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Zach Wolchuk pays off his bet by eating pickled pig feet; GBAG of the DAY
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Wolchuck is about to begin his pickle to pig's feet bet payoff. Just in a little interview with him, I'm gonna try to get this posted to the @gbagnationx account. Let me see if I got that on my phone. I'm gonna post it to @gabbandossel in a little interview with Wolchuck here in a close up video of these pickle to pig's feet for your delight and to Wolchuck's disgust. segments brought to you by Cars for Kids, donate today, carsforkids.org. It's brought to you by the Frankles. Life is unpredictable, accidents happen. If you're hurt in an accident, due to somebody's negligence, call the Frankles for a free consultation, two, one, four, or eight, one, seven, three, three, three, three, three, three, jump online to franklyfirm.com. - So they're cooked? - Yeah, cooked ready. - They're, it's a very rubbery feeling. - Do you think it's like chicken? - They say everything tastes like chicken, right? - Yeah. - That's kind of rubbery like chicken? - A little bit. - Yeah, I think that that's-- - I would treat it like chicken then. - It's the thickest big toe I've ever seen. - I'm wondering if I should even mess with a knife and a fork with this. - I would-- - When you see this-- - You think it's going to paint it up and-- - Yeah, no, no, I couldn't strip livers. - Yeah, I think you want to find out where the bones are, maybe get this skin out of there. - Oh, you can tell where all of those plastic-- - I don't, I don't use a real knife. - I think we have a real knife in there somewhere though. - I know you have acid in it with the silverware here. - I mean, it's late elevated in any way, so the-- - We'll chuck it, I can try to hold it for you. You know, we'll chuck is now cutting into the big toe of what looks to be a pig that may have had a pig out. - Oh, I haven't seen a toe like that since Brodus took his sock off that one. - Yeah, this is pretty nasty. It's not exactly the smoothest cut either. Oh, there's very, it's very boning. It is-- - Oh, wow, that's actually good. - Yeah, because there's not as much meat-- - There's a lot of bone on this bad boy here. - The girth of this thing, I'll tell you, the irony-- - You think it's a pickup thing? - It's not, it might be-- - It's not cutting well. - That's the issue with this. - Yeah, it's the irony of waltchuck putting his sausage fingers into the jar of pig's feet and pulling it out. I was single-handedly one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen, and just how splashy that thing gets in there. - It's very splashy. - The vinegar, huh? - Yeah, it just wants to come at you. - It's worse than our urinals up here. - Yeah, oh yeah, hey, that's a bad, that's bad. - It's not good, yeah, I don't, honestly, I don't, this is just-- - It's so funny. - You just gonna have to pick it up and on, aren't you? - I think I just have to not have to-- - Yeah, you gotta know-- - I would just, I would just grab a new fresh toe. - That bone on the backside there, go for it like chicken, bro. - I might punt on that toe and grab another pickle. - Yeah, here's the boss man. - Oh, we're getting some real color-y going out here. - That's what I thought we had when we was gonna go for that. - It's his pig foot cutting knife. He always keeps that in his office. - So much for this knife here that we were using. - Why don't you go ahead and try to eat part of that? - Shaving that thing down. - Yeah, there we go. - Just go for a meaty part. - Yeah, let's just, I wanna see this like, I wanna see you put this in your mouth. - Let's do this, here it is, the-- - That doesn't look terrible. - The first bite. - It's like a little like a heart. - Like it kinda looks like the spare ribs that you get at a Chinese right, like that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's what I'm trying to think of in my mind. - There you go, but it's the skin of a-- - It's just a foot, a foot. - It's a foot. - Yeah, it's definitely a foot. - So. - Go for it. - An incredible toe. Now we'll try eight feet, so. - We'll check, we love you, brother. - Oh, it's in, it's closed, it's chewing. - Oh no. - Oh no. - He kinda, he's like-- - I'm telling you, there's an impossible for him not to vomit on this. - Okay, so if anybody's gonna criticize wall chuck for vomiting