Get ready. We're going viral. Get ready. We're going viral. Hello, everyone. And welcome back to another installment of the viral podcast. I'm your host Chelsea Lynn. I'm your host Paige. Jenna. Jenna told Jenna juice. That's our new sponsor. Yes. And welcome to the podcast. Our regulars, Maggie and Greg. Nice to be here. Got malt cliques and malt steaks. Got that malt steaky. Sticky. Thank you guys for being here. And welcome back to the pod. Well, we have been doing a lot of things here. Yes, we have. We have been sitting a lot lately. Yeah, we set a lot on planes. Yeah. Me, Greg and Paige just got back from Europe and South Africa and had probably the trip of our lifetimes. And yeah, it was it was amazing. We had a lot of a lot of fun. A lot of fun and a lot of learning just of what other countries do. Like, for instance, if you're gonna hit your head on something, it will say in the States, watch your head. But over there, it says mind your head. Yes. Everywhere. Mind your head. Yeah. Or like, you know, watch your step. It'll say mind your step. Oh, it's a little cuter, huh? Yeah, proper. Yeah. Proper. They're over here. We're like, watch your head. Hey, watch. Oh, I'm a sore. Don't do it. You got an eight and a half more. Yeah. Watch your head. They're like, mind your head. Mind your head. Yeah. So where they talking cue? Yeah. Yeah. Were they freaking out over the way that y'all talked? No. Nobody gave nobody care. Everyone almost had a different accent. Like, no one accent was just sticking everywhere in South Africa. They all spoke so differently. Especially in South Africa. South Africa was the biggest melting pot ever been in of people, food, everything. It was like the more than America, I feel like it was really diverse and beautiful. Oh, God, we're obsessed. The mountains with the yeah, I will say this waves. Oh, my probably the worst moment of my trip was on our flight from Amsterdam to South Africa. Okay. I'm sleeping and it's like a 12 hour flight. I'm sleeping. Okay. I have my head in front of the chair in front of me and I'm leaning on it. I'm sleeping. I'm in a good sleep. I'm sleeping. I'm not like rest. I'm asleep. No, if you stay in the same spot for over 20 plus minutes, you're sleeping usually. I've got my knot mask on and I'm sleeping. And all of a sudden I feel this. Tap, tap, tap. A little tap on my shoulder. It wakes me up. I get up. Lift up. I literally this is how I'm listening up. I don't look over. And I see Craig doing this. Waving. He's doing this. Let me move my mic. Dang. Just smiling and waving. Like he's in that Taylor Swift music video. See the window. Just wave into the neighbor. And what did I do? I said, what the? Why'd you fucking wake me up? Wait, we didn't have the alarm. Oh, well, yep. That's how mad she was. That's how mad. I knew that was coming. I'm just going to let you know that was actually from San Diego to London. San Diego, I don't think we ever. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Nashville. Okay. I remember vividly that asked you in. Okay. Thank you for specifying which flight we're on. Thank you for specifying which flight we're on. But that, I don't think anything has ever pissed me off more than that. Because how did you want me? Greg, how did you want me to react? Did you want me to go right? Oh, hi, baby. What were you expecting? You woke her up. She didn't have her face mask on. I don't believe. Yes, I did. She didn't have her foot pillow face pillow. But she was relaxed. I bet I bet. But Greg knows where what trip it was because he woke me up three to four times on that. Every time I would think about sleeping, he would come up and tapping. Would I come back to the bathroom? So if we were sleeping, guess what? We get tap, tap, tap, and then we'd look and then Greg would make a face or something. Greg, we're not a freaking TikTok video. Go tap on your screen and watch the fly. Exactly. Go give people some hearts. Don't wake us up. So that was probably the worst. The worst part of the trip is opening my eye mask and seeing him going. Yeah. Was that the worst? Yeah. But Greg, I really want to know what was going through your head. Like what? Thank you. What were you expecting to happen? Honestly, I didn't really care about her response. I was just a son. You were bored? No. Yeah. Maybe. Yes. Yes. A little bored. There's a lot of boredom going on. I wanted to mess with somebody so he woke me up. But but I'll tell you what, I was extremely excited about the trip. I was happy. But don't you want her to enjoy it by getting this? No, no, no. He's trying to pull on people's heartstrings right now. Yes, yes. And we thought about the trip. He's trying to make it like, Oh, he was just happy about the talking so hard on it. No. Yes. Don't be so hard on me. This ain't some light flight. This is about a 19 hour debacle. You know, you know what I do when I see Greg sleeping on a flight? Let him sleep. Yeah. Let his ass sleep. And then when he wakes up, I go, I'm excited about the trip. Yeah. That would have been the better. Oh, is that is that the proper etiquette? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You need to go to Caitilien for sleeping. Yeah, I do. I'm sorry. But we will say everyone in London Amsterdam and Cape Town could not have been nicer. Yeah, kinder. Oh, more amazing. Right. Same. Like y'all, I'm even talking about like airports that like TSA. And I'm not just talking about like our Uber drivers, our waiters, like they were amazing, but like even people, we just met on the street. Oh my gosh. People that we asked for like, because our phones wouldn't work in London, like just people that we just stopped and talked to and people we met were amazing. And even people in like the TSA and our train station, when we were on our train from Amsterdam, no, from London to Amsterdam, there was probably, and I'm not even exaggerating, probably a thousand people in this TSA line. But they had so many like gates open that it went pretty fast. And they weren't like, you got a lot of four, get your shoes off. You know how TSA is an art here. Yeah, they would walk up and be like, oh, he goes, oh, you don't need your passport. You can put that up. And if you just want to head down to to they'll take care of you to and I'm just like, it was crazy. It would help everywhere. So is that how they are over there? They're just really nice. I guess. Oh, we pull up to the hotel. Oh my God. And I tried to get my bag out of the back and he goes, you do not touch your bag. You are on holiday. They said you're on holiday. Instead of vacation, you're on holiday, which is really cool. And then they welcome home. Like when you would go anywhere, they'd say welcome home. And if we would say we were leaving, they would be like, no, don't leave or come back tomorrow. There was only one situation that I don't know. I'm sure you all remember that we had somebody that was a little rude. And that was when we went back from lunch to pick up our luggage from that place. One of the Uber drivers of the Uber drive. He was not happy about having to wait with Chelsea in the car. But besides that, like everyone was so like, we didn't have internet or cell service in London, and we were lost. So like Paige stopped this guy just walking down the street and she's like, excuse me, do you live here? He went, he could have been like, oh, yeah, he went above and beyond and helped us for like 15 minutes to find out his phone was zooming just like, this is where you guys need to be. I was like, wow, are you on your way to work? You can leave. And at the end, he was like, have a wonderful time in London. Like, wow. People were just so awesome. Can you imagine if when they come over here, they're probably like, oh, that's what I was saying. I was like, I would never go visit the States. People are so rude here. Yeah. Yeah. And I, at least for sure, in Cape