Smile High Morning Show
Tue. Oct. 8: Robert Saleh Fired, NFL MVP Candidates, Heisman Trophy Race, Callers
(upbeat music) ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ I'm home ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ My father, your soul ♪ ♪ That's what I guess you're gonna know ♪ ♪ As I said, I saw it go ♪ ♪ Baby, now I got the flow ♪ ♪ 'Cause I know it from the sky ♪ ♪ Baby, when you blow my heart ♪ ♪ That I had to tell my day ♪ ♪ I'm sure you're there, I win ♪ ♪ Your love's on my way ♪ ♪ I don't stop ♪ - This is The Smile High Morning Show with Danny Williams and Jeff Gert. ♪ 'Cause I try ♪ ♪ Your love's on my way ♪ ♪ Even though you know ♪ ♪ I thank for you guys ♪ ♪ I'm delighted ♪ ♪ It's ♪ ♪ My chateau's machismo ♪ ♪ Damn, the Chiefs are good ♪ ♪ And Bob's salad ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ - Oh, on a Louis Teon dyeing, the best sports talk radio supply. - Why? ♪ Taco Tuesday, oh ♪ ♪ Desi, oh ♪ - Let's get it. (laughing) - Oh my goodness gracious. ♪ What do you think you are? ♪ ♪ What do you do, baby? ♪ - Yeah. - Sean coaches the player's hard and he gets on him. Sometimes the players, you know, kick back a little bit. Sometimes they don't. But that's, you know, that's part of it. I think it's probably in that situation, a good healthy exchange. - I agree. I agree coach Belichick. - I like when he talks. - He too is good. - And like those full sentences and isn't scowling or grumpy. - Oh, he's having sex with some 23-year-olds. - Yeah, me too. - You know, his T is up. - Huge, high T. - His T is up right now. The advances they have in science today. When it comes to T, I do trust the science. - Alex, how are you, Giggity? - I'm good. Doing well. Doing well on a Tuesday, you know? - Okay, yeah. - Might be the worst day of the week, I'd say. - Dang. - But it wouldn't do you? - I think so 'cause it's like, it's too far away from the weekend. - It's like Monday number two. - It's not quite hump day, yeah. - Like Monday, you know, kind of, is Monday. - Monday's Monday. - Wednesday is pretty decent. You can see it. You're halfway there. - Oh, I love Wednesday, afternoon. Yeah, Thursday's nice. - Yeah, Thursday's good. - Thursday's like my Friday 'cause Friday, up here, I'm already gone. - Giggity. (laughing) - Sorry, is this correctment in the wind dollar? Are we doing sign felt bits? - My bad, my bad. - Anyways, yeah, a lot of stuff happening. - The card says moops. - I'm sorry, it's moops. (laughing) - It's Mars, you idiot, moops. - Oh yeah, he goes, it's moops. - It's a typo. Let me see that. Was that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. - Yeah, okay. - Did you see Hawkman's got the card? - I love what? - Benjamin Hawkman has a moops card. - Oh, interesting, I could see that. - Yeah, yeah, I mean, who's more sign felt than Hawkman? - Nobody. - No, buddy. - Buddy, yeah. - God bless him though, yeah. You know, you got to teach that pony one trick at least. - Um, so what else? - Dang, Bob Salah's out. - Yeah, Robert Salah has been fired. That, shoot. - Was that Aaron Rodgers? - I think we had it wrong that shoved. That was real. - That was like a real get off of me. - Two score lead. - Yeah. - I don't know. The problem is, I don't know who they're going to hire unless they go hire somebody off the street because they got a dude who I'd never heard of taking over and they didn't hack it obviously couldn't. - They didn't give it to Hack, they didn't. - Good, good. - You kidding me? He's brutal. - Jeff Oldbridge. - Whatever hired that guy. - Who's that? - That was the interim. Backwards hat guy, just remember him from hard knocks, like hard-nosed type guy. Backwards hat guy. - Right. - He's a Dan Quinn type. - Shoot. - Dan Quack, I can't deal with that backwards hat and why she couldn't. - Okay, with the old dude's backwards hat. - Yeah, yeah. - Just that for a bit. - I guess it wasn't a rollin' like that. It's all tolerable. - Yeah. - No, it looks dumb. - That's it. - Yeah. - There you go. - Exactly. - You're proving my point for me. Old dudes like you with gray beards should not be wearin' backwards hats. - There, I said it. - That's cool. He's a cool guy. - Not drunk, I'm cool. - Aggies, new man. So I would go, okay, Alex, let's dig here. Who's on the street of a coach that you could hire to fix this right now? - Ooh, I felt like I just heard a coach's name or voice. I just heard a coach's voice. William Belichick. - Doesn't mean, doesn't he still hate the Jets after all these years? - He left the altar. - He's like, "I don't wanna coach the Jets." "I wanna kiss." - He gets. - That's different ownership and all that kind of stuff. That's water under the bridge, isn't it? - Yeah. - You think he's got a short memory when it comes to that? - I think he could go in with the Jets. I think Belichick could win with the Jets. - Did you hear him a couple weeks ago when he was like, "Every team I've talked to like Sam Darnold besides the Jets." They were the only team that didn't like Sam Darnold. - Ooh, I got another one. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Master Motivator. Rex Ryan. - No, Pete Carroll. - No, Pete Carroll. - Oh, oh, oh. Master Motivator, Pete Carroll. - Um, anyone younger than 80 on your list? - Oh, shoot. - Anyone like at least under 65, yes? - Joe Biden. - He's going right. - He's gonna, he won't be having work next year. - Nah, probably not Biden, shoot. But at what time are we gonna meet for the Trump rally? - Nice. You like that? - Yeah, that was sick. - That's sweet. I've never gotten media credentials to anything in my life, except one time like for Rader or Bronco's training camp, I did get that Jim Rome photo on my card. Allegedly. - And I was like war bombs, but yeah, I'm trying to get credentials to the Trump rally. - Yeah, sweetie. - Yeah, we'll see how it goes. And we still got a golf that day too. - What, the Sigma? You're in on that, right? - Yeah. - Like, I need to do this Friday. - Yes. - Yeah. - Wait, that's this Friday? - Yes. - At what time? - 330. - Don't be a brom. - Hold on. Hold on. Oh my God, you're gonna pull this one. - I'm not pulling anything. Oh boy. Hold on. You said 330? - I'm not gonna be so pissed at you. That will not be a problem. I will be there. - I'm giggity. - Alright. - Well, anyways. - I think it might be you and Vosika versus Gee and Tommy Workman. - Workman? Damn, they're killed him. - Let's see who else could coach that team, not Hackett. We know he's a bum. - Um, I don't know. I got to think about it here for a little bit. That's coaching candidates. - I feel like it's a lot about handling Rogers and trying to form a good relationship with him. - Well, is there a guy that-- - No, I think it's about getting the most out of this thing right now, you got to win right now. Who can come in and win right, right, right, right now, right now? - Is there like a guy that had a cup of coffee with Sean McVay? Because those guys get hired like, snappy snap. I got Vrable as a candidate for mine. - A chain of entry. - Ooh, Vrable. - Vrable's a candidate of mine for sure. - That's definitely Bill Barnwell piece you're reading over there. - And Ben Johnson's a hot commodity too, but he's not a sure thing. - Canadian 100 meter racer Ben Johnson. - Vrable is the most sure thing, I think. - With the Lions? - I don't think-- - Lions OC. - I don't think you're going to be able to take someone from a team right now in the middle of the season. You'd have to find someone without a team. That's probably a good assessment there. - Ron Rivera, what about Riverboat Run? - No, no, no, no. You need a sure thing. - What about Eric, public, the enemy? - Not even close. - His offense is rolling in Washington too. - What? - No, I think Vrable's the best candidate. - He's in Washington. - Commander's offensive coordinator. - Public, the enemy? - Yeah. - I thought he was there last year and then like left with the staff or no. - Man. - You know what? Or is he a UCLA now? - Mm, there you go. - Do you go Cliff Kingsbury or Bobby Slowick offensive guys? - UCLA. - Good job. You saved yourself there. - What was it? - What was the question? - And pulled out of that nose dive. Eric, the enemy, Junior's on the UCLA Bruins. Hey, fun fact about the UCLA Bruins, they scored their first touchdown last week under Coach Deshawn Foster. And he had the worst big 10 media day interview any coaches ever had. - He might not qualify. - They might not win another game, but they're covering every game. - They are not qualified. - He's not qualified. - Yeah. - Well, if you're hiring the enemy, we already know you're not that great. - That'd be a good hire. UCLA, the enemy. - What? - Yeah. - For head coach? - That'd be great. - He's doing mean. He's like a mean dude. - No, they need him. - With a weird voice. - And he needs them actually. - No, and he's got that voice too. It's just like, it's almost like, you know, RFK Junior. You're like, he's saying important things. - He's doing very well for himself, actually, RFK Junior. - He's doing all right. He didn't get on the ballot like he wanted to. - Well. - And now they, now he's not running and he can't get off the ballot. Thanks, Michigan! - Well, anyways, 303, 303. - Sorry. I thought we were doing our KOA show today. - The hotline as well as the text line now. - What? - Today. - We're Ross. - We gotta get Kyle on here to, I told you, he's kind of quiet and say just the right things is just the right time. - Jeez. - He's loud. - Good luck with that. - He's like a, I'm like an eight year old, well, like he can't, can he not hear himself? - Well, guys that wear headphones a lot. We're frozen mugs big in the 90s. - Damn, that is super funny. - Who's that? - Division series. Oh, wait. I don't know if Jeff knows that. What's the joke? - I'm gonna tell you on the other side three, okay. - Three, okay. Three, one, 13, 40, the hotline as well as the text line. Did you see Terry Franco? We talked about Terry Franco now. - We did? - No, we did. - We did not talk about Tito. - I love that. And he was supposed to be retired, I'm surprised, but you get that urge and that itch and it's just your life, who and what you are and he's a great coach. Cleveland might win it this year. I mean, they have as good a shot as anybody to win this thing, don't they? - I think so. I think so. - I believe that because I don't-- - Is that the raider of the whole year? - Well, I don't think that-- I think they beat the Tigers and I don't think that the Yankees or definitely the world are superior to them. I think it's the best team left in the American League and then, you know, it's the Dodgers probably. - Thanks. - But the Phillies-- - I like the Dodgers. - I don't know. They're poking the bear. That was stupid. Machado needs to just chill. - Who's the coolest dude Terry Franco has ever coached? - The coolest dude? - Yeah. - Probably Michael Jordan. - Bam! - You're