(upbeat music) - Live from our studios in Austin, Texas, this is "Drink and Bros Fake News" with Ross Patterson, Dan Holloway, Papa G with "The Traveler." (upbeat music) - How you feel? - Not good. - Yeah. - Field reporter, Hot Boss. (upbeat music) - And Delco Dan with sports. (upbeat music) - Welcome to "Fake News." (upbeat music) - Yeah, welcome to "Drink and Bros." "Fake News," everybody bringing you the realest fakest news of the week. I just said a whole micro factor. Are they on the show today, Bob, but the mic is the first one on the show today? - They're not? - No. - I don't care anyways. These are the best, dude. - No free ads. - No, no, I'll give them a free answer. I don't care. I love first form. I just took the box and then boom. I've already reordered. That's me not lying to the people, okay? I really do take these every day. You know why? 'Cause I didn't work out the way I needed to yesterday at all. - Why not? - I got a million phone calls and then kids running around and everything else like, you get it, you get it. The heat too as well. It has not eased up here. - I think it's a power move to take your calls while you're working out. - It's gross. - I did that. Somebody did that to me yesterday. - No, I know it's gross. - I hated it. - But fuck 'em. It's like, you're establishing dominance. Like, hey, hang on a second. And all they hear is clang, clang, clang. All right, what were you saying, motherfucker? - Yeah. - That's how I answer the phone. - It was the opposite. So yesterday I'm gonna call like that no lie and homeboys in a gym and he's just grunting like the doctor and Forrest Gump. - God damn right, dude. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Yo momma showed us care about your schoolin' boy. - Yeah, and I'm like, hey dude, are you good or like, what the fuck? Like, you called me later. - I let 'em know what I'm doing. I don't just grunt on the other end because honestly, if you called me and I was grunting, you'd probably think I was fuckin' or either fuckin' or burying a body. One of those two things. - This guy, I know definitely was not fucking. He was definitely in a gym. But either way, I finally, it was just like five minutes and I'm like, do you wanna just call you back? Like, you're clearly at the fuckin' gym bro. - The answer's no. This is the time I have. You're gonna share it with the gym. - Well, unfortunately, he works for me so I said, call me back later, fucker. - Oh, so it's Ryan? - No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know that Ryan works out. Ryan Mills does he? - I don't know, he was in the Navy, so his version of working out is probably looking at dudes online. - Yeah, he does. - Does he work out? - Does he roll? - He rolls, he does jiu-jitsu. - Oh yeah, that's why he does jiu-jitsu. - Which is probably the best exercise you can get. - That is swimming, probably, to be honest, just like it's a full body exercise. - All right, Ryan Mills, you're off the hook for that one. Kay, but FEMA's not off the hook top story here. Whew, this is gonna get real heated today. FEMA is fucking pointless, you know? Christ, dude, I went through my trials and tribulations with these motherfuckers for 10 months. The Federal Emergency Management Agency can meet immediate needs, but does not have enough funding to make it through the hurricane season, including the one that just fucking happened up in Georgia and North Carolina. Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas play the fucking music. (upbeat music) He texts like a New Jersey teenager back there. - He's Cuban. - Get off the fucking phone. - He's Cuban. - Yeah, nobody attacks. - Cuban B, is he? - Yeah, it's Cuban. - This the guy who got impeached and then Biden was like, no, let's keep him. He's doing such a great job. Is he in charge of this too? FEMA? - He's in charge of DHS and FEMA's one of the, what, 26 agencies now under DHS? I think it's 26 now, what's 22? But they moved treasury, or not treasury, but secret services and other stuff under there. - Jesus Christ, man. - So what else do they have? I know they got FEMA, they got the border. - They've got several border security-related organizations here, I'll read them all. (clears throat) What the fuck? So secret service now, ICE, Immigration and Customs Enforcement, CBP, which is actual border patrol, Coast Guard, when they're under Title 10 Authority, or whatever the fuck, not Title 10 Authority, there's, the Coast Guard can also be part of the DoD. I care about what the title is. - Okay. - When it's under, it's something different, I can't remember what that, but USCIS, which is Immigration, that's where I worked. TSA, Fletze, the Federal Law Enforcement Training Centers under them, FEMA, CISA, I mean, there's a bunch. I mean, there's a lot of agencies. - This is a big boy job here, and Biden was like, now let's keep him. - It's still 22. - It's 22. - Yeah, I mean, he's, we did story after story about this fucking bullshit. It is the most incompetent group of cabinet secretaries we have ever seen. - Ever. - I forget, every now and again, I'll see Pete Buttigieg's name pop up on Twitter, and I actually said this to him the other day, I'm like, damn, I forgot you existed. I always forget he exists until there's a fucking transportation tragedy or emergency, and he's nowhere to be found. - No where there. - Like you see him in a negative space. It's like, oh fuck, I forgot you existed until you didn't do your goddamn job. - Democrats love him. And he's been on the fucking, on the wire the last two days, telling people not to help, basically. Like, hey, we got this. Stop flying to drones around like, oh yeah, fuck you. Come stop me. - Nobody's helping up there. The agency says it's being stretched as it works with states to assess damage from Hurricane Helene, and delivers meals, water, generators, other critical supplies. The storm struck Florida last week, and then plowed through several states in the southeast, flooding towns, killing more than 160 people that we know, by the way. - I know, no, there's so-- - I talked to Nick Palmashano yesterday. What was the number you heard? - So far, I think state local authorities have used 560 body bags. And there's still people floating in the water right now. - Yeah, 'cause I heard it would probably top 1,000 by the time it's all said and done. - It'll be well over 1,000. - You haven't heard shit out of the fucking media about this. As a matter of fact, all you hear left us on Twitter soon. Nobody's reported that yet. It's like, okay, cool, your appeal to authority, logical fallacy doesn't concern me. I know people that are there, it's 1,000 plus. - Also, you gotta get up there. Like, hey dude, the governor was late of North Carolina by three days. Biden was three and a half days later. This should have been phoned in immediately. We saw the fucking pictures on Twitter and the videos. We all knew what was going on. So send it just in case, just in case. - I mean, I was there in North Carolina on Saturday and Sunday last week and we had a meeting with all of our, save our allies, people. And it's like, all right, my buddy Sean Lee, who runs some of that stuff on the ground, Ukraine, Poland, Israel, fucking Congo, everywhere, right? - Yeah. - It was like, yeah, I'm just gonna drive up there and see what he just got in his own car and drove up there just to see what it was gonna look like so we could start planning. That's what's happening on the civilian side. On the government side, they didn't really make any real moves until this week. - No, not at all. And there was a video that went viral earlier with Tim Kennedy in it, but it wasn't on his page. Somebody else had posted it. I know Tim's there and a bunch of other people are flying in to help out. One of our listeners just hit me up literally white before we went on air. Who was this? Brendan Powers. So he's flying in North Carolina with a helicopter on Saturday. A lot of people are. - Yeah, there's a lot of local folks down in the lowlands that didn't get hit also are helping out Charlotte area and then to the east. The Moser group, it's a real estate group. My friends, Ellen's with her dad is Mackenzie's, her name. She's doing stuff out there. I think there's loaded up like six pallets full of water to drive north and shit like that. So this, I mean, it's all private people. Brandon Ickard, our merch guy. - Yep. - FEMA was set up in his parking lot on Friday and he didn't see them move anything or do anything across the weekend. They didn't do anything. - They just sat there? - Yeah. - Great. - Great. - And now FEMA is like warning helicopter pilots that they're going to arrest them. If they fucking get into the airspace, like fuck you. - Fuck you. - You don't like fuck you. How about that? - Play this video from Tim here. - Listen, they're in the way. They are directly interrupting our ability to conduct missions and operations. And I'm not going to disparage anybody because we are trying to work within partner relationships, both governments and non-government entities within state and federal and county. I went to put a couple of people into a hotel last night and they have a security guard at the hotel. They said, oh, we're so sorry. The entire hotel has been booked for federal employees. And I was like, no, I have people that would just pull out of a mountain that are living out in the hills and there's not a place for me to put them because we have federal employees that are staying in the hotel. I slept in this white car last night. I smell like foot and death right now. As does every single person on our team, not a single one of us slept, we got done maybe at three o'clock the moment, the sun was up and we could fly helicopters again. We were back in the air and we have not stopped. And I was like on the fence about trying to get on this program or not. I want people to understand how incredible this organization is, save our allies and all the work that all of these volunteers are doing. But people, this is biblical level devastation. This is apocalyptic, the things that we see out there. - Okay, so we saw this video earlier and FEMA's there, they've rented out all the hotels, which there aren't many in that area, by the way. - Yeah, there's a lot of air B and Bs. - There's a lot of B and Bs and cabins. - But those are gone, a lot of them. - Those are washed away. So as far as hotel wise, yeah, dude, I can think of most of these spots. - Well, here's five to seven tops hotels. - You know how you and I have actually gotten to it over the years about the government. What would happen if the federal government didn't exist? Does it? The federal government's job is to do this. - Yes. - And who's doing it? Sarah Barardo and Tim Kennedy and people like them. Those are the people that are on the ground doing shit right now, Sean Lee, people like that, private businesses, Mackenzie Mozart, people like that. That's who's doing shit. The federal government need not exist. - But look at who's in charge though right now and that's the other issue with FEMA. When you got this fucking guy who's already been impeached and then reinstated. - Yeah, but when repubes were in charge, three and a half years after DHS was stood up in the first place and FEMA was stood up in the first place and look at what they did in Katrina. It was one of the worst, most disastrous responses to an emergency and the history of