Chrissie is joined by Kat Kanada, Missy B, Keanu Thompson and Aaron Imholte. The gang discusses the drama with Aaron, his former wife April and the Rekeitas, Anna That Star Wars Girl is pregnant and more!
Episode originally aired June 9, 2024
Chrissie Mayr Podcast
CMP 771 - SimpCast - Chrissie Mayr, Kat Kanada, Missy B, Keanu Thompson, Aaron Imholte
(upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Hey everybody. My name is Frankie. We're down with your list of the Syntast with Chrissy Meyer. I'm Frankie Down. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) - This is called for Ayala. Hi. - Hey, do you remember me? - Who's this? - Nick. - Nick. - No. - Last name, Gers. - Nick Gers. - I don't know names. I don't remember my mom's name. - I just want to say it again. - If you would tell me my mom, I wouldn't remember her name. Like I'm really bad with names. How do you look? - When you see my name again, I don't even know if you heard my name. - Nick Gers. - Thank you. - Why? Why? - Because I'm like that. Why do you have to call in like that? I'm not even calling. It's a horrible, horrible call, right? I'm going to play you a little sign. - Hey, Gers. - Oh, Nick. - Me Chinese. Me play jokes. Me put pee-pee in your cup. (upbeat music) - I was craving the slurpee. (laughter) - Can I get my change back correctly? - I feel like a lot of us are conservative in the way that we just want to be able to say the N word and not really match. - That's all I want. Come on. - Can't I just say the N word? - That's how big we get mad personally. - Come on, guys. - Wild to huge fan of yours. She loves sense of TV. - Oh, great. - I do. I love your show. Big fan. - All she wants is to be able to say the N word, but that's the only thing that's holding her back in life. - Yeah. - Oh, it just, you go like this. (beep) (laughter) - Fuck. (upbeat music) - I'm taking the dog. (upbeat music) - I'm taking the dog. (upbeat music) (laughter) - This is happy to have the attention. (laughter) - This is happy to have the attention. 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(applause) (upbeat music) (applause) (applause) - Faggot does not make you intelligent, and I get out of here. - No, no, Mrs. Staht. - Mrs. Staht. - ♪ Mr. Staht ♪ - ♪ Mr. Staht ♪ - ♪ Mr. Staht ♪ - ♪ Mr. Staht ♪ - ♪ Mr. Staht ♪ - ♪ Mr. Staht ♪ - ♪ Mr. Staht ♪ - Happy World, God of City today, bitches! - ♪ Happy World, God of City today ♪ - Mwah! - ♪ A battle about day and day ♪ - ♪ Happy World, God of City today ♪ - ♪ Happy World, God of City today ♪ - ♪ Happy World, God of City today ♪ - ♪ Happy World, God of City today ♪ (applause) ♪ Something but the happy day ♪ ♪ Something but the happy day ♪ - ♪ Happy day ♪ - ♪ The weekend comes with a cycle of time ♪ (upbeat music) - ♪ Your lip is gonna get in there ♪ (upbeat music) - ♪ Feelin' in a few different times ♪ - ♪ 'Cause I kinda get a real deep color ♪ - ♪ I kinda go in here at the lot ♪ (dramatic music) (dramatic music) (gasps) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Oh boys and girls, welcome to SimpCast, your very favorite appointment viewing Sunday night show. We simp for you, you simp for us. Again, this is just a fun, this is a fun lighthearted show with fun, lighthearted topics, but sometimes serious ones. And yes, hello chat. Oh good, the food is here. (laughs) What's this? Oh, I got food. All right, okay, thanks you. Someone brought me food. And a baby, hello. Okay, guess what guys, I'm going to be doing a standup show first time since giving birth, my goodness, it's coming up. It's gonna be in July, July 20th. Oh, my mom's birthday. Don't get sad, Chrissy. No, Saturday, July 20th. If you're in the Westchester area, I'll be headlining in Mount Kisco at this venue called Jazz on Maine. I think there's gonna be two shows that night. My good friend, my funny friend, Keanu Thompson will be performing that night as well. So come on out. Tickets, I gotta find a ticket link. We may have created one. It's just not in my calendar yet, 'cause I'm still in the baby mode. I got baby brain. My brain is shrunken. Anyway, time to bring in our fabulous guests. Kat, Canada and Keanu Thompson and whoever else is coming later. Yay! A little bit about my outfit. I'm sure you're wondering, Chrissy, who are you wearing? This is a pajama shirt from last night. That I have worn all day. Literally, I spent the whole day meaning to change out of this shirt. And then I blinked and it was 8.45 p.m. and I was like, "Well, I guess this is my show shirt now." A lot of people who newly give birth to humans, they just wear sweatshirts or something all day around. That's probably a matching set. Say it is, even if you don't have the bottom side. No, it does match. It matches. That's a lovely, lovely pajama outfit. You're a comfy chic. I'm going to keep wearing this right to bed. Why not? I just have not reached this level of, usually I can throw on something I haven't slept in for my day. But you know what, it was a Sunday. I don't know. I definitely feel a little squirrely. Chrissy, when I woke up at your bachelorette party, I had slept in my jeans. That's normal. That's completely normal. So you have nothing to worry about. I don't know how you can sleep in a jean. That's a hard, I like to sleep in my shoes too. I'm weird. That's like a prison habit. You're ready to just jump out and run out at a moment's notice. I don't like my feet. Well, first of all, there's a devil cat here. But also, I don't know. It comforts me to sleep in the cute outfit that I went out in. You probably feel protected to fall asleep with your shoes on. But do you know that might move to be encased in something? I don't know why. Back in the day in college, if you fell asleep at a party with your shoes on, I believe that gave the go-ahead to the other party goers to fuck with you. They'd drop penis on your head, stick your hand in warm water. Put a penis on your head. Put, yes. Just put their penis on your head and just stencil around it. Luckily, I'm never the one to fall asleep first. Never. Or ever. It can't be soft if you're going to stencil. Right. Exactly. Right. Oh, God. How embarrassing is stenciling a soft penis? Yeah. Wait. What's worse? A hard penis being stenciled around your forehead or a soft one. Both? I think I would wake up if there was a hard, a hard member against my face. I don't know if I would wake up for a soft one. I don't know if I would feel that. I'm saying a hard member would sound more like. I think I'd wake up either way. I'm untoward, like sleeper. Well, yeah. You shouldn't be, you shouldn't be erect if you're doing a practical joke. So if you are, you should, yeah, it should, you could just draw a dick. You know, actually, you know what, Christy, I take this all back. No one is stenciling dicks. That's terrible. I think they're just drawing them out of their memory. Right. If I was a guy, I would always, and I was going to stencil my dick onto someone's face. I'd always, I'd probably draw it a little bigger. I'd probably freehand it a bit. Right. Then it, then it becomes, well, wait, is this a stencil? Did somebody actually have their dick on my head? Right. Or is this like a, you know, wow, this is a great intro. Did you girls both go to college? Yes, but not like the kind where I was in dorms sleeping there. I lived close by enough to not have to be in dorms. I always felt really bad for those kids, the ones that like were commuters. Cause I was like, oh, you're not getting the whole, like, the whole experience. You're not getting the whole, you know, hooking up with somebody down the hall experience. You probably got more done. You probably got better grades. Well, I mean, I was paying for it. So I was trying to get good grades. Yeah. It was a counting. It was so boring. It's a whole different thing. I guess if your parents pay, it's like, this is just a party. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't, I lived in the dorm, but I lived with my boyfriend for the most part, the first year, and then I lived off campus. But yeah, all a party, lots of dicks being. Sorry, don't mind me. I just, uh, I'm having a little bit of a chicken franchise moment. I love it. Oh, you would put up close. I don't have a knife. I don't have a knife. This is really. Take another bite. Can I put you on solo layout? Is that a schnitzel? No, it's a chicken franchise. Oh, take another bite. It's dripping. Oh my God. It's all time now. It's so good. Yeah. I love it. This is, this is definitely a summon fetish somewhere. Um, wow. You're gonna invite right there. That's, that's good, sim quality content right there. That's really good. We got to remember whatever place we ordered this from Frank. Wow. How long did you eat anything today? I'm using this shirt also as an Afghan. It's fine. It's all good. Yeah. Hello guys. Hi, sorry, sorry. Make these degenerates pay extra. See, you see, to me, it's like, it's not as professional to submit you guys to this subject, you guys to this. Hold on. You, you're, you're allowed, you're feeding a human. And from what you say is like soup, what'd you call it? Super turbo feedings where he wants to eat every hour. Yeah. And, um, I think I, I had, I had a, I had some ice cream last night. So I'm really sure I can't have ice cream ever again. Like as long as I'm breastfeeding him, because I think it's, I think it's bothering his stomach. So I'm officially done with ice cream. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's what it was. He could just be in a growth spurt right now, but like, did he have the shoes today or something or what? I mean, his life is having the shits. He just like, yeah, his, his, it's constant diarrhea. He farts with no regard for the band. Yeah. He farts with records, but he farts with his whole little body. He'll just go. And then he'll just like look into my eyes and like make a human, like a full grown man sounding fart. That's because he's a boy and he's just trying to. I'm actually eating it in the shape of something. Yeah, I'm actually trying to. I'm actually eating it in the shape of something. It looks a little, just. Yeah. I'm actually trying to. I'm actually eating it in the shape of something. It looks a little. Yeah. I'm actually eating it in the shape of something. It looks a little. Yeah. I'm actually trying to. I'm just, I'm really a chicken sculptor for anything. You're sculpting a chicken out of golfing. I'm really, I'm basically like the Da Vinci. You know, I'm, I'm just sort of like carving around it. Like there's art in here. I'm just, I'm just eliminating everything. That's not the art. Throw it against the wall and you'll be Jackson Pollock. Now it just looks like I'm. Yeah. Now it just looks like I'm. They really pounded the shit out of that chicken. It's quite thin. Yeah. Look how thin it is. This is a very Italian place we got it from. You ever have that pounding mallet and cook your chicken that way yourself? Or tend to have a check out of it? You have a pounding mallet. Yep. I love it. Sorry. This is really, I always give a lot of shit for eating on the stream and look at me now. All right. Yeah. Yeah. I read something today on Instagram that breastfeeding takes up 30% of your brain power. I'm like, Jesus fuck. I'm only dealing with 30%. Like I'm. 30% of your brain power. Yeah. Like that. I was like, what the fuck? That must be why like I'm the IT guy of these streams. It would do it because because you're. It's the weirdest thing because I'm technologically retarded. But I'm like, well, why don't you just do this? You're like, oh, yes, that does make sense. But I can't imagine that, uh, that that would be, that that would be true. You seem to have full functioning brain power. It's pretty crazy. I feel like I can't do anything. Like I did the math. I think you, you breastfeed for something like six or seven hours a day. It's like a full work day. And it's fascinating. Wow. Yeah, when it's cluster feeding, it's like every five minutes. Yeah, cluster feeding is like every hour, but it might be to like soothe him. Like if he's just feeling like emotional and freaked out, it's like. Usually he eats for milk, but sometimes he'll just like stay there and then he'll eat. Yeah, he'll just make. It was just like cuddle up. It's really cute. Ah, sorry guys. Well, if you need to feed. We'll talk about ourselves somewhere. Oh, good. He's got his two month doctor's appointment tomorrow. And I think he's, he's got to be like 12 or 13 pounds. He's like a little sack of potatoes. He's a junk. He's dense, you know. It's quick. Hey, like it just happens. So bad. I looked at the newborn clothes and I was like, are we shrinking these in the wash? Is that, is that what's happening? Cause I hate when like, I shrink any of like Frank's shirts or anything like that. I'm like, are these clothes all shrinking? Like were they really? That's small. I don't know. I'm losing my mind. You're doing great, Chrissy. You're goddamn. Yeah. Like I said, Mickey gave us cold formula and I'm fine. Aren't you great? You're better than fine. I love your shirt, Keanu. It looks like the type of bathing suits I would wear to diving practice. I have a bunch of these. They're that weird thing. I just ordered. Oh my God. It looks like it's like drawing your tits. Like it looks like it's, it's almost spray paint. Is that intentional? It's an optical illusion. It's supposed to be like, it's supposed to make you look great. Oh my God. That's cool. Very 90s. Yeah. It's like, it's, it's like a magic eye. Remember the magic eyes from the 90s? You would stare at a thing and then pull it away and be like, oh, a sailboat. I kind of just spent a half hour on that. Yeah. It's supposed to be like the insides of your body or something. And I have one with hands. I have a bunch of these. Yeah. Three dollars. Jean. I love it. You just wear a shirt once and then you throw it away. Yeah. Yeah. It's okay. I don't know why I'm showing you. I've worn this a couple of times. Like I'm so much, you know, what you got to do is like, you got to, at a certain point, like get rid of clothes that are not, uh, I'm just accumulating. I have so much stuff. And like you kid yourself thinking like, Oh, I'll wear this. Well, it's okay. I'll wear it at some point, but then, but you don't. It's the only thing I hoard. The only thing I collect. The only thing I want to own is an inordinate amount of clothes. I threw away four pairs of leggings today and I wanted to cry. What were they bad? I'm like, I may wear these, but I'm trying to make room. Other than that, I'm like, get rid of everything. Every sentimental thing that Gino has. I'm like, I just put it in the garbage and see if he sees, if he fishes it out. Yeah. He's like, that's my favorite ricotta container that I like to drink out of. Right. Well, I'm like, I threw a straw away once. He's like, well, Max loads drink out of that straw at this game. I'm like, was it like a reusable, like a hard plastic Starbucks straw kind of thing? Well, no, Chrissy. It was just a, just a couple straw. That's bad. That's depression era hoarding. That's hoarding. Yeah. So we're meeting in the middle somehow. Are you drinking out of a French press? I love that. I love that. What the fuck? What? Why? That's funny, actually. Um, just people started noticing that I'm using very odd vessels for drinking. So I just kind of went with it. Just do it. Just pick it up on vessels. Yeah. This is, I think somebody gave this to me like way back when I'm finally using it for coffee. Yes. It's my other show. You know, I've had this damn show on compound media since 2019 and there's like no merch. I have no shirts. I have, I got to do something about that. Oh, we have the wet spot rag. It hangs in our bath. A fan made one rag, like one towel. It's like a rally towel. I think it's called or a golf towel. Well, we still, you know, it hangs in our bathroom. So, but that's, I mean, I want to, like, I want something that I can like give to the bleacher creatures, give to people. They take enough, don't they? I like them. They're, they're growing on me. Do you know that one of the bleacher creatures pushups? Uh, Lila had him at her house. Along with, um, somebody else drew, uh, drew his, he's like a. He was a marine and he got vaccine injured and he has like a really. A compelling story actually, but he had, she had drew. And pushups over her house and, and her mother cooked them all, like, Filipino food. What? And I was like, I would never have pushups in my house. She's too nice. Pushups. I'm sure you're in the chat. What's up, buddy? I would actually, I, you know what? I have no scruples. I'd probably have them all over my house too. I suppose I make you would do. But, but yeah, no, that's sweet. Wait, Lila's out. That's so nice. Yes. Yeah, because Lila's mom, she'll come into town like every few months or so. And she loves it because like she just helps her clean, like, do all the things that moms are good at. Like, I remember when my mom would come over to like my apartment or usually my college dorm. And she would like tidy up and do laundry and stuff. And it's like, oh, I feel weight lifted off your shoulders. Wait, you saw pushups junior? You saw pushups yesterday and all his glory. Yeah, you should, if you see him, just tell him how Jewish he looks. He loves that. He does love that. Did he, did he go to the thing and what are they? There was a, yeah, there was a big hit up in Dallas. It was a, um, Geeks and Gamers rip a verse meet up, but it became sort of like just a who's who of the internet based on the pictures. Lila was there. And she was there. The FNT boys were there. X-ray girl. And then did a mints, um. Mint salad. Mint salad. She was there. She was there. Her boyfriend. Got arrested. I don't really understand the context for that, but. It's always fun. Someone's, someone's always getting arrested at one of these meetups. Gotta keep it interesting. I don't know what the context was either. It's like, what am I recording? Oh. Oh, okay. I love it too. Okay. Yeah. I can find it. It's actually funny how like delightfully clueless she was. She was just like, what do I, what am I recording? She didn't seem super concerned. I have no idea why he would have been arrested. I don't know. But I think there's bad blood between the, the rip of verse people and, uh, her boyfriend. Interesting. I think he's like critical of them. And that's putting it lightly. Well, I'm glad Mint had a good time. She looked like she did. I love her. I can't say nice. Nothing's about her. But yeah, she is, she's a delight. She is. She's been fun every time she's been on the show. All right. I can't find that clip. She is like, I didn't realize like how much kind of like nudie photos she kind of has on her timeline. Oh, yeah. I like, I like everyone. I'm like, Oh my gosh, looking at those boobs. I mean, if I weren't a mother. Hi, cat. What's popping? What's going on in Canada? Okay. So Canada, um, is poised to start taking this country back from the authoritarian cry bullies. That's what we were ready to throw you out with the bathwater. Okay, still consider us, you know, keep that as plan B. But for now, I'm volunteering with an organization that's putting on a conference that's going to address, you know, all the authoritarianism and censorship that's sprouting all over this country. And we're hoping it turns into a really big annual, maybe even more than annual event here. Um, where is it? It's, uh, it's this month. So it's June 21st, 22nd and 23rd. Uh, we, you know, we've got a venue in Victoria, BC, which is nice. It's in my province. Uh, lots of speakers are already confirmed. We have, you know, Dr. Peter McCullough j about a chart. I love Peter McCullough. Oh, we have Brian Peckford. He was one of the people that literally drew up the Canadian charter. Uh, like lots of people that are, you know, very concerned in the direct of the direction that the country's going. So we're, we're actually, um, yeah, we're hoping that this is an annual thing and we're hoping that this is the start of course correcting our country here. And I'm stoked to be volunteering my time for them. Um, hopefully, not this year, but next year, we're hoping to have Jordan Peterson and James Lindsay there. Um, we're hoping to have that there. This were, yeah, good though. Gadsad. Oh, not good to. She knows nothing. So, yeah, so that's their head. Yeah. No, that's, well, I'm like, I mean, I don't know. I just spoke, which I just remember her in that video that this loves put together during lockdown. Oh, God. Yeah. We know what you're going through. It's hard. Oh, it's all. Oh, it's so hard. What was it it was like, um, I, I, they're saying I take credit or I, um, something like they were taking credit, or they were like, I, uh, wow. I'm like, I'm like, accountability. They did a video like that to something about either BLM or some sort of like, I don't know, lifting black and white, even, even me as a celebrity. I'll do better. Get out. If it's possible. Okay. It's possible for me to do any better. I will. I will. What makes me happy? Right. If you guys are going to span the chat, the least you can do a subscribe. I think that's fair. But Christ's sake. Uh, what's made me happy this week? The word on the street is that electric cars are not really going to be a thing. I don't think they ever work on the game. There was a moment where I was like, so I have to fucking buy one of these dumb fucking. No, wind up cars and, and turns out our, our infrastructure can't really support, support that. Like, what, maybe 20% of people, but not, not, it's, it's a scam. And I was so relieved by that. The thing is solar panels. It's like, if people call you on the phone, like from the cable company and idiots will go like, you mean, I could, do you mean to tell me I could save this much money this time per month because idiots talk on the phone to the cable company, right? And then they get solar panels and it's like, okay, whatever, but it's not really viable. I don't think you have anything to worry about. When Frank and I read our last apartment, they would, he gets so many spam calls, but he would get a lot of spam calls for solar panels and he would just like keep them on the phone as long as possible. He would basically like get them to the point where like they were going to try to put solar panels, but they, not on an apartment building, you can't do that. But he would like give them the address. He'd be like, Oh, yeah, we want solar panels. It's like a fucking apartment building. So it's like, we would not have the authority to do that. At the end of the call, let me give you the number of my super. Yeah, because I live in an apartment building. But I miss our super. Our super's name was Keanu and he just, he did jack shit. He was the only one. He had a, he must have had a sweet deal. I think he was living there probably for free in exchange for like super, super activities, which he barely did. You'd always say, I think he was like Eastern European. He'd be like, call me tomorrow. And you'd be like, Keanu, the fucking thing is like exploding and leaking. He'd be like, call me tomorrow. The only time he ever acted with any urgency was like I was going to work one day and I went to leave. And the fucking doorknob fell off on both sides of the door. Oh, like I went to leave and I had locked myself inside somehow by doing that. So I was like trying to go to work. And there was a doorknob out in the hallway and a doorknob just like at my feet. I was like, Keanu, I'm locked at the door knob fell off. Go make tomorrow. No, I'm stuck now currently. And then he came over and then we had, we had some mice that we caught. It was fun. All that stuff gives you character, I think. And that was also in New York. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The first mouse that we trapped under the oven, I pulled it out of the glue trap, let it pull it off. I just like pulled it the trap out from under the oven and I was like, I was crying because I was like, oh my God, it's a little life. And then, you know, the fifth mouse like get this fucking thing. Drawing it down the garbage chute. I had one mouse in the first apartment I ever lived in in New York. And I don't think I've ever seen a mouse ever. I reacted. I was like, it wasn't. I was so shocked in the way that I reacted. I was watching Survivor. I'll never forget it just in the middle of the day. And a mouse, I'm like, is that? But I stood up on the couch and I'm like, like, I love Lucy. Like, I'm like $500 later. I'm like, please get this intruder out of my home. Like, they're like, it happened. I'm like, no, this is horrifying. And then fuck, I mean, I moved out hastily because I couldn't even handle it. And of course, if you see a mouse in a field, I'd feel bad, but it's really long. Yeah, at least that's the one good thing about six is that she's keeping the mice away. I guess, although I could see her like in the middle of the night, just like dropping one on your head while you sleep. You know, I brought you something. Here's a gift for you. Still alive. Oh, my God. You know what? Two. Oh, God, horrifying. No. You have a cat. Candice. Yeah. She brought us all kinds of gifts, a bird, a mouse. Alive? Or dead? Dead. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's like, I was walking. I shall hunt for them. Wow. And they think that's like a nice thing to do. Yeah. I was walking. I was on the Upper East Side today walking and it wasn't a dead pigeon run over. I walked over like a tiny little dead bird. I don't even know where it came from or why it just like out of a nest. It looked like chicken little, like, I know a brand new baby. I know. But I'm like, where'd you come from? You don't even look like a pigeon. What is this? And it was on the sidewalk. I'm not even on. And you're like, there's no nests around. There's no trees. Yeah. The animals don't belong in Manhattan, honestly. No. No, they really don't. One of the scariest things I was, I'll never forget. I was walking and like the timing of it was so perfect that I literally, as my foot was coming to the sidewalk, a little, like a rat, not a mouse. It was a rat. It was a fucking one of these bad boys. I felt him run under my foot just as I was like putting my foot down. And I was like, it was the scariest. The timing was like, that's a one in a bajillion thing. Because they're not afraid of pigeons and rats. They're not afraid of pigeons scared the fuck out of me today. Just, just, just really confidently flew right down in front of me. I'm like, nah, everybody's like, like, okay. I will take a pigeon. I will take a rat any day over any kind of flying insect. Hmm. Anyway, were you bartended? Did you have like a roach problem? Do they have, oh, they call them water bugs. Oh, in South Carolina, they call them pomata bugs, which are flying. Rock roaches. Yeah. Not where I bartended. I don't any bug. I think roaches are, I'm terrified of spiders, but I don't see them here. I think roaches. I'm actually more scared of than. Roaches are the worst because they fly. My biggest fear is a roach flying and getting caught in my hair and me not knowing like where it is or how to get it out. Like, that's the biggest liability by having like big hair, long hair is like, yeah, bugs could get stuck in there. And then what are you going to do? I light my head on fire. That's. Yeah. So when I used to work at the Patriot on chambers in Church Street, they would crawl up out of the fucking sink. And I'd be in the basement and stuff. I only work. No, it's just a water bug. And I'm like, wait, sure. Okay. That's a very nice, you know, phrase for like, that's a La Cucoracha. Okay. I don't want it anywhere near this bar. No. Yeah. When it's like the size of your, like, thumb size. Oh, you know what? Now that you say it, I did walk in there. I only worked at that bar in the daytime. And I was just there completely on my own. And apparently they were having like a mouse problem. And I walked in one day and they had set out traps everywhere. And I'm walking over. They didn't even tell me. And I'm walking. I'm like, and they were just all fucking like, one was alive on it. I'm like, I'm like, I love animals. But I'm like, I can't. I, I called like, I called my buddy, Jack, who lived out of the block. I'm like, come help me get. He's a regular at the bar. I'm like, get, get, get this out of here. I can't do this by myself. Oh God. Filthy's saying that there's a giant venomous flying spider coming to New York. Filthy, why would you tell us about this? I choose not to believe it. No. Coming to New York sometime this year. Oh. Is it like, is it like another murder hornet type story? What does this look like? Ah, it's called a Jorro Jorro spider. Just one or no. No, it's when they say it's like an invasion. It usually means more than one. Yeah. Like, um, still better than the illegals. At least these you can kill and nobody will get upset with you. Oh my God. What's the illegal situation like in Canada? Oh, it's the same. They're pouring into the borders. Yep. They're coming. Like, there's a famous one. I think it's in Quebec, Rockston Road. It's, yeah, it's pretty bad. They, the, the guards at the border, they literally direct them. Here's the bus that you get onto. This will take you to the migrant center. This, you know, here, I'll call you a cab. We've seen footage of them literally carry helping them carry their luggage. They're just pouring in through our, they're basically concierge people. They're like, I would be so ashamed of, that was my job. And this is what I was doing, literally helping people who cross. And like, they obviously they don't get detained. Like they're like, whoa, you'll be arrested, but they don't get arrested. They get processed and they get sent to, you know, a nice hotel or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And on top of that, like our country has decided that, you know, in addition to the nearly half a million, uh, immigrants that are coming into this country, they're deciding to up those numbers. And, you know, that's the number they give us, but in reality, it's more like double, minimum double that amount. And as you can guess, housing crisis, healthcare crisis, skyrocketing prices everywhere. So it's the same story here. What kind of illegals are you getting in Canada? I think what do we have? Mostly Keanu Venezuela in New York. Whatever. I don't know. I know how they're making their way up from, from the States and coming in. Right. So they're making their way into America. And then America for them is not even good enough. And they're still making their way to Canada. Yeah. Yeah. Where in Canada do you live again? I'm on the West Coast, so like, I'm just above. Yeah. So I'm above California there. So opposite from Frankie McDonald. It's Frankie McDonald lives on the East Coast. Yes. It's muffin. Do you, do you get a lot of, like a lot of Americans that are fed up with a lot of them. Lefty sort of, uh, Americans go. Well, I'm going to move to Canada. If this person's elected president or what have you. Have you experienced that or are they full of shit? They're full of it. They're not moving anywhere. Like I've seen, I've seen the celebrities making the statements that they look so ridiculous. Let me say that. They're not going anywhere. You know, if they come here, they'll be shocked. Who was it? Someone I saw saying, I'm from New York and I'm used to expensive things. And I come up to Canada and like, I'm shocked at the prices here because every, our government is insane. Trudeau is insane. We're being taxed out, you know, out through our ears. The carbon tax is in effect now. So like everything is obviously skyrocketing in prices. It's pretty good. I don't even have any carbon. Why am I, why am I being taxed? And like, meanwhile, he's flying around, not just one campaign jet, like normal, uh, you know, hopefuls that to prime minister hopefuls, but two. He needed two jets for his campaign and all kinds of jets setting around the world. Who else is running? Well, we have, I don't know if you saw that famous, it was now famous video. He could cut even the attention of Alex Jones and Elon Musk. It's Pierre Polyev. He's the conservative, uh, hopeful for prime minister in 2025. Uh, he's poised to win. Uh, his numbers look really good. Trudeau Trudeau's party might not even form official opposition here. That's how bad his pole, he's doing in the polls right now. We might end up with like an obscure French party out of Quebec as opposition. Believe it or not, it's, it's kind of crazy, but wow. Yeah. It's pretty dire here. Like liberals are jumping ship because, uh, no one can afford to live. People are literally signing up for, for medical assistance and dying because they can't afford to live. And like, and it sounds like I'm telling a morbid joke, but that's like actually reality. Yeah, it's, uh, everywhere, I guess. It's just like, what am I even seeing? Is this, is this for real? Yeah. Canada, America. It is minister. Sorry. I'm, uh, let's do an eating camp. Take another bite. Sorry. One more bite. Wow. Oh, the boys. Sorry to disrespect you all like this. I think they love it. Ooh, yummy. I'm sorry. I did that to you. It was just like no salt at all, but I'm, I'm down with that. Oh my God. I would dump it in salt. Is it good? Yes. I highly recommend this show that we started watching on Netflix. It's like it's got so much going on. It's about, um, uh, I don't know where this town is, but this guy's basically like a bajillion air. And he's 86 something years old. He's like in his 80s. He's old as fuck. He's rich as fuck. And he owns a whole town. And it's, uh, he made all his money from owning this renaissance fair. And then he ended up just like buying the whole town that it's in. And he, he's basically like mayor of the town. And, um, he's, he's so rich. He talks about like, like wanting to go to Switzerland and paying someone to like end his life and stuff like that. And then as this show goes on and on, you're working in. Yeah, as the show goes on, he's like, he's like, and this, this time in my life, I only really want to, I'm going to find a companion. I want a garden. And I want to, I don't know. He just said, and then he said, like, find a companion. I'm like, like this old man is, is like horny, I think, you know, because he keeps bringing up like companion and he has like. Two kind of, he has like scars guard eyes that kind of go out this way. Like they each go out like that way. They don't like go forward. They go like that. Like me guy, the guy who played the it clown, he has like the eyes that go that way. Like who wandering eyes. Yeah. Yeah, two wandering eyes. And he's in these starts talking about how he takes my agra every day, like Justin. Just in case somebody walks up and I'm like, this horny motherfucker. What work is that on? What's it on? You don't know. Somebody in the chat. What it's, I think it's called Renfair, we say that I'm going to just look at old man who wants to kill himself the kaborkian way with two wandering eyes. And is very rich. It's called Renfair. Renfair. It's a docu series. Oh my God. It's a docu. It did. Yes, it's real. It's a docu series. They're following this guy around. And I love. I love the Renaissance here. I've gone, I've gone. There's one in Tuxedo, New York every year that we usually go just about like once a year. I've been in a time or two. Okay. This is a docu series. Okay. I'm making things because everyone who goes to these things, you're basically not leaving without spending a hundred dollars. Like every time you get a cup of meat or beer that's nine or 10 bucks and everybody's getting a turkey leg. And that's probably 12 plus dollars. And then you're there all day because usually you get dressed up. It's like you make a day of it. There's no dress up for the Renaissance fair. Yeah. The last time I went was the first time I really dressed up and that was not this past year but the year before. And it does make the experience more fun. And it's like, it's easy enough to just get a couple things off Amazon. Like you just get like a puffy shirt and a little corset and some some high boots. It's fun. It can be sexy. Yeah. You put on a little bit of an accent. You're like, hello, lords and ladies. Hello, lords. Like you. Oh, which way to the. Me. Yeah. Yes. You've had too much me. Fair, Sire. Excuse me. I forget myself. Yeah. A lot of this. The lady. And then you can dress up like a wood nimp or like a. I don't know. Very. It's like cosplay. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Got him. 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I only know about quid pro quo. Quid pro quo. Enter. Enter. Hunter Vocate. The only Hunter we allow in this show. Did any of you ladies get to watch Pat? Say Jack's final episode of Wheel of Fortune. He gave some very nice remarks at the end. Oh, so much has happened. Oh my God. Wow. My God. Jesus Christ. We've missed something. So, you know, who's going to take over? Who's going to take over? Alan Fuchs. I always know Alan Fuchs. He looks like he should be delivering a giant check. Be great at that. Yes. He would. He has a game show face. I tell him all the time. I'm like, you look like Pat. Say Jack. You should be delivering giant checks. I don't look like that. He doesn't need to say much. He's just sort of like good at, you know. He looks interesting. It's just worthy, but just trustworthy enough. He also looked like he could be like a villain in a Boz Lerman movie. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Soy sauce head and all. Hunter Vocate. I love Gene. Nobody says the F word way too much. He does say it way too much. Which F word? If it's the, I think he says fuck too much. I think he says the other one too much, actually. A little bit. Well, I don't mind when he says the other one, but when he screams it in a hateful way. But yeah, say the F word. He uses it. What does he say? Like fuck. He says he replaces um with fuck. I'm like, but then it just sounds like his bill pause word. Oh boy. Oh boy. It is. But then it's like I was fucking instead of errant. Yeah. They were fucking doing this and then a bit too much. Yes, for sure. Yeah. You know what stops that having a little kid around? My mouth was filthy and then I started to date Frank and he has a son and I was like, well, when I was around your baby, I'm like, this baby's so fucking cute. I'm like, oh my God. You know, it doesn't have a filthy mouth. Missy B. I am an innocent angel. I love your friends. You look like what kind of a background is this that you have? It's uh, it's felt. Ooh. Yeah. It's like felt paddles and then they're just, it's like a couple, like a couple feet. I like it. And thanks. Yeah. I was like looking for something on Amazon, like thinking like small squares, small tiles, but this, they just had like the big one and I kind of, you know, you can put them into any way you want. It's cool. Like it looks like you could be anywhere. I am. Who knows where I am. That's what I like. I like being off the grid. Yeah. What's a new Missy? I saw you on, um, Carl's podcast briefly. So that's what we were watching, um, before I started the show. Oh, yeah. That was fun. Breakin' down. Like is Erin, uh, Imhold a narcissist and you sounded very official. I was like, has Missy had schooling on this? Like you sounded like a psychiatrist. I, I mean, I did study. It was my minor and, uh, undergrad. Okay. Cause I liked it, but then my major was film. Very, very weird thing. And I was watching it too. I'm like, number one, she looks like she's in a chic LA podcast studio. Yeah. I did try to go for that. Thank you for saying that. I was like, I was like, it looks like dear media. You look like Bravo. You're talking, going to be talking about Bravo or something. It looks amazing. Yeah. I'm like, she really went like, well, this is what I looked up. And from what I've seen, this is that. So it was very professional. Yeah. Yeah. With the, um, yeah. Cause so Carl and I are, we're, we're adding that, uh, segment slowly. And you want to see how people respond to it. But, you know, the whole like, who are these narcissists kind of thing? Like there are so many out there. And you know, with the. Fucking starring John really is being such an incredible specimen. You know, people are just like, how the fuck? He's the template. He is. You're measuring all of them against him. Yeah. And so, um, you know, so we've talked about, like, oh, who can we start inspecting on and whatnot. And, uh, he was like, oh, let's do Aaron Imhold. And like, I had to do my own digging because I didn't really like, I don't know, like I've seen him. I've always heard steel toe with like, you know, and stuff. Cuckology. Cuckology minor. Oh, yeah. And so, uh, yeah. And, uh, when we, when I looked into it, I was like, this guy isn't a narcissist, but like, yeah, he's egotistical, but like, that's not a personality disorder. And I appreciate the point. I don't know the guy though. Sorry. What? I appreciate the point you made about him being kind of like, uh, in a corner. Like he's in a, he's in a kind of a fantastic situation. It's not, he's not acting like a normal person would like you're losing your wife in a kind of flashy public way that like, from an outsider's perspective, you're like, that could have been easily avoided, you know, like, yeah, I don't think it's hit him yet actually. I'm actually divorced, right? I don't think it's hit him and listen, they're good friends. Well, April, we don't know, whatever, I guess I love her, but that's neither here nor there. They are both close to us, but I don't even think that whole thing has actually hit him yet, you know, but he's trying to ride the wave and Aaron, um, when he tries to be the cool guy comes off like, he can't be picked away. I don't like the guy. I don't know him. It's not his vibe, yeah, it's not his vibe, which does be the cool guy. So, um, but also I think it's been so much. It's been this crazy thing that's happened. I don't even think he knows how to respond to it other than really like, it's not, it's not like this just started with a, with the next stuff because anybody who was watching the show could see like, she was upset on that show when she was co-hosting with him and he was not picking up on her cues and hints and like, that's where we told him he faltered. That's where you faltered in your marriage. He's like, I'm a narcissist because I had to have my wife on the show with me, even though she didn't want to be, and we're like, okay, it's not the only place you faltered. But, and she was impressed. And she made herself vulnerable to this kind of temptation, both the drugs and the sex. Like, oh, this person is not like, I would see like Aaron, he would just be like looking straight ahead like about the show about him and never, never once did he just like, fucking actually check in with his wife, like energetically, visually, like the, realize the state she's in. She's not enjoying herself. She's stressed out. Like, I think the beginning too, they were a good