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More like, Wumbo, because we can all unite under Wumbo. Hi. Get in here. Get into my Wumbo. Come here, hold my hand while we Wumbo. I Wumbo. You Wumbo. We Wumbo. We Wumbo. Yeah, thank you. Hands are claiming. All OK? Oh, no. I am sick as a dog, but I want you guys-- Are you really? God, yeah. What's wrong? I have a sinus infection. Do you? Yeah. Did you get an antibiotics? No. That was antibiotics. No. No antibiotics. Why? Because you don't subscribe to those. I'm just trying to take less medication, which is good, because I'm on so many random ones over the counter. Now that I'm hallucinating, I just feel so weird. Which, by the way, remember the last-- I'm just worried that it's going to go worse if you're not taking antibiotics. See, I wasn't worried until I bent down to put on my shoes this morning, and I was scared. You need to take antibiotics. I was like, one of my eyes just come out. Seriously. Yeah, I need to. OK, I'm going to go back. Yeah, you need to get those, because it gets so much worse. They prescribed me. I just need to go pick it up from them. Yes, you need to go get those. Antibiotics are so wonderful, because you take one, and you're like, oh, that's what it was. Yeah. It's crazy. Have I told the story about-- really quick, I just want to circle back to-- we were recording twice this week, we recorded it on Monday or Tuesday. We're recording Monday, and now it's Friday. And now it's Friday. So Monday, when I was getting, like, bouts of depression, I think I was just really tired from being sick, and I was kind of, like, nodding off, and I was just trying to stay awake. Right. And I was taking drowsy on accident, and I realized I was taking drowsy suit if I had-- Oh, my god. That is-- I don't know how you were pushing through that. Do you want to hear the worst thing in the world? Yeah. I woke up this morning, and I got all these-- I got all these-- I'm taking my Wonder pills, what I call it. It's my wellness pills. The wellness capsule? They work. Like, I don't know-- No, people swear by that. I've asked my doctor-- like, my doctor friends, they're like, they usually are like, you don't need to take supplements if you don't have-- what is it called when you have less or something? A deficiency in this. You don't need to take iron unless you're deficient in iron, you know? And-- because you just pee it out. And you'll notice that's why your pee is so yellow or whatever. And she's like, actually, I don't have anything to say about that, those. And, like, lion's mane and stuff. She's like, yeah. I'm worried. Yeah. But-- Have you ever had zinc on an empty stomach? Yeah. Are you asking if I've had needed to pull over my car to throw up before? Yeah. You taste the zinc, and you go, oh. Oh. No. Oh. It's happening. Everything's fine for five minutes. And then all of a sudden, you're like, oh my god. I have the stomach bug, like, really bad. It's like, you're about to fly. Do you know what I mean? It's like that you're a hauler. The worst, I have had a lot of feelings in my life, particularly feelings in the stomachal region. Having zinc on an empty stomach is the worst feeling. And sometimes, in my new-- especially in my new emergency crystals, which are these-- I love emergency. Yeah. And you can take the kind that's just in the packets, I think, on an empty stomach. I take those on an empty stomach, and I'm fine. But there's these new crystals that are like pop rocks. Oh. That you don't need water for. Uh-huh. And so I just took two of those. And then, I was like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Look at the package. Zinc. Zinc. So just be careful, everyone, if you're doing-- if you're going to pop rocket mode. Eat something before. Yeah. I can't take anything on an empty stomach because I'll start to taste it when it burped. Oh. No. The issue-- I think there's something, like, in the formula that it's like you'll throw up in T minus five, if you don't-- if you-- and the worst part is trying to shove down a cracker to try to stop it. Mouth is so dry. Your mouth is so dry, you're gagging, but you've got to get that saltine down just to stop everything. Oh, my God. It's hell on earth. Anyway, sorry. No. Going. Well, this morning I woke up and I had bought some new vitamin C gummies. Guess what those look exactly like? Lemmy? No, weed gummies. Yeah. Like, they look exactly the same. That's a gummy, it's a gummy. A gummy, it's a gummy. And I had put the weed gummies because I was traveling. Like, I just put some in my docket, pick one up. Your docket. Pick one up and go. Hold on. They're identical. Mm-hmm. Oh, my gosh. Maybe I'm-- maybe I'm on Gavin Newsom's side with the-- we're making them too, like, like available and like, delicious. What is he saying? Weed gummies are vitamin C gummies. I think it's-- you know, yeah, he's anti-vitamin C. I think-- I think he's saying like, some of the drink things that are being sold just like-- Like cans? Yeah, because when I was in New York, we just went into a-- a bodega and they just like sold cans. And I'm like, I've had a can that like, made me question if I was dreaming. Right. Or like, if I was a sleeper, like a wick. I can't imagine being-- Well, they're selling them an air wand now. Yeah, and like, like a 12-year-old could go to, you know, like, that's great. Well, they sell alcohol and groceries, too. Yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about. I think they-- I don't know what I'm advocating for. All good. Yeah, you're right. It's just like at the end of the day, if you stand for nothing, what do you fall for? Aaron Burr. What? Good job, sir. [chuckles] I gave you chilies. Yeah. Well, no, just because Burr is always going to-- Oh. --being cold. Oh. Aaron, oh, what I was going to say. I was going to say, have I told a story about having mono in here yet? Multiple times. Yeah. Tell it again for good luck. Well, I don't want to get gross, like, right off the bat, but I know what I'm getting really sick because I always get tonsil stones and, like, a lot of people don't experience tonsil stones. I don't think I've had one. Have you? Kenny? Izzy? Okay. Grace, over there. Have you? Okay. So I think it's, like, affecting one and-- it's affecting two and five people in America. We've got about a 20% tonsil stone rate right now. And I have had some this week, so I'm like, okay, what I'm feeling is real, what I'm feeling is valid. I'm sick. And when I had mono, when the one day when I called in sick to work, thinking I was really depressed because I was like, why am I so tired all the time? And I'm pushing through every day at work. I'm like, I must be depressed. No, I had mono. And I'm, like, falling asleep at this meeting and couldn't keep my head up. I go home on a Friday. I wake up. I go to sleep at, like, five. I wake up on a Sunday. And I was like, what? I died. Sorry I died. And when I woke up, I hadn't talked to anyone, obviously, in, like, two days. No, I missed calls, by the way. And I look out my window and I was like, what time is it? Because the fires had hit while I was asleep, had hit Santa Monica. And so it was noon, a clock, but it was pitch black. I could see this up, barely. And I called my mom and I'm like, man, I hadn't talked out loud, so I didn't hear it. My mouth is swollen, so I shut that I sounded like Kermit, and I looked all tons of sounds. Ooh. Yeah. So I went to the... How do you get them out? Don't tell me. They just come out. Oh. Or you can like... Are they like... Can you hold them? Yeah. They're like... Yeah. They're like real, like, a kidney stone. Oh my God. Did I tell you about what my kiss, my kissters, my sister's kidney stone looked