PeeWee's Predictions
College Football Week 1
- Hello, is this Chris Aaron? - I'm playing the one and only- [MUSIC] - Chris, what's up? - Nothing much. I don't know what time it is now. - [LAUGH] What's happening today? - Well, let me tell you something. I have went out and purchased a little something for a deal catering board game. I don't know it as a television. - Man, you upgraded from that 19-inch. - I did, I did actually. And I think I'm going to like it. - Man. - Got a little rain down on the way home, but it's okay. Little water ain't never heard nothing. - Did you put a strap on it and slap it so that it didn't go nowhere. - Man, let me tell you something. I had the nice little guy come up. Help me load it in the bed of my truck. The problem is, I forgot to unload everything out the bed of my truck. So he was just as frustrated as I was. - I had an old rope back here with the old bull rope rounded and she made a home. - Man, it's game day, Chris. I mean, we've been waiting all year for this. And it's game day. How you feel? - Man, I feel wide open straight ahead and I'm ready. I mean, I am here. - I mean, this is better than a birthday. It's better than Christmas. It's opening day Alabama football. - Six o'clock tonight. - Hey, and listen, for reference, it's 440 right now. We're like an hour and 20 minutes from kickoff. And I want to review a little bit that man you've already talked about. You have already came out and have given a little bit of a prediction. When I say a little bit, I mean, you've predicted every game this year. And-- - Wait, yeah, for that day. - Well, and you started out by telling us that Alabama's going to go 11 and 1 this year. That's what you said. - Yeah, that's in the regular place. - Right, and then I'm just going to give you a quick run just so you can-- I'm going to skip Western Kentucky and I'll come back 'cause we're going to talk about that 'cause we're going to play them here in just a little while. You said we're going to beat South Florida 45 to 10. You told us that in Wisconsin, Jaylen Millrow would run for 212 yards. We would also win that game convincingly from 31 to 16. - Yeah, no doubt about that. - Right. - Georgia, number one seat, Georgia, you said that we would win that game 21-17. Then you had something happen. You said you felt wrong about that. We're going to win it 27 to 17. Then we're going to go, we're going to play Vandy. We're only going to beat Vandy by three, 24 to 21. You said we didn't have to show up to that game. And then we would win by a field goal. And then you said that South Carolina we'd shut out South Carolina, 10 to zero, but Kaelin DeBore is going to be on the hot seat. This is the... - Oh yeah, he's barely going to beat Vandy. - Yeah, this is all the sound right. Tennessee, number 15 Tennessee, we're going to beat them 49 to three in Tennessee. Then we're going to fall in love with Kaelin at this game. This is where the Alabama fandom will fall in love with Kaelin. - That's correct. - Right. Number 11 Missouri, we beat them 31 to 30 in what looks to be a nail-batter. Then we're going to travel... No, LSU, I think we play LSU at home. No, no, we go to, we go to... - We go Tiger Stadium, I'm telling you. I'm telling you, Kaelin's going to walk in and they're going to pan the camera on his face. You've marked this thing. They're going to pan the camera on his face. His eyes are going to be so wide. He ain't going to know what to do. He's going to be in Tiger Stadium, he's going to be a loud boy. - It's going to be a shock. He's not ready for what that looks like. - No, no. - What do you think he could do to prepare for that game? - Well, probably wouldn't hurt to go to New Orleans and check out Louisiana to at least have a feel for what Louisianaians are like. That would be the store. - Right. But outside of there, that's about all he could do. - Right. - Get ready. - You said that we would lose to LSU 24 to 38. You said it was going to be so bad that LSU will start nailing the ball with six minutes to go. In with respect. (laughing) - That's true. I don't know if anybody else said that yet. - With respect for Nick Saban, they'll start to nail with six minutes left. - That's, yeah, correct. - And then Mercer, we beat them 62 to three. They will score first with a field goal. - Yes, they will. - Oklahoma, we give them a welcome to the SEC by 48 to 14. We destroy them. Then we lose to Auburn in Tuscaloosa 21 to 10. - That's going to hurt. - But these are just