(upbeat rock music) - Welcome to Drinking Bros. Presented by GhostBed.com. Sit back, relax it, grab a fucking drink. - Yeah, welcome to Drinking Bros. Kids. Tuesday afternoon, show here for a woman who hasn't done one interview in what 60 days or whatever it is. Now she's everywhere. All day long in your face, all over the place talking about Kamala Harris, which we'll get to in a second place, some of those clips. In the meantime, Dan, do you have any updates on South Carolina, North Carolina, and Georgia? - No. - I do. So, you guys have reached out last night. Some of you asked for some generators to be sent down. There was a place up by Nashville, up by our brewery, and you said, hey, hey to bother you guys and go out of your way, but with us in the show and everything else we know we are at, can you ship these down to South Carolina? We just made a brand new batch of hard AF seltzer, so we sent down a bunch of generators on that truck to South Carolina, and those are there today. So you guys got them roughly an hour and a half ago now at this point, happy to help. I know you've been on the phone late at night, chatting with people and everything else. Now we got a cat five headed to Florida here. It looks like late Wednesday nights, Thursday. - Florida's, they've got a real governor. So, not worried about them. I mean, it's gonna be rough. If you're on the west coast of Florida, pretty much anywhere I would leave. - Yeah. - Or in the panhandle, to be honest, 'cause those things can turn north real quick. But if you're on the east side, or up near Jacksonville, or any of that shit, you might lose power for a while, right? 'Cause I think probably, well, I guess it depends. I don't know how it'll play out, we'll see, but yeah, I would definitely plan to be without power for about a week. - Man, that would be a long time. - Maybe it doesn't happen, but I would be prepared for that specifically. - Well, a lot of people, a lot of our listeners are going from Tampa, Stan, or Orlando, actually, for hotels and up by Jacksonville. It usually goes through the state that way, so. - Yeah, there's been a couple. I think there was one of the 40s, one of the late 19th century that started in the Gulf and traversed west at east across Florida, like that, but we'll see how it goes. I'm heading to North Carolina on Monday for a little while to do stuff up there. It's, you know, it's not, it's incompetent there. - Yeah, you said the FEMA Sense electric chain sauce before the show started, is that true? - Yeah. - What are you supposed to do with that without power? - I don't know, it's fucking. - Do you hope? Like, what do you do? - Yeah, just wait for Thor, I guess. - Okay. - To fucking shock you with a lightning bolt? I don't fucking know. - That's great. - Yeah, it's stupid. - Yeah. - But yeah, we're gonna go out there and do some stuff. Yeah. Can you help out? - Mm-hmm, yeah. - Made of a lot of words today. A lot of words today. - Yeah, it was a long night. - What happened? - Nothing to talk about. - Okay. - Yeah. - Sure, what was her name? - No, nothing like that. No. Just dealing with stuff over there, planning stuff out, you know, getting ready to go. It's a shit show, to be honest. Like this. - Don't lie, dude, you were coming gallons, like Garth Brooks. - Yeah, like Garth Brooks soon. - Yeah. Wait, was he coming gallon with Garth Brooks? - Yeah, he said he comes in gallons and he had to excuse himself from the room. - Yeah, he was, his makeup artist that he allegedly sexually assaulted, he grabbed her titty. He was like, let me grab your titties to get hard 'cause I want to jack off, but I gotta go to the other one, Jack off. You can't see me come 'cause I come gallons. - He's gallons. And that's Garth Brooks. - Interesting. ♪ I laughs ♪ ♪ Better live to me ♪ - Well, really, you know what you need to sing there is ♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ And the thunder rolls ♪ - Do you think he calls his balls the thunder? - I think you should do that retard song. - Oh, standing outside the fire? - Outside the fire is where that bitch needs to be standing 'cause the fire is the blast zone for his loads. - Yeah. - Gallons, gallons of cum, baby. Gallons of cum. And then Friday, we will be in Oregon for a live show. Join us at Primetime Bar Sports Bar at noon. This Friday at Oregon, it is in Springfield, Oregon. The one in Springfield, it's about five miles away from campus. We'll be doing a live show there at noon. Coming out and drink some hard A.F. Seltzer's. We are open in the state of Oregon as of today. They got their shipment this morning, which is awesome. If you're a bar or a restaurant and a package store, liquor store, mom and pop, whatever you want. Reach out to day one distribution. I'll get you hooked up there. And then we'll be at a tailgate at the Boy Scout lot on Saturday for the Oregon, Ohio state game. Just coming booze with us free booze all day. No tickets, all right? Tickets are expensive. Even on drinking bros tickets.com, last row is going for like $300 and that's safe. It only holds like 54,000. Yeah, I mean, come hang out if you want, but it's pricey. It's pricey and I'm gonna come in Gallons, I think, you know? Yeah, I would probably dip up for that one. Well, after the win, I'm just gonna be sitting in a diaper. It's gonna be chilly out, too. Why do you need a jacket here? I think there's a hoodie, good enough. I think the low of, what was it? '46, Bob? Yeah. '46, '46, so. I heard '47. Yeah. I would probably bring a jacket. Okay. Maybe I will, maybe I won't. We'll see how I feel. I'm bringing the jacket. Well, you can. You can do whatever you want. I'm planning to, yeah. I'll probably shirtless. That's not true. Yeah. I might go full red, full scarlet and gray for this one, shirtless. We'll see how I'm feeling when I wake up. Speaking about people who feel weird when they wake up, shit, doing the view first thing in the morning for Kamala, why not the best idea? I got to, here's an interesting thought experiment for you dudes out there. You get home from work or you wake up in the morning or whatever the fuck it is. I don't know what you do, but you walk into the living room and you see your wife watching the view. What's your next move? I either turn it off, I slap her where I burn down my own house and just kind of leave there. It just pops on right after the fun stuff and so you're there and you're like a shit. Like the today show, they're making mimosas and fun, flirty things. And then boom, you go into this and it's just an all left fucking nightmare. Now she thought, "Hey dude, I'm down in the polls. "I've got to do every fucking outlet "that I possibly can here to catch up." And when you're not used to doing media like this all the time because they were hiding her for two months to say more than we're Biden, then you're forced to go on and do this shit and it's not great. I'm sure the comms team is super fucking pissed off there. Bob, if you go to your Twitter DMs there, start from the top. There's a lot of 'em. 'Cause she's everywhere right now. - These are all 60 minutes, 60 minutes, 60 minutes. - Keep going up. Keep going up, brother. She's been everywhere. 'Cause at my orchas. - You're spraying steam by orchas. - I believe they use the clip on CNN, actually. Was it a scroll down? - Should I have a Kirk thing? - Yeah, yep, there it is. - Okay. - Play that one. Because she goes on the view, says this and then CNN is live and they end up fucking bashing her afterwards. The media has absolutely fucking turned on her in the last 72 hours. Again, play this clip. - Done something differently than President Biden during the past four years. - There is done a thing that comes to mind. - Oh, boy. - So-- - What do you make of that? - Press pause real quick. - I'm surprised, frankly, that she doesn't-- - When you're trying to distance yourself from Joe Biden in the last four years, the answer is yes. Yes, there is a lot of things. - Yeah, but she went on to say that she was in the room and a big part of every decision he's made. - Okay. - Yeah, which is even worse. - Probably not the right thing to say. - What did CNN have to say here? - It doesn't have more to say about this given that she and her campaign know that this is one of the main questions the voters have about her. And one of the main things she's been trying to establish as part of her candidacy is the idea that she would represent a break from the past four years and to not be able to come up with something to say in that moment. She continues to not be particularly nimble on her feet in a lot of these interviews. And this is a very obvious question that gave her an opportunity, frankly, to differentiate herself in a way that would have made news that would have answered, I think, the curiosity of a lot of voters who want to know how she would lead differently. And she's not very specific in laying that out and she can't point to a decision. She would have made differently in an electorate that thinks that that doesn't like the way this administration has led and that doesn't like the track that the country is on, that may not be a very satisfactory answer. - I mean, it's a delicate damp. No, it's not, Dana, it's not that delicate. All you gotta do is distance yourself from the president, which you were VP from, and then say, hey, we made some mistakes in the border and everything else, which is what 60 Minutes asked her last night. Now, if you did tune in to 60 Minutes, typically every four years, they have both candidates on, and they go through what their hopes and dreams are for the next four years, why they should be elected, blah, blah, blah. Trump said, look, I will come on and do the show. However, I want an apology for what Leslie Stahl said to me live on air. - For lying constantly, but that's specific one, yeah. - In 2020, so they said, no, we will not do that. And he goes, great, you wanna fact check me, but I can't fact check you and you're not gonna apologize for what was said. Fuck off, I'm not gonna come there. And if you need a quick refresher on that, Bob, you can go into your Twitter there and pop open the Trump clip. You're gonna be living in those DMs for a minute, Bob. There you go, right down there with Trump. - The biggest