PeeWee's Predictions
College Football Week 5 Recap
(phone ringing) - Hello. - Is this Pee-Wee? (yelling) (upbeat music) - Pee-Wee, what a weekend for college football. It was an exciting thing to watch. How do you feel about this past weekend? - Whoa, hey, let me tell you something, son. I know my old Alabama's on, oh, that was all over. I'll tell you that right now. That was all over that, right now. They eatin' up the bulldog, son. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Let me ask you something right now. - Yeah. - Have you ever seen a dog get run all? - You know? - Big fair tail between their legs. That's what Alabama did in Georgia. - They should take a tail and go back to Athens. - I mean, I'd be amiss if I didn't ask you what Alabama has ranked. - Number one, the one and only, row catch. - Some people might say up where they belong. - Right where I, where they should have been the whole time. Everybody knows there was no more thing going into the off-site. - It was an impressive-- - Like they say, stop. - You can't stop. You cannot stop and tie this rollin' in ever. I wanna see you. I wanna see you one time whenever you see tight rollin'. Get out there and try to stop and one time. You not gonna be able to do it. - It's a force. - That can't be reckoned with. - You know, Alabama, this game, the first, I mean, if you just watched the first two quarters of this game and you take that Alabama team, do you think they can even be beat? - They gottin' by nobody. They can go up against the NFL team. They go up against the Jets and not be beat. - They looked really good and, you know, that first quarter, man, it just looked like it was just gonna be Alabama, this whole game. Now, the second half, I think we all wanted to look a little different. How did you see that second half? - Well, I saw it a lot like I said the whole time. Listen, just like I said the whole time. You remember Mike Schula? - Oh, yeah. - Come chowlin' the board. He pulled out the little Mike Schula. He took his foot off the gas a little bit. I ain't gonna lie to you. He said, "Hey, boys, we're goin' back off. We're goin' easy up on the playground. We're goin' easy up on our offense. He's up on the deep pit." And he took his foot off again. That's about costin' the dad goin' game. And I ain't gonna put it up with it. I can tell you that. He better keep his foot on the gas. You don't, whenever you goin' down the road, and you're tryin' to get somewhere, you don't let off the gas. You keep your foot in the gas, get where you're tryin' to go. And he better, I'm tellin' you. He better heed my advice on that. - Well, I gotta ask you, after beating Georgia, does he have any more rapport with you after, you know, they're ranked two and four. They beat Georgia, they're ranked number one now. Does he have any more rapport with you after this game? - I tell you what, if he would have kept his foot on the gas the whole time, well, I don't know how it did that. If you remember, whenever Dale was out there race, and I learned he would keep his foot in the gas, and he'd keep bumpin' people, right? He'd let 'em know, hey, I'm still here. I'm still here. He didn't let off that gas, but yeah. We play a more impressive theme than Georgia, and we take our foot off the gas. We got big problems, I'm gonna tell you that. But did he earn anything for me? He earned a new name. We call him Decay DB, around here. - Oh, well, hey. Jalen, D. Bauer, KDB, coach, KDB, three words for you. - Well, hey, that's enough said right here for Coach Kalen. Now, there's some other things, and we're just gonna go get this Georgia and Alabama game out of the way to begin with. There's so many things about this game. What do you feel about this Williams, the 17-year-old wide receiver? How do you feel about him? And he had a spectacular game. Can you kind of break down his performance for us? - Oh, he took gymnastics as a kid. I'm telling you that right now. You don't have spin moves like that without two things. Dance in gymnastics, and he's got both of them. He can, he can, he kept the ball to himself four times, and then he was the only one to count it. I'm telling you, the boy is bad. You don't mess with, nobody with the last name of Williams. You don't mess with them folks. 