Lila Hart and Keanu Thompson join Chrissie for another SimpCast! Topics discussed are Nick Rekeita, Gavin McInnes, Ethan Ralph and more!
Chrissie Mayr Podcast
CMP 764 - SimpCast - Chrissie Mayr, Keanu Thompson, Lila Hart
(upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Hey everybody. My name is Frankie with Dawn, you're listening to "Send Cast With Chrissy Meyer." I'm Frankie Dawn. (dog barks) (dog barks) (dog barks) (dog barks) (dog barks) (dog barks) (dog barks) (dog barks) (dog barks) (dog barks) (dog barks) - This is Collins for Ayala, hi, so. - Hey, do you remember me? - Who's this? - Nick. - No. - And last name, girls. Nick Gers, I don't know names. I don't remember my mom's name. If you would tell me my mom, I wouldn't remember her name. Like I'm really bad with names, how do you look? - When you see my name, again, I don't even know if you heard my name. - Nick Gers. - Thank you, Greg. - Why, why? - Why do you have to call him like that? Why do you have to call him like that? I'm not even calling her, it's a horrible, horrible call, right? I'm gonna play you a little sign. - My Gers, oh Nick. - Me Chinese, me play jokes. Me put pee pee in your cup. (upbeat music) - What's up? - Hey. - Whoa! - Look at that. - What's up guys? (laughing) - I was craving the Slurpee. (laughing) - Can I get my change back correctly? (laughing) - You know, we'll, - I feel like a lot of us are conservative in the way that we just want to be able to, say the N-word and then not really math. (laughing) - That's all I want, come on! (laughing) - You know what I'm just gonna ask? Can't I just say the N-word? Does that make me a bad person? (laughing) - Come on guys. - Well, it's a huge fan of yours. She loves sexy TV. - Oh, great. - I do. I love your show, big fans. - All she wants is to be able to say the N-word, but that's the only thing that's holding her back in life. - Yeah. - Oh, it just, you go like this. (beep) (laughing) (dramatic music) - I'm taking the dog. Dumbass. - I'm taking the dog. (dramatic music) (laughing) - This is happy to have the attention. (laughing) This is happy to have the attention. (dramatic music) ♪ I got tired of skimming ♪ ♪ Or the raster ♪ ♪ It's me ♪ ♪ Hi ♪ ♪ All in the bag, it's me ♪ (audience applauding) - Our next guest is originally from Dang The Whole Noise. He enjoys cold beer and hot music. Says that he and his mom don't see eye to eye on his love life. And he claims that his job is costing several relationships. Please welcome Robert Faggot. (audience applauding) - Robert, how are you? How's she? - Faggot is rather an odd name. - Yeah, you know, it is a odd name. (dramatic music) - Speak does not make you intelligent, now get out of here. - Mom, mom, miss a step. 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Welcome, welcome to your very, very favorite Sunday night YouTube show. It is simpcast. Welcome, hope everybody is having a good week. You know, Keanu, do you consider the beginning of the week to be Sunday or Monday? - Oh, it's 100% Monday. - Okay. 'Cause I think Big Calendar wants us to think that the week begins on Sunday. The man in the sky said it's supposed to be a day of rest. Why would you begin the week with a day of rest, right? - Why is it even on the calendar, you know? 'Cause once it's on the calendar, you can schedule things. - It's a placeholder, like the placebo pill in your birth control. - Exactly, right. It doesn't do anything just to keep you on track, right? - Yes. Hello, everybody. God, there's talk to me. I'm sorry. You've taken to be just putting us all in here with you. - Oh, no. - Sometimes you go, you know? - I'm like sipping a card. - All right. All right, you know what? That's... I've taken her out. Usually, I use this time to promote upcoming comedy gigs or, I don't know, a pregnancy YouTube special that you may or may not have watched already. And you know what? Actually, I do have a stand-up comedy gig to book. I'm so used to my maternity leave, but actually July 20th, I'll be doing a gig right in my sort of neighborhood in Mount Kisco, this venue called Jazz on Maine. So it's a Saturday, July 20th. And guess what? Guess who will also be there? - Keanu Thompson! - You didn't have to take me out. You did fine. I should have known it even doing it the past few times. But yes, I'm excited for that gig. - I am too. Wow, that's going to be like first time back. And I'm going to have a little taste of going back not too long ago, right, when we forced you to go on stage. - Yes, Glenn Miller's show, the incomparable Glenn Miller, who actually is going to be on "What's Bought Tomorrow" on Compound Media, my other show, and Cecil will be at the helm guest hosting tomorrow. So it'll be Cecil, it'll be Glenn Miller, Amy Taylor, Alexis James, who is a adult film star. - I remember her. I liked her. - And Amy Taylor, who we all know and love. - And tomorrow, I'm interviewing Adam Yenzer at 2 o'clock. He and I go way, way back. We were both interns together at late night with Conan O'Brien, like back in the day, like I'm talking the year 2000. - What is he now? - Actually, no, I'm lying. It wasn't the year 2000. It was 2005, 2005. - 2005. - You're aging yourself. Don't do that. - I got. I shan't do that. He's worked, I think he's worked. He's dabbled in like sort of mainstream television. Like he's had various writing positions. I think he wrote for Ellen. I can't wait to ask him all sorts of untoward questions about Ellen. - Oh my gosh. - Like, does she eat children? Does she drink children's blood? Those are going to be mostly my questions for him. - I was thinking more like, did someone teach her how to dance like that? Or did she like the dancing? But you went right forward. That's why you're asking the puff questions. I'll be like, what makes her so good at dancing? Is it that she drinks children's blood? Speaking of children, Lila Hart is here. - Hello. - Where the fuck my megaphone is? We have the OG megaphone gang. - I don't know where I'm going. - I'm going, going, going, going. - Then this place my megaphone. I think it's a guy. I really have no clue. I leave it right here on my desk and it's not here. I brought it to me to the park the other day. - Actually. - Oh, yeah. The park. The park where nothing at all interesting happened. - Oh, yes. That was quite interesting. - It was very interesting. - It was a very interesting day. Keanu probably had the best week because she met her hero. - Dylan. - My hero, Dylan Mulvaney. - And you know what? She said she liked my megaphone. - Oh, I love that. - She said she was so sweet. - Wow. - And I know it when I posted that. It was like, that's a he. How dare you. - People got very upset and I'm like, have you not been following? Have you not been following along? - Right. If you don't know, I think people call me Dylan Mulvaney every day and it was so funny because I sat down so I'm like, I have my megaphone and I guess it was the first day of pride. I'm like, there's a lot of gay people in the park today. I was the only woman other than Dylan there. And there was all these men and speedos everywhere because I was going to be my gay best friend and then we were just hating and going, Elliot, Elliot, where are you? Happy crying everyone. Happy pride. Love your speedo. - I was going to say, how did you know they were all gay? But then you said... - Couldn't look at the man right directly above my shoulder who I keep saying is Gino. It's not. - That's not Gino. I thought that was Gino. I really thought that was him and I was like, does he? I zoomed up on that too. And I was like, why is he tanning with his ass cheeks? I was like, that's interesting. - I thought it was Mikey Harlow. I was like, isn't he in Florida? - If you look to the right and the left, I have more pictures, I guess I'll show you. - I thought that was you, Gino. I thought you were comfortable. You just wanted to tan your ass cheeks. I was like, wow, what a brave man. - Is this right? You say, thank you. Look at that. First of all, I've never been that pale. I've never been that unshaven. Look at that. - I think I've never shaved his back or waxed it in his mind. - No, I think that's him. - No, he hasn't had too much of you. - But thank you. - I believed it. I really thought it was you. - Like that wasn't Gino. I'm like, are you? I love it. - Oh, look at back here. There's so many specimens on display. - Yeah. - I'll send you. There's, everyone was in a speedo. They were singing Wicked. I was walking around with my megaphone. I was like, you're never gonna read me. - I hate that. - Like they were all singing musicals to all this shit. - That's where I draw the line at. - K culture is the fucking show tunes. - It was horrifying. - It had a monthly at Stonewall. I was like, stop with the musicals. I can't. - It wasn't horrifying 'cause they were gay. It was horrifying 'cause it was embarrassing that they were singing musicals. But my friend Elliot goes, do you know Dylan Mulvaney? And I went, yeah. He's like, he doesn't know her. He's like, she's right behind us. I'm like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. So that I'm taking selfies. And she's like, just sitting there in a little tent. I'll send you a picture. Maybe I'll show it on piano. - Dylan getting a mob. Were lots of other people recognizing? - No, she was in a tiny blue tent. - Where I'll send you this picture. I think I was the only one that noticed. - And people don't really bring tents. This is Central Park, right? I'll show you what kind of a tent. It was a very small tent. - You noticed what tent she had, which makes you very attentive. - She was very attentive. - It was like a little teeny, tiny tent. And it wasn't to like hide her fame. It was to hide her from the sun. - Her cock. - Oh. - To hide her Adam's apple, of course. - Exactly. Where are you? - Oh, wow. You know, it's probably tough. I see like the back there on a salmon top, a kind of a fat dude. It's probably really tough to be like a fat dude at pride because the pressure is on. - Right. - To just be in your most like fuckable form. - It's true. - And if you're not, you're going to get left behind. - You may, exactly. These are my, oh yeah, here. I'll even, I'll send this to you. My friend and his boyfriend were doing a flying angel and then I thought that was the perfect way to get a snapshot of Dylan before I asked her for a photo. - How did you approach Dylan? Did you just, was she like, "Hey, I'm so used to saying." But whatever. - You know, so I just went. - I just, I just sent you, I just twittered a picture to you. You can see her right behind us in this tent. And she just sat down there. She was just enjoying her day with her two dogs and some other lady. And then, yeah. And then she, so when they were getting up to leave, I saw them disassemble their tent like real men. I'm just kidding. - What in this picture you sent me? I don't know. - You did. - If you look in the background of the picture, Dylan's inside the tent. Okay, let's show this. - So they were doing the yoga move. - So I, so I took a picture of them to get a picture of Dylan. - A yoga move. - Keanu, this is a yoga move. - Yeah, where you put your feet up and the, and somebody lays on your, on your feet. - I, it was a distraction. So I could get Dylan right there. She's the blonde in the tent. - Okay. - Oops. Okay. - It's okay with the dog. - Oh, wow. You're like a real paparazzi here. - Well, and then I was, cause I was taking selfies with her behind and we do sort of look exactly like of them. I'll show them on my show. But, so then when they were getting up to leave, I said, I have to ask her for a picture. I just have my friend Ellie. It's like, don't you dare. Don't you dare. I said, Dylan. She was like, hi, I said I'm a huge fan. Could I take a selfie with you? She was like, yes, of course. - Wow. - She smelled so good. - I was like, yes, you have, she smelled. - I mean, honestly, like you say Lila, Kim Kardashian smells good. She smelled, she smelled great. She was very sweet. - Thanks, mom. - If you're famous and you don't smell good at all times, that's the least you could do is you can afford it. Go through some perfume. - Yeah. - I love that she was so nice to you. - She was really nice. And then I posted it as a, you know, if you don't get the joke of why I posted that on Twitter, then you're not paying attention. You're insane. Right. People, I didn't want to say, hey, people tell me I look like you all the time, Dylan. - Yes. It was a fender. - Tell me, I look like you're all the time. - Did you say that? - I did. - No. - I didn't, I almost did, but my friends were like, you do not go up to her. - That would've been as much a compliment because you are an actual woman. - I wish you would have gotten a video with her and said, look, we're twins. - I did almost think about, I don't want to go too far. I did think about messaging. - Do you would have loved it? Are you kidding me? She would have loved it. I'm telling you, she would have loved it. And I love these moments when you actually meet the person and well, you meet them in person and you're like, oh, look, we would actually, we would be friends. - I know. Right. She was sweet and I'm sorry. She was the second, well, there was one lady behind her there, but we were the only three in the gay park that day. So, you know, and she looked, she does look like a lady. She really does. - Early earrings and a tank tap. That's all it takes. - She's extremely like Model-esque. You wouldn't know it if you, I mean, look at her. She's sitting there. She looks like a very thin, broad-shouldered Marilyn Monroe. - Did you talk about anything else? Did you invite her on a piano class? - No, I didn't want to cost her. I just wanted her to, and then she let us pet her dogs. So that was enough for me. I couldn't, I couldn't, my friends weren't annoyed enough that I even went up to her, but then they were all about it. I'm like, okay. - Wow. Good for you. - You know, it's easy to get starstruck, like a little bit of fright, you know. Plus, Keanu, you never want to bother anybody. - I don't, I don't, I literally, do you know how much it took for me to do that, to even go up to her? But I, and I was, I'd never get starstruck either. I was literally starstruck. Also, do you know, talks about the universe provides? In what world would Dylan be sitting behind me at the central park on the first day of gay pride? - Wow. - Oh my God. - It's like seeing a leprechaun on St. Patrick's Day. - What? - I might believe in God now, for Christ's sake. Like, you know, I dabbled, but something dropped Dylan right behind me on that very day. - I don't know. - Yeah. What kind of dog did Dylan have? - Oh, so that, the one was a service dog. It was the lady that she was with. And I don't know what that is, some sort of mix. And then another tiny little, maybe like a jaw. - Like walking with a limp, holding its butthole, looking upset. - Not that I noticed. - Or I would have reported it. (laughs) What kind of service is this dog providing? I might ask. - She was both late, so God. - Okay, that's cool. - Wow, celeb sightings. - Gianna, Chrissy, I have a very crazy glitch in the Matrix story. Happened to me last night, and I'm still like, mind blown from it. I must tell you. - Oh, my God. - I want the catch. - Why would you let me go on about Dylan Mulvaney for 20 minutes? - Yes. - What excited for this? - This is a weird story. So, last night at my comedy show, I was seating everybody. I had to seat everybody. And this girl walks in. - This is a TK's? - Yeah, the set TK's. - Okay. - So, I seat everybody before the comedy show, and this girl walks in. Her name is Ring, and she's like, "I'm going to be here with my three friends." So, I sit her in the front. - Well, her friends named Drizzle Overcast. - It's Brinkle. - Uh-huh. - Yeah. So, there were three tables in the front, and I sit her to the far, I guess it would be the far left. Okay, so I sit her to the far left, and she's sitting there by herself. And then a group of seven walks in, and there's like a table by her that I'm like, "Oh, it would be good if I put four there, and then I'll have to put the three next to her." So, I was like, "Hey, Ring, can actually move you to this other table, which was three tables down." So, I moved her to the other table, but in front of her were four glasses of water. Okay? And I was like, "I'll bring the water to you." So, she sits at the table. I bring her the glass of water. And all of this is happening just as fast as I'm telling you this story. So, I bring her the glass of water. As I'm bringing her the glass of water, I'm thinking, "Oh my God, what am I? A fucking waitress now? I have to see people and bring fucking water." I'm bringing her the water. I sit the water down. The group of people are now sitting in the chairs. I go back to the table, and the fucking three other waters are missing. I don't know where the waters are. And I'm like, "What the hell is going on? Where did the waters go?" They were just here. I'm looking for the waters. I'm looking at the other table. A loud took them. Just kidding. Absorbed them. Absorbed them. I was in the preparation joke. You guys, the waters are gone. And I'm like, "This is really fucking weird because they were just here like five seconds ago." I walk over to Ring, and I'm like, "Hey, like the waters are gone." And we both look at the table together. We look at the table and she's like, "Yeah, they're gone." We look back at each other like, "That's fucking weird." We look back at the table and they're fucking there. They are there. I am not kidding you. They showed back up. We look at each other and we just freak out for a second. You saw that they were gone, right? And she's like, "Yeah, they were gone." I'm like, "I went over there. I was looking for them." They were gone. And then the people that were sitting there began to drink the water. I'm like, "I guess they could just have that water. They'll just keep the water." But I swear to God, they were not there. She confirmed that they weren't there. And then they disappeared and they reappeared. It's the cloud cycle. They evaporated and it rained down back into them. It was that quick. It's the only explanation. It's science, really. I thought you were going to tell a really interesting story. I'm telling you guys, water cups. No, it was really... I thought somebody had roofalened them. Yeah. No, just a minute. If there's something on the table and you have it here, and you walk away from it, and then you come back and it's not there, and you tell somebody else, "Hey, the thing is not there." And they also confirmed that it's not there. And then you both look at it together and it reappears. It is a bizarre phenomenon. Are you telling me I didn't meet Dylan Mulvaney? I don't know. I'm just telling you, there was some glitch in the universe, some weird news. Now it brings me out to Lila. I wholeheartedly agree. I'd be like, "What the fuck is going on here?" You sure it's looking at the wrong table? No, I'm dead-ass telling you I was not looking at the wrong table. And this would be a little bit more like, "Oh, maybe I was seeing things. If I didn't have a witness with me." It was like this. We're looking at each other. I'm like, "Hey, the