like? You were able to view it? She has it. She had a... She had an open calf. I was shocked to see that. It's like a diamond, a gorgeous diamond. Oh, it's been under the pressure of her ear through. Eurethra. Eurethra. But like, that would be fun for like a celebrity now. Like... Like... Madame Tussauds, kidney stone viewing, is it there? There are some people who would like buy at Harry Styles' kidney stones and make a diamond out of it, a diamond approach. Me. I would do that. I'm not even like a super fan. Yeah, that's something... I would wear a Harry Styles original kidney stone piece. Yeah. I was like, oh, that's a gorgeous stone. It's a stone. Where is that? Oh. Oh, is that a ruby? Is that an emerald? Oh, no. This is four-carrot kidney stone. Yeah. I'm just saying. That's gorgeous. Yeah. You may have opened up a new market. Yeah, I wouldn't be mad about it. We're in the market for kidney stones. If you have one available, RPO box, which we'll make by the time this airs. No, we won't. Send it to you. We want all your kidney stones. Yeah, but they're very pretty and they're very small, so it's hard to believe they create such a ruckus. Well, if you think about a pee hole, yeah, that's true. At the end of the day, everything is so about perspective. Are women's urethra smaller than men's? We literally already had the same. Yes. No, no. Same size? They're... Okay, well, maybe it's important to have conversations more than once. It is. And it's not like our, not all of our viewers will remember either. And we have new viewers. Okay. No, men's and women's urethra are not the same size. Men's are about 16 to 22 centimeters while women's are three to five. And meanwhile men are like, obviously it still hurts for men, of course, but like, think about when a woman gets a kidney stone and has to pass it through her urethra. Yours are three to five centimeters and ours are 16 to 22, so it's just like it's... Oh, I thought that was when I'm about thickness. I guess that wouldn't make them... No, the diameter is about... I'm talking about the diameter. It's about the same. It's about the same. It makes sense to have a 16 centimeter thick urethra. I don't... We don't do the metric system, so there's no way of knowing. Yeah, we do the... Empirial... Empirial... Empirial... Empirial metric system. Very good. Is that out? By the time this is out? No. Okay, so... Hell no. Hell no, brother. Hell no, brother. We'll be long gone by the time that... That comes out. Hell no, brother. Come on, no. This episode of Brook and Connor Make a Podcast is supported by State Farm. When you get a new car or a new home, the first thing you might find yourself asking or saying, maybe, is heck yeah. Or I can't believe it. Or maybe even how is this real? But what you really want to say is the one thing that can help you get the help you need. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. State Farm is there with the coverage you need for your car, your home, and even boats, motorcycles, RVs, and other things that matter to you. 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Well, it's important that we talk about urethra is on a Friday. Yes, Fridays are for the urethra's. Yes. Well, it would be so great if everyone could, there's no way to like prepare for the passing of the stone, right? The passing of stone that needs to be Lord of the Rings book. That is? The passing of the stone. Yeah, the third one. Yeah, but it's not talking about a kidney stone. No, Lord of the Rings passing of the stone. You better sit down with your typewriter and start writing this damn book before something. Well, I'm telling you, the third one is called the passing of the stone. What? What? Brooke, you're not lying. Wait, no. I am. Does it say that on Google? Yeah. Wait, no. And the Lord of the Rings of passing of the stones refers to the fate of several palantir stones, which are magical stones that were brought to middle earth. How was you looking at that? Oh my gosh, Brooke. That was mostly you. I just said it was the third book. No, they really need to like, whatever. The stone of Eric. You know what I miss? You know what I miss? And this is so me and you. What? This is so me and you. Do you remember what like scary movie time when they used to make full blown an entire movie that was just a spoof of a different movie, but like same plot line just slightly changing, like the passing of the stone would be the kidney stone? Yeah. You could do that. Bring it back. Yeah. For Yokovic. What was it? Yokovic. Yankovic. Actually, I shouldn't be saying anything because I'm not a thousand percent sure, but it's definitely yank. Yankovic. Yankovic. That bitch bitch. It's weird. Yankovic. Yankovic. Urch. That's good. It's definitely. Yeah. Ah, long a. Yankovic. Yankovic. Jokovic is a tennis player, but I feel like I miss I miss movies like that. I can't think of any specifically besides scary movies. There's one that I told you about a few years ago that I don't remember anything about and I can't remember who's in it, but it's like a spoof on all the dating movies. Is it Amy Poehler and Paul Rudd? Show me Amy Poehler and Paul Rudd. Give me Amy Poehler and Paul Rudd film for 600. They come together as a spoof on like every dating movie and it's with Amy Poehler and Paul Rudd and it was I've had literally never heard of it. I just threw it on because it was on Netflix or something. It was so funny. I was completely shell shocked. Oh, well I'm adding it to my list. Yeah. Definitely watch that. I mean, it wasn't like, oh, I'm like dying LMAO, but it was definitely a good watch and like smart idea. You really can't get wrong with the cast being Paul Rudd, Amy Poehler, Skip, Bill Hader, Skip, Ed Helms. That's great. Yeah. That's, you know, Colby Smolders. I don't know. Colby Smolders. I would never watch that movie. It's a TV show. Max Greenfield, Ellie Kepler, Kemper. Sorry. Jack McPair. Good. That sounds good. That sounds really good. Oh, Keating Tom's in. Yeah. I saw a SNL movie last night. Oh, was it good? Okay. I see. John Samos is in that one. Adam Scott is in that one. I'm really disappointed to hear that. No. Well, it's my, it's, it could be a total meat problem. It's because, and I, we, this is how it's marketed so it's no surprise. It's so chaotic because it's just like the 90 minutes leading up to SNL. But I am really, I am really done with movies. So it's like, if I can't pause and rewind, it's like you've lost me and I'm now looking at Wikipedia and then I missed about 18 things while I'm on Wikipedia. So I didn't realize like so many important things that like, I didn't realize Nicholas Brom was playing two different characters. I haven't seen it. I know. So Nicholas Brom is playing two different characters. I thought he was one person the whole time having a psychotic break and like switching in and out of personalities, but it was like, it was good. And Andrew Barth Feldman is in it and he was so funny and he was like his total no hard feelings character, which like it was so sweet. Are they playing like real people or all playing real people? The guy who played Lauren was so good. He was the boy in the Steven Spielberg movie, The Fablemans, which I have actually never seen. But he was so good. And it was so good. Yeah. I mean, everyone was so good. Hey, Gerber. Was it. Yeah. Wait, Kyger was fully doing it. Everyone you've ever heard of was in it. I am personally. Dylan O'Brien. I'm personally like not a subscriber to movies that have more than two a listeners. William Defoe and JK Simmons were in it. I was like, it was just like, oh my God, everyone you've ever heard of. Like the last movie I saw with more than two famous people in it, Valentine's