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EP. 27 - Habanero Cheeks
- Yeah! - Yo, yo, yo, yo. - Well, let's do it. - What's going on, y'all? - What's happening? - That's Gucci. - That's a beautiful 27, man, it's been a minute. Hi, everybody, man, look out there! - How cute, grinding? - Same, trying to chill. - Right, yeah. - Working with no contract. Leave me what I'm talking about, you know? - I'm ready for it to be called, man. This has been a long summer. - Yeah, it's still 90 plus outside. How does it feel? - It's a shame, and it's a shame. - It's been October? - A couple of days, a couple of months. - These last couple of months of the year, you know they hit hard. - Yeah, it's starting to get cold outside. You got a boo for the winner, sure. - Oh, it's not really cold outside yet. (laughing) - No, let's get a little nippy out there. - We're still drafting. - Finding something to hold on to. - We're still drafting, it ain't a free agency, still, right now. - Okay, I feel it. Well, welcome back, y'all. Episode 27, we're gonna start. Will, you can talk, you can start whatever topic. I'm shooting from the hip, I don't even care. I'm just trying to be ponding you. - Yes, sir, I got wings pulled up. Let me share a screen, which I was talking about earlier, posted in the chat. - Okay, we can start with that, offer up. Let me set the scene for you. First date, link up with Shorty. Y'all, I mean, based on this post, I'm assuming they went to somewhere that has wings. So, let's say you're with the B-dubs. All right, you're with the B-dubs. She get the 16, she eat all 16. You're not gonna call her back. - See, the thing about the post is that don't say first date, it just says on A-D. - But can we assume? - I'm assuming it's the first, because if it's the second, third, fourth date, and you eat 16 weeks, I'm not gonna care. - First date, you care about 16 weeks? - I don't care about the first date, but yeah. - Me neither, that's kind of funny. I don't care how much you eat, to be honest. - No, if you're down a 50 piece, you're drawing on the first date. If you win the front of a stranger, you're playing her. - She might be a competitor? A competitor? - A competitive eater? I think you would know ahead of time, bro. - Double autondra. - How are you gonna know ahead of time? - I'm not gonna have no room to be eating. - It's on her IG, I don't know. I'm just saying, I don't think, I'm not gonna be sitting there looking at her plate until after the fact, we gonna be talking to Eaton. So at that point, it's not like I'm being like, "Damn, that's 15." - It's gonna be 10 weeks, baby. - I'm gonna be eating and talking, so I don't really. - I can understand if she made this version of herself, like she eats like a bird, or she's super demi-ore, and like, so-- - Well, everybody's demi-ore today. And like, you know, I'm not gonna eat that much around you, and if she killed 16 wings back to back in front of you, I can understand not calling her back for the dishonesty, but like, I don't think 16 is a draw in the mouth. I think like-- - They may be the little baby wings, you never know. - All right. - There's a lot of factors that play there. I mean, it could be by one, get one, Thursday. - She could be sick by one, get one, Monday. - Or she could have been like super hungry. I don't think-- - She could have been high in eight, them 16 wings? - Yeah. - You ate the whole day to eat. - 16 wings, half of pizza, and you had dessert, and then after the day you talk about, "Oh, let's go somewhere else." Like, dust, draw. - I mean, was she licking her fingers from the sauce? Like, all of these things make a difference. - The keeper of Bean, I would judge you if you use blue cheese more so than if you ate 16 wings. (laughing) - Yeah, I mean, I just think of that sea. I just think of Terry Crew and White Chicks, when he was like, "Dame, Tony, you can really fit it away." (laughing) - For real. - I'll have a salad, or perhaps I'll have a salad. - Yeah, perhaps not. - Perhaps not. - Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna pay attention during the meal to your eating. I'm just gonna, when I'm done eating, I'm gonna be like, "All right, we need two boxes, right?" And then I'm the only one getting a box. That's gonna feel a little bit weird. - Yeah, word, word. - Okay, now here, see, 'cause I'm starting to get picky. If you take a boxes away, if this is a date that's like rolling into another date, and you're taking little boxes to go, okay. I'm not judging you, but it is like, you're taking a box? - I feel so bad for society today. We've really, we've just been shorty for eating wings. - I'm not. - We said 16 of them things. So I guess the first question is, how many wings can you eat? - More than 16, if I wanted. - So I think you're good, then. - Yeah. - If they out eat people in wings, that's one of them. - And there's no context. - Yeah. - Did the wings come with fries? Did it come with fries? - That's what I was just about to say. I was like, "Hold on, though, if we're clean." - If you ate 16 wings, then you had a pound of fries on the side. And I don't judge you, but I am gonna look. - It's more embarrassing if you had 16 wings and you suck in the bone marrow out front. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you cracking the bones out. - You know that wing that wings mean, would it be like pick your number, one, two, three, four, five? - Yeah, how do you eat your chicken? - If you eat 16 fives, you want it. - Yeah, exactly. If you're eating them and crushing them like that, and you chewing up the bones, and you're eating the bones to pick your teeth, are you starving? - Be like, "Surety, do you need help?" (laughs) - You need some money. - You eatin' gristle on the first date? Oh, gristle on the first date. - That's just not cool. That's not polite to do in front of anyone. - And are the wings wet? Pause, 'cause if they're wet wings and you eat 16, and you've got, you suck trying to pile it up. - I mean, I think, if you want all the different sauce flavors, you gotta get at least five for a flavor. So if you tryin' to sample some stuff, you need at least 15 minutes. - I mean, when you get the 15, you get three flavors, just 10. - See, that's already 15, 20. But for me, I would say once I clear 10 wings, know that there will not be any sexual connectedness at this time. Once I clear 10, if I'm pickin' and, you know, just takin' a little nibble here, a little nibble there, that's because I have already planned to, you know, in the evening, in-- - Eat the other bone, gristle? - But, but if I clear 10 wings, that 11th wing, you better be, like, puttin' my hand down, like, hold on, 'cause once we hit 11-- - You gonna take a mat? - Well, most of you know, sucky sucky tonight. It just won't, it's not gonna happen. - All right, so the verdict is in. 15 wings, 10 wings, there's too many. We're gonna send you on that eight. - That's just me personally, but if I was going out with a person that I had already been on, I'll wait. I could easily clear 15, 20 wings. - But first dates? - I feel like, niggas be lyin'. I feel like niggas be like 20 wings at a time. - Well, if I order 20 wings, no, I'm lyin' because after 20, I probably will take, I probably will take at least five homes, sometimes six, sometimes seven. - Yeah, I'm pretty much a 12 with a fry. So, you know, no fries, 16, I'm doing, I can do that. - Now I've had some celery sticks. I might do a 12 with the celery, for sure. - Oh yeah, you gotta have four durbs. - Yeah, this context too, 'cause like, if you don't clear fries, wings, right? You're not clearing 16, if we also have plans to go somewhere after or get dessert-- - Yeah, we had some drinks, we had drinks while we were there. - Okay, but like, you could still go out like, okay, we ate here, we had wings, we just gonna go walk down Fremont or some and go stop, get some ice cream, or drink some more. Like, it's cool space. - I don't know, man. Maybe we should have got ice cream first. - Why would she, like, you know, Mango Habanero, is she a 16 Mango Habanero's? - No, she's got a couple couple girls. - Mango Habanero's and you got plans of-- - No, you gotta-- - That later, I'm sorry, but the plan is not gonna go. You have to, at five spicy, hot, narrow wings, you have to remind her of the other things that are on the menu for the mites, okay? If y'all just wanna chill for real and eat wings for real, then that's unlimited, let it be unlimited. Eat to your heart's desire. But if it was a day where you really planned on doing multiple things, and possibly at the end of the night, getting jiggy, after five wings, there needs to be an evaluation. - After five? - After five, man. - I'm not saying five is the limit, I'm not saying five is the limit. I'm saying you're eating five spicy, hot, joints. - Mango Habanero to the head. - I'm always going into a date on an empty stomach, so. - But we are not 16 and 17, we are in our 30s. Everybody is developing heartburn, everyone is developing some indigestion, everyone is developing some-- - You gotta have that Sherman Ultra Soft on deck with the lotion. - With the lotion. So after five, it's kinda like, what did you wanna do for the rest of the night? - Kind of, kind of-- - Yeah, kind of the plans. - 'Cause if we was just going home to get on FaceTime, hey, do you? But if we-- - I wish this post, I wish this post had more context. - If we was planning on after dinner, now we gonna go mini golf or after dinner, now we gonna go do something else, and then possibly head back to one of our places and chill a little bit. If it wasn't the 16 wings that she wasn't gonna call me back on, it was definitely the fact that after those 16 wings, your bathroom is now available to me. (laughing) If you wasn't gonna call me back based on that, you definitely wasn't gonna call me back based on that. But see, you are always gotta have a plan. I would never, I would never leave evidence of the house. That's a little ridiculous. - That's facts. I guess, yeah, it does depend on what is gonna go on. I guess, right? So-- - I think we-- - This could also depend entirely on how down bad you are because-- - You're still thinking of me? - I mean-- - I mean-- - If you're in a drought-- (laughing) - You're gonna dream of a drought. You might have this little mango ass, bro. - You won't punch the bubbleguts? 'Cause that's a little crazy. - You might have some poppin' narrow cheeks. You might have-- - Yeah. - Punch the bubbleguts. - Might as well just have a shower, here's a towel. Just do it all together. - I thought we'd y'all go together. So-- - Just do the whole thing. Why are you two didn't boot it, just-- - Y'all dated people who y'all don't go together, y'all already go together, you know what I think? (laughing) - No, we do wanna date to see if we gon' go together. - Oh, oh. - Nothing like bonding like that. - Right. - If after that, I come to your house and-- - Blow it up. - If you come to my house, we go together. (laughing) - That's true, if the date goes really well. But if I knew I was about to get into some wings, that's a, it's just not a date. So first-- - I think Lisa's a good first date. Ain't nothing to eat. - I would have already, I would have eaten my ravenous, I don't want nobody to see me eat in this meal already. And then I would have watched the date. - That's like one step above eating like crab legs on a first date. Who doin' that? - I've never ate no crab legs on a first date, but I'll put in, I don't think that's, is that tacky? I don't think that's tacky. - That's how my bestie, you crackin' crabs, you got butter all on your fingertips, like-- - You're not from-- - Did you, does y'all verify if they're a shellfish allergy? Somebody might die. - Oh yeah, that's right, too. - What a night. - From over here, 'cause over here, you know, I bought some more and thinly and like all of that, that's, we do that. - I'm not from the first date. - Crabs of culture, I'm not really a crab girly, but I wouldn't, like if somebody ordered crab legs on a first date, I wouldn't be like, ew. - We should, Cheyenne, you get nervous on first dates, but you can't eat sometimes. - I do, if I really like the person, if I really like them, I definitely get nervous. If I'm just goin' on a date just for one of them, I just be doin' shit dates, like that don't matter, but if there's somebody that I have been talking to, my first date that I went on with the guy I'm talkin' to now, we went to give stuff. And normally, I'd be slurping and tearing my fur up, and I was so like, dainty with my chopsticks, and I was like, small bites, small bites. - It was very small bites, and I had to get a fork because I wanted to be really, really cute. - You'd be active fake for all of your guys. - I think so, I was totally told him, like I can't eat like a man in front of you. - Yeah, and if I hear some A1 slurping, that's the second day automatic. - I mean, if you really think about it, like, you over there slurping that shit down, you got the spoon in one hand, you got the chopsticks in the other, and you goin' crazy work done. - You don't deserve to see that until I determine if you deserve to see that, though. - That's a nice little message, right? - Chris, what I gotta do is-- - Join YouTube, Chris. Go ahead, sorry, do I? - Oh yeah, I was just sayin', what I got out of this is wings, no goin' to first date, but goin' to first date. - I always say goin' to a fur first date. - I ain't never thought of that, wow. - Fuff is, I always say goin' to competitive first date, like go do something like Dave and Buster's or something. - From competitive wing eating. (laughs) - But it has 16. (laughs) - I like to see a fan's chest puff out for me, you know? - Is bowling a good first date for you? - I mean, bowling's cool, I don't necessarily like bowling. - Top off? - Top off be expensive, but top office is cool. - If he's paying? - Is it he always paying? - No, I'm sayin'. - That was at a time. - I mean, I don't, it depends. I don't, like, if you ask me if I wanna go to top golf and I make the reservation, I'll just pay for it. - Yeah, but what would, so you're, what would your first date activity be, if you got to choose? - The park, oh, I was talking about the perfect first date on my first date. - Yeah, okay. - So it's, give us your perfect first date scenario. - My perfect first date would be for somebody to come pick me up or send a car for me. And then-- - To you, yeah. - Honk, what is that? - What's the Uber that they got a share? (laughs) - Right share, we're sharing. - Don't fill me up, right share. But send a car or come pick me up and then we go through something like a bar or like coffee or something. So where it's just very casual. And at this point, if it's not vibing, we can both leave and not feel guilty afterwards. But from coffee and drinks, if it's like, okay, let's go do something else, then I will wanna go do something competitive, like, mini golf or like a muslin or something like that. And then if it goes good from there, then we could go eat somewhere nice. Not like crazy, like the most-- - Do she be fired? - Yes. - Huh? - Sushi? - Sushi? - Sushi? - Somewhere, somewhere nice. Nothing like crazy fancy or crazy expensive, but go eat somewhere nice and then like maybe take a walk. And then at that point, decide if, you know, we want to spend more time, or if we want to, you know, end the date and plan another one. - Decide if you wanna spend the night with me for the next two weeks straight. - I don't know about that. - That was sweet. - I would like to be dropped off. And then I would like a FaceTime at the end of the night. I'm a good morning text the next morning. - We doing a whole lot. - Wow, she got a whole day of playing. She's dreamy, like, wow. (laughing) - Wow. - Is that okay? - I don't think that's the best. I mean, like somebody, I don't think that's bad. - I feel, I just think it's doing