right now, which is inevitable, okay, then we're gonna start lashing out at you. - Oh my god. - 'Cause there was no other-- - He can't even swallow this. - Wait, this was gonna go. - It doesn't chew well. - It doesn't chew well. - It's so tender. - It really did look more tender. It said it was ready to eat. What do you mean it's not chewing? Big John's not a liar. - That face though, gosh, it looks awful. - He's in. - How would you describe the flavor, does it remind you of anything? - Vinegar. - Vinegar. - Vinegar. - Vinegar. - What's the texture, how would you describe the texture as you're trying to chew-- - Oh, he's the foot of a pig. - He's like a beef jerky. - He's kind of gagging a little bit. - It's a weird texture, I don't know how to even describe it. - Of course he's gagging, bro. He's got a gosh dang toe in his mouth. Do you give him a sack? - Yeah. - A weird texture doesn't even know how to describe it. - It's like very rubber. - Very rubber. - Oh, very rubber, yeah. - And that was about the size of what like a-- - That small beef jerky-- - This could be an all day affair right here. - It absolutely could. - Yeah, this could be like you and the steak. - Yeah, the pace of this means he will finish the big toe by express-- - Okay, let me ask you this. - It's very vinegar heavy. - Any chance-- - Is it still in your mouth? - No, I swallowed it. - You swallowed it. - Okay, he's done it. - He's done it. - He's on his way. - He's on his way. - I got the first bit down. - Okay, any chance that he doesn't complete this and he has to do another one? - No, I don't think so. - No, I don't think so. - He just did it, he just did the hardest part. - That's big, that's a psychological win. It's all downhill from here. - That's a confidence booster, man. - He doesn't even have to make it so small that he can eat like pills. - He just had like a little sliver. - Yeah. - That's the smartest sliver. - Let's go inside the head of the woolly bully. - This kind of tastes like fat, you know. - This is a problem. - So, are you confident? - No, I'm not confident. - He's not confident. - I'm really not confident. - Okay, so you've lost confidence after swallowing it and realizing what it does. - I mean, like I'm very happy that I chewed the first bite and got it down, but-- - Like you've done it. - The likelihood of like-- - Finishing it. - Finning the bone is not very high on this. - But now you've proven that you can do it. So there is no I can't do this. - I think going for it, you know. - I think there's some quit here. - We're at the point of no return, broadest. What are you talking about? - I think there's some quit. - I don't think that's fine. - I think that's depression. I think that's acceptance. - Oh, look at that face. There's no way he's going to finish this thing. - Look at that, my guy's going to fight, dude. Look at that thing. - No way. - That's game face. - I'm telling you, man, he's going to have to-- - He makes it with a little puke face. - He might have to do the gummy with me at 520. - No, that's a huge problem with the gummy. - Don't start pointing fingers at the gummy. - I'm just saying, you know what, I'm trying here, dude. - Yeah, I'm also-- - We're dominating this talk right now. - We're talking crap over there. - Just an observation over here, I'm just saying. - That totes and stands a chance-- - You're killing a wall chuck. I believe in you. Let's pick some games here. We got the G bag of the day coming up in a couple of minutes. The reason why wall chuck is doing this bet pay off every Friday at this time during the NFL season. We all pick a winner. - So nice. - If we're wrong, we got a bet payoff to do the following Friday. You can only use the same team once. And there's no out, you know? If you lose, you're not out. You swallow it again, I'm so proud of wall chuck right now. No, you gotta buy your way back in with a bet payoff. - Maybe that's a different choice words there. - And speaking of buying your way back in, I did put on bet payoffs, give everybody on the show a hundred bucks, okay? - I feel like I did that with that. - Everybody? - I think I might rather do that than eat a pickled pig's feet, to be honest with you. - I just don't have funds to do that, dude. I got a daughter. - Yeah, he does. - And I got-- - He said that, there's payday loans. - Did you see that? He's like, said that with shake voice. - Yeah, no, I