Town, things were much cheaper. So cheap. I remember, yeah, you were telling me and I was like, bro, we would go have like, we went to this really nice dinner. Then like really nice, fancy dinner with like multiple courses. And we got drinks and all this stuff. And it, this would have been here in the States. It was a Michelin star, right? Yeah. Yes. Wow. It would have been a four or $500 dinner, for sure. Yeah. And it was $120 bucks. That blows my mind was happy. How? We parked in the parking garage and we went to go pay. What do they call their monies are? Ran, ran, ran with a deal. They call their money ran. So like, this cost 500 rand, you know, what we would say 500. So it cost X amount of rand and we looked it up, 52 cents to park. You know, I was thinking, Oh, 10 round. Oh, probably five bucks. And yeah. And I look it up. High, highly tourist area. Oh, and then the tip. I tell Maggie about it. So, you know, you're not like people don't tip in Europe. Like, and I know South Africa is not Europe, but I'm talking about when we were in Europe. I know that. No, but you don't tip at a restaurant. But a lot of these people knew we were Americans. So a lot of people would be like, when they brought the check, they go, Oh, did you want to leave a tip? And I rarely got that. I go, I don't know what they're doing. This one girl was like, we love when Americans tip. She goes, I made 50 year old the other day. She was so happy. Like we were tipping. So yeah. And I mean, they're working hard. Yeah. So I wanted to tip anyway, even if they're like, we can't ask her this or that, I would just still tip because come on anywhere you live, it can't be easy. Everyone's struggling a little. We were in London. I guess it may have been our first or second night. Chelsea was laying in bed and, and I guess she had went to bed. And so Paige and I do. If you drive a hoover and you don't want to drive, fuck you. Or if you're just a shitty person, fuck you and fuck you and fuck you. And if I don't want to say, fuck you to nobody, but I just want to say, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you for having Greg slip in his head. Greg slipped it in his head. Sad. A B F always be filming Maggie. Did you see it? Yeah, that was crazy. I first thought it was a stunt. You know, Paige caught the tail end of it on her on her camera. And I've watched the entire thing happen. Dude, that was my sleepy. You know, okay. Yeah, I'm good. People have been wondering, like, is Greg's head okay? Like he shouldn't be on a fly right now. It's not really my head as much as it was. My neck was sore because it jarred. Yeah, because when, when, you know, I hit my shoulder's head and then my head bounced off that damn time. No, I saw it. It was like a slow motion. Imagine this big bull back. And he goes, oh, shit. Slippin and fallen. So he fell back so stiff. And then his head literally went like his head just went off the back. We got to post that on the Instagram TV because it was out of control. The fact that I've fallen in the past couple months of the win, Greg fell and hit his head. You fell on the boat. I fell on the boat. Shark diving. Pretty hard. Pretty hard. God. The reenactment was better. Uh oh. Oh, yeah. Now we went shark cage diving and the boat jolted and threw me across the boat. It was wild. Dude, what if it would have thrown you out? That's what he would have done. He would have been like, oh, well, there's a seal getting Hey, get me by. Great. If I'm if I'm in the water and a shark comes up and leaks my pussy, are you stopping him? No. Do they have tongues? They have to. We discovered this. Whoa. Great whites do not have tongues. They have some sort of cartilage that kind of like could be conceived as a tongue. Yeah, but they don't have an actual tongue. Now other shark species. I don't know. I'll look it up. Do sharks have tongues? Well, I've never wondered that now. I would say they don't. Great. Greg says yes. And who says no? I say no. Hold on. Okay. Greg says no. What kind? Any of them. I just put do sharks have tongues. I'm gonna put no. Okay. Maggie. I've never seen one poke out. So I'm gonna say no. Yes. Sharks have tongues, but they are different from human tongues. Hey, that's a new experience. The cartilage. Let's see a picture of it. Okay. Let me get that. But all I got to say page it can be considered a tongue if it ain't doing no licking. Yeah, that's okay. It ain't a tongue if it ain't licking. It could get a lick and look. Let me see it. You'd have to really put your foot. No, you're gonna get your ass cut up. No, you'd have to really put your pussy in there. So it's a little it's not gonna stick out. Right. No, it won't stick out. It ain't no tongue. Period. Sorry, science. If it don't lick, it ain't no tongue. I mean, Greg, you're right. Greg's got point. Can I say something? Greg? Greg, you don't have a tongue. Greg, you've gotten really good at podcasting. Well, thank you. I haven't had to tell you to talk in the mic. I haven't had to tell you to, you know, other stuff I tell you during the pod and and you've been doing good. Hey, good job. Thanks. I appreciate it. I'm happy to be here. Yeah. Hey, when somebody's doing good, tell them. And Greg was doing really good on the trip. Like, he started out not filming really nothing or, you know, picking up his phone. And then he started realizing, oh, wow, these girls love content. So, dude, we do something and then we turn around. I saw it. What the hell was that? He reached. I know. I know. We just read. We do something and I turn around and Greg is like, Greg, Greg, go, got it on film. Great job, Pookie. Thank you. He's got it. Got it. Nice. I got it. I was recording. It only took years. I know. I know. 10 years. I actually, I actually, I think I've got my first successful Instagram shot for you. Like, without you having to really coach me up a ton. You like, you said, okay, this is what I want. You want to be positioned here. Okay. And then, let me give it a back story. Good. Yeah. Greg cannot take a damn picture. It is so bad. And y'all know what I'm talking about. You have someone in your life that just doesn't, you don't get it centered. They get more the parking lot than the, you know, they just, they don't check every angle of the frame. You got to get that good Instagram shot. Yeah. And if you know how to get it, that's wonderful. A lot of people just don't know how to take a good picture. Greg is wonderful. Oh, it's bad. So we were on the beach and I wanted, I had this cute blue shirt on and we found this pretty raw because I want a really pretty picture and it's all up on my Instagram right now. And so Greg was taking pictures of me and he took a few and then he goes, okay, here I go, well, first off, we're not done until until I say, until I say I'm done until you say we got it. You said there you will click for 10 minutes if I need you to. Oh, keep that finger. Click, click, clacking. And so I looked at them and they were what I go, Greg, I go get me, I go, I gave them a little bit direction. We tried it again. I thought, this is not gonna be good. Looked at the next round of pictures and I go, wow, Greg, these are really good. And he was like, you just saw me, he goes, really? I go, Greg, I only use these for Instagram. I said, good job. And he was like, I mean, I thought it was gonna cry. Yeah, positive reinforcement goes a long way with you for sure. It does because every time after that, he's like, hey, Paige did not do good. Chelsea did not do good. Well, you really are doing a lot because I want to make sure it's good because this is the thing that we, who knows when we'll be back. Right. And this is a trip of a lifetime. Let's get it right. Well, I'm a positive reinforcer anyway. If somebody does good, you're definitely a negative reinforcer for sure. Well, if you're not, if you need to do better, I'm going to tell