The Daily Mind
Season 16. Episode 388: Is there a such thing as a stupid question? (Episode 62)
what's going on everybody welcome welcome on this what feels like a Saturday but Friday edition of the daily mind podcast how is everyone's weekend going well so far I know we just started but for some of us um like myself I have a four day weekend starting off on a good note I jumped out of bed this morning thinking that I you know I had to go to work only to realize like I was like wait a minute it was like five o'clock in the morning I went right back to sleep so all right Mario yep you're here good good good yeah we're just getting started man but no I jumped out of bed thinking that uh I had to go to work and you know I couldn't even go back to sleep after the fact so I mean that's whatever you know I'm up I did some running around when it got some knee all that cool stuff you know just the usual you know what I like to do you know some people they you know they want to stay home relax and sit which is all good but for me I like to keep moving around running around simply because well I don't know I'm getting older so I got to keep everything nice and uh greased up and moving and stuff like that no diddy of course and um you know got it you know I find things to do I go out or whatever um so you know whatever anyway we're here it's the weekend let's get it um hopefully like I said you got plans that's my wife there hello how you know when she's finally on the show hi everybody I still can't get her on the mic though but eventually I'll get on there eventually um but not today though it's just me who know all right bet all right so uh let's see Milton's done when I talk about hurricanes anymore although there are a couple of little systems they're looking at too early to tell it's Friday so for you guys on tick tock this is the first episode of what I like to call on Fridays is there such thing as a stupid question uh some of you may be familiar with the website called Quora it's spelled Q U O R A it is a question and answer site no holds bar all types of shit on it how and even have like pornography pictures on there I've seen all types of shit on there but essentially what it is is that it's a question and answer site where you yourself and I we can go on there ask any question you want and there are people out there probably seeking the same answer for that question and somebody will answer it for you your fave yeah this is this is definitely one of my favorite episodes if that's what you're referring to um so you go on there you ask questions you can answer questions and of course they got different rooms where you could go ahead and you know they got different topics like love and relationships science astrology whatever you whatever is on your mind that is on there and I came up with this episode concept pretty early in the series of this podcast and I wanted to throw a little bit of variety in the episodes like you know Mondays I do the news news out of a hat where I pick random stories and I figure Fridays is there such thing as stupid question and honestly it's one of my favorite segments of this podcast so without further ado you guys are hopefully in for a treat I'm gonna pick the most random questions answers and then I'm gonna probably give you give some insight into it as well now these are randomest shit some of these questions are kind of like really really creepy questionable and I know like if these questions are serious or they just like bullshit around I don't know but you know I kind of have to like scan through it all right first question now this is on my feed on Quora I have an account as soon as I open the app or the website it's already a list of whatever the fuck people are throwing out there today all right first question what could be the reason for a guy driving slowly by your house well I can tell you right now he ain't trying to egg your house and he's not trying to see if your Christmas lights are up he probably has some other intentions in mind now nobody answered that question yet but I can tell you right now if someone is driving by my house every now and then very slowly and only slowly driving by my house I'm gonna call the police or something I'm gonna or have the have the the gun ready or something like that I have something ready because if this is a female which is more than likely is asking this question she's probably like she might have a stalker or some shit who knows man yeah a lot of creeps out there even when I drive home if I see a car behind me following me in the same way I drive right by my house or I just take a different way and so that car is out of my rear view and I'm like I bet I'm good to go but um yeah I don't know I can't answer that one I would just be more careful all right next question why do some people no I'm sorry not that question why do I feel more by as I get older what you know it's funny I read a question like this before and somebody did ask this question before but it was asked a little bit differently I don't know how you feel more by getting older I guess in a sense like maybe you get an older you see things in a different perspective and perhaps you don't like I told you when you get around my age and older you start to not give a shit about a lot of things and what a lot of people say maybe this person just feels like you know what I don't give a shit I'm gonna feel by today and I'm gonna feel by for now one all right but somebody didn't answer this question though they did and this is a from uh this was answered by a guy that goes by the name Buffalo guy Ayo he said as men age especially as they get around 40 their sex drives tend to begin with less um begin to lessen at the time it often takes more to turn them on so it's very possible that you or the man in question simply is by and is bored with the same old stuff with women it wants to try something new and exciting I don't know how you get bored with the same stuff with women but I don't know some people just like to try something different maybe that's where he is in this life that he's tied at the same moment not gonna sting over and over again that maybe he wants to just try something new look more power to you all right if that's what you want to do you go do it but I've never heard someone say that they get more by as they get older or they feel more gay I'm not sure how that works but I guess over time people's tastes change that's the only thing I can think of but I don't know let's see what else we got um jesus christ let's see hi interesting question right here should people always give their partner space if they ask for it listen I don't care how long you guys been married like me and my wife we're going on 12 years in about a couple of weeks 12 years and there's now there's got to be some sort of what's the context right to space like you know you she's in the room and I'm here kind of space or they referring to hey let me like let's take a break from each other kind of space that's a whole different story um now if you're part of ask for space I guess assuming that they're asking for some time apart would you allow it I mean what do you feel everything circumstantial and of course there's risk with this they may feel like the person receiving this question may feel like well damn maybe this person don't want to put up with me anymore why do you want to give space like what's up that's the time you need to talk and find out what's