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(upbeat music) - Better strap yourself in. It's time for the Howie Car Show. - Joe Biden is a cruel and vicious demagogue, a man who has no problem at all, denouncing his fellow Americans or putting his political opponents in prison as he has done. - Many of you in this chamber and my predecessor are promising to pass a national ban on reproductive freedom. My God, what freedom else would you take away? - Get the (beep) out of my house. - Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios. - Look, I think tonight was astonishing. I've never seen anything like it. It was a campaign speech, but it was an exceptionally bad campaign speech. - You know, there are 1,000 billionaires in America. You know what the average federal taxes for those billionaires? They're making great sacrifices, 8.2%. - Save her name, save her name. - Lincoln, Lincoln Riley, a innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal. - I wish. - Now you should have said on documentary. - You are not serious people. - But that's not a big thing, okay? - Rum swabs, hacks, and moon bats beware, it's... (upbeat music) How a car. - That was so true, what the texter said. It would, would Nancy Pelosi say it was not a big thing if Trump had said that? And it's true. - It's not a big thing to tell the truth. But again, the Associated Press though, they said, well, you know, the Republicans asked him to say, "Lincoln Riley's name." And he said, "Lincoln Riley's name." Actually, he said, "Lincoln Riley, the coach of the University of Southern California football team, USA." That's what he said. So he misgendered her. - Woman in Portland, I just told you, is going to, has been sentenced to jail. Even though it's, you know, convicted for misgendering. A queer, demi, binary trans woman. I don't know what this stuff means. It's like the, it's like the phony quote that they use to indict Trump, impeach him, and now they've indicted him, on a phony quote that was taken from a telephone conversation that was illegally recorded. I mean, I don't even know how to like properly explain it. So they illegally recorded the phone call, and then there wasn't enough in the illegally recorded phone call to get him. So they made up quotes. And the Washington Post ran with the made up quotes from the illegal phone calls. And now he's on trial. Or he's going to go on trial, supposedly. It's not gonna happen, obviously. Not with Manny Willis anyway, but still. I mean, you taught, and Trump is the danger to democracy. The cheap bastard deal is still going on. We've got a few left. The ready wise 104 serving fruit and vegetable bucket. If you've got one of the other buckets for breakfast, they're for entrees. Now you have a complimentary basket. 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We didn't know who Dr. Feelgood was when JFK was president. It took a while, he lost his medical license and then he wanted help from the Kennedys. And we only learned about him many years later. So maybe we'll learn about this guy that's keeping Biden looking only semi-comatose. And we'll learn about him years from now. (upbeat music) - I hope SCOTUS doesn't adjudicate laws compromising a woman's right to accessible and affordable electrical power. - Yeah, with all due respect to your Supreme Court justices, you're gonna learn about women having electrical power. I hope so. Today's Chumplined is brought to you by Jake Rooney's on the Curvin' Harwich Board, open year round with seasonal favorites for family fun food and entertainment. It's Jake Rooney's in Harwich Board, the exclusive home of the Stone Grilled Dinner, online at jakeroonies.com. - Did you see how wound up Biden was last night? Maybe he's getting more than just his vice from the smartest guy he knows. - He's gonna have a come to Jesus talk with a Jewish Prime Minister of Israel. And he told that to a half Jewish Senator from Colorado. And then they said, "Thank you, Mr. President." And they tore him away. - The diary of Roscoe the Pug, day 261 of my captivity. I was looking under the couch at MCI West Palm when I came across ancient hieroglyphics written by my great uncle Gunner, apparently the prison warden, who's starting to look like George Hamilton with his copious spray tans, used to kick great uncle Gunner and amp pearl onto the frozen tundra of the Walsy work farm. Vengeance will be mine, woof. - Roscoe, I'm coming to get you tomorrow morning at MCI West Palm. You'll be rescued from your captivity, although I think he's probably been pretty damn happy there. He loves the posh pet hotel. (upbeat music) - Did