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NMLS399797 Equal Housing Lender. Give me the laughter party, prima van in the building. Oh, please. What's up, Cam? Hello. Dima Loire. Hey. What up, Micho? What's happening, buddy? Mich. All right, man. Let's get to it right here, right here. Is everybody okay with springing forward? Should we even complain anymore? We lost an hour of sleep. Saturday going into Sunday. Does it even matter? Like... To talk about it. It's supposed to pass a lot of block that. It's actually Senator Rubio. Homie, that has the bavitas on the corner, always. Really? He does. When he talks a little bit, when you said that. Yeah, right. Like, he gets dry mouth real fast. And then you ever met those people that have the bavita, the white baba on the corner of their lips? Yeah, like that. Anyways, one good thing that he did is that he presented this bill, where he wanted to end the whole changing the clock, but it didn't pass. But I don't know my way to. It is what it is. I like the fact that it's more light at the end of the day. Because the sun going down at 5 p.m. does not work for me, bro. I feel like every time I get used to the time adjustments, it's when it's time to bounce back to the new spring forward, or bounce back, or whatever, no cycle. Primavana, you shouldn't even like change the time. Maybe that way you'll be on time. Oh, me too. You know what I'm saying? Dude, that might be facts. You know what? I'm going to say this right now, and I might be a little stoned. No, I'm just kidding. But time doesn't make sense. Time is not of the existence. Time means nothing. Absolutely not that. I mean, I know a claro, like, oh, we start work at this time. Eggies, ex-brizzi. But if you think about it, boom. Una ora can feel like a lifetime, or una ora can go by and be like five freaking minutes. That was deep. Yo! Primavana, basa lo, bro! Right here, hit the boot. Right here, hit the boot. No, but I try to hold on all the time. And then how they change, how we change the time, too. It's like, dude, even more reason. Yeah, no, like, studies show, though, that every time we spring forward, and we change time, like, it affects people with anxiety, depression, lack of-- Wait, when you take one hour of sleep, when people are already not sleeping a lot, and you remove one hour of sleep, and you're trying to get them going, it affects people. Gatch! Yeah. But that is deep what you said, Primavana. I felt that way about January this year. January felt forever. Really? Like a lot. It's a lot. A lot happened in January. And then February literally just blinked. And right now, y'all can see some of my videos. They might as well. Yeah, my birthday's here. So, Primavana, that was deep. May you know? May 15th. Yeah, May 15th. Then I am eight. No, Eddie's next after that. 20 seconds, yes. May 22nd, and then May 26th, mine. Are we going to just do a birthday party for all three of us? Yes. Dude, that would be hella sick. Or I don't know, maybe a little collab moment in Vegas. I think we should invite our listeners to party with us. Why not? Our listeners in Vegas. Yo, if you listen to us in Vegas-- Hey, buddy. And you want to let us borrow your house. Yeah. For a house party with our listeners. Dude. Slide into the DMs on Instagram at Shaboysha. Let's go. We got the centers in Vegas. No, we didn't know. We want to use down. Yeah, but my best friend, Thumbia, she's got her spot right there at the MGM towers. She'll let us use her sweet egg. Yeah. Yeah. We'll just party right there right there. Hella get kicked out. Bro, there's nothing like a good house party though. Oh, yeah. I was thinking like a party in the club. Yeah. Or I get in the pool because it's going to be hot in this Osteampos. Let's do both. Yeah, I know. Dang, hella bikini. During the day, Novamos had a little pool party on one of the resorts. Little DJ moment. And then we'll go take a nap. I mean, not together, but just taking a nap. Oh. Because I'm already 40. So I need a nap and Primavana is a stoner. Yeah, so she needs a nap. And Eddie, you can go cuddle with Kim. Yes, we take naps too. Oh, you don't really don't take naps. Oh, I'm perfect. I just go to sleep. Yeah, it's true. Actually, while we're watching Netflix or whatever, I just knock out. Wow. Dude, honestly, that's what I did this weekend. Speaking of sleeping. And I feel like the time changes. To blame for that. Because the adjustment of it and all that. I literally slept like 15 hours. And I never