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Full G-Bag Nation - September 9th, 2024
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If I put that in my ear, is there a chance I could be electrocuted? - No, I could try. - I don't think so. - You think? It's kind of like exposed wires and stuff like that. - That's audio wire. - With all that hair you got in that ear, I think it'll clog it up. - Okay, let's give it a go. - Let's give it a go. - I mean, those are some pretty high dollar headphones, weren't they? - It were. - They were, now they're, I don't know, it's kind of trash. - Like you don't want to. - You don't know your own strength. - The trash. - You definitely go viral, that's for sure, brother. - Jared didn't get to make the call for us last night. - Oh, yeah, he doesn't have his headphones on. What am I doing? (laughing) - Lucius is talking to you. - I don't know where, buddy. - No, Jared did not get a chance to make the play by play call, but he was the analyst, did he get it in? I mean, that's the perfect opportunity to spice up the call a bit with us. - I was listening on the radio last night though. - Bang, bang, bang, bang. - He didn't do that. - He didn't do that. - Brian wasn't listening on the radio. - I was trying to watch the Cleveland Browns, guys, to be honest with you. Lucius, you had a question for me. You sat on the radio. - I was just telling you, if you did get shocked and a little executed here on the radio, we go viral, brother. - You think so? - We are outta here. We are on Dateline, the-- - That's the channel. - Channel four, six o'clock news. - I do it. - Right the light. - Local radio hosts electrocuted while broadcasting. - I'm looking for more. - Next at 10, but at first, do you like kittens? (all laughing) - Are you gonna throw water on me while the electrocution's going on? - Well, I think that'll help get the-- - Good to sort of start it up. - Yeah, conductor, thank you. - Should we put it on the bet payoff board? - 817 says he's been shocked by worn out earbuds before. - What are we doing? - I think it can happen. Shipee's been shocked by this board before. - Okay, I'm going with the one-- - That's a hell of an electrical current running a finesse situation over there. - I might just have to go with the bad headphones. Like when we bring guests in here, like hey, we're a professional organization here, have some bad headphones coming down there. - Yeah, we gotta stop that. - Hey, Frank Caliando. Oh, I'm sorry you can't hear in the right very well. - You think I would, Frank. - Hey, Frank, can you hear me? - Well, no doubt the Yankees heard from our guy, Bang Bang, Wyatt Langford. - They did. - Well, last night, Grand Slam walk-off night thening against the Yankees for three was the score and the Rangers end up winning seven to four of Aldi and Strowman tonight. - In that clubhouse, you gotta be thinking, can we get back to 500 right now? I think that's one of the goals. But the other like goal, just, you know, what Langford's kind of been doing, producing some big hits and, you know, has a key spot in the lineup, no matter where they're hitting him right now. I just feel like we need this guy to go on and be that superstar going into year two if the Rangers are gonna make a big resurgence in 2025. So that was a lot of fun. They've won six of the last eight games now. - Yeah, look, we were, I was listening to Boach earlier with KMC. It sounds like Corey Seager is probably gonna be on the I.L. Later today we'll get that announcement. So, I mean, for Wyatt, this is exciting. I think we're all looking for what ways of optimism can we carry into the off season and certainly what Wyatt's doing now. I agree with what Mike was throwing around where, hey, who do you want up, base is loaded game on the line situation? It's Seager and then right now I think you do probably have to make a good argument for Wyatt Langford. I think Josh Young's in that conversation. Booh, Wyatt's done, it's him and Jackie Robinson. That's it in the history of Major League Baseball to hit a walk off Grant Slam and inside the park homer and hit for the cycle in the same year. So it's awesome what he's doing after struggling at first and now he's really seeming like he's finding his groove at the big league level. - Superstar makeup, you're watching Show Hey Go for 50/50. What's Langford capable of? Is that 40/40 potential in him? - I think he's got that ability. I mean, he's got tremendous speed. He's fat, I mean, Show Hey, long strides. Obviously huge lot of talent in that body. - So much talent. - It's like a moose. But Langford is faster, I would say. - If you told me like Jared was like, "Hey, have you ever seen Show Hey run?" And I was thinking, "Man, maybe I need to go on YouTube and kind of check him out." - It's like a freakin' race over there. - He does cover some ground. And we're gonna talk about an edge rusher for the Browns tomorrow that covers some ground. But there's, it is amazing how that Show Hey is still in these bases. But to me, I do feel like that when, I mean, it's like singles turn into doubles with these guys. If it's hitting the right spot, he immediately is not even thinking about it. He's just running, you know, and he's getting there a lot more often. He's getting out. So, you know, good for him. He is the guy. The thing that's gonna make me the happiest in the off season if we have anything that we can really hang our hat on is again, see why I get inside. - Yeah, that's the one, that's the one that's gonna make me the happiest. And I would appreciate some of these guys finishing up the season, you know, with some good positivity going into, you know, in the spring training next year. But get this general manager done. Let's make sure that the guy who's putting all this together is in place for several years. And, you know, he can continue to build on fine guys like Wyatt Langford and others. - There's a couple of big-time barometers, like, do you bring back a Volde? Do you bring back CY? And, you know, if you do those things, then I think you're, you know, well placed to be highly optimistic about what this team could be capable of next year with all the, you know, I mean, DeGrom, Malley, possibly Rocker, this thing could really be special. It is a, it's Dak Watch 2024 though. - I was over there today. - What did we say? - All quiet. - All quiet, I asked it, all the people asked everybody. No, it's Matt Pittman throughout some night. He was on with Sean and RJ this morning. And he's buddies with Dak. I saw them hugging it up pretty good when he was there. He's the official pit master of the Dallas Cowboys. He was out there in Oxnard. Nice to spend some time with him. But yeah, he was dropping some knowledge that he felt like the things were pretty close. And then he kind of signed off on that. I tried to circle back to see if he was really a cowboy insider here. - Follow-up reporting, I like it. - There was some momentum building yesterday, possibly. I think the Cowboys would like to get this thing done this week. - I've reached out to people, I've reached out to some people that would usually contact me back about things. And the fact that they've gone silent a little bit, that kind of tells me that maybe I just need to not text them anymore about it. - I hope the pitman drops that story. I hope he breaks it. - Yeah, that would be awesome. - That would be awesome. - That would turn everybody has to say his name. - That would be cool, yeah. - barbecue legend. - Yeah. - Matt Pittman, by the way, I got a brisket queso you need to look at, but in each other's news, that's Dak Prescott's favorite queso that I make. And he's gonna be signing after he's throwing all six of his cell phones around his office. - It's a meltdown, it's a meltdown, for sure. - I got scooped by the meat guy. - Yeah, meat church. - Matt's a holy gospel rub from meat church is the rub for the orange magic wings. And it was his tutelage years ago that sent me in the direction of that recipe. - He said he was pushing this morning a hickory seasoning. He's using it right now. So yeah, that sounds wonderful. - It's interesting to be on the shelves, but yeah, they've got a lot of different flavors that you could throw. The profiles, he's got a pretty strong. - So you got the Matt Pittman report. - Yeah, the Matt Pittman report. - You have the Diana Rucini report. You know, when she said they're only a part in years, that to me says, this thing is so close. The one side or the other will budge, they're just trying to get, see if they can get it exactly the way they want it. - Yeah, we'll see if, you know, the one team, the team has the history of kind of, you know, allowing that to happen. And maybe they're trying to hold ground here. I don't know, it would tell me a lot if I knew which side was thinking of the, if in fact, one is looking for long years and the other's looking for short. - What do you think the number is though? 'Cause I just feel like, man, for DACT, it would be pretty cool because it would just really show who, how bad did DACT really want to be here? We can talk about how excited we are about, hey, if we have to move on, we have to move on. - Would you be surprised if he came under 58? - Yeah, if it's under 60 million, I'd be stunned. - Yeah. - Yeah, I would be. - It would definitely surprise. - Awesome. - What is the pecking order right now? Is it Peru at 55? - I think somebody just-- - No, Jordan Love just got the 57 or whatever. - Yeah, but I'm saying if you put that thing at 58, who's the next quarterback? Who's the next one? - Purdy. - Purdy's the next one in a while. - Next off season, it'll be Purdy'll be in there, and I'm sure there's one or two more, but-- - The cap has gone up so much. - I think it's very realistic to think 58, 59. - I think they could-- - I would say 60 minimum. I would be surprised if the deal gets done, and it's not 60. I'd be like, wow, Dak really wanted to be here then. - I'll bet ya. I'll bet ya. Meatball sub. - It's less than 60. - It's less than 60. - I'll take the bet. - Okay. - I would take that too. - Okay. - I just want to meatball sub. I'll pay four to five. - We got that. - We got that covered four, don't worry about it. - Cowboys and Brown Sunday 325 here on the fan. I do believe we're gonna have a Dak Prescott deal before then. Maybe even tomorrow night in the pregame show for opening night, get everybody tuned in talking about a Dak Prescott contract and see that. - The NFL would hate that, right? - Would they hate that? - Oh gosh, yes. - That wouldn't get people fired up to tune in. - They want to focus on the game. Remember how they're in the Super Bowl, they never want anybody to ever announce anything for their stand-along events and stuff like that? - 'Cause you don't want to show it up. - You don't want to show it up. The whole broadcast would be about Dak Prescott signing. - Okay, so what's the best time to announce this in? - Today, afternoon. - Today. - Yeah, today. - Today. - 'Cause they got a game Friday night too. You got to use Packers in Brazil. - Yeah. - So maybe Saturday. - But see, you don't want to do Saturday because that's kind of what we always talk about the Friday news dump, right? And so nobody really paying attention on Saturdays. But yeah, you could, I would be surprised if, I would be surprised if Jay Glaser on Fox's pregame show because his relationship with McCarthy and the Joneses would be the guy that breaks it on a pregame show on Sunday. - That makes me sense. - I wouldn't be surprised at all. We'll see if Shefter and those others can kind of rally. It might be somebody we're not even thinking about. Like we're laughing about-- - Like Matt Pittman. - Yeah, we're laughing about Matt Pittman. It wouldn't surprise me though. So a Jory Epstein might be one that, you know-- - Did you do it? - Yeah, because she's really close. She had a great relationship with the player. - Yeah. - So they might throw her the opportunity in. Maybe it'll be Edward or now working for WFAA exclusively. It's on local TV. - That's it. - That's cool. Can you still see a WFAA TV broadcast? Like, is that a thing still? - Does it depend on your provider? - No, I'm talking about like, you can walk down there and see them actually, bro. - Oh, yeah. - That's the link, the window. - Yeah. - There's Darwin. - Oh, yeah, okay. - Where are they now then? - I don't know where they are. I think they're across from "The Alice Morning News." I think that's, Ed, I saw on Twitter posted a video of him walking. - Is that space available? 'Cause I'm gonna put a podcast studio there. - I think it just got bought. - Oh, did it? - I think some of these. - Yeah, they're putting something there. I just read about that actually a few weeks ago. - I need to look that up. - You sure do? - Put a podcast here. - Right there at the Victory Plaza. - Yeah, right by the "A/C." - They gotta have a space for me over there, don't they? - I would imagine. - I mean, you know. - One place or another. - Don't find some questions. - I'm asking questions. - I'm asking questions. - We'll run your numbers real quick. We'll see if we can do for you. - Okay. - You're asking the right kind of questions. - That would be a really interesting location. - Let me know if there's space down there. - Carpe Omnia has officially been replaced. We were just talking about it yesterday. - Am I uprooted? - Just rooted. - Oh. - Yeah, Mike McCarthy says rooted is the team's theme for a season. I guess it's based on bamboo. And the fifth year bamboo grows to full maturity. - Is that what it's really based on? - I thought it was-- - That's a taught-archer-tweeted quid to see what it is. - I was thinking it was something to do with trees and roots. And we're standing, we're holding firm. - It says it's based on the foundation that's been built here over five years. My dad gave me some good advice about living your life in five-year increments and what you can learn in that time and space not trying to do too much too fast. It was a life lesson. But yeah, then he talks about the bamboo and stuff. - This is McCarthy's dad saying this? - Yeah, this is McCarthy talking about his dad. Well, apparently his dad is a good one. - Dude, that's a good one. - That's a good one. - What are we doing over there? - Sometimes that bartender has great life wisdom. - Yeah. - He just like slinging drinks. - Listen to everybody else. - Yeah. - Sing us a song, you're the piano man. - I see here, Bamboo's the fastest growing plant on this planet. - Yeah, and it takes over a whole year, so you gotta keep it in check. - Yeah, yeah, they say if you plant it, you better be on top. - You gotta keep it in check, brother. - Yeah. - It's been recorded growing at an amazing 47.6 inches in a 24-hour period. - What? - Damn. - It explodes in that fifth year. It grows like, it can grow 80 feet in a year. - Yeah, it'll choke out everything in your yard and just so it can survive. - Yeah, it says it can be harvested in three to five years versus 10 to 20 for most softwoods. - Okay. - So just to give you some context. - Okay, very interesting. - That's not a softwood. - That's a softwood. - He did. - Derek Eagleton. - It's hard. - Has tweeted that the Cowboys has never started four rookies in game one of a season since the 1970 merger. - Okay, any merger stand on, I'm all here for. - Okay, see, now I thought that-- - Let's make history. - I was on the show this morning there at the break and I thought about the dirty dozen in the '70s, the team they had, and then I came up with the team that we had with Parcels, or actually with Dave Campo where we played Ross. - Oh, yeah, Derek Rossacorn. - Bryant, and then Andre Girard. - And Andre Girard, yeah, that's the three. - There were three of the guys. - Derek Ross looks like a player for a little bit. - Yeah. - Yeah, in 2020, you had Lamb Steel and Digs in an '02 Williams Girard Bryant. - There you go. - But yeah, this is the first time that four are going, so salute to Guyton Bibi, Lea Fau and Carson being a little piece of history here. More NFL news coming up at three o'clock with your news of the day. But a lot going on, including the viewing for Kenny and Quinlan last night, unbelievable. You boys were there. - Yeah, we went by and it was, there was a g-bag flag right there. We signed it and he's got the family had the entire log of all of his what you drink and what you think and then he had written out. I mean, Eric and I were going back reading some. I mean, it meant a lot to the family. The funeral was today at 11 a.m. for when he told us they were able to go. And I mean, it was, it was sad. It was tough to see Kenny in the open casket thing. I mean, certainly that's one that pulled jarring. - It is, no question. He was looking damn good though. He really was and he was just a few feet away from that g-bag flag. It was nice to, I believe he's gonna be actually buried with it. - I believe that's the plan that his son Cody wants to do. - And shout out to Cody. Shout out to Tuesday. - Oh, Tuesday. 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It was fresh, like that dude needed stitches right then and there. He is a hockey player in Mofo, it was awesome. And we got the background, the history on the rock and roll tequila. - Yes, we know. - It came about. - No way. - He loved that guitar glass. - And it is a badass glass. - It is awesome. It's cool. - When he saw it the first time, he was like, "Yo, what is this? "We gotta get this." He had a friend who could make lamps out of glass bottles. And so that became the original one and then that was a staple forever for us, his history. - What? - It might be getting a new lamp for Christmas, according to Tuesday. - Yeah, Tuesday's gonna be making some rock and roll lamps. - Oh, very nice. - Well, salute to the whole family. Definitely one of the most significant and iconic flag plants in the history of the G-bag nation, Kenny and Quinlan to be buried with a flag. - Flaktober 2025, right around the corner. - 2-1-4 just exiting, saying that they went today to the funeral. Saw rodeo Ron, and it was the two of them that folded the flag, I guess, before. - That's awesome. - Putting it where it had to go. - Wow. - Okay. - Gabriel Dayo had a flash going on. - He did. - I hope he had a flash. - Well, Tuesday said rodeo. - It's something rodeo. - We just missed rodeo Ron yesterday when we went to the viewing. And I asked. - You could still smell him. Did he come in drunk? - Yeah, we could smell the Jimmie. - Oh yeah. - There's no doubt. - Just reeks off that guy. - Okay, we got a run. G-bag of the day coming up at 2.30. Barnwell gave his playoff predictions. Who's in, who's out? It's next here in the nation. Welcome back, G-bag nation. Segment of the nation is brought to you by the Frankles. Life is unpredictable accidents happen. Franklin Frankles are the go-to attorneys for Karntruck Rex and DFW. If you are loved once, been in an accident. Contact the Frankles for your free consultation. 2-1-4 or 8-1-7, 3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3. Jump online to frankofirm.com. It's also brought to you by cars for kids. Donate the daycarsforkids.org. Seven minutes till the G-bag of the day will check. Give us some Barnwell content here. Who's in, who's out of these playoffs? - All right, so Barnwell's made his predictions for the 2024 NFL season teams that are returning to the postseason. He's got the Chiefs of Kansas City. - Yeah. - The Ravens. - I'll agree with both of those. - Both Baltimore, both of them in. The Bills of Buffalo. And nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. - Buffalo Bills. - He's got your Dallas Cowboys back in the playoffs as your division champions. The Detroit Lions, the Green Bay Packers, and the San Francisco 49ers, along with their division foe, L.A. Rams, all back in. Now, these were the tough ones. These were the fringe teams. Who's in, who's out? Filthy. They're out. Bye-bye. - Out? - Not in. Not in, according to Barnwell, get out of here. In, instead of the Eagles, it's the Bears of Chicago. - Wow. - Caleb Williams as a rookie, leading the Bears into the playoffs. - Matt Eberfloos is gonna be the head ball coach of a playoff team. - It's what Barnwell believes. - It's tough to believe rookie quarterback can get it done, man. - Tough division, it's a tough division. - It is a tough division, but there's a lot of talent on that team. We'll see if ever-floos can put it together. - You gotta get a mic that's off, sir. - He's got lines, Packers, Bears. - I've got different headphones on today. - Let me give you some good headphones. - Hey, by the way, it's nice being with you. If you want me, I'll come back at 3.40, do Crusty's corner. - You are a great guest. - You know, I'll just leave after that. - Is that what you want to do? - These headphones are just kind of like, you know, I'm like. - It'll mess you up. It's like bad headphones in the gym or something. - You know, I mean- - You're not feeling them. - Whatever you need, Crusty? - No, I'm good. - You gotta be in your pocket. - I just, I can't believe I busted my other stick. - Can we get you like an Afghan and a couch over here? We'll put a wheel of fortune on it. You can take a nap. - Look, wheels are so fortunate. - I gave Eric these originally. - Yeah. - I gave these to Eric. And so now he's like, gifting them back. - Yeah. - I'm sorry, yeah. - Well, that's what happens when you pay it forward, dude. See, this is- - I'm gonna give him back to you when this is done today. But anyway, yeah, Chicago Bears, 3 out of division. I hear myself. - 3 out of the division. - There you go. - Carry on, carry on. - Last NFC team, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. - Look how funny those headphones look on his head. - They do look goofy. They're way too small. - They're hugging. - They're pushing up the head. - About my face is too fat. What do you think about that? - I think it's the head. I don't think it's the face. - Yeah, it's just the general. - It's really the headphones. It's not that you think it's the headphones. - You have both shoes to come from. - Man, it's better too. - Okay. - Not bad. - It's sort of an all-encome. - I was looking at your headphones and your face. You know what they were talking about? - I can't hear a damn thing. I can't hear. This is like 1968 headphones. - You can't hear. - You can't hear. - We'll do it live. - You can't hear. We wish that we couldn't see you. - Out. We got the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They're not making the playoffs correct out of here. - Yeah, they were fringe last year. - You know who's in though in the South as division champs. - Hotlanta. - It's New Orleans. - Well, it might be one of the more balls he picks he's got. It's the Saints of New Orleans, black and gold B. I know you're celebrating with that pick from Barnwell. Derek Orr. - Barnwell. - Leading the Saints to the playoffs, according to Billy B. - All right, AFC. - They're Carl, get you to the playoffs. - Willy. - We might need to watch dog. Oh, Barnwell. - I know, this is going to be, he's usually in New Orleans, right? - I don't think he's in New Orleans. - Does he, do we need to know something? - You watch dog in Bill over there? - Is Barnwell like got a little French something going on in there? I don't know. - I mean, he is a big Frenchman. But I don't think he's from New Orleans. All right, out is Miami. Dolphin's not making it according to Bill. I'm sorry, Eric. - Wow. - Hey, fall from grace. - Don't apologize to me, man. Then the J E T S jets jets jets. - It's a bit now. - Yeah. - He's doing it. Well, I tell you what, the quarterback, right? - Hey, if Roger's healthy, they got a shot. That team's, they have, of course they do. - If the 40 year old quarterback often Achilles in front of a fragile offensive line and a part of a dumpster fire organization can stay healthy, maybe they can make the playoffs. - They definitely could. It's a pretty loaded roster. - Out Cleveland, not making it according to Bill. - Oh, that is no surprise. - Well, Will Chambers is also a believer in New Orleans. He just texted in. He said, maybe I'm a little crazy. We know that Will, but he's also a believer. - Well, he's also got the commanders winning the NFC East the same way you did. - Yeah, he's also a day drinking for about the 50s, 50s, right? - You think he's already opened the bottle? - Heck yes. - We got the Bengals in, Browns out, Steelers out, Chargers in, and the final team in the AFC, according to Barnwell. It's the AFC South division. He's got Houston out. Doesn't believe that they're going to be able to repeat. - Wow. Fail, Bill, fail in Jacksonville, the Jags. - Doug Peterson's my friend and I don't even trust him. - Yeah, I mean, I don't think the Jacksonville picks that crazy. - No, I don't think it's that crazy, but I mean, and the Texans do have a very, very difficult schedule and they're finally having to deal with some level of expectations, but it's hard to imagine that coach that quarterback and that roster not getting it done. - That kind of remind, they remind me of what we did in Green Bay in the early 90s. We got into the playoffs and then from that point on, it was just run and go and do it. 