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3rd hour of the G-Bag Nation: Sports Hodge Podge; Woolly Bully's Top 10 Tailgate Foods; Football Audio Bonanza
Yeah, buddy. Our three G back nation on one oh five three the fan were a couple of hours from Jared Sandler joining us as we'll be talking Rangers Yankees baseball with him as we go into tonight's six thirty pregame all the big storylines going around with this baseball team. And there's a lot to get to. Okay. Time now though for a sports hodgepodge and here's the chief. Okay. So tell me if you guys believe what is being alleged here on Texas Longhorn Twitter. We have Tori Raspberry Tori apparently a message was shared in the Texas parents group alleging that one of the parents has heard that Cooper Manning father of arch. Yeah, paid to have the Texas flag fly outside the graduate hotel near campus in Ann Arbor and the people are not happy about it. Oh, by and I love it. It's a good day. Yes. First trip ever. Michigan and Texas have never played in the regular season. Last time they met up was 2005 the Rose Bowl. I like it. Talk trash. I love it. Yes. I'm just trying to decide like I don't know is Cooper Manning the alpha dad who's willing he's clearly got the money to throw out. But is he wanting to go plant the flag of hostility right there in the heart of Wolverine country as your son and his team are getting especially for a you're writing a check that your son doesn't even necessarily get to cash is the backup quarterback. If you're yours, his dad, maybe you say, Hey, watch my boy. Go do something. I love the buy in from the backup. You know, a lot of parents will be like, Well, if my kids not playing, I ain't even coming. Just let me know. Right. We're not even going to show up. He's like all in even as a guy that went to a different school. I do like that level of commitment. Eric, help me here. Okay. I didn't hear the first part of what you were saying. But did you say this is the Texas player hotel where there's staying? This is this flag. This Texas flag is flying outside the graduate hotel near campus in an Arbor. Okay. So this is not the hotel that the team staying at. Right? No, this is where you can see players or whatever Michigan law or I was because I've been I've been on the road with teams that like have like stated hotels that the hotel itself will put the flag up your flag up. I don't have the road. The road team stay in there. That makes sense. Yeah. Like this is a hotel, not a dorm room. It's not like one of their their player. See, I thought I thought he was I thought he was paying to put the flag up at an Ann Arbor hotel where Texas was staying. Love it. I don't know. Oh yeah. I don't know many details other than what I see the screenshot circulating on. Okay, I'm buying it. I think it's great. That's a well. I mean, hopefully it's been it brought us in this because him and him and him and yeah. How are your son Bennett? He's 10 friends. All right. Let me ask. Yeah. Let me ask is Bennett going to Anna. Oh, he messed up. Oh, he did. He messed up. Yeah. He messed up. He had a chance. He had a ticket and he had to put in like his request. They said, yes, we'll give you one. He let the request lapse. Oh, so we got to hammer fail. He failed. He didn't get it. And damn it Bennett. Yeah. He had my his mom at the airline ticket. He had a place to stay. Everything was lined up. He lost his ass. And when it when it happened, when he got the news, he said, Hey, I lost the ticket. His mom and I just said, Hey, you learned a lesson. We didn't. It wasn't like wanting to. Well, let's get you another one. Let's, you know, yeah, like I was talking with Derek Eagleton. He said, I don't want to put his business out there, but him and chill him and Clarence Hill are going to the game. You're flying up. These tickets aren't cheap to this thing. Not at all. That's an opportunity that you'll regret not taking advantage. He went to see last year, he was in Tuscaloosa for the Texas Alabama game. And he was hoping that, you know, get to be a part of another one, but he learned a lesson. Like, you know, if you don't follow through with what you're supposed to do, there you go. He had a ticket. He just didn't follow through. Ouch. Yeah. So let's see. Let's see if Arch's dad did this. Okay. I wonder how much it costs to do that. Like how much to get an Ann Arbor hotel to fly the Longhorns flag, knowing it's not going to be good for business. These people are going to remember what you did. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I thought it was the hotel that Texas was staying at. Yeah. That he, because I like graduate hotel. I've been on the road before. I was on the road with the Cowboys and they, the hotel we're at, they put the Cowboys flag up on me when we pulled in that house when your America's team though, you know, but yeah, but yeah, but it doesn't help if you're Cooper Manning, you don't have the cash to write a big check. You know, it was probably they all came together. Your dad and your brothers like help, I think I'm big money that you just throw bags. He's a made Manning. You don't think he's got the, he's got the kid who's part of Omaha productions. Maybe I guess the, yeah, they'd loop him in. You're right. I feel bad. Archie Cooper. I think they're all in. I think they're all probably just feel like a bum walking around like I'm big shooter guy because my brothers and dad were famous. No, but you did. You are a big shooter. You shot out arch. You did. And that guy's got some potential. Now art was pretty good. I think Arches got the money to do this. Arches got over three. No, you're right. You're right. You do this. Maybe you're broke him off a little cash. Yeah, like your dad called son and you just needed a wiki. Here's 10. You know, I'm good for it. You know, I'm good for it. Hey, uh, hey, uh, yeah. I need to catch it. I'm thinking about doing this bit. Yeah, arch. Can I pass some money for your old man? I need some cash for the hotel too. All right. Two hundred thirty five bucks. That's the cheapest ticket right now to get in the door for Michigan, Texas. Most expensive. Take it over $2,500. Hi. Holy crap. Derek, Derek gave me a pretty pricey number when he was more than 2,500. It was less. Okay. You got to spend big if you're going to the big house, because if you get the GA up north, you're like a half mile from the field. You need some damn by nine, 35. Where are we sitting? That's got to be probably aware. Yeah, I was talking about. Yep. But it's a stadium. It's a bowl. So if you're not liking the upper deck of something, it's a bowl. It's just stretched out. You might not be close. I don't know, but you're in the stadium, right? At two three in the building might be obstructed on a bit. I'd rather be in my recliner. Who rose up Mooney to mayor big time Wolverine fan texting two on four flying their little flag. Tell them to fly a national champion flag. Mooney to mayor go blue. I like that. Here we go. Boys. It's I like it. It's over. It's over. Enjoy the, the, the flexing while you can. Mooney is a good run. You know, maybe in another 20 years, a good coach will come back to you. You get Conner Stallion's back. Maybe you got a shot. I think Conner Stallion's deserve a, deserves the national championship ring, but a statue outside the big house. I think so. Well, you got to maybe they should like carry him off the field. He got a game ball. Yeah. Of course he did. Hey, why we got to bring up old old stuff? TMZ got the leak from somebody in the Southern Cal atmosphere. Dude, this story is amazing. I mean, why you got to? Why you got to do it to my guy Miller Moss? He's off of a huge victory as the now star quarterback of the USC Trojans. He hands LSU, their first loss of the season. And now we find out two and a half years later that he had been investigated by the school did Miller Moss. Now the quarterback for the Trojans a little less than three years ago after he was involved in a feud with his roommate. He says Miller Moss two and a half years ago, the university conducted an investigation related to a personal dispute between me and a roommate. I fully cooperated, took accountability for my decisions in the matter. It was resolved. There's no reason for the news to come out about him rummaging through the belongings of his roommate in a video and grabbing a t-shirt on the bed before telling someone off camera, quote, I'm stealing this shirt, dude. In another clip he can be seen farting into a pillow. He took off the bed before telling someone in the room to take a jacket out of the closet. So there was some, there was some college dorm room shenanigans taking place, classic, you know, prank, always will be born apart on the pillow. You messed with a couple of his clothes, but the roommate did not take too kindly to this. So he reported to the authorities. And now the Miller Moss story is coming out. They should have come out in real time. Okay, two and a half years later. Yep. And now somebody's going to get the leak. They waited for this moment. They're like, we're going to wait for Miller Moss to do something cool. And then we're going to drop the he's a pillow farter guy. Yeah, Riley called it out. He's like very interesting timing here, huh? That this story is coming out. And then it sounded like he was being a little aggressive towards TMZ. Like you better watch out. He's not the kind of guy to mess with. Oh, he will fart on your pillow. He's going to sue the hell out of you. I don't know. Clearly. I can end up with a wicked case of he might be this poop guy. Maybe he's Riley Moss is undercover. If someone were to me, I would know if they would be the Laramie Tonsil gas mask thing. That's what I would want. I don't want to be remembered as that guy with, you know, one of your old friends has put it. You've taken the doll for the college. Yes. Somebody has some like old pictures of video of me like doing something really stupid on the ski slopes or something like that. I want to be a member for something like that. Not farting in a pillow. Yeah. Well, we can't all get what we want. I mean, that's still pretty, pretty dang impressive. I would say give me the Laramie Tonsil gas mask thing. That's what I want to be remembered as a guy that had the gas mat. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. He's a fun guy. Yeah. Not the farting in a pillow guy. That's not a fun guy. It's crazy how much the world has changed. Wasn't that just like eight years ago the Laramie Tonsil gas mask? Now I don't think anybody would even felt like the sports center crew be laughing about it on set. I would be in the war room like we need to trade up for Laramie Tonsil. He's not fun. If he falls to us, we're trapped in that guy. Get ready. That stands out to you guys about this college football sentence. Sentence elite. Did I say that word wrong? Sentence was just an interesting inflection. I'd say elite 2027 wide receiver booby-feaster will visit Oklahoma this weekend as they face Houston. Your last name is Feaster. You can't name your kid. Maybe it's a nickname, but booby. Come on, booby-feaster. Remember there's a booby-clark that you play for the Cincinnati bingles. I think back in the day I found a booby miles. Booby-feaster. Son of a gun. Booby-feaster. He'll feast through you. You think he got the name because he was a feeder? Oh, well, I mean, yeah, he got after it. That's I'm saying that like mom, like he, he loves some he's become booby until he was like two, three years old. His real name, his real name is his real name is Emmanuel, but then his, but his nickname is booby because mom was like, boy, he was aggressive. That's a first ballot. He loved that booby was a name Hall of Fame type situation. He's apparently a pretty dang good player as well. So yeah, congrats to Carter Freeman and the Oklahoma Sooners getting a chance to woo booby-feaster with their big weekend versus Houston. That's pretty dang exciting stuff right there. Now we also have Bill Alabama. What did you just say? I just said, what did you just say? Tight to spill. It's the way it's spelled. Oh, okay. All right. I see what you're doing. Yeah. Nice work over there, brought up. I'm trying. He's proud of himself. Now we also have some basketball news actually, well played actually. Sometimes I just, if you give me like real headphones to work with, I have a chance. I had no chance early in the day. No, you've been really in your bag today. We've all been impressed. Hey, you guys are talking about boobies earlier. I have a auntie. We call our aunt booby. A whole life on booby. Yeah. I never thought just a pet name, whatever, you know, a little nickname. And then some point in my life, I just, yeah. Oh, I booby. I get it now. Yeah. So things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, your buddies were like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Uncle Jules, I get it now. See what you was doing. Uncle Jules and Aunt Booby. Yeah. That's what you doing. That's made in heaven. I had an uncle Jules once. What happened? He ended up just not being a good dude, to be honest. Oh, one point. Was he with Mercury Morris? No, no, he was married into the family. He's not a by blood uncle. Yeah. But he ended up being a bit of a bleephole. But there's your sports hodgepodge. We'll get to the basketball stuff a little bit about a bam. There it goes. Eric Chia follows the rules. Yeah. I'm done with this segment now. No, he dropped me and everybody else. I can assure you that bleep you uncle Jules. We're about an hour away from the Express Wave. We'll give you the Micah Parsons audio from his weekly podcast, what he's thinking going into week one of the NFL season. But up next, we'll chuck the top 10 at 420 buddy. What do we got? Top 10 Jules. I posted a poll. We've got the top 10 tailgate foods in honor of the return of the national football league. What are you going to be willing and cooking up over the course this weekend? That's next in the nation. Shoo chat. Welcome back nation to one for says love y'all general try not to fight with Jared again this evening. I promise we're not going to fight. You know, we just we might throw back some some friendly jabs at each other. But yeah, it's all good segments brought you by the Frankles. Life's unpredictable accidents happen. If you are hurt in an accident due to somebody's negligence, call the Frankles for your free consultation two one four or eight one seven three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, go online to franklefirm.com also brought you by cars for kids donate today at cars for kids dot a work. Yes, sir. Time now for wool chucks. Top 10 at 420. Here he is. Zach with an H. You're woolly bully. Thank you very much. The top 10 most popular tailgating foods. What are the eight seven seven eight