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5th hour of the G-Bag Nation: TD Tuesday: Best Touchdown calls from week 3; Sports Hodge Podge; Crosstalk w/ The Fan After Dark
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I'm Rod Bradford of Baseball's and Boring, and we're gonna have you covered every step of the way with instant reactions from players and coaches and managers and fans and reporters and everybody else who is immersed in this awesomeness and all the craziness that comes with October baseball. So follow baseball as I'm Boring in the free Odyssey app or wherever you get your podcasts. (upbeat music) - Yeah, baby, here we go. It is our five of the G back nation on 1053. The fannet is a big week. Our tour day DFW underway Saturday brought to you by Whataburger and by Southern leisure, Spaz and Patio, our tour. We'll start in the morning and continue all the way through 6.30, we'll make a big old loop around DFW. You can find the schedule at G back nation on X. Follow us all when you get there. It's time now for Wolchuck and Chia follows weekly celebration, gentlemen. - Let's do it, baby. It's time for some TD Tuesday. Boom, shakalak, boom, shakalak, boom, shakalak, TD Tuesday, shakalak, boom, shakalak, boom, shakalak. - And we start with the Friday night lights in Lincoln, Nebraska, where Wolchuck's corn huskers did not come to play when it mattered most, but you know who did the Illinois radio network, Luke Altmer, to Pat Bryant ending Matt's rule. - First in gold, Illinois at the form of Nebraska. Now we get an I formation, Altmire under center, turns, rose to the end zone, got a man wide open, touchdown. Touchdown, Illinois, Pat Bryant with the catch. - Yes, sir. - Another touchdown for Bryant. And the Illinois eye, fall back in front. - Oh, just another one for Bryant, huh? - They couldn't stop that Bryant guy. - Bryant was a magnet for the end zone on Friday night. - Oh, unbelievable. - And the fighting a lion eye, get the victory. - Thanks for nothing, Huskers. - All right. - Those college Friday night TDs though, man. You don't get many of those Friday night college big important TDs like that? Come on. - You'll remember them forever though, won't you? - Oh, you sure will. The memories ring bay. Pick six. I love a good pick six for a TD. Take it away, Packers radio network. - Quick throw, right? Set it up. - Set it up. - Set it up. - Set it up. - Down to the seventh. (crowd cheering) High stepping, hands out. Touchdown. (crowd cheering) Shot of your Alexander. (crowd cheering) And the Packers lead it 16 to seven. - I look forward to every week that will Levis pick six TD. (laughing) That's a fun one, but don't worry. We cleanse the pallet with Will Levis throwing a touchdown brought us. Don't worry. Even when he's throwing touchdowns to the other team, he finds ways to throw touchdowns to his own, to a guy, Nick Vannett. Never met you. Vannett. - Levis under center from the one, plate bank, looking, throwing in the back of the edge. So, touchdown, tightens, Nick Vannett. That's a great, great drive. Hell of a drive. Hell of a drive. - Getting sacked five times a game, by the way. He's on pace for 85. - Wow, look at that. Most turnovers in the league. - That's quarterback stat right there, that old sack. - Hey, number Mr. Mayo is getting it done. I'll tell ya, after Roman Dunezay's dad took to social media, you know his son was getting himself a TD. Bears radio network, Caleb Williams. You finally gonna throw one? - First in goal at the one. Caleb Williams with Herbert to his right. Double tight ends right side of the line. Cole Comeda, Mercedes Lewis. A Dunezay slot left, snap, play fake, throwing. Into the end zone, caught, a Dunezay, touchdown. Touchdown Bears, Caleb Williams. His first NFL passing touchdown goes to fellow rookie, Roman Dunezay, who catches his first NFL touchdown. - I relate to never, week three. - I'm happy for this guy, a historic touchdown. Who gets the game ball on that one? Like who gets to take that one home? Is that a coin flip situation? If you're the quarterback, do you have to have that servant leadership that Mark Schlerith was talking about and you acquiesced to your teammate there? No, this one's yours, bro. I do wonder, I think Roman Dunezay's dad's gonna take that one. - I think historically it would go to the quarterback and in this situation, if I'm Roman Dunezay, I don't have a lot of confidence. There's gonna be a lot more for you. So I'm gonna let you have this one. - Yeah, I'll tell you what, there was a lot of people talking about Caleb Williams having the best, like walking into the best case scenario for any number one overall pick ever in Chicago. And boy, does that look like so far from the truth? That offense is tough to watch. Shane Waldron, remember at Super Bowl Radio Row, it was Rock Wall Zone, Jackson Smith. And he was asked about Shane Waldron, who was the OC in Seattle and was let go. And he's like, man, it was not glowing what he said about him. And then-- - I don't think he said anything. I think they were like, hey, what can you say? What are we getting? Like, what are some of the positives? And he just, nothing. - Yeah, maybe just think of something about him. - And that's Caleb Williams OC now. - Yeah. - Yeah, you talk about first TD instead of it, just maybe think the Broncos don't have a passing TD this year. - Who's their quarterback? - Bo Nix. This, it's never happened in their history. - Wow. - But through three games. - Oh, in their history? - Even Mr. history. - Mr. history. - Oh, man, it was getting out there. And the thing you'll hack