humankind. - But look at that administration as well. Like it wasn't great. No, it wasn't great. - But at that stuff, they were great. Like at logistics, like the Bush admin was very good at logistics. They got good by fleecing American taxpayers and spending all the money on Halliburton, right? They were good at that part. This is not this, these are not similar situations. This is just, when there's no competition, you don't get the best, right? So, and when there's no consequences, you don't get the best. If FEMA fucks this up, what happens? Maybe somebody gets fired. - Nothing. - Maybe somebody if FEMA gets fired or maybe they get some bad press. FEMA doesn't get defunded. - No. - No, a new organization doesn't come in and take FEMA's contracts. FEMA just continues to exist. That's why the federal government should not exist, period. The federal government should be an administrative service that hires contractors to the most qualified, lowest bidder. That's what the federal government's job should be to do any of this stuff. They shouldn't be in charge of anything. Three plus million federal employees. Fuck off, it should be 12 dudes. - And Bob, I just sent you a video on Twitter and your DMs play this one. So, this was Kamala Harris' statement regarding FEMA and what they're gonna offer these families who've lost everything. - And the federal relief and assistance that we have been providing, has included FEMA providing $750 for folks who need immediate needs being met, such as food, baby formula and the like. And you can apply now for anyone who's watching this who has been affected. There are FEMA personnel who are going door to door to interact personally with folks, especially those who do not have electricity, but also that aid, if you have electricity, can be applied for online. And I encourage people to do that. FEMA will just basically verify your address and then process should take hold. - And what time period? Like, that would be helpful as well. I know I've said this a million times, but you know, I've been to a fuck ton of hurricanes, dude. And this is insulting. Now they're saying they can't afford any of this. - Well, it's gonna be, so they're gonna give people 750 bucks. And I don't know what the fuck you're supposed to do with that money to be honest. Like, boy, I mean, you could probably buy a cheap refrigerator for 750 bucks, throw it out and sleep in the cardboard box it came in. How about that? - Yeah. - Right, those are your options. Now, why doesn't, why does the US government have money for Israel? They have money for Ukraine. They don't have any money for us, right? They have money for illegals. - Yeah. - The reason, so this fucking Gaylord, my orchestra said, that we're not gonna have funding to deal with the rest of hurricane season, which goes through the end of November. Like, we're not going to, right? Which means, effectively what that means is we're gonna print new money that doesn't exist now. We're gonna further inflate our currency because we spent $700 million from FEMA's budget on goddamn illegal immigrants. - Mm-hmm. - What the fuck, man? Like, it boggles the mind. This is the bottom line. Biden and Harris and their administration and the left as an entire entity care more about illegal immigrants and they care about you, the American people, period. - And a quick refresher. We did this story with New York. Remember they each got $10,000 up there? But you can't give more than $750 to people that actually own homes or American citizens have lost everything. And we're just gonna be cool with this? - Yeah, so I think you're well within your rights as an American citizen. If you see an illegal walking around somewhere, rob that motherfucker. Take everything they have on on their shoes, their jewelry, their phone, take it all. I'm not kidding. Fuck these people. Now, on the other side of this, it's easy to get caught up in this. Like I said yesterday, this isn't a dig at National Guardsmen or members of the military. - Not at all. - Or any of that shit. Those dudes, I just sent four Marines up there, active duty guys at Lajoon who took leave to go up there to fucking help Tim, right? And I can't say who, but there is a very powerful general in the United States right now who is begging the White House to fucking put Northcom in charge of the ICS, Northcom Northern Command, right? So the command of the United States, basically the United States, Mexico, Canada, in charge of the ICS, ICS is incident command system. It is the command and control structure for any kind of incident like this, right? It's a FEMA thing. I think it was developed by Cal Fire back in the day, ICS 300, 400, and it establishes who's in charge of what, right? And all the protocols therein. They want to put Northcom in charge of that. Northcom would include, by the way, 18th Airborne Corps, which is 3rd ID, 10th Mountain, and the 82nd Airborne and the 100th Thursday Airborne. All like, two of those units are within a couple of hours of where the shit's happening in Kentucky and Eastern North Carolina respectively, right? Then of course you have Lejeune as well. That's right there, so Marine Corps base as well. There are assets. We have people standing by, young men and women who want to help people, and they can't, because this administration is too fucking stupid. They're too worried about optics, or they're too incompetent to do it, or they're more concerned with goddamn illegal emigrants and they are their own people to do anything about this. - And it's right before the election. - And people are dying. - Oh, and they're not reporting any of these numbers, because it's right before the election, and it sucks. Now, normal people are helping out. My mom was at Walmart yesterday, but I'm gonna text you this pic, and the lines are out the door for Walmart, and you think to yourself, oh shit, are people stocking up, 'cause they're worried about a shortage, and this long, short thing, or whatever, turns out no. Every single person in there was buying supplies to drive up there to help these people out, because the government isn't right now. - Yeah, my brother's down at something right now, and he's heading back to North Carolina tomorrow, I think, and he's picking up a bunch of shit on his way. And there's thousands of other people, this ordinary citizen's like him who are doing that. And that's how this problem is getting solved right now. And to be frank, that's how this problem should get solved. It's how it should get solved. Now, Bob, I don't know if you can find this video or not, but Biden said something the other day about the American citizen spending more of their money to take care of this problem, do you see that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. But while you're looking for that, I'll read this. As I never thought I would get emotional at Walmart, but really impressive to be waiting at a register with so many people, buying items for clearly not their own years. - I've said this dozens of times over the years on the show, the most generous organization on Earth is the American citizen, right? More than any other government. So we send money, our government sends money to everybody all over the world all the time. Any time there's a disaster somewhere regionally in our country or somewhere in another country, American citizens send more money than any other government other than maybe Germany, if it's a war situation in Europe. Germany's the only one that even comes close to just the American citizen. And by the way, there's only 330 million of us. It's not like we're the fucking biggest country in the world or anything. That's a big country, but I mean, it's-- - We're third of, we're third biggest. - Yeah, we're third biggest, but like, we're a third of India, we're a third of China. - No, we're a quarter of China now. They're one or four billion now. - Oh, no shit. God damn. - Yeah. I was a motherfuckers. But yeah, I mean, it's not. The other part of this is NATO too, that you forgot. Like, we're paying all those fucking NATO bills. Half those countries don't fucking pay. Why are we in NATO? Why are we in the Paris Treaty Accord, which Trump canceled and then they got back into? Why are we spending any money outside the United States? - We fund 90% of the UN. - Yeah. - And you know what the UN does? They send strongly worded letters to people. - What do we need that for? - I mean, honestly, if we change the UN to send people dick pics, I would be fine funding it then. - Yeah. - That should be your standard. I think it's that one right there with the little map behind him there, Bob. - He's talking about Starlink here. - Oh, well, that's Elon and-- - But that's another thing so-- - Trump got together and did the Starlink. - So the SEC sued Elon Musk a couple of years ago to stop him from getting a contract that would have solved their connectivity problems. He offered a very low bid contract to the federal government to provide instant communications in the event of a disaster. Same way he did in Ukraine, same way he's done in other places. And they told him no, that it was fucking, oh, you can't do that, right? 'Cause they hate him. By the way, Elon Musk, the first human being in history to send people from his company to rescue two people from space, ever, right? Just happened. You don't see that on the goddamn news, do you? 'Cause he's a Trump guy now, so he's evil. No matter all the good that man does in the world, he's still evil to them, because he likes Trump. - Even with Starlink, I don't know if you heard this, but so they're, it's installed, it's in place up there, and they're giving it away for free for 30 days. It's like, I don't want to fucking money, yeah. I don't want to money, just here, it's free. Like, just use it, do what you need to, and it sucks. But here we are, literally 30 days until the election, and this is a bad fucking story for everybody involved in this administration right now. And once the footage really starts coming out of bodies and all that other stuff, because I've heard there's bodies and trees. - There's bodies and trees. Some videos made it, they're, look, the press is not putting any of this shit out. - Nothing. - If you look on Twitter, you can see caskets floating down, river and shit like that. It's not great. I mean, there's at least a thousand people dead. I think this might be higher than Katrina. I think Katrina was 1390, somewhere in that range. But yeah, that's it. - But pop up CNN, for example. - And by the way, if you're-- - Go to cnn.com, let's just see what their top story is. - If you're in the YouTube chat, I just posted the link to saverallies.org, which is where you can give money to help with this shit. So top story campaign surprises come at a dizzying pace. Don't give a shit about any of that. What's that up there, Beirut? - Yeah, in Beirut. - That's bombed away in another country that we don't give a fuck about. - Anything about the tornado? - That one of the other hurricanes? - Yeah, there's one right here. I imagine the campaign surprises is probably partly about the hurricane as well. - No, so it's about the Jack Smith thing. They keep running that fucking story of like, oh, he filed another thing for J6 again. It was like, that was a fucking dud. But yeah, man, fucking, hey, dude. - No, they mentioned the hurricane too. - Do they? - Yeah. - Good. - Good. - Finally, Jesus Christ. - It's about a couple things that have popped up in the last few days. - Let me ask you this, Bob, as a writer too, 'cause you guys used to write as well, like, why would you say that's a surprise? - What a hurricane? - It's a tragedy, not a fucking-- Oh, it's a surprise. Hey, surprise, you lost your house, dude, and all your shit. Surprise, like, don't lump that in. - I mean, it's an act of God. I mean, it is out of-- - No, shit, hurricane season happens every year, but I don't know if that area's ever really been hit by such a killer-- - There's about-- - Coastal North Carolina-- - Coastal, but about interior land. - That part of North Carolina did get hit, but I think it was like 40 years ago or something like that. I don't remember, I saw-- - It's been a good while, yeah. - I mean, the hurricane and the Iranian, I mean, there's all qualified, definitely as surprises. Like, in turn, like an October surprise. Like, it's just like shit that pops up at the last second. - I'm sure they mentioned like the longshoreman shit. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's been a wild week, honestly. - Yeah, but some of these are tragedies, and it's like, man, what are we lumping that in there for? Like, I don't know, it just fucking sucks. And like, if you're not gonna do anything to come on television, so we're gonna give you $750. How goddamn insulting is that? - I mean, it's almost like a fucking rich dude walking around in a fucking top hat, and he knocks your kid's stroller down, and the baby falls out of it, and he just like peels off 100 and throws it on the ground. - He is 100 for you, baby. - And then he just walks away. - Then it, then it, then it, then it. - That's pretty much what it is. Fuck these people, fuck 'em right in the mouth, all of 'em. - We do have a breaking news eyes of an hour ago, I believe. - Where'd he go? - Desantis deployed the National Guard for both the hurricane relief and to help with the ports with the longshoreman. - No shit. - Yeah. - That's funny. - That's wild. - That's funny. I mean, look-- - Is he the authority to do that in other states? - Not in other states. No, he's the commander-in-chief of one state. - But there's four major ports in Florida. - Yeah. And by the way, Bob sent me this earlier, we can chat about it a little bit. - Was that you that sent the robot video? - No, I don't know about that, but when you bargain, you want to bargain from a position of actual strength, right? Now they think their position is that we can't live without them, and that's their strength. But the reality is, one, those are the minor ports in America. The major ports, 80% of our traffic goes through the West Coast. Another point on that, 90% of the toilet paper I'm told is made in America, so you don't need to go buy it. The ports have nothing to do with that. You fucking idiots. Anyways. - Why is it always toilet paper? - Bob sent me this link earlier today. The first, if you look down the list of the most efficient ports in the world, America doesn't hit one until 50 fucking three. - Really? - Our highest rank is 53rd on that fucking list. - I mean, you have ports in China and Africa in India. - Places where they don't fucking listen to people, bitch. - You have Columbia, I believe has a port above us. Yeah, Columbus. - Potentially places where there's slaves. - Oh, yeah. - What's your point? - I'm just reading. - He can't really do that, right? - No, he wants to be fast slavery, I get it. - I feel like it's, from what I've read, is that they use quite a bit more technology than we do. - They do, yeah. - So China has, we have an 80/20 split from personnel to tech, and they have it reversed, right? Same amount of people working there. The people are just doing tech instead of standing at a gate and manually opening it. - Yeah, and there was a listener who sent it, and I'm looking for it here, but he said it was a video of what would happen if these ports were automated, 'cause I guess it is going on right now, and it looked pretty fucking efficient, you know what I'm saying? - Oh, they're actively fighting against, like, efficiency. - Yeah, so they showed the videos from the ports of what would happen. - I think this is a Chinese port, this is, yeah. - So that's where they're operating all this from, and it's going off of, yeah. - You gotta adopt technology. - I know, and it's the same way with Hollywood and AI, it's like, bro, you're not stopping it, and it looks cooler, so. - More efficient, better. - Yep. - Like just, you know, adopt or die. Fuck off, dude. - Yeah, here, this was the video. - And I didn't know they had automated cars and all that other shit, I got no idea. - Can you imagine a bunch of dudes on horseback and Detroit like yelling at the car man, if we better knock it off. - Man, I gotta get somewhere. - No, we're horses, we don't do that mess. They did do that, I think. No, they didn't. - At one point, back in the day they did, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, back in the day they did. - Well, that wouldn't even make any sense. - Like the early 1900s, there was a lot of anti-car people. - They were like, we couldn't have this fucking machinery around, dude, but watching this video too. The other part about this that I'm surprised about in regards to Longshoreman is it's a dangerous job. So you're also saving people and helping them out there. Look, I know, what is it, 42,000 workers or something? - Well, this guy doesn't give a fuck about saving anybody. - No. - This goateed fucking Gaylord right here that's, look at how it's, you can only imagine what you would see if you ran a black light over his face. It's just come everywhere. All he does is suck dick all day. You know, look at him. Fuck you. - Yeah. - Hey, by the way, fuck you. Come find me, mob, tough guy. I'll blow your fucking brains out of the back of your head. He wants to fucking talk all tough on the internet. Like this guy has never been in a fist fight before all he's done is getting, got fisted himself. - I think he's murdered 30 or 40 people this guy. - No, no, people like that don't get their hands dirty. They fucking order other people to murder people. I do the murdering on my own. You understand? It's bespoke for each individual. - Yeah, but in regards to FEMA and all this other shit, I know you've been in constant communication with Tim and Sarah Varardo and Sabarralis and all that stuff. How is this going to shake out for everybody over the next few weeks? - Well, right now the government's main focus is to stop people from getting helped. That's what they're focused on right now. Buttiges is on fucking TV and posting on the DOT fucking Twitter page. Stop, stop fucking drones, no helicopters, fuck you. Like no, sorry, we're not doing that. Their primary focus is now on optics, I'm not looking bad, right? Which is a horrible place to fucking be, which it means they're not going to do the shit that they need to do. Hopefully over the next couple of days, somebody competent will get put in charge of this, right? Like, I don't know, goddamn Northcom. There's a fucking two star general in charge of Northcom, I believe. And he has at his, or a three star, he has at his disposal, the 18th Airborne Corps, as I said, and all those elements there, right? I mean, why the fuck would you even consider anybody other than them? - And some of our biggest military bases are in North Carolina, so what the fuck are we doing, dude? And again, the worst problem with this, we're 30 days out from our election. So yeah, they're not going to show you shit, they're not going to talk about it, and here we are. Good on Tim and those guys, man, for doing stuff. But if the videos, the real videos that we've heard behind the scenes start popping up on Twitter, it's going to become a real fucking problem here, as this leads up to November 5th. Next up, Doug Emoff reshaped masculinity. It's the first gentleman. It's the first gentleman, which has never been-- - He's the second gentleman, actually. - Oh, that's right, the second one. Who's the first? - There is none. - No, so why would there be a second-- - Well, I guess Big Mike was the first gentleman. I posted something the other day on Twitter that any presidential candidate should have to have a minimum of 750 testosterone, a minimum of 750. - Well, he might, after this story-- - No, he definitely doesn't. - He definitely doesn't, no. Jen Psaki said over the weekend that Doug Emoff, the VP's husband, is reshaping masculinity, which she really meant was he's a giant pussy, but let's look at the facts. Recently found out that Emoff got his nanny pregnant back in the day, no shocker there. Seems to be a scumbag, which is fine. She was doing some wild shit, too. Who is it, Willy Brown? - Yeah, there is just a morally corrupt family. - She busts up the marriage of fucking whatever, but that's politics, baby. Not sure how old the nanny was at that point, but she looked a little younger back in the day. - And he definitely looks like a fucking pedophile. Pull up a picture of this Doug Emoff fucking Gaylord. - Yeah. - He definitely looks like a pedophile. Short eyes. - And now Emoff has been accused of slapping a former girlfriend's more than a decade ago, according to the Daily Mail. He allegedly struck the woman in the face while waiting in a valet line after the event in the Cannes Film Festival. So we talked a little bit about this today, but more information is out there. Three unnamed friends told the out, so those friends are his. - Okay, the outlet has a right-wing bias according to all sides, what's all sides? - I have no fucking clue. I have no clue, what? - Which estimates the perceived political bias of content online as far as news outlets are concerned. - I mean, it's probably owned in the same way that PolitiFact is by a George Soros cutout. - Yeah. - We all know that now, right? - Yeah. - The PolitiFact is owned by a company that's owned by George Soros. - Yes, yes, yes. - Just to be clear about everything, I guess. So it says here, the woman has been at, again, we talked about these yesterday, we got some more updates. They were dating for roughly three months and at the time of the alleged assault, the outlet reported after connecting, they met on match.com? Is that real? These two met on match? No shit, look at that, dude. - I mean, that's kind of old school. - It is old school, but it was 10 years ago, I guess. Newsweek has contacted Dougie, Dougie Amoff, as well as Harris's office and campaign for comment via email. Now they didn't name the woman, instead they blurred her face out and used the synonym, pseudonym Jane, and describing her only as a successful New York attorney. However, a video from the event shows a woman in a red dress with Amoff and screen grabs were posted on social media by Sean Davis, the CEO and co-founder of the Federalist. Pop that up 'cause I haven't seen it, then. - Yeah, it was just probably Getty Images, to be honest. - Ah, I got it. - If you go to, what's his name on? Okay, Sean Davis? - Yeah. - We got pics of "Home Girl" there? - No. - Nothing at all? What are ones that are blurred out there? - He may have posted it on the Federalist, I don't know. - Oh, there it is. - Or maybe it's in that thread. - Yeah. - Okay. - Yeah, 'cause right now they got her face blurred out there. - That's from-- - Well, she's-- - We don't need to make her fucking famous. - No, not at