pair. Then it just, I don't know how it went down this rabbit hole. They were a good pair for a while until it was like, they weren't. Yeah. I don't know. From the outside, it looks just like, just anyone who's watching the show, it looked like he prioritized the show over her. And so he didn't realize, I think he'd even say that, yeah, which might make him have some narcissistic tendencies, but, I don't know, textbook narcissists. I'm not sure. Like, you said, if you're not getting that attention from your husband and then you have this new man, who maybe you have chemistry with, like you, that's the thing is you can't control whether or not you have chemistry with somebody because like, you could feel that and be like, oh God, all right, fucking be careful. Okay. Don't get drunk around this person. Don't let yourself be alone in a hot tub with this person. Like, that's it. You're kind of. Right. And then they would be exact opposite. It's like a sexual Why. You're just like, you're like, but you don't even mean like everybody, as soon as you get, you know, married or even dating someone seriously for a while, it's like, you don't die. You still find people attractive. People still find you attractive, but like, that's the care of the relationship is making sure you're not putting yourself in a position to. Were they swingers? Like, I know they were not. It was, they literally swapped was like, and it wasn't like a, like they planned that. No, my guess is that Nick was attracted to April and then Aaron was probably like, and I don't know anything about like how it, how it went down, but I think it started with Nick and April and then because she would go over there and like, hunting, right. And then. Huntington for car. And it was like, Hey, well, I guess I like Kayla seems pretty cool. So, no, I think it was more, I think it's even more sinister and bizarre than that. I think it's more of like, Chrissy, we are Topo Chico friends today show is brought to not take out. These are actually pranks. And I, and I try not to have too many because they're his special drinks, but I got him hooked on these when he came to Texas. They're so good. They're bubbly. Yes. Exactly. You could have this out overnight, overnight, it's still going to be just as busy. Is it a pop? What is that? It doesn't get flat. It's mineral water. It's like carbonate. It's basically like supercellular. I've only ever had the white claw version of Topo Chico, but maybe if I drink more water, it's very like, ooh, it's like a, it's like a party in your mouth. It is like pop rocks or, yeah, something like that. Yeah. It just, it stays, nobody likes a flat seltzer and then it's basically water. I will drink an old white claw. Then it still tastes weird. Open. Yeah. This is like, off water, carbonated, non carbonated. This, this is a thought I've had of like, maybe certain things were overlooked because of nicks. I forgot we were talking about them. Internet stature and wealth, maybe, it's a cloud chase off nick. Like, I think, I can understand how someone is more forgiving because wow, this person's rich, has a big house, like maybe I'm not comfortable with this, but they have a really nice house. So it's not that I think, and just as they're my friends and Aaron wouldn't shit on me for saying this. I think he's a doofus and went, I think that they may be, they, the three, maybe Aaron, excuse me, I get them because Nick, Kayla and April, probably had maybe the idea a little bit before Aaron was in on it. Of course. Yeah. And then Kayla go and, you know, entice Aaron because he's like, well, yeah, I'm cool too. Somebody likes me. It was sort of a distraction. That's just my opinion. And I think, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, because he can be, he's blinded by the goal and being a doofus and whatever, you know, I mean, I, and I'm his friend and I'm saying that, you know, people would say the same thing probably. So it's easier for a girl to be seduced by a couple than a man to be seduced by a couple or like a single woman, I think. Right. And I hear him tell that first story of the girl started making out and they, who could they put on Aaron's favorite movie? Of course. And Gloria's back. Oh, you know, what's a real sexy movie. Glorious. That's right. I believe no. I don't think people know it was, it's even worse, it's the, they're both great movies. It's the slave one, Tarantino, I forget, whatever it's called. Django Unchained. The girls and all of a sudden start making out as if maybe it was sort of a plan and then they were unchained. Hmm. Yeah. It's just my opinion. But then April was really excited about it. He was like, I don't know if I liked that or, you know, so he's a doofus. He's not a narcissist. He's a doofus. I don't think he really saw all of that. He probably did not think he would lose. He didn't imagine a scenario which he could lose his wife over it, but then he like, you know, kind of picks up. He's like, good. Well, I'm seeing other women, you know, it's all a, it's a very interesting situation. I can't wait to see the documentary about it in 10 years, you know, oh my gosh. Okay. Who knows? I haven't talked with either. Remember a while. We don't know. making bacon quid is a British pound and it's a dollar 30. Oh, like 12 dollars for those two ice cream. Holy cow. I don't want to just scream Betty can any. Oh, bloody sake. Bob, Bob Gable just leaves him off before the ceremony ends never shook veteran sands. Oh, look for that video. I heard that. I heard he's been shaped the veteran sands. Probably said himself, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Bob Gable, Keanu. Do you think you and Gino were being groomed by who? I don't know. Yeah, by who? By by didn't Eric say he fell in love with Kayla. I maybe he did. Yeah. Sure. He did. Right. Exactly. But me and Gino try grooming either of us. Are you fucking kidding? You guys are too stubborn to be groomed. You're very knock room. Are you fucking serious? Absolutely not. We call it be like, something is amiss here. And there's five children. I don't know what's happening. We need to. Yeah, absolutely not. Gino, let alone me be fucking groomed. Absolutely not. You can definitely lure Keanu into a van with some white cloth. I call on skittles. Absolutely. But that would be of my own accord white cloth Skittle van maybe. I'm like a kid. Oh, I meant to bring this up earlier. Remember in the intro where it's like the Tard saying happy world's world down syndrome day? Yes. They have me. I went to go tweet at them or or check their status for some reason on Twitter and now those four. Believe it or not, I am blocked from drag syndrome. Isn't that? Oh my God. I got to look that up now. Good grief. What did I ever do to deserve a blocked drag syndrome? This is horrible. How could you? I don't think you guys know I have a retard. I'm retarded on my mom's side. I have a retarded great uncle. I visited him all the time in the nursing home. Me and my sister played our clarinet's for them. We brought him brownies and cookies. We would pass out cookies at the nursing home. Wow. This is really not very inclusive of them. No. You can't clover though. I'm technically a little retarded. This is really not that. Yeah. They're very first post when you land on the page. They're doing a photo shoot of one of them in a wig and orange. Yeah, they're taking advantage of these people. Yeah. I don't like it. Yeah. I can play multiple instruments plot. I can play a clarinet. I can play the alto sax. They make you play the clarinet before you can even go near a saxophone. You got to put in your time. Yeah. Do you like the taste of the reeds? I actually do. Yeah. They do. I said that I like woody taste. It's like a little bit of glue. I don't know. Yeah. Is that what that is? You're like something in there. Like who you like the smell of like gasoline? Is that what it's like? What did you play, Missy? I played the clarinet. Oh, you seem like a flu girl to me. You seem like a cool girl. No. She looks nothing like lizzo. In my high school, the cooler you were, the smaller the instrument you played. Like if you played the flute, you were cool. But if you were really fucking cool, you played the piccolo, which would be like, it was like a tiny flute. Oh, like something. I hear the flute. This is a left time. Yeah. Oh, they thought they were such hot shit. The flute girls. Oh my God. They all had such egos and I'd be like lugging around this huge saxophone case. I'd be sitting on it with your tiny box. Yeah. Oh, I need box. Hold this out of my purse. It's so portable. I could just flute anywhere. I bet. That's like what Willy Wonka has. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. I'm so mad. I don't know why I was so envious of them. I was like, why didn't I think it's cool or what you guys played that I was also only in like middle school when I did it or like, yeah, like first year middle school. And then I was like, no, I want to play lacrosse. That was way more fun. That's even cooler. That is even cooler. I was second chair saxophone player. I was like, I was like, one day somehow. I was like, maybe Jacob Rossi will be hit by a bus and I'll get to be promoted to first chair, but it never happened. What is like first chair and second chair? Like where you're sitting in the road? Yeah, it's like you're the best one. First chair is like, you're the main saxophone player. You're the star of the show. Yeah, you get the best parts. You're kind of like, you have a little bit more, you know, swagger. Uh, felon, hail, hail to you, felon. Bob Gable, watch out for swingers. If Chrissy wasn't pregnant, who knows? You and Frank Dodgeable. Oh, talk about, no, Frank is the most ungrumable person, just like similar to Keanu and Gino ungrumable. Yeah, no, please. Absolutely not. Maybe 12 to 15 years ago, I could have been groomable, but not now. But I'm with a 55 year old man. Okay, he doesn't trust anything. Nothing. Like it'll never happen. If somebody can groom you guys, like, man, they, they deserve it. Somebody should groom Gino in a different way, maybe give him a haircut, shave his back. Right, you know, shave his back other than me. I love that. He's ungrumable. I have like, I actually asked him this morning if I could shave his back. I find it satisfying. This is big. This is a big deal. You guys remember Amber Rose? She's the one who, uh, Amber Rose from the slut walk. I love this clip. Uh, this gives me hope that some people here in there in Hollywood are waking up out of people were shocked with your, you know, endorsement of Donald Trump. I mean, you're all about women's rights issues. I mean, what was the reason for the big change? Is Donald Trump not for women's rights issues? I mean, I can rely on her. Great again. This is like, I'm going to remind this because this whoever is asking her questions is like, is pretty retarded. People were shocked for, you know, endorsement of Donald Trump. I mean, you're all about women's rights issues. I mean, what was the reason for the big change? Is Donald Trump not for women's rights issues? I mean, I guess a lot of. She has no, she has no response to that. She's trying to make America great again. That's for women too, right? That's true. I mean, there you go. I know. Does him getting convicted? Like change the way you know him? Not at all. I mean, do you think you'll help his chances like getting like reelected or like, you'll, I think it helps him more. Oh, it actually more. Yeah. Absolutely. I think people see the injustice and what happened and they want to go for him more than ever. I know. I wanted to ask you. So it seems like a lot of celebrities are kind of like voting for Trump now. I mean, why do you think people are kind of like changing their way of like, I think we're just, we just did our research and we're just, you know, we're not brainwashed anymore by the left. I can say that about myself. All these years I've been brainwashed and I'm not anymore. No, no, I love that. Good for you, Amber Rose. Oh my God. It's like, because she was with Kanye, right? It's like he weren't mentally. Yeah, sorry. I love the joke. If Kanye were mentally ill and could get his ideas out in a in a cohesive way without that, it's almost like she's maybe speaking what he would have said that, you know, that's nice. That was a very poignant way to speak. I didn't expect that. Good for you. I'm like the person like asking the question. I can't stand. Well, I mean, I mean, you know, I mean, it's such a terrible crutch like phrase as well as her saying, well, you know, you know, you know, I don't know. Can you ask the question and stop interjecting and adding these extra stupid little crutches as you don't know what you're talking about? Thank you with any authority. She should come with examples. Like if you are really going to make the claim that Donald Trump is not for women's rights, then have some kind of claim to back that up. Back it up dummy. She went, well, does that mean you aren't for women's rights? She was like, no. What do you mean? She was like, uh, anyway, beep, beep, beep, beep, do de de dee, and then she's like, okay, well, all right, here we are. Thank you. Goodbye. I'm Amber Rose. Thanks. It's good to see this happening with Amber Rose because it's, you know, remember Cardi B? Cardi B was interviewing Joe Biden, uh, way back. Yeah. Last elections cycle. Kind of seems like so much longer ago than four years, but yeah. Uh, and she kind of woke up. Didn't she rant about like, where the heck is my money going? Yep. Yeah. Grant. Like, where is my money? And she's like, rant, not, I don't know if it was during the interview. It was just like, she's ranting on Instagram or something like that. I think I remember that. Yeah. Also Nicki Minaj kind of turned around. When didn't she say like, maybe her cousin had some sort of, um, vaccine complication. Maybe that's what she was kind of awake on. But it is nice to see more and more of these celebrities. I wonder how many of them actually secretly vote for Trump. Like they can't be all of that hive mind about it. Like they know they probably have to put on the show because that's the current thing is to hate him. But they've got to be secretly voting for him at the ballot because they've got to see what's happening under Biden. This guy that I interviewed his names, Adam Yanser, we interviewed together, interviewed intern together, Conan. And then he, I told him this. I was like, you know, Adam, I've always been a little bit jealous of you because I've watched his career since we were interns together. And he, he is what I thought I always wanted for myself. Like he left, he worked at Conan finally, then he worked for Ellen for 10 years as a writer. And he worked at like, I think Maury Povett show too. Like he always had these like mainstream comedy writing jobs. And, uh, and then I do this interview with him. And it's like he's got like very few followers. Nobody knows who he is. He's like a, I guess he's a decent stand up. Although I haven't really heard a full stab. Just seemed like clips. But I was like, wow, this is what I was jealous of. And now it was funny. He, he blatantly said, like, Alex Stein should not be doing stand up. Like I can tell he was jealous. But it's this thing that a lot of these standups have to kind of shake off. It's like what we talk about Keanu and Gino like the new model versus the old model of sort of making it in comedy, old model used to be if you were a good stand up, you would make it. You would get a late night spot. You would get a sitcom and that'd be your ticket. Yeah, you'd get a manager. You'd have a, you'd have a fully booked schedule. And now it's like, no, you could be, you could have a million followers on TikTok. You could be, what, what's the girl that I always make? I think her name is like Pinky Patel or something. She's this Indian chick who management picked her up and was basically like, can you figure out, do something on stage for an hour that we can sell tickets to? And she figured it out. Like come up with some kind of act and the clubs are happy to have you because you sell tickets. They don't necessarily care if you're like a perfect tread stand up comic. Whereas this guy, Adam is kind of like, he's upset that someone like Alex Stein goes viral multiple times a year and he can, and they'll give him a spot on the stage. I don't think he's on it. I mean, you know, when he asks, what was the last thing he did at High Enus? He asked somebody, he asked the black guy in the audience to watch his feet. Yeah. Well, his, his, his, his, his prerogative is to honestly be like, he'd rather go viral and get that kind of attention than like, be known, I think for his like, really great, because he has his hand in so many. Yeah. He does. He kind of stands for that. Yeah. Do I think he's like, you know, the best stand up ever, but he has some pretty, pretty good jokes. He has a stage presence and he doesn't give a fuck. No, that doesn't stand up. And if you look at like, what fucking Hannah burner was on Summer House on Bravo, that's where she got her start. Wow. Very successful comic right now. Like blown up and made it out because she was funny on Summer House on Bravo. She, you know, sells out places. So it, yeah, it's definitely the new model. And, but what Adam was saying to me that he has been conservative the whole time. I'm like, really, even when you worked for Ellen, like even when you worked in all these mainstream media jobs and he said, yeah, like he's a lot of people will come up to me and be like, Hey, I totally agree with you, but they would never be outspoken about it. And he was telling me about this time that he was writing monologue jokes for, for Ellen. He was writing the script and they had to reference for some reason the, the Kavanaugh and Dr. Christy was it in Christine Blasey Ford, the whole, what was it called? The, I guess it was when they were just trying to get him in. And there was this whole like me to case basically. And he referenced the Mueller, the Mueller report. And it was a part of the Mueller report, which we're, it proves that like Trump was not guilty of something. It was facts straight up actual real facts that he put in this script, this commie script, and the producer, the head producer was like, no, I don't want that in there. And Adam was like, but this is an actual fact. Like Trump was not guilty of this. He's like, sorry, too bad. I just don't want it in there. And it was such a perfect example of like gatekeeping, this leftist narrative that like, even if it's true, sorry, we don't want it in a, we don't want it in the script, even for joke purposes. Yeah, I was like, that is a, what I always thought went on, but be like, just, we don't want Ellen saying that. Yeah, that's so true. I experienced that when I worked at NowThis. I was doing just like, basic stuff. Like, one of them, like just more lifestyle things. I wasn't in the politics angle, but this was all during the 2016 election period. So they were just like raging hard on leftist shit. So when I had to post something about like marijuana, like one of them, I, they're like, I had this whole script written. And I like showed in it was a kind of like a per capita smoking and whatever in a state thing. And my manager changed it to, if you smoke weed, you're probably voting for, you're voting for Hillary. I was like, but like what I had, I was like, oh, well, that I said, I guess I said, but I was actually just going for in this angle. No, we want to be pushing this. Like they were always fixing that, always changing. Oh, you need to have this. I had a, when I, and then I also ran the booze vertical, there was a drink that we had, you know, candidate drink styles. Like we had a Trump drink and we had a Hillary drink and whatever. And orange. It was like a, it was like a bourbon, like an orange bourbon thing. And it was, it was really good. But yeah, I remember like, I went to have to post that. And it was like, after the election, like, it's too sensitive. Don't, we don't want posting that right now. Like, it was clear. I know these are really like weak examples, but there were some heavy, heavy things, like you just explained with your friend, like that it was just constant. I had my mouth shut. But it's like, if your job, you're like, all right. Well, I guess I'll throw that idea out anyway. Yes. But no, that's true. And then after that election, it was great. They were literally take a, they were like, you guys need to take off. You guys can take off if you need to, like, if you know, it's been really hard. And I was, so I totally lied. And I was just like, yeah, my mom isn't doing well from the election. So, um, is it okay to go up there? And then all I did was just take the day off. And I went to Ants House and we got me on the pool all day. It was great. Oh my God. That is so funny. They literally gave you a Trump one. There was an on, all hands meeting the next day. Everybody, there were people like upset. It was like, I was like, this is, this is not this is called now this now this. Yeah. They were a man, but it like, I witnessed that and it was it's real. It was so real. And the way that they just push, and you couldn't source other places, you can only source right Reuters or anything like all these heavy left leaning publications. And you couldn't, you know, think outside the box, it had to be within their leftist thing, even something like booze and weed. I was just like, you're making this not funny. You're not even writing political articles. You're like, I'm just talking about a drink. Oh, yeah. Very light stuff. Like, is this, is it really going to influence or like upset anybody? No, they wanted to influence. They wanted to be that friend that can, you know, their whole thing was that we're the news people. But the way we form as like, we're your best friend, you know, telling you to juice. And it was, you know, like that kind of angle. And so it's like, oh, so you're the friend that convinces your other friends to vote left. And you're not their friend anymore. Because that's why I'm pressing them. Yeah. The whole of like vote for Biden, or you're not black vote for Hillary, or you're not black. And like, the right is guilty of being divisive as well. But in a different way, it's kind of like, oh, like the, the conservative Christians and the regular conservatives are like, at each other, sort of like, Oh, you're not a good enough, like, it's to a weaker extent, I guess, the divisiveness. They won't say like, Oh, you can't vote for Trump or like you better vote for Trump or you're not you're not a redneck, you know, or you're not a Catholic. I don't know. It's true. Wow. It's like, Oh, we're going to kick you out of the club. If you don't vote, if you don't vote Democrat, vote blue, no matter who, right? They were, they were also like, if you weren't, um, is vocal about things, uh, that were left leaning, like, I kept my mouth shut, because I realized like, any of my off-colored jokes too, they did not like at all. Right. I just was like, okay, I could tell I just was not like at all. Like, they definitely could sniff out that I just wasn't this like uber liberal person. Every time you turn something in where they like, now this with me. Yeah, this is a great example. You're not right wing if you don't support Dave Rubin buying babies. Oh, yeah. He did. He bought human trafficking. Hunter. What if this year's election ends in his eye? Some more, some more. We'll draw straws. Hunter, Kat, are you one X files fan? No, I never got into it. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do really. All right. Hey, good. I don't know. I haven't watched cable in like forever, so. I find people that are really into the X files are kind of insufferable. Like, it's like, all right. Get a hold of yourself. It's just a TV. Hold of yourself. It's such a great and really mean thing to say to someone. Get a hold of yourself. Over a show. Both are so hot. I'm gonna start telling, do you know more often, just get a hold of yourself. It's just please. Could you please get a hold of yourself? I don't always felt that way about people who like the fucking X files. It's like enough already. Get a hold of yourself down. There's more to life. I have to PLBRB. Okay. This was another. Talk of the internet. Big fight. Speaking of right wing divisiveness. Big fight over this dress for some reason. Oh, catch me up. I heard about it. Dress gait. Okay. Right wing specific. I love Lauren Chen. Right wing female Twitter is currently a war over a sundress. And I actually love that so much for us. I just like seeing women passionate about girly feminine things, even if we're fighting about them. This is a dress, by the way. Is it ugly? Too expensive? Too immodest? It's also synthetic fiber, which some people don't like. Personally, it's not something I'd be comfortable in, but I'm looking forward to EV Magazine, releasing more clothing in the future. And EV Magazine is, uh, celebrate your femininity advice news commentary that's beautifully honest. Okay. I don't know. I guess it's, uh, I guess it's right wing if, uh, the public follows them. Okay. Um, from women of valor. Let's look at the full tweet. This may be controversial among the girlies. I love EV Magazine, but this new sundress is a let down. These are my honest thoughts and personal opinions. You're welcome to disagree. There's no way I'm paying $129 for a dress that's not even made of natural fibers, not to mention it's not flattering in the model photos. It hits the waist in an awkward place, making it look boxy and not form fitting. Sure, it has a built in brow, which is nice, but the whole look is a bit tacky, I fear. The structure needs to be much better for that kind of a price. $129 is not what I'd consider affordable. The color is also not ideal for most complexion. So I'm a bit confused why they chose bright yellow. There is a white one as well. I've thrifted higher quality sundresses many times. The dress doesn't look high quality. It doesn't feel timeless. Like it can be worn year after year and still be classic. It looks like something I could find a TJ Maxx. Don't waste your money, sisters. Okay, so this is the dress. Yeah, it looks cheap. It looks thin. It looks like it may not even be lined on the inside. Yeah, it does lay weird on the hips. It's too low. It's not too high. Can we, though, comment on this girl's multi-grip over there with that croissant in the iced coffee? That's advanced. Girls are really like, that's a real girl thing right there. She can hold her keys and her phone, I think, too. Look at that grip. She had fun in college, right? I mean, wow. And then the other hand, it's just free, unencumbered, ready for whatever the day is going to bring her. Wow. But you only really need two fingers to hold a croissant. It's so light. I just need my mouth. I love a croissant. That was my favorite thing to get when I was working in the city, just from a corner coffee stand. I can do one, hun, croissant again. There's no tidy way to eat a croissant. No, and you can never get away. You can't do it secretly. It's all, it's evidence everywhere. It's all over your shirt. Or you have to turn the bag like that you buy it into like a feed bag. You have to basically put your mouth in the bag and eat it like this. Like, yeah, like, the worms are just like, the worms stay in the feed bag. And that way, you can enjoy your croissant without getting it all over. But then you look in, because there's something nice about like seeing the croissant, like holding it in your hands, eating it. Maybe you like to tear it off in pieces. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Are you a terror offer? I'm definitely a terror offer unless it's like a sticky, there's like a sticky outside coating, then you've got to just like fucking put that holding down your gut. Yeah. Do you ever eat like the rest of the people like fish food? You just. Fish food. Yeah. Do you ever, do you ever have fish growing up? Oh, yeah, a little like fish food. And then you like lakes. Oh, always. I always like pinch off the plate and like, ah, and then I like to feed back. Yeah. Don't inhale when you do that. You will choke. Yeah. Yeah. And it's full dose everywhere. And you're like, okay, there you go. Oh, choked on croissant flakes. That's how I want to go. There is something like pornographic about eating a croissant. Like there's just you have to get sexual with it, really. Oh, every time. Unless you're what cutting it into small, tidy bite. If you do, you're a serial killer and need to be put down. It's a sexual croissant eating. All right, we're talking about a lot here. We got sidestepped on a croissant, but really the talk of female internet is this dress. So I guess this is a $129 dress. And everyone's talking about like, is it worth it? Is it a good quality dress? Is it worth it? Can it work it? This woman, Christiana feels like $129 is way too much for this dress. And I'm just saying from the looks of it, it doesn't look like it's aligned. It looks kind of cheap. This looks like something like you could get a chain. Yeah, you could get the exact same thing. Sure. Sure. So why don't you let that company sell that dress for however much they'd like to sell it for. And then you type that description and machine, and they'll have a few Chinese children make it for you and send it right away. Is that what they do? Is that how? Absolutely. Even the even the cheaper things that are like the Halara. I know none of you have TikTok probably, but the Halara viral balled win. Well, no, you can't hire, you know, buy a lot of your balled win on the machine. But you just type that in and they'll make it up speedy for you. But yeah, did you see that documentary? The, um, fuck the Brandy Melville from hell or whatever it's called. It's on HBO and it just it talks about like fast fashion. And I probably avoided it because oh, you know what? I heard rumblings of this. I know it's got to be terrible, right? What? For the last fashion, like how probably yeah, like it goes to the offshores of like these like Uganda areas and it shows terrible like they it's just over filling. It's it's really bad. The way that they email you back even is like hello, love. We are so sorry that doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. And we are so hungry. I mean, your order will be there soon right now. It's really bad. I mean, how can we help you? How can we help you? Help. Help. Help. No, then you need TikToks. The girls are like, it it sewn into the back of my crop top was the word help me. And I'm like, is this real? Anyway, I better get some crop tops before I start to feel bad about this. Yeah, I don't know. I can't help me crop top. It's it's all the rage for spring 2024. Yeah, it's probably not the nicest thing to do in the world, but I'm not a what I'm just one person. You're just one person. Um, so Christiana goes on to say also, I'm a stylist for what it's worth. That's what I do for work. So I'm not just saying things. I see women and dresses on a regular basis. This one could stand to be more flattering. I rest my case. The sheen version is genuinely cuter and I refuse to buy from sheen. Look at this. That's the sheen version. Oh my god. It's the exact same. Wait, no, I'm telling you, they just take everything you can find anything on sheen. If you type in, I want to dress with a reindeer on it. They're like coming right up three dollars. Yeah. We're literally making it and forcing the children to produce it. It's cute, but it's a cheap looking dress like, but it'll be great couple of couple of summers, maybe. Only Hawaiians look good in yellow. Yeah, she's tan. She's right. Not that can't be found. It's not an easy color unless. Yeah. No, you have to be tan. Look really good in it. She looks like she'd be named Keanu, honestly. Yeah, right. Keanu Keanu is a thing to say. No, I would not. I would not spend it on 29 for that. No, it doesn't even have pockets. No pockets. Wow. It's the exact same fucking thing. But it also, it also made it just one layer. Oh, fuck that. Yeah. 70 bucks. If that's sheen to, okay, you can do the same. I've done the same thing on Amazon. Type in whatever kind of clothing you want on Amazon. They have it too for cheaper than. Oh, I see the difference. Sorry. The one before with that girl, that was the other dress. This is the sheen dress. Yes. Okay. This is the $129 one. Right. And then the one down when you scroll down to the one above though, that's that's the sheen. And then the other one right above it. Yeah. Okay, I mixed that up. That was the same though price wise. $129 is not that it's not going to break the bank hopefully for anyone. But I mean, I don't know why if you can try it cheaper for $3 and then I wouldn't consider that a cheap dress though. A sundress? Yeah, that's an expensive sundress. That's ridiculous. I think $50 or less, I would consider on the cheaper side. $129. Yeah, that's a lot for that. So what was the drama? What was the dress drama? The drama was, is it worth the price? Yeah, arguing over modesty or something like that. Yeah, it's part of it. Yeah. No, it's really more just like, oh, yeah. Oh, it's not worth the price. And it's just this piece like I feel like it just for it to be this one piece, gotta be, I don't know. Yeah, why does this go? Why did this get so many views? It's a post about a dress. Big deal. Two hot girls in a yellow dress. Yellow is the eye-catching. Brittany Martinez says, I'm guessing you don't spend $129 on dresses regardless of the material. The prices due to having a built-in bra not sewn in cups and because it's handmade in the US and limited qualities, labor costs in China overseas are vastly different in mass direction. Okay, okay, okay, let's say buying everything USA is like one of your values, buying everything local. Okay, then I could understand paying for that. If that's something you're into. I've spent a lot more on that for a high quality dress. I would not. Yeah, I would just, I would wait for something more high quality, just go on sale. Yeah, that's what I would do. I mean, I guess, like, look at American apparel, right? And aren't they even in apparel? I don't know. But they, they're, it's all made in America and it's literally t-shirts that are $80. Yeah, that's their thing. It's all made in America and that's the deal. So I don't know what's going on with Sheen. It can't be good, but prices are. Oh my gosh. Yeah, unmatched. Wow, people are getting blocked over this. Oh, wow. Can you post a photo of you and some of your dresses that you think are better? It's our first. Oh, is she part of this company? Huh, it's our first. So still working on various styles in the future, but I've seen people complaining, but they refuse to show photos of their dresses that are better or the ones they have just look really old from Goodwill. Everyone I'm seeing wearing this has looked stunning and people kept stopping them to compliment them. It's not Zimmerman by any means, but I don't know what Zimmerman is, but it's around the price point of Altered State, which is all polyester. Yeah, Altered State has expensive stuff. That's like, it's like a free people. It's like all about the aesthetic, like the sort of whimsical aesthetic, but some of the things are like cheap. You got to buy stuff that's on sale there. Free people stuff is really kind of expensive for a client. Well, they have like $70 t-shirts. Yeah, it's both it, right. Like this, it's so frickin plain. This doesn't look like it's like a double XL, like the huge. That's horrific. Make it it's hurting my eyes. Who this would need a lot to be cute. What would you do with black legging under this? Maybe a belt? I don't know what you could do to resuscitate this, like laying out the scarf, my boots, like if you add to it, the worse it is. This is awful. If it feeling suicidal was a piece of clothing, it would be and it's hanging on a friggin tree on a horrible hanger. This is awful. This is awful advertising. It's not even a velvet hanger. I think it's a cry for help. It is. Okay, so maybe this Brittany Martinez, she's personally involved. Maybe that's why she's upset. This is cute. And it's very blurry, but this looks thicker. Well, Chrissy, that's cute to you. This looks like something I would have worn. Yeah, like it looks like so many years ago. Just some a clean talk. This is awful. What do you mean? You would have worn it. I would have worn something like this a couple of years ago. Remember when I was I had like a pin up stand up face? I don't think in that color. You would in a weird bow, what year is this from? Not now. And she has a statement necklace on. I find it abhorrent. But on you, they think this one's cuter. That one's much cuter. That's this is cute. I like the length of that one. Yeah, that's cool. I like the color great for frolicking. It pours that moment. Yeah, multiple layers. It's got a sort of either this is a full pettico or this is just a layered lace underneath. All right, that could be from anthropology for like $600. Oh my god, anthropology. There's probably anthropology. There's probably like a massive flower on the back. And anthropology is just owned by urban outfitters and all their shit there. It's all made cheaply. So yeah, I like this green dress. I think this one this blue one looks like shit. It's too cheap looking. Well, you have to be you look exactly like that wave of a woman to wear that anywhere sitter wearing it. Yeah, I like the green one. Yeah. Also a tiny bag, Chrissy, there's nothing in it. Oh, I hate the tiny bag. The tiny bag is really like a microaggression to me because a tiny bag, you see a woman with a tiny bag, you go, wow, somebody's doing well because a tiny bag is like, okay, when I when I'm going to carry this for any guess I might need for me. It speaks like like you're not living a life of struggle. You know what I mean? Like, oh, you just have your phone in there and some lip gloss must be nice. Like some of us, you know, work jobs in the city. We'd be out all day. You have a big ass toe bag with your whole fucking day extra shoes for later, maybe a extra underpants, you know, like dry shampoo makeup so you can like, shows yourself up when you go out later. You can't, if you have a job in the city, then you go, you can't have a tiny bag. You got to carry your whole fucking day with you. So when I see a woman with a tiny bag, I go, oh, okay, look at you. I love the tiny bag. Yes, you live whole by. I guess you, uh, maybe you didn't work today. I love the tiny bag is something to work up to. You know, yeah, I love that Kim Kardashian met that producer and he was like, what's in the tiny bag? And she was like, actually nothing. I'm like, I'm working up to it. You know, how are you gets it? Tiny bag equals zero responsibility. Yes, you want to be real enough to not have any responsibility. She needs to get her hair juished. She goes to dry bar. It makes me get her makeup done. She just goes to blooming dales and has like a makeup artist do it for her. Yes. Yes. The tiny bag is just to match the outfit and oftentimes there's nothing in it. It's just a couple of Xanax probably. You have to be doing good to like be able to carry a bag this small. Maybe it in a handgun, something like that. Am I saying your name wrong? Aria? Aria? Aria. It's Aria. I've been saying Aria this whole time. They have to they had to teach me too. She's a butt rug baby. She's in the band. They had to teach me because I think wrong for like a year like a ray of light. Aria and I've been saying Aria. I said it wrong a hundred times. Yeah. Yeah. Aria. Aria. Oh my god. Aria, you were just going to let me continue to pronounce your name wrong. I did it wrong. I did it incorrectly for a hundred years. It's not your fault. Aria sounds stupid now that I think about it. I think I called her Aria for like, I don't know, six months or something. Yeah. It's okay. You're watching Game of Thrones. Yeah. I wish that was the I just didn't dislike sick or something. Aria, I guess. So here's the other sundress and this is kind of you look a little Amish in this one to me. Well, so what are they posing by? Is this their their campaign? These are just women who are sending in other examples of good looking sundress. Oh, okay. Thank god. All right. Well, that's a hideous dress. She looks pretty cute in it. So that's all I can say. Yeah. More examples. Two short. I wouldn't really consider this a sundress. I would consider this like a mini dress, but it's a terrible print though. Okay. Would you take that off like grandma's curtains? It looks like a literal dish rag that's hanging up. Yeah. Yeah, that's awful. Horrible. Wow. I'm obsessed. Okay. Are you with what dish rags? Ew, these are both. This is hideous. This is not great. But print is awful. Okay. I like the ball of the top one. I like those like kind of like a Roman style dress top, but I don't like the color of the waist. You could wear this to a Renaissance fair. Yeah, for sure. What's the better foot? Big chicken leg. Wow. Those are, yeah. I like that. If that brown one were just a shirt, but the white was white. It wasn't brown, at least for me anyway. Wow. That's a horrible controversy. I thought that would be a little more exciting. Well, thank God I got like one last 100,000 crop tops from, and the kidneys from sheen, because I would try more. Well, you're not going to order from them anymore. Somebody tell me that the kids are hurting or something for real. They definitely are. Like, yeah, they have to be. Totally. But don't the kids, don't the kids be hurting? Would the kids enjoy fashion? What if, what if, what if some kid in a sweatshop and wherever, making sheen shirts, what if it inspires them to become the next, I don't know, Carl Lagerfeld? Yeah, maybe they saw a TikTok of the Devil Wears Prada, and they really identify with Stanley Tucci. And that's right. And I'm helping them. What if there's a young gay? Life is really hard to be looking up the Stanley Tucci. A young gay Vietnamese boy who looks up to Stanley Tucci, who was in a sweatshop, making your sheen bikinis, who was attaching the brass chains from one side to the other on the bikini bottom, and he's the, you know, the lone, he's gay Vietnamese boy. And he's one day I will be in a New York City building with Anne Hathaway. Yes. I will take the shoe closet just like Stanley. Fires him to move to New York City and work in fashion. And maybe maybe the, the kid in the sweatshop goes to FIT. That's true. Really good. I think it's a good thing. Actually, I'm helping that young gay boy in that, in that, in that. Yes. In that gay Vietnamese boy would have no direction if it weren't for these sweatshops. If you open him, hit his bottom. You're definitely driching me, actually. Right. Yeah. Oh, okay. I'll keep ordering them. You didn't miss me. Then, then watch the Brandy Hellville documentary on HBO and then see how you feel. I know. I, I, I have consciously avoided it because I'm like, I don't want to