the facts. We can't, they're just the facts. So we have a two-loss 11 in one season. That's what you said. Right. Well, LSU will be one loss. Auburn will be, well, I guess that's two losses there. - Yeah, I mean, you started saying we're going to have 11 in one season and then you said we lose two games. - You don't really count that mercy game. You know what I mean? - But you said we're going to win that game. - We are. I mean, we're going to win it, but if it's, yeah. - Look, sometimes it's just the right of it. 11 and 1, 11, two, it's all the same. Once you lose one, it don't even matter. - Right, okay. So okay, then if I could quote you, we go to bowl games, you say we demolish all teams. Then-- - Starting out at number 12. - Yeah, you said we'd come in at number 12. Your statement was we demolish all teams. Then you're a few statements later. We lose to Georgia by three in the championship. Or, Florida Atlantic. You wouldn't share which one that would be. - Oh, no, I know it's not going to be Florida. - Okay, so you're-- - Say take them out for real, I mean. - Okay. - I know, but yeah, we win every game in the boat. - Okay. Including the next championship? - I mean, no, because we're going to lose to Georgia, but right there, pretty much. Almost. - I mean, we're bam, we're going to lose to Georgia. - Right. By three. - Yeah, by three. - Okay. Well, let's turn our gaze to 6 p.m. on August 31st, 2024. We opened the game, six-car. - That's the day. - Yes, opening game is against Western Kentucky. Your prediction for this game is 52 to three. - Oh, yeah. - Is that correct? Okay. - Oh, I'm here. - And you also gave another compelling prediction. For those who would like to bet on this, it's quite the bet. He said that Western Kentucky will kick a 62-yard field goal for their three points. - That is correct. And I'll start out by saying I don't promote gambling, but if you do gamble, you can take out one to the bank. - Take it to the bank. That's money. - All right. How do you feel about Kaling going into this game? Have you watched "Sports Center"? - Well, I'm coming. I'm sorry to interrupt you, but can we just start calling them "wailing"? Kaling is not, don't have that. You know, championship, dominating. I'm a man's man. I'm going to take this team and go. Kaling just on, that name don't have that. So I've started calling them "wailing." - And I'm-- - A memory of "wailing" zenning. Yeah, I mean, because I just fell under that. That just sounds better. - You think if he-- - We go ahead. - You think you would have came in singing, "Are you sure Nick done it this way?" Oh, Nick made it here. We're all sure that you will, but I don't think Nick done it this way. You think that would have helped him? - That would help with the fan base a lot. - Yeah. - It would, I feel like he's struggling with the fan base on a real day. - What? - And I think it comes down to his name. - Well, yeah, so it's solely his name has nothing to do with following Nick Saban. - Oh, no, no, not at all. I mean, anybody, I mean, I wouldn't say anybody can follow Nick Saban, but I think it's good. - Well, 'cause he's set it up for you. He's teated up. You just gotta go out there and hit it. - Is that cool? I mean, he's got, he has office players there. I mean, all you gotta do, really, all "wailing" has gotta do is just show up and say, "Hey boys, everything that Nick taught you, go do it." - Have you changed his last name, too? - I have not done that yet, but I have to. I just, I can't, I can't go with the board. - What's wrong with the board? - Sounds like I'd meet you, get down there at the market. - Oh, he bores head? - Yeah, that's right, that's it. So I like it need to be at Arkansas and I know Alabama bores head. Every time I think I'm gonna lie, that's Arkansas coach. That ain't Alabama's coach. So he's not coming for something different. - So would you like to propose a last name for him? - I haven't, you know, I ain't thought about it a whole lot, but I kind of have. I mean, if we just common like, "wailing" "sores" as close to his name, then we have "guffshores" in Alabama, "wailing" "sores." I feel like that that goes better. And I feel like that that's like, the time's gonna roll, I'm with the shores, I'm in Alabama, got guffshores, I'm ready. You know, I mean like, like I'm a fit for Alabama, real bound. - Well, that's, that I like, I actually, "wailing" "sores" is a great name. And I think that that makes sense actually. - Well, we need to go. - Okay, so "wailing" is kicking off the night with the tide at 6 p.m. against Western Kentucky. Any other feelings about this game? And we've already said to your prediction, what do you have any anxiety about this game? Are you just pumped up and ready to go? - I am, let me say I'm followed up, I am ready. I have, I've thought about it a lot. I actually have a feeling that Jalen Milroy will not start. And I'm not just saying that, I mean it. I feel like that the whaling has been talking about him starting just to throw Western Kentucky off. - Who is starting? - Whatever that back up quarterback's name is. I don't, I mean, I can't get too specific. - Oh, what's his face? - Yeah, what is his name? - But he'll pay one start. - Okay. - Well, I can't wait, do you have any thoughts of what the halftime score might be? - Well, the halftime score is gonna be, Bama's gonna come out, I'm just gonna say this. It's not gonna look pretty. Nobody needs to get all up in a frenzy. Nobody needs to get upset about nothing. It's not gonna look good whenever it's sitting there 10 to three and a half out. But whenever we come out in that third quarter - And put up 42 points. - Then because starting to take a half, that's whenever Jalen's gonna come in. - You think, so do you think it said he hasn't proven his starter position or do you think that this is all a ploy by one. - So this is, this is all game plan. This is all this all game plan. If you go back and study Whalen and instead of the students, this is all game plan. - What school was he at before? - He'll be so lucky. Wisconsin. - Oh, see this whole time, I thought it was Washington. - Washington. - Washington. - Washington. What, Washington? - One and then, hey, one and play star with the W. You know what I mean? - There's Washington, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, well, man, Chris, I mean, I can't wait to see this game. I wish that we were watching it together on your new TV. And I know you're excited about it. I know the family's excited about it. Are you planning on taking any time off first of the week to recover from this game? - Well, I'm taking Monday off. I am taking Monday off because of the holiday. - Right. Have you debated on riding down the tusk list to celebrate with the team? - Nothing too much traffic. There's just too much traffic down there. I can't. I'll probably ride that way and end up probably in the dance area and just that way I'm headed there. And I got my heart there because then I'll turn around and come back to beat the track. That makes sense, that makes sense. - That was, that was, that was traffic behind me. You know what I mean? - Yeah, well, Chris, what I want to do, and if you're okay with this, I would like to give you a call at halftime. Just for just a few minutes, I want you to give us, almost like a coach would on the sidelines, but a little more extended than that. But I'd just like to give you a call at halftime if you just give us an update on what you, how you think O'Shores is doing. Like to see what you think about the quarterback situation, see what we can do to improve on the game. I know that you actually personally play NCAA on the PlayStation frequently, so you know how to call plays. - Oh, I think, I think I'm, I can probably, probably hard work, probably tell you what's gonna happen before it happens. - Man, I'm glad I ain't watching with you out. I got out of touch. - I'm telling you, I'm telling you, y'all ain't studied like I have. You gotta, you gotta study these coaches. That's the thing, these players, you know, they come and go, and then I don't even get me stored on them. I, it, we'll talk about that later, but right now, you call me back a halftime, and I will have you a four, I'll be ready, because I'm gonna tell you this right now. It's gonna be 10 to three, maybe 13 to three. It's gonna be somewhere between 10 and 13 to three at halftime, and I'll let you know what's gonna happen in that locker room, and then on the second half of that ballgame. - All right. Well, man, I can't, I mean, this is great. This is good stuff. I'm ready to, I'm ready to watch it, man. Hey, happy game day, and we'll talk to you at halftime. - Okay, hey, you just call me back. If my phone ain't dead, I'll answer, okay? - Well, hey, go put that thing on charge. - I'm, I'm doing it. - I want you. - Hey, what are you eating for the game? - Oh, I'm bitter now, I'm gonna have taco salad. The same thing I do every game. - Do you think? - Go ahead. - Okay. - Taco salad, a little jalapenos, some little cheese on there. If I'm feeling like authentic Mexican, I'll squeeze me a lime on it. Man, it's gonna be good. - Nah, that's awesome, Chris. We'll talk to you at halftime. - All right, roll down. (bell ringing) - Hello. - Was this Chris Aaron? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. (upbeat music) - Ah, Chris, we're at halftime. (laughing) - We're at halftime. (laughing) - What? - Western Kentucky don't set a chance. - You know, how do you, how you feeling about this game? - Oh, man, I feel great. Art, art, listen, listen. Our offense needs a little help. Okay, we a little rusty. Okay, our defense, we bend them, but not breaking. Okay, oh, it's 42 to zero. (laughing) - Yeah, I mean, I'd be a miss if I didn't recall the prediction of this game is 52 to three by you. We've had a couple of close calls in the red zone where I thought they might have got a touchdown. Then I thought they might have kicked a field goal, but as you have so eloquently put, we're bending, but not breaking. (laughing) - We, we've been, but we don't break. Hey, let me tell you this, let me tell you this. Let me tell you this right now. Whenever I see you, I got a feeling I have a feeling. (laughing) 52 to two, three, down. - Yeah, you know, I think you got a stick with this prediction. Of course, I knew you were going to, and how in the conviction that you told us previously. - Oh, yeah. - How you feel about whaling? How's he doing? - Oh, hey, listen, I like any coach that will get their players hurt, their warm up, that's like coach. That is a coach. (laughing) That's what, that's what you want. - Now, how did you feel when we opened the game and we had, we had a few technical issues. - Set up, that's a set up. - You, you, okay, who, who was behind that? - The, the Western Kentucky coach, 'cause he done set up the day. He said, he said, we're doing a lot of hand signals in case there's any technical difficulties with our headset. And then what happens? First play of the game, technical difficulties. No, I, that rather that, that is set up by them from the word go. - Oh, wow, see, I didn't-- - Two words for you. Two words for you, okay? - Yeah. - Do you see it? (laughing) - Yeah, that can't be stuck. We're just in a set up ball. - You know. - We're toying with them. Let them get inside 30 yard line and then toy with you. - Well, I have, I have noticed, you know, the first quarter, it did look like the offense struggled to, to, to get, well, the first possession to even get a first down. But then in the second quarter, I mean, we were doing two plays and scoring a touchdown. Hey, is that how you saw this going? Did you see Jalen making these plays? Did you, did you see the offense progressing like that? And do you, what do you think will look like in the second half? - Oh, second half, listen, I'm gonna go ahead and put this out there so no one's surprised. It's gonna be an ugly second half. We're almost scoring 10 points, okay? And they're, they're only gonna score three. It's gonna be an ugly second half. But, I mean, we still blow them out. It's two, three. And what, what we have done, we have not on the first play of the Alabama offense of game. We come out and we rank, okay? And then we, we hit a little bit of a, a lull, okay? - A rough pass, if you will. - Yeah, yeah, like, like a rough pass. Just for a minute. Because we're trying to swing the ball around. We're gonna throw the ball. We're gonna let Jalen run. By the way, let me, I meant to say this from the word go. That play that, that they called for, for Jalen to run in. That's the exact same thing I do on NCAA. The same play. If I'm in, if I'm inside the 15-year line, you just pull all your guys. Well, and you roll them out like it's done. And then he just wide open straight on into the end zone. I called that. I called it. - So just so I'm clear, all of your coaching experience is from NCAA football on PlayStation. - Well, I've never actually been a coach before other than that. - I just wanted to clarify that for anyone listening and that we're curious of why we cared what you thought. - Well, yeah, I'm like five and three right now. You need to listen. - You're right. And as far as I'm concerned on predicting this football game, wow, I mean. - Call of one and O. - Follow the math. - Hey, our running game is phenomenal. He don't want to showcase it in this game. That's all it is. He just don't want to showcase it. He's saving it for