'Cause you, the first year you believe and you got the right place. - Yeah, it's established. - You keep adding bodies. - You got the coach in the quarterback now. - Yeah, you got the coach, the quarterback, no playing caller. I mean, I think Bill is wrong about this one. - Yeah, I think Houston's still going to get in, even if they don't win that division. Like I could see the Jags or even the Colts maybe winning it, but I think Houston's getting in as at least a wild card team. And the Chargers, one's interesting to me. I mean, I definitely could see the Chargers maybe getting in, sneaking in there. - Oh, well, it's a winner. - All this year, he gets to win. - He absolutely is a winner. - He's got a squared away. - I can't believe in the Steelers. I don't think they'll have a losing record, 'cause Tomlin never does, but that quarterback deal just seems really, really ugly. - 2-1-4 says, "Stroud did it as a rookie last year. You're right." And he was amazing. He poised as a veteran, most of them are just, you know, just trying to stay above water and get it figured out. And then, you know, year two, you can limit the mistakes and start to put together a career. It's just so rare that Stroud did it. I'd be shocked if we saw it happen two years in a row. - Dak, RG3, there's some other ones to come to mind. It's possible. - A one-7. - Maybe Caleb's special. - Calling me a crybaby for what, 817? What are you doing there? Also wants to talk about some baseball, so we will. We'll talk baseball. We gave you the update. - You want you to talk baseball? - You want you to talk baseball. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Seagures hurt. Seagures on the injured list. - Can I do that? - I do have some rangers. - Yeah, right at the job. Elvis, Elvis Andrews, is officially going to retire as a Ranger tomorrow. - Oh man. - So there's an update on your Texas Rangers. - Listen, I'm in line with DFW sports fan, and I know 95% of you, unfortunately, are no longer watching or listening, you know? - Not at it. - It's not good. It's not a fan base that digs in and watches. I'm just a DFW guy, you know? - Just a kid, man. - Just vibing with the audience. - Just vibing with the audience. Not watching the Ranger games 'cause they suck, you know? Did I just make it about them? - You did. - That's my bad. - Why'd you make it personal? - Definitely been at disappointing. - That wasn't personal. - That was personal, Dawson. You've been on this rant lately. You're making everything personal. I just thought I was talking about the way they played the game. - The music expressed by Gavin Dawson. - Exactly. - It doesn't give it to us and only. - Look on your face was terrified. - I was terrified. - It's like I was talking about your mom or something. Maybe, maybe, maybe you're-- - Maybe you're-- - What? - Maybe you got a little too much Homer in you too. - I do. I'm a real Homer. - Can't admit what's really going on. - I'm a Homer, yeah, I'm a Homer. I admit it. - Time to go into the Pimp Cup. Here's Lucius. - Speaking of Homer. - Oh, hey, hey, hey, oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - I was thinking of a home wrecker. - It must have been a home wrecker. - Oh. - Home wrecker. - It must have been a home wrecker. - No, no, no, no, I've never been there. - You too. - Never been there. - That I knew. - And let's say I'm talking about my own home. (laughing) - I just liked my own house. Get me out of here. - All right, so our champion so far of G-Bag of the day is the playmaker, Michael Irvin. He was on "It Is What It Is" podcast that is Ken Ron and May's former rappers. Well, I shouldn't say former rappers 'cause May's just in a freestyle that everybody's going crazy for. He had lost 20 pounds, he was looking good in the game, looking like 90s, May's. Ken Ron, you know, Ken Ron is always rapping, so. The rappers and sports guys, Ken Ron and May's, they had the playmaker on. He is going to join these guys, I don't know, every Monday and every Friday, I guess. - There you go. - He is their NFL correspondent. Anyway, I don't know who's sequencing these stories, but they are wilding right here. 'Cause as soon as Mike dipped, listen to the next story. - We have a lot of weeks to see the progress happen, man, but thanks, Mike. We appreciate you on the first day, baby. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You're all my brothers, man. I appreciate you, man. Thanks, though. - Good luck, man. - All right. - So before we end the show, we just got a couple more topics to discuss. So Michael Jordan's son, Marcus Jordan, was caught sniffing a white substance in some photos that went viral earlier in the month next to his new girlfriend. Of course, a lot of memes were thrown around, but what was you guys' initial reaction to seeing those pictures? - I went for Mike to get on talking about that cocaine. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Came through there and wanted to trigger 'em. (laughing) - Hey, that's Rebecca. - Know the audience. - You gotta know the audience. - Know the audience. - Hey, yeah. Who's sequencing that situation, man? You know, Michael's gonna be there. You gonna do the cocaine story right after that. Come on, you wildling. - I think that was an ambitious, post lady. - Yeah, you think it was? - Yeah, ambitious, post lady. - I feel so too. I feel her fingers, she was doing it today too. She went to like Miami. So the stories today were both about the Florida teams losing, did Miami winning? - Yeah. - Right after that, yeah. - She doing too much, Alicia. (laughing) - You're doing a lot right now. - You're doing a lot. - She ain't speeding yet though, but she's doing a lot. - Okay. - Let's go to Oklahoma, head coach Mike Gundy. - Jeez. - He's a grown ass man. - He is a grown ass man. - He is a grown ass man. - Yeah. - He's like 60 now. - I'm glad that you said that, 'cause he's not-- - Oh, he knows lyrics. - I think he got a perm by the way. - Did he? - In his hair. - It's curlier than ever. - Little blow out. - Yeah. - I think he boofed the hair. - If that Billy Ray Cyrus look. (laughing) - Aiki Breaky. - Well, yeah. He has some IT problems being the older man. He doesn't know how to fix the IT situation, but he knows how to fix the IT situation. - I can't, they won't let me hear it. - If anybody's a good IT guy, we'll get the guy from Michigan down here and let him hook me up. (laughing) Even though he didn't do it. (laughing) What was that song in, but what was that song you should know? Damn. - Yeah, the song, it was kind of a partial rap in the shower. It called me I didn't do it. It wasn't me. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, wow. - What was it? - Yeah. - It wasn't a question. - Yeah, that's right. It wasn't me. - You should know it. - No, that was you. - I don't wanna see who you're pointing at. - Hey, man, you should know it. (laughing) - I thought you were just cheating on your wild last week. - You should be pointing to a young lady. - Oh, hold on to a young lady. - I think you pointed to a young lady 'cause if you play back, listen to her response. I think if you get it. - Oh, you heard that. - You know it. (laughing) - Even though he didn't do it. (laughing) - Where's the, what was that song in, but what was that song you should know? - Yeah. The song, it was kind of a partial rap in the shower, he called me. I didn't do it. It wasn't me. (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Hey, you should know. (laughing) - We were just one of his coach. - He pointed right at her on that one. - Yeah. - Hey. - Hey. (groaning) - It wasn't me. - It's a good song. - It is. - That's when they used to talk before, it's the song. - Yeah. - Yeah. - They don't do that anymore. And we'll talk more to them. - Let you catch 'em. - Unless it's a bunch of threads. (laughing) - Let's see what else we got here for you. - It was your 2000. - Yeah. - On the money. - Amen. - That's a good start to a song. - Picture this. We were both buttoned. (laughing) - Yeah. - How can I forget? - I said, "Hey, Murphy joke." Hey, it wasn't me. - It wasn't me. It wasn't me. - Did you let you catch you? (laughing) - Yeah, exactly. - Like his buddy was like surprised. - Exactly. - Jared Sandler called in yesterday for some smoke. - Oh, we got Jared. - I think Jared. - We got low. - Jared. - Oh, he wants us to smoke with Dawson, yeah. - Oh, this is perfect. Wait, so this is true for Jared too. (cheering) I think Buffalo might be the sixth or seventh wild card team as Jared Sandler joins us now to protect his guy, Jack Lider, who I have been corrected. - That was good yesterday. Giving up one run per inning pitch. Jared, good afternoon. How you doing? - Yeah, no, no, I just, I was looking for a little of you guys. And Dawson, I heard you the other day when you were very passive aggressive with Broadus. I know how you can be. I heard the drive by shot there. That's cool. I was just trying to help you via text. Not sound like a total. - Okay, so you say you're trying to help me via text, Jared. This is not how you address somebody via text in the middle of a segment. Be honest. Did you watch the game suggesting that I was dishonest? That's where you got sideways with me, Jared, just so you know. - But did you watch the game? - No, I didn't. - Okay. - I saw his numbers. I saw his numbers. - I understand that. I was just trying to help you out because if you watch the game, then it would be a different approach. - Isn't it, but did you watch the game? - I didn't. - Right after that. - I'm proud of you for admitting you didn't. - Yeah, you were honest. - You could have danced that one. - Yeah, that would have been bad. - Man, you know how many game-watching arguments have happened on this stage? - Oh, gosh. - Oh, wow. - Game-watching arguments? - Game-watching arguments? - That is like the worst thing you could tell somebody. But you don't even watch the damn game. - I go home and I still watch more. - Yeah. Here's how it ended, though. - Is even one of the top Rangers prospects anymore as the number two overall pick, I guess that's my bad for having expectations too high on a guy. - Gavin, you're spinning this because you don't know how else to combat me other than by playing the, oh, I guess it's my bad. You're not listening to anything I'm saying, though. - Okay, that's the second insult you've given me in the last 30 minutes. Screw you, Jared, goodbye. - Yeah. - Bye. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Game each other to see you. They was all playing at the very end. - See it, see it, see it too, man. - You're right. - How many minutes before I was in the truck last night before I was on the phone with Jared Sandler? - No. - Dude, dude, are you okay? Are you mad at me? - Yeah. - Yeah. - We're cottled, Jared, and he'd be all right. - And you think, and you think, Gavin, he seems pretty mad, man. I say, you'd be all right, bro. You'd be all right. It's a long week. Go worry about it so long. - We're just getting stoned. - Don't worry about it, bro. - Don't worry about it. - I do, I do love having Jared on the show. He's great. - Yeah, yeah. - You're very helpful. - He's a star. - Star. - That was a great back and forth. - You never know when Mount Sandler will erupt. - Yeah. - Yeah, whopper looks good. - He'll go tap you on the shoulder, bro. I'm telling you, all right, right now. - Do we need to vote? - Yes, please. - Is it Michael Urban on with Kay and May, start champion? - It's uncomfortable, isn't it, Brian? You know all about people replaying your fights. - Yeah, I mean, it is. You don't want, but I'm gonna vote for you today, so just go to me. I'm voting for Dawson today. - You're voting for Jared Sandler calling in. - I voted for Dawson. - I voted for Dawson. - Yeah, the disagreement. - Mike Gundy has IT problems. Is your other nominee. That's what I'm voting for, Chief. How about you? - I'm voting for Screw you, Jared. - Yeah, yeah, that's why I'm here. - Bluetooth. - Jared said, "Hey man, put the money, Jared called in." He said, "Hey man, put me on. "It's only fair that I get to stand up for myself here. "It's only fair." - Put me on. - Can you ask him if you're standing up? - He was attacking me. - I felt attacked yesterday. We'll chuck who you voting for. - Yeah, I'm gonna go for the attacker here, Jared Sandler. (laughing) - It meant like when Dale Hanson said Barry Switzer was attacking him. - Yeah, exactly. That was assaulted, it was assaulted. - Okay, coming up next year in the nation, it's time for some restroom revelations, Chief. - You've never seen an alpha level deuce dropping like this head pooper in Kentucky who is still at large restroom revelations next on the fan. - 972 says, "Jared was in the right no matter "how you try to gaslight Gavin." Well, I will tell you, first of all, I'm not above gaslight in you, okay? But I'll tell you this, which one of us is doing the gaslighting, the one looking at the evidence and the stats and letting the stats be the stats or someone that has an alternate view of the stats and is interpreting it that it's actually good to give up one run per inning. Which one is gaslighting? Which one is real and which one is an interpretation creating perhaps a false reality? That's what I would-- - You don't find that suspicious. - What do you say? It's time now for Eric Chia follows restroom revelations. Here's the chief. - 877-881-105, through any of the tollos to come up with the nickname for the latest delinquent defecator. We'll get into the breaking news right after this. - All right, now unfortunately, it seems like we do have a Cowboys fan dip in their toes in the poo wars, if you will, and we will get to that momentarily. But as the headline goes, we got ourselves a manhunt. Louisville police are frantically searching for a man who keeps taking dumps on a random person's front porch. That's the direct headline. Ward Joel's was all over this beat here for Wave 3 News. You've heard of porch pirates, he says, exclusive. But what about porch poopers? Right now, LMPD, looking for one man who's been pooping on. Now keep this in mind, one homeowner's porch multiple times this week. This is a different iteration of the mad pooper from a few years ago, who was, didn't necessarily have one victim in mind. This person has seen somebody out. Any connection, here's the news story. It all started with this Sunday night, a young man in a red shirt walks up to one Louisville home well after midnight and begins peering inside. The homeowners have no clue. After a few seconds, the man runs away and his socks and disappears into the night. But the next night, he returns and leaves a horrific surprise. It's Tuesday morning, I went up to my front porch and noticed this, what I thought was a cat poop. The homeowner who wishes to remain anonymous but who will refer to as Jim, then checked his doorbell camera and realized it was no cat at all. And it turned out to be a person. And not only did he defecate, but he also urinated on our welcome mat. That's tough. He didn't even have much either. He just gave it what he had. No man thought it was cat poo. He was gonna be a little smaller. That was, he didn't even have much. That's not a good point. He didn't even learn her welcome mat. That's a wasted effort. You know, not to clarify the guy. I'd say he's at least in his 40s. Probably not getting his fiber. Yeah. What are you doing? He said, hold on a few times. Okay, so that's what's amazing about this guy. And now it's just part one of the news story. We'll get to part two here in just a second, but that's what's incredible. They have exclusive footage, wave three news does, of the doorbell camera for these people. This guy is not trying to be sneaky in any way. There is no, he's not trying to be inconspicuous. He's literally, he's up there. And he's showing full face. He's pulling pants down, just letting it rip right there on the doorstep. He's looking at the gate, does not care. We thought it was cat poo. He is now, that was shot. It sounds like he was lifting weights on a porch. [LAUGHTER] He's just got doing out of here. And he's a young buck. Like you're saying like maybe he's a guy. He's a guy in his mid 40s. This dude's probably in his 20s. I cannot believe he's still at large, but it gets even, I guess, a little bit crazier. What's even more disturbing is that the man returned a third time, the very next night. Jim got an alert on his phone and tried to confront him. But the man was already gone. You have no idea who this guy is or why he's doing this. I have no idea, I have no idea. We're good neighbors. We, you know, keep to ourselves. We behave ourselves. And I can't imagine that somebody would want to do some kind of retribution. Jim has now filed three police reports for each night. His home has been targeted, but so far, no arrest. Just a big mess. He's now forced to clean up. I'm relieved that he's not violent, or he's not trying to force entry. He's just doing his deed. But it's very disconcerting and disturbing and... Inluable, more jealous. Wade News. He's not trying to force entry. He's not violent. He's just defecating and urinating in front of my house. Gosh, it's good. Do you think he's just doing this for comic relief? That's what I think he's... It's interesting that he's singled out this one person. It makes me think that anonymous Jim here, who's, during these interviews, he's like, it's a blackout interview. Like, he's some sort of insider, criminally or whatever. So, he's definitely, he's trying to stay anonymous, but it does make you wonder why, what is it about this dude's house, this dude's porch that keeps bringing this serial defecator back. You know what I mean? It makes me think that maybe there is some type of... This feels more personal than anything. You know what I mean? The other lady, and it was a lady. The last time Mad Pooper laid it, and this has been probably three, four years now. Yeah, that's Colorado, right? He was Colorado, and she was just going, there was no rhyme or reason for where she was going, but this dude keeps going back, and he's now done it three, four times. So, there was a couple of years ago, we had an issue down on Katie Trail. - With... - We did, yeah. - Runners just stopping and letting it go, because they were on really long runs and had to use it apparently out there, apparently mid-run. - Yeah, emergency, like whatever situation, understandable. It's a one-off, you know, you learn from that. But this guy's being a bit malicious. And again, it's alpha deuce dropping at the highest level, looking into the doorbell camera and dropping out his cat-lit. - I thought it was cat-boo, the alpha-ducer. - Pretty ridiculous, yeah. I mean, pretty hilarious, and he runs off and his socks is hilarious. - Just a great vision. - So, an incredible story. We will continue to track it. - I think what you do is you get your younger family members gathered, and you come up with a price, right? For what it's gonna take for a few nights of their services. - Yeah. - And you have them, you know, prepared and laying weight. - Hiding in the bush? - Probably yes, you know, maybe with plastic gloves and dog poop, you know, but you're throwing poop at this, dude, a lot of it. - Oh, I like, okay, you go on the offense there a little bit. - That's right. - You gotta get some hazmat suits. - Yeah, yeah, we'll make sure they're safe. - Yeah. - I'm not gonna cut any corners. - Can I ask a question here then? - Your guy Wade, is that Wade who's doing the story? Did we say, I heard this name Wade. - Yeah, his name is Wade Joel's. - Okay, Wade Joel's Lord, Ward, Ward Joel's. - Ward's name Ward, last name Joel's. - Yeah. - Is his career going down the tubes then right now? - It's going down to 12. - It's going in the tubes. - Well, but that's, but what I'm saying though, is he, by having to report this. - This is putting him on the map. This is his big moment. - I kind of feel like this is kind of their disrespect. - No, this is his big break. - No, I think this is a big moment. - I don't think this-- - Maybe in the 90s this would be disrespectful, but these days? - No, you're going viral. - You think that, so he-- - This is a badge of honor. - Oh, you think this is a badge of honor? - Yeah, absolutely. - He graduated from like Missouri journalism school to cover Pooh, probably. - Two stories? - Yeah. - I kind of feel like to me that they said, hey, Ward, get out there and cover this story. I would go, you know. Man, pound sand. - I think this is one of the best news stories. (upbeat music) - Dear Autumn Leaves, you won't be covering roads alone this season. Toyota's lineup of cool, colorful vehicles is ready to ride by your side. Take on fall in a trail tackling Tacoma, or go for the powerful Tundra. Head to toyota.com for more info, or visit your local Toyota dealership today. Toyota, let's go places. 