it, they found-- - They actually had a passing TD, but-- - You stop it. - If you're running like that, you don't need to pass them. - I know, it's crazy. But to think to go into four games, and you don't have a passing TD. - That's crazy, more like Bo Vick, yeah, man. Well, I'll tell you what, you know who's spinning it? Our guy, Sammy D. - Oh my goodness. - The Vy King himself, once again, move over CJ Stroud. It's Aaron Jones's turn for Pater. - Darnell, back to pass, geeks the shoulders, jumps to Jones, walks into the end zone, cuts down, Vy King's. That's Aaron Jones' first touchdown wearing the colors. He's, go time. - Thank you, Vy King's radio, no worries. - Oh, it's so time. - You always put some sauce on it for those guys. - Always got some sauce. - Ah, baby Paul. - Hey, Vy King's deserve all the sauce right now. - Man, that's awesome, huh? - We're making fun of that guy. - Yeah, he's in the MVP conversation. - Right. - That's how good that is. - On Beck UL, that guy put money down on Darnell to win, MVP, and we were just making fun of him. - The whole summer, all of a sudden it's like, I mean, Josh Allen, probably right now, if he keeps playing like this, but see him, Darnell, what the hell? - Somewhere J.J. McCarthy's working out by himself. Just kind of hanging out. - Hey, J.J., he's on the phone with Harbaugh. - That was a quarterback here at one time. - Yeah, but if you're J.J., you're feeling good, like, hey, this is a good place to be. Like Kevin O'Connell can-- - I got a coach that he dialed up. - You're gonna be in a solid situation here. If you just don't-- - Damn right. - Get careless with the football, and I'm waiting for that moment from Sam Darnell, 'cause it's gonna happen, but they play real defense with the Vikings. - They do, which is surprising. - Now we got what, Vikings and Packers this weekend? - Yes, we do. - Big-time rivalry. - I think J.J. McCarthy, old tweet is circulating where he was tweeting that Sam Darnell was good at football like two years ago, and now it's back. - Oh, good, I mean, hey. He loves his teammate, and he loves his teammate. - He does. - That's how you wanna handle that. - Yeah. - You don't wanna be a Tony Romo in situations like this. - No, you definitely don't. You definitely don't, so shut up to say I'm here. (laughing) Now they didn't think J.D. Reynolds was going in a good situation. Boy, the LSU Tiger, the battle of two LSU Tigers. It was Burrow, it was Daniels. Well, it was the latter that ended up crushing him. I told you, watch out for the pop-up here. Here's Scary Terry. - They gotta snap it on the third and seventh, and they do. Bengals bring the house. - Jaden loads one up from a court in the air zone. - Oh! - Did you get it? He did! Touchdown! Touchdown Washington! Unreal! (laughing) - Washington Radio Network has never had so much fun in their lives. - Who was in there? He was getting tickled or something. (laughing) - They used to have like, back in the day, it was like Sonny Jurgensen, Sam, huh? I don't even know who that's like some old, who is that? - I don't know. - Touchdown Washington! - I'm looking it up on Fletcher, maybe? - London Fletcher's in there? - You're just calling games as part of a team's radio. - It's amazing. - They used to have that gal up there, right? - Yeah. - The VP or something like that? - London Fletcher, Logan Paulson. Paulson's probably the-- - The older sounded dude? - Well, Paulson's probably the sideline reporter, maybe. So yeah, maybe that was London Fletcher, dude. I don't know, that was awesome. He was tickled. Lucious, that's amazing. I mean, yeah, that's probably the most fun of Washington's fan had last night. - That's eight years pent up, yeah. - Oh, no doubt. - Easily, yeah. I mean, I guess the Kirk Cousins gave you some time. - Six of the huntiest, you know? - We're not terrible. (laughing) - Oh gosh, yay! - That's awesome dude. - Look at you, damn Snyder! - Yeah, seriously, that's the one silver lining to all of this commander good stuff right now. It's just Dan Snyder probably like super salty about it. Hate watching them and being like, "Oh no, they're actually legit." - ownership matters. - Got billions. - Not a coinky dink. - A lot of billions. - Well, waiting for you, Jerabear. - A lot of billions. - I was waiting for my guy, Joey B. last night to get it done and he was spending it from time to time, wasn't able to get it done the way we needed to, so survivors gonna now see a historical four bet payoffs on Friday, but the Banquet Radio Network gives us burrow to chase, even though it doesn't matter. - Burrow is set, extends the hands. A blitz is coming, he gets rid of the ball, throwing it deep. It is! (cheering) Touchdown! Jamar! Chase, his second touchdown catch, his second gritty. Touchdown pass number three for Burrow. - That was a good play, you know, and I mentioned five, we might have six, 'cause I-O-2, we all owe one. Wulchug has Cowboys Thursday night of Giants win. That's a sex tuple. G-Bagnation history is set already on the quin. - Oh gosh, dang it, wow. - I didn't even consider that, because Wulchug's stone-cold lead-pipe lock here. - Cowboys and Giants, Cowboys yourself over there, Brian. - I'm trying to help. - I'm just trying to help? - I'm just trying to help, just trying to help, man. - Yeah. - Yeah, you're right, maybe this will help, 'cause we both have 49ers, and now we're both sitting here like crap, we're gonna do a payoff, I hope you're right. All right, let's go to Pittsburgh, shall we? Justin Fields, holy hell, they're three and oh, Steelers Radio Networks getting ready to party. - So