scandals I've ever seen, and you don't cover it, you wanna talk about it. - Well, because it can't be verified. - You wanna talk about insignificant things. - I'm telling you. - Of course it can be verified. Excuse me, they found the laptop. Leslie, Leslie. - What can be verified? - What can be verified? - The laptop. - What, you said it? Even the family has the family on the laptop. He's gone into hiding for five days. He's gone into hiding. - He's preparing for your delay. - Oh, the biggest scandals I've ever seen. - So all he asked for was apology for that. And then the real interview said that she couldn't verify it with the sources 'cause he didn't let it go. Obviously, we do know it's true. So he said, oh, great, I'll come back. Just apologize for what she said. And then we can move on from this. Now, the shocker for me was, they were pissed off about it. And I watched this last night. They gave a cold open of what was gonna happen. Scott Pelley was like, oh, this is fucking un-American. And Trump said he wouldn't come and blah, blah, blah, blah. Not for the reason, though, that Trump actually said he wouldn't come from. Where it says, hey dude, just apologize. And then we can fucking do it. And then go, that's why this was so shocking that when Kamala came on, they went after him. So go ahead and play this clip up. - Tell me what your critics and the columnists say. - Okay. - They say the reason so many voters don't know you is that you have changed your position on so many things. You were against fracking, now you're for it. You supported looser immigration policies, now you're tightening them up. You were for Medicare for all, now you're not. So many that people don't truly know what you believe or what you stand for, and I know you've heard that. - In the last four years, I have been Vice President of the United States and I have been traveling our country and I have been listening to folks and seeking what is possible in terms of common ground. - In terms of-- - I believe in building consensus. We are a diverse people, geographically, regionally, in terms of where we are in our backgrounds and what the American people do want is that we have leaders who can build consensus where we can figure out compromise and understand it's not a bad thing, as long as you don't compromise your values to find common sense solutions. And that has been my approach. - What did she actually just say? Bob, you're liberal, can you translate that? You to a racist? - Yeah, yep, that is actually, that is it. - I mean, that's true, that's true. - We are a racist for having to fucking make fun of this woman every day. - I'm telling you, if you took a drink every time she made a substantive statement, you would never drink again in your fucking life. - You'd be so diverse. You'd be so diverse. - By the way, if you thought that answer was bad, which it was, and did she not answer anything, it turns out 60 minutes actually edited the interview because it was worse, go to that other clip here. That's been going around the internet today, right there, the black and white one, yep. So I don't know who got a hold of this footage, but they got real unedited answers, and then the actual answers that actually aired last night. Press play. - But it seems that Prime Minister Netanyahu is not listening. - Well Bill, the work that we have done has resulted in a number of movements in that region by Israel that were very much prompted by, or a result of many things including our advocacy for what needs to happen in the region. - But it seems, sir, let's look for Prime Minister Netanyahu is not listening. - We are not gonna stop pursuing what is necessary for the United States to be clear about where we stand on the need for this war to end. - But it seems that Prime Minister is like, holy shit. - I mean, and so the interesting thing was they didn't take the answer she gave and shortened it. That statement, the edited part, was from a different part of the conversation. - Yes. - And then they cut it and then moved it. - That's fucking weird. - That's what we're doing movies though. - That's fucking weird. - That is movie and television editing to a T where it's like, all right, great, you got two singles? Let's replace it as long as we can have an answer for whatever the question was before, and then go with the best line. You do that for actors. - People say this all the time, not just us. We say it all the time as well, but no matter how much you hate the fucking corporate media, it's not enough. - It's not enough. - Like you should hate them the same way that you hate somebody trying to steal your children in the middle of the night, 'cause that's what they're trying to do. They're literally trying to fucking brainwash the entire country for some fucking reason. - It's bizarre, man. And if you go down to JD Vance, Bob, and the DM's there, he's already-- - Oh, you mean the cracker of the day? - To the cracker of the day, dude. - Two days ago. - Two days ago. - Yesterday it was Don Jr. And then today it's some dude with 384 followers on Twitter who's getting married. He was like, "Hey, AB, can I be cracker of the day?" And he tagged him and made him cracker of the day. - It might be Gary next week. - It could be, yeah. - He's on the show, he's on street gonzo. So, I can't wait to see the episode. We'll find out, but I talked to Gary about it last night. Now, JD Vance is doing a speech somewhere, I think in Michigan right now, and how he had time to watch the view show or catch this clip, not really sure what his team did. - Yeah, his team is good. And also, so this is a Teamsters thing. There's a lot of Teamsters there. The Teamsters president was on somebody's show yesterday just lighting Democrats up. Oh, it's Theo Vaughn. - Yeah. - He was on Theo Vaughn's show, just going fucking. I've never seen a Teamsters guy go anti Democrat like that before in the history of the world. I've never seen that. People have had enough play this clip from JD Vance. - But she walks into the view, and you would think that would be an interview, and you know what they asked for? They gave her a softball, an easy question. Really propaganda, they said, can you name a single thing where you disagree with Joe Biden? Now, let's back up for a second, 'cause remember, Kamala Harris' entire campaign is to pretend that she hasn't been the vice president for the last three and a half years. You know, she stands up before crowds, and she'll say, on day one, we're gonna tackle the affordability crisis. On day one, we're gonna secure the border, and you listen to her for five minutes, and you think, Kamala, are you gonna vote for Donald Trump? Because you've been vice president for 1400 days, you haven't done anything. (audience cheering) So you think, after all this time, all this time of thinking about how she would do things differently from Joe Biden, she would have a well-prepared answer for the interviewers on the view. Will they ask her one thing you would do differently from Joe Biden? You know what she says? I can't really think of anything off the top of my head. (audience laughing) Now, in her defense, I'm not sure she could think of anything off the top of her head, whether about Joe Biden's policies or anything else, but... (audience cheering) Think about this, for the last two months, Kamala Harris has been telling the American people that she's gonna do things differently than Joe Biden, where she increased the cost of groceries by 25%. The average Michigan family is paying $1,000 more per month, that's $12,000 per year, to afford today what they could have afforded when Donald Trump was president. The border is wide open thanks to our illustrious borders, our Kamala Harris, and her entire campaign has been to pretend that she doesn't bear any responsibility for the policies, even though she's the sitting vice president. - Now, as this was going on today and she was on the view, the other interesting part was that it was the second day in a row that Joe Biden has counter-programmed and gone against her as she's doing these live interviews on television, which is bizarre to me. - Well, they're not live interviews though, they're edited. - Well, some of them, I guess, were. - I think the view is live. - I think the view is live, but that's the only one that would have been live. - I think 16 minutes clearly wasn't, that was edited, right? - Yeah, yeah, it call her dad, he's obviously not live. - Obviously not live either. - It takes her hours to watch the come out of her hair after each show, so I don't think she could even do that one live. - Probably not, Garth Brooks is probably pretty close up there, but-- - Yeah, but he doesn't have any hair, so it's just like one wipe, and he's good. - Yep, good to go up there. - Change a close and wipe the head, and he's good. - And I wonder if he'll finally unleash in this book, like every president writes a book, they get a massive book deal as soon as they leave office, and I wonder if he'll unleash, what do you really think about her in this book? 