off like a fucking right by the way Super late reaction by dillin. I was really disappointed in this kid He gets the fucking shot and then likes one mississippi too. Oh You know, i'm gonna give him some grace on that Because in the movie he's sleep deprived. He's tired. He's out of it Hey, and have you ever been like in the middle of the night you wake up to go pee You smash boy. Do i have something And then and there's like that like you're so tired you're like, oh fuck that hurt Oh, fuck that really hurt I had that happen to me before so it's one of the worst things about getting old you gotta get up and pee I don't wanna get out of bed. What was the last time? I'm 37. I'm a few years younger than uh, you know some of us here um Yeah, I don't know the last time I had like a full eight Oh, dude Since we got dogs Oh my god, your dogs are that bad dude. Yeah No, shit Okay, so she's going off to get rags. Murray doesn't he's avoiding the question completely. He doesn't even want to talk about his and night routine No, I haven't I'm with you. I haven't slept eight hours straight in the longest time. Yeah Just glazing over it doesn't want to tell us what do you want to know? Listen doesn't want to be real with us. Listen. I I was the one who brought the conversation up I was want to derail this unlike you figure out more about Murray's bladder. All right. Yeah Well, we know he's got a squirting thing. That's true. I love this man. I'm just trying to make sure he can be converse. That's why I'm looking straight at the eye right now I bring up the conversation and he's telling me I'm eluding it when griff Is the centerfold of playgirl magazine? Well, he's her non's are going to be squirting and dead nurses They've already They've uh had me in there. They just uh photoshopped over my face and put glint bow up there. That's why I hate them Fair of that. That makes sense. That's right. All right. We're going back to that janitor closet where the security is holding Uh, uh, heather against her will and they're scolding her more about what a horrible mother. She is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah You got the cops in there. You know you would be a real good mom. It's just security. She should just fuck you. I'm leaving They're hospital security and yet they have fucking uh, uh, uh, uh, uh Goddamn dirty hairy magnums to her head right now telling her do you realize what a bad mom you are? Yeah, they're like we're gonna put your kid in foster care all this time. He's whipped that out All he knows the kid hasn't slept in a while. Yeah Not not for any reason. It's not just like but they're just assuming it's because mom is keeping her awake with horror movies, right Which I still slept while when I was terrified by horror movies I never lost sleep as a young and watching horror movies There was one instance where I was afraid to come out of the bathroom in the middle of the night because I paused a movie went in the uh, bathroom to pee and I was like What are the chances of Jason's out there? I was dealing age probably when this movie came out and I was watching Friday the 13th and shit And you know what saved me from those movies falling asleep because I would get fucking creeped out and I would fall asleep and be fine So there we go So while they're scolding her her four cuts I counted them four started bleeding again And she's like fuck this because she knows she's like Freddy's back. I have to go for asking you my son. So she runs back to that room and this is where Julie has her experience with friday And it's a callback to the first movie with tina The first kill we ever see in the nightmare alm street franchise. It's a fucking incredible kill then Do you think it lives up to that initial? So this one's a little different Because occasionally you see friday in this one Yes, there's instances where he's not there Then there's somewhere he is because you're supposed to be seeing through because at this point dylan has been ejected with some kind of sleep thing So this is where I got confused who we were talking about earlier because julie's awake right So it's it's dylan's dream that's bringing he like maybe he's breaking through to the other side Like the grateful dead said that's in 1980. I know Was this like you're quoting a movie that the Man, you didn't understand mike's joke there. Oh, man. I don't I knew what what awful 90s movie That's it is that it's probably a show. It was just a mike joke I was just just it was just having fun with like those shirts because you're the punk rock legend. Fuck rock authority Um, you didn't that's why I got his minor threat joke, but you didn't get it. So I got it You're like what and then he said out of step. I think he's just Breaking through into the real world at this point. He's getting so powerful. This is what west was afraid of Okay, that's why he's right in the next movie. But to answer your question. No, it's not as good as the original kill because uh ronnie Sells the what the fuck is going on perfectly way better than we got like sedated little kid who's just like julie Yeah, I will agree. I thought you say it wasn't good because he had a green fedora instead of the brown one This is where we get to see he's got the lady bitch This is where he got to see right this way my bitch transcoating mafia motherfucker He's wearing a trench coat and those sweet docs. I'm so sorry for that reference. I know what that stabs her So like you said we're still getting both views. We're getting the nurses use who have no idea what's going on And