(upbeat music) Live from our studios in Austin, Texas, this is Drinking Bros. Fake News. With Ross Patterson. Dan Holloway. Papa G. with the traffic. - How you feel? - Not good, yeah. - Field reporter, Hot Boss. (dramatic music) - And Delco Dan with sports. (dramatic music) - Welcome to Fake News. - Yeah, welcome to Drinking Bros. Fake News. Every body bringing you the realest. Fakeest news from over the weekends. FEMA, FEMA's gonna have a hard time here in about three or four days again. That's not looking great. What is looking great though, is we'll be at University of Oregon this Friday. Come and meet us at prime time there in Springfield. It's about five miles from campus. Bob, if you wanna pull that up and pop open the pictures of this lovely sports bar. Found out that they were listeners of the show here and they were requested it. We always wanna help you guys out. And we said, "Yeah, let's fucking do this, man." So we'll switch and do whatever. I don't have to do my bullshit alumni thing. Let's do it. Let's all fucking rage. Let's hang, do a show at noon out there and then just stay all day afterwards. Lot of college football on that night to bed on. Looks fun. Pull up the interior too. This is a good old fashioned sports bar up there. Yeah, I mean, there we go. There we go. 90 TVs over there. Drink specials, food. Let's fucking go, dude. Daddy's ready to party this weekend. New rankings came out. It's number two versus number three as well. And it's the prime time game on Saturday night. Join us there and there will be all tailgating the next day with Richard Denoff and those guys. They're all flying out from Ohio State. We'll be in the Boy Scout lot. Forgive me, I don't know the university that well. I know it's right outside the stadium, but we'll drop a pin as soon as we get there on Wednesday or Thursday. Yeah, and I just got a text from, this should maybe exciting for some of you. Or if you're Oregon fans. Or Carolina Panthers fans because running back, Jonathan Stewart is gonna be our guest for the show on Friday. Yeah, dude, no way. Is that real? Yeah, he's a buddy of mine. We do some charity shit together. He's awesome. He's the best. Yeah. And he was one of my favorite running backs. Oh, a very good running back. My guy. You couldn't stop that guy. I had him in fantasy, like probably six or seven now. He's like a chiseled fucking dis-bullying wrecking ball. Yeah. Honestly, God, he's-- Remind me. He's Gencie from Boise State. A little bit, yeah, he's one of those big dudes that can fucking move, you know what I mean? It's weird. Like, you don't expect somebody that large, like, thick to be able to move like that. Or with Derek Henry, who's thick and six foot three. Yeah, that's a freak of nature. But Jonathan's like-- Wait, he's six foot. I mean, he's a solid six foot. He's my height, so-- Big dude. Yeah, he's a big ass dude. And he's a really nice guy, too. So we'll come out and meet him if you're an organ fan. He's one of the best running backs in organ history, so you should definitely come check him out. Absolutely. And we'll be doing leg presses together. Just to see who can put up more. Yeah, and you heard Delco was talking shit, too, so he's going to kick the shit out of Delco. Yeah. I love Jonathan Stewart. Yeah, yeah. You still love him, and Daniel Williams, they're great. You say you have the best legs, though, and we're going to have a leg press again. Why don't we do leg press? Leg press doesn't prove anything. Leg press is gay, you know. That proves everything in this world. Do everything you need to know. Clean and jerk or something like that would be better. No, leg press all day, dude. Leg press all day. Yeah, he and Daniel are together. Jesus Christ, man. Oh, man, it was amazing. Daniel is actually the coach of UCLA right now. Yeah, yeah. You know what, you know what, Jonathan's coaching? Middle school football right now. You know what, it's fun. I understand you, dude. I'm telling you, his middle school football team has him and another NFL guy, and then like a former Green Beret or some shit. We'll talk about it. Do they just crush everybody? Yeah. And the kids are all like, the parents are all like, I can't believe that we've got NFL dudes coaching our middle school football team. Oh, it's so great. Eventually, they'll probably go coach the high school team there, you would think, at some point, just because not for any reason, he just loves doing it, you know, but it's pretty funny. I've had a couple friends retire in life to go back and be high school from whatever their current, you know, thing was, not due to their age, but because their current job. And he said, man, my dream is just to go back and coach, like, middle school, high school, football. And I understand that. Well, one of the reasons he gave-- because I think he's got a son that's too young, his daughter's just playing like-- I think she's like 10 or 12. She's playing soccer and shit. But one of the reasons he told me was that that's the age when you can actually train them. Once they get into high school, they know everything. Yeah. Yeah. It's true. Not that they actually do, but that's-- they actually think they know everything. It's like, all right, cool, dude. You know everything. You're 14, 15 years old, and I was in the NFL for 10 years. Yeah. So maybe shut the fuck up. And let me handle this. All right, kids, you know the rules here on Patreon, drinking bros, podcast, Patreon. It's going to get dark. We always start with the memes here on Monday. What do we got up first, Anthony? This first one is-- since you brought up FEMA, it's thanks, Kamala. OK, great, great. Can't impress play there. Please help us. We are dying. We are without food, water, or shelter, or any electricity. We need your aid. Understood. We're going to send $8 billion worth of aid. Oh, thank you to Ukraine. Let's do that right away. ASAP, come on. What? No, a hurricane is completely ravaged. The people that you represent give us that money. Oh, don't worry. We're going to give you money. Every single one of you is getting $750 each. You sent $8 billion to Ukraine. You're going to give us $750. You know what? OK, we'll take it. How do we get it? Easy. You just go online and apply, and if you pass the application, we'll wire the money right over. OK, let me get this straight. You want us, people that are trapped in a town with no water, food, resources to spend $750 on, to go online when we have no electricity so we don't have any Wi-Fi to get the $750? I'm black, just like one of you. What does that have to do? President Biden, please do something. We used to be respectable. Nailed it. Nailed it. I've heard a rumor that the 750 is actually alone. No. OK, good. If two people sent me that over the weekend, I was like, if that's fucking true, burn down everything. It's easy to believe anything you hear negative about the federal government, but just fucking relax. Yeah. Because somebody else, three other people sent me this fucking hurricane thing of like, oh, they're shooting things up in the closet. I'm like, nope, not believe in that. Yeah, by the way, just to address that before we get any further into the news here, people are seeing this next hurricane that's coming. And they're like, oh, winds will never started at the Gulf and then made its way east through Florida. 1888 is the last recorded one. No shit. It's been a while. 140 years. Two for another 35 years or so, but it's definitely half of before. And I don't think we were able to control the weather in 1888. So shut the fuck up. Like, if you stop bitching about every single thing, not everything is a conspiracy. And even if it is, what the fuck are you going to do about it? Yeah, shut your fucking mouth and go help somebody. That's it? Or just like fucking get out of here. God damn it, man. It's it. I know a couple people sent me those. I'm like, dude, I'm not buying into whatever this is. What do we get up next? This next one is called the wrong party. And it says, when you realize you're at the wrong party and it's a scene from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." OK. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] Holy shit. Is this real? Is that really him? Oh, yeah. I haven't seen this episode. [MUSIC PLAYING] [LAUGHS] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [LAUGHS] Oh my god, dude. What season was this? I think it's season seven or eight, maybe. And the context is, well, I don't want to ruin it. But it is 10 years old. 10 years old, guys. So Charlie's mom is faking having cancer because she and Max Mom accidentally drove over a statue and fucked it up at the church. So they want to raise money so they're faking cancer. And they try to convince the gang that Dr. Jinx, as he's known, which is-- Puff Daddy. Puff P that he's a fucking character is a doctor. He could cure cancer for $5,000. And this is him convincing-- well, he was like, Dennis is having a hard time caring about all this because he's a sociopath. And Dr. Jinx is like, oh, I've got something to make you care as well. And he starts playing the bass like that. Is he going to get worse for Diddy, by the way? Yeah, it's getting way worse. The lawyer is sending out letters, demand letters, two celebrities that were involved in some of these tapes. They're saying, hey, you can pay and settle this up with 120 victims that we have currently. Or we'll just go ahead and file these lawsuits. Yeah, yeah. It's going to get worse. What do we got up next? This next one's called finally. Finally. Bob, you're going to need to explain this one, I think. Finally. For people. OK. It's a George Floyd joke. OK. George Floyd's soul is leaving his body. What's-- why is it leaving his body, though, I guess? It's a question I would ask. Because he's dying? He's dying. Well, but what precipitated the death, Bob? Who knows? Who could say? Yeah, is that Chauvin right there? Yeah, Chauvin's on him. And he's leaving the body. His soul is a milky white hue. Yep. And he says, holy shit, I'm finally white. And Derek Chauvin says, you're welcome. Yeah. Just as the ghost is leaving the body there. I mean, to me, that looks more like a tax write off than a crime, right? You should be able to deduct that as a charitable donation. Just phone that into your CPA and see what he says. Just send him that picture and see what happens. Type it in a rocket. Rocket some mortgage. You know, see if it helps you to credit or anything else. Holy shit. This session is called George Foreman. OK. George Foreman. It's like a little grill there. I also have been around for a long time, but I think