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I mean, we're literally dying to watch this movie. We're in the middle of our, you know, Halloween month, and this is my favorite month, by the way. This is my favorite month to watch movies. Hannah wants to punch me for some of that. - Just my last favorite month. - I agree, I agree. These movies, so-- - Roger, man, you can meet him up when we're done. - Yeah, that's right. - God. (laughs) - Don't worry, I have a date with death eventually. - Not eventually. - Isn't I? - We did that. That voice you hear is the first lady of movie torture, and movie torture dads, number one, Sam. All right, number one on the cast. Hannah, how you doing? - What's up? I'm doing well, I thought, so we can see in here, and I'm not just disappearing into you, Blavian. - You know, we just saw your teeth last time. - Yeah, yeah. - It was like she was an African-American Navy serial. - I thought about it, I thought you had some dark things up, so I could completely disappear, that'd been funny. - Well, we'll probably have to edit that out, Roger. - Yeah, that was a little iffy. - We also have Minnesota, Roger, who we don't have to edit out, I need to uncheck it. - Oh, great, doing great. - It's not very Minnesota in here, right there. - Oh yeah, don't you know, I come from the mall. - Gotta give me some of that tapioca pudding, don't you know? - See, Dr. Graydon, that's a, I was gonna do that. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, I didn't get that one. - Dr. Graydon. - Jacob says we should do a whole month of whole, how many are there? I don't know. - There's quite a sea old man. - New in town. - New in town. - Cropi old man. - Cropi old man, both of the, when there are two creepy old manes. Jingle all the way. - Jingle all the way. - Not with the cable guy. - I don't want to do that again. - No, we did part two. We didn't do the one with Arnold Schwarzenegger. In feeling Minnesota, a Keanu Reeves movie, we could do that with four right there. - Dropped at gorgeous. - We could do a whole Minnesota month. I don't want to though, I'm good. We also have PG in the house. What's happening PG? - Oh, I'm excited to talk about this movie. The Mighty Ducks, because it was, I mean, it was bad, but. - No, no, no, Bragg on yourself. Why are you excited to see this movie? - Bragg on myself. - That's because you like to-- - No? - I took notes. I took notes. 'Cause I actually took notes. - No. - No. - He prepared. - We did that while you were trying to give me a hint. Like, no, it helped me. - Yeah, like, like. - Right on my own, you watched it. - You watched it. - You used your eyes. - I watched the other one too, but this one made more sense than that one did to me. - Oh my gosh, are we also? - This is groundbreaking material that Gary actually is watching the movies 'cause, you know, previously he would be on here and we'd give him a hard time for not watching. - He didn't know something about the movie for a while now. Probably watch the movies for a while now, okay? I wanna see how long your notes are. - Yeah, show us your notes. - Oh, geez. And I mean, it's left, but it's not a full page. - It's okay, show it proudly. - I'm out. - Anyway. - Oh, I like that. - What? - Good job. - Like, nobody else is writing handwritten notes. - No. - I write notes. - The Minnesota Roger does. - Pan. - You like write them? - Oh, that's part of it. It's just funny. - I have to screw it. But I don't like to pass the movie. I don't like this. I have to screw it one pretty quick. So I don't like to pass the movie to write something down. - Yeah, I take notes on my phone. I can just type the three. - Well, some of these movies, it's okay to look away, to write your notes rather than pause the movie, 'cause you're not gonna miss anything. - We are also joined by MTD. He's in the house. He is in the chat room, so he's there. Hello, MTD. Now, you put solid, were you helping Gary or did you actually see this movie? I'm cute. Did movie torture dad watch this movie? There is no way he watched this movie. - Well, now y'all are gonna. - That's cool. - Good enough. - Good for you. - Just try this up very now. - What are they? - Y'all are gonna have to help me out with this movie though, 'cause I didn't get to see the ending. I missed the last like 20 minutes of it. - Did you though? - Did you miss it? - You'll be okay, trust me. - Yeah. - I don't know. - I was intrigued. I was just like, how does it fit? - Oh my gosh. - Well, no, I don't think anyone has ever watched the final destination and went, I'm intrigued. - I invested. - You'll me do a roger. Any notes on this final, the final destination, but not really. - This was released in 2009 as a three D, supernatural horror film. Basically, it's part of the series. Its budget was 40 million, but its box office was 187 million, so they actually made money on this, so where many of our movies don't. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - Was the box office? - 187 box office. - Dang. - God, yeah. - So, yeah. - That makes sense though, 'cause the other ones were really good. - Do you say this on this world? Is that world or domestic roger? There's a big difference. - 87.4 million worldwide. Here in United States, it was 66. - Okay, that makes more. I'm thinking, 66 is still a lot for this movie. - Why do, like, not to be rude, but why do non-Americans seem to spend more money on the tracks and movies that we do? I don't know if that's-- - We have more to blow, I guess. We don't have anything to do. - It's still-- - Yeah, it's American. - It's still money. - Well, I don't know. We've gone to see some bad movies in theaters before. I've seen some of them. - Yeah, we've been skidding. - Stop, you just didn't get out of it. - Yeah, that was-- - Oh, no, no, no. - Jeez. - Yeah, but-- - Let's have a Thanksgiving watch party. - You can. - Did, um-- - No, but how did you say this was originalized? - Mm-hmm. - Okay. - Was this, did you say this was originally in this supposed to be shown in 3D? 'Cause I can ask that for a couple of the scenes where it's fine to watch a 3D movie in 2D, because you can always tell and it's like, oh, I was supposed to like see that come at me or whatever. - That would have been wild. Ooh, this was a 3D movie. This was the final destination 3D. Like, this was their big-- And I think, honestly, this would have been a cool movie to see in 3D in the theater. - I'm a little involved there. - 'Cause they are there. - 'Cause they are there. - Too many. - Oh, there's a lot of this. There's one more after this one. - I've y'all seen all five. - There is a five total. - Yes. - Honestly, I thought there were one now. - Yes, I've never even heard of this movie. - This is the only one I've seen. - I didn't know what I was stepping into. And the very first scene where the tire takes the lady's head off, I gasped so loudly. - Oh, yeah. - What is this? I was driving to get my food and people kept dying and guts kept flying everywhere. I was like, I don't even want to eat anymore. This is nasty. - Here you go. Stop watching these movies while you're driving, especially not one like this. It's just not a thing I'd be watching while I'm driving. - It's not the final destination world. - That would be a horrible way to go. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. Okay. - Yes. And this is the first one I've seen of these and all I could think the whole time was like, this looks like the saw movies, but it's an accident. Everything's an accident because they're all dying and these really weird contraptions in different ways, but everything's nothing's on purpose. - It's funny you bring that up. I want to get into that in a minute, Gary, about the saw because I thought the same thing. So me and you actually thought the same thing about this movie. - But is there anything else you want to add, Roger, before I do a quick synopsis? - No, you go ahead. - Okay. This guy at the racetrack has a vision that the six people die and then it doesn't happen. He pulls them out, but you know what? Death comes after them in the same order that they would have died on the racetrack and they all die at the end of this movie, nobody lives. Oh, yeah. - Every single one of them. - Every single one of them. - How'd the last guy die? How'd the vision die die? - We're going to get to that. We're going to get to that. - Hold your question. - No. - Hold your questions. We'll get there. And that is the, they entered their final destination, which is ill. So, no, I just made that last part up. - No. - So the movie opens, I mean, none of these guys I've ever seen anything. So there's not a big name actor in this movie. Other than Bubba Gump. Bubba Gump is saluming it in this movie. I can't even believe he's in this movie. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - Bubba Gump is like that one. - It is. - I like, I like candy shrimp. I like, oh, no, I'm doing Forrest Gump. I like salad shrimp. - Oh, was he a secret? - We're going to get some shrimp. - Yep. - I'm doing Forrest Gump, not Bubba. Then Bubba goes, I like salad shrimp. No, that's Forrest Gump again. - You can saute it. You can fry it. - You can boil it. (laughs) - You could snort the main blonde character, her name's Chantel Van Sanne. She's on a bunch of different TV shows and she was, she's currently Nina Chase on the FBI series on CBS. So. - Yeah, okay. I didn't know anybody in this movie. Like, I don't know where they cast this movie at, but I didn't, other than Bubba Gump. And all we see Bubba doing is trying to hate himself. So he's probably like, I'm in this crappy movie. Get me out of here. - It won't even let me out of this movie. He's like, I took pills, I set the car. I just like, I can't die. - I tried to shoot myself, I tried to. - That's him, that's his silent cry to get out of this movie. Please write or kill me, I won't out of this movie. - Wait. - So they're at a racetrack. - They're my keep going. - This movie starts out at a racetrack. So I love how the final destination people have finally said, you know what? We're gonna piece the rednecks, man. Get out there on the track. - We're trading people this track 'cause I like racing and I'm not a redneck. - Yeah, okay. - Yeah, that's like a oxymoron. You're, if you like racing, you are a redneck. There's just no way around it. - No, it depends on. - What kind of racing do you like? - Well, what kind of racing do you like? - Yeah, what kind of race do you like? - I don't like four-wheel racing. - But no, it's not a thing, Brad. - 'Cause to be fair, NASCAR was created because of people bootlegging liquor in the track. - That is true. - So, NASCAR is a redneck sport. - I think for NASCAR, how do you not like NASCAR? - Every other type of race is a useful redneck than that. - Huh, no, Formula One is not redneck at all. - You like race motorcycle racing? - No, I like Formula One. - I do also like dirt track, which yes is redneck, but I don't really like NASCAR. - Well, MTD used to take me to the race and remember that MTD, we would go to the race every year in Charlotte. My favorite race car driver, Martin Martin, he was great. Oh yeah, and there was times we would go and we would be in traffic for like four hours to leave. Am I wrong? It was forever. You could not, you could give me a ticket to a race now and I would be like, yeah, I'm good, I don't wanna get it. - The only fun way I could is your chair in the middle and you got your camp. But then you can, yes you can. Listen, it's a way better view. I promise you, you're in the middle, you can cook noodles all day. You can drink if you're into that. And then you can stand up on top of your camper and your eye to eye with the track. And it's really cool, actually. - I'll take your word for him. I don't wanna get it. - 'Cause someone who said they're not into NASCAR seemed to have a really good viewpoint of how we should watch NASCAR. - I did, it was why I didn't like NASCAR. (laughing) - What if movie torture crew went to a NASCAR race and camped in the middle one time? - You wouldn't survive, Brad. - Gary probably wouldn't. Jacob could probably hold us out. I think we should go to Formula One. I feel like that's the one. - Well, it's crowded, Formula One. - Yeah, why am I getting killed in this, I mean. - Why would we? - Is it my final destiny? What about EMTD? He couldn't-- - Hang out in the middle of the track. (laughing) - I'm not in my head, yes. You can't see me, but I'm not in my head, yes. - Okay, I wanna ask you guys this question. If we all were stock car drivers, who would our sponsors be? Who would you want your sponsor to be on your car? - Who would I want? - I got mine. - Yeah, like on your car, like, no, no. Who would you want your sponsor? You could choose a sponsor. Who would you want on your car? - I would have an all chicken car. Bojangles, Chick-fil-A, KFC, Raisin Canes, that was unique. - What about you, Jacob? - I would have crafts like tools. And on the top of my hood would just be a pliers. And on the back would be a dental ad. - Oh yeah, well, if that is you though, see, it's you. He ripped his tooth out, and we got a great story. I've been trying to say for the dentist. - What? - Jacob, you have to share it now. He was telling-- - Right. - He was telling EMTD and I was story last week and my dad goes, "This is, I lost the pod. What, movie