going on because somebody who's married 10 15 20 years why would they need space from their partner unless something is wrong or maybe they want to try something maybe they feel by like that last question did when they reach 40 years old or or something like that who knows I mean I could tell you right now something like that a question like that comes up um you probably might want to like try to figure something out because that's uh that that could be a red flag or something oh let's see hmm interesting question what makes a man a man and what makes a woman a woman the answer I'm about to give is probably going to get me kicked off this shit but I mean in what context I guess not in the physical but let's say in the mental context right what makes a man a man now a lot of people see a man as the provider the caregiver the the builder the foundation and they see women as the the wholesome the nurturing but yet I could go on and on I don't know exactly you know in what context but I'm going to read an answer here because somebody did actually answer this question ronald says a strong father a safe loving home life and home with faith a loving female feminine mother where there is faith there's hope where there's hope there's prosperity this guy got pretty deep but he didn't quite answer why what makes a man a man is whatever you if you're a man it's whatever you make whatever you feel a man should do whatever you feel you should do as a man or a woman or whatever you know it's all it's all circumstantial and it's all like an individual thing I think because I think our perception of like men every you know we have this thing where men has to be masculine and women have to be feminine I think those days are as you guys you guys see is not they're changing they're changing a lot uh let's see let me find some interesting oh okay here's one here's one yeah oily beef um here's the next question do female massage therapists peek at men's packages when I roll over and the covers are adjusted seems like she holds the cover high enough to do that what is their usual reaction um I don't think they're in the business of doing that I don't think massage envy does that I remember I went to a massage envy and the masseuse who was a female accidentally brushed against my ship she felt a little embarrassed but it caught me off guard and she just continued the massage but there is an answer to this question because this does happen especially those very seedy massage parlors that is not exactly massage envy but they're one of those smaller little you guys know what I'm talking about all right look this guy Jan he goes to say he says male he's a male therapist by the way he says probably indifferent just like male therapists when female clients accidentally show more than what they then you know show more than they want we've seen it all many times and really don't care anymore as long as they pay the bill hey look somebody somebody's masseuse therapists they just want to do their job they ain't trying to get into all that and and fulfill people's fantasies and shit they just want to go ahead get the job done and be out there is no happy ending type shit now if you go to a place where there's a happy ending that's a different story I could go either way but for most therapists especially go to massage envy you know they they are taught they're taught to be professional when it comes to like touching other people because you know you're you're sitting there and you're touching areas that shit now a lot of people don't get a chance to touch but yeah they're entrusting you to do it and they're paying you for it so you got to have some sort of professionalism when when doing it the Diddy parlor see the Diddy parlor is no holds bar everybody's touching everybody and his oil everywhere come on man you already know that uh let's see um this person asked how do I make my husband attracted to me again dude I don't know you you might want to talk to him and find out because maybe I don't know it's one of those broad questions like how do you make him attracted to you it's simple do something different or talk to him and and see like what's the discord and what he can do or whatever to make it work I don't know figure it out all right let's see uh okay this is always a really good question I've ran across this many many times why do some people choose to stay in marriage if they are in love with someone else people do it for the sense of security the sense of being able to go back home and and lay up and bet it's like basically having a cake and eat it too I think like I think that's why people stay in marriage but eventually that shit catches up to you you know and I mean if your spouse is cool with that shit then sure I guess but that's usually dirty work right there if you're not in love like if you're just leave there's no sense of you even wasting time just leave why would you even stay in the marriage if you don't love this person you're going to do something else and some places that shit is acceptable but in other places it's not I mean why why even wasting each other's time right there your mom will just keep it keep it going all right let's see um what else can people what the fuck okay this this this question have to come out of California can people legally have a party and a self-driving car how many people are you trying to get inside this moving Tesla but no you can't even you shouldn't even have a party in the car that somebody is driving let alone a self-driving car I told you some of the questions on here are are questionable in nature but I think these people be really serious when they ask these questions and I'm like I don't know if I want to have a party in a self-driving car because what if the car takes you straight to the precinct or what if the car start doing some crazy shit like doing donuts on its own to the music or or try to jump over a ramp like GTA what if one of the car do some crazy shit like that parties over nobody should have a party in any sort of car whatsoever or vehicle unless it's a party bus and then the party bus is a different story you do what you want in the party bus but you should not be having a party inside a Tesla especially that drives by itself that to me any car that drives by itself is sketchy work that's something I want to like fuck with all right um what all right next question is it wrong for an adult brother and sister to share a hotel room with one bed I will never share a bed with my sister at all I'm sleeping on the floor or the couch is it wrong it's frowned upon it's it's kind of creepy oh shit soo be you here welcome welcome again you missed in just case you missed that question is it wrong for an adult brother and sister to share a hotel room with one bed that means both of them in the same bed at the hotel I listen that that's not my cup of tea but if that's what some people want to do that's fine but if that was me I'm sleeping on the couch or she's sleeping on the couch but we're not sleeping in the same bed that's wild work all right there is an answer to this question no somebody did answer um oh god oh no it's just somebody like really creeped out by the question it is a creepy creepy question but does it happen absolutely banjos and all playing in the background hopefully doesn't get to that shit all right um all right next question how do I tell my bi husband that I want an open relationship whoa that's some dirty work right there that