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From the week, top of the show, though, will be live from prime-time sports bar in Springfield, Oregon, tomorrow at noon. If you're there, come on out and join us. We'll be boozing all day. Hard AF Seltzer, just open up in the state of Oregon. That's our first stop over there. They ordered a ton of cases. We'll be doing a live show, hanging out with you all day long. Got nothing to do. We've never been to Oregon. And then the next day is the game itself. That'll be University of Oregon against the Ohio State University. And we're gonna be tailgating in the Boy Scout lot. Join us there. Look for a huge Hard AF Seltzer flag. We'll have that Swain in the wind. And we'll have plenty of free booz there. Merch, hats, all of the fun stuff there. And it's a big game, Anthony, especially for these two. Which two? These two right here. The Libby Boys. Their hats came in. I didn't make that bet. The hats came in today. We made it on sports. Make America, Make America, Make America, Make America. Do you even dance? I don't give a fuck about this game. That's me. Is it you? Yeah, I didn't make that bet. You picked Oregon, right? Me? Yeah. I didn't make a pick on that game. That's me. Who do you have in that game? I'm gonna lay money on Ohio State. There you go. Unless my 11 AM bets don't hit. I think you should just put on a MAGA hat now then. Yeah, he should. He should. He's just a coward really. And he just came in. Well, 'cause he knows. Ohio State's gonna stump them. Oh, no. And I get it, dude. I wouldn't do it either. I can't wait to wear that Kamala Harris shirt. Did just buy it. I can't wear it for that show. I told you, I get a nice suit for that night. We have a very nice suit. You put it underneath. Then it'll go underneath the dress shirt, though. We've got a nice suit. We try to keep it professional. Speaking of the election show, join us for that live downtown November 5th at WTF Bar. That'll be all night as well. Hard AF Seltzer will be there. Christina Bob is our Trump's lawyer. Is our co-host that evening. And yeah, we try to dress up and keep it classy. Is there gonna be a live kangaroo there? Yeah, there is. In a diaper. I don't know if the kangaroo will also be wearing a suit. We'll see. He said he's gotta wear a diaper because he shits a lot. Yeah. That's true story. Why do kangaroos shit a lot? I just talked to Zeus like yesterday. I mean, they're very lean. So I imagine they mostly protein. Is that what it is? I would imagine. I don't know. What do you feed a kangaroo? Lefts and rights. They want to fight all the time. This one, he's like gotten into wanting to like fucking start shit with people all the time now. So it's going to be interesting to see him in the crowd. Okay. Yeah, I've never seen a kangaroo out in the crowd before. He likes to kind of wrestle around and stuff and nip at you and shit like that's pretty funny. Will it just lay on the ground? It's like, what happens? No, they'd sit upright. Okay. And then just sit on their tail and that's it. And I think Joel, you guys had Zeus say they can streak on so this week? Is it this week's episode or last week's last week's episode? Yeah, that's right. They think shit a lot. Did it shit a lot? Yeah, it did. Whatever it was. Really. Yeah. Unbelievable. Okay. Looking forward to seeing that in person on November 5th to join us there for that. That'll be a long night. Or hopefully a short night. We'll see. I should say. Hopefully. What time are we starting? Short nights. That one we usually kicked off at seven. Seven p.m. right when the polls closed. I think we want everybody to go out and vote in Texas. Yeah, yeah. I think we're going to have maybe-- Seven central. So it'll be eight o'clock Eastern. I think maybe we're going to have Bobby Flacco come play the National Anthem on his guitar or something. Yeah. Whereas somebody's going to play the National Anthem on the guitar. So it should be awesome. And it's always packed, always a great time. This is now our third election show. I can't believe that. I forgot, like 2016, '20, and then '24. Shit, been on the air for a long, goddamn time. All right, kids, let's get to the news. Shall we? We'll start off with some Hurricane Milton updates. And no, the government does not control the weather. Just everything else in your life. Well, I guess the question is, does the government control the weather, but the Jews also control the weather? Because there's a lot of Jews in Florida. And they-- so you think the government sent in the hurricane and then the Jews ironed domed it and said, no, get away from it? I'm just trying to get ahead of the stupid motherfuckers who believe stupid motherfuckers shit. That's their next-- like, oh, jugs, probably the Jews stopped it, fucking Jews. I don't know. Because the Jews, obviously, the 16 total million of them in the world control everything. Yeah, exactly, exactly. But with this, if the government was involved and they wouldn't have knocked it down from a cat 5 to a cat 3. Well, also the storm split and the eye dissipated. Was it at the last second? I don't know about that. Yeah, because I was checking this morning for updates. I followed it last night. And that's kind of when Jim can tour in those guys. It starts to get dark. And then everything goes down. So I was like, eh, all right, nothing more here to see. I was looking for that. And then Lieutenant Dan, who survived as well, talked about that on Ross Patterson Revolution. But if you're one of these fucking dummies out there that thinks the government controls the weather, why would they stop it then? Yeah, I mean, to be clear, we've been cloud-seating for a very long time. Yeah. To some degree, you can do certain things. But you're not steering a fucking hurricane around. No. Reid White says, we all prayed for the storms to die. I don't know if, by we, he means Jews. Not sure. I don't think Reid's a Jew. I don't think Reid's a Jew. Well, now Tampa is protected by natives. They got the Indian mounds that protect it with mysticism. So you're saying the engines did it, huh? Yeah, they said they prayed it away. That didn't protect Asheville, Black Mountain, which has got quite a few more indigenous people than Tampa. And they build the mounds. Yeah, maybe they're not prayed up. Yeah, there are mounds up there. There's mounds all over North America. Not a powerful tribe, I guess. Yeah, I guess maybe there's too many gays in that tribe. 'Cause we know that gayness leads to hurricanes as well. Jerry Falwell taught us that. Yeah, not surprising, you know. It's hard to say. It's really hard to say, you know, what actually happened. But relatively mild, I guess, right? Not to the five people who were dead, but-- No, but it was on track to be biblical, horrific, and everything else. You've been shattered about throughout the week, yeah. And it was always gonna be less extreme than what happened in North Carolina, because like river runoff, street, mountain towns aren't gonna really do well in a hurricane, obviously. I mean, there are places up there in the mountains where the water level inside of some of those small towns got up to like 25 to 30 feet at some points. So that was ever gonna happen in Florida, 'cause it's flat and wide, right? That area, and it was coming from the side. So, you know, that's good, it's good. Yeah, it was good news, mostly all the way around, obviously, except for those five people dead. And then God did baseball a favor by tearing down the race stadium. That thing needed to be torn down anyway, so it took the roof off of it. Well, somebody in the chat here, Shannon D, Shannon D's notes, or Shannon double D's. Let me, anyways, I don't know who that is, but she says Lieutenant Dan survived. He did. Now, I heard Bob, some rumors on Twitter that Mr. Dan might be a pedophile. Nope, nope, we-- So, I mean, I can't confirm that he's not, but from the news story I saw, and I feel like they would have mentioned it, 'cause they did run down his more notable charges, presumably, and there's something less egregious. He just lit a woman on fire. He tried to light a woman on fire. He tried to light a woman on fire. Normal stuff, but not a pedo. Okay, well, you know, probably best if he dies. Not, we weren't there. Bob, what was the thing with the woman on fire? Wasn't there something on the bench? Yeah, this is totally understandable. Dan, like, just calm down. What happened was there was a residue on a bench that he didn't like, he didn't like the residue, and so he doused the bench in gasoline, and the woman just was on it. She happened to be there. 'Cause she wasn't paying attention to the residue, and he lit the residue on fire. Yeah, I tell people all the time, hey, I'm gonna be punching in this direction for the next half hour. If you're in the way, that's your fucking problem. Look, I wasn't there, so I don't know. I have lit some things on fire in the past. Some people I warned, and you know, you can either heed the warning or not. Gotta hear both sides. Sure do. So, until I talk to that woman, can't confirm. Now, him getting drunk and punching a cop, tail as old as time, everybody-- Well, I mean, what was the cop doing, you know? Who knows? Not to victim blame. I was just saying, he was like, "Hey, get off of sleeping on that fucking bench." Yeah, yeah. So, I guess another question that pops immediately into my head is, how did this dude who's sleeping on bench and setting benches on fire managed to buy a 20-foot sailboat? Funny you should mention that. Or did he find it somewhere? The ownership of that boat is in question. Yeah, sure is. Sure is. So, not real sure. Not real sure. I think it's a fun story. So, Gary and Joel are going next week down to Key West, right? For the sex thing? For the, yeah, well, for street gondos, yeah. But I think that maybe they should make a pit stop over where this dude is and just throw fireworks at him. Or at least try to interview him. Tap us so far. So what? The planes exist. What the fuck are you talking about so far? They're flying from Austin to goddamn Florida already. You care? In the age that we're in, we've already missed it. So, like, five people have already interviewed this guy today and we've played some of the clips earlier. Nobody, a bunch of news fucking dummies have interviewed him, not Gary. Not Gary. That's a completely different interview. It totally is. But you've had some Tik Tokers and Instagramers and all that shit out there talking to him. And then Bob, I think we played this clip earlier. Do you have the clip of him saying at the end of it where he was like, yeah, I'm just having a great day, you know? I just smoked a joint. Half a joint. Half a joint. I'm just kind of enjoying some sunshine here. So, good for him, you know, good for him. As far as the rest of it, lucky that this wasn't stronger. This was probably the best outcome. Shannon D says, how dare you assume my gender? I'm a 6'5" dude. Met you guys in 2021. I don't remember any dude's name, Shannon. But that doesn't change what I said. Show me your fucking tits, dude. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, man or woman. I think that you're a dude. I don't want to see him. Fuck you for assuming I don't want to see him. Yeah, exactly. Flip it on him. There it is right there. Lobbed and I, counter-acuse. Pomp it up there, bomb. Top left. Just pop up the top left video. That's it. Hi, Lieutenant Dan. The people have been asking-- Oh, he's-- I didn't realize he was missing in his legs. That's why they call him Lieutenant Dan. And he's a veteran. Why I thought that? I thought it's because I guarantee he didn't lose that leg. I'm on my heart. Thank you. You're starting to go funny. It looks like a fucking pencil sharp. I'm going to tell you something. The money you're going to be used for. I'm upgrading. I need a bigger boat. I really want to take my 30's back. Have we confirmed-- I've not seen this. I only bought this because it was in my price. Have we confirmed that he's actually a veteran? Yeah. You're set. That's unstarted. You're saying yeah, but I don't believe that. No, I don't believe that. Yeah, he's a veteran. Yeah, that's why I lost his leg. Okay, no. Yeah, I don't believe that. I haven't seen anything saying he isn't. But I've also not seen anything saying he is. It's just Lieutenant Dan because he has one leg. I, guys, I-- He's on a sailboat. He's on a sailboat with one leg so they're calling him. Lieutenant Dan, that's what it is. I think he was probably a Navy SEAL. And they're actually running a fundraiser for this guy that tried to set a woman on fire? So, yes, this is the first time we're seeing this. So, there's a GoFundMe for him and he's saying he's going to use the money to upgrade and get a bigger boat. Yeah, by that, he means buy an actual boat. Yeah, he's going to put that one back wherever it came from. No, he said he bought the other one because it was in his price ring. Well, he said that. One fucking prayer. He is due in state criminal court later this month in Tampa in a dispute over whether the sailboat is legally his. He'll win that one. He'll win that one, guys. He also got in some trouble with the law last year for sinking a different sailboat. Which is going to happen when you're homeless, you know? I mean, is he, like, squatting in a sailboat? Is that what the deal is? I think no one's really sure, guys. Possession's not against the law. And also, we don't want to speculate. All right, I don't want to assume anything. It makes an ass out of you and me. I think this guy's on the up and up. He's trying to get his life together and good for him. You know, just an upstanding citizen living on someone else's sailboats and riding out of hurricane smoking weed as soon as he wakes up. I don't have a problem with any of that stuff except for the part where he tried to set a woman on fire. She was on the bench that he was lighting on fire. He tried to set a bench on fire. Yes. She knew, probably. And the woman wouldn't get out of the way. Yeah. Yeah. And then sometimes that happens. Now, one of the, so for the most part, the storm didn't get nearly as bad as it could have, right? Like they were predicting 10 to 15 feet of water in some of those coastal towns. I don't think that ever materialized. Again, five people are dead so far. But that's, you know, muted compared to what it could have been. So lucky there. On the other side of all this, DeSantis has been lighting Kamala Harris up. This is, she's, she's a so dumb, honestly, about everything. She's one of the worst of all time. Politician wise, she's just so bad. They've been talking shit in recent days after DeSantis refused to take a call from her. Why would he? She's not in charge of literally anything. He has no statutory authority whatsoever unless the 25th amendment is invoked. She's not in charge of anything except for being president of the Senate and having the deciding vote. Nothing to do with our actual country. And that's what, that's what DeSantis said. He said Harris has no role in the process and added that she's never attempted to call him during previous storms in Florida until this time. Is this the video of him? Yeah. Given the speech. Is this CNBC? There was some praise that came your way from President Biden. Paul, I can tell you that I'm talking to Governor DeSantis. He's been very gracious and said that they had spoken. You had spoken. Then there was this Bruhaha over Vice President Harris apparently reaching out to you and maybe not taking the call and this whole thing, accusations that this had all become politicized. It's utterly irresponsible and it is selfish and it is about political gamesmanship. Can you just speak to what happened there? I am working with the President of the United States. I'm working with the Director of FEMA, marshalling all my state assets. We've been doing this now nonstop for over two weeks between Helene and this. And so if there's anything I can leverage to benefit my people, I'm going to do it. The fact of the matter is they put out a story saying I didn't take, I didn't even know she was trying to reach me, but she has no role in this process. And I've been dealing with these storms in Florida under both Trump and Biden. Neither of them ever politicized it. And in fact, all the storms I've dealt with under this administration, although I've worked well with the President, she has never called in Florida. She has never offered any support. So what she's doing is she's trying to inject herself into this because of her political campaign. So as the Governor here who's leading this, I don't have time for those games. I don't care about her campaign, obviously I'm not a supporter of hers, but she has no role in this process. And so I'm working with the people I need to be working with. We're leveraging the resources, I need to be leveraging. And for her to try to say that my focus should be on catering to her rather than worrying about my own people, just so she doesn't understand what it means to respond to these natural disasters. I mean, that's a perfect response. Yeah, it's like, hey, who are you? Yeah, who the fuck are you? It's like, you know, Dwight Schrute. That's who she is. She's assistant to the President. That's it. That's it. And you heard him say it. He spoke to Biden. So what else is he supposed to do? Like, what the fuck is she going to do? He sends a draft to the President. That's a declaration of emergency. Should he need it? And that's pretty much it. That's it. Yeah. And it has nothing to do with that dumb bitch. At all. So yeah, with all of this, it's been going on. What did she show up to North Carolina fucking two weeks later? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But everything she's done, this is what we can roll us into the next story. She's so bad at everything. All of my crops are so bad. So she, during a hurricane Milton update from FEMA on Wednesday yesterday, she covered her mouth and appeared to tell staff she was on a live broadcast after stumbling through a speech to the people of Florida. So Biden and Harris received a briefing from disaster relief authorities for Milton ahead of Milton. The two received latest updates and forecasts for Florida while Biden attended the meeting from the White House. Harris and other attended virtually because she's campaigning, obviously, at one point during the briefing, she covered her mouth and appeared to relay a message to someone else. It's a live broadcast. She could be heard saying the moment came really 20 minutes after Harris stumbled through her speech to Floridians. She glanced down multiple times appeared to reference notes or a script. Bob, you need to find this video, obviously. You have played the clip if we can see it, but this is the first I'm hearing of it, but for her, this has been going on all week. Yes. Interview after interview, it's been a fucking crazy. Yeah, and she's not good. It's funny because what's his name, Carbell? James Carbell has been on in the press the last two or three days saying she needs to do more interviews and more news conference like I don't think so, but no, no, no, no. So she says to the people Florida, in particular, the people of the Tampa region, we urge you to take this storm seriously. I know that woman's planning isn't a thing, but her talking to South Floridians about how to deal with a hurricane is kind of funny, to be honest. Yeah. Hey, you guys better fucking do it, man. I don't, is this going to play with us? Yeah, go ahead. That could flood or we really got to watch those areas in those communities. So it takes quite a while for that water to drain. Thank you very much. Hey, Ken, I have a question for you. You mentioned words matter and I know there is a lot of media following this briefing. So there have been, we've gone from a cap five to a cap four and the language that a lot of folks have been using is downgrade. But it sounds like you're cautioning us that that may communicate a sense that the danger is lessened when in fact it's not. Okay, I want to, we got to find the speech. Yeah, you can look for that, but either way, with all this shit, like, oh, let's go back to it. So when Biden, they push Biden out and had the fucking coup to put her in, she's never had to speak to anyone ever through her entire vice presidency. And then suddenly 90 days before an election, she's thrust into this. She's going to be awful at it because typically people run in a primary, they give speeches, they have rallies, they go in debates, they do all the shit beforehand. And then that kind of preps them for the run as president United States. And you start to get used to this. Now, if you're not good at it, like a DeSantis, for example, he was bounced from the primaries pretty early because of that. This was why she was bounced back in her primary. She was the first candidate out because she was awful at this. So now she's trying to play catch up with all of it and trying to, in the video that we just watched, when you're trying to act like the president of the United States and you're not used to it, that's it right there. That's exactly what happens. I feel like we're watching the HBO series V at this point. And now we're waiting to see if this dummy will actually be elected. Yeah, she's not, she's not a smart man, nor does she know what love is. Love is. She knows what she's done. She's dumb as shit. I mean, just absolutely terrible at everything she does. I don't understand. I mean, again, the only thing that intellectually makes sense to me is that they're punting and they're just trying to feed her into the wood chipper and balls at the same time to get them the fuck out. That's the only thing that makes sense to me. I don't know. It's so hard to judge because you hear certain people say, "Hey, like Pelosi and those guys, we wanted an open primary and to people to fight for it." I don't know that that necessarily would have helped to me either because that would have taken 30 more days off of this. You needed a candidate. Was that the one you wanted? It doesn't seem like half the party was on board. You run off a joy in vibes and economic opportunity, but none of it means anything at the end of the day. It just feels like all