I've found a new trick with them. Instead of putting it out on the counter and pressing as hard as possible to get your chicken flat, you can lay it down on the floor and place one knee over it. Stop resisting. Stop resisting. And sometimes the chicken will say things. I can't breathe. But just know that that chicken is a dirty liar and it has fentanyl in its system. Wow. Who is-- is this a famous guy? I don't know. I don't know. He's some British comedian. It's a really funny sketch. Not famous. Then we got a couple down the phone. He deserves follow for that. That's a pretty good one. That's a really funny sketch. Great writing. Who do we got up next? I don't remember what this one is. I just put retards. Oh, just retards. Yeah, it's all for us. Sure. Sure. Get in press play. Today, our children's children will read American history. And can you imagine our reading the James Madison or Thomas Jefferson tried to overthrow the government so they can stay in power? That's who we're looking at. We're looking at American history. One day, our children-- I'm sorry? So two of the dudes that overthrew the British government-- Yeah. Remember them? Yep, sure do. And created ours. Yeah. That's how history is going to remember. Retards. Retards. You know what I mean? Just the dumbest motherfuckers on earth farting the bathtub. This one's called school supplies. Oh, cut. Oh, yeah? Thankfully, Walmart puts the bag packs next to the school supplies. Yeah. Bob, what were those school supplies? Guns. Guns. Oh, shit. There you go. All right. Yeah, just right there. What kind of store is that by? Walmart. Oh, is it Walmart? Or it could be-- I don't know. There's a big sports on the way. That's a big category of Walmart. It could be an Academy. Oh, sports Academy or something like that. But who cares? Yeah, who cares. Great one, though. Great one. This one's-- I don't know if you've ever seen any of these videos before. It's like some AI program that you just put text into, and it sings like epic songs, but it just reads the text. And usually what happens is it's comments or conversations that happen, like a text conversation or comments on a thread. And this one is just awful. So Bob, I don't even know-- well, I guess it reads them out loud, so you don't have to do anything except for read the initial caption, probably. It says what rhymes with even. That's the name of this one. OK. Treat something. What rhymes with even, as in, I don't get mad. I get even. 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Look at us, dude. Look at us. All right. Top story of the day here. We'll give you the Halloween updates, obviously. Who you've been chatting with? What's going on? I've been chatting with everyone. Okay. And who is that? Like everyone. Everyone. Okay. Well, you want to listen to us? National Guard, the White House. Ingeos, FEMA, everybody over the weekend. And I just want to address some things. I made a Twitter thread about this, but I want to read them out loud for people that don't use it. Agencies like FEMA are certainly run by this incompetent administration. There's a question about that. And we've seen this time and time again. It isn't just this administration, by the way. It's the federal government in general. It's bad, pretty much everything. And weak or absent leadership at the federal level, including the White House, has precipitated some of this. But I just want to be clear that the blame for the disjointed slow and disorganized response in North Carolina specifically rests solely on Roy Cooper, the governor, for not pushing the ICS, the incident command system command to federal authorities. I'll address all these issues, including the horrible advice being given to the governor by members of his National Guard command. First, let's start with the delayed response. This is entirely because Cooper has failed to request federal authority as a Wednesday of his past week. Only 10% of the National Guard had even been activated. Of those activated, no one knew who to report to you. As is usually the case in these situations, the American public stood up and started acting immediately. And there's a lot of rumors about the National Guard or cops or FEMA stopping people from helping. I don't know anything about any of that. I've seen people posting pictures of cops and then saying, "Look, they're stopping us." I'm like, "Well, you just showed me a picture of a cop." My understanding from people on the ground is, including 10, Kennedy, is that cops have only been stopping people from going down roads that were fucked up. So you would just get stuck down there and then you would have to come rescue your ass. That's my understanding. By the way, the people that I chatted with over the weekend have said the same thing. They've had a largely positive response regarding the police, but you have to remember these roads are washed out. So you can get to a certain point, but then you're going to be trapped along with everybody else. The thing about the mountains is, if you've never lived in the mountains before, especially on the east coast in Appalachia, almost all the roads follow the rivers because that's how it works. So if there's a storm like this, it's going to fuck the roads up. Yep. Completely. Now, if anything weird is happening, it's because no one's actually in charge. One example of this came from an active member of the armed forces that reached out. They communicated to me that they can't conduct SARS search and rescue and provide life limit, eyesight treatment to anyone without first calling for authority to the National Guard. This is an active duty person, right, with assets, with medics on board their aircraft. If they fly over something and see a mass casualty event or people in need or something like that, they have to fucking go make a phone call to the National Guard command first before they get even entered decked in that situation. That means the National Guard has told them not to act without their express consent, which is fucked. This is why the ICS exists. So why is that happening? Because they're incompetent. And that's it. Yep. Okay. Because they don't know how to run this situation, honestly. For those of you who have deployed before, you know this exact situation. You're in a fucking firefight. You're in a tick. You need close air support now. And you can't get it because some kernel 20 or 30 miles away won't authorize it. And then people die as a result. That's exactly what's happening here. People are dying because of it. So now the situation on the ground is clear. What does history tell us about this? A review of Hurricane Katrina, which I've written multiple papers about as an emergency manager and as a student back in the day, states two primary lessons learned. One is put federal authority and charge it immediately. And then two is lean on private companies for supply like Walmart, Costco, etc. Don't reinvent the wheel. Don't try to stand up a public company to do what private companies can already do. Right. This is this is also man. There's a book about this forged freedom about the American car industry specifically and how private private years from the American car industry were the ones who made it possible for us to win World War II. But forget about all that. From the review, this is a direct quote. What also has changed is the strain of the strategy behind employing DOD assets. During Katrina, the doctrine in place was called sequential failure, which means local officials had to fail. And then the state effort had to fail before federal government would come in. Katrina changed this. It's thinking of it as like a use of force continuum. You don't have to use a force continuum. It's like, all right, I start with talking. Right. Like if you're with a criminal, I start with talking and try to deescalate. And then I go to baton, then taser, then gun. Right. But if a guy pulls out a gun, I don't have to pull out my baton and throw it on the ground. Then my taser, throw it on the ground and then pull my gun. Right. Let's go straight to the gun. You go right to the point that's going to solve the problem. Right. So why then go to federal authority? It's because they have access to greater resources. Personnel who are actually trained to manage dozens of agencies all the same time. They have access to the J9, which has reps from every federal agency and the DOD and a unified national response, legal authority, emergency powers, all this stuff. Now, I mentioned the 82nd mild unit several times. I'll explain why exactly. In addition to their proximity to the situation, they're uniquely suited to manage this situation. Because they're in North Carolina? No, no, forget it. They are in North Carolina, but that's beside the point. After 20 plus years of war, people think of us as lunatic, card charging, door kickers, and that's certainly true. But the unique thing about the 82nd is our ability to insert into hostile territory and set up an entire city's worth of resources in a matter of hours. These airfields, whether it's an airfield or not, set up operations, right? As much as my infantry brain hates to admit this, it is our massive support element, the CAB, air, medical, et cetera, that make us such a devastating force on such short notice. It's what we were created for, and we are literally the best in the world at it. There's nobody in the world that's better at this than we are. But why is the government not allowing them to do it? We'll get there. That's not what I did. We trained to do this all the time, jump in. My job as an infantryman is to go kill about your shit, and then set perimeter security, but the real work is being done inside of our perimeter, setting up basically an entire city to deal with this stuff. Now, this is all common knowledge in the emergency management world. Some people might argue that the fire department fire is better suited for ICS command, and while they did invent, Cal Fire invented the ICS back in the day, this is a massive operation that requires immediate federal authority. So if it's common knowledge, to your point, why is it not happening? The first reason is Governor Cooper doesn't know what he's doing and I've seen it firsthand. He literally doesn't know what his abilities are as a governor here. Which is strange because North Carolina has gone through hurricanes before. And he's been governor for eight years. Yes. And we were there. One of my shit. You remember that other place that I had the whole fucking side ripped off, the goddamn thing, and it took a while. Trump came down there, but Cooper's used to