That Checks Out

“You Betcha”, Gorilla BOGO, and The London Hammer

The guys discuss when extensive eye contact can destroy an entire restaurant, why it is imperative to list your address and full daily itinerary when attempting to find your lost house keys, and how 260 miles of tandem nudity is worth approximately $6,000.00 worth of self confidence.

Broadcast on:: 07 Oct 2024
Audio Format:: other

I just said it what ready ready ready. Hello everybody. Welcome to that Jax out. We've been in jail I'm Ted that makes him tame a demon. What do you want to talk about? I have things to talk about. What about you? Well, some of us we did together. I'll have things you'll want to talk about so will - yeah, he's a robot He's a cop. He's a robot He's a cop. It's a theme song. Yeah. No. No, it's extended Ted. He leak it. It is. Yeah, no, it's gonna say yeah It's just remix So Ted the cameraman we should talk about this we talk about it you came out you came out and did me a solid so I could watch my son's football game and And what's funny is so he came out to do that and he's recording like the first couple plays and I go man They're holding Chuck. He's like I know. Yeah. I'm watching the lens. Well, they're holding Oh, you get that well first. He's like, you know what? I really like if you stay tight on Chuck because I really just want to see what Chuck's doing right I've had some of the record they they started a little late and a little early I'd like to play it to the whistle like to see how he reacts like to see how he gets back on the line Like to see all that and he'd be like, oh, did you get that like no? Yeah, it was off Chuck Jack was not involved in that play right did not get the ball sailing over the but it was Red it was funny though when I I told him I go I go man. They're really holding Chuck. He's like yeah I know and then then I go I'm pretty sure they're double let me goes a couple times there was three of them I was just laughing. I was like, okay, so I get home and I asked I asked for the story I said hey man, why do they have three guys on you right and he goes well He says I that's my job. I'm doing my job whatever but he goes I actually told those guys we got team in the game he goes I don't have a sack at this year he goes because I'm constantly double-teamed or you know or he's being held I mean he's being held like crazy But he goes he goes I literally looked at them guys and I go hey, listen. Why don't you let me get one sack? Right and and they're like oh, we can't both of them, right? He says they they said we can't and he goes listen. I'll let you pancake me Right he goes you let me sack him. He goes next play you guys just pancake me and And he goes they stopped and went oh and he goes they looked at each other like thought about it He goes I wasn't gonna let him pancake me because when we get that sack, you know I mean I started laughing but they just looked like we can't do that coach and murder us and and he's like okay But but yeah, I was just kind of funny cuz that's uh you came to a couple games last year Yeah, yeah, but I never had you work the camera like that because I wasn't doing that last year I'm just trying to put some well what I like is that you put out Hey, can anyone do that and you asked me before and I said what if I could but it just hadn't worked out because of other things going on Right and then right before the game started someone came up and was like, oh, you got someone cool All right, and then fourth quarter maybe six minutes left. Oh, you got someone. Okay. I wasn't sure right And you know it's about the time to ask they were both pastors for my church So they tie the one when when he came up the first time I love it cuz Ted's like see wait until I was holding the camera You know, I have Damon's phone in my hand, but you got somebody. Okay. Okay. Good. Just check Oh, did you get did you get someone? Did you get someone? Do you know that guy? Is he with you? I don't see standing between you and you and your wife. Is he with you? Yeah, is that your guy weird? But yeah, no, it was it was kind of funny. We're like we just wanted to make sure you wanted to make sure now Now's when we're not as we were in but but no it was very cool He played it you played a good game and they won the game and it was cool And I appreciate it, but I just thought it was funny with Ted the cameraman. He'd come out He's like, okay, you know, and and then what you put up a post a couple posts with we called it that chucks out Yeah, and and that was that was funny. So who you put it up and it says I'm gonna leave you're just mad You didn't think of it first and then later on I I put it on one of the posts cuz you were wearing chucks dad's right your chucks dad had yeah, and one of our people was like Oh, that's hilarious, and you were like, yeah They go you're like that's Wilson's a genius and you're like, yeah, he's a genius. Yeah, and I didn't say Wilson I didn't genius I didn't refute it or I didn't accept it. I just let it lay there see what you did with it Yeah, yeah, yeah genius. Yeah, that's my guy the guy who repeated everything It was it was fun, man. It was really fun. So now we didn't do everything together So you have some stuff you did that I was in there wasn't privy to mm-hmm. What do you got? I mean actually talking about the even though we talked about it for like 17 episodes We are actually in real time on the other side of my show. Yeah comedy show. Yeah, and it did it went very well Very very well. I was sold out. Yeah sold out show. No, it went way everybody had the same password and PDF from Ted Well this thing I had people that that purchased tickets Five weeks out showed up at my mom's house day. I'm always head here. I couldn't get my tickets And I was like that's busy. Yeah, that's mentally not prepared to do tech support for old And so I would just be like, what is your email or you're like, what is your what is your phone number? And I would like and then you keep talking and I would hear Cuz it was loud as all get out. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, and finally did Did you stop talking my mom for a second? Did you get a text? Can you check it cuz I would like to go back to what I'm doing now? Yeah, oh, yeah, do you want to show this there it is just walk in I will let you win right because you know Who's the final say who comes in me right this guy and you know who is the buffer who recognized just about everybody that walked through the door This guy the other guy. So if if I know you paid because you were a teacher and I know who you are You're just gonna walk in. So, but yeah, no, that was pretty cool. We went to the venue I'm not done. Yeah, I'm not trying to Not include this one to make sure the story is right when I say we was John's friend of the show to cost and comedy Brian We went to the venue to meet Hooper right to discuss, you know logistics Yeah, and she's like I want to do this when I do this one of this really don't do any of that for us We don't need that it sounds nice. It sounds great, but you know don't put that kind of don't need investment right And then she said well no I we want to make this place of nice cuz we want to you know This is our public announcement that this is available people can rent it if they want they want us We want to see what they can do with it. We're like okay We don't go out of it and they had some plans and we set up complete ideas and then you got a friend to hook me up with Sansa's non-system quality quality man. I mean the sound system his work everything we had two monitors coming back I had monitors at my show He's not paying attention. Yeah, I know he has no idea. Well, that's probably doesn't a monitor So you can't hear it coming back at him, right? Yeah Anyway, so we're setting it all up and then well for I get there first and I walk through the there's a There's a pipe and drape. So there's an actual stage back, right? Yeah, that was not going to be the backdrop was just going to be the far wall like the padding on the far