'Cause right now, Bob Woodward is doing another book. JD Vance went on later in this speech to say I was on a way that Bob Woodward was still alive, so was I. - Yeah, I mean, until he pops out a book right before the election. - Not only did I not know he was alive, I don't give a fuck. - No. - I could not care less if that man is alive or dead. - How old is Bob Woodward, Bob? - He's gotta be in his early 90s, I would imagine. - I would imagine-- - Maybe later-- - A1. - Oh shit, good for him, dude. - Look at him, he could run for president. - Probably could, dude. Probably could, but some of the hits that are coming out of there, and again, Biden won't have his own book. One of them though-- - Um, I don't know, man. - I think he will. You gotta do it now. - Who's gonna run in? - They always pick a ghostwriter. - I know, but what the fuck? Is this gonna be, listen, it's called Listen Jack. - Listen Jack. - That's the whole book. It's Listen Jack, and then it's just like a bunch of fucking anecdotes probably. It'll be all stories 'cause he doesn't know anything. - The audio book's gonna be AI. There's no way he could read an audio book. It's really fucking hard. But one of the hits that came out of there said, Biden said he should have never picked Merrick Garland as attorney general. - Yeah, they did that just because they were angry that Obama couldn't get in confirmed as a Supreme Court justice. That was a dig at fucking Republicans. But clearly, Merrick Garland was not a good choice. He never would have survived confirmation anyways. And, man, if you lose out on one prestigious job like that, just slide them into another seems like an odd choice. - Yeah, dude. - And it turns out he was incredibly incompetent as well, which reinforces that. - But it's strange though, it's to kind of throw your own dude under the bus. That's, you know, is apparently a beloved figure by the left. - Who's that? - Merrick Garland. - Why? - It's always popped up ever since the Supreme Court thing and then they gave him the fucking-- - Oh, yeah. - From the left, not everybody else. - Not like fucking voters. They don't give a shit about Merrick Garland. - But he also put all these people, you know, up in New York and everywhere else to go after Trump all these years. And, yeah, dude, surprising to hear it. But I wonder if he, when he does his book, if he comes out and says, look, me and Jill fucking hated her so goddamn much. 'Cause she was quoted as saying on a hot mic, she was like, fuck her, or fuck that bitch, or whatever it was, after the primary debates in which she called Joe Biden a racist, by the television. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I mean, he is. - Well, we don't know. - No, he's-- - We don't know. Does dementia, though, kind of erase your mind and your racism? - What do you mean? - If you just forget about it, does it still exist at your eraser? - Is this a tree falls in the woods kind of situation? - Yeah. - Yeah. - I don't know, I mean, you'd have to ask Clint Eastwood about that, right? 'Cause he's very clearly racist. - Yeah, but I don't know. I cleanse on the same path, by the way, like he's-- - Yeah, but his braid, like the last time I saw him in public was at the 2012 RNC. - Oh, with a chair? - I think, yeah. I think he's done some, what do you call it, some movie premieres and shit like that, they pretty much stazed himself now. But he's 91. - He just finished shooting another movie. - Yeah. - I thought there's a picture of him from set. If you wanna show what he actually looks like right now, it's wild that he's still alive. - I mean, he's getting angrier and angrier every single day. I know because I am as well, but I feel like he started off even angrier than I would. - But he's literally double your age. He's 93 years old. - 93, yeah, yeah. He's doing it. - Well, I think he's doing it to stay alive. I think if he stops working, he will die. - Yeah, it's like a shark. - That's not bad, actually. - It doesn't look bad, yeah. - The other picture they showed a couple months back, there must have been a child that tripped in the background somewhere and he saw him, he was like, "Yeah, fucking little bitch." - I bet it was an Asian kid. - Yeah, probably an Asian. - Yeah. - You know? - This depends on how you catch him, I suppose. - Sure does, let's see. - 'Cause here he looks like a ghost. - Ooh, that looks like Jimmy Carter. - He looks way better than Jimmy Carter, but Jimmy Carter- - So many on his face? - Not, set what, seven years on him. Oh boy, that's Carter-esque right there. And he's got seven more years to catch up to Carter. Shit, dude. Damn, yeah, this is the last moment. There's no way he can keep living, right? I mean, he is rich, so that has something to do with it. But yeah, he's not gonna be around this earth too much longer there, Clint. Hopefully the last movie's a good one. You always want him to go out with a bang. Like Ridley Scott, I hope Gladiator 2 rocks. And then, you know, whatever happens after that happens, but yeah, god damn it, dude. I don't wanna see Clint Eastwood like that. Didn't need to see it like that. And then the other top story here that's shaken throughout the world is obviously DeSantis's response to the hurricane that's coming up on Florida. And Biden said, hey, dude, I think he's doing a great job and I talked to him and everything's good. Okay, cool, man. Now would be the time to throw him under the bus because Kamala threw him under the bus earlier and said he wouldn't take my call. And DeSantis's response was, why am I taking the call from the vice president of the United States to talk to the president? There's no need to talk to you. One, two, you haven't contacted me in three and a half fucking years for any of the hurricanes. - She has no jurisdiction. She has no statutory as vice president. She is the president of the Senate, which is to say she can conduct business in the Senate and be the deciding vote in a tie, but that is the limit of the legal statutory authority of the vice presidency, right? So why the fuck would he even answer the phone? Put Joe on the phone or get the fuck out, right? And I think it's a smart move by him because he can still, he's already drafted the declaration for an emergency to the White House. I guarantee he's already done it. He's already done everything else. We talked about it earlier, but he's already put police escorts on fuel tankers to make sure that the gas stations along all the evacuation routes from west to east and then north are all filled and they're not running out of gas and shit like that. He's just, he's a smart guy. He knows what he's doing. There's nothing that Kamaharis can offer him. And I think it's also smart and so far as, it went public as he knew it would. And then the question is, well, who the fuck are you? And she's got to take one of two routes. Well, I'm the acting president, which he doesn't want to admit 'cause then she's got to take fucking credit for all the bullshit, right? Or Joe Biden's in charge, put him on the phone and he's like, hey, listen, Jack, you know what I mean? So good luck. - He did talk to Biden though, so yeah. And then lastly here, as far as her press tour is concerned, she did Howard Stern, which was pretty shocking. Going from strippers fucking each other to interviewing presidents is a pretty, people running for president is a pretty big leap here. And he asked her if she will leave the country if Trump wins this election. And her response was, how can you be safe? So I guess that's a yes. Is she getting out of there? - I don't know, man. Honestly, it's really hard to tell what the fuck's going on with some of these people right now. Anytime, and we were talking about, we talked about it for a good while yesterday about the betting market for president and how it's completely flipped in one week. Like flip hard in one week. And what's been going on, you're trying to suss out what matters and what doesn't. VP debates usually don't. It's weird that it coincided with, usually there's a lag, as Bob mentioned yesterday, there's usually a lag, like a tail. Or there's a lag of four to five days and then there's a tail of like maybe four to five more days. So the whole period is about 10 to 14 days for any kind of major event like that. I don't know if it's Trump's Butler rally or whatever the fuck, but you have to think that her being in the public view a lot, the last couple of days is not helping because she is a fucking idiot. Like all the stuff, you can be dumb and politically savvy and be a successful politician. Like a really successful one. You can be super stupid and be politically savvy. George W. Bush was like that. The whole move from George W. Bush is a fucking rich kid from Connecticut. That whole Texas bullshit that he pulled. Like, oh, is this guy you wanna have a beer with, man? Politically brilliant move and that's why he got elected. She has neither of these things. The only reason she's ever made it into any political position is because of her race, gender, and her mouth hole. And that's it, right? And there's a fucking, there is a diminishing return on that. The higher end government you get, if you're running for president, who's dicty a suck? - Yeah. - You know what I mean? There's no dicks left to suck. So, and you're finding out now, she's taken, she's accidentally taken credit. Man, I guarantee her campaign manager was like, what the fuck are you doing? When she says that she's in the room and big part of every decision Biden's made, like, God damn it, dude. 'Cause remember, they spent the last two months pretending she wasn't vice president as Vance just said for the last three and a half fucking years. And then she just goes on some of the biggest shows and be like, yeah, that was a big part of that. Like, good God, man. It's hard to comprehend that you could be this bad. That dumb plus this bad at the actual politics part and still be successful in any way. But that, you know, calls it the question whether or not anything is real in American politics anymore. - Dan, then we got some sponsors to put this shit wagon on the air. First and foremost, go spit.com/drinkympros. You know it's still 50% off. You know that, you know that answer. Why? Kind of using shambles. Ghost bed's doing what they can to help ya. Out here, 50% off every single item in the entire store. They're all made in the U.S. of A. Mattresses, sheets, pillows, adjustable bases, weighted blankets, mattresses for RVs. The new Venus Williams collection is on that site. You got the massage toppers. That plug in, got a nice little remote control. You can also put it on the floor and sleep underneath Joel's desk, like Gary does. Sleeps on that goddamn thing. Just plugs it in and then hits the remote control and vibrates all night. So good for him, dude. It's fun. Best mattresses in the business. If you're done in Tayhas with us here, still hot as shit. Got the cooling mattress, cooling pillows, and you're all good to go there. 