this. Yeah. So it's not like it hasn't, North Carolina has never been hit. Now we've been hit a shit ton in the last five, six years. No. The second part is he's getting horrible advice from his own people. A colonel in the North Carolina National Guard has him convinced that the people of Appalachia will start attacking any federal agent or soldier or anybody that comes near them. This is why because they hate the government. But do you believe that? No. That is fucking moronic. I can promise you this. Someone who's trapped and hasn't eaten in days and needs medical attention isn't going to fucking start shooting at a soldier that comes by. They're patriotic people. If ATF and DEA and federal agents start showing up, they might have a problem with that. Right. But that's what we're talking about. We're talking about military people. They have many, many of my friends who were in the military from Appalachia. They are not anti military. That's not how it works. Anyways. Third is if you want to place any blame on the federal government, it's a complete lack of leadership at the White House. If Joe Biden was awake and aware or if Kamala Harris even gave a shit about human beings other than herself, they would pick up a gun. They would do the right thing. I know for an absolute fact, they have not done that. So right now, the only option we have is for all of you to light this dude up every way you can. Social media, phone, email, whatever you can do. Finally, to address some of the other issues with reporting. The body count appears to be very low to a lot of people for the damage done. There's a couple of reasons for that. So I talked to some special operators in that region who are doing stuff. We have a pretty good sense of why the numbers are relatively low. Excuse me. We're not going to have a real sense of the death toll until major excavations begin. Many bodies are under water covered by mud and debris or simply ripped apart so badly they can't even be identified. They're like finding random body parts right now, floating in the water and just on the side of the road and cars all kind of shit. The information from the ground is that the reported body count is going to increase by five to ten times as the recovery operations continue, which means we've already surpassed Katrina levels of death. And again, I mentioned this before, as is always the case in an emergency situation, the first casualty is always the truth. It doesn't help anyone to like, oh, they're trying to steal lithium mines and blah, blah, blah, just shut the fuck up. Either donate or volunteer or shut your fucking mouth. You're not helping anybody do anything. All you're doing is adding to the fucking problems. And a good place to donate and volunteer to saveourallies.org. The end. Yeah. And then over the weekend, I've chatted with a bunch of people in North Carolina and Georgia as well. Don't think this is just North Carolina. Georgia is still out of power right above, like, right above Augusta and those guys still don't have power. And this was over a week ago now at this point. So it's not just North Carolina. South Carolina is affected in Georgia as well. And those people are still going through it. And a lot of them still don't have power, water, sell, any of that other stuff. Yeah. And it'll go back to that meme that you posted earlier of like, yeah, just go online and do it. Rad. Where at? And where do we do that? I know Elon has put Starlink in North Carolina. There's also, um, there are linemen who have, I've talked to some of the people that are running these guys. There are linemen who have hiked like 200 miles into the mountains by themselves to fix these power issues. Now the bigger areas are getting taken care of pretty quickly. But if you've ever been to this area, you know that there's like, there are, there's some acreage up there. And there's a lot of people that live not off grid necessarily, but they're, it's, it's just like spotty. The population is spotty. Yeah. Um, and those are the people that are fucking suffering big time right now. So, uh, you know, it's, man, just, I don't want to hear your fucking bitch. You know what you should do instead of a swear jar? You should have a complaint jar. And every time you fucking run your mouth about something that's going on without actually doing something about it, write an IOU and put it in the jar. I now owe a favor to somebody. I now owe a good deed or service to somebody. Be a fucking man and do your job and shut your cunt mouth with all this fucking whining and complaining. Yeah. There's been a lot of wild speculation. And again, I'm not even going to fucking do the hurricane thing that's coming out now. People said they're shooting shit into the sky and everything. No, dude. Well, we have been manipulating the weather for a very long time, but it's not creating it. We are in peak hurricane season right now. We're not creating hurricanes in the fucking ocean, dude. If we had the power to do that, I'm sure we would have sent them over to fucking China or Russia or something cool like that instead of our own fucking people for Christ's sakes. And, uh, and then, yeah, right as of right now, they've updated that new hurricane to a cat five. Um, and they're expecting it to hit maybe Wednesday or Thursday right now. I mean, I'm sure I don't need to tell you this. Yeah, I'm sure I don't need to tell you this, but if you're in the direct path of that thing, get just fucking leave. There's no reason to stay there. Get out now by the way of today. Because the grid, I live there for a year. The grid, the highways and all that shit trying to get out of Tampa. If you wait another day, a day and a half, that fucking traffic is going to be too intense. And if it's as intense as this one that just came through, you'll be trapped in your fucking course. So, yeah, get out of there if you can. What are we going to say about? Our oyster farmer friend is currently evacuating. Is he really? Jake is, uh, yeah, getting out of there. Yeah. Is he down in Tampa right now? Uh, he's on the Atlantic coast, but it's, um, it's, so it's not going to, he's not going to get like hit with the initial, whatever, but he's going to get, the storm is going to pass over him. And they, they think it's going to be bad on both sides. So he, they're going north. Yeah, I'm looking for, uh, I'm looking at the recent updates here. So, uh, DeSantis, uh, just issued an EO this morning, uh, to get the National Garden action ahead of Hurricane Milton. Uh, he also got the Pinellas County, uh, dumps open Pinellas County. Uh, by the way, is the county that encompasses Clearwater, Tampa and Saint Pete. Florida is lucky to have a real governor, frankly. Yeah. Who could, this is what should have happened immediately. I guarantee you as soon as, um, shit gets fucked up, he will do the right thing and get the federal government involved. I mean, I hate the federal government more than any of you. 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Next story is, as I was saying, Donald Trump has returned to the site where he narrowly escaped assassination in July, pushing the emotional buttons of his supporters and suggesting that his political opponents maybe even tried to kill me to stop him from regaining the White House. The Republican presidential nominee and perennial showman mounted in unabashedly. Sentimental spectacle in Butler, Pennsylvania on Saturday. He was joined by Elon Musk, who made baseless claim that Trump supporters failed to turn out. This will be our last election. Their joint appearance before an enthusiastic crowd of thousands, capped hours of programming, seemingly intended to kind of mythologize the July 13 shooting for Trump and the base one month before the presidential election. The rally was held with heightened security at the same grounds where Trump was grazed in the right ear and one rally-goer fire-fire Corey Comperatori was killed when a gunman opened fire. This would be assassin, the 20-year-old Thomas Matthew Crooks of Bethel Park, Pennsylvania. It was shot and killed by a secret service sniper. As he walked out on a stage, a video juxtaposed of an image of George Washington crossing the Delaware River. With the photo of Trump with a fist raise and a voice boomed, this man could not be stopped. This man cannot be defeated. As I was saying, Trump says he appeared on stage gesturing toward an immigration chart that he was looking at when the gunfire erupted 12 weeks earlier. The crowd, which was overwhelmingly white, roared enthusiastically holding a lot of signs that said fight, fight, fight. You've got a clip of this. I have not seen this yet. Go ahead and play it. A very big thank you to Pennsylvania. We love Pennsylvania. And as I was saying... You are a very big thank you. I don't know how I missed that. He actually joked about doing it. When I get back on stage, I'm just going to start right back up in the conversation. Man, dude. The fact of his motherfuckers almost twice been killed in six weeks or whatever it is. He's crazy dude. He's like one of those energy monsters from superhero movies, like the more nukes you fire at him, the stronger he gets. It's an old saying. If you kind of come at the king, you better not miss. Yeah, but let me ask you this, man. I'll be completely genuine what I asked this to. Is there a part of him that's almost like, all right, if they are going to do it, fuck it. Is there a better way to go out than being a martyr? I mean, he's 78. Right. It's better than dying. It's not like you're 50, right? Because if you're 50 and doing this shit and they're keep coming after you, at 78, I feel like you can take the risk like this and be like, all right, this is going to happen. Anyways, let's really fucking make it happen. I mean, do you want the world to remember you like Martin Luther King or like Jimmy Carter? Phew. Tough call. No, it's not. Tough call. Got to refer to Bob on this one here. Jimmy. Jimmy's a hundo. That's an impossible question. Jimmy's still writing his legacy. There's still pages to be written. Right. There are pages to be written just like there were pages of the pen to should be written after Moses died and Caleb and Joshua wrote those as you know as a biblical scholar yourself. Jimmy's writing. Yeah. Jimmy's still doing the writing. Jimmy's building. No. Jimmy was being wheeled around that day. We showed the footage. He was tired from building house, saving his energy from building house. I wish someone would wheel me around when I'm tired. God, we got two hurricanes, assassination attempts, all this crazy shit