now, Cordaro Patterson moves right to left across the formation in front of Fields. Back to pass, throws over the middle of the field. He's Calvin Austin, he has a step. Austin heading straight up the middle of the field, inside to 10, to the five, touchdown. Calvin Austin, 55 yards from Fields to Austin. - Oh, that's sweeter than Aunt Nelly's blueberry pie, baby. - Oh my goodness. - What the hell did he just say? - Sweeter than Aunt Nelly's blueberry pie. - Oh, Nelly, he does have the best pie. - This is Steelers Radio Network. - That was the Steelers. - That was the Steelers. - Yeah, Justin Fields, man, turn in heads. - We'll get to talk to them this year. - Oh, yeah, you will. - Walt Chuck's gonna be up behind speed with you. - I'll be up behind speed with you. - With them. - Walt Chuck's going out there, man. And that's not gonna be an easy one. It is cool to see Justin Fields look like a different player. He's not just playing backyard football all the time. He's getting the ball out quickly. He's throwing on time, throwing with some anticipation. Still bottom of the league in a lot of offensive categories, but you're seeing some improvement. He's not being sacked at an inordinate rate. - Yeah, just don't get sacked. Don't turn it over, we got this. They become the first team in 15 years to allow 10 or less in the first three games of the season. 10 points or less. - Dude, Mike Tomlin, he strikes again. - Mike, we've been Tomlin, how's he doing? - I don't know, man, it's very, very impressive. All right, to the Carolina Panthers radio network, the Red Rifle was ready to rock and roll with the chamber fully loaded. He found another old man, Adam Feeland for the TD. - And an empty set, trips to the right. Here's the snap, pocket holds, Andy throwing down field. Feeland, did he hang a touchdown? So much for going for the field ball, right? - Hey, I was wrong. - What in the water? - Adam, you could burn a big third down. - I was wrong. - Didn't know you could convert third downs watching Bryce Young for the last 20 games. Excuse me, I mean-- - My guy was thinking points. - My guy was thinking points. - Just get the points, get the points. - These points. - It's our first points all year. - Give me the points. - All right, I was wrong. Damn it, oh well, and yeah, we didn't get the big man, Tutti. We didn't do that to him for the call, which is not very good. So I did want to play the big man TD last night, but the other Washington commander called which is so much better. We went with that one. All right, let's go to Seattle, the Seahawks radio network. They're also surprisingly three and no new head coach, Gino Smith, DK Metcalf, still getting it done with the TD. - Gino out of the shotgun, McIntosh in the game. And now he swings out to the left side. Gino steps up in the pocket, looks, holds. Rosie, got DK open, 30, 20, 15, 10, five. Runs away from Miami, cuts down, Seahawks. A 71 yarder to DK. - Quietly, Gino Smith in company. Getting it done year one, Mike McDonald. I mean, they haven't had to play anybody crazy to this point, but that's a team who's feeling like they could win their division. How crazy was happy Seahawks win the NFC West? - Very much so on the table. Gino Smith's playing some good football. All right, let's go to Saturday night. Oh my goodness. Primetime, Dion Sanders, Baylor in town, trying to spoil it form after dropping with two seconds remaining the Hail Mary opportunity redemption time for Shader. - Shotgun snap, Shader, rolls the pocket out to the left, looking down field, setting his feet, rifles this one towards the end zone. And it too shy, or did he catch it? It was with Chate Western. He scooped it up. He scooped it off the turf. Holy cow, what a play. I can't believe my eyes. In the rain here in Boulder in the front range, the buffaloes with zeros on the clock have made it a 31-30 ball game. Shader Sanders has done it again. Buff nation, you've got to be going out of your mind, pending the APAT. - I'm reaching for the radio actually, dude. I'm like, wow, my half in here. - Wow, yeah, it was a lot of word vomit going on there. - We need the new guy. - It was, it was- - Shout out to Buff nation. - You want some patcher home in there? - Oh, I can't believe my eyes. - Shout out to Buff nation, that was an amazing play though. - All right, let's get to the San Francisco 49ers. - Gary Barnett, who's the former coach, the color guy is far worse. - Oh, wow. - And that booth. - So the whole broadcast just stinks. - It is a struggle. - And it was a game cast. - I've listened to a bunch of Colorado broadcasts and it is a struggle with that crew. - He did kind of turn into Seth Rogen there, two, five, four. I heard that as well. All right, let's get to Brock Purdy finding his guy, third and Jawaan Jennings. - Third down, Purdy back, Purdy time, Purdy froze. - Downfield wide open caught. Jawaan Jennings has a hat-trick in LA. Touchdown, San Fran Sasko. - Yeah, well 49ers radio network, you lost the damn game. - Yeah, you did. - Right off of. - Now, right off of. - We're gonna have to pay each other's pants. - Yeah, yeah, that's the pants just arch on each other's there. - I might wear your diaper on my head, is what I might do. - Are you planning on doing that in your chairs? - We'll do whatever you guys want. - Yeah, we gotta figure that out, but do the Eric Kendrick's? - I thought you need some plastic sheeting like you from a paint store. - Nah, just let it smell. - Maybe some texture. - Betty Five, no, we're just-- - Maybe, we got plastic sheets. - See, I do the whole show with that in your bag, I don't