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Grim Wagers: Week 5
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[Music] Body cameras and welcome to this week's Grim Wetters with me, Michael, 21 the Grim wafer. And yeah, let's just get into it again. It definitely is Grim Wetters, nova all-out loss. Everyone lost again. But again, I was two of them. I was one off. It's at one off with the killingness. So I have to like, you know, change how I approach this, because putting all my bets on on Thursday night really isn't the best way, I don't think. Usually when I put these bets on, it's on like Saturday or Sunday morning. So yeah, I've resulted back to doing it this way. So I'm cutting this on Saturday morning. Hopefully, you know, I've seen a massive difference in the markets already with the amount of types of bets that I could put on. So it is looking a bit more familiar to how it has been, where I was putting them all on on Thursday night. So yeah, last week the two one-offs that I had was on the night, the late game kick-offs where I picked the team and then I have the hook. All of them came in. The hook was, I picked all the teams right, and all of the hooks came in apart from one. And the hook was for the team to score within the two-minute warning of the first half. And I was watching this on Red Zone as it was happening. I think the raiders got their field goal, and I knew it was around about the two-minute warning of how great that's came in. And then when I looked, it was something like two minutes and 52 on the clock, and no one's got in that two-minute. So that didn't come in because of that, which blamed the raiders for that one. And the other one was me Rival Ribet that I had on, which it was the Saints and Falcons game, Viking Packers, Jags Texans, and the Cowboys and Giants had picked all the teams to win correct. And I also went over and under on points, and I got all them correct apart from the Cowboys. They didn't get over 46 and a half against the Giants. So I'm actually blaming Dak Prescott for that, because you know, Giants weren't going to score much more, but you know, the Cowboys should have. See, it really is getting grim wages now, where I'm actually picking players out to blame for my bets, not coming in, not actually blaming myself. So yeah. So I've got to be a little bit more optimistic about this week, especially because I'm putting them on as close to kick off as I can. And the markets look like the fully open running, you know, there's not going to be much change in them. There still is a few things that me betting that won't let us put on there I would like, which it bit stuff about really, but yeah, we'll see how this gets on. So I started it off on the first and out game. I was going to introduce this type of bet that I use on the UFC, where I basically just start off with an amount put it on. And if it wins, I put it on the next and I just keep rolling around on the fights up until I rather lose or, you know, I'll get to a substantial amount. So I'm going to try that type of bet that I do in the UFC with this on the prime time games. So I started off with the Falcons game on Thursday, which I bet I put my one reefer book on the Falcons to win. And that came in at a 1.6 reefer books back. We got enough in spectacular, but this is where it all starts to build up and it can build up quite quick. So the next prime time game is the Cowboys and the Steelers. I've went for the Steelers to win this and I've put my 1.6 reefer books on that and I will get a return of 2.7 reefer books. Now, I haven't put the next one on because I don't know if this one's coming yet, but I did put that on to see and it is the Chiefs game. And if I put 2.76 reefer books on the Chiefs game, I'm going for the Chiefs. I will get a return of 3.82 reefer books. So by the end of this week, you know, the return isn't going to be that great, but if by the end of this week, I have won all three of them bets, then all that 3.2, I think it was, reefer books will be going on the San Francisco and the Seattle Seahawks game on Thursday night next week. So we'll see what return that gives if it comes in. So, yeah, you know, this is going to be a slow bet that you build up over time and, you know, you're going to be restrained to not take any out and you've got to keep what you win. You keep putting on until you get to the point where you want to quit. And when you do it with the UFC, obviously, you get it all done in one night because you're just back-to-back fight after fight. You know, but since you put it on, you fight starts. It could be over within a couple of minutes. And then you're on to the next one. This obviously, I would say maybe do it for about a month and then see what we're going to get at the end of the month. It could all be over by the Cowboys and Steelers game by where my looks go. And so, yeah, we'll see what happens with that. The next one I've put on, it is the return of the international games. And, you know, you look at people get me