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(upbeat music) Here we go, it's our one of the G-back nation here on 1053, the fan, a defeated Cowboys Monday, five hours of show coming up here for you. General at your service at ease, there's a broadest the former Cowboys scout and the fellow executive. Hardest working man in Cowboys media, he's already broken the film and he'll have all the details here for you throughout the broadcast. Lucius Alexander was in the PIMP Cup, master control here, 75 and fits you, keeping the Gators down best he can. He'll probably go flawless here over the next five. Of course, Wolchuck and she a follower in the house, gentlemen, and Carter Freeman's coordinate in your video. You can watch us at 1052defan.com twitch and YouTube. How the hell are we boys? Man, you know, we're struggle busting a little bit, aren't we? I mean, you said, brought us broke the film already. I think the film might have broken him, yes. No, man, we were good. I had Ravens 28, Cowboys 23, you know. No doubt. We saw it coming. I come to you. This was, this was what it was. Yeah, I know, I mean, you just kind of knew that going into the game, they were going to have some problems with the run game, and then the quarterback was going to be a difficult guy to deal with. And, you know, say flowers is going to make plays. I mean, they've, they're, that's a good football team. AFC champions last year. I know they got beat by the Ravens and in the Chiefs, but that's a good football team you had to deal with right there. I'm just glad Dak played so well. You know, you can't, you can't cherry pick when you get the stats. Got to put on a show. Game a chance, man. The fourth quarter. Defense just once again, you know, not up to the task. Man, you got to make some plays offensively, though, in that first half though. Oh, man, the first three scoring them out. How about it? Did they matter? I didn't, I didn't know that. I tell you what, man, you got to, you got to make some plays. If you're going to get some things blocked up, you got to make some throws. You got to make some catches. Can't pout about it. You know, ball, you got to, if you're running routes, you can't fall down, you know, all kinds of things going on in this one offensively for you. Yeah, including 379 yards and two touchdowns, you know, your quarterback for Mr. Prescott. Yeah, I don't know. You know, I, I, I, I could have had a better day than that. I was just, you know, I was just told back in the day when I would, you know, style point, Dak Prescott, that you can't be picky about when the stats come. That's what his staunchest defenders would say. I think right now he's, you know, he's, he's, he's fighting uphill battle here with the supporting cast. They're running game and, you know, CD lamb, Jake Ferguson, I think pretty good weapons, but defending, depending so much on turbo. And he's told Bert, Hunter Lipke is probably your best weapon. There ain't no question about that. Yeah, Hunter Lipke can make some plays now. Hey, I'm going to put some respect on that man's name because that's a ball player. Yeah, you should. I mean, he beat Kyle Hamilton, made an outstanding catch on the sideline. But if we're talking best weapon on the team, guys, come on, it is Brandon Aubrey. No question. Might be the best player. How about that onside kick, man? That was legendary, dude. This guy's a talent. I'll tell you what did. You put a soccer player in charge. Fourth and 14, what happens? Fourth and 14, he goes for it. She kicked a field goal there. Can you kick the field goal? 58 yards? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I think. You went 65, you didn't want to do 58. Well, I was just wondering, no way, like to me, though, if you look at, is it one of those things where if you kick the field goal, or was he hunting momentum? You know, was the head coach hunting momentum there. You know, when it was that, you know, I mean, they, you had the play, that was the play that ended up where cooks had to interfere because Martin got pushed back in. You know, and next thing you know, the balls fluttering down the field kind of a thing. It was a bad play. You wonder, you wonder if at fourth and 14 or whatever it was that you maybe kicked the field goal there and go play defense, which you haven't really played. Yeah, I mean, there was, at least they had a couple stops in the first day. I'm telling you this, though. They got off the field more against these guys than they did the Saints. Hey, no question about it, dude. I mean, I mean, okay, that's progress, but no, it's still terrible. But yeah, but still to me, you wonder, I mean, I was curious about going for the twos, you know, because I think that questioning those that next gen people said the first going for two was about a 37% you're right for going for two. The second one was only like a think about 12. The percent on that I would go more conservative. If I'm Mike McCarthy with this team, because I have no faith in our ability to run short yardage to be physical anywhere. Like I'm kicking field goals on fourth and 14. I'm not going for two with this team. It, you know, you have two point plays, I wouldn't go for two. Sprint right option was a really good play for the 49ers in 1985. You know, when Jerry Rice was running and nobody had known that, oh, wow, Joe Montana could split sprint to the right. You can throw it to the corner and nobody's