a lot. That's all. - Well, you ain't never met a doin' a lot kind of bitch, like me. That's why. - That's a few dates and one day. - Sometimes it pays off, sometimes it don't. So, you know, you gotta remember if it's not the one, then you spent the money and you still gotta go on, like, at least five other ones doin' the same stuff. - But if it's not the one, if it's not the one, that's why you have just the casual, like, drinks in the beginning, because by the time you show up, I could tell by the way that you dressed. - Wait, so, so, okay. - So, I'll pick you up. We pull out the Starbucks, we talkin'. The next step is-- - We pull out the Starbucks, we talkin'. If you say something I don't like, that's what I'm gonna be like, okay, thank you. It was a nice time. - She said, oh, he got the dragon, the passion fruit key. - Right, I don't do that. He said, like, wait, so, hold on a minute. - That's the time to get the excel, like-- - We're so, we're basically talkin' about, like, if you were to, like, go on, like, a dating app type deal. Like, what if you already know, what if, like, me and Shelley, for instance, what if y'all already know y'all kind of like each other? Y'all just wanna go on a date, like, a first date? Would you already plan all of those activities beforehand? Or would it still just be coffee in there from there? Like, what if-- - Oh, if I-- - Y'all kind of talk a little bit and y'all kind of vibein' already? Like, is there a whole day already planned? Or is it still step-by-step? Like, he still might order some bullshit at it. He might order pinkity-drinkity, yes. Fuckin' Starbucks. - You order pink-- - If we vibe all day, we're love. - We got a go. - Oh, but now-- - If we vibe all day, like that, we are love, 'cause that's a lot. That's a whole-- - That's what you say. You said the perfect first date. That's what I was saying. - But like, I'm just thinkin' like-- - We're definitely-- - Yeah, like, if you know this one girl you wanna go out with, like, you wanna take her out and she, like, y'all kind of already-- - Yeah, you could do that. - Slip the comments in while y'all were out workin' book and shit, like, that date would just already be set up, right? ABC, we don't gorg-- - Yeah, remember, that works in that scenario. - If somebody already knew me, if we were already vibin' and I already liked them, then the perfect date for me would be, like, an aquarium or zoos, or somethin' like that. - That's dope. - And then they gotta let me buy a little plushie at the end. - Take it to the gift shop. - Yeah, PSA people, stop dating people you don't know. It'll go better if you know the person already. - If you know, but if you knew about how to do it, you would know that if you, if this was our first date, that's why, like, I say, you go to do something very low-stakes, very casual, very, yeah, very much, like, all you gotta do is you could buy your own coffee. You're gonna have to have them buy it. - I don't think that's where the standards are, though, right now. I think the standards are pretty high even for randos. - First date, help me pay my rent. - Yeah, cash app. (laughs) - Are you serious to my fans? - What? - Yeah. - I know y'all are married, so y'all don't be out in the streets, but that's what it's really like. - I'm going on a date with the intentions of, like, showing someone who I-- - The man I've ever seen before? - I'm not going on a date with, like, expectations of, like, he needs to buy this, and he needs to do this, and he needs to do that. I'm going on a date with the intentions of, like, do we really get a law? Do we really, is the, like, chemistry really percolated? I'm not going on a date, like, even a date for-- - Oh, yeah, but I mean, even if you get a law on day one, then what if you don't get along with the Habanero cheeks, though? - If you get along on day one and you don't, and then you go eat the wings? - Well, I mean, on another, it could be a month later, and now you got Habanero cheeks that all falls apart. - No, at that point, you should be prepared for Habanero cheeks, and that's what you're really doing. - I mean, at that point, on day one, like that, yeah. - Some days, go that way, is what I'm saying, and that would be a perfect first date from, of someone that, like, I just met, and they were like, I really want to take you out, show you a good time. That would be the perfect agenda of, like, okay, we go get drinks, we vibe, cool, that passes, then we go do something fun, so we can see if we have fun together, cool, then we go eat to see if, like, now after, like, I beat you in this game, or you beat me in this game to see if it's still cool, and then, like, we just end the night off. - This sound like a little Bow Wow video. - Oh, the one with Mariah? - Yeah, this one with the Mariah video, or this sounds like a 106 in Park Special, that's what we're going for. - I mean, there's like, I feel, this is what, you know, Cheyenne, this is what she wants, this time. - Cheyenne, if the coffee doesn't go well, and he picks your ass up, and this is why it asks, right at home, are you taking an Uber home? - No, I'm getting an Uber. - Okay, okay. - The ride. - I'm getting an Uber, or if he's mature enough to where, it's like, okay, I want to go now. And he's like, all right, I'll take you home. - I'll take you home, okay. - Said, I'm gonna take you to this corner 'cause. - If he's cool like that, then I would just go home. But it's, I was just talking to my friend about this, about how, like, dating, you really, a lot of people think they're mature enough to do it, and they're really not, because you have to be able to, like, not only-- - Hand the rejection? - Not only handle it coming from someone else, but also you have to be mature enough to reject someone, politely. - Yeah, that's rough. That's rough. You don't want to hurt people's feelings, then it's not for you. - It's really hard to tell someone you're not good enough 'cause that's exactly what you're saying. - I mean, yes, and-- - You're not good enough for me. - Exactly, it's just not my type type shit. - It's not you, it's me. - It's not you, it's not you. - That's what you're saying to them. - That's not you. - That's how you can take it. - You're not good enough. - Yeah, I get it, but I, that's, I don't, damn, let's see y'all. (laughing) I'd like to y'all to increase 'cause-- - I mean, I'm not on the app, so if I don't already know the person, it's not even gonna happen. - Yeah, I feel like I've met my forever person. We just-- - Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. - Oh Lord. (laughing) - I do, I feel like-- - You've been saying, you've been telling me you met your first love, your forever love, the love I got away. (laughing) - That's the same person. - You, you fall in love every month, relax. - It's the same person. - That's the same person. - Okay, in five minutes, and then we go in one. Why, why is this person, is this person not there which you now then, like is this not working out now? Like, what's wrong? - I can't say all of that here, I'll tell you all that later. - Okay, but wait, but it, okay, okay, all right. - Okay, fair enough. - Sure you got it, I love it, it's just complicated. - Complicated. - I love out there. - It is complicated. - Complicated. That would be as complicated. That me, dude, let's do-- - Why you pull up that? Y'all seen Joe Byron told us that President Donald Trump needed to do something about the hurricane victims? Like recent-- - And what? - Wait, who said that? - Wait, yeah, who said what? - Joe Byron. - Who said that? - No, I mean, I heard he said he wasn't controlling the weather, that's what I heard. - I heard that too, which is kind of calm 'cause they gotta have it. - We don't believe you, we don't believe you need more people. - That's a fact. - That Donald Trump was controlling the weather? - No, don't, sleepy Joe said they were not controlling the weather. Now, I don't think that they like made the hurricane, but I definitely think weather control is easily attainable for-- - They're already doing it in divide, they make it rain whenever they want. - Yeah. I mean, it's not a complicated science. - I don't know what's going on. - I do know that I had to work the hurricane and it was not fun. - Oh, wait, y'all wanna talk about hurricane death? - Yeah, sure, let's talk about the hurricane hurricane. - I mean, we got mad stuff. I got mad clips here, hold on. - Man, this hurricane was a flop, bro. It was a flop, I thought it was going to be-- - It started up strong and then it bowed out. - What's it a flop? - Yeah, it was a flop. Look, look, that man is jogging through it. - Like people's death. - I was one thing, you see the color of his skin. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, I was gonna say we don't be out there, but Homeboy was out there for Aiden Ross, right? Aiden Ross, right, he was trying to get paid. - He was trying to get that stream of money. - Where's the, hold on. - He was like, "Dah, bro, get outta here." - Well, Dan over here, so Aiden Ross said he would pay pay for a vote for Lieutenant Dan, right? - Lieutenant Dan is a Florida man through and through. He got like 20 bucks shots. He's missing a leg. He's exactly who I would think would fight the hurricane, but he's like, "You should have looked me up." - Yes, he said, "You should have looked up my record for each other, take my money away." - He's crazy, bro. And then I have pulled up a video too that I just found before he hopped on. - I mean, is Lieutenant Dan a flex or a fail? - Word. - Good question. - I think he a flex because he gonna be chilling with the hot tuba girl in a minute. - I think any time you could say, you're gonna ask about me, I think that's a flex. - That is a flex. You should have known about me, dog. You know, I got 20 bucks shots. - That's, I'm not staying in that, bro. I'm not. - And I'm missing a leg. You know what's up? - I don't know what's going on, but I do know, if you could say to somebody, you should have looked up my resume. I feel like that's a flex. And whatever field you're doing, whatever field. - He's in Florida and he got a boat. So I know it's boats and holes. They go together like PB and J. - Well, wait, who is he or what is his resume? 'Cause I surely didn't look it up. - He's just a white man that lives in Florida with a criminal record. And he was like, I'm gonna stay in this hurricane. And he got some clout. - And he lives on the boat. - He lives on the boat. - He lives on the boat. - Yeah, he just wasn't leaving. He said if something happens to my boat, then, you know, I'm screwed. So yeah, he's stuck in with the boat. - But nobody gave him no money in your game? - He got 40,000 on a GoFundMe. And then, Aidan Ross is giving him a streaming deal, 100K, and someone else is giving him a new boat. - Bro, I'm in the wrong business. - And he probably get a podcast next week and then he'll be on there with a couple of two of them. - Exactly. The man who stood up to Hurricane Milton. - Yeah. - I'm trying to find, I think I just found this article. - I think it's crazy that we live in an era in Auburn. Vegas are really trying to stream during a hurricane. That is so crazy. - So then there's this guy, right? - I'm unfamiliar with Aidan Ross, who's that? - I am too. He's a student, very student. - That's all you really need to know, honestly. I don't know much about him either, but-- - I wish Chris was here, 'cause I feel like Chris would definitely break that down. - Right. - Oh, I know, this is a bit cocky, but whatever. So it says Aidan Ross, 70K Florida Hurricane Survival Challenge streamer, Mike Smalls Jr. Rist Life. So basically, I guess he was like offered allegedly 70K, Aidan told me to get like 70K or whatever. - 70K. - And two streamers accepted the challenge. - It's like, what's-- - Exactly. - How do they carry, where are people getting this money from, bro? - Oh, I mean, go ahead, what's up? - I was gonna say, I went to Randy the other day and a pack of Oreos was $8, almost $9, and that's about 70K. - Was it double stuff, the regular part? - It was the Halloween ones. - Damn. - That's pretty-- - Yeah, that's, you know. That's peak pricing. They probably changed the tag when you came down to Iowa. They use AI. - They might've, 'cause-- - Oh, like that windy shit, depending on what time it is, we put in the price definition. - You know, they're doing it in grocery stores now. They got peak pricing in grocery stores. - That's ass. - That's true. - That's ass. Anyways, he, so anyway, he streamed around the hurricane at the mass, but Aidan Ross basically was like, he basically was like, "No, I never said that," or whatever, like, "I'm not giving you 70K." So people are like, "He's gonna sue you," basically, and win, 'cause people got clips of you saying that you give people 70K to, like, say-- - He got it. He's not gonna be hurting for that 70K. - No, he not, but it's crazy what people would do. - All you gotta do is put him on the stream. He'd make his money back pretty instantly. - Yeah, exactly. That's just, I'm not doing-- - At him? - He had a 10 in, like, three packs of ramen noodles. (laughing) - Bro, like, when you saw the video-- - He didn't do it, bro. - Yeah, it set up a little dinky ass tent and stuff. Like, bro, I'm not-- - That was crazy. - I'm not doing it. - This hurricane was a flop. Then they are going on TV. She said anybody who stayed was dead. She was like, "Yo, we're all gonna die." - She's just crying on you. - With a deep voice, she was like, "Yo, 15 feet of water. "What are you gonna do?" Like, "Oh, shit, it's crazy." - I feel like, since it, I feel like it was such a flop that they should've came through after the hurricane with black SUVs and just was like, "Did you stay?" - Did you stay? We told you all y'all it's dead. - I feel like hurricanes around this time be political because of the time that the hurricane-- - Oh, hold on, let me get my turn for it. - It's now all of a sudden, it's political-- - It's been, it's been in time. - But what else closed the balance? (laughing) The voting polls. (laughing) - I wanna close the voting polls by making hurricanes. I see somebody saying that. (laughing) - I mean, there's easier ways to cheat. - It is, you did it all right. (laughing) - Only in the comfort of your own home. - Florida is a big swing stick. I don't remember if it was blue or red last time. I think it was red, right? - It was red last time. It's all these reds. - That was pretty close though, right? 