happening. Jimmy's still alive. Jimmy still keeps on trucking. Every day I wake up and I'm like, oh, he's got to be dead now. No. He keeps on going. Good for- I mean, they should- Jimmy. Where does he live? Is he in Georgia? So we actually did this some Ross Patterson Revolution. He's in the same house that he bought 60 years ago. So he's close enough to all this chaos that he's probably feeding on those souls right now. That'll keep him alive for at least the rest of this year. Maybe. And yeah, pop up that house right there. That's it. And show the people there. So lived in this house for 60 years. And we actually did a fucking full tribute show that day. Something interesting about him that you'll like, even though he was a shitty president, he said that he didn't believe in benefiting off of presidency of the United States. So he sold his peanut farm, paid off the mortgage on his house and has lived in the same house with his wife that he has for 60 years here. He's always been a good man. I don't think anybody ever questioned that. No. Shitty president. Shitty president. But a good person. And once we really dug into the backstory of Jimmy Carter, even as a kid from Georgia, I didn't know much of the shit that was going on, but also a lot of people in Georgia hated him growing up. So. Yeah. I mean- Fathers. Father's data. They go away, they take on some cause or another. I don't know what Gerald Ford did. He wasn't a real president anyways, but his predecessor got booted out. Nixon just hid. You know, what was he going to do? I'm not sure what- I know, I don't know what LBJ did. I know what JFK did. LBJ died like four years after he left off. It wasn't very long. Yeah. He okay died in office, obviously, and before him, I don't know what Eisenhower did, except for talk shit about the military and industrial complex afterwards, but it's been a- like these days, it's pretty common, right, for that to happen. Reagan was obviously retarded, so he didn't do anything, but Carter, maybe Carter actually started the trend with Habitat for Humanity. He definitely used whatever power and influence he had left in his life to help other people. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Clinton started the Clinton Global Initiative, which is like a sex trafficking and money laundering organization that was deeply tied with Israel and with what's his name, Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah. George W. Bush sat in the bathtub and painted dogs. Sure did. Not well. It's not great, but you do have to admire him painting inside the bathtub. And then Obama just kept being president. Yeah. He's never left. FBI and CIA to spy on Donald Trump and then run the world because you goddamn better believe that it wasn't Joe Biden doing anything. No, he's on his third term right now. Yeah. He's on his third term. And then Trump obviously was planning on getting back in, so we'll see what he does with the time he has left should he win the selection, but yeah, I mean, Carter, the point of his card is a good man. Yeah. Probably, probably as far as presidents go, probably one of the best, but that isn't always translated into being a great leader, does it? Well, no, no, no. And it's funny going back to what I said about growing up in Georgia, your parents, and I don't know if your parents did this, we would talk about politics or the presidents they hated and all that other stuff, right? It was the gas crisis and all that other stuff. And then, you know, everybody at the time was saying he's the worst ever. I try to avoid it. I don't talk about Trump or Kamala or Biden or anything in front of my kids right now. I figured, let them figure it out when they get older, but I don't go into politics with my kids. I figured when someone's child has got a hard opinion on something political, let that motherfucker be a kid. Well, also, where do they learn it? Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, somebody's parents said something along the way. We have, everything's just dominated by politics now, every conversation. Stuff that isn't like this response right now should in no way be political. Right. No, no, it doesn't have something to do with politics. Yes, it's a nonpartisan issue here. This is crazy, but yeah, I even in this upcoming election and what we do for living in particular, they know nothing about it. My kid asked me the other day, he's like, you know, who's going to win? And I was like, you know, people go out and vote on that day and we'll find out just like everybody else on that night. And that's it. I just want them to be kids as long as possible. Then you can realize how shitty the world is when you're our age. You know what I'm saying? But for right now, just live in the magic time and have fun. I don't want you thinking about pop and Trump, you know, but daddy do that. I mean, it is kind of funny when people dress their kids up like Trump for Halloween. I love it because of the hair. Oh, I love it. But make sure it's like a five years older, younger, maybe even four. That way they have no idea what the fuck's going on. I love it because somebody else's kids and not mine and like, Jesse and I will get a chuckle out of it. But I was like, oh, shit, dude, do that. It's pretty crazy. It is funny. Like I don't tell the kid what's going on. He'll be like, this is your hero, the guy with the hair. It's just funny because he has a, he's a ridiculous looking person. Yeah. That's, that's why it's funny. It has nothing to do with his politics. Those wigs they sell are awesome. They're really good. I just looked at one the other night for the election show. November 5th. Join us in Austin, Texas downtown at WTF Bar for that. Our special co-host that night is Christina Bob. Trump's lawyer is actually joining us that night for the entirety of that show. So it should be fun. Speaking of which, I'm sure she'll have eyes on this, Democrats are cheating in Pennsylvania. Conservatives blasted past Pennsylvania's Department of State this month for scheduling a system maintenance update to its voter registration website. The same day former President Trump returned to Butler where he survived an assassination attempt in July, not just the same day. The website, this is what the official thing said on the website. The Pennsylvania, the official state Pennsylvania voter registration website. This website will undergo scheduled system maintenance and will be unavailable Saturday, October 5th from 6 p.m. until 12 a.m. We thank you for your understanding. 6 p.m. is when Trump's speech started. Stop it. Was it really? It's a fun troll. So what does this do here exactly? So the point of this was to, are you feeling with a marketing funnel? Think of marketing as just a fun, like a literal funnel, right? And up here you've got leads, cold leads that turn into lukewarm, warm leads and then hot leads and then conversions, which is a sale or subscription, whatever the fuck. In this case, the leads would be people who see the rally, see how many people are there, see how excited everybody is, hear his message, any of these things that would influence them to be like, you know what, I need to register to vote. It's almost time to vote, right? And they would fall down through that marketing funnel down to the registration website, register to vote and then go vote. They turned off the bottom of the funnel. That's like having a big marketing event and then, like turning off your fucking Shopify website. That's essentially what they did. It is fucking criminal. These people need to be in prison. Yeah. I mean, because the other one that people were raging about over the weekend was Arizona State students, Arizona and Arizona State. Wisconsin does that all the time too. All the public universities in Wisconsin sell the private data of their students to the Democrats. No fucking way. So every student woke up with a text message on Saturday. I might still have some of that. I might still have some of it because we used it for donor stuff back in the day. Jesus. So they're looking, I'm going to use air quotes on that. They're looking into how the databases were both, they weren't compromised. I'm telling you, the Arizona publics are, yeah, those schools sold it to the Democrats. That's what happened. I could tell you right now. For a fee? Yep. Fuck. All right. Well, great. It's not like they're swing states or anything. No. Arizona and Pennsylvania. But see, this is the thing. You don't always have to stop predatory assholes from doing what they're doing. Sometimes you just got to expose it and then people see it. And Bob, if you want to pull up the polymarket stuff right now, I don't know what happened. Usually it is. I don't either. I just saw that before we walked into that. Usually it is not the case. I mean, it's all over Elon's site, too, or on his Twitter rather, like his actual. It's actually trending on Twitter right now. For this election betting on? Yeah. Usually, like, I don't know what it is yet because the vice presidential debates usually have absolutely no influence on polling or any of that shit. This doesn't, it doesn't move people that much. And maybe it's from the botch response to this hurricane and all that stuff right now. But there has been, this is the nap. Put it back up there. This is nationwide. So this flipped six, eight points over the last week, right? And then if you look in the swing states, it flipped in some cases, like 10 or 12 points, just over the last week from Kamala Harris being a lead to Trump being well and lead. By the way, this isn't polling, this is the betting market. Like there's money on the line here, right? Yeah, Bob, can you explain polling markets to everybody? Because you were the first one that told me about it. So, you know, forgive me, I use my bookie dot com in real life for real. I don't really know what this is or fuck with it that much. Well, this is election betting odds dot com, which is it are people betting on this? Are they giving you advice for betting? This is just the betting showing the betting market and stuff like that. And like it's combining a couple of different things. It's an aggregate. Yeah, it's an aggregate or a poly market, a couple of other things. Poly market is its own thing, but yeah, it's just this is just the betting market. This is where the money is. So this is people betting on essentially. This is where the money is going for who will win the presidential election. Now granted, a betting market can move on where the money goes, right? But at the same time, this giant swing is like that's based on something. Yeah. That's