good today. I took three seconds for you to get that. - Maybe you are a top 10 radio host in this town. - I just moved into nine with that. - Of all time. Back on. - The other side is more important. - The other side is more important. - The other side is more important than the other side is more important than the other side is more important than the other side. - The Smile High Morning Show, weekdays at 10. Here are your hosts, Danny and Jeff. - Yeah. There's some hits. At Sherry, we saw live. There's some slaps. The concert took the whole band. It was good. He killed it. - Where was that at? - In Vasco? - Oh, yeah. The whole family? Little guy too? - Nachio. - I don't know what's his nuts? - Nachio's nuts. - That's sports authority. Yeah, nice. - It's called in Vasco. - In Vasco? - Well, anyway. - What's it in power? - Sports authority. - Yeah. Remember that? - I do. - I do. - They used to have the guard sports, right? And then that was a sports authority. I just drove by it. It's obviously like closed and not being used, but right next to it, they are building massive condos. - Guard brothers? - Yeah. Right there. That one on like Tanton Broadway or Nanking. - The four guards who was Dave Cooks. - Damn. - Even further back. - Damn. - Yeah. - Dave Cooks in a real city. - Yup. - Price Club. - Damn. Wow. These are on one today. All right. What are we talking about now? - Sports? - Yeah. - Stuff? - Stuff? - And stuff? What about the Chiefs last night? They looked pretty good. - Yeah. - I don't know, you know. - Not to know. - And they don't do anything like explosive. - Right. - They like cut you a thousand times. - Six touchdowns and six interceptions so far. - Weird. - But on DraftKings, he's the MVP front runner with six touchdowns and six picks. - Huh. - What's going on there? - Let's see. Who's the MVP of the league through five weeks? Because maybe we can cut up into thirds. - I got that. I think it's two guys. - I got Jaden Daniels. - Daniel's in Darnold. We were in my two. - Let's say Daniels is number one. And then-- - And Darnold. - And I'm not relieving any defensive player out. I think Patrick Sturtan is a defensive player of the year right now through five weeks. And then I think-- - Yeah. - And it's one more INT-TD to catch up with Van Ginkel. - An MVP as a rookie and a quarterback. I mean, the only position you could really think that would happen is like running back, maybe, or maybe wide receiver, like some kind of Randy Moss bonkers year. But not even that because you'd have the quarterback who would get that, you know, love, that voter love. Wow. - Speaking of that-- - Wow. - You know what's crazy though? - Hold on. Sorry to interrupt there. I'm looking up like touchdown passes. - Uh-huh. - And then-- - Jaden Daniels only has four. So does that-- like Joe Burroughs got 12. - Yeah. But his leading these offense-- - Baker's got 11. - Sam's got 11. - His offense is through the roof though. You know, they're scoring. - Well, he's got rushing touchdowns too. I'm certain. - Right. - He's going for a lot of yards too. - Right before passing touchdowns. - Mmm. - Mmm. - Is that right? - Four. - That's one per game, actually, it's less because he's played five games. So he's under one per game. Is that MVP materials? - Um, yeah. - 12th in yards-- - Because the 11th-- - 35. - He gets credit for the turnaround more than even the coach. And that's a brand that's been down for so long. It's a big, prestigious, crown jewel legacy brand, then to be back on top. It means a lot. So if he can continue this, he's going to stay as a candidate no matter what. I'm looking through NFC East. I got no MVP candidates. I'm looking through the NFC West. I got no candidates. Kyler's losing games now. Purdy's 2-3. - You know-- - Darnold is an MVP. I think Gough-- - Yeah. - I got Gough as a top six candidate probably. - Okay. - Jordan loves Miss too much, but he can close the gap with a strong, you know, finish of the season here. And in the NFC South, there's a Baker. I had to look at Baker's numbers. - The bomber with Baker's. He just lost the Kirk. The other night. - I was just going to say that. - And then he lost to the Broncos. - Yeah. - Not in a bad way. I'm just saying like cousins maybe too. - If he was four and one, if he was five and oh, then yeah, but-- - Um. - Is it same? - Aren't the Texans or-- - Lamar, I think Lamar, you always got to include him. - Then maybe it is-- - The Texans are four and one. - Wow. - They got the scouts numbers like Texans, four and one. - Yards-wise, he's got the third most, seven TDs, three I am two-- - Stroud of seven TDs. - And second-- - Oh, well, Stroud's up there then. - Most TDs in the league is Joe Burrow with 12, Baker's got 11, Sam Darnold's got 11, and then everyone else has less than 10. But I mean like Jane Daniels is 25th in the league and touchdown pass is tied with Will Levis, Jalen Hertz, and Gardner Minshoo's got four, five if you count the one he threw to Pat Sertan, season changer for both those dudes. - I thought Josh Allen for sure after the three weeks was, but he's had a bad last two games. Was it nine for 30 last game? - Damn, Adam Shine went off the other day on Josh Allen, and he said he's not it. - He's not it. - He's not-- - It's time to move on. He says-- - One of the top three quarterbacks in the league. - Said it's time to move on. That guy's not taking you to the promised land. Adam Shine-- You know primetime