he get the presidential suite this week? - No, he got the same suite as last time. It was the luxury suite. They have all these things. I didn't go for the presidential suite, but he's getting a bath in his nails trimmed before he comes back tomorrow. - So he doesn't get story time at night? - No, I don't think so. - That's a perk of the presidential suite. (laughing) - They said, "What do you want for him?" I said, "What did he get last time?" And they said, I think they said luxury. And I said, "Okay, whatever he got last time, "that's what he's getting this time." Then I handed him a bag of his kibble. - I'm thinking of taking Joe Biden up on his offer by getting on Air Force One. So Hunter can fill my prescription. (laughing) - I mean, how bad was that, too, when he said get on Air Force One and then he names these cities and he adds Moscow. After he's talking about how terrible Russia is, and Trump, by the way, he also said Trump allowed Putin to do whatever he wanted. So how come in the four years Trump was president, Putin was on a very short leash and never invaded another country, unlike with the other three most recent presidents, Bush, Obama, and now Biden. Why if he had the carte blanche to do whatever he wanted, why didn't he do anything for those four years, Brandon? Unanswered questions. - My state of the auto workers union method to last night was fiery, but mostly bees fall of it. (beeping) (laughing) - Yeah, I was mostly full of it. There's no question about that. ♪ Row, row, row, v-8 ♪ ♪ Gently down the stream ♪ ♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ♪ ♪ Why did sin not dream ♪ (beeping) - Imagine if Trump said, "Row, we vade." Row, we vade. Imagine if Trump said, "Elegals." Again, there would be calls for a cabinet, an emergency cabinet meeting to discuss the 25th Amendment. - I thought Katie Britt was gonna do the GOP response last night. I turned it on, turns out she's doing it gone with the wind soliloquy. Oh, the heavens. - Yeah, somebody said today, somebody put out that there were three names now on the short list for vice president. Katie Britt, Marco Rubio, and JD Vance, senators, younger senators, and I'm not buying that. That's very fake news, I think. And now, another excerpt from Paper Boy, my life and media, as read by the author. - A civil action wasn't my first time in Hollywood. Decades earlier, I auditioned for the leader owned the fatty article story. Unfortunately, the director wanted me to lose 50 pounds, which I knew would be impossible with such a delicious craft services table. Technology advanced greatly by the time I auditioned for a civil action through the magic of Hollywood they could hide my 400 pound girth. (beeping) - Not a line, but sometimes there's elements of truth in that chumpline caller. Today, zero, zero. The only other role, I was in the role of a talk show host in a movie that didn't get much attention, nor should it have gotten much attention. The only other role I really wanted in a major Hollywood production was they were gonna make a movie about Walter Winchell, never got made. And I went up to Steve's Alien at the debut of a civil action. I said, if you need someone to play Westbrook Pegler, I'd love to play Westbrook Pegler. If you don't know who he was, and I'm guessing 99% of you don't know, check him out. I would have been perfect in the role of Westbrook Pegler. He was a friend of my uncles at the Breakers. - Did he try getting a role in black mass? - Did I? - Yeah. - No, no. Why would I, what kind of role would I have in black mass? - I don't know, maybe. - Other than hiding, running around a car and looking over my shoulder in South Boston. That's the only role I would have had. - Walk on cameo? - That was an okay movie, Taylor, but they had so much stuff that they just, they decided that in the words of Jerry Angelo to fictionize, to just get between the parts. I don't know, no one has yet made the ultimate Boston mob movie. And I would include the departed in that too, which is not really a Boston mob movie. It's a Hong Kong mob movie, switched, just moved to Boston. - Yeah, I was just wondering where I can sign up for that trip all around the world, including Russia, on Aephalos 1, to get free jugs. - Do you remember when Tucker said that he liked shopping in Moscow because the prices were cheaper? Remember that? He was a stooge of Stalin, a Putin poodle. Yet, what exactly did Brandon say differently last night? He said, let's go to Moscow and we can see how cheap the prices are. It's the same damn thing. Only he was talking about a pharmacy rather than a supermarket. But again, nothing, you know. Trump says something, it's the end of the world. Tucker says something, it's the end of the world. Brandon says exactly the same thing. And, oh, it's just Uncle Joe. He's a return to normalcy. 