you need to do better. And when you're doing good, I'll tell you you're doing fucking good. Get it right. Get it right. Get it tight. Yeah. Yeah. I think, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're a little hard. You're, you're, okay. Your praise, your negative praise, where when you mess up is a lot louder than your positive praise when I'm doing good. Just let you know. So, so I don't think it's louder. I think it's less than. Okay. Yeah. That tells me you need to do better. I'm trying. It's the way you receive it. Hey, I'm working towards it. I'm getting better. You are, you're getting, you are getting better. Hey, hey, like wine, baby. Fine. Wine. I'm getting better with time. It does suck when you have a vision though. And then somebody can't really get it for you. Yeah, if it's in your head and you can't, you can't articulate it to me. I can't make it happen just like you want it. But I'll, I'll do my damnedest. I'll give you, I'll give you my best shot. Well, you did great in Africa. It was fun. And they already want to go back page one to go back in February. We are going back in February. What? Yes. With or without you, page, page and I might actually go. Page by page one in February. It's summer. So their months are opposite. So they are starting spring in September. And then their summer rolls all the way to like February ends in March. Yeah. So their, their spring is about the, he said maybe like four weeks. And then after there's, yeah, in the summer, six months, they recommend going towards the, sorry, they recommend, they recommend going towards the end of the summer, that way you're still getting the, the heat to go enjoy the water. But it's not as not unbearable. Yeah. And not so many tourists. Correct. Yeah. So that was the one thing about London, right? There were so many people on holiday because kids were still out of school. Yeah. One thing I want to mention though, is everywhere you go in South Africa, there's somebody hopping out of a bush helping you pump. Oh my God. That is wild. Yes. Shout out to all of our South African listeners and followers. Apparently there are a lot of them. We were getting recognized left and right. Yep. That's insane. Y'all tell them about the parking. Well, we would just pull up thinking nobody was around and then you look over and somebody's just backing you up and helping you. They did it every single place in South Africa. Does that not know how to do it? No, they do. There was a city parking helper, parking enforcement on every street of every block of every road we parked on. So it was like their job, like they were for the city to help park. Yeah. And they would just tell you where to park and back you up and, you know, tell you like, come on back, whatever. Did y'all not know what they were at first? The first time we were like, what's going on? And I'm like, oh, they're here to help us park. But we thought it would come from. We thought it was maybe someone from the restaurant or something. That's what I was going to say. Did it look like a regular person? No, they all had uniforms on. They have a vest on. Okay. Yeah. And then you'd go park down the street and I'm telling you, and sometimes they'd be standing there waiting on you to park. And sometimes they might even be like sitting somewhere. You didn't see anybody, but when you started parking, they'd come out of nowhere. One dude really did come out of a bus. He was sending a bus. Yes. And we were parking. He came and helped us. They just helped. And that parking lot, remember? He was like, hey, he just came out of the bush. Literally. He just came out of that bush. Yeah. Like I made it as a deal. I'm like, dude, they just come out of the bushes and then literally right then somebody brought that to help you park. So we went to this one restaurant in upper union, right? And so Chelsea got out to go in first to check in. Paige decided to stay with me because it was just a cluster on that street. Oh, treacherous. So there was, yeah, it was treacherous. So there was a car coming towards us and they were afraid to go in between. So in, in South Africa at that particular street, you can park on either side of the street. So there's a car on either side of the street. They're trying to go in between them. And I'm to a point where like they haven't blocked, but they're afraid to go past me. So it's just like a standstill. And so I'm like, okay, I'm going to back up a little bit. So I'll start to back up and get over so they give them more room. And then this guy just comes out of the, out of the blue and he's like, telling the car to get the hell out of there. He was telling them to come on. He's like, what are you doing? Oh, maybe they have to do that there. Yes. That's crazy wild. I wonder if somebody, we have a couple. Yeah. Why do they do this? Yeah. And then I, and then I start getting honked. Remember, Pete, because Paige is in the car with me and somebody behind me is laying on the horn. So then I go, I go about like five, 10 feet and I'll stop the car and I'll honk my horn, and then they'll honk their horn so that I'll move up a little bit more. I was playing with people. I was screwing with them. So anyway, we loved, we loved South Africa. We loved Amsterdam, London. It was, it was awesome. If things come up through the pod, we'll bring them up. But for the most part, dang weird. What a good time. Yeah, blessed. Hey, real quick, be sure and download our episodes. If you're listening to this, give us a download. It helps us out tremendously. It helps out the program. Okay. And then tonight, the viral podcast live in Spokane. We will see you guys tonight. We will be there live. And then later this week, we've got Portland, Oklahoma City, Dallas, and Dallas. We added a second show. And then Houston and Austin. Wow. So those were coming up this week, the viral podcast live and you can go to the virepodcast.co for tickets. Living off on the road. I do it because I love the fans. That's why I'm here today. I'm a B me. Let me see if I can find that. That's his song. Yeah, sure. The one and only. Just, you know, I wrote that song. Oh, okay. I did not know that. He's a one. She she's a one hit wonder. One hit wonder. Hold on. Speak amongst yourselves. I'm gonna try to find that. Yeah. So is that on a spot? Are you sure? Positive. Oh, okay. We need to help. We need to help get that to Spotify. We do. Yeah. That needs to be on Spotify for sure. Yeah. A couple presses and clicks. It could be right there. And we'll set up a robot to continue to give it clicks. Click. I do because I love the fans. If anybody does ever go to South Africa, there's a sandwich place there that we went to almost every single every day. Once we discovered it. Oh, Greg was so mad at us. I was not mad. So get those sandwiches. Greg's like, really? He just ate five. I know. I know. Okay. I put on some weight on this trip. I'm gonna let y'all know. Because I wanted to go and put on my pants to go to the farm this morning. Get it? And that button on that top button was popping a couple of times. Really? Oh, man. And with that wrong pass? Yes. That has to loosen up the belt just a little bit and make sure I got it all tucked in and my muffin was sticking over the top. But yeah, we're good. Okay. Here we go. Lough on the road. Lough on the road written by Justina Armistead, one of our favorite songs. I'm gonna play the whole thing for you guys. It's not long. It's not long at all. But if you hear us burst out, this is the song that we're listening to. Inspired us. Here we go. Is it all chorus? No. If there's one thing I know tomorrow might not be the same. I'm gonna be me regardless of what other people think. Because I am me all the time living lives on the road. I do it because I love the fans. That's why I am here today. I have watched other shine and I have watched them fall. I'm gonna shine regardless because tomorrow's not guaranteed. If there's one thing I know tomorrow might not be the same. I'm gonna be me regardless of what other people think. Because I am me. Dang, I hope we don't get a copyright strike. She better not. She might. We get a fucking season of season. We get an even for these bitches more. I would like to hear Paige and Chelsea sing that though. Oh, we just did. Yeah. If there's one thing I know tomorrow might not be the same. I'm gonna be me regardless of what other people think. Because I am me all the time living life on the road. I do it because I love the fans. That's why I am here today. I'm gonna be me regardless of what other people think. We've been singing that for years. What do you need behind your chair? You can't show it. Oh, I'm sorry. Mouse did. I can probably show it. I just was wondering. I don't think we could show it. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. Don't show that. I wouldn't. Well, it's put that away. Whoa. I didn't want to see it. I didn't know. I'm not on there. That's just sister-in-law's tits. It ain't me. This ain't Maggie's tits. Oh, Beth. Greg, you want to calm down. Who's tits? I'm just being respectful, geez. Babe, calm. It's a drawing of tits. Hey, on this question. Brittany Fitzpatrick, this fan, I forgot what show she gave us. I mean, I drew this drawing of my tits, Libby's tits, Tina, Beth's tits, and Tina's tits. And it is one of the prettiest drawings I've ever seen in my life. And I haven't had it framed yet. It's just been kind of standing there. Dude, this needs framed immediately. I just saw it. So I was curious. I was like, I thought it was a photo. It looks like a photo. That's what I thought. I was like, it's like, why are y'all doing a titty line up? That's how good it is. Is that from Tammy Banks? No. It's just, where does she get the pictures from? Oh, probably our OF and Patre. My tits are all over my Patreon. I'll post this picture to my Patreon because I can't post it right anywhere else. Yeah, I want to post it too and say, guess who's tits or who's? Yes, because I did that with you and Libby and my tits and said, guess which tits are mine. And it's so obvious. It's so obvious. Dude, how do you draw that good that it looks like a damn photo? I'll never understand. I mean, look, there are people that have varying levels of talent. I mean, look at that. Look at that right behind you, you know? The talent out there is insane. I'll never understand it. I don't know. Oh, Gary came over there? Yeah, he wanted me. Gary, you love your mama. But why are you over there? Want my aunt Tuth? Um, well, we got, we got, let's get into kind of our little deal. We had a DM, doesn't he? What's the DM for the day, honey? What's the DM for the day, honey? Regardless, what other people think. Okay. Can we get his flower? Yeah. You want it? You think? I want to throw it over there. Oh, well, maybe not. Yeah, never mind. Never mind. Cameras and stuff. Yeah. Okay. My DM. I'm sorry, ma'am. This is from a guy on Facebook. For an hour named Nick. Oh, let me get this out of the way. Nicky. Nicky Avocado. And he's, I got one message from him and it says, there you go. Oh, Gary just did all, sorry, y'all. Oh, Gary. Oh, oh, I wanted to push button. All right. Well, he got DJ. Yeah. Little DJ. He's good. He's good. Is everybody ready for my DM today? Well, yeah. Just your son's just interrupting. Nick says, piss off with this shit. Wait, what? Wait, Nick? This is a DM, just me, I guess. Is he responding to something or just saying that? You know, you just said, piss off with this shit. That's kind of funny. It's hilarious. And that's it? I can't even be mad at that. I know more or not. That's it. Fuck you motherfucker. All right. Edward said, just curious, have you ever peed in your pants before? Or maybe peed in your bed? It's a lot more common than people think. I know several people who wet the bed somewhat regularly. When they drink alcohol, it can happen to the best of us. I think it's such a cute little thing. There's no need to be embarrassed about it. Now he loves piss. He should be with Nick. That guy loves piss. Yeah. That guy loves being peed on, pissing in the bed, smelling pee, you can tell. Oh, I was probably like 11 or 12. And I went to stay in my aunts. And she had recently gotten married and had a stepson. And so we were playing video games. We went to bed and I woke up the next morning and then my back was all wet. Come to find out. You're Maliki. No. Come to find out. Step cousins, a bed pee or bed wetter. Did you think it was you at first? No. Oh, it's weird at travel all the way to your back. Dude, he just like wets everywhere. Whoa, he probably pissed on you. I wonder if he woke up and just like peed on me. Like gave me a golden shower and I didn't know it. Was his name Edward? No. I only peed the bed a couple times as a kid, but I remember it was so horrible. Just the feeling of piss in the bed and the smell. Yeah. The smell can really never leave. Especially when it dries. And then half anyone tell someone you did it. Yeah. That's the hardest part is being like, hey, pissed on your. Yeah, if his last name would have been pissing instead of fanning. Bro, half in a go until like your grandma you pissed the bed and she's like Chelsea, you're 18. Hey, Jasmine P. 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Okay, that's code viral@ameneave.com. Get your discounts and get your nut on. Yeah, a little loose sushi. I don't know. But it is no, I think they peed even before the kids. And I know a couple of people who wear depends and stuff to bed. Oh, I wear a pad every day because when I laugh, I pee y'all know. He's on the frickin' roast. I can't stop. Not the troll. What's your song? What's your song? But I'm talking about like full blown pissing. Yeah. I will piss myself. It does something in your brain, right? When you're sleeping, it turns off a somersister. Really? And I think that's why you pee. I guess. I don't know. Jamie, do you say it goes? And it's not embarrassing. Well, it is obviously embarrassing, but it's not too. I shit my pants more than I piss my pants. Yeah, you and Greg bullshit your pants and stuff. Hey, he did. Hey, I shit my pants yesterday. Doing what sneezing. I was letting the burn barrel and I thought I had to fart and it was not short. Yeah, I almost shit my pants this morning as a matter of fact. We need that. One thing we're going to be doing is shit in our pants. I hadn't headed down to the shop and I was on my way back and I'm like, I got to get out of here because I got to meet John soon. And I'm like, your shit's like me too. I'm like, my shit's got to meet this toilet right now. I mean, and I was thinking, damn it. Why did Chelsea want to have wing stop last night? It was not happy. Gotcha. It was not me. It got me. And the wing stop wasn't as good as I thought it was me. Well, flavor. They changed their Oh, go ahead. They changed their sauces. No, we want a lot of a lot of a lot of different flavors. I was actually surprised. Chelsea went with a lot of bone in wings where she's typically a boneless. Well, I was scrolling tick tock Gregors in town. This girl was on there eating wing stop and she was dipping in this big ranch and I go, oh God, that's what I want. I was like, baby, can you pick up wing stop? Well, baby, it's 10 minutes away, baby. It started out as pizza though. I wanted Papa John's pizza. And then you scrolled a little longer and so weeks. Yeah, it just didn't hit the way I wanted it to, but it was fine. They changed. Well, I don't know if they did, but it seemed like to us they changed their type of fries. They're changing everything. I mean, you can't even get a candy bar that tastes the same. Right. Yeah. Um, let's do a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, uh, magazine prizes, a little, uh, ma'am, a little, a guessy. Yes. Huh? Yes. This sound ma'am. Yes. This sound. Oh ma'am. I miss Roger. Roger. All right. You guys pretty good. He's going to come visit soon. Well, we'll have to have him back on the pod. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Tell them a great joke. I'm sure you'll have a joke for you. I'll have him come on and tell us a joke. We'll have, we'll call it Roger's court. Roger's joke corner. We need Roger and Greg on at the same time. Jesus Christ. I know. Can you imagine? What, what do you think will happen? No, just both of y'all two Melton's at the same time. A lot of jokes. A lot of talking. Everyone ready? Yeah. Chelsea's playing her sound. I wish I would have known we're playing this game. I would have had a sound too. Sorry. We usually don't do sounds. Greg, he's moving that. He's moving that. Oh, yeah. We got ready. You should have not brought him over. He's fine. Just scoot your desk over. Okay. Please. This one's going to be hard. Oh, God. Wait. Is it going to sound like those other ones on your trip? No. I did it today. Okay. This one's going to be hard. Okay. Is everybody ready? Here we go. Here's our round. Here we go. Here we go. Guess this sound. Spond yourself. Wait, hold on. Are you scratching yourself with your fork? Are you rubbing a cross like a keyboard? Yeah. That's a good sound. Are you eating chips? That's a good scratch in your purse. No. Do it again. Are we going to be mad? Pilling something. Oh, you're, you're, one more time. You're cheese grating your feet. Are you just like two sounds in there? It sounds good though. I like the sound. What is it? That is the phone being held up to my knee as I'm walking up the stairs. That's not the sound. Wait, you are so fucking crazy with your sound. Wait, I'm playing again. I can't be saying, oh, yeah, that's you walking up the stairs rubbing it on your knee. I'm not going to ding a bell and go, what's this sound? But you got to do something like maybe a camera click. Or like this, like this. I've done that. Greg, Greg. You know what that sounds like? What? Your knee walking up the stairs. Oh, you got it. And I will say this, my knee, you should never do that. It just started doing that. You don't got no cartilage. Oh, dang, it's rubbing like that together. Sounds like bone. Does it hurt? No, not at all. And it sounds worse when I put the phone up to it. Okay, that's crazy. That is just from bending your knee. From walking up the stairs. You know what? I want to do, I want to do the one that they fixed. I only hear it when I walk upstairs. I never hear it walking regular or nothing. It's when I'm walking upstairs. I thought you were just like robbing your pussy. No, just rubbing the phone against your knee. I didn't know you were cracking like that. No, that's, that's me walking and holding the, no, that's not me rubbing up against my knee. That's my knee. Dang. Inside of it. Are you going to have to go get tissue in there? We'll see. Hello and welcome to the Moo Moo commercials. Psych, it's just me, Chelsea. Listen, I don't want to be taking no BS, multivitamin. That's just full of crap. That's not good. What's the point in wasting money and, and wasting money on that stuff, especially when you think you're doing something good for you and turns out it's just low quality BS and you're wasting your time and money. Not for me. Y'all, I don't have time for that. 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You know how they're not the bathroom switch. It is a, it is a switch, but what kind? It's a rotary switch. Is it a TV switch right there? It's the turning. No, not that. They're all plating. I don't know. It sounds like you're pulling mommy to tell you. It's the switch to our lava lamps. Oh, that's smart. The, the roly. The roly switch. A roly switch. What are those called? Rolly switch. It's a roly switch. It's just a little mocha switch. It's just a mocha switch. Yeah, mocha. All right. Is everybody ready? Got an island. Here we go. Opening the door. Opening the fridge. No. I hear birds or something after you open. Well, that's just because the birds were loud. What? Do that at once more, but I'm indoors doing it. Can you just keep it up there? Yeah. Opening the bathroom door. No. Let me tell you. Yeah. Are you sliding a ledge? The Keurig. Oh, wow. How the fuck are we supposed to know that? The Keurig does have a specific noise though. The Keurig does. Yeah. Next time we do guess this sound, I'm going to pick the easiest fucking sounds that y'all know so you don't get mad at me. I'm going to fart. No, I agree that that was a good one, but it just sounded different than the Keurig. And this one honestly sounds a little different than what it is, but here we go. You brushing carpet? No. It could be one. It could be two. Let's just do that. What? I'm pulling something out. Trash bag out of a trash can? No, but that's smart. Tissues. Yes. Nice. Nice ears, dude. Tissues out of a lot. T-t-t-t-t-tude. I need to get some of those. Tissues? Yeah. Just to stock up for the winner. Were you the only one that guessed the sound? The hell? Yeah. I got a sound. Give me a little doing good. Hold on. Wait. I wasn't on the page. Yay, me. She's got the best ears. We got two truths in life. Should we do a call or something like a little song before? A little smell. Let me ask Greg to smell anything. I sure am. Wait, what was the worst smell you got to smell on the trip? The smell that made me-- Oh, I know which one it was. I'm adding that to the vlogs. And it's in our vlogs that we-- We're going. Sorry. I'm excited. Me and Paige made this video of her farting. And it's on her Instagram. And she farted. And it was fine. It didn't smell or nothing. And I'm like two minutes later. Something hits me. And I started gagging. And I had to go out and I was about to puke. I was gagging. It's on the vlog. So bad. Turns out Greg had laid one and didn't tell anybody and was going to let it sleep up on us. Seeper. Yeah. And it pissed me off and it stunk. So bad. I've never smelled before. Did I was? I'm not gagging. It smelled like straight shit. Worse than shit. Worse than shit. Shit that's been held back for a couple of years. It was so bad. Yeah, I need a colon. That was the worst smell I smelled on the trip. What about you? That. Because he did it. And I was thinking it was my own fart. So I'm breathing it in. Yeah. That's me. That even worked. Because Chelsea, remember, I was like, I'm so sorry. I did tell you it's going to say I have a shit today. You were breathing it. Yeah. It's so bad. How did you find out it was Greg? Was he just over there laughing? I was blowing at him. He's stressing. He had lifted up his hat. He scratched his head. And I knew something was off. And then he goes, you guys, I think it was me that released it or whatever. His conscience. So I got to swim with you. Because I think so. And she's like, what was the door? It was bad. Oh my. It was so fucking bad, Maggie. That's some shit he would do to God. But they do leave their garbage on the streets and they call it rubbish everywhere. South Africa, they say rubbish and they leave all their garbage bags in the states. Dogs and animals will be fucking that up. You have to keep it in a garbage can't. They don't do that. No bags, garbage bags everywhere. And the dogs don't mess with it. That was wasn't that London and Amsterdam rubbish. Whereas in South Africa, we did see some locations that had like bins, kind of like we have in the States. I didn't see that many pets in London or Amsterdam. No, lots of little dogs walk around. We saw some cute old dogs, but but were you smelling something? Not in the hotel here. What's brewing? What is that? Roll that beautiful bean footage. Good job. Hey, honey. Trying to not be selfish and jealous. Why not say selfish? Try not to be jealous here. I have a girlfriend who. Well, what happened? It's in a sorority about two hours away from me at a college and I live at home and I get jealous. I'm just wondering if you have any tips to help me possibly. Thank you. Oh yeah. Honey. Thank you for calling in. Yeah, his girlfriend's in college and he's he's at home. She's two hours away in a sorority and he's and he's jealous. How does do we have any advice for him? He's probably watching all our snaps having fun and all that. Is it that type of jealousy? Is it a normal jealousy or is he like a jealous boyfriend that's like a control type jealousy? I don't know what he's talking about. I think, well, being that he mentioned that his girlfriend's away in a sorority seems like she's out having fun. He's jealous of that experience. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah. I don't think he's jealous. Yeah. So my advice to him is do something for yourself. Yeah. Go out. Maybe I don't know. I don't know his circumstances, but I'm just saying do something for yourself. To take your mind off of something positive. Yeah. Or also just learn or try to learn to just be happy for her rather rather than even thinking about yourself. Just, you know, she's living such an important time in her life. And it's once in a lifetime, you're young. Yeah. And just be happy for her. And I think it will help you be happier in your situation. And, you know, a two-hour difference you can make. You can make that work if both of you want to make that work. So it's not like, you know, I don't want you to feel like, like, oh, like she's gonna forget about me. And if it's like the real deal and you're right, it can work and it will work. And I think you just need to let her, yeah, let her enjoy that a little bit. Yeah. You and I have done the long distance relationship multiple times in our lives. Oh, yeah. Especially in our first two years, we were two, three hours away. Right. And then even after I graduated, and you were still in college. And then four and all that. Yeah. So I mean, if you want to make it work, it can work. It absolutely can. You just, you got to settle aside some time. Yeah. Just to catch up. Just see, see how each other's doing. You don't, you don't want to be a helicopter. You don't want to be overbearing. Just check on them, see how they're doing. Yeah. Make sure you know, she knows you're there. Right. You know, and you don't want to be the guy who's like calling and being on the other line listening to every single one of her conversations. If that's you, you got to do better on that. Right. Yeah. That's a totally different, different type of jealousy thing. I think let, I think letting backing off a little bit and letting her breathe and letting it happen. Right. I think is the best thing to do. I think almost smothering her with, I want to be involved. I want to do, is going to push somebody away. I think you need to let somebody. And have a discussion about your expectations, you know, be vulnerable, be willing to be vulnerable, open up, have that discussion, have the tough conversations. Because if you don't, then the linger and then who knows, you know, you've got to be transparent, open and have those discussions. Right. You know, 100%. It's better to have them now than when you can't have them later because you're pissed off at each other. Yeah. And don't let it get to that point. Maybe Senator Texan, instead of being like, I'm so jealous because I can make her feel guilty, almost like not live her full life out there. Maybe just be like, Hey, I'm so proud of you for going out to school and doing what you wanted to do. Like I didn't hold you back and I'm glad that we can be in a relationship. Right. Yeah. That make me feel good if I was gone. What you, what you don't need to do is send her a picture of your wiener in your hand saying, who doesn't this look healthy? Would you like a bit of this? Yeah. And you do a frowny face on the tip. Yeah, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Now, if you wanted to do that and be like, Hey, uh, you know, missing you. This is what you're going to come. This is what you're going to be playing with when you come home Saturday. Maybe that'll be not, you know, that's fine. That'd be a little, you know, but don't make it a negative. Don't get you do the frowny face and all that. What do you think about people that show up at their girlfriend's or boyfriend's dorm room unannounced? Oh, depends on the situation. If it's a surprise, you know, like, if it's a genuine, yeah, go ahead. If it's a genuine, like, hey, I live far. I really want to, this is a thing. This is a really surprise. I think it can be that's wonderful. But if it's almost a malicious, like, I'm going to try to find her in a different, you know, like, then it's like, y'all are toxic and you need to be. Yeah. If y'all've been talking and you're like, Oh, I really like to see you. When do you think you can get to come see me? And you kind of, you know, you're not, you don't let them know in this surprise. I think it's great. That's awesome. Yeah. I think it's a genuine surprise. Yeah. Absolutely. What do you think about it? I just watch those ticks where people go to surprise somebody. Then they're in the room getting sucked off real well. Are those real? I think some of them are, but some of them are staged. Yeah, just like with everything. I don't know. Dang, I don't know. I've never been surprised like that. I've always surprised people like that. Yeah. Because I'm the type of person. If I say a plan or whatever, my mom or my family's like, you said you were coming. And it can always work like that. So I just show up. Yeah. That's what I've, that's what I've done. You know, yeah, I showed up for the some, I've showed up for some shows out of the blue for you. Surprise me. Yeah. That's great. Yeah. Because it meant it was, you know, a genuine surprise. Yeah, absolutely. Cute. I think she likes squatting Navy. I think your intent, the intention matters. You know, yeah, that's very true in what you're going for. Yeah, it's totally the intention for sure. You're going to see that spread or you're going to go see that show up with balloons and say, missed you. Right. Exactly. So sorry you're filling that way, honey. I would definitely, you know, I would, I like, I like everybody's advice. I would definitely rewind, maybe listen again. And it's all going to be okay. Yep. Oh, if it's meant to be able to work out. Yeah. At the end of the day. Yeah. You know, so love you. And you're young. You're just getting your started out. It could be successful and workout. Just young, young and full of, and take it one day at a time. Yep. Well, thank you for calling in. Love you. Hey, honey. You guys that called five plus times in a week here. Uh, got FMK for you. Think it's a sleeper self. Might have already been asked. Domino's pizza hut. Okay. Papa John's. Oh, yeah. That was good. So that got me. This has been asked before and we have talked about it, but since you called five times, I'm so glad that your, your call got picked. And people love pizza talk. Well, and I don't even know what I said last time. This may have changed. So I'm just going off of how I feel right now. Okay. All right. Yeah, they'll be like an episode 120 you said. Fuck Mary Kiel, Domino's Pizza Hut Papa John's. Pizza Hut. I like a little bit of, I like, okay, for me, I am going to marry Domino's because I order it the most and I love the pasta. This is hard. I don't order pasta from pizza chains. I'm there for the pizza. Don't fucking add on pasta. If I wanted to go to pasta, I'd go to freaking Italian restaurant. I'm not going to order pasta from, from pizza hut. You'd go to all the garden. So what we're saying is, is it's pizza. That's, that's what we're discussing right now. Pizza pizza. That's it. I'm going to go with Domino's thing. I'm going to fuck. Papa John's. I'm going to marry Pizza Hut. I'm going to kill Domino's. Same. Same. Really? 