The Frank Fantasy Football Podcast
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(upbeat music) - Hello, we are back with another episode of the Frank Fantasy Football podcast. I am your podcast host, Frank and Lee Commissioner. I am joined here, of course, with my co-host, Danny. Danny, how are you? - I don't wanna be around anymore. - Yeah, yeah. Neither do I. But, you know, the show has to go on. We have to go on. And with that being said, I'm gonna bring you on our special guest of the week and winner of the game of the week. If you bear with me here, I have his theme song right now. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Ladies and gentlemen, it is the one, the only, the bald-headed, beard-headed man. It is the one, the only, Shane D, Shane. Great win, how are you doing? - Fuck you. - Well, that proves it. It's Shane, everybody. That is Shane D on the line right now with us. Great to hear from you. It's good to have you here. I know it took a lot to get you on and we were just glad to have you, right, Danny? - So happy to have Shane here. I never thought he'd make an appearance on the podcast. But here he is. And his signature line, fuck you. Couldn't be anybody else. - No, it is Shane D in the flesh. Me and Danny can see him with our own two eyes. He's bald, he has a beard, it's Shane. So with that being said, we are going to move on to reviewing our week five matchups, the winners and losers. We are going to start off with Edgelord versus Mr. playoffs. Now, Edgelord was a little busy this weekend. He was in a little place called a Mexico, where the Ozuna tortillas actually originate. Jeff was getting married. Ariba, Jeff was getting married. It was a wonderful weekend for him. We were very happy. So let's go through-- - A loser. - That guy sucks. - Yeah, he does suck. Just made a horrible decision, but, you know, to each his their own. We're going to go through Edgelord versus Mr. playoffs right now. We have Edgelord scoring a 98 to Mr. playoffs 148. A very decisive win. Mr. playoffs Jordan had great production from Lamar Jackson, Garrett Wilson, D. Mooney, just a real fantastic job, where it looks like Jeff's team really just pushed itself to the edge and finally did what Jeff's been talking about and just laying down and dying. Let's go with you first, Danny. What do you think of this matchup? - Not surprised at all. I called it last week. I gave Jeff the best advice he could ever had. He needed to just stay home and put his heart into football. Instead, the guy decides to get married. Just didn't have his head in the game. - Yeah, that was a real shame. Real shame. Danny, it looks like he's having a little bit of a, nope, he's back. So now let's kick over to you, Shane. Shane, what do you think of this week's of that matchup, Edgelord versus Mr. playoffs? - Yeah, Jeff texts me super sad about the loss. I said, "Oh, boo hoo." - That is some great advice. If you could give Jeff a little bit more, what do you think Jeff would need to do better moving forward in life in general? - Probably do a lot more pay and drink a lot more. Australia, Helisco's. - Well, that is some great advice. And in that note-- - I need to do some more trades with Shane too. (laughing) - Everybody can do more trades with Shane. - Well, great. Fantastic. On that note, we'll move on to our next matchup. We have, I hope you won't review that one yet, Shane. We're gonna save you for last, Shane. We are gonna move on to our next matchup, which is Pull Me Back versus Dirty Mike and the Boys. Pull Me Back actually getting a win this week, scoring 142 to Nix 102. You gotta give it to Jacob here, you know? Like I said, I love him in and out. Deep, just a whole deep, deep level. I love that man. From the bottom of my heart, full heart, love him. Just great production from Joe Burrow. Great production from Mike Evans and Nick. Just going to George Pickens. He really needs to move on from this guy. I know he's a Silders fan at all, but being a homer is not gonna get you far in this league. Start off with you, Shane, being a Silders fan at all. What do you think of this matchup? You know, as much as I wanted my fellow Steelers fan friend to win this one, I'm sick of Nick glazing, Derek Henry, being on the Ravens. So I'm glad Jacob pulled it off with a win. Good job, Jacob. Danny, your thoughts? I'm really happy for Jacob here. You know, we kicked this guy while he was down and we just kept kicking. He deserved it. He was putting some really pathetic performances. Comes out with a 142. That's like two weeks for Jacob