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Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, LBJ, Richard Nixon, James Buchanan, or Joe Biden. - Joe Biden. 84% say Joe, 10% for Barry, 2% each for Jimmy Carter or LBJ and 1% for George W. or James Buchanan. - Nobody for Nixon, huh? - Nope, everybody loves Tricky Dick. - Yeah, better in retrospect. John from New York, what's happening, John? - Hey Howie, a lot of stuff, but I'll give you two tidbits. One's of T's on the VP, hang on for that. But the first thing is that payroll employment report came out today, it was +275, but last month was revised down. - That's right, you anticipated my question. How much was it revised down from last month? - 350, free to 229, a massive decline. - So if this pattern follows again, then the real number is like 150,000 this month. - Absolutely, and here's the real number that you won't see in the Wall Street Journal tomorrow. Brandon will be talking about year over year from February 23 to February 2024. Full-time employment fell 285,000 jobs. So there's no growth, basically. All the growth in employment over the last year has been part-time jobs, you know, door dash drivers like deal, you know. So, and I trust those numbers more 'cause it's year over year, 'cause by the time you get all the revisions, it is. But that's the number, but I do have a tease for you on the VP, and I've got for a pretty good source. - Uh-oh, they're all good sources at this time of year. Go ahead, who is it? - They're all good sources. Well, I got three names, but I, Greg Abbott, Byron Donald, or Tommy Tupper, though, but I, my understanding is President Trump has asked Greg Abbott to be VP. - I think Abbott is a much better choice than either of those other two guys. I like Donald's, but I've heard stuff about him since then, and Tupperville is, I mean, he's okay, but I wouldn't thank him, I'd prefer Abbott. Thank you, John, I'm how we car. 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(upbeat music) Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios. You know when I first heard that number this morning, the number of jobs was up, 257,000 or whatever was I, immediately said to my, thought to myself, what will it be revised downward next month? My second thought was, what was last month's number? Revise downward. And now we know from John in New York, it was revised downward from 353,000 to 229,000. They're not even pretending that these are, you know, some kind of rounding errors or, I mean, how can you make that kind of mistake from 353,000 to 229,000? 508 says, I believe the correct phrase is unexpectedly. Revise that, yes, it is. It was unexpected. All right, 844-542. Now it's time, as it is at this time, every Friday evening, every week, police blotter facts Friday. - Why do you still read the newspaper? I like to keep up on local news, like the police blotter. - Whenever the laws of any state are broken, a duly authorized organization swings into action. - A fact, a fact is coming through. - Oh yeah, your facts. - Here's the kind of adventure you've been waiting to hear. - Hard-boiled action and mystery. - So stand by for trouble and suspense. - Stand by for adventure. - All week long, we ask you to, when you scan your internet or your websites or your local daily or weekly newspapers, check out the funny stories from the local constabulary, the police, fire, first responders. Any story that involves cops and is kind of humorous. And if you can, please send it to us, email it to us at policeblotter@howicarshow.com. That's policeblotter@howicarshow.com. And at this time, every Friday night, we like to read the funniest stories of the week in our opinion and the two best entries of the week. And again, in our opinion, receive a nice prize. What do they get this week, Taylor? - This week, they will get a go-woke, go-broke t-shirt. - All right, and so you've got some runners up before we read the winners, right? - That's correct, these do not win a prize. Pooch runs through busy traffic to get help at her doggy daycare after owner's car crashes. - Doggy daycare, I don't like this story, this is scaring me now. - A spooked dog ran nearly a mile through busy traffic to get help at her doggy daycare after she and her owner got into a car crash outside Detroit, Michigan. Aries, a three-year-old pit bull lab mix was captured on-- - A pit bull in Detroit, who could have ever imagined