all. And if she probably doesn't want to be-- - I think it was a photo that somebody at Con took of just the woman he was with, but I don't know if that's necessarily the same woman. So they were probably just speculating. - So the three friends that were there told the outlets they didn't want to be named because they feared being some retaliation there. Yeah. - I mean, what the fuck's he gonna do? Fucking cry on him? - Not that. The Democrats would come after him pretty fucking quick. - Well, they can come after me. - Yeah. Well, as Jordan Peterson in many before him have said, a weak man is not a good man. And all you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of. - This is precisely what we're always talking about and what Peterson means by that. Men should not be emotional. This whole redefining masculinity 'cause he can cry. Like, dude, you can cry all you want, right? An emotional man, you don't mix those two together. Think of it as a binary fucking agent. You don't mix emotion and aggression together because this is what happens. You're emotional little bitch. You don't have to control yourself. You got low testosterone. You're a danger to American society, everybody around you. And this is how it manifests itself. Now, Doug M. Off has probably never been arrested for getting in a fight with a man, but he'll turn around and slap a lady if she gets out of line. That's who he is. That's masculinity according to fucking Democrats, fuck these people, man. Again, we should demand that anybody serving in any kind of political office have a minimum of a 750 testosterone level. Otherwise, you're fucked. - And this too, like, I don't know what the fight was involved 'cause they're not really saying here, but as a man, you can always remove yourself from the situation. Just walk away or leave fucking whatever it takes, jump out of a car. Who cares, dude? You can remove yourself from any situation besides slapping a fucking woman, but you're not gonna hear anything about this. The media's not gonna let you hear anything about this, so yeah, dude, this is another story that's gonna be fucking buried right now. So who gives a shit for this fucking dummy? If she's a successful, also just reading through this, if she's a successful New York attorney, I guarantee you, she doesn't want this to fucking come out too, because it's gonna hurt her and the law firm and everything else in there. And that's all Democrat New York, so shit. Good luck with that. Next up is our title sponsor ghostbed.com forward slash drinking bros. Everything's 50%, 50% off in the entire store. I get too excited there. Whoo, the savings. Mattresses, sheets, pillows, adjustable bases, weighted blankets, mattresses for RVs. It is all 50% off with the promo code drinking bros at checkout. It's all made in the good old U.S. survey as well. Ships right to your house, dude. You can just roll the bed in. I got another one the other day. Roll it into the room, pop it open, and you're good to go in like shit, man, 20 minutes. Fucking rocks, dude. Big fan of these guys. They're always innovating over there, and in Texas, it's still hard to shit. 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I believe Gary's injured. - Yeah, I think Gary's injured as well. - You can see him wheeling in there. - Look, are you blind, too? Did you lose your sight? What is going on here? - Those are actually eclipse classes. - Oh, there he is. Yeah. - Hello, hello, Garibear. You're alive. A lot of people were asking after the last episode of "StreetGonzo" on our YouTube channel in Vegas if you were alive. - What was the river you jumped into? Is that the Venetian? - The fact that you think I remember is insane, Ross. - It's the river underneath, and the mall there underneath the Venetian and the Paris. It's across the street. It goes under the street right there. - So we've been there many times. It's beautiful, but it's really shallow. - Yes, it's two feet deep, and I had to angle perfectly. - Is it two feet? God damn dude. - Yeah, yeah, but I did it, I did it good. I barely hit my hip, it's fine. You know, you're in a fucking wheelchair, dude. - Oh, I just sit, this is my office chair. - Oh, okay. - No, I'm totally fine, Mark. - Oh, all right, yeah, great. - And also, I have no problem, my eyesight. I just found these. I don't know who these are, but I can't see anything. - We bought those for the eclipse. - Yeah, we sure did. We eclipse really fucking hard. - Oh, really? Okay, interesting. - Yeah, that's why you can't see anything. - Well, you can kind of see. Anyways, what's up? What's happening, everybody? - What do we got, Garibear? Where are you guys at tomorrow? 'Cause every episode is live at 5 p.m. central on YouTube for street gonzo. Where were you and what was the topic this week? - Okay, so after we went to Detroit and that guy dropped that hard R and bomb, we decided, let's dig into this. What's the deal with the N word? So we decided to go down to San Antonio, home of Mexico. - Wait, I'm sorry, what are you fucking jerry signs from? - What's the deal with the N word? - What is the deal with the N word? Why is everybody's hand the N word? (upbeat music) - Guys, we know about the N word or not. Oh, Dan, we're left. - Don't, don't, don't, don't. - We broke in the South. I mean, we know the deal with the N word. - Yeah, so look, we took some, my Mexican friend, we went down to San Antonio, we asked Mexicans if they can say the N word, and I may or may not have said it on camera. - To them? God, this is gonna screw my friend. - Gary, why would you even say that out loud? - Well, a black guy said it was cool. - For he allowed you to say it? - Yes, black people love me, dude. - I know they do, but how does that work? Hey, dude, nice to meet you, man, I love your show. Also, you know what you can do today? You can say the N word in front of me. - Yeah, pretty much, but we had a nuanced conversation about the intricacies of racism in the United States before, yeah, actually, it was very impressive. - Okay. - Yeah, so roll the clip. - Yeah, go ahead and roll this thing. I haven't seen it. I always wanna be surprised by this. - Okay, so J.D called me and he said he wants to know what's it for all if Mexicans have the pass. (upbeat music) - Are you Mexican? - Yeah. - Okay, can Mexican people say the N word? - Are you in Spanish? - Uh, can you translate this for me real quick? (speaks in Spanish) - Niga. - What's the pass for what? - You know what? (laughing) (upbeat music) (screaming) - Oh my God, what the fuck is filming? - We got this little doll right here. It's not pedophilic and all it is, the doll is just to measure whether or not someone can say the N word based off of their complexion. - The amount of melanin, baby, I just learned that word today. - And J.D is gonna be our Mexican liaison. (upbeat music) - How do you say melanin in Spanish? What did you put that melanin? (laughing) How brown do you have to be? - So this doll in unfamiliar territory would or would not get the pass. - Gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna. ♪ Crossing the real crazy ♪ - When you're in your car driving, stuck in traffic, and you're listening to your favorite rap song, do you say it? - Yes. (upbeat music) (laughing) - Mexican people, if Mexicans have the pass. - Yeah. - Absolutely. (upbeat music) - Hey, carnalito. (upbeat music) - I hope you like it. (cheering) (upbeat music) - Yes. (laughing) (upbeat music) - You got it though. (cheering) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - I mean, it's just shocking all every single week, dude. Holy cow. - Yeah. - It was some, it was some friends of mine who over the house last night, and they'd never seen it or whatever, and I was in the middle of it. I'd called you about what we're gonna do next, and all the other cities and all that other stuff, and he popped by, and he goes, "What are you watching there, dude?" And I go, "Oh, you wanna buckle up?" And he goes, "What is it?" And I go, "The show we're producing?" And my God, dude, the look of shock on his face after the Vegas episode, and then I see this for the first time. Holy shit, dude, how are you alive? - So I actually have been back to Vegas since we recorded that. I went for Skankfest, I did some vlog stuff with "Get it in the Car TV." We went to this Folsom Street Fair. - I heard it's out of control. - Dude, I'm so glad that we did not take Joel and go do an episode for that, because it was, I found my line of what I will not do. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's a big statement. What's the line? - You don't understand. - What's the line? - It was literally a giant orgy in the street, and it was 80% gay men. And everybody's naked, there's people on the sidewalk, like jerking off, there's people having sex all over the place, there's a kiddie pool full of urine. I whipped this guy with a whip, and it went around his leg and his nut sack, and I cut his nuts open. The whole thing was perverse and deranged. - Was there blood? - Yeah, dude, and like-- - Not a true journalist. - That's your line? - No, I-- - No, I-- - Wasn't you, wait, I think it was either-- - I can't even say that. - It was either, hang on, it was either you or Joel. No, no, no, I think the final straw, I'm gonna guess. 'Cause when you guys came back, it was late and I had to drop something off. I think I'm gonna say the baby pool. Was there a baby pool full of like gallons of real human urine? - Yeah. - And they were wrestling or something? - Yeah, they were like splishing and splashing around. - Oh, God. - There's people peeing on each other. I mean, it was absolutely deranged, but that's not my show. Okay, that was, you know what? I'll clarify this, Delco. I did cover it, and I will do that in the future, but I won't do it for my own show because it's just too far gone, dude. It was insane. - Could you even air something like that? - That's what I'm saying, I don't even know how-- - What do you mean it's too far gone? Gary, what the fuck are we even doing here? - Yeah, I think what he's saying is you can't show just like blatant anal sex on the street, right? - No, here's what we've done as a company, right? Let's think of yourself as a vehicle. We took it to the top of a mountain, we fueled it up, and we said, "Drive into that valley until you die." And that's what we fucking expect. I don't wanna hear any more of this, my line bullshit. Your line is fucking heaven or hell, bitch. - It's an expose, hey, you gotta expose them. - Yeah, maybe next year, when is it going? - He's going to fantasy fest in a couple of weeks. - Yeah, we're going to fantasy fest, which is gonna be close, but dude, the level of homoerotic nonsense that was happening there, nobody wants to see that for our show, that's what I'm saying. I'll cover the fucking thing, dude. - I kind of feel like Ross does wanna see that. - I do want to see it. - He loves you. - I'll laugh forever, I'll say this. So, one of our partners in Heart AF Seltzer, shout out to Doug at Tactical Brewing down there in Orlando. - He's a Marine. So, if you're about to say some gay shit, it all makes sense. - No, so Doug's a Marine. - He's a Marine ever injury guy. - And even he said, "Hey, dude, I went to this fantasy fest "for a bachelor party." And he goes, "It was too much for me." - Dude, look. - Saying that as a Marine? Holy shit. - No, look, here's what I'm saying. Fantasy fest