we're getting they had to go fetch a key and they break in just as all the maskers happening. All right Keep playing you mike Oh, yeah, so uh julie's on the ceiling at this point She's reaching for dylan dylan's reaching for her and then freddy Like flix her forehead and snaps her neck Yeah, it can happen in a dream And so so she did and she falls from the ceiling down to the ground nurses are like what the fuck Well, i'm out of here my shift's over so By they're trying to get the fuck either as fast as possible, but Heather is not of course She's running to the chaos. She's running against stream. She gets down. She is a good mother That's why yeah, exactly and she gets down there and dylan's gone and griff's girlfriend is there and she says Miss hagaman Where? Where's my kid? She's like, I don't know We sedated the shit out of him. Yeah, and she was like He sleep box you idiot a lot Sandlot. Sandlot. Sandlot. The kid is that sandlot. We can't we can't have these two together about sandlot coming up So i was waiting for that mr. Sandlot Well, that's awesome. Possibly james ril jums his favorite role our best role. No, no I brought that up to my brother and he's like griff He didn't play the role you think he played What? Because i was like, yeah, he was that guy and my brother's like no he wasn't he was the blind neighbor Who was the beast? Yeah, that's the role he played. Yes, I knew exactly the role he played and I delivered a lot Listen tell your kenio mega crunchy hair loving motherfucking brother That you were right. He gets it. I told you how long Brothers piece of shit I've never had a bad experience with your brother, but fuck your brother. He's wrong. You're right Finally getting it So he's sleepwalking remember they're just right across from the freeway All he's got to do is cross that freeway and he's home sweet home. This is like The message of the suburbs here just cross the freeway It'll be okay. Just go ahead cross that freeway And he's uh, and it was okay. He didn't get hit Uh, it took literally we look up to the clouds bats. He's yeah, and then Friday I am a cloud bitch and he reaches the cloud out and live try yelling at this cloud bitch I'll give you a horny bitch I'm the same. That's like the most overused phrase now the yelling at clouds Oh, oh 1,000 percent us and it would be topical. It's about 94. They probably that was when that episode probably came out Anyway, we got bad cj. He's like freddy god and he's just toying with fucking diller picking him up. No, you saw him dylan because how they're trying to get to him. Yeah, I don't think he was toying with dylan I think he was toying with heather For me. That's how I understand. Well, he's well. He's literally treating dylan like a toy. Yeah, he's picking him up Dylan is the toy, but I thought he was mocking heather. We don't need to argue this with we're both right Yeah, there are so we get a lot of bad green screen where heather's almost getting run over Apparently it took them forever to get that shot of the semi and her like ducking out of the way And still it's awful. Yeah. Yeah, it was bad So somehow dylan makes it across Heather gets hit Surviving another fucking freeway. They're going at least fucking 55, right If sammy hagar's driving way more And she just brushes it off and just it gets that adrenaline rush you get when you're like your kids in danger Yeah, that's definitely yeah, so they run to the house. I got confused. I got confused and then Because I was like, okay I thought they were at the fucking elm street house, which eventually it becomes the elm street house But I'm like, so I was like, where the fuck are they because I I got totally lost with the whole I think we're right across from the freeway. So I was like, okay We're in a dream again because she got knocked out by being hit by the car. No, right? They're literally back home Right. And then when john sakson pops up. I'm like, oh, we're on elm street, right? Because there was a moment where she called john sakson hey john sakson Always using full name john sakson. I need a little bit of help. I'm at the hospital. My son is escaped I don't know where he went to maybe he could go back to my house. I'll meet you there ready to look for my son Fortunately, he lives in the same area. So he he runs just got there john sakson somehow is an ethereal being where he's always within like Two miles of a fertile woman being. I don't know how that works out So we get to jump dirty. I'm sorry get the sex and scare where we think it's something grabs her And we think it's Freddy. No, it's john sakson john sakson everything's gonna be all right We're all calm down off the john sakson's here what can go wrong And so he's like heather what the hell's going on here or does he say Nancy Because he says how they're first. Yeah, this is where the movie gets really fucking kind of cool Cuz we're really blurring those lines. I really like that. I really like the third act of this movie She's like Freddy kiss a lot real. He killed Julie. You're fucking Are you on the pill? You're probably on the pill Let me explain to you women are stupid when they're on the pill That's it. Okay. No more no no nothing else women are stupid around the pill Nancy and she's like what what and then We're in we're in it. When did this happen? When did they enter the nightmare world? Is he asleep and he brought his mother into it? Is she knocked out from that fucking car crash? I have no idea. When the transition happened It's kind of cool. It's kind of weird because like the hospital scene