of it is caught up with this campaign. And now here we are three weeks before the actual election and they're scrambling and this is what happens because you're not used to it, where Trump is just another day at the JOB. He's been doing this now for nine years. Yeah. He's been campaigning for nine years. He's actually getting better. I don't know if you saw him on... The flagrant? Yeah. I saw some clips of it. I know flagrant's audience wasn't too happy about it because it's right in left on there, so they were lighting up a cash. I love a cash. And I'll tell you this is a podcast. You get Trump on the show. It's massive ratings. You do it rather you're right or left. Shit, if Kamala wanted to come on the show, we would have her on the show. Would it go well for? No. She would sit down and ask her fair questions and then see if she could explain one policy and we would do that. We got that same offer extended to us in 2016 with the Hillary campaign and we said yes. Yeah. So yeah, you take the interview and you do it whether you're going to be good at it's another story. Now, Trump on flagrant, at least in the clips that I've seen, was pretty fucking funny. We know those guys in real life and they're pretty fucking cool so yeah, that's not shocking at all. You're not going on like a gotcha show. You're not going on a CNN or something like that and yeah. You know, in real life, he's a really funny, just normal dude in my opinion. He's like your favorite dad that rolls down for father's weekend at a fraternity party. So the clips that I've seen, not surprising is kind of what he is like in real life. So yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty funny. But with Kamala, the problem with her is you have to ask her about issues and she doesn't know the answer. She doesn't have a policy. All of it is in development. It's like, you know, an actor, director saying, Hey, what's your next movie coming out? Ah, you know, I got a bunch of things in development right now, a bunch of things in the works and we'll see what happens. Cool. Well, either you have a project and you have a plan or you don't. And that's where she's getting caught in all of these interviews right now. And when you're down, you got to do a million of them. Yeah. I mean, it might be more like an actor who's actually a waiter. Oh, yeah. That's but that's some saying. So like what's your next project? Well, I mean, it's like I'm an actor. Oh, yeah. What do you been in? Oh, I haven't been anything. It's like, okay, you've never heard anyone say I'm a banker. I'll like, yo, where do you bank? Well, I'm not currently banking. Yeah. But I've got some money and stay safe at home and my mattress. Yeah. You are not a banker. No, but yeah, as this continues, I think you're just going to get endless clips and sound bites identical to this just simply because she's not used to it. She hasn't been through the process like a normal candidate has. That's not true, though. She ran for statewide office in California where there's 40 million people. There is, but like having lived there during that time, I can genuinely say no one paid attention. Like nobody really pays attention to local politics or anything like that. They do now. That is the biggest state in the country. It is they pay attention. There's no good. But there's no debates. There's no nothing. Austin. This is the first time because I actually watch local news and national news pretty much every night. Austin is the only time where I've seen local candidates on local TV doing debates together. And the last one was for mayor. Who was the white guy, Bob, that came back to run? It was like two years ago. Oh, here. I always say his name. Yeah. Fuck. So do I. But I sat down and watched it and the curb Watson. That's it. And the weirdest thing was they put that motherfucker like in the like on the anchor set. So as if he was sitting where I am on drinking bros and then the other person was there and they kind of jammed her in the middle and I was like, oh, so you guys have nowhere to go. And this is real. And I liked it. It was interesting because you're talking about local issues and everything else. I've never seen that besides Austin, like California didn't do it. I don't know if she did debates or not, but she's a litigator. Then how is she so bad at this? Because Vance is a litigator. Yeah, he's good. I know. There's like there's a pretty there's a pretty wide gap between someone who is, I guess, let's say a pay lawyer as the criminals like to call them or a free lawyer, right? She has been a free lawyer her entire life who works for the government. Correct. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. And there is a noticeable different and difference in talent. Most of the time. He worked up his Lance really wasn't, or Vance wasn't really a lawyer for very long. No, he's, he's, he's just good at it. He's, but he has a lot of degree and he worked for like a law firm and was a law clerk for a little while. But like she is that's even more impressive than shit, but he, he was not a lawyer for a very long time. The way he performed in that debate, I would have sworn he was a trial lawyer for fucking 10 years for Christ six. The way he was able to spin answers and make it seem like he was complimenting him and then undercut him like that, that's what every good trial lawyer does. Well, he was prepared. That's what every trial lawyer really does. Right. You're, they're prepared. Like the reason that they look like they're sharper or smarter or quicker than everybody else is because he's already had that conversation either with somebody else or in his own head a dozen times before ever gets into the room, right? You anticipate what the other guy is going to say. And that's it. Right. Yeah. That's it. You have to go and the Marine Corps and your job is to do messaging. You talk to people about what's going on and you answer questions. So he's good at it. It's all he's done is professional careers answer questions. So she on the other hand, again, just is terrible at everything. There's no competency there at all, which begs the question. I mean, obviously we know that she sucked dick to get where she is, at least in the early days. How much dick she sucks sense, but it's even then you've got to be a little bit competent to get a job. She sucks. Does she suck or just suck at this particular job? No, she sucks. What does she get at in California, though, when you're going over laws and everything else that she did, she's competent in that because she actually did that job. She's never done this job and it's clear and it's also clear that she shouldn't be the fucking president of the United States due to this because you can't even go out and communicate with people without going off on a fucking word salad. So what's the difference between her and DeSantis? DeSantis is actually governor and competent and he's got things that he can run on that were positive. No, no, no. I'm talking about just in their inability to communicate in a way that people accept because that's a problem that both of them have. I think people would accept Kamala Moore if she had actually had outlined policies that you could go through and say, all right, this would work. This would work. This would work. And I agree with your policies. You might not speak that great, but I can at least do that. Do I think she would win? No, because of that. I don't think so. Like DeSantis is an overall better candidate than Trump is. And he got just fucking swept away because of delivery. Yep. That's the only thing. And she is getting swept away right now because of delivery. Exactly. She and DeSantis are the same person. It doesn't like the actual competency and accomplishments don't mean shit. Obviously. Right. Well, look, for the long run, I think, how are you going to remember Kamala Harris and DeSantis? I'm not. So I will. I'll remember Kamala is incompetent. And I'll remember him as incapable of communicating probably, right? So for me, there's a lot of people who aren't good at communicating, but DeSantis really has turned that state around. And I've said it numerous times on this program. You and I had to travel there like a million times in the last two years for all the hardy of seltzer deals and all that other stuff, like that's a state where I go to. And I was like, all right, awesome. With California and Kamala, when I was there, what everybody would bitch about is the drug laws for black people and how many years they were in prison serving shit on weed charges in like an L.A. and everywhere else in California at the time, like weed was a big one. And everybody was pro weed. It felt like in California and she was putting all these people away for years and years and years behind bar for weed and it pissed a lot of people off. That's what I'll personally remember her for. And then this like these fucking interviews and all this shit now, I mean, she's going to be remembered as completely incompetent, but I mean, he's going to be remembered and the same, not not as incompetent, but as somebody who could have been a star but just didn't have whatever, you know, Genesee Quad, whatever the fuck, Riz, we're calling it now. And Riz is the term stupid enough to make the most sense for why people don't vote for Ron. Yeah, honestly, I think he should probably just have a few drinks. Well he tried before it didn't go well before every just like, he's only 46, by the way, Trump only has one term left. So he's got plenty. And I was just about to say that like, you have four years to figure it out. The more and more speeches you give in public, the better and better you get. Yeah, we'll see. I mean, he's been governor for a while. So I don't know if he's he was a congressman for a while as well. I also was also a naval commander, which means he spoke to several hundred people on a regular basis. So there's no excuse for him not being polished at this point. When did you say I will say that Nixon went from sweating himself out of a presidency on stage to being president? So it's it's definitely possible. What are you saying, Bob? When did his little lip thing happen that everyone will fucking know? Because he was during the primaries, a debate or during a speech debate, because he crushed Newsome in a debate and Newsome is obviously very polished, right? Like as a speaker in person. But you know what's you know why he crushed him is because they only talked about policies and that's what he actually did. So his policies versus or we should that be all we talk about. Yeah, it's the thing we elect the first game because they kept gaining yards, like what I mean, like what are you it's so but we went over this the other day since JFK, it's about looks and Riz and all the other shit, whatever you want to say. But by the way, speaking of policy, don't forget Trump refused to debate Ron DeSantis because why would he? Why would he? That's fine. But he refused to debate him. Yeah, it would only hurt him. It would only hurt him because maybe Ron DeSantis would punch him and he would only hurt the party. No, no, no, no, it's