eight one one Oh five three as we have the return of the national football league tomorrow night. We do. That's very exciting. I was going to throw out a tailgating food because, you know, our guy Matt Pittman from meat church legend. We have some audio of him talking about that. Actually, I think we're going to play in the expressway. He just posted this video. Delicious party, not wings, ribs for football watching. They're made in two hours on a smoker. You cut him before you cook them, bro. Yeah, you know, the thing Matt has done a really good job. If you want to learn about cooking and he explains it in such a good way and an easy way to follow along. He's like, listen, you don't have to do this. You drive to, you know, he just wants you to get out there and cook. But if you're into that, if you really want to learn how to, how to, how to barbecue stuff or cook stuff or make specialty stuff, he's really his videos on YouTube are incredible, great educator. Oh, yeah. And he, yeah. And it's, and he explains it in such an easy, no doubt friendly manner that you're like, Oh, that looks too intimidating. He's like, listen, he's walking you through it. He is like, Hey, I trim in briskets. I mess them up all the time. You know, it makes you feel like, Oh, geez, if I cut a big gash into this thing, it's going to know, he makes you don't worry about it. It just get outside and cook. I love the game day rib, too. Some of the dips that he has put out there. Oh, my gosh, but wait, they asked him about the brisket mac and cheese. Oh, yes, please. Bobby was like, well, how do you like, do you think you should put bacon in a mac and cheese and Sean was gushing about this Costco mac and cheese. Apparently, he had already Pitman goes, Pitman goes, well, yeah, you put bacon in it. Sure. But you can also put brisket in it too. You know, and it makes it even better. Yeah, better. Yeah. He said his dad was, his dad had triple bypass. That's surgery, triple bypass surgery. Like two weeks later, his dad goes, Hey, can you make me some of that brisket mac and cheese? That good. Yeah, I love that. Oh, very quickly here on your home of the world and champ Texas Rangers. Yeah, should we can say for a little while longer? You can. Corey Seager officially is on the 10 day I L. He's got a hip issue. And it might be one of those things where maybe we don't see Corey Seager again this year. I think the team will have to evaluate that but he could return as early as September 16th against the Mariners. But at that point, no need to get two weeks left of the season. Let's get all these guys some extra rest. Last year, they deserve it. Yeah. And then tomorrow before the game, very special. Elvis Andrews is going to retire as a Texas Ranger. There will be a press conference that will include Michael Young and Ron Washington. How about that? Along with Elvis. That is pretty badass. So hey, congratulations, of course, on a phenomenal career for Elvis, which I'm sure result in maybe being the newest inductee into the Texas Rangers Hall of Fame. You're very, very soon deserves it. Shut up, Elvis. All right. Let's talk some tailgating. What do you guys got going on for this weekend? Epic football Thursday through Sunday tomorrow. We got Chiefs, Ravens. We got Eagles Packers from Brazil on Friday. An amazing slate of college football action starting with Texas and Michigan at 11 on Saturday. And then your Cowboys are back 325. We'll have a right here on 105 through the fan pregame with Eric and Brian. I'll have half time post game with Brian. This is a legendary football weekend. What will you be grilling up? And what's your favorite tailgate food? Lucius tailgating food. My name is hellgating situation. If it's a noon game, give me those breakfast burritos, please. Oh, made on that flat grill situation. Yes. Yeah, I'm here for you. Mm. Right. Can't go wrong with breakfast burritos. And that's a play on Saturday. He's right. It was just that's an incredible, incredible. Yes. Absolutely. That's a, that's a big time move. I know Walt Chuck, you'll do a little Sunday run to Waterburger from time to time in the morning double up on those taquitos and things like that. I mean, it's sort of the same idea there. And that's fantastic. I think the, the chicken wings are obviously hugely important, but I'm going to go with the, I'm going with the cheeseburgers and I'm going with the, the, the guacamole where you just douse it in salt and you douse it in some, some lime and you're pretty much job well done. That's it's the easiest thing in the world. I'm with you on that. The Buffalo chicken. Did you miss it? One year? No, the walk I've nailed. The mac and cheese is what I'm doing Thanksgiving. So you're making your own homemade, homemade guac. I think a big key to is keeping the avocado seed or whatever. The big giant deal in there, keeping a couple of those in the bowl. You work around it. Yeah, you work around that. Absolutely. There's