torture dad's gone?" Pity. - From that? - Anyway. - Tell us the story. We need him back here. - I worked at Sears as a manager. I only manage her on, so I was kind of stuck there. I couldn't go home, and I had a really bad molar at the time, and it was killing me. It hurt so bad, and I finally just had enough of it. So I went into our stock room. I grabbed the pliers from the shelf, clamped it down, 'cause it was a vice-versus-style pliers, clamped it down and ripped it right out of my head. And it felt better until the next morning when it was all infected. And then the next morning, my white bring, I go to work the next morning, and my cheek is like three times the size of my head, 'cause it got super infected. So when I went to the dentist, they were like, "Well, it's all infected, the Novocaine won't work." So I had to have the rest of it ripped out with no Novocaine, no nothing. - Oh, he's paying the same. - Oh, so I took care of it. The best way I knew how was I grabbed the pliers and ripped it out. - But that's like a power move, right? That's the ultimate power move to rip your whole 2,000 pliers. - I take, Jacob's got a big pair of cracker jacks on him, and I tell you what. - Yeah, that's, I will say, that really is a power move. I will agree to that. Have you ever seen the, yeah. - That might be the only thing that you've said so far, that I would actually say is a power move is ripping out your own tooth. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I would agree. - He's gonna be so sad he's not in the chat right now to comment on this, 'cause he loved us. He was all invested, wasn't he, Jacob? He was like. - What? - Okay. - Speaking of NTD, my wife made a charcuterie board for him in movie torture mom. And he looked at it, he walked up and he goes, he had never heard of a charcuterie board. - What? - No. - Yes. - He's from my favorite food. - He's from my favorite food. - He is charcuterie, illiterate. - Yeah, he's charcuterie. - It's way like, she's. - Did you say it's one of your favorite foods? - Yes. - It's like ham and cheese, isn't it? - Yeah. - It's just ham and cheese and pepperoni. - On the bread. - It's like, it's like a deconstructed pizza. - There are all kinds of cheese on there, you can put fruit on there, little tiny donut. - That's high, that's high class living right there. - Yeah, that's living the life. - I was like, he was like, I don't know what a charcuterie is and he just, he stared, Chris was like, we're gonna have cheese. We're gonna have pickles. We're gonna have crackers. - I wish you would have something to help you. - He was just standing there, like. - Wide-eyed. He'd probably never seen such a glorious sight. - No, he, oh, and then we went to Jacob's work and I bought some cologne and he said, are you buying perfume for yourself? And I was like, it's cologne, he's like, that's perfume. Men don't wear perfume. Like, I'm like, I'm buying clothing, yes, okay. - You forget, he is a man, he doesn't let his wife drive, he doesn't wear, oh my God, I wish he was here right now, he's a man, he didn't let his wife drive. - He took the meat off that charcuterie board and just rubbed it underneath his armpits, and it's like, I wanna smell like fresh meat. - His, his, his ham. - No, I'm greasy. - I said he can't do that. (laughing) - He comes up and grabs that cheese and squeezes it and he's like, I like my cheese match. - That's the best thing, you ruined cheese for me and I used to really like it. - Meanwhile, my boy is putting perfume on. I like how that's his voice from now on. - Yeah. - And nobody's ever gonna know any different, unless he comes with a podcast. - But you gettin' perfume, Jacob, that's a man, you're a man to man, that's a power move, Jacob. Rippin' at two to out. - Yeah, but for the record, guys don't, we don't use like cologne, I'm gonna say that's the problem, it's cologne, but we don't use that very often, but like, no, I don't. - What happens when you go on every day? - Every day, every day, every day. - Every day. - I wear it every day, I spray some on max before he goes to school every day. - Does it smell a fresh tonight? - No, see, no, I would like for the, no, no, for the, thank you, thank you, Hannah. So call me out like that. - I just came out, I'm sorry. - It was, and it's a low blow, geez, no. - That's why you don't have, no, why, what's he sayin' Waff where he's back? M.T.D., why are you saying Waff? (camera shutter clicking) - We're talking about you, M.T.D., you got a new voice now, I'm like, I'm a man, man. I'm M.T.D., geez. - Meanwhile, Gary's, Hannah calls Gary out and says he doesn't have a girlfriend. (laughing) - Oh, that's why I didn't have a girlfriend. (laughing) - Do you, Gary? - No. - No, I'm not wrong. - No. - Am I? (laughing) - Well, you were just like that, that's why, you think that's why. - Well, but you don't know, that could be why. - What don't I know? - He's not used this latest instant instance having his foot operated on and having a cast and, you know, around it. You know, I've been on crutches in the church every time I could, just, you know, so, you know, yes, when it gets fallen over him, you know, like, oh, Gary, how are you doin'? - Hey, that's true, dude. That's when my younger brother got his girlfriend. He just got struck, not struck by lightning. He got electrocuted, and we're like dying. - He did die, but that's right around the time I got a girlfriend. She stayed over at the house, took care of him every day, and then they ended up, see, having him, hey, wait, wait. - Let's see how it, if you smell good with some cologne, and you get the sympathy, oh, yeah. - Yeah, but I don't even know what to say anymore. Anyway, can we get back to this? - Hold on, hold on, no, no, no. No, let's get back to this, Roger. You bring up a good point here. Gary should be in a wheelchair right now. - You should be looking at it. - You should be in a wheelchair. You should have rented you from my dog rental company, a little like Chihuahua. You put it on the leash, you roll around a dog park with it. Chicks are gonna be like, oh my gosh, she's a cute dog, it doesn't be a Chihuahua. I get you a cute dog. - I definitely thought you were gonna say you should have rented a wheelchair from my dog service, or whatever. - I know, like-- - You rented a wheelchair? - That was totally kinda what you were thinking for a second. - If you roll around a park in a wheelchair, I think girls are gonna be like, oh my gosh. - Yeah, I was so worried, Brad, that you were gonna say that he needed to get a dots and have it in his lap and then roll around. - Well, then they just think he wasn't into girls. - No, there was an old guy that