right there what if it's your step-sister questionable I don't know if you and your step-sister the question was just asked what if it's your step-sister you it's shoot his preference his shoot his preference figure that shit out no I don't know I'm not you figure it out man you sound like you're pretty serious about that question so I don't know try it out and see what happens and then get back to me and we'll make an episode about it all right this question again how do I tell my bi husband that I want an open relationship this is crazy work right here now there's an answer to this of course uh this person by name of midge asking for a friend well shit tell your friend to figure it out all right now back to that question the answer by midge you can't have an older 1970s name than midge she says that my husband is bisexual and I just told him that I wanted to honor both sides of him I know that both is uh is makes him is makes him right right english makes him who he is and if I love him then I need to love all of who he is then I told him that if I could understand his needs to be with who he is then I needed the same and that an open marriage would be the way of honoring our commitment to each other she's down for the cause in other words she's saying exactly that's what she wants too that's exactly what she wants she knows what she's doing look they're already in an open relationship he's bisexual more than likely she's bisexual because and so she's down for the cause I mean not a lot of people like that and then Phil says it's just another way of saying that you want to fuck another man Richard says that sounds fair and pretty equal to me problem solved I guess there's nothing wrong with it it seems like she's down for it and she's doing whatever it takes to be as loyal and faithful to her husband as much as possible even if it means to accept the fact that he sleeps with both men and women she doesn't care some people said that she's a ride a dive type chick but I don't know I mean that's uh figure it out figure it out all right um let's see oh wow has your mother ever walk in on you at an inappropriate time come on some of you guys have been there you were sitting there you know uh jerking the gherkin to a fucking holly berry poster or a or prince poster hey it's just certain for certain people and then mommy mommy dearest walks in on you and there's all types of things happening it's tissue everywhere and then you start crying now the question how's your mother ever walked in on you at an inappropriate time this guy Garrett um answered the question he said we're just cuddling yeah he says yes as a teenage boy I was in my bed sweats down and doing what teen boys do quite often there was no lock on my door I happened to glance up and see my mother peeking in I pulled the blankets over myself quickly she asked what I was doing to which I replied of course taking a nap she then says yeah with your pants down she closed the door we never spoke of it again come on mom you know what he's doing really listen embarrassing embarrassing a lot of people unfortunately has done it now you know some parents don't allow locked doors in the house like the Joker from Friday but you know if you're doing that it what if it's a step mom obviously that would be if that was his step mom obviously that would it would have turned in the morning just her walking away it would have turned into like page 63 of Pornhub or something like that under step mom please no type shit I don't know man it would have went further now I don't know people do some weird shit with that step parents and steps sister step brother it's all types of things that's out of step all right but no that it would have went probably a hell of a lot worse but just the idea of you being like at that point you should never even do it again you've been caught that's it it's over unless you you got another smart way of doing it I don't know but I think at that point if that was me I'm not doing it no I'm done I don't even know we could eat dinner you know at the Thanksgiving table the same knowing like my mom just saw me do that shit yeah I'm done with it I'm done with it all right next one oh it's whoa do you like trans girls somebody asked this question somebody answered this question too believe it or not let's see this guy by the name of uric all right maybe try locking the door yeah obviously lock the door all right now the question was that somebody asked on here was that do you like trans girls uric answered the question by saying if I like or dislike someone it's unrelated to whether or not they're trans I know very likable trans girls such as trans women friend who I unfortunately haven't seen in years and I known unlikable trans girls in two cases unlikable because they were bigoted prejudice or think the world needs to bend down and kiss their ass just because they're trans he didn't really answer the question of whether or not he like him or not but I guess he does if you do you do you don't you don't it's a whole new world out there and to be honest with you like some people are still bothered by it some people don't I mean it is what it is oh what's up pabs welcome welcome welcome all right all right let's see let me see I'm trying to find something nice nice stupid ass question um my mom won't let me quit my job what should I do that's why you're still in with your mom just quit your job man what kind of question is that why is why does she hold the key to you whether or not you're leaving the job or not unless you're still living with her and perhaps you're paying right under her roof and she probably feels as if like if you quit this job you got to get out there's no more money for the house I don't know man but let me tell you something I would acquit now this guy orson answered the question oh first job probably it probably is his first job I don't know how odious it's not a lot of context of this it says um orson he did answer the question he said so much depend on what the job is stripper porn carjackings drug mule who knows or is the job lucrative and respectable did your mom did your mother have a different career in mind for you and won't let it go you should have been a lawyer like your father it's a good life quote quote blah blah blah blah but we don't know what the dude's job is maybe he is doing some some shady sheisty shit maybe he's selling drugs and then she's like you gotta stop but then like again it said that she won't let like she won't let him quit so I mean unless there are some parents out there that let their kids sell drugs for the sake of bringing money to the house it happens I don't know but listen I'm quitting a job quitting a job mom I'm sorry I'm not gonna sit here and bend to this rule of you want me to work come on give me a break um let's see next question okay this is obvious this is an obvious question is it common for people to to get easily offended nowadays is society becoming more sensitive and easily influenced by external factors yeah absolutely let me tell you something in the 90s everything was like no holds bar you go back to the 80s and 70s shit they made fun of everybody and I mean everybody in the most stereotypical fucking dark humorous way nowadays there's a lot of things that from those times that in age very well and there's a lot of things that's just not acceptable no more now everybody's easily offended and I hate when people come up with like this fake outrage