going to cover this guy. Yeah. Need better coaches need better players. Revolutionary things. Yeah, well, that's, yeah, when I saw that one happen, I'm saying, oh, that's it. Sprint the guy out there and then give the quarterback no room to throw the ball. That's all he, that's all he deals. It's probably par for the course because all I ever deals with is tight window throws. So it's probably right down the, right down the lane for him. Hey, you don't have to worry about like toning it down the offense. That's kind of McCarthy's playbook. Yeah. It's just a bag of money toned down. You just, I keep trying to figure this out myself. And I know this is a lot of Mike McCarthy, but everybody also wants to say this is Dax offense. This is Dax offense. How many times have I heard this is Dax offense? Oh, no, your quarterback wasn't good enough in a lot of ways in the day. But just specifically on what it is. I call him your quarterback. He's not your quarterback because you didn't want nothing to do with them. Well, I mean, that's putting a little bit. I didn't want to give him $60 million a year. You're right. Yes. You didn't, you're not a fan of his. So not a fan of giving him $60 million to say I'm not a fan of his is an overstatement. Just for the record. Okay. Okay. Just for the record. He is a good quarterback, but I'm not going to pay him $60 million to do this kind of stuff here. Oh, I was just, I, you're just not working. No, you're looking right. But you're looking right. I'm trying to figure in terms of what they're doing, like right there in your scripted plays, you're, you're just going immediately to the, to the running back at the line of scrimmage for no gain. Like that is your play. You're first in the progression. Your first read is to throw it to the running back who's slower than hell for a line of scrimmage. Now we just immediately let's go to second and nine. Yeah. That's in your scripted plays. Why are we doing that? They tried to run all hook and stuff and they, so many curls and the Brandon Cooks, the, the, the route short of the sticks. I mean, it's a tremendous coverage. So you didn't have a chance on it anyway. But it is bizarre. And we talked about this with Brad in the post game. And Brad was like, it, it does feel pretty much deja vu to what you saw on the offense until the bi-week last year. I don't know. Dak supposedly got command of this thing at the bi-week. And that's why things were fixed. Is he not anymore? Is he? Did things just get figured out? I don't know. But that offense is putrid. Your play callers in a rut big time. Yeah, I mean, he is, like I said, they found something though in that third, into the third after the midfield goal, and then into the fourth, they found a little bit of some things. You know, the blocking was good that the, you know, the blitz pickups were really good. You know, and you got some crossers and they, and they started picking on some guys. They needed to pick on the whole game. You know, that, to me, I just never understand how you watch tape of a team and see bad players out there playing for somebody and don't try and take advantage of them. I just, I never, I never understand. Oh yeah, let's throw the ball at Marlon Humphrey when we got this other guy over here. They can't cover. Did Baltimore soften their coverages? No, hell no. It was the same, same looks. Same looks, same looks, you know, they just couldn't get anybody home on the rut. They tried. We, we've talked about this Baltimore's a team that will give the game back to you. They will, they will let you, they'll let you come back into again. Almost did. And they, they just like, hey, you know, all right, we'll, we'll, oh, on side kicks. Sure. We won't recover it. You know, they'll do things. They'll do stupid things along the way to let you get back in the game. And then all of a sudden it's like, oh, wait a minute, we have a chance to get a stop here. And the quarterback says, uh, not today. You know, to enforce as the real story is Jerry is spiraling. See, I don't think he is. I, I think Jerry's just trying to sell as many fans that are willing to buy it. That this team is still talented. You know, I think that's just his response to it. But Steven has had a much more realistic response. And I think that's, you know, how the organization looks at it is this is a young team that's going through a rebuilding situation. We're so inexperienced in certain spots. And we are in cap hell. So we can't throw money at fixing our problems as much as we would like to. Yeah. You know, maybe we were foolish with not giving Derek Henry $8 million a year. Instead spreading that $8 million around to a bunch of guys that can't play at all. You know, um, but right now I, I feel like Jerry is just buying time and trying to keep this team with his words as relevant as possible while they go through a difficult deal. Like Steven was on today, they're up against the cap. They just gave Dak 60 and they're in the process of still paying off $45 million from his last contract. You know, that's just like the financial reality of this organization is they're not in a spot right now where they can push their chips in and try to win. Like when Jerry Jones said I'm all in, he kind of was in a way that they've spent all of the cap plus an additional 20% they're spending like 20% over the cap trying to keep this group together. And you know, that goes back to cap management