'Cause you know what I think? Don't put, hey, he looked like a basketball player. He catches the ball, and he stands there, and he pivots like George Barkley used to do. - Yeah, you know, it was an impressive game, and you couldn't help but notice that he was really kind of the star of this game. Would you give him the MVP of this game? - No, I wouldn't give him that. I can't give him the MVP. I mean, he was the best player out there. But the MVP's got to go to that special player, that number, the number one, they got to go, they got to go to that number one. - And can you all, can you break down all that for us? - Yeah, yeah, number one is gonna be your number one player, of course, okay? So, which would have to go, I would say to probably one of our defensive players, or Jalen Milroy, one night. - You know, Jalen Milroy, what a game he had. He went with 374 passing yards. He went 27 of 33 with two touchdowns. He did have one pick, but wow, what a performance by Jalen Milroy. A rushing, he didn't have-- - Don't you put that, don't put that pick on Jalen, that ain't his fault, he hit the ball in the hand. - Well-- - He should have called it, that ain't, that don't go against Jalen. That goes against your receiver, right? Run the catch the ball, that's what he needs today. - Well, I can't disagree with you. But you know, he also had 117 rushing yards on the ground, with two rushing touchdowns. I mean, my goodness, what a performance. - In the words of the former defensive coordinator, Kirby Smore, he's like having a run and bad they can throw the diagonal ball. - Verbatim, out of Kirby Smore's mouth. And I'll tell you this, they got a little Ty Simpson. Hey, you don't wanna like about Ty Simpson. - What's that? - Hey, whenever I think of Ty Simpson, Tyler Watts, same name. - Okay. - Alabama quarterback. - Yeah. - And Tyler's sitting up there watching him, hey. - Now, I did have one stat that I wanted to bring up to you that I thought was interesting. With Alabama, their third down efficiency, they went three for 11 on third downs. How does that make you feel going in the stretch of this Alabama season? - Well, when that went, listen, you gotta get off the field on third down. That's what Alabama was doing. That's getting off the field on that third down. - On offense? - Yeah. - Yeah, that's what, that's what they had to do. They knew what they had to do. When they ballgame, you ain't never heard that say and I've heard about whole life. When they get off the field on third down, that's what Alabama did. Roll, Alabama. - Absolutely. Let's look at some of these other picks that we've got for this week, week five, you had some interesting picks. Man, I think that the numbers just speak for themselves. We had Mississippi State versus number one, Texas. Mississippi State's really struggling this year, you know, in all of their games. Of course, as we know, they have stayed in their name. So you scored this game three to 49 in favor of Texas. This actual score is 13 to 35. What do you feel about this Mississippi State team? And what do you feel about this Texas team going into the rest of this year? - Well, yeah, I want you to think about something. For Mississippi State fans, they had a lot of traveling. They'd get all the way to Texas. That's a long way to go. So they had that on them. But as far as it goes, you got a three in the three outfit. You got a 13 in the score. That's a three in the 13, that's the same. So there it is. You got an outfit, 49, they got 35. You take nine from four, you got five. There's you five and you 35. So they're right there. Everybody knew that it's going to win that game. Texas got them big ones. And they're going, hey, the Texas ain't no joke. So occasionally, he will get you. I'm telling you, he's the offensive guru. And his defense ain't bad either. He's got, listen, any man that has a manning on their team is going to win some ballgame against Mississippi State. - You know, you can't help but agree with that, man. This quarterback, he looks great. - I mean, yeah, he's got the same name as his grandad. - I mean, it usually works that way. And he's fallen in line with his heritage as being a good quarterback. - Yeah, he's gonna do good. And I'll take this. So quick, he ain't doing bad himself either. - Absolutely. Now, we've already talked about this game, but number two, Georgia, number four, Alabama. Spot on score here. 17, 27, Alabama is what she scored this. Actual score 34, Georgia, 41, Alabama. Any more commentary on this game right now? - Well, no, I didn't get a whole lot to say other than I knew Alabama was gonna win this game. And they won it by a landslide. Even with taking their foot off the gap. Georgia did not stand a chance. I knew Alabama's defense was gonna come through. And right there, the end, that old boy, he jumped in front of the ball. He catches the ball game over. There's a 34 and a 41. And that was, that's actually exactly what I predicted. - 100%. Now this next game, Ohio State, number three, Michigan State, two States playing here. You had Ohio State 34, Michigan State 21, Ohio State winning this game. You, the actual score was 38 to seven. What do you think about this game? - There's only four points different, 34, 38, that's only four and 21. And then you've got, you know, yeah, I said 21, and they only got seven. Michigan State, I'm gonna say this, I ain't no good. Okay, they didn't even deserve to get to play Ohio State. Michigan State, I ain't never had a good coach in our history of football. So you're there, that is. If you ain't got a good coach, you ain't got nothing. - Right. Right. Now this next game, I almost don't even wanna talk to you about this game because I know how much it hurts you. Kentucky versus number