Fort Fritz
OUTTAKES Chapter Five: Chicken Joint Séance
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Let's do it again. Because it's going to be me talking and a whisper. Oh, did you guys hear how I was whispering? No, you were not whispering it. I had to cut it off every night. Gribbit monkeys, also known as the African green monkey. Green monkey. Green monkey. Really? Doesn't sound good. It's a great song from the 60s. I also very much want to see a green monkey now. Yeah, they don't want to have one. Yeah, I don't want to have one. I just want to see one. They're absolutely beautiful. Things in nature like that are usually like, don't touch this. Yeah, they look like a normal monkey, though. Yeah, that's super disappointing. How do you know it's the green monkey? You don't. Okay. Yeah, there's no problem. This is the problem. You stay away from it. You can't. Look behind you. We're like, we're like the VIP with Diddy. Right. Wait. My phone is probably not probably not with Diddy. No, no, no. I would say that because it's a possibility. What's a possibility? Yeah, I don't know. I don't call it. Because if people are getting ushered out, you know, they're like, hey, look out. It's freak off time. You went to P Diddy. This was a very simple treatment, man, daddy. I can't help it. That's where you go. All right. That's fine. It's not fair. No, yes. No, yes. All right. So P Diddy is here. P Diddy. He's hot under the table from the law. There you go. There you go. We could we could make this an entire outside episode. It's a spinoff. Man, this place looks a lot from what no one here. Here. Is anyone feeling that? Chills? Well, I mean, my body is covered in a caking of water. Because man, daddy has Marburg virus. Yeah, the chills are kicking them. Take a chest. I think we need to stop the testing. Stop the testing. He's like a big dog. Desantis pen. Wow. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck me. By the way, still a restaurant in Rockledge, Florida, 3.3 stars on Yelp. That's not bad. The mac and cheese looks fucking amazing. Yeah, they have French onion soup fish tacos. They have something called Irish nachos. It's a bottle again. It looks amazing. So it has this like Tudor style outside brick. Kind of looks like an old inn kind of a feel. Cozy. Has like a sports bar English pub on the inside. Okay. Dark, cozy. Yeah, very standy. He's very fiddler. Steal tip darts. Steal tip darts. So there's danger involved. Absolutely. Every chance they get, they curse the British. Lots of plaid everywhere. You know. Tartons. Exactly. Tarte Tarte. Tarte Tarte. Sauce too. Am I? Okay. I do real damn sorry. It's all right. You can have your Tarte Tarte sauce. You can have your Tarte Tarte. The repeal of prohibition. Because like that was like December 5th of 1933. And he built this January 16th, I think, or January 17th, I think. Everyone was rock hard. He was inspired. Yeah, it was really hard. Nobody really remembers what happened that day. He was also, this is Florida too. You know, who knows what's going on? We're all drinking the whole time. We had tired time. They wake up the next day, coming over. They're like, what happened? Prohibition was repealed. Yeah. Yeah. That carries on. When you get drunk about it. For years. Who was apparently run over on the highway. Or near. I don't know what year this happened. But he describes her personality as being very prank like and child like. Yeah, when the business was known as flatty Matty's. Yeah. He also. It took a second. That actually took a second. It really did. You know when you're like telling your story, you're like half and half. It's like when you're finishing up a tube of toothpaste and you got a roll. Yeah. The last one here. And you're like playing Wu Tang loud as **** and you're like, you're mopping and sweeping. And then you just go to like get this out of the bathroom. And you just see legs? Yeah. That's terrifying. No, my brother actually was at a place called Spit. And he passed out in the bathroom and he woke up and the entire place was closed. And there was chains on the door. And he had to just kick the door in. And then because his friends had dropped him up. So we had to walk home from like near OBT to out on it. Oh, my god. Wow. That's a bad night. By the way, just a timeout. If you want to try men, you can. Oh, okay. Well, and we hear you loud and clear. Are you talking about as manager? Like just the almost comment. Oh, yeah. Well, my thought is is that so you're a ghost and you have to take a ****. Right. I mean, you think that that would be over? You think that would have to take a shot. Like die and that would be over that. My main question. Someone comes in just like, you know, interrupts you. My main question is that you talked about it. There is an old timey shoes. Why aren't there any ghosts wearing jinkos? Where are there any ghosts wearing stuff? In the 