of something like nobody else is outraged of it but all of a sudden this one person is outraged over this one thing I hate fake outrage in fact at some point I'm gonna do an episode on fake outrage because to me I feel like a lot of the PC-isms and shit that has happened nowadays was created by the media to like like to create fake outrage I mean I know there's certain things out there that not everybody's offended and if they are it's a very niche amount of people you know all right soupy says offended because someone else is offended here you go it literally it's like it's like flies sticking on paint on shit it's like oh you offended oh I'm offended too you don't even know why you're offended you just you're just offended because that person's offended like where do you get at it sometimes you got to have a mind of your own like you you don't have to be offended because someone else is offended come on that's I don't know let me see this next question god what do actors in adult films use to last so long you know I'm not a porn expert but there are times there are many takes sometimes sometimes the guy may let off too early and then they've spliced the video to make it look like he went longer after a second session I don't know and don't ask me I have haven't been on a set of a porn ever but the question is you're surely not an expert I mean I've watched enough to know enough but I'm not an expert it's that what do actors and adult films use to last so long is the question um now the answer of course there's an answer this is by Daniel all right Danny boy let's see what you got he said that it's all done on camera well I mean no shit they could come back another day and finish the shoot if necessary that scene where they walk from having sex on the couch to the bedroom to finish it off well that could be break time then there are drug aids like viagra and injections such as uh federal uh patella men which can give a guy a hard arm for a lot longer time period I'm talking like them blue chills type deal right the blue chills don't take them shit plus a lot of porn stars are fairly young 18 to 30 years old it all works a lot better at those ages got guys an expert that guy definitely shot some scenes especially in the back of like a dominoes on arby's I know this man shot some scenes and like in those areas but he's right I mean you can you can make a video up here as if he's been going for so long but I don't nobody's paying attention to the details if whether or not like the scene or the angle shifted in the sense where do you get that I don't know where you get that that's not me that's him now as far as like again you can edit and spice videos to make it look longer the dude might have lasted like 10 seconds but he comes back for another shoot splice the videos together the dude's going for a whole hour I don't know you can do a lot with video editing but again younger people yeah they go long time doing that shit I mean non-stop that's just what it is when nobody wants to see never mind never mind um next question what are what are the reasons for people using online dating despite the potential risk of being scammed or catfish because it's easy like okay online dating in a sense it's low risk but it but it's risky in a sense like okay back in a day when you met someone you met them somewhere in public a laundromat a library a back of a dollar general a McDonald's Chinese restaurant a park but nowadays it's easy to just to meet someone online all right and of course you guys seeing the show catfish right you you see this one picture you're like damn she bad and then you go there she looks like she looks like two chicken nuggets fused together and now you're like what the fuck is that about but I mean it says what are the reasons I think the people rather be online because there are a lot of insecure people a lot of people use the internet and online like Tinder and all these other dating sites because it's an ego booster but what it's doing is taking your ability away from actually meeting someone in person that you become someone that you're not and then that's where kind of part where the catfish thing comes from um there's no answer that but that's just my take on it like and then knowing you're gonna be scammed the catfish it happened they did a whole tv show on it so why even bother but a lot of people are afraid to meet someone in person nowadays I don't know why it's very risky it's not worth I mean is it worth it I don't know but that's how everybody's meeting each other nowadays so it's not like unless you got the balls or whatever to meet someone in a store you know easy and yes you're right fear of rejection it's harder to get rejected in person and online you know like it's easy to get rejected online but getting rejected in person hurts a lot more it's more personal right they see you for who you are instead of what they see in online and it's like but why not just be true to yourself all right if that person don't like you for who you are then find someone else somebody's gonna like you eventually all right all right all right here we go next question is it true that size does matter for some women they like endless shrimp and for other women they love kill bosses I don't know I'm trying to make something out of this here but for some women size really don't matter I've heard this where size don't matter some women are satisfied by a smaller size and some women are satisfied by a decent size that's just what it is there are different things for different people not everybody like some big and not everybody like some small this question was answered though let's see again the question is is it true that size does matter all right your question what's a decent size and you only need three to satisfy in some cases that's all you need is three I told you endless shrimp endless popcorn shrimp some women like that don't know why they don't want a big ass fucking catfish size dong some some women just like shrimp all right joseph answered the question he says unfortunately it's true being on the smaller and yes very small size does matter and I still don't mind and the real size erect is two inches so I would I would know if this man is too honest with himself yo he just said he's two inches he went I get a round of applause I get that man that kind of been me hell no but anyway he says so I would know and being that I'm older it is more comfortable being small and accepting the fact that if anyone has a logical question or wants to chat I'm open so he's part of small pp anonymous well he's not anonymous but um if you got any questions about your size then um yeah oh yeah there wasn't a sound yeah yeah so my sound board the sound doesn't transmit onto the live so when you hear the audio version all the sound effects and all that shit um you're hearing so if I if I press that I'm clapping it's probably because I'm clapped I'm clapped on the board so yeah I got to find a way to figure that one out anyway I'm gonna read another answer to this question of whether size matter god oh let's see um hmm this guy or this woman or whoever door set door say clapped on the board huh yeah door set said 99% of the time size is not an issue at all but if a guy is too small we're talking like less than four inches then I find penetration to be less satisfying he can't quite hit the perfect spot if a guy is too large bigger than seven to eight inches depending on girth that