'Cause they always have to recount over there and shit. - Yeah, they always have to do the recounts over there. - Is that where they recount a Bush and Gore, was it Florida? - Yep, that was Florida. - Okay, see? - We got a recount. Recount. They didn't have the gator votes, that's why. (laughing) - Yeah, I'm not. - All I know is if you own property in Florida, your insurance is gonna be through the roof. You're gonna have to sell. - I don't, bro, I can't get, I don't know how y'all trying to do it. Like hurricane season? Y'all got a season for that hope? - No. - Oh. - It ain't Shaw, we just be getting the- - Oh. - Thanks. - It comes up here, we just be getting the- - I don't care how cheap the houses are or how beautiful, bro, no. - I'm here in Florida. - I know, I'm just, you the closest. - I mean, if it's your second or third property, then you just take the insurance check every year. That must be nice. - I mean, yeah, I guess that's the case, but I'm- - This guy will be flying out every week. He got 12 houses in Florida. - Yeah. - 12 underwater, too. (laughing) - He left his baby pictures in Texas. - He'd always be saying y'all could come to one of my 12 houses in Florida. Like anytime you fly out, just let me know. - That's a very dating party-style-ish right there. - I mean, he's a guy, he is a very nice guy, but I don't know you like that to be staying at your house. - Yeah, we got to go on a coffee day first, and then if that goes well, we have to go home. (laughing) - I mean, I need to see, I need to see the CVS rewards, receipt, history. - He's an older man. - Oh, that's even worse. You probably got that Spanish fly on deck. - How many bottles of- - Creepy way, he'd just be saying it. Like, he'd just be saying, like, you know, if he got ever come to Florida, I got these houses. - 12 houses. - I could manage- - I bet that was him black. That living in the mouth, I'm just fine. (laughing) - He is a white man. - Oh. - He could be some kind of, like have some kind of Spanish or something. - He might be a lamsar. He might be over-targing me, because- - Oh, okay. - I don't know what it is. - It's a successful business man, but- - I mean, he got 12, but on those, I'm sure he's like Airbnb or something, or just- - See, but that's what's wrong with the whole housing economy. Why this man got 12 houses, and he only live in one of them. - And you only need to have more. But I don't ask them- - And they probably all like three, four bedrooms, too, (laughing) all these people trying to buy a house. And he over, I'm going to tell you, he over 50, ain't he? - I don't know. I have a, I never looked at his birthday. I don't always get him at the gate. - That old last man going to live till 90. All his kids like, dang. I wish I could get one of these houses. - I'll pass him next time. Obviously our flights to Florida are canceled this week, but next time I see him, I'm going to ask him some questions. - Be careful. He's going to think you want to try and end up in one of them houses. - No. - We already know- - No wheels, bro. - Let me get one of them. - They already know how I do at the gate. (laughing) - Cheyenne, you even, you be at the gate checking, checking for people's stuff. - Well, first of all, I work for a budget airline, so you better have already had your favorite order at the ticket counter. 'Cause- - I was going to make a short joke. Say you didn't clear the counter, but- - At the gate. - Sometimes I can't pull up the jet bridge 'cause I'll be little. I got asked for help. - I almost had waitresses. Come on, fly the tenants. - What happened? - I was stewardous. - Yeah, I always think it's funny when the people can't put their luggage away. Like they be putting it in stupid. Like, bro, you don't pay Tetris? Like it's not going to fit that way, my gee. - You don't ask flight attendants. - The girl comes down the aisle and put it in the right way and close it and be like, bro, you couldn't do that. - No, we're not even really allowed to do that. So every time a flight attendant does that for you, like they're really going out of their way to do this. - They risk a link job. - I mean, if I see a grown-ass man can't put a bag in the damn drawer correctly, I'd be meant to- - Man, if your shoulder is tweaked the wrong way, they're going to be like, "It was your fault." - Right, yeah, you take the two goddamn long. I just think it's funny. It's always, I don't know, it's just- - We're really not, like they're not allowed to risk injury by putting your stuff up and down. - Oh, man. - Bam. - You're supposed to do that. - Um, let's go, hold on, sorry, let me find it. Oh, flex your field, can't let's talk about heart attack, dude. - Oh, yeah. - Talk about the smartest man and where was he at, Peru, or somewhere? - Uh, he was in Lithuania. Well, he's Lithuaniaian, let me see, I'll pull it up. So, it says a 50-year-old Lithuanian man named Adios J, has been arrested in Alicante, Spain. So, in Spain, for pretending to have a heart attack through a way paying meals at 20 different restaurants. 20. 20, if I go- - You got greedy, he really got greedy. - 20, he just stopped at like two or three. He probably got addicted to the thrill of getting away from it. - How much can these restaurants be costing? - So, he's probably getting a whole heart attack. - He said, he's, hold on, often starting with Russian style and finishing with multiple whiskeys before dramatically collapsing. But he would, what are expensive dishes? So, he was definitely, he had the plan in tech. Can we got sirloin steak, your best cut? Let me get the mash, the mash. - What's that call it? They was calling an ambulance from them every time. Every time the ambulance got there, he was just like, no, I'm good now? - That's why, he probably rolled it in. He probably rolled it in today and like, we're like this. - Yeah, it's so crazy. - Oh, bro. - If this man is the man you go on the first date with, you better eat all the wings. - That's hilarious. - That's pretty good to be back. - How about the fallout? We want to eat for three. - My second hand embarrassment is, I can't be with you. I can't, I can't do this with you. I really can't. - You probably got a girl too. That's the funny shit. - Then they probably told him I don't care if they do it. - As she said, I can't believe you did this. I'm appalled. (laughing) - You did what? - I hope you fell out at like, at least four-star quality restaurants. Don't you worry about having Donald's, my god. - If you get it. - That's the thing, if you fall it out, like, I'm going to leave now, because my second hand embarrassment is like, it will kick him so fast, and they'll be like, are you with that person? I've never seen that man in my life. - And he's pointing at you, because he's faking the heart attack. - Right, he's like, "Hey, that is true to him." (laughing) I wonder what the heck's going on with that. Like, how does that, like they call 911 in it. - You probably just be like, all right, you know, they'll take his vitals and they're like, "He ain't having no heart attack, man." You probably make his mouth foam like a dog. (laughing) (laughing) - And they probably bring out the big Tomahawk steak and the gold soup case. They do it in the, (laughing) And then this do just, (laughing) - Bro, look at this, it says that dinner in Spain, and he ordered seafood and two whiskies, which cost about $36. So he had a fake. (laughing) - Oh, come on. - Oh, $36. (laughing) - Hey, come on. Bro, they got over 20 times though. - I mean, but come on, bro. Go to like this. - That's not enough. - Like, go, like go get your money's worth. - Man, follow that no boo or something. (laughing) - If they came, if they-- - If you was going to fall out, you should have tried on the most expensive coat and could you sell out? - If they came in even one, even one of those ambulance rides, that's got to be like $1,500. - It probably says. - Yeah. - He wallet. I take it back. It's a fail. It ain't no fail. - He's an old man too. And it's crazy because if-- - That's probably the only intention he get to. - I was gonna say, if somebody was sitting next to an old man at the bar, knowing he couldn't pay for his food, most people would be like, "Just put it on my tab." Like, if he's an old man-- - 36 bucks. - Yeah, just go ahead and throw that on there, OG. Like, what? - Dude, he's got to fake like you die. - They said he tried to leave first with staff and say he had to go get his wallet. And then when that-- - Oh, what am I leaving, guys? - Hell, I'm well, yeah. - What is the card? - Let me go get my wallet. - I didn't think that's still working through the 24. (laughing) - No sir, you have to pay. - It's still a valid maneuver still. Why couldn't we satisfy this? 'Cause I thought, I said that. They would not let me go to my card. - Right. - Yeah, you can get your wallet right after you watch this sink of dishes back here. - Yes. - Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait. - You can go out to get your wallet and the police will escort you to your card and go grab it for you. - Exactly. - Just one time I left my wallet in the car when I was still getting my nails done. And that's exactly what she did. She fell out there and went me to the car. I was like, I come here all the time, I did. - And that's cold, bro. That's kind of cold. - It was. So it turned me out a little today. - I would have did the same thing, I don't know. - I ain't gonna lie, I mean, it Vegas? - I'm sure she's been sleeved before. I'm sure I do. - A hundred percent sure, but she knew me like that. Like, you didn't have to follow me. - Like I said, try this at the grocery store. They kept my groceries. - I'm gonna try and try it at the grocery store and follow. - They went broke him off, you know. - They went broke him back out there. Roll her back out there. - Walking in a grocery store, have them pour you some champagne and you start trying all this stuff. And then you act like you get really worked up. - Yeah, you turn it off. - A home tag is not gonna help you in the grocery store 'cause themselves a tennis ain't got nothing else to do. It's not like there's other business in there. They be sitting in there waiting for one person to come in. - I feel like self-attentance, I don't know about other self-attentance, but when it comes to me, I'm not doing nothing above my pay screen. I'm not. - I mean, in Gucci, they have literally one person in the store to watch. - That's what I'm saying. So if one part, if I'm bringing out these shoes for you, important to champagne for you, all this stuff, and then you start falling out, I'm just calling 911. - Hello, 911, this person's falling out. And honestly, while all this stuff you got on the jacket, you got on the shoes you got on. - You're taking it off, really? - No, because I'm not touching you if you're on the-- - Well, this man-- - That's about it. - It must be noted that this man is old and white and potentially could look like he had money to buy all the things he tries on in the Gucci store, which is gonna be a huge commission for you unless he dies. - But they're not gonna invoice you after you get in the ambulance. They don't know who you are for real. - No, I'm not performing CPR, and he's buying that stuff today. - No, I'm not. - He's a graphic store. - My name is not Cheyenne Gucci. Like, I'm not doing all of that for the Gucci brands. Gucci will be fine to get this old man some help, get him out of here. - But take the stuff off, though. - I'm not thinking of stuff off of it. - Where's your health card, sir, your insurance card? - Oh, and this is your American Express here, right? Okay, we'll get you taken care of. - Get on it. - That was a lot better to do with me. I don't even believe in capitalism for real. - That's why shit, bro. - I wish I would try to make a heart attack at $36, bro. - I was starting laughing. - You could ask around at somebody getting $36. - Here, let me make sure, let me make sure his neck is supported in this Gucci scarf. - Let's wrap this here. Take that with you, sir. - Nobody's taking up this high back Gucci, but at the store, at the restaurant, bro, come on. - Yeah, I'll just say, this man must have been really poor to need to do this, which makes it more sad than funny. - I've gotten more for life. All I ever had to do was wink, and my whole time was taking care of. - Well, you're a woman, though. I mean, everybody's thinking for me like that. - That's not bad, bro. All you have to do as a woman-- - Don't do matter. - It may be a do matter a little bit. All you have to do is put on a happy birthday tiara. And go out. - Look at you. - Go out, you could go out with $5 and come back with that same $5. - Man, man, come on, come on. - Man, that's a nice night. All you gotta do is put on a birthday sash, a bridal party sash. - That's for y'all to do. We cannot-- - Damn. - Sessary. - This is, this is not work. - There's nothing in it. - No, there's none. - Mm-mm. - It's matter. - It has to be. - It doesn't matter if you fought for your country. You came back a hero with medals. It doesn't matter. - You will be on the side of the road. Ask him for anything that will drive right by you. - Shout out to the people that fought for this country, but I gotta say, military people begin on my nerves when they check bags, because-- - There is nothing. - They really feel like they're entitled to this stuff because you committed war crimes. And then now we're arguing about if you have to pay for your bag or not, I'm talking like that. I hate it, it must be as such a bad position. - Oh my gosh. - It's got a few people that fought for this country. Thank you for your service. But let's start arguing. - Hey, B.O. Shit. - Don't start arguing about that, bro. - Just kill Tony. - Just kill Tony. - What the fuck? - What the fuck? - Realistically, there's nothing a man can do to try and get some money or free stuff. That's pretty much gonna trump a right titty nickel. That's it. - I'm a man. - I mean, you gotta be missing like a lamb or something that even did consider help. - I buy drinks for guys, that's a bar. - I mean, thanks for the poison. But we're talking about, I need to eat tomorrow, I need a ribcade, like, my bill. - You think of me? - Cash at me $10 and I do it. Do you think that that makes me feel good when I do that? - For sure, you're does charity. - If you make me feel good, if that's the same man, also cash at me $10. - And here's the dilemma. Now we're back to the square one of your argument. No, nobody cares about a starving man on the street. - No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying ask for help if you need it. - Nobody's gonna help. - Use all the resources that you can. - That's your money. - Don't, you don't just don't ask me for $10. (laughing) - Exactly. - Just don't ask me. - The long pause, just don't. - Because I've given away too many $10 to too many people that, you know? - And when it comes to stuff like that, like the more desperate you sound, the worse it is. - Yeah, bro. - I need $10, please. I haven't ate, I need, please. It's like, ugh. (laughing) - You can be in 30. - Yeah, bro. - It's a doom spiral for a man. - Because I don't. If you need help, you should ask for it. And you should use all your resources to ask for it. But like-- - Hey, man, you got $3. What? - To ask me for $10 and then like to then, oh God, 'cause I'm trying not to sell awful, but it's not-- - I had to do it. - Ask me for $10 and then at the same time, like you want me to perform services on you and you ask-- - No, you're talking about some, oh, okay. - I'm talking about this old white man in the pub. - But this is in general though. I'm talking about a man asking me in general. Any man asking me for $10 and then on the double back, now you're talking about, oh, where you're man at? Type V, it's what I'm talking about. - Yeah, that's crazy, the nerve, the audacity. - So the reason? - Whenever I see somebody, either like give them my leftovers or I give them like whatever cash that I have. So like a lot of times it's like, oh, thanks. Say, why don't you take my number? - That's nasty. - Where? - That's what I'm saying. You are the audacity. - Hey, doll, she gave me her leftovers. She like me, she like me. - She like me, she gave me $10. - This is, this is home cooked. She's trying to cook for me. - Because I think that, you know, everybody has struggled before. Everyone's been in a position of struggling. And if you have it, it's coming up. So, you know, I think we should all be humble. But I think sometimes here-- - And be a humble and do a shit like that is, that's a nine, yup. That's a nine, that's wild. Let me call him $10. So they'd be like, oh, you look good too. What? - So all the men out there, just fake the heart attack. Just fake the heart attack. Nobody's coming to help you. - Don't fake it. Don't fake it 20 times though, maybe 19. 