15 degrees cooler than the rest of your house. I don't know what's in that patent and technology of theirs, but I love it. Sleep on it every night. I have been for seven years now at this point. Huge fan. If you're out there and you need a brand new bedroom set, I highly recommend ghostbed.com/drinkingbros. When you pop in that promo code, "Drinking Bros," a checkout, you're gonna get the 50% off. Then you're gonna see a box underneath that that says, "Hey, would you like to check this?" Stretch out those payments for three years. If you have decent credit, yes. The answer's yes, yes. I would like to do that. Then you get a brand new bedroom set for about 40, 45 bucks a month, about the same price as a fucking streaming package these days, a Disney bundle. If you will, go to ghostbed.com/drinkingbros today. Next up for our listeners, Diet Smoke wants to know if you've ever been too high. Well, they have, and they created a company dedicated to finding that perfect balance. Whether you wanna replace alcohol, sleeping pills, or find a reliable, relaxing experience, Diet Smoke has got you covered, they make premium infused edibles. THC and deliver right to your door in as little as 48 hours. Imagine sleeping better waking up refreshed and enjoying your nights without the anxiety of a dreaded hangover. This is exactly why Diet Smoke was created. Look, I love 'em. I have a 10 milligram blue raspberry pretty much every single night, and the subscription does come right to your house. The box is like fucking super discreet, so my kids don't even know what I'm doing, which is great. It's just a little plain piece of cardboard box, dude, and you're good to go, and yeah, they're on time. Heat, nothing gets through those goddamn things, especially in Texas. They're my favorites, they're the only ones that have been on the same level, whereas if you go to a lot of these dispensaries, you don't really know who's making these fucking things everywhere else. They've got a QR code in the back of the bag, so you can scan it, check it, and verify everything before taking one. Gigantic fan of them, too. With Diet Smoke, your happiness is guaranteed. If you don't love it, they'll replace it. If you don't want a replacement, they're gonna get your money back. Your happiness is their number one goal. They offer nationwide, two-day delivery to ensure you get your products quickly, no matter where you are. So how do you get these? Well, you gotta go to dietsmoke.com and use the promo code "drinkin' bros" for 20% off your entire order. That is dietsmoke.com, promo code "drinkin' bros" over there. Shout out to everybody at Diet Smoke. I love those fucking guys, dude. Next up today, we got Key Tone IQ. Take a shot of that before I go on air, dude. Big fan of ketone.com/drinkin' bros. These little orange boxes you see on the desk are, that's the Key Tone IQ. They come in shots, they come in a bottle, and you can just pour some in a cap and take it. I like the shots, right now they're giving away six for free and a box when you subscribe there and make an order, and they're amazing. What is it? Well, it's just a clean, natural shot of energy, no carbs or sugars or any of that stuff, and it's better than that bullshit you're getting from the gas station right next to the register that makes you shaky or jittery or whatever. This is all natural. A bunch of people from the Olympics are using it, tons of athletes. You probably hear it or see it on your favorite podcast. They're everywhere. They're a fantastic company. They're also used by everybody in the Tour de France and everything else, and the DoD pumped a bunch of money in, 'cause they're using it for troops overseas, 'cause it's a clean, natural shot of energy, and that shit keeps me going for three to five hours a day, man, and I'm a big fan. You'll see it everywhere as soon as you come in, and all our listeners are like, "Oh, shit, you really do use this every day." I was like, "Yeah, dude, we use the actual products." I know that's a huge shock, but they wouldn't be on the show if we didn't love them. Go to ketone.com/drinkingbros today. You're gonna get 30% off your first subscription over there, and then six shots for free on there. Big fan of those guys always have been, always will be. Last but not least, we got hard AFCELTS or .com today. Headin' out to Oregon, shit. Shippin' out to Idaho and Montana, so those states will be open by the end of the month. Man, I can't believe we'll be in 12 states now. That's this, it's pretty fuckin' awesome, dude. We're in Texas, Florida, Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, Eastern Seaboard of North Carolina, and Ohio as well, and Michigan, and Illinois. Go to the store locator and hardafcelltor.com, any city or zip, and it'll take you to the closest locations near as you. We still ship right to your house at hardafcelltor.com, and right now, until, shit, seven more days from today. We're gettin' 20% off for the promo code drinkingbros at checkout, it'll knock it down to $40 for 24 cans, so you're gettin' it for $1.70 a can. Pretty great goddamn deal, and then they'll charge you shipping at checkout wherever you live in the United States, but since everybody was investing over at wefunder.com/hardafcelltor, we've been able to change our shipping, we've hired 13 new employees, and we got boots on the ground everywhere. I know Ryan Mills is out there, probably an HEB, somewhere in the state of Texas, or a total wine, or Kroger, or somethin' like that, some of those market streets out there, but we're slowly expanding across the United States, pickin' up some grocery chains, picked up Lowe's, food in North Carolina, and Wilmington there, and Jacksonville, and those five counties, some Kroger's, and Huntsville, Alabama, and down in Houston as well, and we're knockin' on the door at some of those big boys. It helps if we're sellin' the product, so please go out and buy a 12-pack, support us, and support the show today at hardafcelltor.com. - Yeah, I mean, the 60 minutes piece last night, after she got off, they brought walls on, and-- - Well, he's limping now, I just saw that. Why is he limping? What happened? Is he kickin' field goals? In his down time, what's goin' on there, but they interviewed him last night. They went into his military record, and all that other shit, and again, he said he was just a big dumb knucklehead, and then they went into voter fraud after that, for the rest of the time being there, and how it wasn't true. Down in Maricopa County, and someplace else. But a lot of people are goin' back and forth with some interesting statements here, and helping each other out, or not helping. In some cases, Elon Musk has been doin' some interviews, and I think it might've been Tucker that asked him, and he was like, "Hey dude, what happens if Trump "doesn't win?" And he says, "I'm fucked, personally, "because I've gone all in on this, "and they're gonna fuck me forever after this." - Yeah, I mean, you know, whatever. He's a billionaire, he'll be fine. - So, Elon also said, "How could I be safe?" - Billion dollars. - Yeah. - So, Elon gave the same answer as Kamala. If my guy doesn't win, how could I be safe? - No, they were talking about physically being safe in the United States of America. They're saying they'll wreck his business, and Twitter, and everything else. - How? - Freedom of speech. I mean, shit. The government did go after Facebook. You remember that, and Facebook wrote that fucking letter out of nowhere, we covered it, what, two months ago. They just said, "Hey, we censored shit, "and we apologize, and we'll see what happens." So, yeah, they'll dig in on Musk, and all of his endeavors, for sure. I guarantee it. They'll throw audits at him, and everything else, and then-- - I'm sure he's already getting audited at every fucking week. - One would think, right? - I mean, if you're that rich, you're just getting audited. - I don't know. I don't know if you are, and here's why. You've got a team of CPAs that will cover all your shit for you. So, you really have nothing to do with it at that point, and it's like, "Great, man. "Go up against the CPAs, have fun. "Let me know how much the check is at the end, "and I'll write that for you." It's real people that get fucked in audits. Not these guys. - I didn't say he was gonna get fucked in the audit. I said he's getting audited constantly. If he has like $200 billion, they're up as ass constantly already. - One would imagine. I haven't heard yet. All we hear about is big businesses don't get taxed, and blah, blah, blah. But we never hear about an audit on any of these fucking companies. Facebook, Google, Twitter, nothing. I've never heard one single audit from the government of like, "You know what? "We're gonna do something." They've done some of the freedom of speech shit, where they're like, "Hey, dude, you need to pay some fines." But that's kind of it. If you really wanted that, those fucking tax dollars, you could find them, I'm sure, if you audited those guys. - I mean, even if you, again, the value that the individual billionaires that you hate so much that own large portions of these companies, if you took 100% of their money, you could run the government for eight months. That's just math. That's it, right? And they're publicly traded companies, right? They're like, "Oh, we got to fucking make Facebook "pay its fair share." Facebook's duty isn't to the American people. It's to its shareholders, frankly, right? That's how this, that's the system that you set up. That fucking 7,500 page tax code that you set up, fuck face, right, that you guys take advantage of. It's all a fucking charade. None of this is real. - No. - Trump laid it out in 2016. Hillary was talking about him and his tax breaks and blah, blah, blah, and all this bullshit. He goes, "Yeah, use them because I'm smart." And he goes, "You know why you'll never fucking "actually do anything about it? "Because all of your friends and donors use them too." And they were like, "Boo!" And he's like, "There they are right there in the crowd. "It's one of the best moments in debate history." - 'Cause it is true. - And it's absolutely a fact. - And if you got those guys, you got 'em. But yeah, you could go after freedom of speech and all this other shit, man. I mean, they're doing another countries right now. I don't think you're that far off. And I, let's face it, has Zuckerberg ever promoted a candidate and come out and physically said, "Hey, I'm all in for this one person?" I don't know that he has. - I'll check, maybe. - Has like Jeff Bezos ever done it? I'm trying to think of who else is big in that world. - Zuckerberg endorsed Obama in 2012, I think. - Okay. - I think, or maybe it was Hillary in '16, I don't remember. - Yeah, 'cause I can't remember it happening. Musk is the first guy that I can remember saying this is my fucking dude, and that's it. We're all in on this or the world is fucked. I don't, I can't remember Zuckerberg ever saying that or Bezos or one of those guys. I know they donate a lot of money. They do the fundraisers. - Jeff Bezos donated a lot to Conala. I don't know if he's like come out and made like a huge. - No, statement. And I don't think you can as Amazon because it's, you know, shit, right and left to use as Amazon. Donating money behind the scenes is fine, but once you're public like this, like people fucking hate Elon Musk now on the left, hate him. - Yeah, but that's like, I mean, I don't know, celebrities all endorse people, business people endorse people too, that that's not new. - It's not new. - I mean, usually what the smart business people do, and I'm not saying Elon's that smart, I'm just saying historically this has been the case, that they will endorse a specific policy, like Kevin O'Leary did the other day. It's like, he didn't say anything about voting for Trump or Conala Harris, right? What he said was Trump's economic policy is clearly the one that we've been using successfully for the last 200 years, right? That's usually what a businessman does. 