or the Jacob of past. So really happy for the guy. Congrats, great win. Yeah, absolutely fantastic. Now we are gonna do something for the first time on this podcast. We are going to review Evans team. But the very first time we have, is it fair or is it great Evans new team name versus Cockroach. Evans scored a 164 in this matchup to Cockroach's 97. And you got to give it to Evan here with Jamar Chase putting up 36 points. You know, he picked up Kareem Hunt, get an 18, just great production from across the board, Kyler Murray as well, putting up some great numbers. And then as far as Cockroach with Keenan Allen, Ford, Bijon Robinson, Laguette, poor scoring a 1.30. You just, an absolute embarrassment. This guy is a sub-human. Not sure how he's still in the league. He just hangs around. Just kind of embarrassing on all levels. Danny, your thoughts? - I'm always happy to see Shally lose. You know, this has been a long time coming. He got really lucky for a few weeks. And now he's facing some real teams. And some real matchups. And he's absolutely didn't expose. We got to talk about the name fame for Evan. Obviously the eulichomite dick was holding him back. I think Evan has to thank you, Frank, for pushing him away from those terrible ways of that team name that I can't believe I just said. And, you know, I'm not a fan of, is it fair? Is it grape? - But it's better than a grape emoji. - And grapes as the picture for the team too. It's not great, but clearly it's better. I think that's on the way to Evan. - And, you know, I want to go back to what you said, me pushing Evan. I always view myself as a person. I push people to be the best versions of themselves. It's kind of what I do here on this podcast. I really inspire. I give people a new focus and outlook on life. And I'm so glad to have the opportunity to do that for one Evan. Shane, your thoughts? - You know, Frank, I wanted to ask for a quick move. How do you feel about the criticism that Evan gives you about your podcast? - You know, in life, you need that. You need the criticism. You need the productive, you know, talk like that. You need some backlash in life to be able to move forward and put the best product out there. And that's what I strive to do on this podcast. So his criticism, it's warranted, it's granted. And I listen, and I try to move forward and just put the best show out there. Now, did you have thoughts on this matchup or just my shitty podcast? - You know, I really wanted my son, Charlie, to really come out with a win here. But, you know, Evan and I just love to offer grapes all the time to everybody in the league. So, you know what, hey, he got the win. He deservedly got the win. Got the highest points of the week last week. So, good for him. - Great, fantastic. And on that note, we will move on to our next matchup where we have one toilet truck, Danny, our co-host, versus the Green Mandingo Zach's team. Now, this matchup did not go the way our co-host Danny and toilet truck would have wanted with Green Mandingo winning 131 to Danny's 115. Overall, the Green Mandingo has been on quite the streak. His team is pretty solid through and through. He finally got some production from my yuke. I know he pulled off that trade to acquire him. It's looking like a win. Geno Smith putting up 22 points. It's always nice. Even though he had some low production from DK and Godwin, you got to give it to him for pulling it through. Danny's joint. Jenny's finally hit the cold streak. Tank Dell, five points. Just overall, not a solid performance from Danny's team. And JD Daniel's coming somewhat down to earth with 20 points. I know that seems high, but to that man's standards, you got to get more. Let's start off with Shane here. Shane, what are your thoughts on this matchup? - Yeah, you know, whenever I get hammered and do a bunch of pay, I like to remind Danny that I'm the only person who's ever visited him in Oregon and went to breweries with him. But you know at the same time, Zach is my ex remit. So, you know, I probably know Zach a little bit better, so I'm glad he pulled off with the win. - Great, fantastic. Danny, your thoughts? - Just kill me. - You're starting to sound a little bit like Jeff here, and I will not allow my podcast to talk like such a complete loser in life, a guy who-- - I do have some statistical analysis here. I know nobody wants to hear it, but I have to say it. I am the should of one of the week. There, I said it, 115 points and I lose. No, that's not okay. That's a winning score, that's a winning score. - It is. - Boy, what