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972 says Jared was in the right, no matter how you try to gas light Gavin. Well, I will tell you, first of all, I'm not above gas lightning. Okay, but I'll tell you this truth, which one of us is doing the gas lighting. The one looking at the evidence and the stats and letting the stats be the stats or someone that has an alternate view of the stats and is interpreting it that it's actually good to give up one run per inning. Which one is gas lighting, which one is real and which one is an interpretation, creating, you know, perhaps a false reality. That's what I would find that suspicious. What do you say? It's time now for Eric Chia follows restroom revelations. Here's the chief 877 881 105 through any of the tollos to come up with the nickname for the latest delinquent bethicator. We'll get into the breaking news right after this. All right. Now, unfortunately, it seems like we do have a Cowboys fan dip in their toes in the poo wars, if you will, and we will get to that momentarily. But as the headline goes, we got ourselves a manhunt Louisville police are frantically searching for a man who keeps taking dumps on a random person's front porch. That's the direct headline. Ward Joel's was all over this beat here for wave three news. You've heard of porch pirates. He says exclusive. But what about porch poopers right now? L. M. P. D. Looking for one man who's been pooping on. Now, keep this in mind. One homeowners porch multiple times this week. This is a different iteration of the mad pooper from a few years ago, who was didn't necessarily have one victim in mind. This person has seen somebody out any connection. Here's the news story. It all started with this Sunday night, a young man in a red shirt walks up to one Louisville home well after midnight and begins peering inside. The homeowners have no clue. After a few seconds, the man runs away and his socks and disappears into the night. But the next night he returns and leaves a horrific surprise. Tuesday morning, I went up to my front porch and noticed this. What I thought was a cat poop. The homeowner who wishes to remain anonymous, but who will refer to as Jim, then checked his doorbell camera and realized it was no cat at all. And it turned out to be a person. And not only did he defecate, but he also urinated on our welcome ad. That's tough. He didn't even have much either. He just gave it what he had. No man thought it was a cat poop. He even had much. That's a waste of effort. I'd say he's at least in his 40s. Probably not getting his fiber. What are you doing? He said hold on a few times. Okay. So that's what's amazing about this guy. And that's just part one of the news story. We'll get to part two here in just a second. But that's what's incredible. They have exclusive footage. Wave three news does of the doorbell camera for these people. This guy is not trying to be sneaky in any way. There is no. He's not trying to be inconspicuous. He's literally, he's up there and he's showing full face. He's pulling pants down, just letting it rip right there on the doorstep. He's looking at the gate does not care. We thought it was a cat poop. He is now. That was shot. He was lifting the weights on the porch. What's this guy doing out of here? And he's a young buck. Like you're saying like maybe he's a guy. He's a guy in his mid 40s. This dude's probably in his 20s. I cannot believe he's still at large. But it gets even, I guess, a little bit crazier. What's even more disturbing is that the man returned a third time, the very next night. Jim got an alert on his phone and tried to confront him. But the man was already gone. You have no idea who this guy is or why he's doing that. I have no idea. We're good neighbors. We, you know, keep to ourselves. We behave ourselves. And I can't imagine that somebody would want to do some kind of retribution. Jim has now filed three police reports for each night. His home has been targeted. But so far, no arrest. Just a big mess. He's now forced to clean up. I'm relieved that he's not violent or he's not trying to force entry. He's just doing his deed. But it's very disconcerting and disturbing. In Louisville. Ward Johnless. Wade News. He's not trying to force entry. He's not violent. He's just defecating and urinating in front of my house. Gosh, it's good. Do you think he's just doing this for comic relief? That's what I think is interesting that he's singled out this one person. It makes me think that anonymous Jim here who's during these interviews is like, it's a blackout interview. Like he's some sort of insider, uh, criminally or whatever. So he, he's definitely, he's trying to stay anonymous, but it does make you wonder why, what is it about this dude's house? This dude's porch that keeps bringing this serial defecator back. You know what I mean? It makes me think that maybe there is some type of this feels more personal than anything. You know, the other lady and it was a lady. The last time mad pooper laid and this