something I think there's a presentation aspect to it, but then I also think there's like a flavor saver situation. Like a football in there. Let's like a little bit of a fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, you're not choking on that. That's too big of a seat, but that's why you want to have some vitality with the chips as well. So here's your top 10. Number 10. We've got the Italian sub coming in as the best as a tailgate item tailgate food. Okay. So we're getting like a sub tray and we're bringing like a giant sub that feeds 20. I think you're hitting the six footer. We got a toast that thing. Yeah. Yeah. I'd like to get a toe. I mean, I guess a game day cold cuts, not going to hurt you. I mean, they were doing this. I believe the giants game you had Tommy DeVito's parents are making cold cut sandwiches for people. Yeah. So no, that wasn't cold cuts. That was chicken cutlet sandos. Chicken cutlets? Yeah. So I mean, the game day sub is definitely something that people are using in an Italian sub. I mean, it might be one of the goats of the sub sandwiches. So it's hard to do that. Yeah. Nine is pulled pork. I love it. Yeah. Yeah. You get some rolls. You get a big old pork butt. You smoke that thing up. You're rock. What if we're doing what if we do the Kings Hawaiian pretzel? Okay. Sliders deal with the poor. I love this. I was going to bring it up. I if I had to bring something to our tailgate party, I'd go back and circle back. You guys like the pretzel bun with the beer cheese and the brats. Remember what that did? Yes. Yes. The brought burger deal brought the brought burger with the with the pretzel rolls with the beer cheese on top. That's what I would bring to a tailgate party if we were all going to doing something. Yeah, there's a lot of versatility with the pulled pork. You make some pulled pork tacos sandwiches. You can have it just straight. Number eight and I'm surprised it's low on here is the chicken wings comes in at number eight. That is that is crazy. How low does it synonymous with with tailgate? I do. I agree. Can I ask a question, Dawson, and you do a lot of wings? Is it hard to cook a bunch of wings like a bunch of wings like for a tailgate like like yeah, like yeah, like yeah, as a hundred wings. Is it would that be right there around 80 wings? You're getting to the point. You can't watch them all. You're going to need multiple cookers. You know, you get a big like industrial cooker to go over about 75. Okay, the that's why it's a little lower. The full bags at Costco, they sell them fresh in these little packages that's like 30 or 40 that gets to like 60 and that will fit on like a regular size trigger or, you know, green egg. But any thing over 60, kind of like it's a little bit too much. Going to need to get two involved. Yeah, two different cookers. Two and fours got love for the nachos and the 682 is saying the avocado seed actually helps the block from turning brown. Yeah. Okay, that's the other thing that I think I heard about. Yeah, keeps it fresh. Yeah, it's a good play. And I like a call like I like to put it in the fridge for a little while bringing out coal. I agree about you. I like the chill a hundred percent. Yeah, it's better that way. Number seven is chilly. I think it once October gets here. Now we're in Chile. Yeah, I'm not interested in an early September game. Like this week and chilly out there for somebody. We're not doing the chili, but give it a month. Give it a month and we'll break out after Texas. Oh, you weekend like that. Okay. In the third week of October, it's a really give it a go. Yeah, six is Buffalo chicken. I think by the way, chili on a hot dog is better than just chili plain. If you're going tailgating, you know, yeah, chili dogs. Yeah, you might as well dog with all the fixings instead of just a bowl of chili. Okay. Maybe even throw it on a cheeseburger too. If you're going to do dogs and then you have the chili. Now it's like, I mean, we do some chili tacos. Yeah, you could do the tacos. You could do the nachos. Hey, you can, you can use the chili as a dip if you want to get those toasty, those scoops. Yeah, super mom. Okay, you're going to get the case. So, aren't you? Well, the Buffalo chicken dip comes in at six. That's a good one. That's the last of the dips that we're going to get. Okay, real quick, there's no dips in the top five. Okay, real quick. Somebody tell me how to keep case. So I keep it warm, but it has to be stirred like every two minutes. And then you get it gets like where it's plaster. Yeah. You know, if somebody were to tell me how to keep queso with a consistency is not like plaster, I would do more queso. But I felt like I have to constantly day at Sean's party, I'm like lifting the thing and helping out and stirring yeah, because it gets to like that plaster. I don't want that. If you overheated, it turns plaster is it's just if you leave it sitting, maybe a fondue pot on