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NFL True or Fart: NFL Week 3 overreactions; GBAG of the DAY
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Hope you're having a great day. It's time now for some week three NFL true or fart. I don't know, is it true the Steelers are looking good at 10 or less in three straight games? - That's a winning formula if I've ever seen it. Okay, G back of the day's coming up here at about seven minutes. Segment's brought you by the Frankles Lifesun predictable accidents happen if you're hurt in an accident due to somebody's negligence. Call the Frankles for a free consultation two one four or eight one seven three three three three three three three three three. Go online to franklefirm.com. Here's Wolfchuk. - All righty, we've got overreactions week three in the NFL season. Oh, what a weekend it was. Thanks a lot San Francisco. You can yo-bleep yourself. - Myo, myo is going to wait to hear from you gentlemen. - Oh, three in a row for me. - Yeah. - I told the guys at Dallas Cowboys.com that this morning I might have to show up as Mrs. Doubtfire for the Friday show. - You are on a historic run of incompetence. - It's amazing. I watched it. - I was considering two games last week. And at the end, I pulled off the game I wanted to do which was Cleveland, New York. I lost that one in the early game. And then in the late game, I lost the one I went to, which was Raiders Against Carolina. - You needed to get to Plan C if you were going to find any sort of success this week. - I was thinking I was so smart at about three o'clock. Like, yeah, that's right. - Pivot. - Yep. - Good pivot. - Yeah, it didn't work. But yeah, we'll see what happens with the bangles tonight. I think they're probably going to get the win. - I know, dude. I'm not feeling good about this. This feels like an ominous sort of week here in season to be quite frank. Second week in a row, five or more very significant upsets. - Yeah. - Well, and it sucks even worse for Dawson because he still has to make up for his non-payoff on Friday. So he's now sitting two in the holster there. - Gosh, dang it. - Yeah, true or far, we're all idiots. I think true on that one. All right, take it away, Robert Flores. - All right, we've moved to the red zone as far as the running back conversation goes here on this Sports Center Fantasy draft special. True or far, false. March on Lynch matches last year's production. - All right, Cowboys one and two, by the way. I'm going to lock in my survivor pick now. It's the Cowboys and the Giants on Thursday, taking the Cowboys. - They're the Cowboys? - They're my pick for this week. - Must win. - There's no way they lose. They own the Giants. - Now, his name is Walchuck. - The all-unlusable game. - I mean, I guess that's-- - I should never heard of it. - I should not say that. There's absolutely ways they could lose, but Dak is traditionally great against the Giants. I think they're going to go in there and smack them. That's what they do. Giants aren't a good team. They'll beat the bad teams. Two touchdowns, three touchdowns, maybe Malik neighbors. Who's a baller? - Okay, all right. So let me ask you this thing. - So let me ask you this thing. Another number 26, Devin Singletary. - Yeah. - That's true. Maybe they'll run all over the Cowboys, but I think I'm taking them. I'm locked in. Cowboys are going to beat the crap out of the Giants. - Wow, this is Walchuck's stone cold. This is historical in the sense that it's-- - I'm Monday, I'm putting it in there. - It's a Monday stone cold lead pipe wall. - What's a Thursday hydro? I don't want to forget to do that. And then I'm thinking like, damn, when it's, you know, 30 to nothing, I should have picked the Cowboys. I wanted to pick the Cowboys. We're doing it now. - I like the way you're getting ahead of this thing. - Let me throw this at you though. Since you brought up Malik neighbors, true refart, Gavin Dawson, he's the best wide receiver in the draft in the world. - In the world, in the histories. - I'll bet on it. - I'll say, yeah. - Yeah, I mean, there were conversations, there were plenty of folks, despite the fact that Martin Rodgers tried to argue this. - Okay, so Brian brought us in this very room here. - Yeah, the problem is, the problem is that being an LSU alum, that, you know, people are not going to take you seriously. - Get off his job. - Yeah, exactly. - Do you ride it? - Dawson had it right when