wall So people won't run into it after they, you know dunk, right? So I spread that out and then there's tables with cloth table cloths around tables We originally agreed on rectangle tables, which she went with round tables and everyone had their own souvenir cup and a koozie and Everything it was lit with special lighting and all this stuff and yeah Our banners were on the wall and there were posters that made you know some jokes about my last name and some other things a VIP like step and repeat Which I saw other people's photos and they took People took advantage of that which I thought was cool Like it said VIP and there were lights on it people were taking photos and I'm in a great time and then the bar was all said And I was like blown away, right and then I'm like blown away Jamie She's like oh, but I haven't done this this and this I'm like stop. Yeah, like not accepting this praise You have done way more than I said you should do you we did way more we agreed to I am thankful for all of it Please accept that. Well, I know I still got to do this and this like and it'll sure be even better But this is amazing. So then later on I show back up and they're kind of finishing up the setup and everything And I'm in the back of the school I hear I look and it's Mike to me the back of the like a door that no one should ever be at Yeah, like this is not the front door of the side door. This is like the hey We're gonna do some drug deals in the back right here. Yeah, and I was like can I will you do cover this or first? It's like no, I went to every door and I knocked on no one was in it by the way. He's the headliner. Yeah, okay So he it's almost imperative that he gets in the building. Yeah, yeah, so let me admit Well first we had gone to a room just off the the stage And that was gonna be the green room But we couldn't get the air conditioning working. Yeah, and it was it was warm that day It was it was toasty. So we went to a further room But then later on when it was John's up doing the hosting You know getting the show kicked off and everything and again Thank you Mike and John for all that thank you comedy Brian showed up and he did the pre-show announcements Yeah, which was cool. That was just a you know throwback to we did that when we worked together So that was just like a fun little thing right but I'm saying they're watching John and Brian just turns to me He's like you're dripping wet. I was like, oh, I know basically like the same thing. They're black and Chuck. Oh, I know I know I'm so I am I am familiar with the fact that I've been running around and everything and doing all this stuff And I had just changed into my in my show Uniform. Yeah, and so then I had to go back to the green human stand in front of the air conditioner and a fan And then I had to like trust that Mike and Brian were paying attention to let me know if it's time, right? So I finally after a little bit. I was like, I don't trust that anymore So I ran up and just stood there but had had a fantastic time. It was really great Jerry from Video Village was there. Oh, yeah, proprietor of Foot Wedge Penn's Mike was there. Oh, yeah, it was there Christina was there. Yeah Yeah, it was it was it turned out a lot of people listen to podcast. Yeah, you were there Tracy and Keith and Laurie and Bree and Courtney and and all that family that they were holding there That was really I mean, I could go thought like my mom and I'll hold to my mom It was like that seat was kind of hard on my butt I think I should have left after you and I was like, yeah, don't stand up for a table of ten Right. I was gonna say in the middle of the brochure would be like, oh, we saw our guy We're missing a reserve table. That says Wilson with two L's in the middle of it. So I'm kind of guessing who left. Yeah But it was great a lot of people come up and said one's the next one and I was like, that's Yeah, let's only absorb this one back or down back or down I love the bricks but as as a spectator of the show who very did really nothing just went and Spectated it was very good. It went off without a hitch I have to thank your wife because she helped at the box office and uh our friend Matt Yeah, did some stuff. So yeah, it was a great time No, it was it was really really good. See so I guess not everything we did a lot of stuff together We did some stuff which is unusual for us. Usually it's normally we're right out of here and it's you're dead to me Oh wait, I did you hope I did see I distracted you from doing an actual paid gig downtown Wilmington Oh, yeah. Yeah, that wasn't I'm talking about it. I just yeah, but that was kind of fun. I made you stop working Well, when you see the uh double gun salute from down the street. Yeah, uh, it was single barrels. Yeah single barrels Single barrels both birds. Yeah both birds Yeah from two blocks down. Yeah, where they uh willy wagtails two of them flying right at me with me and eyebrows but uh but no, um That said I I have a couple questions for you. Can we do that or do you have another story? Okay This is what I was thinking about the other actually played for once. They did and it played all the way through Yeah, right. It's kind of weird. I meant like it actually works. It actually is in theme. Yeah, it's weird So it says uh what I wrote here is my question. Do you know why your dog is your best friend? Do I know why my dog is my best friend or just like any dog in general in in general Because I really ones that actually every time you come home are excited to see you. I don't know Well, that's so that's true. That's that's that's a very um Uh widespread answer. Okay. Yeah, like I know my dog is He's me is the best friend because I I agree to the dog tax. Oh, yeah, gotcha. So he's getting a pay. Oh, he's getting paid off everything He's getting pretty healthy cut of everything. I understood protein and so he's like a manager. Right. It's like a dinner manager. Yeah, he gets it. She gets it's 15 Oh, he'll let you know if you don't right. I was gonna say yeah, you know, I am ready He'll jump right up get on my lap and look at the table like what's what's this? But I see you still uh, but but I thought so me and you've been we've known each other since I don't want to say friends Okay, let's let's use that term. We've been acquainted. We have we have known each other Uh for for 42 43 plus years. Okay I've never walked up to you and rubbed your face and said good boy. That's true. Okay. I've never done that Um, I've never sat in a chair And then tried to get you off my lap Because I just need a minute to look at my phone or answer a texture this net So it really is it was so crazy. I'm I'm thinking about this and I'm like, you know, I can't even walk up Like I wouldn't do that to my wife. I wouldn't walk up and rub her face and be like, oh, who's a pretty girl No, I mean, I wouldn't do that. I'd rub your wife from neck from neck to knees. I understand and I appreciate you doing that for me I appreciate it's not as it's not as smooth and flat as this table. It probably understood understood. There's some there's some geographies Yeah, there's some uh, yeah, there's some landscape sound to music. Yeah, understood. The hills are alive. Hi, Brian Now you're paying attention when I ask you, uh, yeah, he makes an awesome comment Ask an av question. No comment. No comment. He doesn't even know but you talk about, you know, somebody else's wife Uh, yeah, we talk about Damon's wife suddenly you're like, well, I'm interested. Yeah, so what's this rub down? What do we was that discussed or jealousy over there? What was that? Yeah, it's too far away for me to see nowadays But but again, I've never had a friend no matter how good they are Okay, and you're not a good one at all, but I've never had a friend no matter how good they are I don't know your laughing at scumbag. I barely know you. Okay, so anyway You appreciate it. I was gonna say yeah, someone in this room is super happy. Yeah, and he's sitting over there giggling. Yeah, he's right. He's more excited At least i'm not