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Chrissie Mayr Podcast
CMP 768 - SimpCast - Radix, Courtney, Keanu, Ariadna, MJ Murphy, Chrissie
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She's not trying to sound perfect. (music playing) - I'm taking the dog. Dumbass. - I'm taking the dog. (music playing) (music playing) - This is happy to have the attention. (music playing) - This is happy to have the attention. (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) - Faggot is rather an odd name. - Yeah, you know, it is a odd name. - The big does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here. - No, no, miss a step. (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) (music playing) - On your lip. I'm just gonna get in there. (upbeat music) Fill it in a few different times, just to kind of get a real deep color. And then kind of go in here at the lot. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (crying) Okay, I relationship with men and sex with men. (upbeat music) Yeah. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) Oh my goodness, hello, hello, welcome to Simcast. I just was enjoying that new intro. Thank you to Frank for making all my intros. Welcome to Simcast, everyone's favorite Sunday night appointment television, appointment internet. Whatever this is, thank you for watching. Thank you for being here. Oh my goodness, what a weekend. I can't believe it's Sunday already. It's been so busy. What a whirlwind, Fenty on Friday. And then yesterday was a big show. We had a stand-up show at the Mount Kisco Lodge. It's basically like an elks lodge last night up here in Westchester in the Mount Kisco area. It was really fun, really good crowd, just folks, like just a lot of middle-aged men, which I find are kind of like my primary demographic. Like the people that enjoy me the most tend to be like, yeah, men between 30 and 70, is that middle-aged? Everyone but the youth. And it was good, it was myself, Gina Visconti. I was hosting, and I hadn't hosted in a while. So I don't know, I struggle with like insane imposter syndrome. So I always have this moment before a show or like in the days, weeks leading up to a show where I'm like, am I even still funny? Can I even do this still? Like what am I just a mom now? I have like an identity crisis. But then the minute you get on stage, the second you start talking to people and it's just you and the crowd, everything melts away. And you're just in the present moment and it was so much fun and I was still funny. So it was a hoot. And then they had a raffle, they had a 50/50, which is where you win money. And I said to them, I'm like, look, if we need to make the prizes a little more interesting, I can donate a pair of my panties. And they said, that's quite all right. We will not be needing that. And they raffled off a bunch of random sort of football, paraphernalia, I don't know if it was like OJ's glove or whatever, I didn't look very closely. But the one thing I did notice that I did put all of my raffle tickets on was a photo of Derek Jeter, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza and some other guy. I put all my tickets, I put all my eggs in that basket and they did not pull my name. Instead this guy in a pink shirt won four of the six prizes. And like a good host, I called him gay off the bat. I was like, oh, there's a gay guy in a pink shirt. Like it's the simplest things that get people. And then that, of course, was one of the running jokes for the whole show. I know he really appreciated that. But it was just so fun. They served hot dogs. The food was not ideal. I did not have any of the comedy show hot dogs. And then there were like many bags of chips. We went to Starbucks before, I had some egg bites and a decaf latte. 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Chrissy Elon Musk is being made fun of as autistic or dorky in speaking at the rally. As Chrissy would say, what does it take to be Elon Musk required dorkiness and studying all the time? Not social skills per se. Yes, you don't get to be a billionaire without being a total dork. I'm just happy. You know, Elon's not like a total loser. He's pretty baller. He's baller compared to the rest of us. So I'm not gonna make fun of him. Two ATAC air operations. Thank you for gifting five Chrissy Mayor memberships. And night owl, ooh, ooh, ooh. Gosh, you're beautiful on level. Let's stop, let's stop it. Go on. You know, who else is beautiful and lovable? The great, the beautiful, the hilarious, the soon to be wedded Keanu Thompson. I'm going to be a wife soon. You're going to be a wife soon. She says, as she looks out into the horizon, I'm going to be a wife soon. Hi, Chrissy. I just left you. Sorry. Sorry for being late. And I know you're great. I'd only be five minutes late, but then we walked in and my, I ordered this corset for, I know it sounds crazy. They're rehearsal. For the rehearsal. And it came in the mail. You had to try it on. Oh, yes. And come to find out, those things are very hard to get off by yourself and put on by yourself. I was stuck in it, like arms overhead. I'm like, I'm coming, Chrissy. I'm coming. I feel like I'm a freakin' shoot. Call the fire department. Get the jaws of life. She was like, am I allowed to see this? I'm like, it's just for the rehearsal, you freakin' know. Yeah. Like, you'd be casually trying on your wedding dress in your apartment. Yeah, I know. Believe me, it's sitting right there in that suitcase. I'm like, should I take it out and try it on, but I haven't. Can't disturb it. She's asleep and she will not wake until, and it's time. I've had a lot of self-restraint, because if he leaves that, then when he leaves the house, I'm just like, take it out. Put it on, walk around. Oh. No, because you might spill something on it. I mean, like-- Oh, no, you might, I will spill-- I went, but when Keanu, I'm not gonna spill too many beans, but I went with Keanu to like, you know, for the dress process, because I took it to the place I went, 'cause they're great, and they actually have a whole room full of sale dresses. And the sale dresses are just what dresses should actually cost. You know, like a lot of people, like they wanna spend like eight or $10,000 on a dress, which is absurd, and I don't know how people can afford that. And I think just the wedding industry hypes women up to a degree where it's like a combination of a lot of things. I think women who are obviously not standing of comics who are not used to having the attention on them or streamers often, like we have a tension on us often. So it's not like our wedding days. Oh, it's my day. It's my only day to get attention and shine. No, we don't-- And never again. Yeah. Yeah, no. Never again. So, and I think you just, you know, big wedding convinces you. You know how this big form of this big wedding convinces a gal that they deserve to either go into insane debt or blow through their parents' money with wild abandon to get these things. But if you spend a little bit more time, you can get something good that's not necessarily gonna break a bank. So anyway, we went to this place and they were like, "Oh, you're flying with your dress. "Like, just bring your suitcase and will." And they kind of just delicately, they turned her and slide out. Yeah. And it's like, they didn't like, like, they were tucking her into a little bed. Yeah. And I said, "Oh, come on, dress." And then, yeah, they're like, and, you know, you have to carry it on. You cannot. I'm like, what, I don't put it in beneath the plane. They're like, "Are you stupid?" Like, no, you have to put it with the chickens and steerage. No. I'm like, "Can you just mail it?" They're like, "But what if it doesn't get there?" I mean, things get like, "Yes, you're right." That's true. But, no, you took me to the best place. 'Cause I went to that golly a lahav. And yes, of course, the dresses are beautiful. But I'm like, "First of all, this is $8,000. "This one's $10,000." You could've pulled it off, too, though, because you have a model-esque figure. Like, you look, I took these pictures of Keanu in this dress place. You look, it was like a bow, it was like a cover shoot. She looked so good. Oh, you have to wait. She's the guy. But you can just walk into a place and put anything on, and it looks great. I almost felt like I didn't, but the place that we went that, I mean, we looked at not the Sail Rack, then you brought one from the Sail Rack, and I put it on, and I'm like, "That's it." I mean, need I say more? Just take this out, hike this lid up here, and I mean, everything, they made it a breeze. So, it was too cute. I love, and I don't know if, I don't know. I think we can say that. Should we say the place we wait 'til after the wedding? I don't know. I don't want anything to mess with anything. I'm overly paranoid. Yeah. Well, I'll tag them in the photos. Yeah. And the alterations that they did, they did exactly what I asked. And even though they were like, "What? Are you crazy?" You would never. And then you're like, "This is my rules, okay? Welcome to my town." All right, they were doing things in my way. And then they were like, "You were right." And I'm like, "That's what I want to hear." Yeah. And they have an in-house woman who does the alterations. They take out a little bit of a little loot, and they go, "Toot-toot-toot." And she runs out with a pin cushion on her wrist. She's actually just a small Italian woman who probably sleeps there. She runs out of the bathroom. I think she has a clock in the back, most likely. And a water dish. And so they just call her out. And she has a whiz, like a master alterations check. And the alterationist? Alterationer? A tailor, a master of the alteration arts. Seamstress? Seamstress, yes. Seamstress of the night. And you know what? I truly never even, she's small and fast. And before you know it, she's pinned you up and gone back to the back. I couldn't tell you what she looks like, because she's just like, "Toot-toot-toot." And then she, it's like she was never there. So these people are-- Yeah, very fast, pop-notch, yeah. Ran around you, and you were like Cinderella. It was like, "Ah, it was like dust." And glitter that settled. Birds were there, yeah, it was crazy. Planning a wedding is a delicate dance between spending money on yourself that you can within reason, but then also realizing, I could get this on Amazon. I could get this cheap somewhere else. And then what's worth your time? Like, I could make these flower ranges myself. I could make this. But do you want to spend that time doing that right before your wedding? The day before, yeah, or me and my mom going to be hanging out, making arrangements? No, but people do it masterfully. Yeah. Oh, do we have-- We haven't had the back. Hello, Radix, Radix is here. She doesn't have a camera. I didn't even know you were going to jump on, but maybe you just came to say hello. Yeah, I wanted to jump on and say hi. I just apologize for my boomer mom. I usually don't make mistakes like that, but first, whatever reason, I just didn't put it on my calendar, like a goofball. No, it's my fault. I usually make a group chat a couple days before Sunday, and I didn't-- first, I didn't even put you in the group chat. I didn't make the group chat until five minutes before I started, and then I forgot to put you in it, and then I just sent you the link. So it's my fault. Well, I'm glad to be here anyways. I could hang out for a little bit. Good. Please do. We are-- Oh, I just feel bad that I'm not on camera. Sorry, guys, I'll come back on next time I'll be on camera. I promise. Yes, just to describe what you're wearing, and you're under weird all that, and we'll take a pin here. Keanu was getting married next weekend. So we were just talking about-- Congratulations, wedding key time. And also, even without the cameras, that's a lovely headshot you have there. I almost like the-- It's adorable. Yeah, don't panic here. But you're here. It's so weird talking to an avatar, though, I know. It just feels like the movie Herr. Oh my god. Yeah, it does, and I love it. Yeah, you're like our AI girlfriend now. I love it. There you go. I'm sending Kim. Kim Cole through the link. I can't believe that we're almost at Halloween already. I know. I'm not OK with it. Yeah. I feel like this whole year's gone by so fast. I'm mad. I'm mad about it. All of a sudden, it's freezing cold. How'd that happen? Yeah, what happened to the slow trailing off summer? Indian. Yeah, summer in New York, they call it, right? Where's the Indian? Yeah. It's something about October. It's-- yeah, Indian summer. It's an Elizabeth Warren summer. Exactly. Kim Cole, thanks for the yellow boy. Let me know if y'all need more sim casters tonight. I'll be up with the pregnancy insomnia watching either way. Congrats on the upcoming wedding day, Kim. I just think you'll like keep me nodding. Wow, this guy broke up with his girlfriend tonight. French TV. I am finally single. He's announcing here. Oh, my geez. He's letting the ladies of sim cast know that he is up for grabs. French TV, describe yourself and what you're looking for. Let the chat know. We'll find you someone. Are you seeing anybody? Christina, are you married? I forget you. Yes. I'm married. You're married. When did you get married? Oh, a long time ago. Did you feel like you made a big fuss over your wedding and did you feel like you kept it? No. No, no. Low-key. Low-key. Yeah. I feel like I was-- I made some fuss, but within reason. Like I didn't-- I feel like I spent a lot of my own money, but-- Well, yeah. I wanted to, it was worth it, and it's just a big-ass party. So no regrets. There's nothing wrong with a big party that you remember. Or maybe don't remember. I-- and I was telling Kenny, like, when things go wrong, because they will, you have to just let them roll off your back. Like, I wish I was focused on being in the present moment more than being like, what is the Trump impersonator? He's-- you mean, it's late. He's twice like-- [INTERPOSING VOICES] And the band completely ruined the way they were supposed to bring him to the stage. Like, they botched his intro and like that. That was bothering me, because like from a producer's standpoint, I was like, I'd just like things to be done right. In a certain way, Frank and I both were like, we're normally in charge of things like this. Like, we're normally-- Or you have to let go when you just take the wheel. You got to just-- Oh, yeah, yeah. Exactly. That's hard, especially if you're like a perfectionist, you know? And like, details matter. Especially when it comes to like, yeah, like, he's going to start like, we know how long his set is. What was it, 20 minutes? We know when it'll start. We know, like, where it comes in the schedule of things. So-- So yeah, it just was a little bit. Because then we had some like, dead air people. Because it-- Of course, the drum came on. --would think any moment of your wedding reception was dead air. I just like, well, there wasn't something happening. Right, it wasn't dead air to anybody else. Like, there are people just want to see you hanging out. It was the point in the night where they would usually do the garter toss. And so instead of the garter toss, I'm like, oh, I'm like, Trump was supposed to come up holding my garter belt. And then like, he wasn't doing that. Trump did not get the garter belt, and then he played. And I was like, huh, I just really wanted it to be like-- A good production for the people. For the people. It was a great production. No one saw it. It was seamless. No one knew anything like that. Ooh, Filthy has a clip here. Maybe we'll-- Also, Ari-- Sorry to make it about me. Ari is here. We're going to bring Ari in. And because Ari has some interesting news that we will discuss before we get into that. I would like your hair, Chrissy. Thanks. I don't know what happened. The intro was playing, and I was like, I'm going to throw it up like I'm seven years old. Half up, half down is coming back. Yeah, that's true. Actually, yes, it is. Oh, here was-- oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah, it was Trump. Here was Trump. Just a little throwback. Oh, yeah, that was so cool. This is so great. Ari! It was a beautiful, beautiful celebration. They said, well, they said it's a great celebration tonight. Some of your biggest supporters will be waiting for you at this wonderful party. I said, who's that? They said, prank a Chrissy Pallycree, no. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, that's great. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Oh, this could feel awkward, because I was like, he's doing the bit. It's not really-- [INTERPOSING VOICES] Very insecure, apparently. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Frank's a great man. [INTERPOSING VOICES] He looks so pretty. [INTERPOSING VOICES] That's when I can fit into a dress. [INTERPOSING VOICES] He said, it's a great celebration tonight. And this was a Bob De Bono. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Will be waiting for you at this wonderful party. It was great. It was great. And here he was dancing with us. Oh, my God. That's so good. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Oh, my God. I love it. Look at Miley Mac with the garter on her head, because it was like, oh, yeah, I think someone was supposed to either put it on or take it off her-- Glen, Glen Kappa, because he caught-- I don't know, he caught something else. So he was like-- and she caught a lot, OK? Oh. And I think he was-- traditionally, the guy who catches the garter and the girl catches the bouquet, I suppose to like-- he's supposed to put the garter on her or something like that. And she's like, sweet and wholesome. So he just took it off or put it on her head or something like that. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Oh, that's so cute. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Garter should be worn. Exactly. Yeah, I had like the three shades of blue for the bridesmaid dresses. I'm sorry to make it about me again. Kim Colter is here. Hello, Kim. Put your phone horizontally when you get away. [LAUGHTER] Chrissy, have you ever heard of Charlotte Dobre? Charlotte Bruce, yes. So it's like a YouTube channel that goes over these like redits of like bridesillas. Anyway, I was just thinking about how you were not a bridesilla, but I've encountered it this year. So-- Have you been here? Oh, yeah. Well, so now my friend sent me this YouTube to make me feel better because it's called-- so it's like Charlotte Dobre is the Reddit. And then there's a thing called like a My the A-hole and like they'll explain the situation. And like it'll say like if you're at fall anyway. So now I watch those from time to time. [LAUGHTER] But I feel like it's very like you would like them. I feel like you could do your own version of it. Like maybe not bride, but like maybe like politics. Yeah. [LAUGHTER] I don't like to have brides little more. I feel like I had a couple of times where I stressed unnecessarily. Like I think they gave me-- But that's normal. --shades of blue for the napkin colors. And I was like, I don't know which-- [LAUGHTER] And guess what? Not one person cares about the napkins, you know. No one cares about the napkins. That's the thing. I care. My linens-- that's the thing I care about. My flowers, my linens, my table cloths, or this, my favorite color like this. The disco balls on the table, the flowers. Like that's the stuff I care about. But now that I've gotten all that out of the way, I'm like, I don't give a fuck. I don't even care if you're having good time. Look at this beautiful place in here. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. Yeah. [LAUGHTER] Dude, I don't know. But the linens, that's important. I know it. [INTERPOSING VOICES] I honestly don't even give a fuck about the food. I haven't gotten a cake. I'm like, fuck a cake. I got you a adorable macaroon, a macaroon bar, and like little things. Oh, my gosh. I love macaroons. I love macaroons. I was actually-- They're better than cake. Those are fancy. I have to get a frickin' cake. I know. I feel like what people remember, like the entertainment at Chrissy's wedding, it was so unforgettable. It was. It was. It was so good. Yeah. My favorite thing Chrissy Minne-Whiver said is there was a lag in the entertainment, because it's like you're producing your own show. Well, those things that I'm-- I'm like, what's happening? Dead air. People? There's no dead air. It's-- Oh, it's coming out. Oh, wouldn't you have dead air? Yeah? No? I don't know. Yeah. And then you had the funny flower boy. I remember all the entertaining part. Stan saw the flower dude. Yeah. He was nervous about that. That was cool. I was having the most tender moment with my dad. Like backstage before backstage. [LAUGHTER] Showbiz for walking down the aisle or chatting or whatever. And then we just looked to the side, and we see some movement. And it's Stansel lubing up his entire body. [LAUGHTER] And greasing himself down with no shirt on. He's just [INAUDIBLE] giving you all whatever it is, just making himself shiny and wet looking, which we didn't require. We didn't say. Very unbranding, though. I must lube yourself up before. Also, you had maybe flower girl and ring bear go down. And it was all like very nice music. And then the MGMT song came on. I just remember hearing all of a sudden it was like-- [LAUGHTER] [INAUDIBLE] I'm like, what is happening? Oh, that's why Stansel was in shorts and like a crop top. I get it. OK. That was good. But I thoroughly enjoyed it. There was no dead air at all. It was really good. Look at that puppy. Oh, my goodness. [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] The star of the show. The star of Edward. Definitely. He's always alert. He's never napping when you're streaming. Oh, he's not that bad. What's it? I don't know if this is unnerving or sweet, but I'll be falling asleep. And I'll just open my eyes. And I'll see her head right next to me. And her eyes are right open. She's waiting for me to fall asleep or something. Why shouldn't you know it doesn't seem to be weird? But it's also kind of cute. It's like endearing, no? Yeah. One human. In an odd way. Yeah, if it's a human. When I wake up in the morning, sometimes I'm just first open my eyes. He's lying next to me like this. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. And I'm like, get out. He's lying there staring at me. So Chongus and Bisconti have that in common. It's a hot thing, but also endearing. Yeah. And I always think like maybe she just thinks that she needs to babysit me because I'm not aware. I'm not conscious. My eyes aren't open, so I can't see. And so maybe she thinks that she needs to watch because I'm not watching or something. I don't know. So sweet. Very cute. She really is like-- Do you-- is she like a guard type dog? Kinda? Yeah, like she doesn't like other people coming near me. She's really very much like my shadow. Everything I do, she has to follow me around. She has to be in the bathroom and I take a shower. Or if I do any other things in the bathroom. Like-- Oh. Like every girl. I'm like, what? Private time? If I go to the bathroom, well, I mean, private time, I don't want to do that in the bathroom, but you know. I just feel like if I'm taking a piss or something. But like, if I go into the bathroom and she's not with me, I'll hear like a-- on the door and I'm like, oh, sorry. Like, I can't do anything without her being around. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah, she just wants to hang out with me all the time. All the time, the first limit. When I first got her, I remember one of the first walk I took Penelope and Kricket on without her. I was like looping around. Like my neighborhood's like figure eight shaped. And I was looping around and I just so happened to be cutting across where like, I share basically like backyard space with a neighbor behind me, right? So I was in front of their house and I was about to cut through and go like another way. But I could hear-- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, is that the noise? That's the noise. I guess that was the first because, you know, she was brand new to my house. I didn't really know what was going on. And I was like, I need to check that out. Yeah, I started looping around back just to my house instead. And it's getting louder and louder. And I started hearing her beating up the door. And I was like, oh my god, is she been doing this the whole time we were gone? And she just wanted to be hanging out with me. So I just was like, all right, I guess I'll leash her up and take her on a walk. And she's just like, yeah, I'm so glad you're here. I'm like, are you kidding me? Like, I feel so much better and relaxed now that I'm like, no, I'm on edge because I'm afraid that you're going to give yourself a heart attack if I leave the house. Oh, you have to become a stay-at-home dog mom in order to take care of this thing. It is very fun having a baby. Yeah, there are a lot of similarities. Yeah, exactly. If only you could let the baby out to go to the bathroom. She's not going to give you a little thing that motherhood is fixing over a dog ownership. I can't just put in a little door, let her fall. But the bean has already watched me go to the bathroom, take many showers. I don't know if it feels like punishment. Just like he's watching. He's in a little seat, just watching me take a shower. I can't shout it. It looks like I'm hanging out with you. It seems like that's where I used to live. Ugh. He needs to be fixed up a little bit. It's a disrepair. You need to get him little blinders, like the sleep shades. Just put him over his eyes so he doesn't watch you anymore. He's like, no, let me see it. K-Max, we demand Kim Colter. Wow, K-Max, we've been granted. We demand Kim Colter join the show. Always a good time when she is on. Courtney Brooke would be nice too. Look at that, K-Max, you got your wish. You wish granted. Push-up says, tell Gino I'm sorry I couldn't make it to Mount Kisco. Aw, and he shamed. Gino crushed. He did fantastic last night. She was so handsome and fun. You should be telling yourself, sorry, push-ups. What race was there? Race, if you're in the chat, I was going to see you last night. What a sweetheart, oh my gosh. So great. He gave the bean a little Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle sweater, so it's getting to be sweater weather. So we're going to have to throw that on him soon. "To a tack air, thank you for the orange boy." Chrissy, if I save 10 more lost dogs, will you tell me where one of those points is hiding? Word, Rob, oh, I don't even know. They don't tell me where the coins are, because they know that I would. They don't have the answer, the location is wrong. They know that I would fill the beans. Thank you for the orange boy. And Michael Gavanalli, hi, Chrissy. It's MGA, IDK, if you got my Twitter, DM about coming on the MGA show. I love to catch up on things, miss you. No, of course I got your DM, I'm just ignoring you. Yes, of course I got it. Um, thank you, Michael. OK, I didn't really answer that question, but that's fine. So we're going to catch up with everybody, but this is very interesting news in Ari's world here. And I think most of you should be familiar with this lady here. Oh, my gosh, her dear god about Taylor. Oh, Taylor, the Wrens lost her job at the Washington Post. She's moving on to bigger and better things, like her own sub stack. Oh, lovely. Oh, boy. We might remember Taylor as he, oh, my god, what? What don't we remember her from? Exactly. Ari was suing her and actually-- Like, go pass. Who do you guys? Could you say, Ari, that you won in a sense? I mean, I got as far as I could get without having to spend, like, 200 grand. So yeah, I did. You won. I mean, honestly-- and she pulled this whole thing when she was at the New York Times, and then she was at the Washington Post. But after I sued her, she, like, miraculously left the New York Times. I think she got fired, like, that time as well. And this time, I don't know if you saw my post, but I posted. So Taylor Wren's left WAPO to start a sub stack. Sure, because that doesn't scream, got fired, but make it sound trendy at all. I really like that. Yeah, exactly. What is it? It's just spin. Right, if she had done CR, it took her down. Like, did you read the whole story for a scene? She wrote her own press list. She's like, let the people know. I've moved, like, she's probably like, we spin this. It's a user magazine. We now live in a world where politicians can post their way into office. Memes fuel our stock market. An online culture and mainstream culture are so deeply intertwined. It's impossible to tell where one ends and the other begins. Kind of like a human-centered need. You have a vision. User Mag, where, one, the people and movements that are steering tech and internet culture from weird online phenomena, like this show, to under-the-radar trends, like this show, to content creators, like this show, platform developments, policy initiatives, and powerful forces that shape our online world. Okay, well, that's the kind of-- That was like the puff piece. I just put it in the chat, the New York Post. What really happened? Did you read the pollation? The pollation is wonderful. Well, can I just ignore the-- I don't know. This is like a puff piece, I think. I don't think that's really tall to happen. Exactly. New York Post is a little bit more small. I've always operated in a liminal space, often labeled an influencer. Oh, my God. We're content creator, as much as a journalist. I am, and I've always been, oh, the legacy media. It's not fed up for people like me. Yes, it is. And you survived the legacy media up until literally five minutes ago. I mean, I'm just going to say, I would much rather be called a content creator or influencer than a journalist these days. Yeah. I mean, that's where the future of this stuff is, is independent content. People are turning away from mainstream news because they realize that all this faith that they initially had in mainstream media was based on lies and that they have no obligation to not only tell you the truth, but to not tell you what's in your best interest to know. So I refuse to be as hard as a poll right now. Online, and to find their news. Right. And they can roll down the news. I mean, I know we have beef with him on the show, but Tom McDonald is a really good example of that. Somebody who said, like, F the mainstream entertainment sector, I'm going to have no producer, no manager. And I'm going to do it on myself. And I'm going to collect all the money for it. And you're going to sit by and cry. It's not, you know, Tim Poole, a major example. The funny part, though, is like a few years ago, I'm pretty sure that Substack offered Taylor like a $300,000 like advance if she wanted to leave. I forget if it was wall-boarding her times to leave and go there. And she decided not to. And part of the reason I remember she was saying it was because she was like, well, then, you know, that wouldn't basically cover all the travel, all the lawyers, because like, if you think about it, somebody that's like somebody that defames people constantly, like, they have to have somebody reviewing their work to, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, they have to have that legal team. Right. And like, without that, it's like very hard. But, I mean, she's now coming out of like a C media with like all the contacts. Like, you just saw like, dead, or what was it? Hollywood Reporter and all these ones are like basically writing puff pieces to promote her. But I don't think she's going to make it as a-- No, I don't think anyone's going to read her silly sub stack. Yeah, I'm going to pay to read that. He's a vile and disgusting person. But like, the way that she got undone is hilarious because it's literally like the left eats the left. Like just read what's going to happen. OK, I'm going to read this. She did it to herself. In the controversial WAPO Tech columnist, Taylor Lorenz, on Tuesday said she quit the left leaning paper weeks after the publication launched an internal review following her social media posts that called President Biden an award criminal. Lorenz, who hasn't published anything for the Bezos-owned broadsheets in August 7, said she was leaving in order to relaunch her own newsletter on the sub stack platform. Her surprise exit comes after she had previously told Box News Digital that she was on an overseas vacation and implied she would be back to work at the paper the week of September 30. The outspoken scribe came under fire after the post reported John Levine posted on X that Lorenz had uploaded to her Instagram account while attending a White House event featuring Biden in August. I do like that coat. The selfie showed her wearing a COVID mask with Biden in the background that was captioned war criminal. Lorenz initially said the image was digitally altered writing. You people will fall for any dumbass edit someone makes. She also told her editors the photo was a forgery. But National Public Radio confirmed the authenticity of the image. Oh, NPR is actually the one that are taking her out. She lied about that though. Like if you're going to go to the trouble to hold up the sign, why not stand by your convictions? Yeah, you may as well say nothing. But whatever, like no this was edited. You were the one that was part of having some level of forethought, which she just clearly lacks. The best part is to put it on her clothes, friends, and her clothes, friends are the ones that ratted her out. Yes, look at this, it's the best one. I'm just trying to be sneaky about it. Oh, boy. The Washington Post, which hired Lorenz in '22, launched an investigation, but has yet to reveal the results on Tuesday. The spokesperson for the paper confirmed Lorenz's resignation to pursue a career in independent journalism and we wish her the best. Yeah, here it is. I think she lied. That's why I think she got fired. There's nothing worse than somebody wishing you the best. It means fuck off and die. Oh, yeah. [LAUGHTER] Well, after she posted this, she never wrote again for Wapode. It was funny because I don't know, three weeks ago, I posted and was like, I'm pretty sure Lorenz is not working at the post. Does anybody want to send her an email to see if she's at working? And Shaya, Rachel of TikTok, sent her a message. And it just came back with a blank, not in the office type of thing. And then Taylor responded, I'm coming. I'm on vacation. I'll be back in a week. And then she came back and she's all of a sudden not at the post. So obviously, she was sitting down. Yeah, someone was up there. You're probably like, we have to fire you as you lie to your editors. Wow. And then they're like, how do you want to play this? Right. Do you want to make it look like you're quitting? Either way, you're down here. We wish you the best. It's only really funny that a close friend of hers, because I mean, maybe it's just my internalized sexism. But in my mind, I imagine the fake female friend that's just sitting by waiting for you. Everybody here knows the type of thing. There was four people that you want you to succeed at all. And just want you to bail. But pretends to be your biggest year leader type person. Someone who managed to get into her inner friend circle and was like, oh, this is it. But you never know, because there was a thing, a marketing thing that was just like, add everyone to your close friend. So that way that they all see your stories. So who knows? But she said that she only had nine people on her close friends and four people were like witnesses. Like four people come out to NPR. So like, have your friends-- [INTERPOSING VOICES] Girl. Well, they say, keep your friends close. Your enemy's closer. And you're going to put all of your enemies on your close friends on Instagram. It's just close with the ladies. I think it's just Karma, I think. She had it coming. I mean, now she's getting up to survive after-- But no, Ari. She just wants to get out of the legacy media. That's how she really feels. I like to be very vocal online, obviously. And I just think that all of that is really hard to do. And the roles that are available at these legacy institutions, her newsletter entitled User Magazine-- well, that's a horrible name. We'll cover technology from the user side. Lorenz has been at the center of a controversy during tumultuous career that includes stints at the Times and the Daily Beast. She was widely criticized for revealing the identity of loads of TikToks. We all know that. She appeared on MSNBC a few weeks earlier and broke down in tears while recalling how she faced harassment and critics online during her time at the time. She was sued by a businesswoman who claimed that Lorenz defamed her with the claim that she leaked nudes of one of her clients. That's what she did to me. What? Are you the businesswoman? Yeah. Yeah, she said I leaked nudes. Wow. Actually, we both do a businesswoman. That's like, oh, no, you're good news. That's bad. Actually, yeah. A business-- you have to add that to your profile, Ari. A businesswoman. Yes. [LAUGHTER] You're a businesswoman. A triple threat. A blonde. Businesswoman. And with that thing, I'm a business man. [LAUGHTER] Wow, so you know what? Let's pour one out for Taylor Lorenz. I know, I need to get-- I need to do like, Dave Portnoy, where he gets his champagne bottles engraved with all his enemies. I only really have one. And now, you know, he pops it open whenever they like, something bad happens to them. It's like comic, yeah. [LAUGHTER] That's like, well, that's such a genius level [INAUDIBLE] Oh, yeah. [LAUGHTER] Oh, wow. Oh, Jeremy Parker, thanks for the green boy. That raving lunatic tale of the ranch should be deported to Anthony. I agree with this. Oh, by the way. Isn't it ironic that at the end-- Rob's not fired for like, making fun of Biden and then like, lying to her editors? Like, that's just so funny to me. So if you were a woman post-- You can't call Biden a war criminal. It's really that serious. No, you can't lie about it to your editor. I think that's what it is. Yeah. I had talked to a guy that was a journalist, and he was like, it's a really big no-no in like real journalism that you don't lie to your editors. Not lying? You don't say. Journalists. Yeah. Wow. Wow. And they just don't know what they want. They just can't lie to each other. Yeah, yeah, they could lie to each other. You could lie about other people who are braising they want a lot about me. Yeah, you go to be real with me. No, but how dare you lie to your-- Do not lie to your editor. Do not lie to your coworkers. Wow. What a world we live in. Colton, Paul, Christina's secret Instagram is so good. Do you have a secret Instagram, Christina? It's not secret. It's just not well known. It's not