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State of the Union Address; Republican Response; Ask Dr. Jesse Friday
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Joe Biden getting in trouble for the Lake and Riley calling her murder an illegal can nurses even the lefty kinds be kind. Would I take over as some sort of a cabinet member to deport illegals pizza? Oh, that's so much more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly show. Obviously, we're going to begin here. Last night was the state of the union address. Here is a little bit of what you heard last night. I'm having difficulty controlling the bottom of my life. Joe Biden. I don't know what drug cocktail they injected into old Papa Joe in the White House before they wheeled him into the state of the union address. But my goodness, Joe dial it down a couple notches for me, pal. If you're at it 11, I need you at least like me. Now I'm going to speak the NRA again. I'm demanding to ban on us all weapons and high capacity magazine past universal background checks. None of this, none of this, I taught the second amendment for 12 years. None of this violates the second amendment or vilifies responsible gun owners. Calm down, Joe. Look first asked Dr. Jesse question, dear Oracle, what do you suppose the doctors gave him before his speech to enable him to deliver such a spirited oration? Okay, let me let me explain a couple things. He's actually this is a serious thing. I'm not just joking, but I noticed it. You noticed it. I did the I watched it live. And then I did a post state of the union show for TV. And I knew we were going to be talking about it today. And it was one of those things that was so noticeable that while I was watching it live, my phone was blowing up because I was here at the studio watching it live. My phone was blown up by all the people in my life. I bet I had 10 text messages during the speech saying some version of why is he shouting? Is he shouting? Hey, is he being a little too loud? What's going on? Okay, well, let me explain what's going on in a way that helps me understand it. And this is a way that's probably going to make every doctor listening cringe because I'm definitely not one. I just act like one on Friday, but it's the best way I can explain it having talked to a friend who tried to explain it to me. Have you ever had no sleep or had very little sleep? Hey, Chris, you got a new baby ever had very little sleep? And then have you ever in response to that overcompensated trying to get yourself awake and ready by having too much coffee or I realized energy drinks are a big thing today. Maybe you down to a couple red bowls or who knows what I mean? Yeah, you drop the Red Bull in your triple cappuccino and you had too much caffeine. I don't know if that's ever happened to you. I certainly would have never been that irresponsible wink, wink. But well, that was a lie. It has happened to me. And there are a laundry list, the reasons for this, but I am not pleasant to be around in that situation. The combination of my brain being tired and foggy with injecting all those stimulants into my body. Yeah, it may get me through the day, right? It may get me through. I got to drive the kids to practice or do a show or say it may get me through it. But I'm not going to be pleasant or content or joyful. Your body doesn't respond well to the lack of sleep. And then you compound that by dumping in a bunch of chemicals of some kind. Okay, that's you or that's me with an extra cup of coffee in four hours asleep. The president of the United States of America has something mentally, whether it's all timers or dementia or whatever it is. Everyone knows it. Everyone can see it. Everyone who's had any experience with this in their lives. And I have can see it a mile away. And here's what happens with these people. This is why there was so much shouting last night. It was all the time. It was an entire time having difficulty controlling them. We're going to get to the GOP response in a little bit. But the reason is people who go through that, if they have to, if they have to get up for something, bringing them to a place where mentally they can get through an hour long speech on national television can be very difficult and very dangerous. And frankly, it's difficult to land that plane. Here's what I mean. Let me do explain. If you have, let's say it's your mother, I hope it never is your mother, father, grandma, someone like that going through dementia or Alzheimer's. Oftentimes they will be on various medications, just trying to kind of even them out and get them through the day. It's just the way it works a lot. But if you're trying to get the president of the United States of America prepared for a speech like that, well, you're not just trying to get him through the day, you know, through meal time or family night or whatever it is, whatever that person in your life's going through, he needs to perform. So what you have to do is you have to take a dementia patient or Alzheimer's or whatever it is that he has. I don't know. And you have to not just get him chemically existing. You have to get him chemically performing, meaning you have to bring him up. He is sundowning. That's why you never see him give speeches at night, let alone long speeches at night. He's not able to do so. That's when he deteriorates the most. So you have to take Joe from when he's normally at 5% and you've got to get him at 95% and you've got to keep him there for an hour. That's the real danger for team Biden and his medical team. It's not that like you just have to rev him up for five minutes and you let him get through a quick presser and then leave. He has to stand there on camera and perform for an hour and you can't go out there and have an intermission and juice him up with some other things 20 minutes into it when you see him fade. What I'm saying is even though he