know. - We'll chat about it here in just a minute. I did think it was interesting the way the accent came out on the play-by-play guy there. When he was saying LA, it sounded like he had like a country accent. - Oh, he had a little twang? - Had a little twang to it. - Is that one of the other poppas? - That's a great poppas, isn't it? - Yeah. - Poppas, I think. - Poppas, Bob, we get to talk to Bob Thursday night. - Yeah, we do. - Yeah, man. - Colum, hey, hey, Wilk and Bob are related. They're not related. - It's funny. - They're not related. - Yeah. - Please say Bob-pah-pah when I bring him on. - He will. - Yeah, be careful, I will. - Yeah. - Hey, you know what Patrick Mahomes will do? He'll throw a touchdown. - Chiefs have been closed. Mahomes in the pocket, throws it left. Come to you, Smith's sister, handling love for it. Diving, touchdown, Kansas City. Welcome back to the Chiefs Kingdom in the end zone. Jew, Jew, Smith's sister on a 13-yard crosser. - It's a two-time free agent edition there of the Chiefs. Nobody wanted you to do this time, but-- - Welcome back to Boomerang wide receiver. - Look at him there. Somebody's catching touchdowns for the Chiefs. Now, the Chiefs radio network is always the best. - Yeah, I'm gonna all mitchy. All right, and then we go to the Tennessee Vols. Break-in, Carter Freeman's Boomer Sooners' Arts. It's Nico, I love Aliva. Whatever the hell he says it, I don't know. I butchered that. He's thrown it to Dante Thornton for a good ol' Saturday TD. - Pick up a 14, Nico, back to throw. Play fake, guns it over in the middle again. He got a fan of the 40-yard line to the 20 to the 10. You can crank up Rocky Top. Touchdown, Tennessee. Dante Thornton, over the middle, and he had it put right on him by Nico. - He didn't even say his last name. He just says, "Nico, Nico." - That's a smart move. That's a veteran play right there. - Yeah, those guys are real in Tennessee, man. That was quite the TD, and that was imagine that was throw your controller time there. Throw your remote control time there for Carter Freeman. - This might be a playoff team. - Very well to worry about. - Yeah, there it is, all the TD's. - Thank you guys. Just heard from a Tolo Vincent, longtime listener. He's taken the GBAC nation flag to a Steelers home game and planning to plant it there as he did in 2016 on Sunday night football. - Wow. - We got a plant there on an extra point, I believe. Or maybe it was a field goal. - Hell yeah. - Couple of techs coming in for Broadus. Broadus, do you remember an old college football announcer, Keith Jackson, with the signature saying, "Oh, no." - Yeah, Keith Jackson. - He's doing a football foul, he's too. - He was great. - Well, that's what Wulchuck does when he does the Brett Farr. - Oh, that was a Keith Jackson, yeah. - Keith Jackson, yeah. - The eight, eight, five, six. I used to take care of Doug Peterson's lawn when I lived in Jersey, he says, Brian, he lived in Morris Town that year. They won the Super Bowl, and he came out with this Super Bowl jacket on and offered to have a beer with me and rub it in my face because he knew I was a die-hard cab always fan. He's a great dude though, I hate to see him get fired. - Yeah, he's on his way. - Not fired yet, and Jackson though. - No, they're like, he's talking about winning. - He's talking about, they had him on today and he's talking about the whole thing. It's no more time for raw raw. No more, no, gotta go play football, no more raw raw. - Yeah. - Whatever. Go play down. - No more hype, it's time. They've had an up and down season last couple of years, so maybe he's got him right where he wants him. We got a run nation. - Maybe. - Chief, where are we going next? Well, we will explain the Eric Kendrick's bet payoff for Friday next year in the next year. ♪ He's been up over here ♪ - AT&T customers, switching to T-Mobile has never been easier. 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(upbeat music) - Welcome back, nation segments brought to you by the Frankel's Lifesun predictable accidents happen. Frankel and Frankel, the go to attorneys for car and truck wrecks in DFW. If your loved ones been in an accident, contact the Frankel's for a free consultation. 2-1-4-8-1-7-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-1 line to FrankelFirm.com. Fan after dark's coming up at a seven o'clock and you have another debut. Jake is set to rock the house with Fred coming up at seven o'clock. Here's the chief. - Classic. - Classic Jake and Fred party, man. - Yeah. - We'll get Buck Wild in there. A lot of people are texting in that rules or rules. Did somebody say B.F.'s name? - I tried to cut him off. I don't know if that was executed or not. - Did I say his name? - Did you say his name? - I don't think I did. - Are guys playing under the weather over here? - I said he Jackson. - It's not cool, dude. - He does it when we do the, did I say it? - I think he, I think he. - I'm gonna get you some of the-- - There's a slipper. - There's a slipper. - Hungry for the Crimson Tide. - There we go, Brian. - Yeah, there we go. - Momma gave me to them. Flup chicks and Momma took away five of them. Flup chicks, I want to stay hungry for the Crimson Tide. - That's work. We'll chuck. Yeah, now we're hoping that. I mean, we'll chuck. What are you probably questionable going into the game on Thursday night? I mean, I mean, injury report says questionable. - I'm considering myself probable. - That's a long day. That's gonna be a long day for us. - A long day. - I think we'll chuck. - Two to one for us. - We'll chuck, we'll chuck needs to punt on the two hour