me. Well, Colton knows about it, so-- Yeah, thank you, Colton. Colton looks like he's pleasuring himself to your secret. No! It's scary. Colton! It's wholesome. Colton, I'm encouraging you to read the Bible. That's what it does. Men jerk off to that too. Just to let you know what best is. No! But I can fetishize that. That's why the pages are all the way back to the other. Oh, my gosh. It's Sunday. It's the Lord's Day. It's the Lord's Day. It's the Lord's Day, everybody. That's what's the day of rest, Colton. [LAUGHTER] Let your genitalia rest. I know. Good grief. Let it all rest. Oh, this is big. This is big news. And this show got a big facelift. Are you guys familiar with Colton or Daddy? Yes. Oh, yeah. I saw the Kamala thing, and then I was bitching to Kyle. I was like, I can't believe she did him and not Trump. She's the biggest thing that happened to Sirius since Howard Stern now. She gets a $100 million deal. I hate this set. I hate this set. Like, he had a set earlier. It looks like a dentist office. Yeah, they couldn't have set her set with all the money that she's getting paid, really? Well, Denise, you're clinical looking. On her Instagram, it said that they were trying to set up a set at the win hotel. But then something happened. It looked very clinical. It looks like a dentist's waiting room. Very uncomfortable chairs. But then they're like, I don't know. We have a marble coffee table. I don't know. It just looks so old, too. Like, it doesn't look like a modern guy. Oh, yeah. Like, if you're an old dentist office from 1970 that we haven't updated what so ever would you like to set up here? Yeah, we'll do it here. It has potential. But again, they didn't even hang those photos up. They're all just, like, back there. Yeah, it needs a facelift. Those pictures, if you look close enough, those pictures don't aren't pictures. But those picture frames were just purchased and put up. And then that's the photo that came with. Yeah. Yeah, it's funny. Oh, my God. They didn't even bother to put some kind of image in there. Wow. That's somebody else. Very amazing. It's called very lazy. It's in it. Yeah. We're like, I don't care that she's running for president. Phone it in. I think she's like a little snippet in this video. And I want to pose this question. More to you and the daddy gang. But one of the biggest conversations is you're like, I also think it's Prashy to have your merch on display while you're interviewing, like, a presidential candidate. I think it's kind of iconic actually. She got famous by, like, giving lessons on BJ's, so-- Oh, my God. And I actually like her. That's what people have heard of her. Come on, here's-- I think she has a little bit of a sellout now. Maybe, Nell. Really? But I think she's-- I think she's personable. And she really garnered an audience with, like, a younger audience. I think she's-- I think she's cool. I like that she always wears a sweatshirt. And now she's with the president. No decorum there. But I'm not president. Jesus Christ, vice president. Hi, Mary Jean. Mary! Mary! Mary! Mary! Mary Jean Murphy popping her sim cast cherry, I think. I believe tonight. I could be wrong. Oh! We are watching-- we are watching Alex Cooper host Kamala on Call Her Daddy. And let's watch this little clippy. It's perfect. It revolves around a woman's body. Yup. I want to take a moment. And can we try to think of any law that gives the government the power to make a decision? I know what you're going to do. Look at cackles! A man's body. Look at cackles. No. These are many-- oh, nervous cackle. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's-- no. The demon couldn't help us. We are-- it worked for cackling. But here's the one of the many things I so love about our country. Part of the strength of our country and our evolution as a country has been through the fight for the expansion of rights, not the restriction of rights. She's so full of shit. She doesn't say anything here. She doesn't even answer her question, really. I mean, she doesn't-- You just heard from around the entire question. Yes, she doesn't. She doesn't. I literally don't want to-- I say that that work is born out of love of country. And it's hard work, but it's good work, and it's important work. Why? Because that's not what I asked for you. OK. It's just like word salad. It's utterly bizarre. The demon had to start cackling as soon as she mentioned a so-called woman's body. We all know what they're talking about. That's not a woman's body. It's a body inside a woman's body. Somebody else's body, a baby's body. Utterly demonic. Yeah, despicable and disgusting. And she's laughing about it. Each of us, and I think that-- Of course she is. You know, around election time, but every day, back to the conversation that we've been having about power, the beauty of a democracy is that we each, as individuals, have the power to weigh in on this stuff. And to the question, you're freaking weirdo. What are you talking about? Nothing of substance was said. She just talks in this weird word salad speaking in circles. It's so-- Could you imagine this for four more years? No. I guess that's a lot of politicians. Even Tim Woltz can't imagine it for four more years. It's interesting because her answer, she does pivot away entirely from the abortion topic, which is shocking because with this audience, whoever-- the target demo that's listening to call her daddy, they're probably all very pro-abortion. So why would she pivot away from it? Right, why would she pivot from it? They're definitely pro-choice human beings that listen to call her daddy. So you should just be able to answer the question, Kamala. Ooh. What? I do agree that they want pro-abortion, but also it's like, that's why I think maybe Alex Cooper sold out a little, because she came from Barstool. I mean, that's who made her in Barstool. Really? Oh, I didn't know that. Interesting. Has she said-- Oh, yeah, there's a whole-- You guys should watch the whole lore of it. She started it with the business partner girl. What? Really? I didn't know what the next girl and took the whole show. Oh, Sabrina, right? What was the name of the other girl? No, the other girl is Sofia with an F. Sofia. Sofia's boyfriend basically was like, you guys should be getting more money, and then tried to screw over Dave Portnoy, and Alex ended up making a deal with Portnoy, keeping the rights, cutting Sofia out, and that was-- She was true, a lot of hype, and Sofia didn't get a dollar. But honestly, Sofia and I shouldn't listen to her stupid boyfriend. Yeah, it's a letter there. Yeah. Here is another snippet from the interview. Oh, this is from Kim. Is this like the time she claimed she used to listen to Tupac and Dre in college while smoking weed when neither had put out music at that time. Harris was 56 years old when she started as VP. She probably wasn't having an abortion, but definitely if she had, she also referred to herself as president, so maybe she's just dumb. So this is a-- Holy cow. This is another Kneppy. Oh, yes. But with Kamala Harris is doing well, bodies are still being found in North Carolina, a sex podcast. I mean, it's an incredibly popular podcast. It's so disrespectful. Why, we're going to call it a sex podcast to me. Oh, isn't it like a dating and a sex or relationship podcast? Artic-- I mean, it's called Call Her Daddy, for Christ's sake. Well, yeah. Yeah, I mean, and I like Alex. It's just so funny to see this woman just like a complete-- I don't care what the hell she's just going to give them a role on that stage, is it a problem for her? So that's her and she's-- I mean, daddy gang, to put it in our TikTok terms. I have seen girls on the street walk up to men and be like, do you know where a tampon goes? Do you know how many tampons we use? Do you even know how like-- Do you know what a X or Y or Z is of a part of our-- and they don't know the answer? I was the first vice president or president to ever-- It was a tampon office. Go to a reproductive health care clinic, ever. Oh, she just admitted to-- What? I mean, important. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why did she do a vice president or a president? That's weird. Because she's currently-- Yeah, let's be real. Is it think of herself as the current president? Well, I mean, everybody should, because there's no way Biden is cognitively available. And then on a phone, she seems to-- she doesn't say outright, but seems to imply, through specific wording, like, oh, I saw reproductive health care, meaning abortion. And it's like, excuse me, you were 56 as when you started to be vice president. You were still having children. X stood out. I think she's saying she got a pap smear. Yeah, but again, the wording is very intentional, and I believe that is at least on purpose, because she might not be extremely intelligent, but she knows how to be manipulative. Yes. That's true. I have seen girls on the street walk up to men and be like, do you know where a tampon goes? Do you know how many tampons we use? I'm sorry, like this whole-- You know any-- What? You know any men who don't know where it ends up. If you're an entire, like, idea of politics and what you get fired up about is tampons, and it's so sad that men don't know what a vulva is, then you're doing pretty good in life, OK? If you're like, oh, can I have an abortion or not? Do I have to travel to a different state to have an abortion? That's your primary concern. You're doing pretty good. Exactly. Well, the rest of us are like, groceries. Can I eat this weed? Yeah. Yeah. Am I going to be phased out by AI? [INTERPOSING VOICES] How many women are going-- young women are going up to men on the street being like, do you know where a tampon goes? [INTERPOSING VOICES] How many men do you guys know who you would say doesn't know what's happening? Like at a child brothel, where else would this bizarre-- [INTERPOSING VOICES] --not all the time. And I don't see young women going like, hey, here's a dance. Do you know where this tampon goes, sir? [INTERPOSING VOICES] Anyway, I'm going to-- [INTERPOSING VOICES] I think maybe she may have been-- I don't know. She rose to fame because she's personable, I guess. There was enough people liked her to get her to where she is now. But I think she is currently not at a point to be able to speak on anything-- any issues relating to the election, because she's a multi-millionaire at this point. The average-- She can't relate with her listener. And so she's not-- like every other celebrity, she's not in a position to tell people who to vote for, because she's not living the life of the average American. What if we got Kamala on the show, and she was like, yes, she can call me daddy. I love that. I'll talk to you about tampon. Like, naps for Kamala. Like, I don't know if that's that. Yeah. I'm going to finish this whole time. Do you even know how like-- do you know what a X or Y or Z is of a part of our-- and they don't know the answer? I was the first vice president or president to ever go to a-- In office? They do not. We're not in a vice president or president. Look at that creepy look on Kackel's face. Why on earth would you even have that look on your face when talking about visiting a health clinic? Why would you have this creepy sociopath that grin on your face? Is that a real question? That's just her face. No. Did it sound like she did that while in office? Yeah. She did say while in office. Like, so what is it? And it's another one of those things where like the weed situation where she was-- people are saying, oh no, she wasn't actually saying she was doing it in college. And I was like, oh, so was she doing it when she was assistant to the DA and locking up people and hiding evidence and hiding false positive drug tests for people? Because that's even more messed up. Like, she's even retarded. And she doesn't remember that there was nothing as Dr. Dre at the time. Or she's little. And she was smoking weed and laughing about it while locking people up for doing the same thing. Maybe she's lying right now. That could be the last thing. She's so high right now. She does that. Thanks. Some of these comments are good. This is exactly what she'll be doing while your sons and daughters are fighting on a belt built in Russia. You know, Harris is a disgrace. She's an epic disaster. Not one with a functioning brain will vote for her. Oh my god. Oh. Yeah, and you shouldn't be wearing clothes that people can very easily look up the cost of like this. Like her or mezbelts? Or mezbelts, yikes. Yeah. Oh, when your belt costs more, then what you're giving to hurricane victims. Look at that demonic group. Like the creepy smile that she does where she stretches her mouth so wide. What is so funny that you have to do that? Like that is just. I think it's a nerdy tick. I think it's like a nervous reaction. Like I don't know what to do. So I have nothing to say. That's like the camera. That's all it is. It's just like this fucking. It's all filled the space with this cackle, right? Like people who have been a large demonic grin. Very disturbing. Oh, that's a little piggy. Yeah, I saw the one comment there that was talking about how much we sent to the Ukraine. Like if you divvy that up upon all the citizens there, it comes out to something like $6,500 per person. And here what it's like 750 per family is not even-- And aren't they saying they have to pay this back? Yeah, they say it's a lot. Oh, no, no way. I hate-- yeah, it's true. No, you can't make it up. Tons of money to Ukraine, to Israel, to Lebanon. After we gave Israel the arms and the money to drop the bombs on Lebanon, then we have to rebuild them. So Raytheon destroys, Halliburton comes in and rebuilds. And it's a little game they play. It's very disgusting and very dark. So when is Ukraine going to pay us back? Yeah. Please. Is that-- These are the burnings that they need for that. Is that what China's thinking about us? When are they going to pay us back? Do we all get to build that any-- China's whether we're not Israel and the Ukraine and all the other places. And none of us are going to get our money. It's shameful. Quite. Yeah, it really is. It would be nice if they're like-- each American can have a free trip, like a free trip to Ukraine if you want. That's OK. I don't know why. I would like to at least get some footage of what's happening, you know? I feel like if I'm moving this shit, I want to at least see what's going on. I just won the bombing video, just won. That's all I can. [LAUGHTER] I think it's like the term that it's happening. We were just at a wedding. And Kyle and I were at the table with like the most kind of LA people. And there was-- anyway, there was like a trans girl next to me. They probably were like, we'll put already at the LA table. She'll go. Yeah, yeah. And I guess we had been drinking-- well, Kyle had been drinking a lot. Because he's usually very like not shy, but just like, you know, kind of put together. But anyway, somebody started talking about Springfield, Ohio. And his aunt is from Springfield, Ohio. And so he goes to Springfield, Ohio every year. And they were like saying something about the dogs and the cats. And he's like, actually, he's like, I don't know about the dogs and the cats, but I have an eyewitness. I have several eyewitness friends who have seen the geese being taken up. So they're definitely eating the geese and the dog. They're eating the dog. And everybody was dead serious, and he did not care. He was like, I know for a fact about the geese and dog. This is happening. This is happening. And I have eyewitnesses. Oh, no. And everybody was just like, they were good sports about it. They were laughing. I'm like, no, he's telling the truth. He was-- I need to just stick up for Springfield. Did the LA people get on your nerves? Ari, like, what did you try to make small talk? No, they were nice. They were all nice. Yeah, we were just sitting there for the food part. And then we went dancing. So it wasn't like-- It was a scary way from these people. Yeah. Good. Push-ups said, whenever Kamala speaks, I hear Keanu. Push-ups, thank you. I have nothing to say. That's pretty good. Jeremy Parker, call her baggy sweater girl is annoying in that girl's. Yeah, I am annoyed. I know that sweatshirts are very hot right now. It's very Gen-Z. Very Gen-Z to not look like you care about your appearance, but I'm not a fan. I just took off my sweatshirt. It's probably a $500 sweatshirt she's wearing, honestly. Yeah. Yeah, probably. I just-- I don't know, maybe I just-- Rich people bother me. Oh, actually. You don't know why. Yeah. It goes next to when I was a kid. And I would just be jealous of the kids who would have fancy lunches. What's a fancy lunch to you? Oh, I'll tell you what a fancy lunch is to me. I'm deli lunch. I'm talking white paper-covered bagel sandwich with a snapple. And that too is in a white paper bag. And I'm over here with a PB&J that's been at the bottom of my backpack. And then I sat on for two periods, not periods, but like classes. [LAUGHTER] Sandwich was made for-- [INTERPOSING VOICES] It was a peanut butter sandwich before her peeing. Somebody's doing well. Oh, what do you guys have cable to? You know, that's why I had Eddie Murphy raw, the South Park movie, and the bird cage all memorized back in high schools, because I didn't have cable. All I watched were those three VHS tapes. [INTERPOSING VOICES] All right, we had this other little clip from Call Her Daddy. This was from-- oh, we love Mary Morgan. Wow, Trump just got the official invite to appear on Call Her Daddy, not going to lie. I really didn't expect that from Alex Cooper. Should he do it? I can think of so many ways this could go terribly for him, but I also kind of want to see it all. What does she say here? Oh, I say yes. You should definitely do it. I don't know if it's a conversation we reached out to former president Donald Trump to come on the show. If he also wants to have a meaningful in-depth conversation about women's rights in this country, then he is welcome on Call Her Daddy any time. I want to talk about women's sports. Just women's rights, not-- That's it. That's all she cares about, like really? Well, you should hear about women's rights, though. Why wouldn't she be against abortion? Doesn't she care about unborn girls in the womb? Like the most vulnerable people can't stop themselves? Like, she doesn't really care about women's rights. He doesn't know about anything else going on in politics. Has she been educated on forced abortions? Does she know about women who've been coerced and pressured by not just health care providers, but sometimes men in their lives that held them to do something that scars their soul and their bodies sometimes. Her new periodility issues. Yeah, I mean, does she really-- This is my problem with Taylor Swift as well when they try to talk about these topics. They're so ignorant. It's like, you obviously didn't do any research at all. So you're pretending to care about this as just superficial nonsense. It's one thing I think that shouldn't even be in politics. I think it's between a man-- Or a circuit, not me. She's a woman, her doctor, and her god, or whatever. I think it shouldn't even be a topic having been in politics at all. I think it's in your religion, your body. It should not even be a subject. The problem with that is that there is an insane profit-- there is an insane profit incentive behind women getting abortions. And