know. - This is-- - Cause he knows his daughter's gonna be a little ashamed of him after she finds out what he-- - I hope this video is-- Like, this gets deleted, Carter, immediately. I don't want her seeing this. - Who do you want, Chief? - I was going back and forth a little bit, but the ravens at home-- - Okay, so well. - Versus government, you and the raiders, and Baltimore, hey, they were very close to beating Kansas City, and they've had a couple of extra days to prepare. Give me Baltimore, not lose. They're nine-point favorites. They lose this game. You gotta just chalk it up too. - Pick feet. - I'm not doing that. I see what wall chucks going through right now, it's off. - Brian, who do you like? - I'm taking Philadelphia money, and I against Atlanta. - There you go. - Yeah. - I wanna go with Houston. I was watching quite a bit of that game last week when they opened up against the Colts, and they just seemed a little bit unpolished. They seemed a little loosey-goosey on a lot of things. I'm gonna do what Chief did. I'm gonna go with the Ravens against the Raiders. I like a West Coast team going east. - Yeah, exactly. - If you got the better team on the east coast, it's a log. - Wall chuck, who are you picking? - Who are you picking? - I think I'm gonna wink. - The hogs? - I'm gonna take the Chargers and the Panthers. - Oh, that's another L. It's timed out for the cheap bag of the day. Into the Pimp Cup, we go. - That's another-- - Here's Lucius. (upbeat music) (laughing) - Quickly, everybody goes, "Oh, that's another L." - Yeah, that's another one. - I hate all of you. - I hate all of you. - It's another barnyard toe in your mouth, sir. - I'm going to the KMC masterpiece. - Hey, man, by the way, you're the first person we've ever seen. Use a knife and a fork to eat their big feet. It's amazing. - Lucius, how's the best way? Smoked? Now I feel like a P-word. - Smoked is really good. Smoked is really good. - What's southern style? You know, whatever that is. That's amazing. - What's some hog marks? - Pig feet and hog marks together on some rice. With black eyed peas and some greens on the side, cornbread, all buttery, all buttery, buttery, hell yeah. But I've never had the vinegar style that you got going on over there. That paint. - You're missing out. - You never had big johns? - Yeah, I'm good, Phil. - Oh, yeah. - Good. - All right. - Hey, Mike Filenny here, host a cash to ticket alongside my partner, Jim Costa. It's really simple. Are you tired of podcasts claiming they're a bunch of pro betters when they live in their mommy's basement? Are you tired of podcasts that claim they hit 80% of the games? Really? They just lose like most of us. Think cash to tickets, the spot for you. We're real, we're transparent. We're having a hell of a good time with it. And we sit there and we're there for the sweat with you guys. We're just trying to figure it out just like you. Follow and listen to Cash the Ticket on the free Odyssey app or wherever you get your podcasts. (upbeat music) - And I'll win it right here. Who is it? Is it a trolling grandma still? - Yeah. - Yeah, I believe it is. Trolling grandma on the drive through. (laughing) - That texture is something different on some pig feet. Even the ones that you like, that texture is like, wow, okay, that's different. - I don't know how to describe it. - So I can't, yeah, no, you can't. - You're taking decent bites. So I give you credit. - I'm trying my, I'm really trying this. - A whole lot of bones in that thing. - It's a big old bone. - Yeah, usually you just pick up the foot and you just suck it. - Okay. - What? - Yeah, you suck and you spit out the bones. You just pick it up and suck it up. - I'll pick it up. - Like a chicken wing, dude. - Yeah. - It's like a rib. - What are you over there? I'm trying to help my guy, I feel like there was cartilage in there. - Yeah, yeah, there's some cartilage just good for you. - That's the thing about toes. - Need to go fill into you. - Might be a toenail, yeah. - What was that? What was that? Which one else Ryan's got caught looking at the feet? It was Rex. You gotta say what, you gotta hold it up but say what Rex was saying. - Oh yeah, good job, I appreciate it. - He was doing some like weird rope. - Why? - If it was a life at a rest stop. - You just got your feet out here at the park. That's just amazing. (laughing) What a lucky guy. I am walking