and like we were explaining Because it doesn't exactly make sense It was a throwback to the first kill scene of Freddy But it doesn't make sense. So it's like What are Freddy's powers under real earth like So I thought that was kind of cool so John I don't remember what his Character's name was at nightmare. I'm straight. But no what was his name? No He uh, he's all of a sudden he's he's playing the character from night round street He's got the policeman's like alpha now with the badge She know this is the badge and then she earned close turn into pajamas That's right. It's just like we saw in the very first nightmare scene of this movie. Right. Yep And she's like fuck. I'm in the nightmare while that's going on We see Freddy emerged from the matches like his fifth time emerging from a mattress I'm back bitch She runs it looking for Dylan night, Marnell street playing on every fucking monitor in the house Which is two two TVs. This is in like modern days where we have TVs everywhere. She's rich. Remember Two two two. That's right. She's rich. She's got a fucking tv in the kitchen Holy fuck. He must be rich man. How many inches is that? Cordless phone Wow, these people are rich. Oh my god. Two cars. They own two cars guys And we all got to go see this new Joker movie together. No, we're not. We're not talking about the Joker We're getting through this fucking movie So She's looking for Delon screaming Delon And she noticed he left a little bread crumbs for or should I say pill crumbs for her I don't know this is where we get into fog it fucking else in wonderland now. It's like fucking Is it else in wonderland? Lick is fucking singing feature head or is it a handful and Gretel? It is Han so and Gretel. It's a Bugs Bunny cartoon would say Han so yeah Gretel And she's just like fuck went in wrong. She's popping those fucking plus She's back to a freak off. That's our prior shot at her job in the first nightmare West Craven invented the freak off 10 years ago when I was on the Nickelodeon set. I They just want to see my feet for some reason. I'm sorry And then she climbs under the sheets and she sees a nice little waterslide the hell And she takes it my waterslide the hell are you taking that? No, I don't get wet recreationally Griff. You're listening to this What in your record? You don't even wait you know one thing you guys haven't come you like a dry like a dry you don't like a pool. No Is it the I only I only want to dry off once a day once a day as a kid. I used to love swimming Love the water sports as a kid What do you remember the day that happened great squirting joke and he just rolls right over it. What happened I said loved the water sports as a kid Oh shit I went innocent here because I really want to know what happened with him and swimming Nothing there was no there was no traumatic thing or anything. I just got over I'm drawing off a second time in a day. I agree with this, but at the same time I have our time. I like swimming. Murray. When did you give up on swimming? I don't like it at all. I've never liked the beach You've never liked swimming We had to fucking do it because we were poor when I was young so that you go to the beach because you don't have to pay for the beach But as But uh No, I hate the fucking I like you know, I like inner moisture. I don't like outer moisture. You're the opposite I like moist food. We know this And so no, I don't like being wet either. I'm with him. Fuck that. I don't like being wet I I roast my roasted pistachios in the oven by the way. That's what Murray is referring to is I Dry roast my dry roasted foods. Right. That's so does Mike. That's the thing that that's the thing that you get bonded over And yet I love the ocean. I love a pool I love I love feeling the chlorine. You know what? I love finishing episodes. Yeah, because we got we got another 20 minutes I was like I was watching the movie like 20 more minutes. What the fuck? I think wrap it up fucking people. All right. We're in we she waterslides down to freddy hell After she's taking the trail of sleeping pill right yeah to bring people back into where we left off with our non-cycler So she lands in the hot tub from hell By the way great hot tub. Yeah, please can we just say it cligulard? Was obviously in this you could see oh yeah, on top. Well, yeah, well, and then later on There's a staircase made out of cligulard. I know I loved it And guys as we know fad always rises at the top just like cream Uh she hears Dylan crying on mommy And then she notices a script like flapping in the wind She opens it up. Yeah, and it's telling her everything she needs a west finally finished the script Yeah, and he sent it to her in the dream. That's right. She's reading through the whole fucking thing She's just like what the fuck this is life as i've known at the last few days and we we've been seeing this as the audience And then we get a jump scare. It's just Dylan. He's like mommy And then freddy jumps up and i'm gonna let i'm gonna let mike have this line um Meet your maker pick a pet for the rugrat bitch Because we see a bunch of eels. He had chased him. Dylan just fucking leaves his mom Oh, yeah, you see a bunch of eels and a couple of lines and we know what that means A boy does freddy learn what it means because hazard is shoves an eel up his axe with a line Do you always die to us? Climbs is it or lubricate? I don't know what it does. I just know guy did it and freddy's probably into that shit Yeah, freddy heard about this. I mean this is the queen freddy's a kinky motherfucker Freddy's