Shine? - No. - Well, anyway. Are these on this station though? He comes in at that like three o'clock hour, you know, 'cause we got like this show. - Oh, one or two other. - Um, okay. - And then as far as the Heisman, looks like Travis Hunter now is the second best odds for Heisman Trophy. - I thought he has the second best-- - Is it that Boise State running back? - No. - Ashton Gente. - Oh, he's-- - That's what that sounds like. - For $300 a night. - I thought Milro was the front runner. He just lost a Vandy, bro. - Yeah, he lost a bunch of-- - He heard before last week. - Yeah, yeah. - Well, that was before he lost to, you know, they're not gonna give the Heisman to a Boise State player. - He lost the booger Presley and Poindexter, he lost the nerds. - I lost the nerds. - How do you lose them? - Nerds! - Nerds. - Nerds. - He did have 1,000 yards before he got 100 carries, pretty impressive in there. - That's like 12 yards per carry, is what he's saying. - Yeah, yeah. - Run those numbers. - He's a beast. - Yep. You're right. - Is he playing squads? - Yeah, his Boise State kind of going through, like, the Junior University. - Yeah. They just dismantled Utah State. He only played in the first half. Guillaume had nearly 200 rushing yards, but only played 1/2. - If I got to give some credit out to a guy that I've been banging on, and hating on, if I got to give some credit for real, I think I got to give Pat Sherman some credit. - Give them some Iowa credit, I mean, because there's a lot of it. - 38 points, 40 points. - No, he's doing it. - He's doing it. - He's doing it. - The only game they didn't score was in Nebraska. That was Nebraska's first Super Bowl in 30 years. - Hold on, before I say this, I better look. - They got smoke by Nebraska. We get that, but part of that had to do with the pick six. So that was the exception of the Pat Sherman is kind of good at this thing. - Okay. - The rule is he's putting up 30. - I got prime as the top five coach of the year candidate along with Miami's Dude. - Yep. - Along with Mario Cristobal? - Yeah, Mario Cristobal. - Looking to my college. - Along with Utah's coach, kind of winning him because they win with any game in quarterback along with Missouri's coach, Mr. Worcester's name, along with Illinois's coach. - There you go. Brett Leland, big Brett. - And then I got prime, actually BYU and then prime because BYU's 22 in the country. - Yeah. That's what I got. - Who's BYU's coach? Is this still Bronco Mendenhall? - I don't think so. Maybe. - Oh, I'm going to look that up while you say smart words. - Okay, it's real. - Oh, it's eight, three, one. Let's go to the hot line. - It's Kalani Satake. That's good one. - Oh, he left. He's dumb. He's the one who left. Navy? - Who? - No, that's a different Hawaiian. - Oh, let's go. I'll get you all. Gee, are you there? - I'm here. - What's up, bro? - Hey, what's up? - It's Gee. - It is. - Gee, are you coming to the Trump rally with us on Friday and then going straight to golf? - Yeah. - Giggity. - I don't know if we can get you in. - Right. You're not immediate. Well, I mean, you could, like, how about this? You be the keygrip or the gaffer, or you be the guy that carries the cords? I'll act like I have a working microphone because I'm a media fluffer. - Oh, yeah. - I'm VIP. - Yeah, beautiful. - I don't know what you guys are talking about. - I don't want to be safe. - What if Donald was standing back behind a troll? - That would be sick. - And what if he was a great friend and a great guy? - If it's just he moved to Douglas County, he's been quite American. - Yeah. - You guys would love it if I was able to bring him on Friday. - What if Gee was in there wearing the red hat and then doing the Risler thing where he, like, Ris, though, he gives the shush and then he does the little chin, the chin line? - Mm-hmm. - Man. What do you got, Gee? What do you think? We doing it? - I can do the Trump dance. - What's that one? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's right. - It looks like Danny. - Yeah, I do that Trump dance. Are you watching us now? - Yeah. - Yeah. - You see us doing the dance? - He does the lip, too, though. He goes, I like Bill Clinton's lip when he's like, I did not have sexual relations with G. - I mean either. - But I did. But I did with D. - I did not have sexual relations with that woman. - Dang. - That was good. - That was good. - He did, though, right? - No, it was the cigar that did. - No, no, no, no. - No, I mean like, did she just do things? - We are doing a KOA show, aren't we? - Well, for one. I mean, does it matter? He had like five women, so... - He did? - What's the difference? - Yeah. - So, but anyway, hey, Jeff, ease up a little bit on, what's his name? - Patrick? - Pat. - Biden? - Broom? Yeah, you know what? They're playing against JV players. - The only JV team they play was your team, the Rams. - Oh, oh, oh! - They did. - Oh! - The rest of the teams they played are pretty good at football. - No, UCF sucks. Baylor sucks. - Baylor's nice. They're from Texas, bro, and Florida, you don't think they play football down in Florida? We're just some team from Colorado, we're some flyover state, don't even know how many electoral college votes we got, right? No one gives a damn. And we're beating these guys. - Yeah, and then you make it sound like Nebraska is just flashing the pan. They kicked your ass, regardless, well, they didn't have a pick six, which kicked