PeeWee's Predictions
College Football Week 5 Predictions
(phone ringing) (phone ringing) Hello? Is this Pee Wee? (screaming) Bama! (upbeat music) Pee Wee, how are ya? Man, I'm doing a great amount of time. My road tires are going to hit them dogs. I'm telling them that right now. They're going to hit them like a mat truck on a Friday night, rolling down the road. I'm telling that right now. Hey, it is the biggest game of the week for sure, number two, play number four. And we're going to get into that. And I know you're fired up and ready to go for this game. I ain't never been more fired up in my life, Jared. I am red D. Yeah, we've really got some business to take care of if they're going to beat Georgia this week. You know, they both had an off week, so it ought to be a fantastic matchup. Let me tell you something. There's a difference in coach Katelyn the Boer and Kirby Smart. There's a difference there. Coach Katelyn the Boer knows how to get his team ready. Okay. He's proven that we beat three unranked teams already. Who's Kirby ever beat? It's a good point. If you just sit and think, if you just sit and think about that, that's a good point. Oh, Coach, I'm telling this right now. I'm telling you this. You don't take this to the bank. Alabama is going to come out, roll it. Georgia probably won't even put up a point. They couldn't even beat Kentucky. They barely, I mean, yes, they say they can turkey. Yeah, I'll give you that. I give you that. They beat Kentucky barely. By what? A point? Yeah. Yeah, I'm going. Yeah. Tell me more. You know, you're right. In Georgia, you know, they are undefeated. They're three and no. Alabama is undefeated. Georgia has really struggled in that Kentucky game. Which, you know, is sitting them at number two. You know, if they would have won that game convincingly, we're more than likely looking at a number two, I mean, a number one playing a number 14 this week. Oh, yeah. Listen, listen, this is true. Alabama has only struggled against South Florida. You're right. But the score doesn't really reflect that. If you go back and look at the score, and I would say that was a struggle game for the tide as well. But if you go back and look at the score, I mean, it doesn't really look like there was a struggle. You know? No, it doesn't. Because Alabama knows what the guy doing then. You know, listen, the first four quarters don't even matter till you get down there to the last second. I'm going to tell you that right now. That's all the time it matters. You're right. It's down there at the very last of it. And then everybody forgets about the other three, four, four. I mean, that's why it is. That's why that's called football. That's called being in the trenches, son. Whenever you're in the trenches, you know what you're worried about? The WU. And that's all Alabama's worried about. The WU. You're probably going to put a point up on Alabama. And you know that the Alabama's pulled it out. I mean, the scores. I mean, if you look back at the Western Kentucky game, they beat West Kentucky 63 and nothing. They beat South Florida. The game we just talked about 42 to 16. And then they beat Wisconsin 42-10. I mean, it looks like they're convincingly beating these teams. Now, this week will be, you know, a good bit different. But man, we just can't help but think about that Kentucky game that just seems like, you know, might be a little more level playing field than we then previously expected. It's going to be 27-17, Alabama. Yeah. And Alabama is going to let Georgia score 17 out of respect. That's true. Well, you know, the line is Georgia by a point and a half and the over and under is 49 and a half. So we know that we can't trust that. What we actually can trust is Pee Wee's prediction. That's right. Listen to me. Have I been around yet? No. If you'll go back and just listen to these previous episodes, you'll see that it's, you know, it's really amazing. And it's really amazing. And he explains over and over how he comes up with these things. And it's amazing. And we're going to start into that this week. You know, we got our 10 picks here. We got some interesting matchups within the SEC. And some other ones happening this week. We got Mississippi State playing number one Texas. Now, Mississippi State is one in three, which is, you know, they've struggled this year quite a bit. And Texas just seems to be dominating their opponents weekend and week out the past four games. They've only had 22 points scored against them. What do you think this game's going to look like? Well, first off, my cleats ain't going to be there, Mississippi State. I don't think they're really out. And I like, I like Coach Mike Leats. Okay. I like him. If he was there, I'll probably take a little bit different. But he ain't going to be there. And Texas, this is going to be another blowout for Texas. 