would undoubtedly have access to the greatest doctors in the world, it's possible. And I would argue probable that even the greatest doctors in the world cannot thread that needle. They can't land that plane in a storm. When Joe has mentally deteriorated to the point he's obviously deteriorated to, it's probably not possible to chemically bring him up, keep him up for an hour while also keeping him understandable and sounding like a normal human being. It's why you heard so much about my secretary of agriculture knows more about this than anybody I know. What? They had him so juiced up on who knows what? I don't know what they put in him. They had him so juiced up on who knows what in the beginning that he couldn't control his shouting and he just kept shouting more and more and he was probably, and this is actually really sad, he was probably legitimately angry. I've seen this before when you have people going through this mentally, they get angry anyway. It's one of the sad parts about it. You get emotional, you'll lash out, you rage anyway, you try to ramp someone up like that on chemicals, you're going to make it even worse. It was really, it was sad to watch and that's also why he started to fade so bad, it was noticeable about a half hour, 40 minutes into it. It went from a lot of this to a lot of it and that's why I've had a pain to me. It was clear that the juice was running out and look, it was bad. It's bad. It's not as if the contents of the speech, which we'll discuss, we're going to play some clips and things like that, but it's not as if the contents of the speech were shocking. We came on here last night and I told you exactly what it was going to be, didn't I? Then I tell everyone it was going to be, it's going to sound much more like a partisan democrat speech like someone trying to get the democrat nomination versus someone trying to win the general election. I told you it was going to be very political, very nasty, very divisive and obviously everyone noticed that. I mean, gosh, this is CNA. This is the 36th of these for me. State of the unions or presidential addresses at the beginning, first one being 1989. Never heard one so political. Never heard one that is such a campaign speech. Yeah. And you know why? We don't have to go over it again. Told you why that was going to happen last night. I told you it was going to happen. I told you why it was going to happen. That was a big speech aimed at trying to hold his domestic base together, hold his voting coalition together. Did it work? Probably not. We'll touch on a couple other things that happened during it along with some asked Dr. Jesse questions. 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They have the highest quality I've ever seen in my life. Choc.com. C H O Q dot com promo code Jesse. Look, you heard last night. Keep your mind right. All right. We'll be back. It is the Jesse Kelly show on an ass. Dr. Jesse Friday. There are so many questions, so many great things to get to. And we're going to get to these things. But first, let's finish up this state of the union stuff really quickly. Okay. So it was bad. It was, it was bad. It was partisan. It was uncomfortable. It was a lot of shouting. It would none of it was surprising. I told you all that was coming. The anger, the angst, the division, the, the only appealing to the hardcore left base. I told you all that was coming. There was an interesting moment. You remember, we had that conversation last night and we didn't come to an answer, a conclusion on it. I don't know the answer, but heckling the president during the state of the union, that's normally something we kind of shy away from or dislike. But it's something that happens now. They hickle our guy. We heckle their guy. Are you comfortable with that? Do you like it? You know, personally, I wouldn't do it. But I kind of like it. Do we have people who do do it? Because clearly it's effective. It's been effective for them. And so Marjorie Taylor Greene, she was, of course, that one. She would be that one. And the House of Representatives starts yelling about Lincoln or Laken Riley. Joe Biden then goes on as I just did to call her Lincoln Riley as you'll hear. But heckling Joe about it was something he saw coming and he went off script and didn't handle it well. Here was the moment. It's been talked about a lot today. It's not about him. It's not about me. I'd be a winner, not really. I, Lincoln, Lincoln Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal. That's right. But how many of thousands of people being killed by legal? To her parents, I say, my heart goes out to you having lost children myself. I understand. Okay, let's be honest. We asked the question last night. Are you supportive of that kind of thing or not? Whether it makes you or I personally uncomfortable to do it. Let's just be frank about this. It worked. Joe Biden, because of that heckling at the state of the union, lost control of himself, went completely off script, completely off script, really got discombobulated there. No one even knows what he's talking about at the end. Yeah, she was killed by an illegal, but that doesn't compare to the to the thousands of the, but what was he talking about there? No one even knows what he was talking about, but it screwed him up badly enough. He had to acknowledge it, acknowledge it on camera. It threw him off script. It even made the communist super mad today because he used that word, illegal, who's been the guy on the radio telling you to stop calling them migrants that they do that for a purpose. Thanks, Nancy, for proving me, right? No, you should have said undocumented, but that's not a big thing. Okay. You should have said undocumented. Representative Delia Ramirez came out. She's equally upset with classifying people as illegal. You hear what she said there? You know what she said there? Listen to me. Listen. She was complaining