Smile High Morning Show
Fri. Oct. 4: Kyle Berry In-Studio, Kirk Cousins Throws For 509 Yards In Falcons Win, Danny & Geoff Think Nix Is Trash, Callers
(upbeat music) - This is the Smile High Morning Show with Danny Williams and Jeff Gertz. (upbeat music) (singing in foreign language) - Kurt Cousins cooking. (laughing) Alex at Nix will be just like Cousins. (snoring) - And we got, I'm not, I'm here for it. I'm here, and we've got-- - Hopefully we win four playoff games in Cousins. - Yeah, for sure. The Celtics, and the Nuggets. And we got, and all the Dobby, coming up. (cheering) - Oh, on a Raider Hating, Master's Deep Fading, Football Friday, edition of the Pro Grand Finals. - Pro Grand, let's get it right back up black. - He said Master. - Oh my goodness. - He said Master Deep Fading. (upbeat music) (singing in foreign language) (laughing) - It's Friday Friday, gotta get down. ♪ I'm Friday ♪ ♪ 'Cause everybody's looking forward to the weekend ♪ ♪ We're partying, partying, yeah ♪ ♪ We're partying, we're partying, yeah ♪ ♪ We're looking forward to the weekend ♪ - That's the remix. Man, we got a good show for you guys. The whole squad is here, Kyle's here, Jeff's here. Alex, it's back here to-- - Jeff's doing the, yeah, so we got a good one here. - What are we gonna talk about? - Oh, we got a lot of stuff. Last night's Thursday night, football was a thriller. I wish we had a quarterback like Baker or Kirk Cousins to be honest with you. - We could have. - Beat that guy. - And I totally-- - Beat that guy too. - Yeah, we could have. I want to, at some point, go through all the teams in the NFL. Look at the quarterback situation. How did they get there? Because we know Josh Allen and the Patrick Mahomes story, but look at those guys' stories. The Broncos could have had either one of those quarterbacks at either time. So, you know, from the Brock Perties to the Sam Darnolds, there's no, you know, there's a lot of different ways to kinda do it and if this bonus thing doesn't work out, what do we do? That's why you keep Zach Wilson. You kinda keep 'em, you know, you're grooming. You know, I don't mean like grooming, like dating grooming. No, I didn't mean it like that. - Too late. I think you already said bad boy, bad boy. Take that, take that. - You can't say grooming and did it in the same sentence. - Yeah, I didn't mean this. Don't wonder about it. - I'm not saying five, four, three. - Oh, dang it. You get dropped for that? - I don't know, it should. - Don't, I've been trying to drop us for years. - I don't. - So, how many yards did Kirk have last night? Five or nine? - Five, no. Five, oh nine. Over Matt Ryan's, five, oh three previously. - They honored me and honored in the ring of honor. - They couldn't lose that guy. - Matt Ryan's probably not going to the Hall of Fame right now, but once a lot of time passes him and Phillip Rivers are kinda in that same trajectory of going to the Hall of Fame, then Jai Jeff is gonna say something like, "What about Joe Flacco, okay?" Well, Flacco's got that ring. - Yeah, what about Joe Flacco? - He's got that ring and he does have some numbers, but not near the tier, you know, we're talking about a two percent decrease of big time kind of stats that it really takes to get into the national Hall of Fame. - Tommy. - Who's at the door? - Oh, hey, how's it be? - No, no, no. - Bonix in his last-- - You let me check you. - Bonix in his last three games, 522 yards passing, one touchdown, two INTs. - Nice. - Kirk Cousins last night, 509 yards passing, four touchdowns, one INT. - 509 and 14. - I think the process with this shit up did was found themselves darnold starting and then Bonix developing. - Darnold? - Yeah. - Bring Darnold in, you're saying? - No, had brought Darnold in. - Yeah, yeah. - You always make a 10 million bucks, this chump change. You know, he had a came to the Broncos for 13 or 15. You know, he never lost. - Hey, you know what, he would have came to Denver for 11 or 10 even and just whatever kind of rap that Sean Payton's gonna lay down on him. You remind me a lot of Breeze too. Breeze was kicked to the church and the Chargers, just like you were, he needed a little more seasoning, salt and pepper on me, you know? It's a crock, popcorn, crock, popcorn in him. We hit the microwave. No one ever made a great meal in the microwave, okay? So that's what Sean Payton could have told Sam Darnold to get him here. You still draft Bonix, cost you nothing to bring Darnold in and the rest could have been history. - All right, you don't get any more of those. - All right. - It was worth it. - Too bad. - Yeah, too bad he chose the bikes over the Broncos. - We talked about it though. - Same situation. They got JJ too. - But I mean, we talked about this. - Same thing. - It's so crazy that the bikes and the Broncos, their trajectory the last eight years with quarterbacks and coaches, both having open quarterback seats and open coaches the last six to eight years. - Now we realized they should have committed more to Zach Wilson throughout the early process and probably started him. And probably started, there's the Darnold comps. I mean, we're talking Darnold Zach Wilson comps to a T brother. I mean, like that's, it's like-- - Whoa, that's like the deep, that's-- - He's like a Mormon version of saying Darnold. So I'm just saying, there's a lot of kind of stuff there. 'Cause you've got nothing to lose in starting Wilson besides having the ceiling and him popping like Darnold. - The ceiling is the roof. - The ceiling is the roof. They haven't popped like Darnold did. And what's Bonix gonna, you know, he's, nothing's gonna change with him. He could lose games now or go be kind of learning and kind of getting it all figured out. Listen, how long did Aaron Rodgers sit and wait? How long did Jordan love? - How long? (humming) - Nice. - How long? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no. - It's just a jam. - Yeah. - It's before your time, 'cause you only like things from the 90s. - 80s. - Barely the 80s. - And today. - And chicks. ♪ Please, please, please ♪ ♪ Please, come on Kyle ♪ ♪ Please, heartbreak is one thing ♪ ♪ My ♪ - Nobody knows what you're doing right now. - Whoa, that was crazy. - Bring a carpenter, bro. - She's from here. - She's from here. - You see that Demerys girl? - I'm still on that espresso. - No, that's Gabby D Mateo. - That's, oh. - That's j- (laughing) - Nadi D Mateo. - There we go. Good job, Alex. - Turn this up, look, Alex. - If you're not into this right now. - I'm outta here. - You don't know what the kids are into, right? - This is a song from today. This is the hottest thing going right now. - This sounds like something that, like, the Bee Gees would put out. ♪ No half good judgment ♪ - Oh, okay. I see what you're doing. - Oh, I know who this is. - What am I doing? I'm placing the hip carpenter. - This is Sophie B. Hawkins. - That was quick, Alex. - This is not Sophie Hawkins. Alex is popping right now. - It's a very popular song right now. - This is heading right now. - And we didn't think that she was gonna have another espresso. At least by we, I met me. - We played espresso people like espresso. - What are they, Noah? - I hardly know her books. No, I'm talking with the next great hit music from. You guys just did that, right? Shoot. - Also, she is on the cover of Time Next, like the next 40 big artists. - She's the next biggest thing. - Yeah, Time Next. - Bigger blonde Ariana Grande. - Jeff's not having it. - I am out. - I don't know what a Sabrina Carpenter even is. - Oh my God. - It's like a juice world. Like, what even is a juice world? - R.I.P. K.I.P. - Really? - What do we keep in peace? - He didn't even know he was dead. - Juice world's dead? I barely knew the man. - Juice world's way dead. - It's a tough way to start a Friday. - Also, Prime Kirk Cousins, everyone was hating on. Prime Kirk Cousins is all the way back. I don't think there's such thing as you can hate on. Everyone used to think like, oh, Kirk, what do you mean? Like, okay, so everyone-- - Where was he back? Where did he leave? - That was his third come from behind drive this season. - Yeah, so I just think like, you know, that's dead. - Kirk Cousins is a-- - Prime Kirk Cousins' take is dead. - From going to the Hall of Fame. But that's a tall task. That's a feat that it's almost unfathomable to think that he can reach that at this point in his career with that team. It's without fathom. - Also, the way Raheem Morris looked at Kirk Cousins. - I want my wife to look at me like that. - Yeah, that's a good take. She's like, you're awesome. - I want someone to look at me the way that Raheem Morris looked at Kirk Cousins after they won the game. It was like-- - Even when he got that field goal. - He's like, you saved my job. Like, could you imagine if the Falcons lose that game? Because then they have to go to Tampa Bay to even have a chance to lock up that division. They needed this win so freaking bad. Raheem Morris, job on the line this early in the season. Don't you think? - Alex, stop the show! - The nuggets are tipping in one minute. They are plus one and a half points. Celtics are slight favorites. You can get a plus 100 even money line on the nuggets right now. If you think they find a way to win this game, really honestly, what do you think happens? How much are these starters going to play? How much of a showcase isn't going to be? This isn't like a tour of a bunch of teams. It's just these teams. I think they kind of go pretty hard here. - I think the Amazon Prime crew is kind of rough. I think they need to move on from Carissa Thompson. - Alex? - Shoot. - Alex went football on his basketball. - Yeah, 'cause we were going that. - We were going football and then he stopped the show and wanted to go basketball. - You got to stop the show. - Yeah, I think the starters play 'cause they play 'em again on Sunday. - The game's about to tip. - Maybe 15, 20 minutes. - There's a lot of factors in the game. - Jamal gonna play? - Russell Westbrook just grabbed the mic and he's like addressing the whole crowd right now. - Russell Westbrook is living his best life. Russell Westbrook is living his best life in Abu Dhabi. - I'm happy for him. - He's living it up. - Perfect team. - This might be the best team he's ever played on and he played on that Oklahoma City team with all them cats. - He's watching the rookies sing karaoke Taylor Swift and getting into it. - It's great a carpenter. - He's throwing blue arrows to Jamal Murray on Nugget's media day. Oh, I also had a hot Nugget's media day take. So you know how Yoakitch said, I don't know why we do media day like every year. - So now we're back to Nugget's. - Yeah, I thought we were still rolling on Nugget's. - Well, it's like we're trying to set up going to break. - Oh, no. - And then the game was about to tip. - I thought you were betting on your phone. - I turned 25. - That's why I actually was doing that. - Listen, I turned $85, I turned $25. - You are betting on your phone. - Into $89. If you think you're getting lunch paid for, we need to hit something here. - You know how many pitchers? - You already know. - You already know. - You could buy a karaoke for $9. - Yeah, you said unlimited $10. You said unlimited chicken tenders. And then we went to karaoke and you bought one pitcher of house margaritas that Jeff suggested for $9. And then you said, wrap it up. We just want the chips. And then the pitcher of house margaritas were $9. - Listen. - No tendees. - Kyle thinks because I had a big pet two weeks ago, like any of that money's still there. - You spent it all in the A's. - I spent it all in the A's brother. - It was a victimless crime. - You know how much life is to live in San Francisco? - Then if you're going to spend it all in the A's, don't guarantee unlimited tenders. And then go to the A's game. - That's a fair point. - Here's the problem right now. - What? I'm never buying Nate Jackson's meal again. - I, we got ripped off. I think damn girls are putting us