49 to three. 49 to three Texas. Yeah. Yeah. I see Texas taking this game. 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I really do because the hurricanes are going to blow Virginia Tech out of the water. This is no contest here. Have you ever seen a hurricane come through? It's bad. It shows no mercy. It don't care how much money you got. It don't care about your family, where you come from. It don't care about anything. One thing it cares about is I'm a hurricane and I'm coming through. I just got to do my thing. It's mother nature. That's what's going on with the Miami hurricanes this year. That's a real deal. I'll tell you that right now. Virginia Tech is getting blown out of the water on this deal. She's 54 to zero. They're not even going to fit a point on the board. Matter of fact, I'm going to take it a step further. They don't even cross their own 40 yard line. Wow. Hokies, they don't stand a chance this game. No chance at all against Miami hurricanes. That's a real deal. Wow. Mark Rick got them on the right path whenever he was there. Okay, that makes sense. We got number eight Oregon playing UCLA. Now Oregon undefeated at this point in the season. UCLA coming off a loss to LSU 17 to 34. Which, you know, I don't know how that makes you feel about UCLA losing that bad to LSU this year. What do you think about this UCLA game? Too many letters in their name. They used to never have four letters in their name. UCLA, too much. They're trying too hard to sideline their important. Maybe they're good school. Okay, maybe they got academics right. They lose this game. I'm telling you that right now. There's just too many letters in their name. I don't like it. What score are you thinking you're going to see on this game? Who are they playing? Oregon. Oh, Oregon's under failure. That's what it says. Yeah. So, yeah. Them dogs. Them dogs are going to come out in Whirlpool. There's going to be 54-17. 54 to 17, Oregon. Beach, UCLA. You know, if that's school. It's going to be kind of boring to be honest with you. It's over after midway through the second quarter. People turn this game off because it's so boring. I got you. That won't be an interesting game to watch. If you're watching a game this weekend, I wouldn't watch that game. There'll be letters. No. Number 19, Illinois, who just beat Nebraska last week, playing number nine, Penn State. What do you think about this game? Well, I thought Nebraska was going to pull that out. And I mean, I thought Illinois was going to pull that out against Nebraska and they didn't. They take another ill. Well, Illinois is actually beating Nebraska last week. Well, that's what I mean. That's what I thought. Right. Yeah. Right. Yeah. They're going to take an ill this week. Illinois is going to. They're not the real deal. Okay. Matter of fact, matter of fact, if you were making a sandwich, if you're making a sandwich. Yes, I have. If you were making a ham sandwich, what's the main ingredient in that, dude? I mean, I guess ham, if we're talking about a ham sandwich. Ham would be right in the middle, right? Right. That's not even where they are. Penn State's going to blow them out of the water. The ham sandwich analogy makes perfect sense in that. 40, 42, 14, Penn State. 42, 14. 14, Penn State pulls it out over Illinois. Number 19, Illinois. Now we got Arizona. Oh, I kill Illinois. Oh, we can't move on. I got paid up. Okay. I'm going to get a Illinois anyway, because they got an S at the end that's silent. Only E's should be silent, not S's. Okay. And I'm just going, I won't throw that out there. If you were from Illinois, why don't you just pronounce it Illinois? And why put the S on the end if you're not going to say it? What's the point? I don't understand that. Why won't we try to confuse kindergarteners? I couldn't agree with this anymore. You're totally right about this. Thank you. I usually am right. But go ahead. I'm out. Follow the math. Follow the math. Arizona versus number 10 Utah. Now, Arizona has just lost to Kansas State. Utah, it's 4 and 0, who has just beaten Oklahoma State, which is interesting because Kansas State and Oklahoma State are going to play this week as well. So they've pretty much just swapped teams here, but Arizona play a number 10 Utah. What do you think about this game? Utah loses. I'm telling that right now, Arizona State wins this. Now, they don't