your ass. - Yeah, that was huge. - You know what? Then you shouldn't have threw it. - Right. Guess how many points Nebraska scored in the final two quarters of that game? - Zero points. - That's better. - Point zero. How good are they? - Who won? - I know who won. I watched it. I saw it all. I'm saying they didn't win. When did I ever say that? I'm not saying they're not good. They lost to Illinois. - Well, you're giving them those ribbons for playing well in the second half. - Who's better? Illinois or Baylor? I don't know. Baylor's pretty good. - Illinois is better. - I don't know. We'll see. - So I would assume that you think that C is going to win the conference. - I'm just trying to get into, I'm just saying. - Nobody said that. - I'm just trying to get into a bowl game, brother. I mean, you know how it is to win a conference? What are you talking about? There's going to be four conference winners in college football that have in a conference that matters. So I'll see you finish his third in the conference or something like that, bro. Come on. Check this out. Baylor had Utah gave up 23, only scored 12. They had BYU. They barely lost to them. CU, they got beat on a last second touchdown. Gee, you can still hate right now, but if they're five and one and six and one and seven and two and eight, you know, eight and three and then we're kind of like a, this conference is kind of like the Mountain West conference, you know, in, in, whatever. Come on. You guys, you know, you guys, for real, come on, I mean, for real 48 points against the central Florida team. - That's there, dude. - 38 against Baylor. - Hey, we got, we got to go, G. - It'll be interesting to see what Kansas State, their 18th ranked Kansas State's coming to Colorado for a night game. So we play five players at Todd Creek. We'll still do our two on two or whatever. We'll just play live. I've seen it. - Dry land is not a myth. - So what about Friday? - No, we got a lot of, listen, here's this Friday. Here's the thing with, oh, really? - No, no, no. - This Friday, we got a golf ball. - Oh, yeah, we got a golf ball. - That's annoying, dude. - Yeah. I think I'm going to get you paired up with a great dude. Tommy Workman. - Get him paired up with a really drunk guy who got drunk and played all day so we could smoke him again. - Yeah, he's talking about you. - Is that Vanderpump? That was Pazootie. - Hey, Jeff, here's a, here's a, here's a thought. - Yeah, buddy. - Why don't you and I play together? - Jeff Scott, his boyfriend's from school, he's going to play with it. - No, no, I think that's possibility. It did, it could be me and you versus Danny. - My name is Jeff and I want to play with my-- - Is that fair to you? - Boyfriend. - Williams, would you take that? - I would love that. - Yeah? - Me and Mark would beat you too. - Sweet. Just a quick nine. - It's in the running. - Listen, if we're going 18 holes, Jeff would get the best of us eventually in 18 holes. But in a nine hole event, anything could happen. That's like a UFC fight, three rounds. - Hey Danny, can I do something for you real quick tomorrow? Can I stop by, pick up your club and get it wrapped? - Oh, that'd be sick. - How about that? - Can I put like, just go to Lenny's and I could do baseball. - You could just get a $25 driver that's 10 years newer than Danny's. Listen, check this out, Golden Mark is supposed to be able to regrip clubs. If he wants me to wine him at Todd Creek. If he wants me to dine him at Todd Creek, I'll chomp your cheese, a little vino, a boob slip. I suggest we wrap it so I can slap it. - Ah! - How did I not get slapped? - Damn. - Damn. - Damn. - Damn. - I'll just get myself into it. All right guys, I'll talk to you later. - All right, bye. - That's a good one. - G and G. - Factories. - G and G. - G versus D&M. - Don't you? - In goodbye. - D&M. - D&M? - Easy. - D&M? - Easy. - D&M? - Easy. - Easy. - Easy. - Yeah, the Cristal Cup man. - No, C.K. - Oh yeah, sorry. - Why don't you call it the Cristal Cup? - Cristal Cup is my family one. - Oh yeah. - We used to do. - I'll never get in that one. - No. - We could do a Colorado Cup though, if you wanted something like that. - Yeah. - Up in like Polk Creek, up in the Granby area there. - Oh, that seems very far. - Well, we have to get away with rum. - We have to get away from women and children to really experience the full men. - Oh, that's what the Cristal Cup is about. - It's a men's retreat with golf on the side. - What if you're not gay though? - You've got to be to go to this cool dude event. - You're welcome to it. - Listen, I got exclusive. It's not exclusive. - Listeners, if you're new to the show, you're like, what did he just say? I got no problem with it. Our brothers are gay. - My governor is gay. - Also, these gay guys, they are having a hell of a time. These guys are living life. It's just, you know, not for me per se. 303, 831, 1340 Hotline as well as the text line. I'm a fun guy. I'm a fun gay. Oh, yeah, now this is rock and roll. Yeah. It's rough. - Luma? - Yes. - Hey, Kyle, thanks for the text. Mine your own business. 