18 guys. - 15 is the limit, like in chicken wings. - 15 is the limit. - I don't even know if 15 places I could, I don't make it. - And make it count, you know, do the salt bay. - And I hold the restaurant a lot of people. You gotta be like, it was something in this stuff. - I'm alerting you. - Make sure you've still triggered my heart. - Still water, then slip on it. Why do you have the heart attack? - And tell them that you'll sue for $500 million for chills settle for the state. And then you're watching up. - I mean, I'm sure if you tell the restaurant, you know, for real, for real, I'm about to file this lawsuit. They probably be like, just come back and eat here for free any time, just don't file that lawsuit. - All right, but I want the 23 year old age wagoo Coby B, A1. - I don't know, then we might have to, we might have to rumble for it. We might have to fight for it. - He followed up for $36, that is. We live in a sad world. - Geez. - It's good. - Yeah. - I told you I was going to give you $36. - When I've seen Oreos for almost $10, that's how I knew it was really good. - Yeah, no, that's why. We talking about a whole pack, right? Now, talking about the skinny ass, little Camilla store ones, right? We talking about a whole pack? - No, I'm talking about a regular pack of Oreos. I thought it was in the wrong place at first. - You thought you had Oreo, not Oreos. - No, I saw it. - You know how, you know, sometimes on Friday, well, I get on Friday, it's the stuff just, it's thrown upon the shelves, no organization. - Yeah, it'd be busy. - I don't know about the-- - Well, lack thereof. - I know about the right aid staff. - I know, shit, half of the shit, that was behind glass, really. - We didn't get to that level yet, but-- - Bro, you said $8 for a pack? - It was $849. - These are $5 at Walmart, bro. - Well, right, it is a convenience, but it's always been like one or two dollars more. When I say it's $849, I'm telling you, I almost fell out. - It didn't say $849 for two, it just-- - No, it was $849 with a coupon. - Got the $2 for five, Hollywood and special thing. - $2 for five. - $2 for five. What you need, what you need. - I come from you. - It's sad, it sounded like you need to get a booster fund. - Not for early on, so it's like in general. - Just fall out of here. - I would never do my grocery shopping at writing. I had to go pick up my prescription, but-- - I think-- - I think writing just laid off a bunch of people and closed a bunch of stores due to like theft and stuff. - That's why it's like that, isn't it? And well, at the writing about my house, they'll never have nothing on the shelves. Like candy boxes, it'd be the boxes, but no candy in it. - Oh. - What? (laughing) - You see, you frilling in the head, guys. - That's crazy. - It's just, it's just that writing. And it's always one person working the counter in the pharmacy. And like the actual pharmacist is only there, that's certain, if it is there, oh my gosh. - I hate it. - You might have to press a button to get the order at. That is so crazy. - And I still need the order. - I'm like, maybe I still need the order. - I'm glad they still need the order. - I'm glad they still need the order. (laughing) I'm glad they still need the order. (laughing) - That's fuckin' funny, yo. - This is the flex, off wrist. - Yeah. - It's like brine. - And brine. - And brine, in the same league, same team. Seasoned about to start, they about to play on the court together, I think is the flyer shit ever. - Me too, and I think if you hate on that. - Yeah, you hate on that. Your whole perspective is why. - Yeah, I talk to your father. - I think it's the reason why others are mad. - I'm mad, I'm hating on it. - Why are you mad about it? - 'Cause he should have went to the Bulls during the decision, I'm never, never riding with LeBron. - It was one of his options, and he could have played with D-Rose, but-- - But I'm-- - D-Rose LeBron, a dynasty. - I don't think it matters if you personally like LeBron James or not, like, isn't this still a magical moment? - No, sports is personal. (laughing) - So do I. - Very cool, I think it's a joke. - Yeah. - Brody, you brought him by the play. - I think it's-- - Brody ain't even good, this is nepotism. (laughing) I'm all for it. - I'm for it too. - I'm for it too. - Especially-- - There's a, there's a affirmative action. - This is about to have-- - I'm here for black, I think it's like-- - Yeah. - And black gate key food. - This is dope, though. - Careful. - Who's gonna flop more, LeBron, or Bronnie? - LeBron. - I'm still on LeBron. - I'm still on LeBron. - Brody gon' flop because Bron gon' threaten a punch and then he missed some open threes. (laughing) - I think it's gonna be hard for him. - But it said, like y'all. It's gonna be hard for him to create his own identity. I do kinda feel bad for him about that, but, you know. - I mean, it should be easy, LeBron can make anybody look good. - I think he wants to play an NBA for him like that. I think he's doing it because he has such high honor and respect for his dad. - Yeah, plus, I mean, they probably should. - I think he's gonna play an NBA because I was watching that thing about his own cardiac arrest. - Yeah. - And how, like, he just wanted to play basketball. - Yeah. - 'Cause I think he's doing wanna play in the NBA, but I think it does become complicated because of who. That's, you know, that's why KD said he's not having kids. - It does work. - Y'all never say that interview? He said he don't wanna have kids right now because he don't want them to feel the pressure of trying to be. - Nonsense. - I don't think that's a valid reason, but okay. (laughing) - That's what he said. He said he don't, he would want his children to focus on like who they are and themselves and not have the pressure of, like, trying to-- - KD is not great with women from what we've seen in the public, so. - Or his hair. (laughing) - He looks like lots of horns. (laughing) - Or a skate routine, but-- - He looks like lots of horns. - I don't feel like that's a valid excuse. I feel like that's cool that he thinks that, but I think-- - Listen, if you, then there's seven feet tall, is no excuse to not have children. Your genetics are vital for the progression of the human race. - I don't think KD is, that's what he said, but I don't, I just, when you see him talk and, like, interact with people, I don't think he's ready to have a baby. - This is what happens when your mom is the real MDP. - Like, when I have a baby like KD, we're about to fight. - Yeah? - Yeah. - That child support is about to be hidden. - He's not attractive enough for me. - When that direct to part of it hits your account. - I don't do it for the money. - I do it for the love of the game. - I do it for the love of the game. - I love this shit, I love this shit. - Yeah, that's dope, bro. - I mean, while we're at it, that's dope. Let's, D-rose, Wayne? I mean, I could put his-- - Oh, the best, D-rose? - The best retirement ever. The best retirement ever. - The retirement is hard as fuck, I go lie. - I don't wanna talk about D-rose because I found out who his baby mom is. - Oh my, but we said-- - Oh, wow. - We look at that the other time, didn't we? - I'm gonna let Tyler just talk about his baby. - But his baby. - I mean, his first baby mom is not mad at him. I don't know why you would be mad at him. - Ooh, where's the video? - They get along. - That's the first one. - They do family photos. - They love it. - Yeah, so there's no need for hating on D-rose 'cause he chose. That's just the way the game goes. - Shit, I was about to tear it in my eye. - No. - Black queens forever. - Snowbodies, never, 'cause all I gotta say. - Yeah. - That's racist. - It can be. - I think it's, what do you guys think about D-rose's next? You think he's gonna be on a talk show or some shit or star pod or something? - He was never really good at interviewing 'cause he's kind of good a little bit. - Very. - I don't know, I don't know if he could do like an announcer. - I don't know. - Yeah. - He might start a podcast. - He could do his own pod though or something. That'd be good. - He should go out, honestly. - He should coach, he should coach. - That's probably a good look for him. - You need to be a mentor for Mr. Powell Powell, Mr. Shoot 'em up. - That's for sure. - He's gonna have a great season this season. - It's gonna be good. My sake, I hope for him. - I mean, his contract with Adidas was so crazy. He could really just chill. - Yeah, nah, he's for sure, chill. - He's fat. - Damn, bro. - I am Rose. Crazy shit, bro. - Hey, man, I just wanna highlight fuck Tom Tippido for the rest of his life. (laughing) - You already know what time it is. Why the fuck did they have Rose in that six-years playoff game when the game was clearly won? I will never, ever, ever get the answer to that. But that right there, alter D-Rose ceiling for life forever. - That altered our whole timeline, like in the dead-- - Not in the dead ass, in the timeline. - D-Rose was beat in prime, Wade Braun, Dolo. I mean, he had a lot of dang, but still. - Yeah, D- then was a role player. - Right. - Rose was a man. When Rose was a rookie, took Boston to seven games. And like, what? Two of those games was like quadruple over time. - Pretty close. - I love that for him. I wish I really do wish things were different, but. - I want players to stop. This goes out like, "Hey, but I don't care." I want players to stop like running to do entertainment. There's half the amount of entertainment like that. - Huh? - Are you talking about Shannon Sharp? - No, I'm talking about like, RG3. - Wait. - Oh, I didn't know he was in there. - What is RG3 right now, Wade? - He was like ESPN, he got fired. - As he should. - Wait, for what? For what? - For not being good. - Oh shit, bro, I forgot about it. - He got fired for controversy. He got fired for having him. Yee-hee ass haircuts. - Yo. (laughing) - Norga. - That's hilarious. I'm trying to find, it was, I saw somebody in my feet. - Sister talked about sports, shout out Cam Newton. He just got the first take, show up on Friday job. - That's cool. - Oh, duh. - He gotta been cooking. - Been doing his own thing, yeah. - He got some flile moments with certain people. - He's entertaining, but... - He's a little bit on the cheesy side, but we'll allow it. - I was gonna say, yeah. - Yeah, he is. - He kind of reminds me of this canvas. - Yeah, they're in the, they gotta be cousins or something. - And when that doctor read 'em, I was like, oh yeah. - Doctor Cheyenne? - Yeah, that was her name, yeah. - That is her name. - He's like, yeah, he gonna get a deal. - Oh, I can't find it now, okay. - Shout out to him now. And shout out to Steven A. I really hope Steven A get that money that he wants. So he wants... - He got two, bro. - He got two, bro. - He wants 100 mil, five year deal, and he compared himself to Dak Prescott, which I think is hilarious, but people were getting mad. They're like, he was like, if Dak gets this money and he's not a top quarterback, I'm the top guy at ESPN, I should get 100 mil. And I agree. - You should. - I agree. - I agree, too. - I don't agree, I don't agree. - I wish he wouldn't. - Steven A is my favorite like... - Corny Uncle. - He's a Corny Uncle. But for me, the top three Corny people of all time, it's Steven A, well, Corny Cool, it's Steven A, Ray J, and Safari. - Safari. - That's a funny. - That's a funny. - That's a funny. - That's a funny. - That's a funny. - That's a funny. Go to that Nicki Minaj. - Nicki Minaj. - Thank you, Nicki Minaj. - And I love that for him. I really do. You don't have to be proud of your ex to be proud of him. - I don't know if Steven A's job takes as much time as Dak Prescott's job. I think it does. - I think he was using it as a comparison for like their respective fields. Like Dak is overpaid as a quarterback. That's the same. - But I don't think, I don't think it's overpaid when, how could I put it? He like, I think he is the top. He is the ex to all. - Yeah, exactly. Steven A is the bar. - Like he is the bar. - The top of the sports world. - He is. - Well, yeah, but when you look at what goes into compensation, then you're looking at how many practices they have, how many games, how much travel they have to do, how long is the game. Steven A is probably not broadcasting as long as the game is. And then, you know, he mostly gets to stay wherever his studio is. - But I don't think he's on, he is being literally almost all day. - I don't think that's the just of the comparison though. He drops the numbers. - I hope. - I think if he was doing like maybe 10 mil a year, that would be decent money for what he does. But that's just me. - His other people in his field is making close to what he wants. And Steven A is, I think is number one in the field. - Who else is making the money he wants to make? - I was just wanting to raise the money. - The money that Steven A is-- - Oh, if he's getting it from somewhere, then yeah, pay him, pay that, man. - Yeah. - And I think when Shannon's contract is due, I think he gonna get a-- - Shannon gonna get a, yeah, he is too. - I was gonna be honest, I don't really like, I don't like Uncle Shannon that much no more. - Why could that be shit? - I like the better when he was with kids. - He's like a little bit. - When you watch his interviews, he gets like good people, but he don't ask good questions. They get on there and start talking themselves. - Well, I agree with that sentiment. - For being like flammable. So now when people go up there, they're like, I'm bringing the raw raw shit. And all I want you to do is just laugh and comedy. - I don't think that's-- - I don't know. And I also think on his show with Ocho Sinko, like I just think he's starting to get a little misogynistic. Like it's cool and fun, you know what I mean? Like jokey. But like some of the stuff kind of do be a little deep, a little bit and it stops being funny at a certain moment. - Well, I mean, the audience is gonna shift more male anyway. So misogyny is not really gonna hurt them. 'Cause women aren't turning in. - I think you're old and like weird. It starts to get weird when you're talking about younger women now. Like that's a little weird for me. - That's where the game is today. I mean, if you olden, got money, that's what you do. - I know it's gonna seem to his. - I just think that, well, you know, we say sex sells and everything like that, but it's for someone who had like had a private, who had been private and now it's kind of like, you saying all this stuff and doing all this stuff and-- - That didn't stop him with the sale. - And it's the gay allegations, huh? - I said, I didn't stop him with the show. (laughing) - I don't know, I just don't like him as much anymore. - I can see why I don't understand exactly why you say that. 