'Cause why, and probably the right way to handle that, frankly, because Michael Schalemberger, who I've had on the show, I don't think we've had on "Dringer Bros." - No, he's never come on "Dringer Bros." - But he's a really smart man in one of his books, and he set it on the show to "Uncitizen." It's like, I intentionally don't use the names of politicians when I write stuff, most of the time, when I write about an issue, because when people hear names like Biden and Trump, smart people get really stupid, really fast. They lose their goddamn minds. So that's probably the smarter way to do it, frankly, and probably better for everyone to think that way. You know what I mean? Like, I don't give a shit about somebody's personality. I do in so far as if they're weak or strong, right? Or if they're like unethical or something like that, but Bob always talks about it. Like, we get the government we deserve. DeSantis is a very good manager of things, right? He's a good CEO of a state, and he would be a good president as well. But it's like, boy, he's a weirdo. Are we really gonna just not elect him for that? Like, yeah. - On camera. - Yeah, it's like that's, unfortunately, that's kinda how it works, but that's fucking stupid. - But that's only how it's worked somewhat recently, too. Like, there was no, I mean, to an extent, you charismatic people got elected, but at the same time, or took power or whatever. But at the same time, it was, I don't know, maybe a different type of charisma, but like pre-television, especially. That wasn't the case. I mean, nowadays, we would call Lincoln unelectable for his weird voice. - Yeah. - Literally. - And he's ugly. - And he's not a good looking guy, or fucking, I mean, FDR for being in a wheelchair, we'd find that out, and we'd be like, oh no, can't have him or fucking, I mean, there's a mil, there are-- - It'd be on social media every 10 seconds, him rolling around behind the scenes. - Yeah, and we'd be like, oh, FDR's weak, he's in a wheelchair, Hitler and fucking Tojo won't respect him. Meanwhile, you know, fucking stacking bodies. Like it, it, it's just, but there's a lot of that. And those are just two examples of like a million you could give of someone being, I guess, aesthetically not up to 21st century standards. It's almost like the money ball situation, like guys got an ugly girlfriend, you know what I mean? - I think it started with JFK, 'cause he was the good looking dude. - That was the first debate on television. - Yeah, and that's where it kind of changed there. You know, Reagan was a fucking actor. Richard Nixon was so ugly that it's hard to imagine that he got elected, you know? Didn't he have to run like three times? - So he was, I think VP for Eisenhower, and then ran against Kennedy, and then won after LBJ. - God, LBJ was not the one who was an ugly man. Jesus Christ, who didn't need to see that. - At least Gerald Ford, Jamie Carter was decent looking. Yeah, it kind of changed with JFK after that. - And honestly, like how many good leaders do we miss out on from both parties between JFK and at present because we start, we more and more and more valued looks and charisma, and I'd have a beer with him or whatever the fuck over like actual human competence. - Yeah. - You would never select a CEO that way. - No, no you wouldn't. - You would never select a CEO what way, exactly. - Based on looks. - How hot they are. You think so cool they are. You're not a smart person, a smart business wouldn't. - Hmm, no, maybe. - Now that I think about it. - There's pretty good, it depends on if the CEO is male or female. You would be unwise to choose a hot female as your CEO, and I'm not saying that because hot females are more likely to be stupid or anything like that, but men are more likely to not take them seriously, right? - Because they're hot. - It is an impediment to your management, certainly. And that is not something that men have to deal with. As a matter of fact, better looking men tend to succeed more in business than uglier men. That's always been the case. I don't know why by the way, so. - 'Cause you can imagine them fucking. - All I'm saying is whether it's smart or not, well I think there's probably something primal about seeing a hard jawline and a guy with good posture commanding a room. I think it instills confidence in people, to be honest, in some fucking fat slob with a big mole on his head or something. Nobody wants to see that shit. - Do you think walls has been the downfall then? It seems all gone downhill after debate. - He's definitely been a value loss for that campaign. For sure, yeah, 100%. But I don't, it's hard to say really, but it's, I don't know, I find it hard to believe that it's just that. - I think right now though, if she would have picked Josh Shapiro with the fucking disaster of her interviews over the last 48 hours, at least you could have trotted him out there to do a shit ton of press and he would have been good at it. - He said no though, right? So it wasn't the thing. - Was that really the answer that he did say no? - There's no way they looked around the country and you're like, you know what we're gonna do? We've got this woman that has a problem with her history, right? And then she's got a big problem with her current progressive policies. And you know, we're gonna go find the most progressive governor in the entire country, more progressive than Newsom by the way. Not more authoritarian necessarily, but definitely more progressive. And we're gonna admit this, like he was the last option standing. - On Center Live on, over the weekends, they did, it was through a political sketch to open up with and it was her watching the debate with Dougie, the first gentleman. - Oh yeah, and then Joe shows up and he's, yeah. - Well, it was Dana Carvey. - The line, 'cause her watching walls fall apart in the debates and she looks at him, she goes, I should have picked Josh. And he goes, oh Shapiro? And she goes, nope, the wine. Josh the wine. And then starts dumping in more wine. - I wonder if Josh wine paid for that. Probably not. They probably wouldn't pay for a political ad. - No. - Well, it looks great. It looks great, free publicity for them. - Yeah. - And a lot of ladies drink Josh, so yeah. - It's that nice mid-level wine that's just right there that you can feel like you're splurging on, but you're not. - I don't know, everything they've done seems incompetent to me, right? It's like the intelligence community, even today, but especially in the military as well, especially through the early part of the global war and terror, still treated everything like it was the Cold War, right? We were still, our fighting style took a little while to develop from Cold War era people because all of our field-grade officers were fucking from the '90s and '80s and '90s, right? It takes time for that stuff to catch up. And you can see it, right? Politics moves quite a bit faster. You've got to pivot quickly. That's part of the game. And it always had, that's not new by the way. This has always been the case in politics, not just in America, but everywhere. The Harris campaign is trying to use the same stuff that got Joe Biden elected. That ain't gonna work, man. You know what I mean? Hiding him, mostly because it's such a fickle apparatus of political campaigns, especially nationwide. You're talking about disparate geographic and political, social regions, right? In all these different ways. So you've got to make a bespoke campaign for every single election. It's got to be unique every single time. And they're just trying to do the same shit. And it's not gonna work because the circumstances are so disparate now. There's no fucking global pandemic that they created, right? So her hiding for 50 days was news. It wasn't news for anybody other than fucking the Republican base in 2020 that Joe Biden wasn't doing interviews. Nobody on the left, nobody in the center even gave a fuck about that. It's like, oh, he's old and it's COVID, right? It wasn't even the story. It's been a story since the first week she didn't do interviews and the whole time. That's just one example of many other examples of how they've tried to do the exact same shit they did in 2020 for her. It's fucking stupid, to be honest. And it supports my theory that I think they're punting on this whole thing. - Well, we're 27 days away from the election. Join us in Austin, Texas, November 5th. - By the way, what happens if she wins, right? Forget all what happens to America, what happens to the Democratic Party? That means that Josh Shapiro, who's 51 right now, which is still young, he can't run for president until 2032. - Yeah. - Gavin Newsom, 2032. - Yeah. - Gretchen Whitmer, 2032. Anybody else that pops up in between now and then 2032 at the earliest 'cause they're not gonna run against their incumbent in 28. - No. - That's just not, it's historically speaking. She's too young. If she was old, maybe they could