off. He's like, I think they're super drunk. (laughing) - Let's just have them both paid. - It's like a strip club without boobs and stuff. - That's never paid twice. - So check this out. - By the way, guys, damn grill. - Not a numbers guy, but that doesn't seem to be bad. - Damn, I think it's off the board now. - Damn. - Oh, no, it's not. It's just zero zero. Who wins this game out? - No, yes. - Over under $2.15. - Wait, is that over under $2.15 in American dollars? - That's Abu Dhabi. - That's Abu Dhabi. - I have no idea who's gonna win. - United Arab Emirates. - You know who's gonna be the GO of Abu Dhabi, right? Hunter Tyson. - Really? - Oh, yeah. - Why do you say that, Kyle? - High score from Hunter Tyson today. High score from the Nuggets. I say that 'cause he was going crazy in Summer League. - Yeah. - And he's been like their piece that's been consistent and they've been kind of, you know, holding off like waiting in the wings, like don't forget we have Hunter Tyson. Everybody's talking about Trey Alexander and Julian Strouther. I think Hunter Tyson is their like wild card. He's probably not gonna play much, but he's sick when you comes to preseason games in Abu Dhabi. Is there a Hunter Tyson over under? - I don't think Mandel knows who Hunter Tyson is. - See that's where the value lies. If Mandel has not even heard of Hunter Tyson, you're onto something, Kyle. - Well, anyways, thanks for-- - Let's go to break. On time. - He's betting on his phone. - I know. - He's betting on his phone. - He's-- - He's betting on his phone. He's-- (laughing) - He's at the 20. - I think Kyle, that's how you know you were talking too long when Danny just looks at his phone and stares off and goes out. - No, he can do that anytime. - Oh, yeah. - As a team leader here. - I don't think you were talking, guys. We're going in this first break here. - As a team leader. Let's set this, you know, set the tone, set the moves, try to get this thing on the tracks here. Let's show them while we're the best, Kyle. Let's compete together instead of against each other. Okay? - Oh! - If you're not watching the livestream, you're a fool right now. - And we're back on the other side. - We believe, we do believe. Now I swear. ♪ I swear, I swear, I swear ♪ ♪ I swear, I swear, I swear ♪ ♪ I feel like it's the third day ♪ ♪ I'm on patrol, chill, no, no ♪ ♪ I swear, I swear, I swear ♪ ♪ I swear, I swear, I swear ♪ ♪ I swear, I swear ♪ ♪ I swear, I swear, I swear ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ Time stood still ♪ ♪ Just like a photograph you made me feel ♪ ♪ Like this will last forever looking in your eyes ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ I see my whole life ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ Here in a victory salute ♪ ♪ He's pulling down his pants ♪ ♪ Put up your pants, my man ♪ ♪ Pull up those pants ♪ ♪ He's being chased to the 30 ♪ ♪ He breaks the tackle from the security guard ♪ ♪ The 20 down the middle of the 10 ♪ ♪ The five ♪ ♪ He slides at the one ♪ ♪ And they converge on him at the goal line ♪ [crowd cheering] ♪ Pull up your pants ♪ ♪ Take off the brawn ♪ ♪ Be a man ♪ [laughs] Nine to five nuggets. He was the voice of my youth. Eight minutes. He was the terrible of this guy. Left in the first quarter. We got a stream east this thing. It's not on the TV out there. Yeah. Oh, it is? Nuggets are the home TV. That's cool. This would be a ballerina if they weren't in Abu Dhabi right now. We should have a TV in here, like our two or three. Like, this also wouldn't be a slinking street. Remember, like, the lottery thing outside the window and you, like, Renault would be, like, in the second. Powerball. Yeah. And he'd just be like, "Wow, what would I do with the $19 million?" And you're like, "Every day." Yeah. I don't know what's worse than. Dan Jacob's barbecue is extravagant. Celtics coming back. I love Derek White, bro. Yeah, dude. That guy is a dog. Sweet. He's an Olympian. Gold medal champion. Yeah. That's a great story. We're a champion. What? The NBA? The United States. The United States. Right. Who is that? The... No, Liles. Yeah, Liles. Please. Hey, no, Liles backed it up, though. So, we can't see anything about it. No, he didn't. Not the second one. Yeah, he won. But he won gold, though. He was the world champion of... He lost his best win. He lost the 200 with COVID. Yeah. With COVID. With COVID. Yeah. He won the 100. Yeah, but he's still won. Hey, well, he is the world's fastest man. In the world. Not just in the Americas. Well, it's a plan. Everybody good. Look at Brown with the starters. It's a big deal. This is a big deal. He should be with the starters. They picked the two kind of most... I don't know if most... Probably relevant. Kind of winning teams in the league over the last two to three years. Nuggets on the Celtics. Easy to Celtics. And we know that it's really cool for the Nuggets to be chose to do this. Nuggets. No one else is doing this. How come the Nuggets own the Celtics and no one else can? I'm not sure. Jason Tatum said as much, though. So, I hope they get a chance to face each other. And we know he told us. Ooh. It seems like... That was an interesting quote. I'm scared of them. Yeah, those shits. I'll never forget that. That was weird. It seems like their courses are kind of coming together, right? It seems like it needs to be Nuggets, Mavericks, and then Nuggets, Celtics, Celtics. Yeah. To settle all the beat. No, that's true. That'd be the best story, I agree with that. I love that story. I love Field Beef. Oh, well done. Every cut from shoulder to butt. Oh, butt. I thought it was butt. It is. Okay. I was making jokes there. Well, anyways. Do you think the Nuggets are... Do they have, like, a patch on their jersey to honor the great de Kembe Mutombo? Oh, yeah. That was on my list. I love... I wasn't even putting my Jambalak 55 or something. You know what they should do? Here's what they should do. They should do a silhouette of him holding that ball laying on the