and, you know, uh, uh, resource allocation, things like this, but they're not in a spot where they could break out the credit card and priorities, that's their priority now. Anything else that you're thinking about is not don't think about it. It's trying to get my car doing. It's like all your, all the guys you're paying. They were all bad yesterday. Like, and like how do you watch that game and even want to save anything for, for Micah? It's like, I'd rather trade you and get something for you. That's all excuses. It's, it's the Jones, Jerry's fault. Jerry needs to own this. All the crap with them being in, you know, salary, cap, hell, that's their fault. They don't, they don't structure contracts. Well, they wait till the last minute to do it. What has Micah Parsons done to realistically already? We know we're paying him. We're going to be, he's going to be the best defense player in football. Has, have you seen him the last two weeks? Have you noticed Micah Parsons? No. No. In the playoffs, right, you want to trap on the quarterback? Four playoff games for Micah. What's he done? Earn it. Yeah. Earn it. Go out there and play well this year. He doesn't have to. He knows I'm, I'm here. I'm going to get paid. I'm going to get my money. It doesn't matter. And they're not building to improve the team this year. Like a win now team that gives a damn. Why? We're allocating that money for Micah already. Well, how do you know you really should pay him yet? Maybe you go out there and see a little bit more on the football field before you just make that assessment. And then what they'll do is they'll still wait till the last minute to do it. And they'll use the salary cap as an excuse. Fans aren't stupid anymore. The numbers are out there. Over the cap, you can't BS people with the cap numbers. That's right. If you want to make stuff work, you can do it. Every team does it. Just flipping switches left and right. This team never has cap space. They probably need to figure out why is that? Because you're not drafted well and they got to pay these players. Well, they also make bad re-signing decisions. You can't do it every year. The cap does exist. They don't do it. At some point in a five or six year window, you have to reset it, reset it. Yeah, that's great. But then don't BS and say you're all in. Yeah. Just be honest in those years when you're not. Those are words he wants back for sure. In the years where you're supposed to be going for it. But you go down on it too. You actually have to go for it. You can't just have still glaring holes. So last year was a go for it year. Like you still have glaring holes on your roster. Well, it's kind of semantics. Like we're tapped out. We can't spend anymore and you have 45 due for DAC, right? In a way, that is all in. You know? Did you pay the corner a good way? Yes, because you paid the quarterback, right? And you know, I think that's what this comes down to is, should they have blown this thing up, right? Right? Should you continue building around this core? And I think the answer is, you know, it's not a definitive, you should blow this up. There's a lot of good going on. But Micah can't do it all himself. And what Micah is not good at is playing against a physical front that has a good running quarterback. He has never been good at that. He is amazing when you're playing with a lead. He doesn't have a ton of help. He doesn't have a defense. I mean, I think also diggies you a solid player. But he doesn't have somebody in the middle that's like, OK, I'm a difference maker. I'm drawing that attention, right? That would probably help him. Demarcus Lawrence, anytime you watch him, just watching the condensed game, I don't have access to L22 yet. Always hustling his ass off. I mean, Demarcus Lawrence is chasing place 30, 40 yards downfield. That dude gives a damn. Might be his last year, right? Offensively, you're playing two rookies. You're going to go through growing pains. Karen Steele isn't any good. He's not a good right tackle in the NFL. He's not. You paid him, right? Bad decision. Zach Martin, no longer an elite player, serviceable, can still get it done. Tyler Smith, he also has given up some plays. Like where we were. Yes, they were arrested. Elevated. Tyler's like, no. Your personal isn't isn't good enough. It's not. I agree with that. And the same problems that you had last year, when it comes to you can't stop the run, that's what's got you beat against Green Bay. And all your big losses last year, same damn story. You didn't correct it. You waited until the last damn minute when you showed up to training camp and you realized, ooh, this really isn't good. You knew it wasn't good. You should have known in March. It wasn't good. So let's sign, oh, I don't know who's out there right now. Linville Joseph, nobody wanted him. Jordan Phillips, nobody wanted him. All right, here's Carlos Watkins because we need bodies. Keep throwing darts out there. Hey, you spent a first round pick on Mazi. I'm happy you did that. Unfortunately, it hasn't worked out. But when you go shopping at the Dollar Tree, this is what you're going to get. You have to spend some damn money in actual free agency, bringing a serviceable player that can actually be a starter. Not just like, oh, I were throwing bodies at this, paying league minimum for guys. Could you be in cheap? Yeah, my kids are still at the age where the Dollar Tree just kicks a ton