know. What's like the main takeaway, Missy, from the? Um, well, so, well, though, the, the littering of, of garments is, is one facet, and then the other is that the, uh, it surrounds that the owner of Brandy Melville and the sketchiness behind it. Uh, like he was kind of like a pervert. Uh, you know, yeah, it, it goes pretty, like, it's pretty, pretty crazy because Brandy Melville was like a store. I don't know if you guys ever seen him, like in Manhattan and stuff and there's some in California or wherever, but the, like, the idea was that they had one size. Literally was one size. Um, and obviously a couple fatties don't like that. And they were, they started yelling at them. They were like not, didn't feel included. And, uh, and a lot of cute girls would work there, kind of like an Abercrombie and Fitch vibe. You know, where you go in there, you're like, I'm not worthy. And, uh, I want to be you guys. That was when I was in middle school and Abercrombie and Fitch, I'm like, bit, you know, this would ever fit me ever. I'm like, it smells great in here, but I look like a cow. No matter what I put on in that place. Yeah, that was horrible. It's like why I don't watch big vape on a HBO either. I don't, I, I tend to vape every once in a while and I, I'm like, Oh God, I don't want to know. So what's the worst part about fast fashion? Like a kid's losing fingers. Like what's it's the, um, it's, it is more of the, the littering, the, the amount of disposed garments after, uh, and that there's, it just keeps piling up. It's filling up literally like oceans, like speeches. Like it's really bad. It's exactly what I said. I'm like, it's also cheap. I'll just throw it out the window if it doesn't fit. Literally, with the documentary must have been shot outside of our home. Like I'm like, whatever, basically, I'm like, I ordered to one accident, whatever cut one up and throw it away. You know, it is really bad. I, I literally had the sheen, these shirts that are from sheen that are in the back of my car waiting to be dropped off. Yes. And I'm like, Oh, I'll totally return him. I'm totally gonna. I'm so bad with returning. Like I suck at returning things back to Amazon. And then I missed my window. Yeah. Oh, yeah. If there's a celled on eBay, I don't have the patience for that. No, don't even do that. I'll forget the smell to the person who bought it. That's horrible. Is it okay to like donate them to, to, to goodwill or, or we just can't throw the, the crop tops away, I guess, give them to a friend. Well, those, how many of my pops and bathing suits do you and Lila have? I believe me a pink bikini that I wore. When we were at the Rio, my whole, it was like a thong. My whole ass was hanging out. I really didn't belong wearing that. It was a moment. You looked great. Yeah. Oh my god. It was my peak, but I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Sorry. Oh, no, I was gonna say those drop off things. They too, that it's also in the documentary that the, like those big bins like drop off your clothes. Oh, yeah. You're helping children. Like those are the ones that go overseas that these people have to deal with. Like you're not helping at all. It's a, it's a very phony thing. Wait, they go overseas? The ones that are in those like big, like steel cases. I thought they'd go to like the Salvation Army or something. And then where do those go from there? It kind of, it all goes down to this, like what do we do with all this clothes? It's way too much. Just send it over to these poor, sad, fulls. Can't burn it or something. I don't know. That's what the same thing. That's why clothing is the only thing I hoard. I get rid of nothing. Even if I have 50 of them, somebody, one of my friends will take it. If I absolutely have to throw it away. Now what you're saying, I'm like, I'm going to some little duckling in, in a sea of crop tops is going to get caught up in my crop top. You know what I mean? Like, it's not like a soda can holder. Well, you see, like those things were like in the ocean, there's a bunch of like plastic bottles floating around. Is that just a bunch of sheen clothes? Here's the thing. Let's say, stop spying fast fashion. What if we all stop buying fast fashion? Guess what? They're still going to make it. All of this. Exactly. What are they going to do with their their inventory when it's no longer seasonally appropriate? It'll go to TJ Maxx or Marshall's, and then where does it go? Exactly. Same place. So really, we're we're just one person. It's not going to make a difference. Can't oh, buy your fucking. He buying them. I need no other clothes. I literally, I could. I have I have too many. It's the only thing I hoard. I want nothing else, but yeah, we have a critique. Oh, the ladies of some cast couldn't make a quilt if they needed to sail to escape a desert island. Not bad. I totally could. You don't know who you're talking to. I believe you know how good I can sew. I can sew freehand without the machine. I actually can sew. I had a sewing machine and I took costuming in college because I had to, and I had to sew my point shoes. So actually I could, but where do you get what what what give us the materials on a desert island to make a quilt? Is what I'm doing. Oh, what are we doing on a desert island to begin with? Also a quilt out of what like a palm? Quilt is too heavy anyway. You need like lighter. How about a sail Rex? Yeah, I would make a sail before I would make a quilt. Yeah, actually Rex, you dude, a sail wouldn't work with a quilt. It has to be one. I would get everybody's t-shirts together and all count as sheen clothes. So that together to make a sail. Why would I make a quilt that's going to be too heavy to get waterlogged? Yeah, it was me and now, right? Or just miss disengage. Rex just doesn't know that was brought up in the Soviet Union and you could not have throw away clothes. Yeah, Rex, enjoy your band. Yeah, I bet you're like Oedipus Rex. You're in love with your mom. So I have no idea how to look like this panel screams crochet. I never crocheted, but either of I can knit, which I really respect. I really respect the knitter. Like people knit well, that was a hard hour. The nice knitter is not the ones that are fighting in the airports. A couple of our female relatives like knitted the baby like knitted blankets and like, I don't know, I have respect for knitting. You're like knitter, please. When I see a knitted blanket, to me, that's just like, wow, that's a labor of love. That's like you really put time into it. I know how to knit. I can only knit scarves, but I know how to exactly exactly I would take my pregnancy underwear to make a sale. I would pull it up. I think I am wearing right now, actually. Yeah. Yep. A full brief. I can't pull it up. Yeah. No, now is not the time for thongs. Two months after giving birth, like my body would just swallow it up and spit it out. I would love to see it. I think it is the time for thongs. Could the sim cast ladies win the men versus women desert island survival show? Actually, if I was, I would definitely want someone like Missy on my team because I just feel like, Missy, you're like the Swiss army knife of people. I think you have a lot of skills. And she's in shape. She knows that if somebody had to fight off of a bear or a Komodo dragon, you could definitely do that. Probably run away. We're resourceful. I feel like you could kick ass if you needed to. I feel like you could also chew through something. I think you would also meet a dead animal if you had to. You know what I mean? Like, I would definitely, yeah, I could. Yeah. No maggots, hopefully. No, hopefully because that's the kind of gal you need. If there were, like, Missy's would be the leader. She'd be the one like, no, you know, why don't you go look for shelter and then the three of us will go start a fire. No, no, why don't you just, you know, you know, dance over there and why'd you go look for some Mary? Well, you're like, all right, ladies, let's fall in line. Here's what we're going to do. And then we'll take it. You're not afraid of spiders, then Missy? My fear of spiders has actually gotten a little bit, how would I say it? Not better or like, it's lessened since like moving to South Carolina because there's a lot, there's like wolf spiders. Oh, nasty freaking spiders here. And I'm like, how big? I still get squeamish, but I'm like, I, like, I, and there's like black widows here too. So and they will only, I think what I found out that like, black widows will only kill if they're like protecting their babies or like an egg or something. There was something like pretty specific, but if it was just like chilling there with its very nice red diamond on its back, it is like, well, it's like a pretty sexy spider. But like, you're, you're gonna fuck me up. You're better than me. I grew up there. And those fucking, oh my god, those wolf spiders you're talking about, that's the literal Halloween spider. It's it. Yeah, literally. Yeah. So like, I don't know if I'm. Yeah, I don't know. I think when you're, you're in the wilderness, though, you kind of like have to get over that shit. Mm hmm. You kind of like at all the copperheads. I like. I actually like snakes though. We had a little garden garden garden. Garden or snake? Gardener snakes. Gardener. Gardener belt snake. Garden. Garden. Garden. Garden. Garden. Garden snake. Oh no. All the, all the gardening snake, gardener snakes are Hispanic. No, no. Oh, spider. Oh god. Feelty wants us to look up. Oh no. Thanks for just wet her, her pregnancy underwear. No, hell no. Hell no. Hell no. See, spiders and insects like turn me into a black person immediately. I start going, oh no, I don't know. Oh my gosh, she has. Ain't nobody got time for that? Yeah, those motherfuckers. That's it. That's in there. They're like Halloween spiders. It's like jump. Those things will launch. The bigger these. They can be big. They're like face sized, hand sized. They definitely can be yeah, like beyond the palm. Holy shit. Nope. Nope. Mm hmm. And down Carolina, sometimes a fucking moth will, will shake you to your core. I got hit in the face last night and - I know we're doing a fire pit. So I'm just getting like slap me in the face. - Oh, Jessica, you're like, "What is this?" It's horrifying. Look at everyone in the chat trying to help me. - Garter, garter, garter. - Garter, garter, garter, garter, garter, garter. - Gardener, gardener, garter, garter, garter, garter. (laughing) Gardener, garter, garter, garter, garter, garter. I bet brains just broke for a second there. (groaning) Oh, God, a white one. Of all the spiders, this one pays its taxes. (laughing) - Oh, dude. (laughing) - Oh, God, they're fucking dope. - No. - No. - Oh, God, it's clear. - Clear bugs freak me out. - Oh, it's clear. - That belongs to the bottom of the ocean and it should never surface. This is wrong. And this is south-- - It's like the red head of spiders. - It's unnerving. - Ew, clear. - Whoa. - Yuck. Ew. - No, that shit-- - That was the one. (laughing) - Hell no. Ew. - Well, those are the ones that make crazy webs in the woods, the ones that you walk into that make you look-- - Right, where are you going on? - You're like, "I'm just gonna go walk in the woods." (laughing) - That's my other-- - Where the fuck is this? - My other number one fear is walking through a spider web and then you don't know what the fuck is on you. Again, spiders in your hair. - That's why they call flying cockroaches in South Carolina pometta bugs because they're flying fucking cockroaches. Awful. - Don't give it a nice name, like-- - Who? - They do, they do a little pometta bug, fuck you. Two black widow spiders live in South Carolina. Only the bites of females are considered dangerous. - That's, okay, the bites of females, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That was the egg thing. - Just like with humans. - A scone of a woman. (laughing) - Well, how can I go for you? - Like a black widow scone. (laughing) - Oh, gross. - I'm looking at these again. - Nope. - Ooh, that was some forced therapy right there, thanks. - Spider cast. - My feet are off the floor. - My nipples are hard, I swear to God, I have goose flesh, that's off. - My nipples are off the floor. (laughing) Hunter, women who dress mice are beautiful to me. Now you tell me. - Okay, Hunter. - Oh, what's up, what's up, good night, mister? Marians and BRB, a butt rug baby's for life. - Butt rug baby's for life, yes. - Yes, in the Marian nation. - Also, Carmen, you're right, the brown recluse that's insanely dangerous, you don't even know that they bite you in South Carolina, but you'll have like a little pain in your foot and then it'll kill you later, apparently. - Oh, God. - So I just watched it. - Wait, what? What was that? - There's something called a brown recluse spider and you'll have just like a little dot on your foot. You won't even know that it bit you, it could have crawled into your shoe or something. It's quite like sinister and then it'll slowly kill you, apparently. - That lives in South Carolina, yeah, terrible. - Okay, I guess I'll have to look into it. - Yeah, if you just, if you get a little red spot on your foot or something, just, you don't have to worry about this, I don't mean to scare you, but. - Too late. - I'm not dead and I'm the most biggest idiot in the world and I live there my whole life, so. - American Apparel is owned by Canadian manufacturing company Gilden. They were bought back in 2017 and most of their apparel is now made outside of the US. Very few companies make sure it's in the States. - Wow. - American Apparel was the greatest. - It was marketing was fun. - I was spot on my t-shirts, all my leggings. I still have like a pair of like short shorts from there, like to work out in and they're like one of my favorites and I don't know if I can ever get them again. - All this stuff is made really well. - It is. - Is that really deep v-next? - Yes. - That they look super deep, like. - Yeah. - And it's all unisex and you don't know, you're like everything just like by color. It was never my favorite thing, but if I needed a really cool deep v-neck t-shirt or a pair of leggings, the disco leggings, I still have one. - Oh, you know, they also had like pet sweatshirts, like their sweatshirts were really cool with like the white and they were just simple zip-ups. They made them for pets. I still have one and I got for be this. - Oh yeah. - How about none of you? - Hunter, and God said let there be light and there was light. - Thanks Hunter. Turn on your light, or assignment home. - Your welcome courage. - Those kids imagine going to work without blindfold. Oh, it's best if we don't think about it. Matt Scroggins, Black Widow's only kill. If they think you're food, they don't see well and the light also most snakes and spiders do dry bites if they're attacking you. Ew, a dry bite. - Why are we doing it? - What's a dry bite? What's a wet bite? - Maybe no poison, I don't know. - That would make sense. A dry bite. - A dry bite. - Without releasing their poison, maybe? - I didn't know they could dry bite. - They could. - Depends. - I guess it's like shooting blanks. It's like the spider version of whiskey dick. But then how does the dry bite kill you? - Right, if they wanted to attack you, wouldn't they go wet bite? You're full of shit, Matt. That's ridiculous. - Good day, sir. - We don't really know. - We don't really know. - It's a good day. - Timey's player. Hi, beautiful lady. Hey, beautiful ladies. So Anna is having an alien. Yes, Anna's pregnant. She told me a while ago and I was, I'm so glad I don't have to keep a secret anymore. - Oh. - Yeah, she told me, God, a few weeks ago, a little Star Wars baby. Yeah, a little Star Wars bean. And I was like, Anna, I'm going to send you these books. Like what books are you reading? She's like, I'm not going to read them. Books are a scam. Good for her. I probably buy too many books. Licking bacon or something like that. How do you think you do on naked and afraid? I'd be good at the naked part. - And the afraid part. 'Cause I hate being cold. So it depends on, I guess the climate. Yeah, it's a show. - I'd be terrified of everything, but naked. Terrified of everything like I normally am, but in the nude. - My nipples would be extremely hard. Cold the terrifying things. Yeah, I would just be terrified of my own naked body, not the circumstances. - Just don't show me mirrors. And I think I'd be all right. - Yeah. - As long as I had self tanner, I think I'd be fine with the naked thing, I suppose. - Right. - Yeah. - Can a pan member start a fire just from friction? I don't think so. - Do I get, am I allowed to have a paracord? 'Cause that's the best way to do it with a stick. Then you have a paracord or a shoelace, but you want paracord because it's stronger. And then you can kind of like see saw it. And it's when it starts out. And then you want to have like brush, but also do you know how to make oil off of bark tree? - So fucking cool. Look at her. - Is this why this is why you're on Missy's team. - I know. - Oh God. I would be like, I can do a French braid. I have no survival skills. - So what's their hair braided? - Missy, have you ever considered you to do survivor? - I don't like reality shows. - I know. - I hate production shit like that. I used to work around that stuff. I hate it. - I would love, but that would make you win because you would know and you would understand. And you're- - No, it would make me combative and they would kick me off for not falling through. - You're like, "This is your starting of fire." Also, don't trust that producer. Anyway, it will be really interesting to watch. - I love to do that. I love our backyard. It's fun. - Ooh, let me picture. - Matt Scroggins, okay. Can you be Spider Girl if you get bit by one of those? Do you do it? - Spider Girl? No, I don't want web out of my wrists. No, thanks. I don't do that. - With like cool powers and I can swing around and like be a, again. - Maybe if I can shoot webs out of my purse, I can just lift a leg and be like. (imitates buzzer) People swing. - I would love to like swing around the city with webs out of my- - Yeah. - I guess if I were sort of Spider, I would like- - Instead of waiting in a train. - Did you ever play Donkey Kong Country 2? - No. - No. Well, there was like, you know how there's like sometimes special animals that you can like get out of a crate? And well, there was a Spider one and he had little sneakers on. He was really cute. But he had this thing where he would squirt out like his web and it would like float as like a blob and then you'd hit the button again and it would flatten out as like a web. And that's what I'm picturing coming out of your purse. - Yes. - With her sneakers on. - With her sneakers on. - Matt Scruggens had a brown recluse bite. You have to watch out for the infection, but there are noticeable warnings before it kills you. You'll be fine as long as you go to the doctor when you notice an infection. - Ooh. - Yeah. - See that was a better description. Thank you, Matt. I'm like- - Guess they're never- - Before we beat you and then- - You're like it's in your shoes. - I think brown recluse is a bad name for it because if you're a recluse, that means you're not, you're away from people. They should call it like the brown introvert. You know, it's like, don't test me. - They're like every little thing I've ever had on my skin, some southern or in raw kill will be like, that could be a brown recluse bite. Am I going to die? They're like, well, if it gets infected, you may. - So yes, actually, you're incredibly right, but- - Most spiders can administer a dry bite snakes too. We already know about the dry bites. - Dry bite. - Perhaps I will go upstairs and administer a dry bite to Frank. - And dry bite. (laughing) - We still know, got messages from Plattletail saying, Chrissy was trashing me. - No. - I go watch it and I agree with just about everything she said about my mistakes. Hello, live and learn, good show, ladies. Oh, oh, and- - Erin. - Erin, see. - Don't hate me Erin. - I hope you don't think I was trashing you. - Was it? - Looking forward to gossip day, Thursday Erin, it'll be fine. - Right, 'cause you're, Kiki, you're on Siltoe every Thursday now. - And then Gino on Friday. Although, actually, me and Gino will be in South Carolina Friday and Saturday Sunday quick trip. So, by the way, Siltoe, yes, he might not have told you that yet. So, thank you, Siltoe. Do you wanna link? I'm sending you a link. Send it a link. - We'll be in Rock Hill just for a quick trip, y'all. - Oh, you need to stay longer and you need to come to our house. - And no, we really do. We're, yeah, we gotta make it over there. If we were staying a week, yeah, we should have driven. It's actually not that far away from where I grew up. - No, you guys are. - No, I think we, I think we like concluded it was like a two-hour drive. - Mine, like an hour and a half, yeah. - Yeah. - We're just gonna go, my Gino's gonna, my Gino's gonna play golf in my dad. - They'll just roll. - Yeah, do the thing. - Oh, Gino, your dad are friends? - Oh my God, they text all day long. - That's really cute. - That's really cute. - My dad has never liked any man in my life ever, but he might, my dad texts our family group chat and says the universe provides constantly. He's obsessed, it's adorable and bizarre and concerning. - Is your dad just by wearing headbands? - I wouldn't put it past him, I guess, but. - I don't know, they're only eight years apart, so. (laughing) - My dad and