In this episode, Jose and Bill discuss a myriad of topics with Jose's buddy Khalil. There's a lot of funny randomness in store, so enjoy this crazy blend of topics.
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Episode 060: Napping at Birth w/Khalil Issac
- Hey guys, welcome back to The Bros. We're in the background of the sanctuary where the conversation happens and we got a special guest right here next to me, Khalil, along with your host, Jose and Bill, and we are going to have a great time. Sorry I tried to interrupt you. Yes, we are having a great time. We're going to put on a lot of extra energy today so it makes it seem like we're excited. - You're excited? - They're going to make up for my energy. - Chill. Very chill. - The energy is amazing. - Yeah. - Hasn't been any way. - Yeah. - The later these recordings go, the more chill we become, I think. - Actually, this is pretty early for us. - So, dude, like, literally, like, he was just talking about high-born asleep. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I don't get it. - Oh. - That's fun. - What? - My family, we have a, well, my mom's side, we have a history of having sleep apnea, so my granddad had it, my mom had it. Guess what? - You had it from birth? - Well, you had it from birth. - Yes, I had it. - Yeah. - Came out the womb. - Being born to sleep. - Yes. - Whole different level of what I thought this was going to be. - Yes. - This is great. - I came out, I was asleep, Dr. Spake Me to cry, and I went back to sleep, so, yeah. - I was waiting, "Wow, let me go back to sleep." - Yes, that's exactly what it was. - You gave him the stare, like, really? - I was on wait. - I was having a good nap, like, why? - Yeah. - I was just resting my eyes. - Maybe alone. - Since then, oh my gosh, that has been a half of my existence. Sleep. - That's crazy. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. Listen, men go way back. We go way back. - Way back. - I moved to Florida back in 2004. - Oh gosh. - Right? - I got this. - And so I was born. - Bill was born in 2004. I moved to Florida in 2004, and a little bit after Bill's birth, I was here in August, and he was been two months by then, right? - Yeah, June. - Two months. - No, August. I was here in August. - I was born in June. - I was born in June. - Okay. - No, that's not. So we were here in August, and so we had just got settled in. We didn't know anybody, so we stood to ourselves, kept to ourselves and all that kind of stuff. Mom wanted to know the neighborhood, so she wanted to look around and stuff, and while we were getting settled in, we had a knock on our front door. I think it was like maybe the first couple days. We hear a knock on our door, and I'm just, I just, if you've ever moved from somewhere that you've been for a long time, you really are in a state of sadness because you left your best friend from up there, but then you come down in Florida and you're like, I don't want to be around anybody, but there's knock on the front door when mom answered the door and it was some two kids that wanted to play with, and so mom said, "Hey, go outside and play." And they're playing soccer, so I want to go outside and play soccer with them. - Right. - And Khalil. - Five p.m. - Yeah, it was a five p.m. - Five p.m. - That's great. - It was a bunch of gnats. It was hot that day, and we had a mouthful of gnats. And I could not say more than that. It was really a time where I made a quick friend like that. It was that fast. - Yeah. - And ever since then, from that day till, obviously till now, best friends. - Yeah, by the way, a mouthful of gnats is a great slayer out, but that's a lot. That's hilarious. When did gnats go away? Because I don't remember seeing them. - That is so true. - At least in Florida, maybe it's all the plastic in our foods or something, I don't know. But we went to Dothan, Alabama, and they were gnats everywhere, and it made me miss the mosquitoes in Florida, but they used to be here, apparently, since it's a new thing. - Did they go away with the love bugs? - Love bugs? - Love bugs are, I think there's less love in the world, so the love bugs have to find something else to be here. - I mean, that's a great way to-- - Maybe they all figured out how to be lightning sludge. - I hate bugs. - I hate bugs. - You don't hate bugs. - They hate you for no reason. - Yeah. - I just walked around the house, like, I felt like Deadpool, or actually, I felt like Deadshot just going around. - Yeah, with it. - Shh, shh, shh. - Knocking down wasms. - Oh, wow. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to do that. I still do that, actually. - I did The Matrix as like one wasp was like coming at me. I swear he was aiming for my eyeball, so I was like, "Ooh." And the world went in slow motion at that moment for you. That's literally how it works. - This is going to be a horrible feeling as a wasp if you missed, like, when you're going to think somebody and they dodge you, how do I miss this giant target? - Don't look up how fast a wasp can fly. You try to run away from it. Don't look it up. - Oh, no. - I'm curious. - The worst fact I find out about wasps is when I find out if you kill one of them, like, if you squash one of them, then they release a scent that makes other wasps around them angry. - Do you see anything with ants? - Yeah, but I'd much rather have ants angry at me than wasps. - That's true. - Have you seen that? - I've seen an ant. - Have you seen an ant? - I've seen ants, like, take over a wasp nest, literally, I've seen that happen. - Yeah. - Wasps can't do anything because they can't sting ants. - They can't leave. - They can't sting ants. - Yeah, I feel like the wasps can leave easily, whereas an ant, I don't think you can come after me. - It's a regroup. - It's kind of like the, what was that, what's that called? The snail that changes you forever? - Oh, yeah. - It's like, would you take a million dollars but a snail changes you for your life? - Would you? - I would put it in a box. - I feel like you're not worth it. - I'll put it in a box. - You'll put the snail in the box. So, one of this is a super, super strong snail. He just moves that. - It has to push the box. - And he just moves that snail pace. - It has to move the box. - Yeah, I know. - I think there's too many. - It can't touch me. - Yeah. - I mean, what if he lights? I don't know, lift the box up with a snail eye. Just kind of like, gotcha. - Okay, so then I put a box and I put salt all around the box. - He's immortal. Oh, he's immune to salt. - Okay, these, you're moving the goal post. - Yeah, yeah. - You're moving the goal post. Okay, so-- - That has to be established before we take your million dollars. - So, I'm gonna put a box? - There's stipulations to money. - I'm gonna put the box and put a round thing of salt around the box and I'm gonna dig a moat around that for water so you can't get in it, you can't get past that. - Salt water. - Salt water, yeah. - So then he's gonna drown. - Well, if he's just in a mortal snail-- - Oh my goodness. - Just forever chasing. - I think that is the premise actually, you know, I think about it, yeah. That's what it's called, is the immortal snail. - Yeah, oh my goodness. - So you can't kill it. You can't prevent it from going after you. - But you have, so it's just, it's a snail. So what about-- - I think I'd go to Mars. - I think I would, I think I would be a traveler. - Right. - My choice, yeah. - At that point, you just made a necessity. - I'd go across the lake or across the ocean to where it, how would it, how would it have to go on a boat? - Unless you just go from one part of your house to-- - It goes on a ship and then goes on a container ship to the other country where I'm at. - That could be a thing. That could be a thing. It goes on a plane. No one notices a snail. - How did the Japanese-- - Did they make one of these snails on a plane? - Japanese, all these snails on this plane. - Forget what it was. - The wasp, that is like the giant wasp. - Oh. - It has like some kind of photographic memory or whatever. - Oh, I think I heard of this. - Yeah, yeah. - You lost me. - Yeah, it's a wasp that never forgets your face. - Yeah, those things that came on the ship. - We'll chase you. - Yeah, we'll chase you. - The fact that exists scares me. - Dude. - Like to know this wasp would be pissed off at me for the rest of his lost life. - Angry, angry forever. - I would forget. - If I tried to shoot it with the spray, you just shot. - Right. - Rain, wasp, rain, spray. - John with wasp. - Yeah. - I'd have to be the John Wick of the wasp, and shoot it perfectly every time. If I don't, then it's going to say that guy tried to kill me. - I will find you. - I will see you. - Okay. - I don't know who you are, but I have a particular set of wings. - I will find you. - Yeah, that's great. - And they go nonstop when I was asleep trying to find you. - That would be crazy because when he finds you, you're just like, "Oh." Because I don't think it would hurt as much as his anger would be. - You know Coyote. Coyote Peterson. - Peterson, yeah. - Did he get stung by one of those? - I don't remember what ever it was. - He literally takes the bite. He takes the bite or the sting every time. - He's one of the guy that does the-- - I want the world's like-- - Brave Wilderness, yeah. - He does all of it. - He gets stung or he gets bit by these-- - Everything. - Yeah, everything. He got bit by a snapping turtle. - Yeah, I seen that. - Yeah. Which is stupid. Just say the least. - White people stuff. - Sorry, kids. - Why would you do that? He's done everything. This is where I get angry. - Did you just say white people? - White people stuff. That's what he's doing. It's white people stuff where he's like, "Is this a snake? "Let me," but that's like-- - Yeah, he gets stung by every ant and every wasp. - That is shit. - That's not something that you would do if you're a rational person. - He has to world's best health insurance. - Especially, you know nothing he does is really, you know, that's safe because he has to catch the bug after he gets stung. That's crazy. - I forget, I think it was either a bee or a wasp or something, but when they released it, it came back and-- - Yeah, that's right. - Yeah, that's right. - Yeah. - I was like, "Wow." - Man. - Came from round two. - So, yeah, I'm thinking I'm back. I was looking for a place to insert the John Wick wasp and I found it. - The dude that got the wasp in the cup and tried to catch it. When he caught it, he went to go and put it in the ring of water so it can kill it and he missed. And the wasp got out. The video cut, somebody said, "Just so you know, that guy is probably going to run for his life." That wasp will remember him for the rest of his life. - Yeah. - And be on the lookout for him all the time. - Wow. - He will be never-- literally the mortal snail thing. - Okay, yeah. - Yeah. - Can you imagine the wasp post-light little wasp wanted posters inside the house? - Yeah. - Fly this man. - We need to-- - Yeah. The other thing is all wasps look alike. - Yeah. - So, like, you don't know if it's your wasp or if it's just another one is chill. So you'll be always scared of all the wasps. - Oh my goodness. - That might-- am I going to be canceled in the wasp culture? I don't know. [laughter] But I feel like I wouldn't want to see any wasp after that because I'd be like, "Is that my guy? I don't want to be nervous." - Look for the wasp one eye and a skull. - Yeah. - That's the one told boy. - That sounds like a cartoon. - Yeah. That'd be sick. It's like the superhero version of the B movie. It's like a Marvel B movie. - I was thinking that. - Yeah. - Remember ants? - Remember ants? - That was so cool. - Oh, no, no, no. Bugs life, sorry. - Bugs life. - Yeah, that's a movie. - Very political. - Bugs life? - Yeah, it is. It's meant to be political. - Oh. - Smell the grasshoppers not, like, or trying to oppress. - The grasshoppers are the government and the ants are the people in the union or whatever. Every time the grasshoppers come, they have to supply them with their taxes or whatever. They don't. Then they're going to be enslaved forever how long? - Sure. - And then the people get tired of the government and fight back. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And they use-- - I mean, no, no. - They use the killdozer. - The ants. - I don't know why. - The giant fake bird is their killdozer. That's what it is. - Yeah. The killdozer. - You know what the killdozer? - The killdozer. - Yeah. - Oh my goodness. - It's like a giant, people have made, like, a giant bulldozer for, like, fighting against a government. They've got flamethrowers on it and, like, yeah, they call it a killdozer. - This guy got tired of all these taxes and not doing anything in the state. - I just got a flamethrow and everything. - Oh my goodness. - This guy literally got to build a bulldozer, a bulldozer, and modified it with steel plate everywhere with where all the hydraulic lines are hidden behind steel plates. This thing is fabricated in a way where it's indestructible, basically, from the outside. So it's a moving tank. - Somebody has a lot of time with a lot of horses. - Oh, no. It was a lot of time. It was a couple of years. - But it didn't get confiscated or something like that. - The bulldozer literally got into a building and tried to -- he tried to crush a building and the engine ended up dying out right where it was. - Wow. - Oh, that worked. - You know what I'm saying? - No. - Here's a plan he just did. - He did a lot of damage. Like, it meant a amount of damage to the city, but it got to the point where he ended up getting stuck and the engine died because of how much power he was putting into it. - Oh, I see. - Yeah. - He was trying to destroy that and the cops ended up taking them out, but he killed himself in the bulldozer, you know -- - Should he use the Honda engine? - Uh-huh. - Should he use the Honda engine? - Yeah. - I mean, John here would have been great. - Yeah. - But, you know -- - Poor guy was using Toyota or something, I don't know. - Toyota makes bulldozers? - What's a bad, like, engine brand? - Um, dodge. I don't know. It's awful. - Forward. - Yeah. - I hear a lot of forward hate. - Wait a minute. You're talking about bulldozer engines, right? - Any engine at that point. - I mean, if he would have just got, like, a Honda -- - Uh, they would. - They would, sure. - They would was horrible. They deteriorate in a year. You buy it -- you buy it on the lot, and a year later, the tire goes, like, crazy. It goes off the car. The door starts falling off. The window starts off. You have leaks everywhere. - You've got an Ikea Mobius? - Yeah. - Basically -- basically -- - Snap it together. - It was part of the contract where you had to finish building it. - But everybody just drives over. - Oh, yeah, they do. They don't tighten the screws. That's why it's so cheap, because you've got to do the labor yourself. - Yeah, sure. - Imagine that's a -- - Man, I remember going to Ikea. That was the best, because they had a television and a play place. - Oh, my gosh. - I used to get lost. - Ooh, what was that? - I used to get lost at Ikea. - Wow. - Oh, that's what it was? - Yeah, I just keep doing it again. - No, that's right. - I knew it. It wasn't hard, did they? - Yeah, I -- when we were kids, we weren't allowed to watch television, so any chance we got, that's what we did. So, me and my sister were just, like, there's a giant play place at Ikea, and we'd just be in there watching, like, Little Mermaid or something on the giant TV. - You sounded like a millennial. - Yeah. - You sounded like a millennial, but you know what I mean? - I don't know what they played. I don't remember, but then we'd play movies, and we'd be like, "That's all we did." Or we'd go to somebody's house, and we're like, "Can we play video games?" - No. - Oh, gosh. - They were like, "Let's play outside!" And we're like, "We do that all the time, please!" - Oh. - It was crazy. - I was allowed to play video games throughout the week. - We were allowed to go back inside the house. - No, yeah. That one too. - We used to have that policy. - If you're outside, you stay outside. - That's the deal. - You don't get in or out. - That's it. We grew up together, so we knew. - We knew exactly what it was. - I remember my mom locked the door on one day, and I was like, "Oh, well, just, I gotta be out here." So the lights go out. - And if you wanted to find your friends, you looked for the bikes out front. - That's it. - Or you just ran the door, Bill. Well, I know you're in there. - Oh, yeah. - Get out! - I know you're in there. - I hear you. Come on out now. Come out with your bike in hand. - We always had a friend's house. We always grouped up together. - Oh, yeah. - It was kind of chilling there. But yeah. Playing games or whatever. At least we knew, Mom knew we were outside. Or I think she thinks she was. - We had a couple of those experiences. - Yeah. - We were walking or just scouring the neighborhood for like other neighborhood kids. Like, "Hey, let's play football at the pits." - Oh my goodness. - Oh my gosh. - Boy, I don't know if you were there. - We were playing football in the ballpark. And while we were playing football, I ended up having to go to the hospital. - They told me about that. - Yeah. - You hit your head against the fence. - I was running so hard. - Yeah. - That was my attack on me. And I got my head into a fence post. - Getting a stitches on his head. - Yeah. - Stable. - Stable. - Yeah. - Sponsored. - That was easy. - That was easy. - Yeah. - I love this one. - Yeah. That was crazy. If you were there, man. Oh my goodness. I was playing that football. - I remember that. - And I think the only time-- - You dropped your shoulder. I think it was good. - Yeah. Because I was trying to defend against the tackle. I had the ball. And when I did, when I ran, the guy literally, I forget who it was. Everything's a blur now. But literally, when I went to go, I tried to defend. I dropped my shoulders so I can, you know, come back up from the tackle. Ended up getting my head into the fence. - That's a bigger fish. - I went to go and feel my head and I felt the blood. And I literally felt dizzy. And I tried to walk home. But somebody took me home. - Tried to walk. - I did. I was like, I'm not staying here. - Can you lead me home? I can see through the blood. - How old was I? I was like, what? 15, 16? - Not old enough. - I was young. - Wow. - Yeah, real young. - I've been lucky enough to avoid most injuries. I haven't, like, I haven't broken a bone. I just didn't do scary stuff when I was a kid. I was just like, no, I'm not doing that. That's horrible idea. Like, my neighbor had, he did dirt biking and like mountain biking. He had all these ramps that he would ride. - Oh. - I'll ride up and down. But then he'd be like taking out the plank of the middle and just like, - I was like, no, I lost my body. - Yeah. I felt a couple of times. - Bible says not to tempt the load I got. And that right there was tempting. - But, funnily enough, I had a family member who had to get staples in their head. - To me? - No. (laughter) In this exchange, I was the fence. Actually, I wasn't. I was the person who tackled you and the fence was a giant metal rake. - Oh, wow. - This was a... - I had a voice. - Crazy. (laughter) I'll tell the story. I was playing in the backyard with my younger sister who was like a year younger than me. And I'm an inventive guy. I'm always coming up with things. And so I was like, let's try to make a new game. Maybe they'll use it at the Olympics. I didn't know there's a lot of sports in there. And so I tried to make a new sport. - Break dancing. - Yeah. It was break heading. And it was a venture. I didn't really come up with a name. The working title was "Chase Your Sister with a Rake." And so I was running behind her and just hitting. And the goal I think of a game