Grant and Danny
Could Danny Give Major Tuddy A Hug?
Danny, did you see after Brian Robinson's touchdown? I don't know if it was the first one or the second one. It's hard to keep track. I think it was the second one, but he's got five already and that does tie his career high as we sit here after five weeks. He didn't even play in the second half and he had two rushing touchdowns. Would have had more. He scores, gets into the end zone and proceeds to walk to the back of the end zone where major tuddy just walks into the end zone, just so casually onto the field of play. And extends his hand for a handshake and be Rob's like, brothers don't shake brothers. Hugs. Brothers got a hug. What a terrible moment. And he brings in major tuddy. Some would say in the symbolic moment of the commanders really being embraced with a hug. That's what happened. The name, the organization, I got people texting me, telling me they got people on both sides of them at the stadium yesterday, cutting off tags of Jaden Daniels, jerseys after halftime yesterday, after the big plate of MacLaurin, the hug of your guy, my guy, our guy, major tuddy and big old pudgy pig for no reason. Yeah. The, um, it's over by the way for everybody who's just keeping score at home. It's over. Like this is the name, man. Sorry. Like the line was around the block yesterday to buy stupid new gear for this stupid name. Those of us that are fighting this, it's over. I'm going to keep enjoying the football part of it, but just know that the, the little ember that was being stoked every now and again, when Josh Harris was like, it's not our current priority in the moment, but he were, we're aware of it and we're looking at details and we know the name blows and, um, everyone who likes it. Joe Harris hates the name too. Yeah. But he knows. It doesn't like the name, but I think they all knew if we could kick this can down the road just a little bit and maybe we hit the jackpot on the quarterback with the draft coming up in the second pick, maybe it's one less thing we got to worry about. What? Hands on the road. Hell of a lot of money. I can was put into a rocket launcher and, and shot miles away. Danny, back to the bigger picture point here, the thing that is so significant. It's not the name. It's not the future of the name. It's the embracing of major tuddy by Brian Robinson. My kids were fired. Oh, I know they were the mascot hug. I always love mascot stick under the goal posts. Like there's a misfield goal and the guy just like drops his head into his hand. Who, how is a mascot not hilarious? This big fat pig. It looks like me, but with a pig head, there's a big squishy pig. He just walks out there like, Mr. Robinson, can I have a hug? And he's like, of course you can tuddy come over here and he kind of, he like kissed him a little bit like they didn't, but his face mask was touching a little bit. The tuddy's nose for some reason. The embrace is the funniest thing I've ever seen. It was so good. The touchdown was great. What do I have to do to get you to give major tuddy a hug? If I can arrange with the commanders to get major tuddy in here on Monday, or yeah, Monday if they beat the Ravens, can we get a video of you hugging major tuddy words like scholarship for my kids comes to mind? Okay. So you are able to guarantee me in writing that their higher education is paid for. I'll embrace that diabetic pig. I don't care. Drag lick the toilet seat or something today. I think you might have kissed the toilet seat because he said there's no way they scored 30 in a win against Jim Schwartz in the Browns. So you had to do it this coming week. I'm not suggesting like a lot of people keep sending us notes at Grand H. Paulson at Funny Danny that you put your left hand up and you see, I've caught, I saw, I've caught a lot of those. Who are we? People stop doing that now, haven't they, haven't they stopped doing the stupid embarrassing thing? No, they're still in. Really. I just don't see as much of it anymore. So I'm hoping that it died out and everyone has the appropriate amount of cringe in shame. They actually performed yesterday on the, on the concourse and they're at the stadium again. We were walking around Cincinnati. People were gone. So embarrassing. Who are we? And people would throw their left hand up. It's a thing, man. But more importantly, back to the task at hand. Oh, right. Yeah, sorry. I'll get major tuddy here. I'll do the hard part. Please don't do that. Waste of time and resources. I want you to give major tuddy a hug if the good guys get to five and one and I want a metabolism. See what happens first. Don't do that. That's a waste of time and energy and effort. I will not embrace it. I'm not embrace him. I'm not embrace it. Whatever it is. I'm out. Darrus. I'm having a great time watching. If we get him in here. Are you kidding me? Absolutely. That's my guy. Wrap those paws around that big fella. That's my guy. What about you, Cleary? We got it. He doesn't have any ozempic or we go. But you still diabetic right now. Are we going to give him a big hug or a big old hug for major tuddy? I love major tuddy. Major tuddy's a little bit silly. Izzy. I think he's a great mascot. The little helmet. He's like half cute, half funny. I don't know if he's supposed to be funny or angry or I don't know what he is. I don't either. I don't know what he is either. Again, what's the animal? See what I'm saying? Like there's no. It's a hog. Yeah. Why? They're not the hogs. The hogs. I know who they are. Which to the old thing is it but the but it's the name of it's a whole wearing a commander helmet. I know it clears it up. That makes a lot of sense for people that want it to be cleared up. It does. No, I people who are just being obstinate for the sake of doing it. Everyone needs to admit it is at best confusing at worst and insulting pandering bit of nonsense. And then admit that Brian Robinson hugging him after his second touchdown was outstanding. What also sealed the deal? I get it's over now. But it did. Oh, that was the moment. Yeah. It's the symbolic and Brian Robinson hug of major tuddy and now the name will never change. Yeah, pretty much. It's that. And then the line around the block at the at the dumb team store with the with the with gear with the dumb team name on it. The only thing that would have been better than that and also more anger inducing for Danny is if Brian Robinson would have ripped his helmet off in the end zone, been penalized. Wouldn't it matter because the Browns couldn't have done anything. I was going to say what are they going to do with it? Would have put one of those big fluffy hats on that he wore in the locker room all the time. Those big fat hats. That's going away, right? That's right. But if you put that around spun it backwards like coach, bro, Sergeant slogan and then he gave a hug to major tuddy with the big hat that this stuffed animal had on. Yeah, that had been a 10 out of 10. That would have been even better. Can we hide one of those under the goal post like a Sharpie in the Salvation Army bucket or something in the end? Who is the Saints receiver, Joe, Joe Horn, Joe Horn, who did the selling? So you're going to you want to hide at one of those giant stupid hats. But good luck hiding that thing anywhere. Put it in the back of the end zone or just have major tuddy toss it to him. Yeah, those stupid things are visible from space. He scores every week. So let's bring major tunny to Baltimore. Let's have them under the goal post. He tosses them the big hat, be Rob puts it on and they do a big embrace or let's get a bonfire together. Put all those oversized hats in it and the original recording of one of my hands going in the air. Game balls to the best. I don't even know if we need to give out any gasters. We can try to find one or two, but this is a game ball kind of day. The commanders are four and one Ravens week getting started, but we're still looking back at yesterday's domination of the Cleveland Browns. A fourth quarter that Washington didn't need fans left with 10 minutes to go, not because they were so angry, but because there was nothing left to see because they came. They saw they conquered and their bourbon was waiting for them in the parking lot so that they could clink glasses and talk about how great their football team is.