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A couple of years back, I got a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl tattoo claiming that we would win Super Bowl 51, and then I went back to back and did 52. It went viral. Obviously didn't happen. But I'm a man of my word. I got the tattoo. I haven't changed it. But I'm gonna top you, Mr. FSU. If the Cowboys do not win the Super Bowl this year, I will not only eat dog poop. I will actually eat human feces, human shit. I will eat human shit. That's how confident I am that the Cowboys are going all the way to this year. That on it. He doesn't wench. - He doesn't wench. - He doesn't wench. - And now we are, we have stooped down to this. - Now we're gonna watch this guy eat human poo. - To the Philadelphia Eagles level of rabid disgust. That's what, I mean. - Horse poo, horse, yeah, human poo, worse than horse poo. - I don't know how your rank goes, I have an 8-1. - Yes, yes, that's your question. Yes, absolutely 100%. - Yes, then yeah, I'm not in favor of this anymore. - Let me see the thoughts. - Let me see the person, let me see the horse. - This is horrible. - I'm gonna be doing this as Cowboys fans. - I know, it did. - It turned us down. - Disappear. - Take it down. - They're not gonna win the Super Bowl. Now you're gonna have to eat, crap, or you're gonna do what the other guy did, which is bail. You will wench. - He fails. - Is this one of those Cowboys fans that's like really in New Jersey or something? And it is really like a toxic Northeasterner that happens to be a Cowboys fan? - I don't know. Maybe we can get Jordan on the show, I'll find out. - Yeah, he's apparently a comedian. So hopefully he's a Northeastern comedian. - I can't wait back. - But yeah, pretty unfortunate there. We have now arrived and stooped down to the levels of FSPU and filthy fans. - Comedian specializing in bad bits if you ask me to rhyme. - I think so, I think so. - Okay, coming up next, it's time for the NFL News of the day. We'll check where you're taking it. - Shout out to Micah Parsons for this audio gold. We've got extensions. - Yes. - Shout out to the neck of Davis Mills, that's next. - Okay. - All right, here we go. Hour two, Gback Nation 1053, the fan. We do have Danny Cannell coming up in 20 minutes. We'll be talking college football with him. The big Michigan game coming up. That'll be a good conversation here. He's got a hard stop at 37, guys though. So don't be too long-winded with him. Just wanted to give you the heads up for that. - Time to look at me. - Holds you go full P.J. Carlissimo. - Yeah. - P.J. P.J. P.J. - That guy is the goat, isn't he? - He is. - Holy cow. - That was a three-question interview. - Yeah. - And Red Cross dropped supplies to us. We were there so long. - We went three minutes late. - Needed an IV after listening to that guy. - Wow. - Here's Wolchuck with your NFL news the day though. - Thank you very much. We're gonna get to Micah and some of his comments here in just a moment. But news of the day. Shout out to Patrick Sertan. What do you like to say? He just got today, Eric? - The fatty fatty boom bomb. - Hell yes, he did. - Record center. - Heck yes. He has agreed to terms on a massive four-year extension worth $96 million bleeping dollars with the Bronco, 77.5 million guaranteed, 24 years old. As that deal's done making him a rich, rich man and well deserved. He's been one of the best corners in the NFL if not the best since he became an NFL player. So he's fantastic. Commander's Guard also gave former Texas Longhorn, Sam Cosby, a four-year, $74 million contract extension. That includes over 45 million guaranteed. He's been a different player. He played tackle at Texas, not good. But as soon as they've kicked him inside to guard. - Better. - Much better. Probably, I mean, it might be one, they're only good linemen. That's very possible. - Yeah, they're trying to stay ahead of it. And they did need to replace a bunch of those guys there on that crew. - Now, when it comes to Alabama and Sir Tan's deal, in terms of the total of former Alabama Crimson Tide players that have gotten deals this year, they've made $1 billion this off season. And former Alabama NFL players in their contracts too, of course, got the big deal. Patrick Sir Tan being one of them. Derek Henry, his new deal, of course, with the Ravens. I mean, the list goes on and on. I think Jalen Waddle got paid. - Yes. - He's one of them as well. Don't take Smith. - Didn't Mario Cooper get some money? - I think Mario got a little bit of a bump as well. I mean, it's crazy, but they all got paid this year and a billion dollars from one school. It just shows you the power of the Crimson Tide. Now, I talked yesterday about Derry Slay. Slay's crawfish a little bit. - No. - He was talking about he didn't want to go play in Sao Paulo, Brazil and, you know, with the NFL, what are they doing? - They're sending us here, the crime rates crazy. I asked Jane, Jane's there for NFL Network. I was like, is it really that bad? Like, are you scared to go out? She said no, but Uber drivers will kind of tell you, like, their spots to avoid. So maybe we can get Jane on tomorrow and she can kind of give us an update on what life's like there in Brazil. But Derry Slay took social media. Said, I want to apologize to anyone I offended. That wasn't my intention. I'm looking forward to playing in your beautiful country. And I've heard y'all are very passionate, just like our amazing Eagle fans, just a few more days, can't wait. Can't wait, you want full Bart Scott? - Especially to you gang members, I offended. - Yeah, I think the people from Brazil are really going after him. That's actually a good point too. - Yeah. - You want to make sure you save your fan, man. Ooh, Brian. I think the worst part about it for me would be the flight, isn't it, isn't that a long flight? - Nine hours, he said? - DFW to Brazil is 10. - Yeah. - Wow, so it's nine hours? - So you're adding three or four from Philly? - How long's the London flight? You got to go in 2014 or anything. - That was about nine hours, yeah. - You're flying, that one is a lot faster, of course, going from here to, 'cause of the jet stream. - Well, the Eagles are not going to have Devin White, the linebacker, they signed this free agency from the Bucks, he's ruled out with an ankle injury. So there's a starter they're not going to have Friday night. Hollywood Brown, chief's wide receiver, also not playing in the season opener tomorrow. We did know that, but it has now become official. And fantasy football fans breathe a big sigh relief. Jamarche showed up, full pads, two practice today. I know Diana or Cindy Scoop's city on the athletic was saying, hey, if he didn't practice, that's indication he's probably serious, he's not playing Sunday. But he did show up, Joe Burrough said he's good to go. So it looks like Jamarche's is not going to hold out, he is going to play week one for the Bengals. - Game checks, guys, game. - Yeah, you're not missing that. The neck of Davis Mills, one of the best necks. - What happened to him? - In the history of the sport. - Wrong neck. - Oh no. - He's sticking around, Texans are signing him to a one year five million dollar deal. To be the back of the strap. - The neck lives on. - The neck lives on. - Let's go. - Let's just fight another day. - We got you, bro. - Hey, my cleaning guy's got like saggy turtlenecks. - He's neck is so dead. - Yeah, yeah. - Lenin and Mills, we should have a neck off between the two of them, which one's longer. - Yeah. - I think Travis, bring your three best neckers. - Yeah. - Oh, wow. - Yeah. - Three, huh? - This is got a roster we can use. - Ugh. - Oh, like a boss. - I'm a fresh out dog. - No, I thought I'd ask you first. I thought maybe you had three we might be able to use. - Fresh out, bro. - All right. Just let me know when you get three. - No. - Travis ETN is a new name to throw into the mix. It's just an honorable mention for a current big time. - Oh, really? Let me check out Travis ETN. - Yeah. No, he's hiding in plain sight that way. - It's Merton Hanks. - Oh, Merton Hanks. - Merton Hanks. - Merton Hanks just go. - Yeah, right. Well, it depends on where you're going for. You're going for more length. Are you going for more Paul Busilos knee, Tequio Spike's girth. - Oh, okay. - Tequio Spike. We'll see his. - Yeah, yeah. - Big neck. - Two different categories. - No questions. - I guess that's a fair way to put it. - That's like, it's like head on shoulders, not even neck. - You know who might have been the perfect mix of length and girth as it pertains to the neck is latent Vanderash. Like crazy enough, he had neck issues. - Yeah. - It's crazy. - It's final tough. Cal Pitts uncertain for week one against the Steelers. Falcons tied in. - Why? - So when you're getting, he's got a hammy. - Yep. That's a hammy issue. - I got the car today. I parked too close to the guy next to me. I think I pulled my hamstrings out of the car. - I noticed you limping around, but I thought that might have been the bunion or the gout out there. - No, no. - I could have swore that was a gout. - Yeah. - No, I'll let you know that. But man, I pulled the hamstrings out of the car. It was a little too close. - Just overextended. - No, I had to like kind of snake my way out. It didn't work too well. - You were slithering. - Yeah, I did the car. It didn't work. - Mm. - It sucks getting old, man. It really does. It actually didn't win that award. - Oh, what are you making up stuff over there again? - But DeMar Hamlin, he's making his first start nearly two years after he's now moved back to the front of the Bill's depth chart. - Well, that's an example of some of the talent no longer being there in the building to some extent. - Man, the guy rallies, and you're going to do that. - Are you watching dog in that depth chart? - He is. - A little bit. - That's a mighty golf season prediction, man. - That's my putting the bills in the playoffs, or are they out? - No, they're in the playoffs. - They're in. They're not out. - Ooh, who is? We saving it for Jonro? - Not the Jets. - Is it the dolphins? - It's the dolphins. - It's the dolphins. - It's the dolphins. - It's the dolphins. - It's the dolphins. - Yeah. - Barnwell says not so fast. - Yeah, Barnwell's got the Saints going to the dance. - Dude, I'm all for it. More Mike McDaniel audio. Give me the fence. I'm here. All right. Let's go to Michael Parsons. - What are those panties wearing by the way? - Joggers. - McDaniel? - Yeah, it's a big jogger guy. - Yeah, it's a big jogger guy. - We had a whole conversation about this. We broke it down. They're like a pre jogger deal. - Are these skinny guy pants? Is that what those are? - We're skinny guy pants anywhere. It's like two sizes, two big shoes. Remember, that was the thing that he gets made fun of. - Dawson, you like those pants, don't you? - Well, I'm a soccer coach, so. - That's what I'm saying. - I can't hate on them too hard. - You're that guy. - Yeah. - Shows a little scratches himself and sniffs it. - Shows a little too much. - That's a little vole. - That's a little vole. - It's a little too form-fitting for my chicken legs, you know, to be honest, but I won't turn a pair down. I don't know if they're logoed with the team when it comes to the next. - Hold on. Hold on. J-Ron curse, not J-Ron curse. - J-Ron curse, thank you for that correction. And so much for following my brain right now. - I bet J-Ron curse could, in a Mike Zimmer defense, next to Mike Parsons, I bet he could go get you as many sacks as a rookie kneeling kid. - All right, you need one sack from an old retired veteran stud. The market's where? - The market's where? - Where? - Where, which one are you going for? - Where, I saw where in the weight room today on his Instagram. It's like, yeah, he's still got it. - He is, he is so just physically. - Where can get you? - Yeah, he looks like he could still play. So it's Michael Irvin. All right, here's Micah today at the star. What does he want to be this year? - Matthew Stafford, definitely. - Whoops. - We got two Micah cuts. We'll get to the Matthew Stafford one in a second. - Yeah, I got it, yeah. - Thank you. - You're good, you're good. - I cleaned that up in post, don't worry about it. - I appreciate you. - It's the killer, the hitman and assassin. You know, the killer and sloppy, you know, he's probably going to get caught. You know, he's not very good at what he does, but he's a killer. You know, he's raw in the streets. He's caught like that. You got the hitman, the hitman might not get caught. But you know, who did it? You know, like, you know, he's probably a little bit more clean. And assassin, you don't even know he's there. You know, you know, you've done it. You know what I'm saying? So each time you really want to develop, and I think at this fourth year mark for me, I think I'm ready to be an assassin. - He's ready to be an assassin. - Wow. - Doesn't want to be the killer, but he's ready to be the assassin. - That's quite the word picture there. - I do love some of his analogies, man. - I mean, he was barely there. He would not know he was there in the off season. So maybe that was just him practicing. - Oh, no. - Dawson's on to something. - You're saying he's an assassin late in the season when it matters? - From far away, assassin. - Like he wasn't even there. - Yeah. - So killer's the lowest rung of this human category. - Yeah, he said sloppy. He said sloppy. Because it's simply on the dictionary, it just says like a person or thing that kills. That's a killer. But once you get to the hitman, it's a person who paid to kill. - Professional, yeah. - But then you get to the assassin. That's a person who murders an important person for specific type political reasons. - Did you want to be the assassin? Like you're going for the quarterback? - Yeah. I think the hitman's probably what he wants. - Hitman sounds badass. - Hitman. - You get paid to do it. - Yeah, but I think you're right where he's trying to go after the quarterback. So I'm not here to-- - Well, the assassin gets paid, right? - The assassin's kind of doing it for the love of the game a little bit. - Oh, that's like personal game? - Yeah. - There's something more invested there. - Might be political. You might be an agent working for, you know-- - And assassin's probably on a retainer. - Is like James Bond an assassin? For like John Wick. - I think so. - I think so. - John Wick is an assassin. - John Wick is an agent. - He's an agent. - Yeah. - Let's get back to Micah on his podcast history. He was going through the most underrated players in the national football league. - He's going through the list of assassins. - And he did do that afterwards. But here was his most underrated quarterback. - Matthew Stafford definitely doesn't get his light. I think because of his time in Detroit. But he's also a Super Bowl champion. I think his career is definitely super underrated. They don't ever put him in a category where he's the right thing. He's easily a top 10 quarterback. Top five depending on what you're looking for, what attributes. And just being around him over the past three, four years competing against him. He's definitely one of the more complicated guys to go through with. No look passes. He's been doing that. His ability to read defenses. I mean, Matthew Stafford really does it all. - He does. And he's gotten a lot of love this offseason. Neil Williams, CJ Stroud, myself, Bobby Belt going after it. Matthew Stafford, for whatever reason, I don't think it's the praise it deserves. But Micah, the latest to say hey, underrated. He also said Brock Purdy would be the other underrated quarterback right now. It's hard to argue. Purdy does a lot of winning in the postseason. But he does have a great team around him. I think that's the next thing he needs to check off. Like the injuries, if you don't have Debo, you don't have Trent Williams. Like are you able to now elevate your game to get some dubs? That's the one thing Purdy has not quite done yet. - I mean, Stafford's just had so many years with double digit interceptions. You know, he's kind of like a... - Far from him? Gunslinger? - I was gonna say, yeah, like a modern version of Far. But, you know, I think when it comes to reading the defenses and you need a great arm to make a big time throw and he's an athlete, he'll go get, you know, fourth and one. He can go run for third and long first downs. I would definitely think that. And yes, it's all due to being with the Lions. You know, we evaluate quarterback wins and losses. - And he's went to two playoffs with them. And those Ross, I mean, he had Calvin Johnson granted. But the rest of those rosters, I mean, they were a bad call away from beating the Cowboys in that wild card game. They picked up the flag. Thank God they did. And then we went on to Green Bay. We know what happened there. Final thing here, NFL News there. - It was Kirk Cousins underrated. - No, I don't think Cousins is underrated. Cause Cousins is also one that's like ranked in these top 10 lists. And he's probably right there with that. - I mean, he kind of finds ways to win games. - Yeah, like he's a regular quarterback. I mean, when he goes out, his team falls apart. - What do you guys think of passer rating as a stat? I think QBR has now kind of overtaken passer rating. - Yeah, for sure. Cause I mean, Stafford just, he lives in the 80s and 90s. Only has had a couple of years in the 100s for passer rating where Kirk Cousins consistently is in there. - Yeah. - But I feel like Stafford's a better player. - Right. Like I would take Stafford. I mean, Stafford finally got on a good team, wins four playoff games in a Super Bowl. - If Stafford does not win the Super Bowl, do you take him over Kirk Cousins? Because we were always doing radio where it was Dak, Eli Manning, Stafford, Cousins. We all had him lumped together, right? - Yeah, and it's tough to really differentiate. Like once you've got your top two guys, which I believe are Mahomes in burrow, and then I'd probably put Alan, even though there's things you can pick about his game. And number three, after that, it's basically like ice cream flavors. Like we always talk about in the draft. - Yeah. - None of, like all of these guys have things that they need to prove. But the Super Bowl is what sets apart. The playoff success to me that Stafford now is accomplished is what sets apart him to overcome. - I wonder if this is a year that Rogers finally falls off the cliff. - Could happen. - Very likely that it could happen. - Yes. - It appeared like it was maybe already happening late in Green Bay. - Yeah. - And then you have the injury last year, you know, and it might just, you know, hit you a front and center this season. All right, NFL news today, every afternoon, three o'clock. We have Danny Cannell coming up next right here. It's the G-Bag Nation on 1053, the fan. - Welcome back to G-Bag Nation. Thanks for making this part of your day. Let's talk some college football with one of our favorite college football guests, Danny Cannell here on the fan. Segments brought you by Window Nation. Go to windownation.com/cowboys. You can buy it to get to free. It's brought you by cars for kids. Donate today, carsforkids.org. And this segment's brought you by The Frankles. Life's unpredictable accidents happen. If you're hurt in an accident due to somebody's negligence, call the Frankles for a free consultation. 2-1-4 or 8-1-7-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3 or jump online to frankalfirm.com. Danny Cannell joining us courtesy of Bed Online. Check out Bed Online for updated college football playoff conference, Heisman and college football week two lines. And a good afternoon, Danny. How the heck are you? - I was doing better before the season started as a Florida state grad. You know, now O and two has not been kind, but first we get a college football was awesome across the board. So I'm doing pretty good. How about you guys? - We're fantastic. And we are licking our chops for this Texas, Michigan matchup this coming Saturday. I don't know for you. I mean, I've seen some Michigan fans that they're talking big. Some people are projecting, "Hey, Texas isn't even going to score 10 points there at the big house. What do you think about this matchup?" - Well, if I was a Michigan fan and I had just watched that Fresno State game, I wouldn't be talking too much smack after what they put on display. In week one, now the question is, was that just an aberration? Were they a little bit flat? Maybe they were looking ahead to the Texas game, which I do think is probably that would happen. But Texas is going to be in for a physical ball game. That is the one thing that pops that Michigan still does have. Will Johnson won the best defensive action in the country? He had a pick six in that game. He's going to challenge Texas' wide receivers, but I cannot wait to watch the matchup. Sort of the chess match in the game of Steve Sarkeesian, the offensive mastermind going against Wink Martindale, who is Michigan's defensive coordinator, who's there for the first time. He's back in college. He was with the New York Giants. He spent some time along most of his career in the NFL. He's going to have some blitzes dialed up to try to confuse that offensive line, to try to confuse Quinn Ewers for some Aaron throws. That to me is sort of the game within the game. - Danny, who had a better win, USC or Notre Dame? - Oh, that's a great question. I'll say USC, I'll lean USC because I do feel they answered some more questions for me. USC looked so good on both sides of the football. And that was the one thing. Like Miller Moss, he had six touchdowns in the bowl game, but it was sort of like, well, that was just a meaningless bowl game. Like, bowl games don't mean as much. And what he's showcased going toe to toe with Garrett Nussmeyer, who a lot of people think is going to be a top five, taking the NFL draft, going like trading jabs. Like, it was a lot of fun. That game was a ton of fun to watch. But then probably more impressively was the defense for USC, which was absolutely atrocious last season. The last couple of years, really, for Lincoln Riley. And they brought in this new defensive coordinator, and they didn't really bring in a lot of new personnel, but they looked physical. They looked well coached. They tackled outstanding. So I thought they were a little bit more impressive, not to take away from anything that Notre Dame did, because I thought that was one of those defensive slug best. But I do want to feed their quarterback, Riley Leonard, take another step forward in the past game. Both those offenses started a little bit. And what I'm trying to figure out is it more because the defenses that we're on display, which we're outstanding for, is it kind of some concern potentially for both of those teams on the offensive side of the ball? So I'm going to get myself in trouble, because those are two big fan bases with Texas A&M and Notre Dame. But watching that game, Danny, I'm just-- this is the pretendrable. These are two teams that come in super hyped every year, but realistically are not going to be competing for anything substantial. Yeah, I would tend to agree with you. This