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Dial Trolls 236.5 - Oklahoma (Part 2)
Warning, this show contains adult themes, immaturity, and can just be pretty messed up. You were warned. Hey, this is Danny Glover and you're listening to Dial Troll. I can't think, correct me. Yeah, this is for us to listen to Dial Troll. I guess it's just a fucking hour wasted of your life. Let's see what kind of mess we have this episode. Please support the show at patreon.com/dialtrolls and unlock episodes. Thanks. I'm not going to read that part. So, how is this working then right now? How is he doing this? What are you doing? Why are you doing this weird stuff? So is your phone being hacked? This is a three-way call. They're doing that TikTok stuff. I'm not stupid. I'm so confused with happening right now. I'm so confused right now. I'm playing a prank on me. Is this like a fake call? Is this like a, this is a real call? Who is this? Who is this? Are you serious right now? So, I don't know why you're speaking to me like that. You're talking, right? To tell us they want to order a piece of shithead. Okay, I had someone that called up your office phone number that was saying some pretty, some crazy sexual comments. Did you just say you asked for a man? It's like very disgusting, disturbing stuff. Don't treat me like I'm stupid, dude. You're calling me, you're literally calling me dumb. We're not stupid. Don't talk to me like that. I don't even know you. I don't know what the hell you're talking about, okay? But you're calling me Falcom Blaine. I don't even know what you're talking about. I wasn't here. I don't even know what you're talking about. Post-hanging a guess. I don't, I'm not understanding what you're trying to order. This is a workplace. Yes, sir. That's actually against the law. So we cannot allow that. Wait, wait, I call this is the place. This is vehicle, okay? After being contacted, I think you should call the cops. And you're not talking, I'm calling the authorities on your ass right now. I'm gonna contact the police department then. I don't know, I mean, that's ridiculous. We will be contacting the police, so thank you. Your information's gonna be going to the cops. Contacting to complete the police, so... Dude, this is like some Jeffrey Dahmer stuff. Like what, dude, I'm really about to get the cops involved, so you need to chill out. You fucking assholes don't you ever call this number again. Shut the fuck up, let the fuck up. Oh, you must be one of those little fat boys that ain't got nobody. Dude, all that shit. I don't know what the hell you do. I don't even have to do what the fuck you want to do. I don't even know what the fuck you do. Hey, listen, come over here, you young hoe. Well, motherfucker, I am a dumb, heal-billy. Come fucking me, just dumb, heal-billy. Hey, man, if you want to talk to me like that, you can come up here face to face. If you got an issue, then come up here and speak to my face. Why don't you bring your ass over here, bitch? Why don't you come here and see me then, friend? Why don't you come up here and face your face? Why don't you talk to me, motherfucker? Sure, if you want to meet up and get your ass. Well, because you're cussing at me, motherfucker, you want your fucking ass. We'll keep touching and cussing. Because I, grandpa, fight you. I'll have them trace your number. You got 10 minutes again today, you dumb bitch. Oh, are you trying to threaten me right now? Because I wouldn't be really funny. Because I carry one on me. Okay, so why are you threatening me? Ugh. Not out of an alternate source other than your body. Wait, what? What? What? I was like, what? What? What? What? What? What? What? Um, I know that you were asking if you could dump your septic drink. Well, that ain't gonna fucking happen. I did not send a letter in the mail. Because I was thinking of, like, fireworks. You're right. You're right. You're right. Do what? A car extended warranty. Hell yeah. Oh, that's not good. That's some weird stuff. Oh, I'm not being funny. I'm being horny. Excuse me? Oh my God. I didn't even know all that, but okay. Don't be a bad showed. Support the show on Patreon. There's bonus episodes and stuff. Thanks.