waters are gone." She looks, she's like, "Yeah, the waters are gone." We look back at each other like, "That's weird. Where the fuck did they go?" We look back and they were there, and we were like, "What the hell?" It was weird. You should get the security footage. Maybe something is mystical weird happening. If it were three white claws, I would have noticed. Waters never. But if I'd be like, "Where did they go?" Everything okay, Chrysanthemum? Something's happening with my camera. Probably because I- It's a witch in the matrix. I think it's because I shamed Lyla's water story, and now I'm getting- I'm getting instant karma from it. Yeah. I'm telling you. Well, then I went on stage and I talked about it, and I told the guy that was drinking the water. I was like, "You are drinking ghost water. Some may call that liquid death." I'm sure he was comforted by that. It's funny. Are you telling me that the water I'm drinking currently has been tampered with? Is that what the lady has been on stage telling me? Yeah. Terrifying. No, I would have freaked out too. That is kind of scary. You guys, it was very freaky. It was just- I went to the table. I touched a table. I looked around. They weren't there. And they're big glasses of water. They couldn't just disappear. Nobody was holding them. And it wasn't just seeing things. Yeah. And you have a witness. She exists. Their names were Raude. Raude. Rain, cloud, thunder, and, you know, drizzle. Drizzle. Yeah. And Sprinkle. Sprinkle. I was having a psychotic break. Well, then I googled this. I googled this disappearing thing, and apparently it is a glitch in the Matrix. It is a thing that happens to people, but most people don't talk about it because it's a boring story. And it's not that exciting. You're not boring me. I'm telling you, it is. Watch. Something like this is going to happen to you guys. And you're going to remember this water story. When my drink disappears, I assume, yeah, someone's drug that. When my drink disappears, it's because I drank it. Probably. I'm like, oh, God. And that white claw ran out so fast. Jeez. Hmm. Yeah, I would think a ghost moment more than a, I don't know what a glitch in the Matrix means. I just, if you saw this cup here, and then it was freaking gone, and then you saw it reappear, you'd be like, what the hell? What was that? Yeah. Oh, like, like this, like, here's my cup. And then like, oh, it's disappeared. No. Where is it? Oh, it's back. I'm telling you, it's going to happen to you too. It's going to happen soon, and then you'll remember this. Well, I'm ashamed as a kiana that I don't know more about the Matrix, but that is the way that I don't. All I know is that if you look directly at an eclipse, your water will break. Hmm. That's all I know. If you're living life right, God will drop your doppelganger right behind you in Central Park on gay day in a tent. Ooh. Yeah. That's a thought or something. Oh, we got a raid from Nerdferotic. How fun. How fun. Thanks for the raid. Thanks for the raid. Thanks for the raid. Do do do do. Oh, yeah. What a raid. We did it. We're so good at improvising. There's a little bit of drama. There's a lot of drama, but I guess there's info. And now Lila's gone. There's a bit of info wars drama. I was talking to. God damn it. It's pretty crazy. I guess you guys remember this was the beginning of the pandemic. The feds tried to shut down the Attila's gym in Belmar, New Jersey. And that's when we learned about this guy Ian Smith. He's got a sick beard. He became pretty famous over it because he just refused to let the town or the state shut down his gym. I feel like freedom fighter type. And I think essentially that's what's going on now with info wars. Correct me if I'm wrong Lila. I was texting with producer Rob earlier today. He said they tried to lock us out, but it didn't work. A few of us are camping out here so they can't lock the doors. This is at info wars. Okay. The feds tried to, I guess similar to what they did with the Attila's gym. Like just shut down info wars. Lila, do you know what is prompting this? No, I didn't hear about it. I did hear about it. And I texted Rob. He didn't even respond back to me. So he's responding back to you. Thanks Rob. Well, I was just trying to get this goop before the show, but I am going to have him on Tuesday so he can discuss it a little bit more thoroughly. He said they backed off a little bit after Alex blasted them for it yesterday. He or Alex ordered us some pizza yesterday. Pizza. And they need a court order to do anything. They thought our security didn't know and they tried to pull a fast one. Holy shit. What the hell? I'm thinking how bad must these men smell. You know, because it's basically all men that work at info wars there. And I don't, I didn't see any showers. It's a bathroom, but I don't think they have showers over there. They don't shower in the non-shower. But if it's only men, I mean, what's the name? They don't need to shower. They can just wallow in their own filth. And you know what? Desperate times. It's okay. I don't know why that's the first thing I thought of. Like they could probably just do like a Mexican shower in the sink or something. Like a, like a horror bath. Yeah. Yeah. You could just Amazon. They have something called dude wipes. Like we have them in the bathroom. They're, they're booty wipes, but for men, they're really just slightly larger. You could just use men, women and babies can all use baby wipes guys. It doesn't need to be. Yeah. It could just be the same thing, you know. Oh my God. I go through so many wipes. And I'm just like, why can't you just use toilet paper? Like the rest of us baby, but. Oh my God. I had to change him at the, at the first like public, you know, how in the bathroom, sometimes they have like a little changer. You have to pull down for babies. Now are you noticing in public place? You're like, yes. Excuse me. You don't have a child changing station in your bathroom. Yeah. And I'm doing that offensive. I become irate. Now I'm, I'd be irate for you. I'll go in. They're like, what the fuck does this whore need a changing station for? I found myself, we went to the first, like kind of restaurant this weekend with the baby. And I found myself sort of walking around like slowly like, look everyone. I don't know what baby everyone. Look at my baby. No way to change him. Oh, he's so good. I love it. He's growing up so fast. He is such a cute baby. He's going to be eight weeks on Wednesday. What? He's so expressive and his little faces. He's growing any hair yet back yet. His, the hair is starting to grow back. He was having a little bit of a bald moment. Happens to a lot of normal. That's normal. And his little, he's like a little soft spot on his head from when, like, you know, your heads got different plates like iconic plates that shift when you're born. Like your head gets so smooshy like, ah, this is you. This is all of us when we're getting born. And then your head shifts and it becomes like a cone in the back. And it takes you a few months for your head to sort of like get back to normal. But while that's happening, there's a little bit of a soft spot on the top. And in warm weather, you can see it a little bit more. It's like concave. Oh, yes, just a little. I'm like, I'm like, I guess there are brains in there, just pulsing. It's nerve wracking. Anatomy and physiology is repulsive and weird. I'm so happy our memory is like, don't go back that far. Like, imagine if you could remember being born. Oh, fuck that. Oh, disgusting. I was a C section, but I certainly wouldn't want to see them put my. That's probably worse. Like, see something cutting, cutting into your house. Like, yeah, that's what I'm saying. What's going on? Fucking scalpel. Just whiz by you. We have a family friend whose baby got nicked in the head during the C section. Can you imagine the fucking trauma of that? It's like it's just a knife coming down. Like imagine you're out camping and then just a sword just comes through your tent. I imagine that's what it was like. It is. That is probably way more traumatizing. Like, why are they putting the liver on this lady's chest? What is a lady? Who am I? Yeah, you come out of stomach and you see all these other, like, why are all of mom's other body parts out on this train? Why are your chest? Why is dad passed out on the floor? Yeah. Oh, birth. Wow. Birth is wild. So, okay, did that have something to correlate with the gym, the gym story with that? No. Alex Jones and the, oh, because like a, both examples of like the feds trying to shut them down. I only remember about the gym guy because I remember him being like, yeah, I'm not shutting my gym down. And I'm like, cool, dude. And then Gino woke me up the other morning like, do you remember that man's name from New Jersey? Well, they're saying that this gym shut down or they never happened. I'm like, I just woke up. What? What do you mean? I'm like, I do recall that. But I guess the news isn't, they're like, no, that just didn't happen. Right? Oh, okay. All I had to do was quickly search the federal government is attempting to shut down info wars and seize Alex Jones's studio. They are expected to be raided tonight. Oh, this was last yesterday, last night. This is absolutely unacceptable. It can't be. Yeah, of course it's not random. Yeah, but raid it for what? Uh, I don't know. Raid this isn't. Yeah, what do they think they're going to get? Yeah. Brain Alex Jones for what? A bunch of gay frogs or something. It's the literally the, I don't, I wouldn't for raided for like their ideas. I don't get it. What the fuck? I think they just always have been trying to shut them down since forever. They said, you know, not happening. This is unconstitutional or. Yeah, I guess they, they wouldn't let them walk down the place because they were still in there. So they're not going to go in there and physically remove anybody. Yeah, they're like, Oh, we've. We'll just go. We've made a mistake. I'm surprised. I'm surprised he hadn't got back to you. Lila, you guys are like BFFs. Let's play this. He's busy. Oh, here we go. In crimes referred to the just department, which of course. I've been under attack. I've been gaslit. I've had federal filings follow me that I'm committing crimes referred to the just department, which of course wasn't true. We've already filed it in federal court months for. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I love him. It's Gino. You fucking got it. I told you one more fucking lie and I was going to do this. All right. I tried to sustain this place. I didn't believe America was as corrupt as this. I didn't believe we were this fucked and we are this fucked. The country is administratively got a bunch of scum in charge of it. That's why it's going down the tubes and America and the whole world sees it. So you misjudged who I am in any year of millions misjudged who I am and you have no idea. No idea. So go ahead. Try to jerk off some operation and shut the doors here and do that and prove everything I said. It doesn't matter. And I don't sit there and make threats. I make promises. Ooh, very untoward, adding a phone. But I will. I'm a little turned on. Not gonna lie. You would be into the day. No. That Alex Jones, the American patriot, defeated your evil ass. Oh, you guys want to comment? Why? It's like walking in hot water. It's Garrett and Steve on the sides and Gino just just going off. Well, I never made that association. Well, he's rightfully angry, I suppose. Okay, let's see what Mr. Fry has to say. Already people leave a fry. Something of an impromptu vlog or an emergency vlog. I'm down. I love you, Fry, but brush your hair. I'm in Orlando or up in Orlando because Robert Barnes was speaking at George Gaiman's Rebel Capitalist Conference. It's amazing. Walk into the context of the bankruptcy proceedings in Texas. Alex Jones is doing business out of Texas, in full wars out of Texas. The CRO, which is the court restructuring officer in the context of the bankruptcy. It might be something like a trustee as far as I understand in bankruptcy law. The CRO apparently showed up to in full wars to lock the place down, to shut the place down, and apparently in the absence of a court order. Now, I contact my contacts and I say, "Is this tweet accurate?" And the answer I get is, "Yes." And then we go on a Twitter space and we talk about it for hours. I spoke for a few minutes and I listened to it for a very long time. And it would seem that the CRO, the court restructuring officer in the context of the bankruptcy, because in full wars has been put into bankruptcy proceedings as a result of the law fair waged against it, both in Connecticut and in Texas, has been placed in bankruptcy proceedings or filed for bankruptcy protection, and is under some sort of court appointed officer to see to the restructuring or the operations of the business, to make sure that the business doesn't act in a way that defrods the litigious or other creditors of the business. Okay. It seems that this is all entirely accurate. The CRO, whose name is Maggale, not Maggale like MCGIL, but Maggale like M-A-G-I-L-L, the court restructuring officer, who from what I understand is- Oh, wow. So they're basically, they're just like getting very desperate. They're trying to Watergate Alex Jones has forever lost. Oh. Yeah, I wouldn't put him as some of the plant documents, and they just want to take him out. The plant is simple, and they're just similar to like with Trump right now, just doing whatever they can. Grasping it straws, as they say. Well, that's sad. I hate to believe that anything like that happens in this country. It's awful. It's been happening. Yeah, I know. Unfortunately and sadly unaware. I'm going to blow through a couple of these supers really quick. Andrew Jacobs Gavin, love your work on the big three podcasts. Hi, C. Okay. Oh, yes. We were going to talk about Gavin McGinnis. He's not here in the flesh, but thank you, Andrew. Skip Bar-Galeski. Thank you for becoming a member. Deranged lunatic, Chrissy. Didn't Len Miller die in 1944 flying over the English channel after entertaining the troops? That's a great question. I'm not familiar with Len Miller. Oh, do you mean Glen Miller? Because I just mentioned Len Miller. He's also known as Satan's comic. Do you know so old we're doing? We're getting booked by dead people. Nicholas Kerr. Dylan, that is a man pretending to be a woman. That's true. Jeremy Parker's piano has gotten woke. Oh, what do you think of that? I am not woke. I don't know what she has downstairs, but she is a beautiful woman to me. People call me Dylan Mulvaney all the time. Am I supposed to not talk to her? What shall I do? Come on. Look, I find Pearl kind of detestable. But if I saw her in Central Park, you'd better be damn sure I'm running over for a picture. Absolutely. There's a lot of people. I'm kind of like not woke. The furthest thing from it, please. Very untoward. Just trying to get under your skin. Junior Keanu is Dylan Mulvaney's stunt double. Exactly. See, Junior? Right. This is why I had to take the photo. You had to. And she was someone. Ryan is unconcerned. Chrissy, can I get a chirp downstairs neighbor? As there's going off, I hear it with my window open. Don't know why my people won't buy double A batteries. I don't know. Fine. I'll give you chirp. Oh, get one chirp. My chirps are like my kiki bucks. Don't spend them all in one way. Why do we think black people don't like to change their battery? Their batteries in their smoke alarms. Well, what? I don't know how to put this. I think it's losing an award. I don't know. Is it solely, I don't know how to put this, is it solely black people? Yes, it is. I think also my other reason is because it's typically dads change the batteries in the smoke alarms and the dads aren't really around. I don't know. I think it's poor people. Yeah. Because maybe, yeah, and you're, or you don't own the place. So you don't really care about that kind of stuff. Like if you don't own the place, you're not going to think about air filters or just little things like that, you know. I have seen videos of very rich, like rapper looking type people. They're like showing their jewelry and shit and then you hear chirp in the background. Maybe they're like, maybe it's a new time homeowner situation. Or maybe it's actually just one of their beats, like from one of their songs. Yeah. And then they wrap over it. Maybe it inspires them. Right. I would love that. I would love to hear like, Hey, maybe it's a, it's marijuana. They're high. And so you don't, when you're high, you're like, this is money we could spend on weed, not on batteries for a little beeping noise. Or me, wouldn't you rip the goddamn thing off the wall if you were smoke. But also I think maybe I really think it's because they don't own the place. Like when you own the place, you care more about stuff like that. When you're not, when you're just renting, you're like, I don't care about. That's so stupid. That's like saying, Oh, I'm just renting. I'm just going to let like, I'm just, there's a hole in the wall. I'm just going to like, you're there living there. I'd rip it off the wall if it were making noise like that. And I couldn't, I couldn't figure out what to do with it. Our gas thing that first of all, I don't know what the hell that it started speaking in an unintelligible language. And I'm like, I don't know what it's saying, but I'm getting out of the house. It was like taking the cat. I'm like, can't do that. Back. He said to take it off because it needed to do batteries. But it was like. We just took it off. We'll deal with it later. But I don't know when you just change the fucking cat. You can't procrastinate because it's like, for however many hours or days or weeks, you spend ignoring it. Like it's going to always kind of be bothering you. It's in the back of your mind. Whether you notice it or not. I think it's like a bad smell. You living it long enough and it just becomes like part of your life. You don't even think about the church. I don't even think they hear it a chirp anymore. The chirp just becomes like a, like a white or a black noise machine. Yeah. Maybe it soothes the suit. Goddamn this fucking camera. I'm not even doing anything and it clicks off. It's a glid. You're disappearing and then you're going to reappear and me and Keanu are both witnessing that. I wonder if it's because I'm just making like a lot of racist comments. The camera just craps out. Are they racist? No, they're racial. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, her device is not connected. I'll read it. She'll be back in just a moment. Is that why Alex Jones hasn't been putting anything on Crowder's mug club? There she is. Meanwhile, Uncle Nick D. Paolo is holding it down and out, producing everyone. Hi, you're back. Hi, I'm back. Is that why Alex Jones has been putting anything on Crowder's mug club? Meanwhile, Uncle Nick DiPaulo is holding it down and out producing everyone on that channel. Yeah, I like Nick. Can you tell? Oh, Nick is great. We love Uncle Nick. Field T was wondering this if that helps. Sorry, what helps? This thing? Are you using them? Are you using the USB cable that is broken on the plug side? I'm not using my laptop, guilty. I'm using my touchscreen HP all-in-one, which I can't believe it's in our place. It'll be fine. I think the cam link is a little jiggly, but nothing's around it or touching it, so I don't know why it's bumping out. Glitching the Matrix. Yeah, Gabriel Knight officially Alex Jones's studio is being seized to pay for his defamation suit in Connecticut. Okay, yes, yes, yes. It's all coming together. Chatting-esque. C cuts with cut with wit, K boils slowly, L bites for fun. This is the most disturbing super chat I think we've ever gotten. I don't know what that means. That you boil slowly. I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means. You were just talking without your microphone. I was just talking to myself. Jeremy Parkers, if you see Clam in Central Park, call animal control and tell them there's a shaved gorilla on the loose and these are taken back to the Bronx do. I don't call her like a polar bear. I would say like a giraffe with bed posture. Call her a dumb bitch. I'm just kidding. Mark of reality. What is with the Woke Tards going after Anna on X? I mean, first of all, it's Twitter, Mark. I mean, these people are obsessed with her and they're friggin weird. Is it because she's pretty? Yeah, that's definitely part of it. Probably. I am convinced. Let's go to that one. Yes. Good idea. It is pretty. Gorgeous. My God. Oh, and she's hot and talented and she draws art and she's really good at it. She does draw art. Okay. This is, um, good God. So this is from like a Ethan Ralph, who, who, uh, I used to be friends with, but for literally no reason. He's decided to just like block you, which is fine. Yeah. Uh, exclusive rumor has that the Anna has been turning over evidence to the sheriff's office. So this is about the Nick and Aaron stuff. To show that Aaron Imholz set the Nick Ricotta arrest into motion. She was in the back room of Simcast. So she would have DMS from April going back to at least 20, 20, see what a fucking retard Ethan Ralph is. He has no cool. He's never been on Simcast. Uh, this must be just like some sort of strange. I don't know. Knock at me somehow too. There's no just one, there's no, just one single, uh, group chat with anyone who's ever done Simcast. You know how chaotic that would be? Why would you be sitting in the back room for every. Yeah, that makes absolutely no fucking sense. Yeah, so because people reference the, uh, there's a clip of like the moment. I'm sort of like, Oh my God, the Imholz live in Minnesota and Nick lives in Minnesota. You guys are going to be friends. And like I sort of introduced them online and then they end up meeting at the show where my dad got murdered. And well, he didn't get murdered at the show, but, um, why you weren't at the show. That's why I had not thought of the show. Um, yeah, that wasn't, that was, there was nothing untoward about that. You were just like, Oh, these people live here as well. Yeah. I seem to like them both. Bing, Bing. What do you, what are the odds? The only fucking three people I know in Minnesota end up fucking each other. I didn't know that was going to happen. I do what I know. Like four people live in Minnesota in total. So, you know, there's only so many people. So he's like, he's on purpose saying something he knows to be untrue. Cause there's no just one group chat of some cast. I make a new chat every week. Oh, he doesn't mean in the back room, like sitting, like during the show. He means like one group chat. He means in like, um, in a, in the waiting room, like on. Stream yard or whatever. Yeah. Okay. That's weird. And yeah, there's a every single, you know, DM. It's a new sim. It's, it's dated every single one. You dumb. He's retarded. He knows. He's saying things wrong on purpose. Yeah. Um, and then Anna says, no, that's fucking retarded. He's pulling shit out of his gun. I have never spoken to Aaron or April or any of the police involved. I've never followed April or Aaron. So neither have a way DM me. Chrissy makes a new group chat for every sim cast episode. And it's just to share links and topics. If we ever, if we ever on a stream together, I have zero memory of it. Before all this drama started, I couldn't even tell you who April was. We're off. It's just a dumbass retard tweeting lies about me behind a block. I agree. Just a reminder, Ralph blocked me forever ago. Because I defended Chrissy when he lost his shit and went off on her like a little bitch. Uh, imagine being a full grown man and having a tantrum, a temper tantrum. Like a child because the host of a stream reads a super chat. Oh, yeah, he blocked me because I read a super chat where somebody was like, oh, Ethan, didn't you like make your mom walk in the heat, like the summer heat to dialysis? And I laughed. I thought that was hilarious because I just, I pictured somebody's mom walking outside in the summer heat, dialysis. And then he's like, are you making fun of my mom? She said, I'm like, I'm like, Ethan, my mom's dead too. Like my mom died before your mom died. Like that's what we bonded over him. And then he was trying to like, I think he just, he's one of these people who just, he decided to be mad in that instant so he could be a victim so he could have a reason to be like rageful. Like he's full of rage. You know what I mean? It's like when you're a match, everything's a little strike pad. Do you know what I mean? I don't think that's how the phrase goes, but he's in mouth on it. So he's just looking to strike and light up. I think that's his, that's his brand. His brand is to have controversies, fights with anybody and like his goal is to have you to react and respond to it so that it can, you know, get more views. Who reacting to someone named Ethan? It's not a very, no Ethan. It's a very unassuming name. Let's just go away. Please. And then he said, she is denying us, but it came from a high ranking law to her. I didn't know they had ranks. Take for what you will, but I'm sticking with confirmed. So apparently this info is from a high ranking lawtuber. The fuck does that mean? Well, sorry to break it to you. The only lawtubers I know are legal mindset and legal vices and that's maybe once a month. Anyone else is just pulling shit on their ass. I have no evidence to give my soul knowledge of the situation is from my own observations and what I've been told by mutual friends who were all worried for Nick. If you're going to make shit up, please come up with something believable. So silly. Yeah. Get him, Anna. It's ridiculous. Yeah. I mean, it's like sort of clout chasing, wouldn't you say? He's just trying to start a fight. So somebody will pay. Yeah. And he's trying to start a fight with Anna because he knows. Yeah. Vanna's got a lot of followers. People care about her. Uh, disengage Ethan. She's even doing too much by responding. She showed an even. Thank you. Yeah. Just a fight with a response. Maybe the diabetes has gone to his brain or something. I don't know. I thought he, I thought he was getting better because there was a time where he was like getting sober and I thought he was getting better. Yeah. I guess that time has passed. Push ups. I'm eating. I'm so glad you asked. Skittle little tiny Skittles. They're from Sam who's in the chat right now. I had no idea. They even had tiny Skittles. They're tiny. I just want this to me because he wanted me to take it to the hospital for giving birth. Show me one. There's no little. They're being sized. Oh my god. Skittles are my favorite. They're like M&M's minis. God. They're all the kind. I hope the dogs don't come in. Um, yeah. They're so tiny. Like yummy. You can't waste. You can't really appreciate how tiny they are. But they're small. That's delicious. I really shouldn't be eating on stream. How rude. Thank you push ups. We don't buy. I did a haul. It was nice. It had to not mention Ralph's tiny, tiny penis. But now we've mentioned it. Gabriel Knight. Oh, thank you for the yellow boy. Does Jim Norton still do a show on series XM? Also, did he really get married to a trans woman? Uh, yeah, he did get married to a trans woman. I don't know if he still does the show on series. You know, Keanu? Hi, Jim and Sam. I wouldn't. I hadn't heard that that was not. And Jim and Sam, they probably, that's probably still going. Yeah. I don't think we would have heard that we're no longer at home. Yeah. We would have heard. We're on the inside track. Yes. So yes, we assume they do. Thank you. Zito. I remember when Anna was on geese and gamers a lot back in the day. Jeremy never spoke about his marriage. After that, Pepperidge Farms remembers she needs to chill out. He walked weirdo. Are you saying Anna's a weirdo? It's a very gorgeous weirdo. Yeah. She's gorgeous. She's a weirdo. Okay. Wait. Settle down. Disengage. I don't like naggers, chirp. Yeah. Really? All right. I only have a few more of these left. Fine. They're selling like hotcakes. They really are. Ooh. Run. Konnichiwa. Koniska. Got my spine. I've got my orange. Welcome from Spicer, Minnesota. I've been following Steelto since 2015. While Aaron is a dork, I think he was sucked into this debacle. There aren't enough mirrors for all the narcissists in Nick's house. Well, let's see. Yeah. Lots of people still talking about this. I believe we are still waiting on the body cam footage from the cops. I can't believe someone, they're trying to raise the money to get that. And also, what an odd Minnesota thing that you can pay for it. Right? Pay for body cam footage. Like, why would it just be free? Right. Odd. But, uh... Maybe because the body camera was still on while the cop was going to the bathroom. Maybe that's why I have to pay extra for it. Exactly. Maybe he was barefoot and he doesn't want to show his feet for free. Maybe in Minnesota. Yeah. Cops are. Don't wear shoes. Yeah. I mean, I talked to Nick. I talked to Erin still. Uh, I have not heard from April. She will not. I can't get a text back from that girl. But you talk to Nick. Yeah. Not on the phone, but we text. Okay. Yeah. And I text. And I, I've talked to Erin a few times on the phone. I, uh... Do it every Thursday. Still to a morning show. It's a Thursday is at, uh, seven Eastern time April. I haven't talked to in probably like three weeks now, but. So what are you going to do? Okay. Yeah. I don't know. You have time. You have time to figure it out. I'm just going to let her. As far as being a bridesmaid in my wedding. I don't know what's going on with her, but if she's doing okay and wants to be a bridesmaid, I would never stop her from doing that. But I don't know. I don't think, I, I think I am the last thing on her mind right now. So. But you're the bride. I know. It's a bride. I would think, if it were me and I were in your shoes, I would like to know by. Probably like. Maybe July or August. For sure. In route. I'd be, if she were happy, healthy, and okay, and she just decided the day of come and you know. I'd, I'd let her do it. I wouldn't. Okay. With her not saying anything, not responding to you. I love her. She shows up the day of your wedding. Not knowing what to do, where to go. No rehearsal dinner. No chat with the rest of the bridal party. She just wanted to show up. Okay. If she brought Nick or Kato with her, I'd have a problem. All right. I have a big problem. No, she doesn't get a plus one. She does not get a plus one. Okay. But no, I would be, if she were happy, healthy and. I swear to God two days before, if she said, I really want to come in, you know. You're as easy going. You got it. There's some things you have to know in advance and I think a wedding is one of them. Yeah. I guess maybe as the day comes upon me, I'll be more. I don't know. I don't see myself being a bridezilla. And I just, this is bigger than my stupid wedding. You know, it's like her life. So if it was good. Yeah. I know. I have a soft spot for her. I love her. I know. I'm fiercely loyal. And I know she's not in. I know she has to, you know, face music and. I mean, there's no one not to blame in any of this, but. I just, she is a good person. So that's why I. I have a soft spot. So yeah, do you think. Yeah. And I think a good person would not leave you hanging on your wedding. Yes. Yes. Exactly. But I don't know that she might. I don't think she has been in her right mind for quite some time now. So. Yeah. But again, yeah, I'm too. I am too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. Nice. I'm just being. Feeling. I don't know. Feeling protective, I guess. Cause I just went through all this stuff and. I. I have a mental list of people who were no call. No show for my wedding, like confirmed. Said I'll be there. I'll have the stake. I'm sorry. And like. I remember those names for the rest of my life. You know, there are people who like. Didn't didn't show up, but then went. Oh shit. And then. Again, not about the money, not about you have sent a gift. It's just why say you're coming. Right. Cause like we, like if you say you're coming, your plate is being paid for. So. It's a. Yeah, that is such a rude thing to do. This is not that. If it were to, if it's some fucking idiot that decides to respond and say I'm coming and we, you know, you're. RSP feed or whatever. Just a guest. I'd be like, fuck you. I respect how spiteful Chris is. You know what I should have done is. Is. Is sent. Uh, for example, let's say the name of someone who. Who did this was named Tina forte. Let's just say that says an example of somebody who no call no show. What a name to come up with. This is just a random. I should have just sent. I'll go give me the steak to go. I will wrap it up. I should have sent it to their house. I should have been like, Oh, you didn't show up to my wedding, but here's. Here's your state that you also a bag of shit. You dumb. Yeah. Here's the cake. Here's a slice of cake. Your steak. And, uh, there you go. Also, I have to say, uh, Lila, you calling Aaron a failure all those times. The last time you was on your iconic. No, you failed. You're a failure. You failed your marriage. He had the he he was talking about it too. He was cracking up and he was like, you're right. You're right. I'm world. I'm I am too nice. And I. I feel bad for everyone in life. Yeah. So, but you're right. And he needs tough love too. They all do. So. We all need to flue. That's right. Did you feel bad after the fact, Lila, when you were like, no, you, that's an L. That's the biggest L you could do. It's like you failed. You failed as a husband. You failed her, Aaron. You said that a lot of times in a row. I didn't, I didn't feel bad because I think that he, she knew it was coming from a place of love and also I felt like we were like good cop, bad cop, you know, like. Right. We kind of, you guys came in there with like trying to be comforting. And then I was like, no, this is what happened. This is bad. Lila wouldn't have to be hilarious. He said with your voice in his head, like I feel like you haunt his dreams now. He did. He's like, yeah. No, and he has a sense of humor. He laughed at it, but he needs to hear stuff like that. Lila, we should do a parody of a good cop, bad cop situation. I'm like, this time, like I'm sorry, but could you tell us the exact, you're like, no, you failure. Listen. It's hilarious. Yeah. It was funny, but I did appreciate the fact that he came on the show and like was down to, you know, explain his part. And it's not like he was saying like, oh, yeah, I was perfect. He was like, no, I was, I did some messed up stuff. But I want to know. But I want to know. And I want to know this nugget, which I haven't heard him talk about anywhere, or if he has, I just haven't heard it. I want to know because Nick and Nick, Nick, Erin and April, you can come from this key item, not known to be swingers, not known to swap in the past, right? This was their first time, right? It had never dabbled, but I want to know is like, at what moment, because it's one thing if this is what you do, you meet under, like, you know what I mean? You meet on Thrinder, you meet on some threesome app or whatever. And it's kind of like assumed, like you're all in agreement that this will happen at some point. There are boundaries, right? Right. So I want to know, like, what is the moment you go from being someone who doesn't do this to someone who does who does this, right? Is it like, because there's always going to be someone who's a little more into it. And then, like, for example, like, my friends, like Corey Chase and Luke Longley, they both film content. They're like adult film people. They're both like about that sort of life. They probably the only example I can think of have like equal parts, you know. But what happens kind of in the wild, there's always one person who's more into it than the other. It's like, I say about threesome's. I've done many. I'm not many. Okay. Maybe five threesome's. Always the guest star. I could not do that in a relationship because somebody, I'm like, all right, I'll be the guest star. This is back in my wild college days. But somebody always ends up crying and it ain't me. The relationship, they are the ones that end up crying. Could have been the man could have been the lady, but it ain't me. I'm the guest star. Me? It's not for me. If there are clear cut boundaries, Aaron and April people accused me and Gino of swinging with them hundreds of times. What? We did was play golf. That was it. April and I did a cute peck on the lips on a stream. They always thought we were swinging and we just so we thought that was such a joke and so hilarious. We didn't. We were like, that's ridiculous. They're swinging with them. I'm still gobsmacked about it, but I think it was a little, I think April was a little more excited about it and maybe kind, maybe new like maybe the, they had been speaking with them maybe even a little bit before Aaron and that's just by, that's just speculation. I don't know for a fact. I think it was a little simmering flirtation. I think you guys, it was the damn hot tub. It was the hot tub. It got seduced by the money in the hot tub. Even Aaron in the hot tub kept referring to Nick as this rich guy over here. This rich guy, like and also they didn't just swing. They swapped wives, they were living there, they were getting merged together, not Aaron full time and Aaron left like before that apparently, but like it was, it was a, it was a full on polyamory and then maybe almost wife swapping situation and Aaron's just like, yeah, I don't think he knows how he got caught up in it. I don't know. I think to know the moment, I think to know the moment where they were like, oh, we're doing this. I remember Aaron saying this, he said, well, when they went, they, so they, that first like encounter remember where they had the, they didn't swap, but the, the girls made out or whatever. And then April and Aaron go to Vegas that weekend and then April was still very excited about it. Aaron said it and was going, that was really fun, wasn't it? That was like really, and he was like, I am still sort of disturbed, but okay. And then the more they hung out with them, I think there was a moment where they're like, maybe we could actually do this. That's what I remember Aaron saying, but I don't know what the moment was, but it was like a slow burn into a, and then off of a cliff. So