Day. Yeah. I've walked out of two movies in my entire life, Valentine's Day and March of the Penguins. I'm really curious to hear what people think of it. I didn't even... How do you get... How does your ask it to the movies so fast? I didn't even know this was out. Because I have A-list. Connor, how many times do I have to scream it from the rooftops? No, I know you have A-list. And I live next to a movie theater. That's so nice. And do you know about the A-list entourage? So all of your friends can join an entourage and if one of them wants to go to a movie, it's like, hey, I just got... I put you in my entourage. Like, come or not. Oh, and you guys are like movie buffs. Yeah. Well, I'm actually... I love movies. You guys are like movie maidens or film freaks or cinema files or flick flickers. I'm the first one who admit like, yes, I love movies. No, I don't have good taste in movies. So I'm hesitant to just give a review. You're not a critic. I'm not a critic. Like, I would rather watch, like, super rad over the godfather any day. What I hate about myself is someone who grew up 40 minutes from a movie theater. Like, my ask, like, now I've been affected. You grew up 40 minutes from a movie theater? Yeah, we didn't live near anything. Wow. Like 40 from them all. Like 25 from the grocery. But you're a country bumpkin? Yeah. Blumpkin, even, maybe. I was always saying, like, they need to put, like, a little theater in our neighborhood because it's so big. Like, this could be a little town. Wow. You know, and they never did. They never lit... Nobody ever asked me for the solutions, would you say? Wow, let's... I didn't... I didn't know. Nobody ever asked. You didn't know that, Connor. How would you know? But I'm really disappointed in myself that if I type in on streaming.com movie and it's not available and it's like only in theaters, bye, I'm gonna forget about it. I'm gonna re-watch Always Honey in Philadelphia again, which I did last night. And there's an episode where they buy a P. Diddy-esque shrimping vessel. And I couldn't help but laugh because the whole thing is about them feeling uncomfortable and scared at sea and I was like, "Oh my God." Speaking of P. Diddy... Are you sure? Yeah. I don't care. Everyone knows it. I just want to say, I need to block everything. Can they just give us the end, the outcome? I'm done with all of these, like, look at this old, keeping up with the Kardashians clip. They knew. I'm just like, okay, release the list, give us the outcome, blah, blah, blah. I will say Costco came out. They found all that, all those bottles, they found a thousand bottles of lube, like too much lube. I think we can all agree. Wait, where did they find the thousand bottles of lube? In his home. They like confiscated it. Did you not see this? I didn't know about the thousand bottles of lube. Thousand bottles of lube. Now, when we were just in New York and the Hamptons, Hank ordered about a thousand bottles of ky jelly. Why? Because I said, "You need to get lube for the slip and slide." I meant baby oil. He got ky jelly. So that arrived in a massive box, like 150 bottles of it, like little bottles. So you remember hearing about that one giant tub of lube that someone ordered and there was like a whole Reddit thing about it? No. I barely remember either. So keep going. Oh, thank you for sharing that. They confiscated it and they came out and they were like, "Well, it's America. Like, you know, we love Costco. We love... This is his lawyer. We love to buy in bulk. You know, we just like to save money and buy in bulk. Costco came out. They did not buy that from us. So they were literally like, "We bought it from Costco." And now the DEA is coming out. Well, I don't know if it's a DEA conspiracy theorist. And that's the subject of today's matter is saying that's drugs. Like that was probably all drugs. It's probably not lube. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying. The lube is drugs. Look, why hide it in lube? Hide it in something less... The lube is drugs? Hide it in something less conspicuous. Like hide it in like a hand lotion, something more demure. Oh, he has dry hands. You see a thousand bottles of lube. You're going to be like, "What?" I guess if you see a thousand bottles of anything, you're going to be like question mark, question mark. But I would, if I saw a thousand bottles of hand lotion, I feel like less alarm bells would be raised. And if I saw a thousand bottles of lube or lube. Hey, man. I'm not saying it's smart. I'm saying, "Whoa." Like put it, like you could have had a pool with all those bottles of lubes. All those lubes, I farted. So I'm so sorry, like just now. So it's going to be reaching you in about T minus 10. There's no way. Yeah. And it was an accident. Why did you say... You made me laugh. Why did you say something? You made me laugh. But why did you say? Because it's, you know, it's noticeable. So... I wish you wouldn't have even said anything. Well, I would rather me get ahead of it. Because I'm not going to go ahead and say something. I think you will say something when it comes across your desk. I don't think I will. I wouldn't have said anything. Okay. Well, thank you. Just for the future. But keep letting us know. So we had 110 gallons of lube. Baby oil. What? Oh, it was baby oil. It was lube and baby oil. Lube and baby oil. Oh, good. He was diversifying his portfolio. Yeah. Um... Hey, guys. We'd like to take a quick break to thank the sponsor of today's episode, "Dinnerly." Everything is so expensive now, especially shopping for food or going out to eat. I genuinely feel like I can't go outside without spending money, but I can't not eat. So, we've discovered affordable meals we can make quickly. "Dinnerly" is the most affordable meal kit I've ever come across with meals as low as $2.99 a meal. 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I didn't like the first draft drop or something. It's like mixed tape. Yeah. They were like, "Here's the list." But everything was crossed out and everyone was like, "What?" Yeah. Like, "Release it!" Weird. Or, "Don't even tell us." Want to hear... That's like, should be public info, right? Like, we're allowed to know that stuff? I don't know how it works. I don't want to talk about it at all, because I think that, like, he's going to take the stand, though, which is like shocking. He pleaded not guilty to everything, and he's going to, like, testify. That'll be Ryan Murphy's show in T minus five. Speaking of Ryan Murphy, now I'm going to get... This could come across as smart or, like, really not connected. There's no way to know until it comes out. Yeah. So I watched them in and as brothers film, my understanding is that there's, like, a couple that have been out so far. They're all out. Okay. They're all out. So... I haven't seen them yet, though. I wish it... You watched it, too, so I could... Has anyone here watched it? Yeah. Okay. So it's, like, really weird, because it pulls you in every direction, you know? But, like, the way I remember them is that they had been, like, sexually abused by their parents for, like, the longest time. That's what I remember the fact being. And the jury decided they're guilty of... They are. Like, they're guilty of killing their parents. But the whole thing, at the end of the show, they come on with this witness, this new witness, they're this new jury member, who's like, "I can't, in my right mind, like, sleep at night knowing we put these two people to death if there's even an inkling of truth that they were sexually abused by their parents. I could not live with that fact." That's in the show, we're in real life. That's in the show. But, like, the issue I have with