of ass. Oh, yeah. You know, I'm like, I'm not looking forward to the level up. I think it's unfair. I think you had a good rant there, but I think using the dollar store was unfair. Hey, no, but it was it was apropos. It's just a it's a I'm not an expensive store, Brian. I know. I feel like you're kind of venting here because the the toll has kind of got under your skin last night, didn't they? Yeah, I mean, doing over there. That that's always going to happen. I'm just probing, just wondering. Honestly, I reflecting on this. It's not even worth arguing about any players. Zach, don't do this. The issue of the blame lies at the top. Zach, don't do this. It's Jerry. Oh, okay. I was a little worried there. Close call, huh? Yeah, it was a little nerve wracking. I like the way he just dialed it right back in. Rangers will be off tonight in Oakland. Tomorrow could be a Valdez final start, Bradford on Wednesday, Rocker Thursday. In a day game, it's slated for 237. That'll be on the K. R. L. D. A. M. Carol day on Thursday, because of course, we'll have Cowboys and Giants with you. Great chance to get back to 500. Yeah, hopefully. Hopefully. Oh, they'll be almost win. They might all send put in the read option up there. Hey, this dude, it was deer in the headlights. Oh, I forget Lamar Lamar can run the football. I'll tell you what, man, it's. They had no plan for Lamar Jackson to do a zone read. They just didn't it didn't look like they had a plan. You'll tell me something different is. No, I mean, you're in the headlights. I will say this, though, to me, like I just, I wonder where Phil players happen. And when you're playing against, you know, when you're playing against run, you're playing the run, I wonder your responsibilities of like, okay, if you, if we're going to take an inside charge here, who's the Phil players? It's supposed to be a linebacker. It's supposed to be a safety. Mike, it just freezes. Yeah, he's supposed to get the quarterback or the runner. He's like, I'll find a way to go. He's a crack. He's a, he's a crash player. And then he's an upfield player. And it seems like either way that he goes, they don't have a really great answer. We have the G bag of the day coming up at 2 30. Coming up next though. Walchuck. Yeah, we've got NFL week three over reactions. Play along with us. True or fart, that's next in the nation. Hey, Mike Vlini here host a cash to ticket alongside my partner, Jim Costa. It's really simple. Are you tired of podcasts claiming there are a bunch of pro betters when they live in their mommy's basement? Are you tired of podcasts that claim they hit 80% of the games? When really, they just lose like most of us. Think cash to tickets, the spot for you. We're real, we're transparent. We're having a hell of a good time with it. And we sit there and we're there for the sweat with you guys. We're just trying to figure it out just like you. Follow and listen to Cash the Ticket on the free Odyssey app or wherever. You get your podcasts. Welcome back, G bag nation. Hope you're having a great day. It's time now for some week three NFL true or fart. I don't know. Is it true? The Steelers are looking good at 10 or less in three straight games. That's a winning formula. I've ever seen it. Okay. G bag of the day is coming up here at about seven minutes. Segments brought you by the Frankles. Life's unpredictable accidents happen. If you're hurt in an accident due to somebody's negligence, call the Frankles for a free consultation two, one, four or eight, one, seven, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, go online to frankly firm.com. Here's we'll check. All righty. We've got over reactions week three in the NFL season. Oh, what a weekend it was. Thanks a lot, San Francisco. You can yo believe yourself. My oh my. I was going to wait to hear from you gentlemen. Oh, three in a row for me. Yeah. Yeah. I sold the guys at Dallas Cowboys calm this morning. I might have to show up as Mrs. Doubtfire for the Friday show. You are on a historic run of incompetence. It's amazing. I watched the I was considering two games last week. And at the end, I pulled off the game I wanted to do, which was Cleveland, New York. I lost that one in the early game. And then in the late game, I lost the one I went to, which was Raiders against Carolina. You needed to get to plan C if you were going to find any sort of success this week. I was thinking I was so smart at about three o'clock. Like, yeah, that's right. Pivot. Yep. Good pivot. Oh, it didn't work. But yeah, that's, we'll see what happens with the, with the bangles tonight. I think they're probably going to get the win. Ah, I never know. So dude, I'm not feeling good about this. This feels like an ominous sort of week here. It's season to be quite frank. Second week in a row, five or more very significant upsets. Yeah. Well, and it sucks even worse for Dawson because he saw us to make up for his non-payoff on Friday. So he's now sitting two, two in the holster there. Gosh, dang it. Yeah, true or far, we're all idiots. I think true on that one. All right, take it away, Robert Flores. All right, we've moved to the red zone as far as the running back conversation goes here on this sports center fantasy draft special. Two or far falls, Marshawn Lynch matches last year's production. All right, Cowboys one and two, by the way, I'm going to lock in my survivor pick now. It's the Cowboys and the Giants on