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NFL True or Fart: NFL Week 4 Edition
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Post-season baseball is here and it is the absolute best time of the year. I'm Rod Bradford of Baseball's and Boring, and we're gonna have you covered every step of the way with instant reactions from players and coaches and managers and fans and reporters and everybody else who is immersed in this awesomeness and all the craziness that comes with October baseball. So follow baseball as I'm Boring in the free Odyssey app or wherever you get your podcasts. (upbeat music) - Welcome back, G-Bag Nation. The Mets now lead the Braves for three in the top of the eighth inning. G-Bag today coming up in eight minutes. Segments brought to you by the cars for kids. Donate the daycarsforkids.org. It's brought to you by the Frankles. Life's unpredictable accidents happen. If you were loved ones hurt in an accident, contact the Frankles for a free consultation. Two, one, four, or eight, one, seven, three, three, three, three, three, three, three. Jump online to franklefirm.com. Here's Woldchuck. - Thank you very much. Let's do some NFL true or fart with overreactions. From NFL week four, take it away, Robert Flores. - All right, we've moved to the red zone as far as the running back conversation goes here on this sports center fantasy draft special. True or fart falls. Marshawn Lynch matches last year's production. - All right, we start in the NFC East and Brian Broadus. Thank you for giving me some credit for this. I did not necessarily want to be right about it, but at least through four games. It's not looking like a bad prediction. True or fart, the commanders are indeed going to win the NFC East. - Let's say it's fart. Let me say it's fart. I think that things are going pretty well for them right now. The quarterbacks playing extremely well. Their defense is still a little bit suspect, I believe. And I think some people, now their schedule is great for them. And that will help. So I think it's going to, I think it's going to be a race though with the end. I don't trust Philadelphia, but we'll see what Dallas is able to do in this thing. So I'm going to say it's fart on that. - Or for Brian, Gavin Dawson. - That is the truth. Wolfchuck, as Brian says, the schedule is very soft and it's very doable. I mean, they even get a chance to go beat up on New Orleans, December 15th, who's super mid apparently. - You lose your center. - Okay, I'm going to hold on to that. They lost their center. All right, different team now, different team. - Oh, man, that game was incredible yesterday. - Yeah, it's insane Falcons. - That's yelling like goodness, man. - Yeah, Wolfchuck, I am going to go ahead and I'm going to fart on that as well. I am just going to take the field that is Cowboys and Eagles. I do think defenses will start to catch up to some extent to what it is the rookie quarterback and Cliff Kingsbury are doing. Their defense is bad now. If they do win it, I mean, this might be a division that you can win it eight or nine wins based on the way the Cowboys and the Eagles have looked at this point. I will still take the, you know, the Eagles right now, you mentioned Brodice, the amount of injuries they're dealing with right now. It would be tough. Bobby mentioned it this morning. Like put it into context. You don't have CD lamb or branding cooks in a game. Let's just start there with AJ Brown and with Devontae Smith out. You expecting the Cowboys to win that one? Probably not. And Lane Johnson, right? - Lane Johnson, yeah. - So one of your best offensive linemen out of that game, you're probably losing on the road. So I still think the Eagles or the Cowboys figure out a way, but so all far. - Yeah, I mean, I'm going true on that one. I just, it's because I don't believe in the Cowboys or the Eagles right now. - Well, you have to go true because you predicted that. - I predicted it. - I did. - You predicted it. - All right, let's go to you, Mr. Eric Chiafalo. This is the last season. Jalen Herds will be the starting quarterback and filthy. - I absolutely think it's on the table because Sirioni's for sure gone. I would need to look at the contract and see what type of outs they have, but we know that how we and these guys are quick to move on. They're not really, if they got to eat a bunch of dead cap for whatever reason, they're down to do it. So I need to look at the contract specifics, but without that wall check, I think it's absolutely on the table, everything's on the table in Philadelphia. I mean, if Jalen Herds, if they could find a way to trade him at the deadline, it wouldn't even, I wouldn't even rule it out just because of how crazy things and how hot it gets over there. - Okay, so it says the potential out isn't until after the 2027 season. I'm