dead. Okay. I had such a bad day going and then I went he said i'm not dead This this could be so much worse But no, I that was my big my big thought was I thought hey, you know, this this is something that I I really I don't know I gave it a lot of thought because might I have a dog in my house that I don't like Right. Okay. Now I I accept her and I tolerate her Okay, and I'm never mean to her. I just you know, it is what it is But no when Lilo, you know jumps up on your feet and you're like, okay, then she's like sitting on your chest You're laying down. She's saying it's like, okay, look if you came over and sat on my chest First off, I'd have a real problem. Okay. If you said came and said in my chest and this used your nose to inspect what I've had I'll eat all day. Yeah, correct. What did you be putting in there? Yeah, what's going on in there? Correct. Are you starting licking my ear? We're totally different kind of friend, right? You know what I mean? We're totally different. Yeah, I wouldn't punch a dog in the face Right But I would punch your dog's owner in the face. Yeah, wait a minute. If I so if I do that I mean I have because I have a dog with hair and not fur. I have literally had to remove uh Stuff from its butt. Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, sure, right? You could tell he'll come in the berries. It's more than berries. It's Oh, really? It's more like all pine cones. Like coconuts. Yeah, okay He goes to sit but he can't sit so he just hovers and you're like, but at least he's not sitting on your stuff. Yeah, well That's true. You know what? Hey positive. That's positive, you know. Well, that's more because he doesn't want to mush it into himself Then he does it wants to mush it into mine. This is already sloppy I don't know what your couch is like, but if this makes any worse, I'm gonna be really bad If you would have told me that at one point in my life, I would be holding a dog towards someone so that they can grab some paper towel And pull poop out of them. Yeah, I don't know if I would have signed up for that Yeah, you don't think you'd be doing comedy in Wilmington either. Yeah, I mean lots of stuff's happened to you know one Half a dozen so hey, I have a uh, I have another idea. This is a business idea. Wow. This is a brand new idea All right for those of you new to the show. We used to do this weekly. Okay back in episodes like 15 through 50 Let's say yeah So basically it's more like a trademark branding thing. I want I want a product It's gonna be a huge umbrella Just blanket product for anything that the title will either be sure it is or you betcha all right, okay So it's for insecure people that are trying You know what I mean? So basically hey, is that shirt really a large? You betcha you know what I mean? And that's it's a you betcha brand so it's probably a 4x But it says L on it. Yeah, and it says you betcha underneath it Now this is the reverse of those shirts that no matter what size you bought like property of some some athletic department XXL and it'd be a small and you're like that's not is that why do why do you want to be that way sure it is? Yeah sure it is sure it is. Yeah, you bet you yeah But so I like that and then same like if you're in if you're in the gym and like you don't you know like i'm a big guy But if I can't lift as much as a smaller guy you start to feel a little worse So if you're like, man, are you really benching for 45 pound plates, uh, you betcha So you're selling 10 pound plates, but putting 45 correct well, we're making the same size But I mean they're there. No, we're you're writing 45. You're writing 45 on you know, it's just like oh my god Does that guy see like pressing like 22 plates? Yeah, you betcha, you know, are those 45 pounds of piece sure it is Yeah, you know what i mean, are you buying like wraps that make like, you know, oh, I see what you're saying cars from a distance look like You betcha. Yeah, but I thought you they can catch on right. I think I could really catch on Especially for people that are like, um very self-conscious and they're but they're trying it They're that's the whole thing. I'm in the gym. I don't want to be the guy's like, what do you got on there? Well, I got one plate, uh on each side. I got the bar. Yeah Yeah Can you help me get the bar over there? Do you need me to spy you? No, I need you help me carry the bar over the bench over the bench and you put that much when you say spot I need you to live from the middle. Yeah I'll get the outsides. Okay, here's what I want to tell you live with your legs. Now you're back. Okay I'm gonna be laying down. I ain't gonna be able to help you. Okay, it's not so much as spot as it is press what it is So so is it working? You betcha betcha. You betcha but I thought that's it That's a great like just catchy thing and that could be for anything same thing like I'm just getting a text. Williamson has Signed up for that website already. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you betcha has even heard it yet. Yeah. Yeah, you betcha.com You go to get registered. Where did it go? Sure is. Yeah Sure it is. Yeah, sure it is um, but no, I In that realm of hey, I'm giving effort. I am doing this. It's very positive. It's very positive same time Which is unusual for you. Yeah, if you wonder where the twist is coming. Oh, there's no twist I just I want to be lazy and I can wear that stuff. Oh, I see there. What do you mean? I see It's not it's not a twist. It's a it's a real thing So and then hey last but not least I got accused of already liking this of dying my hair Of dying your hair dying my hair. Why would you and this is the same like when the lady asked me if I had chosen to go ball Right. Yeah, would you ever go back? No, but but my thing I chose this but I guess if I was dying and this is what I said I said, uh, no, it's it's man shampoo. That's what I use and they go what I go. It's just for men Like what I go. Yeah, I don't I don't I washed my hair. I just wash out the gray You know, and I really don't do it too much anymore But I for your show. I was gonna I'm like, nah, but you know, it's weird. That's the night someone's like hey dying your hair I'm like no, I haven't done it at all Do I really look worse than this all the time, you know, but the just the just for men stuff it works use it on your beard Yeah, yeah, but yeah, but I don't use the shampoo. It's actual. Yeah. Oh, you you do an actual thing Yeah, well, then the thing is someone was like it tells them it was a ginger Well, I expected your hair to be more your beard to be more red. I'm like, well, yeah, it's solid white lady Right. Yeah, yeah, but I understand the red was put in my knee Yeah, I mean this is medium light brown because if you get medium light red In the wrong leg, it's purple and I don't look like I have grimace face. Well that I was Rubble rubble. No, that's the man's hamburger, right? Never mind. I said it wrong So but uh, but anyway, I just thought I would I would clarify right here. I do not dye my hair Okay, I use a man's shampoo. That's what I use. Okay, so your answer is nope. Okay Your answer is no dace and that's not a you betcha. Okay. That's a nope. That's a solid nope. All right Let's do a couple fun facts Uh first one Uh, this one I it kind of got me because I think it's this is a case for weighed what? In medieval europe animals were sometimes put on trial for crime such as stealing crops or causing damage They were even given lawyers That to me screams weighed what? Okay, unless it's a chicken Guilty, right? You know what I mean? Now it I see a loophole here. Why don't you just go get someone else's animal? Throw it in a like let's say there's three people. They're all like angry at each other You go get person a go gets persons b animal and throws it in person c's field and just sits back and watches Right. Oh, I never thought about that. What is the animal gonna do? No, it wasn't me right? Yeah, well, I mean it was me, but he threw me in here. Let him speak for himself. What does the animal say? What