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Chopped Chumps - 3.8.24

Here are your Chumps to recap the State Of The Union, who knew Joe could stay up that late. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Duration:: 1m
Broadcast on:: 09 Mar 2024
Audio Format:: mp3

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