is to get as close as possible to hitting her without actually hitting her. I was still inexperienced. I'd just come up with a game. (laughter) At one point, I don't know if I won or lost. I came down. - Got bonus points though. - I did. I got it. Yeah. And so yeah, I hit her in the head with it. And to call this a rake is really like, it was like a giant thing with metal spikes on it. And it like, full hit her in the head. She starts crying. - Full mates. - Right. And she had to actually get staples in her head. And I almost put her skull open. Yeah, it was crazy. - Oh, man. - I felt bad about that. - Wow. - A little. - I felt like Dig Dug. You know, Dig Dug. - You know about that, right? - Yeah, yeah. Dig Dug was like an old Windows 8 computer game or whatever it was. - 8-bit, I think. - Oh, it's a whack-a-mole kind of thing? - No. - No. - Everything you described. - It's a 2D game. It's a 2D game. You can go up and down. You can go left and right. And you go in and you have to dig tunnels to find. - And there's lizard people. - And there's people that are chasing you. - Lizard people. - Wow. - They're trying to kill you. They go around. You have this laser zapper or it looks like it's probably an air pump. - It's like an air pump. - It's an air pump. When you pump it, it shoots out this thing and it hits them. And when you pump them, they fill up like a balloon and pop. - I know. Random game. - Random. - I know. It was an old game, isn't it? - That's one of the most insane games I've ever heard. It's so crazy. - It was around with Minesweeper. It was around with that one. - Those all make sense. Saluteer makes sense in the game. Minesweeper is one of the best games still out there. - Do you want me to know how to officially play Minesweeper? How do you win? - Yes, yes, yes. - Really? - Yes, I know how to play Minesweeper. - You effectively know how to play it. - Yes. - Do you play it a lot? - No. - Okay. - I just guess randomly. - So the premise for me, when I was playing the game, the premise is when you hit every number, okay, when you hit a number, that number tells you that there are that many mines around that block. - Yeah. - So if you hit a one, there's a mine literally touching that block around it. So there's, well, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. There's eight blocks. There's eight blocks around that one, and you have to literally guess which one it is. But assuming that you get one that opens up a whole field that's safe, and it has different numbers around, like two, and if there's a two there and a one there, you can assume that the two and the one is that one of the mines are touching either one of those boxes that line up, and you can mark that when you go flag it and say, "That's the dangerous thing." And a hope that the next one you hit is a safe one so you can find another mine. - Yeah, it's just kind of the more you play and open up. - I'm bringing with the most. - Yes, all right. - So it's a really fun. - Yeah, it's just like you use, it's like deductive reasoning to figure out, okay, there's only three squares open on this block, and it says three so all of those are bad, and then you take all those out, and you're like, "Well, this one has two," and there's already two taken up from the other one. So then there's two squares, and I know those are free, so then you do those. - Did you get to play that in school? - I did. Like I said, I understand. - No, no, it wasn't in class. In class. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It was like, I think a math class, so we learned to play that, and the teacher was telling us how to, yeah. - Yeah, I think it was a graph. - I was probably asleep. - What am I going to do with that now? What did they do that with? - Uh, graphing? - No, like, it's just not mind-streamed, but like what games, I was just thinking of like, the games now aren't really that kind of like-- - The games now are fun, like score, and then tendo-wee and all that kind of stuff now, so all these games are like-- - I'm muggling a whole switch in your pocket, but-- - They do. - Hey, we're having a game night, and you're gonna bring your switch with you. - I feel like, no, I can't see this. - All right, keep going. - What? - No, no, no, you bought that. - The video games they would do now would be like cod, and now that-- - Absolutely. - That is used more in school than mind-streamed. - Wow. - Yeah, so-- - You imagine cod in a school? - Yeah, well, you don't have to imagine-- - We used to do that in school. - Okay. - Not all about cod, but it was literally like-- - Yeah, right. - The current climate. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - And in the libraries, we weren't allowed to play those games, but there was-- - We play Smash Bros. in the library. - That's-- - Yeah, and we played on Emulator. - Emulator. - Emulator, yep. - That's neat. - Yeah. - That's a cool thing. Danny, Emulator is back then, I thought-- - No. - I mean, it did, but-- - Yeah, right. - We had to fix them up. We had to go-- - You had to get a thumb drive. - Oh, wow. - Yeah. - Take it back. - But in order to do that, you had to go onto a website that was basically-- that took away all the blocks of the library-- - Oh, I see, yeah. - Oh, I see, yeah. - So you could download it, too, 'cause-- - No, I'm saying, but to do that, it used to-- when you-- - Oh, okay, okay. - When you put the thumb drive in there, it had-- you can put it in there to open it up, but you had blocks on there where it knows there's a game going on. So you had to go, like, goggle. - Yeah, it was like-- - G-O-DOT-G-L-E. - .co, you know, whatever. - Yeah. - And then it opened up a thing, then you could put it in and play the game. - It was a-- - The librarian had no idea. - It was a proxy server. - That's funny. - I don't know what's out there. - You're all right. - Now you know, yeah. - I'm sure it's cool. - But those are probably fixed now. - No. - Now we don't have VPNs. - We just allow it now. - No, they have VPNs now. - That's true, right? - That's true. - They can't do anything about it now. - Hey, there's another wall. - Oh, don't spray that stuff, please. - It's tempting. - Yeah. - Oh! - It's gonna remember my face now. - It's gonna remember my face. - He's not mad. - He's not mad. - He's not mad. - He's not mad. - If he comes down, just let me know. - If you're not watching on Facebook, there's a video on there. You need to come and watch, so you can see me get smacked by Bill. - If you get smacked by Wasporn there, we might hit a million subs. - Do it. - Do it. - No, no, no, no, no. - Ow! - Wasp is walking away rapidly now. - He's like, yeah. - So now the audio people think that you slapped me for real. - He's like these guys. - He said that smoke. - The audio people think that you really slapped me. - It's fun. Don't watch on Facebook. - No, watch on Facebook. - Actually, don't. We need viewers on everything else. - All social outlets. - Check it. - Dude, we need it. Yeah, this has been so fun. - Dude. - This is gonna be fun so far. - Yeah. - So Khalil. Khalil. Did we introduce you as Khalil, right? - Yeah, we did. - I have no idea. - What else would you introduce him as? - He/He/He/Hook/He/Gones. - I have no idea. - I have no idea. - I was... - He's in a rap name. - Oh gosh, no, no. - You actually? - He has a dance name. - Victoria. - We're not gonna talk about that. - Why not? - Amber. - Look, my dancing days are behind me. My knees are RS. - Remember when you used to do the jerk and the pin drop and all that stuff? - He laughed at me. - We used to do school battles in high school. - Oh my gosh, yeah. With jerking, that was like the dance then. - That was one of the only dancers that we really knew. - And all these different dance people that were dance battling back then? - Oh man. - They were like murder us. - What? - All these awesome moves. - Well, we can get it with the jerk. - I'm like, oh, what was it? - Yeah, yeah. - Was it like break dancing stuff or no? - Kind of. - I was the only aspect. - I was the only one that did groundwork. - So, what did you think when you watched that Australian break dancer? - Thank you. - That's what I represented. And I was like, break dancing, yes. - Yeah. - As a sport, I think break dancing is so close. It's one of those things that if you do it badly, it looks stupid. Anybody doing it looks stupid until they're good at it and you're like, that's the coolest thing I've ever seen. So you have to be very careful because the one person that you let do it, you're like, that's a dumbest thing. But then somebody else could do those same moves and be like, oh, that's sick. - I believe she did at the Olympics. - Yeah. - Oh wow. - Okay. - She was literally fish out of water. - Do you think that what happened at the Olympics was a good thing or a bad thing? - Bad thing. - Bad thing? - I think it wasn't as bad as her reaction to it. I think if she had, all she has to do is just say something funny in Australian and it would have alleviated everything because it was silly. What she did was so silly and funny. - What she was trying to do. - She never went into the joke. She was always like, I have a PhD in break dancing and I know what I'm doing. And you're like, you're scored zero. - Yeah. - You can't score any lower unless they disqualify you. - DNF. - Mine is a point for horrible response. - Right. Yeah. It's impossible to do worse than that. So what went wrong or be funny about it, but don't like, oh, it's all rigged against me and like, be funny with the reply instead of take it. Cause she was like, I'm crying over all these things. The horrible things people say. I'm like, just laugh at them. - Yeah. - I think if she was trying to bring a bit of culture from Australia to the break dancing scene. - That was Australian break dancing. - You could. If you can't do that, you can do that very well. - You can do that very well. - So break dancing in itself is whatever you want it to be. There's not a set thing that break dancing is. - Right. Sure. - So what she was trying to do was trying to bring the culture of Australia to the break dancing scene. I'm not trying to defend her. Don't make it seem like that. But what I'm trying to say is that she was trying to doing the animals, the different animal poses and whatnot. You know what I'm talking about, right? - Yeah. - And there's a way to do it. It is. - Did you see this snake one where she was wanting it? - Yeah. - Anyway. But I think that what happened there at the break dance with the Olympics, I think that actually opened the door to the break dancing world for everybody to see it. Because once that aired, I mean the first thing that happened was everybody wanted to see who she was. And then they looked at all her break dancing videos. But what it did was it opened up the whole realm of break dancing. Everybody started seeing the real break dancing and it made it widely. - Yeah. I will say yes. Everybody turned. - He likes me. - Oh, yes. - He didn't like you. - You don't need me. - Or he's gathering information. - He might be a spy. - That's unfortunate. Now, I don't like that move. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Spray? If you drop that, I'm going to be upset. - Go away. You are loved. - Oh, he's cleaning his legs. He's not doing anything bad. - Hey, big guy. - Anyway, let me figure something out here. - Big guy. I'm going to-- - All right. - Hey, we're good. - Now we're good. - All right. - Sorry. Wasp intruder in the middle of the podcast. - Yeah, yeah. - We have a fourth guest. - A fourth guest on the podcast. - Can you imagine Wasp is into the mic? Hey, guys. - You do. - You do. - I'm like, he's intelligible. - What? - What I was saying was that the community of break dancing is now widely available to everybody because everybody's actually looking it up. People are seeing it. People are seeing what people can do. And did you not see all the-- - These guys should have been in the break dancing. - Yeah. - These guys should have been in the Olympics. - It was propaganda. - These guys should have been in the Olympics. It really just opened it up. I think that was a good thing for break dancing. - Yeah, but they also took it out of the Olympics. - Because-- - I don't know if I could handle that. I don't know if I could handle having my performance say, we're never doing break dancing. - All right. Thank you. - It was so bad. It was so bad they planned four years in advance to say no. - Yeah. - We don't want this again. - There is not coming up to the next time. - Let's stop this now. - Right. I think they were testing it out. - Although they're gonna do an Olympics in Australia and they're bringing break dancing back then. - You 'cause there's a million more. - So they'll have more kangaroos and-- (laughing) - No, they don't need it. Like that there is a way to represent Australian culture. But she brought their Australian culture and none of the humor. There's no funny about that other than how bad it was. And then afterwards she's just like, you know. - Dude, the day of my life-- - I've done my whole life to take schooling for this. I think you should really respect my work and you're just like, no, you did horrible-- - No, it's like what you did like-- - Nah. - Yeah, yeah. - Nah. - Nah, it's not making fun of me. I don't, it was so bad. (laughing) And it's already a thing that you're like, there's a very fine line between being really good and really bad at break dancing. 'Cause it does look stupid and then you see somebody who's really, you're like, that's crazy. - But I mean, I could understand why they were just doing like footwork 'cause I've seen a lot of B girls where a lot of times the B girls they're not able to access the power moves like guys due to certain restrictions. - Sure, I get that. - But a lot of times B girls, they stick to, they stick to footwork, especially groundwork. - For sure, sure. - So, right. - What she did was-- - A lot of groundwork. - Yeah, she was just kind of spassed. - Yeah. - But it just, you know, it's a big performance and everybody's watching, sure, but I didn't even think that was something that could be taken to the Olympics to begin with. - So cheerleading being Olympics? - No. There's plenty of things I'm looking for. - Two, four, six, eight. - I mean, it's the same-- - It's the same vein. - It's the same vein, I think. - Let's not be vulgar here, but who is that for? Who is cheerleading Olympics for? - Cheers, cheer. - Mm, yeah, that's one of them. That's one group. - I do find it impressive. The male cheerleaders, why would they go to spots? - Oh, yeah. That stuff is all, like, that takes a lot of-- - I know a guy who does that. - A lot of responsibility. - I don't make fun of them. - Not responsibility strengths. - Yeah, it's a lot of stuff with that. - It takes effort. - And coordination. - Agreed, it takes effort. - Yeah. - It's a good thing. - Yeah. - To hold somebody, like, a whole human over your head with one arm, yeah. - It takes a lot of discipline, too. - Yeah. - We can defend it all we want, but-- - I don't think it's a little bit-- - The purpose is still weird. The reason you're doing it, it's still strange. - Yeah. - It's just showcasing. It's all it is. It's okay. Why do they have Bob sledding? - Now, come on now, that was fun. - What are you-- - What's the-- - What's the-- - We're talking about skill, right? - Yeah, Bob sledding is fun, though. That's something you know. It's a fast-moving, like, it makes sense. It's a race, or like, you know, you have time to win, so there's like a lot of that. - You know what I should have in the Olympics? And I'll go all in for it is wall ball. - They should have that in the Olympics. That should be a thing. - It lost me. - Now, see, yeah, and this is where we start bringing in, like, you know, real homemade kind of things. I think-- - You know, there's a competitive tag scene. - Yeah, I've seen that. And that is where you take it. - You take it. - You've never seen this? - It's the national parkour. - Oh, yeah, the parkour. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, the parkour is basically what it is. It's like professional tag. And it's like, yeah, it's crazy. - I'm like bringing a professional air hockey. Like, out-- - That would be fun. - Yeah. - Would it be like ice hockey? - No, no, no. It's just like, air hockey. - Yeah. - Regular air hockey than that. - Yeah. - Would it be sanctioned? 'Cause then everybody still be-- - What is sanctioned? - They're cuffing the-- - There is, actually, a professional league for a fair house. - Professional league for everything. - Yeah. - The way they have you-- I hold the thing, is the puck or the-- - What do you call it? - There's two regulated ways to hold it. You can, like, grab it by the bottom lip. - The lip? - Yeah. - Yeah, or you can use the handle. - Okay. - You can't do it either or. You can't switch. - Oh, you can switch it between-- - Yeah, you can switch it. - Yeah, you can switch it. - Yeah, you can switch it. - So, like, bowling is sanctioned, but you can have a two-finger bowling ball. You can't-- you can't bowl a three-finger bowling ball with two fingers. Why would they let you-- Why would that-- Why would they let you sanction air hockey? And you can't have two fingers. - It's not that deep. - It's not that deep. - It is serious. - It is serious. - If it's sanctioned-- - How much professional? - I watch professional cornhole. - I see that. - Not that interesting. I mean, it was-- - It was, really? - It was, but it's like one of those things that you're just like, "Yeah, I've seen this all the time." - That's true. - You know, and, like, versus, like, bowling. Professional bowlers are just insane. - Yeah. - I just watched that clip the other day. The most famous sports clip ever. Maybe. The quote. Most famous sports quote ever. Where this guy, he needed one more strike to win. - I think I know what you're talking about. - Yeah, he needed one strike and he was like the best player. He's really calm about it. - Oh, I know, I know. - He bows and then he hits a strike and just explodes. He's like, "Who the--" - Yeah! - And then he just goes, "Who do you think it will end?" - Who do you think it will end? - Yeah, it's so good. - No, that one. - The best quote ever, because I-- - Oh, in a moment, that's an insane thing. - Yes. - But it makes so much sense in the game. - I think everybody gets a strike and they do that. - Yeah, you just boom. - How do you think you are? - I'm like, "Wow, wow." - Does that make sense? - I always wanted that like, "What does he mean?" - Yeah, you're nobody and I am everything. Yeah, it's very funny, but bowling can bring out emotion. - It really does. - I mean, ask him what he was talking about. He probably didn't, like, I don't know. - Yeah, I just say things. - I rehearsed it right before the stage. - You know, amped up energy. It's what it was. - You know, who I watched by the way for my, whoever the best is in any sport is a dude perfect. Because they always collab with people and you're just like, "Oh, that guy's the best." Even if he's not, like, regulation or whatever. - So, balloon popping? - Balloon popping. - Wow. - Did you see that? - Uh-uh. - They have a big balloons and they gotta pop as many as they can in a row with random objects. - That's how ridiculous. - I know. Oh, they're mine. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, no, you're good. - They're in the same game. - They're in the same game. - Yeah, right. So you're mine. - They do perfect. - I do different people a little bit. - They had Adam Mealy do a bunch of ping pong shots. He was really good. They had a magician. What's his name? Rick, somebody or other. Come on and do card throwing. - I don't know why I thought of Rick and Morty, but-- - I was thinking of Rick Flair. - Rick Flair. - Oh. - Whew. - Way different. - Do it if it rakes. - Morty, we gotta go take out Sting Morty. - Yeah. - Wow. - I don't want to tag Team Rick. I'm sorry. - I don't know any of these things. - Yeah, but the guy from the bowler they had was Jason Beaumonti in New York, Australia, but they did all sorts of crazy bowling shots where he just like throw things over. And you're just like, "I don't want to see that done irregularly. I would pack up and leave." - Does he do a snake shot on the ground? Like the-- - I think so. - Like the breakdancer. - Oh, no. That is funny though. Yeah. Austrian is just breakdancing while he throws it. I would think that was cool. That's something like, if you're breakdancing and doing that, you have to have another skill that you're also doing to make it worth it, because she's like, "Oh, we're cooking pancakes on the side." She's just like flipping it and then going back over, breakdancing some more. - The breaking of this. - She cooks it too early. Gordon Ramsay's just over there. It's raw. It's like she pails at everything. - Get these two sandwich brands and put it on your ear. What are you? What are you? - Yeah. - I am. - That's good. That's good idea. I like that. - Yeah. - A lot of pop culture references in this episode. - Pop culture. - Yeah, dude. - Yeah, for sure. - We're pulling out everything we got at this point. - Yeah, for sure. Yeah. - Last week we talked, er, no, it would be next week. Next week we're going to talk about the... - I don't know how we're going to throw these things down. - I have no idea. I'm pretty sure that's how I'm going to do it though. Where we talked about sports next week. - Just stay tuned for sports. - Yeah. That one was weird. We don't usually do that. We were talking about who the goat is and stuff like that, and how do you decide that? I think our consensus was you can't really decide who's the greatest, but you can decide who's not. It's so much easier to argue against a person like this. - So if you can argue who's not all day and find out who the greatest is by then? - True, I guess. Yeah. Process of elimination. - Fair. - I think everybody, like I said, everybody has their own goat, but the goat is by the era. I think the era is what is, because there's different goats in every era. Kareem is his own goat, Mike is his own goat, and LeBron is his own goat. There's no goats. They don't have... - Poseidon. - Like you can't say Mike is a goat over LeBron and LeBron is a goat over Mike, and that's just how... You can't do that. The eras are different. The rules are different. - It's totally different. - It's sports different now. - Right. - Yeah, that's fair. You know, one of the other sports that I keep a little bit up with listening to podcasts and stuff is MMA and UFC, and that one is... - Joe Rogan. - Joe Rogan. - Literally, yes. And like... - Oh, that's just kidding. - Yeah. - But like the way it's described is because it's a combat sport because of all these things, you have a prime that's only about five or six years, that you're absolutely bad. - Like a silver when you fought Wyman. - Yeah. - Wyman checked that kick. Silver's body. There was another you could do his body game out. Right. And that guy was, Anderson Silver was one of the best in his prime, so it's like you can't look at the whole career sometimes because then you get like these guys who, you know... - And they're like, "Look at GSB." GSB dominated for like decades. - And then... - It's gonna be a fun moment where Jose talks and has nothing. - I don't know anything about these sports. I'm sorry. - Oh my gosh. - Oh, even what's the guy who just is falling off now? - I'm Australian. - I'm Australian. I don't know. - Yes, but no. - Oh gosh. - Oh gosh. - He's on his way. I don't know. - I don't know. - Oh, he's about to get demolished by Mike. - Australian, but he doesn't. He looks Russian. I don't know. He got knocked, head kicked, knocked out by Islam. - Kabib? - No. - No. - Oh come on. Alexander... - It's a great... - Perd... - I don't remember. - Anyhow... - What class? - I have no idea. - Yeah. - That's right. I don't know much. I know it's one of those in the middle. - Yeah, I know how to pronounce the Russian names now, but I don't know who they are. - You're better than me because I'm like, "Yeah, that one." - Kabib? - Kabib? - I see this last day. I was like... - Aww. - Yeah. - Say that for me. - It's interesting because of all the, you know, you see the whole career and you're like, "Oh, that car wasn't very good." - Yeah. - But then, you know, they're obviously in their prime. They were totally different. - Right. - And they had different opponents to fight and everything, whereas NBA is a lot different than that feeling because it's just a wider spread. - Plus, it's also different positions. - Yeah. - Now you're comparing, like, I'm not too much in the basketball, but you got different positions and you're comparing, like, a shooter to, like, you know, somebody who does rebalance. - It's like anybody who you consider the greatest of all time when it comes to football usually tends to go quarterback because they take much of the glory. - Right, yeah. - But there's plenty of people. I was the point I made. - Many months. - The point I made is that, you know, when it comes to... - Oh, they'll back them. - Yeah. There's a lot of names. - I don't think it was good. - But it's just like when you think of it, like, so many people have a list for NBA and then you get to NFL and there's just no list. You know, people don't think about it on a list for government because, like, there's so many options, but also, like, you just think Tom Brady, usually. - And everybody has, like I say, there's a different position and, like, immediately your mind goes to, "Oh, yeah, who's the best at this position?" - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's where, you know, I was listening to a podcast and this guy would kind of get mad when somebody said Tom Brady was the greatest of all time because it's, like, a huge... - Right. - If he doesn't have a good defense, he's nobody, you know? And so there's... - Oh, good. A defense without a good offense, I mean... - Yeah. - Yeah. - I mean, both of those are... But every time Brady won the championships, he had one of the best-rated defenses in the league. - Right. - And that's what gave him his success. And also, he was very smart and very, you know... - And he came to Buccaneers and gave him two championships. - Whoo! - Literally. - It was a good time for me. I just started, like, looking at what football was and I was like, "I just find the best white guy and just go for that guy." - That guy's the best. - I like that team, you know? - He's the perfect guy. - I say that not even me doing it intentionally, I've just realized that about myself. I'm like, "Lucas. Luca's a beast." - Luca's a beast. - Underrated. - For... - Okay, I'm crazy. - Honestly, look at Luca and then look at LeBron, right? - Right. - Look at the physicality of the team. - Yeah, true. - Completely different body structures. - Yeah, I'm a twig. - Yeah. - Luca's putting up numbers. - Yeah. - He's crazy. - And it's one of those examples where you can do all you want, but if you don't have the team behind you, sometimes it's hard, 'cause, you know, he puts up crazy numbers. - And you're on the team. - But he's hitting something. His highlight reels are just something to behold. - Just amazing. - Right. - That's where the good question we were talking about is, like, the success. Like, you can be the best skilled, but if you don't have success, are you really the greatest of all time? - You didn't have that huge name behind you, and, like, I'm sure there's plenty of people who are just unknown, and maybe they're better than everybody else we've talked about. - M.J. and Scotty Pippen. - Sure. - Yeah. - So people would say there that MJ was only the best because Scotty Pippen. - Right. - And then they can't say that he is the best because Scotty Pippen needed to be there. Whereas, LeBron James went to a random team and made a team better. - I guess. - Yeah. - From the heats to the Celtics to now the Lakers. - Yeah. - Yeah, the Cavs. - Yeah. - I just don't like him personally, but that's just saying, you know, that's a political thing. I just feel like he's... - Ah, it's political. - Well, just, I feel like, well, it's anybody modern these days talking about it. - I don't think sports figures should be in the politics. I think they should just, like, shut up and do it all. - Yeah. Like, well, yeah, agree. - That's a political thing. - Yeah, for sure. It's like, when people ask me, like... - That was a... - That was Trump to LeBron. - Be quiet. - Be quiet. - Quiet. - Don't do that. - Yeah. - Just take the ball and play and run. - You voted for Joe Biden, you shouldn't be playing. - Stop playing now. - Oh, yeah. - No, but like, when people ask me, like, between the choose between Messi, Lionel Messi, or Cristiano Ronaldo. - This guy's a soccer guy. - Yeah, I'm a soccer guy. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm a soccer weirdo. And like, they always ask, who do you think is the greatest between the two? I have a bias. Whole heart bias. Messy. Why? Because Messi trained under Ronaldinho. Ronaldinho trained underneath Ronaldo. - Okay. - And Ronaldo trained under, under a payload. - See, I thought they were all the same person. - Right. - See? Or they all come from Brazil. - Yeah, sure. - Back. - Some of Messi, Messi was like, "Hey, I'm going to go from Argentina to Brazil." - Well, Daniel Ronaldo, Messi, they all sound the same. - Mm-hmm, that's true. - But, yeah. - We were just talking about that in the episode. That's going to probably come out after. - Yeah. - We couldn't figure out about the soccer one. - Who's the most famous, most famous person right now? And I was like, it's probably, it's probably Ronaldo. And I said, "Ann Messi." And they tried to critique me on it. And I was like, "The truth is, if you know one of them, you know the other." - You know the other, right. - So it's like, they're kind of a combo because they have to be the most famous by that. You don't know one and not go, "Oh, but this guy." You know, usually. - Well, I was always running for every year when they were, when they were competitive. - Yeah. - They were running for like, so in soccer, the MVP of the league is called the Balloon Dior. - Okay. - And so it was always running for them to, between them to who's going to win the Balloon Dior this year? Is it going to be Messi? - Yeah, right. - Or is it going to be Ronaldo? Yeah. - Wow. - But it's been a couple of upsets lately. I think, I think of the French kid. - Don't ask me. - Oh, gosh. - One punch daily on, let's finish. - It's going to hit me later on, like, and we could be talking about something completely random. - Yeah. - I remember his name. - Hot to talk. - Yeah. - But, yeah. No, he won it. And I was like, "Oh, you kill. Look at the youth." - Yeah. That's true. We have, you know, these days you have to watch people get replaced by younger. - Embapé. - In the generation. - Oh, that's, I don't know. - That's, that's the kids. - Oh. - No, that's the French, no. That's the French poppet. - Poppet. - Embapé. - Poppet. - Boppi. - Poppi. - Poppi. - Poppet. - Hey, here's a question. Does Boppet have regional accents? I've never thought about this. - I've never thought about this. - I've never thought about this. Yeah. Do they say it in different languages? Or is it just only sold in America? I'm sure it's not. It's made in China. - In Spanish? - Yeah. - Blue would be in Spanish. - I don't know. - Boppet? - I was just about to say it. - Yeah. Ask an expert just failed. - I think Boppet would be like, "What?" - No. - Wow. - Boppet is the name of the game. Everything else. - We both look at you. This man, she goes, "I don't know." We're just like, "Well, we won." - I said Boppet is. - Yeah. We'll never know then. - Boppet is. - Let's go. Let's dial a lifeline right quick. - Yeah. - Right. - It's Monopoly. - It's Monopoly in Puerto Rico. - Yeah. - The Puerto Rico. - Yeah. - It's Monopoly. - It's Monopoly. - It's not different. - It's not different. - Yeah. You have to build the roof. - Who's that? - I'm Monopoly. - They're going to have (speaking in foreign language) - It's in a boardwalk. - It's true. - Yeah. - No, Mexican Monopoly. You start outside the board and have to get in the board. - No. - Oh, wow. - I don't think I, I didn't come up with that. - Wow. - That was so great. - That wasn't my original idea. - That was great. - Oh, my words. - Yeah. That's fine. - And then go to jail with Border Patrol. - Let's go. - I think no joke games, have you ever seen games and it has a logo that just has ice on it? That's the thing, right? - What? - The hammer. There's like a hammer. - Oh, the penguin game. - Yeah. No, no. There was like, what's that game? - I've always had that like little wrench thingy and I thought it said ice on it. Hold on. I'm going to let this out. - Oh, you're talking about the international customs. - Yes, but no, I think. - Well, no. - I don't know. - Is it international customs enforcement or is it, is it immigration customs enforcement? - Yeah, ice games, ice games, just a literal like. - Yeah, yeah. It was a brand. - Yeah. - Yeah. - So like that's where, like that's, that's who made Mexican Monopoly. - I remember I seen a Polk County Monopoly one time in Walmart. - Ooh. - All right. Bartos Monopoly. - Really? - Yeah, dude. And Puerto Rico Monopoly, yeah. - Oh, wow. - Puerto Rico Monopoly. - I do. I literally, if you want me to show you, I'll bring it in and we can prove it to the podcast. - Yeah. - That would be sick. - It says Bartos Monopoly, which is Bartos where I live. - Yeah. - And then Puerto Rico Monopoly, where are my families from? Puerto Rico. - Wow. - And this, and what else do I have? I don't know. - Where can we not make Monopoly? Where does that come from? - I don't think every, but every city of Monopoly. - Shirack. - Huh? - Shirack. - Shirack? Where's that? - Chicago. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - That would be bad. - Yeah. - Yeah. - 'Cause like half of them are just you die. You get shot. - Oh. - We just be like, oh. - Yeah. You've died. Do not pass, go, do not cut it. - Hey, just my block. - Yeah, right. Yeah. - You are on Oblok. Paying them now. Or lose the game. - But a chance card. - You get approached by a group of young black men. What do you do? - It's like she's your adventure. - I'm taking my chance. - Do you try to run? - Or do you rush? - Yeah, right. Yeah. - You get Detroit Monopoly. - All right. - And you got a Blickie on it. - That'd be crazy. Yeah. - Oh, man. - It's like, there used to be different games, like, Monopoly is really playing into that. But like, every game should have a different culture, like, and switch around. 'Cause a lot of them are like, like... - So like we have space. - Yeah. - The Puerto Rican Monopoly. - The Puerto Rican Monopoly has... - That's true. That's true. - It literally has like, I broke them, Abituela's in there, they have a whole gondules on there, they have different things, like, different foods, different cultural things on the board. - Yeah, right. - So it is cultural on the Monopoly. - What does a Bartim Monopoly look like? - It has... - I'm really changed on that. - It has... - Mary Holland Park. - It has Mary Holland Park. - Oh, wow. - It has... - Everything that's... - The parts of high school? - It has... I don't know about the Martin High School. But it has... - Is that Mr. Echman? How dare they? - Oh my goodness. - That would be sick. That would be actually sick. - Listen. - I think it has yellow jackets though. - I think it does have yellow jackets. - Oh, yeah. - If it does, I'll be surprised. - Yeah. - Does that have frogs? - I think it has pork cottage. - I think it has pork cottage. - Yeah. - I think it has pork cottage. - Yeah, paid the band booster. - I think it has a band feast. - Grady Judd on it. - I think it does. - It has to. - I think it does. - I think it does. - I honestly do think it does. - Oh, I like... - I think it... - You said it correctly. - I did? - Yeah. - I feel like I'm going crazy. - I was just so excited about Grady. - I don't know. - Have you ever met Grady? - Yes, I've met him one time. - You all are large enough for it, right? - Yeah. - I've met him one time. - I hope I don't. - I'm always wanting to meet Grady Judd. - By the way. - I want to shake his hand. - By the way, I'm trying to get John to get him on the podcast. - Grady Judd? - Yeah. - If you do, let me know. - Grady Judd. - John? - Yeah. - How does John have a connection with Grady Judd? - Because he's our marketer. - Oh, yeah. - He's our marketer. - He's our marketer. - He's got... So if you don't know, he's the one that's getting all of our guests on the show. He didn't get Kalil. - That's the one. - So he missed one. - And he didn't get the next guest. Stay tuned for that one. But yeah, he didn't get those two. - Grady Judd, if you see this, I really want to shake your hand. - We're going to try to get him on there. I promise you, I really do want to get him on here just because there's a lot of topics to talk about. And I don't want to get political or anything. I just want to... - Yeah. - 'Cause he's a man of faith. He really is. - Right, yeah. - And he really does. - How do you operate... - He runs his thing, like, my faith-based. - Sure. That is an interesting conversation. How do you operate something that, in a lot of cases, is very much, you know, preventative towards crime. - He is kind of Old Testament, though. - Yeah. - That's what I'm saying. - iPhone I, tooth for tooth. - Right. - That is true. - If you come into the house, it's like how do you operate your, you know, with faith and still go through that? And not in a harsh manner. We don't want to be, you know, coming down. We're just interested. - Yeah. - It's interesting for us. - So maybe let's talk a little around that his name came up on the podcast, Grady Judd. And maybe I should share this to the Polk County, Grady, Polk County Facebook. - Yeah, yeah. - And then say, "Hey, Grady Judd, we want to have you on the podcast." - I will be there. - And maybe I like a clip of this. Hey, hey, Sheriff Grady Judd, we want to have you on the podcast. Come and join us for a little talk. Maybe even get you your own coffee mug for your morning briefings. - We want you to do coffee mugs. - By the bros? - Yeah. - You know what, Bill? Let's make a coffee mug. - We will. - The bros podcast. 'Cause he always, every morning. - I've tried to get those, dude. I've tried to get those. - All of his po-cunics. - Yeah. - I've never got one. - You can get one. Get one. - I was like two o'clock in the afternoon and I was like, no, they picked up for hours. - You can't even get the Grady's, the Sheriff on the, what's the Sheriff on the shelf? - Get ready for the Christmas ornament drop. They did it last year or so. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - We need to get the coffee mug with the bros on it, so we can maybe entice them to come get them. - Yeah. - Yeah. - We don't want to be on the record saying we're going to bribe a police officer. - It's not a bribe. - I didn't say money. - I don't know though. - It's very broad language. - Okay. - Okay. - Encourage. - Encourage. - They're going to come onto the podcast. - No, we're good. - So that maybe we can get a little conversation with him. - We know he'd made it then, 'cause then we'd get, then we'd get national news. He does get national news all the time. - Oh yeah, all the time. - It's great. - When I'm at work, my customers, I tell them I'm in Florida, they're like, "Oh, you have that sheriff." I'm like, "Yeah, how did you know?" - Chad Conister. - Great sheriff. - Right, exactly. I was like, "Yes, I have Grady Judd. Yeah, he's awesome. We wish you'll be our sheriff's." - A lot of people say that same thing. - A lot of people say that same thing. - Well, too bad. He's our sheriff. I like that. - Come move here if you want him, right? - Right. - That's true. - Yeah. - Dude, he runs his, like, my cousin lives in Massachusetts, and he'll talk about it. He'll talk to me and say, "Dude, we need a sheriff like that up in Arkansas." - Seriously. - Where we're at. I mean, I don't know how they've run. I don't know if they have sheriffs up there. They have state police. I don't know about sheriffs. - Usually, that's a good question, but I feel like usually if it's county-based, then they have a sheriff. If it's like, they have a county police. - I'll tell you what, I've only ever noticed sheriffs when I moved down south. When I was in Connecticut, New York, never seen a sheriff car, did you see state police? - Yes. - Depends on the size of the state, and I've mentioned this also. - Like, New York state police versus New York city police? - Different. - Florida highway patrol doesn't really, you don't see those often, 'cause it's usually, especially in Oregon. - And sheriffs are usually known for being in the south. Like, what's that one movie with the Dodge Charger, the orange one? - The movie with the Dodge Charger, Fast and Furious. - I don't even know. The orange one with the Rebel flag on it? - Oh, dude. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - I forgot what my point was. - They have sheriffs in the south. - Yeah, the whole sheriff thing, yeah. That's where I noticed them from. And when I come down here, you see sheriff cars. - Yeah, that's true. - Not the same old Fox body Mustang ones, but... - Yeah, it's still pretty nice. - Yeah. - What do you think the new police cars are gonna be, or the new Tesla car? - Uh, Tesla. - So, I'm thinking they're gonna be Ford Mustang Monkeys. - Yeah, you should start doing lambos for some of these guys. - Oh, wow. - You know what I mean? You got, like, the 180 miles. Yeah, you got the 200 plus chases in the poor guy. - Oh, yeah. - There's the charger. - Oh, that reminds me. Do you guys know about the ghost car? - The ghost car? - The ghost car. - Who you gonna call? - Ghost car. - Busters. (laughing) - So, I was just looking this up the other day, and I said... - Oh, you're talking about the blacked-out Dodge Charger? - Yeah. - Yeah. - So, and it's not just the blacked-out Dodge Charger, it's a white one. Like, so, the ghost car is the Dodge Charger. It's the ghost car. Dodge Charger and Dodge Challenger, both, because they make them so high in horsepower. The base model Dodge Chargers are 330, 340 horsepower, 330. But every Dodge Charger looks almost identical to the previous one. So the SRT, the Scat Pack, the Evil Eye, or not Evil Eye, what's it called? The Hellcat. Both of them, all these Red Eye, all these Dodge Chargers look the same. So they basically debadged them, take the stickers off of them, and you can literally blend in with a regular GT. - Wow. - Yeah. - So, these ghost cars are literally running with no tags. They're running with blacked-out tint, which you can't see the driver, and basically loud exhaust. So, whenever you drive, whenever the cops are trying to get onto them, they run, they're running, and they have blackouts. So while they're running, when they hit the brakes, they hit the blackout, the brake lights don't turn on. - Yeah, I got you, yeah. - And they can't be seen. So, but whenever they get out of sight, they literally can slow down and blend in the traffic, and they can-- - Right, right, right. - Because there's so many different Dodge Chargers, they won't know. - That's crazy. - And it's literally the ghost car, because a white Dodge Charger that they were chasing, that looks and sounds just like that, could be just a regular mopar enthusiast that built their car the same way, and they won't ever know. It's so crazy. - That was-- - No, no, no. I've seen all you two. I was fine with it for a while. - That was my UFC. - In the black Corvette. - You know what I mean? - Yeah. - That was my UFC. I was just like-- - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's like, yeah. - Yeah. - Hospital, yeah. - Right. - You know? - We have plenty of ghost cars down there, yeah. - I've seen them before. - Yeah. - You need the loud one or the loud one. - The rumbly one. - Oh, my gosh. There's so many, there's so many-- - I could do that with fighter jets. - The rumbl on the rumbl. - Oh, yeah, dude. - And I'll just sit here, like-- - Wow, yeah. - Boom. - We went to the air show, and I don't think I stopped talking about it, because it's just like, that's where I-- - Yeah, but see, I continually talked about that, and I was just like, what is that? What can they do? - Yeah, right. - That's awesome. - Yeah. - Hey, Bill, show me what that is. - But see, that's like your happy spot, though. - Yeah, yeah. - But I don't know anything about it, but he does, and him talking about it, is like, what's dopamine? Is it dopamine? - Yeah, it's dopamine. - Yeah, your happiness, your dopamine high, whatever. You get that whenever you're talking about something awesome. - It's so awesome. Yeah, the whole thing, I love air shows, and it happens to be that we have like the second largest in the US here, you know? - And it's getting bigger. - Like the fireworks. - Like the fireworks. - All of the stuff that they're doing is crazy. They had the drones, all of that was insane. - Oh, that was crazy. Were you there? Oh my goodness. You should have been there. Like the drones made me feel like I was in a different world. - Yeah, they have these drones with each individual little lights, and so they're all programmed to move in certain ways and make different images. And then they just let out fireworks right below them, and I can't believe they weren't blown to bits. - Yeah, that's awesome. - They were above them, weren't they? - They were above the fireworks. But like, they just went through it. - It always looks closer than it is, but yeah, it was crazy. - Right, I know there was, I think it was last year, so my nerd is about to show, but - Here we go. - There was a Pokemon display over in Japan, and I think it was for Pokemon Go or something I forget. But they had a drone show, so it's like, you'll see, they made a formation of a Pokeball, then a Pikachu, yeah, I was like, okay, that's pretty cool. How do they do that? - The drones not hear each other. - Yeah, like a lot of computer programs, John and me, and this is cool. I want to get a bunch of people and go to Santa Fund next year, because everybody keeps saying, oh, we should do this, we should do that, and I was like, yeah, just everybody show up and we have a good time, because it's so much fun, and it's like an all day thing, you just have to go. - Well, I find it amazing, it's been going for years, because I remember, yeah, it's on 30 years, they just had a 30 if you're, or no, it's 50. - Yeah, I was just about 50. - 'Cause my parents, they said, they remember when they were you, Santa Fund. - Yeah, it's going, it's crazy. - Yeah, I don't think, it was getting up there, man. Big crowds and all that kind of stuff, I think the Blue Angels and the Thunderbirds are literally one after another, every year, every year. - Yeah, they switch out. - Yeah, I think that's what draws everybody then. - It is, yeah, you got to switch up, sometimes they do two or three years in a row, and then they switch to the other, and you'd be like, oh, I forgot all about that. - And I see a couple of hair shows where they were, both at the air show together. - That's cool. - They did this one where they fly up, and I forget what formation it is, but it's a big old triangle. - Delta? - Yeah, just a triangle. - Delta, yeah. - They fly up in the Delta formation, and they go and they just fly together, and then they're like four different airplanes that are literally crossing each other's paths. And moments notice, you don't even know it, and then scare the mess out of you, and that's happening. - Right. - You're watching it, it's so pretty, it's so amazing, and, yeah, the thing is, we watched the Thunderbirds last year, and as somebody who's been there a lot, I know the entire Blue Angels show, front to back, and can tell you the next move, and all this, and I know when they have the jump scares. Thunderbirds changed their routine over the pandemic, so then I was like, I don't remember any of this. And then I was like, oh, come to find out, they changed everything up. And this last one, I've never, I mean, it was just like, it's like some horror movies have like one or two jump scares, but it's like all built up. There's was like every other second, you like a body would pop out of us, they'd just scare you all the time. Every single moment they get you, just like another one's coming, it's gotta be, it's good. - Wow. - It's one of the craziest things about, so the Blue Angels, here, my nerd is showing, the Blue Angels fly F-18s, right? They have two engines in the airplane. F-16s are what the Thunderbirds fly, and surprisingly, the F-16s are louder than the Blue Angels, just it puts out way more horsepower, even though there's two engines, but that engine, it can, you know, accelerate vertically in a climb, it's one of the most insane, but it rumbles everything, it's so loud. And so I remember thinking one of them was loud, and you've got six. Just flying over you, there was one where like the diamonds, so four at a time flew right over your head, full afterburner, and that's the only time I've actually had my ears hurt. - Wow. - And I've been doing this a while, just like, you know, it's fine. And they were right over my head, and they actually hurt for a little bit. It was crazy. - Yeah. - Which I'm probably going to have ear damage. - Yeah, I was thinking that. - But yeah, it was, it's so much fun. - It's a bye-bye right here. - Yeah, and it's both, the craziest part of it is like, it's not even the noise, it's the power. - Right. - It's like, you feel a rumble there that's just, it's something that you can't see on a screen. - Yeah. - I remember I got, I think it was when I was discovering I had sleep apnea. We talked about it because we both have sleep apnea. - Yeah, but not, not how's it yet? Maybe. - I might have it. I don't know. - He probably does. - I know, now that I have it, I tell everybody, you can have a sleep apnea to sleep apnea. - If you can prescribe me, please, please let me have one. - Please donate to this. - I want to find out what it feels like to sleep with ear, brushing into your face. - Yeah, but when I found that out, I, it was like, during sun and fun, I, oh, hey, guys, you don't want to, you don't want to sit with me? - Yeah, okay. - He's not a member yet. - Yeah. - This is crazy. - He's laughing. - He's laughing. - It really is. But yeah, when I found out I had, I was getting a sleep study done for something unrelated to that and I like had a three day EKG that I had to go to like Tampa General for, and it was during sun and fun. So we had like a little projector that, it was when they had the moto mods for the moto Z. - Yeah, I remember. - Which is one of the best things to ever exist. - Don't even start it on that one. - These were so awesome. - Motorola made a bunch of different nice things and they took them away. - And they just, like, genuinely, if I, if it didn't run my battery, I got an app that would do it, but I, all the moto actions where you can like do this, like, all the gaseous. - All the gaseous. - Yeah. - That's something. - I don't know. - Every phone and I, I'm upset that it's not. - I think it's patent issues. - Yeah, right. I imagine. But it was just like, so the moto mod had a projector that you can put on your back of your phone and do it. - I remember that. - When I was in a hospital bed with like an EKG, wires everywhere, and I'm just watching the air show. It's not the same at all. It's totally different, but it was just something that I really enjoyed. I think that's where my love of rock music came from, too, because you just go and like you. - I never heard that one. I, I, I, now I hear it a lot more when I listen. I'm like, oh, there's Metallica. There's this, there's that. And I recognize it now, but like before I would just be listening, like, oh, wow. - But you can hear the song and know what. - I was like, yeah. - This color was a Christian band. I was like, that's the worst song ever. I heard monster. And I was like, oh man, I can't believe this is such a scary song. And now I'm like, God, it's never due. - Right. - That's cool. You know, but it's funny. - Twenty-hour perception changes when you're a kid versus getting older. - I actually, yeah, my, my parents, they, when I was younger, so I always had affinity towards I rock and like metal, specifically metal, and my parents are like, oh, that's devil music. You can't listen to that. - I heard it. - Okay. And like now that I'm older, I'm like, oh yeah. Oh yeah. I can see why they say that, but man, this sounds so good. - That's funny. - And it gives you a certain kind of energy. - Yeah. Exactly. I think that's demonic though. - Cause I, no, I'm just messing, I'm just messing. - Look, I don't know. - He's a minority again. - All right. Well, cause I find myself listening to actually death core a lot now. Um, mainly for, maybe this is going to be how they said back to you. - Yeah, I think this is it. - That's crazy. I haven't, you know, listened to a lot of that personally, but yeah, it's nice. - It was mainly for like the, the percussion of it. I'm like, yeah. Oh my gosh. How are they, you know, this role, this run, how they do it up? Oh my gosh. Like, like, for instance, um, system of a down, um, toxicity. - Yes. - That drum break in that song, nasty. Even though I think that song came out like, what, the 2000s? - Early 2000s. - Yeah, but like even to this day is still a very, very valid drum break. - I'm like, it's crazy. - Yeah. - Music, we, I mean, I love, I, all three of us, I think are huge music fans. Well, I'm a huge music fan of the rest of your normal sized music fans. - Yeah. I'm a normie. - Yeah. - That was a really, really. - A fat joke. Yeah. - A big joke. - I'm huge. Yeah. Anyhow, sorry. Sorry. - Sorry. - Sorry. - Sorry. - Sorry. - Sorry to carry you guys along with that one. - So, it's, it's really funny because, oh, come on, where was it going with this stupid music fan joke, we were on that. No, I had somewhere I was going. - Oh yeah, the, like, now it's really hard, and it's, let's take it with a goat question that we had for like, it's really hard to determine a goat now. - Yeah. - Because you also have to go, but the legacy, does that affect it? And it's like, especially drummers, because that's, you know, guitar plays or whatever. People always hear tricks and, and these different things, but like drummers, I have a list that may not reflect, like, who's actually the best or whatever, but there's definitely like, you know, I don't include a lot of people. I didn't, I didn't listen to it personally, like, you know, Bonham and Led Zeppelin, things like that. - Yeah. - I just didn't listen to it, and I'm sure the guy's great. And I've heard things, I'm like, oh wow, that he's really good. - Yeah. - But it just wasn't that level. But also, he pioneered so many things that you're just like, okay, that's why he's considered. So it's like, it's fun to think about that, that now there's so many things that are just like, oh, that's because of this, that's because of this, even like, you know, never mind by Nirvana, where it's all the disco stuff. And without that disco stuff, we wouldn't have that, you know, same feel. So it's like, where, how does, it's cool to talk about how pioneering things and how do you find something new? Because now everything is, you know, people make it, especially, like you said with the roles and stuff for death, or it's like, computerized drumming is killing the game because it's just like, now you, everybody can do that and it just sounds like it'll be producing. - Yeah, because that's what I do, I can't play drums, but all my music has like, you know, computerized drumming, but it's just like, I work hard to make it, not just be like, and do all that stuff, because it just gets over the top and you can't even think about it. - Love a bunch of blast beats. - And you get the whole producer versus drummer scenario, you're trying to drum the same thing you produced, and it's almost impossible. - I don't want anybody to hear and have to play what I write for drumming, because I've tried to do it. - You need four sticks for that. - Yeah. Some of the stuff, generally, yeah, it's just, there's some stuff that when you think about it, when you're coding it, it's very like meticulous as far as like, okay, this sounds good here, and you just don't think about it. A lot of it is copy and paste, I'm going to be honest. But then when you actually go to play it, there's little things that your brain does that you just don't think about, and it's like really hard to keep a solid four going while you're doing this, and it's like, I can't do the effort. - Yeah, it's just like little things that you don't think about when you're writing drums. That's what makes it so hard to code drums. - I don't think about it either. - Yeah. - A lot of things are just, you know. - Natural? - Inherent. - Oh. - Which is yes, natural. Yeah. - 100%. - Well, that is a certain image you've signed. That's not the answer I think you was talking about. - I think you have. - You do use all of it. - Yeah, you do use all of it. - That's kind of all the other end there. - Oh, they say, they say we use 10%, but you literally use 100%. - Yeah, you don't use 10%. - If they're talking about, okay, okay, I think if they're talking about what you think or... - You're perceived thought. - The thoughts that you have in your head, I think maybe that's 10%, but everything else you use the higher side. - Lutter control. - Because you need to be able to... - Your breathing is part of your brain. You don't think about it. - Involved to it. - Until you do and then it's annoying. - And start breathing where you're going to be like... - Or the fact that you can actually see your nose all the time. You know it. - I just looked at it. - Oh my goodness. - It's like Patrick, when SpongeBob asked him, what are you mad about? I can't see my forehead. I was like, "Whoa, hold on, I can't see my forehead." - If you can, that's worrying. - Oh, the fact that he was mad and he couldn't see it. That's literally us. That's deep. - Under the sea? - Under the sea. - No, I'm saying that's deep because literally every time we come to a thought, like the fact that it's impossible to touch both your elbows in front of you, like you can't literally... - That's all I'm saying is moving, he's going to do it, he's going to try it. - Why did he do it? I was hoping he was doing it. - I thought about it right now. I just understand that I shouldn't try it and I could be wrong, but... - And that's the thing, is you try to do it and the fact that you try to do it makes you feel like upset. - Yeah, because you've failed it. - I did it. I tried to do it. You can't do it. It's physically impossible. - I'm thinking it in my head like, "Wait, this is how good a look. Let me not do this." - I did too. I was like... - But can you touch both your elbows in front of you? - No. - Can you do it? It's impossible to do it. - He's going off-screen. - He did it. - He did it. - Oh, no way. - Yeah. - We got it on camera. That's so good. - That's awesome. - He did it. Wow, that's crazy. - But dude, in fact, I can't do it. I can't put my elbows in front of me. - Yeah, I think it's because I'm fat. - I think it's because I'm fat. See, and now I'm like, "I can't touch my elbows." That's it. - It's okay. - You can, and I can. That's us. I'm Patrick. - It gave me some armor. - It gave me some armor. - Hello? Is this the Questy Krab? - No. - I'm Patrick. - That's literally what we are today. - Oh, God. - We're having fun. - This one's one of the more fun. - This is going to be a banger. - This is going to be true. - You're in a different kind of way. - Do you remember the episode when... - You're a banger? - Oh, wow. - Don't say that. - You said that. - I did it. You said that. - I just guessed. - Oh, man. - Do you know what I thought of the sign? Is that it? - Oh, no. - Yeah, the sign. - Oh, yeah. - Bobbinator. - Yes. - Yeah. - Oh, my goodness, dude. - Are you a millennial, aren't you? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Tie-pot thing that happened with you? - Yeah, though. I didn't do... I didn't do... Actually... No, no, no, no, no, no. I was thinking about when the whole tie-pot trend was popular, I was at, I was at Southeastern at the time. It was like my freshman year. - Oh, yeah. - My freshman year in college. And... - Oh. - Yeah, she landed on you. - Put it randomly? - Yeah, I did. - Oh, no. I... The camera is... Looked at me and saw me. - Dude. - It's fine. I wasn't looking at you, so I had no idea what to do. - I was looking like... - Let's go with this. - And now I made it mad. - It made it mad. - It's been a moment of my face. - No, it's not mad. It flew away. - Anyway. You hold. - Tie-pot thing. - Yeah, so tie-pot thing was popular. And while I was at Southeastern, everybody was like, "Yo, that is stupid. Don't do that." So I remember there's a fountain in the back of the school. It was the Jesus fountain. It was a re-createment of when Jesus was a... - For context, Southeastern is a Christian school. - Yes. - It's a... Southeastern fire. - What was Jesus doing? - Oh, gosh. Crucifixion, walking on water. - Yeah, the feet. - Turning water into wine. Washing the feet. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, the fountain was a recreation of it. And somebody, you know, following the tram, they took tie-pots and threw it in the fountain. - Wow. - So the fountain was bubbly clean for like a good five days. - That's nice. - Really clean the feet. Yeah, but the feet were very clean. - The feet were clean. - That's a short amount of time to just sit there. - I'm glad. - No, it was... Well, that's why I found out. Don't touch that water because it was recycled. - Oh, yeah. - But I'm saying, that's what I'm saying. - Yeah. - How did it stay... How did it only stay for five days? - Oh, they had to cut it off. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, they took the water out. - Yeah, they took the water out. - Okay, I was saying, like, that's how it's literally circulated. - Really glad I wasn't around for the tie-tied, 'cause I would've been one of them. - Mm-hmm. - I would've eaten it, I know. - It's not 'cause the syringe... - It's not 'cause the syringe... - It looks like candy, yeah. - So, I was upset at being called millennial at that time because everybody... Everybody that was a millennial, not everybody, but the people that were doing it were millennials and they say, "Oh, you're a millennial?" I was like, "No, I'm not. Don't call me that. I'm not a millennial. I don't put tie-pots around." You know, I don't want to be a reference as a millennial, but that's like literally... I think all those trends are from millennial trends. - What's funny is, like, I'm a cusper, so I'm like on the cus of, like, being a millennial and Gen Z or, like, a zilennial, and I was hard-pressed telling everybody, like, "No, I'm not a cusper. I am a millennial, okay?" - Oh, wow. - I don't identify with the next generation. - So, that's not what the tie-pie ones you did. - They're all right. I did the cinnamon challenge, that was, yeah. I was telling Jose earlier about it, like, I was in high school, I think it was like my senior year in high school, so my friends, they came up with cinnamon, like, "Hey, let's try it." So, here I am, I'm young and dumb, okay. - Yeah, sure. - Yeah, sure. Let's go for it. Yeah. I got a teaspoon full of, a teaspoon over full of cinnamon. - Yeah, yeah. - I go for it. - I go for it. And let me tell you, I was choking the whole time, like, everything. I'm going to die before I graduate. - It goes everywhere. - No. No, cruel world. - Because it means it's like, it's like, nasal passages immediately. - Every year. - Everything up here. - Yeah. - And you're choking and coughing and everything. - That's cool. - Yeah, I was just like, "Yep, nope, not graduating, this is it." - Another soul lost to cinnamon. - Yeah, cinnamon. - Yeah. Who would have guessed that more deadly than the Tidepot incident would be the cinnamon challenge? - Right. - I'm like, "Oh my gosh." - The cinnamon is edible. - Don't forget, and I don't know if it was the millennial or Gen Z, the challenge that came up after COVID. But the, lick the toilet seat. - Oh my gosh. - You know what? - That was literally a challenge. - Did I hear a challenge? - That's a challenge. - Ten is. - Ten is. - How much do you see on the toilet? - What kind of toilet, jail has metal toilet? - You lick, yeah, you lick a toilet seat, yeah. You don't need, that's funny, that's funny, that's funny, that's funny, that's funny. - Jail has metal toilet seats. - Jail has metal toilet seats. - Don't ask me how I know. - Well, no. - I knew that jail is metal toilet, but I would never bring it up. - It's really what you can get ten is, for us, right? - I don't know, that's a pink eye, salmonella, no, what's the other one, E. Cola. - Yeah, that's the one, that's the one. - E. Cola. - Or COVID. - Or COVID. - Or COVID. - Or COVID. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Cofethi. - Bat toilets. - Yeah. - Yeah, like literally, people are really-- - Is that what, that's what, that's what's in the bat layer, we're back here, we're back toilets. - The what? - The bat. - I said bat layer. - There's bat toilets in the bat layer. Alfred, I'm going to use the bat toilet, don't come in the Easter Bunny on the Easter Bunny. - You all seen that? - No. - You all seen that? - Yeah, the guy who tried a chocolate Easter Bunny and when he bit into it, the next frame was him covered in chocolate in his car, on the Easter Bunny on the Easter Bunny. - You all seen that? Yeah. - I didn't see it, I'm a Gen Z. - Yes. - I'm not a bunny. - Oh gosh. - He's Gen Z. - That's funny. - The fact that you said, I don't know if I'm Gen Z, oh my goodness. - Look, now he's trying to show you some love, he's right behind you. - Oh, he's good, he's good, he's tame, he didn't do it, he didn't come back from me. - He's pretty chill. - He's a not, not turnal, he's trying to find somewhere to sleep. - I think I'm ready to wrap this episode up. - Are you scared really? - Yeah, I don't like-- - Listen, I got scared for a second, but he flew away, so. - He actually made contact with us. - He did, but he was right here next to me. - Yeah, true. - You remember your face? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, he remembers how your face feels. - Right. - Yeah, this thing-- - He's like, you've been marked, I will follow you back to part of it. - Oh yeah, that's it. - Oh yeah, that's it. - Dude, you know what human interaction is when something happens and it makes you think about every single thing that touches you. - Yeah. - Like, where something brushes gives you a hand and you're worried about snakes and the loose end on my jeans touching my leg, you think it's crawling up my leg? - Yeah, 100%. - I know. - That's actually why I don't wear jeans. - Yeah, you never know. - It rubs on you and you just-- - Somebody talks about ants and then all of a sudden your feet feel like they're like-- - Right. - And I'll be like, "No." - Yeah. - You feel sorry? 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Yeah, yeah. - The title, right? - All right. - The Gen Z Bible version. - Yeah, true. - And he's like-- - Millennial. - Sacrifices. - Millennial. - What do you mean? Like, come on now. You say what's going to happen, but we have them. Now you want me to get rid of them? - Yeah. - Yep. - Yep. Go ahead here. Take the knife. Go ahead. Abraham. Well, hey, you know what? I'm a man of my word, and-- - Yeah. - All right. I'll do it. You want me to? Hopefully we get another one. And his angel, oh, stop. Hold on there, buddy. Oh, okay. Ooh, man. He was going to do it. He's going to do it. Yeah. Okay. You don't have to do it, man. We're just testing. So you pass. Good job. - Good job. - Let me say I'm going to give my own characterization to what happened there because that is the most awkward story in history. - Yes. - Because-- - I'm only talking about Abraham. Abraham's like going through, like, a picture like in a movie. They're riding along. And the skyline is just filled with giant images of him and Isaac's life together, of him growing up, and like-- - Oh, man. - And it's like all the story. And every time it like really starts getting good, then Isaac just breaks in with a question. He's like, "We have the wood and the fire, but where's the sacrifice?" And he's like, "Look at all." He's like, "The Lord will provide a sacrifice." He looks at him for a long time. Like up and down. Like, "The Lord will provide a sacrifice." And then he just keeps riding. And then, like, not even sacrifice, whatever, because there was a confusing, very confusing moment for Isaac where he had to come to the realization that he was the sacrifice. - Mm-hmm. - He's like, "Dad, what do you do with that rope?" And he starts tying him up. And he's like, "This is strange." - He's like, "We're playing a little game, son." - "Son, lay down." He's like, "Weird." So then after he gets saved with the ram, Isaac has many questions, but never says he asked any. And then he has to ride back with that. That's such an awkward ride. So what was that? What was any of that? Why did that happen? Why did you tie me up? And then not kill me. That was weird. I just think how awkward that would have been to have to answer all of the... - The ride back home. - Yeah. - God just said, "Sike, that's the wrong number." You know, it's just... - "Sike, that's the wrong number." - Yeah, that's such a funny story 'cause it's like, you know, also Abraham was like not even worried about it, I don't think. - Yeah, I think he was just more so like... - 'Cause like, you know, all the promises that God had made beforehand, he was like, "Well, okay, either, you know, either you're going to give me the, you know, entire, all the stars in the sky are my children or not." So you probably will, you know, he's going to live. - Yeah. - He thought he would raise him back up again, which would have been way cooler than just having... - That had been pretty dope. - Yeah, I bet I think he was disappointed he missed out. - There was like only a couple of times that people were raised from the dead. I think he was like, "Oh, I wish I could've missed that." - Can you imagine Abraham be like, "Wait, let's take about this." We actually sacrificed him. Hear me out, hear me out. You could raise him again. - Yeah. - It's fun. - Isaac, that'd be pretty awesome, right? Is it? - It's dead, yeah. - You know? - Can I... - He has a point. - I just said, "Yo, can I read the Gen Z version of your story?" - Let's do it. - Oh my gosh, you looked it up. - I did go. I had a Gen Z version. - Go for it. - Well, I'm gonna read the Gen Z version of the Bible. So Genesis chapter two in verse one through 19. So after all that happened, God decided to test Abraham. He called out to him and said, "Abraham." And Abraham replied, "Yo, what's up? I'm here." And God said, "Yo, listen up. Take your son Isaac, the one you're tight with, and head to Moriah. I want you to offer him as a burnt offering. On one of the mountains, I'll reveal to you later on." - Wait, why is he a burnt offering? - Because he killed him in a set of on fire. - As a burnt offering, yeah. On one of the mountains, I'll reveal to you later on. Don't like Abraham woke up so per early. Got his body. - That's super early. - Yeah. He never needs that detail. - Just two of his homies. - Wow. - His son Isaac. - His servants, by the way, are just the real ones. Those are his servants, not really homies. - Just two of his homies, his son Isaac, and chopped up some wood for the offering. Then they all headed to the spot that God had told him about. And then on the third day, Abraham looked up and saw the place in the distance. Abraham told his squad, "Yo, hold up with the ride. Me and my homie are going to go over there and do our worship thing." - This is horrible. - But we'll be back with y'all. - This is horrible. - I'll holler at you later. - No, no, no, no. - How about that? - This is, by the way, this is the Bible. If the original Bible was acted by Chris Rock and Kevin Hart, you're like Martin Short and all those people. - Martin Lawrence, sorry. - Morgan Freeman, he'll be. - Yo. - Yo. - So Abraham grabbed the wood for the burn offering and put it on Isaac, his son. He also took the fire and a knife in his hand, and they both headed out together. Isaac talked to his dad, Abraham, and said, "Hey, dad." And Abraham replied, "Yes, my son." Isaac then asked, "I see the fire and the wood, but where's the land for the offering?" And Abraham was like, "Hey, son, God's got this covered. He's gonna hook us up with a lamp for our sacrifice." And just like that, they headed out together on their mission. So they arrived at the spot that God directed them to. Abraham set up a sacred space, built an altar, neatly arranged the wood and carefully tied up his son Isaac. And he then placed Isaac on water on top of the wood. - Wow. - No, in my mind, Kevin Hart is playing Isaac. I think it's a non-stream, yeah. I think it's a non-stream, like non-stream talk is flowing the whole time until he starts tying him up. He's like, "I'm not ready." - He's like, "Yo, what are you doing? Let's go." I'm like, "Oh, okay, hold on." - So, dad, we have to sacrifice here. I don't even know. I don't see any lamb. I don't see anything around. And by the way, when you're so old, I don't understand. You have me at 90. You see, you have me at 90. I can't believe that 'cause I cannot run you backwards and sideways. He's one of the problem is, and what are you doing? What the rope? Why are you picking up that rope? - I'm not a lamb. I'm not a lamb. - We got to do the sacrifice before noon 'cause I'm getting kind of hungry. - So, Abraham reached out his hand and grabbed the knife, ready to end his son's life. Then this angel from the Lord hit up Abraham and was like, "Yo, Abraham, Abraham." And Abraham was like, "Yeah, what's good? "Here I am." - He's a knife wrestler. - Oh, yeah, what's good. - What's up? - I'm almost done here. - Listen to the man. Listen to the man right now. Listen to him. - And God was like, "Yo, don't touch the kid. "Seriously, don't do anything to him." - What did he say? "Where you hear him? "You hear him." - It's all good, fam. - There we go. I'll wait for it. - It's all good, fam. I can see that you're all about responding, or you're all about respecting me because you didn't hold back from giving up your one and only son. - Abraham bent. - Abraham looked up and saw a ram with his horns caught in the thicket behind him. He went over, took the ram, and offered it as a burn offering instead of his son. - Wow. - Abraham named the place Jehovah Jaira, which basically means, which basically means, the Lord will see or provide, as people still say nowadays. Wait, the Gen Z say nowadays? - As people still say nowadays. - They don't change it enough, I think. - No, thank you. - Nowadays, he'll show up when we need him on his mountain. - All right, well. - I didn't go to 19, but I could go to 19. - No, don't. - It's fine. - It's way too much. - It's just fun. I like my own version better. - I like the black version. - What's that? - What's that? - What I just did? Kevin Martin. Morgan Freeman is Abraham, and Kevin Hart is Isaac. - Who's the angel? Who plays the angel? - That's cute. - He probably should Morgan Freeman. Yeah, he should probably play the angel. - Yeah. - Chris Rock is like his dad, I guess. - I actually asked you like, "Hey, yo, hold on. Hold on. Pump the brakes. Pump the brakes." - I wonder if I could do Morgan Freeman has to do that. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Abraham, Abraham. Please don't sacrifice just some. I can't do it. I don't have a deep enough voice anymore. - You just did it. - No, that wasn't good. - It was good. - It was getting there. - I have to get into it for sure. That's your shit. - I get it. Maybe I do some lines from Dark Knight. Mr. Wayne, I don't know if you want me to do what you want me to do, but you better. You better take this away. I don't need this kind of power. So yeah. - Yeah. - Abraham, you don't have to sacrifice just some. I see that you trust me. I see that it's turning into Trump. I heard it. I hear that. I see that you trust me. You trust me so much. You trust me. - It's true. - And that's why I'm promoting you. So I'm going to make you Secretary of Defense. That's what we want to do. - You pulled up the knife. A very big knife. I didn't actually get that big of a knife. I didn't even, I had that big of a knife. This is the thing is I could go through and make every story with Trump in it. It would be great. - Cool. - It would be so cool. - Wow. - You know, it was like he fits. That's why he said it's one of the greatest people to ever live in this century. - Can you imagine if Disney did their own iteration of it? - Of course. - Of Isaac. - Of Isaac. - Abraham and Isaac. - Yeah. - Have they? - The ram wouldn't die. That's what you do. The ram is Bambi's mom. - I don't want, I don't, I'm going to honestly say I don't want Disney to make their own rendition of it. - Oh yeah. - I wouldn't want them to. - Do you imagine Mickey? - Oh boy. - They did. - What? - They did. They did Buzz Light. You're so wrong. - Oh gosh. - I haven't seen it. I've heard about it. - Gosh. - They're so wrong. I wouldn't want to do, they would do that one though. - Sesame Street. - Yeah. - Big Bird. Oh we're going to do the sacrifice. - How much does it want to be sacrificed? - No. - Where's the ram for the sacrifice? There's no ram. I don't want to ram. - It gets better as I do it. - Wow. - Just got away. I was like, wow. - How much money do you have in your face? - I hated seeing them get woke. I mean they kind of, you know, it's just like some of the stuff they pull. You're like, ah you don't have to do that. I get it, but it's hilarious. - Yeah. - How much is it? I have a gender. How much whatever you have now I'm going to be. - It's really sad. - I'm like, come on. I'm having to buy ABCs. - How much voice do you have to draft? - Don't direct your love. - One. - How much do I have here, I believe. How much does it grow up? - Now that I think about it, that makes so much sense. - I'm also happy. - He's like, yeah, that makes sense now. They've always been like, yo, yo. - Oh my goodness. - He said elbows off you, bro. - How about turn the back scene and now I can't think? I want to never get you to give a voice. - I am dead. - Why does I want to not know anything about the basic English? - The fact that elbow refers to himself and what the first-- - It's a big sign. I think Gronk does that too, to be honest. I've never confirmed it, but I think Rob Ginkowski also does that in his free time. - Really? - Yeah, he just looks like the type of guy he always says, you know, he Gronk. - Gronk doesn't-- - Gronk bucks. - Yeah, he's very caveman. - I'm Gronk. Gronk is paid. Gronk retired now. - Yeah, he's very drunk. - Gronk. Oh, yeah, he likes you. - Okay. - Hey, did he sting you or not? - Did he sting me? - Yeah. - If he did, I didn't feel it. - So no. - I think it's much-- - He just-- you just watched the life-- - Wait a minute, hold on. - Just smushed it. And you said something about wasp letting off a pheromone or something? - Yeah, there's no other wasp. I killed all the other wasp in here. - Okay, okay. - The window breaks comes about-- - This one doesn't-- - The lights go out. - No, this one doesn't have a scent that it can send out. And other hornets