South Florida. - So do you, you don't think that he's just departing from Saban and wanting to do his own thing? He's actually, this is all a ruse from, from Whelan. - I don't know what that word means exactly, but I think I agree with, with that statement. - What does a, what do you say, a ruse, a ruse? - Ruse. - Ruse? That's a normal word. - It's a boy. It's a, it's a divide. - Like a freak. - Yeah. - Okay. Yeah, he's trying to trick him. Yeah. (laughing) That's what he's doing. - No. - He don't want South Florida to say our running game. - Yeah. - I'll just comment a little bit on, on. We did, we did record a thing where you specifically talked about using the right word for the, in the English language. But anyway. - Yeah, I made vocabulary. - Yeah. - It's an important thing. - Yeah. - You need to, you need, there's a lot of words in the vocabulary, English language, but you need to use the ones that's common that people know. (laughing) - Okay. So you're not saying you need a big vocabulary. You need a very limited one and talk directly and use those very limited words. - Yeah. Maybe like a third grade reading level. - Okay. - Be good. - I'm sorry, I didn't mean to depart on that. But, department's get away from. - I know what that is. - Okay. Okay. So. - Oh, what department? - So, so we need to look for a field goal in this second half from Western Kentucky. - Yeah, and you're, so far, you're pleased with Weiland Shores and how he's coaching this team. - Oh, I am, I was, he got fired up at the rail. Like it, I'm talking about fired up in his face. Talk about, I don't care if his head said don't work. I ain't gonna take mine off. Which, hey, I'm in full agreement. You know, his head said I ain't working ain't my fault. - Right. - He's in our house anyway. - We had cater to you. - Right. - But yeah, he's fired up. He smiles a little bit more. That's the kaolin coming out in. - Right. - If he was wailing, he wouldn't smile quite that much. He would, he was smirk more, not smile. I don't mind if the coach smirks like gassed yet. You know, you know, we scored again. Yeah, we intersected the ball again. Yeah, we hit the quarterback, a smirk like gassed yet. But he shows his teeth a little bit too much. - Right. - Almost, almost like a salesman. We show his teeth whenever, you know, trying to come across friendly. We don't want you friendly. - Right. - We want you, I am, you know, but that's okay. He can't help it. His mom and dad named me Katelyn, but he can't help it. - Right. Well, we got, we got two more quarters of football coming up. I'll be interested to see your take and to see where the score ends up. You got anything else? - A lot of defense. - A lot of defense. - A lot of defense. Two words, defense. You're going to see a lot of it. It's going to be sloppy offense on both sides. It's going to be, it's going to be messy. You're going to see, you're going to see two fumbles by Alabama, okay? It's, it's, it's not going to be pretty. But we are going to get 10 points, okay? And they are going to not want to shut out. So they're going to take a long seat to your field goal. And it's barely going to sneak through the left upright. I mean, it's, it's barely going to sneak through, but it'll get there. And, and we'll end this guy in 15-3. - I did, yeah. - You take, you take, you take out the, the bank. - Okay. - So real quick, before we, before we go watch the second half, I do want to point out one thing. And I want you to tell me this. What's the score right now, first half of the game? - First half of the game, Bama 42, Western Kentucky, they row. - Okay. I just want you to know that your prediction for that was 10 to three at halftime or 13 to three. - Yeah, I, yeah, I mean, with the final prediction to speak to the three, why don't you focus on that? You're focused, you're focused on the wrong thing. Why, why don't you focus on what I said about the first half? - I just want, I was just clear. - I don't, that's, that's already been played. They know, they know that he didn't look, looking back at the, I said 10 to three, 13 three, you know, I didn't, I didn't predict that was going to get two interceptions like we did either. - Okay. - Okay. - If I would have predicted that, then I would say that it's gonna be 42 nothing. - Right. And you know what, I, you know what I apologize. - Well, you're. - For nothing. Okay. - We'll see, we'll talk to you after this, the final, the, after the end of the game. And we'll get your full take on the game, Chris. And thanks, or, or Pee Wee, we don't know what to call you at this point. We'll, we'll see what it, how it ends up. Roll time. - Three words before we leave, three words. Roll and head. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (phone rings) - R-O-L-L-T-I-D-E-R-O-TAT. - I hate. - R-O-TAT. (chuckling) - Well, how about that, how about the tide rolling? - No. White on the head, the boys rolling doesn't take a hat. - Yeah. - The Rammer Jammer. - Yeah. I mean, they really, they really exceeded expectations, I guess, you know. - Oh, man, I come out of this ready. Oh, boy, I was ready to roll. You can't stop, you can't stop it. I have, let me let me ask you. Have you ever been to the Gulf Sores of Alabama and seen the tide rolling in? You can't stop it. It's gonna do what it's gonna do. - So, it's safe to say you're happy with this performance. - Oh, I'll 100 and 8% percent. - Right, yeah. - Yeah. - The Rammer could've hunted 100 points on them. - They just, they just out of respect. They didn't. - They put, oh, oh, what was that third free quarterback over in the long run? They put him in there and he even looked good. - Yeah. - High sentence, high sentence and come in middle third quarter? I mean, I can't stop the time. - Yeah. So, I mean, you were as close as this prediction as anyone that listened to anything that you said could imagine that you would be. Quite frankly, we're all shocked that it's as close as it did and there were a few times that we thought that the field goal might happen to actually seal this in. I'd like to point out that Auburn's score at one point was 52 to three. - Yeah, yeah. And Ohio State, did you say there's four? - I did not. - I don't watch anything but Alabama play. I don't even know about other teams. - I don't know if it was 52 to three, but for some reason I think I've seen that. And two to six, that's what it was. 52 to six was there. - Okay. And I did see that Mississippi State beat Eastern Kentucky 56 to seven. So it was really close to. - Yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean, I've all heard. - You were, I mean, I'm impressed. Now, you know, I know that you have been worried about whaling shores a little bit, but you've kind of been balled in from the beginning 'cause you have expressed that you think that Nick Saban's there, he's really, you really think he's driving the ship anyway. - Well, yeah, yeah, that's verbatim actually to what I've said. So yeah, I'd have to agree with that, right? - Yeah, but do you feel like after this performance that, you know, Whalen is going to, you know, be the guy is, I mean, how do you feel? - Yeah, minimum of 12 seasons. After today's performance, I'm probably gonna take out loss away from Bama and give them a W. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, which loss to bring us to? I'm a little confused on how we need to, our record with two loss and one loss, but I would like to just, which one are we going to win? - Oh, LSU. - Okay, so LSU. - And Auburn. - Oh. - Underfeed it. - Underfeed it. - Okay. - Underfeed it. - Right. - After what I've seen tonight, underfeed it. I mean, we have everything in place. The only thing we need to do is to, you know, just, I don't have a few little things, let's all go down out. - Yeah, what would you say the weakest part of our game is? - Well, we did not return the punt for touchdown. We could do better than. - Did you like that we, that our pot returned to me? He would not call a fair catch. - Oh, I, you know, I did love that. I would like to see him in the future, probably go ahead and call for a fair catch, it's okay. I mean, you know, I like the tough one, but it does make me nervous down the stretch. Because you want to get tired. I mean, after, after a couple of guys, you know, you don't know why you left it. You don't have to get tired after a couple of guys, you can't cradle that ball, I can make this. (laughs) - Yeah, I'm sorry, that really got me. - Oh, your arms will get tired. I, you know what, this, this, this goes to show you that you know more about college football than I do. I didn't realize that's what plagued punt returners was arm fatigue. - Yeah, yeah, it is. - Okay, okay, you catch some bottles of breakfast all week long. - Right, and so you only have so many catches for a putter, you only got so much you can do during that game. - Yeah, well, that's true. - Well, I'm asking you, that was a question. (laughs) - Yeah, you're correct, down the