has been like probably three, four years now. Yeah, that's Colorado, right? He was Colorado and she was just going. There was no rhyme or reason for where she was going. But this dude keeps going back and he's now done it three, four times. So there was a couple of years ago we had an issue down on Katie trail with, uh, runners just stopping and letting it go because they were on really long runs and had to use it apparently out there apparently mid run. Yeah, emergency, like whatever situation understandable. It's a one off. You know, you learn from that. But this guy is this guy's being a bit malicious. And again, it's alpha deuce dropping at the highest level, looking into the doorbell camera and dropping out his, his cat litter. I thought it was cat. Pretty ridiculous. Yeah. Pretty, pretty hilarious. And he runs off in his socks is hilarious. It's just a great vision. So an incredible story. We will continue to track it. I think what you do is you get your younger family members gathered and you come up with a price, right? For what it's going to take for a few nights of their services. Yeah. And you have them, you know, prepared and laying hiding in the bush. Probably. Yes. You know, maybe with plastic gloves and dog poop, you know, but we're throwing poop at this dude. A lot of it. Oh, okay. Yeah. You go on the, you go on the offense there a little bit. That's right. I'm going to get some hazmat suits. Yeah. Yeah. We'll make sure it stops. Yeah. I'm not going to cut any corners. Can I, can I ask a question here then? Your guy Wade, is that Wade who's doing the story? Did we say that I heard this name Wade? Yeah. His name is Wade Joel's. Okay. Wade Joel's Ward Ward Joel's first name Ward last name. Yeah. It's his career going down the tubes then right now. Going down the toilet. Going in the tubes. Well, but that's, but what I'm saying though, is he, by having to report this. This is putting him on the map. This is his big moment. I kind of feel like this is kind of their disrespect. No, this is his big break. This is a, I don't think maybe in the 90s is to be disrespectful. But these days. No, you're going viral. You think, you think that. So he, you think he's a badge of honor. Yeah. Oh, you think this is a badge of honor. He absolutely. He graduated from like Missouri journalism school to cover poo. Probably stories. Yeah. I kind of feel like to me, they said, Hey, Ward, get out there and cover the story. I would go, you know, pound sand. I think this is one of the best news stories we've received. And I would just say, I would think you could finally wipe a story like this off his resume. Absolutely. You can drop it anytime. Yeah, I just don't know. I think if they're giving me this story, I would do something else. Like, is there an opening in whether I can handle or something? You know, I'd be something else. Well, we do need to address the unfortunate elephant in the room. That is Cowboys fan dipping his toe into the poo wars that the FSU guys started. Uh oh, here's the sound. I'm Jordan Garnett. I'm a stand up comedian. A couple of years back. I got a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl tattoo, claiming that we would win Super Bowl 51. And then I went back to back and did 52. It went viral. Obviously didn't happen. But I'm a man of my word. I got the tattoo. I have it. I haven't changed it. But I'm going to top you, Mr. FSU. If the Cowboys do not win the Super Bowl this year, I will not only eat dog poop. I will actually eat human feces, human shit. That's how confident I am that the Cowboys are going all the way this year. That on it. I don't Welch. He doesn't. Well, he doesn't. Well, we are. We have stooped down. We're going to watch this guy at human poo to the Philadelphia Eagles level of rabid disgust. That's what I mean, right? Yeah, I human poo worse than horse poo. I don't know how you're answering. Yes. Yes. That's your question. Yes. Absolutely 100%. Yes. And yeah, I'm not in favor of this anymore. Let me see that. Let me see the person. Let me see the horse. This is horrible. We don't want to be doing this as Cowboys fans. I know it takes us down. Disappear. Take it down. They're not going to win the Super Bowl. Now you're going to have to eat crap or you're going to do what the other guy did, which is bail. You will Welch details. Is this one of those Cowboys fans? It's like really in New Jersey or something. And it is really like a toxic Northeasterner that happens to be a Cowboys fan. I don't know. Maybe we can get Jordan on the show. I'll find out. Yeah, he's apparently a comedian. So hopefully he's a he's a Northeastern like a way back. But yeah, pretty unfortunate there. We have now arrived and stooped down to the levels of FSP and filthy fans. Comedian specializing in bad bits. I think so. I think so. Okay. Coming up next is time for the NFL news of the day. We'll check where you're taking it. Shout out to Micah Parsons for this audio gold. We've got extensions. Shout out to the neck of Davis Mills. That's next.