his mother and his mother and his mother. - And Gino, your dad and Anthony are only, or. - They're about the same distance apart and they distance year apart, years apart. And my dad and aunt love each other so much and they text too, so. - Isn't that weird, I'm like, who are you texting? He's like, Tom, I'm like, get it, get it. - I met Missy's parents there, the kids. - You were at the show, Kiki in September. - Yes, the show where Anthony was drinking wine and we were like, something's different with him. He's not drinking too excess, he was just doing wine and then started having the hard stuff. Happy and after. - Oh yes, I remember that. Wow, and that was last September already. - And he's a whole new man now. - And is he doing better? Is he like, fuck, I wish I could drink more? Is he embracing it? - No, him and I actually got the most drunk we have in like a long time last night and it wasn't even that much drinking. We were just like, we went to Topgolf and we did like, mimosas, just got like one bottle and we just split it up. And then we went home, had a fire. We stopped and I got him a bottle of wine and I got myself a bottle Prosecco, but I don't know why we felt so hammered because we don't. - You drink that much and then you haven't been drinking. - Yeah, so it was fun, but yeah, I was singing karaoke like the old days till like two a.m. - Well, I'll bring in an expert. I'll bring in our local bad decisions expert maybe to help us figure out why Anthony got so drunk. - There he is. - There he is. - Hi, everyone. - I heard everyone was talking shit about me. - No, it's not just us, it's the whole internet. - Yeah, I was just gonna say, I was like, yeah, you know what, I haven't, you know, I don't know why anyone would say anything negative about me. What bad decisions have I made as a player? - No one said anything. - What did I say that was so negative? - Nothing, you didn't say anything negative. - Let's see, I recently got divorced and Chrissy said, I think he wasn't paying attention to the problems he and his wife was having very well. Yeah, that's usually the case when the relationship falls apart. What was the other one? Oh, her and Nick seemed to be attracted to each other. The hell you say? No, I watched the whole, like somebody's like, oh, Chrissy's trashing you. And I literally-- - It was a very light hearted gun. - Well, I go to turn on Simcast and I start, I back up, back up. - Who wasn't, who said I was trashing you? Give me names. - Some guy named Sean. - I don't know any Sean's. - So I go back and watch it and I've been watching it and I go, I start going like this, I start going, this is really constructive criticism. This is all very interesting. - Didn't I say Aaron, this is nothing he wouldn't say about himself. - Right, no, I do a little members only thing for like a half hour on Sunday nights. And we went back and watched it. And just before you said, just before Keanu said, I think Aaron would say the same thing. I had just said before you said that, I go, yes, exactly, no, that's 100% right. And then Keanu goes, - I think Aaron would say that same thing. - Right. - No, I don't know. - If Lila were here, I'll be Lila. You failed your marriage. - I did. - Failed your failure. - But also like, I don't know. It's, I think you're both not to put all the blame on Aaron. And that's the thing is like, we can talk to Aaron, we can't talk to April. So it's easier to kind of hear Aaron out. - There's three sides to what happened between April and I. My side, her side, and what really happened. That's how it is with everything that goes bad. Like, and when people are like, I hate the internet because it's just little tattle tales going, oh, Chrissy's trashing you. And then you go watch it and you go, guys, don't you have friends in your life who like, - This is literally all of the bullshit about me. Like, oh, oh, like it's just somebody saying I'm doing something or somebody saying, oh, it's January six, oh. - But it's just like the internet is. - But it's also like, don't you want your friends to criticize you and tell you the truth? Like, don't you want your friends to tell you things? - Also. - Those are real friends. - Yes, you're like, I fucking suck that hurt, but you know what? I bet you, if I did what you're suggesting, I might actually be happier in the long run, but I don't think that. - I didn't think I'm so retarded like anything. - Yeah, I hate you. - No, we're cool, we're cool. - I was the defending you. - We actually clinically did, you were not nervous. - Wait a minute, I think if we are whipping off your boyfriend's entire act, you and I are fine. - Cool, awesome. - Yeah, no, I listen, I think I gotta give everybody the benefit of the doubt. - For people who think, like, I'm not an idiot, I know that, like, I mean, you come on this show, Erin, like, we're, we're friendly. Don't you think I know you can listen to this show at any time, so I'm not gonna say something I wouldn't say to your face, same as Nick. - I don't think I've said anything I wouldn't directly say to his face, so there's no getting caught with your pants down when you understand what the internet is. - I don't think I'd ever say this. (laughing) - It's the same face. - And to quote Ricky Bobby, no, this would be no. To quote Will Ferrell in the campaign, I fucked up. Like, people criticizing me is like, yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure I've laid all this stuff out, too. Like-- - That's what friends do. - Yeah, I don't get, I understand the need people have to, like, watch internet shit, and, like, the feeling of God they must have in their hands to go, I'm gonna take this person who thinks that this person likes them, and I'm gonna try and smash 'em together and everything. You've gotta be pretty dong to all of it. - I don't see people fight. - Yeah. - Yeah. - No, it just likes people and watch the show. - You know what it is? It's 'cause it makes these people feel powerful. Like, ooh, I have the power to break up a friendship, break up a relationship, and they have no skin in the game, and they're like, ooh, I can just watch, I can just light a match, put out a lie, put out gossip, and just, ooh, like, watch-- - Foreign, people can flip things to sound any way they want, you know. - Yeah. - Really, they did it, right, you know. - And also, you both are friends with me, but you're friends with April, too, and anyone who would ask people to choose allegiances, like, this is already a difficult enough situation for everyone in my life, everyone in my circle. You don't wanna make it more difficult by going, no, you have to believe everything I say, and you have to pick my side, and you have to don't make it more difficult. - Aaron, you never asked me or Gino once to not be friends with April. All we're doing is trying to be her friend. - Yeah. - As a matter of fact, I have always wished that April get happy, that she get healthy. I agree with Gino. April needs to be away from all three of us. It was a toxic, poisonous place. None of us did anything to make it better, and the quicker everyone realizes that, the quicker everyone can heal and live a more complete life, in my opinion. - So it's not so much like sex drugs, rock and roll, it's like sex drugs and divorce. - Yeah, yeah, not as sexy when it's real life. - Aaron, is there anything she could do, like that could turn it around at this point? - Turn what around, like. - Anything, is there even a hope, is there even a 1% chance of maybe? - I do, this is gonna sound hokey or whatever, but I believe in her. I do, there's the person that I love is still alive. Like, they're still in their side, you know? I do believe in April. I just don't believe in April and I. That's, there's a big difference. I think she can turn this thing around tomorrow. I think she can go back home, rebuild from the start, just rebuild your whole foundation, tear it all down, rebuild from the foundation. She can go back to what she was doing before the show. And one thing that Chrissy nailed right on, April and I should have never worked together. I, April would talk about how terrible her job was and, you know, just the way I am. I was like, oh, I'll take you away from this thing you hate. You can come work with me. I know how much you love it. - Sit on the air with me and let the internet shit upon you. And then, yeah, I don't think she was ready for that. And you admit you faltered there, for sure. - But also, Aaron, like, there's no way, it's either you can handle the shit or you can't. And I remember, I would speak to her a few times, like, when people started to come after her and she became more of a public figure. And like, just explaining to her, like, it'll pass. Like, it's meaningless. Like, it's just people trying to start shit and like, don't respond to these people. Don't, it just be, it's easy for me to say that, having 13 years of stand-up and rejection and like, all the shit that comes with that, that makes this all easier. She just, you can't force that thick skin. And I kind of learned way too late in the game. 'Cause I remember, if you don't mind me saying, Chrissy, I text you once. And I said, April's having problems with the internet shit. And I feel like it would mean more coming from you, 'cause I don't handle the advice part very well. Like, I'm maybe a little too, like, hey, just fucking ignore it, you know? Come on, kid, soldier on, you got this. - Well, that's how men are. That's like, that's a very, like, masculine. - That's how I talk to Gina. - Take. (laughing) - No, I, yeah, look, we did a lot of unhealthy things. - Fairly. - And you just have to learn, the thing that just makes me sad about it though, is like, and the thing that makes me a little resentful, and I'm trying to drop that. I really am, like, meetings and therapy and shit like that. I'm trying to drop the resentment. But one of the things I resent is that, like, right now, only one person is admitting that this thing was toxic or even existed. Is admitting that it was toxic and bad, and we need to start over and do better. But one thing I've definitely learned is, there's no point in resenting that, because they're gonna do whatever they wanna do. You just have to focus on your own shit, and choose not to be resentful, or pissy, or bitchy, or whatever. I just really, I just really wish, 'cause I don't think they understand, 'cause they're in the middle of it right now. But the sooner admit that you've made mistakes, and gone in the wrong direction, the sooner you can start taking inventory, start turning it around, and your life gets better. - Nobody, literally, ever would blame April, even though she has to sort of, you know, be an adult, too. But nobody would kind of blame her at all. But there's other people that she's still involved with that don't seem to wanna take any responsibility for their actions at all. - True, true, but I've said this about Nick, too. Because we were friends. A sober Nick is not a bad guy. A sober Nick ricotta is not a bad guy. I just saw that guy very few and far between, unfortunately, and that's the nature of addiction, that's the nature of having a problem, is you see these glimpses of these people, and it makes you, especially if you're an optimist, it makes you believe in 'em. But then you watch 'em not a fool, or you watch them not admit, or you watch them deny, deny, deny, and you just go, you get so frustrated, and you can either live in that world and get angry, or you can distance yourself from it and go, eh, maybe someday, maybe someday, I don't know. I will say this, Missy and Keanu, how dare the two of you say, that when I try to be a tough guy, I look like a douche. - You do have to hold you 100 times. You would try to be the cool guy. You look like a douche. It's okay, though. - Like, you know what douchey moments? - Forgive me, as my life was in shambles, trying to figure out how I wanted to present my-- - Yeah, all right, I love you. It's hard to go through this, you know, on the internet, for everyone's entertainment. It's very fucking, you know, people can sit, talk, say, "Oh, Aaron's cringe," or, "Oh, he's like a radio voice," or whatever, but it's like-- - I appreciate it. - You know, I'm just thinking of the basic things that people who don't like you just harp on, like, "Well, this is," it is what it is, you know. - That's a ridiculous thing to say. I wouldn't be friends with you if you were an actual douche. - Right, it's like-- - I don't understand. - I'm not saying you are cringe. People are saying that you handled the situation in a cringe way, but it's also like, you don't know what you would look like going through a public divorce on the internet. - Oh my God, I'm not like a professional at that. - Go through this situation and see how they would act. - Exactly, what I was gonna say was guys, I pray you never have to go through something as psychologically fucked up as purposely and not knowing it at the time, purposely taking your own life and like your marriage and everything and lighting it on fucking fire and rolling it down a hill and not real-- and thinking that it's fun, thinking that you're doing a good thing only to have it catch up with you a half year later that, "Oh my God, I've destroyed, devalued, "and shamed everything I've ever loved." Like everything, I've scandalized my entire life and I thought it was a good thing. Like I welcome anyone, I hope nobody goes through that because it's a choice and I made a fucked up choice, but like I welcome anyone to try and go through that publicly and not look like a fucking douche. - And you are, this is a process. Like this is a process for you and you're trying to maintain your show and it seems like, and forgive me for not, I don't know that much about you, but from, you know, you've done a show, so you're kind of, you're maintaining your show character. I'm not gonna say it's a character, but there's the performative person on the mic and so you're doing that. - A mic person, yeah. - It's almost like people are expecting you to be that meme where you're sitting there with the dog with the fire going on behind and going, "This is fine." Like people are kind of, it's like, you know, like, "Oh, why is he bringing this to the public?" Maybe you shouldn't, well, it's like, well, you seem like a very open book guy. - Yeah. - So you're gonna kind of put it out there and if you're not handling it the way people expect you and that's kind of goes back to what you were saying, like, you know, you get frustrated by witnessing peace somebody, handle something differently than you would. So that is, that's a pretty common that we all do that. We all get pissed at someone's doing that and it's like, oh, they're their own person. If this is how they want to handle it, this is on them, this is their thing, let them do that. So, you know, people on the sideline look at you go, "Why isn't he handling it this way?" Then it's like, well, this guy is handling something very personal and it's a process. It kind of is like a grieving situation. - It is a grieving process. - Yeah, Missy, there's two things I could do. I could go on the air and be, you know, it's a performance, it's an act, it's, it should be. I mean, if you're just who you are all the time on the air, you're new to it. - You're making fun of yourself, too. - Right. - It's a micro persona. Missy, you, you, you brought it up a lot. - You live with one. - A mic persona, right? - So, so I could go-- - It's not necessarily, it's an exaggerated, maybe sort of version of yourself, but you're also-- - It's not a disingenuous thing. - Right, but it's also, you're doing a show and he talks about his life on his show and news and his life right now is sort of in the news, so-- - Yeah, and there's two ways you can handle it. You can handle it as the persona when you're on the air or I could go on the air and be how I am in real life and everyone would be calling men in white coats to take me away 'cause I could be doing the show 80% fine and then randomly just burst into tears and go, "My life is over, how am I good? What have I done?" - And everyone just-- - Well, you kept a lid on it for as long as you couldn't and once it would be very public, you're like, "Okay, I can talk about this now." - And then once the arrest happened, like the amount of shit I was catching online, offline, everything else, I just snapped and I went, "I'm just, you know what, all the shit that's coming out now, I'm just gonna come out with everything I know because every day it seems like something else." Like, it felt like the whole world was telling my story and it made me feel like I was like observing my own life from the outside, so I'm like, "And again, this may have been the right way or the wrong way to handle it." I went, "Why don't I just tell everyone everything I saw, everything I did, everything I know?" And now that way, nobody can blindside me with anything. I'm not gonna look like I'm hiding anything. - Could that get you in trouble? This is where I was like, I'm curious, could that get you in trouble? Like, with the law, if there ever is discovery with Nick, like, are you, could you get implicated and dragged into it in some way? - I'll say this, yeah. No, that's a great question and I will say this, when I came out and admitted all the things I did, I did it for the sole purpose of being open and honest with everything I did because I knew I was gonna have to say things about other people that made me look shitty. So I said, "Before I even criticize anyone else, let me essentially put the gun to my own head and go, here's everything I've done, here's all the wrong things I've done. So could I get in trouble for it? Absolutely, but I will say this, people who go like, "Oh, you're being stupid." My intention was never to avoid getting in trouble. My intention was to basically confess my own sins before I criticized anyone else. And if that leads to anything bad happening to me down the road, then so be it, I did those things. I'm responsible for those things. And if there's a price to pay for that, by God, it's gonna be less than the price, that some of those innocent kids pay, you know? Like, I'm not an innocent, you know? - Yeah, with stuff like that, that's where it is, Nicky. - Yeah, because you're trying to be, like, it's like when you're dealing with police, right? And you just, you're like, "I don't want no problems, so I'm just gonna be honest." It's like, well, there is that really lovely line where they say anything you say can and will be used against you. So that is one of those kind of like, sticky, wicked of, you know, the saying everything for you to have a clean slate, just 'cause you're just wanting to be honest, where it's like, well, now we're dipping our toe into legal matters in the court system. You give two shits that you're trying to be a good guy. - Right, and if that's what they decide, if they're like, look, the decisions you made, these are the consequences for it, then it's like, well, good, I don't wanna run from it. Like, if it hurt people, then I wanna pay for that. If it hurt children, it's bad, I'm a father of three. And the only reason that I'm still blessed to be, you know, spending so much time with my children is because I realized what I was doing was wrong. My wife, is that me or is that somebody else? - I'm like, that's what you feel like. - But my wife at the time left, we were still trying to keep this four-some alive as she moved her shit out of the closet, which was really fucking weird. And then eventually I just went, all right, this is not working, I'm out to, like, let's just be done. But that does, like, so I got out early before everything went to shit. That doesn't mean I didn't do anything wrong. So I'm happy that I have my children, I'm happy that I could be honest with the mother of my kids, my family, they all kind of forgave me. So if I have to pay some kind of legal price, it's worth it. - I like that. - Oh, so you're making us down, like, some forensic file, like, I would. (laughing) - Play a happy song. - And he still gets to see his children. (laughing) - Children, this is a story about a man, a man-lessly talented man. - Come stay with us at Kiki Keanu in South Carolina. - He is. - Well, the-- - Through a very close three words. - And you think otherwise-- - That's what it was. - Get ready because the summer of 2024 is the summer of Aaron. - No, that's no, that's not what I'm saying. (upbeat music) - Coming to theaters-- - I love it. - On a 24, the summer of Aaron. - And shit. - This is not her point. - Summer of Aaron's, summer of Aaron's. - Kiki, Kiki, Kiki, Kiki, Kiki, Kiki, Kiki, Kiki, Kiki. - Line up, ladies. He's single now. (upbeat music) ♪ He loves golfing ♪ ♪ And hot tubs ♪ ♪ And swing at hot tubs ♪ ♪ Anyhow ♪ ♪ I can't guess why this time ♪ ♪ Cold tubs ♪ - I feel like the lesson I was trying to convey has become utterly lost. - No, we don't have lesson songs, hold on. - Oh, we don't need lesson songs. There's no reason to-- - This is like a country? - A cowboy song, this is if Nick and I fuck each other. - Yes. (laughing) - At what point, Aaron, did you touch tips with Mr. and I? - We saw each other's dicks. - We were standing over by-- - Oh, my God, chill. - His property, looking over the sunset. I felt a hand on my leg. - Yeah. - And it was Nick. - And it was an accident or it was-- - There it was. - Huh. - He's like, that's no brown recluse spider. (laughing) - That's my hand. ♪ Is it Nick or a brown recluse ♪ ♪ We'll never know ♪ - This is a story of a radio personality who got a little too personal. - With another couple. - You know, I think they're right, I've been doing too many shows. (laughing) - We didn't do it, Aaron. - I like the summer of Aaron. - This is the summer of Aaron. ♪ He says too much ♪ - You have, you're very good humored. - Look, if I-- ♪ Good humorty is a cock ♪ - No, not a cock. - I mean, in the technical sense, Nick and I both are. I mean-- - I know. Wait 'til I, yeah, I gotta, oh, wow. - I gotta, I got a slew of messages from Beerus, Nick. Wow, very fun. - We did? - Wait, more than, more than I-- - Oh, I haven't even, oh my God, it's page after page. Yeah, that's-- - Oh, okay. - Does it sound like-- - I'll save it for Gossip Thursday. - Does it sound like those messages may have been influenced by anything? - I'm like, wow, I can't even believe you're even-- - Now that just sounds like some gay-stripping music. - I think he's going back to dating again, yeah. - What did the messages say, Kiki? - I can't blame anyone for having shit to say about it. It's like, it's very interesting. I mean-- - No, no, no, I-- I regret him the riot act. I tried to be nice, and then I'm like, why are you messaging me? This is how I feel. You're not going to, I'm not stupid. - Sorry, dog, that's enough, right. - Did you say dog? 