is one of those things about the 12 team playoff, the expansion. It's going to give a lot of team and fan bases a lot of hope, right? Oh, we can make the playoffs, and they're going to. But then I think there is going to be a pretty big gap in the disparity, and the teams that are going against the top tier teams like Georgia, like Ohio State, some of these really complete teams that are out there. So I don't disagree with you, but I will say this, it sure does feel like Notre Dame punched their ticket. And I don't know if I would have said the same about Texas A&M. Clearly, they would have been in a much better position than losing the game. But Notre Dame's schedule is an absolute cakewalk, and I was joking about Florida State. That was supposed to be one of their harder games, who they do play in South Bend. All of a sudden, they might be a two touchdown favorite in that game. And then the team, we were just talking about USC. That's the finale. Notre Dame's probably undefeated at that point. They're going to be favored in every game this season. They might be favored in that one. We'll see how it unfolds. But even if they lose that, I do think an 11-1 Notre Dame team is in the playoffs, you know, no matter any way you look at it. Danny, did Nebraska figure out their quarterback situation? Boy, it sure feels like it. He looked pretty good, you know, in a blowout. That's always you kind of have to take that with a grain of salt. We'll find out about him because it is a big stage. You know, there's going to be a lot of eyeballs watching that game because they're going against Colorado. You know what Colorado brings to the table? A lot of brash, confident, bold, you know, statements, bold declarations from them. And outstanding offense, the thing that I think is going to be really interesting is Bill and Ryola, their freshman quarterback, who looked great so far, he's going to have an opportunity against a defense that got sliced and diced all last year. And then it continued against an FCS opponent where their quarterback looked awesome. So there are going to be some opportunities for Bill and Ryola to look really good. But on this stage, you always kind of wonder, how's he going to respond? Is he going to the lights too big? It doesn't feel like that anyway whatsoever. So I feel pretty good about him. But there's always that little bit of man. He's still a really young player. How's it going to look when he's out there with, you know, on that type of stage? What about Miami? Are they the real deal? I mean, they should be able to win that conference pretty easily. Yes, they should. And they're clearly the front runner right now with the way Clemson looked and then Florida State fallen off the map. But I felt like this season coming in. I was pretty bullish on the cane. They have the best roster that they've had here since joining the ACC. We're talking almost two decades that they've been in the ACC. And they've had talented teams, but this is by far the most talent they've had across the board. And it really does start with Cam Ward, who I thought was the most attractive quarterback in the transfer. A transfer portal market this off season. You saw it on display in Gainesville. He's dynamic. He's cool, calm, collected. He never panics. He did have one ill-advised past that was kind of like he does remind you of today's quarterback, which is sort of that Patrick Mahomes, Caleb Williams style. It's a little bit more gun flinger type where you're just kind of going out there. Sometimes there's nothing there. You sit back. You buy some time and you go for that big play. He got burdened on one of those early in the game, had an interception. But like most great quarterbacks didn't phase him one bit. He followed it up. And I would say the only caveat with that conversation is, you know, Florida, how good are they? But I tell you, going into the swamp week one opener, you know, it was going to be loud. It was a hostile environment. And they embarrassed the Gators on their home field. So I do think Miami is the real deal. Talking about this conference in the ACC, SMU at 2-0, first year in the conference, are they associated? Are they a sneaky team that could maybe even make that conference championship game? Absolutely. They definitely could. That's the interesting thing about the ACC now is there were really three teams coming in that everybody kind of was like, oh, yeah, it's going to be some mixture of these three teams. And it was Miami. It was Florida State and it's Clemson. Well, we saw Clemson, you know, look the struggle mightily against Georgia. Now I do give them a pass because Georgia embarrasses a lot of teams. So we'll have to see Florida State though in two. And it's like dire times there. So they're out of the race. And then it's like, OK, well, who's going to step up? Georgia Tech looks pretty good. You know, and oh, by the way, Virginia Tech, who was a trendy team to be that pick, they lost a Vanderbilt on the road. So why wouldn't it be SMU at this point? And I got to tell you, a game on the beginning of the season that I wasn't that nervous about all of a sudden, that first ACC game with Florida State coming to town. I think they have to feel pretty good about their chances. So yeah, I think Rhett Lashley's team has to feel as good as anybody right now in the ACC. Danny, when you looked at Alabama, Kalen DeBore, usually Alabama will schedule one or two games where they kind of get their, you know, get their bearings and stuff. But how would you assess the Alabama's coaches debut? Oh, it was as solid as you could get. I mean, I do think like if you were really nitpicking, there's some concern that you do have. You know, a couple big plays were there that Western Kentucky's quarterback missed. But I mean, talk to Oregon who barely beat Idaho in F.C. F squad, you know, talk to North Carolina State who was losing in the fourth quarter. Bama was in control of the game from start to finish. They've looked apart. And that's kind of what I believed all the time. I know people like Georgia, people like Texas. I do too, but do not count out Alabama. They will be in this race come November towards the back end of the season. They'll be a factor. I don't know if they're good enough to be that national championship contender just yet. But absolutely think they're in that conversation. It's one of the 12 teams that, you know, are getting that invite at the end of the season. Danny is Clemson. We were talking about ACC and it just kind of clicked with me about Clemson as you mentioned. Is Davos sweetie getting punished for not playing in the transfer portal game? Yes. There's so I love Davos and I love its philosophy. I used to have that philosophy probably 10 years ago. That, you know, I didn't really like transfer guys. I viewed him as quitters. I saw him as guys that didn't want to be into the long haul. And, you know, kind of the old school mentality of, yeah, I want guys that are homegrown, that are guys that came in together and you keep a class together for four years and five years. That is all changed. I've adapted. I've adopted myself changed my philosophy. I've adapted today's game just in the perception of the way I view teams. Most every coach in the country, I don't think there's any one that has just ignored it. It really is the equivalent of an NFL franchise saying, you know what? We don't want to tackle free agency. We'll just win through the draft. And it's like trying to win a fight with one arm tied behind your back. I do hope, because I kind of root for them in this kind of bucking the trend and doing it more old school. I think they can rebound because their talent is there. They do have a ton of foreign five stars across their roster. But I thought you saw the depth get exposed because for a half, they were right there with Georgia, right? It was an ugly game, low scoring. And then they get out score in the second half with some of the depth starts to come to the forefront. So yes, I do think Davo is being way too stubborn. And it's not like he has to turn into beyond Sanders and bringing 50 new players. He could just pick and choose five or six guys, bring them in at positions of need. No one will get upset. It won't disrupt the chemistry in the locker room. And they can hopefully get back to where their fan base wants to be. So that's going to be one of the national title contenders. See, the thing is, this is where it gets tricky. Clemson can be good. I just don't think they can be great until he adapts his mindset. Danny, which is the season wears on? Which games are you excited about? And I'm not asking specifically the games, but are you more like these big 10 teams traveling to like the old Pac 12 teams? You know, we got like Michigan going to Seattle to play. Are you more excited about that or what's going on? What's going on? Maybe in the SEC with Texas and Oklahoma or even what's going on in the big 12 with some of these now across the country matchups. Jimmy, all of it, all of it. The one thing that I would like to see change and we saw a lot of them on display this weekend and it kind of hurts those smaller schools. I'm kind of done with the, you know, let's see. Ohio State play Akron is a 49 point favor. We saw multiple SEC teams put up 60 and 70 points versus FCS schools. I just, what I really would look forward to is when there's power four, which is what, you know, power four. Now as we're calling it, where there's 10 power four games, you know, that's what you have on your schedule. And then you get two games where you can take a break. There are too many right now. The SEC still only plays eight. The ACC only plays eight conference games. And then a lot of them schedule lighter opponents to kind of pad your records. But the reason, you know, and I'm more old school. I didn't love seeing the Pac 12 dying. I don't like seeing losing some rivalry games. Although we are getting back an incredible one in AM and Texas. But I am a fan of the match ups. Like you could just go down the list and look at Penn State traveling to USC. Like that game is going to be phenomenal. Ohio State going to Oregon, you know, in October. There's match ups across the board. Bama, excuse me, Georgia going to Texas. Georgia going to Alabama, which has already been there, but there's just so many games that are really key match ups. I just want more of them. I'm a little bit selfish because I'm like, let's get rid of some of these blowouts. Give me more of those match ups that are so compelling with some of those big brands going head to head. Well, we want more of a Danny Canel talk in college football. We'll take it whenever we can. Danny, thank you so much. Enjoy the games, buddy. Oh, you guys are awesome, man. Great catching up. We'll talk to you soon. Enjoy the game this weekend. Salute. Danny Canel brought you by bed online. Time now for Krusty's Corner brought you by Reliant air conditioning, gimmick-free AC repair and replacement. Brought us where you taking it. Yeah, I'm going to talk to you about this Cleveland Brown offense. We'll do that next. Thank you, Lucius. Gback nation here on 105-3, the fan. Time now for Krusty's Corner. It's brought you by Reliant air conditioning, gimmick-free AC repair and replacement. Here's Brian. Thank you very much, Cheryl. I appreciate that. Thank you to Reliant as well for being part of this. If you're new to the broadcast, this is the part where I take a look at the opponent, the weekly opponent for your Dallas Cowboys through the offense generally on a Wednesday and the defense on a Thursday, and then we'll do the referees on Friday. So just try and get you ready for this broadcast this week coming up in the game. So hopefully you'll get something out of this. If you're into the podcasting scene, just got a new Bobby and I did a love of the star that's posted. So after our show today, feel free to give it a listen and tell us what you think, but we're really proud of what we've done there. And it should be three of those a week for you now that the season started. So hopefully everybody will take a listen to that as well. Okay. This Cleveland Brown offense and what's a little bit of some of the struggles you'll go through early is because you don't have a lot of games. You have to go back and say watch games. And what I did was I went back and watched the games where Deshawn Watson was actually healthy enough to play. And then he got hurt. So then you have to kind of deal with that, the shoulder problems and things that he was dealing with that caused him to miss the majority of the season last year. But I went back and watched the games that he was able to play and how the team responded. I will point this out that before we get going, I think yesterday I talked about this a little bit yesterday. Bless you, Eric, by the way. Bless you. I did talk about running game Moses no longer being there for the Cleveland Browns. Yeah, offensive line coach Bill Callahan. Bill Callahan. Yeah. And so they've replaced him with a guy named Andy Dickinson. And Andy was with them. He was with Seattle the last several years. But he was a guy that was at Cleveland and went on to beat Seattle's line coach and then they bring him back and they brought him back. So that's something that, you know, you keep an eye on with. I think Bill Callahan, I had the utmost respect for. I think that everywhere Billie's been, you know, with the exception of the head coach and stuff at Nebraska. He is when he's the offensive line coach, he's going to be creative and you're going to have a physical front. You're going to be able to run the football. He just, he just makes players better. And this crew right here is. How boys run game really never recovered? Yeah. I mean, Dallas had some really, some good players when you look back at with Ron Leary and Frederick and guys like that. Doug Free. Doug Free. I mean, he did. He took a, he took a group of guys that have talent. But boy, I mean, he made them even better. And I think he did the same thing to help this Cleveland Brown offensive line. But I'm going to talk about DeShawn Watson first because when you look at Watson, the thing I noticed with him is he's not always just accurate. He did have the, if you look at metrics, he was the fourth lowest when it came to completion percentage. He was at 45% when he was under pressure. So if you find ways to get to him, and I'm going to tell you a couple of ways I think you can get to him, but he's a guy that makes receivers work for the ball. He's got a really over the top throwing delivery as like he's up on his toes. And sometimes it causes the ball to sail on him a little bit. He's got some guys that, you know, Amari Cooper, we all know Amari Cooper, he's a good bad ball catcher. There are several times you see guys running routes and he's throwing the ball and they're having to go down to get it. We're still on the ball. It's too high. He's got arm talent. There's no question. He just doesn't know where the ball is going to go. And what I have to think about, the Cowboys need to think about is you have to guard against his ability to scramble. That's, that's where I think that, that when Kevin Stafansky, the head coach, primary play caller, Ken Dorsey is now in the building with them as a coach, as the office coordinator. Ken Dorsey did a good job of working with, with, with Alan, Josh Allen and his accuracy problems in college. So I guess that's why you bring a guy in like this to try to help him become a more accurate quarterback. But I mentioned you have to guard against that scramble because he'll run out of the pocket if he senses trouble at all. You know, you have to bring him down in the pocket. This guy is strong enough to shake off poor tackling. You know, you get around him and all of a sudden it's an arm tackle. He'll just, he'll just push you aside and keep going. So you got to make it, make sure it's not a weak tackle. You get an opportunity to bring him down, bring him down. I felt like he could be a little late with the ball to the outside. It gives DBs the opportunity to drive on a lot of his passes. And I think it makes it far more contested catches than probably what you want from your quarterback. Maury Cooper, I mentioned him. He's going to play in the slot. He's also going to play in the outside. He's quick out of the break. He will lull you to sleep. And then he'll just explode in his route. So how, how they match him up, maybe inside with some Jordan Lewis, you know, will Jordan Lewis be able to handle his quickness? Will Carson, will they put him on the outside? When you look at Cooper, Cooper is one of the best receivers in the league when it comes to sideline catches. He works with such small space on the outside. And you think he got him covered and he'll make a play. He'll just extend and then tap, tap out of bounds. He'll go. It's brilliant. The adjustment that he's. Don't you think that's the play for them? You get Maury Cooper matched up against the rookie and you pick on Carson until he believes he can cover you. I think to me personally, the guy that I would pick on is Lewis. Okay. I would pick on. I would make Lewis have to cover all the ground and just let and let Cooper run routes. Interesting. You know, when you, when you play the slot, you're more open to use. You can use the whole field. When you play on the outside, you tend to have to maybe sure they can use the sideline. But I was telling you about Cooper, we've all seen him. It's his ability to adjust on the sidelines. It is really, really impressive. You know, he's, he's the best when you put him on those vertical routes, the post routes, the corner routes, the go routes. Those are the routes that he really, really will excel out as well. But you know, this, this, I think where you look at maybe the place to attack this group. Now they've got some questions on their, their offensive line and they've got questions that their offensive tackles and their offensive tackle. When a Judrick Wills, he's not been completely healthy with a knee and then Jack Conklin is another one that's been dealing with injury as well. They've struggled with that. DeWand Jones had been a backup last year and he played a lot of games for the, for the Browns last season. And he's a guy that if Conklin or that Willis can't go, then you'll see him in the action. So there's some questions about their offensive tackles availability. We got the injury report just a little bit ago. They were both limited in their reps to practice today. We'll just keep an eye on that. That's huge, man. I mean, questions with the health on the O line shuffle and things around perhaps losing the best offensive line coach in the sport in this off season. You don't have Nick Chubb in the backfield. I understand the guy who's replacing him with solid last year. Yeah, Jerome Ford, but I mean, and then you factor in a bad quarterback. I mean, my gosh. Well, in Mary K. Cabin, who was on this morning with Sean RJ, neither of those tackles practice at all. Yeah. And you know what? That's, that's clearly the, the focus. Then we'll see how they're, how well they play without the reps that they've had for the training camps and things like that. I think that Willis is a better player than Conklin myself. When you watch him, he's gotten better. You watch him, the, the left tackle, the reps that he's taken and he could be pretty oppressive. He's very athletic with, and he's gotten better each year where I feel like you need to attack these guys. This is too spot. I don't think Wyatt Teller, the right guard is particularly good. I don't think he handles power all that well. And then Ethan Postick, the center. Neither one of them, when they have to deal with combo blocks or they have to deal with twist stunts or any type of games inside, neither one of them play with very much strength. Welcome to Mike Zimmer's AA gap. I think that that's exactly, I would not be surprised. And, and both teams, I think are going to do this when it, both defenses. I could very well see covering these guards up and then letting like Ethan go one on one with hat when they go with against Michael Parsons. Yeah. And Parsons see if he could win that matchup with him because we've seen the AA gap blitz stuff with Zimmer. But if, if, and I think the Browns are going to do the same thing to the BB, I think they're going to cover both your guards and put, and then, and put, you know, and put Garrett on that, on that over the center. Well, Stifanski was Zims OC in Minnesota. Right. So they know each other very, very well. They do know each other well. And, but to me, it's the right guard in the center of the two guys that I kind of feel like you need to attack on this offensive line. When you, when I feel like that they're tied in is a good player. David and Joku, I think is a good player where you're going to deal with him is in the flat mainly. That's where a lot of his catches are boots, boots, swaggles screen. Screen game is huge for these guys. And I have a feeling with Watson, if they're going to try and kind of make him feel comfortable, just they're going to have to, they're going to have to understand that David and Joku, it's block, block, block, and then get out. He's block blocking, you know, so now you're kind of lulled asleep thinking he's going to stay in and protect. And now he's out in the flat and they're going to catch the ball. But he's a guy that's really, really good at catching it, getting up the field. He's an athletic tight end. And he can make some things happen for the running back. They'll do things. They'll get you an 11 personnel. They'll try and spread you out and then hand the ball to these backs and let them just work off that. A lot of that zone blocking stuff where they'll get, it's a gap to them. And then they'll just take that gap and then they'll let the backs cut off that. So a lot of different things they could do, but I think losing their line coach will hurt them. The questions of some health at the tackle, the lack of accuracy, a quarterback, and some weakness on the inside at their positions at their guard in their center. I think it bodes well for the Cowboys in this matchup. Well, thank you, Brian. Thank you for getting some great reaction on text. The eight one seven. I think Brian just said we're about to face Trey Lance. And I'm good with that. Brought us as the goat says the two one four with the info. Been looking forward to the pregame analysis during the week. It is back. What are we doing tomorrow, Brian? That would be the Browns defense. 