six, Ole Miss, you had Kentucky winning this game. And in fact, they did, Kentucky 38, 28, and that's what you had in score. But Kentucky won this 20 to 17. How do you feel about this game? - Whenever the polls come out, you're gonna see Kentucky probably number two because they about beat Georgia. Then they put a whooping on Ole Miss. I knew Ole Miss didn't stand a chance from this game. The lane train has derailed. It is left the station and derailed off. Listen, I'm gonna tell you, did you know that something as small as a copper penny on a train track and caused a train to derail? - Really? - Oh, yeah, hey, because you get a little friction in between the train and the track. And whenever that happens, that train, it don't sound the track. And it's called derailment whenever it goes off the track, when it leaves the rails of the track, that's derailment. And that's right, the lane train, that Kentucky was more like, "Uh-oh, because I've got ideas." They're done for the season. - Wow. - They're gonna drop out of the top 12 and never make it back in whenever the polls come out. I'm telling you right now, Kentucky moves up to about number two and Ole Miss and the lane train fall out. They never get back on track. And this, I'm gonna go ahead and predict them. Lane is done. - Oh, wow. - He, this is his last year at Ole Miss. Did I get rid of him? - Well, I hate to bring this up, but the polls are out. Kentucky. - They're all ready? - Well, yeah, that's how it works. About 3 p.m. on Sunday, these polls come out. Kentucky, not in the dot 25, you had Ole Miss dropping the number eight. They actually are in the top 12. Ole Miss is ranked number 12. - Help. - They're in the right way. Kentucky beat 'em. - We're in Kentucky. Whenever Kentucky beats you. Let me tell you something. Whenever Bob stoops comes in there and beats you, you don't get to stay in the top 12. They ain't no way. Okay, listen, the community got around and you're going to see in the end. You're going to see lane, lane is fired and Ole Miss is all, they're gone. They're no good, you're never going to see them for about two years back in top 12. - Well, Mark Stoops and the Kentucky Wildcats beat the Ole Miss Land Sharks. And man, you did call this game. You called that win and that's another W in the P we call. We got Regina-- - I can stand lane, Kevin. - We got-- - I don't-- - Yeah, go ahead, I'm sorry. - I just don't understand. I don't understand how he stated Ole Miss as long as he has. They should got rid of him last year, at least last year. He loses. Listen, he chokes in every game that he should win. Go ahead, we'll move on. Go ahead. - Virginia Tech versus number seven Miami, you had Virginia Tech Zero, Miami 64. Now, I will say I did watch some of this game and I was really, Virginia Tech had a lead in this game and I was thinking, hey, Virginia Tech might pull this out. Then I remembered that you had predicted Miami to win this game and I knew that those feelings were wrong. You had Virginia Tech, I mean, Virginia Tech lost this game, 34 to 38. What do you have to say about this game? - Well, it's hurricane season. You can't stop a hurricane. Now, I'm gonna go ahead and make another prediction right here. I know this ain't really prediction time, but I have to say it 'cause we're always. Hurricane season's over in a couple weeks and you're gonna see Miami start to fall out. They're not the real deal. - You heard it right here first. You heard it here first. Miami falling off in a couple of weeks. It did have a close call with Virginia Tech. Now you had number eight Oregon versus UCLA. We know how you feel about this. - I can't stand UCLA, I can't stand a deal. - Now, you had this game, 54 Oregon, UCLA 17, actual score, 34, 13. Oregon pulls this out. What do you think about this prediction? - Right, right, go ducks. I'm telling you that right now, them ducks don't play. Have you ever seen an angry duck? You don't mess with an angry duck. Whenever you see a duck get mad, you might as well just get on out the way because I'm doing this right now. They will leave the water. If a duck gets mad enough, it'll leave the water to attack. And that's what they did. The Oregon ducks attack the U-Class, okay? And I'm gonna tell you, nobody, nobody, it's made the U-Class to win this. Ever. - Now, I have to ask you, we've already covered this of your name. If UCLA was to drop the U, how do you feel about this thing? - I vote for 'em. I tell you what, I would definitely without a shadow of a duck. Say that that's a real thing, that's a real thing. You don't, and you're not in a university, you ain't gotta put U in front of it, just call 'em a clause. Maybe you ain't got a column, you clause, you already know it. - Absolutely, I mean, you're absolutely right. This game couldn't go any other way though, because they're named UCLA. - Exactly, listen, do they have doctors there? Probably, probably. - They probably were. - I mean, but I tell you what, they ain't got, they ain't got a winning