used to ride around our neighborhood, and he had a wheelchair, he'd ride around with his little docks on his lap. - That was funny. - So he could say he's gotta, yeah, I got it. - Anyway. - You should get you a wheelchair and put like a Vietnam veteran flag on the back or something. - No. - I'm 12, Brad. He could have rolled around. - Brilliant. - He had a little American flag. - Brad, at some point in this though, it makes you're gonna think they sound special. I don't wanna be special. Stop it. Stop it. - You're like, stop. - Stop it. - I'm just imagining you in a wheelchair with your American flag. When you're gonna hear me, you're done. - Oh, if you go. And then what you do is, you roll up to a girl, you go. Or just run into the back of her and lock her down. You go, oh, I'm sorry, miss. - What do you want me to do, drive around, right around to the grocery store and ask him to reach the top shelf for me? - Yeah, it's, oh my gosh. Gary, you can reach up and grab a half one. - You're right around one of those little scooters soon. - You should be milking this, man. - Excuse me to ask, can you get that whole weed half loaf up there for your police? - He's having taller, man. He spends big bucks on his half loafs. And he's single, love it. - Yeah, Roger's right. You need to get a dog and you need to milk this. So next time you go to church, you need to be in a wheelchair. - I'm not. - Yeah, that's fine. - Or crutches. Even if you don't need it. - He was already standing around this past Sunday, so. - Be funny if he showed up with-- - Oh, shit. No, I'm just saying that. You did, it's all right. - It's time to make your name better. - No, man. - A single man's gotta take advantage of his opportunities. - What would be funny? - You had a window there. - What would be funny, Roger, is if he had a fake cast on his leg and he got better and he just put it on the wrong leg one day and the girl goes, "Wasn't that cast on your left leg yesterday?" And he's like, "Yeah." - I don't think I'll be back. You know he's a bathroom to switch it. - Probably not. I know what Gary's NASCAR would be sponsored by. Are you ready? - I don't know. I have some. - We know what it is. - The game of memory. - Remember that game, memory? - The college game? - Yeah, we can't remember where he puts it. Number six, and the memory car is Gary. - Yeah, I definitely wouldn't know what number of my car was though. - Yeah, he'd get in, he'd get in Jacob's. (laughing) - Yeah, I'd get the wrong car. I'd be pulling in the wrong lane and I'd be pulling into somebody else's lane to change my tires and stuff. - Oh my gosh. - I can imagine. - Gary and the times where ladies would have to wait and then men would have to pick them up in their carriages just like late at night as dark. You can't see. You'd end up picking up the wrong girl and not remember who the right one is. - Ah, yeah. - Hannah, who would be on your car? What would be your sponsor? - Hey, this is a half-flip. No, I would want, I'd want Red Bull in my sponsor. One, two, Red Bull dominates everything they do in the world of sports, so. (upbeat music) - I was hoping you would say Santa buttons. (indistinct) - It's not a button, it's not a button. - It's not a button. - Yes. - Something about the 50s, yeah. - I would do keto cane, but. Might make me lose a few other buttons. - What's wrong with that? - What about you, Roger, what would you choose? - You already forgot. I said chicken. - Oh, he did say chicken. - I have a chicken car. - This bit, mine would be, mine would be movie torture. That's what I would do, right there. Boom. - You're not gonna rush money from that one. - You're not gonna rush money from that one. - You're gonna be driving a wagon out there. - Mine seem to be the last car going. (indistinct) - He's gonna drive a car like that. - Come on. - Come on, come on, come on, come on. - Yeah. - It's just a bible, a little bell on it. - Okay. (indistinct) - You mean your wheelchair? Your wheelchair, and I borrow your wheelchair Gary. - Yeah. - That's the fire extinguisher out the back. - So let's give it this movie. The death in this movie is Michael Myers, right? I mean, you just can't see it. Like he's unscrewing bolts. Like I was talking to Jacob about it. It's like you just see the bolts unscrewing. Like someone's unscrewing bolts. - And I'll never find out how many that is. - It's death. - There's no, it's it. - I thought that it's not a person. It's like a magic thing, right? - No, it's what I thought. - It's death coming back to claim you. - He never fixed form, though. You just see him doing stuff. - No. - That's correct. - Yeah, that's correct. - But it's like Gary brought up a good point. It's kind of like Saul. So I imagine this movie that John, what's the guy's name in Saul? John? Whatever. John Kramer is the guy killing these people. Like I just warned him. This movie has been so much better if it's been a Saul movie. So much better. - But you're right, I agree with you on that, but like being number four in the series, being a 3D movie and being in theaters, like, and I'm not digging this movie, but the kill scenes and how they did the kill scenes and the CGI on it. Like you could have just been watching the kill scenes from Santa Jaws. Like it was the same level. Except for this one was a high production in movie theaters. - Yeah. - The CGI, his dreams were, was awful. It was just so bad. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Well, yeah, you got that mom who has kids putting tampons in their ears. - Yeah. - They're so dumb. - You got the Redneck guy. These characters, you're like, oh my gosh, we're going to be stuck with it. When they first killed him in the dream, I was like, yay, everyone's dead. We're going to follow new people because I didn't like this cast. And the next thing you know, they're all living in. They, they sole-survivored me, man. I was like. - So of the ways that they ended up dying, what do you think was the worst way to die? - Oh, the worst way to die? - Sure. - The pool. - For sure. - Yeah. - Yeah, I didn't get the feeling. Didn't that worry, he gets sucked up in his guts. - Yeah, man. - It goes down to get his, the pain goes down to the dream. And then he gets sucked to the drain. And it basically sucks his insides and back out or whatever. Yeah. - Here's the thing, you're a clear water pool. No one's looking at you. No one else is being sucked down to this drain. No one diving under water. That whole time, he's in there. - My favorite was the, was the guy who's putting, he was mowing his grass or something. And he was like, literally, 'cause he's like, what do you kid stupid? But he was smoking a cigarette as he was