stretch, down the stretch, after two, three of them games, but then you get the Georgia, you know, the arm training, what it used to be when we catch 'em. (laughs) You know, you got 'em a tickle. - Me, I've got you too. - Yeah. - Well, okay, well, hey, it was a great night for album fans, album football. - Good to have you. - Yeah, it's a W. I mean, it was an expected win. If we didn't beat Western Kentucky, we paid them $1.9 million should be there. So, you know, I hope-- - We paid how much? - $1.9 million. We should do this. Tied with the most, anyone has paid for somebody to play someone, so. - That's like a high on another college, getting played by on the NIL deal. - Oh, man, we're gonna have to visit this NIL deal with you, Chris, and also-- - I hate it. - I hate it. Don't get me started. - Yeah, well. - Ooh. - Pee Wee's postgame here, after the first, what, the first game against Western Kentucky, Alabama wins 63 to nothing. Hey, we're quick-- - Conventionly. - It was very convincing. Now, what did you feel about the commentator saying that he could have scored more points than Nick Saban ever has, but that didn't happen? Were you hoping that would happen? For him to kind of like, "Hey, I'm here," or did you-- - No, it's called respect. - Okay. - And then that's why it made me gain a little bit more respect toward him, 'cause he knew he could do that. He could just throw him down the NIL row back in there and say, "Hey, son," 'cause they can talk with the headset through the helmets now. "Hey, son, I want you to just run the ball "and give me a touchdown right here "so that I can beat the man for a minute, "but he didn't do that." And that was the respect thing, as it should be. - I got you. - Because also, I think, had he done that, Saban probably would have fired him. - Right. Right. - What do you have any ties to the inside of Alabama football that he-- - I can neither confirm or deny that, Saban. - Okay, I mean, okay, I understand. - I had to watch it about things I saw you on there. - I will, this is pre-recorded. We're actually not on there, but I can get what you're saying. - You know. - I understand. I just can't say, I can't say something. - Right. - Do I know people? Yeah, have I been told things? Yeah. Was it by Saban himself? Maybe. - Maybe. - Maybe not. - I got you. - But the title role, that, I mean, don't let's not make this about me, this about that. - You're right, it is. - Last thing-- - This about them. - Last thing, and this is about you. They didn't kick a field goal to win, and we put about 11 more points and you thought we would. Why do you think that was, and is there any reason for discrepancy in what you said and the actual score of the game? - They actually did exactly what I said that one day. I said, it's gonna be at least between two and three, at least. And then, actually, then, what was the final score? - 63 to nothing. - 63, thank you, 63 is zero. That's it, at least you could do the three, 'cause that's 63 to zero. So, surprise me, no, am I correct? Yeah. Could you have won money? Yeah, you could have if you were listening to me. - Right. - You covered the spread, sure. - I did. I'll do it again next week. - Okay, next week, we look forward to South Florida. Is there any advice you got for the team? - Yeah, how about, let's don't pull Jalen Millrow this year, like we did last year. Let's don't do that, yeah? - Okay. - 'Cause Jalen Millrow, he's struggling. If you remember last year, he struggled against South Florida. - I did. - But it ain't gonna happen. Just new coat, just new air. Just new timing, football. And it's gonna be 45, 10, battle. - I mean, what more can we say? - Nothing, but I do like the fact if I can hit on one thing that I like about this coat. - Okay. - That I mean that from the bottom of my soul, my heart is, he'll bring the kid in there and practice a lot of score touch down. - Do what? - But he won't let the other team score touch down. And that's on record. - Yeah, yeah, you're right. - Any man that'll let a kid score touch down but won't let the opposing team score touch down, that's my coach. - You said this twice now, that's my coach. This weekend for, I'll really, are you heavy totally in your heart? Let go of saving. - Well, you know, look, everybody deals with grief in different ways, right? You got all kinds of things to agree. I started grieving Saban three years ago before he ever even lived. Now I'm on record for saying, Saban's about to retire and Saban's about to get it. And everybody disagreed with me. But I knew it. And so I started letting go of the end. So am I over saving? Yeah, yeah. - Okay. - Yeah, he's down. - I mean, you might as well be here. - You're the name to stadium after? No, you'll never name stadium after somebody's still alive. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. And if I hear one more thing about Oatmeal Cream Pie, my gosh, I'm going to go throw all mine away. - How many you get? - A couple bucks, but off on the way, they got, I'm tired of hearing about Oatmeal Cream Pie. - Right. - That commercial, that commercial is off. I sure had Oatmeal Cream Pie in there. I mean, really, let the man just to lend the old and do his commercials, make his money. - Okay. - Anything else you get, Chris? - No, I guess that's about it. It just, you know, I was right. And I look forward to next week. I look forward to seeing the tide roll. They're going to steam roll over South Florida. What do they call them? They're the dolphins from the shore. - The bulls. - They're the bulls? South Florida bulls? - Yeah. - Where'd it eat? They ought to be called the sharks or something, not the bulls or tases. I mean, not Florida. They definitely going to win. They don't even know, I mean, they're bull things. No one ain't no good. - Well. - They got a bunch of goofballs up there trying to run that place. They caught them bulls in South Florida. They ain't even a bull in South Florida. They're not even known for that. It's too hot. - I think they have bulls in Florida. - I guarantee they don't know how bulls in Florida. I'm pretty sure they do. - They name me one bull in South Florida. There ain't no bull in South Florida. You don't go South Florida, you need me. - My brother has in laws that have bulls in Florida. - Where's he at? - I mean, he's in Tallahassee, but... - That ain't South. - I mean, you're right, but I'm just saying I'm sure they got him down there too. - They ain't got bulls in South Florida. - It's too hot. The bulls are over here. - Oh, Calla is a huge cattle place. - Where's that at? - Florida? - You know, I ain't going with geography. - Well... - I'm Calla? - Yeah. Well, regardless, I digress. We'll next week, we'll see. This is Pee-Wee's predictions, and this is where we pick the mind of Chris Aaron, aka Pee-Wee. And we see what his mind is for all things Alabama sports, mainly Alabama football. He is a mastermind, he's a genius. We, I mean, the proof is in his prediction this week. He knows what he's talking about, you know, we'll just see how the season goes. And Chris has already changed, or Pee-Wee, rather, he's already changed his predictions. He's made modifications that were set in stone, and they have changed to, we're winning at LSU. Do you want to give a new prediction for LSU and Auburn? - Oh, yeah, are you ready? Do you want to do that right now? I mean... - Well, I think it's fresh on your mind. - I really like to, like to hear it. - Oh, yeah, yeah, LSU is going to be beat by Alabama. We'll hang 56 on them. It'll be 56, so 17. - Okay, and Auburn? - Auburn? (laughing) You three going to be crying for Nick Saban again. Let me try to beat him one more time. I beat Nick Saban twice, barely. - Oh, because he ain't going to have no mercy on them. That's the game, mark this down. Write it down, they don't forget. That's the game where Wayland actually scores more points than Saban ever did. It was 73 on Auburn, 73, 49. Seven, three, 49, Alabama. - Yeah. - We're going to score 73 points on our biggest rival game. - Yes, I've seen it tonight. We could have put 208 points up tonight. - I'm just making a note here. Okay, that's great. This is big news. When I submit this here in a second, I'm sure the Vegas spread will change after this news that you're giving everybody. - I don't care if it turns or not. I know what I know. - Yeah. - I know what I've seen out of my things or not. - Right. - And I've seen a lot of good things. I mean, did you see the way Haynes ran the ball? - Yeah, I mean, Milro had the second most rushing yard on the team. - I mean, I've seen that. No, I don't really get into all the stats. I just remember Haynes because any man that has the same name as an underwear, he's got to be tough. He's got put up with some crap. You know what I mean? He's going to run through some crap. If he got the same name as underwear. And that's, that's how you ring and think. - Oh my gosh. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (dramatic music)