more can I do? - Start Lazard. - Start Lazard is one. - Actually, that wouldn't have done anything, so fuck it. - Well, Danny, I wish you would have won, but you didn't. That no-- - You should have won. - We are moving on to I Am Autism, your podcast host and League Commissioner Frank's team, versus no brains, all balls, Matt. Now, this is a game match-up, where I scored 997 to Matt's 101. It was a very winnable match-up, something that I, as well, believe I should have won. But I, a little insight knowledge here that I will tell everyone, I switched my pickup from Aaron Rodgers, I mean, from Caleb Williams, Aaron Rodgers. I did a little last second switch-up on that, a little stinker-tinker, and really just shot myself in the foot. Aaron Rodgers is looking like a complete 40-year-old ayahuasca bum, and yeah, I lost. It was kind of a pathetic performance. Dalton Kincaid doing jack shit, Breece Hall doing jack shit, Travis E.T.N. getting out-scored by his fucking backup, Jalen Polk's touchdown, getting called back. Which I don't get, I don't get anymore. How can he have one foot in balance and then drag the other toe, and they call that on a catch? When I see motherfuckers dragging both toes, and they're calling it a catch, I don't know the rules anymore. I don't, I'm lost in this day of the NFL. Clearly, I don't know how to manage a fantasy football team anymore, and I'm pathetic. Danny, your thoughts. - Yeah, thanks, Frank. Great passion there. Yeah, you lost. You didn't deserve a win, 97 points. It's just not gonna get it done. That brings me to Matt with a victory with 101 as my should have lost of the week. Pathetic. Shane, thoughts? - Yeah, 101 points, getting a dub is truly pathetic, and you know, Frank, you keep on talking about Aaron Rodgers. 15 points isn't that bad. I blame guys like Breeze Hall, Jalen Polk. You know, Dalton Kinkay, like you said. Those are the guys that I think you had to put the blame on. Aaron Rodgers, 15 points. I think that's what you can expect nowadays from Aaron Rodgers. - Yeah, I should have known. I should have been better is what I should have been. But now, Shane, we're gonna move on to your matchup, the game of the week, where we have Rip It and Flip 'em, Shane, versus 12 dudes, one but O'Zoona. This was our game of the week. They're both O and four teams. It was a must win for both guys, and you gotta give it the Shane scoring a 127 to O'Zoona's 89. God, our former champion, our former future Hall of Famer, only three time champion has really fallen off this year. He's crashing, he's burning, with Chris Olave scoring two points. Deontae Johnson's going four, some guy named all junior on Cincinnati scoring two points. I mean, this guy is a complete jackass for starting the Raiders scoring two points. And Shane, I gotta give it to you. James Connor has been playing very well this year. Brock Bowers, great trade, great, great acquisition. You know, you gotta give it to yourself on this. I applaud you when you have some bums like Steve, Deebo Samuel, only scoring two points. Danny, what are your thoughts? - Shane got the job done. That's why he's here with us today. Hats off to the guy. - And we love having him here. - O'Zoona, I got nothing good to say about you. - He's a bunt. - Yeah, dude, oh, you like that? Yeah, fuck you. - As if only Shane can say, as if only he can, as long as Shane. Shane, what are your thoughts? - I already gave him my thoughts, so fuck you too. - Great, and on that note, I will play before we get into Shane picking our game of the week. I have a special little tribute for our loser and former champion, O'Zoona. If you bear with me here, I will play his tribute. ♪ How could this happen in me ♪ ♪ I've made my mistakes ♪ ♪ Got nowhere to run ♪ ♪ The night goes on ♪ ♪ Is I stayed in a way ♪ ♪ I'm sick of this life ♪ ♪ I just wanna scream ♪ ♪ How could this happen in me ♪ Whoo! - O'Zoona, that was a special little tribute for you. We do it for all our losers. It seems like you'll be getting this tribute quite a bit this season. Sing how you do not have a win. You are in last place. You are a pathetic. I had a dream that you had AIDS. Your team might might as well have AIDS. It is pathetic. It is on the verge of death. And you really got to make a move. Maybe you should listen to some of my offers. I've sent you and just pull the fucking trigger. On that note, Shane, being our winner of week five, game of the week, we are now gonna have you pick the game of the week for week six. We have Edjord versus... Is that right? Yes. We have Edjord versus the Green Mandingo. We have Ripon and Flippom versus Mr. playoffs. We have, is it fair or is it great? Evan versus no brains, all balls. Matt, toilet truck, Danny versus cockroach, shall he? We have pulled me back. I'm gonna have to stop you right there. I already know what the game of the week is. It's Evan versus Matt, for sure. I mean, two best friends turned mortal enemies, both putting up massive points last week, except for Matt, but in the past he has. So you know what? I think we're gonna expect a good one, but between these two. Great. Wait a sec. That doesn't sound like Shane at all. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what? What the fuck? Are you fucking kidding me right now? Jeff, is that you? Yeah. Oh, you got me. Oh God, it's Jeff. Got it. I got two bald fucks with beards on this podcast right now. Neither one are Shane. God damn it. Danny, this is unprofessional bullshit. My months of being a podcast host, I expect better from you. This is not a good look. Oh, this is not a good look. Ah, damn it. Well, we got... Jeff, hey, how are you doing, bud? How are you doing? Guys, you had a one in three chance to get Shane on here and still couldn't do it. So come on, clean that, boys. Well, can I just start by saying congratulations to you and your now wife, Selena Oberle. Oh, thanks. Thank you. Last week was Frank's anniversary, this week, Jeff's wedding. I mean, it's just beautiful time. It's a good time to be alive, right? And so, Jeff, how was that? That trip to beautiful and Mexico. Oh, it was great. It was great. I had to scoop up a zoon off before a few times. But, you know, all of a sudden, nobody died. I had a great time. And you know what? We both said I do. That is fantastic. Now, was she kind of looking for the exit door at all during the ceremony? Or was it a full commitment from her? Yeah, you know, it's actually pretty crazy is she saw a bald guy with a beard. And the entire time she thought it was Danny, it was insane. Well, you're lucky it wasn't, because we all know what would have happened. Yeah, so she, but she ended up saying yes. And, you know what, we had a good night. Good. Well, I'm glad to hear that. Danny, your thoughts on this whole marriage and wedding? It's beautiful, you know. Not angry at all. So happy. So happy for Jeff. Good. Well, with that being said, Jeff, you also sent a little nate, nasely, are you feeling OK? Yeah, you know, I've been hungover after I got you. Sorry, I'm going to have to cut you off. We do have our sponsor of the week. Oh, Zuna tortilla chips. When you're feeling zesty and you want to reach for a good bowl of those tortilla chips, you reach for oh, Zuna tortilla chips. I feel the spice of Zuna tortilla chips. That is right. Great. Fantastic. On that note, we are going to move on to our pick them, our winners and losers of four weeks six. We'll start off with Edgelord versus the Green Mandino. We have Edgelord projected to 113 versus Zack and the Green Mandingo projected to 120. Zack is currently in first place. And Jeff, you are in eighth. I'll kick it off. I will actually go with Zack on this one. I feel like his hot streak continues. I feel like Jeff just slowly gets pushed closer, closer to the edge. If marriage hasn't tipped him over already to doing what he's been talking about doing, I feel like this loss will definitely do it. And we will not have to worry about Jeff anymore in this league. Danny, your thoughts. Yeah, I'm going with Zack here. He's so good. His team is so good. And that's why he beat me. I would have fun if I was facing pretty much anyone else in the league this week. And Zack's just really, really good. So I'm going to go with Zack. Jack, your thoughts? Who are you picking? Yeah, you know what, I think we have to go against the grain here, and I'm definitely going, Zack. There you go. Molly, watch me. I'm going to get murdered. You got the first place that a guy going up to-- a guy who should probably be in last place by now. So yeah, definitely, Zack. Well, great. I'm glad we're all in agreement on that. Zack, looks like you're picking up the win. Next on, we have Riponam Flippem. I thought was on this podcast. Shane versus Mr. Playoff Jordan. I guess statistically, these are the two worst podcast hosts we've ever had. See how Shane couldn't make it out of bed to be on the podcast. But we have Shane projected 107 versus Mr. Playoff's 114. It is Mr. Playoff's. After all, I'll go quick. I will go Jordan on this one. Danny. Yeah, I'm going to go with Jordan as well. He's really, really good, too. Oh, he's so