is gonna be fucking a cake walk compared to this fulsome. Do you see what's on screen right now? - Are you going with Jared? - Is that it? - I'm not sure his manager. - But, dude, yes. No, that's the only stuff you can show. If we would have recorded it, we would have had a 10 minute episode because everybody's naked, dude. Dude, Russ, there were people on the sidewalk while we were doing the interviews, staring at me, masturbating, staring at me. I'm not making myself-- - Did you stare back? - Yeah, just stare back? You got to establish, yeah. - You didn't talk getting a thing or two around here. - I mean, look, look. - There's an average day on the subway. - The dominant thing to do is to walk over. You got to walk over and spit in his hand. - You don't understand, dude. Anyways, look, here's the deal. Skagfest, we got some interviews there too. Again, this is not for my show, but we got some sort of supplemental stuff that we're gonna be putting out there as well. Cross promotion purposes. - Sure. - And so, Vegas almost killed me, literally. That was insane. And then this San Antonio episode, in all seriousness, I was actually quite shocked at how almost every single person we interviewed said they don't care. All the Mexicans, we interviewed a couple of black guys. They didn't even care. And then I even asked them, I was like, can I say it? And they were like, yeah, I don't care. Nobody cared. It was not what I was expecting. The only guy that cared was this white Australian, dude. And you know. - Oh, yeah. Well, watch the, watch "Street Guns" for tomorrow at 5 p.m. Central time here on YouTube. Looking forward to it. You're doing God's work, gear bear. We appreciate it. - Do you see this? Oh, that's fun. Is that a man just tied up with a shoe in his mouth? - That's full and fair, all right? - It's a family event. (laughing) - I thank God I didn't see any kids there. Dude. - Oh, that's great. - It was insane. And I think it's more than once a year, by the way. I think they might do it twice a year. - Why not? - If we did it, we would have to have like. - You'd have to put it on Pornhub. - Yeah. - Which could be a possibility. - It could be a drink and browse Patreon. - Could be only a fan. - I mean, I don't know. Do the fans want, do you guys want to see a bunch of dicks? 'Cause that's, I saw a hundred dicks. - Yeah, I do. Like, yeah, I want to see that. Nothing makes me laugh harder than that. Nothing on this earth. - All right, well, we'll do it, I guess. - Five o'clock tomorrow, "Street Guns" though. We appreciate it's sponsor-wise. Our next sponsor is mybookie.com promo code "drinkingbrows doubles" that first deposit all the way up to $1,000. Get off the couch and get into the action today with mybookie.com. NFL game tonight, big one, should be a fun one. Tampa Bay at Atlanta. My bookie has the best teasers in the biz there. You can kind of choose from six, six and a half to seven. Spread it out, do both in the same game. Here is my bet tonight from my bookie. We usually post this in "Dream Your Bro" sports in the Facebook group, but I wanted to show you how you do it over there. So I took Tampa Bay plus seven and a half tonight and then I dropped the overdown to 38 points. I put 300 on it, dude, I'm feeling good about it. Feeling good about it. Every time I bet against the Falcons, it usually works out. Usually works out for me pretty well, so. It's not like the Vikings. The Vikings have fucked me all year round. But tons of great college football games this weekend, tons of great NFL games this weekend, it's a bet on UFC Delco on Saturday night. Pereira. - Yeah, against round three. - He's gonna fuck him up. - It'll be a good one. - It'll be fun. Pereira win, it'll be a good fight. He'll probably knock him out. - I don't know if it'll be a good fight, but it'll be fun. - Well, I mean, when I say crazy, it's gonna happen. - A good fight to me is when somebody gets their fucking head caked in. And that's what Pereira's gonna do, so. - Yeah, I think that'll be fun. - Probably not the best, there's other fights on the card to bet on that'll be fun. That one I wouldn't, I mean. - I think I might kind of like-- - Is there a good bet maybe the under or something? But the under's probably one and a half, right? - I would say probably Wonder Boy as a dog. - Yeah, he's the last one on the pre-lin. So that'll be a good fight. - Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. Oldest card in the history of the UFC. You can bet on all the fights. - Yeah, what's Wonder Boy? - You can parlay all of those. You can parlay UFC, by the way, with a college game or an NFL game that lets you do everything on there. It's great. Huge fan, go to mybookie.com, promo code drinkingbroze doubles that first deposit all the way up to $1,000. - Wonder Boy. - Was this against us? - Wonder Boy is 41. - 41, calm down. - 41, calm down. I thought he was 38. - Dean, dude. - Still getting after. He still looks like he looks better than I ever have in my entire life. - I know, I know. Train's hard. He's down in North Carolina, I believe. - Maybe he swam there. - Maybe he did. Next up, CBP one app on display. During the vice presidential debate, immigration became a heated topic, obviously, leading to a brief microphone muting, for no reason, of both Senator J.D. Vance and Governor Tim Walz. Which, by the way, none of them were out of control and it warranted a fucking mic muting, in my opinion. Neither of these candidates. - The calmest debate I've ever seen in my life. - Yes. There was no fucking reason for this. - Everybody was respectful, even to each other. - Yes. - It's like, shut the fuck up, dude. - The moderate. - We've got a lot to get to. We've got a lot to get to. And I hate to say Chris Cuomo said it best, 'cause I've never said that my entire life, but he did, he goes, what's a lot to get to? You're the leader of the fucking country. Like, yeah, explain the issues. Like, neither of them had a problem with it. The moderators did, but not the candidates. Fuck, man. But the back and forth that we're talking to, focused on the CBP one app, a critical tool in US border policy. Now, Vance criticized the app, describing it as a way for migrants to obtain legal status at the wave of a Kamala Harris Open Border wand. That was his exact quote during the debates. However, moderator, Margaret Brennan fact checked his claims, pointing out that many immigrants using the app entered the US illegally. Since your fact check in me, Vance said, I think it's important to say what's actually going on. So there's an application called the CBP one app. - Which hasn't existed since 1990, because apps haven't. - Yeah, well, phones haven't, so cell phones didn't. Where you can find and go on and apply for asylum, or apply for parole and be granted legal status. So, with the parole thing, by the way, this is something I wanted to ask you about, what the fuck does that mean? - Parole means what it means in every legal sense. It means, technically speaking, you're still under charges or convicted of something. - Even if you're in another country. - But yeah, yeah, but we're paroleing you in. Well, I mean, so it's the presumption that you're gonna break the law, the law being unlawful presence, which is a law. - Yeah. - It is not a citation, it is a fucking crime to be in this country illegally, just be clear. Tom Homan, H-O-M-A-N, if you wanna look up his testimony in front of Congress a couple of years ago, he outlines it all this really well. We'll have him on the show at some point if he gets unbusy, he's very busy. - For sure. - But that's essentially what it means. So you-- - It's a free mobile app, right? - You state your intent, essentially, to break the law and come into the country. But you say, "But I'm an asylum seeker," right? So they parole you into the country as a temporary asylum seeker while they adjudicate your case, which can take seven years. - Why? - I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know. - Automatic, no, Doug. - Trump had the remaining Mexico policy, it was very effective. Now, Tim also, have you believe this isn't true? On one side, I mean, the left is doing this fucking parlor game but they're moving pieces around. One, it's not true. One, the CBP app is existed for fucking 30 years. That's definitely not even possible. Technologically, it's not possible. The other thing is, these leftist twats will refer to these people as, "Oh, they're here legally. "They're here legally." No, they're not. There is a process for legal asylum claims. You stay in your fucking host country and you ask permission, and then we adjudicate it, then you could come in. That's how the system works. That's the law on the books, right? Kamah Harris and Joe Biden saying, "That's not real." Doesn't make it not real, right? - He flew him in from another country? - Yes, yeah, the American taxpayers paid for all this. Now, it's a free app. People are downloading it down there, filling out their asylum claim and getting into the country same day, same fucking day. Now, they wanna pretend like this shit's not happening, right? Like, "Oh, this is just a normal legal process for everything." Bob, go ahead and play this Twitter video. There's a guy who went through the whole process on his, it looks like it was on TikTok, but he shows you everything from start to finish. This is how long it takes you to actually do this shit. - Okay. - After watching that vice presidential debate last night, I was curious just how easy that CPP1 app was to use. So I downloaded it. - So once you create an account from the main page, you just have to choose if you're the smuggler or the smuggleee. - Then you just gotta fill in basic info, first name, last name, you know, all the basics. I don't know my gender yet, I'm still figuring that out. Now it's time to take a selfie and a passport or any identification is also optional. - That's so good. - Then it asks you which state you're headed to. I said I didn't know the address, I didn't know the city. I just chose California. And then I added the first zip code that Google gave me for California. - And that's it, I'm good to go. It does let you choose between like eight different bridges to meet under. I chose the Eagle Pass Bridge to meet under. - Is that true? - I just have to wait until noon, so a couple more hours to actually meet my point. - And they'll send sport patrol to come pick you up for you in the country. - No, I know what you're saying. - You, that's Carlos Mancia, correct. I was just trying to show you how easy it was to register. I'm just a white dude from Michigan, this took me five minutes. Someone who really wants to get into this country, get temporary asylum with open-ended expiration dates, they'll just use their own picture. I said I have no documentation, I have no ID, no passport, no license. There is no way to cross check who I say I am with who I really am. All they go off of is the picture that you submit. - So, for the audio listeners there, yes, he used a photo of Carlos Mancia. More importantly though, he made up a name, it was Jesus Gonzalez. - Funny. - Which is awesome. And he really didn't put in an address or anything else. - No address, now I think it does give you the option to put in biometric information. So technically you could, which is to say fingerprints, eye scans, stuff like that, but that would be stuff they do at the border. Unless, this