ground like that. Ooh. As a logo? Yeah. Just patch it. I like that one. Like, you know, the NBA has got the Jerry West, but his would be just a silhouette of him squeezing that ball. Yeah. Oh, that or a finger wag. The finger wag would be dope. That would be cool, too. That would be cool, too. And shout out to, you know, when I'm walking around, houses are praising, I get into some sweet man caves, you know, some Danny Williams garage. It's just full of trinkets and awesome stuff that you're like, "Where did you even get this from?" But the one I'll never forget is the one that said Mount Mutombo, Elevation 5287, because he's a seven footer. I love that. Sometimes I'll take photos of them. You should try and find one of those. You got one of them? No, but... You're a picker. After... Oh, rest in peace, American pickers. I'll give you a cool one. Rest in peace, Mutombo. Yeah. I'm with Frank. Frank died, too. Frank died this week. I saw that. That's sad. He was sick, though, for a long time, right? Yeah. You care about this? You care about this? No, no, no. Oh, no. I'm confused. Yes, you are. Frank C. Russell. I got... I was just supposed to pour some cool, you know, stuff that can take home. And there was a Los Chican taste. Well, the big dude... I don't know who's at close. I don't know who it is. Banner. Like one of those street banners. It was on the marketplace on our way home to the airport. Right after we left the Garadolee. Putt Putt Square. Putt Putt Square. We eating our loves through rule. I hit this dude. He had it for $150. Now, when you take $50 and I thought I was going to say, "Oh, $100," and he goes, "Yeah, come get it." So right on our way to the airport, we had to go clean the car and do stuff. I stopped. Got to roll that car. I was going for them to be like, "You know, can't check this," whatever. It's freaking sick, dude. You're going to love it. You're going to think it's so cool. And it was, you know, for $50, for something like that, you know, someone would pay $500, $200, $400 for that, for the man cave. I love that. No, I'm going to keep it. I'm going to need about $50, man. I'm going to smack it, flip it, rub it down, or no! Dekembe, Pete Rose, Chris Kristofferson, Rankum. Damn. Nationally. Obviously, locally, Dekembe number one. I will say Pete Rose won Dekembe two, Chris Kristofferson three. And this is dead game, Canadian, you said? No, that's your mom, Marie. Yeah. See his new sleeve? Like tattoo sleeve? Yeah. But I guess it's a temp. It is a temporary tattoo. Oh, what is? Who is? His new arm sleeve. Who's our mom? Jamal's got tattoos. Jamal's got tattoos. Jamal's got tattoos. But they're like, it was at like Hannah? He like went down and like, oh, sorry. You know, on the chest. Like go down and they like come back with the brown ink. And they're like, you've got a Hannah tattoo? No. But it goes away after like three weeks. I'm good. What about a spray on ink tattoo, like one of those little, now, now ink for me. Okay. What about you, Jeff? Are you even lost to bed of some kind? Yeah. I see football league has a temporary, uh, my little pony tattoo on his ass. What about you, Alex? Where are your tattoos out on your private? I don't like tattoos. I really don't know. None of us are. Maybe it's an Asian thing. I don't know. Maybe it's an Asian thing. Who's the most tatted listener that you have? The most tatted. Do you have a listener with a tattoo? Totally. Who? Oh, yeah. I've got Santino. Yeah. I've got Santino's got a couple. He's military too. I've got some badass ones, um, you know, he's our most tatted listener. I'm sure. No, he has a tat. Like, no, it's got one. It's like Josh Allen for president. Yeah. Um, great tattoo story, uh, friend of ours was trying to make out with Jared Allen one time and the great Jared Allen. And he's got a tattoo on his stomach. Cool. Wait, this is a guy? Check this out. It says all you can eat under a, all you can eat under a buck, right? And there's a picture of like an elk right here. Wow. He's saying all you can eat. No, we get it. Oh, no. Do you think? Do you think he's going to stay? Aaron Gordon or is he good as gone? No, it's all time. They're running out of money. It's all time. I'm worried about that second April. Nah. He taps space. No, he built that cool warehouse. He'll go. He'll stay around the same number. He's not going to go to 30 or 40. He's just dealing around the same number, maybe even a little less to stick around. He'll, he's going to finish. This is the stuff I was hearing about Bruce Brown though. No, we never said that. We knew he was going. What the hell I was saying. I think I was Matt Smith. I think about Bruce Brown. I think he's a poor man. Because of your stuff from over the break. Yeah. You're also Westbrook. Bruce Brown. What? He's a poor man's Russell Westbrook. Bruce Brown. He's a, he's an energy guy. That's going to be your sixth man. Bruce Brown is a poor man's Russell Westbrook. Yes. Yes. He's going to move the meter. He's going to get the rest of Westbrook is going to give us more than Bruce Brown gave us. Yes. I like that. Hey, my brother just texted me. My brother. He loves you guys. But what did he say? What did he ask on the bottom there? Oh, that's right. That's true. That's true of your name on my butt. His butt. Yeah. His guy says your name on his ass. I got your name. Why would anyone do that? Because then you can say I got your name tattooed on my ass and then they go what? And you show them your name. I think you lost a bet. Or he has some kind of old boyfriend dude who they have matching butt ones. And this isn't the gay brother. Really? Yeah. It's a new brother. My brother's gay. My governor. I hit him right when you said it. Right. I got a gay brother. Mother governor. Love John and Bill. Well, and Lucas heard already. Oh, God. He's kind of fat. You're just going to say that. He put some fat. Come on. That's from boy. Yeah. Put down the four. How many calzones you need? I figure one calzones enough. Kyle's over