pre-prey and he just needs to get IVs. It's game day, you know what I mean? Like skip the walk through and just show up when it's time for the lights come on. And I think that's what he should do. But what do I know? You know what I mean? I'm not a part there. - Hey, you know, I asked for those splits. Well, I'm not splits, but I asked about the first 15 from McCarthy. Check out if you follow me on Twitter though. I should probably send it to you, Dawson. You put it on the site. But Bobby did the splits for me on the-- - Bobby did the splits for you. - And then the splits of the-- - Very accommodating. - Side to side or front to back. - Front to back. - Yeah, the flexibility on that guy. - It's absolutely incredible. - With a hoodie on even. - Yeah. - But the thing about it, yeah. So if you check out if you follow me on Twitter, I need to send it to you. Actually, they're a better team in the first 15 than they are played 16 plus. So if you-- - That's discouraging. - Really bad team then. This is not good. - Doesn't it feel like though it's not, they don't get off to great starts? Does it feel like that? - I would say their net yards per play are better in the after 15, but their completion percentage is certainly better in the first 15 'cause they're probably throwing the ball like one yard at a time in those first 15 plays. - I just kind of got it. - Yards per attempt was up a little bit higher. When they run, their yards per attempt is 4.1 yards and their opening script, and then the rest of the time it's 3.4 yards per attempt. So they're getting worse running the football as the game goes on which is usually not how it works. Usually you get a little bit better. - Strange, I thought the first 15 were not as good as we've seen. - So they are establishing the run, but then it's fading. - Then it's fading, yeah. - Unbelievable. - Yeah, well, and even then, it's hard to say they're establishing the run because their success rates are so bad, so it's 4.1 yards per attempt, but the success rates are awful. So it's like when they hand-zaked the ball on third and 14 for a draw and it gets 8 yards, it's 8 yards, but it's a useless 8 yards. So I'm sure Bobby will have a little bit more deep dive looking at that, but I do see the chart here that you have retweeted. - Yeah, it's interesting. I mean, but it's been, it's been-- - I just was trying to figure out 'cause to me-- - Really stale. - Is it just the last two weeks? Is it more than that? I mean, or is it three weeks that-- - I think this offense, since the start of the season, it looks pretty similar to the offense you saw to start last season. - Great. - Which was stale as all hell and very much, we're trying to play three to five yards at a time. We have no explosives, no creativity, no nuance from a coaching and conceptual standpoint, we're not really going to be helping our players really in any way. And yeah, you see what the results are, not good. Then they flipped it and then by the end of the season, defense is caught on, but it was a really fun seven or eight weeks where the offense looked a little bit more like a new age offense. And then again, defense has found the solutions to beat it and then you've had no counter punches since and it seems like you've actually regressed. So it's a really troubling situation here as it pertains to the Cowboys offense. Now Eric Hendricks was on with us earlier. He did admit to us that he will pee his pants while playing football games from time to time. So we're trying to figure out, we all have bet payoffs to do. I have the one for Southern Leisure Spa next week in the cold plunge going full gym Harbaugh with khakis and the belt and the tucked in college shirt or whatever, but that's next week. You know, we're talking about right now, we're trying to go one to know this week, but unfortunately we all went 0-1. And so we have a quad bet payoff that could turn into five or six bet payoffs by Friday. And I think me and Walchuck are going to do the Eric Kendrick's pee your pants at work. - Wow, that's vulgar and disgusting. - It's sitting his chairs and like sitting the chairs. - Probably need some plastic wrap. - I'll probably bring a couple of towels. - Chubby probably does it all the time. I mean, yeah, why am I making this record? - I'll just wear a damn diaper. - I definitely would not want to be sitting in the chair that you guys peed your pants in ever again. - Do you got to pee your pants? - Can't pee with diaper pants? - No, pants. - You got to pee your pants. Unless you just want to be wearing the diaper as pants and you're not wearing because you're wearing the diaper. Okay, so the Cowboys lose. I go diaper for the whole show and then also pee in the diaper. - The only problem is to be fair is we can't like, if I'm peeing my pants, you can see that I've peed my pants. If you're in the diaper, I can't really see that you peed in the diaper. So you could balls that. - Fair, fair, fair. - Just trying to avoid it. Just say I did. - Appreciate trying to get two for one. - Don't they have the diapers that turn colors when you pee? - Do they have that stripe? - Let the parents know. - Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, the blue. - Yeah, there's that blue line. - I don't say have that for the adults though, do they? - I don't know, man. - I guess we're the course light cans. - They brought us to do that? - The ones I have, no, no, they don't, no. (laughing) - So perhaps we just do-- - But you get brown, bros. - When you go in, you pee in the brown one, she went in the only way. - She gets not the blue, you get brown in