good. Jeff, here you go. Yeah, I hate to agree with you guys again. But I think Shane just being in traffic and not being able to make it to this podcast is just a sign that he's also going to fall to Jordan this week. Yeah, I mean, is he in traffic? Is he stuck in the bathroom somewhere face down? I don't know. But yeah, well, Jordan, it's going to be Jordan, I think. So move on to the new team name. Is it fair or is it great? Evan, who's currently in fourth place versus no brains, all balls, Matt, this is our game of the week, actually scratched that. We're going to say that for last. We're going to do toilet truck versus cockroach. Toilet truck projected 93 versus cockroaches 93 as well. Very, very tight match up this week. But based off the two individuals, one being a subhuman who no one likes, I will go with Danny. This guy's just loved by all. I feel like his luck's about to turn. Got to go, Danny, on this one. Jeff, who are you going? Oh, man, I just keep on agreeing with you guys. But I'm going to have to go with Danny on this one as well. I think he's been putting together. He's been streaming together a few good weeks. So I think Danny's going to finally get a dub here. Get over the hump. Yeah, you guys couldn't be more wrong on this one. Shall we be picking this easily? Got a lot of buys this week. Who knows if AJ Brown's even going to play? If he's healthy, I still have to join Jenny's in my lineup. It's all bad. That's not good to hear. But just know that we do have faith in you, though, Danny, because we love you. Speaking of love, we're going to move on to our next matchup. Pull me back, Jacob, versus 12 dudes, one butt, Azuna. This matchup, Jacob is actually projected to lose. We have Jacob's 92 versus Azuna's 96. Now, I can't do it. I can't bring myself to pick Jacob for a loss. I haven't done it all year. Well, you love the guy. I love-- He's like a brother to you. If not more. I do love him. It was your anniversary last week. It was my anniversary. And it was a special day when you're celebrating it with the person you love. And well, with that being said, I'll take Jacob. Jeff, who are you taking? You know, I really want to pick Azuna because I just don't see his streak-- his losing streak going another week. But one thing you didn't point out, Frank, was that Jacob is projected to lose because he's starting Tyree Kill right now, who's on a bi-week. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah, I think he easily makes a switch to someone into a guy like, hey, Braylon Allen puts Michael Wilson back there in the wide receiver spot. And he'll be projected to win. I think he's going to get a dub. Yeah. Man, it's his team for him. Why don't you hit him? Yeah. Backseat, backseat, man. And you know, boy, oh, no. Danny, who are you picking? Well, Danny, you're having a little bit of feed issues over there, so I'm going to imagine that you picked Jacob as well because of his new team pitcher. It is a Roman Reigns with a shirt off. You got to love it. I'm betting Danny on this one was going to pick Jacob. So you guys, I'm back. Oh, you're back. Oh, great. So he was going to pick Jacob. You're right about that. I have a theory. Jeff and Ozuna were in Mexico. I think Ozuna is still in Mexico. I mean, if you're in Mexico, you automatically lose. So I think Ozuna is going to-- He is in the middle of the Sola Cola flood. Everyone in Mexico lost last week, so that's a great point. But in a serious note, there is the Sola Cola flood going on where he is knee deep in water. We shall send him donations. We shall need it. Yes. And if the flood doesn't get insured, the cartel or the AIDS will. So we'll move on to I am autism. My team versus Dirty Mike and the boys, Nick, another close matchup. We have I'm autism, your podcast host and the commissioner, projected 103 to Nix 104. I will go last on this one. Danny, why don't you give us the honor? Who are you taking in this match? I'll be honest, there wasn't paying attention. Who are we doing? It's I'm autism, your podcast host and the commissioner, Frank, versus Dirty Mike and the boys, Nick. Yeah, I'll take the other guy. Which other guy? Nick. Oh, OK, great. Anyone but you? Oh, great. Fantastic. Jeff, who are you taking? Oh, man, I hate to say this, but I think I'm going to Frank. Mainly because there's just something about Nick that every time I see him win in fancy, he just really grinds my gears. So yeah, going Frank here. Do you feel like he's a pathetic loser? No, no, no. I love Nick, he's a great guy, but yeah, he's definitely a pathetic