here getting by when getting burgers at damn grill. I don't know. I think it was. We don't know. I think it was. We don't know. Is it by one who is? Is it by one? That's you. It's crazy. Put that guy out of business. Four burgers for $20. Loops. Oils. Ketchup. Monster. Chew, you are nice today. You guys are so good. Nice. How did you both think of Ketchup and Mustard? That's really good. You guys are really good today. My brother. Feel free to join the party. Also, in fantasy pickup, Dontavian wicks, if he's available packers. And, uh, uh, Jaden Reed, Travis Hunter wants to be a Denver Bronco. Yeah. I love that. We have audio. You were saying that as a joke last week. I'm saying tank for Travis. The Broncos draft Travis Hunter and with the 12th pack. Oh, wait. He's going out of the top 10. Of. Do you think? He said 12. He said 12. He's going out of top 10. Okay. 12. Oh, you're saying that to move. They move up. Okay. No, they move up with the. There's been a trade. With. The seventh pack. Okay. There we go. The Denver Bronco select. What do you call it? Wide receiver corner back athlete, Heisman trophy winner. That's what EA sports listed as really like I wish I could go to the Broncos just to stay in Colorado because so much so much people just working this with open arms and they show us love that we we would never have gotten in a different spot. And that's exactly why coach prime isn't going anywhere. So much. I got to say this. So much. So welcome us with open arms. I got to say that's one thing about Travis. I think horrible. The haters would say they look at him and they're going to say well he's not super big and physically imposing like I kind of don't get it or they're forced beating him or he's got to do everything. Hey, what the is physically imposed. I saw him in this video. Hooping. Do you see him playing basketball? Oh, yeah. When he first got to see you. Oh my God. For one. When you're on the basketball you realize he is bigger than he looks and powder. He was jumping so high over the rim and just flushing and doing so many skilled athletic basketball things like a real premium Hooper, bro, that I just made you a price you. Thank you. His athlete. I would catch a few more specials. His athleticism is just off the charts and you that's why he does all those incredible things in the football field and you next level until you see guy do something else. He could play baseball. Athletic. I don't know about that. What? Yeah. Hey, hey. I know this guy's a prison, but Henry Ruggs is high school basketball mix tape too is just like Travis Hunter. This guy's in prison. He was fast. There's a ton of guys in prison that are good at sports. Hey, here's I got a hey you can have said you can come as fast get it because he drives fast and you can come back from being in prison. Michael Vic has a show on Amazon Prime now a history of the black quarterback is a dog the bony hunter. So Henry Ruggs can make a comeback with the dog hunter. Whoa. Hey, here's what I want Travis Hunter to do. I haven't seen this a dog downer. I haven't seen this since the days of Eli Manning, but I want Travis Hunter to demand that a team that drafts him, let's him play both sides. So let's say the cold I could go to the Broncos just let's say the Colts want to draft him Colts. I'm just throwing it out there because like it happened to John away and they're like no, and they're like we're going to draft one or the other and he just says, I'm not going to a team that's only going to play me on one side and he plays that Eli Manning car because there's only one Travis Hunter in football in in the history of the last time he will handle some of his negotiation and all that and get him to where he needs to be. So if he does that, is it like a Tony where you got to pay him double pay him to be a wider receiver and a cornerback? He will go through all that with it. He'll have Boris and he'll do all the agent will make sure he gets paid. But my point is if he wants to play both ways, he should set his demands and say I will not come and play for you. If you're not going to let me play both sides, that's definitely a thing. That would be so badass that would be badass. That's going to break. He probably does that on time. As usual. Jeff, that's how you do it. It's not that hard. That's how you do it. It's not that hard. Sorry, Danny Bailey. I'll never say I'm on the air again. I love that. That's a bit now. You bitted that. Yeah, I believe it did. We'll bet everything. And then Alice is like Bailey's on my ass all the time about that. Hey, hey, hey, only in front of the hot hooters chicks too. He lit me up in front of the hooters. Oh, no. That's messed up. I felt bad. That's cool. I go, you just got to go to break. Stop talking. Hold on. Hey, hold on. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, in front of the girls. Oh, yeah. Hey, you threw me under the bus. Techer goes. So you threw me under the bus. I go, yeah. I'm going to break. I don't know. I'm just. Yeah, Alex has just got his paws for like the whole of this that day. Oh, yeah. As usual. Yeah. That was why I go one day. I leave one day. It's Jeff. He doesn't go. The first break. So right now. 38 minute segment. What's wrong with that? I was rolling. Not my fault. I go 38 straight. You're all. Jeff knows how to get into the segment. He just doesn't get it. He's got the in. He's in. Getting out. Huh. Let's go to break on time. Smile. Smile. The Smile High morning show weekdays at 10. Here are your hosts. Danny and Jeff. Thank you. Goliath. 