the back end. - Yeah, whatever, let's just pee our pants. Do you guys have any thoughts here on what you guys want to do payoff-wise? I mean, I definitely want to get wall-chuck to do the nitro gummy. I definitely would like to get wall-chuck to do-- - If you ordered another one, I'd do another one of those. - Really? - Okay. - I would, I'd absolutely-- - Let me see what the turnaround time is if we can get those here, bro. - With minimum one minute hard chewing. Yeah, like you gotta have, it's gotta be a real chew. It's gotta be a real chew this time. - I broke that thing in half there, Chew. - Oh no, I believe you. I broke that. The Dawson was watching me chew. - It was good, it was good. There just were no ground rules, you know? I think to be even more convincing for the audience. - We gotta ground rule it. - If you want to get one that's hotter than what you try to give me the other day, that's fine too. - I think, you know, pin the tail on the donkey would be interesting if you could staple things to me, you know? - Okay. - If, you know, if that sounds to your better skin. - Yeah. - Wow, yeah. - Probably to my butt. - That feels sick to your butt. - Yeah, staple things to my butt, you know? There's the Mr. Misty, the spray bottle thing that we could still get to that we didn't get to last week because I didn't want to damage the equipment. - The equipment, yeah, we were worried about that, yeah. - Not worried about the equipment in here. - Not at all. - No, not as much. - We could be back off the mic. - We don't need this place. - Yeah. - We need, I can take my headphones off. - That's true. That's true. - I can get sprayed. - Well, I do think that one's a fun one. We'll have to figure out exactly what we want to do across the board here, but it looks like me and Walchoker are probably just gonna pee our pants on the air together. - I think I do have some puppy pads, by the way. We can put some puppy pads down. - Oh, that's a good idea. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, put the text at the two, one, four at that idea. - We're doing it for Corey Sheaker. - Football or ball sack here? - Ball sack. - The Miami Dolphins quarterback situation's so dire. They have sent out just a message to everyone. If you own a Miami Dolphins jersey and have thrown a football with a spiral, at least once in your life, please show up to practice at Baptist Health Training Complex this Wednesday at 9 a.m. for tryouts thing. - That's ball sacking right there. - That's from Dolphins. - That's a double R. - Yeah. - Ball sacking. - I'm gonna say that's football. - Yeah, well, Chuck's right, dude. That's real. They're pulling out all the stops here. - No, they're not. - I'm just kidding. I actually have seen people connecting Russell Wilson and this drunk admitted in a trade. Now that Justin Fields has sort of established himself enough and Russell Wilson is as cheap as it gets financially, the Dolphins could assume his contract very, very easily. The Broncos are still paying him most of his stuff there. And the Dolphins quarterback coach is Darryl Bevel, who was the OC in Seattle during at least a handful of those Legion of Boom years. - And he's got that concussion water that he could give the Toa to help protect his brain. Remember that? - That's your right. - Dude, look at this, man. It's a home run. - It's all coming together. - This is one of those things where from every angle it just makes sense. We have to make this happen. Would you think that Russell Wilson could have success? That coach, that system? - It's weird. - With the way they run the ball? Or I guess they haven't run, I guess Dallas is ahead of them in the running game, right? Didn't we learn the other day that the Dolphins really aren't running the ball all the time? - Well, the Dolphins-- - They gotta get a Chan healthy, right? - They're doing nothing well. - But their running game would give you the hope if you had to play with Russell Wilson, right? - Yeah, it's just hard to say because nobody, everybody that is not Toa who's tried to play quarterback in this offense for Mike McDaniel has been really, really bad. So you would think Russell Wilson is veteran enough to maybe could he do the Andy Dalton thing? He steps in and he's just competent. And so now they can get some things done. - I'll say trade for Traillands here, trade for Traillands. - But that could be an interesting one there. Russell Wilson getting traded Miami there, their quarterback situation is just, I mean, it's an injury, Omen. Speaking of bad injuries, I mean, Austin Echler dealing with a concussion right now, but he also apparently suffered a laceration in his ear according to John Kime. - How do you, how does it even happen? - In your ear? Maybe it was a typo and he meant to say on his ear, but I'm like-- - Maybe because of the concussion, he took a helmet into the ear? - He got literally ear-hold. - Yeah, he got ear-hold, yeah. - That's the inner ear laceration, feels like one of the more insane ones. Honestly, I was thinking about Kyle van Neuoy, who's just dominating folks at feels like, didn't he break his face in week one? - Yeah, he did. - Didn't you have the NFL News of the day, orbital bone fracture? And he's, he's sacking my quarterback now a week later. - I did think it was weird to see him out there. That's, that's crazy, man. That really is. - 817, how about tattooing the team's logo that you lost with for payoff? - So I took the Raiders and the Ravens. I'm sitting on two. There's no way I could get a Raiders tattoo, you know? That would-- - I'm not using a talent. - I'm not