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To be some things, you think that you have some advantages against their offense. That would be true. They've had some advantages against you on their defense. Okay. It'll be something we'll talk about tomorrow. And we'll get into that tomorrow at 3.40 here in the nation. Brought you by Reliant. Little sports hodgepodge coming up, Chief. Yes, sir. Let the gamesmanship begin in Ann Arbor plus a new installment of why you got to bring up old stuff next year in the nation. Yeah, buddy. Our three G back nation on 1-0-5-3 the fan. We're a couple of hours from Jared Sandler joining us as we'll be talking Rangers, Yankees, baseball with him as we go into tonight's 6-30 pregame. All the big storylines going around with this baseball team. And there's a lot to get to. Okay. It's time now though for a sports hodgepodge. And here's the chief. Okay, so tell me if you guys believe what is being alleged here on Texas. Longhorn Twitter. We have Tori Raspberry. Tori apparently a message was shared in the Texas parents group alleging that one of the parents has heard that Cooper Manning father of arch. Yeah, paid to have the Texas flag fly outside the graduate hotel near campus in Ann Arbor. And the people are not happy about it. Oh, buy in. I love it. It's a good thing. Yes. First trip ever. Michigan and Texas have never played in the regular season. Last time they met up was 2005 the Rose Bowl. I like it. Talk trash. I love it. Yes. I'm just trying to decide. I don't know. I've literally got the money to throw out, but is he wanting to go plant the flag of hostility right there in the heart of Wolverine country as your son and his team are getting. Especially for you're writing a check that your son doesn't even necessarily get to cash is the backup quarterback. If you're yours, his dad, maybe you say, Hey, watch my boy. Go do something. I love the buy in from the backup. You know, a lot of parents will be like, Well, if my kids not playing, I ain't even coming. Just let me know. Right. We're not even going to show up. He's like all in. Yeah, even as a guy that went to a different school, I do like that level of commitment. Eric, help me here. Okay. I didn't hear the first part of what you were saying, but did you say this is the Texas player hotel where they're staying? This is this flag. This Texas flag is flying outside the graduate hotel near campus in Arbor. Okay. Okay. So this is not the hotel that the team staying at, right? No, this is where Michigan players or whatever Michigan. Okay. I was, cause I've, I've been, I've been on the road with teams that like have like stated hotels that the hotel itself will put the flag up your flag up. Like they'll have the road, the road team stay in there. That makes sense. Yeah. Like this is a hotel, not a dorm room. It's not like one of their, their player. See, I thought, I thought he was, I thought he was paying to put the flag up at an Ann Arbor hotel where Texas was staying. Love it. That's one. Oh, oh, yeah. I don't know many details other than what I see the screenshot circulating on, on, on on Twitter right now. I'm buying it. I think it's great. So well, I mean, hopefully we have been at broadest in this because him and him and him and, and, uh, yeah, how are your son Bennett? Our two friends. All right. Let me ask. Yeah. Let me ask. It's Bennett going to and all he messed up. Oh, he did. He messed up. Yeah, he messed up. He had a chance. He had a ticket and he had to put in like his request. They said, yes, we'll give you one. He let the request lapse. Oh, so he got too hammered fail. He failed. He didn't get it. And damn it Bennett. Yeah, he had my, his mom had the airline ticket. He had a place to stay. Everything was lined up. He lost his ass. And when it, when it happened, when he got the news, he said, Hey, I lost the ticket. His mom and I just said, Hey, you learned a lesson. We didn't, it wasn't like, well, let's get you another one. Let's, you know, like I was talking with Derek Eagleton. He said, I don't want to put his business out there, but him and chill him and Clarence Hill are going to the game. They're flying up. Each tickets aren't cheap to this thing. I mean, yeah, that's a, that's an opportunity that you'll regret not taking advantage of. Oh, no. He went to see last year, he was in Tuscaloosa for the Texas Alabama game. And he was hoping that, you know, get to be a part of another one, but he, he learned a lesson like, you know, if you don't follow through with what you're supposed to do. There you go. You ain't going to the game. He had a ticket. He just didn't follow through. Ouch. Yeah. So let's see. I did this. Okay. I wonder how much it costs to do that. Like how much to get an Ann Arbor hotel to fly the Longhorns flag, knowing it's not going to be good for business. These people are going to remember what you did. Yeah. Yeah. It's a big question. See, that's why I thought it was the hotel that Texas was staying at. Yeah. That he, because I like graduate hotel because I've been on the road before I was on the road with the Cowboys and they, the hotel we're at, they put the Cowboys flag up on me. It helps when you're America's team though, you know, but yeah, but yeah, but it doesn't help if you're Cooper Manning, you don't have the cash to write a big check. No, he was probably they all came together. Is your dad and your brothers like help take that on big money that you can just throw bags around? He's a made manning. You don't think he's got, he's got the cheddar. Yeah. You think Cooper's a part of Omaha productions. Maybe. I guess the, yeah, they'd loop him in. You're right. I feel bad. I think Archie Cooper. I think they're all in. I think they're all part. We just feel like a bum walking around like I'm big shooter guy because my brothers and dad were famous. No, but you did. You are big shooter. You shot out arch. You did. And that guy's got some potential. Now arch is pretty good. I think. Arches got the money to do this. Arches got over three. No, you're right. You're right. You can do this. Maybe arch broke him off a little cash. Yeah. Like your dad. Hey, dad. You just need a quickie. Here's 10. You know, I'm good for it. You know, I'm good for it. Hey, yeah. Yeah. Are you thinking about doing this bit? Yeah. Yeah, arch. Could I pass the money for your old man? I need some cash for the hotel, too. All right. Two hundred and thirty five bucks. That's the cheapest ticket right now to get in the door for Michigan, Texas. Most expensive ticket over twenty five hundred dollars. Hi. Holy crap. Derek gave me a pretty pricey number when he's more than twenty five hundred. It was less. Okay. You got to spend big if you're going to the big house because if you get the GA up north, you're like a half mile from the field. You need some damn binoculars. Two thirty five. Where are we sitting? You got to be probably aware again I was talking about. Yeah. But it's a stadium. It's a bowl. So you're not liking the upper deck of something. It's a bowl. It's just stretched out. You might not be close. I don't know. But you're in the stadium, right? Two thirty five. You're in the building. Might be abstract. You're on a bit. I'd rather be in my recliner. Who rose up? Mooney to mayor. Big time Wolverine fan texting two on four flying their little flag. Tell them to fly a national champion flag. Mooney to mayor. Go blue. I like that. Here we go. It's over. It's over. Enjoy the flexing. While you can, Mooney. It was a good run. Now maybe in another 20 years a good coach will come back to you. See it. Condor Stallion's back. Maybe you got a shot. I think Condor Stallion deserves a national championship ring, but a statue outside the big house. I think so. Maybe they should like carry him off the field. He got a game ball. Yeah. Of course he did. Hey, why we got to bring up old old stuff TMZ got the leak from somebody in the Southern Cal atmosphere dude. This story is amazing. I mean, why you got to why you got to do it to my guy Miller Moss? He's off of a huge victory as the now star quarterback of the USC Trojans. He hands LSU their first loss of the season. And now we find out two and a half years later that he had been investigated by the school. Did Miller Moss now the quarterback for the Trojans a little less than three years ago after he was involved in a feud with his roommate. He says Miller Moss two and a half years ago, the university conducted an investigation related to a personal dispute between me and a roommate. I fully cooperated, took accountability for my decisions in the matter. It was resolved. There's no reason for the news to come out about him rummaging through the belongings of his roommate in a video and grabbing a t-shirt on the bed before telling someone off camera, quote, I'm stealing this shirt, dude. In another clip, he can be seen farting into a pillow. He took off the bed before telling someone in the room to take a jacket out of the closet. So there was some, there was some college dorm room shenanigans taking place, classic, you know, prank. Always will be boy. You fart on the pillow. You mess with a couple of his clothes, but the roommate did not take too kindly to this. So he reported to the authorities and now the Miller Moss story is coming out. They should have come out in real time. Okay. Two and a half years later. Yep. And now somebody's going to get the leak. For this moment, they're like, we're going to wait for Miller Moss to do something cool. And then we're going to drop the he's a pillow farter guy. Yeah. Riley called it out. He's like very interesting timing here, huh, that this story is coming out. And then it sounded like he was being a little aggressive towards TMZ. Like you better watch out. He's not the kind of guy to mess with. Oh, he will fart on your pillow. He's going to sue the hell out of you. I don't know. Clearly. Am I getting hit with a wicked case of he might be this poop guy. Hey, he's Riley Moss is undercover. If someone required for me, I would hope they would be the Laramie Tunsel gas mask thing. That's what I would want. I don't want to be remembered as that guy with a, you know, one of your old friends has put it. You've taken the blue dolphin. Yeah. Somebody has some like old pictures of video of me like doing something really stupid on the ski slopes or something like that. I want to be remembered for something like that, not farting in a pillow. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we can all get what we want. I mean, that's still pretty, pretty dang impressive. Yeah. I would say, give me the Laramie Tunsel gas mask thing. That's why I want to be remembered as a guy that had the gas mat. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. He's a fun guy. Yeah. Not the farting in a pillow guy. That's not a fun guy. It's crazy how much the world has changed. Wasn't that just like eight years ago, the Laramie Tunsel gas mask? Now I don't think anybody would even felt like the sports center crew be laughing about it on set. I would, I would be in the, I would be in the war room like we need to trade up for Laramie Tunsel. He's not fun. If he falls to us, we're trapped in that guy, get ready. What stands out to you guys about this college football sentence, uh, sentence elite. Did I say that word wrong sentence was just an interesting inflection at the end. I'd say elite 20, 27 wide receiver booby-feaster will visit Oklahoma this weekend as they face Houston. Your last name's face. You can't name your kid. Maybe it's a nickname, but booby. Come on. Booby-feaster. The park that you play for the Cincinnati bingles, I think back in the day, I'm to booby miles. Booby-feaster. Son of a gun. Booby-feaster was. He'll feast for you. Do you think he got the name? Cause he was a feeder. Oh, well, I mean, yeah, he got after that's, I'm saying that like mom, like he, he loves some people. He'd become booby until he was like two, three years old. It's real name. His real name is, his real name is Emmanuel, but then his, but his nickname is booby because mom was like, boy, he was aggressive. That's a first ballot. One of that booby was a name hall of fame type situation there, he's apparently a pretty dang good player as well. So yeah, congrats to Carter Freeman and the Oklahoma Sooners getting a chance to woo booby That's pretty dang exciting stuff right there. Now we also have, what did you just say? What did you just say? Type to spill this way, the way it's spelled. Okay. All right. I see what you're doing. Yeah. Nice work over there. Broad. I'm trying. He's proud of himself. Now we also have some basketball news. Actually, well played actually. Sometimes I'll tell you what, if you give me like real headphones to work with, I have a chance. Early in the day, I had no shows, I had no chance early in the day. No, you've been really in your bag today. We've all been impressed. Hey, you guys were talking about boobies earlier. I have an auntie, we call her Aunt Booby. Aunt Booby. My whole life. Aunt Booby. Yeah. I never thought it was just a pet name or whatever. You know a little nickname. And then some point in my life, I realized. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Aunt Booby. I get it now. Yeah. Yeah. So thanks. Yeah. Oh, your buddies were like, Aunt Booby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was thinking now. Yeah. Oh, Uncle Jules. I get it now, bro. Let's see what you was doing. Uncle Jules and Aunt Booby. Yeah. That's what you're doing. That's made in heaven. I had an uncle Jules once. What happened? He ended up just not being a good dude, to be honest. Oh, really? At one point I did. I was with Mercury Morris. Yeah. No. No, he was married into the family. He's not a bi-blood uncle, but he ended up being a bit of a bleephole, but there's your sports hodgepodge. We'll get to the basketball stuff a little bit later. Yeah. There it goes. Eric Chia follows fours. That's the Jules. Yeah. I'm done with this segment now. No, he dropped me in everybody else. I can assure you that. Bleep you, Uncle Jules. We're about an hour away from the expressway. We'll give you the Micah Parsons audio from his weekly podcast, what he's thinking going into week one of the NFL season. But up next, Wolf Chucks, the top 10 at 420, buddy. What do we got? Top 10 Jules. Post it. A poll. We've got the top 10 tailgate foods in honor of the return of the national football league. What are you going to be grilling and cooking up over the course this weekend? That's next in the nation. Shoot. Yeah. Welcome back. 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I was going to throw out a tailgating food because, you know, our guy Matt Pittman from Meat Church legend, we have some audio of him talking about Dak that actually I think we're going to play in the expressway. He just posted this video, delicious party, not wings, ribs, for football watching, they're made in two hours on a smoker. You cut him before you cook him, Brian. The thing Matt has done a really good job, if you want to learn about cooking and he explains it in such a good way and an easy way to follow along, he's like, listen, you don't have to do this. You don't have to, you know, he just wants you to get out there and cook. But if you're into that, if you really want to learn how to, how to barbecue stuff or cook stuff or make specialty stuff, he's really, his videos on YouTube are incredible. It's great educator. Amazing cook. Yeah. And he explains it in such an easy, no doubt, friendly manner that you're like, oh, that looks too intimidating. He's like, listen, he's walking you through it all. He is like, hey, I trim in briskets, I mess them up all the time. You know, it makes you feel like, oh, geez, if I cut a big dash into this thing, it's going to, no, he makes you don't worry about it. It just get outside and cook. I love the game day rib, too. Yeah. Some of the dips that he has put out there. Oh my gosh. Wait, they asked him delicious about the brisket mac and cheese. Oh, yes, please, Bobby was like, well, how do you like, do you think you should put bacon in a mac and cheese and Sean was gushing about this Costco Mac? Yeah. Apparently he had already Pitman goes, Pitman goes, well, yeah, you put bacon in it. Sure. But also put brisket in it too, you know, and it makes it even better. Appreciate it. Make it better. Yeah. He said his dad, his dad had triple bypass surgery, triple bypass surgery, like two weeks later, his dad goes, hey, can you make me some of that brisket mac and cheese? Yeah. That's good. Yeah. I love that. Oh, very quickly here on your home of the world and champ Texas Rangers. Yeah. Which we can say for a little while longer. You can. Corey Seager officially is on the 10 day I L. He's got a hip issue. And it might be one of those things where maybe we don't see Corey Seager again this year. I think the team will have to evaluate that. But he could return as early as September 16th against the Mariners. But at that point, no need to get two weeks left to the season, get all these guys some extra rest last year, they deserve it. Yeah. And then tomorrow before the game, very special Elvis Andrews is going to retire as a Texas Ranger. And press conference that will include Michael Young and Ron Washington, along with Elvis. That is pretty badass. So hey, congratulations, of course, and phenomenal career for Elvis, which I'm sure result in maybe being the newest induct dean of the Texas Rangers Hall of Fame here very, very soon deserves it. Shout out to Elvis. All right. Let's talk some tailgating. What do you guys got going on for this weekend Epic football Thursday through Sunday tomorrow, we got Chiefs Ravens. We got Eagles Packers from Brazil on Friday, an amazing slate of college football action starting with Texas and Michigan at 11 on Saturday. And then your Cowboys are back 325 will have a right here on 105 through the fan pregame with Eric and Brian. I'll have half time post game with Brian. This is a legendary football weekend. What will you be grilling up and what's your favorite tailgate food? Lucius tailgating foods. My man. We got a hell-gating situation. If it's a noon game, give me those breakfast burritos, please. Oh, they don't have flat grill situation. Yes. I'm here for you. Right. Can't go wrong with breakfast burritos. That's a play on Saturday. He's right. I really game. It was just that's an incredible, incredible. Yes. Absolutely. That's a, that's a big time move. I know Walt Chuck. You'll do a little Sunday run to Wutterburger from time to time in the morning double up on those taquitos and things like that. I mean, it's sort of the same idea there and that's fantastic. I think the, the chicken wings are obviously hugely important, but I'm going to go with the, I'm going with the cheeseburgers and I'm going with the, the guacamole where you just douse it in salt and you douse it in some, some lime and you're pretty much job well done. It's, it's the easiest thing in the world. I'm with you on that. The buffalo chicken. Did you miss it up one year? No, the guacamole. The mac and cheese is what I, I'm using Thanksgiving so you're making your own homemade, homemade guac. Yeah. Yeah. I think a big key to is keeping the avocado seed or whatever, the big giant deal in there, you've been a couple of those in the bowl, you know, you work around it. Yeah. You work around that. Absolutely. There's something, I think there's a presentation aspect to it, but then I also think there's like a, a flavor saver situation, like a football in there. That's a little bit of a fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, you're not choking on that. That's too big a seat. Absolutely not. But that's why you want to have some vitality with the chips as well. So here's your top 10. Number 10, we've got the Italian sub coming in as the best as a tailgate item tailgate food. Okay. We have a sub tray and we're bringing like a giant sub that feeds 20. I think you're hitting, I think that you're hitting the six footer here. You've got to toast that thing. Yeah. Yeah. I'd like to get a tote. I mean, I guess a game day cold cuts, not going to hurt you. I mean, they were doing this. I believe the giants game you had Tommy DeVito, his parents, they're making cold cut sandwiches for people. Yeah. Okay. So, oh, no, that wasn't cold cuts. That was chicken cutlet sandos. Chicken cutlets. Yeah. So, I mean, the, the game day sub is definitely something that people are using in an Italian sub. I mean, it might be one of the goats of the sub sandwiches. So it's hard to argue that. Yeah. Nine is pulled pork. I love it. Yeah. Yeah. You get some rolls. You get a big old pork butt. You smoke that thing up. You pull it. Yeah. You're rocking. Dude, what if we're doing, what if we do the Kings Hawaiian pretzel. Okay. Sliders deal with the pork. I love this. I was going to bring it up. I, if I had to bring something to our tailgate party, I'd go back and circle back. You guys like the pretzel bun with the beer cheese and the brats. Remember what that did? Yes. Yeah. That's the brat burger deal. The brat, the brat burger with the, with the pretzel rolls with the beer cheese on top. That's what I would bring to a tailgate party if we were all going to do in something. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of versatility with the pulled pork. You make some pulled pork tacos sandwiches. You can have it just straight. Number eight, and I'm surprised it's low on here is the chicken wings comes in at number eight. That is, that is crazy. How low does it synonymous with, with tailgating? I do. I agree. Can I ask a question, Dawson, and you do a lot of wings. Is it hard to cook a bunch of wings, like a bunch of wings, like for a tailgate, like yellowed wings. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is it 100 wings? Is it, would that be right there around 80 wings? You're getting to the point. You can't watch them all. Yeah. Watch them all. Yeah. Watch them all. You're going to need multiple cookers. Yeah. You know, you get a big like industrial cooker to go over about 75. Okay. The full bags at Costco, they sell them fresh in these little packages, they're like six. Is that 30 or 40? That gets to like 60, and that will fit on like a regular sized trigger or, you know, green egg. But any thing over 60, you're kind of like it's a little bit too much. Gonna need to get two involved. Okay. There you go. Yeah. Two different cookers. Two and fours got love for the nachos, and the 682 is saying the avocado seed actually helps the block from turning brown. Yeah. Okay. That's the other thing that I think I heard about. The oxidation. Yeah. Keeps it fresh. Yeah. Keeps it fresh for a little while. Bring it out cold. I agree about you. Yeah. I like the chill 100%. Yeah. It's better that way. Number seven is chili. I think once October gets here, now we're in chili season. Yeah. I'm not interested in an early September game. Like this weekend. Like this weekend. Like this weekend. We're not doing the chili, but give it a month. Give it a month. And we'll break out the chili. After Texas. Oh, you weekend like that. Okay. The third week of October, it's time to really go. Yeah. Give it a go. Yeah. Six is Buffalo chicken. I think by the way, chili on a hot dog is better than just chili playing. Yeah. If you're going tailgating. Yeah. You know, chili dogs and chili dogs. Yeah. You might as well dog. Yeah. Yeah. You might as well dog you. Yeah. You might as well dog with all the fixings instead of just a bowl of chili. Okay. Maybe you even throw it on a cheeseburger too. If you're going to do dogs and burgers and then you have the chili. Yeah. Now it's like, I mean, you do some chili tacos. Yeah. You could, yeah. You could do the tacos. You could do the nachos. Hey, you can, you can use the chili as a dip if you want to. Get those toasty, those scoops. Yeah. Could I scoop them up? 100%. Okay. Chicken dip comes in at six. That's a good one. It's a really good one. That's the last of the dips that we're going to get. Okay. Real quick. There's no dips in the top five. Okay. Real quick. Somebody tell me how to keep queso. I keep it warm, but it has to be stirred like every two minutes. And then you get that. Or it gets like where it's plaster. Yeah. You know, if somebody were to tell me how to keep queso with a consistency is not like plaster, I would do more queso. But I felt like I have to constantly, the day at Shawn's party, I'm like lifting the thing and helping out and stirring because it gets to like that plaster. I don't want that. If you overheated, it turns plastarous. It's just, if you're sitting, if you leave it sitting, maybe a fondue pot on low. That's what I'm saying. It was in it was in a slow cooker. But you got to keep stirring. Everyone's got to keep stirring. We got to get like one of these. We need to do like a war, like a whirlpool kind of deal where you know, and it's just moving. Yeah. You know, like something ice bath. All right. You might have an idea that can make us millions. We don't need to be talking about that on the air. Six, eight, two, we didn't add milk. Add milk is the secret there, maybe we can just put a little milk in there. But no, I'm saying I could see the milk, the thin it out. But then it's going to warm up the milk. When you make biscuits and gravy, when you put milk in, what does the milk do? It seizes the flour up. So it's going to make it thick, thick, I guess, honey hot fried party ribs, getting texted in as well. We got bacon wrapped poppers. That sounds delicious. That sounds delicious. I'm doing these ribs this weekend, man. Yeah. Let us know. You're doing the party ribs. You're doing the piping strips. Okay. All right. Here's the top five. Let's get one of those and bring it in on. Okay. Number five, we've got the cheeseburgers. Yeah. It's hard to beat a really good cheeseburger. Oh, geez. The moose is right with the flat top. Cook it on the flat top for me too. And there's the, there's like the, just the convenience factor, just the simplicity of it. You know, where it's like, fix it, fix it how you want it. Yeah. Yeah. And you're tailgating, you're grilling, what better? Dogs and burgers, brats. These, this is the way lots of beers from Costco. Yeah. Gas mask. Maybe if occasionally. Maybe a little pop hot. Yeah. Just the gas mask there. That's part of this. Yes. Well, somebody's cooking. You could be wearing the gas mask. Okay. The gas mask returned. Number four is the nachos. Yes. Yeah. That seems very, that seems dicey. Why? Seems dicey. For tailgate. Yeah. I think everybody can enjoy some nachos. I'm just saying transporting nachos doesn't seem like a very, no, I'm with you, like parking lot nachos. Yeah. I think you're, you're, you're really, you're trying to tackle something that's a lot here. I got, I got a bowl, where, where are my chips? I need a separate plate for the chips. It's just, if you're in the elements, you're going to be battling the hell of them. It just doesn't seem like very conducive to like, if you're talking like, okay, we're going to make them while we're there. Yeah. Great. Yeah. It's, I think it's like a top three watch party at the house item. Yes. No question at the house. 100%. You and parking lot. I think you could make these there and be fine. You're under it. 10. Well, elements aren't going to get it on that. Okay. I love you. I'll challenge you. I'll challenge you. You're ambitiousness. No, no, I'll challenge you. You're not just. You're not just. No, no. I'll challenge you. I think you're going to be like, oh, damn it. This sucks. Yeah. You could be on that. I think you're going to see. I can't say I put together the nachos there to tell again. I've only done them indoors. You know, at home at the launch parties. Yeah. We're on to something. If you're going to do nachos, please make a better than just the cheese. Nachos are the Jared Goff of, of, of football. Only good indoor items. Yeah. They're an indoor team. It's like a golf when you go on the road. Yeah. They're splits indoor to outdoor, like completely two different teams. Okay. I like what you're saying. Hide a nachos. How about we make Jared Goff nachos? I like this. Like name him. I like this. Yeah. Kind of half ass. All right. Here's your top three. Number three Dawson's given a shot this weekend. It's the ribs. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Party ribs cutting them first, dunking them in barbecue sauce. Put them back on the smoker. See, like, gosh, when you're, and what is the, what's the, do you have to wake up? Good. I'll, I'll start this process at 11 a.m. Wow. You know, one hour prep time, two hour cook. We're good to go. Do you think that if I cut them in half, they cook quicker? Yes. Oh, for sure. Okay. Okay. Five, five, or five, seven, five perfect case that doesn't congeal. I use two cans of delays, jalapeno cheese dip, a pound of ground beef report, and a big can of a hotel, and then add spicy, uh, had green chilies to it. Wow. So it keeps it moist and apparently it does keep it moving. Five, five, nine says cream of chicken. Interesting. Chicken can do a lot of good things. All right. Here's your top two. Best tailgating foods, not really a shocker here. Number two is the hot dog. Yeah. And the chili dog can factor in here. Let's go. But number one, Chris beam, you'll be very happy. Hey, beamer. It is the beer brought the beer. Oh, yeah. Beamer who runs all the operation was over on the media side over there at the Cowboys beam. I think of a job. He said he would like for a green bay packer brought, he'd walk three miles in snow. Holy cow. I thought it was going to be like a mail it in pizza. Like you just bring boxes of pizza. We didn't even have pizza list to here. Nope. Didn't even make the list proud of our country with the way we did this because the chicken wing is usually the headliner and the rib gets forgotten about. But clearly there were some big hitters in that top five. Dawson's right. Over 60 wings. You're taking your taking chances you probably shouldn't take. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, cooking for, I mean, it's much better for a smaller party or get together. Yeah. You roll in with the nacho. You roll in there with like 30 wings at a party. Somebody's going to laugh at you. What are you doing? What are you like? It's like bringing a six pack of beer and like you show up at the six pack going, Oh, hey, here. Yeah. Thanks for. Yeah. What are you trying to do? We're at one hour from LA live with Lucius Alexander. We are about 45 minutes now from the expressway. We have Michael Parsons audio. We have a Matt Pittman insider report on the DAC contract that could be approaching. But coming up next, what are we doing? We'll check. The football audio, Bonanza featuring man Campbell, Rob Ninkovich and our buddy, Tank Lawrence. It's next. Yes, sir. Thank you, Lucius. It is the G back nation here on 105 three, the fan in addition of the finest at five, the expressway at 520. We have Michael Parsons audio. We have Matt Pittman from meat church who was on talking about, you know, what he thinks with the DAC deal. Apparently they're good buddies, Brian. They are really good buddies. So when they were out of camp, I was, I was watching them, uh, dap it up. They cook crawfish and stuff together. So anyway, that was, yeah, he's, he's being a little bit of a Cowboys insider right now on the radio. It's very interesting. I like this. Okay. So, and then by the time we get to six 30, it's Rangers pregame. We'll have Jared Sandler on a huge sports afternoon here for you on the fan, including right now a football audio bonanza with wool chuck buddy. Take it away. Let's do it fellas. You want to start with our buddy tank Lawrence Rob Ninkovich or man Campbell man Campbell man, man, man, man, man, man, man, manly man. Right here he is man Campbell has himself a new commercial and it's with it's a little beast. It's a good one. Whole area. If you haven't been able to see this yet, and I would still encourage you to watch the video of it because I will say as man Campbell comes up and is taking an order as is if he is a waiter, he is hiding his mouth with the menu. That is something that will play into this. And because this is radio and not visual, I wanted to just inform you on that. So here is how the man Campbell brand new Applebee's commercial sounds, welcome to Applebee's. Can I interest you an America's favorite boneless wings for just 50 cents each? I have the 50 cent bone cover your mouth. It's still your order. I'll have the 50 cent boneless wings. I'll have the same. Perfect. I'll never see it coming. It's good man. The delivery and everything. I thought man Campbell crushed this. It's pretty good. When you watch it, like you say, he's kind of bent down. He's got to cover it. He's got to cover your mouth. You've got to cover your mouth. It's going to steal your son. The kids look at him. It's pretty funny too. The kids like. And then he puts up the menu to his mouth for 50 cent boneless wings. Pretty good stuff there. I love it when these unhinged guys that don't really fit in with the other CEOs make it, whether it's, you know, Ed or Geron or Mike Leach, you know, Dan Campbell is just, you know, and these guys are so quirky that they could very easily never get the opportunity to be a head coach, but by a twist of circumstances, they got it and damn it. They're good at it. Yeah. Absolutely. Coach, do you think Nick Saban's getting better or worse as a pitch man better? I think the commercials would be like he has with Dion Affleck. I think they're getting better. I think the last one he did with the, is it the bed and breakfast first? Yeah. He's got his own B&B. It seems very kind of weirdish, but, but I thought he did a great job. I like the Affleck ones myself though, I, I kind of, but this last one, I'm like, man, this isn't seem like I couldn't believe he was a shirt on in the hot tub guy in that commercial. At least he definitely doesn't have acting chops. No, you know, they're not that, he looked, he looked really uncomfortable on the set the other day. Yeah. When like, when McAfee's going crazy, he's like, he saw what McAfee did in, in Ireland, and then he's like, and then he works getting hammered and then he's now he's next to him and McAfee's got his shirt off jumping around and stuff. Like that. Nick's got to look at him like, I got what 14 more weeks of this? He's going to lose. Yeah. He's going to end up. I mean, he was swearing. He did swear. He did swear. It was great. Okay. Let's get to our guy. Tank Lawrence. This is our buddy from two years ago. Did the players show tomorrow? Yeah. We got our first edition with Eric Kendrick's coming up at 520 looking forward to this, but Demarcus Lawrence going on the level up lifestyle podcast and he was recounting a story of, well, it's the end of his third season. And he had gone broke. Well, at the end of the third year, I go completely broke. You know, I get that phone call from my accountant and he's like, hey, man, like you don't have no more money in your account. I'm like, what do you mean? No more. You mean like zero dollars? Like what are you saying? He's like, I mean like negative $100, but I never forget like two minutes later, my dad come. He's like, Hey, son, you know, I need you to help me out. I need something like that. Man. I ain't even let him finish telling me the way he need help and like dad like, and I'm completely broke. He's like, what do you mean? Like you're in the NFL. You're in the NFL. Like what are you talking about? Dad, man, my account just said I got zero dollars. He's like, huh? What's going on? Are you stupid? When he said those words, like it hit my soul is like, are you? You had a huge blessing right here and you didn't not steward it. Well, you did not. Squattered it. Yeah, I definitely squandered it. And it's like now you have to really take accountability into what you're bringing into your life. Who's that doing? Interviewing right there. You really squandered. You threw it away, man. You just blew it. Wow. Tell us about it. I mean, he's already talking about like how he felt in that moment. Are you stupid? Am I? And here you are kind of. A little bit. Yeah, you are kind of scared. Definitely didn't steward that catch. I wouldn't. I would have never done that. The interviewer might be just as broke as him. Yeah. It could be. So that must have been terrifying though. Yeah. After year three, it was not clear he was going to stay healthy or get a second contract. Very, very clear though that things turned around for the better form after that. Yeah. The franchise tag alone that they put on him was for $17 million. And then of course he's made over now a total of $117 million across his career. So, you know, I'm sure things are things are much better now for me as a second round pick. You're only making a million. So and not, I mean, only is still a lot, but that's hundreds of thousands. If you buy a house in a couple of cars, your first year's money is gone. Yeah. It's $1.3 million signing bonus as a rookie, but his base salaries for those three years were 420 K, 670 K and 703 K. I wondered it. You feel like he's gotten better as an interviewee? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Remember we had him. I mean, he was working at it and stuff like that. But I kind of feel like that was. I think he's gotten. Yeah. He's got like he's got an on-air personality or whatever. He's gotten that. Yeah. He's kind of developed. Yeah. Yeah. All right. He's a former New England patriot. He is not a fan of one Matt Jones, former Patriots, number one pick. Now a member of the Jacksonville Jaguars, here's a Nink talking man, do you don't like us either? Oh, yeah. No, I don't like you. I don't give a ****. I'll smack the **** out of ****. He does not like you. I don't care. I'm fine with him. He does not like you. I don't care. Do you care if somebody doesn't like you? No. Exactly. I'm just telling you. He's got a great career as a backup and he makes a ton of money. What's the Alice love how everybody's like, he's got a book at him. We should never got rid of him. Oh, God. There's people on the road there. It didn't work out. It didn't work out. They needed to change the demeanor, the demeanor alone between Mac Jones and Drake May are completely different. Oh, yeah. Like I could listen to frick. Yeah, you know, I just got to keep working and got to get better and you know, I'm just going to keep working hard and we're just everybody together and yeah, it wasn't wasn't my best and I got to be better and over and over and over and over again. I want it. I'd rather listen to Drake May talk then. Yeah. Yeah, my modeling career didn't work out, so, you know, now I'm back down here in Jacksonville and I got to go. My mom was picking me like it's just I don't, yeah, I don't, I'm a nice guy too. I'm a nice guy. You get a frickin bicycle club. I'm in a bike club club club. I need some. I needed some more nuts. Yeah. No, I want that out of my corner. His Mac Jones impression is actually pretty damn good. That is how he sounds. Almost as, almost as good as your Andy Dalton impression. Let's have fun and play together. That was one of those hype up speeches where you're like, man, we might need to. Can we fast? Can we rewind and start this whole plan over? It's like our buddy Ben DiNucci, stand the huddle guys, stand the huddle. Let me get the full playoff. Okay. Stand the high. We all clap in unison fellas. Come on guys. Ready break. Yeah. There's your bananas. Thank you, sir. It is the G back nation here 105 three the fan coming up next in addition to the finest chief, which he got in store. Well, I got a browns nugget for you and one good reason why the champs could be toast in their own division next year in the nation. Shoot, yeah, it's our number four. Yeah. I'm number four. The G back nation. Look at this time flies when you're having fun. We're talking sports here with you expressways coming up in 20 minutes. You'll hear from Michael Parsons. We might have time for the 10 things the Cowboys must do to win the Super Bowl right here though. It's an addition to the finest. There's the chief 817 just texted in who the F is this Zach Gell on this sports minute said Cowboys don't make the playoffs, but the bears do garbage take. We got a garbage take alert here there's a lot of bets to make right now on the Cowboys because the public is so down on them. 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Well, I do have a little nugget here, and I know tomorrow, broad as you'll be breaking down the Cleveland Browns defense and we'll see, we'll see how much this jumps out to you because I am confident in a cowboy victory on Sunday in Cleveland. And I, I'm expecting this to be an under hitting situation. Okay. I can ask you that question. I mean, at the very least Cowboys cover the, the, the two and a half as a road dog. But Cleveland as it, as it pertains to their defense, they allowed 7.2 yards per pass attempt on the road last year, but at home, it was only 4.7. Yeah. There are completely different defense when at home, their one defense held up better at home under four yards per carry last year on the road. It was closer to five yards per carry. So that is something to consider you, you will be getting the best version. If there anything like last year's version of themselves at home, they are a much better defense and we've seen the Cowboys, especially if they want to do the motion stuff and when you get to Buffalo, all of a sudden on the road, the offense doesn't quite work as well. So I don't expect to come out of the game feeling good about the Cowboys offense, but I think they can score just enough. I mean, the, the over under is like 41 and a half or something. And I think that's totally fair because I don't see both teams touching 20 points. Yeah. It's two defensive oriented football teams where that's the strength. You've got massive question marks about the Sean Watson. And this is what we've been knocking on deck for, right? Can you beat a good defense? And Cleveland, they don't get enough love for how damn good they are on that side of the football. They're corners. They got three corners. They can play. They got an all pro and Denzel Ward. You've got Sedarius Smith and Miles Garrett at the edge. I mean, their defense is the real deal. Juan Thornhill who came over from Kansas city, Grant Delpitz developed into a nice player. I know you're going to break him down tomorrow, Brian, but I mean, Dalvin Tomlinson's a big boy in the middle of that defensive line, Cooper, Beebe, and that strength. Thank God. They're starting Cooper in this one, but this is going to be a tough, tough task for the two rookies. Welcome to the NFL week one. I saw 67% at draft Kings is on the Cowboys at plus two and a half right now. So a lot of people like the Cowboys at plus two and a half. Hopefully they come through. Who's the rookie that is that you're most concerned for on Sunday? Is it Guyton? Is it Bebe? Is it Carson? I think those are the three important ones. Lea foul is going to be doing some playing for sure, but I mean, your left tackle, your center and your corner are about to get thrown into the deep end of the pool here. Can I circle back real quick? I was just curious home games last year versus San Francisco, Arizona, Jacksonville, Chicago and the Jets. That goes along with the division games they played Cincinnati, Pittsburgh and Baltimore. So at home, they played dog ass team. They got the 49ers. Yeah. Okay. They played them really well. They played them better than anybody else. They won the game. Yeah. They had the, it's the week after they beat San Francisco beat Dallas, they went to Cleveland and I think lost, but those take out Cincinnati, Pittsburgh and Baltimore. Take out the division opponents. He played San Francisco at home, Arizona, Jacksonville, Chicago and the Jets. I would say that the Chicago, the Jets, Arizona, those games are probably bad, bad games of offense for the opponent. Yeah. Yeah. Not even worth watching it when you're scouting the team. Yeah. I would not watch those games if I was breaking down the, well, hey, that's a great thing. Thank you for doing that because that's a, that's another one of those cases where sometimes it can fool you. Yeah. The concept, the context matters on that for sure. I just, I was just curious, top five defense, no, they're, it doesn't change the fact they're an awesome defense. No, no. You're absolutely right. If you, if you look at, if you look at the, if you look at the, if you look at the, they give up 200. All right. They give up 215 yards to San Francisco. They gave up 58 yards, total yards to Arizona. They gave up, let's get past that. They give up 293 to Jacksonville. They gave up 236 to Chicago. The jets, the jets got them for 360 in this game and that was it. Those were the games that we were dealing with. So, yeah. Well, I expect the, the Cleveland defense going to be legit, but answer the question now. The rookie. Okay. Guys. Yeah. Okay. Guys gear. It match up is that one. Now I think I, he has shown and he showed it at Oklahoma. He can correct and adjust in game, but miles gear it is a different beast. I think he's the best defensive player in the sport. And that is, that is such a tough challenge in your first NFL game. Guyton would be one for me. I wanted to run this pass. Mike Lombardi and Mike Lombardi hired Jim Swartz in Cleveland. You know, he, he was, Mike was the GM there. And so he knows Jimmy pretty well. I think, and I wanted to run this by Michael and I said, Hey, I think that the, I think that Swartz is going to attack Terence Steele in this game and not Guyton. Well, the last time we saw Garrett and Steele, that was not good either. I was Terence Steele's first start. Yeah. That was a sad. I have a feeling that I was a sack fumble in the blink of an eye. They are going to, they are going to realize that Cleveland's looking at this game and saying, who's going to get all the help? It's guy. Yeah. It's guy. Who's going to get singled up the most? He's an area Smith and Terence Steele. Yeah. Well, that means unless they move Garrett over, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. I think they're going to move Garrett over. I think they're, I think they're going to talk. Well, that's who you should be helping. Whoever has miles Garrett. That's the guy you should be helping. Well, that's, but, but you're looking at, you're looking at your, you know, you're looking at the program. Yeah. You want to slide to him? You want to slide? You want to be able to slide? But everybody's worried about, everybody's worried about Guyton in this game and Guyton can actually, I think, match