football team, and that's about what we care about. It's football and basketball and baseball and soccer and the routine and the swimming. But right now, we care about football and we don't care about doctors, so I don't even know why they're on the field of play. - Well, there you go, there you have it. You have it. - No, but it is. - Hey, here's what it is. They think they're so smart. Listen, this how doctors are. If you made a doctor, they think that they're smart, and they will throw initials in there for no reason. That's why you say LA's done. You can't even say, you say they don't even roll up that you say LA. You gotta say it's so slow that it don't even sound good. - Well, you were not- - Not organ dog. Say it's not your former, not my organ dog. - Organ dogs? - Say you see LA. - You see LA. - Don't even sound good, does it? - It does. - Hearts play. - You're right. - Well, you had that right. It's another win in the B-Week column. You have to give you another W. Number 19, Illinois versus number nine, Penn State. Now, you had this game at a prediction of 14 to 24. Actual score, seven to 21. How do you feel about this prediction? - Oh, I got this one all day. Whenever you look at that, what's 14? How many teams played first, how many teams played? - Two. - Okay, whenever you take 14 and you divide by two, what's gap? - Yeah, number seven. - All right, whenever you take that set, 42 and divide by two, what's gap? - 21. - All right, there's your numbers. W. - That's in the column. You can't see that any other way. I couldn't see that any other way. When I saw this score, I thought, man, Pee Wee hit this nail on the head. You had Arizona playing number 10, Utah. You had this game as 10 Arizona, seven Utah. Actual score, 23 Arizona, 10 Utah. How do you feel about this prediction? - Oh, Arizona was all over this. I'm going to tell you that right now. Whenever you take, I just had a couple of numbers. I had the numbers. You do the math on it right there. You can see what I say, 10 Arizona. There's a 10 in the game. Okay, whenever you say seven Utah, there's a point three in the game right there. There's numbers. - Absolutely. - I got that all day. With the list of Arizona's used to hot weather. - They are. - And sand. - Right. Now. - They were deemed as used to hot weather and sand. They will put a warping on you as well, David. - You're right. And Utah's used to mountainous terrain is what they say. Mountness. Hey, ain't that good about mountains? We won't dry, we won't dry land. Now, I don't claim to be an expert in geology, but aren't these two states touching each other? - No, Utah, or like Arizona and Utah? - I mean, I thought they were, but I mean, listen, I'm not an authority on things like you or I. It's the reason I'm asking you. - No, I thought Utah was up there in my Minnesota. - It's literally touching the top part of Arizona. - What's Arizona touch be it? Do they touch them inside? - Arizona, no, Arizona, it's not touch Minnesota. (laughing) Arizona, it borders Mexico. - Wow, I don't understand. Well, I don't understand and while Utah ain't more prepared because I was kind of giving them an hat on this 'cause I thought they just wasn't used to hot dry weather. I thought they was used to mountainous weather. - But you know what your instinct kicked in and you got another dub, you? - I mean, that's really all that matters, but man, I gotta look at that. I don't know, I don't know, that's where I. You had number 15 Louisville and number 16 Notre Dame playing. You had this came scored for Louisville to win 27 to 10. Now, unfortunately they lost 24 to 31. How do you feel about this prediction here? - Well, I'm gonna say this, the Irish will fight and that's what they did. They come out, they come out swinging. I think, I once heard said one time, you back an Irish man in the corner, he gonna come out fighting. He's gonna come out swinging is what he's gonna do. And that's what I did. Oh, Louisville, and I should have known better on this. I'll be honest with you. My bad, I'm gonna go ahead and get myself a W on this one here because Louisville is really a baseball player. And I should have got that. But since it is, I said 27 is 24, that's close. So we're gonna go ahead and get me that. And Notre Dame, they come out, they come out there swinging. - Now, Louisville's a baseball team. Can you elaborate on that just a little bit for our listeners? - Sure, yeah, you ain't never heard of Louisville's slugger. - Now I have. - Baseball bat. - Clear as a bell now. I see it. - Yeah, yeah. - That's what I did. - Number 20, Oklahoma State, versus number 23, Kansas State. Two States playing each other again. You had Oklahoma at 38, Kansas at 24. Actual score, Oklahoma State 20, Kansas State 42. Is it possible, once again, that you had these twos and these fours mixed up, or can you tell me exactly what you were seeing for this game? - Well, I saw two to four, okay? Whenever I was imagining this game, I said, "Well, there's two to four." I had them