think of some excuse or some shit, but that ain't happening. And you can't put the real talent in the Democratic Party right now is Josh Shapiro and Gretchen Whitmer, frankly, right? I don't think Newsom will ever make it a president. But those two specifically, those two specifically, that's the talent on the left right now. And you cannot put your talent on the bench for eight years. You can't do it. There's no fucking way that works, in my opinion. - And plus, when you're going up against Trump, you know that he's only gonna have four years. - Yeah. - So it's not like you're waiting eight there. - Yeah. - I read a fucking bizarre story. - I mean, that's the one that makes, the theory that makes the most sense to me is that they punt it on this, they're gonna try to bruise Trump up during the campaign. And then once he's elected, they're gonna try to make it fucking rough for him to make his presidency look bad so they can get somebody else elected in 28. That's what I think. - Maybe. I read a fucking bizarre story today. And I want you guys to do this for me here at the studio, okay? I need your word on this, all right? There's this Lisa Marie Presley, a memoir that's coming out. And she's in it. She said that when her son died, she kept him in the house for two months because she was so heartbroken about his death inside the house. Now, will you do that for me and kind of leave my body up here in front of this microphone for two months? Or is that gonna stink? Is it gonna stink? - This looks like a stinky boy when he was alive. - How did he die? Did he kill himself? - Got it? Yeah, he took his own life. I mean, it gets weirder, man, so. Holy shit, dude. When she had cardiac arrest, they even let a tattoo artist into it. So she died of cardiac arrest. The kids in the house at this point here and the rumor was that she died of a broken heart all these years, blah, blah, blah. But 'cause he died in 2020, she just passed away, I think, last year. But in this book, they claim that they even let a tattoo artist into the house. So her and then the sister Riley Kehoe could get ink tattoos that matched his, which is fucking bizarro town. Like, what do you do with a body for two months in the house? - Well, I could think of a few things, actually. - For what? - Well, stand him up and then put a ping-pong battle in his hand and put him on the other side of the table and just fucking wreck his ass. - Trying to dump him? - No, I don't want him to get good. - Okay. - But you want an opponent, but you want to beat him every single time. It's either that or a child. And that was her child, so he's dead. So, you know, what are you gonna do? - Yeah. - That's just what I think, I don't know. - Fuckin' hey, dude. Said that she kept her son in a separate Cassitas Bedroom at her house. - I don't know what any of this means. - And I kept him there for two months. - What's a Cassitas Bedroom? - It said there's no law in the state of California. You don't have to bury somebody immediately, so you can keep him in your fucking house. A Cassitas is like a guest house right off to the side. - What would the law be, I guess? - I don't know. I've never heard of anything like this. - Like to deal with human remains from your own family because for the vast majority of human history, we've just like buried them in our backyard and shit, you know? - Okay. - I mean, dude. - I mean, who's the victim exactly if you do something to a dead body? Explain to me how there, there's a victim for that. And I'm not saying you should fuck dead bodies. I just wanna call a record now. - I thought that's where you were going. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. All I'm saying is you have to explain to me who the victim is and then how exactly, right? 'Cause a victim hood requires damages, right? - Yeah. - Damages, that's the thing that really makes something a victim and the damages don't have to be like financial or property, right? It can be emotional or whatever the fuck. I'm just saying who's being damaged by that? - I don't know, but it can't be yourself. The victim cannot be yourself. - It's weird though, man. So I mean, they pressed on this. Obviously this book is coming out. So Lisa Marie said she found a very empathetic funeral home owner who took her son to her house after telling you we'll bring him home. She said the room was kept at 55 degrees to preserve the body and that she got so used to him carrying for him and then just keeping him in there. That's, it stayed for two months. - Do you high five the, like, or what? - I don't, at 55, can you fact, like, what's 55 degrees is okay to keep a dead body in there? That doesn't seem like it's cold enough. - It doesn't. - It seems like it would stink, right? At a certain point? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's assuming the body's cleaned, right? So it's all the shit and stuff, but there's still things leaking, you know? Not everything comes out right away. - Fuckin' hey, dude. This is wild. Yeah, so the tattoo artist came over as well. When you're fuckin' rich, you can do whatever you want, dude. You can really fuckin' do whatever you want. You wanna keep your own dead kid in your house for two months? Great, what's that, Bob? - That is a mattress that a dead body was found on weeks after. - Fuck! It's not a ghost bed. - Well, it would've been really clean. Well, yeah, 'cause there is an actual ghost on there, nailed it, nailed it, Bob. How many weeks does that say that body's been in there? Could the audience see that or just us? - I can put it back up. I didn't see the week, how long, a while? A little while. - Damn it, dude. Fuck. Pretty cool. - It's not cool, man. Two months? - Oh. - Stop it. - This one was sleeping. - Holy shit. Fuck, dude. And you can see the shit come out at the back there. Is that what that is, right? - That's the whole fuckin' body, just kinda. That's a tale. - Is that a human? - Yeah. - Fuck. How long is that one? - I don't know, it's not telling me. - Damn, dude, that's gonna fuck you up, though. - If you had your own dead kid in your house for two months? - Is she talking to the thing or what's going on? - Yeah. - You know? - This is a persistent leaking fistula. - What's that, man? - I don't know. - He just looked up at the rest of his thing. - Is that a vagina or an hour and a half later? - This is irrelevant. So, it begs the question of who am I, right? 'Cause you're not the cells of your body. You're not your brain, you can't be because the entirety of your body, if you're an active, I'd say this all the time, but if you're an active person that eats a substantial amount of protein, every two years, every atom in your body is different, right? Every two years, every atom, your brain, your fuckin' eyes, your teeth, your bones, your dick. It's all different. And on the outside, it's five years. So you're a fat slob that doesn't ever do anything. Five years, right? So you're not that. You're not your physical body. So what are you exactly? There's... The idea is that you're just on the extreme side side. You're just chemicals and electricity, right? But the chemicals and electricity change, the particles down to the fuckin' subatomic level are different every two to five years. So it can't be that. So what are you exactly? You know what I mean? That's why it's so weird to me that we bury bodies. I think that's the weirdest shit of all time. I think we... - Open Casket was weird for me. - Open Casket is so fuckin' bizarre. This is like the extreme version of that. I think it's like some kind of idolatry or something like that, right? Not in a religious sense, but it's very bizarre to me. I think everybody should have a funeral pyre. I think the idea of watching the physical body go away is really important for people. Honestly, I think that's extremely important for people to see stuff like that. The cemetery burial and stuff like that has some of those functions. But I think watching the physical body melt away or turn to ash or whatever it is. Actually seeing the... Not just getting somebody cremated, but actually seeing the process. I think it's a cleansing thing for human beings to see that. 'Cause it recognizes that that physical body was just a vessel for whatever it is, soul, color, whatever you want, right? That you loved, right? That thing's still like... It's the first law of thermodynamics. Energy or matter never gets created or disposed of. All the energy and all the matter that will ever exist and the universe already exists and has always existed. It is face transitions, right? From usable to entropy. I think it's good for people to see that shit. This is the pathological version of whatever it is that happens when you open casket and then bury a body, my opinion. I think it's very bizarre. It's really bizarre. And the tattoo artist, I guess, showed up at the house and they were trying to match the exact same tattoos for her and then I guess the sister or the daughter or whatever to his of the dead body. And so the tattoo artist asked, "Hey, do you have any photos?" The kid's name is Benjamin of Benjamin's Inc. And she said, "No, but I can show you." And then walked him into the other room. And so Lisa Marie Presley asked this poor man to look at the body of her dead son, which has happened to be right next to us in the Cassitas. This is according to Riley. - Wait, what year is this? Like two years ago, he died. - Three years? - Was it 2020? She died in 20, I think he died in 2020. - So they had phones then. - Oh, yeah. - You could just take a fucking picture. - Sure could. - You know what I mean? - Yep. - I mean, you could have brought in a CAD designer and done a 3D model of that mother fucker's body. - Yeah, dude. - To be honest, boy, I mean, she's obviously crazy. She married Michael Jackson for fuck's sake. - I know. - Like nothing ever went right from the day she was born until the day she died. It was fucked the whole time. - So this is from Riley Kehoe, who's the actress. And she said, "I've had an extremely absurd life, but this moment is in the top five. If that's not one, what is?" - Yeah, that's a good question. You know, what other weird things have happened in her life? - I don't know, but she goes on and says, Lisa Marie thought storing the dead son at her home was unusual, but it felt like the right thing to do. She said, "I think he would scare the living piss out of anybody else to have their son there like that, but not me." Riley said soon after the tattoos were complete, she and the rest of the family got the vibe. That Benjamin wouldn't be late to rest. (laughing) - What? Now you got the vibe? You were like, "Yeah, man, out to the tattoo." We get the tattoos and we bring the tattoo on us in. - Yeah, I need, to be honest, I might end up having to at least read the excerpt about this part of the book because I need to know more details 'cause she said stored the body in the house, right? - Yeah, that means a lot of different stuff. Maybe it's in the basement. - Oh, it was in the guest room, it was in the kissing room. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, but maybe it's like, maybe that's on a different wing of the house and nobody goes over there or whatever. - Yeah, it was outside, so the conceitus is usually-- - It's like a mother lost wing? - Yes, correct. - Okay. Because I don't know if that would be that weird. I've seen people-- - Two months? - Two months is a long time. I've seen people for a couple of weeks just waiting for the funeral to have it kept in their home. I've definitely seen that growing up. - Really? - Like in a casket though, right? - Oh, in a casket? - Like already embalmed and all that stuff. It's already done, all that stuff. This doesn't sound like that. It sounds like, it had to be though. - It had to be, because it said-- - There's no way they're just letting it fucking stink in her fucking mother lost three or two months. - She said they found a sympathetic funeral home owner, so one would imagine body got embalmed and then he dropped it off at the house. - That's not that big a deal. - For two months? - I mean, it's a long time, but I don't think it said it. - The big deal is, if there were other circumstances that led to that happening, like they were waiting for some dates or some event or family to get there to do a funeral or whatever the fuck like that, that's not that big a deal. The fact that she's getting tattoos off of the body and that, obviously, a disturbed woman, right? - Yeah. - Didn't go well for her in life, I guess. But she did have some kids and shit. - Well, that's her kid. - So Riley said, she went on to say, even my mom said that she could feel him talking to her, saying this is insane, mom. What are you doing? What the fuck? And then Benjamin's funeral is held in Malibu. After that, oh boy. New age author Deepak Chopra led the ceremony there. Again, man, this is some fucking rich shit where, yeah, dude, if you have the money, you can do anything you want. - Yeah. - I mean-- - I want to keep your fucking kid. You want to call the funeral home and tell him to deliver your fucking kid to your house and drop him off for two months and the tattoo artist. Why didn't he walk out? - I like that it boils down to essentially like, yeah, you're not allowed to keep dead bodies in your house for as long as you want. And then she's just like, yeah, my dad sang "Hound Dog." All right, yeah, here's your body. - Yeah. Like Elvis, do you have him as number one all time of probably superstars in the world? - Probably the most iconic of the last 120 years, I would imagine. - I have all time. I don't know who would beat him. - Well, I mean, be anything before that mass media is pretty impossible. - Yeah, 'cause I mean, I still, and I don't know, Jack Mandeville was doing this on his fucking stories the other day, and I hit him up and he goes, dude, there's a weird part of me that is watching like old Elvis shit for no reason and I wasn't a fan and like, same way. A bunch of his shit just keeps popping up and I think it's because, obviously, nobody's making TV shows or, you know, barely any movies anymore that they need content to fill. So like, a lot of these channels if you're on like YouTube TV and all that shit are all like old Elvis concerts for some reason. So like, even I've gotten sucked into 'em. Fucking fat Elvis popped up in my feed and obviously our phones are listening to us. Have you seen fat Elvis's last performance? - In that gold amaze suit, yeah. - It was rough. He's sweating his ass off, but here's the thing, his voice was fucking incredible. What do you think for this? - No, I don't think so. We're on Patreon. It's, he got, he got maybe better as he got older. Like a fatter singer. Are we the sprinkle was better when she was fat at her fattest, right? - Yeah. - There's probably something to that. - Hold on, chain model D. I had to put it down. - He looks like shit right here, doesn't he? - What's funny is that fat Elvis isn't even that fat by today's stimulus. - No, it's not even close. That's what I found weird too. - Yeah, you remember, you think of it as a kid, he's like whoa, like he's a fucking blob, but now it's the way everybody portrayed him. You're right. - But now he's just a guy. - That's the way you should, thank you. - Oh, microphone. - And that's what you should think of. - The ring. - People that look like you. - Show him the right keys. Got it? - So play, play the song. I think it was "Unchain Melody." - That's what this is, yeah. - 'Cause I remember watching it the other night and like towards the end, he's just fucking sweating his ass off, dude. - But still singing like it's his last day on Earth. - Is it out? - You can scroll ahead, there's gonna take a while, Bob. ♪ I'm your touch ♪ ♪ Along with me ♪ - Why is Homeboy holding the microphone to his face too? Like that's a weird one to me. ♪ Time goes by ♪ ♪ So slowly ♪ ♪ Contign him to so much ♪ ♪ For you ♪ ♪ Still my ♪ ♪ I need your love ♪ ♪ I need your love ♪ - We're good there, Bob. I'm fine, we don't need to play the whole performance, but I got roped into it the other night. And I was like, holy shit, and I don't know why. Like I have zero idea why. Maybe it's because we don't have any fucking superstars anymore or any of that other shit. And then you're just kind of looking back through the past. Like I had no fucking connection to Elvis, I wasn't alive for Christ's sakes. He died in the 70s. - It's interesting to see someone that's that popular though and generates that visceral reaction from people. I mean, the Beatles would like that too. - Yeah. - I think as far as musicians go, it's one of those two groups, right? Beatles. - Stones. - Early Beatles. I don't think the real stones comes that close, to be honest. Like the visceral reaction you saw women having at Beatles concerts. - Beatles like 1965, '66. - Yeah. - And then Elvis in the late '60s as well. - Elvis was before, actually. - Not late '60s, in the late '50s. It was something else, right? As far as personalities, fame-wise, Jordan is on that list. - Yeah. - How about Ali? - John Paul II, I don't know about Muhammad Ali, John Paul II for sure. Not for Americans necessarily, but Sun Young Moon. The guy that started the Moonies, like Christian cult in South Korea. There were one and a half million people in his funeral. - I will say. - He's one of the most famous human beings of all time. - I was at a Pope John Paul II Mass in St. Louis. - I mean, it's wild. - And me and the other ultra boys were screaming. I mean, trying to get into that Pope Mobile, just like- - Really? - For the lawsuit or- - I swear, if there weren't people ripping off our robes, we would have ripped off his robe. It was kind of like a chain of robe ripping. - Yeah, for me, so like, I never had a connection to a Pope or anything like that. I don't even know the guy that you just mentioned. I've never heard that name until right now. - Yeah, as far as religious leaders of the 20th century, he's number one, the Pope is number two. But then again, it's like Asia is quite a bit bigger than the rest of the world now, or has been for some time, especially now. So that would make sense. But he had, like, there's a list somewhere of all the famous people that were at moons, funeral or whatever the fuck. And it's like dozens, if not hundreds of super famous Westerners, not just Asian people. The Pope John Paul II had four million people at his funeral. - Yeah, yeah, damn. Where do they, wait, where do you even hold something like that? - The Vatican. - No, does that hold four and a half million people? - Epcot Center. - Yeah, go to Epcot, dude. Put them on some rides. - This is almost- - Don't want to do it during a hurricane season, obviously. - Yeah, obviously, but yeah, throw them on Space Mountain for one last ride. That'd be fun. But yeah, I mean, even over the weekend, shit, dude. What was the biggest movie this weekend? - Joker Two, and it bombed, and all you heard was fucking hatred out of that. I haven't seen it yet. I am going to in the theaters, but it got the worst score of all time, and everybody's saying it's the worst movie ever. - The first one sucked, and I don't know why people think it's good. - I loved it. I love the first one. Because I don't like all the, look, I don't like that world, so it was cool to see it in a more realistic approach for somebody like me. But yeah, I haven't seen it, and I don't know what the anger's all about, but people on Twitter and everywhere else are fucking angry about it. But then, okay, cool, what's next? Guess Gladiator, too. Fucking Thanksgiving, right? I don't know. We used to beatle juice. This is the sequel to beatle juice 40 years later. So it's bizarre. So I don't know why I'm watching fucking Elvis shit. - I wouldn't bother. (laughing) - You don't watch any Elvis shit? - Yeah, why would you? Fucking cares. - It's all on, dude. As soon as a football game ends, 'cause I'm usually up late working, while Jesse's sleeping with my wife and I'll, you know, throw something on it. There's been nothing except for this type of shit. Even my kid who's 10 loves the Elvis movie, watches it over and over and over again. And he knows nothing about Elvis. - Wait, what Elvis movie? - Oh, the one with that, the one that just came out. - The one that just came out. - Dude with the weird face? - Yeah, Austin Butler. - Yeah. - You think he's got a weird face? - Yeah. - That's a good looking dude. - He's a great looking dude. - Really good looking dude. - No, he's