'Cause that's too far. - I did not say dog, but he did call you a cuck, and he said you got cucked out of your life, and a matter of things, you can just ask his show. (laughing) - Thank you, Chrissy. - Yeah, he still has his kids. - I mean, I did win the who can still see their kids battle. - Yeah, hey, I said, dude, you don't want to fucking come toe to toe with me here. He's like, yeah, oh wow, yeah, I could go on and on. I will be talking about it soon, and honestly, yes, of course, we'll have gotten Thursdays on-- - It looks like we've got some hair to braid. - Yeah, we have some hair to braid, you'll be care. (laughing) - Who am I to judge? I'm wearing a shirt that I've been wearing for probably 36 hours. - Which is great. - Great. At least it's not a sweatshirt, it's a lovely top. - It's pajamas, no one would ever know. At least it's not, you know, an orange jumpsuit. - Ah, I see what you did there. - You never know. I have a little terrible an orange. Oh, I'd be so annoyed if I had to go to jail. - Your head is orange. (laughing) My hand is orange. Just my hair, it would clash though. No, I need a little undertones. I need jewel tones, or else it's all over for me. - What's a jewel tone? - A jewel tone is like emeralds, purple, blue, navy. - Oh, like every other color? - Primary colors, but green. I can't do red orange. I don't really fuck with pink too much, yellow is right out of the question. Yeah, blue is green. - I'm using that dress. - You're saying purples. - You wouldn't get that yellow, sun dress? - No, no. - Her eyes go with pink, no. - If you see me wearing yellow, something is wrong. She's very wrong. - She's wearing yellow, she's-- - She's sending a help signal with that child with the tag. - The yellows call the authorities because I'm-- - That's her safety word. - An amber alert for an adult mother. - That's my literal amber alert. If Chrissy's wearing pews, we know something's wrong. - What color is this? - Yeah, I was like-- - Pews is like-- - Is it like vomit color? - I literally don't know what pews looks like. I just know that it's not horrifying. - It is a real color though, I know that one. - Pews, oh, I stand corrected. It's brownish purple. - Pews. - Pews. - Pews. - Yes, I see pews. - It's starting to sound weird the more you say it. - I present child's old name. - It's like order lining queef. - Pews. - Pews. - Pews. - Oh my God, pews is essentially almost millennial pink but repurposed. I didn't expect that. I expected it to be like booger green. - Oh, wow, look at this pews mug. - How can I throw? I love pews, actually. (laughing) - Pews. - Pews. - It looks like pussy. - Pews. - Pews. - Pews. - What is pews? - What does it look like? - Italian and it's pronounced like pew-che. - Pew-che. - Pew-che. (laughing) - Like hold on. - Pews, but. - The origin of the color pews, pews. Okay, so I actually love pews. (laughing) Oh my God, when Louis the XVI was asked what he thought of his wife's latest look, he replied, se pews, se pews. - That's flea-colored? - Like pepper-le-pews, se pews. - That is flea-ish. - No. - It, that means. - It is. - So. - Let them eat. - Let them eat. - Yes. (laughing) - Well, that's a nice color. It looks like my wife's pews say. - Ew. - My pews, my wife's pews say, which I'm not interested in. - These women, like, sure, they look cool, but they probably smelled horrible. Like, you took probably one bath a month. - Can you imagine Versailles with no AC? - Ugh, what's the point? - That's why they had people, like, pon fans, like. - I know. - Oh, you're fanning them. - No wonder Louis couldn't get a beer. - Is this a pews? - Ew. - That's a brown lip pews. (laughing) - A brat. - Okay, which one is pews? Which pews is really pews? - Pantone declares it to be a purplish brown, while others think it's more of a mauve. This could be pews, or this could be pews. - Is there not anything like one another? - No, no, there's other side of the spectrum. - Okay, I like pews now. I just thought it was a gross word. - It is a gross word. - Yeah. - Yeah, no, you're still correct on that. - What color am I thinking of? I'm thinking of, like, a-- - Chartreuse? - Chartreuse. - Chartreuse. - Chartreuse. - That's bad news. - Chartreuse is like that hideous puke color maybe. - Yeah. - Chartreuse, I thought that was like a red. - No, I think it's like a green, isn't it? Chartreuse. - It's like a booger green. - Yeah. - Yep. Chartreuse. - Chartreuse. - Okay. - It's like a lime. - Oh, yeah. - Lime, yeah. - Show us. - It's a liqueur as well. - Are you ready for Chartreuse? - Yes. - Chartreuse. - You're gonna be on team pews and then we'll do cobalt. - Team par, Chartreuse. - Yeah, booger green, snot green. - There's so many different tones of this, I need to-- - Look at this. - It is not one. - I actually kind of like that color too now that I'm thinking. - I like it. - It's very '70s. - It's remarkably boogery. - Very son of boogery. - It is like pea soup. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's very son of boogery. - It is like pea soup. - Yeah. - Oh. - Chrissy, oh, it looks great on the car, but that's about it. - Hi, Chrissy, what is our, okay, our birthstone is-- - It's like this one. - It's like this one. - No, citron. - It's citron. - It's citron, yeah. - It's citrine. - Citrine, citrine. It's like, it's called yellow. - God damn it. - No. - It's gold. - It's goldish. - It's goldish. - It's called-- - Musquitzel? - No, it's-- - It's citrine. It's not called citrine. That's not-- - You're gonna say this is like the most advanced color, like, theory chat right now. - I'm an artist. - Like, I've never heard half of these and I'm in a art school. - It's called, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Bing, bing, bing. Topaz, topaz. - Topaz. - Topaz, bing, bing, bing, bing. - It is, it is birthstone, but I tend to like it. - It's not blue. - I mean, it's no pews. It's like, pews, foreign. (laughing) - Oh man, this is gonna be summer pews for me. (laughing) - Oh, damn it, I lost my summer all day. - Are you all right, you lost me to a color? - No, it's still summer of errand. - Oh, it's still summer of errand, okay. - Yeah. - Or, I don't know, I got cucked out of my life. - So, that was-- - Where do you wear a res? - It really started, yeah, it really was like the spring of cooking, it's gonna be the summer of errand. - Oh. - Yes. - So, David Carpenter, a former coworker told me that his friend got bit by a brown recluse, first brown leg, and then lost her life. Okay, that won't bring you-- - That's what I'm saying, David, it sneaks up on you. You could just step on that shit, and you don't know. And then you lose your leg all the sudden. - Woman's favorite poet, mine, R. Dylan Thomas James Joyce, and E.E.E. Cummings. - Wait, wait, wait, poet. - I don't know, I don't know. - I do have a book. - Sometimes I have a book. - I hate it when people ask you what a thing is, and then they just tell you there's right away. - Right, this is probably an autistic person who wrote this. Favorite poet. - Poet. - William Shakespeare, right, the bard, or my-- - Dr. Seuss. - Amy Clark. - Dr. Seuss. - Seuss is a great one. - Shell Silverstein, how about that? - I wonder if I'll get when Chrissy gives tough love, it's actually because she cares. - Oh, yeah. - It wasn't even tough love, it was just an accurate depiction of the chain of events. - It's lawyers, guns, and money, Missy. - What? - I don't know. Aaron Frans takes sides in every divorce, it sucks. - I don't know, I think the friends on this screen have been very fair, and even-handed. I don't think they've taken anyone's side. I think they've actually been very nice to both people. - I mean, there's a-- - It's a word, remarkably, Aaron, I've been remarkably-- - Oh, it's remarkable to me too much, it's good to know. - I think you can assess a situation and not have your friendship come into play, like ultimately your friendship is gonna come down to whoever's best at keeping in touch with you, right? Whatever, if the shit hits the fan or not, you know? Like if someone is answering your calls, texting you back, well that sounds like someone who wants to stay friends versus someone's ignoring you, well then, that doesn't sound like you wanna be friends. - Oh, that's kind of a horrible goddamn thing. - Oh, my God. Oh, cats and mom, baby. - I know, I'm a mom, it's 90 years later, I still can't believe it, like what? - He just came and came and came to a hug, like so cute. Oh my God. - He's a mama's boy, he loves always wanting to cry. - Really? - That's what the mean will be because you fed him every hour on the hour for five years. - He's gonna tell Matt to walk, 'cause he's already like- - Hey, I jumped now. - He has fat wrists, like his wrists are fat. - He's gonna be a sports player. - He has chunky wrists and his legs are fat already. - You have the little folds on him? - Yes. - Isn't that the cutest? - But that's- - He looks like little dinner rolls. - Yes, his whole body looks like a pack of Hawaiian rolls. - Great. - Who wants a skinny baby? - They're of our countries. (laughing) - They don't want it. - They don't want it, they accept it though. - They just come naked too, but they got, yeah. - These are our babies. They're hungry, whatever. Aaron, the story is getting boring and repetitive. Guess what, jag-ass? We're still talking about it. - Almost like Jackass. - Yeah, jag-ass, yeah. Viking, I visited the George Floyd Memorial yesterday. Am I gonna be cursed like Chrissy in April? - Oh, that's true. The curse of George Floyd. - Oh my God. Yeah, my dad was murdered like that day, basically, and I didn't find out till the next day. - Oh my goodness. - Oh my God, maybe it is, maybe it is a curse. - Wow, the curse of George Floyd Square. - Yeah, Viking, get out, stop it. - Yeah, don't look there. - Nobody go there. - Nobody go there. - That is absolutely not why. Do not put that in her brain, please. - So wait, yeah, that's the curse, then the only worst thing that happened to April is that she got divorced from him. Okay, that's not a curse. Your dad was murdered. (laughing) - No. - That's so funny. - And try to make everyone-- - Arrested isn't good. - No, that was bad too. - But the divorce to the banks, no, I-- - You have a murder. - You know what I come here for? - To feel better. That's what I come here for, to feel better. - Us gals, you're like one of our best gal pals, well. - You were about to say gay friend. Don't fucking lie to me. - I really wasn't-- - What was that for the insipity? - All right, I'm being defensive. - Oh, Zado, just 'cause seemed appropriate. Thank you, Zado. Terrain's gonna take that as one sticky piece. - Stinky. - It's actually the color of a piece. Keanu's hair is not symmetrical. She needs to move her apart from left to right about, oh, this guy's definitely autistic. One-sixteenth of an inch, it bothers me. - Okay, if you think that is the worst problem with me, then I'm doing okay. All right, let's look inward. - But Jeremy Parker's giant ridiculous dresses from the Victorian era look like something that clam lady needs to hide her gorilla body. Oh, did you see clam posted a picture of her in a dress and I immediately zoomed in on her feet? No pedicure. I was like, whoa. - Clam lady? - It looked like she was at a wedding or something. And I was like, "What are you doing out in public without a pedicure?" - She's a, she's, I was just like, she doesn't know how to do it herself. - It's like the most basic thing. - Who's clam made that? - I'm in it. - I'm not talking about this, but here we are. - Bram is how I refer to Pearl. - Oh, snow. - Oh. - Not to be petty, but I'm just being like, "Dude." - Not to be petty cure, am I right? - Oh, that's right. - That's right. - It is Pearl. - She's nine feet tall, she's nine feet tall, but she still wears like the biggest high heels she can find. I love it. - Oh boy. Well, look at that. First of all, this one has half a pedicure. Pearl has no pedicure. - Both of their feet look like the scene in misery when the guy was hobbled. - He's about to like break it. - Yeah, it smashes it between the-- - It looks like Cathy made, just took a frickin' hammer to both of their ankles. What is going on? - This is not gonna get you on wickie feet, girls. - No, and also, and not for nothing, this is the best I've ever seen clam look. And that's, and it's horrible. So, I don't know if you just have duct tape around her-- - Got big bandaid. - In here? What's going on here? What is that? - Neighborhood children were kicking her shins. - Oh, God. - Wow, clam, is that your girlfriend or your softball team made? - Yeah, she goes around saying she's not a lesbian, but I don't know. - I get it, I get it. - Nothing wrong with being a lesbian clam. Come out with it already. - There is something wrong with going out without a pedicure. - What is around her shin? - It looks like a bandaid. - Yeah, it looks like a bandaid. - A bandaid. - A bandaid of some sort, yeah. - Why is it so cute? - Well, what? - It's a black dick. - I don't like it. - Why would black dick be on a shin? And how would I blow that in a minute? - Oh, sorry. - Is this black dick that it's cutting flesh to the point where you need a bandaid? - Oh my God, if we need that. - I know, I know, I've never been with one. - Never. - That's wild. - Very. - That's our pearl today. - That's our pearl today. - It chartreuse is the only color named after a liquor. - Oh. - It's a product for a baby shot of chartreuse every now and again. - Aaron, who has the best nachos? - Oh no. - I don't think you're gonna get an answer for $2 viking. Yeah, I know, come on. - I've said too much. - But you know what, I bet you have an answer. - I do. - You know what? (all laughing) - I do. - There's always an answer to these things. Hunter, does the bean have jowls? - Oh, no, he's a chubby cheeks. - He's so cute, he literally is the cutest baby ever. I don't know how it is. - I know. - Oh, he's a cute baby. - I miss him. I wonder what he's doing right now. Old nurse is coming. The boys, I mean, are not refined. That's a good one. All right, Jackie has, Aaron's favorite poet is whoever wrote on the men's room bathroom stall as he loiters writing down times and numbers. (all laughing) - I don't know if I get that. - Oh, I love his, I love his greatest work. It's a poem titled "For a Good Time Call." - Oh, got it, got it, okay. - You see, Keanu, I'm gay in that joke. - I get it. - Oh, yes, wonderful. - I know it's, yes. - A really original whiskey and poet line there. I appreciate it. - Great. That was really very funny. - This is a story of a fan who was tested by the internet. - Yeah. - This is a story about one hot tub. - Hot tub, hot tub, hot tub. - He into the lives of four people. - Forever. - A magical hot tub, a cursed hot tub. - And another win for the toe. - Coming this summer, a hot tub of lies. - Hot tub of all size. - Worrying Aaron Imholz as himself. - We couldn't get Rayne Wilson, huh? (laughing) - Starring Rayne Wilson as Aaron Imholz. Who would play April? - Where's he going, man? - Or maybe I, maybe you. - Taren Manning, Taren Manning. - Taren Manning. - Taren Manning. - Yes, who would play Nick? Steve Buscemi. - Tom Hanks, character in Philadelphia. - Oh, Tom Hanks as Nick Riccada. - Tom Riccada played by Ted Bundy. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, Kayla. Gosh, I don't know. - The girl, the girl, oh, what's her name? From Lost, the brunette from Lost. Evangeline Lilly as Kayla Lilly. Starring Evangeline Lilly, Ted Bundy. - Taren Manning. - Taren Manning. - And Rayne Wilson in "I Love Lies". (laughing) Coming this-- - Another wolf with a toe. - To Netflix. Don't get in, it'll get splashy. (laughing) - Sounds great, I think that sounds awesome. - You've got something, there's something there. - Kristen Stewart could also play-- - Yeah. - What's her face? Kayla. - Or maybe even April. - No, I like Taren Manning. Like, she's a little cracked out, but like, as a blonde. - True, true, true. - It will be cool when this is all a documentary. - Yeah. - Or a movie. - Well, I think we've never mind. You know what, no. - I was going, talk amongst yourselves. It's fine. - It'd be great. - Women don't know what is written in men's rooms. Well, now I'm curious. - Dicks, mostly. - And Dylan Mulvaney, I do know what is written. - I think they're just in there stenciling dicks on each other's head. - Yes, right, and dicks. - Yeah, no, they're placing their dicks on the wall to stencil, right? - Ooh, Nick, we're gonna play by Bob Odenkirk. That's not a bad idea. - And Tara Reed for April. Okay, I like some of these ideas better. - I don't want to read. - I don't want to read. - I mean, she's Tara Reed, like, when she didn't know her tit was out. - Oh, no. (laughing) - I finally brought myself to watch one of those episodes that like people had clipped or like Keanu had told me about. And I knew that was, I wish I wouldn't have. - What episodes? - That was tough. - I didn't mean to play it on my show. I was just trying to show how you ruined my wedding and my disco ball team. - Yes, I'm serious. - And what? - This is a long story, and I will do it. - Okay, well, one night on the show, one night on the show, I got tired of using the phrase swinging or wife swapping. So I just used the term disco to talk about the lifestyle that we were living. So I go, oh, yeah. - You're somebody who calls it the lifestyle? Oh, God. - No, I'm just saying that was the lifestyle I was living. So I said, those are my disco days. I go, that's back during disco. - And blah, blah, blah. - Yes. - Not knowing that Keanu was going with like a big disco ball. - I'm not kidding. I didn't want, I don't want a disco themed wedding, but I had a premonition and I told my wedding planner, I want disco balls everywhere all over my wedding. I want it to be sort of retro. I got that day, then we started calling it disco. He wouldn't stop saying disco about his foibles and his like, what have you. - I called in, I said stop, I got about a quote for about a thousand disco balls that day. He started calling it the ad. - 1,000, like to maybe $2,000 were the fucking disco balls. I'm like, must you, even though you don't even realize you're making my wedding about you, you must make it about you. So we've had to, we've had to adjust that idea. - It was at that point, Keanu realized the wrong friend had kept in touch. (laughing) My April called me. - She would have never called it disco, at least she stayed there. - Oh God, if Nick lets you, please let her. Please, please. (laughing) (laughing) - Oh, no, it'll be nice now that April and Nick just have that house to themselves. I'm just kidding. - Are you okay with being a fucking disco balls? - I'll send all the disco balls for my wedding that I was supposed to hang up over there. - Just don't make it hot tub themed. (laughing) - Who would, I wouldn't think that he would ever decide. He should call it hot tub, not disco. He should call it pews. - Tubbing. - He's not taking my pews like Kyle. - Tubbing, yeah. - Tubbing. - Tubbing. - Tubbing. - Tubbing sounds like what a fat person is edging. (laughing) - Tubbing. - Tubbing. - Tubbing. - Tubbing. (laughing) - We have to bone them to get my kids to bed. - Oh, your kids, I hope your kids haven't heard any of this show. - Oh, they were in the screen. - God, now with cat leaving, this show has no respectable people. - No, no. - Cat, tell the people where they can find you and what's coming up. - So you can find me on all my socials. It's the handle that you see at Cat Canada under score TM. And the biggest thing coming up for me is we're reclaiming my country Canada from the authoritarian cry bullies at the reclaiming Canada conference this June in Victoria BC. We're taking this country back. - Woo. - Yes. I like that. Sorry, I'm benzene in these skittles 'cause I just want them out of my sight. - Oh, you lucky dog. - You guys are high. - You get rid of them. - Like you eat something just to have them on. - All right. - Bye, cat. - Thanks for asking me. - Sorry. - Oh. - I'm trying to sign off and I'm talking about my stupid skittles. (laughing) - Eat again, and eat cam. Eat in the-- - You know you'll eat more than you want 'cause you want