'Cause I kind of feel the same way. I feel like he's starting to realize that he is popular and he's like giving people his ass to kiss and his kind of like he doesn't-- - I'm chasing. - He doesn't collaborate with other black creators in the field. That is the critique. Now-- - I think he's not using his talents as well as he could because I think-- - I agree with that. - I think it was cool about Shannon is like his personality, he's kind of unique, you know, he's southern. Like, that's why when he was opposite of a skip, it was like he would really put it, yeah, it worked because he would really put in input that made a difference to the show. But now, I mean, he's just kind of like a side guy, I don't know. - I agree with that. I think now just, like his show is just, you know, you bring the people on and they kind of talk about what they want to talk about and then you're just kind of there. It's not really, it's not really entertaining on his part or it's not really like, you know, even if go on like funny go, Marco's gonna look something up and like, actually do some, I'm not saying he don't do his work. I'm just saying, I don't think he asks like interesting questions. - He asked the questions that's hot and it's like controversial for sure. Like, after that catch-- - Yeah, for sure, but I don't think-- - He got Monique, like, that's a layup. Just asking Monique about Oprah, she'll go off like 20 minutes. - Tyrese, yeah. - Yeah, but all his guests overshadow him now. Like I said, when he was with Skip, I really did enjoy his input and now it seems like he doesn't really have input. He's just there to like boost them up. - I agree, I don't think-- - Give the platform. - It starts to look like Southern, like male black book kind of, like now I'm just here to perpetuate the sexual kind of, you know, being in on black energy and I don't like that 'cause I used to think Shannon Sharpe was really smart and I thought he had really good smart takes and now it's just like every clip I see of him is talking about what he's gonna do to some girl. (laughing) Y'all don't think that's weird or is that just me? Because I'm a-- - It's not just you, but I think it's probably more-- - I think it's probably more fun for him to do this content than the other content. But like I said, I think the stuff he was saying on the other show was more meaningful for culture. This kind of has no cultural impact. - So. - Except a negative one, I guess you could say. - And if it's fun for him, it's fun for him, you know. Hey, he got his money, do what you wanna do. I just think it's, to me, it's just kind of like, why would you want, after everything you've done, why would you now want to look like that? - I know. - I don't know. I like how, I don't think so, like, I think his responses are fun. I do like him, but, I don't know. I just think it's a little, I'm not gonna think-- - Yeah, he just underuses his platform a little bit. - Yeah. - I mean, he does have some food allegations that, you know, Dr. Humber would like to talk to him about. - I think Paul, you know, Dr. Humber will talk to every Black man in that position. - Dr. Humber. - Yeah, I mean, if you give Dr. Humber a bunch of money, I mean, he might do it too. - He might finish this. - I really think he would. - I think he might go away. - He said he's already. - You said what I-- - You got snow bunny allegations? - Oh, all that shit. - Oh, the girls found them all? - Talking about that? - I think he had a couple of other ones too. - I would not be surprised. That would actually make me like him more, because then-- - Talking about that shit. - Oh, okay. All right, I know what this is. - Nah, if I found out any of that was true, I don't know what I would do, man. - Damn, if he was glazing, if he was glazing the cinnabons before he cooked them. (laughing) - I just don't know what I would do. - That's not a clip of him. It made me laugh so hard. This dude was like, "Oh, my life is Indian." He said, "You would a curry bunny, my brother?" I said, "Oh, my God." - It was so, so, this dude. - This dude, this dude, this dude by crazy. - But he'd be putting the medicine in the message. - It worked, 'cause it's funny. But I ain't gonna lie. Some of the stuff he'd be saying, I'd be like, "Brother, come on now." I know you don't believe that. - Some of the stuff should be taking it. - Not everything is a black conspiracy. Sometimes Nick is just me, not shit. - Yeah, sometimes he's taking it. - He's talking about, "Diddy got set up, brother, brother, brother, brother." I mean, he didn't get set up. - Because I do think not to bring up, you know, one of my favorite people in history, Ray J, but Ray J was making some good points. - What was the point? - Making some good points. - What did he say? - He was talking about how, like, the friends and the people that was at the parties, how, like, you know, we grew up listening to this and thinking this was, like, a monolith of, like, black culture, and now to see this is how are we supposed to take it? And I agree. I agree. - Ray J got a lot of nerves. - Ray J was at the parties, too. - Ray J was at the parties, too. But I think-- - He ain't stop nobody. - I think that, you know, when you start talking about the person that he was behind the scenes and how many people actually knew who he was behind the scenes? - Yes, man. - I think he's wearing the only Stevie J, honestly. - Who, what? - And if I was Stevie J, I would be getting out of the country, bro. I would have packed my stuff a long time ago. - Really took that ball before? - No, no, nobody's worried about Stevie J. He don't got money like that. - They want, they got the person they wanted. - They got the person they wanted, for sure. - And all this conspiracy about, he don't tell a lot of people hired at him. And, bro, who is he gonna tell? They gotta be like, they gotta be like, presidents or so shit. - Government. - Yeah, it's like politicians, bankers in New York. - Nobody cares. - Nobody cares. - We're concerned about the baby oil. What the fuck about you telling on politicians? - Everybody is pretty much aware that they traffic little girls and boys, I guess. I mean, nobody, it's not like a secret anymore that these elite people do this stuff. - Yeah. - It's so crazy. - I think there's just nothing we can really do about it. - It's nothing. - And even if Diddy goes down, he's not gonna bring all of these people down. It's bigger than him. - Yeah, already done got the tapes or what they needed. So, who's gonna say they can't just get rid of that shit? - They said they had a terabyte of videos. - Yeah. - They thought a terabyte of videos? - Yes. - Yes, bro. - Damn. - I would hate to be one of the people in the videos. - That's why everybody's like-- - Even if you were, even if you were in the videos, all they're gonna do is come to you and be like, "You know you owe us a favor, right?" - Right, exactly. - That's this video is gonna come out. The video I'm never gonna come out, you're just gonna owe a whole bunch of favors. - But that's, did y'all ever see that black mirror episode? - Which one? - Were they was black milling the people? Remember when you-- - Oh, they do have to fuck the pig? - Yeah. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, were he masturbating? - I don't know what's going on, I'm lost. - And they have him doing stuff all day. And they was like, "If you, you gotta do what we say, "or we gonna tell everybody that they're gonna get a fake." - No, that he was a pet of. I think that's the one with the pig. - No, it's not. - It's not the one with the pig. - Oh. - This one is, I think it sees a two or three. It's, I think it's called, it's called Shut Up and Draws. I think it is, but it's about this boy. He's not that old, he's like a teenager. And he, his sister got on his laptop, and she got some malware on her laptop. He went to go do this thing. And then he got a text that was like, "We saw what you just did." And there was like, "You need to go do this, "and go do this." And they made him rob a bank, and they made him fight a person to the death, to the death, and then they still told everybody what he did. - Yeah, that's how it always goes. That's why you don't go along with blackmail. - That's what I'm saying. I'm saying I would hate to be one of the people on the tapes. - And the government's tapping on the children like you know what's the favorite? - It's today, now, bro. - You'll something incriminating like that. - Oh, yeah. - Look, if somebody comes to you, and they say we got a tape for you, just shoot them on the spot. Just cap them right there. - They're not showing you the tape, bro. - They're not showing you the tape, bro. - 'Cause I'm going R Kelly. I'm going R Kelly on them, and I need-- - They're not showing you the tape. - They're just showing you the tape. It doesn't matter. They got the backups. It's going from a floppy disk, a hard drive. - I want to see the tape. - It's in the cloud. You know you was on the tape. - No, Andrew, I'm gonna try to advise, if you're out there, if someone's blackmailing you, don't go for it. It's never gonna, they're never gonna, once you do their deed, they're never gonna be like, all right, we're gonna delete everything, you're good. - No, they're never gonna do that. But they're like, you don't get your self on tape. - True. - Well, you didn't know they were on tape. - Exactly what I was just gonna say. - No, no, 'cause they already said Diddy had like 200 cameras in the crib. - Yeah. - Yeah, when you were a whole bunch of other rich people, you really think that y'all, they only want like-- - No. - That you're just above everything. - I was thinking that, especially if you from rags to riches. - We wouldn't think that, but a person who's been rich for, no, not even rich, wealthy, for over 25 years, they ain't gonna think about that. - Yeah, they're like, these are all the people, we are way above those peasants out there. - Oh, oh no, man, it is something, there's some conspiracy to the Diddy Harlem freak trials, but I'm not, I still do think he's. You know, the freak of Harlem, but it is a little something fishy going on too. - You do it, Diddy. - And he was by. - I mean, who was your alternative if you don't go with Diddy, then you have to go with Dang. - I did. - And Dang's not doing too hot right now. - Yeah, a lot of stuff he did. I think he did everything they said that he did. - Who did he? - Yeah. - Yeah, absolutely. - I did for sure. - Well, at this point, everything. - Allegedly, I'm sorry. - Everything. - I think he did what allegedly he was convicted of doing. And I knew that when we sing the Cassie tape. - I was just gonna say that I was like, after the Cassie tape, most people were like, all right, he did that shit. - I was like, what happened? Because I was like, when did it become illegal just to be a freak ass freak? - That's what a lot of people in the comments would be and like, but that's, that's be real pro. - But once the, no, once the Cassie tape came out, it was like, yeah, he's a little more nefarious than-- - I still see-- - I mean, I don't know. I mean, she was, she was probably getting paid a lot of money as his girlfriend. I mean, she-- - I wonder what kind of chances do you, I'm getting paid to let you slap me in the hotel. - She, I mean, what else would she be doing? I mean, you, when you take that kind of money from somebody, they pretty much own you. - No, you don't. No, you don't, no, you don't. - If I, if I-- - If you don't, if you don't feel that way, then you should stop taking the offers. - If you're paying me to be your girlfriend, I feel like you're paying me to, to be an extension of you. - I'm not gonna lie. - To keep up the lifestyle. - No, you got $20 million over the past two years. You think you can just leave? - Yeah. - I feel like Cassie is a victim, but I also feel like she's a co-conspirator to you. - I don't think so. Not my sister, Cassie. - I think she, I think she's a little bit of both. - I would say-- - I think she was forced. - Right. - I think they're very-- - It's like Parisia? - Oh, no, Parisia participated. She was fun, fun girl, for sure. - I think he beat the brakes off of Cassie enough where she was pretty much scared, and especially with him blowing up cars and shit, she was just gonna-- - Blown up cars, people killed. - Whatever. - Whatever he's-- - Well, here's the thing, though. She could have still left. - And died, Dwayne. She could have died. - Yeah, no. - No, he wasn't killed. - Well, luckily he killed his baby mom with a needle. - He killed Big and Pock. What are you talking about? - He blew up his car. - He blew up his car. He had while a dangling over a balcony. He said he was gonna slit Jake Cole's throat in the club. - Jake Cole is still alive. - He shot the girl in the face in the club. - Oh, yeah, that was crazy. - That was cut, he was in that car. He would have killed Kitty Cuppy. - What a Molotov cocktail, bro. - No more honeymoon. - He wasn't gonna kill him. - You wasn't gonna kill him. - You wasn't gonna kill him. - You can't still kill him. - You can't still kill him in the car. - Even if he wasn't gonna quote-unquote kill her, she would have had to look over her shoulder for the whole rest of her life. - Alright, if it comes out, and I really hope it's not true 'cause I'll be fucked up. If it comes out that he got killed. - Oh, it's a rat? - It's a rat. - And this is what I mean, like the same thing with the politicians and stuff. Why do we, I mean, we can pretty much assume. I don't think-- - They killed KP. - Yeah, I think so. - Well, I mean, what other avenues do we have? What other avenues do we have? What other leads do we have here? - So, okay, I'm gonna do some context, right? - It's a going rumor also that he ain't play his dues, so like-- - She died, right? - The Illuminati or whatever, so. - Wait, wait, hold on, hold on. I gotta give shag context. - I'm just gonna call the context. - The coroner, the first coroner who said, yo, this was an accident. This was a homicide. He died. Then they brought a new one in. It was like, oh, she was just sick. - Yeah. - You better stay it right. - You're crazy. - You better stay it right. - I remember, I remember when it happened, 'cause she died. - She said birthday unless she was date dudes and think that he wouldn't know and they would die. - Mm-hmm. - I forgot to try to read her book or whatever. - It's not really her book. - Is it? Did they find out that it was like a fake one, Shane? - I'll be sure that it's not, it's not her book. - Oh, okay. I believe I'll be, I'll be used. - My position on that coercion stuff is if you were in there for a little while and you got coerced and abused, fair game, fine, you got coerced and abused. If you there for some years and years and you put up with that scared or not, you should have went to the authorities. If you die, you just died. - Do you guys stand in the rap that he got the cops on payroll? Who are you gonna go to? - No, you found the report, you found the report. - This guy is a bisexual mafia boss. - You're gonna die, you die. - It's a killing trafficker. - You got, look, you let yourself get involved with somebody who operates like this. You can't tell me she didn't see none of this stuff happening and she was like, "Yeah, I'm still gonna go. I'm still gonna go." - She didn't see bars. - What if you bars? - No, because you would have seen this stuff happening at the first party. - People get beaten in the door. It's still going to happen. - That invite would have came, that invite would have came within the first three months of dating. She's at this orgy party. She could have left. She didn't leave because she wanted to be there. - She didn't leave because she didn't want to accidentally die. - Also, she could have been at the orgy party, but she could have been in the next room making smoothies. You don't know what's going on. - If you don't like smoothies. - If you didn't know what's happening at the next room in your orgy party, you probably made an error and judgment of being there. - She didn't leave. - You don't know what you're wacking into. - Because your boyfriend is a freak. Your boyfriend is a freak. - You gotta vet the people you get involved with. - You cannot necessarily be into something if somebody can be into that. But because you're dating, you're going to be, if that's the house, what you want to do? - I'm not going to play devil's advocate with Diddy. I think Diddy did everything that everybody's saying. Diddy got too popular. Too popular for my favorite. - I just want to, I want everything to be aired out. I want to know everything. - I do too. I want to know who's involved. - I want to know the co-conspirators. - Everybody. - I want to know who's the higher ups, which they probably would never say. I want to know. I really don't want to know. - What do you do with my little dude? - Yeah. - What do you do to Bieber Valley? - What do you do to Bieber? Come on, bro. - You know what he thinks of Bieber? - I can tell Bieber got dibble because he started while and out in Germany. - And that's Dusher's fault. - I think they need to protect him too. I think they need to protect him. - I don't think they need to protect him. - I don't think they need to protect him. - I don't think he comes out. - How deep does it go, Paul? How deep does it go? - I think it goes all the way to the beginning. - It goes all the way in. - And JZB was hanging