like having the most intense orgasm Which you know you can't do anything when that's going on. So that gives her an escape. He's just like I mean, I hate to say it. We know it gets freddy off. So it's like yeah this all What he has I thought Mike was giving me a signal He has post nut clarity because after he comes he comes to and grabs heather again And thankfully little Dylan with a little steak knife stabs threddy in the leg. God. Can you okay? I'm so sorry, but you said it Posting out clarity even for normal people is a thing. What is it like for freddy who is a child molesting? Dream-weaving motherfucker like what is his post nut clarity like I shouldn't be these kids dream anymore Yeah, you can't he's like what am I doing my life? I chicken. I have all these powers I see singing that I should get into some widow women's dreams or something like what is freddy's like Right like the things I can do with my tongue and dreamland and I'm busy chasing kids. What's what am I doing? He could be living like the old hair metal days right now. Nothing but a good time He could be that when they could be drifting. Oh, let's be real freddy would be more of an unskinny bopped type guy unskinny bopped Murray Boys and song fucking fat chicks Excuse me unskin it's very youtube word unskinny Thank you, Murray Hey, give it up to fucking brett michaels from like, yeah, I'd like I like some pleasantly plump I'm not afraid to say it. That was a very brave thing for him to say that was he didn't say that Yeah, that's a real song by poison unskinny bopped unskinny bopped just blows him away all night and day. Yeah That's why i said what you're supposed to carry on that song. We're gonna continue. Yeah He's he's so I think he did. Oh my god. What the fuck grip is done. Here comes millie smashing things I fell out of my chair to collapse Millie came by to see he's okay. He's okay mill all right, so I think you're right. He had posts on clarity. He's like, what am I doing my life? He's so angry lashes out at Heather knocks her out and starts chasing after dylan again So he's like toying with dylan. He's scaring this kid terrifying him. He's popping up everywhere I want a blue glue for you Dylan heads for the nearest incinerator Jumps in it Hiding from freddy. I will say as a kid we had a fake gas fireplace at my house And I was constantly trying to retreat to it You would think that for someone who's one weakness is incinerators and the master of dreamland Why the fuck would you ever allow an incinerator in dreamland got if he okay, how are you gonna heat that hat up? Murray we had this question. I said Yeah, and then we go to fucking Uh freddy's layer domain whatever What is this place? What would you call this place? What are you? Is it hell? Is it a section of hell? I have no idea Okay, did he buy some real estate in hell fred land. I don't know fred land. Okay Okay, that's all that's all. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry So he can't reach through the incinerator. It's much too small a door But remember this is dreamland. He can do whatever he wants. You think he could shrink himself and go in there No, he's got to taunt the kid. Right. Well, adrenochrom. This is the origins of adrenochrom So his arms start stretching out a little delan Very roomy incinerator, but yeah, it is very roomy. Yeah, and he's like mommy Heather starts running We've we pointed out earlier the stairs were made out of colegial art So she's just her feeder to sinking in it. That's right freddy finally grabs fucking uh delan He's reeling him in He goes full fucking boa constrictor on i'm stretching out the jaw By the way, a boa constrictor comes off in the movie in like two minutes here Yeah, so still let you know Yeah, hammer home that imagery very on the note And it also calls back to i think three where he becomes a snake, right? And he's a swallow's protector our cat Mm-hmm. Yep. Remember some of mine Look at him. Yeah, Patricia. I think that was her first movie of uh that jungle movie. We know that's where's in our cat Oh, where's in our cat? Patricia cat's the blonde That doesn't i don't remember it. She was in four-sided triangle season two episode of tales from the crypt. Yeah, we all remember That was scarecrow So good. This is what i mean. Love mike. Yeah, you remember Listen that one stuck with me because i saw that for the first time about the time i was reading goosebumps uh the night of the What's the name of it the scarecrow one? Anyway, we're almost done. We're almost done. We're almost there We're so close. He's just about to go down on delan And he is he's literally No, I I wish you're the child molester. We're not like we're not slandering freddy. He is a child We're not slandering the child molester. Right. He is one. He is a child molester Heather finally makes it through that kilogular field and stabs him from behind So they dillin uh the dillin runs away There's a little escape hatch in the incinerator, but it's blocked by a bow constrictor He manages to push it out of the way He nuts up He nuts up it goes through it faces the snake slithers at it and then just pushes beyond it And I think they both reminiscent of that his favorite story Hansel and Gretel Han they push freddy into the incinerator his greatest fear And then so what's he do he does the old frog move Tongue lashes out start strangling heather with his tongue Well, this is where dillin decides. I'm a fucking badass. Now mom, right grabs the tongue He's beaten the foregun masters. There we go tip of the tongue stabs it into the most