about him calling them illegal. Remember how we talk about language? No. Why does the language matter to the communist? President goes off script calls him an illegal. Why would that bother it? Why would that bother them to the point where it is? Look, it's not like just these two. I could run a three hour show tonight talking about all the lefties complaining about Joe Biden saying illegal. Why does it bother them? Language matters to the communists because the communists relies on deception at all times. He is always deceiving, always deceiving, always deceiving. If he's talking, he's lying. He's always deceiving. So he understands that he can't ever just be honest. He can't tell you just what he wants or what he's feeling because what he wants and what he's feeling is horrific and you will reject him. Therefore, he must become the master of language. He has to stop and think and choose the correct words. Otherwise, he'll screw up and tell you the truth. That's why the communist is so focused on language, language, language, the language they use, they use it for a reason. They use it because it's intended to deceive. That's why the president and the United States of America screwing up, going off script and being honest for once created an immediate response from the left. It was, oh my gosh, the president, he just, what's he doing? He's being honest. It's not about him. It's not about me. I'd be a winner. Not really. Hi. Lincoln, Lincoln Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal. Oh my gosh, he can't say that. Also, her name is Lincoln Riley. Lincoln Riley is actually the head football coach for the USC Trojans. And if he's passed on, I mean, rest in peace, Lincoln. Headball coach for USC. Gone too soon. Anyway, let's discuss the GOP response, shall we, before we get to that? We talked about it last night, the Federal Bureau of Investigation with DHS creating files on American citizens. This is courtesy of the House Oversight Committee. This is not Internet conspiracy stuff. We know this now. Monitoring your purchases, monitoring your social media account, tracking you, watching you. That is your federal government now. That's not some movie that exists right now. What have you done to protect yourself, to protect your data, to protect your information, not just from criminals, but from the criminals in the government, from the corporations who are listening. Where's your cell phone sitting right now? Where's your laptop sitting? Every single electronic device like that in your life hooked up to a network needs to sit in a silent bag when it is not in use. SLNT, they are patented signal blocking Faraday bags for everyday devices, like smartphones and laptops, protect your freaking self from these people. 15% off plus free shipping on qualifying orders at slnt.com/jessie. It's pronounced silent, but slnt.com/jessie. Get your stuff in a silent bag. All right. All right, the GOP response, such as it was next. It is the Jesse Kelly show on an Ask Dr. Jesse Friday. We're going to get to those here in just a moment about the GOP response in state of the union stuff. And there's so much I want to get to tonight. I want to remind you, you can email the show during the show, Jesse at jessiekellyshow.com. All right. Now, let's let's do this. Before we talk about Senator Katie Britt and the GOP response last night, first, you should understand I'm going to make fun of it. Second, you should understand that I don't have any overwhelming animosity towards Katie Britt, but I'm also not a huge fan, you're not near far right enough for me. I just don't know her. So this is not whatever I say, it's just going to be because I'm immature and it makes you and me laugh. It's not for any other reason. So now that I put those things out there, I'm also going to make a big fat excuse for probably shouldn't, but I'm going to make an excuse for we we think people we see on television in the various roles people, people get on television. We consider these people to be at least trained professionals who are at ease with what they do. Don't wait. Isn't that your instinct? Like, when you go to a concert, let's say that's making about music. When you go to a concert, maybe it wouldn't be your thing. Maybe you be terrified, but the musician, whoever it was, who was the last musician you saw, Hank Williams Jr. I just took my wife to Hank Williams Jr. the other night. We went out and saw Hank. Hank Williams Jr. Here he is. Season professional. He's in his 70s. Been singing forever. This huge crowd was there, but he didn't have any nerves. He certainly didn't look like he had any nerves. Totally chilled out. Do you have any idea how many musicians have almost crippling stage fright? You know that Van Morrison, Van the Man, had crippling stage fright. Used to talk about how he just wanted to die backstage so we wouldn't have to go out on stage and perform. Let's talk about our politicians as well. We assume because these people are always giving speeches somewhere that they're at ease at all times when they're on camera. But let me just say this. There is a world of difference. If you're Katie Britt from the amount of publication and eyeballs you've had on you before, to being the girl, you are the woman. It is your job to give the GOP response and the country, the politically interested people anyway, the country will be watching. And so maybe that's giving her too much leniency. But I don't know what this was last night, but it was the most over the top forced lifetime movie channel response I've ever heard in my entire life. What is this? This is the United States of America, and it is pastime, in my opinion, that we start acting like it. President Biden's border policies are a disgrace, this crisis. President Biden's border policies. What is that? What is that? There's war. I never could have imagined what my story would entail. To think about what