flip-flops as all that happened. Have you ever spoken to flip-flops? Whenever you put your foot in a flip-flop, and you got that tone between your toes and the road you roll, if you take your off running, I'm gonna tell you that right now, there was one time I was at the beach, and I stopped, I thought it was flip-flops. I said, "This is gonna be the greatest thing ever." You know, it rubbed my big toe, and my, well, the one next to the big toe, whatever that is. It rubbed that sucker so raw. And that's what I did here. I got rubbed raw because I flip-flopped the numbers. That's all. But since I had the numbers, that's the W. - Hey, we. - Now the W. I mean, one might even say you went 11 for 10, this week, and how you predicted this Alabama game? - Oh, I was all over that game. Let me say, they ain't nothing. You can take this to the bank. They ain't nothing, I predict wrong. Okay, you take it to the bank, do what you want to do with it, but I'm gonna tell you this right now. Auburn sucks, I'll tell you that. Well, I couldn't help but bring this up, but this Oklahoma Auburn game, Auburn, man, they've only got one win on the season. You can't help but feel sorry for these Auburn fans and you freeze. How do you feel about what's happening down there on the planes? - Listen, if I was an Auburn fan, I'd be convinced today. That's what I would say, because it is not rooted down there. They had a better, Auburn, Auburn people, listen to me. You had a better record with Brian Horsen than you do with you free. Let that sink in for just a minute. You're still paying old Gus Melzone and you fired him. Why? Why did you fire him? Oh boy, he's not winning games. How's that working out for you? I mean, my goodness, my heart goes out, this is true. And I mean this with all condolences. My heart goes out to the Auburn fan base, because it's like you can't ever get excited if you're an Auburn fan, ever. You never get a good coach. You lose ball games that you know you should win. And your team don't even know that they don't suppose to throw it to the folks. It's like they don't even get the kind of minerals of what's happening, that you don't throw it to the other team. They don't even get that you're supposed to hold on to this ball. I mean, they need to give, I think a good thing for them to do is get one of them baby alive babies and make everybody carried around for about a month. That way they get used to taking care of something. And then whenever they get the football, they'll actually hold on to it and not drop it on the ground. Well, you know, it looked like Auburn had this game all the way up through the third quarter and then the fourth quarter just everything fell apart for him. It just, it looks rough. You know, Peyton Thorne, he actually had, he went 21 for 32, he had three touchdowns, one reception, of course, that one reception. It was a heartbreaker, but he threw for 38 yards. You know, he's been on the hot seat, but man, his stats look great. It doesn't look like the fans and the fans that I've talked to are really just happy with his performance, the Hugh Fries' performance. Do you think they make a change coming to this next week? You know, I don't know what other changes they might as well. Look, Auburn people just face it. You don't have a quarterback. Okay, you're trying to play a game with the most crucial position because you ain't got a quarterback. And here's another thing. And look, I'm gonna say this with the most love and respect that I can. You could be undefeated. If you just didn't turn the ball over, you could be sitting at five and O right now. If they just weren't a few hundred turnovers in the game. - Well, they go into play Georgia this next week and we'll talk about that a little later on. Georgia dropping the number five after they played the tide in loss to this past week and it'll be an interesting time to come up. - Exactly. We got Georgia, they got Georgia coming up, then they got Missouri, which is ranked number nine. Currently, then they got Kentucky. It just beat Ole Miss. And then they got Vandy coming up. They got a tough schedule. Vandy looks good this year. And then they got Lawman row. You know, do you think they even win this Lawman row game? - I'd say this. There is a chance that they can beat Lawman row. Yeah, yeah, they might. If there's if there's a winnable game on their schedule, it's Lawman row. I'll give them that. They might be able to thank them. - I'd like for you to say this right now. What is Auburn's record at the end of the season? - Oh, let's say that be two and 10. - Two and 10 on 11 game season. It's going to be amazing to watch and see how that turns out. You know, we got an exciting week coming up next week and we're going to review our picks this week. You got anything for us as we leave, Peewee? - Yeah, and I have a lot to say this. In the words of, what was that famous guy? Martin Lawrence. Officers, I got two pizzas. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) [MUSIC PLAYING]