what happened. And I don't know what it is because historically speaking, VP debates don't have any to do with that. No, there's there's a couple of there's a couple of campaign ads that are really effective for Trump right now. One of them actually the one that's most effective is showing that Kala Harris was in support of using taxpayer funds to do gender transitions for illegal immigrants. Yeah, I saw two of those over the weekend. I've seen some of the returns on that from people that that work in the campaign. And those are very good, right? But not enough to swing shit 10 or 12 points. No, and Bob, I just it could just be a combination of all this stuff. I mean, walls got fucking bodied at that debate. These campaign ads are pretty good. People are tired of illegal immigration and crime and all this stuff. And then I think a big part of it might be that they know they're being lied to like hardcore lied to they their bank account looks some kind of way and their day from seven o'clock in the morning until midnight looks a certain way and Democrats are telling them like no, actually, your life is good right now and people are like, no, it's fucking not. Yeah, right. I don't know. It's got to be some confluence of all these factors. This was from four hours ago, which is what I had caught because this was trending. And this had Trump up by nine and this is probably market themselves on their own Twitter feed there. Could you read that? I can't read it. No, just as Trump's leads up to 8.6% in the odds today, nearing the biggest lead since Kamala entered the race. Okay. And that's polymarket official. That's their official Twitter saying this might be like this the dumb shit that she's doing right now. Like while the East Coast is fucked and everybody can tell how bad the response has been. She's doing caller daddy and shit like that. Well, look, it's just not a good look. It's not. There obviously, but here's how I could tell that she was down bad and it happened late last night because the friend of mine hit me up and said, hey, she's finally doing interviews and I was like, yeah, what do you mean? And they were like, oh, she's going on caller daddy. Howard Stern. Yeah. So she's on, I believe Stern today or tomorrow. Yeah. I think she's going to sit on the speaker and he's going to hum. Yeah. Baby. 60 minutes. I mean, there was like five different who's a shit up in smoke, the NBA podcast with Matt Barnes. Yes. Steven looks like George Floyd. Steve Jackson. That's it. Yeah. He while he was friends with George Floyd. No, they look identical. I know they look a lot like real life. They were like he's friends with the family because of that. Everybody told him and then they ended up meeting in a game, I guess, years ago. It's a bizarre story. But now she's on a media blitz when she didn't do interviews for, you know, what, 49 days? Yeah. I think she probably should have just stayed home because the more people hear her talk, the worse it gets. But that was the strategy going in. Yeah. Well, and there's nothing you can do. Bob, that might be, to be honest, that might be the needle mover is that she's now, it's like a fucking defense in the fourth quarter. They've been exposed now. You know what I mean? Like there was a thought like, oh, they look pretty good so far. And then you get them a little bit more and you're like, oh, no. Yeah. And I don't know that it's great. She went on. So Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson's podcast, big black fucking followership. Huge. Maybe the biggest audience of black podcast listeners. Top five breakfast club is still number one for those guys. But yeah, it's top five certainly. So she goes on that show and they ask her basic questions and she's like, oh, I don't fucking know. God damn it. You know what I mean? She does a fucking live speech and the fucking teleprompter goes out. And she's just like stuck, like 32 days until the election. So 32 days until the election, like, wow, that is not the way you handle that situation. And then she went on call her daddy. And to be honest, I don't think it's true that the only thing that that female vote voters care about is abortion. I don't believe that. If it's true, then then they're fucking idiots, but I don't think that's true. It's because traditionally, look, in my wife's shops for our family, traditionally women are the ones who buy the groceries and they're seeing the bills every single day. And then there's calls, hey, is it okay to spend this much and you're like, yeah, how much why? Yeah. What is that? What do we get? Fucking Doritos and some burgers. How much is that? $259. Yeah, great. Great. It's a big deal. And I think groceries are going to have a lot to do with it in gas. Gas is well for women. 56% inflation on energy costs and about 30% now on food costs. And I think that I give female voters more credit, even on the left, more credit than that, that they care more about actually taking care of their family than they do about something that is being rightly adjudicated at the States right now, to be honest. So maybe it's that, or again, maybe it's a confluence of all this stuff, but it feels like the bottom is falling out of her campaign right now. It really does. That now-- And another hurricane this week has certainly not helped. If their response to it isn't impeccable, now ironically, DeSantis is going to do them a favor by doing the right thing and getting the federal government there and making them look good, but who fucking cares? Like it's American lives at stake. It feels like the bottom is falling out of her campaign entirely right now, which is time to put the pedal to the floor, not to let up. Go even harder. The more success you have, the harder you should charge. Yeah, because we're 20, what, 28 days now? Yeah. You've got to make this thing so obvious that the cheating that they're obviously going to do is won't be enough. Because you can't find enough ballots, yeah. Now, I know a lot of-- in addition to that, I know a lot of people have concerns about voting in North Carolina, like all-- this is deeply red territory, is it a bit affected by this hurricane? Same thing in Florida, by the way. Deeply red. Florida won't matter. It's not a swing state, but North Carolina will. Chairman Watley, the chairman of the RNC, is there. He's the former chair of the Republican Party in North Carolina, and he's on it. I talked to Christina about it the other day. They're getting that worked out right now. And Laura Trump is also there. Yeah. So she's in North Carolina. Yeah. To make sure that everybody gets the vote, basically. So good to be concerned about that stuff, but that one in particular I think is going pretty well. Next up, the White House can't stop lying. White House press secretary Jean-Luc Picard is facing heavy criticism after sending mixed messages on whether the Biden-Harris administration has been using FEMA resources to support migrants last week. Jean-Pierre flatly denied that FEMA resources were going to migrants in a press conference last week, but she stated the opposite when asked about the issue in the fall of 2022. Former President Trump is accusing the Biden administration of using FEMA funding to support undocumented migrants. How is the White House responding to that? A reporter asked during a Friday press conference. Her response was, "I mean, it's just categorically false. It's not true. It is a false statement." She replied, continuing to cite a Washington Post fact check article on the subject. Department of Homeland Security Alejandro Mallorquez said Wednesday that FEMA, which he oversees, may not have enough funds to get through the hurricane season, but officials say that disaster relief funds come from a different part of FEMA's budget than the reported $1.4 billion in FEMA funds spent addressing the migrant crisis over the last two years. Social media critics compared Jean-Luc Picard's statements to comments made in 2022 where she appeared to explicitly state that FEMA resources were available to illegal immigrants. So she made the same statement in September '16, '20, '20, '20, '20, and we'll watch the side-by-side. This is like, sincerely, back in the day, it must have been so much easier to be a White House press secretary before the internet. Oh, yeah. Well, everything in life. You could just lie and be like, "No, they actually, what might exist would have been a transcript of something." We're like, "No, they actually wrote that down, Ron. That's not what I meant. I was taking out of context. I can't do that anymore." I mean, you just play the fucking video. It's just categorically false. No, Biden did not take FEMA relief money to use on migrants. So FEMA regional administrators have been meeting with city officials on site to coordinate available federal support from FEMA and other federal agencies. Funding is also available through FEMA's emergency food and shelter program to eligible local governments and non-for-profit organizations upon request to support humanitarian relief for migrants. Yeah. It's just categorically false. Yeah. So, you know, lie after lie after lie, demonstrable lies. And then she points to a Washington Post article saying it's not true, right? Which is an indictment of the Washington Post, obviously, not that we needed another one. We know they're full of shit. Now onto my orcas. It's hard, like, it's hard to quantify something like this, but sincerely, he might be the most incompetent, cabinet secretary in the history of this country. Honestly, I can't think of anybody worse. Think about the agencies he's in charge of as the head of DHS. So DHS, obviously, is a parent organization, FEMA, USCIS, Immigration, Border Patrol, in the Secret Service. So, all the fun stuff, huh? That guy's got his hands on. Every agency, every federal agency you've seen in the news doing something fucking stupid recently, from DEI to fucking lying about shit to giving our money to illegal immigrants, to not enforcing our fucking border laws, it all is under him. Literally, like, aside from just the broader economy, every other issue that's on the ballot this year is fucking my orcas. What the fuck? And they're still protecting this guy. He was impeached. And they said, "No, you can stay." Now, there was a press conference here roughly an hour ago, Bob, I just sent you that clip here where Peter Ducey went all in regarding the hurricane here, and apparently she walked out. I haven't seen this, so we'll see you right now. I got to play this-- The White House, Peter Ducey, is asking questions of Korean John Pierre. Let's