by and seeing such gorgeous toes. (laughing) - All right, you're trolling Grandma and the in and out drive through line. Grandma was on the driver's side, of course. So she has to take the order and grandchild said, "I want a mix." What? (upbeat music) - Double, double, doggy, style. - Animal style? - Animal and doggy. - It's animal style. - It's the animal, okay. - All right. - What are you doing? - Staying here. - Yeah, yeah, now that you're saying that, Dustin. - Who's he, Grandma? - You definitely profiled Grandma. He's a little boozer. - Oh, thanks so fast. - We're picking it up. - Yeah, yeah, you got to suck it. Suck that foot, boy. - Oh, look at the foot. It's kind of like a little, like it looks like the state of Wisconsin a little bit. - There he is. - Yeah, there he is. - On the webcam. - There we go, perfect. - It looks great shot there by. - Oh, started flaming. - Oh, gross. - That's it. Pull it apart. - Yeah, rip this toes in half. - Yeah, there you go. - Oh, my God. - Pull it up that boy out. - It's a toe splitter. Now, we got that reaction under you. Was it the toenail? - Oh, it's just the part of the, it's oozing now. - It was the planter fascia that got him. (laughing) - Seeing everything. (laughing) - Poor pig. - This is, this is not. - It's tail right here. - I was looking. It's in a hard time walking. - The pigs on my arm. - Really? - It's low to kill him, poor guy. That's why I couldn't get away. (laughing) - Oh, okay, let's see. - Oh, no, big bite. Oh, big bite. - Oh. - He's really going for it now. - Oh, he sawed it. He sawed it. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - It makes you work like a gosh dang crawfish. - Yeah, this is like a bony bastard. - But those smoked ones are so good. - No, I'm sure they're so good. - Oh, they're amazing. - I love a smoked one. - It kind of tastes like bacon a little bit, don't they? - There's some bacon situations. There's some ham going on 'cause there's meat in there. There's a whole lot of everything in that darn food. - Yeah, that's fine. - Good show, good here on the edge, edge that thing. - All right, let's go to Babe Loffenberg called into the RJ and choppy show. Which one of these fools is choppy? I don't know. Sounds like Beva had to mix up with his numbers in his own game. - So Derek Carr has the third most touch downs by a player who has worn the number four passing. 73, Dak Prescott has the second most, 74. Who is the leader in terms of touchdown passes with the number four? - Brett Favre. - Brett Favre, uh-oh. - Yeah. - Oh, no. - September trivia. - Suck it, babe. - Dang it. - How many, how many did he have? How many did he have, guys? - How many hundred were your touchdown passes? - 300. - Yeah, Prescott has 74, Carr has 73. - 507, 482. - Hayden, do you know? - Believe it to be 186, right? - Yeah, 186. (laughing) - There's not a chance in the hell that Brett Favre is only 186 touchdowns. - Remember, he's wore a different number. - What? - This is just by one of the number four. - There's no way. I'm looking for this. - What was his other number? - What? - He wore number four's whole career, babe. - Oh my God, do we get made off of him? Do we turn his own turn here against him? - Even still, I was wrong. He only threw 336 touchdowns passes. No, 508, 508. - I said 504, I said 507, right? I knew Manning snapped it. - 508. - But they were all his number four, babe. - Yeah, Barbara, run. (laughing) - That's a handle out. - 73, baby. (laughing) - Dak had like 40 last year. - Babe, I think you butchered all of this. - No, Dak's got 203. (laughing) - Well done, babe. - You should have a mess up trivia question for them every week. - Yeah. - That's great. Next mix up, since he gave Roger Stobock my number, thinking he was giving Stobock a quarterback's number. - That's awesome. - Hey, is this Gavin? - Yes. - Well, I hate to do this to wall check in a moment like this, but rules are-- - No, you're right. - And we have to live in accordance to them. Go ahead and take it away, bully. - Mama gave me to them, plop checks, and mama take away five of them, pluck checks. I want to stay hungry. - Oh, yeah. (laughing) hilarious. - Oh, it stinks. That was it? - Yeah, like it's starting to smell bad when you get close in there. - The bone? - Yeah. - See, I love how positive you are, because you're saying it's starting to smell bad. It's been smelling bad since you brought it