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Crusty's Corner: Broaddus has a game for the G-Bags
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Namde Awesome, I remember being in, I remember being in the press box in San Antonio and we're looking down on the field and it's Jerry, Rob Ryan, they're practicing and they're passing the phone around during practice like recruiting him is what they were doing. They had him, they were trying to get the guy to come and then he goes on to Philadelphia. But they were, during the practice, you could tell that they were, you know, they were passing it around to try and get everybody to get him, to get him signed up. I was like, all right, here we go. We were doing like live, like we were doing live commentary about it. Like we're all in the press box like talking to you, okay, what are they doing? What are they doing? Back and forth and stuff like this kind of crazy. - Rob Ryan. - Rob Ryan on the phone and trying to get that done. But anyway, all right, in honor of, on Friday and I was like to try and have fun. I saw Dawson's Mrs. Baird's grabbing go donut bag over there, right? - Put it on the webcam here. - Lucious, are you with us today too? Are you with us today? Lucious and busy. - Physically, I'm here, yeah. - Okay, I need you for this game, if I could, all right? So we're gonna play a little Friday game is what we're gonna do. - Okay. - And I looked up something 'cause I was curious. I was just curious about, you know, what are the worst things you can eat? - Like from a health standpoint? - Yeah, and I'm gonna go, I'm gonna give you two. I'm gonna give you two things. And you gotta tell me what is the worst of the two things I'm gonna give you to eat. - Okay. - We're gonna play this game, okay? You ready? 'Cause like I say, the grabbing goes, and the grabbing goes are on here. - The grabbing goes on. - Yeah, they're on here. - Well, it's inspired by them. - It's inspired by them. - Shut up to Mrs. Baird, by the way. - Yeah, I just wanted to make sure. - She's still getting it done. - All right. - Sweet lady. - Chief, I'll start with you on this one. Okay, this is coming from dietitians. This is a dietitian top 25 of the worst things you can eat. - Problem with that is oftentimes the D and dietitian stands for dumbass. - Okay, okay. - So hopefully that's not the case here. - Okay, here we go. Fruit, canned in syrup. - Okay. - Or diet soda, which is the worst for you to eat, chief? - Or consume, how about that? Fruit in canned syrup or diet soda. - I'm sure that canned syrup is important there, but I would still say I'd rather put fruit in my body than whatever the heck a diet soda is. - So you're saying-- - So I would say the fruit is healthier. - You're saying the fruit's healthier. - But it's probably got more sugar in it. - Okay, how about you, Dawson? - I'm gonna say the fruit syrup's the worst. It's that high glucose corn syrup stuff. - Okay, so you're saying that's the worst, okay? Lucius, what's the worst for you? Fruit, canned in syrup or a diet soda? - Syrup, a diet soda. I will say the diet soda is worse. - Boys. - Thank you. - It's the fruit, canned in syrup. - Is the worst, but the worst one. - And they give that to the kids, like young, kid of cotton age. - Yeah, remember that? Remember that Del Monte used to pop the can of it open and he was like, "Oh, hey, your mom's giving it to you." Like, "Oh, here, have this." - We're even healthy today. - She might as well give you a cigarette, you know? (laughing) Hey, here, have a cigarette while you're doing that. - Ooh, I usually like cigarettes after spicy food. - Yeah, exactly. - We'll get to a nice American cigarette conversation in the news down here in a few minutes. - That's number one. That's the worst thing you can eat. - Can fruit, canned in syrup. That's the worst. - That's worse than whatever. Dawson's eating out of Mrs. Baird's - Yeah. - That's just a middle bed. - That was one verse four. That was one verse four right there. - Okay, so diet soda is not good. - It's great. - Dawson. - Yeah. - Low fat peanut butter or salami. - Oh, God. - I'm gonna say salami, too many preservatives. - Too many preservatives. - How about you there, Lucius? Low fat peanut butter or salami? - Low fat peanut butter. - Chief Dunn? - What is more unhealthy? - Yes. - Yeah, I will probably go with the process meat there as well. - Guys, this was a five verse nine matchup. - Okay, close call. Low fat peanut butter is worse for you than salami. - Wow, okay. - 'Cause what is low fat peanut butter? What is that? - Yeah, what's in there? - Yeah. - What are you doing to the peanut butter? - That's what they-- - I have heard that there's-- - I'll try and trick you with the words. - There's some gut irritants in the peanut butter. I have heard that. I've just tried to ignore it because it's so good. - All right, here we go. This is an 11 verse 13 matchup. - Okay. Packaged butter flavored popcorn. - Oh, it's fire. - Yeah. - Or Dawson's donuts. - I mean, you gotta-- - Oh, really? - I'm not doing too bad. The donuts have to be-- - I thought this would be hard for us. - You already did. - Today you've consumed number four. - How does that only, how can that be? - Let's go. - Just fake bread dipped in fake sugar. - Lucius, tell me. - With some ingredient that keeps them fresh for