too. - I do want to know what JZ has to do with it. And you know, the conspiracy there is to say in a JZ and Beyonce getting ready to divorce. - Why? - Because of what Kanye was said. - Wait, what can I say? - He said that Beyonce made the lead JZ get some coochy. (laughing) - I mean, that's a pretty, if they get divorced over that, then Beyonce wasn't the one anyway. I mean, she should be putting out. - That's what Kanye said. So, hey, Kanye never said that wrong to me. So, what did he say that, bro? I thought all his posts been about his concerts and shit. - I remember him saying that. It was a while back. - Okay. - So I didn't know they were getting a divorce off of that. - But they're saying that they're getting a divorce off of all the Diddy stuff coming out. And Beyonce about to try to distance herself. But it's probably JZ. You know, JZ is a very good distance there. Distance there. - JZ is a 33rd degree freemason. Nothing is going to come out on him. - I think he's good at distancing himself from people. - Yeah, he's a good master of separation. - He's connected. - He's connected. - Okay. - He's connected. - Yeah. Like, freemasonry is based around secrecy. So they do not snitch on each other. They'll die first. - Oh, word? Can you get Drake knocked off then? - He probably could get Drake knocked off, actually. - I mean, I don't know how connected. I don't know how connected Drake is, but if... - Oh, to the angels. To the original car angels. Again, it'd be hell. - That freemason, like a Illuminati stuff, be scary. - My coworker freemason, and when he be talking about it, he's very coded. - My dad used to tell me about stuff like that. And it just, it really used to scare me. - The thing about it is it sucks when you're a low degree freemason because the way it's set up is they don't tell you everything. So you don't really know everything that's going on until you get into higher levels. Right now, you think you know something and you really don't. - I don't know about that. - I need a full lesson, Duane. - Next episode. I need a full breakdown, bro. - Yeah, the way it's set up is the lower levels are a test to see if you deserve to get to the higher levels. - Like Scientology? - You don't get your passion too. - I don't know anything about Scientology. - Right. For a couple of instance, anarchy shit. - There? - Scientology, they'll be making this head mic to get different levels. - That's the word, prospect. - Yeah, there are do's involved. A lot of a lot of secret societies are set up the same ways, even fraternities too. But basically like the initiates are not, everything is not revealed to the lower levels. But if Jay-Z is all the way up there, which I'm sure he is, then nothing's going to happen too. - They say it owns live nation behind the scenes. - That type of stuff be so scary, like them cults and paying to get in. And then Scientology, they be making you believe that something's wrong with you and you have to pay money for therapy to keep going through these levels. And once you reach a certain level, you think that's the end. You'll be like, nope, it's 100 more levels. That's crazy. - Yeah, and the thing is the stuff that you do to get through the levels is stuff that like kind of compromises you a little bit. So you would be like, the people who would be like, no, I'm not going to do this. They don't ever get to the higher level because it's by design. - Yeah, but also like Scientology, they be making you like, they isolate you from your friends and family so that you can't even be like, you're really stuck because you can't go back to your family and then you can't move up in the levels. So now you psychologically start to be like, yeah, I guess I got to go through these upper levels. - Got your ass. - Yeah. - That type of stuff terrifies me, honestly. It really does. - Yeah, it's really dark stuff. But I mean, that's what we got. So you just pretty much have to just accept what's going on. Just be aware. - Try not to let nobody convince you to get in no cult. - I mean, when you're at the orgy party and you think you're just making cookies, it might be time to bounce. - Right. - That's why I'll be telling y'all I'll never be baby mama number three. Y'all don't think that's the makings of a starting a cult? - Yeah, but if you start the cult, then you're already in on all the secrets. There's no lower level. You are the high level. - I don't need to have no secrets. I'm an open book. - The world is just operates that way because that's how you maintain power. - Listen, I don't need no power. I don't. - The Jay Z does. - He do. - Because people would have been at his neck by now. - Yeah. - Because Jay Z was my favorite rapper. I keep saying was he is my favorite rapper, but I keep finding out more stuff about him that is like, makes me not want him to be my favorite rapper. - Yeah. - I don't know man. It's very, it's interesting. I ain't going to lie. I'm part of me feels like maybe Jay is up there or he's just a regular nigga. Just people just making shit up. I don't know. - No, you know, he's like heavy into art and stuff now. I don't feel like he found that out by himself. - I do. - That's like, that's like a money laundering. That's a money laundering scheme. - I think 100% could be, but I also do think that art is very captivating. And once you have money like that, I think it very easily is a hobby. - It is a free way, is a easy way to put a word into something. That's not really. - I want to put a Smithsonian, like since I was a kid over the summer, I went to the Smithsonian and literally was like in a day's the entire day. Cause I'll say it like this, right? Let's say we're in a world ending event. Let's say it's like walking dead right now. And Jay Z showed up to your house with a Basquiat painting. And he'd be like, I'll trade you this Basquiat painting for your house right now. Are you going to trade it? - No. - And world ending times? No. - Yeah, that's what it doesn't mean anything really. - It's just like NFTs, like NFTs blew up. People was paying. - I wouldn't say that. - Shit. - I want to say art is worthless. - I think it has utilities. - It's not worthless. It's not worthless, but it is useless. - Yeah. I think, like, it's depending on the time. If it's peaceful time, the art is dope until it comes to the shit's where art is not priority right now. It's survival. It's toilet paper and water. - It's not priority, but I think it... - It helps being here? - No, because I was trying to say, like, a painting from the 15th century in times of war, and, like, I'm burning this house down, or what do you want to bring out of it that's valuable? Like, you're not going to collect all the paintings, but I think that there's always going to be, like, the survivors of that are going to make art of that. So I think art is something that's always important. I want to say it's worthless. - Yeah, like I said, it's not worthless. It's just useless. You have no use for it except to hang it on a wall. - Except for to... - And put a imaginary value on it. - Yeah, the value is the issue, because that's like, oh, do you want $8 million or this Mona Lisa? - You know what's crazy? When I started painting, I always, like, I never put a price on it, and I would just tell people, "Pay me what you think is worth." Because that's how I felt about art. Because some of my artist friends, like, they'll charge like $800, and I'm like, you don't have $800. So, like, I think everyone should have access to good art. Everyone should have access to art that makes them feel good, and they should be able to, like, buy it. So when I started painting, I would always just... - Well, then you got to ask what makes the art good. Like, is it difficult to create? Is it technically good? - I mean... - Yeah, it's super subjective, because I could look at a painting that's, like, technically very good, but it don't mean nothing to, like, evoke no emotion. - I have zero emotions when I look at the Mona Lisa. I'm not going to hold you. - I don't understand it. I don't feel it. - I can appreciate the composition. - Yeah, it looks like it was very hard to paint, because I've done some painting. I went to some, like, you know, little art stuff. - Wine and painting. - Painting is not easy. - I like painting. I don't know. But there's just some stuff you look at. Or even stuff that's, like, super abstract, and, like, people are, like, finding the meaning in it. And it's, like, it's a white canvas. Like, with a speckle on it, and we're trying to find a meaning. - That should be funny to me, bro. - Who's the person who recently... This is, like, a couple years ago, who sold some art at an auction, and when the person bought it, it, like... - Oh, the Banksy. Yeah, the Banksy. Banksy's art is pretty dope, actually. - What? - Somebody put a piece of dollars on a piece, and I thought it triggered, like, some odd... - Yeah, as soon as it hits, as soon as they were, like, sold, the frame of the painting had, like, a shredder in it. And so it halfway shredded the image after it's sold. - Oh, I got it. - And, you know, it's worth even more money as a shredded painting. - You better put that. - Tell a lot of stories. - Go to that shit back together. - See, and that's where I'd be like, "This shit's worthless, 'cause that doesn't make sense to me." - Maybe I'm not sophisticated enough. - It's like people who buy, uh, rip jeans from the store. - Uh, glue my shit back together, boy. - Mm-hmm. - Get my money back. - This lady about to lose it. She's like, "Oh, my God." - You have to lay your shreds. - Like, what? - Right. - I'm figuring it out. - Oh, shit. - He secretly built a shredder literally into the painting. That's crazy, bro. In case it was ever put up for auction. - Oh, shit. So, like, it was, like... - You're not supposed to be auctioned, yeah. - Yeah. - What time out? Do I get a receipt? Do I get a... What? Do I get a receipt? - Do you think you're brain? - Yeah. - He said that's your worth now. - Yeah, that's yours. - Well, I'm auctioning it right back. Okay. - I think somebody... I think somebody did. I think you're sold for more this time. - Oh, my God. That's crazy as fuck, bro. - See, that's so subjective to what... what you really... When I was a kid, my parents had a painting. It's a carousel painting. And it was by a famous black artist. - Artist. - I got that. I just got that. - I saw artists. And it's like, if I had ever seen the original of that, like, it's something that I would want to have. It's something that I would want to pass down if I ever had to do something like that. But, like I said, like a picture of, like, flower in a meadow. You know what I mean? As technical as it could be or as like flawless in composition as it could be. If it don't do nothing for me, it just... - That's art, right? - But I will say, if you've never been to the Smithsonian... - That'd be a cool date. - I went over the summer. I couldn't see everything because, obviously, you know, but I got to see natural history. And then we looked at two of the art museums. And I see the African-American history one, but I went on a date to that one. And the person I went on a date with, I don't think they could read. - Aw, shit. - It wasn't. - How you find that one, John? - It's the slide. - Damn, how did you find this? - You gotta... Okay, you know, you both look at an exhibit. You look at the exhibit, you read the little blip. You make a little comment to yourself. And then you move on to the next thing. - Yeah. - That's something you really like. - Would mean "Tregression"? - No! Obviously, you didn't do that. But when you see something you really like, and you look, and you marvel, and you know. Wow, so great. And then you move on to the next thing. But this man was like, we were looking at Emmett Till's casket, and it was like a long ticket in there. And he was in there for like 30 minutes. And I was like, okay, that was already like, I could tell. - I'm outta get him hard. - I think it did hit him hard. But then after the rest of the day. So like, I'm looking at stuff. I'm like, okay. And I'm like, saying all of these things that I, you know, all of the stuff that I know about black history. And like, he asked one of the workers, like he was like, is this the real change from slavery? - Right. - And I was like, oh my God. - That's what I expected. - Like, this is clearly a replica. And then I was like done with the first floor. I had left his ass somewhere. - Aw. - I had to circle back like five or six times. And he was like, wow, you're really breezing through, aren't you? And I was like, can you read? Like, what is breaking you so long? - Wait, he was really soaking it in, bro. - Yeah, man, I should traumatize it, bro. - He's probably telling somebody right now, like, man, I went to a museum with an art gallery with this girl. She didn't appreciate nothing, man. She was so uneducated. - I told her that. - She was an American part. - I told her that. - I think she was mad at Emmett Till, 'cause she like white women. - Yeah. I told him after that, I had knew a lot about, like, this is something that's really special to me. Like, this is what I was knew. So I was excited to go. And he was like, oh, I don't think you know that much. And I want to learn from, like, the real museum people. And I was like, I'm fine. - Oh, like that. - When we get in there, and I'm talking about this stuff, and I'm like, oh, you know, what's your favorite, Tony Morrison? But I like to love it. And, like, I'm trying to have these conversations. And, like, you clearly don't know what I'm talking about. And then, like, why did it take you a half an hour to read a paragraph about good times? Why did it take that long? - 'Cause you've been playing on my E. - Why did it take that long? We didn't even, like, we didn't get to see the whole museum, either. 'Cause after, I don't want to leave him on the first floor, so I just kept circling back, circling back. - Maybe four syllable words were hard for him to read. - Right. - Honestly, I truly think so because it's, when you take it in, that's one thing. I took it in. When I see Emma Tovkaski, I really took it in. I stood there for about 15 minutes, and I really thought about a lot. - Uh-huh. - You said this is why black men should never-- - Think about white queens forever. - You know what? His baby mom was a white woman. - And you went on a date with him? - Sure did. - Wow. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - Now that this has been years, this is that person that I went to DC with, and they left me in the room. - Oh, I remember that. - Yeah. We went to the-- - And you was playing 2K? - And I was playing 2K. Meanwhile, this man was probably on a two-man with somebody else. - So they're doing a three-man weave. You was over there playing 2K. - And I was playing 2K, and I had to beg him to do something. He was like, "Oh, I would like to see the Smithsonian." Then we went in. Can't you read, Mr. Can't you read? - I remember that. You told me. I remember that. I was laughing. I remember that. - Here. - Um, you want to close out with a couple of anime things? You got-- - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to see some anime stuff. All right. Fallbacks try it. Fallback to wait. I know y'all have this HR bag. Hunter X Hunter is back. Hunter Hunter is back. The manga. - Hold on a second. Don't they call it Hunter Hunter? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Hunter Hunter is back. Chapter 401 dropped on Sunday. It shook the streets. Half a million downloads in two days. I'm just saying. - Damn. - You know what I mean? Prior to this, I was watching. A lot of YouTube videos catching up because it's just been a two year wait for a chapter. So, you know, forget a lot of shit. Um, shout out to Gashi for sure. Uh, pause. I hope your back is okay because it's the reason why you kind of like stopped. Um, I'm up to date and picked up. It's actually pretty fire now. - Um. - No. - 30 chapters are made. 30 chapters are done. So hopefully this current arc is done. This is session war arc. I hope it's over and we get to go to the dark continent and. We go from there. Um. - I'm not there. - He's into who's into Hunter Hunter hit me. Please. We can chat. We can talk about it all day. I'm up to date. I'm current. I'm ready to go. Um, I will say beyond that row is. He's turning out to be a very good enemy villain. He's very calculated. Very. I mean, the man spoiler alert. The man had 20 kids. And he linked up with one of the king's wives and had a child on the low. And he wants that child to win because like, uh, man, it's. - And how hard it would. - It's complicated to explain. There's 14 princes, right? And. They use the term prints, but it's daughters and guys, but they just call them princes. And they're having a war. Only one can survive to be the next king. - Damn. - And then, and the king himself. He has like eight wives, eight legal wives. He got side kids too. That's a whole different thing. He got side kids who are like on the ship too. And they read like the underworld aspect of the empire, like the mafia's and shit. That's a whole veteran bag that he can get into later. But so now it's revealed in this latest chapter that beyond narrow, which is Isaac narrow son, he has a kid that is a prince with one of the wives. He slid in somebody DM and got it popping. 30 years ago, allegedly. So now they're trying to find out who the fuck is this kid. And then like, it was revealed that all the bodyguards for the princes is his kid. Already. He got like 22 kids. - So he has the kids themselves and then the bodyguards are kids too. - Like one bodyguard per prince is one of his kids and he put a name curse on them. And when they die, it's supposed to kill a prince. - Oh, that's crazy. - There's 13 that has like men curses. So when they die, it's supposed to randomly kill a prince. So they're trying to find out who is the kid. - You mean randomly as in it's not like your bodyguard. Okay. - Your bodyguard is your keeper technically. Your bodyguard dies. Did you die type shit? - Like if a bodyguard dies. That's a netheral kid, the name curse is going to kill a prince at random. But it's not at random because it's targeted, but it's random for the readers because we don't know. - Oh, okay. - It's going to kill because now they're trying to find out like who the fuck is what are the princes because they want to find out within a week. So they got like five days left. So technically when this next chapter come out on Sunday, they're supposed to find out like who it is before it's too late type shit. - So what's what's a what? - What's a what, a carapica is carapica. - Carapica got the Blicki. He ain't fucking playing. - Okay. - Can you see that? - You got the Blicki on deck. - I'm from pulling our hearts to run around with the Blick. - He got the Blick. He got the chains out. He got his men popping. He got the dowsing chain. He knows if you lie and when he talks to you. - Yeah. - This person right here is one of the netherals kids, the bodyguard. They just found out. The bodyguard, their net power is they can make a contract. And it's a truthful contract because in order for them. That's why 100 is like goaded because like all the names, they're like super explained. So this person in particular, when they make a contract, they have to tell the truth. That's like their condition for the contract to work. So everything that the person said in this chapter is truth about like there's a kid, but they don't know who it is. - Okay. - And then there's other kids that are bodyguards. So it's like, oh shit. - And it's all the truth, right? Okay. - Yeah. And then like the Blackwell, that's the shit that they're on. There's like 200,000 people in the ship. The whole hunter association, the fandom troop, all that. There's like a lot of intertwining like. - That's the whole continent on that whole town. - Yeah, that's a lot going on. Like it's crazy. It's to the point where like the hunter association wants to trick the cocky empire. By saying they're going to the dark continent, but they're really not. They're going to drop them off at a new continent and then they're going to hop on a ship and go to the dark continent. But then at the same time, the king, the king and the cocky empire is like, no, I actually want to low key sacrifice everybody so I can do this like then things so I can get super powerful, whatever. So it's a lot going on. A lot of twists. - A lot of okay. - To put a button on this, hit me in the DMs. We could talk under a hunter all day. Shout out to Gashi. I'm glad you're back. 29 chapters to go. You already said these 29 chapters are going to end this arc. - That's it. - And then the next arc is the dark continent arc itself. Low key. I don't think Carapica is going to make it. - Why? - Let me know if you feel like otherwise, but if you know, you know. - Oh, what? - He got his like, he got a, a man called emperor time where every second is five minutes of his lifespan. And he like passed out and when he woke up, he lost five years of his lifespan. But in order for him to not get killed, he has to have it active because all these niggas on the ship are like super high. - So there's no like, there's no plus side. Like if he kills somebody, he get plus five. It's like minus. - No, it's minus the duration. So it's like, fuck. - I have to keep it active because it makes them. - Yeah, because you said Phantom troop on the ship to a ship? - Yeah, they're looking for a, he's so good right now. And they're like eliminating a mafia family too at the same time. - That's a lot. Okay. - Yeah. - He's focused like super OP because he died, but he had like a name, a name condition and he revived himself. And so, and like a big part of this anime is postpartum then is like super OP. Like if you die and you somehow find out how to like circumvent that, you're like OP now. So that's a factor. - Yeah, but whatever. I don't want to drag it out. - Yeah. - I did not read the comments. Creator dies and they sell his legacy to Netflix to turn to you and your family guy. - Yeah, it's a cold world, man. They got to get that money. - Cool. What's this supposed to be about? - I don't know. I'm not sure. - That's hairless this week. - Nah, I didn't do one because we haven't potted in a while. And I kind of felt like we needed like some talking points to give the hit the streets. - Plus, I didn't find a tearless that was like interested in this week to me. - Are you not talking about anime? I don't want to interrupt. I'm sorry. - Nah, I'm done. Yeah, I'm done. - Can we do since this? Well, now it's 10/11, but it technically was 10/10, right? Let me start it. So why don't everybody do a 10 out of 10 album, a 10 out of 10 meal? - 10 out of 10 show. - 10 out of 10 album, it's 10 out of 10 meal show. - I'll have one first. - Okay, so let's see, 10 out of 10 album. - Today is October 10th on the 10th and the 10th, 10th, 10th. - That's 11 for me. - 10, 10, 10, 10. A 10 out of 10 album. I might say a Kanye album for a... - I'm gonna hold on. I'm thinking about... - I know. I gotta think of my 10 out of 10 too. Those are the first thing that came to mind. - You said a 10 out of 10 meal? - A 10 out of 10 meal? Or, I don't know. - Them 16, them 16 chicken wine. (laughter) - Men in half. - A 10 out of 10. - I'm a pasta guy. Give me some shrimp, linguine here, Alfredo or something like that, and I'm Gucci. - A 10 out of 10 show. - Damn, I would have to say, this is gonna sound so corny. - That's scary. - Law and order SVU might be a 10 out of 10 shows. - You're starting with your 10 out of 10 show? - Yeah, I'm gonna say Law and order SVU. I ain't gonna hold you. That should be having me in a choke hold. - It's a 10 out of 10 because it's been on... - Forever. - And going nowhere. - No. - It ain't going nowhere. - I think my 10 out of 10 show. Obviously that changes, but right now, severance is crazy. I think that's a 10 out of 10. - Very bad thing, sure. - Severance went hard. - Wait, what are you talking about? - Go ahead, sorry, sorry. - Oh, sorry. I was gonna say I'm excited for the new Squid Game and the new season of severance comes out in January. But severance is a good one if you guys haven't seen it. - I got a 10 out of 10 show that I thought was a 10 out of 10. - Definitely. - Yeah, I did. - Thank you. - 'Cause I feel like everybody else is thinking, when they did the OJ with Cuba getting, that actually was fine. - What was fire? - That it was fire. - I didn't know a lot about that. - If it ain't a 10, it's a 9.99 to 9.99 'cause bro. - It was good. I didn't know a lot about, we were kids. - Yeah. - We were kids. I don't even know a lot about what was going on. - That scene at the end, when he made that speech, we're gonna get the Colombians that killed the cold. Everybody was looking at him like, what? - I guess I gotta say a 10 out of 10 cartoon. - The cartoon is easy. - What's the really a 10 out of 10 for me? - For cartoon. - 10 out of 10 cartoon is SpongeBob season two. - But no, see, I was gonna say SpongeBob, but SpongeBob will still have to hit today for me to give it a 10 out of 10. - That isn't scary. - It's still hit. Season two is like... - I was talking about the new stuff that they're putting out. - Oh, man. I don't even watch. - Who's watching that? - If I was still watching cartoons, I'm sure it would hit. - I don't think so 'cause I feel like it's almost like who's running SpongeBob now hates the creator of SpongeBob 'cause I don't think he has it to be living. - I mean, we don't even count the new stuff. That's like saying Teen Titans Go is the same as Teen Titans. It's a different show. - But I think it is, though. I think... First, SpongeBob's been a 10 out of 10 for me. It would have had to end right when the first movie came out. There not have been a 10 out of 10. - Yeah, that is, that's it. That's where it felt for me. - Yeah, but they are actualists. - But it kept going. - What season was the Alaskan bullworm season three? - Probably season two or three. - After three, I'm done. That's all I need. - Yeah, but no, I can't. - The top it's selling episode, top tier. - I can't give it to FreakBob. - Going to rock bottom is top tier. - Those are all classic episodes. - Them first three seasons, 10 out of 10 for me. - Fire, 100%. I just can't. 'Cause for a 10 out of 10 show, every episode, up until it comes, like right now, has to be fired. - Avatar, but Avatar got 10 for 10 potential as a cartoon. - I'm not kidding. - Yeah, that's what I was going to say for cartoon. - Life lessons in there. (indistinct) - Characters that I actually cared about. - Philosophy. - I'm picking, I'm picking Rugrats 10 out of 10 cartoons. - Really? The whole show? - Yeah, the whole show. - You like Kimmy? - I did like Kimmy. - You like Bill? - I did like Bill, actually. - It was a good show, but it was maybe an eight. - Taffy was good, she was voiced by Amanda Barnes. - Amanda Barnes ain't doing too good these days. - That's not my claim. - I would be. - Prayers up. - Too much shit going on. Art used to be going on to her, fuck. - Prayers up to Amanda. - They said Diddy was. He was at the Nickelodeon Diddy parties too. - I hope Diddy did do Amanda. Man though, boys, come on Diddy. - He definitely did. - He was the biggest for how long? How many people didn't he do? It would be probably faster to find the people he didn't have. - I don't think he did a little bit. - Keenan Thompson probably got Diddy. - Hell Mitchell for some reason. - Keenan Thompson is so kind out of kill. Art Keenan to kill, that's a 10 out of 10. But Keenan is so, if you ever watch his interviews, I read his book. And he's so cool. - I hate it. Keenan grown up. - I really hope nothing happens to him. - Is it in the roasted sessions? Nege has always called me Keenan Thompson. I hate it though. - Oh shit. - I like Keenan. - I mean, that's not, I don't think that's his point though. But yeah, I get what you said. But yeah, I like Keenan too. - I'm just saying, I read his book. And I hope he didn't get to do it because damn. - He doesn't, he's seeing what he does for his career. He doesn't give me signs of he got dead. - I don't think so either. - He hasn't had a wild out lashing out. - But not even that. - Fernando. - Yeah. - He always talks about how like his parents were like there. - Oh, that can make a difference actually. - You do. - Yeah. - Yeah, but that's what I'm playing around like that. One interesting being funny here, we out. - That's true. That is really true. - Wasn't that kind of a homeboy's Nickelodeon doc? Was that homeboy with the bad dude with the dreads? Was his mom in the same way? Like no, you're not. - Yeah. I know who you talk about. Yeah. - But him and his mom didn't talk over that. - Yeah. I mean. - That's crazy. How do you handle that? - I got to fuck up the bread because I'm not going to let you get it. - It's looking funny. Yeah, it's looking funny. I'll hear you. - I'd rather have my butt protected than get some bread. - Me too. So I can never like, I can never have resentment toward my parents. - At that moment in time, I would probably be happy. - Yeah, but when I grow up and see, I'll be like, thank God. - Right. - But that would have been a conversation because it's not like he was a child child. He was in his teens. - Now he started young. He was doing other stuff before that. - Yeah. I mean. - He was. But I also think in your teens, you comprehend like maybe for like 13, 14, you're like, man, I'm really pissed off. I should have been doing this blah, blah, blah. But at 15, 16, you, I think you understand like the gravity of. Now see, I see, look, I could have been a victim easily because my mom, when I was like a baby, she would take me to like the Huggies casting. And she said, we went to the, she said, we went to the Huggies casting. And the director was like, okay, take off your shirt. And I must have been like three years old. And I said, I'll take off my shirt for strangers. And my mom said, they told us to leave and they said, we'll call you. And that was the last seat ever got a call trip. - Yeah. - He wasn't willing and ready. - Wait, you fucked up the bag, bro. Come on, bro. - Come on, come on. You could have been. - My mom is still mad at me to this day. - It is a day. - That's wild though. I think you're very wild. - That's creepy to think about too, bro. - It is. - Perspective is crazy as you get older. - It is crazy. - Ten out of ten bit for me. - Yeah. - Lobster tails. That's a ten out of ten dish for me. - Sounds great. - Oh, yeah. I'm behind. So what I'm going to, I'm going to stick with Avatar for my cartoon. For a show, I'm going to go with. Now, now my favorite show is the Sopranos, but I don't think all the episodes are ten out of ten. - Yeah, but that's a solid-ass show. - I'm going to go with, I'm going to go with Snowfall for my ten out of ten show. - I've never seen that either. - Okay, Snowfall, I'm still catching up. I'm mad at Franklin, so I slowed down on fucking feelings. - Oh, you look mad at Franklin for the rest of the show. - I know, I know. - I already, he hit that part. - It was rad at who? - Kind of like Aaron and then Teko Titan, where he went from like, I'm fighting for this to like the asshole. So now it's like, I stopped and just-- - I don't know, but Teko Titan is an anime. - No. - Teko Titan, ten out of ten. - So Snowfall, I'm at the part where they just shot up. They shot at Franklin. And so he's with Bear, what's his fucking name? He's with the wrestler dude, they were under the house because-- - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, they fucked up Teddy. Yeah, Teddy got shot and then they also shot at his uncle, his auntie, and his mom when they were out eating. So I'm like at that part and I'm just like