like, honestly, maybe even that maybe bothers me more so than the abortion itself. And I will own that. But the idea that the reason that these women are coerced into these positions and the reason that they're not armed with proper information about the potential hazards and their alternative options is because these people, if you look up Dr. Ulrich Kopfner, make a fortune in the black market alone off of selling baby organs. But that's why they wanted to expand the length of the time that you can get an abortion. That's why they do all of these things. So if you want to-- we could talk about women's rights, whatever, I don't believe it's not your body, it's your baby's body. But we can have that conversation separately. The profit incentive behind the abortion industry is perhaps, like I said, it's more disgusting to me than the actual death. Because there are situations where it's a risk to the mother's life, that makes sense. And honestly, there are situations where I can understand the psychological torment of carrying a rapist child. Although I may not necessarily agree with it fully myself, I can at least wrap my head around that. But if you look up, like I said, Dr. Ulrich Kopfner-- I forget if it's Kopfner or Kopfner, when he was a former abortionist doctor. And when he died, they had already terminated his license to practice medicine. But when he passed away and his family went to go look through his stuff, he had the bodies of 3,000 babies, 3,000 important children in his property, what his home property, what that means for the people who need me to connect with Dr. Ulrich. What kind of property is he with abortion doctors? And he lost his license. But even when he died, even though it had been years since he had been legally allowed to practice, he still had these reported people in his house. And I wonder why, because he was using it to make a profit. And then there's the replicating of the children who are born during their abortions, and they're left to die or they're murdered. So again, we can have the women's rights conversation. But all of that is a distraction for like the true evil of why abortion is wrong and should be completely outlawed. At least if you take away the financial incentive, none of these people would argue to cancel abortion. Because there would be no reason. Yeah, if you know that your placenta-- your placenta is worth $50,000, that placenta. Your baby is worth $50,000. No, I think it is a placenta. Your placenta is worth $50,000. Yeah, it's worth $50,000. That's why when I went both times, I made them give me my placenta. Me too. Both times. They tried to charge me for taking my own placenta. Big. Oh my god. Big. Oh, those steps, though. I got with these ladies, too. I fried mine up and ate it. Holy cow, the dangerous people are beautiful and disgusting. And I don't care how many people I don't know. Oh, Maryteen, that's awesome. You're just the good ones. There's the exceptions. They're far and few between, and you should assume that your doctor doesn't give a shit about you until proven otherwise. And I hate to be that person, but-- On the forest, you don't even believe anything else. Yeah, absolutely. It's true. It's so perfect. It can't best me. What are you doing? They're like, what's your plan for your placenta? What are you going to do with it? I was like, what do you care? And it would be-- That's your business. I'm going to put it on my nightstand and talk to it. What does puppy in a jar grow a new human in it? They had to do a blood test. Turn it into jewelry. Was it happy? They did some kind of blood test on me to make sure I didn't have something before I could get my placenta. But I was like, yeah, if I'm taking 50 grand out of your pocket, that makes me happy. I'm like, I'm throwing it in the backyard. So-- Well, then itself, why does it matter if you have some disease or infection? Like, it came out of your fucking body anyway. So like, if you're already infected, why does it matter? Well, because they don't want to make sure-- Placenta cookies and handing them out. I don't know. I don't know. I don't think they'll probably lose their way to try to get more money out of your placenta before you took it away from them forever. That was literally all it is. Yeah. Don't dissuade you. I just took mine. It's no problem for you. Yeah, I took mine too. I took both times, I took mine, because I was not going to-- like, no, you're not going to profit off of it. And then, of course, I contested each time when they tried to say, oh, well, like, here's the charge for taking your placenta. You want to charge-- OK, if you want to charge me a dollar for the little plastic bin you put it in and maybe a dollar 50 for the ice bag that you put next to it, sure I'll pay that. But like, I'm not paying for my own freaking organ. You're out of your damn mind. That's why I wonder-- When I thought the staples take it out of my head, they wouldn't let me keep them. I wonder why. [LAUGHTER] I know, they're going to have my wisdom teeth pulled. Like, I had all four of my wisdom teeth. When I have my wisdom teeth pulled, they wouldn't let me take them. And I was like, but they're mine. What are you going to do with them? What if I want to make the necklace out of them? Like, what? Yeah, I know. Why are they-- why do they want to keep them? I know, I mean, I wanted to keep them, because they looked really cool, because they're all like bent and curly looking and-- Yeah, you can make jewelry out of them. Yeah, I got them on the tooth of mine that I got ripped out. My friend, Amy, wanted it. Why, I don't know, but I gave it to her. It gets us to do what's wrong with this. Yeah, I'm like, what? No, they wouldn't let me keep my staples. They were like, what's wrong with you? Why would you want to keep these? I'm like, well, I just think it's cool. They're in my head. No. They're like, shut up, count it. No, get out. I still have the baby's piece of belly button. Yeah. Yeah. I have the envelope. I have-- I told you guys last time, I have a print of my placenta from the first time and something else. I have like a-- I wish I had taken a picture. Because it looks so cool. It's huge. It does look so great. How did you do it? Like a Jackson Pollock? Like you threw the placenta. No, I didn't do the placenta. I absolutely did my placenta. Offered to add that on as a bonus thing. So when she defrosted it and had used all the bits of it, she took it and she basically laid it all to canvas as a print and then picked it up. I was thinking, like, when your dog dies and you put its paw in a piece of clay, you didn't do it right now. No, no, no, no. Like, it was like an actual print of the thing. Wow. That's pretty rare. Like a horse dog. I don't know. One of those things that I was-- first of all, I will blame the pandemic and stir craziness. And second of all, that combined with first time pregnancy-ness, I was like, oh my god, I'm going to run one. I want to remember it's safe everything. I did, like, a belly cast, too. Oh, that's cute. That's a picture of her sleeping in that I decorated with seashells and painted, because-- Where are those things now? I needed things to do. Yeah, I didn't do a belly cast. My parents, either at my parents' summer home or in a storage unit or thrown away. They're in one of those three places. I didn't keep them very good track of any of them. I mean, I kept all our pictures and all-- and the footprint and all that. But I don't know where the bronze umbilical cord is. Imagine you have a yard sale or a large sale and your belly cast is there. You're always imagined that I forget to pay my storage unit fee or something retarded like that. And then, like, living in it. They're like, you're using your belly cast through it. And they're like, what is this? Wow. I didn't get a belly cast, but I did save the biggest pair of pants that I wore when I was pregnant. And have that as a reminder of how real things got. Oh, yeah. I don't really, like, could pop any minute status. So, like-- Yay, really? Yeah, I'm going Halloween, but, like-- Wow. No, I was-- I was doing Halloween and I came early. Both of my other kids were past their due dates. But this is my third child. And it tends to pick up quicker the more you have. So, my belly-- Do you feel that nervous? She's really low in me right now. Wow, that's so neat. Does it get easier with each one? Um, really less nervous about-- Easier in some senses, like, especially now that I've, like, the third time around, I've had a boy and a girl. So I have all the clothes. I have all the baby things. I have all the bassinet, the, you know, the little rocking chairs. I have everything I need in that regard. So I really did feel like I could focus more on taking care of myself and preparing my body, which I also think is why I've gained less weight during this one than any other pregnancy I've had. But that also has to do with the fact that I only eat food for my local farm now. So these are both-- Wow. Good. They're great. Oh my god, I would die without them. That's cool. Because I kind of got a little too woke on the, like, everything is poison thing and just freaked out and started trying to find alternatives for everything. But I would say, yes, more than not, it does get easier, especially because I feel like now after the-- it was a little more stressful thinking about, like, oh, how am I going to go from one to two than it is? Or how am I going to go from two to three? Now that I already have multiples, I kind of already, like, have the routine down. They are kind of starting to get a little bit more independent and smart. So I feel like, yeah, it definitely gets easier. And all of my mom friends of, like, four plus are like, oh, so, like, when are you going to have number four? Because you can't have number three, not number four. And it's like, oh my god. Wow. That's neat. Yeah. To wrap it up for you, you may as well make it an even number. Right. Exactly. And actually, statistically, families that have three children tend to be way more stressed out than families that have two, just because of the dynamic of the two-on-one that typically tends to happen. When you have that-- Is there ever enough cereal at home? That's what I always think. Is there ever enough cereal in the box? Like, one box of cereal goes through, like-- Oh, especially now, kids. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, you know, they're both still-- my oldest is three. So, like, she still has-- Oh, my-- you know, there's so many young babies that. Holy moly, you're brave. Oh, I couldn't ever-- Well, I mean, my daughter's three. My son's going to turn two right before I have the baby or right after. We'll see. So, yeah, I'm having them, like-- It's good for you. That's badass, though. Yeah, I know. This is real humbling. We would be dead. We're also just using Catholic birth control over here. So, whatever God plans-- That's what I did. Yep. [LAUGHS] Um, but, you know, we both come-- we both, like, decided way before we got married. Like, we definitely wanted a lot of kids. We definitely wanted to, like, have a big, happy, loving homeland, because-- Aww, that's so sweet. I love that. That is so sweet. Oh, wait, I have a-- I have a relevant-- My husband's just taking a wonderful tune. Aww, wonderful tune? A wonderful tune. I'm building him a militia. I saw this today. This made me laugh. I want to live on a farm is code four. I want to get away from black people. [LAUGHTER] Is that what this is? I know that I want to go swimming. [LAUGHS] Right, right. I want to go swimming. Well, I want to live on a farm, really, is code four, is I want to take cute Instagram pictures with animals, and while I'm wearing pretty dresses and-- Oh, I met that girl. [LAUGHS] I've met that girl. No, arena farm. Yeah, I met her at the Miss-- No way. Misses America in Vegas. She was like, yeah, what is she like? She seemed so elegant. It was really sweet, actually. She was really nice. Is she-- is she Mormon? I don't know. I don't know. Anyway, she was really nice. Oh. I think she had-- like, we just chatted for a second, because she-- I think she got smeared. Like, I think a reporter, like, went to her house, and then, like, smeared her. I was like, yeah. [INTERPOSING VOICES] And then tried to paint her as a guy. Welcome to the club. Yeah. Crazy. Oh, yeah. I was just thinking, like, if Trump-- if Trump did go on call her daddy, I think he could nail it. I think he would be-- He could. She would be reversible. He's so personal, and so nice. He is. So, like, when they got in a situation where he could just be casual, he'd nail it every time. I think he would. I think he would watch the one with him in the comedian, though. It was kind of awkward. Which one? Beobon. I was like, it was, like, interesting. I wanted some of it, and then it went private. I think Alex would be good interviewing him as well. She's-- she's personable. She-- hopefully, she puts fuse on, and maybe, you know, something that's not a sweatshirt. But, and, like, I think we could be OK talking to him as well. That might be really interesting, yeah. And then maybe all of us all, you know, we might think a lot of, you know, very liberal women might not think that he's such a monster, because I, to me, you know, I don't think that he would. Yeah, I think that it could be, you know-- I think he should do it. Yeah, and the people-- Why they think he's a monster? Because they don't actually ever listen to him speak. They listen to clips about him. And then what I love about him is that he's not a politician. You know what you're getting with him. And he really just cares. He doesn't just care about one side or the other. I truly believe he just kind of cares about everybody. And also-- Yeah, he loves America. And he wants to bring it back again. I mean, that's what make America good again means, you know? Right, yeah. It's literally like a daddy. That's right. Yeah, he's America's daddy. Yeah, I know. So too bad now. Solving the world's problem on the woman, on the Trump-- Iconic. Gabrielle might-- will Kamala Harris be making a guest appearance on SimCast this month? You know, we have extended an invitation. I've given her a four-cackle maximum. We'll see. We'll see if we-- [LAUGHTER] I'm hoping to get to it. Makes sense. We have an offer on the question. Wow. What does it count? It's just being a dead dollar. Whoa. It pushes you to get a weight. You get a dollar. You get a dollar. Where you get a dollar? Trump. Oh, my god. Oh, wow. Wow. Push it up. The Trump and the Speaker Johnson make you cream aid into a loan. Trump also promised that, as press, to make more loans that they can pay back if they strike it rich, if not, he said they don't have to. OK. I don't understand this question. He spent $10 to say that. And he never does that. And I was to confuse me. What he well spent. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. [LAUGHTER] Let's mix it up. Let's lighten. Let's lighten. Can I just say, when Trump becomes President again, I really hope that he makes Alex Jones Press Secretary. I think that would be fucking amazing. That would be cool. It would be interesting, at least. How did you not really understand? No, this is always fun. I want to teach an Australian to say no. Let's begin. Repeat after me. No. Nor. That is not correct. No, it's spelled N-O. No, nor. No. No, nor. That is actually spelled N-A-U-W-R-E-I-G-H. Say no. Nor. No. No. Oh my gosh. No. No. Nor. Nor. Wow. Everyone else in the world can say no and pronounce it correctly. But Australians are hopeless. Thank you so much for watching. Aw. It's purple burglar alarm all over again. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] I like very much gave me to like speaking to a toddler vibes. Like, OK, say. Oh, man. If you don't ever say that, then maybe you just don't know how to say it. You guys, you were sitting way too close to her. When I seen this, this is kind of going to upset the whole internet. As someone created a YouTuber penis prediction chart. [LAUGHTER] And there are no names on this. You just have to do your best to figure out. They have a girth on the side here and length going across the bottom. So this means the Count Dancula here is literally in-- not even chode territory. They have him at the bottom of the barrel for girth and both length. And Shad, Shad Brooks, they've-- someone has guessed that he has the both girthiest and lengthiest package in the internet. And then we have somewhere in the middle, Tim Poole. I see Stephen Crowder here. This is the whole thing. They've always got to rise men in our lives this way. Is this Nick Pointis down here? Yeah, Nick at the bottom, yeah. But he's got, what, a skinny boy? Oh, and then there's Destiny over there, on the right. Oh, wow. So they think Destiny has got a long skinny-- Langston boy. --a long skinny penis here close to the-- I prefer chode over a long skinny, but-- is that Gavin? Yeah, they have him here in like upper girth lengthy. And then Sargon of a Cod over here on the top. Yeah, they have him sort of like pretty girthy and mid-length. That's good. That's not bad. I am shocked at how many of these I recognize. They have cornering as girthy, but not as long. So chode. This is chode territory. We've lost the image of the thing. Oh, no. Oh, it is Mary. Who's-- [INTERPOSING VOICES] Oh, it was cute. What is happening? [INTERPOSING VOICES] I don't know my fault. Honestly, I don't know what I clicked. Maybe that was my fault. [INTERPOSING VOICES] The internet really did get angry at you, Chrissy. Did we really miss all of this? OK, let's take it from the top. No, he didn't miss all of it. It was just at the end there. God damn it. I don't know who most of these people are. So they think she has set the biggest-- I have found how many I knew. Sargon of a Cod is like, yeah, sort of in a good spot too. I don't know who this poor guy who's an ultimate coach-- Oh, look at the cornering. The cornering's right there. Yeah, cornering. They have him sort of totally-- which. I thought there were two pictures of him for a second there, but those are two-- that's a different person. Isn't this Andy Worsky? He's in not very long, but mid-growth. Also, there's not one black man on this, so-- Right? Right? Yeah. They didn't want to make any of them. They were just-- they're all off to the other side of the chart. Well, OK, yeah, we just can't see that. We're off to the chart. OK, here's Adam Coleman. There's so many people. So actual justice warrior, they think, has like a long and sort of girthy. OK. That's a surprise stick that's in on here. I feel like they're a little off with Dona Operator and Brandon Herrera, but OK, I don't know those people. Dona Operator is like-- he's up towards the top or at the top. What is this? Yeah, so he's girthy but less lengthy. I don't understand this like stem and leaf plot or whatever. He's right about the coordinate, but where's the best place to be the upper right corner? Is that the right? Upper right. So the girthy are here. Oh, you want to be at that, and then over to the right. OK, so-- They did Dankula so dirty. Like, he is in the most corner. Well, Dankula insists that he has a tiny penis. Like, that's his whole-- He jokes about it all the time. OK. All right. Yeah, that's his whole thing. He did his self-report. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And he talks about it a lot, a lot. I don't even really watch him consistently anymore. And even I can think of like five different occasions off the top of my head where he's been like-- I mean, he talks about it all the time. I can't understand the guy for shit. I've tried to watch some of his videos, and I'm like, I don't know what the fuck's going on, but on Twitter. It's amazing. So I just know from Twitter that he is doing a mad blood series. Yes. If you haven't heard of it, then something we're checking out, they're really, really good. Well, I'm not going to understand. We should do this for all of these men's personalities, everything about them, like, just once a week. Like, just put them in this mirror. Get a weird chart together, and like, how much together do you think it has? That'll be another one. Yeah. What is considered a girthy? Who gets to decide, like, what is girthy? What is the ideal circumference? Well, we measure soda cans, or, you know, like from Red Bull to Pepsi, or what are we doing? Also, I feel like it's less than a handful is probably bad. A soda can would be a way-- A way? More than a hamburger, it's so neat. I mean, so why do they can't? That's why I was talking about, you know, you got your Red Bull cans, and then you got your soda cans, and then you got your board-- Oh, right. Your white cloth can. Right. You know what? Maybe one white cloth is, like, the perfect circumference and maybe length. I don't know. Oh. Maybe. That's a little too girthy. I don't know. I don't know. I wouldn't be a very good host with that one. Yeah, I know. That would be-- yeah, that's daunting. But I feel like the destiny-- I think they're a little off with destiny, and they can, like, he can get bitches. And the women, like, are-- Honestly, yeah, but he's going to be thinking about it with him, well, the speed addict. Well, there's no way he has a nice penis. The second that they sleep with him, they're, like, addicted to him. They're-- yeah, I agree with him. Yeah, but they're all, like, fucking crazy. But, like, at the same time, like, I just feel like that dick is probably a factor. No way. It's a girl. Yeah, you know, I have known girls to go a little gaga over him. That's a good thought. And honestly, a lot of them are really fucking hot. Remember his ex-wife? Holy shit. How the hell did he pull that? I mean, there was that-- I forget what her name was, but he was, like, doing a stream where, like, a girl was, like, clearly intoxicated on, like, speed and, like, very uncomfortable. Like, this dude's a drug addict. So, like, yeah, he lands hot chicks because a lot of hot chicks do drugs, and he has drugs. And that's as simple as that has to be. Interesting. Carl wants to know, are these being measured by flaccid or erect? And I don't know who conducted this chart. Like, who did this survey? Are they measuring from the base? Yeah, I mean, I just-- there's a lot going on here that I really-- I don't understand. Chris Thompson, is the dude in the glasses in the center left, the guy from the old Six Flags commercials? [LAUGHTER] It's, like, right above Ben Shapiro? Yeah, there it is. And Shapiro is here. No, that is not it. Yeah, it's Ben Shapiro. They have been as-- Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Short. Smaller, short. Well, OK, yeah, probably. He is-- he was a child for all of these people. I mean, he's not in here with the mustache, like, very long, but very slender with the purple background. Who is this? Salvador Dali over here. Yeah, I don't know. I recognize his face sort of-- I can't place why. What's more disturbing is the people with the length and no-- like, is this the upper left-hand corner? Like, what's going on? Like, they have a very-- does that mean-- how could you even-- this is very disturbing. I don't know. You want to be over here, but what happens if you're over there? Oh, this guy's from Red Letter Media. This guy right here. OK, I recognize him. That's a good area to be in. This guy kind of looks like Spirit on. Oh, push-ups, you're a lengthy one. Push-ups is doing OK. A lot of these may don't know. Well, I guess they're happy just to be on the chart. Are they? I don't know, but I don't know if they are. If somebody made like a vagina of the internet chart, and it was like, size versus depth or something, that's harder to even-- how could you-- you'd have to have sex with somebody to measure-- we're talking about that. That starts going to turn into, like, who's the biggest tour on the internet? Right. Because this, nobody's going to, like, I don't know. Remember I had a podcast extracted, and guys used to send in their dick pics, and I had a rubric, and I would grade them. Ah, a rubric is the way to go, yeah. That's amazing. Yeah, I used to just straight up publish whenever somebody would send me one. I was just like, all right, you want people to see it? I'll put it out there. Wow. I think it's actually good for somebody-- like, I'm thinking of Dankula being in the worst spot. I think it's actually good to go around saying, like, oh, it's so tiny, because I think it just makes some women curious, like-- Yeah, under promise, over deliver. Right. If you have the confidence, you can't write your dick. Right. Yeah, like, you're lying. That was the worst thing that ever happened to him was when the internet started talking about how big his dick was. He was like, oh, my god, why? No, no, I'm going to disappoint everyone. Pete Davidson. Wait, I'm never going to be directed again. Oh, Pete Davidson. Yeah, he was saying, like, well, now I'm going to disappoint every woman I sleep with in the future, because they're all going to assume I have this huge cock. And they're like, hello, I'm sleeping with this tiny woman around a grand day of horror. Like, her hands are tiny. Anything in her hands looks tiny in her head. Imagine, like, yeah. How tiny her punani is. Like, yeah, I'd imagine that a many a dick is probably going to have a hard time fitting in there. She's like-- Davidson really fell off. Like, we haven't heard from him. There have been no, like, press releases about him or any effect. Well, I think he's getting his men here. That's true. But, like-- I mean, what did he ever really do anyway, other than, like, date from Brazil, like, women who are out of his work humanly, out of his league? Like, did he really-- cuz he's not that good enough. He's not that attractive. He had a successful career. It's not like-- Oh, I think he was in good track. Nobody cared about his show. I would say, and he's on SNL, and he's a comedian. And he had a special call. I think it was on HBO. And then he wrote it, and he put all of his friends in it. It was really good. And now he's just getting his mental and physical. I love a guy that was, like, he has his left in six months. You know, I think that's very attractive. Look at Gino, for instance. No, I know. I think that's a little bit like-- There are people who think that that do lip from Shameless, and, like, Pete Davidson, the people who are trying to promote the idea that this guy is-- But, of course, how many Jeremy Allen whites isn't attractive when we're involved with friends? You don't think lip, and if he's now in the bear, you don't find him attractive? No, I think that he's-- I think that he's, like, he's got the edge because, at least, his character is, like, charismatic. And it seems as if, like, his real life personality is somewhat charismatic. But, like, no, he's not a looker. He's definitely not very attractive, especially not conventional standards. Oh, he's a looker. He doesn't-- [INTERPOSING VOICES] The other fact-- his name is Jeremy Allen White from The Bear. And he is-- He's a-- Listen, he doesn't have a good name if he's great. No, he's not cute. He's so good. He's so good. He's not-- Again, I think this has been one of the greatest saiops on women is convincing them that people who are just conventionally not attractive are, like, these people, like, heartthroats, like, keep-- I take Jeremy Allen White over that for Efron any day. You know, like, why would you be attracted to that? Who, like, looks like he got drawn on? I love him. It looks like he's been through a lot, and he will make a lot of-- Oh, he's a rat face. He has a rat face, yeah. Rat face. He's a rat face. Yeah, he's one of the rat boys. Oh, I love him. Yeah. He is-- Like, he looks like somebody I used to dive with. But I don't know about you, whatever his name is. He's got a jawline, and that's about it. Everything else is going to stay at the super attractive. Tim, who's your-- who's your fall pass? Like, who do you find the most attractive? The actor, singer, or, you know, rapper. Honestly, I'm just going to even go with the first celebrity crush I ever had, which is, like, pretty much like my husband, Stoppleganger, which is River Phoenix. Like, he's a baby. I'm walking. You see, you like, River-- Joaquin Phoenix is my hall pass, and he has a friggin' hair lip. I think the River Phoenix could be my hall pass. That's the thing I think is the door now. But I wouldn't either have. But that's that, you know, when I think of, like, a hot celebrity, like, I definitely don't think of Pete Davidson, you know? No, no, no, no. It's not meant to get a playgirl with Pete Davidson on the cover, like, no. It's not-- it also, Pete, it's like, ran through. Get out of here. Exactly. That's true. He is a very disturbing gentleman. I don't like-- Exactly. He's a weirdo. He's not very talented. He's not very attractive. I like that. Yeah. I think he's really talented and really bizarre. He looks like he has a disease. Like, he's dying. Well, Pete Davidson's not very talented. Oh, no, no. We're talking about Pete Davidson. I think he's like-- He's an incredibly talented actor. And I think that's a lot of the reason why it's easy for women to find appeal in him. But no, like, conventionally, like, no. Like, I said, I keep using the word "disgenic" for a reason. He doesn't look like it. Yes, that's exactly how I would-- His face is extremely disgenic. Like, he has a nice jaw line. I'm not going to, like, knock at him that. But, like, no, he's not-- he's not a pretty guy to look at. He would be interesting to have a conversation with. You have probably fun to hang around. All the, like, self-identified, like, pansexual people will probably be like, oh, I love his personality. But no, like, I don't, like, look at him and think, like, oh, yeah, he's going to be, like, starring in swimsuit model-- like, model photos. And, like, he's going to be, like, flexing in, like, sexy magazines. Like, absolutely not. I like that. Who's your whole past? Who's your crush? I don't know, actually. I haven't never-- I haven't really thought about it. I have to think about it, I guess. Who's yours? I mean, I haven't thought about it in a long time, so-- Are there attractive actors now? Wait, what's the guy-- wait, what's the guy who left, like, that one show? Was it the Witcher? The dude who didn't like the-- Oh, Henry Cavill? That guy. It would be that guy. He's pretty not, yeah. Because of his personality. I mean, as a cool personality. We go with a personality, you know? Yeah, I just don't know who I'm like-- Women do. I've tried to, like, tell men this, that, like, women, if they like a guy's personality, their mind tells them he's attractive, like, as they get to go with him. That's another one. Yeah, exactly. Then you start noticing, oh, he's got nice eyelashes. Oh, he's got nice hands. You know what I mean? But men do understand this. I've definitely also hated men who aren't conventionally attractive because they were really cool to be with and, like, fun and, like, I was attracted. I'm not saying, like, oh, I'm pansexual. I'm a distracted personality. But, like, no, like, once you get to know someone-- That doesn't have pansexual. Realize they're, like, smart and funny and really interesting to be around, that attraction can develop as a woman not being initially physically attracted. Like, Jeremy Allen White looks like he hasn't slept in eight weeks, but something about that, I love. You know, like, no, that's the other thing. That's a New Yorker thing, I feel like, because, like, everybody in New York looks like Brad Pitt. Please don't look-- Don't say I look like Hal has Elton. Weird, coming. OK, I don't know how that is. Thank you, push-ups. How about Brad Pitt? Mary Jean, is that your-- Oh, yeah, I love Brad Pitt. I love you, I love you, Brad Pitt. But I like Pete Davidson, so, like, now that you brought him up, I got him up on my mind. Did you really just try to put Brad Pitt and Pete Davidson on the same level? I was meant to say that, I mean, on the same level. Jim, you can't deny, because, like, Mary Jean is in stand-up, me and Keanu are in stand-up, you can't say that he's not successful, because if you look at the career of, like, the average stand-up, you've got crazy famous-- Oh, no, no, no, no, I didn't think he wanted to be successful. I said he wasn't talented. I did not think he was not successful. I said he was not talented. OK. And I don't think he is. I don't think he's very funny. I don't think that he breaks his head. I think he wrote his entire show that he had on-- And I think he stopped and didn't really do very well that nobody cared about. I cared about it. I care about Pete. Hey, Keanu isn't nobody. No, he's not about it either. Ari, who's your hall pass? Channing Tatum. OK, that makes them old, but it's a good choice. Yeah, that's a great one. Yeah, he's a great one. Me and, like, has how he looks. And actually, he tries to person him. Yeah, I just keep forgetting, like, I don't care about his personality. Yes. OK, yeah, I mean, it's a hot pass. I know we're not hanging out in that today. Channing Tatum, even though he, I guess, would be conventionally attractive, he's still not. He's still kind of different. And he dances good, which means he bones good. So, yeah, that's the thing. Right. I mean, my hall pass is really just remaining single so that my options are always open. OK, well, then, you're having a hard time. And you're having a hard time, because you know-- But having Tatum has, like, that jaw-- Like, there's something about the jaw line thing. Yeah. It's masculine. It's extremely masculine. And he looks stupid. I like that about it. Funny. Yeah, but he's not. Like a dumb, like a dumb dog. Actually, now that you bring up stupid-- Rob Gronkowski is actually one of my favorite. He's freaking very stupid. And I'm obsessed with that. Is that the football player? Yeah. I did bottle service for him when I was a bottle. I remember you telling me the story. Yes, and I went, what do you guys do? And then they laughed at me. I'm like, I'm sorry. Excuse me, Gronk. Like, all right, here's your vodka. Like, would you like it? They're like, what do we do? I'm like, I'm sorry. I don't know who Gronk is. But yeah, I love that. I love that. You need six foot six and, like, absolutely gigantic. Yeah, like, you know, you could probably take a guess. Yeah. Well, like, they were like, you're doing Gronk's table. I'm like, I don't know what that is, but OK. And then everybody was all freaked out. They're like, this is so cool. I'm like, all right, whatever. I don't know. But I mean, the first time I ever saw him on the TV, I was like, oh my god, I think I love this guy. And it's weird because when I think about it, I'm like, I remember thinking he sounded so articulate and, like, really, like, driven and motivated. And man, he's very different from that memory of mine. Like, was I just-- I mean, I know I was drunk, but was I equally retarded in that moment? He was like, oh, my god, he's so smart. Like, no, he's a big dingus. I just saw him and I knew he worked a lot. And he seemed like a dollar, but he's, you know. Oh, yeah. No, god, I love it. He has definitely made so much money from that stupid persona of his holy moly. I think that's how he actually is, though. You guys think he's smart? I've met him, too, a long time ago. He don't. He seems down to me. I don't know. When you laugh in my face for not knowing who you are. I've never had a-- I've never had a big money, yeah. I don't know. There's got to be some traumatic brain injury there. Probably. I don't know. I don't know if you can hear it, but Chong is just snoring right now. No. Oh, how cute. Oh, my goodness. She's taking a nap until you sleep, so that she can lie awake and be on night watch. Yes, night watch. She's getting her rest in now. Yeah. Speaking of, I need to get my rest in. I got a head out and get to bed. That was nice meeting you, maybe. Oh, you do. You. I was just pumping, and I stopped. Ooh. I've been pumping this whole time. It's a huge success. Awesome. And then I stopped prematurely, because I thought I was further along. Anyway, Christina. Sorry, sorry to make it about me. Tell the good people where they can find you and what's coming up. My Twitter is not radix, N-O-T-R-A-T-I-X. Mostly, I'm just trying to get my documentary done on the Whitmer Fednapping hoax, which has been such a monumental, massive project in such a pain. But we're making good progress. And we just put out our second trailer, which is up now on my Twitter. It's up on the documentary Twitter, which is K and K film. And it's up on the YouTube channel. You can find all of this stuff on the website, kankfilm.com. Ooh. Awesome. I'm going to follow her on Twitter too, and not radix. Whee! Whee. Thanks for coming on. Good chatting. Nice meeting you all. Good to see you again, Ari. Thank you. Bye. Good night. I love her. Dumping it into a thermos. Cool. Shake it up. [LAUGHTER] It was an overpriced thermos. I was like, oh, I thought this would be really cool, because it comes with its own ice pack. So you dump it in here, and then you put the ice pack. That's just to keep it cool. I didn't need to put it in the fridge. And then hope somebody accidentally takes a sip, thinking it's like a sports prank. No, you know what it's ideally for? If I go on the road or something, and you've got to be away for, I don't know, a day or something or half a day, that way you can keep pumping and put it in something. Cool. I love it. Keeps the milk fresh. I'm always a milk afghan of keeping quite a stash. Yeah. I've been freezing some, but I haven't actually thought any out for him yet. He's never had frozen milk. Oh, no. Like when he's fresh, never frozen. I mean, why give him the frozen, right? He's too good for that. That's kind of how I feel. Like if I can drink from the tab, great. I know for me, when I started tapping into my milk supply, one of the reasons was because my husband wanted the experience of feeding the baby. So like with one of those man-milker things. No, no, no, no, no, that's very progressive review. I wouldn't expect it. No, no, no, no, no. The bonding experience of like sitting with the baby with the bottom. Oh, OK. Right. And she was actually a terrific sleeper starting really early. She started sleeping through the night in a month old. But there was also like a few times where like I had been up all day or like I was having sleeping problems. And like he would do like the 2 a.m. feeding or like the 4 a.m. feeding or whatever. Oh, really? And also like you never know like if you-- like I had an incident where I was going to get a checkup or something. And on my way home, I had a tire blow. And like I couldn't get home and I had a feeder. So like there's like there's so many little things like that that you don't even necessarily think of while you're like stashing. That's like, oh, this is a perfect opportunity. Yeah. I have a dumb