pouring gas into his mower. And then he blows up. - That whole scene was stressing me out in the salon 'cause there were so many different ways of like the fan could I top her head off? And then I was like, she's gonna get out of the back of the scissors. But none of that happens. I was like. - But then the funniest had to be the car wash. - Oh yeah. - Yeah. - The wash was the funniest. - What? - Well, it just, well, it wasn't a car wash. - I don't understand why she didn't open her door. - What was the funniest. - Does nobody work at this car wash? Like if you, I understand how nobody like saw this and turned it off. Like there was nobody at this car wash. - You know that whoever was working was inside on their phone watching YouTube. - Exactly. - My wife does not like to go through car washes. - Really? - And we went through one and it got stuck. And we just had to sit in there for like 30 minutes. Like we just sit there in the car. Like in the middle of a wash, it just stopped. Everything shut down, well, we couldn't leave. So she doesn't like going through car washes. - Yeah. - They kind of get it. But I. - I would do that as a prank to my friends if like they had sunroofs and they would go through car wash, I'd wait to the water guard there and I'd open it. And the water would come rushing in the car. - Oh my gosh. - I'm on the regular basis. - I'll hit you so mad. - That's amazing. - Dang. - You know, somebody in TV is going, that's a pal. - It was a mic off. - It's your buddy, your car with car walls. - Yeah. - No. - Hey, what if he did that in your car? In your new car? - Oh, that's what you got. - I'd be kind of ran. - You wouldn't be in a car much longer. - Yeah. - What about you, Rod? Would you like that? - Say again. - If Jacob opened your sunroof while you and him, we're going through a car wash together. - Mine, my car is in 2011. It's, you know, it's, you know-- - You opened my window to do that. You're going out the window for (laughs) - I'll block the water with you. - That's why there's child window locks on, you know, driver's side. - Or as we call him in our car, Jacob locks. (laughs) - So he doesn't do it. I just know to self, don't say Jacob with me to the car wash, to the quick trip. I don't wanna go ride through the car wash with him 'cause he could do that to me. - I'm like, I didn't have a question. Oh. - Yeah. - Well, you know what, when the guy with the tow truck, like the tow truck caught on fire, I didn't even see how that happened. So I don't understand how it caught on fire. But I didn't understand how the tow truck caught on fire. That was my-- - It started leaking gas out the back and then the hook, the metal chain fell on the ground. And as it was scraping against the concrete, it caused sparks which lit the gas, which lit the dude, which lit the truck, cute pew. - His scream when he gets caught by the hook, before he hits the ground, is hilarious. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Well, for everyone, this is a good dude who looks watching him from the house 'cause he's just being pulled down the street on fire. He's like, "Ah, this is a good guy." - Well, that dude looks like the guy from "Mission Impossible" and "Shone of the Dead." I thought that was him at first. And he went, "Wow, man." It was named Simon Ease. - Simon Pegg. - Yeah. - Simon Pegg is slooming it in this movie, man. But it wasn't Simon Pegg. - But while I was laughing about it, you're in this middle of this neighborhood, the middle of the night, and he's like the loudest human being ever, the loud truck, the loud music. But no one comes out to look at what he's doing as he's carrying this giant wood cross all over the place and making all this noise. I'm like-- - Yeah, nowadays, some lady would have already called the cops for being loud in her neighborhood. - Yeah. - Only time someone fired the cops out is when he's being drunk down the road on fire. - And that would have been passing ring door videos around to the neighbors, like-- - Hey, who is this guy? You don't, you haven't seen him before? - That would be on Phil Army. We'd be watching on YouTube. That cat like falling in the back and being dragged by his own truck. - And trying to find the carriages that people heard. I think he's hooked on something. - You're missing my yard up. I'm going to sue you. - I do like how the, I'm with you, Hannah. Like I kept thinking like, is this lady going to get a scissor to the head when she's in the salon? - I was like, it could stab her in the-- It could stab her in the eyeball. It could go in her ear. All of which should be horrible. Then her head could get chopped off with the fan blades. Then she could have been decapitated when the can exploded. - A lot, no, let me ask you, women's hair, she tells the kids to go play, right? What did she tell the kids to do? - She was like, no, play the game. - She was going to come back in an hour. - Well, it takes longer for a woman than an hour to do all this lady was doing like that. I felt like she was getting like the die. She was getting a three hour experience and what it looked like. - I mean, it shouldn't have taken unless she was like getting blonde all over her hair. She was doing a fancy blowout, but she did get highlights. So it had been at least an hour and a half. - Okay, so I get the stylist issue with her. Like the stylist, it's like, ready to go home, man. Ready to go kick back, watch a little bit of, you know, Grey's Anatomy and, you know, Chill. And now she's got to, wow, you know, we're putting you to sleep or what, man. Now she's got to cut this lady's hair who is obviously a jerk, right? And I feel like it's a jerk move to walk in at five o'clock and hold your hair. - No, she walked in at five fifty. Her appointment was at five. - She didn't get there until ten or six. - I'm telling her, no, you can come back tomorrow. She must be a big tipper. - Maybe. - She begged. I don't know, I hope that, but it didn't seem like it from the check she handed the lady. - But then, just like everything in this movie, you get with her and the next thing you know, eyeballs punched out by the smoke. - She got the light. - That was nasty. - And then she just falls down. It killed her instantly. - That was one minute ago. - With anything, man, her poor kids don't even know how mom, man. - Not anymore. - The funniest scene, one of the funniest scenes of that movie, though, is watching that can slowly make its way to the hot iron. Like it's just on this flat table, just like stalling in the water. - Just slowly sliding until it starts eating up, love it. - Yeah, there's so much, it's, it's, it's. - In back to the car wash scene though, I kind of