low. That's what I'm saying. It was in it was in a slow cooker. We got to keep stirring. Everyone's got to keep. We got to get like one of these. We need to do like a war, like a whirlpool kind of deal where an automatic serving. You know, like some type of ice bath. All right, you might have an idea that can make us millions. We don't need to be talking about that on the air. Six eight, we didn't milk. Ad milk is the secret there. Maybe we can try to just put a little milk in there. But no, I'm saying I can see the milk, the thin it out, but then it's going to warm up the milk. When you make biscuits and gravy, when you put milk in, what does the milk do? It seizes the flour up. So it's going to make it thick. Yeah, thick, I guess, honey hot fried party ribs, getting texted in as well. We got bacon wrapped poppers. That sounds delicious. Sounds delicious. I'm doing these ribs this weekend, man. Yeah, let us know. You do the living strips. Okay. Here's the top five, one of those and bring it in on. Okay. Number five, we've got the cheeseburgers. Yeah, it's hard to beat a really good cheeseburger on cheese. And there's just right with a flat top cooking on the flat top for me. And there's the, there's like the just the convenience factor, just the simplicity of it. You know, where it's like fix it, fix it how you want it. Yeah. Yeah. And you're tailgating your grill and what better dogs and burgers, brats. You know, these are these, this is the way lots of news from Costco. Yeah, gas mask, maybe if occasionally maybe a little pop. Just the gas mask there. That's part of it. Yes. While somebody's cooking, you could be wearing the gas mask. Okay, the gas masks returned. Number four is the nachos. That seems very, that seems dicey. Why seems dicey for tailgate? Yeah, everybody can enjoy some nachos. I'm just saying transporting nachos doesn't seem like no, I'm with you like parking lot nachos. Yeah. That is going, you're, you're, you're really you're trying to assemble. That's a lot here. I got, I got a bowl. We're in my chips. I need a separate plate for the chips. It's just if you're in the elements, you're going to be battling the hell of them. It just doesn't seem like very conducive to like, if you're talking like, okay, we're going to make them while we're there. Yeah. Great. Yeah. It's, I think it's like a top three watch party at the house item. Yes. No question at the house. 100% parking lot you in parking. I think you could make these there and be fine. You've under your under intent. Well, elements aren't going to get it on that. I, okay, I love you. I'll challenge you. I'll challenge you. You're ambitious. No, no, I'll challenge you. They're not just. They're not just. No, no, a lot of clean up. I think it, I think you're going to be like, ah, damn it, this sucks. Yeah, you could be. I think you're going to say it. I can't say I put together the nachos there to tell again. I've only done them indoors, you know, at home at the watch parties. Yeah. We're on to something. If you're going to do nachos, please make a better than just the cheese. Nachos are the Jared Goff of, of, of football. Only good indoor items. Yeah. They're an indoor team. A time drop off when you go on the road. Yeah. They're splits indoor to outdoor, like completely two different teams. I like the same height of nachos. You might make, how about we make Jared golf nachos? I like just like name him. I like this. Yeah. Kind of half ass number three dawson's given a shot this weekend. It's the ribs. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Party ribs cutting them first, dunking them in barbecue sauce. Put the back on the smoker. See, like gosh, when you're, and what is the, what's the, do you have to wake up like we got a 325 cowboy kit? We're good. I'll start this process at 11 a.m. You know, yeah, one hour prep time, two hour cook. We're good to go. Do you think that if I cut them in half, they cook quicker? Yes. Oh, for sure. Okay. Five, five or five, seven, five perfect case that doesn't congeal. I use two cans of delays, jalapeno cheese dip, a pounding ground beef or pork in a big can of a hotel, and then add spicy, hatch green chillies to it. So it keeps it moist and apparently it does. Keep it moving. 559 says cream of chicken. Interesting into the chicken can do a lot of good things. All right. Here's your top two. Best tailgating foods. Not really a shocker here. Number two is the hot dog. Yeah. And the chili dog can factor in here. Let's go. But number one, Chris beam, you'll be very happy. Hey beamer. It is the beer brought. The beer bro. Beamer who runs all the operations over on the media side over there at the Cowboys beam. I think of a job. He said he would like for a green bay packer brought. He'd walk three miles in snow. Holy cow. Free feet of snow. I thought it was going to be like a mail it in pizza. Like you just bring boxes of pizza. We didn't even have pizza to hold up table. Nope. Didn't even make the list. Proud of our country with the way we do this because the chicken wing is usually the headliner and the rib gets forgotten about. But clearly there was some big hitters in that top five. Dawson's right. Over 60 wings. You're taking your taking chances. You probably shouldn't take. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you're cooking for. I mean, it's much better for a smaller party or get together. Yeah. You roll in with the nacho. You roll in there with like 30 wings at a party. Somebody's going to laugh at you. Yeah. What are you doing? What do you like? It's like bringing a six pack of beer and like you show up at the six pack guy. Oh, hey here. Yeah. Thanks for. Yeah. Thanks for. Yeah. What are you trying to do? One hour from L.A. Live with Lucius Alexander. Yeah. We are about 45 minutes now from the expressway. We have Michael Parsons audio. We have a Matt Pittman insider report on the DAC contract that could be approaching. But coming up next, what are we doing? We'll check. Oh, let's do a little football audio. Bonanza featuring man Campbell Rob Ninkovich and our buddy tank Lawrence. That's next. Yes, sir. Thank you, Lucius. It is the G back nation here on 105 3 the fan in addition of the finest at five, the expressway at 520. We have Michael Parsons audio. We have Matt Pittman from meat church who was on talking about, you know, what he thinks with the DAC deal. Apparently they're good buddies, Brian. They are really good buddies. When they were out of camp, I was, I was watching them, uh, dap it up the cook crawfish and stuff together. So anyway, that was, uh, yeah, he's, he's being a little bit of a, a Cowboys insider right now on the radio. It's very interesting. Yes. Okay. So, and then by the time we get to six 30, it's Rangers pre game, we'll have Jared Sandler on a huge sports afternoon here for you on the fan, including right now, a football audio Bonanza with Wolf Chuck buddy, take it away. Let's do it fellas. You want to start with our buddy tank Lawrence Rob Ninkovich or man Campbell, man Campbell, man, man, man, man, man, man, manly man. All right. Here he is. Man Campbell has himself a new commercial and it's with Apple base. It's a good one. Whole areas. If you haven't been able to see this yet, and I would still encourage you to watch the video of it because I will say as man Campbell comes up and is taking an order as his, if he is a waiter, he is hiding his mouth with the menu. That is something that will play into this. And because this is radio and not visual, I wanted to just inform you on that. So here is how the man Campbell brand new Apple B's commercial sounds. Welcome to Apple B's. Can I interest you in America's favorite boneless wings for just 50 cents each? I have the 50 cent of your mouth. I can steal your order. I'll have the 50 cent boneless wings. I'll have the same. Perfect. They'll never see it coming. He's good, man. The delivery and everything. I thought, man, Campbell crushed this. It's pretty good when you watch it. Like you say, he's kind of bent down. He's got to cover and he's got to cover your mouth, cover your mouth. It's going to steal your son. The kids look at him. It's pretty funny. Yeah. And then he puts up the menu to his mouth. Well, 50 cent boneless wings. Pretty good stuff there. I love it when these unhinged guys that don't really fit in with the other CEOs make it, whether it's Ed Orgeron or it's Mike Leach, Dan Campbell. And these guys are so quirky that they could very easily never get the opportunity to be a head coach. But by a twist of circumstances, they got it and damn it. They're good at it. Yeah. Absolutely. Coach, do you think Nick Saban's getting better or worse as a pitchman? Better. I think the commercials would be like he has with Dion Affleck. I think they're getting better. I think the last one he did with the, is it the bed and breakfast first? Yeah, he's got his B&B. It seems very kind of weirdish. But I thought he did a great job. I like the Affleck ones myself though. I kind of, but this last one, I'm like, man, this doesn't seem like I couldn't believe he was a shirt on in the hot tub guy in that commercial. He definitely doesn't have acting chops. No, you know, they're not bad. He looked, he looked really uncomfortable on the set the other day when like, when McAfee's going crazy. He saw what McAfee did in Ireland. And then he's like, and then he was getting hammered. And then he's now he's next to him. And McAfee's got his shirt off jumping around and stuff like that. Nick's got to look at him like, I got what 14 more weeks of this? He's going to lose. Yeah. He's going to end up. I mean, he was you swearing. He did swear. He did swear. It was great. Okay. Let's get to our guy, Tank Lawrence. This is our buddy from two years ago. Did the player show tomorrow? Yeah. First edition with Eric Kendrick's coming up at 520, looking forward to this. But Demarcus Lawrence