3 0 3 8 3 1 13 40. The hot line as well as the text line Kyle Berry in hanging out with us. Thanks, Kyle. Thanks, Joe. We were talking about just listeners and stuff like that and you know, we hear from guys that come and go like, for example, when Don from Aurora calls in, he's just a class guy. I love the dude. He's got lots of options, lots of choices, probably got a family couple of kids. He probably tunes in when when he can, but man, he's like family. So we're talking about John Ziggler, the listener from Seattle, who, man, he was dedicated hardcore. He was with us for a few years and, but he hated me. You loved him. Because he, I love the kid. He hated me. He was like, he was like, yeah, so he was like doing a going to school and doing like a chef's thing. All that kind of stuff. He was military. Yes, chef. They broke into his car and stole a, they stole his computer. They broke into his car and gave him Rocky's tickets. So he was all bummed out and all that kind of stuff. And we hit like a computer dude over here, a little computer guy. I was like, hey, we got a listener. Can you hook this guy up with the computer? Hook him up. So I was like, come in the studio, talk to us. We don't do hook you up, whatever. You came in studio? Yeah. Not Ziggler, the guy who was going to get the computer and he was like, here's this badass computer for here. You're a wheeler dealer. We're rolling in. So yeah, we hooked the guy who up who hates me the most with the computer. A nice one because he was just, you know, part of the team. What did we get? Ryan Stevens. Oh, three, oh, three, eight, three, what's your room? Check this out. Check this out. This is your room. I have acquired. You still haven't sent anything. Alex. It's been like 10 years. I want my $2. I did acquire a bonus rookie card for Ryan Stevens. I'm sure you did. Oh, I did. I did. Hey, Jeff. No. I like when you switch it up and go, no. No chance. That's what he's got. Well, anyways, three, oh, three, eight, three, one, thirteen, forty, the hotline as well as the text line. I had a Broncos take. Okay. I had an issue with the Broncos kicking a field goal late in bad conditions in New York. So knowing how the Broncos defense was playing, you tried a, I think it was a 51 yard field goal by Will Lutz and then you miss. So Rogers and company only have to go 25 yards to set themselves up in field goal range. You wanted them to apply not a little punch, but yes. Why not give them the entire field with the way the Jets offense was playing to even consider a field goal? Like Jets wouldn't have even been taking the winning field goal opportunity if you had not presented that to them. I think what Kyle's trying to say is you got a pooch, baby. You got a pun that no one likes, no one likes that take. No one likes the, you should have punted take. It's not a sexy take. It's puns and buns. We wouldn't have heard it. If Zirlan would have made that field goal, we would have heard that a lot more. Thank you. It's like a John Fox take Greg Zirlan's a legendary hit. When you look back at that game, the calls throughout the game, that soldier, there was a lot of like, you could have picked up 20 things that the Broncos did that's like, Oh, here's why they lost the game. But they won the game. Did the Broncos winner? Did the Jets lose? Oh, Broncos won because Brieze Hall was a shell of himself, like Brieze Hall was killing the Broncos for years. Yeah, but he comes back looking like Jivante Williams falling down first time in years. They had another runner. They thought was going to be little. Braylin Allen. He's good. They should have gone with Brielyn Allen. Youngest player in the NFL. They should have kept working. It's all the most talented guy on the field. No, no offense. They made a mistake. Oh, Braylin Allen, youngest guy on the field and best running back. That's what Becker just 20 years old. Yeah. Youngest guy in the NFL and they should have just been rolling with Brielyn Allen. They went and they went with Brieze Hall and he he sits down twice in front of the goal line and then they can't get it in. Speaking of getting it in, guys, go on speaking of getting it in Kyle. This is a AJ. AJ and Big Justice, remind me of who do you think AJ and Big Justice remind me of Danny and J.J. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Now everyone's trying to figure out if AJ is just living his life through Big Justice and we here at the Smile High Morning Show are wondering if you're just living your life through J.J. Of course. J.J. Let me take you to see Aaron judge. Let me see you to take, you know, the A's. Let me, you know, and then while J.J. is enjoying the A's. Guess who's Charlie? Who are you meeting with at the A's game? Who am I meeting with? mascots. Did you meet with someone at the E's game? You were sent it to Alex. I did. One was Peter King. One was Gary Payton. I don't know if you heard of the glove. Gary Payton. One was Brooks Lopez. One. It was Rooc Lopez. You come in Brooks. I think it was Robin. It was earlier. It was Robin just Brooke. It's just Brooke. One was. You don't even know who you're meeting. One was Clinton Yates from ESPN, one of my great black friends. Yes. Tons of black friends. Oh, no. Huge, huge black. I've done more for black friends than any president. Just J.J. care about Peter King. Yeah. Right. Yeah. No, he doesn't care about Peter. Well, about Peter King. He thought Gary Payton. I thought you were going to take your head in superimpose that on J.J. Yeah. I brought your superimpose. At the wharf? You guys heard that? Not pick at the wharf is sick. They were dipping sauces loud that night. The old man was like, they both got their arms crossed. Well, the old man he see in the picture, and he said, the Julie of the truck, is this you on the loopy loop? And the roller coaster looped in a loop and he said, nah, they, they superimpose me. Dude, that's too much medium pace. That's ahead of its time. That is. Old Booth Willie. Why are there not more just CDs of dudes making jokes? And Johnny Scott. CDs. Oh, don't make. Compact disc. Get the CD function. Good. CDs. All right. Hey, no, it says no taps for Noyt. I keep my organs clean. This is the Lord's body. But if I had a tap, it would be Noyt across my left peck in the O is my nipple. Wow. He's got about this. Right. Okay. And nipple. I GHT. You like those Broncos. They're like a city. Connect. Whoa. What? Can you say those helmets at practice yesterday? Did