does the what does your solicitor say? Yeah? The defense restauranter. He has done nothing. He he linked three times. Okay, and then he crapped So you can't even get in that field. What do you do? He had to have had help. There's a fence I don't know you're talking about it. I don't know. Yeah, I rest my my horse saw it happen Would you like to bring the horse down? He's got his own lawyer. It's the spider. It's charlotte Okay, she writes it in the web. Listen. It was not that pig. It was that pig over there You know, and then the cops all offended. He's like wait a minute, but yeah, but you're Your animal did this to my property. Oh, what do you need to do? Sue me, right? Yeah, and then all of a sudden it's like well, this this one. Yeah, this is like a nasty turn. Yeah, this got well out of hand You invited him to sue you sir. I get it. I didn't think yeah to share what happened. This is not This is not 20th or 21st century america. This is right. This is ye oldie england I thought it'd be different. Yeah medieval europe. I mean, that's that's old times But how do you also how do you take the stand? What do you put you put your right? That's what i'm saying like put your snout on the bible and I swear to tell the truth the whole truth and not the truth To be fair none of them could read back then so oh, yeah, yeah, you're right you're right So but but I thought they were even given lawyers and that's that it's it. It says true facts But I would I would love to see the equivalent of the ambulance chaser back then you know because that's the lowest form of lawyer Now, right was that the one? Well, I do I do animal law Ooh, that's that's not great. I know it's I was lowest in my class which yeah, which what field are you in that field? That's right. That's what I do fields. Yeah, I do I do animal trespassing Animal graffiti, you know, you got the you get the rattle can is like you think that pig Pain of the side of that building with a rattle can No, not if they probably like would take out space and castle walls and be like call the london hammer Yeah Chicken give you a peck get a check That's that's what they would do Wait a minute Is that a phone number you're in medieval times. Yes, what do we call it? What do we do? We'll stand on the field and go to To Just say to for a while. Yeah, just press to just press to for a while when I pick up you know you press to enough Mitch Hedberg love it. All right. Here's my second second fun fact This one. I don't know that I believe it, but it says did you know? 4.8 billion people own mobile phones. That doesn't sound off. All right, I'm with you. Okay, whereas only Whereas only 4.2 billion own a toothbrush I feel like that's cute. Well, you know what though you you will and this is a sad state I don't I don't really know what I'm going down this road. You'll find a lot of homeless people have phones And I saw like someone's like, oh, so they're homeless. They can't afford home They can't afford homes and someone wrote like in response like you know much a home cause Right Your home doesn't yeah, it doesn't run on anytime. You can beg enough to get like one of those track phones They have to put minutes on you can't beg enough to get your own home You know what I mean? So I it's gross, but I could see it. I guess what was uh, there's a great joke I own multiple toothbrushes if we just need to put that out there I was gonna say I have my home one. I have a travel one. I have stuff I have some in the closet for when the old one gets you know when the one gets old like yeah So it might not skewing that number you have to be so you mean There's probably really like 3.2 every time I go to the dentist. Hey, here's some toothpaste in a toothbrush But how many how many billion people in the world? Isn't like eight billion? Is that what we come up with before when we were talking or something? Was it that many? But my point is if so say say it's say it's six billion You're saying that only two-thirds of the people in the world now. I realize there's countries where that's not you know For rural countries, whatever that's not what you do. I get it and some countries don't give you know children phones So you had to count that right but still 4.8 I'm talking more about the toothbrushes. You're talking about 4.2 billion people out of the Six billion on the earth. There's more but six billion I mean that's a have a toothbrush. That's the question of why is it because they literally don't believe in in toofs right or is is it because they have other methods of I don't know of clean their teeth, but well, I know they don't clean their teeth and app on their phone Okay, but but I mean real the people down at Colgate are like we got an untapped market here We got almost half the earth. It doesn't have one of our things Let's get on that. Well and the people over like iphone or apple are like we should make toothbrushes This phone there should be an app for brushing your teeth You'd be like you already got the phone right you're good See if they'd known that they wouldn't have started with those apps back in the day Or it looked like you were drinking a beer if you tilted your phone. Oh, I remember those Yeah, they give me like hey, you know what now people have these phones Let's uh use that lightning connection to put a toothbrush in it But yeah, so 4.2 billion own a toothbrush. So basically Toothbrush is that it'll play music if you put it in your mouth. That's for kids I get play. Oh, yeah, you play to the end of the song, right? Yeah, so why don't they just make you know Your iPhone you can't hear the music unless you put Put it in your mouth. Yeah, where's where's wilson? He choked on his iPhone when he was brushing his teeth Well, you don't put the phone party and he just put the extended part All right Here here's my next my next fun fact this woman was sleeping In sn- I'm gonna show you a picture in a minute in snake printed pajamas Her one foot was outside the blanket Her husband thought it was a snake And broke her foot. This sounds suspect. Okay. Now. Who do you think bought her? Those I get so those are you said pajamas, but those are socks. They're socks that look like yeah, I mean clearly If you're if you run up to your your own bedroom You see a lump that's human-shaped and outside of that lump coming out of the blanket Is a thing that looks like the socks you bought for your wife, right? You break that some bitch off Right now was he drunk because I guess if he's impaired you walk up and you just see that Because there's times where have you ever just like caught like a shadow wrong and like who was it? Okay? It was another all right. Yeah, but I don't do it with a bag at the time My wife saw a rat in the basement and it was the size of a house Well, it wasn't it was a rat, but it was a musk of the certain musk. Yes. I opened that door and there was a dog-shaped I think it's a jupa gabra. Yeah, I don't know what it is, but I think I think we're gonna have to hit it with a bat Yeah But uh, but no like you said, what did you buy your wife for christmas? Uh snake socks. Yeah, what did you bust with a hammer last night when you came in the room? Uh snakes I'm gonna my my socks are gonna need a lawyer. You know what's weird is she has restless leg syndrome So those were moving around like yeah, what if she just had some like not quite silent ones But what if she was had some chili and she was like Like what's happening? I thought those were her socks, but that's that's something going on here And then they find out or they find out that uh her uh, what like her left arms broke and I said, what did you what how far did you hit her? Right. What did where did you go? She'd have done it with a bag of Valencia. Yeah, but you know what like they don't leave bruises I would have also been like well, you know what you're honored. She's sleeping in socks. So it's like a path first. Yeah Nothing screams psycho path like wet jeans or sleeping I it was in my defense because why is a woman wearing any kind of socks to sleep? It was