using a talent. - Let's say you won't get a job every day. (laughing) - Oh, what team is that? Oh, a Raiders? - We're good. - Yeah. - Thank you, but no thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Well, I like the idea though. I mean, that's pretty nuts. I might get, I would get like a, like a Raven without the purple and the Maryland shield thingy. Y'all should do that for the rest of the season. So you walk around, look like those old NBA jackets with all the logos. (laughing) - It's the opposite of like the Ohio State stickers on the helmet. - It's the best guys. - It's for doing good things. - Our markings are for all of our mistakes. - At this rate, I would have half the league for crying out loud. It's somebody else. - This is brutal. - Yeah, I am looking forward to seeing if the trend continues for Broadus here, a historical 0 and 3 start in the G-Bagnation Survivor. Maybe we get missed out fire. Surprise on Friday. That would be pretty fantastic. I'd be here for it. I did see the quotes from Baker Mayfield about Tom Brady. He was on the Casa De Clube podcast and he was saying how him and Tom Brady have very different personalities. He replaced Brady in Tampa. He says the building was a little bit different with Tom in there. Obviously playing wise, Tom is different. He had everybody dialed in high strung environment. So I think everybody was pretty stressed out. They wanted me to come in, be myself, bring the joy back to football for guys who weren't having as much fun. He says you hear some of the stories about if he didn't like a certain play call, Tom, if he didn't like it, he would just throw out the week in, or if he didn't like it throughout the week and they still call it in the game, there might have been a throwaway on purpose or throwing it at the running back or receiver's feet. There were a lot of mind games going on. So if Brady didn't like a particular play call that Bruce Arians was trying to run and he hated it all throughout the week, then on game day he would just intentionally screw up the pass, force it in completion. Those are all the allegations there from Baker Mayfield, who I'm sure has gotten plenty of tea spilled to him in the wake of Tom Brady, which it sounds like the Buccaneers just being extremely ungrateful. I mean, the only time that your franchise has been relevant in the last 24 years is when that dude was your quarterback. It seemed like you were having a pretty good time, that parade, not gonna lie. Didn't seem too high strung and stressed out that day when you were tossing the parties over the Tampa Bay. I mean, my gosh, that's ridiculous. Okay, we do have a couple of baseball things here. I have some sound I want to play for you guys, but I also just want to acknowledge Bleephole of the week in sports goes to the entire Pirates organization. Did you see what they did to a guy named Rowdy Piper? Rowdy Seymour, Rowdy Telez. Oh, Rowdy Telez, oh yeah, Rowdy Telez. Oh, no, he was through a bonus and that's the first day that got him. He's got DFA with six games left in the season because he gets a $200,000 bonus if he reaches 425 plate appearances. Oh, gosh, that's cheap. He has 421 currently. Oh, wow. So it was inevitable he was gonna get 425 plate appearances and get an extra $200,000. The Pirates are like, no, we're super cheap. And on that same note, let's go to Philadelphia where the fans are excited. They've won the NLE, ladies and gentlemen. 13 years, we've waited for this. I've gotten married and divorced and had two kids. Thank you, ABC six in Philadelphia. That is a grown man right there into the local news camera, giving us a little bit too much information. I don't know if it was exactly in that order, married divorced and then had two kids, but either way, a lot's happened and he's pretty psyched. They haven't won that division in 15 years. 13, 13 years, 13 years we've waited for this. I've gotten married and divorced and had two kids. And he said it with like some pride in his voice. - That was a full life. - Thank you, Chief. - Yes, sir. - We got to run the fan after dark with a historic debut coming up next right here. It's the GBAG Nation on 1053, the fan. Thank you very much, Lucius. And thanks to all the tollos out there for making us part of your day. It is the GBAG Nation here on 1053, the fan. flagtober 2024 will be underway on Saturday. And you can check out our full schedule on the @GBAG Nation Twitter X accounts. Looking like about 10, 12 hours of making a big loop around DFW and handing you the iconic image, the 2024 Whataburger GBAG Nation flag. You'll have one for free coming up this weekend. Okay, but it's time now to chat with the fan after dark and tonight's configuration is it's a new debut with Fred and Jake. - That's it. - Good evening, gentlemen. How you doing, Fred? (crowd cheering) - No longer the F and G more, right? - I'm not the new F and G more, right? - Yeah. - Or am I? - No, not anymore. - Not anymore. - It's a big night. It's the first non-weekend non-holiday appearance on the fan. - Well, congratulations. - Nice, dude. Okay. - It's big time. - Good evening, Jake. And you joined us from, you've been in DFW for a year now, right? You're originally from the Detroit area? - Yes. - And you're a Sandler? - Yeah, yeah. So a little full circle moment with Jared at Globe Life the other day. Jared's intern 12 years ago. - Wow. - And then Saturday, we were on the air together. So he still introduces me as his intern, which is-- - I do the same thing with John Snyder, who's the GM with the-- - The Seattle Seahawks. - Yeah, John was my intern. And I