Thursday, taking the Cowboys. They're my pick for this week. Must win. There's no way they lose. They own the Giants. My name is Walchock, the all-unlusable game. I mean, I guess that's, I never heard of it. I should not say that. There's absolutely ways they could lose, but deck is traditionally great against the Giants. I think they're going to go in there and smack them. That's what they do. Giants aren't a good team. They'll beat the bad teams. Two touchdowns, three touchdowns, maybe Malik neighbors. Who's a ballman? Okay. All right. So let me get a new runner. Another number 26, Devin Singletary. Yeah, that's true. Maybe they'll run all over the Cowboys, but I think I'm, I'm taking them. I'm locked in. Cowboys are going to beat the crap out of the Giants. Wow. This is Walchock stone cold. This is historical in the sense that it's a Monday stone cold lead pipe. What's it? They're saying either. I don't want to forget to do that. And then I'm thinking like, damn, when it's, you know, 30 to nothing. I should have picked the Cowboys. I wanted to pick the Cowboys. We're doing it now. I like the way you're getting ahead of this thing. Let me throw this at you though. Since you brought up Malik neighbors, true refart, Gavin Dawson. He's the best wide receiver in the draft world in the histories. I'll bet on it. I'll say, yeah. Yeah. I mean, there were conversations. There were plenty of folks, despite the fact that. I mean, Brian Broad is trying to argue this. Okay. So Brian Broad is in this room here. The problem is, the problem is that being an LSU alum that, you know, people are not going to take you seriously. Get off his job. Yeah, exactly. I, Dawson had it right when the pre-show, I mean, he goes, you've seen this guy play more than anybody. You know, when you start to talk about him and Mariah. Brian's not going to be biased for his LSU guys. Just as a point of reference for if you're wondering out there. He'll perhaps be tougher on them. Yeah. You know, like a sports dad. Very sports dad. All right. But yes, Malik, dude, he is their offense. Does he save Daniel Jones? No, no, he doesn't do that. No, no, he makes him viable. Only got himself can save Daniel just runs and passes to Malik neighbors. They have a chance of beating the Cowboys. You only have to get to like 17 points. I'm not joking. I think the game plan for Thursday night defensively for the Cowboys is. I think you triple cover the rare elusive triple coverage every single play Malik neighbors. He's got 23 catches on 37 targets for 271 yards and three touchdown so far this year. The only problem with triple teaming him is then like you mentioned Devin Singletary, who's running his tail off, is going to just probably go all Alvin Camara on you. Absolutely. And DJ is going to run for 60 or 75 yards. Brian, I know you have film coming up at 340 in Christie's corner. But why two weeks in a row when that runner turns to the corner? Is there nobody home? Yeah, that's what's happening to you guys is when the Cowboys since the ball going to the edge, there's now such an effort to get everybody. Are you talking about the cutbacks? Or are you just talking about just running it around the corner? The yes runs around the corner. The runs around the corner. Yeah. What happens is sometimes you're getting by alignment, you're getting hooked, and then you don't get the pursuit from the inside from your linebackers. They'll kick your, they'll kick your corner is what they'll do. And so what, there's a lot of times we're losing a bunch of one on one. They're like, they're like, they're outflanked. But that doubt, if you watch, if you watch what's happened with Dallas now, some of the cutbacks, like in Henry was really good with this yesterday, is that they start the ball going one way to the corner and then they bend that thing back because Dallas is just trying to get all 11. Out on the edge. Over pursuing. Yeah. And then the ball is able to come back. So that's been, that's a, that's a major problem. Eric Chia followed through a fart. Saquon Barkley, who had 17 carries, 147 yards, two TDs. He's got 351 yards, four rushing touchdowns on the season, three games. Best signing of the off season. Ooh, who would, who else would be in the running for that? Critical change. Yeah, I was going to say, I mean, you have cousins, but no, they wasn't. I mean, that was, they did get, they did get gypped on that call. This is one where I'll actually agree with the fans. The Bengals fans were out of their minds last week, but the Falcons fans, I can understand why you are frustrated right now with the zebras. Saquon Barkley, best free agent signing. I mean, I think there's, yeah, only because Malik Willis was a trade, huh? Yeah. Good for him, man. My gosh, you're from the Packers as well. Yeah, it, it appears so. I mean, one of the few running backs who, you know, four, five, six years into his career, still has the ability to run away from even the fastest defenders on the other team. That was a hell of a run. Even though I think Dick Fangio is the headliner for me yesterday, if I'm talking about the Eagles. Yeah, he was fantastic. And how about the Goddard one armor? Unreal. As he's sitting on a couple of my fantasy benches, you know, just wasting away. I think he could maybe throw in Justin Fields at three and a half. I was thinking, that's pretty exciting. Yeah, I mean, that was a trade too. Was that a trade? Well, yeah. Yeah, it was a trade. It was a trade. You're right. You're right. So we're talking about a free agent signing. So congrats to say quads. Yeah, Chris Seattle. Do anything with. Yeah, Derek Henry. Think about what Seattle did. They do anything. They're three and oh right now. There's a lot of trades head coach and change. Thank you. We'll check. Maybe we'll have time for a few more bit later on time now to go into the Pimp Cup. We're Lucius. That's what you're about today. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes. How's everybody doing? Terrific. What's going on in every thing and everybody? Yeah, one day. Appreciate your reaction there. I appreciate that. My wife notices that too. She's like, they just don't talk. She's the same way. They just watch you. Let's go to our winner right here. We go to Austin Villa. Sean Duran had the goal of the season. This is also a hell of a call. [SINGING] Yeah, he's got them, I think, second in the standings right now. That's amazing. Good for that, brother. Let's see here. All right. All right. What else I got for you guys? Hey, hold up. The college told me Monday. Yeah. It's for you, cowboy fans. [LAUGHTER] It's gonna be Monday. Yeah. Hey, yesterday was a church day. I pray you got your blessing. I pray you do. Shout out to my Reverend Dr. Pastor Freddie Haynes and Reverend Ike. This lady right here has a message for all the women in the congregation. Another thing. Stop saying all men are dogs. That's not true. Just because you had one bad experience doesn't leave. They all come like that. Oh, did you ever think that maybe the reason why you're attracting those so-called dogs is because you dishing out kimbles and bits? Hello. Keep pushing. Why can you tell to see who you can catch next? The devil is a liar. And don't be wagging your tail in front of my husband, either. She talked to somebody specifically in that audience. Yeah, staring right in the eyes. Leading the hat over there. Yeah. Let's see what else we got. This is not one. But it's Kawhi Leonard. Did you see him? He was recording some dude on a skateboard jump over a table at a park. No. Yo, Kawhi Leonard, bro. It's crazy. Ah, listen to this. That guy. Look at him. You did it. There you go. So in a row, that's how you finish it. There you go. He just out there hanging out with you. He is a fun guy. It's like he's falling. You can hear how funny he is. That guy. Yeah. All right. What else we got for you boys here? It is pretty badass when somebody always over a picnic table. It's pretty awesome. No, it's never that good at it. It is pretty awesome. Shout out to Tolo Aaron Thacker. My man said this to me last week. Texas Rangers radio broadcast right here. Jared Sandler had a little fun. How cool is this? I'm looking up at the video board. And they're promoting the next two games. It's Camar, Rocker, and Jacob, the ground. It's great having both those guys back from Tommy John's surgery on the mound. And both those guys will make their first and only home starts this year. Next couple of days. First pitch. And a menace takes outside from Bradford. I think they're sitting next to one another in the background right now. Yeah, they are on one of the benches towards the back side of the dugout. That one's outside. You're just like, hey, you got nasty stuff, bro. The other one's like, yeah, you got nasty stuff too. It's pretty cool having good stuff. 2-0 swinging a ball and tip back foul so the counts two and one. You throw hard. You do too. You're pretty intimidating on the mound. Yeah, you're intimidating as well. You like striking guys out? Yeah, I did too. 2-1. Here's a ground ball weekly hit two. Switches out of there real quick. Switches out real quick. Yeah, you got to be double minded, bro. You got to be double minded. Hypothetical play-by-play of a stuff off. I mean, just brilliant. There's no sense to do it. Back into it. Gonna be a good ranger's like season ticket commercial, you know? We cut that cut to it. Huh? Well, you talk to me? Wait, I'm sorry. I was reading a fan text. Sorry about that. No, we were just business ideas, you know, just marketing. Throw it out there. Come on in pockets. Let's see, here we go. I got another church clip for you. Yeah, it's a pastor upset at a choir. He's upset at his choir. They didn't like. Oh, no. Did they work ready? They weren't ready. Get ready. They weren't ready when they were supposed to be ready. So he kept on going. Somebody handed the pastor a note like, "Hey, is the choir going to get the sing?" And he's for women's rights. And somebody wrote me a note and said, "Can the choir sing?" "Let me tell you something quiet." No, man got too preachy. You should be able to get ready then to sing. I don't have no crime. When I get too preachy, you got to be ready to step right in behind me and sing. And don't need y'all looking at me all strange. 