I don't know, but I, I, you know what, the, the swinging, all that stuff, whatever, it's the drugs, the drugs, the molly. That is what really took it there. I don't think the swinging would have occurred without the drugs. Right. And they're hot. Yeah. My name recall agrees. He says it was the drugs, powerful drugs are consistently used because they make women lose their pants aggressively. Exactly. I mean, it also helps when you're in a 5,000 square foot house and I'm sure it would be beautiful. Yeah, there's seduced by the money and the power. Aaron should have win it. This is what Aaron should have done. He should have went in the house. He should have seen that there was a hot tub there and he said, we're getting out of here. You know what? Let's go to a hot tub. Maybe I'll buy you a hot tub. He should have been like, let me, let me triple that on. Have a hot tub. No, no, I had a big deck. I remember the big. Yeah. They, and they should have put. Aaron has a big. Excuse me. I see. I've seen this big deck. Yeah. It's a hot tub out there. He should have said. We're over there. We held their little dog. Yeah. Oh, Gordo. And he should have been like, okay, that's great. Nick OK, they got this big 5,000, whatever square foot home, get all these nice things. That's awesome. April, we ain't coming here anymore and I'll get you a hot tub. You want a hot tub? Right. If you make the boldness, we'll get you a hot tub April, right? No, you're right. Yeah. And there's none of that is legal. None of that is consenting adults. Well, drugs are illegal. That's the best thing. It's like we all like to think that we're attractive and it's nice when somebody else finds you attractive, but it's like, for me, it's like, oh, okay, you got to draw the line somewhere. It's like, okay, you feel that feeling of like, because you can feel when someone's attracted to you. Like, you know, it's a little like zip. You know, it's like a little. A Zazazu. Yeah. Yeah. He's looking into my eyes quite easily. I think they thought that they could dabble and not lose their marriage over it. You know what? If Nick Riccada and Kayla and the five kids lived in the 500 square foot apartment with roaches and rats, there's no seduction would have been happening. They would have sent a foot and that alarm beeping, roach and bed supplies. No, and they were in a mansion with roaches and rats, apparently. Yeah. That's kidding. Right. If there was a chirping, that's going to ruin the vibe. Exactly. No. It was, it was the power, the influence, the hot tub, that goddamn hot tub. A lot. Yeah. A lot. So wrong. It feels right. Yeah. I don't. And then all Aaron did was make SpaghettiOs, the children, and then completely fuck up his entire marriage by not getting her out of there. So I can do a few drugs there and there. But yeah, it's also people, people that swing don't just like, I don't think at least. They don't just trade wives. That's a whole nother thing entirely. And there are boundaries said and everybody's in on it and there's a lot of communication. I think there was communication with some of the people. I don't think that maybe Aaron was always going to land on the hill. Just watching April get fucked by another dude, like does he just go, I'm going like an idiot. I got to do some fucking like Kayla, get over here. I don't know. I don't know. I have a hard time believing that he was just as much in the Kayla as Nick was in the April. You know what I mean? Like was it a Consulate prize kind of like a well, I can't just be here with my dick out and know my dick in my hand. Maybe it was a pope, but Kayla came on to him too. And it was like, the member Nick saying, you piece of shit, you stood my wife up or you, you led my wife on. What is that? April and Kayla were in love with each other too. I think it was a whole good angle between the four of them. I think the four of them were swinging and swinging. Well, I know. Round and round and twisted. Listen and splashed him. Aaron see each other naked. Yes. What? Aaron said that he's like in passing and I remember him saying that's, that's, that's pretty. That's a, that's an interesting nugget to me. I don't think it was. I think it was. I don't think we were having Malayla. I don't think it was Oreo. There was a, there was a speech and a splashing and it was a swap. Everybody would swap it. Marley makes you do some weird shit. I think, I think they don't. Marley, yeah. I was there. I think everybody was touching everybody. Everybody was on drugs and it was a whole thing. There's some activity from the men is what I want to know. Yes. Probably. Why wouldn't there be? I mean, at this point you're going in total, in total, let's fuck this shit up as much as we can. Fuck it. Let's go. Oh, no. I don't know. Was there a sword fight in all of this? Well, with all the blow going around, I, that would, those would be some pretty, you know, flaccid swords. I don't know. But wait, Coke makes her dick soft. Yeah. Why does anybody know it? Who? I don't know for the, the thrilled Coke, 100% it's chat, anything that made my dick soft would be immediately off the table. I don't care what benefits there are. I believe it does. Yeah. Right. And Aaron, admittedly, said he just did blow three times because he doesn't like it or whatever. But Nick's doing it all the time. How is he going to get hard? I don't know. Does he fuck April with his eyes? Like, I don't know. There's all sorts of weird speculation. I, I'm trying to, I haven't said anything. Aaron hasn't said, but, uh, yeah, and I don't think, and I don't know anything else, but we'll never actually know unless they have, you know, a nanny cam and we could, somebody could buy that footage. You would never know what exactly went on. You mean a camera on April's head? Is that the nanny cam? Like a GoPro. Yeah. You just see a nanny cam and you just see it like going down to like blow the neck. Then they, oh, the name has it all just all sorts of debauchery went down. Once you're doing that amount of drugs, you don't know what you're doing. They, they must have not even known who they were touching at this one. I think everybody was touching everybody, everybody was in the hot tub. I think it was a mixed bed of fluids of everything. And you know what? You're right. Good for Aaron that he just didn't get addicted to the drugs or arrested. I mean, my God, that's all. He pulls it. I, I say all the time, he pulled the shoe at the last second, like he was free falling and he just, he found the cord somehow and he pulled the shoe and you know, when I think I better get out of here, you know, and, and I know that he did try and say, April, come home. Okay. Could you just come home? Like, but I don't know. So, and we won't know and all she said to me again was, I know I've been disjointed. I've been distant from everybody. Love a block. Oh my God. Aaron should have gone over there and taken her by the ear and like, I'm here. You're taken her by the nanny cam and drag her ass. Yeah. You're taken her by the ear, like a kid in trouble, like, I don't know dad. Stop. Please. Oh, it's hard to know what you would do in that situation, but I, I think my ego would not let me like lose my spouse over, but then again, I would never let it get to that point. It would never invite anybody into my, I could never invite anybody into my relationship let alone, and not even just like a one night thing. I'd be like, you want to, you want me to, then you just go fucker and I'll never talk to you again. That's just my personality. I'm not saying people can't swing or do whatever, but they're clear gut boundaries set and like, it's your marriage vows. Like, do you forget what you literally said? You made a promise to God. You literally are like doing a fuck you to God in your vows and the drugs make people they don't know what the hell that they're doing at that point. It's the drugs. It's like a sin, euphoria, you know, you're just like, touchy, touchy, touchy, touchy, touchy. Right. But you guys, they're so lucky to be alive. There was a, there was a comedian, like a few years ago, who I she did cocaine with like three of her friends. Who's her name is Cait Quigley. And then all three of them, except for her, died in her apartment. This is very strange. That, that, that, yeah, that took the fun right out of blow. Wouldn't you say? You know, and then the craziest thing, the craziest thing about all of this to you was not the people were saying, not, oh, you don't do drugs, you shouldn't do cocaine. No, people were posting, Hey, here's a free test kit. Make sure you test your cocaine. And that's what they were promoting was testing the cocaine, not quitting cocaine, not getting sober. There's a test kit and here's some Narcan. I believe anything in moderation, I guess, but it's still illegal and you have five kids. You have five kids. Yeah. That's when you grow up. It's grow up. We're not talking about people who were 22 to 26 single, figuring out their lives or something. We're talking about people who were in their 40s with children and, you know, like there's no excuse. So, there's no, no, I know, right, a hundred percent. Just fucking awful. Just cracking up, Aaron pressured his young legs to share her holes for his career. That hole is my bridesmaids. So how dare you? Brides hole. I highly doubt she will be at my wedding, but she still has an invite. I didn't imagine, you know, it would actually, you know what, what would that be like? The day she did just, yeah, come on, they're both in the bridal party. That's not going to be awkward as fuck. I don't know what, would anyone give two fucks about me on my day? Have that happened? You have bigger drama. You can't hear me. You guys are, this should be the center of attention. I don't, you know what, I don't. She's still invited. I love her. April, just. She's much better. Yeah. You're much better. Really? Yeah. No, no. You should. April. Is that really you? I've seen a lot of people with fake accounts. Yeah. You think April would put a photo like that? Is her own? No. I think she would put a cute photo. Right. I think it's cute. I think she's watching. Yeah. I don't think she's watching, but think into a judge where you throw me away. We love you more. Well, April, if it's really you text me back. How about that? Me too. Yeah, she'll be all right. This isn't life ending for her if she, if she gets her mind right, you know, 29 years ago. And she's beautiful. She'll be fine. Just get sober. Don't do drugs there. You can always have a comeback from this. Don't do drugs. That's it. Right. It makes it. Yeah. Yeah. She'll be just fine. Okay. She doesn't have kids of her own or anything, you know. Yeah. Russell Hall. Anna is a hundred percent of weirdo. Well, that's why we love her. And we're weirdos, too. Keep in mind. Yeah. Those crusaders just found out I'm 17% black, has your friend too. And he's crying. Oh. They'll be all right. How'd you? I keep getting the urge to loot a target. Those crusaders, I think Erin claims you and Gino. So April probably won't respond to you or even show up, even when I was doing Erin's show. She did respond to me. That's not why she wasn't responding to me as far as I know. So I don't know. He didn't claim us and he has never said to us, don't talk to her. Now we can't. I don't know, but not can't, but she's not answering. So. That said, Rutless Redneck, for all we know Nick was giving them tough love. I don't know what that means. I'm still confused about the Baldo. I think it's a device you can put your penis and balls into. And then you can put that thing inside somebody. There's so much speculation on it. Who had the Baldo? What was, what's this Baldo? Nick has made jokes about the, I don't know if he owns a Baldo, but he think he has one. He has a joke on it. He has to get his balls hard. Do you think your balls get hard, something has to be very wrong for your balls to be hard. It's not a penis, but I'm not a doctor, but there's hard balls, I go to the doctor. I think you put your hard balls in one hole. Balls don't get hard. Chat. Tell me. Well, this machine makes the balls get hard. Somebody sent me a whole diagram on it. I did not ask for one. It's a shell that goes around your balls, and so it makes your balls hard so you can put balls in the ass. Not get hard, Keanu. What's that? Balls do not get hard. Well, there's an apparatus that makes the balls get hard. There's a machine. Oh. Okay, balls are fairly rigid inside the sack. Got it. The balls just go in it, and then the hard casing around the machine is the hard thing, and so it's you can insert them. Yes. Thank you, Basanti. Oh, please, I'm not happy that I know. All right, Tasey, push-ups can't deal into your replacement. Bridesmaid if needed. That's what you should ask. That would be iconic. Let's find a ways for no one to pay attention to me on my wedding. I need to fit in any way. Yeah. I would. I would. Oh, Leila, would you find a ball? Okay. You found a ball? Go. Article. Yes. And article. Yeah. You guys have all heard of this. I tried a sex toy that lets you have sex with just your balls, just your balls. If your dick can't get hard from the coke, maybe. So weird. That guy looks like he uses a ball, though. He looks like a ball, though. I'm only with just your balls. Oh, okay. So you could DP right? That's the point. Yes. Or if your dick is so small, you're like, let's try to do something with my balls. Yeah. Let me put some hard thing around my balls so I can insert that. Or if your dick can't get hard, it's your dick, although your second penis that never gets soft. Have your first ball, Gasm. Wow. Huh. No, it looks like a ball don't to me. Yeah. Ball do. Eric, a ball do. Ew, made someone bleed. Oh, God. It was the worst sex toy I ever tried. That includes the one that was like fucking an ancient printer. Oh, someone bled. Yeah, no. Jesus. That's really nerve wracking. Oh, my God. Yeah. Frank. Never. Oh, my God. Never. Who would be like, what? What? Oh, God. White girl, howling, Erin and Anna have been going at it on Twitter. Have they? So much. Yeah. Maybe A.A. Ron was a, was a cucks two degree, yes. Brutalist Reddit. Uh, swinging is like going broke a little at first and everyone is naked and crying. Huh. See. Ghost Crusaders. Erin said he did blackout one night and woke up and his jaw and throat were hurting. You know, I, I just think the thing that's sad about this is like, you know what, they were kiddies seemed like this really great family who you're married for a long time. You have five kids, you're homeschooling them. Uh, Kayla seems like this homemaker, like kind of trad wife, so she gets to homeschool them and you know, you see, they're kind of like, oh, this is the conservative values, the conservative way. Yeah. And then this is, and then this is the shit that goes down and it's like, what the hell's really going on here? You know what I mean? That's what makes it so disturbing and, um, bizarre. I'm sure they're not, they're not inherently bad people, but, uh, drugs change people, I guess. And it's, and it's kind of, you know, it is interesting that it's like, you know, we talk about things like the, the Johnny Depp divorce, right? Like that was like a huge thing and everybody in the world talked about it. And then it's like, things come back around and now it's. Does Nick, does Nick claim to be a conservative that you know? I think you, I don't know if he claimed to be, but he was kind of looked at that way and had a lot of conservative support. He used to not even swear on his streams, right? That's what I heard. I don't know. And he's kind of a, he's a real, you know, you heard the same thing. He's a religious. You know, you heard the same thing. He's a religious guy that, you know, sort of hand in hand. To be conservative. You're going to church. You have five kids, your homeschool. And your wife doesn't work. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like he doesn't have to claim to be anything. He's living the lifestyle that, you know, a lot of people promote. So people look up to that and, you know, it's a little bizarre when it's like, actually, that's not what we're doing at all. And we're doing a bunch of blow and a bunch of drugs. He was embracing like a midlife crisis. And he's also said, we had a lot of kids. We had them early. And now we're having fun. So what I'm trying, I'm trying to say like the bigger picture of like, you know, right now, people are saying, have kids get married young, do this now. And it's like, okay, but they did that. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm wondering like a bunch of what ifs at all, like, I feel like it's so hypocritical and weird of yeah, I'm a God man. But also I haven't changed my kids. Regardless of what he's saying. Oh, he claimed he was a libertarian or this or that. Yeah, but he didn't start his career saying I'm doing cocaine and wanting and inviting people to my hot tubs. Yeah. Right. Addiction is horrible. But then they started out as like wanting to be a bit of a host and oh, wow, we have these friends that are local meal and we do the same thing. And then, but that's, if I was in one of their shoes, I would be like, no, we're not swapping because that then it's only a matter of time before the whole thing crashes down. Like it's just, it's near impossible to start fucking around like that and maintain a friendship. Right. And sorry, five kids, guns, drugs. Not good, not just, no, I'm not an anti gun, just maybe don't have them laying around. Your kids are complaining that they're hungry. I think there's a problem. And I think you're going to know you're going to do that. God, it's like, you're going to do the drugs thing. You got to go away for the weekend. Keep your kids with somebody. Yeah, right. And even if it's a year, like he and Frank are talking about this, like, even if you did once a year, we go to Vegas or something and that's our, but we don't bring it into the house and we don't. Live stream. You know, my stream so fucked up. You don't even know the camera is not off and then go, I don't have a problem. Right. It's fine. If I work, if I, I'll say this again, the first thing on my mind, if that happened to me, right, like him and then he's like, okay, now I'm out. What should I do to get my kids back? Wouldn't that be the first thing on your mind not going on your local and talking and doing all the stuff or, you know, live streams will be back or whatever. What do I need to do to get my kids back. Yeah, I mean, like he's not going to say that publicly. I'm sure that that's something that's being worked on in private. It's just a weird, arrogant thing that he, to me, and I don't know him. I don't even know him. It's just, it's a really unfortunate thing. And, uh, he's popping up in everybody's chats. Why are you watching any of this? Like, what, what are you saying? Hey, to win by two radio for what, what, why? It's weird. It just seems odd to me, but maybe. Yeah, I'm trying to put myself in his shoes, but maybe it's the idea that you have to sort of keep up appearances like you have to still sort of stay out there and. I don't know. If he said, Hey, you know what, I have a, I had a problem. I'm going to do better. I'm going to figure out how to be a better father to my kids and fix all of this and whatever I guess he can't say that or whatever, but that would be the redemption arc I would feel that he need. There he is. Okay. I'm going to do that right now. Nick, do you want to link this way that it's going to be somebody pretending to be him, though. No, he's been in every chat. Yeah. He's had a no pretend April or pretend Nick. No, that is definitely a pretend Nick. Because that's not his, uh, I don't think it's, maybe it's his YouTube thing. He's been recently saying I don't trust anybody. Oh, I'm scared. I don't know. I think he said that the drugs are not around the kids and it's in your house. They're complaining they're being hungry. Not Nick. Okay, good. They are around the kids because the parents are on drugs and they're not acting normal. And the parents around the kids. And it's a lot of, even like SpaghettiOs. Why do you keep playing? Why are they talking on Aaron's pant leg asking for food? What is this? That's what they did. Why is Aaron heating up SpaghettiOs? Does no one see this? This is weird. Like the guy that just fucked mom is giving us SpaghettiOs. Right. Exactly. You said the funniest thing you would. So how's that work? You heat up the SpaghettiOs and then you fuck the kids mom or? It does weird. It only makes it soft if you do it too much. Okay. Like Nick. Russell Hall also it shrinks it. Sucks it up like a turtle. Sounds like you know. Russell sounds like you used one. Chip a kiss. Oh, any woman who is honestly open to a polyamis relationship is holding one foot out the door. Not only is bizarre, it's a recipe for chaos. I agree. I agree. It's just like you're immediately get a loose trust to range lunatic. Aaron said on the livestream that Kila had a great body. Even after five kids. Ooh. She does have a great body. I've met her. She's so little. I met her last August at Amy Matsuri. Did you see her Lila? Yeah, she looked great. They were there. Here's the thing. These people were always very kind and nice to me in person when I met them. I saw them. They were they were nice. Everybody that I've met in person has always been cool. Just as cool as Dylan Mulvaney to you, Keanu. You know, sorry to say it again. Yeah. Who was. Dylan Mulvaney. Oh, yes lovely. Oh, it's Carmen. Welcome to the chat Carmen. Very serious George. Oh, my gosh. You're so funny. I have to listen to you have to turn it off. It is a very man in the yellow hat hat. Very chic. Yeah. Have a hat like that. Like, come on now, ladies. Now let's get into formation. Isn't that what that hat is from? I'm so sorry about that on a plantation. Because you've been cracking me up tonight, but like the whole time I'm listening to the whole. The whole law tube saying, Oh, I can think about is the study that came out about porn stars. And parasites and how once they. A porn? Pardon? Like a tape or. Well, like any kind of parasite. There's thousands of them. And how once they took Ivermectin or, you know, let's not even talk about a specific drug, but once they took something to get rid of the parasites, they stopped wanting to be a porn star. And so I do believe there's no, and that's true for gays, too. There's like, what can you say that again? Like, and explains me like I'm retarded because I. Okay. So this is kind of gross, but the whole time listening to you guys, I'm like, Oh my God, it reminds me of that study. So there's a study that talked about how when somebody eats the back end, they take it. Booty hole. It's a booty hole. Yeah. They might inject the parasite rim job that we refer to it inside. Parasites now in you, and it has its own appetite for something. And it was there was a gay study and there was a porn study and both of them, it reduced the amount of people that were interested in the very thing that they were doing before. And so I do believe that people do get caught up in things that sometimes it's completely counter to their personality counter to what they've ever done in their life because of something that they've perhaps eaten. Or done. You're talking about the effect. So I think everybody was eating ass at this. I'm not accusing anyone. I'm just saying this is like a thing that's real. I get it. Yes. There was Molly in the rim jobs. And that's true too. Yes. Okay. Yeah, of course. All that stuff affects your, you know, your judgment and things. Yeah, that makes sense. I just thought tape where it makes you skinny, you know, well, you are what you eat. So you better be picky on the ass. So this video on Twitter, I'm just like white girl, because somebody tagged Pearl on it. Just like outside someone tagged clam in it. Yeah. And it was so sad because like this moment with like the guys like literally trying to push the girl's head into her ass more. And I'm like, how's it meaning? Like, like it's one thing if you voluntarily want to eat a guy's ass, but like to have your head pushed in is like that high volunteer is. Oh, no, Chrissy. She loves that. Are you kidding me? Oh, he loves that. She wants that. She's doing it. She wants to be that ass eating slave. People are into some kinky stuff. Yeah, some people get off on the good meaning aspect of it, I guess. Some women like it because boys like it sometimes. Yeah. She probably isn't like, you know what, I want to grow up and eat ass. She seems to do something to the men. So the chat is loving this topic. Okay, Daniel, Nick is neither conservative or libertarian, but Liberty, look up his rambling about American beauty. Why couldn't he just buy a Corvette like every other boomer. I think he does have a Corvette. Thank you, Daniel. I think it's a Mustang or something. Oh, Mustang, man. I don't know. The thing that like makes me sad is like, it's like, this is it. This is a family that you would think like they have at all. You know, they've been married for a long time. They have the five kids. They have the money. You have the fam. You have all these adoring fans. Yet you still want to do all this cocaine and, and it's kind of like, you know, people are like, oh, I feel so bad. It's kind of hard to feel bad when it's like, you did make like $250,000 streaming, talking about court cases and you made all this money and had all the success. Yes. In three months. He was the top. Yeah. I read this whole thing. He was the top streaming person. And also, he kind of changed the way streaming was. I think people weren't really reading super chats and getting like, he was kind of the first one to start doing that. So, I don't know, it's just kind of like, he dipped his toe in the river of iniquity. I want to be where the people are. I want to see. I want to see them rolling. Not around on those, what's up, word again? Feed it up where they walk. Up where they live. Up where they live. Wish I could be swinging in a hot tub. Swinging with him home. Betcha. Wait. Betcha on land. They don't understand, but they don't get arrested or break down their door. I want to be with a cocaine. I want to see them streaming. I just I just think it's really sad. It's like these are people that you would think you'd want to look up to. You know, it's like they seem to have the American dream like of what people are claiming that this is what you should do. Get married young, have a bunch of kids homeschool them. Now, again, it's a bad advertisement for that now. I don't think they say marry young, have five children, gain a, you know, a bazillion followers from streaming the Johnny Dept trial and then become addicted to drugs and. You're a pro in with a battering ram. I don't think they say that. So it's just, yeah, I would be like, yeah, fuck around. Pursue, stand up comedy for for 10 to 15 years. Stop date, date comics and stop dating them and then realize the, the, the, you got to get outside that pool and then get married. There's no one way to live. Not everybody has to have kids. Not everybody is meant for everything. Right. But I think when kids are involved, then, okay, you better. You sure as fuck better be responsible, even if you are dabbling in, I don't know how you can make that work swinging or whatever. I don't know how you can make it work, but they dip their toe in the river of iniquity, right, you know. Right. If you want to swing, you have to do like go out, like do a camp, I don't know, do a little adult trip. Don't do it like that. You can hide from your kids. Right. Not in your house. It all comes around. I guess I, it's like, what makes me sad is why would they need to do that? Like, it's, you know, it's like, you would think that you have this beautiful marriage. You have these five children. Like, why do you need to add another couple into it? Like, you have all of the nice stuff and the good families and you're going to church. If anything, this is an advertisement. I don't want to go to church. I don't want to be part of a church group feels very culty. I feel like it always ends up in some sort of cult, even if this was a swingers cult. You know, it sounds a little, it was a cocaine cult. Yeah, right. They're in church with April on one side and one between five children and the Nick and then, yeah, it's like, what are you doing? What are you doing? It makes no fucking sense. It just bit off more than they could chew. And I think a lot of times people. You don't know something is missing until you are a sneeze away from either cheating or swinging or swapping. Like, I don't think people are consciously aware sometimes. Yes. Oh, we're, oh, we're missing something's missing. And unless you have a situation where you're like, Oh, you have a fight. You have a breakup. You know, you're even ignoring your person. You're like, contentious. Then you're like, okay, that's a recipe for somebody to stray. But I think a lot of times you're like, you're just like, oh, this kind of feels good and you're going along with it. And you're like, oh, it feels nice to be flirted with. But then you don't realize like, Oh, I'm, I'm in the danger zone. I'm in the red zone. And that happens to people. That's why I married an elderly man, right? Oh, Wait, I'm going to the time. Yeah. Yeah. Really? Did you read us earlier, Zia? She's muted. You're muted. You're silence. The silence of the Zia. Don't silence her. Because I ended my stream and so automatically just like turn everything off and I forgot to turn it back on. Hey, you're pretty. You're pretty. I'm good. I'm good. I'm, I feel like I'm losing my mind because I'm so tired because everything's been so crazy, but like in a good way. Good. Your boobs are amazing. Thank you. One of my lovely, amazing community members got me this bikini off my wish list and I'm kind of obsessed with it. And a boob window. Oh, my God. A boob window. That's like a marine boob window. It's like a little. Yeah, it's just a periscope. That's exactly what it is. Okay. Oh, how are you guys? I feel like I haven't seen all of your beautiful faces in so long. It's been way too long. I know. Oh, look at your boobs. Yeah, I just think you're like, Oh, when do I feed the baby once? Oh, is he hungry? Hey, if they can be like, how does she do a slip and slide? That's my mind. From my mind. I'm not allowed to get. Oh, shit. Hey, slip and slides are fun. I would be sad if I couldn't. Oh, no, they look great via Jesus. Oh, my God. Yeah, I love them so much. Do you have to like. Avoid, you know, like bumping into people and. I have bumped into things with them before. And the funny thing is, the top of them is still numb. So every once in a while, I'll go to like itch it, but then I can't feel anything and it trips me out. So like this top, the top is numb. I do bump into things with them. I can't get massages. I can't lay on them. And I also have to do daily massages like this, where I have to like. I have two different reasons. Oh, you have to make sure the milk comes out good, right? Make sure like there's nothing clogged up. Yeah. Does that hurt? Oh, it does hurt. Is it called like encapsulation or something? Oh, capsule or contracture. Yeah, there's like this weird thing that can happen. And it gets like it's like it's like scar tissue. It's like this hard shell that forms around it. And it's like a ball, though. Yeah. We were just talking about that earlier. Go ahead. No, no, you're good. And like and it sort of tightens around it and it hurts and it like pushes it up. So one like sits really kind of high and they have to either if you get lucky, if they catch it and you can go into the surgeon's office and they just break it. And apparently that hurts really bad. Oh my god. Like a glow stick. Exactly. Apparently like cracks. Like a reusable ice pack. Yes. Oh, maybe I could put them in the freezer to get them nice and cold if that ever happens and then. Wow. But yeah, where they have to do surgery. So yeah, there's like all kinds of crazy stuff with getting a boob job that you like never realized until you get it and then you're like, oh. It's not I don't, I'm not. Yeah, upkeep. It's not the worst thing. Like I'll live. That's way worth having them. But it's just, you don't realize. Yeah. Exactly. Oh, yeah. Actually, my mom's in here. She said it happened to me had to have my boob re done. Oh, wow. I knew the reason I knew about that. Mickey. Hi, Mickey. Hi, my me. I love Mickey. And then another, so then so you either for a boob job, you have to move them around. And then for breast milk, I guess you do too. Yeah. What are a breast massager? Ooh. Does it feel nice or does it kind of hurt? Kind of hurts. But it hurts in the beginning. Oh, when you're in the hospital, like right after you give birth, you're like, this is so painful. And then you have a lactation consultant come over like, oh, I'll help you. And then they're like, ah, it's just like, it's just thinking pipes that have never been used before. Like your boobs have literally never done this job before. Oh, no. It takes like a few days for it to start going. I mean, is there a job if you can squish it across the room or something? Can people actually? I have squirted the baby in the face with the milk. I accident because I'm just like, oh, is everything okay? And then it's like, not like a fire hose, but it's just like, I just like, it's like a little splash. Yeah, that's a little sprinkle. I'm like, I can do that. So you have to make sure you're like feeding or pumping every more. If it gets past four hours and starts to get really uncomfortable. And then you've got to say regular because you could also lose your supply if you're not like on top of it. You're not drinking enough water. It's like, I have to look at my supplements. I have to like, because I'm really trying to do this like at least six months. You just don't do it. It'll just stop. It'll just. Yeah. Like I'm just going to do formula. Your boobs. Like it's painful, but then like it dries up. It's crazy how efficient our bodies can be. Like it's so insane. I mean, obviously it's what it's designed for, but it's just so intuitive. If you don't do it, it's like, all right, fuck you then. No milk. No milk. Yeah. Wow. It's crazy. And it was fascinating to watch. Like, do it more. This is so weird. Yeah. I know it didn't feel, it didn't feel weird. I'm like, well, at this point I've changed in front of Keanu. Like we've taken long car trips together. That was all missing, I guess. Especially that's as bonded as you can get. You have squirted Keanu. Whatever you need. My step. I would have made me laugh. Really? I remember Elsa Jean would come in and do wet spot and she would start squirting milk. And I'd be like, hold the phone. Wait, what? I'm like, how is this happening? Like, what happened to you that you can do this? Wait, wait, wait, wait. She wasn't pregnant or anything. She just had milk. If you work, if you work it, anyone can lactate. Oh. Any female. How? What? What? It's so, let's say that you just got like one of those automatic ones that you do if you're, you know, can't be near your baby or whatever. But if you do it long enough, from what I understand, I mean, I'm no doctor, but from what I understand you, any woman can begin to lactate if they work at it. So it's not a thing where you can get pregnant. I'm sure the pregnancy hormones make a difference, but from what I understand. I used to have the wet nurses, right? And they were working for somebody. They weren't actually having a baby or whatever. They, they were the one nursing the baby. Yeah. Oh, that is not the witnesses had their own babies or they had just given like they were. I'm sure that happened too. Yeah. But no, you can, you can actually make it happen. Huh. Wild. Yeah. I remember too, like when I, when I was pregnant with my daughter, like I almost had her 10 weeks early and I, I think I had mentioned this before that they were saying that you could do a amniotic fluid transplant. And I was like, Oh my God, I don't know if I want somebody else's stuff, but you can also, you can also do the same thing with like they will, they'll trade milk. They'll do all kinds of stuff. It's crazy. Wow. Oh my God. This is interesting. Yeah. I never, I literally never knew that until I had children and you start learning these things. I know that that just blew my mind. It's amazing. The amount of useless crap they teach you in school and they don't teach you like anything that you need to know. No. You really need to know. Yeah. What do I need to know what a stem and leaf plot is. I'll never forget that. What is this teach me about the boob thing that at least interesting for Christ. And, and, and like that'll be important to most with like we should probably know this stuff maybe. Just, you know, going out on a limb here, that and how to do taxes, like anything, but they're like, I'm going to learn about parallelograms and you're like, great. I've not used this once in my whole fucking life. Right. A parallelogram. Grow up. Please. What about the boobs? Come on. Change us about boobs, damn it. Yeah. I've never, I've never needed to know about a rhombus, my whole adult life. No. The fuck cares. Right. We have Google for that. I guess we have Google for everything. This is the way people are going to college. We also literally have a calculator like. Right. We don't need nothing. Well, we got a few more super chats. Mangus. Ricchaeus. Meth. Oh, face tugging it out. It on stream should be a meme template for conservative values. Oh, God. I hope not. Uh, Nathan C. Camelot gave Ricchaeus a parasite. Makes sense. Oh, God. Nathan C. Make has said it multiple times. He would move to Florida. But Kayla didn't want to. Why is that? Actually, Tampa, Tampa, I imagine is a big, uh, swinger hotspot. Probably. I didn't know that. It looks just based on my own, uh, going there and doing shows and crowd. We loved Tampa. Do you guys know this? We're in there. Oh, say did you guys see a lot of upside down pineapples around and you're like, Oh, no, I just would ask people in the crowd and be like, how many of you have had three ways? And it was like a third of the crowd. I was like, what? Oh my God. We see Tampa. Tampa man. Um, my cunt smells like fish. Carmen, you had me at the mention of parasites. It's really telling you. Oh, Derek Curry. Thank you for the yellow boy. Just agreeing with who parasites can influence the behavior of their hosts, people with toxoplasmosis are more likely to get into car accidents compared to uninfected people. I think you're going to say more likely to get more cats and then I'd be like, Alex, nine. Interesting. Yeah. You know what? I'll keep seeing it. One said you can't fight the moonlight and, uh, they just didn't fight it. Is that from Coyote ugly? Yes. Yes. I love you so much for making that reference. Can't fight the moonlight. No, you can't fight it. I can't get to your heart. What a great movie. Oh, I got to watch it. Coyote ugly. Uh, what's it called? Um, center stage. Really good movie. The ballet movie, you mean? Yes. That's not all my favorites. Nothing left. Me. Oh, I caught it. My favorite. Uh. And I'm in the end tonight. Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance. Do it so hard. And then the two fans are like pulling at her and I'm like, ah. Like, I don't need a hard review. I'm going to be a fan for myself. It was just a love triangle. Whatever you feel. Just dance it. I didn't realize going back that Zoe Saldana was in that. She is. I know. At the time I had no fucking idea who she was, obviously. Oh my God. That movie is so good. Also pitch perfect. Such a good movie. I never all ride it. It's perfect before. All for singing and having fun. I don't know why. It's the weirdest thing. Yeah. I don't know. It just gets me emotional. Oh, it's so good. You guys in the chat are trying to get Pearl to come out. You're like, you're like, be like, just be like, just be like. World juice. Pearl juice. Clam juice. Clam. Clam juice. Clam juice. She was here for the last couple. I know. She does. She got an alert when someone's talking about her. She says, this is appointment watching. Of course she's here. Ben says, how worried should I be about losing some hair? Well, some of it's genetic. Some of it is diet. So, I mean, you can always start taking supplements. You can also go see. Oh, sorry. I look ahead. No. If you can be bald, as long as you're rich, it doesn't matter if you have hair. You know what I mean? You could be fat. You got to be rich, though. Jason, stay them. You got to be rich, though. Balance. Yeah. If you're short or fat, anything that might be perceived as a negative, you got to add a positive to it. You got to either work out or be rich or be hysterical. Stand on your wall. You don't have to be good looking. That doesn't matter. Good looking and broke, boring, ugly and rich. We could go to Dubai. We could go on a yacht. We could do things. You know what? You're going to be a good looking and I'm supposed to be the good looking one. Okay. We look at me. Can you pay bills? Can you pay a mortgage? Can you buy food? Can you take me out? This is why I want Lila to be my life coach. It doesn't matter what the man looks like. I think we got scandalated. Yeah, you're right. You're totally right. Can you provide? That's it. You know, if your dick doesn't work, we'll get a fucking ball, though. We'll do that ball thing. It doesn't matter. We'll get a ball, though. What were you eating, Zia? I like that you crunched the wrapper into the microphone. I'm so sorry. I don't know why I did that. I thought I muted myself. I'm just am I snoring you. It's just a protein bar. I just wanted to get my protein up a little bit. I'm at 130 grams today. I did a workout before this. I need to get my shit back on track. I gained like 12 pounds with this last surgery. It's kicking my ass. Oh, no, just because you couldn't work out. You were like. I couldn't work out. And I think because the surgery was so intensive this time around. I was just starving. I was like, just give me all the food. Give me every food I can get in me. And I did that for like, um, like a solid almost two months. So it's not a surprise that I gained a bunch of your movie. And that's fine. We should carry about that. It's our job to look hot. The fact that you're even caring about losing your that that is time that should be spent on how can you make money. That's what you should be thinking about. Fuck the hair. Stop asking. That is a feminine question. No one gives a. That's funny. You need money. We need money. There is something a little bit. I'll say gay about a man who's like overly concerned about his appearance. Like if you're at the point, we're like, I think I'm going to get hair plugs. Like you're already being insecure and like a little gay. Don't tell him. He's not concerned at all about his appearance. Clearly. You know who doesn't give us a comment how they look? That billionaire Jeff Bezos doesn't need. He's bald as fuck. He don't even got hair. Cause why? Cause he has a billion dollars. If you're, if you're bald, you better have a billion dollars again. Bezos. I'm telling you. He'll look that bad. I don't think he cares about hair. He's probably doing. I don't think he has a little bad piano. He has a little bad. He has a little bad piano. He has a little bad piano. He has a little bad piano. He has a little bad piano. Because everything do his face. You could possibly imagine. There's lasers on there and all sorts of treatments and everything. Yeah. He cares about it. But Jeff Bezos was on a street corner that said had a sign that said begging for money. Would it be like that ugly motherfucker? Okay. Look at that ugly fucking dude with a bald head. I'm sending Pearl the link. You don't claim. You actually come on. I've started watching her and I don't know why. There's just something. There's some thing that like you can't stop watching it. About Pearl? Yeah. It's weird. Like it's so hard. When there's a car crash, you have to slow down and look at it. It's so good. You're like, what? Did she just say that? Maybe because she's telling you you're a woman so you should just die after your 30. That might be well. You can't. Might be where you're like, what? If you're having children, I'm 13. You're fucking sick. Why is that the love of your life at age 30? Well, just end it all. Don't even drive. No. There's something about it though. It's like it is, I don't know. And I never really cared before, but after she came in the chat, she became more interesting to me. Oh, because she was unhinged and you can see like. I don't know. It's like all the credit. Like everyone that's in here is in here because of me. Like you never have anyone. I don't know. It's just hard. It's fun to watch somebody that is. It's fun to watch idiots make fools of themselves. She's in the chat. She's a case study. And I think it's kind of that. Okay. I get a clipboard out and I wear like a lap. Interesting. Yeah. I would. And again, I'd love to speak to clam. I would love to. If I'm just like Dylan, I would not run. I would not run. I would approach. I would run. I would approach her quietly. I'd be like, clam. I wouldn't, you know, make any sudden moves. I would. I would get like a lasso. I'd be like, I got her. I honked her. I got her. I got her. We got her. We got a big net. Yeah. We got a big net over her. A giant butterfly net. Goddamn it. Not again. I know. Right. I'll be right back. Kristi, you're so right. She always does this thing. Like with her hands. That seems off too. Like it's not her symbol in her body. Like it never seemed. I wouldn't be either if I had that body. Jesus H. No. Right. I'd be comfortable playing volleyball in that body maybe or, you know, like a group on pole dancing class or something to be comfortable in her own body. Like she needs to do like dance classes or something. She is. She is right back. I'm trying to like hold on to the world while I'm talking. Like she's an alien in a human suit. That's a Doctor Who episode. How old is she? How long does she have to get married before she needs to go out back and put herself down? She'd buy her own standards. She's got two or three years. Oh, she better get on it. Yeah. Well, imagine trying to rassel someone and even having sex with you, let alone marry you. He says mean shit. We're allowed to tell you. Sam, Sam, I'm eating these things that you sent me. They're like Bucky's dark chocolate caramel. Oh, that's on the next one already. I have a box of snacks that Sam sent me that. I really should just not keep them down here. Like I start the stream. I'm not hungry. And then I go, what can I just reach? And it's all just garbage. I ate an entire, I probably ate 40 Oreo, golden Oreos last night in the bed. You know, just be the golden Oreo, which is like, it's a game changer. They are really a game changer. Yeah. Shout out to a married king for sending me these baby gifts. He sent me a little baby blanket. That's so cute. One of these, um, nubby, ooh, a twist and feed. I guess you put food in there and then you mash it through this thing. Cool. Okay. It's kind of like what you have to do with your boobs. I know. Oh, candies. These little two small for me, but they might fit the baby. They're on theme. They're in the color scheme with on them. Yes, white, chic, brown, little polka dots. I put him in a little, um, sailor outfit with a little sailor hat this weekend. That was about the cutest thing I ever saw in my life. A little sailor. Ready to go to the yacht. It's just like a little hat with a little anchor on it. I was like, I have to, I have to get this. I feel like that would be the tough part. If I had a baby, I'd buy the most ridiculous amount of stuff because I'd be like, this is so cute. I had hats with ears. I had four hats for him. Like it's the little hats because I, the one thing I remember about my mom is she would always like, not baby shame, but she would mom shame. She'd be like, there's a baby in the sun with no hat on. That baby needs a hat. That baby doesn't have a hat. Oh, the sun is not wrong. Yeah, but you wouldn't want it like just, we would see kids just baking in their feet like in the summer. That can't be good for their thought, you know, melting. No, I know. I would put, yeah, my mom put me in ridiculous things. I looked like, I don't know, a baby member of the Wu Tang Clan, but it made her happy. I did. It was the weirdest thing I looked at. I'm like, what was your idea when you thought of this outfit? But, but I loved it. I would do the same thing. How could you not dress it up and be like, how funny and squishy. It looked. Got these from Chris Baldessano. Thank you for that. Oh, look at the sporty sporty pacifiers. Oh, well, Islanders booty. Little big ball booty. Oh, my gosh. That's so cute. Chris Baldessano sent you that. Oh, yeah. And I've got goals. I gotta put this on him right now. It's three or six months. He's going to be too big for it soon. Oh, my gosh. Sweet. My parents used to let me dress myself a lot of the time. And I don't know if that was the best idea. I think it's awesome. It's something that you're so unique. Maybe. I don't know. I see some pictures sometimes where I'm like, oh, God. And then I remember I'm like, oh, no, they let me pick out my own clothes. Oh, boy. Oops. I grabbed my pants. Speaking of transplants, I had a fecal transplant once upon a time. Oh, I've heard of that. They're supposed to help for. Help your microbiome. Help your. I don't know. But what does that entail? Yeah. But someone else has chin you, I guess. What does it do? Does it come part of your. Yeah. Is that a real thing? I think so. It's supposed to help your like, but. There's people that their gut gets so bad that they need help from other people. Oh, no. Yeah. It's kind of like having a blood transfusion, but like, why? Why infusion? What the fuck? This is not a lot. Let's lift this up. Beagle transplant. Oh, yes, they can restore the gut microbiome and help fight off harmful pathogens. Risks. Beagle transplant may carry some potential risks such as infection, transmission, immune mediated disorders, obesity, metabolic disorders, yikes. What the fuck? Obesity? Or like, I got a shin transplant. I'm not fat. I can't make good chicks. Colonoscopy, upper endoscopy, animal, oral capsule. Ew, you could take a pill of someone else's poop. What the fuck? I hate knowing about things sometimes. We'd see diff. We could have all these rabbit holes. I've been, yeah. It's crazy. Help with heritable bowel helps with inflammatory bowel disease. Yikes. I'd rather just take the thing. Take the seat. I got a guy coming onto my show Wednesday who hasn't showered in a thousand in some days and he hasn't brushed. No. You have no on your show? Of course it's a man. Of course. Yes, it is. Wait, what? Yeah, it's crazy. I don't, I can't wait to interview him. I don't know that much. I watched a lot of his videos, but it's like social media presence. What's his name? It's Blaze V and he literally was in, I think, med school and started seeing like lies and started like really exploring things and figuring things out and, yeah, it's his stories. Like I love medical rebels and so I'm really attracted to like things like that of sort of reading the one minute cure about hydrogen peroxide and all this stuff and that kind of led me down the, the, the dentist thing and then that's where I found his video. But I'll find out more on Wednesday. I'm going to interview him. This man has not showered in over a thousand days. I forget what the number was, but it's insane. That's a couple of years. That's like almost three years. And some holy shit, two and a half for the not rushing his teeth. Wait, so here's my question. We all smelled homeless people that don't shower and they don't smell good. I smell. I do. He looked amazing. Like, and, and so his whole thing. He does not have a girlfriend. He had a ton of. We'll find out Wednesday, but he, he literally had like really bad acne. All of this, like all of these health problems and he has his own, his own world. And it was fascinating to me. Because he literally got rid of all of his acne very quickly. And he, he claims he can cure anyone's acne. Like that. You smell so fucking bad people don't get close enough to realize that you have acne. That's. So, so she was telling somebody was interviewing him and he did say that. There was a period of time where you do smell, but then the body starts to begin to balance and regulate itself. If you have any questions, let me know. I'll ask him on Wednesday. I'm going to be honest with you. I'm not sure. I have a lot of questions because I've smelled Indian people. I did not know that this was a thing. I did not know that they don't shower. I went into the, like I used to live at this old apartment complex that had a gym in it. And it was a pretty decent gym. And no, there was almost never anyone in there. It was like so rare that I would see like maybe one other person. But there was this Indian guy that would go in sometimes. And he smelled so bad that I would have to leave and wait for him to leave and then wait for some time to go by to then go back in because the odor would just cling to it. It was so horrible. And I didn't know that it, that was kind of like a known thing. And they eat curry and shit. I'm like, they eat food like that makes you sweat. Like icky sweat. Is that what it is? Because I could not figure it out because I hadn't, and then people were telling me, they're like, yeah, that's like a thing, I guess. And there aren't really aren't any Indian people in Hawaii. So this was kind of my first experience. No bad to them. No, no, no, no. I'm going to use to the smell. Yeah. I guess you're right. You would hate doesn't wear deodorant, right? Because he's like, I smell like a man. All right. All right. All right. Right. One of us wouldn't fuck Matthew McConaughey, but. Yeah, I wouldn't go here. I can't stand in, but yes, I get it. You know what else? The acne thing actually makes sense to me. I really had everything to reality television on survivor. They end up without showering or bathing or there. They could have a pockmarked face at first without doing anything or showering. They'd come out looking better. They'd have to be a little on the inside because they're only, they're not eating anything. But eating nature though, they're only eating what is natural to like. Wow. It's crazy. All of your skin is clear. You're right. Yeah. If you're not. And I think, I don't know. I think TikTok tells us, you know, drip this on your face and rub it all in. Yeah. Right. I'm like, if I put any shit like that on my face, I have a pimple immediately. Like, I don't know. Oh, you skin is gorgeous. Yeah. I sleep in my makeup. I self tanner all over myself. I miss my neck. That's why it's my best red party. She woke up. She had an S. Dr. her back. What letter was it? It was the letter. Holy clothes with an S. Because somebody, they hung up a sign, like a, I don't know, Happy Bachelorette or something. I took the S out of Chrissy, and I guess I was trying to make it a necklace. And I had no idea. This thing was just stuck to my back. I was walking around with it and I had. I slept in my jeans, but that's, that's just not Bachelorette party. That's a normal Kiki. So I don't even. I'm not talking. The S was like this big. It was like this big. It wasn't like a little, a little. Oh, it's stuck to you. This is a big, like a big letter stuck to her. I had no idea. It was huge. It was huge. A big sparkly as didn't feel it at all slept in my jeans. That was like a Thursday night for me. So. Oh my God. It was like four or five days ever. Oh, so I could never, I want to brush my teeth just hearing about this guy. That's the one thing. Yeah. I have to. I have so many questions. I can't even tell you. I was like, but what about this? What about that? I'm going to be tuning in. I can't even say that when he went to the dentist, this is really cute. He said that the hygienist was asking him the questions. Like, you know, when was the last time you did this and how often do you brush your teeth? I don't know. And she's like, what are you freaking talking about? You don't know. Like, and he's like, I want the dentist to tell me how often I brush my teeth. And, and so she finally gave up on him and sent him into the dentist. And the dentist is like, okay, how often do you brush your teeth? And he's like, you tell me. And he's apparently the dentist said, yeah, you look like you, you know, brush your teeth every day. Like everyone else. Holy shit. I understand. How do you not floss? Like there's a thing. There are, they are discovering that microbiome, same as systemic, same as like other places. You have a microbiome in your mouth. And if you have a healthy microbiome, then you will not get cavities because people kept going, why do some people get cavities and other people don't? And it's because they have very unhealthy microbiome. So this goes to the kissing bandit thing that I said last time. Like I'm not going to mess with anybody until I'm sure they've got like good microbiome. Hmm. Hmm. Crazy. Next time I go for a checkup, I'm going to say and they ask me how many drinks a week I have. I'm going to be like, I don't know. You tell me right now. You should just all do that. I think that's a great advice. I don't know. I don't like that. Yeah. You tell me how many white clothes I drink. That's how I was when I was pregnant. I went to the doctor and they're like, how far? I'm like, you tell me. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. My last period was you tell me. You're like, that's why I'm here. I don't know. I'm saying pregnant. I seem to be the child. Yeah. Yeah. I seem to be. Breggs. Jeremy Parker's clam is the Pacific Northwest searching for Bigfoot to be her boyfriend. That's what that's what talking. Thank you, Jeremy. Well, what's up Welsh? What's up, Christy? Hope things are going well with you. All you girls. I'm looking pretty tonight, especially Zia. Like a super hot Hawaiian princess. Even though Zia doesn't look Hawaiian at all. It looks so white, but thank you all. I like that. So lovely. I got. I got literally none of the pigment from my, that side of the family. It's actual bullshit. And she's not even wearing a floral shirt, so. I know. I can't be further or anything. I just, I have a whole skirt. I have. I wonder how you don't leave into that more. Really? You need to do that. You have the body for it. I saw him. I saw. I saw. Is he came to my school when I was in fifth grade and performed? It was actually really fucking cool. And I don't think it was long after that that he died. So that was like a very lucky thing that I got to see. How does anyone even go to school if they live in Hawaii? What's the point? You couldn't get me to go inside. Yeah. It's here's the problem. A lot of kids skip school and I was one of them and it explains. How could you? Yeah, you wouldn't be able to go to school. I just be surfing. Someone goes outside. They go swimming. It's true. It's true. Or you like roam around. I mean, it's such a weird place because there is this place that we'd go to after school a lot. We'd smoke weed and just like hang out. And it was literally we called it crack park. And that's where all the kids hung out. It's like we went because that's where all the crack had. It was actually Kalakawa park, but everyone called it crack park. And like that's where we all hung out. There were crack needles in the pond. And it's so nice, right? Yeah, welcome to Hawaii. That sounds safe. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Really nice. People do crack in Hawaii. What do we even do crack in Hawaii? I wonder. I'm going to, you know, it's, we'll ask my sister next time she calls. When is she going to jail? She's going to be on furlough possibly at the end of this year. But then she has to move into, it's kind of like a, like a maximum security halfway house. Sort of where she's be, she'll be able to get it. It's still in the prison, but it's like moved to a separate part. And she gets to leave to go to work. Like she can leave for like six hours a day. Yeah. And then she has to go back at the end of the night. Her job going to be only fans. I told her about that. And she was like, apparently she's got a bunch of friends who were like, yeah, you should, yeah, you should start only fans. Yes. The whole prison themed. Oh my God. She would. She would kill it. Oh my gosh. She like would tell it. Does she look okay and orange? Chrissy. I think she would. I think she went to it for Christ sake. Yeah. I think she should. Aww. But yeah, she's doing good. So she's hopefully she'll be out. And then in a year, she's another year of furlough. And then she'll be able to like be out out. And I just found out today, right? So that she initially got arrested for stealing someone's car and then stealing the cops gun. Oh, wow. And I just found out tonight that she said that the charges for stealing the cops gun were actually dropped. Because the cop who I went to high school with. My friend Shelley texted me and she's like, dude, the cop that Sienna of the gun that she stole is fuck. We went to high school with him and I looked up his name and I was like, what the fuck? That's right. We did. But anyway, that's beside the point. It turned out that he got into a bunch of trouble for accepting sexual favors from women to like get for them to like get out of tickets and get out of shit. So they were like, that's a whole mess we don't even want to deal with. And so they just completely dropped that charge because they're like, that's. Yeah. Every time I keep saying furlough, I imagine like, we'll let you out of jail, but you have to wear this mascot costume. If you have to work at the Children's party as Smokey the Bear. I put this big head on. I actually think she'd be like, all right, I guess I'll do it. It was so funny though. Jackass, whiskey and pinto beans, having money does not solve problems. It's solved some problems. It would solve like 90% of my problems. If you're already. Yeah. Making money and having assets is easy. Once you reach your goals, you will feel empty. If I can make money, anyone can. Are you selling us something, sir? Every time I hear the word goal, I think of Aaron. Let's make the goal. Let's get to the goal. I had C dip and antibiotics would not knock it out the fecal matter transplant. It was the only thing that would cure it. Wow. Okay. I was putting his name. Oops. I cut my pants. Was this before or after the fecal? Right. I think it's just named poorly fecal matter, not like actual shit. Like, yeah. That someone. It's so confusing. I'm going to have to do a deep dive into this and I don't want to, but. But you know, your hands dirty. Restful. Anna is in here talking about narwhal. Zado. Z is what we call. Hoppa holly. Hoppa holly is like half like half white half like. Oh, he knows the lingo. And he said she pono, which means either he lives there or he's from there. Who a local jackass does Lila heart like to garden. Yes. I like to garden and grow my money outside. I knew she was going to say something like that. I grew my money outside. I think when people say money can't buy you happiness. That's just like a rich people with like. It's a rich. It's a rich. It's a rich coke right there. Old J law. Or a poor coke. You can't buy happiness. Have you never been shopping? It is so fun. When you go shopping at the mall and you're just like really balling and you're like, you know what? Just throw it in the bag. I can get it. Oh, this perfume's $95. Doesn't matter. I'll take two. You don't have to decide what color shoes you want. You like get them in all colors. I want them doing that right now, but for the B and I'm like, oh, I can have the stretchies are on sale two for two for 10. Let's do it. Or when you go to get a burrito and they're like, do you want to add avocado to that? And you're like, yes, I do. The thing that I like the most about having money was just knowing that no matter what, I could get myself out of a situation. It's really stuck somewhere if I was, okay, like I'm stuck here. I can't leave. It's whatever. Oh, I'm going to stay at the four seasons. I'm going to like get a spa. It sounds incredible. It's just it's okay. It's really not the money for it. It's the freedom that money gives you. Like that's really what it is. It's also being able to sleep at night, not having to worry about bills or debt or how you're going to pay your fucking mortgage that month. If you eliminate that stress and the depression and the constant worry that comes and anxiety that comes with that, of course, you're going to be a much happier person. And then you have the money to pursue things that make you truly happy. You have the money to take care of your body with the right foods, the right exercise. I mean, you can still do that otherwise, but so many people are struggling to make a living. Ooh, Skittles are good struggling to make a living and living paycheck to paycheck. Well, I want a little skittles. I think a whole bunch of activities going on over there. Yeah, Sam. You can buy a lot of things to make you happy. People are like, oh, you just have a bunch of fake friends. You know what? Who cares? Who cares? Give me all the fake friends. I got money. I'll hire people to do everything. They'll be happy because I'll be paying up. Thank you, Lyla, started on this Lyla. She'll be a potato for a bit of time. You could have no arms and legs if she were a billionaire or some sort of thing like that. I love that. This is where she and I deviate. Sam, I couldn't do it. I'm very simple. I need water. I'm just a vacation. I'm over the beauty, the walking. That's fine. No, Lyla. No. As long as I get to keep my face, I'm telling you, you don't need the arms. You don't need the legs. There you go. Amen, girl. You got a pretty face. That's all you need. You just need the face. Hell, if I could just be ahead in a jar and then the rest and it just works. Screw it. Carry my head around. He's doing a little cryo-jaw. Like in Futurama where all the older people are just heads. And Lyla would somehow be just as intimidating. Like Walt Disney. Just ahead in a jar. Just talking. You're a really young era. If you're just ahead in a jar, wouldn't you lose your handicap placard? And would you lose your kind of like vague midget status? Because then you're just ahead. You're not getting invited. You are so mega just famous and you're rich and then people will be fighting over carrying your head. Oh, it's Lyla the head. Oh, it's the head girl. It's the head girl. She's so funny. And you know, here's the thing too. If you're just ahead, I bet they could just put you on mannequins and stuff. Right, you could be like craying from ninja turtles and you could like put your head inside another body. I feel like at that point. Well, Disney is like frozen and like wanting to be revived at a certain date. And there's a whole bunch of different famous people's heads that are. But if you're just ahead, then you can't you need your arms because what if someone's trying to put their dick in your mouth and you have. Right. Stop. You know, she's like, I'd hire someone to keep the dicks out of my mouth. Yeah. You have 24 hours to trade it. Like. You have no heart. Right. No, but I don't. You dumb bitch. I want to be famous and rich. I love it. Yeah. Yeah. I would hate to be rich. I want to have money. I want to have that fuck you money. Lila, if you were just ahead, I would believe that you would be famous at least at the very least and probably quite. No, the famous part. Here's the thing. Famous part. Whatever. That's not. You know what? I think also like being like really, really super rich are the people who are like crazy rich and but nobody knows who they are. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm with you. Yes. Yes. I'm with you. Lila. You don't think Eric would divorce you. Like became just ahead. He'd carry her around. I don't know. I'd be a billionaire. He would not divorce me. It would not. Just ahead. Where would he just what would he do? Like how would he have sex with you? He's ahead. He just carried me around. Attached me to a blow up thing. Yeah. He could put it. Yeah. He could put it. Transplants. Oh yeah. And also. Not me. Have you seen those realistic sex dolls? He could just put her head on a sex doll and fam. Exactly. I guess so. I'm just ahead. I'm a billionaire. By the time we have the technology for you to be just a functioning head by itself, then we'll probably have much better bodies to like put you on. Like great. They won't be glitchy at all. Like you won't have an arm barking or anything. Well if you do the head, it's like you can get a whole like young person's body that went brain dead from their motorcycle accident. I wouldn't feel comfortable with that. I wouldn't either. But I absolutely would. That's really beautiful. I would think that. I would think with the motorcycle accident, they went brain dead from their family. It's like, look, you have our son's body. Like, you know, like the grieving parents would be like. Well, then it would be like. He's like, I'm all for training. I'll give you a hug. At least his body is so alive. I'll hug you. And thank you for your dead son's body. Hm hmm. Right. Yeah, it's a small dick. Yeah. I would take it. Yeah. I would. You couldn't garden if you were just ahead. Right. Or put your cat. She only wants to grow money. How much money to be just ahead? A million? A million dollars. A million dollars to be just ahead. Yep. But then you didn't get nails done. I don't want to get my nails done. Are you kidding me? I wish I could drop my hands off, bring them to the nail salon, pick them up later. Honestly, Lila, I'm with you on the fucking hate getting my nails done. Lila, isn't it like hate it? Aren't you avoiding a life of just being ahead? If you can just put your head on a different body. Who has to go on the side? If that's like a loophole. Well, I'm just saying fuck. You just need your head. Just the head. Cecil's here. Somebody say head. Oh shit. Lila, hold on. Cecil, what amount of money would you take to be just ahead? I mean, it really wouldn't change my lifestyle that much. I don't know. Everybody's got a price. I don't know. 600 bucks. Lord. I'm telling you Mike, you're just ahead. You're ahead of the jar. You don't have a body. You don't have arms and legs. No penis. I'm somebody else's problem. You're like your filthy rich and you have servants and people. Right. But they will take me to different locations or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing money will be needed. I like the deal already. You have to sign autographs. No, I would just blow kisses. Would I be in a jar like submerged in water or would I be like, could people like scratch me? Like I would think you'd have little technicals that could crawl you. Oh, like a little octopus. Yeah, you could come up out of the jar and say hi to people, but then like, you have to dunk back down like when you get dry. Yeah. No. You're making this better and better. Honestly, you could still do, you could still stream. We, you know, we never see the lower halves of us anyway. Right. It's all tentacles from here down for me anyway. So. Right. Yeah. I want to put my sunglasses on now. Why are you feeling like a fish? Oh. Yes. Drinking. I'm a fancy glass. Oh, like I said, come on and be ahead. I would not. Yeah. They're so good. I would like. I like nuts. I'm on a big. I'm on a big macadamia nut kick right now. Macadamia nuts. They're so good. I love white chocolate macadamia nut. Yeah. Oh, yes. That's my favorite combination of things in a thing. That's like the only good thing at Subway are the white chocolate macadamia nut cookies. Oh my God. You cannot go to Subway. They're raw. The bread smell isn't real. It's like an air fresher that they pump in. It's the only thing I know I'm not healthy. All I eat is Skittles and drink white claw, but that, that they, they pump it in there. That's a weird smell. I hate it. Oh, no. The Subway is disgusting. Don't get me wrong. That's like the bread smell. Oh, it's awful. The only good thing is the white chocolate macadamia nut cookie. The everything else is like garbage. I just, I can't abide by them doing air fresher that smells like bread. It's so gross. They're lying. I don't like it. You're like you sit on a throne of lies. It's so gross. The bread is gross. It's the scent that comes out like a quality. Yes. Why do you see that? Yes. They pump it through the air ducts or what have you. And it's just one cent all subways have. And it smells like fresh baked bread. It terrifies me. If they're living to us about this, what else they love. Those, those, so my ex and I used to own an environmental company and you can't transfer it. And unless it is got hazardous waste, permanent. And so all sense that come out, whether it be in the frickin four seasons, the reds or whole foods or frickin subway. They're volatile organic compounds and they are not good for you. We are. It smells like. Damn it. Are you saying carbon? Are you saying all sense? Like when a hotel has a signature scent. That's bad for you. I'm not saying all sense. So I have a huge bite with the last building. I left it and I left the building because of it. So they had all of these strong sense coming out. They smell fabulous, but they're horrible for you. And they're like, I was like, you guys work here. I just live here. I can leave. You work here and you're in the like biggest area of it. It's like pumping out. It's dangerous. And they thought I was crazy. And I was like, okay, I want you to go to your, the company that does it and ask the company that does it and ask them for the shipping, the shipping information. And they have to have a hazardous waste. A certificate to ship that. And so if they're shipping it and it has a has a waste thing, then it's not good. Would that go for like perfumes and things? And candles, right? Oil. Yes. Yes. And candles too, right? Yes. Yes. That's why my daughters all about the beeswax candles. Yes. Read street soap company lady. This is why it'd be great to be ahead. You have your nose. Right. Water. But your lungs would never get harmed because you don't have any. It's there you go. Think about those white chocolate macadamia nuts. You can just keep eating them and then people could just keep feeding you the mush. You just chewed up where I fell out of the body of your neck. Oh, you could never get fat. Never get fat. You don't have a body. I like this idea. Now you guys have got me. My three favorite things are, are in order sleeping, eating and sex. I could give up the last one and to have unlimited. Oh, but if you're just ahead, then sex is off the table. The oral sex is on the table. You could filate a lady. Exactly. Right. You can just grab the jar and have it eat your ass. Just put the jar up here. You know what? And you can pair us with all of our heads. You've convinced me, Lila. I would like you. You're supposed to be all just become heads. Right. Then I wanted to worry about getting my body back in shape after having the baby. And then we could, we could all start a podcast and call it the talking heads. Yeah, we stole our heads except for Zia. And think about we can be the first people to die in a tragic bowling accident or something like that. Yeah. Wait, why? Because we're like the pin or the somebody would throw us down the lane. Do you think you were muted? Oh, I think she was chewing. Or a soccer accident. Hey, look at how common it is to die. Yeah, you would save on clothes and shoes, but that would make me sad. True. clothes, white cloth and skittles are my only happiness. Your hat budget would be through the roof, though. I would get into a lot of cool hats. Be like the Kentucky Derby every day. Yeah, just for a fascinating. Yes. They're the royal wedding. God, we just have a whole. Oh my God. I would have different two pays every day. That'd be so cool. I would be like the Beethoven, the Ben Franklin. Yeah. Could also have a lot of cool glasses. Like you could wear, you could wear like pineapple glasses or like the heart glasses or like the ones I was wearing. There could be, there's a lot of accessorizing. You could still do it. Earrings. You could get into earrings. Yeah. And you'd have a billion dollars. You'd have a billion dollars. Heads have a rich, fun life. It's fulfilling. But you could have a neck. Because you have no neck. Bring on the gear. You have a neck. You have a neck. But no shoulders. What good is a neck? The necklace falls right off. You don't have a shoulder. But wear a choker. Lila draws the line. She's like, no, no. I would need a neck. You want to wear, she wants to wear necklaces. It's important. I don't know. You'd have a neck, guys. You would have a neck. What if you were just like a bus? You're jewelry stores. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I think my boobs. I want, I just want to be a bus. Yeah. Let's go down to here. This is what happens with women. Now it's never enough. Before you, a minute ago, you were happy being ahead. Now you're the neck. I would like some shoulders. Now that you've indoctrinated me into the nobody life, I was all for it. We can just be busts. Well, you know what? Now we can backtrack here, Lila. I need the, I need the boobs. Again, see? Up it's being a potato. Doesn't sound so bad. See, I could never get on board with this because I don't trust other people enough. Like that to take care of me. Like I would feel too vulnerable being just ahead. I'd be like, sorry. If you, if you had a billion dollars though, I still wouldn't trust. No, it actually gets worse, Lila. The more money you have, the less you can trust people. Because they're just trying to get your money. They're trying to get close to you where they're trying to get close enough to you that you like put them in your will and then you buy your money. That's totally fine though. Okay. And I just have an endless supply. They could have your money. They can't do it. They can't kill me. That's not part of the deal. The money comes with me. The money gets buried with me in the casket. It all goes with me. It gets burned. You can't even sign in. You can't even sign in. Will, actually, if you're only ahead. No, you can't have your house on fire. Can you imagine, like, just bring me the cash. We're going to just put a bonfire over her. Light it up. I love it. Imagine you're going to have, like, a collection of mannequins with different types of builds and different clothes, and you go on dates that put the head on top of it. Yeah. Please don't put this. Orange Crush. Money can't buy happiness, but I would rather cry in a mansion. I saw this quote online years ago. Yeah, of course. Also, getting the, like, if you're depressed and whatever the fuck, you know, all those things they say money can't. First of all, money can get you at least treatment and help. So many people are stuck on their own with no way to get any help because they can't afford it because therapy and shit, like, that's expensive. And anything that's affordable is bullshit. I've called those fucking, um, what you gonna call, hotlines? They're, they do fuck all. Like, what are you supposed to do? Yeah. I called suicide hotline once. Yeah. You made me so mad. I was like, I'm going to fucking stay alive just as spite you, bitches. See, and somebody say that they called us the hotline and no one answered and it made them laugh so hard that they decided to live. That's how I called them, but I did it wrong. I ordered a suicide. They were like, that's not how this works. That's not how this works. Yeah. Now money, look, I understand that money doesn't solve all problems, but it solves fucking a lot of them. And anyone who says it doesn't solve all of my problems. That's why 99% of my problems would be solved by lots and lots of money. The people who say that it doesn't solve all the problems are not people who were born with it and have had it their whole lives. So they don't really understand what it's like without it. So it's easy for them to say, Oh, it doesn't solve your problems because I have a bad relationship with my parents or something. I mean, but if you're someone that's gone through struggle and, you know, had to do a lot of stuff for money, then you are like, you know what? Money would solve a lot of this shit. Some people were poor and then they got rich and they were really good at it like MC Hammer. There was an interview with MC Hammer years ago and he lost. He had a hundred million dollars and he lost all of it. Yeah. That's a lot of parachute pants. And this is in the 90s and this is a 90s mind you a hundred million in the 90s. And the interviewer goes and you want to see how it just this one answer explains how he lost it because the interview is like, how did you lose a hundred million dollars? He goes, well, you got to buy a house. That's 20 million right there. You have one song. Are you sure you're needed to buy a 20 million dollar? You do have to be happy if you are money all day long. We'll help you. I also think it like depends what type of person you are. How much do you really need? How much excess do you need? I don't need a 20 million dollar house. A one million dollar house would be very nice because one million doesn't go super far in today's world. Not in New York. Yeah, not in New York. But like where I'd be looking at to live, a million dollars would get me something probably pretty fucking awesome. I probably put more money into a fallout shelter. I'm going to be that person. Oh, you're going to get a bunker? You guys can all come and stay on my bunker when the world ends. That's my plan. Why don't we go in together on a bunker? All of us pitched in. Well, and you won't take up much space because we'll all just be heads. You want to come be in a room. I don't have a huge TV so you guys can hang out and watch TV all day. There'll be tons of entertainment. Right. Oh my God, we would have like virtual reality goggles and we could be just playing video games our whole, you know. It's true. We'll have to trick our handlers into dropping us off there because I guess they're not going to make the cut. But, you know, we'll get in. I'll tell them that they come in as long as you're with them and healthy and everything. And then we just take them out back and. What if you're sending yourself outside, you're in the liquid jar and your handler has a heart attack in front of you and then your water is like boiling. Exactly. In the sun. Oh, no. Yeah. See, there's a lot involved in this. It's described what it feels like to live in America. Yes. Content house bunker edition. Imagine how good that would be. Wow. We will be doing that when it is like the end of the world, like the apocalypse or whatever. We will do the content house in a bunker. We're doing how caverns. I love how caverns. I went there as in my youth on a school trip. Me too. I must be a New York thing. There's lag tights and slag mites. It's like a. And then there's like they have like a red light and one and they're like, this is the Valentine room or some bullshit. And it's like rocks. People get engaged in this room. It's like a fucking. Remember a lot. That's hilarious. It's like a big like tourist trap. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a roadside. I just drove down to North Carolina with Juju who's in the chat. I see her. And there's like once you get what's I forget what state is it North Carolina every five minutes. There's another cavern. Yeah. Yeah. There's there's tons of like caverns underground stuff. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Blue right now. And those people that do those cave things where they like jive down into these like. Yeah. And then stop that you're like, there's like an elevator that goes down 50 like floors to what and like. Oh my god. What's that movie where they. Raisy. The descent. The descent. Thank you. That is a terrifying film. Great. Yeah. Yeah. The woman lies to all of them and says that it's been explored before, but it never had. And then a bunch of money underground basically eat them all. Yeah. And then it was like, it was like a colony of miners that have been down there for 200 years. 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And they're like, and many people every year get engaged right here. Aww, so lame. What a lame game. How much would you swoon if somebody took you down a cavern to propose? I'd be like, just ahead. Maybe. I don't really have a choice if you're just ahead. Yeah. Where do you put the ring? Is it weird that I still wouldn't want to get tied down? No time my head down. I know I'm just ahead, but I want to consider my options. I'm going to be happy with something. Got my spine up, got my orange crown. Ooh. There's a couple years ago. Mental health crisis. Hold on one, one, three or four times. I'm having flashbacks from my back. Hold the veterans crisis. Three weeks. They saved my life. Great people. Yay, praise Lord. That's really good to hear. That's really good to hear. That's really good to hear. I think the suicide hotlines are really for people who have gone through PTSD like that. I just had done too much cocaine and I was freaking out. They're like, they didn't care. Yeah. 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That's fun. So that guy, so people should be keeping an eye on that guy is what you're saying. Yeah. But that was in the 30 years. It hasn't helped. They haven't. Oh my God. It's probably in the Met right now. What's this art is insane? Like Cecil, if you have any more of his other art, you should show them. Yeah. It is not. It's horrifying. Okay. Actually, it might not be the direction. Chrissy wants to go with the show. I mean. All right. Here is. Here's the actual. I literally never knew this. How did I not know this? This is a, this is the, the, the statue he had made of the photo. It's like icky. Oh, wow. Oh, the Dommer cut off someone's head and made a table out of them in his house. And, uh, and. Yeah. Pedestia had it. Yeah. Pedestia had it. Sculpted in bronze. I'm not going to lie. I, if I had, I not known that was a Jeffrey Dommer thing. I kind of think that's kind of chic. Yeah. I hate to say it, but I'm like golden, a beautiful woman's body. Sorry. 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They were like, "It was a girl that was like, "Ha, talk yum!" Yes. Yes. I assume none of you have TikToks, right? No. Okay. [laughter] You have no idea what's going on in TikTok. If you think this is bad, there are people that live like this, "Ooh, thank you. Thank you, ding, ding, ding, ding." And that's what we should do. We should do a live stream. Look at this face. They're rising. They're like, "Ooh, thank you for the rose." [laughter] Thank you. And they do that for hours and hours and hours on end. This is just a chicken, a sweatshirt, who sped up her video dancing a little bit. You have no idea what's going on. If this is a problem, then that, I don't know why it is so mesmerizing. And I'm not a big anime fan, but like, this is nothing compared to what's out there. I'm just sneer on his face, though. I've been there. I've looked at this because she comes up every fucking day. And I'm just like, "This is on Instagram or TikTok?" Yes. Instagram. Oh, my gosh. You got to get a TikTok just to see. It just makes me like, "Fuck it." But he's completely wrong about the other. Yeah. There's tens of thousands of anime. That's being like, "Hey, movies are bad because there was a snuff film made." Right. Well, okay. All right. Ridiculous. In Japan's defense, I do know that because of World War II afterwards, there was this whole leaning into things that were cute and things that were pure and beautiful because it was such a downer after the war that they were trying to bring people up. Oh. And they really do have a lot of very cute things that come out of Japan. Like, it's phenomenal. They just have a different mindset. This being somehow related to... Yeah. I don't see that. And trust me, I'm very sensitive to pedophilia and all that. Sorry. All right. Calm down. I hate the little sharp triangle noses. That's the thing that bugs me the most. It makes the thin lines and like... Yeah. There's nothing look solid. It looks weightless. Yeah. Yeah. Very frames. Right. I fucking... I just could never do it. Dragon Ball Z was the closest I got and they have thick lines. Yeah. Maybe that is my big... All those... I hate their fucking explosions and the lines and everything. Okay. I want to see the brilliant cartoons. Really? This is a subject. And then he goes out about the other. He hates the explosions and the thin noses. Anybody that watches is a pedophile. All right. He's really leaning into his old man. This is a big job. Yeah. Yeah. It is very, very, very creepy for sure. And then he's talking about how like this other cartoonist is so much better and... Okay. I think he is confusing and conflating just people who enjoy comic books. I mean there are freaky weird shit with anime. I agree. Oh, it's like clearly little kids having sex and they're like no, it's a 300 year old elf. And it's like, and that's how you do it. It's not a little kid. Oh, she's an elder lord or god and she's timeless. It's not nine years old. It's like, yeah, but you drew it like a nine year old. Oh, wow. I get it. There's some really questionable shit in there, but... I'm sure. To just blanket statement and be like anybody who watches anime is a pedophile. It's like, I don't even watch anime. Like, I don't, it's not my thing, but like... I don't know any of it. Not of it. It's a sweeping generalization for sure. Yeah. None of you ever get a TikTok. For Christ sake, please. You'll go nuts. I don't think I could handle it for even a second. I love it, but I'm like, what am I watching? And then God, you know who popped up out of the depths of the internet? It was Milo Yiannopoulos here. Yeah, I can't believe he's a... Oh, I wasn't following him. Look at that. I've never looked at anime porn. So somebody said she's not looked at it, and that's correct. I have not looked at it. But I also don't think all anime is porn. So this is from a tweet. Gavin said punk was really Johnny Rotten the band without him. It's just hard rock. He was the first to sing like he hated singing and didn't want to be there. The death of punk. God, he always talks about this. The death of punk was the SoCal bands of the '90s trying to sing. Well, they violated the Johnny Rotten constitution, and Milo says, "And yet when I thought play took that same approach to my censored show, you accused me of phoning it in." And then Gavin responds, "Bro, you went from parodies of British game shows with a full set and six guests to Zoom calls with your friends. Also, why are you airing dirty laundry online?" And he goes, "Oh my God, merciful Zuso is fucking joking." Ooh! So it looks like there's hard feelings there between Gavin and Milo. Hopefully they can kiss and make up. Oh my God. I remember, I'll never forget the first time I met Milo. It was that compound media. He was still doing his show there because they had to do a different set for him. They had to pull out the two chairs and a fluffy carpet for him. And I was like, "Oh my God, Milo." 'Cause he's just such a presence. And I was like, "Hi, Milo. What's up? I'm Chrissy Mayer. I do a show here." He's like, "Which one is yours?" I'm like, "Oh, I do wet spots." He's like, "Oh, that's dreadful. It's disgusting." He thought I'm so gross. He's like, "Why would you name your show that? You're repelling the very people you want to attract." And then he called my outfit. He called my outfit Frumpy and I was like, "Tell me more." I was like, "I was lapping it up." I was like, "What else is wrong?" That's hilarious. I was like an off. I don't know. I was thinking about the presence and the power of a put together gay man who's very confident. For me, it's like Kryptonite. Oh my God. Gay guys are roast gods. They're so good. Yeah. Oh, and they will tear you to shreds and you will crawl back for more. It's insane. Yeah. Yeah. The only people you get like a big grin on your face while they're making fun of you. I know. I will say Gavin looked fantastic while he was talking. He's very put together. He's never seen him like in now. He dresses really well. I was like, "Dan, you look fantastic." Yeah. I don't think I've ever met him. He's always dressed like, you know, really put together. I love that. Yep. Yeah. Dressing up is just, it's good manners. Yeah. As I say that in my sweatpants. Yeah. And you can't do it if you don't have a body and you're just ahead. Yeah. You can wear a suit on your head. Yeah. I have not looked at anime porn. That is. Face painting. Jackness says I kind of agree with cabin. Carmen Smith has not looked at anime porn. I have not either. I mean, anime porn is porn. There's anime that's just storytelling. And then there's porn of it. It's like just like there's movies and there's porn movies. It doesn't mean all movies aren't make you. I've watched plenty of porn. I've never clicked on the. I don't even think I've ever seen a button for the category for it. But, you know, I wouldn't go looking for anime porn. She's like, I can't find it. Yeah. Maybe now. I don't know. I don't even watch, you know, cartoons, adult cartoons even. Why would I go to the anime porn one? Yeah, Juju's right in the chat. There's something called rule 34. If you can name it. And I mean anything. There's a porn version of it. Oh, really? Right. Name something just obscure and I'll type it in. Fiddles. Fiddles porn. Right. I guarantee that. I'm not. Chrissy. I think you got like candy porn. Oh, Andy. Right. There's that. I'm looking at things. Definitely. Because I've seen candy corn butt plugs for so. Oh, my God. There's a porn something or something of the like people on the internet will find a way to. It's a call. Rule 34. Just type in rule 34 next to anything in the world. Any person, any subject, anything. Oh, yeah. There's like, there's a picture of a. Skittles on an anal bead chain being fed up a girl's ass. It comes up on that Chloe Kardashian in the bathtub full of candy. I bet it would come up for that one too. That's always on the porn websites. Yeah. And there were plenty of skittles in there. This porn come up if I type that in. There's not a lot of Skittles porn, but there are there. There's ones with chicks with. They didn't cover it. But it does exist. But nerd rope. Nerd rope. It's all candy really. Yeah. What does a nerd rope look like to you, Chrissy? I guarantee it's going to be the same thing as the skin. Yeah. We could go maybe an anal bead. Let me see. Small anal beads, but. What about. Like a coconut pie. It's all food with her. Oh, Chrissy. I want to go. I want key lime pie so bad. Let's go back to Tampa. Let's go to Tampa. Yeah, we were supposed to do a key lime pie tour. I know all the places with the best key lime pies. Yeah. What about. Oh. About, um, did we stump you? Fried chicken. Well, it's all. They. It's. It's. It's. It's mostly like come on pies. What about this? Arugula porn. All right. All right. You may have broken it with a root. First of all, you guys are all talking about food. It could be. I don't know. Okay. Keep it from getting to a gross place. Arugula porn. Probably not, but something of the like. Or, you know, you could. We're not TJ Max. All right. Okay. Max porn. You guys are really, really going for it here. TJ Max porn or diving board. Any diving board porn. Probably swimming. You never know. You know what else is funny? If it's an inanimate object, you can come on anything. You can come on. Maybe not legally. So there's going to be a porn for it. The Internet is like space. It's never ending. Yeah. Box of highlighters. Russell will fortunately see it has her own money. You mean her badge? Let's talk about favorite poets. My favorites are Dylan Thomas, James Joyce and E. Cummings. You're a fan of the book. You're a fan of the book. You're a fan of the book. You're a fan of the book. You're a fan of the book. 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