to throw it out already. - But then you have like a little bit left at the bottom. You're like, "I'm gonna leave that much." Like, I'm just gonna finish it. Just be done with it at this point. - Yeah. Thanks a lot, Sam. Just sent me these skittles. - Are they the mini skittles? - Yeah. Skittle little. - Yeah, me. - This was a big bag. I just have it on my desk. - How small are they? Can you hold one? - They're tiny. They're so tiny. They're like-- - They look the same size. - They look that way, but I wish I had a regular skittle for scale. They're tiny. That doesn't help. - Now eat one slowly. - Like look, I'll put one on my face. - Oh, your face for scale. - Oh, okay. Okay. Oh, down the shirt, down the shirt. - It's a tiny pillow. - I'll put one on my nose for scale. Okay, cool. - A tittle. - Ah! - Oh, so-- - Prager. - Prager warning. - You got up. - Prager warning, candy and stuff. Candy and stuff. - Oh, nose candy. Oh! Don't worry. You got up. - Ah! Coming this summer. - I lost mail. - A tale. - I lost nothing. - That decision. (laughing) - Wow. - I really almost went up my nose. I had to go to the emergency room. - It just ends with Christy having to go to the ER. - Right, it's not your kid's not big enough to put like something up his nose yet, but you did, right? - Prager would be like, where the fuck happened? (laughing) - They're lilacized. - Oh. - Geno! - Geno! - Geno! (upbeat music) - First time lunch. - Oh, sorry, go ahead. - Two new hot chicks on the bottom row. (laughing) - Hey, sweet cheeks. - I can hear you giggling. You may as well just come say hello. - I said, oh, is he coming? She don't come in. I'm so excited. - Giki, don't forget the new phrase that you learned. Get ahold of yourself. - Hey, get ahold of yourself. I have to start telling you. - Where am I holding myself? - Oh, that's why I wouldn't have said that. - Yes, get ahold of yourself. I have to start saying that. - You should also start saying that. - You should also say that while you shake somebody by the shoulders. - Don't you think you've had enough, Geno? Start saying that as well. That's the point. - I haven't brought it up. - Hey, I'm Missy. - Hi, Geno. Also, how dare you come down to South Carolina and not come hang out with us? - Welcome, please. I don't need to be invited places. You know we'll just show up. - I know, but they know we're coming this weekend. - Oh, okay. - Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I know. We'll have to play in another trip. - We're going in August as well. - Oh, yeah. - We are in August. - The end of August. - Okay, cool. - Then your dates. - Yeah, we'll be there a little bit longer that time too. - If we drive down, Dr. Steens like, if you ever go see me, you drive right by my house. I'm like, oh, I'll come by your house. - Now we're inviting Dr. Steens. - Get a hold of yourself. - You're supposed to come too. - Thank you. - We just don't have to. - But Dr. Steens still, aren't you guys still beefing? - No, oh my God. Dr. Steens did a skit as they say on Landau's show about like some fecal thing where they give you. I can't even get into it, but it's like it could cause-- - Blood. - Yeah, yeah. And he did a joke and he said it could cause all kinds of problems. And then he-- - He showed a picture of Gino and it was hilarious. - In some cases, it's even worse here and he showed my fucking headshot. It was so fucking hilarious. - That's really funny. - Yeah. - I love Dr. Steen. I just yelled at him because he's a doctor and I can't yell at Dr. Fauci, he's not a doctor. - Oh no, don't get him started. - Get a hold of him. - Yeah, that's right. I don't want to-- - Get a hold of yourself. - Slow this man down. - Yeah. Speaking of South Carolina, I need Friday All Fair and we're on a plane to South Kakalaki. - Well, God damn it. - Do it like The Simpsons. We're like, I don't know how we'll replace you and just have like a chicken pecking at the keyboard. - Yeah, like a wooden, a wooden, a pecking burger. - One of the birds, yeah. - Ms. Hughes says, oh, you know what? I'll do it like a whole, I'll make his headshot talk. I'll do it like a bunch of them. You can play it all the whole time. - Yeah, one of the stands will do a talking Gino mouth. - Oh yeah. - I mean, hold up. - Am I done grinding hold a very good show? Am I done with it? - Get a hold of yourself. - No, no, you didn't grind a hold of a very good show. I'm here. - But I've made it even slower somehow, Aaron. - You're awesome. - I saw your rant from Gratcast yesterday that My Lost Interest posted. You were on one, my friend. - Oh my God. And My Lost Interest clipped it perfectly. So I looked even less insane. He took out the ums and the fucks that I like to throw in while I'm thinning, Babalooie. You were angry. - What are you left with after that? - Not much, just a lot of get the hell away. Just Nick Raqueda. I don't trust you. Just shit like that. - More skiddle. - Yeah, just putting my nose where it rarely belongs. It's what I do. Yeah, you know. - You're doing great. - All right, I'm out. I'm gonna go get a hold of myself. - Get a hold of yourself. - I just, I said there were two girl hot chicks at the bottom. I'd go there and I'd say, right, 'cause I'm on the bottom with. - And then, oh, and when I'm sending it, that girl's leaving. I'm like, leave them on the bottom. Don't switch the order. Why am I still talking? - Yeah. - You could have just shouted it, but thank you. - Oh, so do you know you're not allowed to say skit until you're 65. Skit. - I also have to go. I am going to get up very early in the morning. And so I am going to leave. - I will all be watching. - Oh. - I'm just kidding. (laughing) I have to, I have to go sleep in my bed alone. - Hey, you're not alone. - You always have-- - 'Cause you have more room. No one kicking your kicking blankets. - Just great, you know. - You have a goal to know. You have all of your new internet friends. Everybody seems to be on your side. - Oh, everyone just loves me. - You'll be okay. - I think-- - You know what? - I think-- - You have to build a void with positive things. You know? - I think you are air in hanging out with neighbors, karaoke in the garage. - Oh God, did you see my daughter fucking nailing it on walking in Memphis? Would you guys like to see my daughter before I leave, crush it, doing-- - Don't show your daughter on the internet, should you? - No, it's from behind. Like you can't see her face. - Okay, okay. - She's just-- - No, it's my daughter from behind. She'll like it. - She's my daughter from behind, don't worry. - Let me see here. You know what, fuck it, we'll figure it out. - Air and it's fine. We all know you're a good dad. You don't have to-- - I saw it and it was remarkably, she's my daughter. - She was very, very good. All right, I'm leaving. It was wonderful to see all of you and I am going to go to bed. It is way past my bedtime. - All right, everybody. (overlapping chatter) - Bye, no, it's fine. No, no, no, we're fast friends. But yeah, no, I mean it was my only first interaction really with you. - I don't see, I'm not that bad. - She's gonna change everything she said about how you're not a narcissist now. I'm just kidding. - I appreciate you. - You're really not, you're not. - Not, no. - I was like, I said, I'm like, we can't force this. I feel like people are trying to force this look on you and I'm like, it's just not happening and I'm sorry. - And look out, yeah, that's like, and that's her clinical opinion, exactly. - I think I'd have to be the most self-abusing narcissist of all time, right? - Yes, I got a slew of cake. - You're gonna be okay, Aaron. - You're gonna, you're doing it. - All right. - Breathing, processing, go sleep cozy. - I am leaving, goodbye everyone. Have a great rest of you. - Bye, Aaron, we love you. - Thank you, bye. - Thank you, it's going to be okay. - It's going to be okay, Aaron. - Oh. - It really is. - Wow. - Jack SS Gino is using Grecian formula on collars and cuffs, I don't know what that means. Keeley Chow, when you're in South Carolina, say hi to Mexican Iron Man for me. - Who dat? - I don't know who that is. Kentucky Tim, great things happen since Thursday. Let us all be thankful and appreciate family. I do anything for my daughter. Oh. - Rrr. - Thanks Kentucky Tim. - Sweet. - Oh my gosh, this has been, this has flown by. My God. - flown. I know, I keep checking my phone to see if the bean is okay. - Do you have a little camera on him on your phone? - No, but when we have a minute in his own room, we would have a little camera on him. But that won't be till like six months or a year. So I'm going to push it to the year part. - Are you going to be one of those moms that like let their children sleep in your bed? - I already am. - No, we, yeah. - That's fine, you're eating it. - We met with him a little bit. Like he does his mostly sleeping in his bassinet, but then like he'll do little naps, like with us. I'll put him on a pillow and then I'll just like, put one hand under the pillow and I put one hand on his chest and I just look at him. - I know what he's doing. - Oh. - I go, are you sleeping? He goes. - He's like made like pug. - Yeah. - Just sleeps by your hands. - Or I put the megaphone up to his ear. Like, are you sleeping? - Yes. - Are you sleeping yet? - Are you hungry? - Hello, I'll put this side right on. - My nipples are ready if you are. - I know. - They're flaking over here. - Oh my God. - So cute. - Okay. - He puts all other babies to shame. - What is it? - But I feel like every mom probably feels this way. I didn't think their baby is the cutest. - I know that but the baby is actually the cutest. - I feel like for like someone like Anthony to say that like you have a really cute baby says a lot 'cause like he's, you know like. - Thank you. - You've seen three ugly babies out there. - Yeah. - That's a thing. - That's a commercial, I go, ugh. What is this kid doing on a commercial? - That's the thing in the South you go like. - Nice blanket. - Play out that this, you have set to cute baby, right? Then you go, that is the ugliest baby out there. (laughter) - Anything, not a cute baby. - Some of these babies like on these Instagram commercials or things, they look fucking retarded. Nothing's wrong with a down's baby. I mean other than the obvious. - Those are actually really cute. - Yeah. - They are cute. - Sounds like babies are like extra cute. - Yeah, they're like. - I was not a cute baby. My brother was, my mother was like, that's exactly how I imagined my first child. Rocco came out like, it's him, oh my God, so cute. - They said, I was 10 pounds. I looked like David Letterman. They were like, it wasn't cute. It was just. - Oh, but you're such a cute adult. - Yeah, cute or, you know, passable, I don't know. Cute in a sad way, but no, I was not a cute baby, but your baby will be a handsome man and he's obviously going to be an athlete because he's already just, he's sprouting up. - Yeah. - Due to your nipples. (laughing) - The women here are pretty. Thank you, Jacobs. - This is my evening wear. This is nighttime, Missy. - I've worn, I've worn this for like a while now. - I got comfortable though. - It's really soft. It's like, it's very cute. It's almost like, it's depression soft, you know what I mean? Like, it's so soft, you could give up on everything. - It looks like that it's easy access too. - Oh yeah, I just unbutton it. - Do we have a, are we allowed to add? - This is easy access too. (laughing) - Are you allowed to ask what? Do we have a sexy time yet? I know you're allowed. But are we, are you too busy with the baby? - I'm so tired. I mean, like, I'm up all night with the baby. I guess I could have done it tonight, but I was here doing this. It's like, we're both exhausted all the fricking time. - How could we possibly find it the time? - I don't know how, how could anyone does it. - It's coming. - It's coming. Also, I just feel like, I'll just feel like, not the hottest, but I'll get there. - Well, you look marvelous, you. - And you're working out again? You, like, you were cleared or something? - I was cleared. I went once, and I have to go more than that. - Oh, well, you know, right now stuttering, John has got you up there. He is working out, like, a lot. - Did he get close photos from workouts from, like, years ago? - No, he's, like, been, like, posting, like, him in the gym lately. Like, as if he's Joe Rogan. It's really-- - Oh, yeah. And, like, I mean, in gym every day now. And, and then he ate a rotten piece of broccoli on his screen. It was really disturbing. - But he called it a salad before he ate the cake. - It was just my salad, and it was like-- - Oh, my God. - Oh, and that was the other thing. And I only, it, I only catch snippets of him, but he did, I was-- - Oh, you can handle honestly. - There must have been nothing on. And I heard him say, "I come from a long line of geniuses." (laughing) And I think, okay, I've had enough. - Okay, it's reaching all back. And if you don't understand, like, and of course we all do, just what an echo chamber the left is, and you said it because-- - It was. - For different reasons. I'm watching-- - And another thing. - I'm watching with two people last week talk about Trump just saying ridiculous things. And I, super chat. I'm like, "I'll debate you on it right now, John. "Give me a link." He goes, "No." And then I tweet. I'm like, I do a stream. Like, I'm like, my next stream, I'm gonna debate John. And I'm like, I'm sending you to the like, John. And he blocked me on Twitter. That's how they debate. Like, no, no, no, no, la, la, la, la, la, la. But he comes from a long line of geniuses. - A long line of geniuses. - No, a lot of geniuses. - It might have been the rotten salad he ate that he showed everyone. - Yeah, it's eating his brain away. - It is, it looks like-- - Parasites were on that broccoli. - It was white. Broccoli was-- - No, like cauliflower then? - That's what I said. And then we looked up, we're like, well, it's green at the-- - It was really very bizarre. - Yeah. (upbeat music) - Atubs and microphones. - Aaron, I'm home. - The Aaron and Whole story. Don't go in the hot tub. Don't go in the hot tub. It might be too hot for you and your wife. You live in Minnesota. Don't get in that hot tub. Narcissants are in that hot tub. - What about the mine, the hot tub? - Don't go in the hot tub. You live in Minnesota. You can't handle in that hot tub. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - You're a, you're a live. You're just a small town farm girl living in a hot tub world. - Small town farm girl, she used to paint things and then she was on steel toe morning show and then Nick Ricada invited the coke. And then the internet saw Aaron seems like a douche to all but he's not being, being, being, being, being, being, being, being, being, being, being, being, being, being, being, being, drinking alcohol is a bad name. Did I miss the disco? No, you're right on time. - Happening right now. - Oh God. - Kiki, where can people find you? What's coming up? - Oh, just the same old, same old. - If you are not subscribed to Keanu Thompson on YouTube, get subscribed live. Keanu, get a Tuesday, Wednesday and then of course we have night life on Thursday. So, and then Keanu Zetam's on Instagram and Twitter and do that. And then Chrissy, we're going to, we have a gig coming up in July, right? - July 20th at guess on me in a mountain show. That's the safety. (upbeat music) - I'm working. - I love it. (upbeat music) - I love this. - Ooh. - Pretty good. - A bread. (laughing) - It's been here the whole time. (laughing) - Chrissy, heating, cleaning. - Neenie, neenie, neenie, neenie, neenie, neenie, neenie. - His hands are those modeled after. - I'll never tell. - They're actual hands. - Ooh. - They're petrified hands. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, pet. - They're expensive. - No, they weren't. - I just couldn't turn them. - Anyway, Misty, what's coming up for you? Where can you go find you? - I am Ms. Ampers on Twitter for all your funny hitler tweets. (laughing) And yeah, I've been, we're starting that who are these narcissists segment on WTP? And as we've seen that not every subject qualifies. And I think that's the most important thing 'cause some people may think somebody's a narcissist. And I think it's important to know what those differences are and whatnot. So I will defend the narcissist title because it has affected me so much. Being around one in my childhood. - Oh, who was that? - I will not disclose 'cause I don't wanna have any, you know, how evil people are. - Yeah, I love that. - But yeah, I don't-- - Could we throw Geno into the ring of narcissism? Let's see, what would you-- - I would love to, I see that's the thing where it's like we could like break it down, but I don't think Geno is at all. - I don't think he is either. - No, no, no, no. - He doesn't define this. - You know, narcissists don't have like good relationships or long standing relationships. As they get older, their circle gets smaller, which I think that's not a good-- - I could think of a good example, yeah. - He never, he never took him as a narcissist or anything. I mean, my God, the man is just, he'd do anything for me. Yeah, he barely thinks about him. - Yeah, he just orders that come from other things and there's other things to apply to the differential of whatever personality issues you may have, which 15% of people have a personality disorder, something. And most, a lot of them are like women. Actually, women are graded differently with personality disorders. It's called a erratic or something. There's a specific word, which basically is kind of, oh, Hymen is something. It basically means Hymen, because it is like effective, like women are hiring eroticism. We do have like these uteruses that like fuck with our head. So. - Is there a personality disorder for continually going into TJ Maxx when you don't need anything? - That's called Michaelene Cardolano Thompson disorder. (laughing) - She would say she was going grocery shopping for us and to cook dinner, 9 p.m. She'd come back with six throw pillows and two lamps and be like, "Come get the groceries." - Yeah. - If anyone knows where he's what? - I'm a good time author, yeah. No one ever needs anything at home goods. TJ Maxx, Marshall's like, no one needs to know. - Like you walk into home goods and you see that retarded corral line. It just like keeps going and then it goes all the way back and out. And I'm just like, no, nothing. There is nothing in this door that will make you wait for that. - TJ Maxx line is the worst. It looks like the, it's every like the worst of humanity. It looks like a fucking Ellis Island, like waiting line. Just like all the worst people in line buying the worst shit. Maybe the TJ Maxx in Rock Hill 'cause there's never really a line. I went there after a surgery. I wasn't supposed to even beat. - Oh, it's like the walk in. - Oh, the surgery store. - Yeah, I, no, I wasn't even, there's something about TJ Maxx in Rock Hill that will cheer you up no matter what. But then when I go in New York, yes, that corral of a line, I'm like, nothing is worth this. But it is like-- - TJ Maxx, like home good hybrids. Have you seen those? - No. - That sounds terrible. - Amazing. - Bad. - It makes you feel like you need everything and nothing, you know. - Bad jokes for closing. My wife asked me to stop singing "Wonderwall" to her. - I said, maybe. That's funny. Zachass, Missy, who was your favorite poet you were reading? - Oh, yeah, actually, I remember from this Lord Byron was always my favorite. - Lord Byron. - Lord Byron. - Sounds like he works at a renaissance fair. - Let me see if I have-- - Yeah, you're so wrecked. - I read Dylan Thomas. That's cool. - This book smells really good too. - Oh, I smell that book. - It smells old as fuck. - Yeah, I want to get the library book face to smell it. Sit that book right on my face. - Smell those old ass pages. - Lord Byron. - Lord Byron of the manor. - Lord Byron. - Lord-- - Made of Athens. - Here we are part. Give ho, give me back my heart. - Oh. - It's a-- - It's a-- - Crushes you in. - Yeah, yeah. - I stood in Venice on the bridge of size. - No! - Malice in a prison on each hand. - I love it. - I will not eat green eggs and ham. - I will not do it, Sam, I am. - I would not could not, in a boat. - I would not could not-- - Do you steal a boat? - In a boat. - In a boat. - Would you-- - Could you with a mouse? - I would not, could not, with a mouse. I would not, could not, in this house. - Would not, could not. Yes. - Yes, you draw near. - All right, we're gonna go. - Wow, that was cool. - Love you guys. I feel like-- - Thanks. - Tested for somebody's mental disorders you speak of. - Chrissy, you don't have any mental disorders. - You don't need to. - You told us at the beginning of the stream that because you're breastfeeding, you have 20% less of your brain, which I don't believe because you-- (laughing) - Like an amount. - Yeah. - We haven't used that much of it to begin with. - Day. - That's just something they tell, the boy run media tells you women. (laughing) You will, when you're breastfeeding, you use 20% less of your brain, that's ridiculous. (laughing) - I know, how can you even, who did the measurements on that? - Yeah, don't we use like a crumb of our brain anyway? - Yeah, so 20% less of that crumb. - My crumb. (laughing) - I'm not a doctor, but please. - I love you guys. - All right. - Love you, Chad. - Love you too. Miss you guys. - We'll see you next time. - Love you guys. - Bye.