the show is that... But the Menendez brothers hate the show. Well, right. And that's what I'm saying is the way that Ryan Murphy produced this, right? Yeah. The public perception can be shifted in such a huge way to where he has the ability to potentially... I don't know the ins and outs of the system. He could get these guys out of jail if their story is true and they were sexually abused. He has the power to shift the mass public perception... They were sexually abused. Right. But he took the creative liberty to show the parent side of the story and create dialogue. That's one-on-one with these two people who are dead. So it's completely made up and not based in fact. He's just providing, he said, a full story and everyone's side. I'm like, "Okay. You can't write dialogue for two people that aren't around to provide that for you." There should be laws. No, there should be... I didn't watch the show and I also didn't really read the Menendez brothers statements. So I also don't know what I'm talking about. But there should be laws in place. If there are two real people that are alive and in jail and something you produced could damage them in any way. There needs to be some sort of process. I 100% agree. It's crazy. And this is not based the part that blew my mind. It was like, there's a lot of fluff in this thing that makes it a good story. But then you take a step back and you're like, "This is real." And these people are alive and they've been in jail for decades, you know? No, yeah. Again, I haven't watched so I don't know what the criticism is, but that seems like a huge problem. I mean, it was mind blowing and it was really hard to swallow towards the end. I was like, "Oh, this is really disturbing, actually, because these people are alive and like hearing about this." Yeah. Ryan needs to be like, someone needs to do something about Ryan Murphy. I mean, you're using their likeness. Right. Someone needs to do something about it. And telling their story and they're alive. Like the dead can't really speak up. And so it's like, okay, I guess now this is like TV. But like these people are incarcerated. Well, I think like people are saying that like this could lead to like a retrial or something. Or like a re-sentence thing. And Kim Kardashian is like, went and met. Which I think is so interesting because she's also sucking Ryan Murphy's clit. I know. Because she's in all those new Ryan Murphy shows. Well, she's playing both sides. I don't know. I think that she's a fan of justice. I think that she... No, I agree, but she can move the needle. It just disturbed me to my core towards the end of the show. I was like, "I hate that I gave this." So should I not even watch it? The reason I would tell you to watch it and this is backwards is that it's good TV. And it's like, that's what it is. But I don't want you to watch it just me. Yeah. You should. But then maybe it encourages people to look up the facts. But they literally by the end of the show, they were like, this is all falsified information in a core. That's so tough when there are... And I'm like, how are you... The livelihood is on... Yeah. And it's like, how are you literally not believing these two people that say that they were sexually abused by their parents? Does it say that they weren't in the movie or in the show? By the end, they have an actual character in the show that... He worked at some public... I think it was Variety in the show. And they have these side bars with him all the time where it's like, they're making this up. And everyone's like, yeah, they are. They're making that all up. It's like, and then they say that the lawyer that was on their side has another case where she used the exact same defense for her client and it was like all false sexual abuse allegations against the... Yeah. So... Yeah. I mean, it was tough to swallow. I always... I hate those courtroom documentaries. And I keep having dreams now where I am in a courtroom working as a lawyer. And when I wake up, I am so exhausted and I have to start my day. I feel like I just clocked out of work and now I'm like waking up and I'm like, time to go to the studio. And I'm like exhausted in my dreams. That's what pisses me off about my dreams. It's always something stressful. And I wake up, I'm like, I could have dreamt that I was on a boat, you know? And inside I'm in a courtroom, like working my ass off, litigating, like, no, I should be knee-deep in the water somewhere. Yeah, that's why we need a practice hard-lucid dream technique. Assing the water toes in the sand, and then we're in the world, a cold Celsius in my hand. The thing about Celsius, what do you mean this flavor is called tropical vibe? That's not a flavor. That's a description. How many times a day do you drink a Celsius? Once. I know I'm going to die early. It's funny. Don't say that. Oh, yeah. Fuck. Here, I'm going to shift gears. I'm going to live forever. I don't think I'm going to die. I have a God complex. Oh, my God. I had a dream we did those scans. Oh, wow. But I woke up right as they were going to tell us the results. Oh, wow. Damn, Brooke. Yeah. Mm. But the look on the doctor's face wasn't good. Fuck you. I was there, too. I was just as much getting the bad news as you. Let me finish my Celsius. That makes my heart pound. Let me finish just a quick cocktail that makes my heart pound and I'm scared. Go ahead. Can I tell you something? Don't even talk to me until I've had my drink that makes me scared. Yeah. Cool. You should go back to the Elanis. No. God, no. Oh, my gosh. There's going to be a class action against Elanis. I do want to try one because I've never felt the effects of an energy drink. Like I'm too tired. They don't work. That's why I feel a coffee. Now, coffee is just like an awesome morning treat, but like doesn't really do the job for me. I need to tell you something really quickly. Yeah, please. Because of us manifesting, et cetera, we, I go to Florida tonight. Now they're describing Florida conditions as quote, unsurvivable because is there a hurricane? Hurricane Helene has touched touched base with it. Helene is in town, speaking of conspiracy theories, I'm doing such a good job of like tying them in today. There's conspiracy theories online saying, Oh, hello, wake up sheeple. There was a Helene that touched ground in Florida on September 26, five years ago, six years ago, whatever. Is this not weird? It was named Helene and it touched ground September 26. Hurricane names start over like every six years, like it's exactly the same route. And so like conspiracy theories, Oh my God, wait, I also, okay, wait, we get into conspiracy theories. I need to remind me to say my quote about conspiracy theories can please someone. We should have had my mom on the pod today. That would have been epic. She's a conspiracy theory. Your mom and my dad. Yeah. Actually, just her mom's. That could have been sweet. It's open up and it's neither of us here, just our moms. Yeah. Oh my God. Uh-uh. Good morning, America. I just got chills. I wanted to say while we manifest that we're manifesting good, when you know how people are always like enough thoughts for people, well, that's a bad example. But like our thoughts actually mean something here in the studio because our thoughts are powerful and they move, they move mountains in here because they, they like do stuff. Yeah. So our thoughts are with the people of Florida, fighting with America as always. And I'll see you next week because my team said, all's ago, I'm like, Hey, guys, I sent a screenshot of, of the thing, 20 foot floods, quote, unsurvivable evacuations. Um, imminent. They said, venue said it's all good. So we'll see. If you need a place to say, please say with my mom and her boyfriend, I would love to. I'm sure they would love to have you. 