the American dream can do across just one generation in just one lifetime. It's truly breathtaking. Okay, so here's the deal. I think that the GOP did what they normally do, and that's take somebody who's talented and maybe overcoached them to the point that they kind of ruined the whole thing. Katie Brit, I've heard her speak before. Again, I'm not a huge fan. I'm not an enemy, but she's a very good speaker, very eloquent, very charming. That person last night was trying to do some sort of special woman's outreach that ended up coming across so over the top and bad. And look, I will say this as well. Katie Brit is a dime. And here's the thing about dimes. Fellows know this and all the dimes listening, they'll deny it, but they all know it too. Every single one of you dimes knows this is true. The greatest weapon, the most dangerous powerful weapon on the planet is a dime, acting upset, not angry, but acting sad in some way. Look, my wife has mastered this. She understands this. She understands that if I come home and she wants to, she wants to put in hardwood floors, which she kind of wants to do. She wants to put hardwood floors in the house. And I say, no, it's too expensive. She understands if you start screaming at me, that's the wrong way to go about that. But she also understands that if she was just to use the Katie Brit voice, it's a chassis. You don't understand how hard the carpet is making it for. This is the United States of America. And it is pastime, in my opinion, that we start acting like it. President Biden's border policies are a disgrace. She see, I just need the hardwood floors. She knows that'll break me down. So maybe that's what she was going for. Either way, let me explain something to the GOP. Let me explain something. People are dying for strength in leadership right now. And even the ones who aren't dying for that, it's what they need. What we need from you is to be strong. And we need you to be leaders. I don't need empathetic wine, mom, telling me about how hard it is, and trying to act really, really upset because she wants the hardwood floors in the house. I need lying. I need leader. I need the one who's going to take on the communists. That's what I need. That's what the country needs. Hey, look, everyone saw it. I mean, my whole all my emails today, they're all this Jesse. Please tell me you're going to talk about the worst rebuttal in the history of the GOP. I could not believe what I was watching. My wife was even blown away. They put some crybaby woman to talk to us like we were in kindergarten almost tearing up every sentence. There's your commercial for chalk for women. You might need to send her some. Look, it was bad. It was bad. The whole thing, the whole thing reminded me of this. Here's another little bit of the Katy Britt response from last night. You had me at hello. You had me at hello? Here's another little bit of it. Man, that's GOP response was powerful. Hi, I'm Sarah McLachlan. Will you be an angel for a helpless animal? Every day innocent animals are abused, beaten and neglected. All right, shut up, focus. We have to talk about other stuff. Now, let's do say this. Kareem Nicow, I believe is how you say his last name. He is one of the brave Marines who gave his life in Afghanistan, one of the 13 who died there. And he should understand something. His brother committed suicide at his grave site. I think this is about last year. And the father of those two men. In case you're wondering who was doing the shouting at some point in time, it was hard to hear. And we heard there was a man doing a lot of shouting. And they arrested him. And it turns out he was the father of those two. I hear what here it was. America is safer today than when I took office. Year before I took office, murder is enough. 30%. 30% they went up. The biggest increase in history. It was then through my American rescue plan, which every American voted against I mad at. Yeah, it was uncomfortable. Because that was a father in pain. And I so respect that man. Because think, think about what that man goes through every day. Think of the anger. Think of the hatred, having essentially two of your sons taken away from you. No human being has ever earned the right to shout at the president. More than that human being was after what happened to his son. So say a prayer for that man support him. Anyway, we can. What can you do? Right? What can you do? All right, let's move on. We have many, many, many other things. Some guy wants to know are they're good ones. Why are they so bold about injecting their politics even at work? In fact, let's talk about that specifically next. Before we talk about that, you probably also heard last night a whole lot of talks about spending as in, we're going to do all a lot of it. In fact, there's nothing we can't do. We're going to invest in this. They always call it invest in. We're going to invest in this. We're going to tax you into the ground. Of course, we're going to be building ports and gas station leading international efforts to get more humanitarian assistance to Gaza. Tonight, I'm directing the US military to lead an emergency mission to establish a temporary peer in the Mediterranean on the coast of Gaza. Oh, wonderful. What money are we using for that? There's no money. They spent all of our money. It's all gone. Get ahold of Oxford gold group before the bubble pops. Get ahold of Oxford gold group because we should all be acting as if these people are trying to destroy the value of our money because they are gold, silver. The only thing these people can't destroy the value of call 833 995 gold and Oxford will mail you some. They'll get it in your retirement account. You can trust these guys. These are my people and have been for a very long time. 833 995 gold. We'll be back. It is the Jesse Kelly show on an Ask Dr. Jesse Friday. Remember, if you missed any part of the show, you can