loser. Great. I would go-- Can you tell him real quick? You know how I called him the other guy? Yeah. Well, his team name comes from the movie, The Other Guys. Oh, I can't believe you mean that on that. OK, that was the next level humor on this team. And that's why I love it on Danny. He brings that to the podcast every single week. It's next level humor. And I love that. And myself, I will go myself as well. I do not see myself going two and four. I am a former two-time champ, and I will not roll over and die like Jeff every single day of his life. I will just not do that. With that being said, we will move on. Great, fantastic. Great, fantastic. We will move on to our game of the week we have. Is it fair, or is it great? Evan versus no brains, all balls, Matt. Evan, as it stands right now, is projected to 112 versus Matt's 98. Whoa, I thought Matt might have had somebody on a bi-week. But I don't see that, actually. No, maybe he might need to make some adjustments to his lineup. But with all that being said, with Matt having no bias and being projected so low, I'll go Matt. I'll go Matt. I'll go Matt because I just do not believe Evan has what it takes to beat this man. Evan's a great guy, very nice guy. But Matt's a ruthless little man who just proves us wrong every single week, and I'll go Matt. Jeff, who are you taking? This is going to be tough. But you know what, Matt, it's consistently put up big weeks. Evan, on the other hand, has it been as consistent? Same going-- you know what? I don't know. That wide receiver core for Evan, I think he really actually-- he must have great everybody to leave because he has a pretty good team. You know what, I'm changing my pick, and we don't have his flop. Unbelievable. When did you give him that eviction notice? He's not rent-free in your head anymore. You know what, the real estate market's pretty tough right now. I don't think he'll be able to sell for a while. So we'll see. OK, that was a dumb joke. Danny? I am legally required to pick Matt, or else he gets really upset and stops listening to the podcast. So if you think this of our viewership numbers, I'm going to pick Matt. But I will point out here, Frank, Matt does have Aaron Jones on a buy. It's why his numbers are down a little bit. He is starting both tennis, Walker the third, and Zach's carbonate. I don't really like that, but I'm still going to pick Matt anyway, because I wanted him to keep listening. I'm sure I'll make an adjustment. Matt usually does. But it should be a good one. It should be a great, great game of the week. I'm going to tune in. I'm going to turn off my fantasy. I'm going to unplug. I'm solely going to just focus on this game of the week, because it is a great one. With that being said, we're going to do one last sponsor. Again, it is Ozuna tortilla chips. When you're feeling zesty and you need a great ball of tortilla chips, or you're making that burrito, you've got to go Ozuna tortilla chips. And God bless the future CEO. I hope he survives that flood in Mexico. The world would be a worse place without him. So Ozuna tortilla chips, feel the zest. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Not familiar. Great, fantastic. Great, fantastic. With that being said, we will move on to our last segment, where we have Dany's-- Jump of the week. Jump in time. Dany, jump of the week. You guys. Who is our Jump of the Week? A little public service announcement here, guys. I don't do this for fun. I don't do this because I like it. I do this for the people. And I was really disappointed this week when I only had four voters for Jump of the Week. And it really makes me just not want to do Trump of the Week anymore. But we're going to do it anyway. And this week, I decided to throw a little bit of a twist into Trump of the Week. A twist? Where the-- I have now given power to the reigning Trump of the Week. Not too single-handedly selects the Trump themselves, but to vote twice. Oh, my God. And our reigning champ, Trump, excuse me. Shally, he took it upon himself to vote four times. So fuck that. It's over. He ruined it. I wanted to do something fun, and he took it too far. And it was good to vote four times, Shally. What the fuck? He's a subhuman, and no one likes him in this league. I'm surprised. He gets a double. His vote is worth double. And then he said, can I vote for two people? I said, sure. He said, can I vote for four people? I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? So I don't know, man. I tried. I tried to do something a little bit different, but we're not