wanted her to die there. I thought that had been a cool gruesome. - Yeah, but then the whole boy couldn't have had his, you know, in his removed, 'cause one of them would have already died by water. - So he would have had to die a different way. Would you rather die that way? - He would have died that way. - For sure. - Well, she wasn't gonna drown it because her head was stuck in the sunroof out. - Yeah, her head, I thought her hand was gonna cut off. - Yeah, I thought her head was just gonna go through the brushes, I don't know why she was freaking out. Like, yeah, you could, I think you would rip your head off. - It wouldn't be fine, but I'll feel like you die. - Okay, let's test that Hannah. Next time, let's meet you, go through the car wash. You come up, I'll put your hand to go through there and tell me if it was a fun trip or not. - No, I'm saying, I would acknowledge that. I wouldn't want to do it. - And then let's record. - What? - Let's record right after. - About the die. I do think it's kind of funny. She's just floating in her vehicle. What's in her head above the top? - Yeah, like, she could have at least been electrocuted. Like the sparks, I thought, man, this girl, right? - Yeah. - Like, what about, okay, growing up, I was always told, do not get on an escalator with your shoestrings loose. - I didn't see anything that was sucking me in. - So y'all need to explain them to me. - Well, she gets sucked in. Like, and to the escalator, like, escalator death. Yes. - Yeah, it's like stuck on my cards and stuff. Yeah, that was nasty. - Well, it wasn't her shoes though that killed her that time. It was the later when the thing started collapsing. - Yeah. - And she fell through and he's so pretty gnarly there. - Yeah. - Still pretty gnarly is, you know, she met her final destination. - That was another vision. - Then we, yeah, was that real? - Okay, we'll see. - Yeah, because you remember the "Him and the Two Girls" make it to the very climatic end. - Oh, yeah. Are the three, are the three of them an item? - Two of them. - They're like kissing, right? I mean, they're doing-- - But the third one was her friend or her best friend or something like that. - I feel like we've got another sole survivor situation here with two girls and one guy. - This is my survivor. Don't even try to-- - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But I'm just saying like, you know, these deaths are, you know, just bonkers. How did Bubba Gump die again? I can't remember. - Oh, he just got, he just, he just, he just came on. - Yeah, yeah, but-- - He wanted to get the cowboy who got smashed by the-- - Me, by the boss, that's right. - And then they, they were coming on the parking line, the ambulance just screams them. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, what would have been funny is if like a shrimp truck would have ran over him. They should have done that. - I wouldn't have done that. - I wouldn't have done that. - They missed that opportunity, like, or if he dies in front of Bubba Gump shrimp company, yeah, the restaurant, he goes and gets, oh my gosh, he's eating shrimp and chokes. - Dies, I'm sure. - Another horrible way to go. - Well, look, look, look, look, look, look. - I'm not good. (groaning) - So, let me, let me tell you guys, so we were in St. Cloud Saturday. We had to go Saturday morning to watch Max play soccer in St. Cloud. Jacob, I hadn't told you the story yet. And I was tired, I was ready to come home, I spent time with Max, he had a hard week at school. And I said, let's go eat Mongolian. We, y'all like Mongolian, Jacob, you like Mongolian? So, we go to this place called Mongos in St. Cloud. Have you ever been there, Jacob? - I have not, not in St. Cloud, no. - Oh my gosh, it was gross. Okay, so we get there. - What's Mongolian food? - Oh, it's where you go through a buffet and you get raw food, and then you give it to them and they cook it on the hot plate for you. It's good, if it's done right. - I don't like this place. - I don't like this place. - Sorry. - Well, you got tongs. This place, it was like frozen meat, like chips of meat. It was really weird. I'm like, oh my gosh. - You just bare handed it. - It was all frozen, 'cause we've eaten them in Charlotte and it's been like fresh, raw meat you've been put in your bowl. - Yeah. - It's amazing. - You put your own seasonings on it and all that kind of stuff. And they'll have like, they'll have like, the recipe like, yeah, two of this seasoning and one of this seasoning. - Why would you like this cooking? - Good job, it was here. 'Cause you get all you want here. Like you get this pilot down. Somebody had so many, so much noodles, it was like this hot. Anyway, we ate it and it was crappy and we're walking out of $60 lighter 'cause for Max and Kristin, I was 60 bucks. And we were in there an hour and 20 minutes. We didn't leave until like 2.30. All these people were eating, it was packed out. The last day the place was open. They had sold the business. I was like, oh my gosh. We were there the very last day. But I said, this food, I like mongolian, but this makes me never wanna eat mongolian again. It was that bad. - You guys were eating the stuff that's been in the freezer for the last four months or just trying to knock it down? - We were, like they're trying to get rid of everything. That's why I was frozen. Probably it was disgusting. And I felt guilty after I was not like, why do we eat this food, man? Like Kristin was like, we should have went to Pihaji's brand. And I'm like, yeah, we should have. We should have definitely. I don't know where I was going with the story. But anyway. Okay, so with that, let's talk about if you were in a final destination movie, what would you want your final destination death to be? - These were all really nasty deaths. - No, don't pick from just this movie. It can be any kind of death you can imagine. - What do you want to live up to it, you know? - I would want to be just mauled by a tiger. It's my favorite animal. Why not? - Oh my gosh. - I live next door to Tiger King. - I just go in there to try to pet him and then that's it. - Oh my gosh. - But he's got to like rip your head off and we got to see it, right? - Yeah. - Okay. - And then there's just background. - What about you, Pihaji? What would be your death of choice? - Well, it's hard to say like, oh, how would you like that? I don't know if I got like, have to be something quick. So if I got like, shot through the chest with one of those pitching machines and just get me right in the chest and went straight through, I can see that being as well as movies. - No, the pitching, like a baseball pitching machine. - Badding