penetration could be quite painful very few men have either less than four inches in length or more than eight inches so again a lot of people it all depends on the woman how she's built down there not all vaginas is the same now anatomically they all basically have the same layout but they're not all the same which is why some women find some um some sizes uncomfortable and find other sizes comfortable again that's why I said not all women like big sizes because big sizes is sometimes very uncomfortable for them that's just what it is so for you guys out there who are small you might be in luck in some aspects not a lot of aspects okay most women I think out there like a big size and there are and there's a small minority that actually likes smaller sizes hopefully you find yourself lucky if you're on that if you're on that spectrum um let's see how much time I got they only give me an hour on the show to stream we're doing good normally the show is about a half hour I like to push it a little bit I'll read a few more questions and I'll end it with that so next question now now that we know that size in some sense don't matter or do matter next question is hmm hmm hmm hmm have your pet have your pets ever eaten non food items such as sats or shoes but refuse to eat actual food I think that's like every dog I've had my dog chew up shoes your our dog chewed up my fucking amazon fire remote that shit costs a lot of money again it depends I never heard of a dog that just eats non food and then when you feed it food it doesn't want to eat no a dog is going to eat food if it's hungry but just for it that just eat non foods is crazy your dog needs help if your dog refuses any type of food and they out here just chewing your shit up you need to take that shit to a vet that ain't healthy that's not healthy at all next question hmm whoa okay whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what's this next question when receiving a massage at a spa not a parlor did you ever ask what extra releases and how did you phrase it extra releases I think I know what this is I think I know what it is it says most massage places I have visited the masseuse at the end make sure the door is locked usually closing a slide lock then asking would you like anything else I ask what are my options this is this is the answer from Terry never asked I mentioned price I might ask what is the normal tip and take one or two hundred dollars out she then takes them and does her thing when wife was a masseuse she had a limit on exactly what she allows this man paid two hundred dollars for whatever the fuck happened after that masseuse that's the most expensive I've ever heard somebody pay for that most in some case I've heard people pay like 50 bucks I don't know where this guy went but apparently he paid he pulls out a hundred to two hundred dollars and locks the door and whatever happens from there happens from there again there are massage parlors that do that yeah ain't nobody doing that shipping oh five dollars hey no way you can't even buy two um you can't even buy two big doubles with that shit five dollars you find me a masseuse that is going to give you extra releases for five dollars a five dollars behind little Caesars absolutely absolutely yeah if you're lucky five dollars behind little Caesars ten dollars behind Arby's when you could get the extra meat pause all right next question let's see what we got here oh I got one for you Suvi this is the perfect question that just came up on my timeline what are the reasons for people liking Subaru's is it because they are good cars or because they are unique and not commonly owned by others okay let me give you guys a little fun fact about Subaru's and this is no joke I'm not even making this up the Subaru Forester is basically a Subaru and Praiser as a wagon am I doing this right yeah yeah so when the Forester came out do you know that the Subaru Forester was actually marketed to lesbian women when it first came out into the United States I kid you not now if you're in the military you see Subaru's everywhere every single wear and praises of all different generations now no grandma and grandpa is driving in the appraiser as far as a legacy people who are outdoorsy drive legacies Foresters again same thing people that are outdoorsy I always see Subaru drivers as outdoors men outgoing people because they always have some sort of camping stuff on their truck on their car and all this other types of stuff but Subaru's are not as big as Toyota and Hondas Honda Toyota Nissan they are more of those than they are Subaru Subaru is not sold everywhere all right we build Subaru's here in the United States in Indiana but that's like the only place I know that build Subaru's you don't see a lot of them though they're not as big as the other three Japanese manufacturers but they're good but I heard what impresses they got this gasket issue that blows out with Subaru's Subi you might be able to confirm that with me you yourself drive one so maybe you know a little bit about shit blowing out head gaskets type deal I've always heard about Subaru's I don't know why but maybe there's some sort of truth to it I'm not sure all right now next question how did being completely shaven become such a thing I never understand that now some guys some guys Subaru are blowing straps yeah I guess I guess I've heard a lot about something blowing up in Subaru's I don't know what it is but the question here is how that being completely shaven becomes such a thing I'll never understand it some people like to be shaved some people like to be cleanly shaved some guys like that some women argue why guys like a clean shaving woman down there because they think that they have pedal tendencies some guys don't want to have to deal with going down there like they rolled the dice to jumanji and they have to go through the forest in the fucking woods and weeds to get to the treasure no guy not everybody wants to do that some guys just want to switch right there but you know again I'll read that in a second Subi says push too much power that when the engine block can handle hmm and then Mario you said better eat dinner day because they have to it's a cactus damn if you know somebody who should grow that fast that's crazy work all right now this woman missed out yeah she says and it's not a long answer you guys it comments are killing me down there um she said I started shaving my underarms and bikini lines shortly after puberty and it didn't take long before I decided to go fully bare down there um I've always hated body here so I've tried everything from shaving and waxing to epulating and IPL's which have been fantastic to me for me being completely shaven isn't just about how it looks it's about how it feels I love the smoothness and the clean feeling it's so much more comfortable and adds to my sense of being feminine plus I think it looks nicer too hey some of you guys like it shave down there some of you guys don't some guys like exploring the wilderness others don't like it so I mean it it's hit a miss me personally I don't know it doesn't matter to me hey really don't if you like your lady shaving that's great if you don't that's fine um what the fuck out of yo this guy somebody asked this question said I am suspicious that my neighbor may be a closeted gay man what should I do why does it matter what the fucking neighbors are doing look see I don't care what my neighbors are doing if they want