looking at slow track. Is this an accurate source of contract information? - Oh, the cap is usually better. But yes, boat track, and I think they're usually good when it comes to the outs on the contract. - They have dead cap going into next year at $107 million than 52, then 20. - Goodness gracious. - Okay, they have pushed just an enormous amount of it back. And the base salaries are only like one and a half million bucks. So yes, but I think she's onto something. You know, if they're sitting there in a draft spot and the quarterback is on the board that they could take, you know, maybe one makes it until the middle of the first round or the 20s that they like, I could see them doing that for sure because of what they did with the Herds and Carson Wentz. But I would bet on not. - I'm saying fart. - Saying fart on that. - Yeah, absolutely. - I'd probably lean fart, probably because of everything you just said, yeah, and like that contract might be too tough to get on and on. And I think that they just probably fire Siriani and then give Herds one more year. - Bring it in a different guy. - That could be totally different in a couple of years. All right. - That looks glorious actually for the Cowboys though. - It does. - Trying to compete like that is going to be tough. - All right, well speaking about Siriani and kind of how weird this debacle is going. Gavin, Doug Peterson, not Nick Siriani, is going to be the first coach fired as the Jags have now fallen to 0 and 4. - Yeah. And who was it over the weekend? Houston the Gotum? - Yeah, Houston Gotum. - You know, Divisional, that one hurts even more. I would have to say yes. You know, what happens is when you're building expectations, it sets up for you to make a tremendous fall as a head coach and, you know, it's one of the tough things about stepping in there and having success is they want it to be a little bit better, a little bit better. And then if it's not, the morale just gets sucked right out of the entire building and the frustrations, the finger-pointing sores. And you know that he's not the best guy at working the halls and politicking 'cause if he was, he wouldn't have won a Super Bowl with Philadelphia and been fired 24 months later. - That's a good point. I know this one's stuff for you, Brian. - Oh, no, it's not tough. He's been doing terrible, you know? I mean, and he, and I was watching his press conference from yesterday, is he, he's not calling plays anymore? - No, and they asked him about it. Like, do you think you should take over play calling? And he's like, well, why would I do that? I thought he called the game well. - Press Taylor is the C there. And I, and he gave it up last year when they were struggling. - And they asked him, and he said, it's all on the table now. So I- - We said, as coaches, we can't go out there and make the plays. - Yeah, he wanted to throw his quarterback under the bus and he didn't do it. - It was also awkward 'cause the- - I think he did. - The court had followed up on the- - Well, I mean, he didn't specifically- - Just the whole, but just the team, yeah. - He didn't say the names. - But after the all on the table, the reporter goes like, including your job status. - Yeah. - And he says, well, that's a weird question. - Yeah. - He looked like he was about to cry. He was about to go full of the floor there. - Oh, no. - Yeah, it was an uncomfortable question, Doug. - It was a very awkward question though. - It was very, very awkward. All right, last one, back to you Eric. Sam Darnold is actually gonna end up being the Ling MVP. - I still just can't go that far with it. I do think that they're, I mean, he's playing fantastic football right now, but I will take the field in terms of sustaining a full season of ripping that thing around like a beast. I don't think that'll be him. Far. - Yeah, take the field, you know, too many good players out there. And Darnold has a long history of being pretty average. So my bet would be this is one of the best months of his career. - Yeah. - And now he's gonna regress to something better than what we saw with the Jets. Or if he played with the 49ers last year when Purdy was hurt, but no, I'm still gonna believe that overall, he's significantly worse than this incredible run that he's on. - Fart. - Yeah, Fart on that as well. - Thank you, Walchuck. - Thank you. - NFL Truer Fart most Mondays here at 220. Then we get into the G bag of the day, into the Pimp Cop. Here's Lucy's. (upbeat music) ♪ Here, listen, listen ♪ (laughing) - What's up, dude? - What's up, Pimp? All right, well, we last left off. It was a church clip at one. - Yup. - It'll be day three for it if it wins. Today, we have an uncle that crashed out during the funeral. I think that laying down his beloved mother, he's tired of all the gossiping and everything going on. I guess the group