tomorrow as well with the international reefer apart. I'm not attending the game, sadly, but I'll go through that the reefer apart, reason why, because it's a bit of a long story. So for this, I went for a bet builder with one reefer book and I've gone for San Daniel to throw one interception, at least one interception, and then Rogers to throw at least one interception. You know, I do believe in San Daniel, but he does have his flaws and this is one that he has at the minute, he likes to throw interceptions and stuff. So, but not a crucial times, that's the key to it, unlike cousins who throw at the crucial times. San Daniel seems to throw them when he's there, when he's having a bit of an off bit. So, I went for both of them to throw for interceptions. It's actually the letting us put Jonathan Greenhead for a sack. So, he's definitely going on, putting in Jones over 62.5 Russian yards, Justin Jefferson to score a touchdown, and the results to be the Vikings. And that would give me eight odds of 30 to one. So, my one reefer book will give me 31 reefer books back. The noon games, we've only got six games in this. So, I've went for just a six-fold hacker, um, picking the winner. And I've went for bears and panthers, I've went for the bears, bills and Texans, I've went for the bills, ravens and bingles, I've went for the ravens, rounds and commanders, I've went for the commanders, cults and jags, I've went for the cults and dolphins and patriots, I've went for the dolphins. And that gives me a return of 42 to one. So, one reefer book on that gives me 42 reefer books. So, not bad odds then, but just for a six-fold. The next bank games we have that night, we have the late kickoffs and I've went for, like I like to go for a result in a hook. There we go. So, I've went for the result of the Cardinals and the 49ers, to be the 49ers win. The hook that I've went for is, I've went for runners on Russian yads for this one because for what I've been looking and the stats have been picking up this. There's a few runners that show good numbers and, you know, three of them were in this bank of kickoffs. So, I've went for runners on this and Jordan Mason over 86.5 Russian yads for the Broncos and the Raiders game. I've went for the Broncos to win and Giovanni Williams for the Broncos over 53.5 Russian yads for the Packers and the Rams. I've went for the Packers win and just Josh Jacobs over 67.5 Russian yads. And in the Giants and Seahawks game, I did actually want to go for a single teddy under whatever the amount was but. 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Betnap won't let's put it on, so I've had to go for Kenneth Walker, the third, over 71 and a half rushing yards, and this gives you a return of 32 to 1. So, one reefer book on there gives you 32 reefer books. So, the next bet I've come for, I'm going to favour the tight ends this week. Look at the match-ups that you've got. I feel like tight ends, it's going to be one of them weeks where, you know, tight ends shine, maybe. You get them once, twice in a season. So, on them, I'm going for, in the Ravens and Bengals game, I'm going for Mike Gizicki for the Bengals to get over 23.5 receiving yards, and I'm putting him down to get a touchdown. So, each one of these, I'm going for over and under receiving the ads and a touchdown. In the Raiders and the Broncos game, I'm going for Brock Browers to score a touchdown and get over 45.5 receiving the ads. And in the Saints and Chiefs game, you know, this has been a bit of a weird situation for the Chiefs with, I think, this season with Kelsey and my arms. But, I don't know, I think it's all a bit of a, you know, a bit of a plan just to make you think that there's something wrong. And then he's going to hit, yeah, wave her 100 yards game and two touchdowns. And, you know, just, and I think that's coming from the way Kelsey's been brought in a little bit more over the last few games, looking at the stats on all of these that I've went for, the receiving yards have been increasing every game. Apart from, apart from Kazekka, he had a really bad game last week, but the Ravens are, you know, probably one of the worst teams in the league for giving points away to a tight end. So, that's why I think he's going to come back this in this game. So, I went for Travis Kelsey for over 56 and a half receiving yards and discard a touchdown. And, you know, I think, to be fair, the one that's going to let me down, this is one where I'm going to be born off. And it's going to be at Mike Kazekka to scar the touchdown. I think that's the, that's the one that's putting the money on this because it gives it at 110 to one odds. So, a one-raver book on that gives me 110-raver books back. Now, in homage to CM and his love of college football, you know, we got, we got three games this week on Saturday tonight, which we'll be watching. And the three games we're getting is the Missouri at Texas A&M. I'll burn at Georgia and Clemson at Florida. So, I put a little, you know, treble on this. Not nothing