to have a CC's pizza orgy party or if they want to sit there and have a spongebob marathon watching scene then that's on them but why is this guy so upset and curious about this closeted gay man maybe he gay too I don't know let's see somebody has a question they said okay Christian says okay this is serious stuff so you have to listen carefully and follow my action plan to the letter okay listen number one mind your own fucking business number two rinse and repeat why I don't understand I need to read another answer he put him in his place I guess I was like the number one answer to that question because again the guy is wondering why his neighbor there's a closeted gay man maybe he's closeted too or maybe he's just curious you know maybe trying to figure out you know how can I get into this oily beef or something like that I don't know um so Joe says funnily enough his neighbor just posted a question saying I am suspicious that my neighbor might be a closeted asshole what should I do oh what the fuck listen leave your neighbors alone all right as long as they ain't doing anything to harm kids or whatever leave them alone all right if what what they do in their house sexually is whatever all right if you're one of those old-school cats maybe that's what it is I don't know but again like just mind your business man listen life's too short to be worried about certain shit like that as long as they're not coming in my house doing crazy shit whatever all right now I hear the good question very short straight to the point do you prefer feminine women guys that is down there because look like I got mostly guys watching this for some reason right now do you prefer feminine women or do you prefer women that put your legs behind your head I don't know uh this woman said for what exactly I am a woman I don't know what the fuck that is but some guys actually like a woman that's a little bit butch all right that kind of is demanding some guys like that I don't know why but again there's different tastes for everybody and of course there's dudes that like feminine women again shoot his preference shoot his preference all right next question hmm let me see what are some reasons a part of my ass for space all right we read something like that I don't want to hear it again what the fuck all right I got one I got one I who's Julian Foster I have no idea who Julian Foster is at all but that is wild that that picture Julian Foster is I'm gonna leave that one alone all right next question I don't know I don't know people join from everywhere man I have no idea all right yo dude I don't know I don't know anyway next question do you cover your privates in the locker room all right military people you guys know basic training not to but pause there is no divider everybody's in the open base shower did you cover your shit when you were in the shower and basic training or you just like rush oh that remind me that motherfucker oh man rush if you're if you're watching this man just know I'm never gonna forget never forget never forget but not if you're in the locker room this could be basic training the gym whatever do you just let it free flow like let it hang out and shit like hey I am man or you know did you cover it up and yes some basic training places had private separate showers this is true yes when I went it was all open it was all open there were dudes that went even shower until late at night because they didn't want to be in there with all the other dudes you tucked it away I don't know I don't even want to know how you tucked it away never mind all right somebody didn't answer this question though all right yeah that's a good one yeah just listen if you go in the shower real quick if you go in the shower just stay focused to the fucking wall that's it just stay focused don't look your left don't look your right just stay focused on the prize your prize is washing your ass that's your prize that's it and yes some people this shower in their boxes yes they did all right now shirtless lifestyle answer that question again that question where's your boyfriend today why isn't he with you I don't know what the fuck you talking about but uh is that I don't know anyway that question do you cover your privates in the locker room this person said no not really if I'm in the locker room I tend to get naked to go to the shower take my towel with me but I don't hide anything as I have nothing to hide all the guys have penises some large some small I am fortunate enough to be slightly larger than average but that's not the reason if people want to look then they can but I have nothing to be ashamed of exactly you just go in and that's it that's all you do you just go in you don't don't focus on other guys all right don't look left don't look right but know this to be true somebody is looking at you this is true somebody is looking at you I remember when we were in Europe recently they had an open shower with these small little dividers but the weird thing about this shower was that right on the opposite side of it there was a sauna now you couldn't really see who was in the sauna but they could see everybody taking a shower in the shower bay and there will always be that one dude in the phone on his phone in the sauna and you'll be that one one guy taking a shower yo it felt like somebody was always looking at you through the sauna the shit creeped me out sometimes I didn't even want to take a shower unless like if somebody was in that sauna I would not be like no I don't know because they could be looking at you they could be sitting there pretending to get their their sauna on but at the same time they're looking at you giving you the diddy bop bop that that's it that that's probably what they because probably what they're doing in it they could be taking pictures of you I never trusted anyone that went in that sauna with their phone that to me creep me out on what the fuck they were doing but I tell you right now if I find a picture of me on some Eastern European magazine of some sorts or website I'm finding somebody I'm finding someone all right let me see how much time I got I got 15 minutes I'm probably going to get away with maybe two more questions and I'm done I'm done I told you saunas are wild sweaty basketballs on the wood pause a yo pause so god um let's be mature for one second all right um would you allow your wife to have an affair no why would I allow that that's okay so let me ask you guys would you give your wife or husband a pass for one week would you give your wife or husband a pass she said no this woman will kill me she's Puerto Rican and she know where all the goddamn knives are she I will never get a pass but would you give your your wife or husband a pass but one week you know how crazy that sound now let's say you do that turn around and now this person your wife is running off with this dude to Estonia for the rest of their life no I'm not asking for no fucking pass man hell no no no no now this person did answer somebody answered that question again the question is would you allow your wife to have an affair this person said wife just spent first week with new boyfriend came home late last night and was exhausted tired to get some details and she said we will talk about it in the morning tired to get um tried to get some and she was way too sore whoa oh god fat I'm gonna read that last part again because um this is why you don't allow your spouse to having a family read that