download the whole thing on iHeartGoogle, Spotify, iTunes, old President Boopy Pants had this message too for the tranny. I want to protect fundamental rights. Pass the Equality Act. And my mission to change into America. I have your back. That's right, trannies. He's right behind you. Dear Jesse, I own a small business and I try to never discuss politics with my clients. Since I live in New York, a majority of them are liberal Democrats and I, on the other hand, am not insane. Since we are not on the same page politically, I've noticed many of my clients feel the need to inject their political views in casual, non-political conversation. They say irreverent, snarky things about Trump with no justification. On the other hand, a few intelligent conservative clients don't force their opinions on me. Why do you think that is? All right. Let's talk about this because there's a couple different reasons for it. First, the basis of what we believe. And when I say we, I'm, I'm lumping in everyone on the right. I understand you and I, the chances we see eye to eye on everything are about zero and we shouldn't. But in general, what you believe is this, that freedom is good, that you as a human being, and again, we can argue a million different laws and things like that, but you believe that you should not be controlled by the government, that you should be able to live freely and make your own choices. That's what you believe, right? That at least summarizes in part what you believe, right? Well, here's why it seems like we're speaking a completely different language when it, when it comes to the communists. The communist doesn't believe that at all, in fact, the communist believes that your freedom is a threat to everyone. I used this example before, and it's a really stupid example. So I should never use it again, but nevertheless, visually, I like it. So we're going to go with it. I want you to picture a pack of wolves, right? There's a pack of wolves and the pack they move as a pack, think as a pack, eat as a pack, sleep as a pack that they are the pack of wolves, they are always together. And the pack of wolves knows that the strength of the pack is staying together. And they're so committed to staying together, that if there is ever a wolf that strays, let's say the pack is running towards an elk somewhere, and one of the wolves gets distracted by our rabbit runs in front of him, and he runs away from the pack. The rest of the pack will view that as being such a threat to the pack that they will then turn and attack and kill the wolf that left, they will kill any strays. And in their minds, they will justify it as being good for everyone as a whole. Your democrat friend, your communist coworkers, the people you work with, they do not believe in leaving you alone. Everyone must become part of the pack. And the more people who refuse or the more people who leave, it's a threat to everyone. It's a threat to the pack as a whole. And therefore, anyone who chooses to leave must be dealt with not as an individual, not as a free person who believes something different. Anyone who strays from it must be dealt with as a person who is now a clear and present danger to everybody involved. Here's a better example than the wolf pack thing, a space shuttle. We just had a space launch, right? Well, you know what happens up in space. If you open up the doors, right, you can't crack the windows for a draft or everyone in the space shuttle dies. Your liberal amp peggy, the people you work with, they're so willing to speak to you about their sick religion, because they in their minds, you with your freedom, you're at one of the shuttle doors in outer space, trying to figure out how to unseal it and get it open. They have to stop you by any means necessary, or you will doom everyone with your freedoms. That's how they look at things. That's why they can speak like this. That's why when they say things like this, it doesn't turn liberal amp peggy off. But now I'm going to speak the NRA again. I'm demanding to ban on a soil weapons and high capacity magazine. You hear that and you recoil in horror. Are you kidding me? I'm a free American. I have a right to these things. I have to defend myself. Who does this tyrant think he is liberal amp peggy looks at you and your rights as a threat to everything she loves. Therefore, anything that has to be done to get you to stop is justifiable in her mind. And that really leads me to the bigger point. Why is it that you have clients and the lefty clients? They'll bring it because this has happened a million times in my life. Your lefty clients will bring up politics. The righty clients will not. I've told you before about my neighbors. This is there aren't a lot of Democrats in our neighborhood, but everyone cringes when they show up at a neighborhood party. Why? Because we don't discuss politics. The second they get there. You see what Trump said? Can you believe this about abortion and everyone's all, oh my gosh, what is the deal? They're religious. I know I say that a lot. And maybe you think it's just a bit for radio or being over the top. Do I need to remind you that one of these people just set himself on fire in front of the embassy in Washington, D.C. and burnt himself to death. Non-religious people don't burn themselves to death. That's something religious people do. Religious zealots do that. You think your liberal aunt Peggy is a Democrat. You think she's a liberal. And Peggy is a devout follower of a religion. It is a sick demonic religion of destruction, but it is a religion nonetheless. Are you a Christian? You ever told somebody about Jesus? Oh, it's not the same thing to her. It is to her. It is the average Democrat in your life is religious. They probably profess to hate God. They do not. They have a religion. It's their sick one, but they have a religion. 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