too much, but I've picked the winner and went for points over. And so, I've got the Texas A&M and points over 48. Georgia points over 52 and Clemson and points over 46.5. This gives you a return of 13 to one. So, one reefer book on that will give me 13-raver books back. Now, this last bit usually is a rags to riches bet, but when I've put it on, it's not really that much of a rags to riches bet. It's a smaller of a crazy bet, really. So, in homage to Howard Poole, this is the Grim Riffers Plum crazy bet of the week, where I've went for a 13-fold of pretty much every game that's available to us. And I've went for the over and under or the spread or the money line. You know, I thought, that's why it's a little bit less because, you know, I've took a few games where the over and under, it's too hard to call. So, I've just went for a winner and things like that. So, for the Vikings and Jets game, I've went for over 40.5 points. For the Bills and Texans, I've went for the Bills with a plus one spread. For the Ravens and Bengals, I've went for over 49 points. For the Cubs and Jags, I've went for plus three. For the Cardinals and 49ers, I was quite shocked at when I said this, so I've went for Cardinals at plus seven. So, you know, another explanation of the spread. If the Cardinals, because the Cardinals could win this game, so if the Cardinals do win, I would win a portion of it. But the 49ers would have to beat the Cardinals by more than seven points, which I don't think they're gonna. So, either way, if the 49ers win and it's under the spread, then I'll still get that. So, the next one is the Giants and the Seahawks. I've just went for the Seahawks. Moneyline. The Dolphins and Patriots have over 36 points. The commanders, Bear's, perhaps like Bear's Browns and the commanders, I've went for the commanders. The Panthers and the Bears have went for the Bears, both of them on the Moneyline. The Raiders and the Broncos have went for over 36 points. The Packers and the Rams have went for the Packers on a minus-free spread. The Cowboys and the Steelers have went for over 44 points and the Saints and the Chiefs have went for the Chiefs. So, you know, this crazy bet gives me, if I put my final two wafer books on this bet, gives me a return of 4,300 wafer books. So, there we go. Hopefully, I'll get a win this week. I mean, it's just becoming a bit of a joke now. It really is getting to be grim wages. Luckily, I'm only putting 10 wafer books on a week. So, you know, I'm not, I'm not like, I could put myself in any bother with doing this. You know, and I have a, and we'll always promote safe gambling. You know, this is all just to add a bit of excitement to while you're watching the games and things like that. That's why I would do it and hopefully have a little bit of, you know, like a bonus at the end of it instead of just watching it, you know. So, I've found 10 wise gambling courts that can improve your game. And I mean, I'm not going to go through all 10, but I'll go through some of them. Something I'm quite duffed. Money won. It's twice as sweet as money earned. And that was said by Paul Newman in The Color of Money. I'll probably agree with that. Quick while you're ahead, all the best gambling's do. It was by a philosopher. I think we had that last week, actually. In gambling, there are many that lose. You know, oh, no, we had that last week. This isn't the same list I picked last week, is it? No, it's not, no. A gambling the deadly scene is to make bad player with bad luck. And that was in Casino Royale. I don't know if it's James Bond that said that or the other guy, but yeah, show me a gambling. I'll show you a loser. Not a bit harsh. That was there by Mario Puzo, wherever he is. The best way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. That's lots of very wise words. Really, but it's not very exciting, is it? So that being said, nice shot episode. This one managed to get me diamonds. Pretty good, I think. Yeah, I'll be with that. So that being said, a big shout out to, you know, the guys Mike and Teddy and CM and Goose and all the guys at the football function. And yeah, going over to Patreon and become certified fungi for one dollar a month. And remember, when the phone stops stop, don't chase your bets. That was a good one. Yeah, gamble safe, gamble aware. Yeah, you know, just have fun out there with it. Don't, you know, don't put yourself in any bother that you need to just, just for the joy of entertainment and making some extra cash. You know, it is, it is all just fun enough. So I will be back tomorrow with the international river report, where I'll be covering the Vikings versus the Jets. And yeah, I will speak to you shortly. Stiff that, everybody. Stiff that. Stiff that. Breaking news, and this one is almost unbelievable. Yeah, it's all about new customers at Bet365, because they get $200 in bonus bets when they bet $5. And even better bonus bets can be used on the spread, totals, and player props. 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