the pre-show, I mean, he goes, you've seen this guy play more than anybody, you know, when you start to talk about him and Martin. - Brian's not going to be biased for his LSU guys, just as a point of reference for, if you're wondering out there. He'll perhaps be tougher on them, you know, like a sports dad. - Very sports dad. - All right, but yes, Malik, dude, he is their offense. Does he save Daniel Jones? - No, no, no, he doesn't do that. - So they make some viable. - Only got himself can save Daniel Jones. - If Daniel just runs and passes to Malik neighbors, they have a chance of beating the Cowboys. You only have to get to like 17 points. - I'm not joking. I think the game plan for Thursday night defensively for the Cowboys is, I think you triple cover, the rare elusive triple coverage every single play Malik neighbors. - He's got 23 catches on 37 targets for 271 yards and three touchdowns down so far this year. - The only problem with triple teaming him is then like you mentioned Devin Singletary, who's running his tail off, is gonna just probably go all Alvin Camara on you. - Absolutely. And DJ is gonna run for 60 or 75 yards. Brian, I know you have film coming up at 340 in the past East corner, but why two weeks in a row when that runner turns to the corner, is there nobody home? - Yeah, that's what's happened to you guys is when the Cowboys sense the ball going to the edge, there's now such an effort to get everybody. Are you talking about the cutbacks? Are you just talking about just running it around the corner? - Yes. - Runs around the corner. - The runs around the corner. Yeah, what happens is sometimes you're getting, by alignment, you're getting hooked and then you don't get the pursuit from the inside, from your linebackers, they'll kick your corner, is what they'll do. And so what, there's a lot of times - Just losing a bunch of one on one. - They're like, they're outflanked. But if you watch, if you watch what's happened with Dallas now some of the cutbacks, like in Henry was really good with this yesterday, is that they start the ball going one way to the corner and then they bend that thing back because Dallas is just trying to get all 11 out on the edge. - Over pursuing. - Yeah, and then the ball is able to come back. So that's a major problem. - Eric Chia followed through a fart. Saquon Barkley, who had 17 carries, 147 yards, two TDs, he's got 351 yards, four rushing touchdowns on the season, three games, best signing of the off season. - Ooh, who else would be in the running for that? - Critical change. - I was gonna say, I mean, you have cousins, but-- - No, they-- - Wasn't, I mean, that was, there's another-- - They did get gypped on that call. - This is one where I'll actually agree with the fans. The Bengals fans were out of their minds last week, but the Falcons fans, I can understand why you are frustrated right now with the zebras. Saquon Barkley, best free agent signing. I mean, I think there's, yeah, only because Malik Willis was a trade, huh? - Yeah, yeah, good for him, man. - My gosh. And the Packers as well, yeah, it appears so. I mean, one of the few running backs who, what, four, five, six years into his career still has the ability to run away from even the fastest defenders on the other team. That was a hell of a run. - Even though I think Dick Fangios, the headliner for me yesterday, if I'm talking about the Eagles. - Yeah, he was fantastic. - And how about the Goddard one armor? - Unreal. - As he's sitting on a couple of my fantasy benches, you know, just wasting away. - I think he could maybe throw in Justin Fields at three and an hour. - I was thinking of it. - That's pretty big sign. - Yeah, I mean, that was a trade too. - Was that a trade? - Well, yeah. - Yeah, it was a trade, it was. - It was a trade, you're right, you're right. - So we're talking about a free agent signing. So, congratulations to say quads. - Yeah, Christian. - Seattle do anything with-- - Well, yeah, there you go. - I'm trying to think about what Seattle, did they do anything? They're three and oh right now. - There's a lot of trades. - Head coach and change. - Thank you, well, Chuck. Maybe we'll have time for a few more bit later on, time now to go into the Pimp Cup. We're Lucius. - How's with you back today? - Yes, sir. Yes, sir. - How's everybody doing? - Terrific. - What's going on in every thing, in every body? - Yeah. - One day. - Mm-hmm. - That was going-- - Appreciate your