'Cause I know what I'm talking about. This ain't no party. This ain't no show. This is worship. Worship, worship. You can't wait somebody to lift a baton and look at you and get for you to sing. This ain't no show. You're supposed to be ready. You're supposed to be in the spirit while the man is preaching. And you're supposed to pick the song that's adequate for his son, his son. Facts. I don't care if you don't say amen. You can't get no amen out from no ignorance. Oh God, I'm tearing up. I figured this out now, Lucius. Worship. You need to have a union for the choirs. Yeah, the choir needs a union because they're getting treated poorly. They need some help out there with their conditions. Their working conditions aren't good right now. Yeah. Is that our one time champ? Kay Gorlasso from Duran, Aston Villa. They won 3-1 over the weekend. He tallied again, by the way, against wolves. Woman pastor says all men are dogs. Wait, what? And woman pastor says, don't say all my dogs. Don't say that, don't say that. I might miss that message. Don't be mad at your tail. Nobody can do it. Kawhi Leonard, videoing good skateboarders. I mean, how do they kick that thing and jump up at the same time and then get like three feet in the air and somehow land it? We got to do sports science on this, man. It's the most superhuman sports thing I think we do, is the high-speed skateboard Ollie land on it, like 20 feet down the parking lot. It's unbelievable. Jared Sandlin with the rocker and de Grom dialogue, or is it pastor upset at his choir? I'm going to go with the skateboarder there, Chief. How about you? Give me Jared Sandlin. Lucius? Shoot, man. Austin Villa. Vote for the champ. Sir Sean. I'm going to go with Kawhi. Hey, okay, here we go. The fact that Chris Arnold was not nominated today as a crime. Did anybody know what Chris Arnold did? I got you. We have it for two guys. One big one. Okay, there you go, guys. There you go. You're more than welcome to this quality content right there. Just got right here on the fan text that sent it to me. Right, the end of the segment. Yeah, the end of the segment. I'd say it all the time. Please don't do that. Brian, I'm going to pick Kawhi. Buy a score of three to one to one. Your new G bag of the day champion is Kawhi Leonard. Video taping skateboarders. It looked like on a basketball court, jumping over picnic tables. Pretty impressive. Best of the weekend coming up next, Chief, were you taking us? Yeah, which one of these sportsmen had it worse this weekend, featuring the red rifle and the five-layer burrito next year in the nation. Thank you very much, Lucius. Mike McCarthy press are coming up in about two hours here on your home of the Cowboys time now for chiefs. Best of the weekend. Here's Eric. Yes, sir. Thank you very much. eight, seven, seven, eight, eight, one, one, oh five, three, who had it worse this weekend. Maybe you have a different nominee, but I would throw out their Bryce Young having a bad weekend after what the red rifle did, throwing laser beams around the ball yard. Seems pretty good, bro. Yeah, talking about that was, that was pretty eye opening. And then, of course, we'll get to our K-State fan who alleged that he would cram up his cram hole a five-layer, a beefy five-layer burrito from time ago. That thing wouldn't be close upon the loss. That was like 38 to nothing. When wasn't it brutal? Yeah. Yeah, they got select. That was be, that was be why you really, really getting after it. There is a K-State fan who is under a Bill Snyder guys on Twitter that said that he would do this with the, with the beefy five-layer burrito. And then, of course, BYU ends up beating K-State 38 to nine. So that was their opening game in the big 12, right? For Kansas State? For BYU, well, Kansas State and BYU aren't in the same conference. And Kansas State still in the big 12? Yes. Okay, I was just making, but it was, I thought that was, I thought that was Kansas State's first game in the big, the big 12th of the season. Oh, oh, for the season. Oh, for the season, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, absolutely it was. And so this was-- Just don't mind me being really confusing over here. So, no, it's okay. But we, yeah, it was just a, it was pure domination. This guy didn't stand a chance. That burrito was, I mean, it's a collision course now for this guy. But the, the, the great play, and this was, again, it was pure domination. It's 28-0 run. It's a fumble return score. It's two interceptions. And then this play here, it's a glorious 90-yard Parker-Kingston punt return. And this is the moment that K-State imploded, and that five-layer burrito became reality. Now the punt. And that one might have been touched. Maybe scooped up by the return, man, Parker Kingston. And now he's going to turn the corner. There he goes. Kingston to the 50. Still going. Kingston, touchdown. It was what an epic return there because it's about to be a disaster play. Big time, he's running back to his own end zone to, to recover the ball. And then he takes it to the opposite side of the field and, and, and houses it. So just pretty, pretty wonderful there as, as we now await this K-State fan. And he's at least talking a big game, like he's not going to do with the FS Pooh guy did, which was, of course, bail from, and just go, you know, completely, completely dark. And now his, his, Remove yourself from all social media. I still see you can even attempt to pay this thing off unless you're some sort of psychopath. Yeah, this dude, he's saying that it's like you're, you're a jackass type of guy. Remember that old movie, whoa, deal thing? Yeah. You're one of my favorites. You're just a content creator of, you know, punishing yourself. Yeah. The only type of person that's actually going to pay this off. If we found out that the guy that was behind all this was Steve O himself, then I think we could understand that maybe this does happen. Maybe this does happen. And wall check, you were wondering just like fundamentally, how