such a thing? - But it was a good pit bull in Detroit, was captured on surveillance footage running to the front door of Hounds Town Metro Detroit and pushing up on her hind legs to peer inside after her owner's collision last month. She'd run straight to her safe spot and was trying to attract their attention. Aries' owner, Melissa Fickle, told the Washington Post, Fickle told the outlet she had been driving to a park with Aries in Closin when her car was struck from behind as a stoplight turned green. Nobody was injured, there was only minor damage to the vehicles, but the impact seemed to have scared the dog. Fickle told the post she was relieved to see her dog sitting on the side of the busy street, but then as soon as she saw me, she turned and took off, she said. And that's when the dog ran over to her safe space, the doggy daycare and alerted people there. So, if she was a good pit bull, wouldn't she have attacked the driver of the car? Oh, that's a bad pit bull, howie. But that's, isn't that what a pit bull is supposed to do? No. Not all, not all pit bulls are bad. Kramer's a good boy, a very good boy. Is Kramer still around? He's out of state, he's in Connecticut. Like commander and major and Chloe from Kent. My parents, he's gone, he now lives on the farm. No, he doesn't live, he lives with my parents, not the farm. Bizarre video shows Georgia police rescuing driver who crashed on top of a covered pool. Whatever brand of pool cover this is, they ought to use this in their ads. Oh, I would say so, I'm quite impressed. How big was the car, what kind of car was it? It doesn't say, but I mean, any pool cover that can take a couple thousand pounds and not break is a good pool cover. A bizarre video captured Georgia police officers rescuing a woman who was trapped inside a car that crashed and came to arrest on top of a covered swimming pool. Bodycam footage shows a man standing next to the vehicle on top of the pool cover as officers arrive at the gated community where the incident unfolded. Is her telling them that the driver was holding her head up every once in a while. A Cobb County police officer then smashed open the rear driver's side window of the car after the woman failed to respond to Knox to open the front door. When the officer eventually opened the door, the driver could be seen slumped over in the front seat. Police then pulled the woman out of the pool and put blankets over her. She was treated at the scene before being transported to a local hospital and is expected to recover. - Was alcohol involved in this tragic incident? Police department told Fox News Digital that the woman had suffered a medical emergency just prior to the crash. So it doesn't seem like it. - You know, I'm getting a ride. The mailroom manager has the car at the airport, so I don't have a car tomorrow, so I'm getting a guy to drive me to pick up Roscoe. It's gonna be a nice day and he's got a convertible. Do you think I should put down the, he said he might put down the top so Roscoe could get some air tomorrow. - Roscoe would love that. - I'm thinking, but now I'm getting kind of concerned about what could happen on the Dixie highway going coming back. - Buckle up Roscoe. - Yeah, Roscoe would love it though. - They have like little vests you can put on a dog so you can strap a seatbelt through it. - I don't have one though, that's the problem. I think I'm gonna take a chance. - Okay, let us know Monday how that goes. I mean, how windy is it supposed to be? Roscoe, he's, I mean, he's a small dog, but he's a hefty boy. - Yes, he is. - Yeah, he should be weighed down, all right. The line of duty, please catch burglary suspect on toilet and wild video. A Colorado man accused of burglary was literally caught with his pants down after police found him inside someone else's home. Lakewood Police Department shared body camera footage of the unusual arrest on social media. You know the old adage caught with your pants down they wrote on X? Somebody should have told this burglary suspect who was arrested by Lakewood police agents. The footage begins with two armed officers opening the bathroom door. They find a man sitting on the throne with his pants around his ankles in complete darkness. Show me your hands in officer orders the suspect who raises his hands and drops an item. I'm on the bleeper, bro. The alleged burglar replies, I barely made it. I guess he really had to go. - You know, I know it's technically a burglary, but you know, he's not like one of those old school burglaries with a mask on and all that. - Sounds like a bomb. - Yeah, it wasn't wearing any apparent disguises