reaction there. - I appreciate that. My wife notices that too. - She's like, they just don't talk, she's the same way. (laughing) They just watch you. Let's go to our winner right here. We're going to Austin Villa. Jean Duran had the goal of the season. This is also a hell of a call. - Jean Duran, Barclay, Duran Duran Duran, Duran Duran. (cheering) - Hey, Mike Vlini here, host a cash to ticket alongside my partner, Jim Costa. It's really simple. Are you tired of podcasts claiming they're a bunch of pro betters when they live in their mommy's basement? Are you tired of podcasts that claim they hit 80% of the games? When really, they just lose like most of us. Think cash to tickets to the spot for you. We're real, we're transparent, we're having a hell of a good time with it, and we sit there and we're there for the sweat with you guys. We're just trying to figure it out just like you. Follow and listen to Cash the Ticket on the free Odyssey app or wherever, you get your podcasts. (upbeat music) (bell ringing) Yeah. (bell ringing) (speaks in foreign language) - So impressive. - Yeah, he's got them, I think second in the standings right now. It's amazing. - Good for that, brother. I see you here. All right, all right. What else I got for you guys? Hey, hold up. ♪ The call that's telling me my name ♪ (laughing) Yeah. It's for you, cowboy fans. ♪ Tell me my name ♪ ♪ Tell me my name ♪ ♪ Tell me my name ♪ - Yeah, hey, yesterday was a church day. I pray you got your blessing. I pray you do. - Shout out to my Reverend Dr. Pastor, Freddie Haynes and Reverend Ike. This lady right here has a message for all the women's in the congregation. - Another thing, stop saying all men are dogs. That's not true. Just because you had one bad experience doesn't mean they all come like that. Oh, did you ever think that maybe the reason why you're attracting those so-called dogs is because you dishing out kibbles and bits? Hello. (laughing) She posts and posts. (crowd cheering) Why can't you tell? To see who you can catch next? The devil is a liar. And don't be wagging your tail in front of my husband either. (laughing) - She talked to somebody specifically in that audience. - Staring right in the eyes. - That is personal. - Leading the hat over there. - Yeah, let's see what else we got. This is not one. But it's Kawhi Leonard. Did you see him? He was recording some dude on a skateboard jump over a table at a park. - No. (laughing) - Kawhi Leonard, bro. It's crazy. Oh, listen to this. (crowd cheering) That guy. Look at him. - Yeah. - He did it. (laughing) - There you go. So in a row, that's how you finish it. (laughing) (crowd cheering) - There you go. - He just helped our hand out when he was a fun guy. - He's a fun guy. (laughing) - It's like he's falling. - You can hear how fun he is. - That's good. (laughing) - That guy. - Yeah. (laughing) - Yeah. - All right, what else we got for you boys here? (laughing) - It is pretty badass when somebody always over a picnic table. - This is pretty awesome. Now it's never that good at it. It is pretty awesome. - Shout out to Tolo Aaron Facker. - My man said this to me last week. Texas Rangers Radio broadcast right here. Jared Sandler had a little fun. - How cool is this? I'm looking up at the video board and they're promoting the next two games. - It's Camar Ocker and Jacob O'Grom. - Mm-hmm. - It's great having both those guys back from Tommy John's surgery on the mound and both those guys will make their first and only home starts this year. Next couple of days. - First pitch. - And Jimenez takes outside from Bradford. - I think they're sitting next to one another in the dugout right now. - Yeah, they are. One of the benches towards the backside of the dugout. (crowd chattering) That one's outside. You think, you're just like, hey. You got nasty stuff, bro. The other one's like, yeah, you got nasty stuff too. It's pretty cool having good stuff. 