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When it's like, why would you even say that because it's just like you're implying that there is something negative to say, like, it's just like not the, just don't even, just came to the comments and I'm so relieved. Came to the comments. It's like, you're saying that there should be some, there should be negativity? Came to the comments expecting so much worse. Yeah. There's my faith in humanity equals restoring. Yes. And it's like, you're actually a huge part of the problem because it's like, you're saying that there should, there is negativity to be, that should be found. So- Wait, what? What? Connor? Connor? Connor? Connor? Enter my story. Oh. I got my haircut the other day. And my hairdresser, like, filmed her haircuts. And so she filmed mine. I saw that. Yeah. Hosted my haircut. All the comments were really positive and they were like, oh, like she's so pretty blah, blah, blah, blah. So gorgeous. Love you Brooke. And sometimes I wonder, I'm like, I get so many of those. Like, I know, like, I'm not, I'm not Addison Rae. I'm not Ariana Grande. Like, there shouldn't, I always wonder, I'm like, do people feel bad for me? Like, why are there so many comments about my appearance? Like, it doesn't, it's, it's not adding up. And I've always like, like, anyway, so I'm like, obviously reading through all the comments and one of the, my, sorry, getting flustered, one of the comments is, oh, so proud of these comments. Wow. Oh, I've been waiting for it. Honestly, it's what I needed because I've always been wondering, like, something, something's not, something's not adding up. And that person actually, um, kind of blew, blew the, blew the smoke out of the water. Blew the smoke out of the water. So, yeah, very proud of these comments came to the comments expecting worse, but so relieved. So I shout out to that person. That is special. Like, I think they were able to join us. Delete your account. And that was like, I know that's my new, that's my new, um, Hey, Basti, or, so this is insane. It's so proud of these comments, I think, could be the worst one yet. Um, I got a lot of those on my house tour thing that got posted yesterday. Wow. I'm actually so impressed. Every comment was like, I didn't, I figured you lived some, I didn't think you had a home. Uh-huh. Why don't we, why don't vibe? Do I give off that people think I don't have a home? I probably didn't like, like you don't wear shoes. No, they weren't saying like you're homeless. They were saying like you give off the vibe that you just roam around or like, I just, I just exist, I guess it was funny. But I like Hunter called me yesterday. I can't believe they staged your whole apartment like that just for that shoot. Hunter, they didn't. I own that. I own my stuff. No, people are shocked like if we like own something, they were like, it's, it's not a, it's not a celebrity house interview. If they don't tell you where their wood is from, like it's from Turkey, like crap. The tables from Turkey, all good. Yeah, I had to say it was from Turkey because that's an important selling point on why I got the table. You just wanted to get a table from Turkey? No, it was like table, you put a turkey on table, I was like, that's, that was my thought process. And I said, wow. And I think that's dumb. But no, it's like a Turkish table. It's 200 years old. Well, was that the most expensive purchase you've ever made? Yeah. My most expensive purchase was my couch. No, my couch was less expensive than my table, which is going to be too big to move to my new plate. Like, I think I'll, I don't know how I'm going to get it in. I had to, the movers came and I was like, cool, I pay them, they were like, we can't even lift this by ourselves. So I had to call people over and, and help them. How do you do get extra shrank, the movers? No, they came with two people and I was like, how'd you get into the truck? But they had to lift it over my back fence because it wouldn't fit into my front door. Oh. So I had to go out there, like my ass out there like, hi, what do you think I'm going to do? How am I going to help you? Um, but yeah, so I don't know what I'm going to do with that damn Turkish table. Remind me, uh, after this episode and before the bonus, I needed to do five pushups. Okay. I will. I'll do them with you. I'm going to get my arms a little toned. Yeah. I am too. Okay. I'm aligned with that goal. Maggie Smith died. Did you see that? Oh my God. I thought you were talking about your friend Maggie. No, I wouldn't break the news to you about Maggie, winter's dying like that. Oh my God. Sorry. Sorry. Yes. I saw that. No, I just, this is horrible and like brutal question, but like at what age are you like, but they were like, it was, they lived a good life. 100. Really? I feel like mine's 85 and I'm like, like 85 is like old or 80. I feel like if still in their, if they're still in their 70s, I'm like, Oh, shoot. Not that I'm not like, oh, shoot now, well, my grandma on my dad's side is 97. Right. Is bitch can not get a sentence out of her mouth without saying, well, when I'm gone, I'm like, shut up. When I, when I'm on the other side, I'm like, we are having breakfast. You know, it's like 7 40 a.m. How old's me? 75. Really? Yeah. I've just now started getting old people in my life because like when I was born, no, but these old, well, and like mom and pop up, they were in their, my mom was like 48 when I was born or something like that. So I've never had like old, old people in my life. Yeah. Like I guess my other grandparents, they were older, my other grandpa was like in his 70s when he died. So I've never known like, oh, the elderly, the elderly. Yeah. So I'm getting there soon. I think like Susie's, Susie's getting up there. I hope she doesn't watch this. I don't think she will, but she's not old yet. You're not old yet, Susie, but you will be soon. No offense. Oh my God. Everything, which is a privilege. So privilege. To have. Amen. That's like the, our most progressive mutual take is an aging is a blessing. It's because we're aging. Well, we don't have any choice because we're, we're aging rapidly. I did a show last night to Chapman University. And I was like, oh, I was like, how old are you? This girl's like 19. I go, when I was 19, I said to myself, if I ever turned 23, I'm going to kill myself. You want to hear something even worse? Yeah. I was going back through the archives of my camera all the other day. And I found a screenshot of my TikTok profile when I had 5,000 followers. And in my bio, I, I don't know why I thought this is what you had to do. I had like my age and location. New Jersey. Yes. 23, Philly. That's funny. Mine has always just said. No, but 23. Yeah. Like I met you when I was 23. Yeah. And now, so that's insane. Yeah. It don't matter. Don't mind. Mine has my profile. My bio has always just said hot dogs. And I don't know what, what state of mine I was in. It was 2020, but hot dogs. Yeah. Why was I doing 23, Philly, like I never was that kind of person. So I don't understand why where that came from. There could be worse things. 