question. Like how do you thought like when it's frozen? Because you can't put in the microwave. Somebody's supposed to run it under hot water till it-- You can run it under hot water. That works. I have-- I typically run it under the tap until it gets to a certain consistency. And then I have a bottle warmer. So you just like we just pour the contents of that into that bottle warmer thing. And it's like it holds the bottle. And what it does is it does the same thing as holding it under the tap pretty much. But it just like puts steam around it. So that it-- You can warm it on the stove. Like pour it in or we'll like curl. I wouldn't invite you because it'll get too hot that way. You want it to be like a contact thing. You don't want to-- that's why you don't put it in the microwave. Never in the microwave, yeah. You don't want to give your baby boiling breast milk, yeah. No, I mean you always-- you know, you do the little-- the temperature test on your wrist anyway before you hand the bottle over. But yeah, typically, like I said, it's usually like some kind of steam that is what these heaters do. Yeah. The women could roll the world in all of the food. That's pretty cool. Yeah. It's cool. Oh, Adam Simon, thank you for gifting a Chrissy Mary membership. Yeah, it's fun. I got these Kim. I got these pumps that like go right in your shirt. I haven't tried it yet because I have to sterilize parts of it and you have to like-- They sent with it a-- like one of these nipple stencils. You got to measure your nipples. You got to put it over it. So it's never a good day to do that, you know? Yeah, I was going to say I wouldn't want to know the results of that. I'd rather just do it alone. I know I know. We just gifted a really nice portable one just to like stick them in and go. Because that's an annoying part of breastfeeding is being stuck to a device. So if you don't have to be, it's nice to not be. Next thing you know, there'll be like one of those graphs of like the circumference of all of our nipples, you know? Oh, that is the new one. You know, people think we're nipple size estimates. Yeah, it'll be like pancake versus tiny. Like button, from button to pancake, I don't know. Silver dollar, I don't know. With and length. Girth, oh, man. OK, let's see. Oh, I wanted to play this before. This is kind of relevant. I was like, who do you guys think is going to win? Jake Paul or Mike Tyson? Mike Tyson. But either way-- Mike Tyson. It'll be embarrassing for Jake Paul either way. Because if Jake Paul wins, it'll be like he waited until Mike Tyson was an old man. And if he loses, he lost to an old man. So like, either way, Jake Paul kind of looks like an asshole in this situation. But I don't think-- Mike Tyson is favored to win, actually. I think Mike Tyson's-- I think they're going to make a lot of money. There's no way that Jake Paul is going to be able to keep up. Because the way he fights is like-- Well, not only that, but Mike Tyson is literally-- Mike Tyson is literally going to the forest and not-- Mike Tyson is handling his inner fighting anger by not even smoking weed. So like, you know, it's like-- He's like really getting in the zone. He's so-- he is strong as fuck. Like, he has knocked out his opponents with like one swing sometimes. I mean, watch this fight. He's almost 30 years old. Yeah, but he's got the muscle. He is an incredible fighter. He's like-- He knows someone's in the air off one time. Yes, he's in the alert field. Yeah, but it's like the team. That's when he was losing. That's so gnarly. Wow. Oh, man. I actually didn't even see that clip until we were losing it. And holy crap, it like made me kind of like sick. I was like, oh my god, I can't even walk on this right now. Oh, yeah, just like-- Mike Tyson is a fuck you till you love me, faggot guy, right? That was funny when he didn't like hit somebody that was like on a plane bothering him, like throwing a water bottle at him or something. And he like punched him. I don't-- You guys hear all that? Maybe. No. Nobody was like-- There was like these annoying guys like trying to bother him. And I think he like punched him. I don't remember if that was Mike Tyson, was it? I think it-- yeah, it was Mike Tyson. I remember he-- like some like scrawny little guy like got into it with somebody they should not have been fucking around with. I just didn't-- Mike Tyson repeatedly punches man of the face on plane. [LAUGHTER] I'm just going to have to pay that, man. [INAUDIBLE] Yeah. I like the infamous, oh, fuck you till you love me, faggot. I'm really funny. But they were like bothering him on purpose like trying to like antagonize him. And I guess he just like-- Oh, man, don't do that. You're going to like-- You're going to get a fractured skull. Yeah. Mike Tyson is one of those words like, if you-- you got to separate the art from the artist. Because like, I'm obsessed with him as a fighter, but man, he is a terrible person. Is he? I mean, I think it's not-- Yeah, he'll beat the shell of his life. If he wins, you'll make a ton of-- I don't know. From what I've seen him him recently, it seems like he's done a complete 180 of his personality and like who he is as like to the very fiber of his being. Hopefully. I mean, because-- Yeah, I'm not kidding. I didn't pay enough attention to him when he was the fighter like full-time. But like, I've seen the episodes where he talks-- especially the one on Joe Rogan, where he talks about like his psychedelic experience and like discovering his ego and like learning to like separate from that. And I would say that does not sound like the behavior of somebody who would try to beat their wife. I'm not saying he didn't. I'm saying that like it sounds like he definitely went for a kind of transformation as a person. And I would hope that that's actually true. I mean, I think he definitely did. But it was also like 20 plus years ago. He got sentenced for like five years, I think, for the R word. And then, but he got out. But he said-- Yeah. So like, he did a bunch of terrible things in like the '90s and early 2000s. Who didn't-- I know, exactly. My middle school year is just as questionable, all right? But no, I mean him as a fighter. He's freaking incredible. Versus Mike Tyson's stats. Jake Paul, basically half his age. But you know, a fresh number of fights. And they have comparable Instagram followers, according to my husband, Tyson's ex-wife wanted Tyson to have sex with her, with his mother-in-law. And that was a big reason there were problems between them. Wow. So, I don't know, it's Mother's Day. She's very lonely, just this once. Oh, hold on, I'm going to just slip her finger at least. Wow. One of my favorite videos to watch is a compilation of all of his opponents that were like, oh, yeah, I'm definitely going to beat him. And then it just shows this very brief clip of him beating the living daylights out of them. I'm hearing his ex-wife was a very disturbed person. And I'm not going to say you should never hit a woman because they're definitely situations where like that-- you can't say those are never a situation. That's totally-- He looks pregnant. Silly. Yeah, he's wearing a fat suit because he's an idiot. Is he wearing a fat suit? He's wearing a fat suit. No, he's-- there's no fucking one. There's no way that's a fat suit. He's in a bunch of videos. He's been eating like crazy. Look at the ripples on the top of his ass. It's not a fat suit? That looks like a-- That's a fat suit. That is a fat suit. He came all this way to be in the weight class. I think it's a fat suit. It's not. I don't know. He looks like a fat suit. He looks like a fat suit. It's like a weight bird even real. The weight's there aren't real-- Like it's fast, bro. That's real. He's got to really fight him. There's real people betting on it. Why-- OK, if he actually gained weight, why are his arms not fat? Why are his legs not fat? Why does he just look pregnant? No, of course. Because he was a fat suit. Look at the wrinkles right there at the top of his pegs. Look at that. That is a fat suit. That's latex and glue. Yeah, it looks like-- What's up, will you hurt me? I don't know. I don't think so, guys. I really don't think so. A nutty professor? But then, had you had to draw the tattoos on the fast-- I was going to say, Newt. What, not? It's not on the tattoos on each time? I don't think so. Yeah. You don't have to do it each time. You just do it on the one fat suit, and then you keep reapplying it. Because that's like-- He's gained weight. It has also a completely different color from the rest of his body. Why is it so yellow? To be exactly in the position that doesn't-- And why are his tattoos so much more vibrant? Chat. Chat thinks of that area. She's colliding. Who's this man, baby? What are we looking at? Either way, he looks like Mac from "It's Always Sunny" when he's like, I'm putting on masks. Mm-hmm, yeah. Let's see Tyson. Let's see Tyson dating. It's a beast. I think there's words where I'm cultivating mass. Cultivating mass. Yes, I remember that. He's got burritos up in his pockets. Cultivating mass, too. I cultivate mass on a regular basis. Let's watch this train on one side. [MUSIC PLAYING] I don't know. That looks like they're stomach. Yeah, that's not what they're doing. I'm telling you. That looks like a pregnant stomach. Yeah, it's great. How many months will one of these be? [MUSIC PLAYING] I can't do it with this, baby! [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] Tyson doesn't stand a fucking chair! No, that's fake. I don't care. So you know, I used to do social media for Canelo, the boxer, and that guy was like a complete beast. Like, I've never seen anything. Canelo Alvarez, he's a redhead. He's a redhead Mexican boxer. He's like, yeah. He's top. Interesting. The biggest middleweight guy. You'd recognize him if you saw him. But he would wake up at 4 in the morning, go on a run, then they would make him chicken that had no salt or anything. I mean, I saw him training, even though he was kind of grumpy all the time I felt for him, because I'm just like, this guy is a real athlete. Like, I've never seen anybody trying to look at that, and then go in the ice water bath and box. But what Jake is doing right there does not look like what Canelo used to do first. So I don't know. I don't think he can be like that fat. It has to be a fat suit, in my opinion. I'm googling it. Everybody is saying it's a fat suit. He's got to be a star on his thing. He's like a YouTube prankster. Come on, guys. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Yeah, look at that. Oh my god. What a beast. I know. Yeah, he's like a pit bull. Wow. [INTERPOSING VOICES] He looks like a dog in half this way. [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] Yeah, he's definitely not the underdog. Mm-hm. But if he-- Not a thing has changed, dude. [INTERPOSING VOICES] What if he bites Jake's beer off? [LAUGHTER] Oh, that would mean he's losing if he resorts to that. [LAUGHTER] Wouldn't that be a lot of finish, though? Wouldn't that be great if he just did it, just because-- [INTERPOSING VOICES] If he was losing? Or no, no. If he just decided to bite his ear off, just for fun. All right, you know what? I knocked the son of a bitch out and he's in the ground. I'm just going to go bite his ear off anyway. No, I don't think I'm going to get interviewed about when they say what happened. I forget what he says, but it's so funny. He's like, yeah, he just has me though off, man. Yeah, I don't want to try to find it, the quote. But it's hilarious of why he says he bit the ear off. Young Mike Tyson. Do they have, like, ear pasta, too? Ew. He sells-- [MUSIC PLAYING] Whoa. What is his name? Roy. [MUSIC PLAYING] He's got a nice-- he's got a nice jumper. He's got a good jumper. Well, sir, you need some-- you need a big job to grab. Whoa. [INTERPOSING VOICES] I would now want to be his sparring partner. I'd be like, OK. A quote here, according to what I just found, says, "I just wanted to kill him. Anybody watching can see the headbutts were so over. I was furious and a furious and undisciplined soldier. I lost my composer, so I bit him in the ear." I don't-- There was another one. There was another one. Yeah, that doesn't sound like the one that already said. It was just like, I just don't sound very comical. [INTERPOSING VOICES] He got headbutted. Yeah, I'll try to find him. Yeah, I mean, that's not an excuse. Well, like a dumber. Well, like a dumber sting, like a peen. Oh, I love a-- like a peen. [LAUGHTER] I love it. It's sting like a peen. Mike is quoted as a term of carnal. Mike is quoted for not having sex before fights. Does your jizz really help you fight? Yeah. If you're all the headbutted-- [INTERPOSING VOICES] Keep your jizz to yourself, guys. It'll help you-- He's in your man much calmer after you allow him to bone you and jizz in or on you. Yes, it's literally a level of testosterone in your body, thing. I just wanted to bite him back. It tasted like ass. That's what I-- [INTERPOSING VOICES] Tastes like ass. I think that's the same one. [INTERPOSING VOICES] When Tyson was 20 years old, he could beat any fighter in their prime. Yeah. Well, he's sitting 58 now. Yeah. I mean, he's a little bit older, like a few years. He's almost 30 years older, 29 years to be exact than Jake Paul. Cool. Wow. He could be his dad. But like, is Jake Paul like-- I don't know. I mean, maybe I haven't seen enough of his fights. But from what I've seen, he just looks like he's just not-- he's not going to-- Looks like he's going to get knocked out. I think he's going to get knocked out. Yeah, I think he's just-- I think round one, he's going to get knocked out. Oh, man. Yeah, Mike's going to let him get a few punches in just for funsies, and then just-- As soon as he can, he could knock him out like boom. Maybe then he'll bite something else off. Like maybe like with eyebrow or something, you know? Something-- It looks like we're looking different than an anger. Maybe a fingernail or-- [INTERPOSING VOICES] So it doesn't seem like he's that bad, according to his rankings, at least. Wow. He just-- I mean, maybe what I was watching was not-- like I said, I haven't watched a lot of his stuff. I don't like anything about him either. But I just-- All I saw was him being like, whap, whap, and like-- That is not-- that is the opposite of Mike Tyson. He's just like, oh, you're in the ring? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bye! Like he-- In the comments, someone mentioned if it's rigged, like then Jake Paul could win, and then it's-- there's money to be made there, too, with betting. Do you think, like, Tyson would agree to that? Because I don't. I mean-- You're talking hundreds of millions of dollars. Why does-- no, I don't-- no, I don't think so. Is the air commercial, Chris Thompson says? Yeah, I found it. Oh, boy, this better be funny, Chris. I mean, well, I feel like Chris has a pretty good-- Yeah. Man, I can't believe this is a good mystery there. A whole week of the most premium kicks. Feels like all is right with the world. Oh, this is a full-au her commercial. 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And he spent like a million dollars on that. And it's like, "Why didn't you just let them blackmail you?" Or like, "Why didn't you just pay the blackmail or divorce your wife?" That sounds like a kind of passion if you ask me. No, and they have the hookers husband? Yeah, the hooker and her husband. They were trying to blackmail him because I guess he hooked up with her without a condom or something. And so the husband was mad. Anyway, but the crazy thing is they have the FBI. They have like the calls recorded and the guy is like, "So the guy that did it calls the guy that had it dead." And he's like, "Yeah, so now there's other guy who wants like 25 more grand. Like should we give it to him?" And he's like, "I don't know. I feel like he's going to ask for more money." And then he's like, "Yeah, he's like, I don't know. I think you should just like end the problem." And I'm like, "What is this guy? How much might everybody be like? He has a problem. He thinks he's in the mafia or something. It's wild." They have it like reported. I'm like, "Yeah, you probably shouldn't just like talk like that." And the next thing you're going to get away with it, people are crazy. I mean, really. We're crazy. Mental illness is like at an all time high. It really is. This is a clip from the same episode where she talks about you are training your man to serve you. Uh-oh. It's a challenge. Okay. Not too much. Not too much. Okay. I'm not going to give nonchalant entirely because I still want to know that I like them, but I make it harder for them to impress me. So for example, if they want to take me on a date, I'll be like, "Well, you're welcome to suggest two places that you have in mind. I'll let you know which one that I like." Because I want to also see, do you know nice places? I also want you to your brain to switch on a bit. Like, I want you to feel like you're working for like, the more a man feels like he's working and in an activity, the more his fondness for you develops. And he gets into that, it's like you're training him basically. Without you being like, "Sit. Here's your treat." But like, you're kind of passively training him to serve you and you're passively reinforcing the behaviors that you do want to see. And you know, for example, for guys, been away for a while. He went on holiday and I haven't heard from him. I'll be like, "Wow. You know, you were away for a while. I know you were thinking of me and I can't wait to see the gift that you got me." So if he sees the message and you think of it again, you better run to the however you're going on your way to see me and you've got to throw a perfume in the bag. And I'm like, "Oh, he got this on me. He has this thing." No fully well, don't you? I'm tired of the agree with it. 100%. That doesn't count if you literally told him to get you a gift. Does it count as thoughtfulness? That was cute at the end, but everything before that, what a horrific way to look at love. Yeah, she sounds like she's talking about doing animals. Yeah. If that works for her. It clearly doesn't. Yeah, I don't know. It sounds manipulative. Like, that's cute. I guess you could suggest a gift. Like, "Oh my gosh, did you get me?" I would be like, "Did you get me a souvenir from wherever you were? You probably did, didn't you?" Or like, "Maybe something cute like that is like a joke." But, ooh. Yeah. I don't know. You don't want to trick anybody into, like, acting the way that you want them to act. Yeah, that's very dark. It develops. And he gets into that track. He's like, "You're training him, basically, apart from in the bag." And I'm like, "Oh, you got this on me. That's the thing, hopefully." Well, it's like... I don't like it. I'm going to... Yeah. I like, I get off on men giving me gifts. I get turned on women giving me money. But I generally do feel like, obviously, you get sort of a men giving me money. Genuinely. Like, I feel more. I feel like... Yeah, it's a nice feeling. It's not me. It's not me, yeah. I hope that hat was a gift. And that you weren't really wearing it. I don't really care if a man's like, "I like your breasts." Of course you like my breasts. Like, you're supposed to... No one likes those breasts. No one likes those breasts. No one likes those breasts. No one likes those breasts. They're not looking for a knife. They're not looking for a knife. They're not looking for a knife. They're not looking for a knife. They're not looking for a knife. They're not looking for a knife. They're not looking for a knife. They're not looking for a knife. No, no legitimate lady friend would be like, "Oh, that looks better standing." Maybe it's not a sitting knife. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just a standing outfit or a laying down outfit. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I'm in my... I feel like there's a little bit lower. You wrote in a car all day outfit with no makeup on. And you guys were my friends. And you guys were letting me on the show. You were my mom. That's right. Are you looking at it with no makeup? Oh, no, that wasn't like... I wasn't... What's it called? Fishing for couples? I really am mean like... I wouldn't say if I don't mean it. You're a ray of sunshine, no matter what. Oh, I love you. Yeah, nobody would say... Yes, please wear this cherry washcloth on your head. Yeah. On the side cast. What is it like to wear a bottle of water on the table? If you have that one with that thing on your head, I think the first thing Chrissy would ask is, what is on your head? Yeah. I'm sorry. You need one. That was the best last time with that hat and say nothing. And they would be like... Hey guys. I'm so good. They're both wearing dark colors and it's all white in the background. And then she has that thing on her head. That thing is beyond friggin hideous. It's like... This woman is still in the grips of feminist programming and she thinks that money is the way to drink in autonomy. Yeah. Well, I would love to know how she would feel if a man were saying, 'cause I would feel very bad if a... I actually would pop off, in fact, if a man were saying on a podcast, like, "Well, this is how I train my woman to do what I like for her to do." I would be like, "Yeah, well then, yeah, there's the door homey." Like, how would she look like something... What's this base? Andrew Tate would say. Yeah. It was the same irony. Yeah. But, yeah. Right. It's the person. So, I was... She would say, like, "Yeah, that's not right." Grandmother made it for her. She has to wear it. Yeah, it does look like something Grandma would flip up. Yeah, she knitted her a bucket hat. That's very nice. You're going to watch while you show. I get to see you. I feel like you'll be able with better hat. [laughter] Yeah. So, marriage is prostitution, but she bucks for cash more or less, case closed. Yeah. Her values are skewed. Yeah. I feel bad for her. She just doesn't have two working brain cells to rub together. I think she just has trust issues, and she's a thought into the life feminism. I just don't like the training a human thing. I don't know. I think that's like where we are. It's like a very, very sex worker thing of her to say. Yeah. Right. I don't like they spray painted this plant white behind them. I know. Right. I don't like that plant. It looks like it has cancer. That's not right. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. I'm so happy. No? That's a nice thing to say if he's doing things for you. He's just saying. Oh, I'm happy you feel that way. It's so important to feel. But what are you showing? It's energy. Yeah. It's like, I want a man to, I prefer when a man complements me in cash. In cash. Like a tip. Like I liked when a man is like, surprise. Flowers. Flowers. This is tricky thing with flowers, right? Like, this one turns when I've given a man back. It was not, like, I don't like you. This is Tesco flowers. Give us a thought. She's given back flowers. Can you know why? I like flowers. Even if she flowers are better than no flowers. Honestly, if you pulled a dandelion to me, I'd be like, I love you. My husband had been on work sites and picked wild flowers for me and brought them home. And it was the most romantic thing ever. Like, what kind of spoiled bitch do you have to be? Like, oh, like, oh, you got me flowers. Oh, these are cheap. You know, I prefer. For Santa Mums over Lillays. Where she's from with you. I think next time I think well, next time take the thought. I want to know. That's overpriced. I want to know. No, because it's the thought. What are you thinking? No, come on. I can't really give you some. I don't know. Maybe this is my, um, not because remember, I'm not. Because remember, I'm talking about the context of the kind of men that I date. The men who can afford to do that. If you see guys who is getting me to go flowers, I see that as we're friends. Oh, my God. Okay. Maybe. Wow. See, this is a bad quality to, to have it. Because like a man, men and women are looking for a ride or die. But we're saying like, if she's looking for the man to be the provider of, of the cash and like float the relationship financially. Men oftentimes like lose businesses. Like businesses crumble. And then then what? You're with like a great guy, but his business like fell apart. So guess what? Like a good, a good spouse, a good partner is going to help you rally. There's guys who create multiple businesses. Some fail. They start a new one. It's just, it's, it's life. And it just seems like she's the type to bail. She doesn't want to marry. She wants a sugar daddy. This is that, this is that female thing. Like know your worth, but run amok. Okay. If know your worth, I'm this, this, I don't like this kind of flower. How dare you? But now you're just being an asshole. Okay. What does she bring to the table? Nothing. She just consumes. Mm hmm. Right. Like you're not interesting. Like I hate when women think that having expensive taste, it means that that's a, like that's not a personality. Like that's not a virtue. Anybody can like expensive shit. Anybody can like, like name bread bags. Anybody can like, oh, I want a hundred dollar bouquet. Like that's, that's not a personality. Right. So I actually, there is a, a video going around. That was a popular video that was like white, white African American or like black, whatever, like football players like to go for white women. Um, and more, and like each interview, like they're always like, it's always like the women like her who are like, oh, like I want you to buy me everything. I want you to do my hair. I want you to do my nails. I want you to do this and the other thing. And you have to like afford me. Whereas like their white girlfriends are like, let me make sure I have your favorite pie ready for you when you get home from work. You know, like they're not like overly demanding. They're like trying to, they're still willing to support themselves. And like it's a, I'm not saying, I'm not saying I directly correlated with the race thing, but like she, it's funny. I literally just saw this like why, why rich older guys are not dating women like her. And like, it's because they're superficial and they're bad. And they're not actually, it's a liability. It's a hundred percent of liability. And it has nothing to do with, they don't want to be with a woman like that. Like this whole idea that like, oh, like I can dress like a slut and be demanding and like be a high value woman at the same time. Like, no, people don't actually want that when they're looking for a wife. And who convinced them that that's something good to be porn. And, and, and, and, and like a feminist propagandist culture. I don't know how to make a pie. It's easy. I can't bake. I can cook. Can't bake, but yeah. I don't know. Pie is very. Somebody brings you flowers. Even if they're wilted, you go. Oh my God. Thank you. Yeah, you thought of me. I'm Mexican. So we'll just make you some tacos. I'm not. You're lovely. Fantastic cooks. Like, like, like, I'm not saying that like the traditionally submissive wife is necessarily the, um, across the board what people want nowadays, especially, but like you don't want somebody who's a vapid bitch who's like, you know, sitting here like. Yeah. One of my best friends was just a, had just got out of a relationship with this forward girl who would like demand that he spend a certain amount on taking them out on day to week, and was like running him bankrupt doing this just to keep up with their relationship. No. How do you deal with that? You go, you know what? I can we go on a date, you know, every week. I don't care if it's at McDonald's. You don't put a monetary amount. I'm spending enough money on the dates. If he wasn't dropping, like, $200 plus on dates, she would, like, actually complain about it and it would become a fight. And like, that's not, I see that more often. No. And it's not even like she was a real catch. It was like really appalling. It's time spent with a person. That could be a date. You could do a date for $5 and, you know, you don't need to spend that. You really, like, pack up a picnic and go to the park with a little bit. Let's not watch TV for an hour. That's a date for me. Look into each other's eyes. Yeah. Look at me. Eye contact. Holy crap. Jeremy Parker's Courtney is always gorgeous. And Mary Jane looks like she can be a tent builder like Courtney. A tent builder. Because he's pushing a tent in his pants. They're all erect, basically. Yeah. He max here trying to change the subject. Hold on. I'm not done with this. Pass Mary. Thank you, Chris. So this woman here, I'm not sure of her name, but Filthy has gone to the trouble of finding her. I'm not sure. A YouTube channel, and he found a video of her most viewed video. It's about putting yourself first. It's from five years ago. And look at the difference between look. This is what she looks like. I guess now with the titty tats and the washcloth and. Okay. That's her now. And then this is her. I guess when she was, she's called the slum flower. Oh. That's real. I wouldn't you bring the slum flower. I would like a bookcase and plum flower. But here she is. No titty tattoo. Oh, she looks beautiful. Tits are still going. This like old. This is old. This is from five years ago. 33 K views. This is her. Her old her. Oh, wow. We love it. We love an echo. What, you know? You don't want to, you don't want to push your audio first and get a fucking microphone. You idiot. I'm excited for this year because I've decided 2019 is the year that I've got myself first in every single thing. Everything. Everything. Because last year and all the years before that, I was putting myself second, fifth, seventh, and whilst it made me feel like a martyr and it made me feel like, yeah, I'm doing good things by putting my needs last. So, I think she just chooses poor people to surround herself with. This is no, you're worth run amuck. She was like, you know, fucked over by so many guys. Then she went way the other direction. She needed to like. She was like, you know, fucked over by so many guys. Then she went way the other direction. She needed to like, you know, just like, you know, take a look at that. I think she just chooses poor people to surround herself with. This is no, you're worth run amuck. She needed to like find a happy medium, like find a nice guy. But then don't piss on him if he brings you flowers that you don't necessarily like the color of. Like, I mean, I think she just needs therapy. She needs to just not worry about relationships at all and just get into therapy. And I'm glad that she stopped with this. I brow but she just needs therapy. It just stay. Well, yeah, but just, I don't know. Like you don't have to, you don't have to like, you don't have to forever and always be in a relationship. Like you can take a step back and be like, I'm doing this wrong and then get some therapy. Yeah. She needs to hit the homeostasis of life. Like she's just, she's just, yeah, she's very one way or the other. Right. He doesn't say I know I'm worth a huge red flex. I don't know my worth. I don't, I don't think I have very low self esteem, which means I'm a keeper. Yes. Those are like so. My favorite is, is it's good for people, you know, but being a little bit humble. Yeah. On top of that, they will return with a nerve to tell you what I didn't ask you to. Don't be that person. Don't let that be your life. Okay. This is actually your life. Do you know what? Right. Let's set the scene here. The world is collapsing. The world. I'm exhausted. All right. I'm done with this. I have. That was exhausting. She'll hit homeostasis of not being. I try to say goodbye. I can't have my ass. World crumbles when you are here maybe. That's all I could think of the whole time really. Wow. You can't bring your bad energy from a past relationship into your new relationship. You can't can't blame future guy or the current guy for the ills of past guy. Well not only that but like if there's internet and that's the attitude and then expect a good religion. If this is a repeat problem you got to look at what you're doing to cause the problem because it's not as if you were just falling into these fight happenstance. I'm not saying she probably was with a bunch of fucking loser douchebags. But like alright. So what can we do? I'm not the first thing she did to cause any problems is not wearing a bra. Why the fuck are her milkers flopping about in every video is the feeling and but she's wearing those shirts too that like with them in weird positions that are just not flattering. Yeah ma'am push-up bras I'm actually regretting I was in such a rush to hurry up and get here that I forgot to put a push-up bra on and I'm regretting a moment of being on the internet right now. We know they're there. We know that the men are already still erect even without the push-up bra, right? So there you go. See Mary Jane's got it. She's bringing it in. Mary Jane she came prepared. Take this as a compliment but you're dressed like a woman in a porn that and then the plot the plot is like she's going on an interview or somebody's like it's a slutty boss. Do whatever you want me to do. There's something to do with this for a girl necklace. The necklace and everything. And the divider behind you. I think that 100% like that. I'll take care of your power tool. It's impractical. Joker's meets casting couch. How badly do you want this job? That's really funny. Oh wow. I love you. Ready for this porn. Swampy says I feel like after a few more episodes of this I'll understand the female psyche and I'll be able to mine fuck my way into the bedroom. Do not use this show to manipulate women. Okay, this is informational. Do you imagine like I think we're helping him. I think he meant it in a good way, right? I don't think this is a good way. He said he wants to mind fuck his way into the bedroom. That doesn't sound good. No, you're right. Yeah, you're right. I would like to make that. I don't know. I'm like, no, he sounds hypnotized by the florableness. Mind fuck. I would definitely wake up crying. You have to actually believe it, Sire. And then then you can, yeah, just fuck your, yeah, just man. That's sex. And you'll get it. You know, you don't have to mind fuck anybody. Just manifest it. Yeah, be like old dirty. I use my Simcast knowledge for good, not evil. That's right. Exactly. See, be like him. Okay, came next. We will get to this now. Thank you for the yellow boy. Not now that I know that. Someone called me that. How many Simcast panelists have a profile on wiki feet on a scale of 10? How do you rate your own feet? What have men told you about them? Who I give mine is zero. I give mine is zero years, or the only thing I'm confident about are my feet. And they're 10. And some men have been into them. And have not. And, uh, yeah, you know, they're just kind of retired. Eugene, they're returning in the morning. I don't know why you like them, but they're hideous. And you probably all, even if you don't know it, have a wiki feed. I was shocked when I saw it. I'm like, well, they really pay attention to every photo of you ever with maybe even a snippet of your foot in it. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. I have a wiki. I don't think I do. You probably do now just without any second. Have you sang that? I've been asked to sell feet pics a couple of times, but I got I was scared. I was like, I don't know. I don't know what this is all about. And so I ignored it. But, um, yeah, I actually, I did make sure that my, that my social media does not have pictures of my feet on, on them. But every once in a while, you wear sandals. Some, I'm not you, but like the royal us, you know, you never know. You're just like, Oh my gosh, they really, they pay attention. They're like, Oh, I wore sandals once when I was in the Dominican Republic, ears. Um, I mean, I, I, I recently, like when I was taking like any type of pictures, like for the court in Courtney and all that, like, I blurred my feet out. I cut my feet out. Like when I was making all those stupid sports pictures for Jim Stansell and I, like, I made sure that I was cut off at the ankles and all the pictures that I sent to him. All right. Ari has a wiki fee. Ari has a wiki fee. Do you know this? Sorry. Yeah. Cause I, cause that happened at your house, at your content house. We brought it up. Well, yeah, they said I didn't have a wiki fee and then they made me, somebody made me one. This is like a skier. Oh my. I don't know. I don't know when I proposed up. I think is when I was selling. No, no, no. What are your feet? No, I think I opposed to that cause I like fell down. You see all the scars on my legs. Oh, it was a speed. No, look at my knees. I like fella. I don't have that anymore. But you're told that you were like my knees got banged up. I'll put them on this curved blanket and show it. Yeah. I think it was like an Instagram or a Instagram story. You have great feet. Great feet. Oh my God. Great. Everything. I don't know. We're going to check out my feet tonight. But I mean, I don't know why I'm on your feet when the rest of you is like so freaking hot, but I was, I was with Kyle today and we were on a road trip and I was wearing this outfit and he's like, this is his way of complimenting me, but like also telling me to cover up. He's like, I think if we go, if we stop by to get gas, like you might get stolen. Oh my God. You want me to change? And he's like, well, I don't want you to get kidnapped. And you're like, you think I could still be traffic? Oh my God. I'm like, that is so sweet. So much. I can get traffic in this outfit. Just for that, I'm putting on a hoodie. Thanks, babe. I was like, I'll take my chances, babe. Stop for gas. Maybe we do it now. I don't understand this. Maybe we do it now. Are you propositioning somebody for sex, but also what are you? Or are you asking if you can do something with chicken nuggy? What is chicken nuggy? What is it, old girl? What is it? Well, all right, Chris Thompson. All right. Go get the ladder. Ricky Tiki Tembo fell down the well. No, no. No, that was Tiki Tiki Tembo. Oh, Tiki Tiki Tembo. Then there's Ricky Tiki Tavi. And then yeah, Ricky Tiki Tavi also fell down the well. Tiki Tiki Tembo. It's a it's a parable. Yeah, and then they played duck duck goog after that. That was a fun night. Great. wholesome Asian game. Yes, a lot of very dumb stuff that night. We're silly. I have yachting. It's been a long day. It has been a long day. Well, not for me. I laid around like a bum all day. Didn't even look at my idea. Really? That's great. Yeah. I mean, I the thing is, is like, it was like extra bad though. Like I ran out of toilet paper this morning and I like really like wrote it out as long as I possibly could before going to the store. Did you use the roll? Sometimes in a pinch, the roll itself can work. Well, I have, I have a bidet. I mean, if it's just me, so I just say that's cheap. Yeah. So I, you know, I just had a nice little spritz on the on the bajenga and then just kind of hung out for a minute to make sure it was not, you know, too wet and then you took yourself dry. Well, I just, yeah, I actually did. I was like, mmm, like hovering in with it. Everyone is erect again. This is the moment where I need to go to the store and get some toilet paper because like, I can't, I already knew I needed to get some yesterday and was like, no, I'll be fine until tomorrow. And then was like, well, not fine till tomorrow, but we'll just wait until three p.m. anywhere. Yeah. And so earlier there. So this is like time time for a couple of spritz and shakes. And then I was like, yeah, it's time to go. Time to, time to hit up target and get some toilet paper. So no, that's how late my day was. Now I was going to point to hairdryer at their couch. Are you insane? Like one on the wall? No, if you're like a, like, you mean like a, no, that's like a very, that's a very sassy feeling. Not when you just pee, but when you get out of the shower, like fresh, fresh, like after a wax and you, if you're, oh, yeah, hair dryer at your regime, it's a very, try it. I've never pointed a hairdryer at my, I mean, you'll definitely want to use you'll be addicted once you do. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty good. It does. Like a little, uh, is it like a little masturbatory situation? No, don't put it on like hot, but it just, no, cool setting is what you need to do. I was thinking like the pressure from the, the air blasting is that, I mean, I don't want you guys know. Okay. Can I use like a diffuser on my pubes to maintain them? I'm trying to know. It's not a smiling moment of a few of pubes. I'll put some of those down there. Maybe I'll stop waxing for a while and I'll start using my diffuser and see if I can just get a new little hairstyle going on down there. Oil going. What a nice, new, new, new, new look for 2025. I can't wait. I'm not, I'm not okay with 2025 being a thing yet. That seems very futuristic. Yeah, but that seems like two years from now. For what it's worth, all you ladies are hilarious. However, I haven't left harder than watching YouTube than when Courtney Banger and Tata was like, "Fongos" if you think that was a riot. Oh, you mean slap my milk up? Bwow, bwow, bwow, bwow, bwow, bwow, bwow, bwow, bwow, bwow, bwow, bwow, bwow. Slap my milk up. I am the fire sata. You guys remember prodigy, Kim? Sorry, Mary Jane, remember prodigy? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What losing am I thinking of it? It's been planned. It's been partly dangerous. It's the only reason I know it. Inhale, inhale, inhale, mixed oil, mixed oil, mixed oil, mixed oil. Slap my milk up. I think when Courtney finally loses it for good, it'll just be her in a mental institution, like doing that over and over again. And we've had it in the room. And they did make me really empty, empty promise of doing an ASMR prodigy noises channel, and now I feel like I've let the people down. So you'll get to it. You'll do it. Yeah, maybe, you know, maybe we'll just get rid of reading Ted Kaczynski's manifesto and just start doing prodigy noises instead. I mean, as usual, Courtney is the official master 10 builder. She could probably build a 10 for everyone affected by the hurricane. Yeah, you think she'll call you FEMA. That's your stripper. That's your stripper name. FEMA, come on up. I'll help you pinch a tent. No, pinch a tent. I think you're a stripper. I'm here for your emergency services, babe. I truly would be the worst stripper. I'd be like, okay, I would be a terrible stripper like, I'm so excited and not coordinated. What happened over here? Oh, I'm going to say hi to Chrissy. Is a dog related? It looks like it might be dog related. There's a dog. I can. A dog came in and handed her a water. Yes, that was a dog. I'm going to drink my own breast. A dog came in and handed her a water. I mean, it was like perfect timing when you saw the dog's tail wagging around. And then the floating water, just like man's way of dog bowl. I think the chagga is awake now. Yeah, she's, um, she's got, I think she's it's already. Yeah, I think her shift already started. She's like, she's like, I'm going to bed, bitch. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, this is usually the time. I mean, I'm weaning cricket off of her seizure meds, but this would be the normal. You want to have a seizure? No, so there's, she's on a different medication. So there's like, I'm trying to get her on to one that I can give her every 12 hours and take her off of the one. I have to give her every eight hours. And so normally around this time, I would get them all into the kitchen and I would give Penelope her medication and then cricket her medication and then Chagga's will just get a carrot because you know, I don't feel like that. She just gets scared for me and good baby. And so, uh, now that I'm, you know, getting them out of that routine, I think she's like, she's still it's only been this date. What day is it? Day two? Day three. So she's, you know, not quite ready. Yeah, she's like ready to accept that like carrots are not, um, coming her way just for no reason at this time of night. Maybe I should. Yeah, just because I mean, look at her. She's just being a little security guard. Good. Like a girl. She's so freaking cute. She is. Oh man. I'm like so obsessed with her. This is so okay. This is a good feel to you. This is a good probably a mistake showing this. Oh, I love a good mistake. Let's do it. All right. So I don't know what year this was taken out. This is from a channel with one subscriber. So this is going to be great. Um, this is a fire starter cover band. Oh, good board. Why? So ladies and gentlemen, clap your hands, clap your hands, clap your hands. Can you see? It looks British. Do you want to see it right there? It sounds British. What the hell do you want to see? Babar like the. What are you thinking about a sleepover? The elephant. Are they having a period party in someone's kitchen? Oh my god. Oh boy. This is like a, this is one level. Wow, look at your dog. Look at this Courtney. They may have a seizure. This is just going on. All right. This is horrible. Filty. Why did you send me that? Fun though. I don't remember this night. Their whole life. Oh man. There's like, there's Aunt Becky just recording on her Obama phone. This is something I should have never showed this. Filty. They said nothing to the show. Filty. What the fuck? See you later. One really enjoyed that. It was really frightening. So good on you. Filty. Oh man. Oh boy. Filty always has to make a scene with his, you know, I'm glad. Made one person laugh. You know, Filty needs to laugh too. Okay. Yeah. He works hard. He does. Okay. I'm going to land this plane. Kiki. Thank you for coming on. And then thank you for the whole day with me and then still came and did the show coming up for you. I know you're getting married soon. I know. Oh my god. I'm mortified. I'm teasing now. It'll be really fun. Kiki in the morning tomorrow. Kia or see Thompson on YouTube. Subscribe. It's rude to watch and not subscribe. Subscribe here too. And then subscribe there. And then I'll still be on Thursday. We have Nightlife Chrissy. I'll do it from Mickey's studio. So yeah. Okay. You're gonna have to remember to sign out of StreamYard next time so that Mickey's not signed in as you. But and then she's in chats as me. Oh my god. It was a nightmare, but we figured it out. I think. Oh. Amazing. I have to play this because I actually agree with this for once. I agree with this. With this person who is on a little bit of an airport rant. Who I love an Ick. Yeah. The airport. I want to see you in pants with some structural integrity. I don't want your comfy. That's not for you. I didn't sign up to leave the house and see you wearing joggers with a hole in it. Those things are for girls. Only please put on your jeans, khakis, J. Crew Chinos. They're always on sale at the factory outlet. It's an epidemic and it's only getting worse. I've visited a lot of different things. It seems like as straight men we're taking creative liberties that we don't need to be taken. Why do you need to be hungry? It's it's a sight and sore eyes. You guys want to wear the pants in society? So wear the pants everywhere. You're poor. Yes. And if you can dress appropriately as my girl Kamala Harris says, do not come. Okay. I have to disregard her whole opinion now. Before it was so good. I mean, the thing is, like, I can, if you're going to be on a long walk or a long flight, you want to be comfortable. But like, look for binoculars is on this list. Don't have a birthday. Don't be comfortable. Don't have non-pointy ears, non-pointy ears. You have to be an elf. Don't order. Write me. Don't have your feet dragging. A bug swatter. Don't dance. Don't have a birthday at the top here. Don't have a birthday. I love this list, actually. Yeah. Where can we find the whole list? Don't have a birthday. Does that mean that he, like, isn't supposed to be born? No. Maybe celebrate. Everyone should celebrate their birthday. Yeah. You should celebrate your birthday. I actually don't like that list at all. Yeah. I don't like it. I know what we're talking about. I agree with everything on it. Also, your ears better not be pointy. You're not a fucking elf. That's true. Yeah. You're not a fancy character. We are. Have normal ears. I might accept cauliflower ear, but that does kind of work because I know how you get that. Then it's like, "Ooh, he has a past." And you might have brain damage. Yes. Yeah. It may be a record. I love it. You're just the main part. Just don't be more retarded than I am and then we're good. That's a low bar. Somebody has to be the brainer than this relationship. It's all going to be me. Courtney, what's coming up for you? I don't really know, but to be honest, I haven't really planned much out for my near future. However, if you like having Ted Kuzinski's Manifesto read to you, we are still in the very early stages of it because I have severe ADHD. So I love it. Yeah. If you like that and government conspiracy theories, then you can go ahead and subscribe to my YouTube channel. It was that Courtney. If you like jiggly boob gifts, then you can follow me on Twitter where I will probably have a jiggly boob gift fight with Chrissy Mayer's breasts. Love it. Great guy. Courtney, appreciate you. You look stunning as always in Boner Land. I think the last-minute yellow boy from Zatochi, Zato, "Promises, promises by naked eyes begins to play." I don't know how that goes. Thank you. Yeah. Kim Coulter. Well, I'm not really- People still giving birth. I don't think I will record the birth itself, but I was actually planning on- Because you're going to livestream it. Yeah. Oh, God. No, it's horrible. But I am. This is going to be my first home birth. So I might do some kind of- Yeah. So I do want to- because one thing I have been working on is a guide for women in the hospital, like questions to ask your doctor and things to know about before you go in to deliver in hospitals. That's something I've been working on. I won't be producing as much- I'm more so doing the commentary thing when I'm bored because I'm kind of- I take a break right before I give birth each time, but you can follow my free form train of thought stuff on Twitter at Coulter Culture, and I play D&D. I run a D&D game, and that's starting to go live soon, which is really fun. And as always, I will leave an open invitation for any ladies to come join us for an encounter, or if you want to roll up a sheet, it's always a lot of fun. We have a really good game. But otherwise, keep an eye out for my documentary style video that I'm putting out. I did an interview with Scott Adams on the benefits and the harms of weed and weed culture, so that's going to come out soon. And just after the baby comes out, all the video content is going to be coming out soon. So keep an eye out towards the end of October, Coulter Culture. Cool. I love that. That's really cool. You're doing a home birth. Like in a like a like a little baby pool? I have a pool. I have a pool just in case, but who knows where it'll happen. You're so hardcore. That sounds crazy. That is so very cool. Yeah. Mary Jane Murphy, thank you for coming on. This was your first Simcast. What did you think? Were you overwhelmed? Were you? No, it was fun. It was fun. There were some parts that were a little like, you know, like the milking stuff. Two breast milking. Not my case. Baby killing stuff. There was like, there were some stuff parts where I was like, all right, let's. Babies are being killed though. We have to talk about these things. But I mean, some of us sort of want to kill the babies, you know? Some of us don't. Well, that's gross. Some of us like to smoke weed. Some of us, you know. She has a children. Yeah, you're just, yeah. She doesn't mean it in that sort of way, right? Like, yeah. Oh, she's a comedian. You're on Instagram. I'm not, I'm like, she's like, let's keep it light. Don't get into heavy topics. Yeah. We jumped on. I was like, wow. We're going to follow you and what's coming up. Instagram, MJ Murphy comedy. That's it. I love it. I love it. I love it. And Ari, last but not least, thanks for coming on. Thanks for having me. It was good to bask in the aftermath of Taylor Lorenz's firing. I was exciting. Yeah, but I've moved on. So I'm good. I'm actually, I started, I, well, my old company was called influences and I own influences.com and it used to be the talent agency. But now I'm doing, um, like short form video for like small and medium sized businesses. So I just like, we basically like study like every type of short form viral video in your niche and then we like create, like we like tell like that, like we tell the business owner like exactly what to create. Like we give them a brief with like scripts and like hook like the first three seconds of the video and like we're growing like a bunch of pages. So it's fun. So I'm doing social media. That sounds awesome. Yeah, I'll have to make a couple like shorts for you. I'll, I'll send you like a couple to hire you. Yeah. Dude, I said, um, I sent Ron Coleman because, um, so Ron, I guess he had hired an agency and he was like paying like three grand a month for them. And I look, I looked at the content. I don't know if you guys have seen, there's like a platform called Opus AI and it'll like cut little shorts for you, but it doesn't like it's just, it's just AI. I don't know. Anyway, he wasn't getting much attraction. And he was like, I think Instagram hates me. And I'm like, I think your videos just suck. Like what if I help you make three videos. So then like before the presidential, um, debates, I told him to like record a bunch of videos where he would just be like, did you miss this moment of the debate? Like before it even happened. So he like recorded all these little short hooks. And then after the debate, I edited it all in. So it was like, he hadn't even seen the debates yet, but I had like, you know, and then those three videos that I did, like he normally gets like 200 views and they got like 12,000, 6,000, like 3,000 for three videos I did. So I'm like, okay, I know how to do this. It was, it was pretty fun. But, um, but I could do stuff like that for you. Uh, Chrissy, I'll do like a couple of videos. Yeah. Health. Yeah. Just for fun. We'll go. You guys are like big quitter people, but I'm like on Instagram and TikTok and well, that's where I'm helping my people mainly and YouTube shorts. I need to help. Do you do YouTube shorts, Chrissy? No, I'm intimidated by them. The shorts are where it's at. Yeah. TikTok is a whole world. Yeah. I try to. I mean, yeah, I'm addicted to TikTok. Yeah. Oh, I got to follow you on there. I don't actually go, but I thought I'm not good at TikTok. I mostly just watch it on there, but that's where you reach the most people. Everybody's on it all day long. Yeah. People have like, I mean, they're the, um, the focus though, the attention is span is like like 30 seconds. It's gone. We have none. I'm like, let's wait, wait, don't you love on TikTok when it's like been hours and then some woman comes up. It's like, how long have you been scrolling? Let's take a break. Like now there's like a whole like deal that I'm like, don't tell me what to do, Sandra. I'm like, it's like you created this monster. Right. Now there's TikTok channels for like telling you to maybe take a break. Shut your eyes, you know, get for a walk. Well, like what's working though, I guess for people to grow on, on Instagram and TikTok and, um, and YouTube shorts is just posting one short video a day, like a 30 to 60 second video and you grow, like it's pretty much like, like if you're doing it and your, your videos are decent, you'll grow. So hopefully as long as that, as long as that keeps going, I'll hopefully still be in business. But I have like a lot of friends who like they have businesses, but they're like, we don't want to do social media. Like, I know we have to, but like, this isn't what I do. You know, you have like surgeons. They're like, I don't know, my social media is no good. And you're like, maybe you should just focus on being a surgeon. Like, yeah. Pulling hamsters out of buttholes. Really? Like, some of them get really into it and they like, you know, but then I feel bad for the other ones that are like still good surgeons, but they're just like, I don't want to do my own social media. No, they do because, you know, like the girl that's like, they're like looking at the before and afters. I mean, maybe like a surgeon surgeon. Oh, yeah. Plastic. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Talk about plastic surgeon. You don't want your like, you know, look at my latest people on Disney, like the tech talk. You know, like, Hey, guys, I found my heart surgeon who did my transplant on TikTok. And my ablation was great. I found it, you know, the guy on TikTok. It was they had a great algorithm. You know, that's not what we should be focused on. I just want to do like one social media page for like a plastic surgeon really well. And then like all the other plastic surgeons follow, you know, like in every city is every kind of build that they will come. Yeah. And then do like real estate agents after that. I feel like if I just nail those two niches, I'll really blow up. Oh, girl, you'll be a bizarre man. No one must be crying over how much money you made it. Right. Take time for money. That's funny. So yeah. Oh, this was a great show, guys. Thank you guys for watching. Thank you for having me. Thank you to all the simps in the chat. We simp for you right on back. Appreciate all the super chats and all the fun comments from you guys. Thank you girls for staying this long. It's so much fun. Good times. And we'll see everybody next week. Did I say what I am coming up? Working on this Loomer interview got a schedule with David Loomer. She's got to get back to me. I will be playing among us with Kicks and gamers tomorrow night on Monday. That's very fun. And then nightlife on Thursday at 9 p.m. Eastern with Kiki over here. The bean is going to be six months old on Thursday. Oh, my God. That's a big no. Why is he growing up? He's getting so big. I know. My God. All right. This is fun guys. We'll see you all next time. Bye. Bye.