it was me or her if she didn't leave an ambulance with a broken foot I was gonna get I have a feeling that she was going to murder me with her. Yeah Man gets kicked to death with snake socks It's weird like I can like if I've had a like Long series of days and I'll you know like it's afternoon, especially in the winter when it gets dark at you know noon Right when I'll sit down on the couch and I'll fall asleep, you know, I'll wake up a few minutes later Totally fine. I'm wearing. I'm fully clothed everything, but if you try to go to bed And you're in that stuff. It's like what kind of monster are you right? Like I just was dressed like this on the couch three hours ago, but now it's like this is Is our yeah, and you're under like you're under coverage. You're in your bed If you fall asleep on top of it like I've been on vacation before. Yeah You lay down you just crash you've been at Disney in the floor to son all day and you lay down in the bed Boom you're out But if you intentionally go in to get into bed fully like in regular human clothes with socks on just like This this person needs to be put down. Yeah, I don't know what's happening here. You're honored. You're lucky. I just hit her socks So weird, okay. Yeah, yeah, I I really I could and you know what it's funny The judge looks at him and goes, you know what you could hit her a lot It's the same like if you could go anywhere in it that a sandwich is as a As an expected place like a picnic table your own home a restaurant anywhere But if you're just standing in the middle of a neighborhood street looking into someone's window where eating a sandwich You're a weird guy. Yeah, I'm just saying I just if I always see that in my neighborhood, I'd be like, oh, we got to call someone right I don't know who we're calling but this guy's got to go. Yeah We were macking every time before you got here the the denny's right up the street had an incident last night And uh the mugshot of the guy. I said if that guy walked in and looked at me like that I would immediately be like call nine and one and just leave it. Don't hit send Don't yeah, you're right hit all three of them. Just don't hit send don't hit ready because this guy's gonna do some apparently someone he thought he was Someone had Said something derogatory towards him. So we got upset sort of flipping tables in the denny's really And we're like, hey, so this isn't a waffle house, sir I was gonna say yeah settle down. Well, if it's a waffle house, I'm gonna come out beat his ass. Right waffles people can fight something else to be like My waffles burden. Let's go. What's that guy down? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know why you're playing with him end him. Yeah, and finish him Finish him. You know You guys are better than this Why don't you put your cigarette down? Yeah, maybe you fight better. Yeah. Yeah, okay, locomotive Trying to fight the guy just put it in the coffee. We know it goes there. Let's move on. Come on. We know All right, so here's my last my last fun fact in 2007 long time ago A gorilla escaped from his exhibit Grabbed and mauled a nearby woman and this is my favorite part of sentence and then attacked a restaurant I don't really understand you work up a mite powerful hunger Yeah, if you break out and kill enclosure, okay, listen that that picture all woman picks you saw from denny's last night look like this guy I So it says it was later revealed That what caused this and this is why I liked this fun fact so much because I talked about this when I was on vacation Was that the woman was making eye contact and smiling at him several times a week? Which zookeepers told her not to do yeah, like hey, hey debra We've talked about this pull it back. This guy gets out Yeah, he's taking on you. He's then he's gonna go get a grand slam. You understand all right. Yeah And then probably she probably bought coops. Yeah, my man's going that's what it is You probably like mauled her first flew out Yeah, she had like, you know, yeah birthday coupons and denny's he's like I'm going yeah. Wait a minute You mean it's buy one get one. Yeah, are we doing boa. Yeah boa. Yeah boa. I'll eat them both Yeah, I was gonna say yeah, by the way ain't paying for either one. I'm a gorilla Yeah, boa means both to the gorilla You know what's weird that means is you just see you see him walk in the waffle house And the chef just starts cracking his knuckles like this is it's gonna be go time. Yeah, I feel this yeah bring it Yeah Hey, we're gonna be next your pot of coffee. Right. Yeah, I'm gonna be worked up Yeah, light me a second cigarette and don't dial mine one one. We're fine Yeah, but uh, but no I'm scared of those ash browns because we're gonna be putting stuff in I'm gonna scare his ass But yeah, I'm certainly That's I mean, it's it's horrible that a woman was mauled But it's like they got though gorilla was like all right. I got I'm out of here I got my freedom. I want two things. I want them all that dumb bitch That's coming down here for the last six months And then I want a Rudy 2D fresh and then then I'm getting breakfast. Yeah, okay. I don't you know It's funny. I know that's I have but I just it's funnier. He might he mauls. He mauls her then he looks rickus We want breakfast. Okay, are we who's dry? You know, I can't drive. I don't have a car. Yeah, okay I don't have a car. Yeah, so who's your fly? I'll buy let's go you know I buy I got a bogo Yeah, I have no intentions of paying all right, but we're both eating you know what it doesn't matter what it costs We're not paying. Yeah We're eating. Do you understand? Yeah, you're with me. You're with me. Okay. What's that my blue heaven? I'm with you. I'm with you. Yeah, me and sea bass are going down to the daddies. We're gonna eat don't worry about it. Yeah So anyway, um that that's okay. That was 2007 So that's why when I said when I was looking at that guy and he got pissed and I'm going okay. Listen Give me a head start. Yeah, you know, I don't want And you're like that was a deep knock and you look out the you know the ring camera picks up like a gorilla And you're like, yeah, I know that guy. He flew 1200 miles here Just to maul me and then go head back. I mean the fact that that happened in 2007 and then uh, let me do some quick math here and Like seven years later haramby happens Right. Yeah, and that That ended up that way right the disc i get like a place named after in the animal kingdom No, probably not. No one's heard of this gorilla till just now right. No, I didn't even give his name right said a gorilla Nameless gorilla. Yeah, all right now. Well, you know, what if it was haramby? I just threw him back in a thing. That's what it is. Yeah, it was like you got one freebie around We gave him we gave him one. We warned him. Okay, we didn't happen again We didn't like that lady either, but you you can maul her. Okay. Hey, so hey, we're closing. Let's go Just want to look at the gorilla somewhere. You're here every day lady. Yeah, stop staring and poorly. Yeah, he's gonna get out Yeah, he bought time lifebooks. He is he is Fashing he is he's fashioning a ladder. What? Okay, no, he just bought enough books where he could build stairs Right, so he was gonna get these up in a stair shape. Should we didn't think about that? No, I'm gonna see how this plays out. Why why does a gorilla have an encyclopedia? Yeah, no, yeah, we don't have to deal with that for anymore All right, I want you to read a tcl sells a photo here we go All right, I want you to read a tcl sells it for you and we're not really selling it, but we're helping somebody What did you do? I don't know what I did under the gorilla fact. Yeah, I'm not even What did you do? Did you break it? Yeah, I broke it. Okay No Oh my god, okay Take watching. Am I reading this part or the thing here? No, yeah, read just read this read the picture this okay Tco sells it for you lost set of house keys and car keys if found please return to 520 Haven't I'm ahead of it. Yeah, I'm ahead of it. I haven't revenue 30329. I usually get home