80s and 90s, I still can't get over that. It's like, why do we just have it? Only a ghost are from the 1920s. And that's it. Like, it's like, you know, somewhere the spirit gods went, okay, we got to stop having people show up there and close. It's not scary. My dad is like this. Why aren't ghosts modern dressed? And what actually happens when we die? We'll never know. We'll never know. That's kind of the point. But yeah. I guess we were just given one. I guess the podcast over. Podcast over, guys. We'll never figure it out. Well, maybe they're in like a ghost preschool. Yeah. Yeah. I think you just given the midst of the number of ghosts that are allowed to exist. There was just one big designer and they didn't want to leave. They really liked the job. They're like, could you retire? I want to walk around with jinkos. The rest of us don't have a chance. Like, now, so we're full. One designer just makes just Victorian clothes in your ghost. Like, that's what you have to wear. We have really bad budget. That's it. That's it. All right. You can wear saloon wear, too. Really? Really? Saloon wear. We're real word worth it. The feathers and the boots. All right. Let's get back. All right. Yep. Never been a since. It says you probably haven't had an experience seance. Yeah. Like myself. Is that how you say that? It's like a sommelier. But with spirits. Yeah. Can you contact anybody? [LAUGHTER] Sorry. I mean, who do you want to talk to? Oh, let me reset. Oh, let me reset. [LAUGHTER] There, ask that we get money. I got a question. What's in this sack that's got your name on it? It's my lunch. Oh. Oh. Let's put that back on. Wait, wait, wait. So what? So if you're the manager of the chicken joint, you make it this delicious food, what are you hiding in your secret stash right there? What am I hiding in my secret stash? Oh, yes. You want to know what's in my secret stash? Oh, yes. You want to know. No. Yes, yes. I think we still do, yeah. We're then questioned further. Oh. Is it a sandwich? [LAUGHTER] Oh, wow. All right. Well, yes. It's a chicken joint. [LAUGHTER] That's sense. No, no, no. That's a chicken joint. Yeah. It's all right. It's all bad that you have to open it up. No, yes. You can put it up. There we are. It looks so good, though. Keep your fingers out of the potato salad. Oh, no. That's where-- That's not where I'm going to put something in the potato salad. Let me know. Oh. Oh, come on. I'm not even sure. I know what that is. I don't either. Let's get on with this. You must be from Tampa. Oh, no, no, no. I'm from Orlando straight up. I only open for bands from Tampa. It's his legacy. Helena Blavatsky. Excuse you. Ooh. Yes, yes. She sounds Hungarian and/or Russian, or like a fart. [LAUGHTER] Blavatsky. Mmm. Blavatsky. Particularly one underwater. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's-- All right. So it takes a little bit. So it's like-- The burglar. Yeah, yeah. Blavatsky. When it comes up at the surface. Now-- [LAUGHTER] Fritz, do you have a question? Do you have-- Next question. OK. Well, did you just deny yourself of knowledge? I'm not going to answer that. So you did. Wow. Well, you know. I don't know what to do with this. What do we do with this information? Well, no, we need to-- [BEEP] [INAUDIBLE] No, we need to get to the spiritual-- You're not OK. OK, I'm not answering any questions. Thank you. Now you guys are asking the right questions. What do I do with this information? Yeah, Marie, do you want to chime in? I do. Yeah, go ahead. What are you willing to offer us as far as information? I can answer that question. I'll tell you this much, though. [LAUGHTER] Tally? How much is it then all together? And this is the seance, too, or-- Does he do common core math? [LAUGHTER] That's oddly right winged, French. Was that OK? Yeah, what? How was that right wing? I was just asking a question. That would be a $300. I had one-- Where did that credit card come from? He's got it in his utility. I knew he had it on him. OK. Oh, because he's the medium. He knew it was-- Oh, my God. He knew it was a medium. He already knew it was hilarious. How do you know the boat's name? It could be a Gary boat. That's true. Yeah, thank you for that, Mandy. I don't know what to say. It's a John boat coming at us. [LAUGHTER] Did you just assume that boat's gender? Yeah, wait. What's that? All right, I'm going to try to start the motor here. Wait, hold on. Make sure he's away. There you go. I was going to destroy it, baby. You guys are monsters. I think I'm a monster. Have you met you? Have you met all of you? I mean, you were-- There's, like, a ton of you. Some of you are really [BLEEP] You can't even watch dead animals and movies and TV shows. Oh, [BLEEP] all of you. That's too fun. [LAUGHTER] You [BLEEP] [LAUGHTER] Try to [BLEEP] start this motor. You're going to get back to the fort. 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