303, 831, 1340, the Hotline as well as the text. - Who said that? Rob? - This guy's hilarious. - Do you know what? I think that's why Rob's trying to avoid golf with us now because this whole Trump thing. - Right. Why? - What his wife doesn't like the way we talk. - You think? - Yeah. I know. - That's a real thing? - Yes. - Oh my. - And then Rob, like, he wants a little nookie, so he's got to be nice to the wife. Happy wife, happy life. You've read it in the text during a million times. - I've heard things. - So he's like, sure thing, honey, I think Kamala is the one. You know what they say, happy wife, got no life. Danny, Jeff, and Alex, back on the other side of my support. This is the Smile High Morning Show with Danny Williams and Jeff Gersh. We are back in. It is a Taco Tuesday, a DC on of the program. Thanks for being with us. We appreciate the interaction, the participation, lots of ways to get involved with the show. Robert Sullifier, I'd say that's kind of the biggest story of the day because what does it mean for the rest of the AFC? Yeah, man, let me bring these standings back up here. - The Jets are good. The Jets, hold on, the Jets have a lot of talent. The Jets have a lot of talent. - There we go. - There we go. - That's why they find it. - Start listing two and three. - Really? - Really? - The best running backs in the league. - No, he's a receiver in the league. - One of the best receivers in the league. - How many yards did all these target against the Broncos? - All-time great quarterback and a top five to 70. - They got a gray-haired quarterback. They got-- - No, it's the bro. - What you talking about? - It's the importance of coaching. - They got sauce. That's the dude. - It's the importance of the coaching position. - Sauce had four interference penalties on Sunday against Jefferson when he finally had to guard a dog. - No, they got-- I didn't say they're a good team. I took that back. - You said they got talent. - I'm gonna track all that talent. - I'm gonna track all that talent. - I'm gonna track all that talent. - I'm gonna turn it into toilet paper. - No, they're a top 10 talented team in the league. They got a lot of expectations. It's New York. It's a triple ply. It's his butt wipe. That's all it is. Put one in the freezer if you're eating that spicy salsa. - I don't know, man. - They don't got no talent. I watched him. - Garrett Wilson. - You know me? - He's talented. He's all right. - Yeah, he's super talented. He's really good. - He's really good. - He's really good. - He's really good. - He's really good. - He's really good. - He's really good. - He's really good. - He's really good. - He's really good. - He's really good. - He's really good. - He's really good. - He's really good. - Yeah. country jungle wet dream tomato mouse nothing you can't do I thought it was I'm telling you K away how we not doing this thing they got Mandy Mandy would love this game hey Rob I would love to go back and forth with Mandy like like each other fight like like fight back and forth like Give each other is like not really no I mean, I mean like like like you check the tag in the back of her shirt And you're like oh no just what I thought made in heaven. No, I mean like just go at it at a friend's like who Who do we like Danny Bailey? All right, he's he's like a mean jerk, right? But we're friends still it's someone one of my best friends in the whole I'm like he's just be rebellion And that's what Nate has done to him Show me on this doll where Nate hurt you And right in the heart the heart me too the heart I didn't even know dolls had hearts and then flip it over You and man, he would be fun no not as a show take no I know but like I mean It's like hey, we got our new show coming up next right exactly a face all right And Kyle Barry and Alex back to And she's like where do you guys get all the energy from huh? That was my mandate should be like hey actually you guys in a band because a rod's been looking for a band This is perfect. I We're not in a band Per say yeah, but if we were we'd be in breaks. Let's go to the hotline really quick and get the guy who they call him the breeze Down the road. What up breeze is that a funky breeze? Yeah, you know that's JJ Kale song But then Eric Clapton made it popular JJ Kale look him up boys and girls. He's who's as good as it gets me something So what's up Me I'd like some - real real Radio station, I mean you guys in court and put a port news out there and you guys just keep it funny And I enjoy it. I just had to share this with you I've seen a video with a fan of Stokely and Kate Manning and freakin hilarious me too. Oh, they do it They look like very prancing through the meadow Wow, you know, I know you're gay you were prancing Why are you gay? You haven't seen that Alex It was when they were rehearsing the Morgan Wallen walk paid had to rehearse it So Stokely was playing the role of Morgan Wallen and they come down at a certain point. There's kind of over and they started dancing It was wild. You have to see it like you won't even believe he was doing the wall and walk out You can't yes, yes, when he's doing the yeah, you will pull up in the breaker We got to go to break you can't believe it's paying moving like that. I'm like It's like Robin thick, you know, the one who's like Without you. Oh no, he's got the other ones like Yeah, and the girls are naked and the music video Hey one can you call KOA and tell them I Imagine the old people K away if we were coming in doing three hours a day. They would lose their minds It'd be losing their minds. They would have to call me like hey, I'm not gonna listen anymore No one's listening anyway Since the troubleshooter since the troubleshooter Tom Martino left He was so good. Hey, we gotta go anyways All right, I call him breeze. That's