listen. Who are wrongfully detained and held hostage, and, again, frankly, we have had an extraordinary record of doing just that, and that's going to be the President's top priority. And on this issue of funding, the administration has money to send to Lebanon without Congress coming back. But Congress does have to come back to approve money to send to people in North Carolina. Do I have that right? Here's what I'm going to be very clear about. The President and the Vice President has had a robust whole of government response. She's reading that off. Hundreds of millions of dollars. I said it at the top, more than $200 million, that we have directly put toward survivors here. For the disaster help. And that's because of this President's commitment to make sure that we are there for communities that are impacted. We take this very seriously again. We take this very seriously. And before the hurricane hit the pre-positions, more than 1,500 federal folks on the ground to help. And so we have made sure that every state has gotten their storm-requested emergency declaration. They requested it and we made sure they received it. We've taken this very seriously. More than $200 million that we have provided to the impacted areas. But instead, people want to do disinformation, misinformation. Which is dangerous. Which is dangerous. Because then when folks on the ground hear that, they may not want to ask for the help that they need. That is there for them. That is there for them. That's our focus here. But President Biden is fond of saying, show your budget and I will tell you what you value. If he's got money for people in Lebanon right now, without Congress having to come back, what does it say about his values? There's not enough money right now for people in North Carolina to do it. That's not misinformation. Wait. No, that is your whole premise of the question is misinformation, sir. What you don't -- yes, yes, it's misinformation. Is there money to settle that on right now? I just mentioned to you that we provided more than $200 million to folks who are impacted in the area. A billion to Lebanon. We're talking about the SBA disaster loan. Yes. And that's important. And people in North Carolina need that. Wait. This is nothing new. Peter, this is nothing new. Congress comes together, they provide money, millions of dollars for disaster relief. We're asking them to do the job that they have been doing for some time. The letter that President Biden sends to Johnson McConaughey and Schumer and Jeffries, the president's letter is not misinformation. Would you agree? No. The way you're asking me the question is misinformation. There's money that we are allocating to the impacted areas. And there's money there to help people who truly need it. There are survivors who need the funding. Who need the funding? Yeah, we know they need it. You stupid bitch. Nobody gives a fuck about Lebanon. I said that. God damn it. What an idiot. They need to help survivors of Hurricane Helene and also Hurricane Milton. Now, there's going to be a shortfall, right? Because we don't know how bad it's Hurricane Milton is going to be. And so we're going to need additional funding. We're going to need additional funding. That's exactly what I just asked about. And you said it was just information. No. But you're asking me is why Congress needs to come back and do their job? That's what you're asking me. Congress needs to come back and do their job and provide extra assistance, extra funding to disaster. No, he asked why Congress has to come back for that, but they don't want to come back at all. But they don't have to come back to get Lebanon $8 billion. She just walked out. That's it. Now, if you're wondering what happened to this fucking dummy today after this, well, Joe Biden gave her a promotion, a promoter to what special pull this up, a special advisor to the president, so she's going to be sitting in on all the super important meetings with Biden and everything else. Well, he's the press secretary now, then. She's going to continue to do the job they said because she can do both. This is like when somebody asks you for a raise, you can't give them. And you don't want them to leave and you give them a new title that means nothing. She already sits in on all those meetings as a senior cabinet position. She's in as the fucking press secretary. She's in every goddamn meeting. Yeah. Let me look up the exact-- Oh, my gosh. I was going to say-- I've seen the West Wing. Joe. What? Yeah. I was going to say is it kind of like how a GM gets promoted to like VP of football operations so I can't fucking touch the team. It's nonsense. I guess. So yeah, ABC News says White House press secretary, Jean-Luc Picard, promoted to senior advisor. Yeah. She will maintain her press duties through the end of the administration, but she's also going to be there for the rest of the year. I mean, just hilarious. Why? Hilarious. Again, I'll say it. I've said it many times, but this is the most incompetent group of cabinet secretaries and officials I've ever seen in my life, ever. And now I guess the one thing they were good at was hiding how retarded Joe Biden was from their own people. That's the only thing they did well. It was great. It's propagandized. Yeah. They were great at that. On that one. But only on that one. Everything else has been pretty transparent. Yeah. And if she's saying in this press, I was the first time I'm hearing it. If she's saying there, it might be some shortfalls for Florida here this week. Whew. If this is as bad as it looks currently right now, and hopefully it's not, and something miraculous happens, get that motherfucker in office right now and just get ready with the pen. Just wait there. Wait with the pen and then stroke that check, whatever the fuck it is. You could do it for Lebanon. You did it and you were so proud of it that you posted about it. Kamala Harris even posted about how the joy of fucking able to give the people. And she can use the exact phrase that they were in a dire situation. I don't understand how you can, Bob, pull up that tweet from it's @vpe, I believe is where she posted it. It is. Yeah. I post it on Drinking Brose Instagram. I just don't understand how when we're in 40-year record inflation, 56% energy, 58 now actually, percent energy inflation, right around 30% food inflation. And then this disaster, which they are completely bungling going on, where people can't get money that they need. And then you post that. I sincerely don't get it, man. Maybe it's not her. It's probably just some intern or some shit. But that's John Luke Picard's job. That's, she manages this account and she manages the account for the fucking president. Yeah, and I'll read aloud here. The people, this is from Kamala Harris. This was Saturday night, I believe, or Saturday afternoon, the people of Lebanon are facing an increasingly dire humanitarian situation. I am concerned about the security and well-being of civilians suffering in Lebanon and will continue working to help meet the needs of all civilians there. Why? That you're not the president of that country or the vice president of it. To that end, the United States will provide nearly 157 million in additional assistance to the people of Lebanon for essential needs, such as food, shelter, water, protection, and sanitation to help those who have been displaced by the recent conflict. Again, we've got a lot of people displaced in our own country right now. This additional support brings the U.S. assistance to Lebanon over the last year to over $385 million. Why is that something to brag about right now? That's the tweet you wanted to post right now. And all these people are suffering in America is, "Hey, dude, we're going to do this." So what Peter Ducey was walking her through there is how you're able to strike a fucking check to Lebanon without Congress, and you can't do it to American citizens who are in a dire situation. I'll just use her words there on that one. It's fucking insanity to me. So maybe the polymarket shit that we're seeing here is just a collection of all of this where people are just fucking fed up with it, man. You need the money here. God damn it. We're going to need it this week as well. So hunker down, Kamala. Next up, Tim Walls loves illegal immigration. Minnesota Governor Tim Walls sought to distance Vice President Kamala Harris from the laws he himself signed that granted benefits to illegal immigrants in Minnesota on Sunday. Walls made the comments during a wide-ranging interview on Fox News Sunday with hosts Shannon Bream, Bream press walls on his military history and his record on abortion. In addition to questioning him on legislation, he signed in Minnesota that allows illegal immigrants to obtain driver's license and receive state-funded tuition assistance among other benefits. Are those not magnets to draw people here? Many times on dangerous journeys for themselves, and why should your taxpayers in Minnesota or across the state's pay for those programs, Bream asked his response was, "Well, that's not the Vice President's position," Walls admitted before going on to defend his leadership in Minnesota. But I will say this, Minnesota ranks as a top five business state. We rank as a top three state for children living and we're a top state for health care access. Look, the Vice President has made it clear that she has policies that make a difference. Border policies are the most strongest and fairest we've seen. Huh? The border policies too? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, no, those are looking good, man, right now. Yeah. Shit. Border policies codify, catch, release into law 1.8 million illegals into the country every year. That's it. That's it. A lot of people ask me if Trump gets back in, what will I be pissed off about if he doesn't do day one? Shut down the fucking border. I wouldn't worry too much about that. I, hey, dude, that's the top and then let's fix everything else and my God, man. I just don't understand. I don't understand the response to all of this. Lebanon included these illegal immigrants here and all this other shit, like, why is all our money going to all these other fucking people that one, even shouldn't be here? Two countries that fucking hate us. All right. We don't give a shit about. Like, I don't get it. I don't, the Ukraine part is a mystery to me. I really don't know why. Well, it's not a mystery. It's just like Cold War era intelligence still dominating us. It's fucking nonsense, right? But Israel, Lebanon, I know exactly why it's because Jeffrey Epstein was a massage agent and Israel used him to sexually blackmail, using children, by the way, to sexually blackmail American politicians, celebrities, and business people so that they can influence American politics and steal our fucking money and use it for their bullshit. Massad is evil. It is evil as an institution and we have to reject any kind of fucking alliance. Like Israel is our greatest ally. That's something you hear from time to time, right? It is. And to be clear, if Israel wants to wipe Iran off the fucking map, I don't give two fucks about that or Lebanon or Yemen or any of those countries. I couldn't care less of them. But the suggestion that they're our ally when they sent one of their agents into our country and used children and made children have sex with people so they can film it and blackmail those people to influence our politics, that is not an ally. They are our enemy. Israel is our enemy. Understand that. In all these interviews that Kamala is now doing because she's forced to, this is one I will give her. She was asked point blank in one of these interviews if Netanyahu and Israel were our strongest ally and she looked at him and she said, I wouldn't say that because we shouldn't. We shouldn't say that they're our strongest ally. And why we're giving them money, I have no fucking idea, but that's why. That's why. The reason we're giving them, the reason Lindsey Graham pivots from, yeah, I know people and fucking in North Carolina are dead, right? But Israel needs money, dude. The reason is because they have him on videotape, having sex with an underage man, boy, whatever the fuck, 100%. That is 100% my belief. Something's going on. And I know for the way it's both sides. I know sides are fucking, I bet you that laundry list of Congress and Senate is gnarly if we ever got to see it, and it's both sides, I bet. But yeah, ladies, when we played that interview last week, you and I chat about it up to show. I was like, that's the only thing that makes sense there, right? Yeah. That is the fucking only goddamn thing. Well, well, here's what we know. We know that I know for an absolute fact that Epstein was a massage agent. His debt three fucking, there are photographs, you can find these on the Internet of his dad's funeral or three massage guys are in the crowd, right? Why? Yeah. Why would that be the case? It's obvious why it's the case. I know for an absolute fact, I've talked to people who were involved in sussing this shit out that Epstein is a fucking massage was rather a massage agent, maybe still alive, who knows. But he was absolutely a massage agent and his goal was to do precisely that to fucking sexually blackmail people in the United States, powerful people so they could influence American politics. That's a fact. Because he's somebody like Lindsey Graham, who is obviously a fucking pervert, he's been caught doing perverted shit before. And then you see him arguing against his own country, basically. I know exactly what the fuck's going on. In his own state. Yeah. I know exactly what the fuck's going on. I don't need to look any further than that. Yeah. And the wild thing to me is, you know, videotaping all these people doing fucked up shit. Now we're literally seeing this. No, it wasn't. It wasn't just Galaine Maxwell in the chat. You don't know what you're talking about. It was Jeffrey fucking Epstein. I don't want to hear that fucking bullshit. And you're seeing this play out with Diddy right now and these lawsuits that are being chucked out to these celebrities. If you don't believe me, the lawyer did a fucking press conference this morning. I forget the guy's name, but he said, hey, Dave lawyer, I think, yeah, Dave lawyer. He said, hey, we're sending these out, these demand letters, and it's up to you what you want to do with it. But there's a lot of tape out there on this shit. And there's a lot of people in Hollywood and the music industry and politicians. Politicians are involved in that shit, too. So we'll see. Who knows? Let's see if he makes that out of life. See if Diddy makes that out of life. Not one prayer. Not one prayer. Because he was besties with Obama and rocked the vote and did all that shit back in the day. He was the dude. I mean, he was in charge of it. Fuck one year. I forget what it was. It was 2016, I think. I think he was the fucking guy for Hillary. It was no, it was before that. I think it was 2012. He was doing a voter die since, no, that episode came out in 2004. Oh, shit. Is it really that far back? Yes. Yeah. God damn. Did you look it up already? I just know. Which one? The voter die episode. For South Park? Yeah, I think it was Kyle who refused the vote. It's impressive that you know the year. Dush or Dush and Turd sandwich because it was the Carrie Bush election. Yeah. Okay. But it was like, yeah, and then I think Kyle refused to vote and then PDD literally showed up and started shooting at him or some shit like that. Well, if it's been going on since back then, woo, you got a lot of my fuckers then probably on tape somewhere. Next up, O'Leary likes Trump. Donald Trump, a Kamala Harris stance on taxes is causing a divide amongst voters, including among Shark Tank star Kevin O'Leary. O'Leary revealed his position on taxes during appearance on Varnian Co, breaking down the big picture impact of Harris's highly touted plan. When we're president Trump laid out his plan during a rally in Saginaw, Michigan earlier this week, valuing to give Americans the largest tax cuts in American history. I delivered you the largest tax cuts in American history and we'll do it again. We're going to get them lower, but we're going to do something else. No tax on tips, no tax on overtime, no tax on Social Security for our great seniors. Trump said on Thursday, look, our seniors were devastated by inflation. They don't get rich by this. We're going to give them back essentially what they lost in terms of inflation there. O'Leary expressed strong support for the plan, saying it's a fantastic strategy to frame up these topics as political rhetoric. The real big difference between what Harris has now is she dripped out a few policies through her VP recently, so I'm trying to figure out what the big picture is for people on what to understand between these two tax proposals. In the case of Harris, what she is proposing to the country is let us pick sectors and we will do tax proposals on them like the Science and Chips Act did. We're just going to focus on chip manufacturing. We are going to try and pick winners and losers, but there's no evidence that the government ever does that. Then we're going to tax everybody 28% and make every 11 sector on the economy pay for that. O'Leary detailed Trump's proposed plan explaining the strategy mirrors U.S. economies past multi decades success. Trump proposals are in and I'm picking winners and I'm going to drop taxes down below 20% and let everybody fight for a share, which is generally how the American economy was successful for the last 200 years he concluded. Very simple stuff, if you want to fix a recession or inflation, one, stop printing money and stop spending it, and then two, give people more of their own money back because they don't hoard it. Individuals in the middle class never hoard money. They always spend it because they need shit. Yeah. Like the fuck, man, like this, we've done this so many goddamn times throughout American history, like this, there's this idea that the new deal somehow created the middle class in America and that could not be fucking dumber, frankly. What created the middle class was World War II, and as I mentioned before, the American car industry people like Bill Knudson, who was the manager of GM, I mean, he like revolutionized the field, but did a lot of other stuff as well efficiency wise. If it weren't for those private businesses, we would never have won World War II. Either by the way, Britain would have been gone before we even got there if not for that. The middle class becoming skilled labor and educated for the first time, right? That's what created the middle class, getting jobs, having pay, like the unemployment rate went from 16% under FDR's new deal to World War II down to like 1% because everybody needed to work. And what did that do? It put money in actual human beings pockets like, oh, the fucking government is giving tax breaks to big business is going to ruin our country. Oh, did it? We've seen this happen 70 years ago. We already know the fucking outcome. Jesus Christ. I mean, I just shut the fuck up the phrase she keeps using in these interviews, including color daddy is this opportunity economy, but there is no policies behind it. So it's just a phrase, well, I believe in this opportunity economy. Great. Can you lay out the policies? Yeah. What is the opportunity to follow up with that question, but that's that's the thing that he's that. Earlier, he's talking about here, Democrats, the new, they used to call them the new dealers. By the way, four million man hours missed because of union strikes in 1930 and 1940, 1941, 11 and a half million hour man hours missed because of union strikes. And then in '42, at the peak of the fucking American effort in the war, it was another eight and a half million hours because of unions going on strike. It was a new dealers who were mad that fucking people like General Motors and Ford and shit like that were getting contracts like, oh, sorry. We didn't want you to build beef 24 bombers in your fucking basement, asshole. Like what the fuck did you think was going to happen? This leftist idea of economics is fucking retarded where they like, oh, we get to choose who wins and loses the government like, oh, yeah, how's that working out for you? It's never worked ever. Fuck sake. The fact that people still vote for these motherfuckers in the middle of a goddamn recession like this is insane to me. Like the amount of programming it takes and mental incompetence, frankly, like if you're out there and you're voting for Democrats, still you're a fucking idiot, frankly. We're not going back to you. Okay. That's the slogan. All we want to do is go back. I just want to go back. That's it. That's the difference on November 5th here, if you guys are sick of it the same way we are. Go out and vote. Please register and then join us downtown for it. We got some listeners here in the studio for Drinking Bro of the Week. Come on down, friends. Who wants to come up first? You can also submit on drinkingbros.com. We got some merch over there, merch stores all stocked up, shit with those little hard af seltzer helmets, and we got Drinking