win big. They only win 10 to 7. Well, let me look at who Arizona State is playing because this is Arizona versus Utah. Well, you know what I mean. They're in the same state. I got you. Arizona wins. Arizona wins this. They're used to hot weather there. Dry hot weather there. Right. Okay. Right. Yes. Number 15 Louisville is playing number 16 Notre Dame. I know you love Notre Dame. They lost. They got one lost to Northern Illinois and Louisville is undefeated. They're 3 and 0. What do you think about this number 15 against number 16 matchup? Louisville and Notre Dame. Oh, Louisville wins this game and damn. All right. Louisville is. I'm telling you this. They're not the real deal. Okay. I don't want to overuse that word. I mean, Louisville is serious. They're trying to get number 12. And this is one of the ways they do it. Matter of fact, I'm going to go ahead and do this. Actually, Louisville beats them. They are number 12. Okay. And they beat them 27 to 10, by the way. 27 to 10 Louisville over comes Notre Dame. You know, that's that's interesting. You know, they're ranked number 15 and 16. You know, I don't even know if you consider this being upset. If Notre Dame were to win or lose or, you know, really, they're just, it's the closest matchup we got. But Louisville clearly is going to pull this game out. I mean, you've just told us 27. Oh, without a doubt. Yeah. I mean, with that, with that, I'm trying really. Right. I got one more game for you to look at. And it's Oklahoma state versus Kansas state. And yeah, we got another now. Oklahoma, you know, they're both Oklahoma state and Kansas state. They're, they're playing their, their previous opponents are playing this week as well. So that we've already talked about, but Oklahoma's ranked, Oklahoma state's ranked number 20, Kansas state's ranked 23. What's the score look like here? Oklahoma state wins this 38 to 24. And no one is impressed. No one's impressed. No, they can't be impressed because here's the reason why. Both of them have stayed in their name. And it's not impressive. Whenever you beat a state with a state, I'm just going to say it. No one is impressed whenever two states are playing against each other. You put Alabama against, I don't know, anybody without name state in their name. It's not a, you know, that's a big deal. You put Alabama against like Mississippi state. Okay. That's a win for Alabama because Mississippi state and state in their name. Everybody knows that. There you go. Well, you know, we got number five Tennessee. They actually have a buy this week. I kind of wish we had a game for them so we could see what you thought about the real deal Tennessee this year. Now back to this Georgia Bama game. I know that's the one your heart set on. Yes. Alabama. I'm looking at it right now. Alabama. I ain't worried about all these other things. I worry about Alabama. Playing them dogs. They're going to eat them dogs up. I mean, the dog. I'll take dog out. I'm Alabama. Jaylen Millro runs for 107 yards. He passes for 174 yards. Okay. And our running backs take the ball and they run it down the throat for a combine of 202 yards. Wow. We don't let up. We don't back down. We're not scared of Kirby smart. Okay. We don't care about the University of Georgia. We're not worried about any of that. They're coming to our house. They're playing on our field and they're going to get walked like a bunch of dog says or they're going to do. They're going to walk out of there. Every fan. I'm going to tell you this. If you're a Georgia fan, you're walking out of there with the tail top. Okay. And you're walking out of there with your head on the low because you're going to be scared and you're going to be hurting and you're going to be upset and you're feeling and going to feel real good because Alabama's putting a weapon on you this week. They know down about that road. Hey, you know, they're playing in in Bryant Denny this week. As you said, you know, do you think that that has a bearing on this game? Even though that Vegas has got Georgia favored about point and a half. Is that home field advantage really going to make a difference in this game? Let me tell you something about Vegas. Vegas don't know what they're talking about. Okay. Clearly. This is Peewee. Peewee knows what he's talking about. Okay. It's 27, 17. 