the two top candidates at the time. It would hurt. It would hurt the party and it would hurt Trump, but not for those reasons. It would hurt him because it legitimizes DeSantis's and opponent. You don't do that. Yeah. If you're a category of one, you never legitimize your time. That's fine. But maybe if DeSantis had had a chance to get on stage with Trump, he would have done better, especially when you hit him on 2020 about how maybe like Trump was shitting on DeSantis for unlocking the state earlier than Trump wanted him to and stuff like that. They were real punches DeSantis could have landed on Trump that Trump purposely avoided dealing with. Yeah. I mean, but he's also a nerd. You know what I mean? And Trump tends to bully nerds, which is it could have certainly and with regard to COVID and warp speed, DeSantis could have ripped Trump to pieces because Trump was wrong about almost everything right until what may of 2020. I think so. But then even then after that, he continued with the warp speed shit. So he definitely could have done that, but I don't know, even in the, the, the primary debates that Trump wasn't at DeSantis wasn't all that great, to be honest against all those other people. Vivek won every single one of them. Yeah. I mean, DeSantis was like trying to make. He was trying to drop one liners and shit and it's like, man, just because you're playing Jordan doesn't mean you need to do a fade away jump shot play, play your game. Right. You know what I mean? I totally agree. He had, but he had a, whoever was advising him did a horrible job. Yeah. It's like John Smoltz theory pitched to your fucking strengths. Forget about that other guy. Yeah. Pitched your strengths. I think in politics, that's probably the best advice you can get because everything else comes off as weird or disingenuous. I don't know how people feel about DeSantis. I know there's a lot of people that still like and support him. I mean, I don't dislike him. I like him. Obviously his policies for the most part. Some of the stuff he's done trying to restrict people in Florida, I think are fucking crazy and authoritarian, but for the most part, I like him, but it is. I like DeSantis. I don't think his story is done. No, certainly not. I think that Trump would be crazy not to make him the fucking Secretary of Defense or something like that. Yeah. He could be in the administration, but also presumably once his term limits are up, you would imagine maybe a Senate run or something like that. Maybe. Yeah. But I mean, Senate to White House is going to be tough. What if he was Vance's VP? It could be. Yeah. Who knows? I mean, he's older than Vance. Not that that matters. Like by three years, but it would be interesting to have two crackers who were at the, I guess it by then would be 47 and 50 running for the presidency. They're already young. That would be interesting. Yeah. Vance is already a Polish speaker. Then we could get a way, get like do away with term limits and shit and just have an emperor in this country finally as we should have. We don't have, we decided on what they're going to wear. Is it a crown? Is it a helmets like a helmet? I think if we're going to use the word Riz, it's probably a flat bill hat to be honest, right? Something date rapey. Okay. For sure. It's not going to be something that a, that a regal person would wear. It would be something that a fucking date rapist would wear. Okay. For car noir, no offense to car noir, that's just what date rapists choose to use. I don't think you guys are involved at all. I still love the smell. Yeah. Car noir. Mr. Noir. I'm just, I'm just saying it that, that is the preferred scent of date rapists and those of you out there that are wearing it, you should look at yourself in a little bit inward, inward. Yeah. Yeah. And we're calling yourself an inward maybe. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. Your car noir is fucking rape. 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Not a slur. They just fell out of favor. I don't care about that. But if we say it, then it's bad. No, it's not. I say it all the time. Yeah. No shit. Yeah. A nice little colored boy down the way. Yeah. And how does that work? Where's that working public? Who's going to do something to me? Fuck you going to do? Fuck and fight me, I guess. I don't know. I'll run. I do a lot of cardio. I'll run. You can't catch me. So she gave a speech at the Colored People's Association, where she promised to double the size of the Civil Rights Division at DOJ, Department of Justice, and then she would direct this new division to start prosecuting tech companies and others for not censoring hate speech. This is exactly what I said about Elon Musk. Go ahead and click this Twitter link, Bob, and just play the goddamn video of her talking. And you can see exactly, this is why I say if you're voting for this person, you are P&G, you're persona not grotto to me. The Department of Justice of the United States back in the business of justice. We will double the Civil Rights Division and direct law enforcement to counter this extremism. We will hold social media platforms accountable for the hate infiltrating their platforms because they have a responsibility to help fight against this threat to our democracy. And if you profit off of hate, if you act as a megaphone for misinformation or cyber warfare, if you don't police your platforms, we are going to hold you accountable as a community. Okay, so just to translate from whatever that retard saying, she wants to stand up or double the size, rather, of a division inside of the Department of Justice and then aim their efforts towards making sure that social media platforms are censoring people. Yep. And when I talked about Elon Musk the other day and he said, "I'm fucked personally if she gets elected." This is exactly what he's talking about. So this is already going on in other countries. Who's the guy we did the story on who got arrested in France? Parler or somebody? No, I was a telegram, telegram, I'd say, telegram. Where is the other guys who were playing ball, said this the other day with Facebook and those guys? Yeah, they'll censor the shit out of it. So hey, dude, we need you to take down this 100 Biden story. They can't though, right? Who? Like, so let's play this out. Kamala Harris gets elected. She sends Department of Justice thugs, which is what they are, to try to fuck with Elon and demand XYZ and he says, "You know what? I've got a counter offer. How about you suck my fucking dick? Also stand by." It would go to a Supreme Court, right? Yeah, exactly. It's like immediately going to a Supreme Court immediately. That would immediately go because that is a violation of civil rights from the actual White House. A federal court that would have jurisdiction over that would be immediately to the Supreme Court. And they would tell them to go fuck themselves. So why hasn't the New York Post then taken that article to the Supreme Court because it was, I mean, Zuckerberg talked about an arrogant and in that other interview he did where he said, "Hey, they approached me to take down this fucking story." I have no idea. So if you're the Post, why don't you sue and go all the way up? They've got standing so they could show loss of revenue from advertising and all. So it'd be on just the civil right, civil rights thing, right? I don't know. Maybe they do have lawsuits in the works. I don't know. I honestly don't know. They don't. The telegram guy was arrested that he take this how you want but was arrested for not the company not handing over data related to a human trafficking investigation. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. I'm just telling you. It wasn't about speech. I would say it was most peaches about, because telegram is a little more hardcore than Twitter or Facebook and Facebook in particular. Let's tell him, isn't any more hardcore than a conversation between two people's hardcore. It's the two people having a conversation that are hardcore, not telegram. What's the most? You were social media. You were Facebook. You were Facebook by a wide margin. Yes. There's two to two and a half billion users on Facebook there like sex 230 is kind of clear about this. I don't know. It's a complicated situation, but forcing compelling speech, we know it's unconstitutional. That's from what, 1947, I think, with the Pledge of Allegiance or something like that and then censoring people, there's no such thing as hate speech and then you saw this in the debate as well with fucking Vance and Tim Walz, Vance is like, no censorship. We're not doing that. We don't do that here. But it's hate speech, like fuck who cares? What are you talking about? Just because something offends you and that's the problem, right? Even if it were in any way ethical to limit what someone says, and I just want to be clear about this, why it's not okay, it's because of the rights of man, property rights. The ultimate property is your person and the ultimate iteration of that is your ability to think whatever you want and controlling speech is controlling thought. That's what it really is at its core. So that's unacceptable. And you have, you want to let the people who lied about COVID, who lied about fucking Hunter Biden's laptop, who lied about Joe Biden's competency to criminalize you calling them out for lying about it. No, sir. Absolutely not. That is worth fighting a war over. Cannot be allowed. But if she gets in, this is exactly what they're going to do and they're going to try, yeah, they're going to try. Because they owned it all before Elon, like they had all of it, they had all the social media platforms. And this is the only one they don't have right now. So yeah, dude, even to say that, like all these speeches, like every single one of them just keeps getting worse and worse and worse, like, no, dude, people are going to be pissed off about that on the right and the left saying you're going to fucking censor everybody. So I don't think the average lefty cares about that, actually. About getting censored? Nope, I think they hate Trump so much that they don't care. They're willing to get censored, even have themselves censored. Forget about censoring other people because they hate Trump so much. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. Somebody else brought this up to me last night. What happens if he does get it? Does he get assassinated? Who Trump? I mean, they're just going to try to wreck the Congress and Senate. Well, what if let's say your prediction came comes true because you've been saying this for a few months now that you think Republicans will win President, Congress, and Senate, then what? Well, then the Senate will grind to a halt. They won't pass anything. Even Republicans? Yeah, unless, well, I mean, unless they win 60 seats, which they will not, right? Like you still have to pass a cloture vote. So that's not going to happen. And Republicans, I don't think would break the filibuster, the nuclear option as it's called. I don't think they would do that. It would be, yeah, it would be really interesting. I don't know that Trump would be able to get anything done, which is a really problematic situation, not just for the country and getting things done, but for the future of the country where Trump would be in some ways forced to govern by edict more executive order, which is not the way that that office is meant to work, right? Executive orders are not constitutional. But that's the only way to get anything done if that were to happen. And we just saw it in France with Macron deciding to give up essentially power for the country. So now it's, you know, because God forbid the right got in there to stop immigration. That's what their whole vote was over. But for now, until next August, they're locked in on votes. They'll never be able to pass anything in France for one year. And that was worth it. But the next stage of that is like, yeah, Trump's in now. And, you know, it seems unlikely that he's going to write some executive order that disabuses people of any of their core rights or anything like that, because this is not how he is a person, right? But what about the next guy? The more and more we set this precedent that the country can be governed by a single person from the White House without consulting, you know, everybody else. It just, whether it's good or bad. 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Part of Dunbar's law is that there's a point of diminishing return where if you go over some of these limits for an individual, then you stop actually knowing the people you do know as well as you think you do. You don't actually ever connect with another human being because there's too many. It's fucked up. Think of it this way. You're a plug and an outlet. There's eight prongs on it. Every time you make a connection with another human being, eight prongs go in. But there's too many. So you're only getting three prongs at a time. Now you don't actually fucking know anything or anybody. And these are the people that are just fucking voting. Yeah. Yeah. They've got the same, the people that think the earth is flat and have the same vote you do. Yeah. And the weather. I just, I don't know that that's the best possible system to be on. It's not. But it's the system we have and this is going to continue on well after us. So buckle the fuck up. 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Right now, the team that looks the best are the Mets followed by you. Do you see odds on the Mets right now? Followed by the Yankees. Okay. Do you see odds on the Mets on mybookie.com? Yeah. If I was going to bet, I would actually bet for a subway series. I think it's almost certainly going to be the Yankees in Mets at this point. I can't imagine. I don't think the Padres could very well win. I just think the Mets are fucking, they're sparked. Whatever it is, they've got the Riz as Bob likes to say right now. I mean, they really do. They're playing at a very high level right now. And that's the kind of team coming in from a wildcard, like banging it out. Boom, boom, boom. That's the kind of team that wins the World Series. Yeah. So these days at least. But another top seed gone and another best base team in baseball gone. What are the odds on the Mets right now? They're the juiciest right now. Bob, pull it up. Not great, actually. What about that? It's probably down to like four to one. It's like the LCS. Yeah. It's about four to one. Oh, because they're in. That's right. I keep forgetting that they're in the LCS. I mean, I would bet a thousand bucks on four to one. Four to one still isn't bad. The Yankees plus 200 Mets plus 370 Royals and Guardians where you're going to get the most juice 22 to one. Pop that up on screen. And honestly, maybe take a flyer on either of these teams that are down to one right now. Tigers are not good. The Guardians could easily rip off two wins against them in a row. The Royals got to face Garrett Cole tonight. Guardians fake team. Don't put on the Guardians. I would like to see. Look, I love superstars. Give me a Tony then. Give me a Tony against judge. Let's do it. I was rooting for Harper against judge. That's not gonna happen. Padres got stars. They do. Padres got Riz. Yeah. I'll tell you this. If the. I just don't like them. What's the next round? LCS. LCS. No, no, I mean, let's see. How does it line? It'll be the Mets versus either the Dodgers or the Padres. Yeah. And it's like it hurts to say, but Lindor is actually awesome. Yeah. Yeah. He's well, that's the thing. He's on not, not just awesome, but he is on fucking fire. He was so cool. He hit a Grand Slam and just didn't react. He in any normal year would have probably been the MVP. Yeah. But. Oh, Tony went 50 50. I mean, honestly, I don't know if he would have beat out. I don't know. Zuna. For me either. He. Well, he played elite defense. At least. Yes. Yeah. His one developer place is probably quite a bit higher since he actually even plays defense in the first place, much less play level. He finished second in the national league and wins up a placement behind. Tony. There you go. So if you believe in it, bet on it right now on my bookie.com college football seasons and full swing NFLs and full swing major league baseball playoffs and HL is just started and be able to be back at the end of the month. 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Millie McCormick, a student dancer at Summers High School in West Chester County said she and her sister Beatrix would also be taking parts in the protest. I don't think it's right for men to be in our safe spaces. We worked hard for our places on our teams and boys have physical advantages that we don't have. What's the surprising part of this is that there is a teenage girl named Beatrix. I like that name. I don't dislike it. The last time I heard it was Kill Bill. I don't dislike it. I just think it's odd that a fucking teenage girl in New York has that name. Nah, that's back dude. They're all the old ones are coming back Mildred Beatrix. It's like hipster shit. Beatrix was after Kill Bill and like if she's 16 that movie I think came out right around then. So yeah. I like that one. I've never heard it either. In today's world, but good on her. Have you seen the local ads that are playing here in Texas? For what? It's Ted Cruz. It's Ted Cruz. Go to with all red. Yeah. He's lighting all red on fire. But show this video because this was playing during the NFL game. Show this commercial, this campaign commercial because it's not just in New York. This is running in Texas right now as well. And I laughed my ass off. This is a sketch that you and I would have written. I think they should just buy the rights to Joanna Mann. Buy the rights to that film and use it for political campaign ads for the next like two election cycles. That's funny. Just like a dude boomed just dunking from the free throw line on some like six year old girl. You stupid bitch. This like fucking stand it over like Debo or some shit. Play this campaign video. I laughed my ass off. I'm Ted Cruz and I approve this message. Boys and girls. They're different. And somehow it's become controversial to say boys and girls are different. But they are Colin Allred supports boys playing in girls sports. He voted against the protection of women and girls in sports act and he voted to allow boys and girls bathrooms boys and girls locker rooms boys and girls sports. That's not right. Colin Allred should know the difference between boys and girls. Bob now play the next one. The football one that's the greatest campaign commercial of all time. That's the one I was talking about. It's so fucking good and they've been running it nonstop during sports. And let's face it. There's a lot of sports on every single night here. But the ending because my wife was the one who told me about it. She's like have you seen this commercial thing? No, not yet. She goes away for the ending of this thing. I fucking laughed my ass off to it and the fact that it's on prime time is really funny. It brings up Colin Allred a bunch of Colin Allred stuff because he played in the NFL. Oh, oh, got you. Yeah, we can't show his NFL highlights on here. We'll get dinged on this thing. But it's really fucking funny. Try Twitter then. Because the fact that we're here and we actually have to discuss this is wild to me. Now I know on the other side that women care about the abortion issue and everything else. But what's odd to me is they don't care about keeping dudes out of women's sports. Yeah, I guess they do though. I think women do care about that. So do I. But it seems to only be a Republican issue for some reason. So because you decipher that. Because all of this is fake. Republicans aren't conservative. When have they ever been conservative? Give me the last conservative Republican. Who was it? Fiscally conservative Republican. Name one. I don't know. Fiscally's a fiscally responsible president. Okay. A fiscally conservative Republican president named the last one. I can't name any president who has to go Eisenhower at the earliest probably. Even Eisenhower would be tough to be honest, right? Because of Korea. So like not not that he got us into it in the first place that was that was as usual as a Democrat that did that. But definitely start and even he kind of dispelled the military industrial complex on his way out. But that's the thing. We got to go back 75 years just to find one who even comes close. Republicans are not conservative, right? The point of me saying that is that we just made all this shit up, right? It's we've created a fucking binary system where every fact has to go through a little filter. Every fact about life. Any issue that happens. Well, is that right or left? It's like, why would it why would it intrinsically be right or left? Is food right or left? No, that's retarded, right? Like you wouldn't ever even think about that. That doesn't make any sense. Tax is sure because they want to fucking take more of your money and spend more of it. Fair enough, right? That's that's a right or left issue. This is a right or left issue. Not not Republican or Democrat, by the way, it's a right or left issue. And the Republicans are just as left as the fucking Democrats. But on that issue, anyways, but most of the stuff that we deal with, like what are the biggest topics being discussed in America right now, abortions, one of them, that has nothing to do with conservatism versus liberalism. Yes. There's nothing to do with that gas. Food prices, inflation gas definitely has nothing to do with politics, like it's downstream of politics, but as there's no core principle, there's no first principle for me to the right or the left. It has anything to do with energy. Just prices, that's all people just costs, same with food, same with food, right? Same with housing. So what the fuck are we talking? That's when people ask questions like what you just did. That's the answer. That's fucking real. It's all fucking bullshit. It's a show being put on to distract you from the fact that they want your fucking money. You are an engine. Every government becomes, and you're a tool, every government eventually becomes an engine to extract labor and wealth from the population until there's no more to take. And then that government dissolves and another one pops up, promises never to do that again. That's just the way it is. That's why the federal government should not exist. Bob, I just DM's you the video on Twitter. So just look at that top one there. It's really easy to find. There you go. Pop that up full screen. Keep your eye on the wall. Okay. Okay. Bitch. Well, concentrate. You got this. Let's do it again. Texas girls are tough, resilient, and strong. They're facing an opponent they can't be by digging deeper or trying harder. Colin Allred claims to stand for the women of Texas. And he voted against the protection of women and girls in sports act of 2023. He stood with woke progressives and radical Democrats, not our daughters. Oh, yeah. That's all I was waiting for. He just trucks her. He doesn't care if he's responsible for the economy. And then he's standing over the body. God damn it, dude. That's the sketch we would have written. Yeah. And he actually fucking did it. Kind of a sketch I did right that the Babylon be made. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome to my idea from 10 years ago. That's really funny. It's the best. And they've been playing it over and over again. Oh, dude, it's during every NFL game. So like I'll I laugh so hard and I actually turn it up. I'll usually try to mute the commercials or whatever. But for this one, it makes me laugh so fucking hard to watch him truck that girl under the ground and then just stand over her body and flex. I wish we were on fucking Patreon. Have you ever seen the strong woman stuff from South Park? So Bob, pull up a picture of Amanda or whatever the fuck her name was I don't remember. So a new principal comes into South Park elementary and then a new vice principal, her name is strong woman right like very on the nose and she competes against other women and blah, blah, blah. And then they do a whole trans episode. And this is the trans woman that she has to go against. And it's macho man. The whole thing is done as macho man. And that voice. Yes. In the voice. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, you got a problem transphobe. I mean, it's so funny. South Park did all that very well as they usually do. Sometimes they fuck shit up, but yeah, but good on them for having a walk out. So right now this is also going on with a volleyball team. Is it San Jose States? Yeah. Yeah. And they do it on their team and the girls that are playing them, the colleges refuse to play. So I think there's been three pundits in a row that have just walked off the floor. I think Boise started. Boise, Wyoming and I forget the other one. And I think Boise's got a goth girl. Oh, do they really? Yeah. Like a battle support. Is it a, is it a big titty girl, because that's not a big titty because she is a volleyball player. Well, maybe she's just got those puppies wrapped up. You know what I mean? You never know. Never know on that one. But yeah. So I'm going to need to see the girl first. Yeah, just put in fucking Boise goth girl. Come on, man. Come on. Man. What's volleyball? I'll tell you what, what Bob looks for that, I'll, I'll do the next ad read Bob's lost in the sauce today. Yeah, you got stuck on this twins Instagram account earlier and is not recovered. Which, which twins morning. It was two identical twins who were in the New York post who said that they were looking for a throttle because they were so close that they both wanted to marry the same dude. And so they could hang out and be best friends, not have to worry about everything else. However, the guy would only get to have sex with one of them. And then, you know, the next night he could have sex with the other one just not together at the same time. Well, that would be, yeah, you know, that's creepy, but I would, I'd probably take that deal. Yeah. That's a good deal. I'll take that deal. We found out later. So we found her. Here's the video. It's just like the whole team. We're out. Okay. Play it. All right. So here we go. Yeah. Normal. Yeah. Normal. Congratulations. There you go. There you go. Lovely. All right. Congratulations. Oh, damn. She's an insane clown posse member. I think she's a part of it though. I love it though. Yeah. It is the beach volleyball team also. If you were looking for intimidation against the other team and this chick shows up, yes, dude. What's her name? This rocks. Oh, we can't do NIO with boost, but we have to give it to the program, not the individuals, but man, we would give the goth girl a hard day of self-care deal for sure. Nora Hyatt. Nora Hyatt. I support that, dude. If you want to, if you want to psych out the other team and you show up like this, all in. Well, there was, this reminds me of something I saw on somebody reposted a TikTok video on Twitter the other day, and it was some woman complaining that she never gets second interviews for jobs. And she's got like enough metal in her face to build a fucking bridge, like tattoo face tattoos and 30 fucking piercings in your face. Guess what? I'm not going to hire you either because you look like a fucking asshole. It's a matter with you. Move to the fucking jungle if you want to pull that bullshit. We live in God damn civilized society, fuck face or whatever do you want, but I'm not hiring you next up sponsor wise, we got bio protein tech.com promo code drinking bros, get you $30 off guys, if your hormones suck, well, you're going to want to listen to this every year after your puberty, your human growth hormone levels start to drop. 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Show the one with the dude in it. That's, this is the one we were talking about in Ross Pass from Revolution this morning. Nope. Not that one. Not that one, probably. But, yeah. Well, it's, I mean, it's Instagram. Yeah. It's, they say they won't fuck them together, but that seems like what they're hinting at. Well, that was my thing. I was going through their Twitter specifically because, I mean, it's nothing but them saying they'll fuck you together and they perform on only fans together, but I guess maybe business is different than pleasure. I don't know. Oh, look, dude. That's what it is. I always say that. Yeah. Same. Speaking of business, Trump is going to do a October 27th at Madison Square Garden. A rally? Yeah. That's a great. That's the next story. So you know what's funny is Fox just pitched. I don't know if you saw this earlier. They pitched to debate on the 28th between her, him and Kamala. Most people have already voted by him. I agree with you. I think it's dumb. I think Fox is just trying to be relevant. Probably. Probably. They are not. They are not. Next up, yeah. Well, John Trump will hold a rally this month at New York City's Madison Square Garden. The rally is set to take place on October 27th, just nine days before the election. The event is expected to be a first come, first serve and campaign officials are expecting a massive attendance like Coachella and others to come. That's right. He's doing Coachella as well. Oh, boy. Is he going to DJ? That's a weird. Didn't didn't fucking Shaq DJ Coachella a couple of years ago. Shaq is a DJ. Yeah. He is a DJ in so far as he downloads songs. That's all he does. I know. He's a doctor too. Yeah. And it's Sheriff. Yeah. And a sheriff. He's Sheriff. Doctor. Where's a lot of hats. Yeah. But yeah, this Madison Square Garden is close to a 20,000 seat venue. The former president speaking in a campaign event in Scranton, Pennsylvania later on Wednesday highlighted that we just rented out Madison Square Garden. We're going to make a play. We're going to make a play for New York. It hasn't been done in a long time and it hasn't been done in many decades. Then president Ronald Reagan in 1984 reelection landslide was the last Republican to carry New York in a White House race. And he says, we're making a play for New Jersey. We're making a play for Virginia. Trump continued before adding that he's also aiming to compete in Minnesota and New Mexico. The latest Fox News power rankings by the 2024 presidential election ranked New York in New Jersey as solid Democrat with Minnesota, New Mexico and Virginia as likely Democrat as well. This will be Trump's second big rally in the state of New York. He held a rally at the Nassau Coliseum in Union Day along Island last month and more than 60,000 tickets were requested, but the venue only had seats for 16,000. No. Thousands of supporters who were not admitted were able to watch it on huge screens outside. We played that clip on this show here. Look, I guess my question is to you, you don't go through all this trouble. If you don't think you could actually win New York is close to reelection to be to be honest. I think if I'm him and I see how well it's going in all the swing states, I don't think I think I can win New York, but I'm going to try to make it close to embarrass the Democrats. Right. That's a smart play. If you get close, then I guess it depends on why you get close. Reagan won New York and 80, right, because I was 84, 84, because he was doing, it was so bad under Carter and he did such a great job at his first term in a lot of ways, right? It was before Iran, Contra, it was before the debt tripled and all that stuff. So he didn't really have any heat on him at the time. Trump's got plenty of heat on him for various reasons. But it's been so bad these last four years. I don't think he can win New York, frankly, but I mean, what about California? It seems like he's been going to play for, why even Duke Coachella? You know, it's one of those things where, because I was thinking about this too, with Madison Square Garden and Coachella and the backdrops of both of those, because they're whether you like them or not, Coachella, that is, they're iconic. And you know what they are. And I think if you're, all these are telecasted online and Twitter and everywhere else and you're getting millions and millions of views there, to at least have the aesthetic and the setting and everything else and to try and say, hey, the country's changing, maybe California and New York will change. That's about all I can really think of because I'm with you. I don't think he wins New York and obviously he's not going to win California like that's a fucking joke. I mean, it's pretty simple. It's two, twofold. One, we don't live in a world where necessary, I mean, you still need to campaign on the ground, but I don't think we live in a world anymore where you need to be your, all your events necessarily need to be in the States that you're trying to win. I agree. And number two, I mean, he likes attention, like, what do you, he likes throwing big events. Yeah, I mean, Coachella and Madison Square Garden are as big as it gets. I don't think there's much to, much to think about to be honest. I know. And, and you know what, because it's also the photos of the crowd size. And I think that has a lot to do with it. We covered that check on Ross Patterson Revolution, Chapel Rhone. Did you see her crowd the other night at Coachella? ACL. ACL. Yeah, that's insane. It went all the