again wife just spent the first weekend with a new boyfriend came home late last night and was exhausted he tried to get some details and she said we'll talk about it in the morning then he tried to get some from her and she was too sore can't wait until I hear the details brother she is too sore say these three letters with me please be be see guy you might as well be fucking divorced your mind will be divorced it's over if she's coming home sore it is over just just inlet shrimp and don't don't don't don't even worry about it she's taking care of this is why you don't let your person that you with have a pass or an affair because there's always going to be somebody bigger better financially set or just more satisfying more comforting that's risky work I did I did an episode on um I did an episode on swinging the open relationships again some people think that all right hold on recommendation drinking podcast stream with the wife dude I've been trying to get her on the show to drink I've been trying I've been trying I'm working on it um but again this here swinging and stuff some people say swinging work for their relationship others it's hit or miss I don't know I know some people who are swingers I know people who are swingers and it worked for them just fine there's there's mutual understanding and rules but rules are sometimes meant to be broken and in that case that is very dangerous work all right let me see how much time I got I might get away with two more questions it's like I don't even want to get off but again I have only I only have a little bit of time they only give me an hour they're gonna give me like a countdown in like a few minutes um let me see um trying to find something interesting um all right no not that one what is it like all right here's the next question what is it like living the life of a sissy someone actually asked that question I kid you're not and there's an answer to this shit um what is it like living the life of a sissy all right subi says how do you only have an hour but fools who act like ai have forever you know honestly I just started streaming on TikTok so I think it depends on how much support I get from the show how many likes followers I guess they give you more time as you get more people I'm not sure I think that's the reason so the question is what is it like to live the life of a sissy this is one I absolutely could answer this is my somebody named ghost says this is one I absolutely cannot answer I appreciate your question but I would not have any idea I come from a place of honor and self-respect I am a samurai of old paladin still walk the earth and I am one of them bro what do you think this is fucking ghost is a streamer just answer the question um they may be a couple hundred of us on the planet but we are still here and we try to lead by example and help where we can and when we can this guy is deep I feel like he sleeps in the forest and he does Pilates and Tai Chi in the middle of the forest with a bunch of raccoons and shit guys deep he thinks he's also a samurai but listen if you live in the life of a sissy whatever a sissy may be you ain't gonna get very far you're gonna get punched around or whatever I don't know sometimes you just got to get up grow a pair and keep it moving don't be a sissy and no I'm not living in that life the life of a samurai I'm a old man man who knows I might I'm think it's starting to become a little bit more chill but I'm not living that life of a sissy though absolutely no oh no a sissy come on man all right um oh wow um hey we got a question I'm probably gonna let this be the last one and I'm gonna just run with it my husband left me for a 19 year old woman what should I do Dennis answer the question by saying uh this reminds me of an old joke a 57 year old man leaves his wife for a 19 year old woman what does his wife do as she is 57 years old herself she took a 19 year old male for her lover when her husband asked what she was thinking she replied simple math 19 goes into 57 more than 57 going to 19 oh yeah that's a nasty dirty math joke um that seems to be the thing where guys get older they go for something younger and younger guys go for something older there's always this weird imbalance you know guys tend to go for something younger because in some cases they can manipulate younger women they're more fertile they're more outgoing and again they can get over on certain shit easy versus let's say the guy's 57 years old he's dating someone around his age who's more life experience ain't taking too much of that bullshit knows the bullshit sees the signs guy that age I want to deal with that so of course they're gonna go with something younger but that's actually an interesting joke all right I promise you this is the last one what did you say yes women do older women go for younger dudes too yes this is true now she wants to be part of this show that way I'm gonna get a second mic and the headset she will be part of this show all right one more question and I'm wrapping this up I'm wrapping it up I'm done let me see I don't even know how much time I got fucker that like seven minutes I think I don't know gills yes everybody loves gills to a point you know they also can take the teeth out of their mouth so that helps a little bit so that's why I like people like gills you know it's like a you figure it out all right next what um let's see oh I don't think this is true oh gum jobs yeah last question I promise why do all men always cheat on girls common misconception not all guys cheat you know how like they say all black guys cheat not all black guys cheat but not all guys cheat either take the dentures out yeah whoo you got a keeper and she's got a pension and yes this is a female I'm pretty sure that's probably writing this question I'm not sure why do all men always cheat on girls this is not the case people not all men cheat that's like saying all women cheat not all women cheat either everybody like with men and women cheat but not all that's that's it I think I did an episode on cheating a while ago I'm pretty sure I did um let's see next question you know I got one more it's like I don't want to end this but I'm at some point I got to live my life I got to I got to end it I got I got not end my life but no I got to end the show um let's see hmm all right last question I'm pretty sure this is it no no no not this question not this one um let me see come on give me something let me go I'm going to this page the adult content page I'm gonna see what question they got cooking up on here today because again I told you there are different pages for questions all right Subi says I think people cheat because they're too afraid to just leave the current relationship or missing some absolutely absolutely a lot of people are afraid of what they know and they are afraid to experience something new because maybe there are things that they could get away with in the current relationship that you can't get away with in the new relationship I that's absolutely true all right um what is another question all right I got I got one and I'm done and I think this is it for me how much do women enjoy peeing on their man and having him pee on her body too just for the erotic fun of it yo are kelly you see what you just did here I'm sorry but there are couples that like peeing on each other for some reason it's just I don't know why sex is supposed to be something beautiful this is not beautiful this is I