months. - The ears on the shelf. That's out of your horrible. - That's insane. - Lucius, tell me. Is it a packaged butter flavor popcorn or donuts? Which one is worse for you? - If that popcorn didn't have that buttered flavor, it'll probably be better than the donuts, but I'm going with the donuts 'cause what is that buttered flavor? What is that? - Yeah, something fake. You never know. - Yeah, it's a science experiment. - Where you going with there? - Does it melt? - It doesn't melt. Like the ones that are already in the package and you open it up and have to spread it on there. Like it didn't melt the whole time. What is this? - You didn't stiffen up. What are you doing? - I do think the donuts, like just my brain says that the bread dipped in sugar should be worse. - Yeah. - So you're saying the donuts is worse. - Okay. Lucius, what did you say? Did you say donuts? - Yeah, you did. - Okay. - Dawson? - Or worse, which one is worse? - Yeah, which one was worse? - I think it's that butter stuff on the popcorn. - Oh, the butter popcorn. I'm sorry. I gotta hear better. - It's okay. Dawson? - I'm gonna go with the donuts. They will constipate you. - This was an 11 verse 13 matchup. - Yeah. - It's a package donuts. - Yeah. - They're worse. - They're worse. - Okay. Finally, common sense wins out for the first time. - Yeah. We have time for one more. - The history of this game. - It has enriched flour. - Yeah. - What is that? - Fortify. - What is that? - Fortify. - I mean, how bad could sodium aluminum phosphate be? - Yeah. - Okay. - Here's the final one. Here's the final one. - Shout out to the FDA for a provenance, too. - Here's the final, I got two of these, but I'll maybe come back to the next one. Okay. Chief. - Yes, sir. - Microwaver bowl, I can't even say it. Microwaver bowl. Mic, oh. - You got the micro. You need a shot of vodka. You need a shot of vodka. - Microwaver bowl. - Rice. Rice in a microwave. - There you go. - Or low-fat ice cream. This is an 18 verse 20 matchup. - Yeah. - They'll say the ice cream's worse because of all the sugar and crap that's in there. So I will say the ice cream is worse than the rice. - It's awesome. - There's no way the rice is worse. - Is it going ice cream? - Yeah. - Lucius? - I hope not 'cause I definitely use a microwavable pack of rice for lunch today with my chili. - Yeah, it's nice. - Yeah, man, it's amazing, dawg. - So everybody win ice cream? - Yes. - 18 verse 20 matchup. The rice is worse for you. - Wow, oh my God. - Ice cream? - Yeah. - Sorry, Lucius. - Bro. - I'm just gonna do the rice thing, man. - All right. - One more. One more. One more here. All right, this is a 21 verse 24 matchup. This is, okay, Dawson. - It's a couple of slap teams. - Yeah. - Sweet tea. - Oh, yeah. - Or the impossible burger from Burger King. - Oh, we already know what it is, man. - Sweet tea's worse. - Lucius? - I'm gonna say the impossible burger 'cause it's a whole lot of ingredients that are not really ingredients, they're like car parts. - It's the impossibly healthy burger. There's no way that burger is healthy. It's impossible that there's any good flavor with that. It's impossible that you eat that burger and feel better about yourself afterwards. It's impossible that that should be consumed by a human being. - 21 verse 24. - Yep. - The impossible burger. (laughing) - Thank you, Jim. I appreciate it. - Well done. - Thank me. - Crusty's Corner, every afternoon, 340 here in the G-Bag Nation, brought to you by Reliant Air Conditioning, gimmick-free AC Repair and Replacement. You're gonna need it after all that unhealthy food. Give you the sweats. - Dawson's had two of them today. - Yeah, it's a small diet. Top 25. A Friday news dump coming up next, Chief. What do you got? - We have a DFW sausage update. Do you find yourself eating more of that these days? Plus, the death of the heater next in the nation. - The seasons may be changing, but the deals at the sharpest rides are unbeatable as ever. Hey, what's going on? It's your girl, Tasha McKia. And I need you to join the sharpest rides for their fall into savings events, where they're offering incredible prices on their massive inventory. That's right, everything is on sale now. Shot from sleek sedans to rugged SUVs and sporty convertibles. The sharpest rides has the perfect ride to match your fall adventures. Plus, with their exclusive financing options, getting behind the wheel of your dream car has never been easier. Log on and shop online at the sharpest rides.com, right from the palm of your hands. Or check other massive inventory in person at the sharpest rides, located 2250 South Sea Home Street in Inglewood. Either way, you will fall into savings. Don't miss out. Head on over to the sharpest rides.com today and explore the deals that make every season better. And tell them that your girl, Tasha McKia sent you. The sharpest rides, affordable, sexy, sharp. Hey NFL fans, you can start the season with a big return on FanDul, America's number one sports book. So when you get a hunch in the middle of the game, you can check out the latest stats, view live play-by-play, and so much more on the same page where you place your bets. You'll get started with $200 in bonus bets guaranteed when you place your first $5 bet. That's fandul.com/sportsfan. 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