why they call him the breeze All right, Danny Williams and Jeff Gersh or the host of this program. I'm just you and that's Benny IP Benny and Louis Tience Louis Tience died Yeah, 83. He was a beast. You're a Louis team. It was scary Wait, wait, she's the one who got hit with the bad fire Orlando, Sipada. That was one marshal Yeah, good call good call Good one Gee on did something crazy that, didn't he? probably Look at that handle bar mustache. She got Probably that's a law dog right there. He's still got the gray one 200 days and 29 wins Okay, think about how hard is to get 200 wins in the major leagues this year You got it went 20 games for 10 years 17 games for 15 years and that's just to get to 200, man That is hard to do. He's in the ring. He's not a Hall of Famers. Yeah, he's a Hall of Famers Let me see. I don't know. I guess we'll never know back on the other side not a Hall of Famers (Music) The smile-high morning show weekdays at 10. Here are your hosts Danny and Jeff (Music) John Lettgen boring yeah um my case Miss guilty mouse wife. It's a one-named artist Yes, and he's has a couple like Not Sam Smith like ish like take me to church kind of take me to church Cavanti Sam Smith is in this song (Music) He looks like he's having a lot of fun um, it's Loverboy. No, it's uh Just tell me disclosure. Yeah, we're all over it. I said a beachy, but I think he was dead by that. He's been dead Really? Anyways, 3-0-3-3-1-3-2-4 hotline as well as a text line. Thanks for being with us. We appreciate the interaction the participation Jet's gonna do a real coaching search. It looks like um unless they go win next week with this one guy in the head higher Coachea and then kind of think okay, let's just kind of go keep this intact because a new head coach Can't bring in a whole new coaching staff overnight in the middle of a season I got a and a new head coach isn't gonna want to come and work with all of Robert solas Coordinators and coaches who here's get he's filler gonna undermine him probably a little bit. I love this big beautiful brain of mine Yeah, here's my best idea. I've had Since I said Russell Westbrook is Better than Bruce bone Bruce bones the poor man's Russell Westbrook. Hey Aaron Rogers player coach Brings in Devontae Adams first first line of duty because like doesn't it Devontae Adams thing was hot in this way You say that again Aaron Rodgers just make him a player coach. I don't even know what that means I don't even know what it means. Nobody knows what it is. No, it's provocative And that's what I do around here now. What could possibly go wrong there. What could possibly go wrong the player coach Peyton Manning was pretty much a player coach was the closest thing to that happening actually Jeff I might be on the snow. I'm definitely saying you're not Would have been Nathaniel Hackett taking over because essentially Aaron Rodgers has his hand up his ass and he's a puppet for all the things Aaron Rodgers loves and likes to do That would have made the most sense because then you could have kept keep the defense intact You know a little bit. It's not the defense is the promise the office can't can't score no points and Come to the game. Don't catch no passes. They come in the game get chopped from behind So I see his ass from Atlanta. I'm a beat disaster I see him same agent coming to get in the chopped guys from the back and he don't got the same agent as me So when I see his ass in Atlanta, I'm gonna beat his ex Yeah, you know, it don't matter how I went. He tried to do some dirty. So that's why I'm a beat is there God, that's so man. Isn't that like the best thing ever? Yeah, it's so yeah, it's so real that is so You couldn't script that if you wanted I could listen that all day long over and of like a song You know something like this song's hot. I like that new Sabrina Carpenter I like that new Ed Sheeran. I could just listen over and over and keep taking little pieces from it. I done God He done wait. He done. He done got the same We did Like if that if that doesn't make sense to you exactly that's your problem I get I got exactly who was saying is very they do it. It was crystal clear to me. I get the NFL It's you can't script that and there's nothing wrong with going to the script club. Listen, mr. Balloon hands What Belichick staff the walk well a check staff is kind of still probably out there intact a little bit I got one more bad. I got one more badass coach Hey, he had a stint with Dante Culpepper and the Miami Dolphins didn't screen is dead Jeff didn't go so well, and then he went one a bunch of natties. What about coach Nick Saban? Bears or who we thought they were Nick Saban did he coach for the Jets at some point in his career Not a head coach. I was dolphins, but no, but I may as an assistant back in the day He was a mission in Denver, and then he was I thought he had a chance where those glasses was just a dude Nobody thinks did they just give him an offer? He can't refuse I don't know who the guys can win right right right right right in Cleveland Browns. Also, mm-hmm We had a text from Neut clapping back at Jeff Whoa said Adam Shine said the bills have to move on from McDermott not Josh Jeff, which I've said for four years McDermott is Dan Reeves and John Fox reincarnated That's cold Yes, that's why we need Neut on the text string. We need him on the text line. I added him No, I know but just because I I was being rebellion there and I wasn't