sleep. But yeah, 15 hours on me. I fell asleep at 3 p.m. And then I woke up. I see the concert. The whole flaco on the day. Yeah. We're trying. It's the one I want to talk about until tomorrow. So in case you missed it, Primavana did go on a date this weekend with flaco to go get wings. We'll give you all the details on tomorrow's show and after party. Because he's going to come and be a part of the after party tomorrow. Today, he had a piece out. So he wasn't able to stick around and not give us the update. But tomorrow. That's why yes. Manana di coca. Thank you. I think he's still processing everything that happened. Primavana, he's not ready. He's still processing. You're lying in a good way. Yeah. That's true. You're not just your everyday girl. You know what I'm saying? You bring a lot to the table best. Yeah. And that's why. Whoever the man is is going to be blessed to be your husband one day. And he's to come with it. Do you want to end this? I know. I'm already yelling at him. No, dude. Oh, how are we? Yeah. Kim, how was your weekend? What did I do? Oh, I had the best weekend. I was away from Eddie because Eddie was at a wedding. Yeah. We were in Tejas in between Austin and San Antonio. I think Johnson City is the name of the place. Why you mean you were having the best weekend? Because you were without Eddie. I had the best weekend without Eddie. Because Friday I did every self-care possible. I did my eyebrows. I did my nails I just had the best girl alone time Eddie got me a facial and a massage for international women's day Let's go. So it was just perfect then I got home. I made my favorite pasta I hate it, but it's really interesting. It's so interesting. It's so cool. I was able to watch the whole Netflix series. It was the best. On Orthodox, right? Yeah. You watch the whole thing? Yeah. That's my favorite. It's the Jewish one. Yeah. It's so good. And I'm actually so obsessed with Orthodox Jews right now, and the best way possible. Like I'm learning everything on TikTok, and it's a blast. So yeah. They have, they have really cool. I think the reason why Kim likes them is because they have those long patias. Oh, the cyburns. The cyburns. And Kim has long cyburns, too. Don't believe me for that, because my brother says, "Why do you have a lot of hair there?" He did. Why do you have so much hair? Let me see. If I was you, I would shave him off. Nah. Those are the ciente brows right there. They're ciente cousins. Sideburns. Sideburns. A lot of hair on the nape of my neck. What's nape mean? Yeah, I never heard of that. A nape means the back of your neck. Yeah. It's his own ciente. I don't know. That's an ape. On my back. Yeah. We're really hairy. On my Salvadorian side. Let's go. My dad isn't really that hairy, but my mom is and all her brothers, her uncles. Yeah. We all are so hairy. If God blesses you and Eddie getting married one day and having children, your kids are a little jit going to come out with like a full mole. Yeah. They're so hairy. But I'm going to love it. Super, super little baby werewolves. I am. I am busy. You're out of here. I'm killing those. And then you guys love puppies. Yes. You're a boy stop. Oh, boys. Eddie, how do you feel that Kim has such a great time without you, bro? I mean, let me know. Coming up next. Oh. At KeyBank, we know a small moment like, "Huh, what's it like to have a yard?" Can lead to an even bigger question like, "Am I ready to buy a home?" And that's the type of moment where we'll meet you. Prepare to talk about everything you need to know when applying for a mortgage, so you can try to turn those backyard dreams into reality. Paul? Yes. Question. Are you a hammock person? You know, I think I might be. For every financial need, we'll meet you in the moment. KeyBank opens doors, NMLS-399797 Equal Housing Lender. The legends are true over building power. The source of testing. Yes. The most legendary sauce has arrived, has McDonald's transformed into the anime world of McDonald's. The greatest flavors unite in all new savory chili McDonald's sauce to make your 10-piece with nuggets, fries, and fries ultra-powerful. Unlock manga comics with every meal, and sit down for a new anime short every week, only at McDonald's. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh. Go. I participated in McDonald's for a limited time while supplies last. Go ahead, Eddie. I'm happy that she had a great time, that's what self-care is very important, and I booked her the self-care so she doesn't go out also, so that was part of the plan. No, but, yeah, self-care is super important and I'm happy that she had a good time. Yes, and I actually got invited to a party. I knew it! I was gonna say. And if we stay. And you don't want to know who was there at the party. One of your best ones. And the next situation. So I didn't go. Buh! But did you know? I'm like, yours, obviously. Yeah. Eddie's ex, remember, left him for a 60-year-old millionaire? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So when did you find out your ex was gonna be at this party that you might go to, Kim, or the... Well, I see that person very often, just because... The ex? Yeah. Okay. Because of, like, mutuals... Yeah, mutual circles and friends and whatnot, and hangouts. That's what's up. Friday night or Saturday night? I don't remember. I think Saturday night. Saturday, yeah. Did you talk it over with Eddie, or did you just pull the trigger on your own? Oh, no. I asked him. Yeah. What did that combo? What does that sound like? She just told me that she was gonna go. Yeah. She might go to this party, and she just let me know that the ex would be there. And I said, "Oh, thank you for letting me know." That's great. And, you know, if you want to go, go ahead. Yeah. That was a trap. How? I'm in. Well, you're in. That's a trap. Because you and Eddie are both Toxico's, Kim? Uh-huh. Oh, no. Yes, fine. Go ahead. Yeah, it would. To see if he really goes. And then if he goes, you pulling out to that party. Or you're watching everyone's stories, like super sure. I don't know when you see it in the back, or if you hear anyone around it. I can't believe you went. You said I could go. It was a test, and you say it. But I said, I made him, I made Eddie, like, mini vlogs about my day. So it was like, so he would know what I was doing the whole day. Yeah. So cute. It's good. So you felt like you weren't really away from each other. It was great. Well, yeah. I made, like, a vlog from the moment I woke up to the very end, and he's like, how was your day? Didn't respond. Just sent the vlog. Watching. You're like, watch these three hours. [laughter] She was all believing, plus, spaces for him to respond on the video of. No wonder Eddie was just in his phone the whole time at the wedding. Now I know. Usually he's watching sports, but not this time. Not this time. So now the wedding was awesome. Yeah. It was absolutely beautiful. Shout out to my nephew, Eddie's cousin, Edward, and his beautiful bride, Alyssa. Just two great people. Yes. They love the Lord. It was awesome to just, also what I love about weddings, that you get family reunions out of it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And that's really cool. It's unfortunate, but Laneta, when you think about it, when the whole family gets together, it's either a funeral or a wedding. So I'd rather it be a wedding. Right. So it was, it was a lot of fun. And then it was our youngest daughter, Alani's birthday yesterday, Sunday. So we kept telling her that that was her birthday present, a trip to Texas and she was all about it. She was, oh, yeah. [inaudible] Yeah. Birthday girl. Cowgirl boot. Speak with shiny stuff on a glitter. That Texas waffle that you all had at breakfast and you sent us in the group chat, dude, right? And then Ariela's pancake to Texas size. Yeah. Did you see the size of those pancakes? Yes. It's insane. Cam looks for people in the background. I look at the floor. Oh, when I sent pictures and searching who's there, is anybody, is any girl sitting next to Eddie? Yeah, the waitress. There wasn't. It wasn't. Yeah. Now I got hella chopped up. I don't know. Matt, we thought. Did you from the pancakes? I don't know, dude. I didn't even pick out. I really didn't. I didn't even pick out. I really didn't. And you saw we ate most of the time together. I really didn't pick out because I had picked out the weekend before. Right. I was going to be mentos. There's a lot of like spices, spices, which I love, but maybe my stomach's just not used to it anymore. You feel me? Eddie, tell me, tell me. Eddie's been ripped up, though. Yeah. Yeah. It's like an ongoing thing. But we didn't eat that much. I know at the wedding, we don't give us two tacos. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Well, you had to get back in line again, man. Oh, which makes sense. No. Good. It's a little taco. Come on. I would have been there, right? Yeah. Kiss him. I saw pictures. Can you follow? Come out doors? Yes. I would have brought an assador right there. He's going to get in there. Come here. I need to sell outside. Let's go. Yeah. Let's go. Yeah. That's great. Mr. Fisher brings the liquor in. I did. Yeah. Oh, that's him for sure. The bottle is squared. He ain't even going to have a blast. What's up, Eddie? Yeah. And then my dad was funny throughout the whole wedding. Yeah. When they were dancing in the dance floor, my dad, it was like the whole family, right? Yeah. We were holding hands. We were doing like little circles. Yeah. You know, you do la Reva. Yes. And then like we were going in. Yeah. And then going in. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know, la rega. That's kind of Greek or get the dogs. No. Yeah. Eddie told us to do it for kids. But yeah, we're having a blast. Oh, I love that. Yeah. And some random dude passed by my dad. And when I grabbed that random dude and brought him into the circles. That's the funniest thing. Because my brother George, Eddie's dad thought it was our cousin, but I would. And it wasn't. It was a grando. Because both of them are kind of more than it does. Yeah. And so he grabbed them, just saw his hand in the door, and he thought it was my cousin. Yeah. Pulled them in. But the dude was not shy. No. He was like, no. Yeah. You went in the middle for a dancing. He went in the middle. Who were like, yo, what is this full come from? No, man. Yeah. And then there was my brother George holding hands with it. I love that best that you got to be there with your whole family, but your brothers were supportantly. Yeah. You know, taking the time off. Yeah. My brother Eddie, who you guys know as Puleen and then my brother George, they're both my older brothers. And then, you know, our parents are now in heaven, but I know they were super stoked and happy that we were there together. And if you know the whole duck story, when I came home yesterday, the two ducks were chilling in our backyard again. Oh, yeah. Another sign, yeah. Duck Patrol. Remember that cartoon, maybe pop patrol, no, duck tails. Oh, yeah. Remember that. Kids like, I have no idea. Can you miss out? Yeah. Good time. Your generation doesn't have as good as cartoons as we did. Folks. No, no, no. This kid is 24. I'm 41. And pretty well, you're in your early 30s, Eddie, you're late 20s. Yeah. That feels so good. Woo. Woo. And my very dragon tail. Dragon tail. Dragon tail. Yeah, that's what's up. But the wedding was awesome, man. It was a blessing to be there. Love. With the familia. And again, the last couple of reunions that we've had, it was at funeral, so it was nice to be celebrating love and I love love. I love seeing people that are in love and... Did you cry? Yeah. Yeah, there was a moment. But not like crazy, cry. Not like a crazy guy. I was like after my daughters and all that, Adiela and Alani. They loved it, dude. They loved dancing. Yeah, they do. Yeah. It was a vibe. So I cry at weddings, too, though. You cry at wedding school? Oh, no. I don't think so. I don't even think Kim's going to cry at her own wedding. Yeah, I don't think so. She's going to be like, "It's going to ruin my makeup. I can't. Sorry, Eddie. Eddie's going to do all their crying for sure. Yeah, I'm going to cry for sure. Yeah, I'm going to cry for sure. And I'll cry. And Eddie's dad will definitely cry. They're sure. Yeah. He cried at the wedding. What was it? He cried at-- yeah. And at the airport, we heard. Oh, yeah. Yeah. With the airport. Waterburger. Literally. Like just that waterburger waiting for our food. And look over it. My brother is like, "It's teary." I'm like, "Dude, it's just waterburger, dog." Like I know we don't have waterburger in Cali, but you're going to be okay. And they're like, "No. Is that a wedding? So be like, "That's me. I'm going to cry. Y'all don't like crying." - Awesome. Eddie is not a fan of Waterburger. - Yeah, he said he was going to Waka Burger. - Waka Burger. - You call it Waka Laka Burger. - Waka Laka. - Waka Laka. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - We went to Dallas last year. - See? - Yeah, Waterburger to try it out. What did you think? - I thought it was good. And I even got it from the airport too. Well then again, the first time I got it best, I was, I was literally, you literally dropped me off. I was like, I don't know how I made it to my flight, but I made it. And then the second time I got it was the same thing, we were in the airport though, coming home. - Uh-huh. - And both times were fire. - What did you order from there? - I think I just ordered like a double, double, like regular with bacon and cheese. - My mouth. (laughing) (speaking in foreign language) - Just regular food. - Just regular. - And then like a drink and then the fries. It was good, I thought it was good. - Waterburger is a hit or miss, and it's not Waterburger's fault. It literally is who's working. - Who's working, yeah. - Because the first time we had Waterburger when we pulled up to San Antonio. - Yeah, fire. - This weekend, no, horrible. - Oh. - Like how can you mess up their chicken strips? Their chicken strips are amazing. They were cold, bro. - Mm, oh no. - Yeah. - Oh yeah, you'll be mad. - And then the burger was cold. So, you see what I'm going with that? - I don't know what that's going on. - They don't have the airport. - It was a lot better, 'cause it was just made, I think it was with love. (laughing) - You're brother George Cracker, right? (laughing) - It's not the right thing. - Is it the onions? (laughing) Eddie, what else was your takeaway from this weekend? We played soccer too. - We played soccer, yeah. - Wow. - For soccer, it was fun. - Did you get injured? - No, I almost injured my dad and my uncle a couple of times. - You know, fights? - Eddie was savage, bro. Now I know why he's always getting in fights on Sunday league. It's him. He's the problem, bro. - It's me. - Good thing he was on my team or else he would have tore me up. - Hey, Eddie. - And how did you do? How'd you do good? - Yeah, right, you had to see that, boo. (speaking in foreign language) - No, what happened? - He did really good. He surprised me. (laughing) - Wow. - Eddie. - That's guys he's been played. - He surprised Georgie Tamiya? - Yeah. - Hey, brother. - He was on our team and you were good at defending the ball. Not really running, but controlling the ball. - Literally the definition of soccer, running. He's like, you want that good at the running part? But like blocking everybody else with your body? - You were like the goalie or whatever? 'Cause you thought, "Pavasto?" - No. (speaking in foreign language) (laughing) - No, it was funny. We did a "Kaskerita" right before the wedding. - What's up? - "Kaskerita" like a little soccer game. It was like four on four. It was fun. - "Kaskerita." - Yeah, dude. I went back, took a shower. I was like, "Hell, that's iron." And I pulled a hamstrings. - We had the brides. Dad went to. - Yeah. - He was tired as heck. - Wow. - Yeah, he had a blast. Now it was awesome though, man. But yeah, guys, tomorrow. Stay tapped in. We're gonna get Flaco up in here tomorrow. - Wow. - And talk about Primavana's little date over the weekend. - Ooh. - You look happy. - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm happy. I slept all weekend, hell yeah. And we're gonna post pictures and video of the date tomorrow as well on our Instagram and Facebook @shaboyshow. All right, guys. Love you. (speaking in foreign language) Primavana. Follow her on Instagram. Social media. - It's Vanessa Cido. - Kibs. - Kimberly, I see you with two A's at the end. - Eddie, Eddie Sotelo. Misha doesn't have any, and I'm an Edgar Aisotelo. Kim, I will say though, Eddie behaved very well. - Thank you. I'm happy to hear. - No. - He proudly would say and tell people, "I am in love and I have a girlfriend." - Yup. - Love it. - Just letting you know. - I was very proud of him. - Sotelo didn't want to do it. - No. - Sotelo's pulled up. - No. - That's what he tried to say right now, right? - Right. I feel like that's what I got from. - No. - No. - I'm just saying in conversation. 'Cause why would he have to say that unless somebody's asking? - Exactly. - You're getting to meet people and you talk about your life. - Oh, why does he have to meet people, right? - Yeah, like I thought it was a family thing. I thought he already knew everybody. - Yeah. - They're all better because of you. - Oh. - La prima de la prima. - La prima. - La prima. - La prima. - La prima. - The legends are true. - Overbuilding power. - A sauce of testing. - Yes. The most legendary sauce has arrived as McDonald's transforms into the anime world of McDonald's. The greatest flavors unite in all news. Haverie chili McDonald's sauce to make your 10 piece with nuggets, fries and sprites ultra powerful. Unlock manga comics with every meal and sit down for a new anime short every week. Only at McDonald's. Bada, bah, bah, bah, bah, go. - I participated in McDonald's for limited time. I'll supplies last.