10 point game. At least a 10 point game. And yeah, they're coming into our home field. It's not just our home field, dude. Let me tell all of our listeners this. This is Saban's field. His name is all over it. Whenever Kirby Smart leaves, he's going to leave with Saban's name all over him that you got beat. The coach, Caitlyn DeBoer, is Saban's field in Bryant Denny Stadium. You are going to feel like a fool. You and your whole football team, because you're all Kirby Smart. He could walk in to Saban's field in Bryant Denny Stadium and get a doggy. Now that might be the funniest thing I've ever heard. That might be right there. There's no way that's happening. Do you think Kirby has any advantage here playing there for so long? Do you think he's more comfortable here? Do you think that he's been going long enough now? Did that even matter? That don't even matter. No. He's just... Coach, Caitlyn DeBoer changes his whole office up. Kirby ain't going to know where he's at. He's going to feel like he walked into a hole. Oh my goodness, I don't even know this place. This was going to throw him off in his tank and right there. He's going to walk in and be like, "This is not Coach Saban's office. This is not what I was used to. This is not what in the world. What's going on? I'm confused. That's going to be Kirby Smart." Miscombobulated is him. Miscombobulated. That is easy. He will be miscombobulated this weekend. Yeah, that's exactly what it's going to be. Well... He's not going to know it because look, look, we've all worked jobs. Okay, I'll just take it to the worker man. We've all worked jobs where we've quit and we've gone back and things have been the same. And so we know what to expect. Kirby don't know what to expect. There's a new Boston town. And his name, Coach Caitlyn DeBoer. He's the one in charge. He's the one changing things up. The man looked at a 17-year-old kid and said, "Can you catch a pass?" And the boy said, "Yes, sir, I can." And he said, "We'll go like that and catch one." Enough say it. You think Kirby's ready for that? Enough say it. Do you think Kirby's ready? Kirby ain't ready for that. I could tell you, I could tell you on a personal level, Kirby ain't ready for that kind of change. Well, here to wrap this up, Pee Wee. We've got some exciting news for the people listening. If you would like to be a part of this podcast, you know, this is pre-recorded podcast, but we want you to be able to be involved and even talk to Pee Wee about something that you want to talk about on this podcast. We have a number that you can call. Now, this number, you're going to have to leave a message and we will have that recording and we will possibly feature that on the podcast. That number is 205-201-2150. That's 205-201-2150. Now, this could be anything. You could have a question about a previous prediction that Pee Wee's made. You can ask him to possibly pick a game that would not normally pick. You know, they're not in the top 25. Anything that you got, we want to hear from you. Pee Wee wants to hear from you and we would love to feature your message on the podcast if you could call us at that number. You can also text, depending on your carrier. You can give that a shot. Text 205-201-2150. Any thoughts or comments that you have to Pee Wee's predictions and we will hopefully get that on air. How you feel about that? We've been talking about that a little bit off air. What do you think about that, Pee Wee? Yes, I can definitely do that. Also, baby predictions. I don't mind doing baby predictions. Right. Or pretty much anything that can be predicted. I can predict it. That's a fact. It's a fact. Hey, Pee Wee's ready. That's all I'm saying is Pee Wee is ready for the prediction. If you have a question, I'll predict it. I do not promise to be right. I want to throw that out there right now. I do not predict to be 100%. Although I am 10 and 10 for going into last week. Coming off last week. I'm 10 and 10. I'll leave that there for where y'all wouldn't take it. But I will predict what I think. All you got to do is call or catch that number. What is that? 205-201-2150. That's it. I got that. I got that. Matter of fact, if those just leave an email. If Pee Wee's prediction, leave off the S on that so that we actually get the email. And I will answer there. I don't care. They don't matter to me. That's the thing about me. I just want to help the people. It doesn't matter how you want to send them. I'll respond however you correspond with me. It really doesn't matter. I'm a man of the people for the people. And you absolutely are. Just where we are. So here's the other thing. Here's something else that I would like to say. I would like to say in the words of common boy. That you can get a good look at the state by sticking your heads up a bull's butt. But wouldn't you just rather take the butcher's word for it? [MUSIC] (upbeat music) [BLANK_AUDIO]