23, Philly, sister, mother, daughter, friend, lover. Well, I had that. Reptile. Um, shifter. Have you been on shift talk at all? No, I will never be on. No, it's a, it's beyond like me now. I have. There's a big shifting community and they catch themselves shifting on camera. I have to show you the funniest thing this, but I don't see anything happening. Someone, they're like, I just shifted. What happened? I saw the funniest thing where someone was like, when the shift is so exhausting, you just have to sit on your bed and silence for a while. And someone was like, oh, oh, I'm on shift talk. OMG, please tell me how this works. And she, she's like, no, I'm talking about my job, like work with the shift ends. Please. You know what I told you? I'm unable because I'm so scared all the time to, to skip one of those sounds where it's like, if you skip this, like your life is over, like your October is going to be the worst one ever. I looked at my private. Please look at my private. I have that painting. It's your house. That one had eyelashes on. Did you forward all those emails we see in middle school that were like, yeah, wow, my friends hated me. I started just a different email address that was just me so that I could tell you how to send it to myself and it counted as a sin. Yeah. I do want to say someone named me, her name is Haley and she said, physicians assistants are able to prescribe and diagnose you just like a doctor can. So thank you, Haley, for that. Oh, yeah. I saw that we were getting softly reprimanded for that. Why? Oh. Because you said we said to just go to a doctor. I feel like people don't realize that like a lot of stuff that are, that is common knowledge to a community of people that were pre-med is not like common knowledge to everybody. That was something we learned. So thank you for letting us know. Yeah. But I am excited to, when I get back, I'm going to get an allergy test. Good. When I get back, well, not even back from Florida because I'm going to Austin after Florida and then we'll be back. Oh my God. My mom could diagnose you. Yes. She read my phone. I'm sure it's just yeast. I'm sure it's just yeast. Oh my gosh. So I need to go. I need to go. I need to get a lack of the energy reading. Oh. It'll be. It is so easy. They could do it remotely. They don't even, you don't even need to be in the room. Oh my gosh. I love that actually. That'd be great for me because I'm on the road. So she can tell me I'm allergic to stuff. Well, I used to wonder because my mom's doctor could hack into her energy field from afar. That's good. Can you hack into my crush his energy field and see if he likes me? Ask. I did ask. She said yes. But I didn't want to, I go ahead and ask the doctor, like I don't know if energy readers have a HIPAA that they have to sign, but I feel like they should. I think it's anything is fair game in that type of community. That's not fair that he could hack into my crush his energy field. Yeah. Good news is I think everyone will be okay. Message received me fully believing. I'm like, I don't know about it. I'm going to take a quick break to think a sponsor of today's episode rocket or X. What if I told you longer, stronger lasting erections were just to click away? Yay. I'm broke. This can be really common. Okay. So don't get all you guys don't know that also crazy and shy and bashful. I know it can be a strange thing to talk about and a lot and you know, it's, it's something a lot of guys don't want to talk about, but you know, there are, there are resources available to us. 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Do you think that your parents would hang that up? Yeah. Wow. My dad will just text me like everything I post because he does what he did to you. He'll just say people magazine crying laughing emoji and then he said today house beautiful interview crying laughing emoji like that's so sweet. You have to go 15 slides over. It is true. The rumors are true. I'm like, I don't know where it is. Yeah. Go to people.com. Sexiest Tiktok are award and then go 15 there. Is that crazy picture of me? We can go ahead and click vote if you want to on the you know what picture they should have used to view that one which one you know the one in the water. No not that one. Which one are you going to pull up pony girl? Oh my God. Glossy ages came out with me perfume. That's important. This one. Oh my God. You'd like to eat. That's sexy. Yeah. I do that. Oh my God. I don't like my smile. I feel like it's really small. Will you infeed it? I was advised to. Who advised you to? Well, that's so interesting. You get kind of like the same amount of likes on all your photos. Never mind at all. It's just this too. Yeah. The like. Look at me. Oh you. That's your. Oh, this is your own fault. You fully infeeded this one. I know what I did. Yeah. Did you hear Hoda's leaving? I'm so sad. I love Hoda. I they time stamped like all of the old ones with Hoda and the Kathy. It's Wendy Williams show vibes like it is. They are absolutely hilarious. Hoda and Kathy you have an opportunity to be. You already are probably but like to have the most lucrative podcast on the internet. Just get back together. Do it in your house. I love Hoda and Jenna too though. Bring some wine. Jenna's great but. She sends me her books. Yeah. No. I really like her vibe. She kind of reminds me of Hannah Brown. I love her vibe. But I think that Hoda and Jenna are just a little bit chaotic and fun and they never like they should have been fighting each other with their fists because I could tell that they were like kind of but they just like ebbed and flowed like the way it's like this. Jenna's sobbing. Oh no. It was so sweet. You don't want to see Jenna saw. No but she was just like I love you so much to Hoda. They're spending more time together than probably like with their parents or anything like the family sister brother mother daughter son. They're us. Yeah. Oh my gosh. But they're every morning you know it's like the first person you see every morning. That's true. That's true. Should we talk about some conspiracy theory? Oh my gosh. Yes. Here's what I was going to say about conspiracy theories. Everything is a conspiracy theory when you don't understand it which I think that that is so funny because everyone. Everything is a conspiracy theory to us yeah like but it's important to note someone posted a picture the other day on Twitter and it was you know how like the sun rays sometimes go like this through the sky. Someone posted a picture when the sun is going down and there's clouds in the way it does the opposite. It's like a shadow through the sky and someone was like this weird to anyone else it's pointing right at the hurricane and everyone's like yeah they're probably shooting that lasers towards the hurricane to like make it hit a certain area not the other and everyone's like yes this is what I was thinking. These are people that are allowed to vote you know it's like that's crazy to me that you believe like a cloud in the sky is the government guiding a hurricane. It is remarkable like really yeah really really really we're doing we're doing cloud guidance right now. Yeah we're doing cloud laser beams oh my gosh oh my gosh oh mandela effect that's good. This is a good one. I like mandela. Wait don't look at that look at me. Is it sex in the city or sex and the city. It's sex and the city. I've seen that for 18 times don't tell me right yeah it's and right it's sex and but I literally don't I say I say it as if it's a combo of the two words section the city and I just say sex in the letter and sex in the city that's why it's confusing I guess. I love mandela effects. Oh I had a really big one the other day but that's not working I don't remember it shaggy Adam Apple do you remember shaggy from scuba do with a big Adam's apple maybe as he inhales a sandwich so do tons of others but in reality it's no one to be thinking about like oh shaggy Adam's apple like when I picture shaggy it's neither with or without an Adam's apple. Is it wait I don't care about making mouse truly I don't care sorry y'all. Cappen yeah C.A.P. apostrophe n yeah Cappen Captain okay these are like show