After five Okay, so again if you found my house and car keys. Yeah, he's coming to my address I won't be there until after five right you have all the time in the world as long as you're out by five Yeah, but in in the in the quotes in the bottom in the parentheses. It says I usually get home after five So I will uh, the good stuff is in the back then it's wild ain't it? Yeah, but to put up a tag and be like I lost a set up look you can do that and be like you know Call honey. These are even this picture isn't even my keys Yeah, we'll be fine. That's what he's so mad about. He's like, no, he's like saying like we're fine They're not gonna break in these these aren't my keys. Those aren't my keys Those they won't even know that's for an older Ford. I have a new GM. They can't they can't make a copy of this picture Right. Those aren't even our keys. Yeah, that's not the point of trying to make Harold, right? Yeah You know who is home before five? Yeah me Deborah's home before five, right? She's not the same to the gorilla maulter. She's home, right? That's the thing he shows up with the keys and he's like you you know what I mean like Yeah, I think was I don't know it's Saturday Sunday. That's all one day anymore She's like I suddenly sold those things Uh, she had some stuff on marketplace or whatever. Yeah, uh still available You take three bucks for it. Anyway, like the guy doesn't have a car wants to meet me at the casino And I was like, all right. Well, let me know if you die I Goes I don't know how it takes comes back. The dogs are like dogs freaking out. Yeah, let the dog out The dogs are excited. Well, the dog didn't know if you were dead. Right. Yeah, we didn't know until you got back first off That was your keys and he found it right. Well, that just sounds like this guy gets there and the guy's like apparently it says I don't have any cash. Is it right if I pay, uh, uh, uh, then mower's help Not if it were doing me because I have neither Right. I would have been like, no, we're walking somewhere where you can get cash. Right. Yeah, cause you know, I deal in I deal in cash Yeah, yeah, you're on foot. So you're walking. I'll be right here In our car listening radio. Yeah, that's what it was. It was a pair of skates and then he was excited because he didn't have a car Like what does he work at the sonic Car hop like what is skates gonna get him? He works at the zoo. Yeah, he's got to get away. Listen. I stare at that damn gorilla all day He works at the he works at the skating rink. Yeah, they won't let me take him outside though Yeah I gotta leave those in those are like those are like bowling shoes. They're rental. I was going to say yeah I love I love wearing bowling shoes. I can only wear them on the rink. I can't wear them out in the Yeah, I'm a parking lot. It can only get scuffed. It can only wear them when there's a disco ball going Uh, that's the only time but yeah, so I just thought that was great when it's just lost and it's it's an actual sign Uh, but to give your address and then let people know listen you got you know what there's no reward But if you get there before five help yourself. Yeah, help yourself. You're gonna wait tv I mean it don't the only way that it's better is that if he's like, uh Meet me at my parking garage. You know, this is where he usually parked my car I get off at five. Yeah Well son of a gun my car is gone. What's happening here? There's there's 8,000 extra miles on my car You know, it would be baller. Hmm take his car leave his house key Just sit it sit the house key right in the parking. Yeah, I'm about like like I don't I don't want that dump You know, I don't use whatever he's got in his car to write to the like leave a message Thanks bra in the parking lot like you know, his his tire iron and his like his the shirt Was the whole it's like thanks bra. Don't need the house. I'm gonna do a soup kitchen in your car You know what I mean? It's like wait a minute. Is this dirty raining in the boys? What do we got going on over here? You know dirty randy. No, that's a great movie great movie and if you get that reference we're friends. Okay. We're not Yeah, but they're friends. Yeah, like you and I are not friends. Yeah. Hey google. Listen. There's another guys Hey google. Hey googles. Yeah, other guys So all right. I have I have it there goes my hero. Wait. Well, we got it. We got to tell uh jenny's Google one more time. Hey google. Stop it. Yeah Is your is your got me? Got him. We've a what mac we've been threatened with being bookmarked for that. I was gonna say remember being bookmarked I don't know what that means. Yeah. Yeah, I know because we said it on this podcast. I know because we also had monitors We understand. Yeah, so here's a there goes my hero a tokyo man makes $80,000 I forgot it. Why would you waste that? I don't know. Well, actually, I don't know if we can use that anymore What? You don't think so? Well, I don't know there are they in trouble. They've stepped out of the limelight for a hot minute. Oh, I understood All right. So He makes 80 a tokyo man makes $80,000 a year renting himself out as a do-nothing friend But won't be friend clients. So it says uh shouji moremodo. We'll call him. I am not paying you a nickel I was gonna say I I feel like I'm underpaid for not being a good friend. Yeah, I feel like yeah But he's 40. He's found success by running himself out for a hundred dollars per two to three hour session Offering companionship without any expectation of real friendship. Listen. That's what we have. Okay. I'm just gonna say this is free I feel like you know what that doesn't have the auto hive podcast. Isn't that your studio my whole business model? Mac is very upset that he is there's money on the table. He is not I don't understand. You just change your name to more moda You're gonna make 80 grand a year doing this stuff. All right, but it says since 2018 over a thousand people Including foreigners and locals have hired him to combat loneliness a growing public issue particularly in Japan where social withdrawal Uh is prevalent says his role involves little engagement His clients hire him to simply sit in silence first off. I couldn't do that. We know that I'm not going to sit quietly ever. I'm gonna make noises. I'm gonna have to give you a discount or a refund I'm gonna have to do that. Okay Um, they company them on walks. They even observe as they engage odd activities like eating shredded paper Listen, you want to pay me a hundred bucks to watch you eat a notebook. You don't that's not enough money I don't think that's enough. No unless you eat the spiral if you eat the metal part to the spiral You know what I might watch I might watch I tell you where I want to be outside the door when you pass it That's where I want to be. Okay. When you think that's coming back out. I want to know and I you know what? I'll come there for free. I'm gonna sit outside the door. I'm still I want to hear what's going on It says in early 2024. He expanded his services with a new offering People who don't rent anything where people can request a companion for a specific task like shopping or video gaming Okay, let me tell you something about I have a son who video games. Okay He does not want a friend to watch him video game. No He does not want anybody to talk to him while he's video gaming Now that's cool to sit quite. I don't think he wants to spend a hundred bucks for two to three hours Well, this year, but also does he not put it on twitch So he wants people to watch him, right? I'm talking about Chuck. Chuck will sit in his room and just play You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah No, my other son. No, he yeah, I understand that Nick Nick will be like, yeah, I want some follow I get weird like back before that we would if someone had a game and we wanted to see it We would watch the other like you just watch another like now. It's weird. You're not in the room You don't know these people right but if like there was a game it was one player We wanted to watch it you would sit