cage, pitching machines. - Cool, that would be unique. - What about the, what about something quick? - A little lower, you know, I think that would be very painful. - I think you would die though. - Yeah. - That's the thing, I want it to be really quick. - Yeah. - Okay. - I want something quick. - Yeah, thank you. This should bleed out. We don't want that. - Yeah. - No, it's got to be, it's got to have good aim. Oh my gosh, what about you, Ian? - I have always said, I would like to be in a sports car going like 200. So that is, and it just hit a brick wall. So as soon as you, you're dead on impact, and it's a great way to go 'cause you're driving fast. But if I had to pick something different, I would probably want like, I'd be babysitting some little kid, right? And he'd find my gun and be like, waving around like, "Oh, what is this?" And he accidentally shoots me in the face. - That's not even what I'm saying. - That's terrible. - It's horrible. - Well, the poor kid would be staring at me with his eyes. - I know, you're like, punishing you. - I mean, like baby. So like, he wouldn't remember the trauma, hopefully. - I like that you want to go like Paul Walker. - Just to anyone else an hour. - And it would come back as to haunt the little kid. - I wouldn't do that. I would know he didn't mean it. I'd haunt some other people though, 'cause other people are rude. So I wouldn't haunt that poor little baby. - I mean, and again, you'd have to know he had good aim. You don't know they have good aim at two years old. - Is he not trying to shoot me? - It's an accident, Gary. - Exactly. So you don't even know if it's going to be a good shot. - It would have to, if I could choose the scenario and I was writing it in the, that's how I would write it. - Okay. - Okay, I think mine would be, I'm working on a basketball goal in the driveway. And I'm on, like I'm on the goal. The goal falls forward onto the driveway, but as it's falling, somebody's backing the car out of the driveway. I fall down and then the car runs over my head and then my head goes shooting like a bullet at somebody like a pumpkin and they catch it. And they're like, "Oh my gosh!" So then my body's in the go, "Ugh." - Ugh. That's rough. - Everything, even though your head's halfway across the subdivision. What about you, Raj? - The one that I used to have nightmares about when I was a kid was from like a movie in the Edge on Simple Living when he's down at Snake Pit. I used to have like a recurring nightmare. Like I'd wake up in the middle of night, you know, like I was falling in that snake pit. But if I chose one, my would kind of be like Hannah's would be like driving through the mountains and going off the side of a cliff, like going 200 and knowing that, you know, 200, 300 feet later down, you know, car would explode and I'd be gone. - Mine would be just riding with producer Gary. - See, I think Raj would be scared, like he would keep turning over in his sleep and his luscious locks would just get tight around his neck and then he'd keep turning. - No, it's a more like my seat, steep hat machine with hose, with a strangle maw. - Oh, now if we did movie torture character deaths, producer Gary would get choked out by a lay from Hawaii 'cause he's got his Hawaiian shirt on. Hannah would get run over by a four-wheeler at night. - Oh, I wouldn't feel you. - Roger would get strangled by his luscious locks. - Jacob would be pulling a tooth out but accidentally pull more and die. I don't know what you... If he's evidence, it'd be the slowest final destination death of all. He would die like days later. - Johnathans would be, he blows the trailer up with cigarettes. - Yeah. - I don't know what mine would be though. I don't know what mine would be though. - You would say something stupid to the wrong person and they'd beat you up. - Yeah, and then I would die. - That's for sure. - And Blumhouse Trans would be just watching another Blumhouse movie. - I just, guys, I'm so bad too. - That would be you again. - Yeah. - He died. He's scared of a Blumhouse. Oh my gosh. - I didn't even review all of this but we speak healthy now that I grew up in Brigitte. - We speak it all now. We speak it all. We speak this up. This has been one of the most depressing parts. That's weird. So at the Ian Hannah, we'll talk about the Ian Hannah. So they survived. They're in a cabinet. - You got three of them. - They're racing all these signs. They're all three. And this guy's like, oh, yeah. - Vision man. - His girlfriend? - Yep. - Best friend. - Ah, man. - They're still alive. - Yeah. - And he's like, oh yeah, I'm about to be dating both these chicks. It looks at the Camry Winx. You know, 'cause he's like, I got this. And the movie is lame at this point because there's like a bus that crashes into the coffee shop. But we don't get to see their death. He goes to like a cartoon of skeletons getting smashed. - Oh, yes. - Well, you don't get to see it. - And it gives you more snap because like he comes walking in and he's like telling the construction worker, hey, isn't that supposed to be tight? And he goes, oh, thank you for letting me know that. And he goes, you know, safety is holding up his cast. And then he has another division. And he's like, wait, what if it's death was trying to get us all together in this exact spot and all of a sudden this big massive like semi truck comes plastering through the coffee shop? - Oh my God. That's the building. - That's good though. - I'm just talking about the way to end the movie. - It sure was. They were like, this movie was an hour and 19 minutes. We got to end this thing now, man. He got 30 seconds. Go. - Because everybody loves a little smart, like a nerdy boy walking up to the construction worker talking about, gotta be safe. Look at me, gotta be safe. I'd be like, yeah, go on, dude. You don't know what you're talking about. I'd like to see if that construction worker really did what he said. - I didn't watch the last 20 minutes, but like I wanted to, but now I'm really mad and I don't want to, but I still kind of do. - No, don't waste your time. What was it? 