chats, somebody showed him a group chat. Man, what they said about you? Oh, damn. - Ooh, how cheap? - They said you didn't chip in on the funeral. - Yeah. - You know, whatever it could be. - Only talked about about people in person. - Yeah. Hey, this is your church clip, so I prayed you got a blessing and everything yesterday. I do shout out to my pastor, Reverend Dr. Pastor, Freddie Haynes. I see them out there at the Fair on Saturday. - Nice. - I've seen you out there, Pastor. - Always fun to run into somebody you know out there. - Yeah, I've seen you out there, Pastor. All right, crashed out. - You know that. Y'all know me. You ain't like the end of it, maybe, before you know that. You know I'm at his hand right now, right there. - Yeah, you're mad. - Yeah. - I'm sorry. I hope I hope that you don't get me later on for saying that, Lord. I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you. Because I want y'all to know I'ma take these glasses off so you can see my eyes, no, I'm not playing. - Oh. Sounds like a mic, that's good. - I talked to my mom daily. - Yeah. - And listen to me clear. - Uh-huh. - I heard everything everybody said about me from not rushing down here. Listen to me, man. You gotta power me, meet me in a parking lot right now. I ain't playing, but listen, listen, I'm not that mad like that. I'm just letting you know, you can't see me in a parking lot. All my brothers are here, I got VJ up there. I got, right, everybody. I got my boy crack off of a piece here. I tell them to stay in the house, meet me in a parking lot. If you got a problem with me, man, whoever it is, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm not mad like that, I'm just saying. Hold on, I've been waiting to say this, man. - Hold on, spool, let that man cook. Waiting to say this. - Hold on, wait, I've been holding on to this part, right? - It's up a chest. (laughing) All right, let me get the vibes on a Monday. Yeah, little white zombie coming at ya. What else we got here? Let me just go down the order. Texas Rangers, inside of Jared Sandler, had himself an injury update. Shout out to Tolo Maquille Ruiz. Tolo wouldn't have caught this one for me. - We check in with Jared Sandler. - Guys, our final Bayley and Gallian injury update of the season, it's more of a general idea of health. Paul Goldschmidt wants to keep playing. He feels like he's healthy enough to do so, but the Cardinals are expected to part ways with Goldschmidt. Goldschmidt wants to make him a free agent this off season. - All right, bouncing ball here off Lo's back. - All right, all right, thank you, Jared. - Oh no, he had to have been so nervous in that moment. - Oh, he's Nike's. - Yeah, there's no delay on the Rangers game, is there? - No, sir, it's butt naked. - You're not too affiliated, that's kind of on them. - He handled that well though. I feel like he didn't have it. - Wow, I don't know, that's mighty unprofessional of Jared. That's a pattern of behavior now at this point. I might call the FCC on him. - He's got to do so, but the Cardinals are expected to part ways with Goldschmidt, which would make him a free agent. - Loose cannon, you never know what he's going to say. - Dude, if you could, if we'd had the science and you could get your goal to turn in, or your ass to turn in to gold, there would be people that would spend ridiculous amounts of money to do that. - Yeah, absolutely. - It's honestly, it feels like it might be a groundbreaking idea from Jared here if we can get the right people in line. - Science, huh? - Science, man. - I think it was like 200K, you could make your own diamond making machine. You know, they got lab grown diamonds now. They fly at everything, VVS, or they all look good at everything. You can make your own 200K, you want to invest? - The men, let's get it cracking. - It's not like a good idea, I know a guy. - There's too much diamonds out here. All right, let's see, all right. Let's go to the NFL on Fox, the crew was pranking Grock. Did you guys see this? - Yeah. - Hey, baby. - He's better over here. - Now at T-Mobile, get four 5G phones on us and four lines for $25 a line per month when you switch with the eligible trade-ins, all on America's largest 5G network. - Minimum of four lines for $25 per line per month without a paid discount using debit or bank account, $5 more per line without auto pay, plus taxes and fees and $10 device connection charge. Phones will be at 24 monthly bill credits for well qualified customers. Contact us before canceling entire accounts to continue bill credits or credit stop and balance on a required finance agreement to bill credits and if you pay off devices early, ctmobile.com. - Post season baseball is here and it is the absolute best time of the year. I'm Rod Bradford of baseballs and boring and we're gonna have you covered every step of the