certain I shouldn't have said it was Josh Allen I'm sorry Neut We come golfing with me and put between your legs like you do I'll let you put between my legs It's gonna say move on from Josh Allen 30 teams killing to have that guy Is he it? He's better than he's get you to install them. He's get you to the elite a but is he get you to the final for it Or is that just cuz my homes and Joe burrow or in his that's the excuse like, you know Herbert and burrow in my homes if one for those guys and NBA GM's pick the Celtics to repeat overwhelmingly 83% of the vote what has Boston being the first repeat chance since the Warriors I'm the only other two teams who are even receive a vote Turn on it and Dallas Mavericks. You're wrong about that. You're wrong Thunder and Never one of them the nuggets are not one of those teams guys He said all the 30 other general managers think or 30 most think about their different diets. I guess I'm not including our own Tim rules. No, but thunder or one and the Mavericks are the other. No Nice central time zone. Let's go. Mm represent those teams aren't better than the nuggets. I Think this Mavericks probably aren't as good as they were last year to be honest with you and the matter beat the team That beat the nugget you think there's a natural progression of of the Thunder to go out there and like be great winners Cuz they got all those great pieces. We've got a win in a super high level, too No one's done. They haven't done that yet. Mavericks haven't done that either Mavericks were in the finals last year. Mmm Aggies me, man. It's how the West shook out though. They cat cruised No, they didn't they took the team that beat your team and my team that wasn't the best team They just and they slapped them around bro. They just beat the nugget. They were that team was satisfied with that We're dunking all and that was that was their championship, too. They're there the nuggets was definitely the timber rule That was their title and that's they acted it like so and Thunder got the one seed And got better. I Like them. I don't know about them in the playoffs, but I love them in the regular season Is that just for your kids though? Is that just GM's being goofy? Like how do they not how does there only three? I think we have an answer for Shay, but they don't have an answer for your kids Probably not some of your best stuff. Thank you ever Probably does anyone though other than Minnesota maybe last year Have an answer for the Joker. The only guy that really stops the Joker is Nicole Yolkach when he's I guess if you got three big guys like the Lakers didn't the bubble or Minnesota did last year that's Just keep throwing guys at him and hacking. I mean early in that series and remember Michael Malone got a Like a technical fall and they ended up losing that game by 30 points But early in that series games one in two of the two rules nugget series It was just hackathon and they were doing the old like Seattle Seahawks just passing a fairness on every play They won't call it. You know what I mean? They're not gonna call it every time down and even if they do we got three guys six balls each to just hack That's an interesting theory. What did believe in the cutting room floor Alex? What would have Eric good? All four division series tied at one you guys you guys like any favorite so far any thoughts on these series What's the most been the most compelling to you so far? My favorite stat that I've heard in the last week because Roy royals won in Yankee Stadium last night huge win That is badass the Detroit Tigers every guy on the Detroit Tigers 26-man roster if you combine their whole salary It's 19 million That was like yeah 20 or 26 or something, but that's a wild 19 They had who's the guy the second baseman Harvey. He's gone. He's not on the roster. So his money don't count I think the Padres shouldn't act like the guys on the postseason roster make 19 million total That's less than Machado makes in a year. I think I wouldn't try to piss O'Tani and Mookie bets off to find the Padres I think that's a mistake Well, the Padres actually are the ones who won it last year right then they knock out LA last year But they didn't have O'Tani Arizona did okay, Arizona went to the World Series last year. They knocked out Philly - dang Yeah, no, I think I think the Padres you kind of got to bring some swagger because you're the Padres They just destroyed them. We got it. Go runs Alex crazy playoff team. So Jackson Merrill's dope He's he's better for the Padres than what Juan Soto was think about that a rookie is better than there's some rookie role Play for the state tomorrow be there. We appreciate you guys big time. We love you guys had a fun one today So the Jets do Broncos kind of Man, you get a win here in your foreign two against the Chargers It just really takes you to a whole another place and stratosphere It's been a long time and then the buffs man got a big one to buffs Kansas State Looking forward they can win that one. It's gonna be crazy at night. No doubt I think the whole also feel could be the equalizer there and you got a little hottest player in college football - on your spot Right now you got to find a game ways to get him the ball in the top five quarterback We appreciate you guys and we love you guys good night Sheila I'll never forget your patcher I Know the big face really I got those all my window to a city y'all into the snow comeback snapbacks see my