and watch someone else play the game, right? Correct. Correct. That's I would pay nothing for that No, you're nothing you get I expect no money and you get no money just for me. Yeah, congratulations This is zero money's interaction. There's no money exchange if I had monies I would have purchased the game myself. That's the point. So the last sentence says while many find his job peculiar Well, everybody not many. No, your dog finds it peculiar. Okay Morimoto enjoys the work and appreciates the low stress it brings Do you know how that is true? How I think the only stress you would have is who's gonna pay me for this nonsense next week Yeah, I guess I would that would be something but 80 grand a year. Listen. That's not nothing You know what I mean? That's not nothing. I and he said his own schedule. Yeah to do nothing to do nothing Oh, he's like, uh, let's we don't talk Yeah, it's like the pretty one like no kissing. Yeah, all right. That's what it is. That's the first rule Listen, I understand that if I sit here and watch play video games. I'm already getting screwed Okay, we're not kissing and I don't expect you to pay me and I'm not talking because it fight club because we're like We don't talk about it. I just show up Again, if you've got you actually got a new friend and you're like who who's this guy? I pre-paid Yeah, I was gonna say yeah, I Paid him to the month, but I bought the package. So yeah, he's gonna go away in a couple hours Don't talk to me charges more for that Next thing you know, you go over to your buddy sauce. He said I'm a couch next to him what happened Just catches on and does he do that like Traditional thing where he just stands and has his hands behind his back and just kind of leans forward and he's staring at you The whole so I don't I they have pictures here I don't know if that's really him but like you see him sitting across the tail from someone like a dinner that would Why that's so weird. Yeah, I have absolutely no problem going on some party of me I'm the guy just send me to its table. I've know it after traveling by myself, you know for working or anything I know which was going to any restaurant being like I would like to eat your food. I did not bring anyone with me because I am by myself I did not pay someone extra just sit here and watch me do it. Correct. They're like, hey, do you need more moto? Yeah, because you know what everyone in this place at some point are gonna look and go. Oh, there's that guy I'm gonna go back to their food. And that's that's as much interaction as I need. Correct. Correct But think about it. Then you gotta buy you gotta put it says in here too. You gotta buy the guy meals out I'm already out. Yeah, sometimes instead of charging fees clients only pay for his travel and meal costs what No, if you go, no, if you told me listen, I'm going to marisca's later. Okay I want somebody to sit at the table across for me. Yeah And I'm gonna buy you a poor boy. Okay, and we're gonna be able to price what some onion rings mushrooms You know, we have we have the whole to do okay the whole to do right? You tell me that I might go I will drive myself there for gas money. Okay. I'm gonna have me a poor boy I think that's different if anyone in this room was like Give you that that that scenario. Yeah, making it happen. Right. I'm not calling up some weirdo Right. Hey, you wanna let me risk us. Hey, bro. Yeah. Do you want me? Do you want me to pay for two? Heavily priced meals. Yeah, because it is it's heavily because it is not cheap. Yeah Yeah, it's not a bo-go and you're not a gorilla. So I feel like I'm not alone. Right, whatever Imagine imagine if the gorilla did that that'd be great if the girl is like listen. Here's the best part You don't pay for meals when you're with me. Yeah, also our box, but you don't pay for meals. You don't get the other meal You can sit down in front of it. I am eating for two. I would recommend you don't touch it. I'm eating for two I would not touch the other meal. Yeah, we'd not do that at all. I don't I don't like the mushrooms Don't touch them. Don't yeah, they're not yours. They're still mine. I see that I got two orders at them Yeah, because it's bo-go I won get one Yeah But I do end bo-go, which is not by one and still get the other one. Yeah, it's how I won gorilla one All right, let's do a strange story. All right Strange stories spent a while since I heard that drop. I don't know how be cool. He's doing UK duo Goes on 260 mile tandem Tandem bike ride buck naked and why okay, and early fall That's a slapping sound you hear as they drive by the early fall is the perfect time for a little road trip The weather's still warm, but not too hot summer crowds are dispersed and the autumn tourists haven't arrived yet and nature is still gorgeous That's what British friends Neil Cox First, I'm gonna drive around naked on a bike. What's your name? Cox? All right and Jay antique. Hey, that's antics. Yeah, okay It's Cox antics. I like that. Yeah, I like that Uh, that's what they also thought so they decided to hop on a tandem bicycle and travel through southwest england in early september Cox and antick set off from glaukaster Glaukaster look look glucose glucose monitor. Okay, the end point of their 260 Mile planned route was lands end cornwall Uh in the very south western tip of england. Okay, so it sounds like fun But apart from the mildly unusual vehicle choice not that special. So what's the big deal? Oh, Cox and antick didn't wear any clothes Do you know what painful it is to ride a bike with clothes? Right? I don't know what kind of seat you can buy where this is not gonna hurt Yeah, okay. Are you shaved? Yes. Yeah, yes There's a seat in my colon is inside of me. I was gonna say it is in my colon. Okay. Yes Yeah, I I have got the soup kitchen from this bike. Okay, that's right. Yeah, come on Yeah dirty randy the boys. That's what it is But it says uh both the buck naked riders are naturists you think Meaning they don't believe in wearing clothes even if they really don't if they really don't have to True to their beliefs. They stay nude for the vast majority of their journey So not the whole majority or not the whole thing the boom the vast here's the thing Yeah, that's perfectly fine in your house in your as they call it garden anywhere you want That's fine. Once you get on a bike and start going through town. I think I think Clothes are not a no longer an option. Right. Well, but here's the deal So I know right now that if your name's kneel, you're a dude I gotta assume jay antik is also a dude I don't know but it says here that um This is a weird choice of words. Hold on a second It says true to their beliefs. They stay nude for the vast majority law lab It says unlike what you might think the writers say the public response to their project has been overwhelmingly positive I would never if I was riding on the road and I you know, you always have to move over to the side for bikers. Anyway You're coming up on that. I can't get around it fast enough. Okay I can't get around it. Look at this ass. Yeah Both of them both of them Um, but I think maybe it's because I would say it's 50% of the people that go around them are just like awkwardly giving them thumbs up like Right, right. Right. You're doing that Yeah, but what about the ones that have kids in the car and everything? I mean you you don't want to have to now. I have to explain this What's that? Well, that's Cox. Yeah, how'd you know his name? I'm not sure. Okay. I'm just telling you lucky guess It was a lucky guess. Yeah, which I guess we're the red button. So it says as we mentioned I did the driving by Cox. Yep. That's me Right. Yeah, what kind of antics are you pulling? No, that's him. That's him I'm I'm cocks as long as you're pulling the antik, but it says as we mentioned cocks is 36 and antik is 25 again their trip So at least they're not like 48-year-old dudes because that would really be so that's you know If I if I put this on display first off good luck eating anything good luck, okay What am I I'm gonna