way to the other stage. Post this picture up on screen. If you're able to get a photo like this with this many people at one of your events, I think even that helps because it goes viral. Well, one of the, so it's third party validation. One of the reasons you do live events like that in the first place isn't just a talk to people. You could do that over the radio or internet or fucking television, right? It is to, to, for the optic, you know what I mean? But what it, the question is, what is it that the optic does to people? There's a couple of things. One, people want to be involved with movements, whatever they happen to be. Like people are lemings. They just want to fucking. Oh, that's the big thing. I don't want to miss that. People are going to Burning Man, which for most people sucks, to be honest. It's a tourist destination now. It used to be for fucking burnouts. ACL. Yeah. People that want to go fucking get wild. Yeah. Now it's just like a costume party in the fucking desert, you know what I mean? Because people want to be part of this shit. So people want to be part of things generally. They also want to be part of something that's successful. So the more people are there, the better. They want to be seen at the thing. They want to take their little selfie at the MAGA event or whatever the fuck. And then when I said third party validation, it gives people who are on the fence seeing that massive of a crowd, it's like, oh, that's permission for me to do stuff like, and we're seeing it in media now. To his wife is posting pro-Trump shit, right? My home's wife is posting pro-Trump shit. That would not have been a thing in 2017, 18, not one fucking prayer, not one fucking prayer, right? And I think it's only because the last four years have been so bad. Same with the Carter thing. That's part of it. But it's also all the lies that they've told about Trump have been exposed at this point, right? If you bother to pay attention, you know that none of that shit's true. The biggest criticism of Trump is from the right, not from the left. You know what I mean? It's the COVID stuff. That's the biggest criticism about him. So once all that stuff melts away, people are kind of left like, oh shit, and he goes on flagrant and talks to a cosh who's a liberal, right? I mean, he's a friend of ours, but he's a liberal guy for the most part. And they're getting along, he directly answers questions. He doesn't fucking pussyfoot around. I think this is all part of a broader strategy, just to expose himself as much as he can to people and be like, here's what they said, here's who I am, fuck you. And Bob, play this crowd clip, because if you get an image like this at Coachella, yeah, this could go viral. Yeah, I can't name one song this girl sings, but just looking at this pink pony club. No. Never. I want to keep on dancing. Nope. Is this set a coda? Where is this? This is the Zocal Park in ACL. Oh my God. So play the video, because I think it just scans all the way around. Yeah, it looks like a fucking nightmare. Totally. But like, this is the support that this person has. There you go. Yeah, I don't play the music, just mute it, but I just want to see the crowd, because this is what got me, not the music, is holy shit. I don't know much about this chick, but she looks like the biggest artist on the goddamn planet. Genuinely is crowd. Genuinely. Very good. As a singer. Yeah. You would hate her. You would hate her. We already do after that fan video. I like it. I like it. You like great musicians. Yeah. Yeah. Look, similar with Kanye, right? Great music is a person with the fuck ever, but looking at this crowd, I immediately know who this woman is. You got to go and look up who it is and then why she's able to draw a crowd this big, and I think it's the same thing with Trump and Coachella. You get an image like this that comes out of there? Awesome. There looks like a swell of support, whether or not it's California, and you can win or not. It's another fucking story. Once you get this viral video like this, you fucking win, and that's worth it for Coachella. Next up, TD Bank Find Billions of Dollars, TD Bank will pay $3 billion to settle charges that it failed to properly monitor money laundering by drug cartels, regulators announced on Thursday. The find includes a $1.3 billion penalty that will be paid to the U.S. Treasury Department's Financial Crimes Enforcement Network, a record find for a bank. TD also intends to pay a $1.8 billion fee to the U.S. Justice Department and plead guilty to resolve the U.S. Government's investigation that the bank violated of the Bank Security or Secrecy Act, forgive me, and allowed money laundering. The U.S. Department of Justice said in a statement that TD Bank had a long-term pervasive and systematic deficiencies in its procedures of monitoring transactions. More than 90 percent of transactions went unmonitored between January 2018 and April 2024. Holy shit. Thank you. Nah, this $670 million. This is the same shit we just said who cares about Telegram for, right? Crimes happening on your platform. This isn't a crime. It's not a crime to tell the government that you don't fucking deserve my money. If you want to go out and prosecute them for the drug part, because I don't agree with that necessarily, but certainly that would be within the purview of the Department of Justice. But this is Sheriff of Nottingham bullshit, right? We write folk stories about this in particular, about some dude going, "You know what? Fuck you. I'm not paying taxes." That's it. I mean, we started a country over the whole idea to be frank, right? That's what we're sitting in right now. And how many grimy motherfuckers have you been in line behind at a bank where you're like, "Man, I wonder what that person does for a living. What do you expect the bank tellers to ask him?" I don't know, like, they're supposed to do, like, they're supposed to monitor swift transaction, so a lot of it is digital, right? But all of it's digital now. But it is all digital with swift transactions like between countries especially. They're supposed to monitor some of this stuff to see how money moves around, right, for international cartels and stuff like that. Man, it's the government's job. Like imagine, well, this is the same as the section 230 debate, right? Like imagine the government holding Facebook or Twitter responsible for every single fucking crime that's committed on their platform. That's insane. Zuckerberg would be in prison for the rest of his life. On day one of Facebook, he would have been gone. Yes. Or imagine, you know, any of the other companies that do any sort of business that might facilitate crime. They're buying fucking galvanized pipe to use in their meth lab. Home Depot, fuck you. Yeah. Like, you got to stop this. Like, no, this is retarded nonsense, to be honest. $3 billion. And you know what that does is it makes everybody who does legit business with TD Bank have to pay more money. That's essentially what it does because they're not, they're going to make that $3 billion back. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's a fucking bank for crisis. Yeah, they don't give a shit. Yeah. So, yeah, I, what are you supposed to do here? You know, I'm the fucking, they're not the police. I know, I think we just need to dissolve every government on earth. That's what we need to do. Your money is your own. It's, it's the fruit of your own labor and the government's not entitled to it. The end. Well, I'll drive on the fucking on dirt. I don't give a shit about roads. Fuck you. Right? We'll figure it out. We'll build some fucking roads. The government doesn't actually do anything. 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Dude, a University of Kansas instructor has been placed on leave after violent comments he made about men who don't support female presidential candidates. Well, that went viral on social media like everything else does in a video shared on X, the instructor railed against men who think they are smarter than women before apparently connecting these thoughts to the presidential race. You can go ahead and play this clip now. Guys, they're smarter than girls. You got some serious problems. That's what frustrates me. There are going to be some males in our society that will refuse to vote for a potential female president because they don't think females are smart enough to be president. We could line all those guys up and shoot them and they clearly don't understand the way the world works. Why is this? I don't know. I'm sorry. I can't even fucking listen to the stupid shit he's saying now. Why is he so out of breath? Sure. Guys are smarter than girls. By the way, he does say you think he's on trend that because I don't want the deans to hear this of the school. You think he's on trend? Oh, that's not short. Is that his face? No, look at him. Not sure. That is not a man. Is that him? That's not the same person. That's from 11 years ago. He has like... Oh, it's only got worse. Shin shit. I actually am not sure that is the same person. Somebody posted all of his like shit from the university. That's a different guy. Including his bio page. That is not him. That is a different... Okay. Well, try me. I want to see the man... I want to see the guy's face who's breathing like that. We might be able to help him. I can't... The video is small though. Here we go. Lowcock. His name is Phil Lowcock. You fucking kidding me. That's not real. Is that real? His name is... That's why he showed some thickness to it. Is this real? Dr. Lowcock. Zoom in on this. Phil Lowcock is his name? I need to see this man's face. I mean, he's not that out of shape. That's a fat American from 100 years ago. He shouldn't be at that at a breath. No, he shouldn't be. What the fuck is going on? I don't know if Mr. Lowcock gets some help. What school is this? Raise that cock. KU. Kansas, right? Oh, you hate Kansas. I mean, yeah, but Kansas has good athletic programs in almost every sport. It's a good school. It's a good school. It's a good school. I don't think they're very good in baseball, but... No, they're most of their athletics suck. They're obviously like maybe the best basketball program in the country. But if you have that... The rest of their... That's all you need. Football is okay. They're not terrible at all. No, they're historically one of the worst football programs. Yeah, historically. But right now, they're not that bad. They're one in five. Well, this year, they're bad. They were good last year, though, right? They were good last year. Yeah. I don't know, man. All you need to do is be great at one sport. I just feel like this guy shouldn't be that out of breath unless he's been like, I don't know what... It could be the Lowcock, dude. Have you thought about that? Like, it's weighing it down. Yeah, but his posture's not bad. In this... He's not all hunched over or anything, like the Notre Dame guy. Mr. Lowcock. The hunchback. Yeah, the actual one. Not the full back. Sure. Play the video, goddamn it. Where is it? Yeah, he's upright. There's no way this dude should be breathing out of