in. - Well, all I smelled was vinegar. The vinegar was overpowering. Now you can kind of get a scent of that hog. - Hmm. - Look at this. - Oh, yeah, there you go. - Hey, man, I'm telling you, bro, if that was like a regular cooked one, you go, "Oh, this how meaty this one is." You'd be holding up to other people. I'll look with this and dog. - Yeah, I don't. - Look at this one. Like a crab leg. This will fail, Jesus. (laughing) - Before you bring the butter. - Yeah. - Oh, man, I got the curry. - Please try to eat it, baby. (laughing) - Let's go to Lawrence Taylor. He was on all the smoke reflecting on his career, and did he give it his all? - Boy, if I were to go sleep at night, I would have been the best ever, yeah, yeah. (laughing) No, we understand that too. We understand that too. (beep) - Oh, yeah. - But did you know what? And I say to myself, "Look where you at now, or look where you have achieved. "Could you have done it better?" Now, if I were to go home every day, if I were to go to the gym every day, if I didn't drink Johnny Walker Black every day, - A man. - Could have been better. - Maybe not. Maybe that was your (beep) - I don't know. - I don't know. - Maybe not. How could you know me? - And you still end up being him, because-- - I don't know, but you guys don't drink, don't smoke, don't (beep) - And they were trash. - And they were trash. - And they were trash. (beep) - They were trash, my (beep) (laughing) - They do everything right, man. - They ain't trash. - They ain't trash. - Yeah. (laughing) - They just ain't got it. They just ain't him. - It is crazy. If he could have been any better, I wouldn't have believed it. You know, he was as good as he got. - Yeah, he's as good as he was. - He said, if I just would have went home at night. (laughing) - Do you hear that, do you hear that? Don't give me no hard time. Law is when he be coming home. At least I'm at the crib. - Right. (laughing) - We should give me no hard time. I might even come home. Oh, I guess my husband's not here tonight. (laughing) God. - Maybe he'll be here tomorrow. - The game was over at 3.30. - Yeah. - Not looking so negatively at playing all these video games now, are you? - Yeah, how 'bout that? - Yeah. - We seem to know about crack, honey. - Yeah, fuckin' rocks out here. Just expect anybody to deal with that situation. - Yeah, I like ham. - Yeah, best of luck, too. - Yeah, best of luck, yeah. - Stuck in the '80s, but I get it for you. - Yeah, that's it, brother. - Is it the Grandma, Troller, it in and out? - That's a good one. - Is it Babe Loffenberg on the RJ and choppy show? Is it Lawrence Taylor on the "All the Smoke" podcast? I'm gonna vote for my guy, Babe. - Yeah, I mean, I really just want to vote for Woltzuck right now, 'cause I think he's dominating, but put me down. - Yeah, he's doing a great job. - Never, Babe. - If somebody's a rabbit, I'm just cussing you out right now, I feel like I can't believe it. - Yeah, at least two or three. - This generation, who's kidding this? Oh, my God. (laughing) - Uh, I'm gonna go with Lawrence Taylor. - Well, I didn't really hear any of 'em. - I'm gonna go with Babe. - Brian. - I'm gonna let the fans, I think, decide this. If I go with Lawrence Taylor, right? - No. - By a score of three to two. (laughing) You're new. G-Bangs of the day, champion, Babe Loffenberg. - He said I'm not here for it today, bro. - With the RJ and choppy mix up. - That was classic. - Okay, when we come back, Chief, what have we got? - Well, it's perfect timing as Woltzuck continues his pickled, pig feet extravaganza. We have biggest, all-biggest dub. 877-88-11053, where he be taking some L's this week, and more importantly, where he be gotten those personal victories. That's next year in the nation. Hey, Mike Valenti here, host a cash to ticket alongside my partner, Jim Costa. It's really simple. Are you tired of podcasts claiming there are a bunch of pro bettors when they live in their mommy's basement? Are you tired of podcasts that claim they hit 80% of the games? When, really, they just lose like most of us. Think cash to tickets, the spot for you. We're real, we're transparent, we're having a hell of a good time with it, and we sit there and we're there for the sweat with you guys. We're just trying to figure it out just like you. Follow and listen to Cash the Ticket on the free Odyssey app or wherever you get your podcasts. (upbeat music)