'Cause you're the cleatest. - You gotta watch the last one. - No. - You can't. - Fuck it. - They, Jake. - I like their music here. - Roger, Gary, they should have showed the actual death. So why do I gotta watch a cartoon skeleton? - You mean like those X-ray pictures they were shown at the beginning? Okay. - Yeah, yeah. - That's what you see. - The X-ray and the bones. - So they have to end it with now the skeletons just find all their place to make it more 3D. How much 3D can we pack into this 3D movie? - There was enough guts from flying everywhere. They didn't need more 3D things. - They didn't need more 3D, but we should do it. You know, we should do a 3D month here movie. We should do all 3D movies and see if they had. - Yeah, we're not going to watch any of them which makes it funnier. - Oh. - You could. We're great. - And the creators. The first 3D movie I ever watched was "Trancy". - Oh, great movie. - It's great. - Hard to believe this movie is 15 years old, for the way. - Hey, is there a change that dies in the hair salon, the mom, she at one time in 2002, she dated George Clooney. - Hey. - Hey. - Well, I had a relationship. - That's random, Raj. He's like, now my ex-girlfriend's in final destination. - I'm looking for nuggets. - Nuggets. - Hey, it's one to the eye. - Hey, Raj, you got any, you got any reviews on this movie? - I did. Oh, long to go back. Oh, the movie was filmed in Vancouver, which a lot of American movies are filmed in Canada these days. Rotten Tomatoes, 28% gave a positive review. One site said with little of the ingenuity of previous installments, the final destination is predictable, disposable, far fair. Basically, many critics gave it an F on the scale. So yeah, nothing to, I guess it says the new gimmick here is what is that all the flying body parts and absurd impalements come in 3D. And that's about as inspired as anything gets in this edition. So that's it. Okay, I have some Amazon five stars. And yes, these are all from the year 2024, which is, this is from September 5th. - Like five days ago? - Like five days ago? - Yeah. - Yeah, like three days ago. - Right. - Joe Walker writes great addition to the final destination series. What's not to love about this? Joe, a lot. This one says, July 1st. Well, it's another installment in the franchise. Once again, trying to outfox death just to find out it can't happen. I'm glad I purchased this chapter and it's not the last chapter. This episode is great to watch. Excellent plot, great actors and action. Oh, yeah. This person says this is scary. S-C-A-R-E-Y. What can maybe in your mind, what can maybe in your mind can be real in reality, but not. Some people need to get this. I think some of these people are like under the influence when they're reviewing stuff because they don't know how to spell. - Really? - I've tried people to write reviews but what's who write reviews? - I don't know, like, I don't just, I just don't think about it. Where would producer Gary be in this movie? - He'd be the lifeguard at the pool. - Who did not save the guy? Yeah, he'd be that guy. - And while he's sitting up on his chair. - Why is the guts to get shot up from the tube? They land on Gary. - I was really curious for this one. - I'm just gonna go, 'cause most of the guys in this movie were Jackie, right? - I'll just say, I'm sure Gary would have been the little kid that refused to give up his work on. Like, he was twirring over the last award. - Oh my God. - Look, no, or he could be the guy at the car wash. What happened to him? - Yeah. - He's like calling it as far. - He's like, there's chaos in the car wash and then he cut to the office and he's just in there with his headphones like he has on right now, less in the music and then it cuts back to the car wash and she's screaming and then back to the office and he's jamming the music. - Or they come back and he's like watching Soul Survivor. Oh, that'd be hilarious. - You're like, man, these guys saw me like you couldn't. - First lady, movie torture, where we go. - Okay, so, I need to feel like because my rating may change based on that. For me, this was a movie, Bronze. Ugh, okay. - Gross to me out, but I didn't hate it. Like, I normally hate horror movies. Like, it wasn't a bad one. I haven't seen any of the other ones. I know y'all are judging it like, having seen everything else, but I've only seen this one. - Well, that's what's... So you got movie bronzing. Gary, what do you get? - This is the first one of these I've seen. I'd say, yeah, that's it, it's a bronze 'cause it makes me, I want to go back and watch some of the other ones, but like, I would watch it for the same reason I watched any of the Saw movies 'cause it's not for the story, but just to see what ridiculous ways that they do, you know, that they die and stuff. - Yeah, okay, what about you, Jake? - For me, and this is not because the movie is good. The movie was terrible, but it was so terrible, it was funny. So for me, it was movie gold. It was entertaining, it was hilarious. - Yeah, what about you, Raj? - Well, it's the October month movie. So you know, I'm gonna say it's movie torture. - Yeah. - Tell 'em. - Just after a while, it was just like, you know, I just don't get the, let's find out a different way to show somebody getting gilled. Just like creativity for me, so. - I'm gonna go movie gold on this because it's an hour and 19 hours, 20 minutes of... - But I wish I could get back. - Just murders, and murders, and more murders. You don't watch this for the dialogue, you just watch this for how can they be creative when you're seeing it? - I thought they were funny with the kills, personally. - And it's hilarious. - And it's hilarious. - There's a new one supposedly coming out in 2025. So I'm gonna be ready for that one. - Well, here's the problem though. You can only have one movie that's titled Final Destination, or it's not a Final Destination. You can only have one. - It's different, here it goes though, Raj, it's not a different. There is one Final Destination, and it's when you die. You go, you die. Death is the final destination. - Death is the final destination. - Final Destination two, Final Destination three. The Final Destination, Final Destination five. - It should be the first destination. Then it should be the almost last final destination. - Stop here, the next movie. - Yeah. - Yeah. - They should call it destination, yes. - Can I admit, just real quick, that the first time I ever heard of the term from these movies, Final Destination, I definitely imagined it took place on a train. I don't know if the first one does, but it sounds like a show. - I just imagine Gary as a conductor, all the choo-choo, choo-choo. - She like shelled in on Big Bang Theory. - Yeah, he's got his own little train set anyway. Hey, for producing Gary, for Minnesota Roger, for first lady movie torture Hannah, for my good friend Roger. My name is Brad, we'll see you next time, a whole movie torture. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) I hate to interrupt what you're doing now, but something very important I need to let you know about. When you purchase serious coffee beans, we want you to try to enjoy each brew for two reasons. 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