or anything like that. And it didn't seem that he had anything in his possession besides maybe a phone, but please then tell the suspect. - Probably a couple of nips, maybe a crack pipe. - Please tell the suspect to stand up. He complies his face and genitals are censored in the video. They confirmed the unidentified suspect was taken to jail after pulling his pants up and booked on second degree burglary charges. - Okay. Second degree burglary, what is first degree and what is third degree burglary charges? - No, you mean number one and number two? - Very good. Give yourself a ha ha ha ha ha. - Ha ha ha ha. - 'Cause they hit that woman in Portland that pushed the guy who was trying to get into the woman's bathroom, they charged her with a second degree bias charge. I don't, again, I don't understand the distinctions between first and second and third degree in these cases. - I'm not sure, maybe it has to do with the value that was of the items that were burgled. I'm not sure. - Yeah. - Florida man arrested after making bomb threat against himself. This is in Tampa, Florida man was arrested last month after admitting he sent a bomb threat to himself to get revenge on someone according to a criminal complaint. Kyle McHenry, 20 years old, told police he received the following emails. There's a bomb on your grandpa's property. I'm going to break in your house and shoot you in the bleeping head. I'm going to kill you, watch me. He called Fort Myers police on February 22nd to ask why they hadn't arrested the person he accused of sending the threats. McHenry admitted to sending the emails after detectives told him that filing a false police report son is a crime. Police asked McHenry if he sent the email to himself to which McHenry replied that he did. He said he posed as another person and sent an email to himself in order to get revenge on them. - They're just not making criminals like they used to. - I mean, 20 years old, I'd imagine, maybe not, that you're fairly technologically savvy and could figure out that, hey, this is pretty traceable. Maybe I shouldn't do this. - Right. - Or maybe I should just, I don't know, let the air out of his tires or something like that. More traditional type thing that you're not going to, you know, get the attention. You think so? - Oh yeah, you can't drive, I mean, cameras, cell phones, everything, yeah. People have a lot of their own home security cameras, like ring doorbells or anything, stuff like that. - It doesn't seem to stop illegal aliens though, does it? - Well, no, we don't have any criminal records of them, so how could it? - All right. - All right, this is an interesting story out of Japan. School principal fired and loses $133,000 pension after repeatedly stealing less than 50 cents worth of coffee. No, this is not the teacher from Weymouth that was seen at the Capitol. - At the state of the Union? - Yeah. - The Board of Education decided to fire the 59-year-old man after he was spotted taking more coffee than he had paid for at a self-service coffee machine in Takasago, this is back in December. The principal had paid 110 yen, that's 74 cents for a regular-sized coffee in the convenience store, but the store clerk noticed that he filled his cup using the button for a large coffee, which costs 180 yen, that's about 48 cents more, $1.22. The clerk confronted and called the police on the man who admitted to taking more coffee than he'd paid for and to having done the same thing twice before at the same store. How he was-- - So it's not like he was framed or anything. He had stolen, you know, almost a buck and a half. - How he didn't you take a couple weeks off in December? (laughing) - I did. - Were you in Japan? - No, no, no, I was not. I've never been to Nippon. - The clerk confronted the man, he also admitted to having stolen coffee in the same manner four times from a different store with his thefts amounting to-- - Oh, so now we're up to like five bucks. - This is fifth degree coffee burglary. $3.26 is what his total theft amounted to. After the principal was caught, police sent files to a prosecutor's office where prosecutors acknowledged he had committed the theft. In an interview with officials, the principal said he stole the coffee on the impulse of the moment and that he was truly sorry. What a silly crime this is, but he lost so much money. The board announced on January 30th that the principal had been fired, adding that his teaching license had been revoked and that he had been stripped of his retirement pay, which has been valued at approximately 20-- - The teacher said if only I joined the Massachusetts State Police. - Oh yeah, he would have been-- - I could have embezzled tens of thousands of dollars and I wouldn't have had to go to jail and I could keep my pension. - His pension was worth $133,000. That's incredible. - Man, life is not fair, as Jimmy Carter used to say. - Not in Japan, nope. We may have time for another runner-upper too, but we will get to those and the winners after the break. - Spring is here and the outdoor opportunities on the Cape are special. You can ride the Cape Cod rail trail on an electric bike and you can get an electric, an e-bike rental, a discount on one there from the Knossed Beach Inn. You can visit the Great Herring Migration in Brewster. 