is how 500 people from the Terror Watch has made it in this country, because they fill all the shit out remotely and then they show up and sneak through, right? It's like, oh, I'm part of this group or whatever. - Yeah. - It is fucking crazy. It's fucking crazy. - I can't believe it, that's the first time I've seen this. - You have to, under normal circumstances, you would come to a border crossing and remain in that country, right? You would stay in Mexico or wherever it was, or even in your home country, El Salvador, Venezuela, fucking Dominican, Haiti, wherever the fuck you're coming from. And you would fill out the request, right? And the federal government would adjudicate something called credible fear. You would tell them why you're fleeing, and they would adjudicate credible fear, which is does this person qualify to be an asylum seeker, or do they just wanna come here and work, right? Like, if it's somebody from Mexico, it doesn't count. - Okay. - It doesn't count, right? Like, there's nothing to flee in Mexico that they're not gonna experience here as well, right? Like, certainly there's political corruption and shit like that. - Cartels. - But it's not like, yeah, that's not a thing. So they skip this whole process, they skip it. You fill out four lines of information on a fucking app, and then literally they tell you where to come meet them so they can escort you into the country. - Holy shit, dude. - Yeah, yeah. - How do you know where to get to, like the bridge and eagle pass, you know? - You just ask a coyote. - Really? - Yeah. - God damn it, dude, that's wild. Yeah, I look, I heard about it so, obviously it's the debate with everybody else. Yeah, we didn't have cell phones in 1990, and we're apps or any of that shit. - Yeah, so no idea it was this, this is-- - So when Tim Wallace and Kamala Harris and all their surrogates, both elected people and in the media, tell you that these are all legal immigrants, that's what they mean. That's the legal immigrant they're talking about. Somebody from fucking Haiti, literally from Haiti, who fucking spent two minutes on an app from the creation of their account to the time they got their shit, met up with some CBP people at the fucking border under a bridge, and now they're in fucking San Diego. And I bet they got more than $750. - Yeah, the Catholic Church gives them a 2,500 bucks, and a phone. - Oh, and a phone too, no shit. - Yep. - Fuckin' a, man, it's awesome to be illegal here. Next up, Dominican Republic begins mass deportation of Haitians. Why? Why? - I don't know, there's good people on both sides, you know? - The Dominican Republic says it plans to deport up to 10,000 undocumented migrants a week to combat uncontrolled migration. So now the D.R.s got it too. - Dude, Jesus Christ. - So the D.R., Dominican Republic and Haiti are on the same island called Hispaniola, right? And there's a mountain range through the middle of it. - Okay. - On one side, there is Haiti, and on the east side, there's Dominican Republic. Dominican Republic is okay, right? I mean, it's like-- - Never been. - It's not the best place in the world, but it's a Caribbean country, you know, that-- - People vacation there. - Yeah, people definitely go on vacation there. And then there's Haiti, where people also go on vacation, actually. The northern part of Haiti, up near that port, it starts with an owl, a camera, the new one. - Conan O'Brien went there for a special, I remember watching that, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, it's pretty funny, to be honest. But-- - Looking back at it, yeah. - Yeah, but yeah, people are just traversing that mountain range and sneaking into the Dominican Republic. And look, genetically speaking, this is the same general group of people. - Yeah. - Culturally, very different. One side is Catholic, right? The Dominicans are all Catholic, and on the western side, they're all fucking lunatics that eat cats and other people. - A lot of voodoo. - When rituals. - When the country broke down, when Haiti broke down last year, or earlier this year, I don't know what it was, then the leader of the resistance was a man named barbecue who ate other human beings. - Yeah. - Yeah. - They would never eat cats, that's racist. Like, okay, man. All right, they're eating cats, they're eating dogs, Dominican is tired of it. So they're, the present spokesperson, spokesman, Homerro Figueroa, who blamed the international community's slow response to months of gang violence and neighboring Haiti, and it's failure to restore stability. I don't know why you're on that island, fuck face. Why is it our job to come down and fix your island? Just go mow those people down, and throw them into the ocean, and take the entire island, what are you doing? - Take over, yeah. - I don't understand. - Take over the island at this point. - I know that-- - I didn't know it was all in the same place. - I know we're all sensitive and shit now, but wars of conquest have happened since the beginning of fucking humanity. It's time for one there. - They're happening now in Ukraine. - People need to get pushed into the ocean here. Critics say the government of his boss, Luis Abineneur, whatever the fuck his name is, have treated Haitian migrants inhumanely, many of whom are fleeing extreme gang violence and poverty in the capital port of Prince. Well, it's a big country, not that big, but it's big enough to not be in port of Prince and go somewhere else. You're not entitled to flee your country and go somewhere else just because it sucks. You know what a man would do is kill those people that are fucking making your country bad. - Yeah, I mean, Bob Hoppe, a map of Haiti and the DR here, I just wanna see it. I was unaware. So they're attached and all that separates us because it's a mountain, no shit. - Yeah, Haiti's just off the southeast coast of Cuba. So if they're in the left-hand top-left corner, that's Cuba right there. - Okay. - God damn. Never cared to go, so never bothered to go. - Yeah, you should never. Lobbity is the name of the port in the north that's relatively calm up there. Port of Prince is kind of the V right there. It's right there in the crux of the V. That's where Port of Prince is. - Yeah, my dad had to go down there and do some business for a while, for the cable industry and every time he went, they had to go with armed guards and all that other shit and it was miserable. I couldn't leave his fucking room. You know, you'd have dinner in the hotel, not leave the hotel, and then they would fucking sit outside your door, so. - It's fun, Haiti's fun. And if you're the DR, yeah, why not just take it over? If it's on the same island, it looks pretty fucking easy there. Did they not have a military or anything? - I don't know what the DR's military capabilities are. Probably not great. - Okay. - Interesting. - But certainly better than whatever the fuck is going on in whatever, in Haiti. - Now your dream of a trebuchet, since these are connected and all that separates, it is a mountain range, that would come in handy right now. - It would be, I mean, just on the side of the mountain. If they indeed are coming through those goat trails or whatever the fuck's going on in those mountains, just, yeah, set up a catapult. You don't need a trebuchet for this, it'd be more of a catapult. - Okay. - Or a springboard, right? - That sounds fun. - Yeah. Yeah, that's what I would do. Just launch them back, at least into their own country. - Fuck, dude. This is going on everywhere. That's nuts. Next up, ad-wise, we going to Adam and Eve today, Bob? - No, no. - We're not, huh? - I mean, we can't. - Oh, we gotta keep it off you too. Well, we can't get in flag for it. - Bob texted me this morning and said that he hopes these, that labor leader, not the labor leader, but the longshoreman, what was it? What would you say, Bob? - Get replaced by one robot and then another robot is invented to sodomize them. - Oh, shit, dude. - You don't need to invent it, it already exists. - Does it really? - You never seen those fucking dick machines, or I don't know what they're called. - Dick machines are great, I like that. - I mean, that's what I would call it. - Talking about like a drill dough, like an old school. - It's kind of, yeah, but it's on a fucking, like, mechanical arm, and it just... It's maybe piston driven, I don't know. - Yeah, we got something. We kept getting dinged for some of these here. Yeah, I don't think... - Well, they're not on today, it's bioprotein. - They're not on today, good. We'll do bioprotein. - But yeah, that's one of fact.com. - It looks like a fucking, that looks like a maud deuce browning fucking machine gun, 50 calories. Actually, it kind of looks like a 30 caliber. - Is there any way to just click that photo, without showing the rest of what's in the, that's around? - The dales? - Yeah, come off the, yeah, wait for it. - There we go. - This is exactly as Dan explained. - Just grabbed it here. - Just grabbed it here. - So, is it gonna smart remote control? Six speeds. - Oh, and the dildos are for the thing. I got you, so they got five different dildos that you can put on the end of that thing. - Attachments, yeah. - Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense now. 449 seems relatively cheap, but yeah, we'll do bioproteintech.com today. Guys, if you're over 30, here's why your hormones suck every year after puberty, your human growth hormone levels, well, they start to decrease. That fucking happens, bro. So you gotta take care of it. 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Conscience the spell with a K too. Is it was Keshan? - Really? - Sure is. - Keshan conscience Jimerson. Is there a picture of this fucking guy? - Jim Jam. - Joe Jimmy. - Jim Jam. - Fuck. - Yeah, that's him. - Okay. - Fucking retard. - Called 911 just after 2 p.m. and told the operator he had stabbed someone and would be standing outside with the knife. Jimerson also claimed self-defense during the call. Police said the 911 caller said they had stabbed the handyman inside the house. So according to Fox 13 in Seattle, witnesses told police they heard arguing and then saw Jimerson with a large butcher knife covered in blood. Jesus Christ. When this is told police that a 65-year-old handyman and veteran Michael Gray was bleeding out and yelled for Jimerson to call 911. So he was calling for the guy that stabbed him to call 911? - I guess. I don't know. Keep reading though, 'cause it gets better. - Yeah, when officers arrived at the apartment, they discovered Gray with stab wounds to his side and back. Officers immediately rendered aid, but Gray died at the home. Police said officers also recovered the knife from a sink full of detergents. Court records show police said Jimerson remained on the scene and was detained. When law enforcement officers asked if they objected to Jimerson's release, they marked yes on a court form for stating Jimerson, who is 19, stabbed a 65-year-old man with a large knife during an argument. At his first court appearance, 27 hours after his arrest, Judge initially set bail at $50,000 despite finding probable cause for second degree murder and the prosecutor asking for a $2 million bail. This gets worse, doesn't it? - Yeah, so the prosecutor has filed a motion to increase bail and bring him back that he rescheduled for today, so we'll see how that goes. Excuse me. Detective said that surveillance video show, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim. - Jimerson? - Chasing Gray, the handyman, down from behind and hitting him in the back of the head with a large wooden club. You can see there's pictures of it in this article, Bob. - Really? - Yeah. Then striking him two more times in the head after he fell to the ground. The video then shows Gray getting up and turning to interact with Jimerson who runs off as both men enter the apartment out of you a camera. So basically, this kid ran up and clubbed homeboy over the back of the head twice, and then it sounds like the guy maybe came in after him and then he stabbed him death afterwards. Yeah, to me, this is a summary execution. We need to bring Judge Dred back in this country. Just to give sheriffs, you know, like, hey man, look, if somebody's doing this stuff right here, you just let the guy who we attack kill him. Like, hey, this is the guy that just fucking hit you over the head with something. - Yeah. - Shoot him in the face. We'll leave his body here for his friends to find. - And I think that'd be fine, and it would solve a lot of problems, and also we wouldn't have to pay for it. Like taxpayers wouldn't have to pay for this. - Yeah, a lot of that. - Now the shitbird's gonna be in jail for the rest of his life. - A lot less, Cachons, running around. - Cachon conscience with a K. Both Ks, by the way, Cachon and conscience. So each one of the K there. In that case, man, fuck. - Just to be clear from the individual perspective, from your perspective as a citizen in this country, there are only a few things you can do here. One is leave liberal states. You can't live in blue states. Leave liberal cities. You can't live there either, right? You just can't, you can't live there anymore. - It's just for safety. - Keep your head on a swivel and be prepared to kill multiple people who attack you in public. Kill them all. Like don't leave any witnesses. Nobody to give a fucking different statement than what you're gonna give. That's my legal advice. Kill them all. - Fuckin' a dude. This is a wild story, man. Yeah, shit. Next up, Israel is spying on the UK. Former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson claims a listening device was found in his bathroom. Oof. Would you wanna listen to him in the bathroom, dude? Boris Johnson? - No, he parties. So he doesn't, not a lot of solitude. - No, it's gonna be sniffs and shits. - An English diet plus him partying? Yeah, it's not gonna be good shits. - Pull up a pick of Boris Johnson, Bob, because that's sniffs and shits in there and that's it, bro. He's doing cocaine and then he's shitting it out immediately in there. Man, would you wanna hear that? - Cool. - Bob, can you do, I don't hate to put you in a spot here, but can you do an impression of a fucking posh British man shitting? (laughing) Is that a thing? (grunting) - Oh yes, oh my, all right. Gonna sit down on the toilet here. Sit down on the loo, got a little bit of, (screaming) Oh, that was troublesome. (screaming) I don't know. - That's perfect. - Round of applause. Give me applause button and jack that up. (cheering) There we go. - Just for that, you've got the rest of the day out. - Yeah, after the show's over, you've got the rest of the day out there. - After the show's over, you've got the rest of the day out there. - Thanks, I appreciate it. - She doesn't have to do a fucking solo softcore. Thanks. - Yeah, dude. I mean, Bob earned it. Sorry. - We don't own softcore, so that's your business. - Yeah, that's look, man. That's on you, friend. He did a fucking off the cuff, old British man shitting. That's a big ass. - British came inside us as British bumps and beans. Bumps and beans sounds like fun to me, actually. - Bumps and beans. That's the name of my garage. - That's actually a British cocaine porno website, 'cause I'll just do it with bumps off clits. - That's the British version of nude Africa. - Oh, I love nude Africa. There are a lot of people going to nude Africa these days after Mr. Robinson was there. Next up. - Wait, we didn't even do the story. We just went in front of Boris Johnson for a minute. - Oh, fuck. I mean, I thought we were done after listening to Vites. - No, no, no. - Are we shocked? I mean, fuck. - Oh, Netanyahu came to visit Boris Johnson and then he found listening devices in his bathroom. - Yeah? - Johnson says Netanyahu excused himself to use the bathroom, which Johnson says existed within a, quote, secret annex. Beebe report, repaired, thither, Beebe repaired for a while. - Okay. - And it may or may not be a coincidence, but I'm told that later when they were doing a regular sweep for bugs, they found a listening device in the thunder box. - What's the thunder box? - Is what he says in his new book. The auto-thunder box is a reference to the secret annex. Or if that's what Boris Johnson calls his toilet. But I know what I'm calling mine now. - Yeah, the thunder box. - The fucking thunder box. - If he does call his toilet the thunder box dude, all in on that. - Yeah, I like that. And then the telegraph reported around the same time Israel was accused of planning listening to devices in the White House as well. According to US officials, Washington concluded that Israel was likely behind a placement of cell phone surveillance devices that were found near the White House and other sensitive locations around the Capitol. Israel is our greatest ally. Correct? - Yeah, well, apparently. - From time to time, our interests intersect. But Israel is not, not only are they not our greatest ally, they are not our ally in any sense of the word. - Why do they want any info from us? - They spy on us more than any other country. - I know, you've said that in the past, but why? Can you describe that to the audience? - So they, because, so they can use APAC to influence our politicians. That's why. - Oh, gotta, gotta, gotta. So what are they hoping to get? - So we now know for an absolute, I had a conversation with a man who was involved in the investigation two weeks ago. We can now say for an absolute certainty that Jeffrey Epstein was a Mossad agent. He was working for Mossad to blackmail American politicians. That was his primary function here in America. - And that's why that list has never come out? - That's why it will never come out. 'Cause it's probably both sides, I would imagine. - It's everybody. - Yeah. - It's everybody. The speaker of the house, Mike Johnson, he's on that list. - No shit. - To me, I would love the list to come out. I don't give a fuck which side it's on. And then get 'em out of there. - Well, but if you, by get 'em out of there, if you mean dump them into a fucking volcano, then yes. Absolutely. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. No shit. Okay. That's wild, man. But let's give 'em some more money. And then we'll give the people in North Carolina $750, $750 over there. For me, him wiretap and shit are listing devices, whatever you wanna call it. Not surprised by that at all. Not surprised they're doing it anywhere. I imagine we're also probably doing the same thing around the world. - Probably, yeah. - Yeah. - I would think so, yeah. - I think it's a nice little game of back and forth that everybody's got going on. - We don't need to play at listening devices in rooms though we got better technology than that. - What is it? - So do you know, sound is a vibration, right? It's a wave. Sound isn't something that you can see necessarily, but there are physical properties to it. We're talking in this room right now, the right kind of equipment. If there was a window right there, could fucking measure the vibration on the window and hear exactly what we're saying. It just reconstitutes it into language. - Oh, gotcha. - Yeah. So one of the ways, like if you go to the agency, if you go to Langley, I don't know if they're still using this particular tech or not, but they made these little devices that almost looked like what do you call it, telegram thing. - Yeah, yeah. - But it vibrates the window in a different pattern so you can't read it like that. - No shit. - Text weird. - That's fun though. It's fun. But listening to this footage would not be fun at all, man. This guy fucking shitting it out. - I would be fucking hilarious, to be honest. - It would be really funny. - Here's why it would be funny is because some kind of fucking Intel analyst, some low level Intel analyst, spent 16 hours a day listening to Boris Johnson take shit. - All day long. - That's all they do. It's like, they can, and now they can tell his asshole apart from other assholes. Like that's not Boris. That's not Boris. - I know Boris Johnson, asshole, that's not Boris. - Holy shit, dude. I wonder if he ever boned in there. You ever think he boned in the Thunder Box? One would say yes. - Yeah, I mean, he at least fucking pounded off in there. - 'Cause I think, was it during COVID bomb that he got popped for having orgies or some fucking crazy? - Parties for sure. I'm not sure about the orgies. - They were definitely funny. - But let's say a party's an orgy. Like, you're not throwing parties anymore. - Oh, not. But I mean, this guy is all sausage and pints. Like, you know what I mean? - Yeah, it is just. - It's a mess down there. And the stink, if there was a stink device where you could, you know, transport that as well and kind of box that up, a little fart box. - Well, that exists, yeah. - Send it back to somebody. No, but I want it like a glass cube. Like that game show. And I want it shipped off. And then boom, you have to open it up to really see who that guy is on the inside. Man, what a devastation. Next up, shit. Bonsawise is our own dude. Drinking bros, merch, the store is rocking right now. Bob, pull up drinking bros.com. We got all the fun stuff in there these days. All the new shirts are up there. The barbecue set. We put that in there for the rest of football season. That's fucking awesome. You have one over here, I think, by the way. It's amazing, dude. Big fan of that. So we put the whole bundle in there for thrilling and grilling, as I like to say. All the new hoodies are in there. Just got some for the Ohio State game. We'll be there next week up in Oregon. So those will be shipped down. And then yes, Delco, if you go back, I did get you an Oregon one. Okay, I know you love them. I know you expect them to win. - It's my team. - And I got, yeah. You picked them to win the National Championship this year. Obviously I've been to Ohio State. I got you an Oregon shirt, so it's on the way. I got a couple already. - No, I mean, a nice, one of the brand new ones from Harnia, friend. - Okay. - So, there it is right there. - I do rock and organ gear all weekend. - There it is right there, yeah. - Bob, do we have, do we have any audio from that device? - Sure don't. - Sure don't, friend. - Sure don't. - Somebody in chat was asking. - But the bro box is rocking. Those are available right now. These little guys in front of me here, they get shipped out once a month right to your doorstep. And then it's a bunch of cool shit that you get once and then it never comes back. It never comes back again. So, order that, all the new t-shirts there, all the hard AF mugs, the little helmets in there from Rydell. Brandon Ickert, dude, shout out to him. He's doing a great job over there. So, go to drinkingbros.com. Buy some merch, dude. Next up, enough of this trainee bullshit to the Virginia-based West Point school board, agreed to pay a former high school teacher, $575,000 in damages and attorney's fees after he refused to call a transgender student by their preferred pronouns. Is this real? This is why we call this show Fake News. Is this real? - Yeah, they fired somebody because the dude refused to participate in somebody's delusion, basically. - The guy says I was wrongfully fired from my teaching job because my religious beliefs put me on a collision course with school administrators who mandated that teachers ascribe to only perspective on gender identity, their preferred view. I loved, what's his name, Peter Vlaming? I loved teaching French and gracefully tried to accommodate every student in my class, but I couldn't say something that directly violated my conscience. I'm very grateful for the work of the attorneys and the Alliance Defending Freedom to bring my case to victory. Oh, so we won this fucking thing. Okay, and I hope it helps protect every school teacher and professor's fundamental First Amendment rights. I thought the teacher had to pay this fucking money at the school and I was gonna lose my shit here. Vlaming who taught French for seven years at the high school, lost his job after the board, made the unanimous 50 decision to fire him. What state was this in? - Virginia. - Virginia. No shit. - Virginia is full on lefty retards, because most of the people that work in federal government live in Virginia. - Right. - There's some in Maryland, but it's mostly Virginia. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, it's crazy nonsense. But there's been a string of these lately from the Supreme Court and federal courts, like the praying football coach, I did a citizen with him this morning, Joe Kennedy, yeah. - He's coming on drinking bros next week. Yeah, and then there's been a bunch of people reinstated from their jobs, a bunch of people have gotten lawsuits paid. They've won pretty much every case. - That's amazing. But yeah, according to the school, 'cause this is a really interesting statement they said right afterwards, Peter wasn't fired for something he said. He was fired for something he couldn't say. Fuck does that mean? The school board violated his First Amendment rights under the Virginia Constitution in commonwealth here. - Well, so, and forget about Virginia in general, 'cause this could have gone to the Supreme Court and he would have won as well. The Supreme Court ruled a very long time ago. Bob, I don't remember when it was exactly, but compelled speech is unconstitutional. And I think it was like forcing people to say the Pledge of Allegiance or something in schools was deemed unconstitutional. As it should be, you can't compel speech. If somebody wants to be entitled to be, frankly. - The West Virginia State Board of Education v. Barnett. - Yeah, when was that? It was like '70s? - No, it was '43. - '43. - The court rule of state cannot force children to stand, salute the flag, and recite the Pledge of Allegiance. - In 1943, and by the way, this is before, I think 10 years later, 1953, is when under God was added, right? So it wasn't like a religious issue or anything like that. - Got it. - Under God wasn't in the original Pledge of Allegiance. - I didn't know that. - Which was also written by a socialist, just to be clear. - Yeah, Eisenhower's signed a bill that added under God to the Pledge of Allegiance in 1954. - '54, excuse me, yeah. At any rate, yeah, this is good. These cases are making their way into the courts. The courts, as it were, even in some lefty states, have been pretty good. Virginia's have deeply left state at this point. California courts just ruled that that fucking AI meme bullshit that Governor Gavin Newsom designed is unconstitutional. - Oh, no shit. - So you can make your AI memes now. And look, we've been doing it. The battle on being made like a full on campaign ad of him and publish it in his state. - That's really funny. - 'Cause they don't give a fuck. - I think people really overrate the courts being partisan. I think the courts largely rule, like you get big headline stories about like some activist judge or some super conservative judge, but like the overwhelming majority of the time, I feel like the courts rule-- - The federal appeals courts are pretty consistent, except for the Ninth Circuit. That's the only one that's problematic, really, to be honest. Other than the third, fifth, seventh year old. I mean, yeah. - You're talking about the Supreme Court too? - Yes, these are federal appeals courts. Definitely the Supreme Court. - Yeah. - Supreme Court, I think it's like, what is it like 60% of their cases are nine zero or something. - At least, that's definitely the majority. And even most of the cases where they don't agree. - It's not partisan. - Right, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It typically goes by the letter to law. So it's like, all right. - Yeah, it's meant to be like these cases are fucking, you, we're not going to go into it, but there's a rubric. Do you have standing, like, are you the aggrieved party and then has a law actually, or your rights, been actually violated? It's, most of them are pretty clear cut, I think. - And a lot of times people just do a bad job at presenting their case. - Yeah, half the time that's what it is. And frankly, Roe v. Wade was bad. Like, the case law was bad. And Ruth Bader Ginsburg said that. And so did many, many other legal scholars over the years. That's why it went down, because it's unconstitutional. Not because people want a banned abortion. Some people do, that's not what I'm saying, but that's not why they fucking overturned it, because of the bad case law. - Okay. - The end. - Now it's time for the drinking bro of the week. - I got some. - Talk about drinkandbrows.com earlier. You can submit there, where you can get the merch and all that other fun stuff and get the bro box that'll come emailed directly to us. And then you've got some and I'll read some. Go ahead, let's fire away. - So today, today is, hold on, just a second. - October 3rd. - Yeah, it's October 3rd. - 2024. - Yeah, October 3rd, 1993 was the battle of Moby D. Shoe. Black Hawk Down. - So, what are you looking at, 31 years? - Yeah. - Yeah, so two guys, I'm sure you've all read the book and seen the movie at this point, but these are real people. Randy Sugar and Gary Gordon, two Delta operators, were circling overhead over Michael Durant, who still lied, by the way, thanks to these men, his crash site. And they requested repeatedly to be inserted so they could defend his crash site against thousands of fucking people. They knew what they were getting into and they went down there and on a suicide mission to save this dude's life and they did. And they were awarded the, posthumously, the Medal of Honor for it. - The first, I think the first one's awarded since NOM. - Yeah. - And also, one of them, I forget which one, played by Jamie Lannister in the film. - That's funny. - Yeah, it was... - I screen-sessed the script. - Gary Gordon, he played Gary Gordon, yeah. - It was one of the best scripts I'd ever read my entire life here. - It's one of the best movies I've ever seen, and especially after, like when I saw it before, you know, I was in the military, it was a great movie, afterwards, like, man, what a great job they did on everything. - There's a, that movie feels like, so for most combat movies or war movies, I feel like it's more important. I don't, like, it needs to be authentic-ish, but it more importantly needs to, like, convey to a non-combat experience person what combat would feel like, what the experience feels like. Whereas if you were in combat, you would be like, I think a perfect example of that is, like, fury. - Yeah, fury is definitely not as... - Fury's great, it's a great script. - Yeah, but it's not, if you, like, if you watched the combat of it, you'd be like, you would never do this, you would never do, like, there's certain things. But, I feel like Black Hawk Down, even more than, like, saving Private Ryan, maybe about the same as, like, Band of Brothers. - It was one of the- - Nails, both the emotion that a non-experienced person would have, like, conveying what it feels like, and also conveying to a combat that what the, like, the actual, like, oh, yes, that is real, that is what would happen. - Yeah, I mean, from soup to nuts or nose to tail, probably the best war movie ever made, I think. It's, it touches on all that stuff. I mean, the, when they're sitting in the casualty selection point, and people regrouping to the lull before another gun fight, like, all these things are things that you experience. I think a lot of, I think a lot of people who, a lot of people signed up because of 9/11, but I think this movie was a big part of that as well, to be honest. And I say this a lot, but it matters, it matters who your heroes are in culture. If your heroes are, you know, assholes, who are taking selfies all the time, Kardashians and fucking shitbag, people like that, then you're gonna get that. If your heroes are dudes that are willing to literally jump into fucking combat and save their buddy, then that's my hero. - Yeah, and Bob, I get a really cool behind the scenes story that I've never shared about this film in particular. So, when you screen test for this, it's typically an audition, you're on tape, and then they'll make the decision afterwards. I get a call, I was shooting a movie in Austin, and they said, when my agent said, "Hey, they're gonna fly you back first class for a meeting on this." And I was like, "Why? I've already screen tested and everything else." And I go, "Who's the meeting with?" I said, "Really Scott and Jerry Bruckheimer." And I go, "Just the two of them?" And I go, "Yeah, just the two of them." And flew me back on their own dime, everything else. I didn't know what I was walking into. They wanted to have a private meeting with everyone, just to see what kind of human being they were. And all they wanted to do was talk about where I was from, my life and everything else, and make sure that they knew what the importance was of this film. And if you were on board to do it, and to this day, out of the thousands of shit that I've read for, I've never, nobody's ever taken the time like that, to do something like this and spend their own money to do it, and it was a great film. But the guy who beat me out was Orlando something. - Yeah. - Can't remember his last name. - Oh, yeah. - It was Orlando Bloom. But the fact that they were flying everybody out, just to have a 45 minute, it was a 45 minute or an hour conversation with everybody about what a human being you were, and then the importance of this movie, never, nobody's ever done that in Hollywood. - Well, they did a great job. I mean, it's-- - 'Cause they cared. They actually, I mean, for real, these guys cared, the two of them. Really fucking cared. - And I think it was good. I think movies like that are good. Like, that band of brothers, the Pacific, to show not for the sake of the military or the veteran, by the way, but to show the American people that it's this idea of America's, like, how hard people will fight for it, I think is an important message to send to people. - And it's also too, man. I mean, if, like, if you care about your job in any capacity, like, this is what you should do. 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