Bro helmets in there too, little minis for the daskin' things like that. Those are fun. The Bro box is out there and stocked up, dude. Coming at you once a month. All kinds of merch and all the latest colleges. For the NIL deals, we have Fingers Cross, will be another one to announce at the end of the week here. Welcome to the show, friend. What's your name? My name is Matthew Collins. Whole name, yes. Yeah, there you go, Matthew. What's your middle name? You want to go a third name? You want to go a school shooter? Aaron. Matthew Aaron Collins? Oh, yeah. Put the camera on it. Creepy. Yeah. Yeah. And ginger. That's what I'm saying. I know. You're not doing yourself any favors there. I know. Welcome, mom. She named me. Welcome. Thank you for having me. Drinking Bro the Week. My dad. He was in the army for a while, got out, got back to the National Guard, did the 9/11 thing, so. Really? Yeah. He wasn't there. He was North Carolina National Guard. Okay. I know they're stuck right now, but he deployed in, or he got his activation orders January of 2002. No shit. No. Oh, wow. So. Congratulations, Sue. And then who you're here with today? Just myself. I found out I was laid off this morning. So. Are you fucking kidding? No. God damn, dude. I'm sorry. What happened? They're reorganizing. I'm fucking now. Ginger. Yeah. They were like, hey, we can't worry about that. We don't do that. You got to go the other way. Big ginger discrimination problem here in America. No one talks about it. I know. I'm left out. Can't go out in the sun. It's terrible. SPF 50 all day long. Always. Always long sleeves, too, usually. Yeah. Yeah. I got another buddy who's always running long sleeves. Oh, like shit, dude. Even in the pool and. Yes. Yeah. Go down to poor day. Long sleeves. The big fucking hand. Yes. Yup. You're that dude. Oh, yeah. Loved up. So you just met this guy back here today? Yeah. Another listener. Yes. That's the fun part about this show is everybody who comes in and meets each other. You're fucking hanging out. Oh, no. He was here first. So we both had the awkward like, oh, hey, what's you here for the thing? Are we going up back or? Yeah. Yeah. You want to tell before we bring him up. You want to tell the audience what you told me when I walked into that? Oh, yes. He is this tall. I thought he would be lying. He's not a giant. He's just real tall. I thought he might be lying like a cage. I had a duck underneath the fucking door like Shaquille and Neil walking in here today. They're midget doors. That's why. No. Those are regular sized doors, friend. You're a human. That's all that is. Well, thanks for having me. Dude, thanks for coming, man. And on the way out, grab a 12 pack of hard AF and the lobby. We got to get three sports first. We sure do. Yeah. We sure do. You staying for sports? Yeah. Some people just come for what am I going to do to work? Well, everybody's got. Yeah. You've got nothing to do. So are you here at local? Yeah. I live across town on the other side of 35. Oh, no shit. Yeah. Okay. Very airport. Yes. Kids? Sorry you lost your job. It's fucking-- it's live. We're in a recession. I know. Vote. I know. Vote for America. Dude, there's a lot of people, men, who are out of work. I see it because we're hiring over at hard AF Seltzer and I mean there's-- I think I said this maybe two of the weeks ago. There were 10,000 job applications, which is fucking nuts. So the numbers you're hearing and all this shit simply isn't fucking true. It's fucking crazy. Oh, I do. It's still bad. You're talking to family members that just don't like you bring a flat fact and then completely ignore that. It's all about the feelings. Joy. Yeah, joy. Joy. Joy. And an opportunity economy. That's all you need. Tell your wife when you get home today, hun. I don't have to get another job. I've got an opportunity economy. Yeah. That'll go really well. But thank you for having me. Absolutely. Get trashed today. You've earned it. You can take-- I'd tell you what. Take two 12 packs to go. All right. All right. Well, thank you. We don't. We're not-- I'm not going to Joe Biden you're here and tell you to give the money back. Who we got up next? Come on down, sir. Yeah. Oh, he's subscribed to the bro box, dude. I know that shirt. I wear it all the time. That's one of my favs about that. The hard day of self-service I drink well with others. Yeah. Cheers, buddy. Cheers. Side and inch from your face. Look at the screen. A little bit better now. Yeah. Was I right or was I wrong? You might be on something. I told you. I don't want to give you all the credit though. So you're able to see yourself in these tiny boxes. That's what it is. So it's like, OK, yeah. From that distance, it looked like a girl. You know. Look at you too. Who's the now that they didn't make the screen smaller? For you. You know what I'm saying? Probably for that day, intentionally smaller. Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? What's your name? My name's Kevin Notec. Hey, welcome to the show. Where are you from? I'm from Michigan. Oh, shit. So I came down here for one of my best friends at all weddings. Oh, no kidding. Dallas. He had to work today. So I was like, fuck it, dude. I'm coming down here in a rail car. Did you drink the hard day of seltzer up in Michigan? No. And I live like way farther north than most of the stores are at. So I haven't been able to get it yet. It'll come there. I was unaware of like how big. Yeah. It's huge because it keeps going off. Yeah. Like all the way up to like Lake Superior. Right. But it's like militia town. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? Yeah. We'll go with that. I'll take that. I'll take that. Imperials are distributed there. They're in the entire state. So it'll get there. I've seen their trucks. Yeah. They start rolling out. They just started rolling. I want to say we're in a hundred stores right now and it'll keep going as time goes on. But we just opened up there roughly five weeks ago. Every time I go home for work and I drive up there, I usually like to bring up a case and torture my friends with it because I think they're like, yeah, you don't get messed up on this. Well, get the ones in Michigan. Those are all brand new flavors. Yeah. So yeah, dude, grab those. And then the ones on campus at University of Michigan, nobody has that. So those are fucking dope. Yeah, I'm excited. Yeah. Do you want to give Dream Brother a week too? Oh, I got two. That's cool. Yeah. Obviously I'm going to have to give it to my dad because you know, raise me. He's survived cancer twice as like the worst Crohn's of all time and he's just unkillable. Oh, yeah. Hey, Delco. Delco. Delco. You got a Crohn's brother and Delco over there. Apparently he beat it. Yeah. Yeah, my dad. Yeah. Can you beat it? Let me ask you. Is that real? I have no idea. I don't think my dad has because I don't think he's. Yeah. Power of the mind, you know. Yeah. I mean, it's technically for life. Does it have to do with specifically what you eat? Yeah. There's his diet. Okay. Exercise. He's also had like three bowel resections too. Oh, fuck. Yeah. So it's. He's also old. You know, I don't know. He's fine. Okay. He's like I said, I'm not concerned anytime. He's like, Oh, go to the hospital. I did your fine. Yeah, you'll be fine. Like two, two times cancer. Did you find full head of hair? Great beard. Good. Look at that. And we got two gingers in the show. That's right. I was waiting for somebody to notice that. Holy shit. Coming for you. Yeah, you sure are. One of my best friends down here for his wedding. So this is the first time I've ever actually been to Texas. Really? And I got here on Thursday. We kind of might have gotten a little bit of trouble. Okay. Over the week. Over last weekend. What happened? I may or may not have been taste. By a cop. Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah. And it seemed like arcade bar and I actually it's been filmed and I have I gave it to Bob. Is that real? You got you a video of this? Yeah. Oh. God damn it, dude. Fuck you. I mean, I walked right into that, dude. Jesus. He made that request within five minutes of being here. Yeah. You're like noon. I've known about coming here for over a year smart and ever since that's become a thing. I was like, the way you hate it, I'm like, yeah, that's definitely what I'm going to do to you. God damn it. I was amped. I was like, let's see him get fucking taste. And then no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll get a lot more of those. Whoever sent that card thing in, I almost crashed in traffic because that was the funniest thing I've ever done. It's the guy who works for Delco, the golf course, where they just had the major. What's the name of it? A Royal Oaks. Yes. Royal Oaks. Didn't have major there, but he's in Dallas. He's the head pro. He said this right here. A Royal Oaks. That's awesome. Well, wasn't this the PGA championship? Valhalla. Yeah. Right there. Oh, no, no, but he did send this in from Valhalla, which is funny. This was the Scotty Scheffler when we got arrested. Oh, nice. You put the number underneath. Oh, inmate. Yeah, that's dope. That's fucking awesome. So yeah, that's really fucking funny. Well, hey, man. Thanks for being here. Yeah. Thanks for having me. You can really walk in this place. You really can. And then help yourself to any booze, food, whatever you got there. And we'll be starting Monday morning recap here in about 10 minutes. Appreciate everybody tuning in at home. God damn it. You know I'm going to say this. And I can't figure it out, Dan, is iTunes. We're still stuck on like 7,400, 7,500 reviews, but I am seeing new ones and I don't know what's happening. Like if devices are being shut off or people are turning on iPhones or something like that. Like, I don't know what the fuck goes on over there. Truthfully, I hate Apple anyway. So I don't really understand it. However, Spotify is exactly where it should like, yeah, you guys are at 8,800 there. So we're getting close over there, but that's just an app on everybody's devices. Or you don't have to be on Android or something like that. So maybe that's part of it. Not real fucking sure, but just do it because that's all the advertisers care about. That's quick. Keeps the fucking lights on every night. And once again, join us on Drinking Bro's Sports over on YouTube, separate channels, separate feed, all the other stuff for the Monday morning recap. We'll be live here in about 10 minutes for Dan through the Anthony Holloway. I'm Ross Patterson, this drinking bros, fake news, good night of the morning. [MUSIC] [BLANK_AUDIO]