or other wasps can just break in here and find out. And have a gang of wasps just fly around and beat us up. - And this is the making of a horror movie. - Oh, yes. Jordan Pugh. - And then-- - Surviving wasps. - Okay, so-- - The swarm. - Yeah. - So, we're going to have a whole Overwatch Nemo and see those fish become this big old-- - Oh, yeah, the shapes. - The shapes, yeah. - Yeah, they're going to pick up the wasp. That's going to-- - Yeah, see, now I'm getting paranoid. (laughter) - My watch just touched my wrist and I was like, "Oh!" (laughter) - It's swelling. (laughter) - Okay, I did get bit by watched one time on my lip and it swelled up like a balloon. (laughter) I felt like I got shot with the-- - What's that thing? - Never came. - Never came. - No, okay, yeah. - That's great. - I remember when I had to get a-- I think it was-- I had to get one of my teeth taken out. Wait, you're in the back. And when the doctor would take out my tooth because I had to get surgery on it. - Yeah. - Right, that cut into my everything. So, he shot me with a Novocan and he was like, "Hey, we're going to wait until, you know, I'm going to wait until it kicks in because you don't want to feel me drilling into your-- - Oh, please, tell me the story. - Oh, my goodness. - Well-- - That's-- and he was right. That's the worst thing to do. - Well-- - He shot me? (laughter) - He shot me. - The doctor shot, no. He gave me the first shot. We waited for, like, 10 minutes. Nothing. I was like, "Get me another one. Shh. Get it again. Wait another 10 minutes. I still don't feel nothing." I was like, "Come on, doctor. Just make some shots." - You're not supposed to be like that. (laughter) - But, like, so did it. So, it's a kick down. Like, the whole shot of my face. (laughter) The doctor was like, "Oh, good." He went, "I'm afraid of everything." When I got done, he was like, "Okay." It should wear off by the end of the day. - Oh, no. - If it doesn't, that means you lost feeling your face. I was like, "Well, I was like, "Huh?" - I had to do Julie. - "Huh?" - "Huh?" - "Hey! I want to use this off." He's like, "Yeah, if it doesn't wear off in 24 hours, that means..." - It's gone. - Yeah. (laughter) - I went tickle. - I was like, "You signed the waiver." I was like, "Oh, you're right." (laughter) - Yeah, man. - Dude, the same thing happened to me at the dentist's office where they shot me with Novocaine, and they went after a while. They said, "Usually it takes a little bit to kick in." And they waited that while, and then they started getting a drill, and they started drilling my chair. (laughter) After what I'm like shaking in my chair. He's like, "You feel that?" And I'm like, "Yeah." (laughter) "Oh, my goodness." He goes back, and he's like, "He shot me two more times with that?" He goes, "Sststst!" Right? I'm just like, "Okay." He says, "We're gonna wait a bit longer." So then he goes back, and he says, "Alright." Can you feel that? And I'm like, "No. I don't feel anything." He starts drilling, and I can hear the drilling. I think I'm feeling it. - You heard it, Phil. - Yeah, right. - Yeah, I heard it, and I think I'm feeling it. So then I'm just like this, and he goes with another shot. - Oh, my God. - So I'm literally my whole mouth. - No. No. We go, and I'm hungry. I'm hungry at this point. - Baby drill. - I'm hungry, and I want to eat something. So I want to go, I told my mom, or the point of my dad, I told my dad, "Did me go to McDonald's and buy something to eat, 'cause I'm really hungry." And he's like, "I need to eat." So he goes, "Phil, jump ahead of me." So he goes, and he gets, I get a burger and some drink. I get a lot of drink, and I go get this sandwich. I think I bit my lip. I worry about this sandwich. I can't feel it. I can't feel the sandwich. I don't know if it's funny. - I can do it. - I can do it. - No, I don't know. I'm going to bite it, and I feel like I'm biting my lip. My dad says, "Hey, you're biting your lip." So then I'm like, "Oh, my goodness." He says, "You're going to feel it." He's like, "You're going to feel that when it wears off." So I'm just like, "Oh, no." So I'm going to drink. - Oh, no. - I try to go get a drink, and I'm drinking it. I'm going right up my mouth. I couldn't get a drink. - Yeah, that's insane. Which, by the way, enough to break down the moon or anything, but that's how people with leprosy, I never knew this. Leprosy is not like a... I always thought leprosy was like it eats away at your flesh, like just getting a baby or something. It's never been that. She's always a loss of feeling in your nerves. - Yeah. - And I didn't know that. And I was like, "Well, how did that... Why are they so dangerous up?" And then you feel like, because you bite your lip immediately and have no idea. And all the time, you just hate yourself, you don't know. - It's crazy. - Your lip is just functioning. - Yeah, everything. - You're going to put the burger in your mouth. - This is chewy. - Yeah, you have no idea. It's crazy. - Oh, I had a finger. What did it go? - Yeah, for sure. - That's how that crunchiness. - You know they say... This is a weird fact. They say that you could bite your finger off as easy as biting a carrot, but your brain won't let you do it. - Yeah, your brain won't. - Yeah, you're right. - Because the process is pain. - That's why I never want to be sleepwalking and eat carrots. You never know what? What could happen? - Oh, wow. - Yeah. Sorry. - That's really deep. - That's really deep. - That's really deep. - Yeah, that's really deep. - I don't sleepwalk. If I did, that would be terrible. - Did you see the Tesla, the Tesla Cybertrot presentation? Or the demo? - Which one? - The Cybertrot. Oh, well, yeah, which... - Oh, so... - The brick in the glass one or the hood one? - The hood one. - Oh, yeah, the hood one. - They say, "See? It stops out of carrot." - Oh, well, you see him whistling diesel? - Ah. - Oh, my goodness. So, whistling diesel took a Cybertrot and he saw that presentation with a carrot. So, he said... He put his... He put a carrot up there and it didn't close. It didn't close. - Really? - It didn't close. So, he's like, "Ah." So, he put his finger up there. And he... And he said, "Well, it's not going to close." - Yeah. - He's all praised. He's like confident that he's not doing anything. - Yeah, right. - He gets on his fingers and it crushes down even harder. - Yeah. - Get it off! Get it off! Open it, hood! Open! Do it now! Do it now! Get it off! I can't get it off! - He's like... He's like... He's like... He's like... He's like... He's like... He's like... He's like... He's like... He's like... He's like... This thing really crushed my hand. See that... They said, "It will not crush a carrot." Well, let's try it out. Horrible, horrible impersonation of him, by the way. But... What's the carrot there? Slice the carrot. He's like... Yeah, no, not putting my hand in there. - I'm good. - And the windows. It has a window? - Yeah. It won't cut the carrots. But you put a carrot there. It'll... - Cut it off. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - No, I do find it amazing. It's the bed cover that it has. You can like, walk on it. You can't jump on it. Don't try to jump on it. It will... It will collapse. But yeah, you can walk on it. I was like, "Oh, interesting. I don't know why I would do that when I would do that." The practicality of it. - Yeah. - That's pretty cool to know. - That is a guy that was showing off his Tesla Cybertruck and he was walking on it and broke his windshield. - Have you seen the windshield wiper? - Wiper? - Yeah, the wiper. - Windshield wiper. Like there's only one. - The windshield wiper. - Yeah. - No. - Look it up in your spare time. - That goes for all you already did. - You guys want to know what a... - I know what a Cybertruck looks like. Look it up in... I saw one of those look like a big fidget-air refrigerator riding down the highway. - My brain froze. I had to process it when I see it on the road. - It's so weird to see it on the road. - It looks like it's stuck in processing. - Like it's still like people in front of it from looking dumb, but the purpose is still there. - It's still fun. - Yeah, that's a really fun reference. - Honestly, when they initially announced the Cybertruck and the design of it, I was initially against it. But then when I finally seen one on the road in person, I said to myself, you know what? - Whoa, yeah. - It's pretty interesting. - It works 'cause it just pulls your attention to me. - I think it's the... - The what? - Just thinks the Cybertruck looks amazing. - I hate Camaro. - Yeah, he just guy doesn't like Camaro. - He's one of those. - How many times have you said that now? - I love Camaro, please. - I triggered him about Camaro. He hates Camaro. He loves Mustang, but he's Camaro. - I hate Chevy. - I hate Chevy. - Yeah. - That's hates him. - Chevy Kia and Hyundai. - They're very, yeah, Kia. - They're so white. - Yeah. - No. - It's a white car. - I mean, we don't want the Camaro Z01 or the Z01. - No, don't get him wrong. That's a nice vehicle. - Yeah, but he doesn't like him. He likes the Ford. - The Ford. - The car is right. - Yeah. - The Ford Mustang, 3,500. Way better than the Camaro. - 'Cause you can take out a crowd, no I'm joking. - Yeah. (laughing) - That's amazing. - Oh my goodness. - It's got great crowd control. (laughing) It's got great crowd control. (laughing) It's just Mustang comes up. It'll be the one thing that clears the crowd. - Yeah, for sure. (laughing) - Hey, for parades for now on. Anybody who does parades must stay in the front. People will go out of your way to get out of the way. (laughing) - Oh, gosh, car jokes. - Yeah. - That's my jokes. - Well, mustaches. - Mustaches are amazing. Mustaches are really amazing. - The Chevy won't make it to the crowd and the Dodge will. It won't even move somewhere in the odd. - Dodge? Oh wait, Dodge what? Dodge Ram? - Dodge is what people are doing in parades now with these trucks. (laughing) People are just running over, people in parades. When did that start? I guess it's always been there, but. - Parades are dangerous nowadays. - Oh my gosh, yes. - How many people have done that? - Social gatherings in general. - Walkisha? - Yeah, never mind. - What? - Never mind. - Walkisha, Michigan? - Yeah. - Or no, Wisconsin. - Yeah, there's something with that. - Parades are dangerous. - No, not Kenosha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - Walkisha. - What did you say? - Kenosha. - Kenosha. - Kenosha. - Kenosha. - Kenosha. - That was another. - I think it stems from that though. - Maybe? - It stems from it, yeah. - Were the parade? - No. - What's his name got? - Chant. - No. - No. - No. - What's his name to do? - Calvert house. - Calvert house. - Calvert house. - When he was... - Oh, yeah. - But that was from a different guy. - Yeah, but he went as soon as the court, like, recently through his case, basically said he was good. And that, I guess, raised a guy and all that kind of stuff. I don't know, he raised it because it was against a community of people and whatever. I don't know. - I know what you're trying to say. - I know it could be a conspiracy theory. - No, no. - I know what you're trying to say. The guy who, the guy who that started. - It was the car. - It was the car that did it. - What? - The car did it. The guy didn't do anything. - We got you. - All right. Are we on this? - Political. - We're on political. - That's not even political. It's morality issue. - It's like the gun. - The guy can run into a person, but he doesn't have much power. - Unless you're running back. - Oh, that's true. JJ Watts just could clear all of them. - Imagine he'll just, like, heal him. Just, like, head on. - Have you seen his three brothers? I just took this up today. His three brothers are, like, just about as big as he is. You don't know who this is. - I don't know who JJ Watts is. - I've only heard of him when he was doing a fundraiser for-- - It's going to be the largest football player ever. - Dude is huge. - He stacked. - He looks big and maybe puts on for all the money. - That's it. - Yes. - That's it. - He did a whole fundraiser for people. - He's a guy on the left. - He's a guy on the left. - Oh, my word. - Yeah, but his brothers are just as good. - Yeah, his brothers are-- - And him in football pads is even larger than that, by the way. - Like, he's just a monster of a human. - A monster of a human. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Just take, imagine, like, just a bunch of dumbbells. - A Thor in real life. - Yeah, exactly. - It's crazy, man. - It's crazy, man. - Mm. - Yeah. So yeah, he's pretty big. He's pretty big. - Imagine you trying to stop him. - People said I could do that. - You could. - You could. - Go to the gym and go a guy. - Yeah. - No, no, not like that. I just mean, like, be football. I had a guy, I was in a gas station today. No, it was yesterday. It was last night. And I was like, this guy next to me just happens. He's like, "Man, you should be playing football. You play football?" And I go, "No, I played in band." And I was like, "Yeah, I was a band nerd." And then he went, "Oh, no." And I said it was just like, "I missed out." I was like, "You're giving me a football player." - I was in the, I was in Publix. It was like a year ago now, but I was in Publix. And I was walking down. I had a cart. And there was a guy at the end of the aisle that turned in. And I went one way, and he went the same way. And we did that weird back and forth that you did the little dance of trying to-- - Oh, right. - I guess he saw some blocking ability in me from that. Because I later met him in another aisle. And he just goes, "Yo, man. A Tampa Bay Buccaneers need a new center." And I was like, "No, thank you, man. I appreciate it." But, you know, it's just never, I've never been to sports with any guy. That's just very funny because everybody asks about it. But I'm like, I have a good foundation for football and basketball and like all these sports, but it's like if you took a great foundation and just put a trailer on it, like I don't have any-- - Dude. - It's not a good house. - It's a guy. - He's got an earthquake shakes it up. He's going to fall over. - That's why he got a bill of the foundation. You know? - Yeah, sure. - There you go. - That's too busy playing tuba. - I remember when I was younger, you all remember when Hogan was going through his whole like spousal thing, like the whole divorce and everything. - Oh, Hulk Hogan. - Hulk Hogan. - Hulk Hogan. - Yeah. - Wasn't his daughter like going through with something to put it? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. But-- - Get off that, brother. - I'm just saying. I'll do it. - Look. After that, I had to look at Hulk Hogan in a different light light. No, he got to make me cry. But I remember we was-- my family and I, we were cruising over to Clearwater. We was just like getting out for the day. It was a beautiful Saturday, which is like, yeah, mmm, awesome. Cool. We get to Clearwater and we're stuck in traffic, right? - Oh, wow. - And here I am just like in the backseat. Oh, la, la, la, la. And I see these people on these scooters just scooting along and I look. I was like, wait a minute, I know that person. That's Hulk Hogan. That's Hulk Hogan. That's Hulk Hogan. That's Hulk Hogan. And his daughter. Look, it's Hulk Hogan. - Hey, Tampa. - Yeah. Clearwater. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's cool. - And my dad was like, cool. Wait. So you mean to tell me, you know, this Hulk Hogan, but not his daughter. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know this terrible. That's Hulk Hogan. And I was like. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. But that was like, look at the daughter. I'm like, yeah, yeah, Brooke, but that's Hulk Hogan. - Wait, what? - No, I'm confused now. - Fuck, fuck. - Cause he threw away the daughter thing now. - Oh, no, no, no, Brooke, Brooke, she, she was gorgeous. Brooke was gorgeous. But I'm like, that's where I thought that was. - That's Hulk Hogan. - Yeah. - Your dad is great. Was your mom in the car? - Oh, yeah. She was in the car. Yeah. She was like, yeah, I have to greet your dad all that. - Yeah. - But this is Hulk Hogan. - Not every day you get to see a famous person. - He's right. - He's right. - He's right. - He's right. - He's right. - Thank you. - I'm like, a hot famous person. - Yeah. - His dad is on the right train there. - I was like, him and the macho there. They, they doed it out. - Yeah, brother. - Oh, gosh. Look, don't give me stuff. - I can't do it. - Yes. - I can't do it. - I am the creep of the crop, okay. - I have to do, I don't know if you guys know this reference, but I have to do Chris Farley because I realized that him and Chris Farley sounded the exact same and that's one of my favorite like, SNL guys ever is, is Chris Farley doing like the van down by the river. - Oh, van down by the river. It's so funny. Everybody did it. - Everything he did, it was gold, but that's what I think I listened to it. I was like, oh, macho man is just Chris Farley. - Do you know he has a rap album? - Who? - Macho. - No, Sean. - Macho man. - He has the perfect rap name. I'll tell you that. - Macho man. - Oh yeah, brother. - Oh, just him slamming the table is the beat, it's like the 40s. - Oh, I know that whole year, brother. - Like, I listen to the album, I'm telling you. - How bad is it? - It's so bad. - It's good. - Is it like Christopher Lee's metal album? - Yes. - You're there? - Yes. - Dude, I listened to that and it was like, I actually, have you ever actually had two things playing at once? It was like, I actually was listening to an audiobook and then had metal music on it. - Metal music. - It's like the coolest music. - You know, I'm not even joking. So Christopher Lee, Sir Christopher Lee made a metal album and it's like Charlemagne, The Great Conqueror is the name of the album and it's just him doing poses. - Yes. - Literally just. - Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. The Great Charlemagne comes over the heroes. The Charlemagne rides upon his steam and it's just like him reading in a deal. And that's the whole album, it's just him doing stuff like that, it's so funny, it's really funny. - Oh my God. - It's hilarious. My supervisor, he was, well actually, we sat, we literally just listened to one day after work. I was like, oh my gosh. - That's crazy. Yeah, I listened to the car in my friend, it was just so funny. - Have you heard the book of heavy metal? - No. - This is going to be on my-- - Oh my gosh. - Oh my gosh. - Things by Judas Priest. - Oh really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Look at that. It's literally the book, it's so funny. So think about Judas Priest, right? - Okay. - They're just listening. - Well, their songs, their songs are serious, right? - Sure, yeah. - But the way they present their music and the way they actually sing is like, it sounds per... - Yeah, I was great. - Like, have you heard "Break of the Law"? - Yeah. - I'm breaking the law. - Break of the law. - Yeah. - I'm breaking the law. I'm like, are y'all serious? - Yeah, it's silly. - Yeah, but it's cool. - Exactly, yeah. That's a book of heavy metal, same way. - Wow, that's fun. - Break of the law, break of the law, yeah. - Yeah, it did. (laughter) - That's fun. That's like, you know, there's fun aspects of metal for sure that people don't see. - Oh, yeah. - Like if you're getting like, of course, you know, cannibal corpse and like the crazy stuff out there. - Yeah. - Like even that has its moments where you're just like, oh, these are just fun guys, they're just doing crazy stuff. - I forget what the group was, but there was a group that had a song called "Bats in Your Hair." - There's "Bats in Your Hair." - That sounds like... - "Bats in Your Mouth." - "Bats in Your Mouth." (laughter) - Oh gosh, no. - Oh gosh, no, that's where COVID started. - People said he was demon possessed because of that, by the way, that Aussie bit off the head of a bat. - It was supposed to be a prop. - Yeah, he thought it was a prop because, honestly, who thinks there's a real-life bat on stage? - Yeah. - He just was like, for fun. He was like, oh, look at this fake bat. He took it and bit it. And then it was like, he... - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It was like, oh wow, babies. - Babies, babies. - That's what's wrong with you. - All right. - That's it. - I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. - He's so excited. - I'll point it with that. (laughter) - It was Andrew. It was so good to show. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It was so funny. - Even in his gory days, he still sounds like that. - Yeah. - It was so funny. - That's amazing. - That's amazing. - Oh my gosh, look at this. He's like, turn the lights on. I can't see. - Oh my gosh. - Oh, we're killing it, man. - Oh. - I'll throw it up. - We need to cut this down. - Okay. - You need to get your side a little bit. - You need to get your side a little bit. - They don't want long exceptions. You've had a lot. This is nice. - Yeah, two hours and four minutes. - Yeah. - Was it one of our lungs? - Yeah, I think so. - Yeah. - We're doing... - Do you want to beat it? - No. - I'm good. - I think you're Rodney on here. - If Rodney gets on here, it'll be a bill and Rodney, like, conversation. - And... - Listen, Rodney. Rodney... - Rodney's my older brother, by the way. - Yeah, Rodney's my older brother, by the way. - Yeah, Rodney's my older brother. - He's shorter. - He's shorter. - Shade. - I didn't think he's shorter than you. - Yeah. - Oh, wow, he just... - Wow. - He's so very tall. - One of the shortest guys we've seen. - So, Rodney, just so you know, he is very, like, into, like, politics and so is Bill. He's very into politics, but it's not just politics, country-wise. He's politics in your area. - Local politics. - Local politics. - Well, a little bit of everything. 'Cause now he's looking in, he was telling them about the DR and, like, their political history. - Well, 'cause he's into politics. - Yeah, I was like, it's more, like, Rodney, he's a little encyclopedia of everything. - Yeah. - What is the DR? - Dominican Republic. - Oh, yeah. - That's what I thought it was, but I was like, oh, no way. - Right, exactly. - That's right. - Right, exactly. This is like, why? - Yeah. - Why do you know about this? - So, if there was ever, if there was going to be a conversation with Rodney on the podcast, it'll be Rodney and Bill talking about politics all day. - Yeah, that'll be funny. - It'll be one of the longest episodes, honestly, 'cause it would be. - Eventually, I'm just going to do an episode all Trump, like, the whole thing will be me a character. (laughter) - And let me just say, Rodney is very animated. - Yeah. - He is very animated. - Yeah. - So he gets to, like-- - Appinionated. - And animated. - Yeah. - And this is opinionated, opinionated. When he gets opinionated, he gets animated at the same time. - That's great. That's great. - Throw his hands out. (laughter) You know. - Well, that's wrong. - You know. - He's really like, he needs to be on the podcast. - Uh-oh. - He needs to be on the podcast. - Yeah. - I don't know. I'll run the bottle. - I wanna buy it. - Yeah. - Just gotta pull him out. Really more so. - Of the Dominican Republic. (laughter) - No. - He's trying to go over there. - Whoa. - He'll blend in. He speaks finish. - Yeah, he speaks finish. - Wow. - Yeah, his wife is Dominican. - Yeah. - Oh, well, that would be great. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I'm surprised. (laughter) - They were just here for a little bit, and then all of a sudden, he's married. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Cool. - Hey, I'm glad for him. - Yeah. - It's been a long time. - Oh, seriously. - He was in high school. Like, he was very like-- - It's a backpack kid. - He was very much, yeah, backpack kid. and keeping it to himself, and you know, when I found out that he got a girlfriend, I was like, "Dude, I'd never see the day. I'd never thought I'd see the day." You guys are nerd shaming him? Like, through his face? That was nuts. Yeah, yeah. He will tell you. He never plays soccer, dude. No, no, no, no. He's not plays soccer. He's in those genetics for book landing, what are you doing? What's going on here? I don't even think he has athletic bone in his body. No, no, no. We always, like, grown up. We always play sports and everything. Did he play soccer? He was a defender. He was a defender. He was a defender. He was a defender. He was a defender. He was a defender. His name was just kick. I'm not kicking the ball. I'm just kicking in the ball's direction. Oh, man. The goal you'll get it. He talked to him about getting in the podcast, and we'll have an episode with him. That'll be fun. For him and Bill, it would be a great conversation to have. Yeah, I talked to him the other day, and he would literally talk about the housing market boom in Spokane. It was really fresh. Because I was like, "Yeah, exactly." I said, "There's so much building of housing that there's not enough business boom. There's too much housing boom, but not enough business." To the point where we're going to end up losing people, and it's going to be more housing than there are people that live in them. Right. What's interesting, though, I've read some articles and seen some outlets saying that Lakeland was the fastest growing city for the past two years straight in the nation. Wow. It's all because of that. They literally took all of our orange groves. Yeah. I don't see any more orange groves in Lakeland. It's all those places. The only cow country I see anymore is on '98. Yeah. That's about it. That's about it. They're taking the cows. Taking our horses. That's what we need for unity, racial unity, black and white. These cows are black and white. Both of them. Solar farms don't work. They don't work. They don't take our horses. Hey, you know, there's actually a designation of cows. Really? Yeah. I didn't know that somebody pointed out to me. Okay. Just randomly read a conversation. I think the black and white cows are milk cows. And the brown ones are meat cows. Huh. Okay. Where are the black ones? Running cow. Are they working cows? That's a cow cow. Here. No. Working cows is worth advice. Hey, cow. What you going for? Oh my gosh. For whipped cream. I'm sorry about that everybody. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I think this is the last episode. We're going to get canceled now. That was funny. It was too funny to get canceled. It was just racist, I get canceled. But that was too funny to get canceled. Okay. It's a joke. Are you a pet? No, no. My vibe would elsewhere. Wow. That's hilarious. Oh my gosh. Oh man. I can't believe it. That may be white. Why did laughs like this and all? Wow. It took racism, man. Why headed hyper? Jesus. Can racism bring America back? It can make America back. It can make America black. It can make America black. It can make America black. America is so white. It's too white. It'll make America black together. America is so white that we have to make. We make it a special thing when we have black characters. That's true. That's true. Jake from State Farm became black. He's always been. No, he has not. No, he was white. He was white. He was white. Yeah. And this is not a right. I was shocked when they made them black. Insurance wise. Insurance wise. Insurance wise. I trust them insurance wise. I trust them. Yeah. I don't think that's racial. You trust the black guy lawyer? No. No. No. The dead pan. No. No. But you wouldn't expect Jake to be actually doing the work. That's why he's the spokesperson. I could never picture Jake just going. All right. Now let's sit down in my office and we'll write it off. It's funny you mention that because the initial commercial, the first Jake, the white one, he was in office. Yeah, he was in office. Yeah. Exactly. And the guy was calling. The other guy, it's like, you know. You'd never see him in office. Right. He's always just, he's talking to Arnold Schwarzenegger and all this stuff. And just like, you know, like a good neighbor. The funny thing about the first commercial was the guy was up late at night. And he was talking on the phone. And the wife came up. Well, Jake from State Farm. Yeah. What are you wearing? Yeah. So he was, he was, she was talking to him and said, who are you talking to? Jake. Who's Jake? Jake. Some state farm. Oh, really? What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm? Cackys. Cackys. But she sounds hideous. Well, he's a man. Or she's a he. But yeah, he was in the office and now Jake from State Farm, because now he's black, he's actually out of the office and he is going door to door, being a good neighbor. I don't know. I like the, I like the goofiness of the first Jake. This new one's just kind of like, I think this is the thing where I don't remember the first Jake. I'm looking at this guy and I'm like, I like him all great stuff. Like he looks cool now. Yeah. I'll tell you. You boy? 94. Oh, yeah. So you are, is any of you. I'm a cusper. You're, yeah, you. General cusper. You're more of the end. Yeah. I definitely, I only recognize the first and I've seen that commercial and I don't remember it being a white guy. That's what's crazy. I don't remember. And that is why he did pay attention to what's it didn't, it didn't like really apply because it's insurance. What's that? What's that? Because, um, the whole, uh, bear esteem, bear same bear. Oh, the Mandela. The Mandela. Yeah. That's what it is. They literally take all the Jake, the Jake from State Farm, white white guy commercials off the air off of Google and you never see him. Yeah. So do you remember the fruit of the loan logo? Yeah. Yeah. So used to have a corner. I got it. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. You used to have a corner. Hold on. Let me dig through my drawer at home. Hey, hold on. For miles five. Hey, there we go. That's not a corner. Copia. Go wash your underwear. Oh my. Dig in the drawer for some drugs. Although we're not going back to that. Actually, let's visit that one. Wait. Okay. So I have a question for you. Okay. Yes. I was able to hear this one. I'm listening. I'm going to exclude you. Exclude me. I was getting included here. This is not included. You've already been included. I have felt included until he said I'm included. Yeah. The white answer is not included. You're not brown. So I can't. Look, this is a white and black question. Okay. Why? Because there's a definitive answer. Okay. Okay. I'll see you soon. I can see you soon. Okay. So, okay. Spellfish. That's why you're included. F-I-S-H. Yeah. No. What does G-H-O-T-I? What does that spell? Oh, I know this, but got it. Right. Got it! Like that? Or no? No. What? I'm like, I'm excluded. I shouldn't. Finetically. What does it spell? Look about these phonetically. You know what that means, right? Yeah. Like the sound of the word. Yeah. Sounds. Yeah. He's very smart. He'll get this. You got this. I believe in you. It's there. It's right there. It's a trick question. Yeah. It's not really. It is a little bit. Sorry. Not really. Okay. I'll do it. It's not really a trick question. Yeah. It's an English major question. Okay. So is it like the last word is Coyote? No. Oh. I have no idea. Okay. Let's hear the phonetics about it. Okay. So think about the word enough. G-H. Okay. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. Right. Oh, I see. Okay. So think about the O in women. Makes an eye. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Right. Okay. Okay. Now the TI. All right. We're not talking about the rapper. Okay. Oh, I thought I was IT. No. No. Yeah. Like computer problems. The word caution. Ca. Okay. On. Reaction. Reaction. Reaction. Okay. So I'll put those three sounds together. You get. Fish. Oh, I see. Okay. Okay. Yeah. So you're just re. You're re-contexting. It's amazing. Yeah. That makes sense. Okay. That's interesting. I was like, you know what? Let me just ask some spellfish first. Yeah. Don't throw it out there. Yeah. Right. So nice. Yeah. Yeah. I think you were South Eastern and one of your English major English. Yeah. She put it out there on the board. She was like. Okay. Class. First. Okay. Class. Tell me what is. No, no, no. I was like, what is this word spell? And we're all like, gody, gody, gody, gody, gody. I was like, yeah. I was like, is it a ghost? Yeah. Is it a mixed up word? Should it be a word? Yeah. And I told her, that is a spell anything. Okay. I just looked at it. And I was like, you're wrong. And me and her, we battled that whole semester. But she was like, it's fish, you simple tunes. So. That's not fair. Yeah. Really not fair. I was like, okay. You got me. Every essay I wrote in that class, like, I used to, I used to write beautiful essays. Okay. A lot, a lot of fluffs. Looking. A word. Beautiful. I mean, I mean, I got some beautiful handwriting too. Okay. Yeah. Stuff of Mozart. Okay. It's great. You might as touch. But. Now it's gold. Yeah. Look at that. And she would always like, score me down saying, this is too much fluff you're putting into these essays. Get straight to the point. I was like. Wow. Okay, lady. So you don't want a 10 paragraph essay. You want a one paragraph essay. Yeah. I would use like all these beautiful. That's funny. Yeah. The thing we have. Either to before it is seen in the past that once we have come to this conclusion. There is. Yeah. She must have hated Lord of the Rings. Come on. Yeah. That's funny. This is great. I pass that class with like a C. Oh, wow. No. No. No. No. Cause I can never. I can never. Sorry. I don't know. He comes up with a pretty good. Yeah. Always. Yeah. I connected. I think he does that to make it seem like he's not good. Well, I hit a lot of ones that don't work. So the minute you the second you don't get the reaction you want. And all of a sudden he's like, no, I didn't work. Yeah. He's like, what are you talking about, no zinger? Yeah. Second to think about the sea. Under the sea. Under the sea. Cancelled. Would you say that? Would you say Sebastian was Jamaican or? Yeah. Sebastian was Caribbean. I take Caribbean. I don't know about Jamaican because there's no country there, but you're Caribbean for sure. What? Is Jamaica? No. He's not on the island of Jamaica. I mean, country of origin. I mean, the accent. If I were to ask you, so where are you from and you answer American, I'm going to be annoyed. Because I know. But that's not what I was asking. So he can't be Jamaican. He may not live there. So I'm asking for a country of origin, please. Okay. Hey. Caribbean. Yeah. Caribbean. That would be really late. I was going to be. I was just like. Imagine a fish only staying in one area of the sea and never leave where it is. That's a really boy. If somebody asks me that, I'm just like, you hear me talking with an American. I look like an American. So if you're asking me, you must be asking me for a different reason. Right. Yeah. Scott of Georgians. And like, you know, I think. If I, if someone said where you from, you'd say what? It depends on the context. But from the Lakeland, though. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I would be like from that, I would say the area of which I am from. Actually, I'll, I'll claim highland city because. Yeah. We're on a corporate. Let's go. Let's go. I have to say that. I'm like in the area, I usually say Lakeland if I'm far away from here. If I'm in Lakeland, I'm like, yeah, I'll say between Lakeland Bartos. So, you know. I'm in the middle. I'm in that, in that, like what you call it. The suburbs. Yeah. Like I say, we're not Lakeland. We're not Barito. We're not Lakeland Highlands. Yeah. We're just all of our own little. Like anywhere around us is very fancy. We're not. We're not really fancy. I was going to say, you know, gentrification is fun when you've lived there the whole time and you're like, now you get the upside of it. It's great. It's like, oh, cool. No, we're drug houses. There's a car. We've been across the street. This is terrific. There's a sheriff down the road. Oh, no. I can leave the church door unlocked. Nobody's going to steal anything. You know, you get comfortable. It's fun. Don't leave too many things unlocked. I won. I won. Yeah. You know, funny story. Like when I first bought my, I bought a Honda Civic back in like 2018. Man, I remember that. My first new car. I loved it. All right. And I think it was the second day of owning that car. I went to Fort Me because I had to go visit my granddad for something. Right. Yeah. So Fort Mead is like, have you ever been to Fort Mead? Yeah. It's like 40 minutes or so. It's worse than hot in the city. It's like, yeah, you're in and out. Like, seriously. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The fighting minors. Yeah. See, there we go. Oh, no. Don't give me some. Fort Mead home in the fighting minors. Yeah. Miners. Miners. Shmighters. We're going to shmite the football field. We're going to shmite the football field. We're going to shmite the football field. We're going to shmite the football field. We're going to shmite the football field. We're going to shmite the football field. We're going to shmite the football field. We're going to shmite the football field. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. That's so scary. It's like military. Oh, it's scary. When you hit that thing, this is a tornado. Like, warning. Oh, my word. It's so scary. But none of that. I was going over there. Second day I had the car. And like, I turned. Oh, so there's a main road. All right. That's it. And then you turn it to the neighborhood. Right. Cool. Yeah. And literally, I'm in Fort Mead for about like five minutes. At the most. All right. I'm here. Here comes a police car. Just cruising on. Ha ha ha. It stops right there. Oh, my. No shot. And he's like, hey, uh, just got a, just got a call about suspicion persons in the area. Oh, my goodness. Oh, man. I was like, you never believe in until it happens. I was like, dude, I just been here for five minutes. Five minutes. I literally just, you know how small Fort Mead is. You know, yeah. Oh, I heard there was some guy riding around a black car talking to kids. Whoa. Whoa. That's fun. That's really fun. You had your business. Not trying to. No, no, no, no. This is before, but I'm just like. So you're not trying to. I was like, you just, what kind of car did they say it was? What make, you know, Honda, Toyota, like. All right. He just said somebody dark. It was a black Prius. Well, he's like, somebody say it was a black sedan. I'm like, well, this clearly has two doors. It was a comma there, I think. I think he said black and then I put them together. It could have been one of them. Hey, you match the description. Just, just. Come on. I'll tell you. Right. You're granddad. It's like, babe. It happens every time. I mean, I'm home. You match the description. What's the description? You. I was like. Dude, I live in Lakeland. I just came to visit my granddad. Yeah, I come out the house. I'm a granddad. I'm a granddad. He's sat out. He's like, I'm like, see. Oh, I know you. Everybody knows everybody for me. Yeah. Seriously. Everybody knows everybody. And we did not know that cop. Wow. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. This is business. You're my. You're. This is business person. You have to think about years. This is business. My guy. Even the cops are a revolution. There's nobody that nobody knows. My buddy that lives in Fort Meade knows every. He goes, he could drive down every street. And every single person, he knows them. Every single one. He goes to the corner store there. The, the, the, some local gas station. Oh, on the far side. Right there. Right there. He goes right there. And every single person who says hello to each other. They know their families, their kids, everything. Everybody knows everybody there. So that cop not knowing who you were. I was like, you're suspicious, my guy. Did I give you permission to step into my. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not enough room for you, but. All right. I'm sure. Yeah. That's crazy. My granddad was. All right. Three steps. Draw. You know, I've said that. We need to bring back dueling again. But, but make the guns just as inaccurate. That's what I like to be doing. Or guns were horrible. Actually, just get, or you get like some water bottles? Like, is it for your balls? Yeah. Yeah. Draw. That would be cool. Yeah. For sure. Get the flag that says bang on it. Yeah. That's the thing. It's like back when they had duels, you really were very conscientious about what you said about another guy. Because then he'd just be like, I'm going to fight you and try to kill you. No, that's why they take their glove off. Yeah. And they challenge you to a dull good saw. Yeah. And it was just. Tells the rich people to hide you. Call them an innie hammer. All right. And Trump is out here these days just throwing out everything. But if duels are back, I think he'd be a lot more careful. He'd just be like, I don't want to fight a. Imagine if Biden and Trump do. Oh, Trump's one's out here. He'll be on the golf course. Trump wins that every day. I think Trump will lose actually. Really? I think Biden at his first step, he'll fall and go to sleep. So Trump turns around. Yes. Yes. He misses. And then Biden makes up. He was so scared. He was so scared. I mean, he fell to the ground. He fell. And he didn't want to take it. He didn't want to take a different turn than I thought it would take. That was amazing. Well, I think Trump would win because even if he missed, he wouldn't have hit it. You know, I threw away my shot. But I didn't want to hurt him. He was too weak. You know, it's just like one of those he has been trouble, make of someone. That's what I want. I want Trump to be placed in impossible situations and here I'm working his way out of them and be the best guy ever because it's so fun every time I have. Trump and it escaped. Yeah. For sure. Oh, man. He did escape. I love the room. The room is meant for me. And it reminds me of when I was watching Conor McGregor. He did a, one of those punching machines. I don't know if you've seen this. Oh, yeah. I see that. It was my favorite video of all time. He goes and punches it and there's a mistake with a machine because obviously he's one of the hardest. And he punches it and it just says one on it and without a second hesitation, he just turns and just goes, number one, baby. Yeah. Punching his orders. I came. It's so funny because that's like the same type of guys, just a guy who can spin it positive every way it goes. Immediately. And that's the thing about it. No thought. It's just why he's one of the greatest. I've never won. Number one, baby. It's so funny. And that joke only works if it was one. If it was two, nothing. Yeah. Yeah. You can't do anything with two, but he did number one. It was so funny. Yes. It should be a game. Try to get the one. Try to get another one. That would be interesting. That would be hard. Just try to put it away as slow as possible. Yeah. Might have been a jack of balls. There was an episode that had to do a punch machine to test their strength so they get to the tournament. I think it was, I think it was Vegeta. He burst the machine with his finger. Wow. Wow. Man. See, now Johnny we're here. This would be a whole different realm because he's here. Oh, yeah. Johnny and I, we've got to go deep, we've got to go deep. We've got to go deep. We've got to go deep. We've got to go deep. I can go into the history of Gojita. Johnny and I will, we'll taste like it. Whatever it means and the guys were vegetables. Yes. We'll take like a break for like two months and then we'll be like, "Okay. Let's go." What did you learn? My brother said to me, he said, "Do you know whether names came from?" And I was like, "No." He said, "What do you think that Goku got his name from?" I was like, "I don't know." He said, "He got his name from Carrot." Carrot top. I was like, "Wow." Yeah. Because his name is Kakarot. And after that he said, "You know the evil villain and the big, strong guy?" He says, "Broly?" He said, "You know what his name came from?" I was like, "I don't know." He said, "Broccoli." I guess. He said, "Yeah, broccoli." He said, "All their names come from some vegetable." Do you know, do you remember the character Bulma, the one with the blue hair? I don't. But yeah, go on. Well, so her whole family line, our clothing, article of clothing. Yeah. That's neat. So her name is Bulma Briefs. I'm not even complaining every time about this. That sounds like a great line to use, honestly. Yes. And her son, his name is Trunks. Trunks. So you know what's funny is, you would find this silly and amusing, and yeah, that never happens. My quiet director's name is Wendy's. His dad's name is Wind. His answer is Sonny Dusty Gayle. Like his twin brother's name is Wind. His dad is Stormy. That's who it is. Yeah. And his mom's name is Karen. She married. I just care. Yeah, he, all his family has like, white names. He just had a kid named in Blaze, and I was like, whoa, man. And that should be fair. It should be weather related, I guess. That's like a blazing fire. Yeah, sure. What am I? What am I? Oh my gosh. Oh, I don't mean that. I'm just throwing out a race. Okay. I was going to say students. I'm like, I don't like to change now. I don't know. I feel bad for everybody to learn that to me. But what am I clapping? I'm like, what am I clapping? I'm like, what am I clapping? I don't know. I feel bad for everybody to learn that to me. But what am I clapping? Her name was, and she told me the origin behind her name, but last name was Bill's, right? First name was Heaven. Huh. Heaven's Fields? And her middle name was Lee, so it was Heaven Lee Fields. I was like, I was like, the pants are getting too cute and I was like, ah. The pants are getting too cute with these names. They've got to chill out. There's some names you're just like, you want your kid to be bullied or not? Like, really? You see, I wanted the water to be built, so I didn't have my son named Maya. That's why I got this one. Yeah. That's a cute name. Really? This thing's like, friendly fire. That's why. He's a friendly fire. Yeah. I wanted the water to be this crazy. I want the wall. Yeah. I think a lot of people want the wall. Tell many people want the wall. Once I do Trump, I can't stop. That's the thing. I'll wait for it to hear about it and it just is now every character I do, they're like, that sounds like Trump. I'm like, yeah. Because that's what I like. Yeah. I try to go into an Indian accent and you go by your Trump. We've got to build a wall, man. We've got to build a wall, now, and fast. We're going to make of the, who do we fight? They, India, I remember this, Pakistan. We're going to make Pakistan, Bhagavan. All around, what's the, I did a whole camp where they were talking about this. In fact, this is a fun story and I'm going to try to make it quick because I want to wrap this up. But I went to a political camp. Yeah, yeah. I went to a political camp and basically, which sounds like I went to Auschwitz. Let me back up. Political camp is never good. This was a camp about politics. I'll do it. Oh, this is going. It was a camp about politics. No. Alright. Yeah. So a camp about politics and it was like essentially a simulation of the United Nations. So the kids had their roles and they'd be like, everybody has their, they're an ambassador to this and it's like a media. It was so awesome. I loved it so much. I was a journalist. I was like, I don't want to be too much. I wouldn't have fun. And I was, and I had, I had creative writing, I, you know, I was, you know, somewhat good at writing stuff. So I was like, that'll be fun for me and I'll get to see everything kind of turns out when you're a journalist, you really get to see nothing because you have to fight for everything you know, because everybody's trying to hide things from you. We don't want you in here. And I was like, well, great. You got to dig it out. And I wasn't going to be mean about it. I wasn't going to force it, you have to let me in or whatever. It's just like, if they let me in, great. But I learned that lesson the hard way. I literally did like a Daniel Ellsberg, Edward Snowden situation. Wow. So, so I, I was at, I was at dinner or lunch and I was like, it wouldn't be funny if I could take pictures of documents and then push them. And took a picture of it from like across the table and like flipped it and zoomed it and kind of read some of the details. And I asked the guy who I took the picture off. I did it as a joke and then showed people as a joke. Yeah. And I was like, I wasn't actually going to do anything with it. And then I asked the guy and it's like, I'll be kind of cool because the whole thing is like, we want to make it interesting, not just like, we want it to be realistic. So I asked the guy, I was like, can, can I, you know, would it, would it be cool if I print this? And he's like, yeah, but he didn't want his name released. And I didn't know that. Wow. He had a fake name. He had a fake name. It was like, Birka, Birka, Mahal. He didn't even joke. And that was, he was like, he was from Pakistan. What I took a picture of was a deal that he was writing out from the ambassador Pakistan, who he was, to India. And it was like giving the, we will give you this if you do this for peace in, in this place. And I, and I want to look this up because it was very important, but it was the place they were fighting for. They were fighting against Israel and they've always been combating over the certain area. And I'm sure everybody, you know, in the comments, it's screaming at me what it is. But anyhow, did you say it? I think it was Yemen? Nah, it's like a certain area in the middle of the two, right? So they're fighting over it. And they, and now that I think about this, I think it wasn't to India. I think it was to China. Wow. And it was like, we're going to offer you a deal for this, basically the whole premise of the campus that China had set up these so-called satellites in space that they said were like for monitoring weather conditions, but ended up having more explosives on it. It was like war satellites. What? There was two weeks of camp, the one where they elect, they elect the president. Yeah. It really is. And so the first week of camp, they, they elected a president and had the full light. They set up the U.S. side of things and you learn all about that. And during that camp, they had story line where they were like, okay, you know, this China has done this and the president elect had to now come up with all this in his departments and stuff. I went in there week two because I was sick the first week. Something went wrong and I wasn't feeling what, so I went the next week and they were kind enough to send me over the other one. So I went and it was so crazy. I went into this all like, China has war satellites and like everything's horrible. So now China is being offered, you know, Pakistan is offering this certain region to China or whatever. And there was some crazy deal that was going between in exchange for peace and they were like walking on that. Yeah. And I took a picture of it and was like, can I print this in the newspaper? So I did. I printed it in the newspaper. The next day after the paper was released, it might have even been the same day. The next day, then the guy in charge of the camp walks in and says, you guys are being sued. What? Yes. So I had to go to court, not literally, but like, it was like, yeah, right. It was just like you've been seen it essentially and like censured. And so we're like, should we print a retraction? Should we do all of this? And so we eventually printed a retraction and the editor of the newspaper who wasn't me had to apologize and I didn't have to do anything. I was like, oh, this is great. But I knew something like this could happen and it was never me going, oh, I wish I hadn't done that. That was horrible. It was just kind of like, yeah, I wanted to experience that side of things because that stuff happens all the time. And I was like, you know, whatever. That's very interesting. Yeah. I don't think anything happened ever, right? Get to the end of the camp. I'm talking to some of the guys and they were like, by the way, that article single handedly broke down peace deals between India and Pakistan. I was like, I can't believe it. I printed in the newspaper. They were like, no, we're not doing this anymore. It was crazy. It was so much fun. It made peace. Yeah. Essentially. Yeah. It was so funny. Your peace made peace in the Middle East. It was so funny. Because of the Middle East. It was so busy. Yeah. Peace made peace in the Middle East. Yeah. Exactly. A fake in the Middle East, but yeah. That's what you get for stealing information. Sometimes it works out. It's so much fun. But yeah, that's one of the things that really got me interested in politics is I was already in it. And then I experienced that and I was like, man, this is so much fun. It's a game of who or something like that. Yeah. I was thinking like finance park. Oh, what? Oh, wait, wait a minute. Never mind. Yeah. Finance park. Yeah, finance park. Yeah, finance park. Worst place to play ever. Yeah. No idea. Yeah. It's funny. Do you have to stuff that you have to talk about? Yeah. I don't know either. Enterprise Village. Finance Park. It sounds like neighborhoods in Monopoly. Yeah. It does. Well, back to Monopoly. It was a field trip. They made us or two field trips. They made you go on. I think since grade year, you go to Enterprise Village to learn how to do business. Oh, wow. That's-- Yeah. Yeah. Seventh grade. You go to finance park to learn how to manage your money and do what. That's needed now. Well, well, well-- It doesn't need it, but it's because it's so boring in seventh grade that you don't-- You don't think of the-- you don't think it benefits business. Literally what it was was like, you spent a whole nine hours at a-- at this attraction, right? Attraction. Yeah. It's not attracting at all. And my job, because everybody gets a job there. Oh, wow. I'm going to work at-- I worked at King's Furniture. There was a blockbuster, I know, right? OK. Yeah. It's crazy. Well, that didn't come up with that for a person. There was a McDonald's, I think a Burger King. Everybody had a job there. Now that I think-- that is more interesting. It's essentially that. Yeah. And think about it, everybody had a certain pay. Like, you have pay a certain amount. Oh, no, the poor teacher's there. So, like, every hour was like a new day. OK, cool. Yeah. Everybody got, like, different pays. That's nice. Oh, this is Jack Doe. I was at the store clerk at King's. Oh, you had nothing. Yeah. I was like, I can't even eat my lunch on this, because y'all wanted me to pay-- what's this rent thing y'all were talking about? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, teaching kids about that is so funny. Teach people that. It's like, you need it at a young age, but you don't want it at a young age. Right. I was like, wow. So, like, whoever drew, like, whoever got the lucky draws on their jobs, they were able to actually, like, go get snacks and stuff. I was like, oh, wow. Yo, this is Jacked up. Wow. They said it. They said you had to make deals with other people. You know, see if they want to give you some of their funny money. Oh, wow. Yeah. Okay. Funny money is funny. Literally. Yeah. So, y'all taught us at an early age how to be low corrupt. Oh, wow. That's what they should always teach. Right. Realistically, that's what we do with our taxes, though. It's just teaching you how to be corrupt. If you're really good at it, and that's the perfect way. You're just like, how do I be the most corrupt? Just don't do your taxes. That's what I always do. Well, now, you see some people, they'll work like a job for, like, a week or two. Yeah. They don't work for the rest of the year, and then file taxes. Boom! $20,000 tax return. Wow. What are you doing? Yeah, that's dangerous. That sounds like you're working the system. It is. It literally is dangerous territory. It's dangerous territory. I'll put you in oxygen transfer, then. All right. It's not the truth. It's not the truth. Yeah, it still is. But I don't think they keep prisoners. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. That's what I mean. I don't imagine if they did. They're just bad. Fairies going over there, and it's like, look at the prisoners. What's the point? Point laugh now. There's no way. This would be funny. Prison tours. They had to have tried it. Like an actual prison. You told prison. Look at the scare straight. That's what I did. Yeah. I did the same thing. Yeah. You did it too. Can we not share that? We not shared the whole thing. Grady Judd, we want to get a couple of them. Yeah. My face is itching. I mean, I talked about it, but I didn't give any details. Grady Judd, if you watched this. We watched you on the podcast. We were really like to meet you. Maybe he'll come out with like a face of why he wasn't scared. That's right. I'm like, "Hey, just figure out that." I think... So you boys are delinquent. I was like, "Oh." I was back in my house. Listen, I was lost in sin. Jesus took me in. He would turn it into an ad. He'd just be like, "And that's the great system we have at the Polk County Sheriff's Office. We restore and rehabilitate into the wild." Look at these two. Rehabilitate them. Oh, yeah. We're missing one guy though. Rehabilitate it. Hey, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Puerto Rican in the car. Who's driving? Oh, my gosh. I'm going to say nobody. It's a Tesla. I'm going to take the cops. Well, I think we're getting some of the details now. Anyway, all right. I think we're going to cut this one a little short. We're going to cut this one a little short now. Oh, little choice. It's 2 hours 30. We could have kept going. What do you mean? The heartburn. Oh, my gosh. Hey, look, we're not the same people though. I'm not the same person that way back then. I am greater than I was there. I'm a changed person. I would never see myself doing the same thing that I did back in that day. I have hair now. Say something. What? Did you say? Say something. Listen, we can't be like John and just say random thing and not finish what we're saying. Absolutely. Yeah. He's going to come in at 20 minutes. But anyway, yeah, so I'm not the same person I was. I'm a changed person. Like I said, I was once lost in sin until Jesus took me in. And then a little like from heaven. No, don't let it shine. Right. Exactly. So I'm not. I mean, I'm obviously the past is the past. But Sheriff Grady Judd, I would love to have you on the podcast. We could talk about all this stuff and how people changed. People changed. You know, I've changed. We've both changed. Yeah. I'm a changed man. Yeah. I appreciate the Lord, my God, for being gracious and courteous God for me. Because without that, you know, without that, I'd still be in a lost world. I'd still be doing the same things, probably in prison or jail or worse. I won't say all that. I mean, I probably would have been. Yeah, sure. I would have followed the footsteps of what I was letting in. True. But, you know, life is being done and I am on the other side. So I'm grateful. Yeah. We did it. It took two hours and 35 minutes, but we made it spiritual. 35? Yeah. Excuse me. I'm 33. Yeah. Two out of 33 minutes. What you talking about? I felt like 10. It did. It actually did. It sounded like 10 minutes. Guys, if you made it this far, you're the podcast. You remember when the watch died? That was like an hour ago. 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