doing it, Shally. You get one vote. You get who you originally voted for. So now, I am surprised that that cockroach and subhuman actually gets a Wi-Fi or cell signal, living under that dirty rock that he does. This subhuman, lower than dirt, scumbag, you allowed that guy to get two votes? I got-- Danny. I tried. And it was just a problem. You leave one little crumb on the ground. And suddenly, they're just scuttering around everywhere. And you can't step on them fast enough. Please, Danny. Though, here we are with the Trump the Week results. But we have with one vote, Frank. You didn't win, but someone voted for you. Oh. And with another vote, I think it was Shally. Got one vote. And then the winner of Trump of the Week with two votes is Ozuna. Oh, whoa, he's not going to hear this. He's probably letting dead somewhere in Mexico. So Ozuna Tortilla Chips is scrambling to find a new heir apparent to this company. But wow, Ozuna, Trump of the Week. Yeah, two votes, winning Trump the Week with just two votes. It just-- it sickens me. I will say, Danny, I did not vote this week because I thought-- I thought it was a slam dunk that it was going to be myself and just me wanting to roll over and die. Hold it. I wonder who voted for Frank. I wonder. Well, I know Zach did in the group chat. And then I know-- Zach's votes don't count. Evan did, as well, I think. If everybody voted in the chat, it wouldn't be very much fun. Would it? So Zach lives above the law. That's fine. He's the best. So he can do it. But if anyone else serves, you can pull that shit. They'll kill you. Wow. That's pretty strong words. Kill you. But he is my podcast host. The committee is breathing down my neck here. OK, they say I'm running a bad Trump of a week program this year. They're wondering, where's the voter turnout? What's going on? And guys like Zach just make it even harder on me. Danny, I believe this happened last year, as well, right? And we just talked to each other. And they just lose interest, right? Yeah. You bet. You know, that is a shame. We have to say listeners, if you're out there in podcast land, please do your part. This guy works really hard here. He is a father. He is a husband. And he's a dear friend. I implore you all just to go out there and do your civic duty and vote. You have to be a real big scumbag not to vote. Even if you don't like the two candidates, you know what? Go out there and vote. I mean, it's not like you're voting between some air head and some loud mouth. You're voting for Trump of the week. Something that is sacred to this league. So as a little PSA, just go out there and vote. You bunch of turds. With that being said, with that being said, we have to get off this podcast before Jeff's new wife absolutely murders him and cuts his balls off. You nailed it, right? 20 minutes? Yeah. So I do want to thank Danny for being my co-host, as always. You bring such insight and humor to this podcast every week. So thank you, Jeff or Shane. Thank you for filling in. Shane, if you're out there listening, I hope you get off that bathroom floor and brush yourself off and look yourself in the mirror with your bloodshot eyes and fucking do better. You piece of shit. I will say my wife did text me saying that getting hammered and doing pay sounds like a riveting content for the podcast. So that was nice to hear. Wow, she actually supports Shane and his life choices. Someone's got to do it and I'm glad it's Alina. So thank you both. With that being said, we will start our walk off. Join us next week for another episode of the Frank Fantasy Football podcast. How do you guys think it went-- Woo hoo! Frank. Yeah. There's a successful podcast. Yeah. So calm. This is stupid. Wait, that's what I'm saying. Who was good? I'm sure Matt was going to be tricked out until that giveaway. I'm sure Matt's going to-- What the fuck? What the fuck? I thought that was super, super, super. And meanwhile, the Phil Collins is still going on. So we got Jordan here still listening to the very last. We have four minutes of it going. But that's great. Again, Jeff, thanks for filling in. I know you were filling under the weather. I know you're newly married. Do you want to go out and show the camera so we can see your wife go back? Yeah, she want to like that. Bye. [MUSIC PLAYING] I'm not going to keep that. Bye, bye. All right, I'll see you guys later. All right, we'll get this uploaded. I'll let you know how it goes. You've uploaded this. All right, later. All right. Do it. Bye, Danny. Bye. 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