sensitive part of the tongue the tip Yeah hardest part of the ring. Yeah And that fucks freddy up man his tongue loosens around her. They're free They just turn up the old heat on the incinerator It's got a nice digital dial to it remote control and everything even in 94 So they're just comfortably Yep, and hopefully there was a manual. It was the prototype for that nest It was the prototype for nest. Thank you So they they actually had the they didn't have the quite ring dial that we use nowadays They had like a little dot, you know, like fucking pushpin thing burn baby burn bitch and he gets It's like the lamest wave killing for it With this giant inferno now the hell was so methane is everywhere his so that is his only weakness That's his kryptonite is fire. So if you can burn him in a dream, you can stop freddy Yeah, I think that's how they end up killing them Most times in these movies. He'll never learn never learn. Yeah Well, that's because that's his kink. That's his Like the guy who pushes the fucking rock up the hill and falls down He's like next time. I'm gonna fucking wait a minute. I just got that for you. Yeah. I know it's amazing Sisyphus. Yeah Good for you, buddy I need it My moment in the pretty it's made you a cannonball into the hot tub and come back to the real world Come flying out the other side of the sheets rex is in there protecting his post as he was destroyed He got ripped. He had ripped off We're saved mommy and the witch She's glad And heather notices that script that was he dropped off You know, he just let me know traveled through the portal with that, right And does he lays a little no that i'm gonna let mike read It's not gonna get picked up on them. I'll try to do it a little bit louder Heather Thanks for having the guts to play Nancy one last time I last at lit at last freddy's back where he belongs regards west So he takes credit for everything at the end. He's like wasn't for much that motherfucker This whole awful week. You've been living me. You're welcome. I did it me Is that the story the story about how my dad was brutally murdered read it for me mommy She reads it from from the beginning heather was in bed squirting by herself I get one last squirt shift in there. You're just on a bitch at the end. We've been in a perfect And you flocked it out, which means we have to do it again next week All right, mike we've done by the way if you didn't listen el toepo and you don't know the premise of this month mike's gonna cover Is this is this your favorite one if you're favor all the franchises or what does it sound like is there any method to the mad There is the method remember this one's the outlier because it didn't fit because okay nightmare two was going to be So you explain it with their next we have no no we're going to explain it at the end at the end Okay, you got to listen to every episode. I like it. I love it. I mean This guy knows how to hype shit There's a lot of meat left on our horrible because we only do four to five episodes a year. Yeah, so Right So all right, so we've tackled the fly who is he the george washington of the mount rush more of modern horror Oh, buddy. No, no because george is first on it, right? Yeah. Yeah. No, he's not okay He's the he's not teddy roseth all is he no no all right. So he is we'll say he's the thomas jefferson. Yeah, we'll say that What is the next course of the the mount rush more of modern horror we explained last week if you listened Nightmare on the street friday thirteenth halloween and texas chainsaw massacre. So mike. What is the next selection for schlocktober? Well, i'm glad you asked because um What what do what's halloween about at its base level? What's what's the holiday halloween about until you turn 13 And you become a man and you can know you no longer trick or treat There you go. So this one west cravings new nightmare not not my mom street seven is pretty Regarded as one of the better nightmare movies. Oh, so that yeah, this episode was designed to be a treat for you All right next week. I'm so sorry. We Are going to have a trick and we are going to stay in the nineties 19 the two hours Nine it is not at least i don't think it is 1995 to be precise i think i know where you're going with this and we are do you i think i'm gonna let you say We are going with the classic texas The next generation aka the return of the texas chance i'm asking aka the return of matthew mccotter hay and renezo wager Renee is that wager? Yep I said wager. I didn't say that slur Wow, you motherfucker. I told him i told if i'm like he's the one he's gonna pick When i hate look if you look i haven't seen any of the two thousands except the very first one i've tried to hate those more if i am fully prepared To defend this movie against the two next week i'm excited for that because it yeah um I just want to say like me and maria but uh like we're used to having griffness in july We're not used to having melaboo mike in october Well monster mike for this monster mike, but still the odors have worked out So it's not a literative like we like monster mike is the literative well monster mike is but october doesn't work No what? I don't know. I'm lost. I don't know where he's going for him. Are we just completely dead in the water here What's the literative about griffness in july? It wasn't but it's perfect Just work all right be bringing in that right there uh A treat for mike a trick for me next week texas chance i'm as a cure for the next generation the next generation. 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