say, yeah, this is my $3 1/2 million intern. And he's always like, "Oh, yeah, you're funny." And I'm like, "Yeah, you were, you're my intern." He goes, "Yeah, you're right." - Yeah, how long until you lose, you just never lose that time? - You never lose that. Never lose that. Look what it's done for Monica Lewinsky. You know, it's got its moments. - Yeah, it does. You gotta know when to hold it and when to let it go, I guess. - No one to hold it. - No one to hold it. (laughing) - Right on. Well, what are you going to walk away? (laughing) - What do you guys have planned for this evening show? - It's blank and you miss it, radio. I mean, we got an hour. All right, so two segments. We'll talk some cowboys. I'm gonna palfa tease from last night, that, I mean, I tease it twice and just never got around to it. - So what happened? - Yeah, I've been having fun. Been there before. - Well, I mean, hey, you know, we had Nick Harris on, so I was locked in as to, we gotta keep this thing brief. - Consize. - Yeah. - Consize. And he had that big day, right? Because obviously Mike McCarthy, you know, sold it in front of everybody. And so we asked him how that felt. And he was cool about it. And so-- - He wasn't all dramatic about it. - He wasn't at all. He really wasn't. You almost wondered, did we make a bigger deal about it? - Yeah. And he and I, wrote the hell out of Mike McCarthy right there. - Oh, he absolutely did. And well, he said that he goes, look, thousands, I've spilled thousands of words on Mike. I'm not gonna let, you know, what happened today, you know, in what's been a good friendship. But then he tweeted out today that, you know, it's water in the bridge, apparently. Like, he's a pro, you know. And look, let's call it what it is. Mike's, Mike's, it's a rough day for him. It's a rough, he's having a rough week. - And it's having a rough day. But it's funny because Nick was talking about the way he formed his question. He said that he kind of took Mike's answer and made it into a question, is what he did. So he's actually repeating his answer back to him in the form of a question. And that's where, and then all of a sudden he's like, "Oh, you practiced that." No, I just am repeating your question back to you to try and get some, you know, get an answer. - That tricky media. - Yeah. - It was weird. I hadn't felt like that. And since he went after James Slater, like five years ago, his first season. - And Jane was right. - Yeah. - You know, and everything Jane said and reported that the time was absolutely correct. - Yeah, I just, it's one of those things just like, you know, the players that when you go through, it losses like this, especially with the expectations. And, you know, they'd assured everybody, this is fine. You know, I don't know what the media fans are talking about. We're clearly an amazing team. You know, we're still in contention and then to fall so completely on their face in a way that's undeniable, it has to be embarrassing. And he lashed out. - And there's that and then of course, and we'll get, we're gonna touch on this, you know, for a second or two. I mean, this is a damned if you do damned if you don't type a game on Thursday, right? I mean, it's one of those, you're supposed to beat the Giants. - Yeah, you're gonna get no credit. - So you won't, right? So if you beat them on Thursday, it's really, we're gonna measure style points. Okay, how'd you look? And if you barely beat them, then it's really gonna be panic. And God forbid, if they lose on Thursday, it could happen though. - Oh, I think it's totally within the wrong box. - Thursday Night Footballs too, just has such a tendency to be ugly at times. I mean, with such a quick turnaround, you know, you could play it, it's good that it's a quick turnaround. So you don't have to talk about the mess from Sunday very long. - I mean, Dak has so thoroughly owned the Giants in his 10 or 11 games or whatever, that he's played against them. I mean, so many 40-point games, so many blowouts. If you can't handle them, that will inform so much about how much you have fallen in such a short period of time. And, you know, I know Brodus is already, you know? - I picked the Giants. - He's on the record already, picking the Giants. - Moneyline, you're taking Giants in the Moneyline. - I picked the Giants to win 26-23, straight up. - So real quick, if you're, and of course, I guess Kaelyn Carson may not play Thursday, they're saying that the Booth kid is getting some reps, right? - Right, right. - Are you taking Trayvon Diggs and having him follow Malik neighbors? - Eric, would you like to answer that question for me? - Well, it jeopardizes everybody else's role. In the back end, when you do that. And so you have to be a little hesitant. - 'Cause Carson's a rookie. - 'Cause Carson is a rookie and it can be a lot to ask, but if Carson's not gonna play, maybe that's added more incentive to do it. - I'm on you travel, when you travel, when that, when that, say they neighbors runs motion, and he takes it across the formation, that changes everybody else's responsibility to secondary. When that happens. So usually movement is what, you know, you have to have, I think you have to have a veteran secondary to do it. But yeah, it's, it's, it's something I don't think that Mike really wants to do. - All righty. - Well, here that comes fan after dark for one hour. And then you'll have Rangers pregame coming up at eight, first pitch eight 37 as they're in Oakland. Nice to meet you Jake. Salute to you Fred, have a good show gentlemen. 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