going on the level up lifestyle podcast. And he was recounting a story of, well, it's the end of his third season. And he had gone broke. But at the end of the third year, I go completely broke. You know, I get that phone call from my accountant. And he's like, Hey, man, like you don't have no more money in your account. I'm like, what do you mean? No more. You mean like zero dollars? Like, what are you saying? He's like, I mean, like negative $100. But I never forget like two minutes later, my dad comment's like, Hey, son, you know, I need you to help me out. I need something like that. Man, I ain't even let him finish telling me the way he needed help. And like dad, like, and I'm completely broke. He's like, what do you mean? Like, you're in the NFL. Like, what are you talking about? That man, my account just said I got zero dollars. He's like, huh, what's going on? Are you stupid? Yeah. When he said those words, like it hit my soul, he's like, are you? You had a huge blessing right here. And you didn't not steward it. Well, you did not squander it. Yeah, I definitely squander did. And it's like, now you have to really take accountability into what you're bringing into your life. Who's that doing the interview went right there? He's really squandered through the way, man. You just blew it. Tell us about it. I mean, he's already talking about like how he felt in that moment. Are you stupid? Am I? And here you are kind of in a little bit. You're kind of scared. Definitely didn't steward that catch. I would have never done that. Interviewer might be just as broke as him. You could be. So that must have been terrifying, though, after year three, it was not clear he was going to stay healthy or get a second contract. Very, very clear, though, that things turned around for the better form after that. Yeah, the franchise tag alone that they put on him was for $17 million. And then, of course, he's made over now a total of $117 million across his career. So, you know, I'm sure things are things are much better now. I mean, as a second round pick, you're only making a million. So, and not, I mean, only is still a lot, but that's hundreds of thousands. If you buy a house in a couple of cars, your first year's money is gone. Yeah. So we got a $2.3 million signing bonus as a rookie, but his base salaries for those three years were 420 K, 670 K and 703 K. I wondered it. You feel like he's gotten better as an interviewee? Yes. Yeah. Remember we had him on. He was, I mean, he was working at it and stuff like that, but I kind of feel like that was, I think he's gotten, yeah, he's got like, he's got an on-air personality or whatever. He's got, yeah. He's kind of developed. Yeah. All right. We'll wrap up the bonanza here with Rob Ninkovich, former New England patriot. He is not a fan of one Matt McJones, former patriot's number one pig. Now a member of the Jacksonville Jaguars. Here's Nink talking, man. Do you don't like us either? Oh, yeah. Now I don't like you. I don't give you this. I don't, I don't smack the **** out. I don't like you. I don't care. I'm fine with him. He does not like you. I don't care. Do you care if somebody doesn't like you? No. Exactly. I'm just telling you, I hope he has a great career as a backup. That makes a ton of money. I love how everybody's like, he's got to look at him. We should never got rid of him. Oh, God. There's people out there. It didn't work out. It didn't work out. They needed to change the demeanor, the demeanor alone between McJones and Drake May are completely different. Oh, yeah. Like I could listen to Frick. Yeah, you know, I just got to keep working and got to get better. And, you know, I'm just going to keep working hard. And we're just everybody together. And yeah, it wasn't wasn't my best. And I got to be better. Over and over and over and over again. I want to, I'd rather listen to Drake May talk then. Yeah. Yeah. My modeling career didn't work out. So, you know, now I'm back down here in Jacksonville and I got to go. My mom is picking me like it's just I don't. Yeah, I don't. I'm a nice guy too. I'm a nice guy. You got a frickin bicycle club. I'm in a bike club club. I need some, I needed some more nuts. Yeah. No, I am. I want, I want that out of my core. His McJones impression is actually pretty good. That is how he sounds. That's almost as good as your Andy Dalton impression. Let's have fun and play together. That was one of those hype up speeches where you're like, man, we might need to. Can we fast? Can we rewind and start this whole plan over? It's like our buddy Ben DiNucci. Stand the huddle, guys. Stand the huddle. Let me get the full playoff. Okay. Stand the huddle. We all clap in unison fellas. Come on, guys. Ready, break. Yeah. Here's your banana. Thank you, sir. It is the G back nation here. 105, three, the fan, coming up next in addition to the finest chief, which he got in store. 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