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The barcodes have cut down on crime now, 'cause you can't really switch out labels anymore 'cause there aren't any labels, right, Taylor? - Yeah, it's tough to get away with. - Yeah, used to be a lot of that going on here during the Carter administration. I know the statute of limitations has expired at the stopping shop in Union Square in Summerville, so I don't worry about talking about it. Anyway, we have some more, maybe a runner's up, runner up. - I think we're just gonna get straight to the winners here. Residents cry foul after Canadian Hunter kills terrorizing Turkey with slingshot. - Oh, I read about this. Fowl, meaning FOWL. - Yes, a Canadian vigilante used a slingshot to take down a wild turkey that had been attacking elderly people and children in a small town in Quebec for the past several weeks. With the blessing of the local mayor, the unnamed hunter killed the turkey with a bullseye Thursday. - Well, if he had permission from the mayor, why is he a vigilante, Taylor? - Because I think it was frowned upon by the wildlife service in the area. And I don't know, maybe they have a hierarchy. - Mixed messages. - Exactly. He then took it back home to eat, freeing the town of its foul terror and causing criticism from those who say the mayor did not have the authority to order the birds assassination. - The mayor called it-- - Assassination? - I mean, this is a little bit overwritten, isn't it? - It's the post, so. - I know it's for laughs, but still. - This morning at 9 a.m. a man with a sling, like in the time of David and Goliath, he's very good with it. He hit the turkey, he hit the wild turkey with two metal stones in the head and he fell. Mayor Yvonne Deschaeus, who ordered the hit, told the outlet. He didn't suffer at all, he said. - How does he know? I'd like to be hitting the head with a metal projectile. - I would have liked the wildlife ministry to take care of it, he added. But when it's attacking citizens or children to person and a wheelchair doesn't matter, that's normal, I defend my citizens. I'm not going to wait for the turkey to scratch a child. It's illegal to hunt wild turkeys and quib back before the hunting season begins at the end of April, but Deschaeus said that provincial police were present during the killing to ensure people's safety. But some people cried foul over the killing, threatening to sue him and demanding that he resign. They're saying, "I'm Putin." They said, "I'm worse than Putin," Deschaeus told the gazette. - Did they see the photograph of the turkey chasing this old guy? The guy was terrified, you can see. - And there's snow all around and it's icy. The guy could have slipped and fell and that could have been a lawsuit against the city. I don't blame the mayor for calling the hit on the turkey. Turkeys are mean. All right, in our final winner tonight, man says he was stung by scorpion at Las Vegas Resort, a California man staying at a Las Vegas strip resort over the holiday season. - Stung by a scorpion as an insect or as a drink? - Well, we'll see. I believe the insect. Over the holiday season is considering legal action after he said his testicles were stung by a scorpion while he was asleep. Michael Farchi of Agora Hills said he woke up in excruciating pain during his stay. I just felt like somebody stabbing me in my private area, he said, "It felt like a sharp glass or knife." Upon investigation, Farchi said he found the source of the pain. I went to the restroom and I saw a scorpion hanging on my underwear. Farchi and his attorney shared photos of the orange scorpion on his underwear when asked if he knew how the scorpion got into his room. - The California man said he didn't know. - The scorpion was just glad to see him. All right, thank you, Taylor. We'll be right back with more State of the Union talk and we're gonna talk about the illegal recording in Georgia that they're using against Trump.