way with instant reactions from players and coaches and managers and fans and reporters and everybody else who is immersed in this awesomeness and all the craziness that comes with October baseball. So follow baseballs and boring in the free Odyssey app or wherever you get your podcasts. (upbeat music) - Frank Grunk, so good. - Yeah, Grunk was going with it. They had him believing that there was a new Cowboys tight end named Rich Russo. - So they were talking about Tony Gonzalez, they're talking about Grunk, I don't think he's Grunk. - Grunk, where do you list Russo as like among the Titans playing today at least? - You know, he's been out for a little bit so he might be a little rusty coming back but I think he's there gonna give him the opportunities. That's for sure, but also they got Ferguson as well. They're gonna be a one-two combo. - Yeah, but here's the thing, Ferguson has been the guy because only because Russo's been hurt. - You gotta admit, with Russo coming back, it just changes their offense. - Yeah, but Ferguson has been showing that he's the guy right now. They're gonna still feed Ferguson. - He's the only guy in the league that has two fingers missing on his right hand. That's why he's been out and he's back now. - So is that gonna affect him when he's catching a pass? - I don't know, you tell him. - I still have all five of my fingers. - But you know what, you have the time to do that. - I can't, oh, I'll tell him my fingers. - All five on each hand, all right? All five on each hand, okay? - All right, this is a joke. - Rich Russo does not play for the Dallas Cowboys. (all laughing) - I was wondering, I was wondering, is that live? (all laughing) I was wondering in my mind, like, I was gonna say, right when it was done, I was gonna say guys, I never heard of his. (all laughing) - It's true to say. - Yeah, I still got, I got all five of my fingers. - I mean, I'll tell you. - I kind of like how he just held to what was real, though, and true. - He didn't, he stood on business. He was like, "Yeah, but Ferguson, no." (all laughing) - It's Ferguson, yeah. - I like that, he stood on business. He went with, he knew. - Yo. - Let's go to the University of Texas. - Texas. - Football head coach, Sarc. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, post-game with Arch Mani. - Wow, this got sentient. - We gotta figure out what's going on down there at Austin. Damn. - Well, Quinn's just, you know, I mean, just getting himself ready to go. And I think Quinn's probably helping Arch with me ripping his ass, even though he's 26 at 31 for over 300 yards. I was still ripping his ass today, but that's what we do around here. - Hey, y'all need to calm down. - Yeah. - They're gonna run down on you. - He did, he's posting bail right now. - I said, I was thinking, "Oh, man." - He's showing him that clip right now, look, Josh. - What? - I think I got him for a baby one. - I'm not up. (all laughing) - A ripping quarterback's ass is down there. (all laughing) - It's a drapment. Vote in time, what do we say? - Yeah, yeah, let's do that. - We got Uncle Crash out, two-time champ. We got Matt Higgs with the Sandler check-in. Holy snikies, he said. Crew-pranked Gronk, that was good. Mm, UT Sark talking Quinn Ewers and Arch-manning there in the extracurricular activities. - Yeah, they gotta calm down, but they gotta find another way to penalize each other down. - Yeah. - You know what time it is? That was two interceptions out there, son. They do say it's the most liberal city in Texas. - Time for some ass ripping. (all laughing) - My office. Okay, I don't know, this is tough. I could get either one of them. Couple of levels in Austin or which and they could play quarterback. (all laughing) Sandler's my guy, though, I'm not voting chief. Who do you go for? - I am gonna go, I'm gonna go with Gronk, man. I thought they executed that pretty nicely. - Yeah, you stood on it too. I'm rivaling the church clip, still. - It's like a somebody. - How do you see? - Boy. - I'll be gonna go with Gronk, Frank, as well. - Frank, Jared. - Okay, I'll vote for Sark by a score of two to one to one to one. And your new G-bag that a champion, it's the Fox broadcast crew with a prank of Rob Gronkowski. They thought he was dumber than what he really was, what we figured out there. Okay, coming up next, chief, what's in store. - Hello, best of the weekend for you. 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I'm Rob Bradford of Baseball's and Boring, and we're gonna have you covered every step of the way with instant reactions from players, and coaches, and managers, and fans, and reporters, and everybody else who is immersed in this awesomeness and all the craziness that comes with October baseball. So follow baseball as I'm Boring in the free Odyssey app or wherever you get your podcasts. (upbeat music)