know right this is a question someone asked in the adult content page I'm telling people I challenge you to go on this website kora q-u-o-r-a the warm sensation of ammonia I guess man I guess I guess some people like to feel like a little tea cup and and what hot tea poured on them I guess that's what it is but what the fuck man I know who enjoys this shit who who is doing this who is asking this who's asking this stuff oh my god somebody answer the question Sammy says oh this could be so much fun the amount of erotic fun it adds is amazing here are just a few examples and then there's a blurred picture I ain't fucking open in it I'm done I'm done I told you people I do this every Friday this is a thing and yeah this is a thing people do this shit all the time on core where they ask all these crazy questions and stuff like that and it's just it's fucking mind boggling I don't know I mean all right real quick before I go give me some suggestions in the chat or what I should talk about I always got something to write when I read these things I remember what a lot of you tell me in terms of what I should say in the next episode tomorrow they may or may not be in the next episode again it depends you guys know where I'm at you'll get the notification now on the weekends I tend to do an episode early in the morning but I'm gonna like kind of shift that no she'll be at work unfortunately she'll be at work in the morning so just be me but I will get her at some point but I'm gonna shift gears in the morning to push a little bit more towards the afternoon depending because I know a lot of you guys ain't up in the morning watching this shit who's watching streams at seven eight o'clock in the morning probably not used so I'm gonna shift a little bit more a little bit more into the day maybe the nighttime on the weekends and of course if I do shows on the weekdays it's usually after work anyway after three o'clock four o'clock well my case five o'clock so yeah but um drinking drinking stream while playing board games I don't know that you know I've never seen anybody do that like streaming entire board game like do you know how long monopoly will be maybe trouble or something maybe we might like stream on trouble and some shit it's not a bad idea it's honestly not but um yeah I don't know this is something I probably might look into but hey keep hitting the like button guys you know it's funny I don't even think I've seen that timer warning on my page I'm already like 58 minutes it might cut off I'm not sure but I didn't get that timer clock maybe I did and I didn't see it I don't know so is um if it if it up rough if it oh wait wait hold on I think it did give me the uh let me see here uh I think it did give me that timer thing because I had to do a little puzzle shit anyway that's a good one best worst movies uh let's see if it does keep going let's see I don't know it gave me that little puzzle thing I had to move over if the feed cuts off people that means that my time is up on there but let's see if it goes celebrity clones yes I know Adam Sandler has a shitload of clones of people that look just like him that's absolute truth um so yeah that that's uh best worst movies that was actually going to be like yesterday's episode I was going to get like some of the worst sequels you know inspired by the Joker 2's terrible performance I was going to get that um do that as well some of the most terrible secrets oh secrets of Hollywood oh yeah absolutely I was watching this documentary on Matthew Perry who passed away last year and shit like that but secrets of Hollywood shit like the pizza party thing yeah pizza gate yeah all that shit that that right there absolutely um let's see it's still going oh wait home I just hit an hour on my audio so I guess it's still getting I'm still going I'm still going oh man I could have read a couple more questions yeah I couldn't wear yeah it's an hour it let me keep going it did this little puzzle thing where I had to match the piece and then yeah now the longest episode I've done was an hour and five minutes and here I am let's do a few more yeah let's fucking do a few more questions I'm down with it I'm down with it let's let me refresh this because I went through like half this page already this may very well be the longest episode ever remember hour and five minutes I did one episode no other episode has come close to going over that but again like again it's very rare that I do episodes this long but this is TikTok now but you know normally in half hour 45 minutes is what keep a lot of people's attention when it comes to podcast I became across episodes shows that went for two hours I can't imagine listening to a podcast for two hours I can't imagine um all right let me see we got some new questions here what the fuck all right I got one I don't even know yeah Joe Rogan shit is like four three the four five hours but it's Joe Rogan he's got in fact his podcast is the number one podcast in the country Joe Rogan no one is touching Joe Rogan right now no one I inspire to be him someday all right I got a crazy question for you guys since we uh since we got a little extra time this person asked how can I ask my dad to help me shave down there I'm afraid he will judge me bitch I'm judging you right now why would you ask your dad to do that what I sometimes I sometimes question the the the these questions sometimes I don't know if some people just type this shit the bullshit but I feel like in this day and age this is someone asking this question legitimately um that's a good question let me let me how can I ask my dad to help me shave down there I'm afraid he will judge me okay see yeah you're right this could be kind of thrown out of text because let's just say let's let's get into a situation real quick she doesn't have her mom and it's gonna be kind of hard for that like that's a known for shaving but shaving down there with those with her equipment is different in a sense um but let's just let's just get our heads out of the gun let's just say she doesn't have her mom oh shit oh damn it I think my life just went off I think my life just went off oh let's see yeah I think my life just went off people I'm done here damn no I don't agree with this decision yeah so I guess TikTok really just gave me an hour to cut out I think that's it but anyway look I'm gonna wrap this show up but no let me finish this question real quick um this person by the name of Terry says it's between you both and if he's happy to do so makes a good makes for a good relationship my stepdaughter knowing I'm shaving smooth came to me and said she wanted to shave her area I was worried about the first time how to go about it um but yeah it looks like my life just went dead uh it says violation reasons misinformation how what the hell okay anyway look I'm gonna wrap this up I don't know what's going on but it said that it cut my feet out for misinformation I don't know what is with TikTok in these regulations I don't know um hmm damn it dude I'm really been booted off I can't believe this anyway thanks for listening to the podcast we'll do this again some other time um in the meanwhile it looks like I'm not on TikTok now for a little bit so it looks like I'll be doing this again at least the audio version for a bit all right so hey thanks for listening to the podcast and we will do this again some other time in the meanwhile have a good weekend we'll do this again next time peace out