up in a way of he's got length, he's got athletic ability, he's got more upper body power than what Terence Steele has. But if I'm Jim Schwartz and I'm watching the tape, that's why I asked Lombardi this question. I said, he goes, he's going to attack, he's going to attack Steele, get ready for this. And he feels like too, he goes, watch what he does with BB and like he's going to cover all those, he's going to cover all the, like he's going to cover Martin and he's going to cover Smith. So BB then is one on one with, with a Russia with, with Miles Garrett. Yeah. Yeah. It's no help. Yeah. I mean, the two on four is like, I don't think they're going to let Miles Garrett wreck the game. They're going to chip. They'll put a tight end. Okay. This is which I hear you. It's like as often as you can. That's the problem. This is the problem. You can't chip him when he's inside and he'll rush over the center. He'll rush over the center. Okay. Now you're worried about, you've got a rookie left tackle, just say, but he is a rookie left tackle. Yeah. How many opportunities you think he's had to work with, say, Zeke or Dattle in these chip situations? Not much. Yeah. See, that's where, that's where all of a sudden you're like, if you're a tackle, you would rather not get any chip help because backs will mess up where they're supposed to be. And as far as you want it to be like a little bit like offset, these backs get too aggressive and then they all suddenly get in your way. Now you're not able to set because you got a back hit in your left shoulder. Now you can't pass it like you need to set. Well, that's ended with Guyton, who's hands and feet aren't always aligned right now. That could be a problem. And this is, this is the issue to the run into is well on that, on that outside because Miles Garrett, I'm giving all my stuff up for tomorrow. Yeah. You don't have to do that. No, no, it's cool. I don't, we'll circle back. I'll talk about some other things. But the thing about Miles Garrett, the way he plays, he doesn't give you any hitting surface. He gets a lot of, he gets a lot of direction and a lot of covering a lot of ground with his first step, but then he'll get really small. And so now you try and put your hands on him and he doesn't really give you, you might get one hand on him and then try and get the second hand on him, but he's shoulder to you. And now he's by and now you got a chipper. And I've seen him like the team that chipped him the best were the Ravens. The Ravens have this big full back, number 42 and he put, they put him over there. So they got big tight ends in this big full back, but there was coordination between the two between the tackles and record and these backs that they were able to kind of handle. And then so they started moving them to the other side to get away from the chip help. So he's banking, what Swartz is probably banking on, if Zeke is not the back in there when they're having chip help, well, that'll be able to be aware, Zeke will be aware of who he's got. Well, he better be. That's why he's here. Yeah. There's, I wouldn't be surprised in this thing if Zeke is the third back in this and this going forward. And just in terms of how much touches he gets, no, like how he plays really, I think he's only going to start week one. He's RB1 on the depth chart, right? I would be surprised if Dattle is your primary starter, deuce funds the backup and Zeke is your third, your third guy. Okay. As far as blitz pickup guy, short yardage maybe, short yardage guy, throw the ball to guy, not make mistakes guy in the, you know, in the scheme of things. Yeah. I wouldn't, I wouldn't be surprised if all of a sudden they were okey-dokiness. If it was really a meritocracy, I think it would be that way. If you're like power ranking the, the backs, we all realize that. You know, but, but like my guess is they will, they will be like, their deference to Zeke as the starter is just like, I feel like that sense will start, we saw in 2022 with Pollard. You know, it was just nasty. I just kind of feel like that maybe they're going to look at their team and say Zeke as the third guy makes much more sense for us than him being the starter. I hope so. Yeah. I hope so too. Even since way of, maybe when Christie scales, we talked to her on the field to give us an idea about that rotation on the pregame show. I just, I just, Zeke is better off is blitz pickup guy, chip guy, short yardage guy than he is primary back guy. Well, as the NFL zigs, Jim Harbaugh zags, welcome to Los Angeles, where the chargers I would like to introduce you to Scott Matlock, a six, four, three hundred pound full back. Let's go. Who's also a ginger with one hell of a chin strap beard. Hell yeah. This is pretty incredible physical football back and well, better than ever as it pertains to the Los Angeles Chargers. This is incredible. This guy was a interior defensive lineman for them. He wore the number 99, but his athleticism knows no bounds. They see in training camp, this guy's got some, some other capabilities here. He goes from 99 to number 44 on the jersey, still three hundred pounds at six, four. And he is listed as a full back slash D line on the depth chart. He's number one in the full back depth chart. I love this. And he caught some touchdowns at Boise State. Soft hands. They were throwing the football. This is it like we're going to get big man, he's been building for this moment. I'm guessing now we'll get at least four or five usually in a season you get one or two at most big man TDs and we cannot wait for it with this guy being a three hundred pounder full back and Jim Harbaugh is just nature. You know he's going to want to see a big man TD as much as humanly possible work where, I mean, TD Tuesdays are about to be history. What do you think? Is this going to work? I mean, Harbaugh's had so much success everywhere he's gone last four or five stops. Yeah. I'm not here to doubt Jim Harbaugh. I know they're in a tough division obviously with Mahomes and Andy reading company with Kansas City, but to me, he's going to be building and I again, like I say it jokingly about zigging when zagging, but he's building a physical football team that weekend week out. Teams are not going to be really prepared to handle for the most part and I believe in Justin Herbert. So I think the most important thing, do you have a quarterback and a head coach? I think the Chargers do. So I buy on the Chargers. Maybe not year one, you know, I could see them being a wild car team and year one, but over the next half decade, I expect them to, to, to build into a real legit team who cares about the trenches, physicality. And when you have a good quarterback with that and a good coach, you're going to do some serious winning. Yeah. Everybody thought he was going to take a skill guy and he took that big tackle from the other day. Yeah. Yeah. And now Alt vs Max Crosby week one. That's going to be another fun matchup. Everybody, everybody said skill. They're taking skill. They're taking one of these wide receivers neighbors are going to take one of those guys. He says, no, they got how sophisticated, how sophisticated is the Michigan blocking scheme when you compare it to a Shanahan system? Let's see. I got fooled by watching Michigan blocking scheme with Luke scoon. Skinny. Wow. I got fooled by watching Michigan defensive lineman play too. Yeah. That was another one. The tackles. The ends have been pretty good. They, they, Blake quorum was a big, a big part of how they ran the football. And they got Edwards was another another guy. Yeah. Don't have an Edward. She's back. It's back. They, they, they have some physicality running the football. Can you imagine being a linebacker though and having to do some whole plug-in with a 300 pound full back screaming downhill? Are you kidding me? No. And I think that's the interesting thing is as the defensive players get smaller after the first four, you know, is this a, is this, you know, you said, Zig, when the NFL is hagging, it'd be really interesting if, if anybody else beyond Jim Harbaugh was doing it, it'd be like, you're an idiot. You're a caveman trying to take the sport back decades into the past, but I won't be surprised if Jim Harbaugh figures out a way to get it done, especially if you have a legit quarterback. And when it's time to, Hey, I need, I'm still going to need no matter how my team's built. I need my quarterback for at least three to five plays a game, making, you know, big time. Hey, this one's on you right now, bro. And I think he's got that in Herbert. So yeah, I'm excited with what they got going on with the chargers and a 300 pound fullback is just absolutely insane. And then one college football nugget for you. I don't know how familiar you guys are with the tradition for the past six years or so in Columbus with Ohio State and the football team, but it's their Let's Dance TikTok situation. They've been doing a pregame where they gather around together and they do these TikTok dances and, and then they like to get embarrassed by Michigan, they're dancing at the big house and they're doing their TikTok, Jackson Mahomes, Juju Smith, used her bit and then they lose again to Jim Harbaugh speaking of. And so they have, apparently Ryan Day has finally put his foot down and said there will be no more pregame dancing stuff that has gone on in years past because it's made him look foolish. I think they actually might have a chance now. What does Micah Parsons want to become this season and what did he learn from his conversations with Tom Brady? We have the cuts and we'll play him for you react next year in the nation. Yeah, buddy. Here we go. LA lives coming up in 17 minutes right here, everything that's been breaking in the world of sports, including Micah Parsons weekly podcast. We have the audio coming up here in just a second. We'll start with Matt Pittman from meet church. This was with Sean and RJ, right? Yes, sir. Okay. segments brought to you by cars for kids donate today cars for kids.org and the segment is brought to you by the on time experts, a proud sponsor of our expressway commercial free every afternoon of this time, all the way to the top of the hour. So Pittman is like the official pit master. He's a barbecue celebrity, absolutely blowing up. And as the official pit master, the Cowboys, he's got relationships with a lot of these players, a lot of music stars, you know, have him out to cater their concerts. And, you know, he's just like the pit master to the stars. Anyway, he was talking about his prediction for a DAC and the contract situation. We assume talks are still ongoing with week one coming up. But here was his perspective on it with Sean and RJ. I think I got everything in there from the official pit master of the Cowboys, Matt Pittman. Keep killing it. Hey, we're going to try and hey, little parting shot, the DAC deal is closer than it is further away. Oh, wow. Oh. So you have that, uh, choppy was at the height of pleasure here and so like that he's a big dad guy. If that, if that comes together, I think that makes, uh, you know, Micah a certified insider. Yeah. Bobby, Bobby needs to find another gig. Yeah. Yeah. He was the new host, the love of the star with Ryan runs. Exactly. But what a pro to just like on the way out, like, Hey, oh, by the way, he lobs a grenade and then he just runs away and the explosions behind him and choppies, you know, having to change his pants. It does make a lot of sense. They would get it done before the season starts. He would also make a lot of sense that the elevated discourse, the, you know, the, the war of words in the media last week is just, you know, too great negotiating sides that have had epic battles before, I think throwing their final shots. But I, I expect this to get done here at, you know, before kickoff Sunday, I don't know the exact day, but I think over the next four, four days or so, we're going to see resolution on this. Okay. Well, Micah Parsons, audio for you, G back nation, what he wants to become this season. Micah going viral. Here he is. It's the killer, the hit man and assassin, you know, the killer and sloppy, you know, he's probably going to get caught, you know, he's not very good at what he does. But he's a killer, you know, it's, it's raw in the streets, call like that. You got the hit man, the hit man might not get caught, but you know, who did it? You know, like, you know, he's probably a little bit more clean and that sassy. You don't even know he's there. You know, you know, he done it. You know what I'm saying? He's sorry. You really want to develop. And I think at this fourth of your mark for me, I think I'm ready to be an assassin. Yeah. You know, I think after listening to that a second time, I think you want to be the hit man. Yeah. Some people are saying the hit man's more badass because you're kind of looking the guy dead in his eyes like, Hey, you the last thing you saw was me as I put you to sleep forever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You were a little bit more up in your face and that's more like, you know, a football player. I think maybe as an assassin, maybe like a golfer, you know, I'm silent. I'm sneaking in here. I'm getting the job. I don't know. I don't know if the assassin plays in any sport analogy now that I'm thinking about it. That's got to be basketball, a shooter. Yeah. Assassin. Yeah. Three pointers putting you to be. Assassin. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely basketball. Yeah. And they're both great. I mean, if you, if you get called the assassin, if you're known for being the assassin, I mean, John Wick, you're feeling incredible. If you're known as the hit man, I think you're also feeling pretty incredible. Yeah. But I like where his head's at. Ultimately, the assassin is going after the top of the hierarchy. Sure. He's coming after your quarterback. Yeah. I like that. That's good goals. You know, I think his head's in the right spot. Okay. What he learned from conversations with Tom Brady this offseason, here's my comparison. Yeah. I think Tom gave me the idea to just pick it up in practice and bring in that spirit and hold everyone accountable. Even when things are looking good and finally using my voice, he's like, he's like, out of all my years when we want to see what I know what it looked like. So, you know, he was like, man, this is not, we practice. And he said that year in Tampa, when they weren't winning, he was like, man, we gotta get the like F on like, he's like, come on, man, like, this is how you do it. Like, this is how the discipline, the structure, the commitment, everything that it takes to dial in for the six months, that's the type of stuff that I'm looking for, man. And that's why I think for me, I got to bring more out of the guys and I'm, you know, I'm bringing my best self every day and I'm pushing myself, trying to show a standard of play that we need to sustain and that we need to show weekend and week out. Yeah. You know, from what we could tell in Oxnard, he was doing that, you know, he's making that effort to be that guy and hold the teammates accountable. They're rare. They're the guys that are willing to look at their peers and say, hey, we need to do better. Usually players don't want to risk it, you know, and usually players are complaining about the coaches doing this or doing that. And you can be part of the cool club by just sitting around bitching, you know, the real players say, I don't need the acceptance of my teammates. What I need is to make sure my teammates who are a bunch of slappies are focused, you know? And as a coach, you appreciate the rare times you get a player like that. They can keep everybody on task because you can say it as much as you want. You're the old guy, you know, and they're going to tune you out. They can't tune out the player that's up in their face, especially if the player's really good. Sure. You know, so I think all great teams have an element of that and, you know, maybe my comparisons can be that guy for this Cowboys defense help take him to the next level. Okay. How does Zimmer plan on using you? Here's more, Micah. I know y'all look at that love PFF stuff, but I'm going to say I'm moving on a lot. Like, I don't think there is a side. I think he's, you know, I got my own personnel and stuff. It's going to be exciting. I'm going to say that, you know, and I think I'll probably play every single person. And I think this is the first year where I could be in the two eye, you know, I could be in the three. I could be in the four. I mean, don't matter. I could be in a slot, you know, I could almost be the safety if you look at it that way in some person. I mean, different positions. Do you think you'll play some? I don't know. He got the packaging, but you know, at the same time, it's all about calling a good game. You know, if we're giving up a lot on first down, there's going to be hard to get in those packages. If we're giving up, you know, they're winning in the marks of the field sticks, you know, all that stuff matters. But if we do what we do, I think I can play a lot of different positions. I just don't think they have enough other great players around that can rush the passer that you're using Mike to be a decoy for like, if we could get Mike to be in a decoy here, that guy's going to win his match. It just the guy's not on the team. You know, Sam has luxury. Sure. I mean, like we got to see what Neilan can do as a rookie, but that definitely wasn't his strength, at least from what we saw at Western Michigan. Carl Lawson. I mean, that's the guy that they're going to have to try and see. Does he have anything left? Maybe he doesn't. Right. So I agree with that 100%. But the way that they can match him up, maybe tank steps up, you get some one-on-one matchups, OSSA in the middle, but this is probably the defense of player of the year this year. I think everything's aligned up the way Zimmer is going to utilize him and it's also contract time. Like you're not going to be more committed than ever if you're Mike Parsons, but I also think everything's just lining up here. Mike Zimmer is going to be able to utilize his skillset even better than what we saw with Dan. Yeah. And the best way to do it is where is he coming from? But he's got to be on his way towards the quarterback like over 95% of the time. Yeah. Where Mike is, depending on what you think that Michael Parsons plays, if you think he's a linebacker or an edge, these linebackers might lead the team in sacks. With the blitzes? With the blitzes. How about that? Yeah. And this is where also too, where maybe a little bit of Jordan Lewis too with the slot blitzes and stuff. Oh, yeah. And the safeties. I mean, Harrison Smith did a lot of that with him in Minnesota. I could see Marquis Bell and Wilson. It, you know, tank tank will hopefully get, you know, his share of those, but I think it's going to be Michael Parsons and a lot of linebacker, other linebackers. And I think it's going to be some secondary guys. This, this team might not, it, it'll be about the pressures. They'll create pressure, but you get sacks. I don't know if it's going to come from your defensive lineman or your edges for that matter. Yeah. I agree. I agree, especially with the ways him or dials it up and the guys that he's bringing in there, you know, so I'm totally with you, but I'm with you, Dawson, where it's like, yeah, it's just about where is Mike coming from for the most part. It shouldn't be dropping into coverage unless it is such a surprise element that you really do full the defense because of it. And somebody comes home because they were worried about Mike on the offensive line and he was dropping into coverage. But for the most part, that dude needs to be getting after the quarterback. All righty. One more cut here. Then we'll get to some of this news that's been developing. How much does Zimmer's vision fit with yours? Here's Micah. I think we'll learn. I think I just had to show Mike, you know, what I'm capable of and what I can do and everything that he thought out would be, I probably think I achieved that more and, you know, he come up to me and was like, man, you say you want to do this. You say you want to do that. And he was like, man, if you just do this detail so you could be the best ever. And I think he just, he just opened up to my idea how I see things, you know, there's not too much more six-step for me, you know, he was like, all right, we'll get you out there. I was like, I'm making living and getting people out of space, Mike. Like, I play six-tech if you need to do it certain times, but he's like, don't worry, we got you there. You know, we just, there's certain things that, you know, I think, I think it's just part of life that you evolve and we grow and I think I've been with him. I grew as a player and definitely on the mental side and he grew, you know, into his players and he adjusted me. So I think we evolved in a good way, like me and him about to meet again, probably after a lunch right here. So you know, it just goes to show our relationship and how we're getting closer and how the faith he has in me and to the system. He's talking about, he said earlier about two I, that's inside taking three I, that's inside technique. Six I is, if you're five technique, you're playing head up on the tackle. If you're six I, you're playing outside the tackle. So he said, hey, don't put me in a lot of that six I, you know, he says, I'll play it if I have to. I think that's where Dan Quinn, I think that's where Dan Quinn felt like that he needed to play Micah Parsons, hand down six I outside rush guy. The fact that Mike is saying, Hey, put me some inside, put me, you know, he feels like that he has a better shot of winning some inside match ups. They were just showing some highlights on ESPN and it was a couple of different rushes. He had a sack against the Rams where he just destroyed the guard. I don't think it's Carolina to hear it. Yeah. So he, he, he feels like that him playing inside at that A gap, B gap, that kind of attacking that area might be better for him than playing hand down outside, not that he's not going to play it, but I, I don't know how much he's going to play it here. I mean, he has so much speed, you know, I, the deception of, and the wondering where is he coming from, his ability to cover ground. He's predictable out there. We can help out there. Oftentimes our offensive lineman is the left tackle. Yeah. You know, I just, I, I do think Mike Zimmer is going to be better for Micah than what Dan Quinn was. You could, you could slide to him. And I said, it's hard to chip. You can't chip a inside player player. You can't chip it. Then the back, the back would have to step up and you know, you're not going to chip. Everything on the edge gets chipped. They could also space you and I say space is they could put a tie it in over there and remove you from it instead of being a six eye, you become like a nine. Yeah. Like an outside nine. Yeah. Yeah. Like a wide nine guy. That buys you space too, that buys the quarterback. You have to come another man to get to the quarterback and then not to do it. You might have to deal with a back, a tie it in whoever's to that side. Yeah. So spacing is something to weigh. We'll get into Miles Garrett tomorrow because spacing doesn't affect him like it does others. You know, and that's something I kind of felt like, you know, when you play against these, the Joey Bose's, the Nick Bose's, these guys that are really good passion, spacing, spacing hurts them because it puts him further away from the ball and, but this guy, it really doesn't do that. Well, I'm excited about Mike coming up the middle, especially with how quickly these quarterbacks are getting the ball out. Yeah. I think it just cannot hurt at all. Amen. And the, the effectiveness of your pressures, I think coming up the, the middle can, you know, have more of a disruptive factor on the rest of the play, even if you don't get the sack. What do you guys think about the big commander story? They suspended the employee who made comments about the team's players being anti gay and accused Jerry Jones of being racist and anti gay and called a Roger Goodell, a $50 million puppet. Yeah. Team says it's suspended. It's VP of content. Ryle and teen is his name. He had been with the organization for four years for comments. He made an undercover reporter for the O'Keefe media group. He met this gal on a dating app, right? On hinge. Wow. Local restaurants, according to James Keith, the CEO of the O'Keefe media group, the interviews took place at a restaurant in Washington, DC in June. The language used in the video runs counter to our values at the commander's organization. Team spokesperson said in a statement, we have suspended the employee pending an investigation and will reserve further comment at this time. It's funny. They call it the, they say the interviews, but like he probably just thought he was on a date. Yeah. Yeah. Now, what do you do for a living? Yeah. A content creator. Yeah. You mean our dates? It is funny. I bought dinner. Yeah. So what is he going to get believed? Canada now. I mean, that's suspension. That's indefinite. Yeah. Washington. This is, this is to kind of control the story. And then the next thing will, they will say conduct detrimental in the league. Especially that organization. You can't, you know, people say things about the league all the time, the commissioner. I get it, but they'll, they'll, it's in your contract that if they determine that it is detrimental, they will fire you. It's in your con. You can't say anything, even if you get inspired on, even if you think you're having a private conversation. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. I wonder what sort of protection he might have. Like if he has evidence that homophobic language was being used or racism was being used and people were just overlooking it because I, I guarantee what he's saying is, has a very high probability of being based in evidence of what he observed. Yeah. But you, you could say that, but you can't let it get out that you're saying that that's the problem that he has right now. I know, but there's like discrimination and why was I fired? If I was blowing the whistle on something that is against the law, you know, it could be more of a mess for Washington. He's got real receipts on it for sure. Yeah. It's leveraging a different deal. But yeah, this, I mean, it's still a messed up way to how he got caught. I mean, it is kind of, wow, but yeah, he's gone. Yes. Indeed. He's gone and you know, I'm, I'm interested to see how the story continues to evolve. He goes linebacker Devin White ruled out of Friday's season opener against the Packers with an ankle injury. He'll not be making the trip with the team to Sao Paulo, Brazil. He's always heard, isn't he? He's listed as a limited participant on Tuesday's practice report before being declared out officially today. Okay. Project Veritas strikes again. Do folks like that really belong in NFL offices? What does that mean? I'm not sure. I'm not sure what that means. Project V. Project Veritas Project X haven't, haven't heard of that, sir. I mean, I know what compound be. Maybe that's the, the, the immediate conspiracy. I'm not, I'm not quite sure. Did you just walk into that one? Yeah. I'm not sure. I was just trying to get some feedback going here on the text. It's the NFL. Yeah. Are you surprised though? No. It's the NFL. They had to make a rule, the Rooney rule. All right. We'll, we'll look at you. Yeah. No, you're right. My whole life. You couldn't be a black quarterback. Now all of a sudden there's like 18 of them in league. Yeah. You're going to be not very good. Yeah. 360 Jerry is not anti gay. He's a glory hole kind of guy. There's a blast from the past one of a great days there in, in Oxnard. All right. It's time to go into the pimp cup. We're Lucius Alexander. Here we go. Man. How's L.A. I hit a wall about four o'clock. I'll fight for my life in here in the pimp cup right now. I know that feeling. All right. I'm fighting for my life. Today was a leg day. Oh. Yeah. I was listening to this song too. See, while doing squats, I felt like a superstar like a superhero. I kept throwing those weights on that joint. Oh, yeah. Madonna was in her bag on this one, bro. Oh my gosh. Dang. You were up at least 10, 15% today. Oh, I was doing too much and I was going fast and slow. Yeah. You got to capitalize when you hit a moment like that. Yeah. You had a cup of coffee before I hit the gym. That's huge. That's everything. It woke me up. 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We had that one awesome Arnold impression. Did you have to turn it in? Yeah, it was good. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] This is LA Live for Wednesday, September 4th. I believe it is the 4th line. Yes, it is. It is the 4th. 2024. It is a butt naked Wednesday here in LA Live. Words from this bod do. I too was born underwater with $3.06. Hey, LA Live is sponsored by Kissimal Dental and then no Bill Guarantee book online at Kissimaldental.com. Your Kissimal journey starts today. Would you say earlier, Eric, about some squats? Oh, you just put some food in here. You were just getting parallel. I surely was. I put my butt all the way to the ground a few times. Coach said, if I don't see splinters in your ass, that's the end of this, that you weren't getting it done. That's right. But was on the ground. Ah! I'm screaming in that gym. Ah! Ah! [LAUGHTER] Hey, I've got some random hump day info for you right here. I've seen today. The original Batman, Adam West. Adam West. Adam West. I met that guy. Well, where? Dallas Convention Center. He was signing autographs in front of the Batmobile. Was he really? Yeah. Wilk Chamberlain, a vacuum. Oh, that's badass. It was like 1990. Him and Bert Ward. Yeah. That was Robin. Yeah. Well, the original Batman, Adam West, was allegedly, allegedly sprinkled in, allegedly. He slept with so many women in Aspen, Colorado, that he was banned from the city for 15 years. What? They had a man from the city? Yeah. All the flandering and all the drinking and the booze in. Even the cops told him, hey, man, you've got to get on out of here. He just got in the character. He was in that e-mail you Doka. I'm just telling you, man, he had something the utility belt for. Hey! Yeah. Here we go. Yeah. He had to get permission to come back to the city, allegedly. Signed permission. Was there a bat signal that brought him back? Yeah. He just bought the city. Yeah. Over the mountains, there was a bat signal. Yeah. Oh, wait. I can come back. Somebody put their panties on the flag, bro. No, no, no, no. He was up to eight women's a day. Eight women's a day. He told this to the independent back in 2005. Yeah. He was about 76 years old. A man started, you know, confessing. Yeah. It's the real reason they called him Batman. Hey! Yeah. Yeah. So, shout out to you and rest in peace. Is that eight arrivals as well? Is that eight apexes? I don't know what that is. I think it's Captain. He says eight women's a day because we're the men in that damn town. Yeah. Well, that's why he's not allowed back. They're like a man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They found out what Honey was doing while he was skiing. Honey, yeah. Honey, you're sleeping with Batman, all right. Yeah. Did you know Adam West moved into town? Wow. Bam. I ran into him today. I ran into him today. Yeah. Me and Betty. Six of our friends. No. G bag of the day. We do it every weekday on a fan in 230. If you see anything floating out there, it'll be afraid to hit me up. What happened? No. He was married to a lady. From 1970 to 2017. Damn corporate marriage. And then he was, wow, man, there's a lot going on here. From 1957 to '62 and then from '50 to '56. So yeah, this Marcel Lear was like his wife for all those years. So he must have been like, he must have been doing some stuff while. Well, maybe she joined in. It was a '70s. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to participate in it. Yeah, I was swinging. Yeah, that was group stuff back then, man. To the group thing. Yeah, you can hit me up at Lucky Lucius P.O. social media, Lucius Alexander on Facebook. You can follow us all. If you find G Bag Nation on Twitter. Now, our winner right here is very controversial. Good lord. Man, you guys are really kicking it up there on the social media. It's like you always do, though. It's like you always do. Yeah. Oh, that's great. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's great. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's great. That's great. That's great. Yeah. That's great. That's great. That's great. Yeah. That's great. I think Buffalo might be the sixth or seventh wild car team as Jared Sandler joins us now to protect his guy, Jack Wider, who I have been corrected, was good yesterday, giving up that one run per inning pitch. Jared, good afternoon. How you doing? Yeah. No, no. I just, I was thinking, I love you guys. And Dawson, I heard you the other day when you were very passive aggressive with Broadus. I know how you can be. I heard the drive-by shot there. That's cool. I was just trying to help you via text. Not sound like a total. Okay. So you say you're trying to help me via text, Jared. This is not how you address somebody via text in the middle of a segment. Be honest. Be honest. Did you watch the game suggesting that I was dishonest. That's where you got sideways with me, Jared, just so you know. But did you watch the game? No, I didn't. Okay. So I saw his numbers. I saw his numbers. Yeah, I understand that. Okay. But I was just trying to help you out because if you watch the game, then it would be a different approach. He's trying to help you out. He's trying to help you out. Help me. Help me, man. Hurry about it. I was trying to help you out. First, I had to dunk on you first and help you out. I mean, his word, I mean, I guess, I don't know. You'd be careful because he'll come call you up. Yeah. He ended. No, he wanted to smoke. He did. He wanted to smoke. He lives for the smoke. But on the other side of his mouth, he's like, oh, no, I'm not trying to do anything. I'm just trying to help you out. He can't help it. No, he can't help it. No, he's fighting. His confrontations. He's throwing jabs. Yeah. And then be like, what are you talking about? Back it up. Back it up. Back it up. Back it up. Back it up. Back it up. Back it up. Back it up. Back it up. Back it up. Back it up. I mean, come on. Oh, my God. That's, that's his energy. Here's how it ended. Is even one of the top rangers prospects anymore as the number two overall pick, I guess that's my bad for having expectations too high on a go. You're spinning this because you don't know how else to come back, other than by playing the, oh, I guess it's my bad. You're not listening to anything I'm saying though. Okay. That's the second. So you've given me in the last 30 minutes. It's true. Jared, goodbye. Bye. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you too. All right. Oh boy. That was just so incredible, man. Yeah. Thank you all for that. Thank you. You're welcome. I love that. I haven't gotten a chance to say thank you. I got a deal with it. Bang bang. I agree with the Jack Lighter point you made in terms of he's been disappointing. Yeah. I think a range of fans we feel that way to this point, but he still has time to turn it around. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, maybe it'll be a number four starter for you, which apparently would, would be a great result of being the second overall pick. You're just hoping to get a starter pick in the top five. Yeah. This is LA live 105 through the fan owner, but naked whiz. It's a hot day we made it, baby. Getting close. Got a question for the tollos that I asked on Facebook, shout out to Facebook too. I like how they give you like a Facebook memory every time you log on. Yeah. Hey, did you know four years ago? Dumbass sent this out and I'm like, Oh, I didn't delete. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. The memories. Yeah. Every day. You sent this out too. Idiot. Delete. Thank you, man. Yes, I asked this to the tollos that follow me on Facebook in lieu of the NFL football season starting this week tomorrow. In fact, name a Dallas cowboy that should have won a Super Bowl in a Dallas Cowboys uniform. This is a layup here, people. Do you wear? Yeah. Okay. I'm glad you said that. Number one answer on the board. Jason Whitten, where in Romo that triplet situation combined right there? That's number one. Okay. So this isn't necessarily somebody who did win a Super Bowl somewhere else, but not here in Dallas, but just in general. That's fine. I mean, if you felt like there should have won one here in Dallas, there was a chance. I mean, it was giving it his all and maybe he just didn't have the right it just didn't quite curl for him. I mean, Mark's where was definitely where it's where it's amazing. You say that because the next one was the only answer is do you wear? Yeah. And now we got Roy Williams, the safety. Oh, that's a good hunter man. He was so good. His first few years. Yeah. Woodson. Then he took away his finishing move. Yeah. Yep. When they took away his finishing move, the worst call. I was in. Uh, Dez Brian, of course, ladies and gentlemen, Dez Brian, it's in the building. Marion Barber. Yeah. All right. Sean Lee. Damn. Travis Frederick. Yeah. Travis Frederick. Yeah. Travis Frederick was a good one. Uh, Tyron Smith. I was going to say that. I wasn't sure, but yeah, when Tyron, yeah, Zach Martin and Frederick, I think all are kind of together. Yes. Yeah. They surely are. And they're definitely altogether on my list. Yeah. Scratch him. Scratch him. Scratch him. Scratch him. Don Meredith. Don Meredith. Yeah. He had some struggles with those Green Bay Packer teams, those Lombardi teams. That was the ice bowl was a tough one, how they drove that ball, and then he lost a game at the Cotton Bowl on a very last second play. Would you say Danny White? All those lost confidence. Danny White. Danny White. Thank you, sir. But Danny White won a Super Bowl. As a punter. Well, he was on the team. He was. Yeah. He was on the team. That's what's going on. What squad? He's on the 77 team. I think it was. Oh, okay. I think I'm right about that. Okay. You might have been Mitch Hoops. Maybe I'm wrong. Oh, Mitch Hoops. I think I'm right. Somebody say the 2012 Pac-Man Jones is a Super Bowl. I don't know what's going on with that particular year. He joined the Cowboys in '76. Yeah. So that would have been, he would have been on the '77 team, right? Now you go look at you, Brodus. Math. Uh, just about anybody over the last 30 years, should have won a Cowboys. That was one total set. Donnie Gray. Donnie Gray is a cowboy, but he never played for the Cowboys. Donnie Gray. They're a rodeo man. Rodeo. And he has championships, so maybe that's the family member, just want to give Donnie Gray some shot-outs and stuff like that. Oh, Donnie Gray. Uh, this guy, by the way, white was 62 and 30 as a starter. Yeah, he was really good. They went to the NFC Championship game and they were just loose. They were just loose. Yeah. That sucks, man. Mm. I better hear it. He hates to hear an NFC champion. You're like, "Ah!" Amazing the difference now because we're like begging for it. Please, please, please, please, please, uh, everyone on the 2007 and 2014 teams should have won a ring. What's the 22,000? What is that? 2007? I don't know. That was the 13th of the year. That was the one lost the giant. That was the giant. They lost the giant. They lost the giant's arctic. These are quarters with that interception. Oh, is that in the lights? Yeah. Great. Had the drop. No, no, that would have been a touchdown. That was the number one overall seed. It was a Texas stadium. Yeah. The original round, yeah. Donnie Gay. Oh, yeah. Donnie Gay. Oh, the bull rider. Yeah. I say, great. Okay. Donnie, yeah. Donnie goes a bull rider, yeah. I typed it. I'm all thumps. All right. Uh, Isaiah Standback made this list. Are they being funny? Mm-hmm. Oh, the... Match of Craton. Shut up the big path. What up, match of Craton? You on the list. People think you should deserve that. I know 17 was really damn good. Yeah. So they went to Cabo. Yeah. Jessica Simpson. Yeah. Cool, girl. Randy Moss. Uh, Randy Moss played the best player that's never won or won. He's got to be right. Yeah. I think they're sick. Could he have been? He could have been a cowboy, right? Yeah. He could have passed on him. I see what they do. I got Greg Ellis. I see what they doin'. I see what they doin'. It's not the Boy Scouts. All right. Jim Garrett. Jim Garrett. Bam. That guy smoked weed. Can't draft him. Come on. Come on. Imagine. I told you that tonsil I'd have taken him. Yeah. What else we got, right? Name a Dallas cowboy that should have won a Super Bowl in a Cowboys uniform. We got Bill Parcels. Yeah. Dan Bailey. Dan Bailey. Herschel Walker. I mean, the darn franchise is built on this man. But Herschel Walker, you, you, you, I would consider him a Super Bowl champion, but you might too. By moving on from him. Thank God. Yeah. You got all those picks. So he actually helped you win a Super Bowl. By proxy. He should just get a few. He should get a ring. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Charlie Taylor. Shout out to Charlie Taylor. I didn't know he was almost a cowboy. Going to the, at the time, Redskins. Redskins. Charlie Taylor. Good player. Grand Prairie. Good player. Yeah. Tarah Owens. Mm hmm. Anderson walls. I didn't know. Anderson walls didn't have a Super Bowl. Came in like 80, right? Yeah. So he would know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everything was definitely. Oh. Rookie record for picks still, I think, with like 11. Diggs tied it. Okay. But the rookie record. Yes. Somebody said the great Quincy Quarter. Yeah. It should have happened, man. But, you know, Romo and him didn't finish the deal, and it would have happened for him. It's like the, what was the other situation we were just talking about? 2014? Yeah. Don't worry about that. 2014. That's my God. That's the market. That's the green bag. That's the catch. Yeah. That's the catch. Marko. Hell of a season. He fumbled on that though. That fumble really was a bigger play. That was really, his pepper strips that he's going for a damn touchdown. The name of Dallas Cowboy that should have won a Super Bowl and a Cowboys uniform. Ronald Leary. Ronald Leary. Yeah. There you go. Martin Gramatica. Was he, did he, was he kicking the extra point, or the field group himself, right? Was he kicking the field group? Yeah. When it was. He was. So, Romo Bob will go back and watch that play. This thing bothers me. Okay. You watch the game, Brian. Martin Gramatica just whiffs. All you got to do is just get some kind of body on Jordan Babbard, you believe, Paul. And Romo is getting in for a touchdown. If we did. Come on, Martin. If we did have the post game that day, would you have said that? Yes. Would you have said that? Yes. Secretly. I hope he's up back on the team next year. Romo makes an unbelievable play just to pick it up and try and score. Oh, he could have got the first step. He was inch away from the first down. Yeah. They had the review with Whitten right before. Yeah. Yeah. That one stuck. Oh, I'm talking about. Yeah. Who was the rep that day that? I don't know. There you go. Blake himself, too. Blake. Oh, man. I'm watching this now. Let's see what Martin does. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He is. Yeah. He's he's shying away from contact. What year was that? Oh, six. Colts won the Super Bowl. You know who beat the Colts at your Texas stadium, the Cowboys. He's jumping out of the way of contact so that the defender can chase down Romo and get him at the ankles. It's heartbreaking. But to be fair, Martin gramatica looks like a like, he looks like a make and wish kid is out there playing football. He is. But I just do something. It's insane, dude. Just throw your body in there, Martine. If you told me it was a seven year old, I'd be like, I believe you. Yeah. They used to make those uniforms. Those things called the hutch uniforms with no padding in the helmet. I got you. You get it for Christmas? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. 100%. I was hutch. I was a trade in the hutch. I was 20 percent bad. Jersey. And then like he's like, oh, look, I got pads. You got the yard. I wore a trach and one, too. Your brother would just wear you out. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're the only one with the helmet. Now you're trying to run over other people. You know what I mean? Nobody else has the helmet. And the people without the helmet were doing better than you with the helmet. The helmet hurt so bad. Right there in the front. It's got like way more. Yeah. Right there in the front. All right. And the other number one answer for the Dallas cowboy that should have won a Super Bowl in a Cowboys uniform. This story is still not finished. We have Dak and Zeke. OK, here we go, baby. Let's see the year. Let's go Dak Prescott. Come on. This is the perfect quarter. I think he's like the third number three quarterback all time when it comes to Dallas Cowboys. Right? Yeah. Number three. Five. What? Acement Stahlbach. Right. Acement Stahlbach then Dak. Who else is? I mean, you could go Romo or the guy who we just mentioned Danny White. Danny White. The NFC Championship games. Oh, yeah. That part. That part. That part. There will be people that the playoff success, they're just not willing to put Dak in here. He said 2006. We're in the playoffs. He's going to finish with the records. I mean, he applies the best pass rating. That was the Seattle loss. And he's a perfect quarterback. Like when it comes to talking to the media and just being established like that is true politician. He is. In the game in a hell of a leader. All right, y'all. Lord Willin in the creek. Don't rise. I'm talking about the body of water. My name is Lucius Alexander. And that's my time. 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