y'all where they must be so involved in the cartoon community to be thinking. Remember Snoopy's tail well yeah that's the thing oh my gosh all these people are like movie buffs yeah people my people Luke I am your father. You might be surprised to learn then that I was actually know I am your father oh see that's a new one why are all these about TV interesting mirror mirror on the wall mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all it's not actually that the line actually began with the phrase magic mirror on the wall okay so what we changed stuff because it sounds better I'm not thinking that magic mirror on the wall Oscar Meyer Oscar mayor. M E Y E R M E Y right it's got to be me oh it's M A Y E R Oscar mayor there's no way oh I'll kill myself right here in front of me I thought it was M Y E R this is like for like really smart people the location of New Zealand I don't care it's fine you see it's by New Zealand by Australia yeah no one cares if you look at my people see that it's southeast of the country however there's a community that remembers it being Northeast I didn't remember it being either place they move on New Zealand I don't remember where it was ever said the Beren scene bears I used to call them in Dela affect the Beren scene bears effect oh yeah you you've spoken about that one before I'm not familiar with any of okay we got to get out of here this is like this is like this is like something doesn't affect my day today at all be like Pikachu's watch the tail oh the government if you ever meant the government okay oh Connor this is a good conspiracy theory for you the mechanic didn't actually sink but it just says it was actually the boat Olympia the conspiracy talks about how the boats were switched and the names were changed on the side of the ships to save money or something like that like they're just like well something happened so take that I don't understand how that would benefit anyone insurance thing oh they said something was happening with the first bow that it was like they ran out of money and so they sank the Titanic to make money for but like couldn't they ask anyone that bought a ticket what ticket did you buy I don't think that that's relevant to that I don't think we understand it well if they sank the boat Olympia then it's like did you buy so they did sink Olympia and then they sunk Titanic on purpose um let me just pull it to be safe oh my gosh I want to go to cruise really bad it's really affecting you can come on my family's Thanksgiving one are you going on cruise for Thanksgiving oh god yeah I can't tire extended average family I'll be in Dublin well we can meet you everything's getting yet can your is your cruise going to Dublin I think it might be going somewhere else where so I don't know like the Bermuda triangle the Bahamas okay according to the theory after the Olympic suffered damage in a collision with the HMS Hawk in 1911 it was deemed unfit for service blah blah blah okay the white star line the company that owned both ships allegedly swapped the Olympic and newly built Titanic before the latter's made boyage the purpose of the swap was to intentionally sink the ship which would have been the Olympic disguised as the Titanic in order to collect on the insurance payout the real Titanic supposedly continues to operate under the name Olympic for years after okay I'm so curious like that honestly insurance company is being like yeah I'll cover the Titanic dumb move like you deserve everything coming to you but I don't understand why it wouldn't cover the only got insurance on one I'm still not I'm feeling very slow well swap the Olympic with the newly built Titanic so the type so it was actually the Titanic or the Olympics that went out I haven't even tried at all let me do it according to the theory after the Olympics suffered damage in a collision with the agent Emma's Hawk the white star line that owned both just allegedly swap the Olympic with the newly built Titanic before the latter's made in voyage so it was the Titanic that was sent out so the latter means the I know what latter yeah thank you so if that helps it all I'm still not getting it at all they think what happened was the the Olympic crashes yeah so it's not in like you can't use it but then they sent it out so that when it sunk they could get insurance money for the Titanic so they sent out a sink a ship that they knew was gonna sink it was not enough for the white star line swap the Olympic with the newly built Titanic the stop was intentionally sink the ship which would have been the Olympic yeah so it was the Olympic that sunk and not the Titanic in order to collect the insurance pal why couldn't they get insurance when it crashed the first time because I think it was their fault that they crashed instead of it being like an iceberg or it's like not their fault that they oh that is so weird we're talking about this look at what's going on in my show oh that's a good picture of me let me see oh that's really cute oh that's a horrible picture of me actually good from but we're having fun yeah that's and what else could you put a price on oh my gosh maybe I should come on the average family cruise sorry oh job oh job well do you want to hear the yeah that would be so funny the craziest Mandela effects is that God's name is actually John and like everyone thinks it's got I remember one time in Hebrew school yeah when I was young I asked if God could be a girl and you would have think I like discovered electricity they thought it was like the most brilliant question ever yeah I'm on Brookside that's just like I never that never happened to me in school or someone was like well you know what a brilliant question so it's just something I remember I think one of my favorite conspiracy theories is that oxygen is poisonous and it just takes us it takes it like eighty five to a hundred years to kill us but that's like so that's like the person that came up with that is just like so brain fried that's awesome I was gonna say oh yeah it's great I love that try living without oxygen so every like advancement in medicine has just been a way to combat the effect of oxygen yeah whoa and it's like oxygen used to get us sooner and it definitely wasn't because of the oxygen definitely wasn't because we were like eating our poop earlier we weren't eating our poop we sure were eating parts of our poop I think but no you're eating poop like if you were eating if you're pooping in your bucket and then like making your stew in your bucket and then eating out of the bucket like you only had one but no one's using the soup and the poop bucket as the same bucket bro that's the mandala effect hitting you right square in the noggin we were all using our soup and our poop bucket is one did you ever do stone soup at school for the 18th time I never did so in stupid school have I spoken about since yes that's one of my favorite memories so good it was so good I'm getting hungry I need some some stone soup oh I I didn't put you on to my new soup for breakfast I'm already on board so it's just like why are we doing cereal instead of soup soup is so much many more nutrients and it's the same thing in a bowl I agree with you show chicken soup for breakfast I did it the other day it was awesome it's crazy jar it's crazy that people think gazpachos they only called soup I eat cold through all the time oh my god are you having oxygen poisoning any soup can be cold any no I'm having zinc poisoning oh I want like a hearty stew oh it's sad because like we should be like it's you laid out this beautiful document for us like conspiracy theories and we're sitting here talking about just do it's like my conspiracy and but