did you do this with a burrito? He has, he has already shown himself taking a video of putting the burrito in the freezer. Okay. So he's going to freeze. He's going to pardon that. And he, he's alleging that it'll be Saturday night when he officially pays off. The, the bet there. So it was a big time BYU blow out. He's like, this guy's going to do this. Well, listen, we'll see, man. I mean, he's already kicking that direction. He's already kicking the guy Saturday, but he's, he's teasing it. He's, he's hyping this up. Like a, like a prize fight between him and his ass and that burrito. Paper view that he posted video, putting the thing in the freezer. He did. But I was actually, it's versus food. I forgot how big that, I mean, you know, it's five layers, you know, but you forget how big that thing is. I thought that might have been, I thought that might have been. It's like one of those things where Jerry would draft this burrito. You know what I'm saying? Now, you think it's eight and a half inches? Bryce Young, Bryce Young now, you can't, like, what do you get for him? You're not like, after what Andy Dalton just did coming out there, having the type of quarterback performance that we haven't seen all season. We're lamenting quarterback play. Here comes Andy Dalton, whose hair is, is it just, it's aging better and better each year. It becomes more and more impressive jumping off the screen and, and he was dialed yesterday. Deontay Johnson was back to being a respectable wide receiver and getting a bunch of volume that way. They looked competent. And of course the Raiders do what the Raiders do. I know Walt Chuck will probably have Antonio Pierce and some of the things that he had to say about his football team because he's embarrassed at what happened. But I think you're, you're Bryce Young and human nature is on the sideline going crap. And he's freaking spending it, dude. You know, he's killing. They turned down like how many trades for him over the last week, like four or five teams. Jake Lazer reported it might be worse than Carson winch watching Nick Foles win a Super Bowl with this team, you know, like the psychological trauma. I don't think you can overcome this. Your confidence could never be restored to what it was on draft night or shortly thereafter. Really, really bad. Really, really bad. You had Tennessee doing what they did over. Oh, you will chat some more. If you guys have anything you want to say about it, feel free. But they did have a Morgan Wallen concert was going down at kneeling stadium over the weekend while the football team was in Norman taking care of business. And Morgan Wallen had Peyton Manning walk out with him onto the stage. And Manning is wearing a full Tennessee, his full Tennessee uniform. That's better head helmet, shoulder, shoulder pads. You had the Jersey and he had the big, the old school face mask that he used to wear, that Bella check was making fun of him about on the Manning cast a couple of weeks ago. He wore the whole thing throwback style number 16. And that was a, that was an epic moment from the weekend for sure. Now I can't believe what the survivor stuff has done. So obviously we have all week to figure things out here. But I, I, my goodness, the Niners losing that game. I'm completely, I'm completely blown away. Shanahan strikes again with his ability to blow leads. And the fact that it is wall chuck, depending on Kyle Shanahan to do something for him. And Kyle Shanahan doing exactly what wall chuck knows he does. My guy, a big V. Yeah. I mean, it was dang it. That was a ridiculous situation and now brought us his own three and survivor. How did that butter sit with you by the way? Great. Is that great? Great. No problems. No problems. Now eating one every day, a big stick of butter. Yeah. No, no problems. I was like cholesterol was a little high at one point in time. But other than that, I just, I just. All those clogged arteries that I just looked so, I was curious. You know what Andy Dalton's record is against Vegas career? No, three and no. He's 49 is 68 for 548 yards and three touchdowns. You only could have used this info Friday about this time. I was just curious. I'd like to think he had it there. He was curious against the Raiders. He had it ready to go. Then he holstered it. It was like, let's wait till Monday. Pretty good. It just rubbed Dawson's nose in it a little bit. No, but I, yeah, I was, I was just curious what he was because I heard some whispers that Andy Dalton always needs to play the Raiders. That's his game. Whoever, anytime he ever gets the. Well, that's when he can really get his guys to have fun and play together. Yeah. Let's have fun and play together, guys. And that's a recipe for success for him. You're a neutron. Hey, it's Brock Purdy's record without George Kittle and Christian McCaffrey. I'll look that up and wave this up. Yeah, keep going. That's not good. Not pretty good. Yeah, not pretty good. I'll tell you what was pretty good. Big salute once again to Travis Hunter. Two-way monster, seven catches, buck 30, three tackles, and of course, the game clinching for his fumble in overtime against Baylor. That was quite the end, dude. You have a failed Hail Mary with two seconds left. Hit the guy right in the chest. And I'm like, oh, you had a shot and then the next play. Boom. There it is. Over time. Take that, David Randall. 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