not. - Austin Butler? - No, he's fucked up looking. - No, he's not. - He's like, you're thinking of the wrong person. - I'm not, I know exactly what the guy looks like. - It's guy. - It's a good looking dude. - Yes. - No, he's got, he's made up well for Hollywood. He's got a really good haircut because of Hollywood, right? But he looks like a fucking Skeletor. Are you kidding me? - You have a weird body dysmorphia face blindness issue between him and Taylor Swift. - He's straight up hot. - Oh, yeah, I would fuck this dude. - Yeah, yeah, that's not, he's-- - It's a hot dude. - He looks like he just fucking stumbled out of a zombie trailer park somewhere. What the fuck are you guys talking about? - Straight up hot dude, chiseled jaw. - Something happened overseas where you can't see people's faces anymore. - Is that what your TBI did? - Yeah, I see his face fine. You guys are fucked. - Him and Taylor Swift, if they made a baby-- - God, Taylor Swift is ugly. - Oh my God, I can't do it, I made a baby. - I know, I can't do it either, but we would all be fucking drinking holy water off the baby dude. - It'd be a perfect baby. - I'm coming at Gallon just thinking about them making a baby. - Just like Garth Brooks, dude. - I've never seen a single picture of Taylor Swift where her face looked attractive to me. Not once. - My God, never. - But the things that those terrorists took from you, - Yeah. - Unforgivable. - It is, they took your eyes. - Nope. - They took your eyes. - I've got 2010 vision, actually. - I don't think you do it. - I got my eyeballs polished up by the government so I could shoot people in the face better. And all you fucking gay lords have nothing. - Maybe it was the flight home dude. Like something happens because these are two of the best looking people that America has produced. - Look at this guy. - Look at that guy. I would fuck this dude. This reminds me of Brad Pitt, like old school Brad Pitt, even Brad Pitt today. Jesus Christ man. I'm fucking Brad Pitt too, you know? No homo, obviously. Are we still saying that or no? - Who's the most attractive person you've been in the room with Ross? 'Cause you probably win that competition. - Brad Pitt. - You've been, okay. - So I had my roommate at the time, asked me, he even he loved Brad Pitt. And he goes, "Hey dude, you're doing all this cool movie shit. He gets to go to all the premieres and all this other thing." And I go, "Yeah." And he goes, "I wanna go to this one." It was David Fincher was directing it. And he goes, "Brad Pitt's going tonight." And I was like, "No way." And I go, "Yeah, I'll call publicists and let's go." We sat next to him and holy shit dude, you can't help but stare at that guy the whole fucking time. He's taller in real life and he's better looking in real life. And you're actually stunned to see him. Female wise, it's Melania Trump and it's not close. - Brad Pitt is a good looking man. - Yeah, I agree with that. - In real life, holy shit dude. And it's, yeah. 'Cause I thought if he was smaller, like if he was a five, seven or a five type of dude. - Like a normal Hollywood dude. - Yeah, like then you'd be like, "Eh, fuck him." But no, he's six feet. - So this would have been like Oceans 11 there up Brad Pitt. - Oh 100%. - No, at no point in this guy's life will he ever come close to what Brad Pitt looked like. - Look, no one's saying that. When I'm saying crazy here, I'm just saying he's fucking hot. - I'm gonna pull up another photo. - This is the photo you need. You're good. You're all good. Every photo, he's one of the best looking dudes on the plane. - He's really not. That's such a weird thing to say. - Oh my God, no. - Why is that a weird thing to say? - That's something that's going on inside your mind dude. - It's an odd thing to say. - Why? - To be honest. 'Cause he looks like a fucking trailer park guy to me. - Man, this is absolutely fucking, so you think Taylor Swift's trailer park and all it's about. - She definitely has a rat face trailer park skank face. - And that's what you said about Austin Butler. - Yeah, 100%, yeah. - Do you think Goslin's good looking? - Yeah. - Yeah, I do. - Yeah. - So he's got a lot of the same features, right? - High cheek bones, is this the only, this guy's got high cheek bones and that's it. That's the only thing that's good about his face. - Talking to every woman in America about this dude. - I don't guess, it's not about that though. None of the, like any time I think a dude is attractive and I ask a woman about it, she's like, "No, they do ugly." For the most part, not Brad Pitt, I think everybody agrees that Brad Pitt is a good looking man, but yeah. - Look what they had to do to him and Dune just to make this motherfucker ugly. I mean, they had to do all the things. - Shave, shave everything else. - What are you talking about? - That's an appliance, they didn't shave anything, but he's not a good looking dude. - Yeah. - Still hot. - Still hot, dude. - Yeah. - What was his character name in this? - Jim Jim. - I love this movie by the way. - Jim Jim, Slippy. - Yeah, I don't know. - Slippy Jim Jim. - Spurm man. - This should be the movie of the year. This was, Dune II was in IMAX fucking Tormone. - I just watched it. - This actually is a, this actually is a gallon of cum. - It sure is. - Yeah, it's dry, freeze dried and then he fucking spreads it all over skin. - That's all you gotta do. And a lot of people don't know that. Garth was, Garth is pumping out skin products. - He's freeze-drying sperm, you know? So when he was sexually assaulting that woman or whatever, it was for you. Just know that. - Oh fuck. All right, now's the point in the show. We get to the drinker, bro. The week, what a weird show today, dude. It's, there's something weird in the air though, right now in America right now. I'm in for this shit. I'm in for all of it. Go to TrickyBros.com, pull up the merch store, Bob. Getting some Oregon merch sent out and getting some Ohio State merch sent out. And now they're available on the website. Here, I'm looking at the text message from Brandon. Yeah, good to go. Boom, the Ohio State stuff is up there. The Oregon stuff is for sale, Delco. Your shirt will be here. And I think a hoodie I got you as well. That'll all be here. Everything, the store is stocked up. Really? And that way you can fit in with the Libby Boys, dude up in Oregon and cheer for that team. - You're about to lose the Woke agenda. - No, no, Ohio State's Trump. And well, Oregon's Kamala Harris. But if you wanna buy some stuff, get the bro box, all that other stuff you can on there. We also have a submission for drink and bro of the week. It gets emailed to us live on air and we'll read it right now. All right, who is this one? This one just came in. Ooh, shit, look at that, 12 minutes ago. Drinking bro, submission. Sunny Steed. Like that name. - That's a good one, yeah. Let's see if he's real or not. - Sunny Steed, UT. Listening since 2019. And he wants to nominate his buddy Freddy. And then there was like a username, unless this other guy was it. And he tried to copy and paste it. Now we're only gonna say Freddy, okay? 'Cause 4-S-K-N-O-P-R-H-O-R is my goddamn name. - Four skin, four skin, operator. - Oh my God, dude. - You stupid bitch. Get him outta here. - Well, well. (upbeat music) - I do have questions though. - Four skin, operator. Are you an operator and your nickname is four skin? Do you operate four skins? And if so, yours or others? Or what the fuck's going on, I guess? - Oh boy, dude. - It does create more questions than it answers. - It's hard to get me in these and you did. Four skin, operator, and Freddy. Who's nominating for drinking bro the week. He says they're both living. - Is four skin, operator, son? I don't remember that name from the chat or anything. - I don't either. - Like, is that this your buddy? Like, oh, you guys know four skin. Like, no, man, none of us, none of the rest of us have a fucking buddy named four skin, asshole. - This is four skin, operator though. And Freddy, no last name on Freddy either. - Yeah, well, Freddy, it's Freddy four skin. - It says they're living. These are my coworkers. I wonder where that's at. And they love drinking bros or the best drinking bros. And they're always doing something crazy and they love gambling. So do we. So do we, four skin, operator, and Freddy. I appreciate that. And Sonny Steed, who sent this in. If this was intentionally to get me today, you won. You absolutely won that one. And I'm not gonna read another one. That's a walk-off right there for four skin, operator. Yeah, fuck it, one more. One more just came in, hang on. Hang on. Drinking bros submission. This is Emily Turhune. North Carolina, three years nominating Sean Rowe. I know Sean Rowe, fuck, living. Sean is an OG listener. He sure is. No Sean, dude, from North Carolina. Who got me listening to the podcast back in 2021. We were both daily listeners and now investors in hard AF seltzer. Fuck yeah, dude. Sean's birthday is this month. So I want to wish him a happy birthday. Also, we were getting married this month as well. Sean is an amazing guy who I can't wait to call my husband and drinking bro for life. And to all you guys and Jesse, thanks for keeping us informed and entertained on the daily. Absolutely. I know Sean. And man, he posts about you all the time, actually. Post pictures about his wife all the time and he's been doing a countdown on drinking bros and on his personal feed there about he's excited to get married. And he said no, I think it was yesterday, the day before I read it. And he said no, Hurricane's gonna stop me from marrying the woman I love. So cheers. And that one I confirm is real. So, yeah, dude, hell yeah. Thanks for tuning in, kids. Go to iTunes, rate the show a five star and leave a quick review. Also, head on over to Spotify. It's just a five star. And you can walk away at that point. If you're in Tampa, get out of there. Stay safe out there. We love you. We'll be on every single day. And we'll see how this hurricane progresses over the next couple of days. For day at the day I'm Anthony Holloway. I'm Ross Patterson. This is the Drinking Bros podcast. Good night, everyone. (rock music) (rock music) (rock music) (rock music) (rock music) (rock music) (upbeat music)