you see that little video? The high video. We're ready. I'm loving that. Is that ass? How did they? Oh my God. That's one of the coolest things I've ever seen. The field is painted pretty dope, too. They're not losing. No logo at midfield. What's the line for Raiders game? What's the line? I don't think they can lose those. Don't act like you don't know the line. What is the line? It's like Broncos minus two and a half probably, right? Pick them probably. Broncos to cover by three games. Broncos by three all day, they can't lose in those uniforms. Yeah, especially after the Raiders beat you with eight in O'Connell and Jimmy Garoppolo. And then and then they beat you with well, now they got a real quarterback that wears gene shorts. So how are you going to beat him? He's not a real quarterback. Over under 200 passing guards for Garner Minchu over they can't run over there. They're going to go to Jacobi Myers. Oh, the Raiders cannot run the ball. Oh, Devontae Adams isn't playing. Oh, Devontae Adams isn't playing. And then Sir Tan's on Myers and no Crosby. Oh, my God. Under. Under for Minchu. Under. That's what I said. Oh, Bowers is going to say that he's going to make you pay for not picking him. They're going to replace him at some point. They're going to be so desperate. You could have picked Brock Bowers. He's going to make you pay. He's pretty good. But we drafted a quarterback instead, which is way smarter than a tight end. I really have Bowers and Zach Wilson starting. No, no. Wait. Would you rather have Bowers than say it out loud? Say it out loud. Say it for the people in the back. Bowers and Zach Wilson starting over Nick's. Okay. What? That's fine. Hey. So I can't argue. The Vikings have two picks in the first round and I wanted the Vikings to pick Bowers first and Bonyx. Check this out. Don't go. Don't go. Don't go. Don't go. Don't go. Yeah, go to break. Watch this. All right. Now go. Nice. Who are the three or four best Titans in the NFL? No clue. Travis Kelsey. No clue. Kittle Andrews. Andrews. I don't know about that. He's hurt. He's out. That's not argued about it. No, why not? Right. Local kid. Okay. Trey McBride. Oh, no. I don't like this. Anyways, the first three we named are all on the three, like, most elitist teams in the NFL, the best teams. Hey, what do they have in common? Premium Titans. So special and unique of Titans on the field at all times for your offense to do so many things. That's the point. I'm pissed. You know who are bad Titans? Kyle hits. All these other just average hits. What's wrong with you, Danny? He's been. I don't think he cut a single pass. Yes. We got a little break. 0. Play off the shoot. Let's hear what we got here. It's like how many touchdowns bow through. I like to take more than the Hall of Fame quarterback you played against last week. Bow Nix is on pace for zero touchdowns this year. No, at this point he's on pace for four. He's got one in four games. You don't see. Have you seen enough to know the bow in it or? No. I mean, he's it. Is he? I've not seen enough. Have you seen enough to know he's it? No. Have you seen enough to know he ain't it? Nix? Yeah, not yet. Not yet. Good thing they half a season. Turn that up a little bit. I'm kind of happy for the Atlanta Falcons. Walk. Oh. Why you turn me on like a light switch? Damn. This is a bigger. I should have never called those kids a bunch of Charlie Poots. I'd probably still be the head coach for 20 years. I know it's been 20 years. I'd be to have like remember our. That's like calling them off. I'm only getting coach Garris. This is our 20th interview together. Remember that first? Right. I don't know. I was just going to break. Danny, Jeff, Alex and Kyle. It's my life sports. Do you love it when you kick me? You're guessing me. You're guessing when you're leaving then you leave me. You're stressing me. You're stressing. This is the Smile High Morning Show with Danny Williams and Jeff Gersh. All right. You guys waiting on hold. We'll get them there a couple mayhem. I come. We got them going today. Let's go out and get our guy. It's Rob B. Hey, Rob. I'm really excited. Thank you. Thank you. We're going to get them there a couple mayhem. I come. We got them going today. Let's go out and get our guy. It's Rob B. Hey, Rob. What's up, boys? How you doing? What's up, play good? RB. Kyle, good to hear your voice. Yeah. Mine Bolinsky has a first name. It's R-O-B-E-R-T. That's it. Hey, I need your help here. I'm in a survivor pool. It's just starting up again this week because we already paid out. How do I go with Broncos or Niners? You need a winner. The Vikings are on the road technically in London. When it's in London, it's like a Thursday night game. Anything can happen. You're getting up early. Your schedule's off. I like Chiefs over Saints, but you want to save the Chiefs. You also want to keep going. I think the Saints were living a bit of a lie. Who have you picked so far? Well, it just restarted because we paid out already. Oh, wow. You lost already? You lost. Damn. Why don't you go Niners over three guy pool or what's wrong? Go Niners over Cardinals if you want a sure thing and just kind of go from there. Okay. Kyle and Murray. I'm going to do it. Yeah. I mean, that might be some kind of shootout, but the cards just don't... I like to see Kyle and Murray kind of redoing and scoring. Division, okay. Oh my God. It's sparing me. No, don't think I'm going to save them for late. Well, I'll get you a talk. Kyle, why aren't you going to just... why aren't you going to pick Denver? Pick Denver. I don't know. Yeah. You got seats right there. Where are you first hand? When are you ever going to be able to pick Denver again? That's true. I'm not going to that game. I never go to the Raiders game. Hell no. But my wife's taking her sister because of my whole game. Hell no. I'm sending my wife. That game's going to be sick. Denver has to win. Both teams at two and two. Denver must win this game. Must win. I'm feeling good about