2-0. Swing and a ball and tip-back foul so the count's 2-1. You throw hard. You do too. You're pretty intimidating on the mound. Yeah, you're intimidating as well. You like striking guys out? Yeah, I did too. 2-1. Here's a ground ball weekly hit too. (laughing) - Yeah, you see him. I'm like, hey, he just switches out in real quick. - He just switches out real quick. - Yeah, you gotta be double-minded, bro. You gotta be double-minded. Hypothetical play-by-play of a stuff off. I mean, just brilliant. There's no snacking to it. - Back into it. - It's gonna be a good ranger-like season ticket commercial, you know, we cut to it. - Huh? - What are you talking to me? I'm sorry, I was reading the fan text, sorry about that. - No, we were just business ideas, marketing. - Throw it out there. - Throw it out there. - Okay, let's see here, who we got. I got another church clip for you. - Who? - Yeah, it's a pastor upset at a choir. He's upset at his choir. They didn't, like-- - Oh no. - They weren't ready. - They weren't ready. - Get ready. - They weren't ready when they were supposed to be ready. So he kept on going. Somebody handed a pastor a note like, "Hey, is the choir gonna get the sing?" - And he's from women's rights. And somebody wrote me a note and said, "Kend the choir sing." Let me tell y'all something quiet. That man got too preachy, you should've both been ready then to sing. I don't have no choir. When I get too preachy, you got to be ready to step right in behind me and sing. And don't need y'all looking at me all strange 'cause I know what I'm talking about. This ain't no party, this ain't no show. This is worship. - What show, this is worship. - You can't wait somebody to lift a baton and look at you and get, for you to sing. This ain't no, no, no show. You're supposed to be ready. You're supposed to be in the spirit while the man is preaching. And you're supposed to pick the song that's adequate for his son, his son. - Facts. - I don't care if you don't say amen. You can't get no amen out from no eagles. - Oh God, I'm tearing them up. - Okay. I figured this out now, Lucius. - Thank you, John. - Worship. - We need to have a union for the choirs. - Yeah. - The choir need to union because they're getting treated poorly. - They need some help out there. - They need some help out there. With their conditions, their working conditions aren't good right now. - Yeah. - Is it our one time champ? Hey, Gorlasso from Duran, Aston Villa. They won 3-1 over the weekend. He tallied again, by the way, against wolves. Woman pastor says all men are dogs. - Wait, what? - And woman pastor says, don't say all men are dogs. - Okay. - Don't say that. Don't say that. - I'm gonna miss that message. Don't we not even tell him from my man? - Oh, what are you gonna do with it? - Kawhi Leonard. Videoing good skateboarders. - I mean, how do they kick that thing and jump up at the same time and they get like three feet in the air and somehow land it. - I don't. - We gotta do sports science on this, man. - It's the most superhuman sports thing I think we do. Is the high speed skateboard Ollie land on it. Like 20 feet down the parking lot. It's unbelievable. Jared Sandler with the rocker and de Grom dialogue or is it pastor upset at his choir? I'm gonna go with the skateboarder there, chief. How about you? - Give me, give me Jared Sandler. - Lucious. - Shoot, man. Austin Villa. - Vote for the champ. - I'm gonna go with Kawhi. - Hey, okay, here we go. The fact that Chris Arnold was not nominated today as a crime. Did anybody know what Chris Arnold did? - I got you. We have it for two guys. One big one. - Okay, there you go guys. - There you go. - You're more than welcome to quality content right there. - I've just got right here on the fan text that sent it to me. - Right, the end of the segment. - Yeah, the end of the segment. I'd say it all the time. - Please don't do that. - Brian. - I'm gonna pick Kawhi. - Buy a score of three to one to one. Your new G bag of the day champion is Kawhi Leonard. Video taping skateboarders. - Looks like on a basketball court jumping over picnic tables. Pretty impressive. Best of the weekend coming up next to a chief where you taking us. - Yeah, which one of these sportsmen had it worse this weekend featuring the Red Rifle and the five-layer burrito next year in the nation? - Hey, Mike Valenti here. Hosted a cash to ticket alongside my partner, Jim Costa. It's really simple. Are you tired of podcasts claiming they're a bunch of pro betters when they live in their mommy's basement? Are you tired of podcasts that claim they hit 80% of the games when really they just lose like most of us? Think cash to tickets the spot for you. We're real, we're transparent. We're having a hell of a good time with it. And we sit there and we're there for the sweat with you guys. We're just trying to figure it out just like you. Follow and listen to Cash the Ticket on the free Odyssey app or wherever you get your podcasts. (upbeat music)