breath. It's what frustrates me. There are going to be some males in our society that will refuse to vote for a potential female president, because they don't think females are smart enough to be president. Does he just not know how to talk correctly? Like, he doesn't know how to pause, take a breath, and then start talking again. It's like it's all coming out, and he breathes on accident. From the recording, I don't want the deans hearing that I said that. So who are you talking to? Well, let's just... Scratch that from the recording. Who is... Is there a... Most of these professors record their lectures. Yeah, this is how it is. Matter of fact, that's how Jordan Peterson got famous by posting his lectures on YouTube. Really? Yep. Yeah, but for this guy, that's not scrubbed, and is he gone or you're fired? He's on involuntary leave now. Administrative leave. What the fuck? He couldn't be tenure. I'm more curious how this even came up, because he's a professor of... Man, what the fuck is it? I couldn't even remember it. That's how inane it was, dick nuts. It was like professor of exercise or something like that. No, that's definitely not possible. He's a health sport and exercise lecturer, and the director of international student-athlete support. So what the fuck? Was he a Chernobyl or is lungs fucked up? What happened? Was he in a burn pit for 30 years? Maybe they just had the pre-class sprint, you know what I mean? Good. God. Nah. I just can't... I can't deal with this right now. I can't. You don't have to, luckily. Yeah. Drinkin' bro of the week. There it is. Come on down. Kids. I know you've been on before, but guess what? Given party and all day, drinkin' hard AF Seltzer's havin' a good time. You deserve to come back. Just make sure it's a different drinkin' bro of the week. Okay. I just like him. There we are. There we are. Tell everybody your name. My legal name? Is there another name that you prefer to go by? Oh, I do go by a different name. What do you go by? I go by Alex, but my legal name's Frank. That's weird. Why? Frank to Alex? The generational thing. What do you mean? My first name is Frank. My middle name is Alex, technically it's Alexios, but we switch names, so we always go by the other. Really? So my grandfather was George Frank. I always went by George. My uncle's Frank Richard, but he goes by Rick. Are you sure the whole family just wasn't dyslexic? I cannot confirm or deny that. Okay. Yeah. 'Cause you are ginger, too. It is a thing. It is a gene that kind of seeps in that makes you guys fucking weird as well. So yeah. Well, thanks again for being back on. Who do you want to give Dream Brother a week to? I give Dream Brother a week to my buddy David. We go back to like six years old, a little league baseball. No, shit. It was my best man in my wedding, kind of been around for ages the other, so give him him. That's awesome. And is that your wife? My wife's back there. She just didn't want to come on. I understand. You got a real job and shit? Like, don't do it. Don't fucking do it. I'm lucky I'm my own boss. So I can't fire myself. So that's a good thing. Yeah, same here. Same here. The only people that fire us are the social platforms, so I finally got asked or I found out why we got shut down on Facebook. The group says 88,000 followers, which it's been stuck on for like two and a half years as they just don't put anything out there. We just got like a one year ban and it was for the post of Trump after he got shot with the fight video. It's the literal picture from The New York Times. So they put our account on ban until May of 2025. It's like, fuck you guys, dude. I got the screenshot of it, which is nice, but she's this man. I did. Got one question for you, though. Go ahead. With his recent passing. Who's death hit harder for you? OJ or Pete Rose? That's a great question. Yeah. So obviously Pete has been on the show five or six times. Love him. In real life, what you heard on the show was actually genuinely what you got. And he was rad. Like he's a drinker. I met him a few times, yeah. Like you'd hang with that motherfucker all day and like he's the best. OJ, I didn't get to meet. Huge fan of him as a running back, but then the murders, it was not such a fan of. But we did get in a conversation one time about potentially having him on a show. Because his son had started, it was starting a podcast, I believe, and then he was going to start a sports one. Well, in the meantime, he was going to go on and promote it on some other platforms and I said, hey, can we ask him about the murders? I go, no, absolutely not. And I was like, well, there's no way we can sit and do a full fucking show with OJ Simpson and not asking about the murders. So we ended up going on Nelkboys. So yeah, that's all I remember. But yeah, Pete, it's Pete with a bullet. Pete didn't hurt anybody, you know, he was just bad on himself. Not physically. Well, there was that catcher though that he ran through that. But that guy deserved it. Yes. Like, hey, dude, you're in my way. And that's home plate. Well, that's the slide that I'm going to give. Get the fuck out of my way. I don't care that it's the all-star game. I want to win. And I love that about him. But genuinely, like Pete Rose, always liked hanging out with him, always very, very funny and very, very cool. And like anything you ask him, anything, he would tell you the craziest fucking stories. Well, I think on this show is the one he told the story about. Was it the shower with Mickey Mantle and how big his cock was? I forget. We'll go back and listen to the episodes, but we did, you know, a bunch with him. He told this fucking showering story and just the size of like, no, I think it was DiMaggio. I think it was Joe DiMaggio's dick is what he brought up and I was like, oh, fuck, dude. And he just got a fucking hog on him, dude. It was on air and it was great and I was like, holy shit, man. He rocked. Big fan of Pete Rose. Gary, Gary Bear. He finally woke up back there. Yep, I'm here. And I'm queer. Well, look, luckily the show didn't end. It's, you know, we usually throw you on towards the beginning. Welcome to the show, Gary. Thanks for having me, Ross. New street gonzo out tomorrow at five p.m. Can we guarantee the people this tomorrow? We can. Come on. We can. Is it done? Well, last time we had a technical difficulty. We were actually done on time and then the export. It's big technical stuff. Don't worry about it. It's going to be on time. Don't worry about it. That's showbiz. That's showbiz, baby. Yeah, it's showbiz. That's what I'm talking about. How's everybody, where you were and what we're going to see tomorrow? Okay, so we got invited to cover the Sugar Land Going Yard, Home Run Derby. And it was a celebrity Home Run Derby event. I don't know if it was for charity or if it was just a bunch of people that have gotten in a bunch of trouble and sports all in one place. But we got an interview with Antonio Brown. AB, love AB. Love AB. Love AB. Probably my favorite NFL player. I hope I think he'll make you cracker the day if you post a clip on Twitter. Yeah, I think we're going to post a clip. What's the goal with AB? You want to be cracker of the day? Oh, yeah. That's the top of my accolades on my resume. And then we also got an interview with Jose Conseco and I did not know who it was. Come on. Had no idea. That's madness. And then we got a couple other former MLB players and also Danny Mullen, who I've been compared to a lot. Probably the only guy that's been kicked out of places and arrested more than me. No shit. No shit. You're familiar, Doko. Damn, I didn't know Coach Dan Mullen was like that. Wrong guy. Wrong Dan Mullen, friends. And then Leo Ditavia from the Bachelorette, who was also canceled. It's a bunch of dudes that have basically just been in trouble. Fuck it, dude. Put them all together at one place. What's the worst that could happen? I might have had a beer. Hey, that's fine. That was the worst. I saw somebody smoking weed on the field too during the game. Yeah. It was like kids and shit now. I totally forget. Yeah. Dude, I started signing autographs because I was wearing a water boy jersey and these little kids thought that I was the water boy. So I started signing. They came out before they were born. They don't know. They don't know. Kids are so dumb, dude. Roll the clip. Roll the clip. Let's see what we're going to see tomorrow. Hello. We're here at the going yard, Home Run Derby in Sugar Land. Do you think that steroids should be legal in sports? No. Even playing field. All drugs open. Legalize steroids. Absolutely. There's God that feels stellar. I just asked him. Yeah. I'm fabulous. All right. Let's do drugs. Can we take other drugs? I didn't know. One of them. What if we do a football league where everybody's on crack? Crack league. Let me set up playing in the league. It'd be number one in a nation. Oh. I'm blacker than AB. I got a root canal from smoking rock. Holy professional sports are cheaters. Get a pickup. Yeah. Yeah. That'll be fine, dude. We can go up and down. We're doing an interview. Fuck's wrong with you. Can't get up and then say no, so don't miss you. Dude, you kind of look like black Adam Sandler. Oh, yeah, black Adam Sandler. What do you mean? You better go to go run in the apartment bowl. Greatest athlete of all time. Bo Jackson. Oh. You're fucking jacked out of your mind. I was born with giant balls. It is legal with a prescription. If you want to become better, bigger, faster, stronger, why not legalizer? Everybody's just becoming pussies. Yeah, I guess. Get your pills, die. Garber out there doing God's work. It's my favorite comedy on television right now. Yep. Those were the highlights. And I can't wait. I can't wait to watch it. So you'll be done by 5 p.m. Central tomorrow. So put the camera on him. Yep. Yeah. You want to make sure Joel hears that back there, okay? All right. Because I'm tired of getting blown up online of like, hey, dude, is it fucking up? Was I on time today? Not even close. Did we run the segment? You were an hour and 30 minutes late. So we adding an hour and 30 to tomorrow's show? Well, you know what? A gonzo journalist is always where he needs to be precisely on time. Yeah. Live by the pills. Die by the pills. Joel, if that video clips not in there, I'm going to burn down your whole fucking area back there. Okay. We should just send them to it like a fun place. If it's not on time. Five to fucking edit it in myself, dude. I will do it. Just show, show him saying it. Show him saying it. Anybody that doesn't know that's an inside joke and you'll find out when he puts the fucking clip in tomorrow. Okay. Love you. Thanks for tuning in. Go to iTunes, rate the show five star and leave a quick review. Also head on over to Spotify, just a five star and you can walk away. Meet us tomorrow. If you're in Oregon, prime time, sports bar and Springfield, Oregon, about five miles from campus of University of Oregon, doing a live show there tomorrow. For Dan from Danthen and Anthony Holloway, I'm Ross Patterson. This is Drinking Bros. Thank you. It's good. Nighty going. [MUSIC] [MUSIC]