it, actually. Yeah, I took Niners. I took Niners, so... Niners are... Take the Redskins. Okay, Niners are at home this time. This might only last four or five weeks ago. Did I say Redskins? I meant commanders. Also, Rob, before you pick the Niners, did you see that Christian McCaffrey is as healthy as President Jimmy Carter right now? Joe Biden. That's a problem. That could be a problem. I think Joe Biden would be better at running back than C-Mac. Alex. Just kidding. So Rob, what are you doing today? You want to hang out with the boys? Oh, is this a golf? Is this a golf golf? We're going to do a little lunch special. Yeah, possibly. I got to hurt my back. So I'm on the IR. You're on the big... Get the back out of me. It's final. Yeah, final. We might do like a damn grill or something like that. Yeah, let me know. Yeah, let me know if you guys are doing something later. I'm kind of working. We might go right now, bro. Like, right now. I'm liking the Viking. I'm hammered with work, saving people on insurance. You know, you're running. Like, James... Well, let us know if that changes. You... Okay. Yeah, let me know. Yeah, shoot me a text. Right. My pick is Vikings for your survivor. We got to go, Rob, but we love you. Hey, Rob, my pick for you is Miami, because New England is trash. That's a good pick. They're trash too. Oh, no. They're trash, but then they're fourth quarterback, actually. I know. And they're better than... Yeah, maybe. Just go over there. I saw them firsthand last week, because I get the NFL. We got to go, Rob. We love you, though, Rob. Don't go, Rob. See ya. Later. Hey, Polinsky does insurance, right? Yeah, it's Polinsky insurance with an E. It's Polinsky with an E. You can find them. Let's get our guys to mayhem. I kind of love them. It's Juan. Hey, Juan. Is this Juan? West? Whether these characters do it. Say hi to Kyle. We're talking about the Broncos, Juan. We're going to win. Yeah, yeah, we are for sure. This week we win for sure. I think we roll, actually. Oh, we're going to lose now that Danny's going for a shot. Oh, no. My name is Danny and I'm a girl. You're good to day one. Yeah, Danny's cheering for us. Danny's got the Ryan Blackburn effect. We may as well just call it a season right now. Just when I told you I wanted to comb your pony out tonight. Ew. What? My little pony. No, you know, it's hard for him to blow dry. Try to take care of him. Danny'll blow dry you. There's no one needs to comb on here. I have females who can comb on here. Whoa. That's females. He put a comma on it. The staff. That's plural. Damn. Oh, yeah. I thought it was more than one. Come on, man. Okay. I thought it was always one. I got to have a fall girl. A fall girl. Now, brother, I'm single. Come on, I've been single for 10 years now. Damn. He's got a single for 10 years. Hey, Juan, you know that girl that does our intros? Delilah? I think she's single. Actually, I think she's AI. Are your girls virtual or these real girls? You can't tell these days. Are these AI? I said you said your daddy, but your wife would get mad. Oh. Do you have to inflate the head and the body? Or does it all inflate in one? It's all one woman. They're always will never, never. This one of those robot ones are just like the butt and all this. Oh, yes. A robot. Ew. Did you hear what Jeff said? He has to make fun of single men. That's okay, Dan. We get it. That's all the single men. All the single men. All the single men. All the single men. Put your hands up. Put your hands up. All right, so it's good to have a great woman. When you have a good woman, you stick with her. True that. There is such a thing. One's like, when you have a good woman, you stick with her. That's why I'm single. I haven't found one yet. Except sometimes I was a problem. You know what I mean? I'm not afraid to. I have my quirks, but. Well, you know, I was perfect. You got that pomilla pomilla hander soon. You know, pomilla. I work hard and I take care of my kids. My daughter's in business. My daughter's in Spain, just got back from Spain. Whoa. My life was blessed. Know what I mean? Bless is more sometimes, especially when it comes to women. Am I right? Yeah. Oh, you know that one. Are you a good grandpa? Or are you not really? Do you go take them to yogurt land and spend like 30 bucks on yogurt? My grandchildren spend every week there with me. That's cool. My grandson. He's six years old. He's already four foot five. These don't steroids or what? It's like taller than you. He's on those Flint Flint still vitamins. That's one chance. John gives him two Flintstone vitamins. That's nice of you. Hey, we got 30 seconds. Say something good about the Broncos. We're going to win. I'll say 28 to 14. I'd love for them to do that. I'd be it to be down. Stop that defense. It's just pumping, right? I don't think the race is going to go more than 10 or 13 points. So unless the Broncos really look like garbage, I think it's 23, 23, 10, 23, 13. It's convincing. Broncos handle their business in these areas. Hey, what happened the last time we changed uniforms without a world championship and the rest? I'm doing it. We got to go one. Nuggets go. Let's go. Nuggets. I thought he was switching it up like Nuggets rule. Quick shout out. Denver, Dennis and implant center. That's my guy, Kenny Burson. I'll be there next week getting that full cleaning. I got two cavities on here. You know what? It's going to be easy peasy. I'm going to be watching TV on the screen. I love a good ice cream milkshake. And shout out Greenwood automotive as well as a damn grill. One for two burgers at damn grill. Damn girl. Back out again with the two home one burgers. Good night, Sheila. I'll never forget today. Bye, Terry. Bye, Terry. Bye, Sheila. Bye, Terry. Bye, Sheila. Bye, Terry. Bye, Terry. Bye, Sheila. Bye, Terry. Bye, Sheila. Bye, Sheila. Bye, Sheila. Bye, Terry. Bye, Sheila. Bye, Sheila. Bye, Terry. Bye, Sheila. (music) ♪ This week ♪ ♪ This week ♪ ♪ South, South, South ♪ ♪ We don't you agree ♪ ♪ We don't know ♪