slowly became an asshole. So I'm like not interested in no more. - The show does get very frustrating all the way through the end of the show, but I'm not going to knock it because the storytelling is still good. - Wow. Well, we're talking about our favorite show. I want to say it's secure, it's a ten out of ten, but-- - Okay. - Is that show about? - Yeah, my favorite show is The Sopranos. - I love The Sopranos, that's a sweet series, bro. - We should give our ten out of ten celebrity crush too. - No, nobody did albums yet, right? I'm tripping. - Oh, album. Beautiful dark twisted fantasy is a ten out of ten album. - Okay. Yes, it is. I would agree. - I ain't taking rap. - I'm taking confessions for mine. - Oh, that's-- - Oh, that was a ten out of ten. - I'm on R&B. I was like R&B, but I don't want to go super obvious, but confessions was like very all the way through. - I think a ten out of ten song is a Stevie Wonder song. - I'm going to put a emancipation of me as a ten out of ten. - Okay. - I respect it. - Yeah. - I can't even see what it came up. - If you look at the track list, no cap. I think like six songs are like singles, like big singles. - Yeah. - Shake it off. - Yeah, that's the one on there. - We belong together. - We belong together. - We belong together. - Yeah, yeah. - Mine again. - Like every song over here. - That's it? - I sang on the song. - That's on it? - Yeah. - I don't think obsessed is on this one. - Oh, that's the one after? - Yeah, I think that was the one after. - That's the one with Fat Man Scoop, R.I.P. - It's like that? - I was wondering. - Yeah. - That's like... - R.I.E. - Yeah, that's the good one. - It's like six, sevens, fingers on that one. - One on twist it. - Twist it. - Yeah. - Ten out of ten to have them for me, I would... - I think A.E.E. is a ten out of ten too. - I mean, that's the last one you're going to get it. - Yeah, that's it. - A little murder. - For a show, I'll go send to anarchy. I'll just fucking with that. - I'm going to say that too, because when Opie died, I legit felt away. - Yeah. - I'm about to get a motorcycle. Should I wash it before or after I get a motorcycle? - You're watching before. So you understand what you about to get into? - That bike you're like? - The way it knows what's up. - You about to run the streets of... Whatever they at? Well, they ran Cali, but they always ran into Nevada. - Hello, bro. - They was in Nevada too. India Springs time shit. - Mm-hmm. - Uh... - Red and guns. - Cartoon. - I don't know. - I don't know. - One on Cartoon. - Ten out of ten cartoon. I got spudged by first three seasons on a lot. - If y'all play 'em by the first three seasons, - That's the greatest cartoon ever made. - But I think Rugrats is up there. - Low-key, SpongeBob kind of ruined cartoons too. - I think so too. But I look like Dexter's lab as a ten out of ten too. Dexter's lab. - Ooh, you know, I give it a nine. But it was up there. - What, Dexter? - Yeah, it loses points for animation. - Damn, look at that. - The animation was kind of... - Oh yeah, a little bit. - But it was, I mean, the show was it. - I watched it. And it still holds up. - Yeah. - You know how a cartoon that does not hold up for me? - Mm-hmm. - Doug. Doug does not hold up for me. Every time I watch Doug, I really start getting in my bag because, like, why would he like that? Why would he like that? - He was writing in a journal. - Okay. - Hey Arnold, write in a journal too. Hey Arnold, it's a ten out of ten also. - Oh yeah. Hey Arnold is for sure a ten out of ten. - Arnold. - No, Doug was just, his head was in the clouds all the time. - Yeah, that's what happens. He was sprung on Patty Mannings. That's why you gotta keep your head on your bag. - No. Roger was the coolest dude on the show, and it should have been about him. - It's evil. - Or Skeeter. Skeeter was cool too. - The show should have been, well I mean Roger was the bad guy. - Doug's sister was the fire girl on the show. - Judy. - That's who it should have been about. That would have been a fire show. - Judy was. Judy had motion. - She did. Did y'all like Daria? - I did a little bit. - I was like big Daria. - Oh that's the one with the glasses that chick. - Mm-hmm. - She had red hair or like be net or whatever she had glasses. I never watched that red hair. - I was a big Daria fan. - It's hard to, bro. I don't. - Ten for ten cartoon, well come on man. - This is hard for two. - If not, if I'm going like that then I'm going like X-Man anime. That Batman animated series. I'm going with one of those cause every Saturday it would be, oh. - Y'all man, those are so good they had to try and bring them back. So yeah. - That's the angle I, that X-Man 97 has fire, bro. - I need to get it off y'all watching. - I don't watch the last episode. - I need to get your fire. - I saved the last episode. - The way they portrayed Magneto in this X-Man 97? Oh my God. - I feel like that's the way that Magneto should be. - Should be. - Yes. - Should be. - Yes. - He really low-keyed like Malcolm X or that show. - He is. - The first class of this episode is one piece. - First class was my favorite X-Man movie cause. - Yeah, it highlighted the birth of Magneto. That was fire. - Yeah. X-Man was my favorite always. - And it made sense. Magneto was justified in the way that he acts like yeah. - Yeah. - I think a lot of mutants are justified in the way that they act. But a lot of mutants are not justified in the way that they act too. - Say everything that's not justified in the way that he acts. - Just because you're like OP, don't mean you get the while out. - Yeah, but they can't handle the power like that, bro. - They've over-reamed the fine human new girl. Why are you tripping on Jean Grey like that, brother? - Come on now. You know, we get that. - You got that fire. - She got that fire. - She got that fire. - She got a head taste literally like, man, find somebody else, bro. - She be throwing him a little. - He tripping over Jean Grey and Fylock sitting right there. Thick as hell, ninja skills can fight like. - I'm not worried about that. - Yeah, but Jean Grey, she in his head though, she in his head. - Literally. - Literally, exactly. - Literally, and then again. - Yeah, I'm done. Cheyenne, you did all yours, love brands. - No, I added one. I had 10 out of 10 celeb crush. - Oh, damn. - Oh, there's a bunch. - They gotta hit. I'm talking 10 out of 10. They gotta hit the mark every single mark. - Well, man, I'm about to fail that test. It's just cause there's gonna be a white woman. - Okay. - Wait, who you gonna say? Who you gonna say though? Hold on. - It better be like. - I do got my white woman. - I think I better be Margot. - I think I better be Margot. - I think I better be Margot. - It better be Margot. - Yeah, it's Margot. It's Margot. - Yeah, there you go. - I can let Margot slide. - Yes. - Margot. - Margot. - Margot. - Margot. - Margot. That's a 10 out of 10. - Oh, okay. - Margot. - For the milk chasers out there. Margot is top of the top. - Yeah, that's the cream. That's the cream of the crop. - Yeah, I can let Margot slide. But if you was gonna say some might. Trash. I don't know, man. - No, Margot. She got it. - I mean, that was the only one that came to mind. - A 10 out of 10 celebrity crush for me. - If you would have said something like Maggie Gyllenhaal, I'd be like, all right. - I'd be like, well, actually. - No. That's like that sweet. That was like a Batman in Joker. Like he would kill Rachel. Go ahead. - Oh. - Damn. - Damn it. - Oh, she's kind of woman is way better than Rachel. She stayed up right now. Okay, cool. - That's funny. - Dude, that's shit. - Let the block burn for Maggie Gyllenhaal. Go ahead. I absolutely do not care. - Damn, you were the same. - You were the same. - You were the same. - Harvey. - Harvey. - Harvey went to turn in the two face. - You were the same. Harvey did over Rachel. That's crazy. - That's crazy. - That's crazy. - You're going to see him a whole nigga over. - That's wild. - It was like, absolutely. What did it say? I got a finder. - That's fucking wild. - I would have seen Rachel too. I ain't going to lie. - It says the Joker in the Dark Knight would have had no leverage on me talking about some Maggie Gyllenhaal. Boy, you set the block on fire. I don't care. - That's the city burn. - I'm going to risk my life for her. I'm going to save Harvey dead. He's a prosecutor. - Right. You can get me out of this. - You know what? I'm actually trying to change the city for real. - Harvey didn't. He was so good at that time. Wasn't he? - Yeah, he was good at that time. - We got burnt up two face. - We got burnt up. We switched up. - Mike's had out of time. Let me think a little bit. Cause it's not going to be who y'all think I'm going to say. - If you don't say Jason Tatum, you bug it. - It's not Jason Tatum. You be on me. - Oh, what? - It's over. - Yeah. Okay. - I mean realistically, I think Margot did too, right? So it's really over me. - It's so pertinent. I think she's so pertinent. - I don't know. But it's over. It's over. - I feel your pain, man. This man walking around wearing necklaces with his kid's name. But we still don't even like, I think it's crazy to be put induced in the limelight. It's like you only claiming one child in the public eye. - Maybe she don't want. - Yeah, maybe. - Maybe. - But we already know. - I mean, that relationship low key. - I think you could still be private and still be like, you know, I welcome the birth of my son Dylan. I don't know. - It works both ways. As much as you don't like Tatum for that, a lot of dudes are like, man, Ella, make it a go with me. - Good for them. If we talk about basketball, my 10 out of 10. I would give it to Anthony Edwards. But. Or Taylor Greene, because he's fine. - And he Edwards. You know what? I take drugs. - Or Taylor Greene, because he's fine. - And he Edwards. You know what? I'll take Jordan Liz off. - I'll take that. - That's your thing? - Jordan Liz. - That's your thing. - Baby. She's cool. - She is celebrity. What is she famous for? - She was a Kardashian for him. - Yeah. - Which I am not in. - Just a celebrity. - I don't know if they did. - I don't know if they did or do. - You sure know. You just have to be famous. - She was best friends with Kylie. And then she. - Got lied on. - Yeah, basically. And then they tried to victimize Jordan. Even though she was a teenager, he was a grown man. And then they tried to victimize Jordan. And then. - Yeah. - They were really close. Like, Khloe did all of that to break up her sister's friendship with Jordan. But I think that are all friends again. - That works. - I can't wait for her. That's just the fade away. - Oh, man. - They're doing some ditty tapes. - They got too many kids. They're never going anywhere. - I appreciate that it's like kind of a woman kind of. - They're not here. - But I don't. Well, you don't don't like live anyway. And I don't like sex. - They're not positive for society. - I don't like to say this. - That's why people be like rappers are bad. Like, they're worse. - They've done so much damage. Even just a women's image. Even just a women's self image is so awful. - They don't live in beauty standards. And they took one of the greatest music artists of all time, and they made them into a nitrous oxide hufford. - Yeah. - I'm gonna have to keep my-- - They made Lamar hold him to crack, bro. - I'm gonna have to-- - Right. - I'm gonna have to hold Kanye accountable. If he wasn't so concerned with big-to-the-white women, this wouldn't have-- - They took his kids from him. He married her. - That's what I'm saying. If he wasn't so concerned-- - Nobody should marry Kim Kardashian. Nobody, she shouldn't even have a chance to get married. - If he-- - He tried to turn a hold to a housewife. - I don't think she was a hoe, but I do think if he had to-- (laughing) - You don't think she was a hoe? - You don't think she was a hoe? - Well, can you get that white dude who blinks when he's surprised, that meme? - She's a hoe, why? - Because he has sex tapes? - No, she used to fake cry about Ray J. And it wasn't even true the whole time. - I think-- - I think-- - I think if you have children and you are butt naked on the front of a magazine, that makes you a hoe. - That's subjective. - I think so too. And I think everyone is entitled to what they think is the hoe, 'cause that's what makes the world go around. You stay away from hoes, but other hoes get with hoes, and people that don't wanna be around hoes don't go around hoes. - I didn't say I didn't wanna be around hoes. I didn't even say being a hoe was a bad thing. I just said she's a hoe. - I'm just a hoe. (laughing) - That's what I said is that our judgment of people determines. - Everybody here at the Melanchor's in the chat podcast love hoes. Not like that, but-- - You know, let 'em hoes. - They love 'em. We love 'em. - Can I start my 10 out of 10 crush? - Yeah, yeah. - My 10 out of 10 crush. I think it's the key thing I feel. - That would actually make sense for you. He's an artist. - He's cool. - You have a guy. You like that kind of vibe. You like mysterious guys. That's cool. - I do like mysterious guys. - You like figuring things out. Okay. - Whenever I see Lackey, I think of the day Chappelle Prince. - Everybody. (laughing) - All right, the other one. Letter. Let me say that, Chappelle. But Lackey says five. - 10 out of 10. Back in the day, I probably would have said Lord London is a 10 out of 10. - I think she's still the same. - Yeah. But out of respect for Nip, I ain't gonna say she a 10 out of 10. Let's see. I mean, most of the Hollywood 10s, they didn't know. - You know who was my 10 out of 10? And it's probably nobody else's 10 out of 10. I used to think Jordan Sparks was a 10 out of 10. - Jordan's cool. - I'm the cat. - When Jason Derulo and Jordan Sparks broke up, that's when I knew Jason Derulo was gay. Of telling y'all in a couple years, he's gonna come out. - I don't think that's a fair assessment. I kinda agree with Cheyenne. If I was with Jordan Sparks, we would never. - There's lots of reasons to break up with people. - It wasn't just a breakup. It was like his mannerisms, how he moved afterwards. And then the other girl, he was, I'm telling him, bro. - He probably got diddled. - He might've been diddling. - Oh, hell no. - He definitely got the diddling. - You know, people that have been diddled, do turn around and do the diddling. - Y'all got a chill, bro. - Each one teach one. - It's like proofing that if you wear abuse. You're more likely to. - It flicked the pain on others. - Well. - Yeah, I used to be Jordan Sparks as a 10 'cause she had that whole son like, "Oh, I'm just here to sing and I sound good." And I'm pretty. - She came to Harrisburg one time. It was a saggy concert. She walked right through the crowd and I was like, "Hi, Jordan." And she was like, "Hey, how you doing?" She was like, "Hey, how you doing?" And I felt different. - Wonderful. - They were happy. - Hey, hi. How's the weather out here? - Because he walked right through the crowd and I was like, "Oh, hi, Jordan." - Hey, girl. - You're the boss I met. I met JoJo in a bathroom. - I think you should. - Yeah. - It was a karaoke. She was like, "Are you going to sing?" I was like, "No." - Yeah. - No, no, no. - You're the fucking figure. What are you doing? - Yeah. - Not what you're asking. - I'm sorry. What's here? - What? - You're a professionally trained singer for your mail. - Thanks. - Maybe you should go sing a little tune. That's funny. Well, guys, this was episode 37, man. We back again. - First. - We'll see y'all next week, man. This was fun. - Thank you. - Shout out, Cheyenne. Shout out, Lee. Shout out, Chris. Shout out everybody who's watching. Shout out to the YouTube channel. We go live every Thursday when available. Asterix. We can start at 8 p.m. West Coast time. Next week, we'll definitely do a tear video of some sort. Peace! [BLANK_AUDIO]