100%. I'm trying to think of which breadsticks I like better, either Papa John's or I can't. But we're talking about Papa John's cheese sticks. We're not talking about, it's strictly, specifically pizza, right? Well, I guess it could be the whole the whole restaurant. The whole restaurant? Yeah, let me fucking come on. You're difficult. Hey, you're going to drop him? Yeah. He's turning like, oh, Malt Stique. He was next broke. You know, Malt Slips. Hey, my, my sleepy. Malt broke a necky here. Turtle breaking the neck. So which breadsticks are those long? Dom. The pizza. It's like, oh, okay. Pizza. Those ones are pretty good. You love those. Okay. I'm going to fuck that and then kill Papa John's. Okay. Even though I used to love Papa John's after swimming as a kid. I never hit her out time. I'll speak for Chelsea or I'll speak on Chelsea's behalf here. I've seen I've seen her go through her. Yeah. Times where one she's got to have this particular pizza. He's so fucking serious right now. Like when we were in Richardson, Papa John's was it. I go through spurts where I'll only eat Papa John's for like a year and then I'll switch to pizza for a year and I won't eat. We ate dominoes that one year for like three times a week. Oh, when we were in Escondido. Yes. Yes. I would shoot call me and be like, well, you get dominoes on your way home right now. I'm on a Papa John's kick. Yeah. I think I'll always be on a crazy bread kick though because nothing hits harder than a little Caesar. Little Caesar. Little Caesar. You know what that they have a variety now. Oh, they're stepping down. Oh, the flat bread. Yes. Me. Man, little Caesar's just so good. Oh, there's nothing better than crazy bread. What's better? Crazy bread or eat my ass. Oh, that's a toss up. I'm going to have to go with kidding. Oh gosh. I'm getting out of here. No, you're not. Yeah, I'm not. Who's like your ass? Who's like your ass more mirror? You probably about either. You dirty dog? Probably about even. Dang, who's going to lick mine or Maggie's or somebody else's? Who else can get a lick? Well, we did say that for our subscribers that I would lick your ass. Hey, hey, what the day's here. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'll make a deal with you. You slurp my green ring. I'll take a little taste. Oh, great. Now come on, that's enough. I don't want to be hospitalized. Dude, Greg's trying to make it seem like he don't want to eat Paige's ass. Like listen, okay, everybody listen. I'll get a taste. If you do this, I'll eat your ass. Well, I don't think anybody's really fiending to eat my ass though. Well, there are. Yeah, there are. Oh, man. We're going to start a channel page. There's a lot of fart lovers. Yeah. I think we're sitting on a gold mine. Well, you're sitting on a gold mine with a fart. Somebody told me the other day we should do lives and fart on live TikTok for galaxies. You know, I wanted to sleep all throughout the night and just took my little mini mic and fart all throughout the night. Dude, those people, but can you do that on TikTok? Yeah, I farted on there the other day. Well, my TikTok hates, but you worry on live or regular Libby's live because I got blocked on mine. What to go live? You can't go live on there? I can now, but I got in time out for a week. But what I'm saying is you farted once. They'll probably let that slide. If you're doing a whole lot of farting, they'll probably knock you off. You think? Yeah. I don't know if it's been done. I was going to make a little clay podium that you kind of talk, you know, a podium and put my mini mic on it so you couldn't see any of my crevices at all. And then just, you know, people are on their sleeping with their freaking 17 kids. How is one person just letting a little air out and not allowed? You know what we need to do? We need to make a fart mask. Yeah, they have those where it's like a bucket that goes over their head and you fart while their head's in the bucket. They have that. It's just like a cape almost and it's attached to the golden ants and you put your face in it and they can fart right in it and it won't get out and you get all the air straight from the floor. Is it clear? Is it clear so they can see the fart? It looked kind of green camo-y. Who would be the one that puts their head in there? Remember that time on the third floor? Yeah. I remember that time I farted in that bottle and we took a chance taking turns smelling it. Me and Greg had just, me and Greg had just come out and do me and Greg both. We've talked about this. We've just started dating and I think me and you did it. Yes. We've had an empty Mountain Dew bottle and we farted in it. I'm done. Just put the cap on and then let it sit there for days I think. Let me see if it'll still smell days later. Opened it up. Jesus Christ. That thing cooked. Well, yeah. I mean, it does like cap. Nothing fucking cooked. Did you put the, did you put it like in your hole? Just the rim. Right up to the rim of the asshole farted it and then quickly balloon. Yeah. Okay. You did it good then. Yeah. I would like for us to all do that and then when we release them, we need to light it and just and see the smoke flame because I could maybe do some damage. Hey, we're gonna have it. Hey, when we do the, when we do the uh, the wars, the top tier wars, we need to do the gas wars too. Oh my God. Top tier tank. We, we almost, we have somebody sniff the bottle. What do y'all think about us having a uh, uh, new years, a new year's party and uh, sir? So we farted into bottles and we, we fly to our farts on fire and we just basically, it's gonna be, it's gonna, wait, wait, wait, wait. Night of, night of farts and fire. Do you remember that Christmas at my trailer that was how we fart? Fart Wars. We had fart wars. We always said we were gonna do that again and we haven't done it. Pot roast and potatoes. If we do it, it'll be at your house online. Really? Why? Why hurt? I don't want my walls. See, exactly. Maybe we could go camping. Hey, we have, we have the land. Let's do it. No, we need to be indoors. Hey, we got our backyard and we need to make up a song while we're doing it. Fart in a bottle. Don't let your body waddle. Well, hey, I think we, this would be a great way to end the pog. Let's end it on a two truth and lie. Okay. Uh, I don't want to end it. We're not ending it right now. Let's check it. Two truths, one lie. Was everybody ready? Yeah. Now Greg, you, you're going to know about two truths in a lie. So let page answer. Oh, okay. Two truths, one lie. One is a lie. Page has to guess a lie. Here we go. I've been bit by a dog. Pretty bad. I hate black beans. I've broken my leg. Ma'am, I've never heard of the leg break. Like, where are we talking? We talking. I'm not going to detail because it'll get, it'll give it away. If I do a detail, I'm being vague. I hate how page always looks at me. I'm being vague here. A broken leg seems like a stretch. Uh, you broke your leg. Okay. You said that you hate black beans. I hate black beans. Okay. And I've been bit by a dog pretty bad. Gosh, have you broke your stupid leg? Just kidding. Why do I feel like something has happened with your leg? Okay. I'm going to say that you. Oh. Ma'am, dude, this one's really hard. Thank you. I tried to make it hard. You have it. This one's really hard for me. You have it. You sure you tell the truth on some of them? Can you reread them once more? All right. Everybody be quiet over there. We don't have a dude to do to Greg. I know. Greg, I've been bit by a dog pretty bad. I hate black beans and I've broken my leg. And I'm trying to figure out this lie, correct? You're trying to figure out which one's the lie. The fact that we always get confused on this game is out of control. There's two truths and a lie. You're trying to determine which one's the lie. All right. Here we go. Okay. I'm just going to say 