we tried to talk about this and we're too dumb oh my gosh oh no we're not dumb we're so smart thing about soup for breakfast I think that we're just like tired of societal norms saying no cold soup only gazpacho false I'll have cold chili I don't give I literally said last night because I got fried rice I wish there was an option to get it cold from the get go yeah yeah I like sushi left over oh that's well the rice is hard well the rice and as he's fishier sue me I think that's the tasting fish here is not a big deal for a guy like me though so that's fine oh whatever but did you know that like room temperature rice can kill you in cold blood no it can't yes it can room temperature rice can kill you if you take anything away from the podcast today what do you mean room temperature rice can we can we get the cool down rice that hits room temperature can kill you yeah look at this eating rice left at room temperature for too long can cause food poisoning but it's very rare for the food poisoning to be fatal any food poisoning can be fatal technically uncooked rice can contain bacteria bacterial bacteria called blank that can survive cooking and grown to bacteria produce toxins when left at a room temperature these toxins can cause food poisoning with symptoms like nausea vomiting diarrhea which usually appear okay you can get food poisoning from anything that's left out for too long I know damn it I was I got rid of so much fried rice because they're not oh crap it's too dangerous to eat crap well I've been living in fear because of the deep state throughout rice and other starchy foods that have been left at a room temperature for more than a couple hours hell no I know that there is a side of the internet that thinks this way and perhaps it is proven by science but our ancestors left food out for so long and they died at 22 right we keep coming back to that don't we yeah but that's because they mix the poop in the soup buckets the poop in the soup and the gazpoch that was the original gazpocho that was the original stone soup kidney stone soup oh my gosh I keep picturing every time we talk about kidney stones turning into like necklaces I keep picturing like you know you put popcorn as like tinsel around the Christmas tree like what if you did that with yeah with kidney stones that'd be hot Charlie Charlie Charlie um XCX no the Christmas Charlie Brown oh Charlie Brown just dropped his new album what is there a remix to that one ding ding ding ding ding we'll have to listen to the bonus and see if there's a trap version of that one where he's like running and turning to kick the football doo doo doo doo doo doo yeah Charlie Brown at the boiler room set Charlie Charlie where is the boiler room it's in London is that really yeah and there's one in New York I would love to go to the boiler room all the time I'm like I don't want to go to an EDM concert but the boiler room will have me sweating with my C&B shaking around I'd be a ring out with my C out like this I'll stay home oh hush I would love to see you at a boiler room set no but I do want to go to a rave with David Archuleta oh you're all talk sister you will not walk the walk if if David has a rave for me to go do I'll go with him crickets David's been real quiet David has been real quiet check on David check on your friends yeah check on your friends you never know what they're going through let's see one more comes Jersey theory okay huh I am convinced that hashtag QBT was invented by the government to get us to post pictures of ourselves when we were young pre-social media so they can improve facial recognition technology I am like completely convinced this and as well as in addition to 23andMe just us sending in our DNA yeah like that's I don't know why they would need our DNA like or are we thinking that they're going to clone us wait they could be cloning us they could be cloning us and making fresh sense yeah our DNA's I don't like what so sorry that reminded me of something that I've been dying to talk about on this podcast so I got on amazon.com randomly I was just like on a whim and I typed in pheromones because cousin Logan I'm convinced releases these things like animals have pheromones that make people have humans have pheromones yeah humans have pheromones too but like animals release them and it attracts more mates and like so to humans I know but when they're ovulating I know but they put you can actually put on additional pheromones I got on amazon just typed in pheromones and they sent me like it's a scam babe I roller tell me who tell me tell me who went to the Hamptons put on some pheromones and was immediately nominated for people's 2024 sexiest tiktok her award yeah with my pheromones on and I got two free drinks at night when I wore them don't you always get free drinks yeah but these ones were special because I was leaning in today but I'm always leaning in I'm always leaning in yeah I do think I trust me I have purchased plenty pheromones in the past no not they don't walk them yeah your instinct the original pheromones literally just like scented oil it's well it smells good so that's yeah I did right I also want to say on the subject them on the subject of leaning do you know Americans are the only people that lean on stuff like in line if you look around everyone everyone's leaning because we're exhausted from the food that's in our body the poison that's in our body but but like everyone else like if you look at a line in in like a lot of other countries they're just standing in line if I find a pole lean railing lean at the airport lean sitting yeah but leaning mostly all lean if given the opportunity to lean if there is ever a situation where I'm standing and there's the option to sit I will never ever remain standing if there's ever an option to lean to put the weight of my body on one of my legs and lean I'm not being cool I'm increasing my blood flow I agree and relaxing I would say like oh you think you're tough because you stand up straight no I'm preparing and saving some of my bodies very limited resources for if I need to fight by leaning so I'm actually being the mega athlete in that situation you're standing up straight good for you I'm gonna have to I might have to fight soon look at my body thank you for letting us know so if you ever see me leaning don't step towards me I'll square up ready yeah all right you guys I'm gonna wrap up I will too oh okay yeah and thank you for joining us I hope you enjoyed those conspiracy theories I'm always talking about alien this UFO that but I have this feeling inside that we're the alien I can't that this one's gonna get me to worked up let's do it in the bonus we'll do a few more conspiracy theories in the bonus which is where we'll see you next shortly thank you um please don't forget to subscribe to our youtube channel 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0:12 Intro
0:31 I Wumbo, You Wumbo…
1:16 Feeling Unwell
3:06 Zinc On An Empty Stomach
4:40 Mistaking Gummies
6:10 Connor’s Mono Story
8:00 Buying Celebrity Kidney Stones
10:29 State Farm
11:40 The Best Spoof Movies
14:43 The SNL Movie
18:36 Way Too Much Lube
20:55 I Farted So Sorry
22:02 Dinnerly
23:45 Monsters Show
29:50 Weird Dreams
31:48 Quick Manifestation
33:47 Lume
35:10 So Proud of These Comments
40:04 Aging Is A Privilege
43:20 Shifting On Camera
45:08 Tapping Into Our Energy Fields
46:21 rocket RX
47:35 Sexiest Tiktoker
49:30 Hoda & Kathie’s Vibe
50:28 Mandela Effects
54:37 The Titanic Conspiracy Theory
59:19 Oxygen Is Poisonous Theory
1:00:20 Stone Soup
1:03:50 Charlie Brown x Boiler Room
1:05:27 Connor’s Pheromones Perfume
1:07:13 Love To Lean
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