ride by you know, it's gonna get free food me because no one's gonna finish whatever they have in their car They're gonna they're gonna throw it at me. I'm gonna be covered in milkshake. Maybe that's what you're playing That's what it is. I mean, that's how they're eating But it says uh on September 7th. They mounted the tandem bike That's a weird choice words not not a fan right begin pedaling down the road wearing nothing at all Uh, well cocks at a bicycle home and on but that's it safety first not even shoes Now look, I'm I went on a little mini rant about wearing your socks to sleep. Yeah, now you're gonna have socks on Right. I gotta tell you what I don't care where you put the snake sock. I'm still gonna beat it with the bad Okay, I'm gonna tell you that right now. I don't care where you're wearing. You know what this is where the bass is where a pair of snake snacks Correct correct This I don't understand this next part because this is weird They did this is the weird part. Yeah, they did the same trip. They did the same trip in 2022 to raise money for charity Earning a nice get this $6,600 You wrote naked for 260 miles. Yeah, and you thought a nice Earning was 6,600 bucks. I think this time this should have been like hey, we're planning to do this if we reach 10,000 we won't do it or we were 10,000 we stopped. I think before you even get on the bikes Maybe you've reached that I was gonna say you may have one person be like you drive past my house three times on this trip I'm gonna give you 10 G's. All right But it says their first major stop was bristle, which they proceeded them into pills And the big break happened when finally duo headed down to cornwall Along the way they chose their accommodations according to the weather on some nights. They camped outdoors I'm assuming they had saddlebags or a backpack. Yeah. Well, I'm just laying in the grass. Yeah, I mean, I don't know big They were I'm sure they had saddlebags, but uh-huh when I got too cold. They stopped at a B&B or a hotel You imagine pulling up Okay, you pull up you both get off your bike now when you get off your bike You you're dude. You're gonna step over that bike Um stuff's hanging. Yeah, you know what I mean? And they're they're looking. They're like There's no room at the end. Okay. I'm gonna tell you right now. I just changed to no vacancy Right. So you didn't tell me when you when you message me that you didn't have clothes That's amazing. Um, so it says oh, oh after we went through uh, glastonbury We did get dressed but only because it was kind of windy and chucking and chucking down rain Okay, so what used what you decided was I'd rather be in wet clothes Then naked. Oh, that's a good point. This is a question to you Raising the bike with wet jeans or buck naked buck naked. There we go. Now. We got it buck naked. Oh, we got it Yeah, buck naked. Here we are. You know wet jeans don't move. How am I pedaling? 6,600 bucks coming our way I'll be in the back. Are you naked back there? Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, you betcha You betcha Sure it is. Just don't turn around. Yeah, I'm naked back here. I guarantee it. Yeah, you naked. You betcha You're what your wings out sure it is sure it is sure it is Is that way 45 pounds? I'll kick the kick snake down so it drags every now and then dragon. No worry about it Every time it does you go. Oh, yeah, I'm like man. That guy's impressive. Don't get stuck in the chain in the rain. Yeah They said it's windy. It's cold outside. Oh my god. Yeah so it says uh It says the bristleians Welcome to the nature because they weren't weirded out by anybody Uh people in glastonbury were overwhelmingly positive. It was a bit overwhelming You just said overwhelmingly positive is a bit overwhelming. I know yeah, you'd use the word One lady even thanked us Cox recalled there were times. I was worried about a negative reaction. I don't think you were. Yeah, okay I don't think when you left I think at any point you were like, eh this one will go. Yeah poor at all So, oh it says no hanky panky now lady was like, I didn't see the telly record. Yes. Thanks lads Yes That lady looked at a lot. Yeah Nice sock. Yeah You said sock, right? Right. All right So it says now let's address the undressed elephant in the room. We're all probably thinking the naked bike trip is some kind of sex thing, right? No, I was not thinking that at all. That wasn't at all. Okay. Let me tell you wasn't thinking that me Yeah, okay. I you know what this whole room. I think this is the first thing in this room. Everyone will agree He doesn't even listen. He's like, I'm in. I agree So it says according to Cox and Antic however, that could be farther from the truth to begin with They're not even dating. Oh, so they must be guy girl Uh, they're just friends. In fact, Cox has a steady relationship with another woman Wait, so Right. Time out. Go ahead. Go ahead. Time out. Yeah, you know what this might switch to Also, why yes, yes, you're telling me this guy. Yeah, he's in a steady relationship with another woman Yeah, hey, honey. I'm gonna ride down to lands in With my tally wacker out. Yeah, uh, sittin. He's coming with me. Also nude. Yes Everyone enjoys it. Do you remember we made? $6,600 roughly a couple years ago. Yeah, yeah, you know, you don't know. I think we can look I can make enough for this divorce too. Yeah But here's the next quote. It's not a sexual thing. I have a girlfriend of 10 years What does she do? Not right in the nude, right? But not even that We I mean, how big is this? She works. She's like, I'm going on a bike ride when you be back Uh, november. Yeah, okay. Who are you going with? Antic, right? Okay, and then you're like, uh, she's like, okay. He's out again He's on his nude bike ride. Do you want to come over? That's exactly what it is Uh, the nude bikers only think nudity is natural They also hope that seeing their non-supermodel bodies. So that's even worse That's even worse. Well, I mean There's a large difference between supermodel and It could just be a regular average person Yeah, I almost want to see a picture now. I have to know what they look like Not as close as a lady involved. I'd like to see a picture I was gonna say Damon proc you that checks out Jordan did audio podcasting studio. You betcha Sure it is so It says, uh, I heard somewhere that supposedly having more exposure to non-sexual nudity can have a good impact on other self-image I don't know what kind of self-image honestly If I walk in here in daisy dukes and a crop top and you guys go Man, you're losing some weight, bro. I'll be looking good. This guy It's got some self-confidence No self-awareness. Okay Not at all, but self-confidence. All right, this guy is proud of nothing this guy This guy he's the one that like used to color the picture and bring home like his his his D minus to be like Ta-da and mom would hang it on the fridge You know he's showing way too much ta and da but it says I this is his last quote I feel happier and less stress when i'm naked And most people seem supportive of that cocks summarized No, huh, I apparently I'm in the minority because you guys don't support it. Yeah I don't I don't support cocks or his statement. No and and the fact of I have a 10-year woman. Okay. I have a 10-year relationship Yeah, please That's why I have a 10-year woman. Yeah, I'm a 38-year-old man What you betcha? That's why that's why I ride nude with a 25-year-old Very proud upon if I ride with it isn't that wrong sure 10-year woman sure Where can I find his dad after that? I don't know where they get by this thing What does that checks out that net all the socials that checks out wd2. You know where you can't find us with music. Why? Oh, yeah now do we're in the middle to do now that checks out that oh socials that checks out wd2 Don't forget we are game in 10 recorded for you at audio hi podcast and studio Mac on the sound and no video because Jerry sadly it's not here single tier Executive produced by a game of Rock you and Ted Wilson. We'll catch you next time [Music]