10. No. Greg, no. Don't, um, which is the lie. What was that first one once more? I've been bit by a dog pretty bad. I'm going to say that that's the lie. Fuck you. Fuck you. Forgetting me. What's the matter? You've been bit by a dog? Pretty bad. Dude, I almost got bit my whole cheek off. You got bit by a, well, you got stung by a jellyfish. Something got me. When the hell did you get bit? I was little and I'll tell you the story because it's so dumb. Dang it. Come here, baby. Um, so I, God, I was probably, we were living in sulfur. Yeah. I was probably, I don't know, eight, nine to, I don't know. And, uh, Hansen, do, you know, mmm, about tippy to tie, do it out, do it out, do they were, they were popping. They're the biggest band in the world. And I was obsessed, obsessed. How old were you? Like eight or nine. No, I'd say nine, 10, 11, nine, 10, and then, and these girls had just moved down the road. They were new at school and they hadn't moved from Tulsa, AKA hometown of Hansen. And they were like, Oh yeah, we, we know them and we speed neighbors. They said that they were their cousins. Something like that. Yeah. We call them all the time, come by our house after we'll call them. And I'm like, what the fuck? Julyan. So we get out of school, we go to their house, like let's call Hansen. And I can't remember if they called enough. And of course they didn't know Hansen. I can't remember if they called a number and nobody answered or something or we were about to call them something, but I got excited, I got excited and I like started jumping in the living room. I'm like, like this. And it must have scared their dog because the dog attacked me, like viciously and ripped a little chunk of my thigh out and viciously attacked me. Oh my gosh. And we were all there by ourselves. Yeah. Their mom was never home now. We wrote our box all the way across town. Yeah. Where'd you go? Just riding around, getting in trouble. Oh, but after the trunk looking for TJ Payne. This guy had a huge crush on TJ Payne. Didn't we find him? It's like a replica of TJ Payne or what? And he had a brat tail and I was obsessed with him and his brothers. I thought they were the cutest and we would always ride our box around town and they were riding their box around town. So I'd hope we'd run into him and we always did. So we'd just go around and look for TJ Payne. TJ Payne. We found him later in life on Facebook, I think. Oh, because he went to school with our cousin. Yeah. TJ Payne. Were you like, I want you to put my pussy and pain? I mean, I just want you to change the damn day. Stop. Greg, I love that one. Yeah, put him in a crowd. I love that one. Freaking. Left track. Yeah, dude. When I got bit, I went to this Halloween party and I was in a like a farm shed outside. And I remember just this big dog and I was like five, six. And I remember thinking, should I pet this dog or not? And I reached out to pet it and it yapped onto my I can't believe I don't have like full I'm going to look for some pictures. Mom, if you're listening, please send them. Mom, I love you, mom. But yeah, it was really, really bad. Not good. I hate black beans. And I have been on crutches before, but that's because I ripped a calf muscle. I popped my calf muscle off its bone, but I never stop. But I never technically, I never technically broke a leg. Yeah, Kathy, Kathy, that was a vacation experience. Yeah, Kathy. Yeah, Kathy. Yeah, I'm sorry about your chunk. Now she's shoulder backy from this trip. Yeah, I got my my shoulder hurt on the trip. Do you just plop your shoulder out? And that's what Chelsea did. Okay, here we go. I'm gonna get it. Truss one long. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Okay, I have watched every episode of the Simpsons. I have seen two people get hit by a car. The flag. And Brett put a blast, a plastic bag over my head and accidentally took me to a funeral. That's true. I remember you talking about that unless you, unless you change some minor, maybe it was a paper bag and you're changing a plastic and you're trying to get me. But I know that story happened. You may be trying to get me though. Now, the other one was, I've seen two people get hit by a car. Brett put a plastic bag over my head. I've watched every episode of the Simpsons. Oh, fuck me in the ass. You said it wrong, didn't you? No, for some reason, I keep doing two lies and one truth. Oh, God. Mount Sticks. So let me just change. So now I know the truth. What is it? That Brett take you to the funeral. So the other two are lies. No, no, the truth was I've seen, um, you know, I've seen two people get hit by a car. Though it was what you were thinking. You were trying to trick me. He put a paper bag over my head. I fucking knew it. I fucking knew it. Well, you said it went with you guys. She's trying to, I did go with my gut. I said, that was the, oh, yeah. I said, I said, you are trying to change a little thing to go with your gut, but you did two truths in a lot. I know we had to switch it up a little. Mount Sticks. That's fine. I need to switch my list around. So you have not seen every episode of the Simpsons. I know we knew that was a lot. So as soon as you said, I go, yeah. So you did two lies, one truth. Oh, yeah. Did a little, most switch, small switch. Why do I keep doing that? Just brain not working so good. I keep doing like my list is all screwed up and there's so many of them. I experienced that a little on the trip page and that's quite all right. You didn't do shit on the trip. You're looking for ever directions while you're playing frickin game. Can I ask you where you get on blockscapes? Have you been here? I haven't had to play walk. I haven't had the chance. Guess what page? Time's up, bitch. You lose. Greg, you said I have 24 hours. They've been playing blockscapes and they're under and they're, what's it called? Futing on who? Yeah. He told me I could have 24 hours to play blocks. And that was 24 hours. Wait, on the classic? Yeah. What's your score? Like almost 7,000. Oh, I got you beat. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. 15,000. Let me see. No way. No way. You're 15,000 on blockscapes? Yes. I can't get above 2,000. That's 10,000. How? No. Watch. Go to the high. Block blast. That's block blast. It's the same. No, it's not. It's the exact same. Let me see. It's not the same. Okay, 10,000, 22. Oh, anybody can get that. We need a blockscape sponsor. No, you've got to download blockscapes. No, it's the exact same. It's not. Maggie, that is a little different. It is the exact same game. No, it's not. No, it's the exact same. Maggie, no, you don't win. We don't have those. It doesn't have those shapes. No. Yeah. I've never seen that. It's the same concept. We don't get those shapes. Blockscapes is different. Those are the exact same shapes. Maggie, download this game. Maybe make the bill with Maggie. You don't get all those shapes. See? Anyway, it's the exact same game. No, it's not. I got 10,000. So, I thought it was 15. I thought it was too, but you don't need to have a tree off. You know what? You know what? What? Let's put some skin on the game. Oh, wow. Let's do this. Let's do this. Hey, I'm having a good time, y'all. Thank y'all for coming, tuning in. Listen to Greg trying to in the pod. You guys download the game. I'm hungry. I don't need to pay. I don't see. Y'all, it's called blockscapes, blockscapes. Our favorite. No sponsors. We're looking to get a sponsorship from blockscapes. So, if you, you work in the realm of creating games and you created blockscapes and you'd like to give us an advertisement, we'd like to work out, work with you. Maybe we could come up with our own game because like blockscapes or something. Stop. Blockscapes. Blockscapes. Blockscapes. Blockscapes. All right, guys, thank you for listening to the pod. Please download the episodes. Please. 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