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go? Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. This bird's gone to Super Bowl. Here we go. Hey guy, how you doin? Bad. Oh, I can't wait for this episode. I can't wait for this episode. Is this going to be Zach's last episode? Or have you... No, I'd like it to be. Have you gotten over anything that's happened over the last three days? Um, yeah, I'm over. I'm over everything I think. Okay. Well, we'll see when we jump back into the reviews if you're really over everything or not. Alright guys, welcome in week six, episode six of the pod. It's Tuesday, October 15th. And we've had a lot of NFL news happen today, haven't we guy? Just like in the last hour. Yeah, the last hour. We've had a ton of stuff. And I'm excited to get in. Oh, I'm excited to get baby. Alright, but first, but first. Guy, what's going on? Anything new? Anything new in your life? Anything exciting? I got dinner or I got lunch with my grandma. Today? Today. Oh, that's awesome. Where'd you go? We went to Clovins. Oh my god. You were literally just there, two weeks ago. Yeah, I know. But they like it. So they like to go when they're down here. I mean, who doesn't like to go? Megan. What? Yes, she doesn't like it. Are you serious? Wait, seriously? I'll be in dead series. Yeah. What? I have to convince her to go. What? Why doesn't she like it? Because she doesn't like burgers, quote, quotations. They have chicken tenders. Yeah. They have sandwiches. Yeah, she got the fish sandwich. Lots of times she said it was pretty good. They have chili. They have soup. They have got your tongue, the wrong person here. They have really good fries. They have good onion rings. They have good drinks. She's just picky. Yeah, this is why she's picky. She she does that. I think she just does it difficult. Do you not like bar food? That's crazy. Oh god. Okay, Megan. Well, a new lack of respect for Megan. Please let her know next time you see her or if she's listening to the pod, Megan. Just well, it's actually just L. Yeah, it's just insane. There's no defending any of that. No, it's crazy. It's crazy. But she gets food from Dana's. I don't think she likes it. Okay, well, whatever. Okay. Let's let's talk about college football. Let's talk about the Bucks. And the Bucks is lost to the Oregon Ducks. Quickly. That was a realistic duck guy. Thank you. Thanks. I've been practicing. It was a really good game if you like college football. I was rooting interest. It was a really good game. Like that might be hard to beat. I mean, I had everything interest, but it was still a great game. Well, you're just a haters for haters sake. You have no, you have no opinion on the game. I do. And it's that it was awesome. It wasn't really game. Will Dak Prescott Howard? It's probably my idol. Probably my idol. Well, he actually played a big game. Yeah, but that doesn't matter if he makes the dumbest play of all time. Oh, yeah. But that losses in on him for sure. Not on him. The losses on the defense, which was so smelly. Holy God. It I thought I was watching the bangles. That's what it looked like. Couldn't get off the ground or couldn't get off the field on third down. Zero pass rush. Yeah. Horrible corner play. That's where they lost the game. Oh, yeah. It was amazing, though. I mean, that was a great game. It was. Yeah. Yeah. Ohio State Ohio State probably wins like probably beats Oregon. Seven out of 10 or seven out of 10 times. Yeah. I think it just the car. I say this every time. I feel like every big game Ohio State plays in something bad or something flooky weird happens. It's so annoying. What was it? Well, that can squid kick. Oh, that was hilarious. Yeah. Weird. Also, okay, let's just talk about the last drive there where they're driving down. I my opinion was not passing her parents like they were they were letting them play like that the entire game and then they're going to throw the flag at the very end of the game. Like seriously, it's just what they do. It's so annoying, though. It's like, dude, you got to be consistent. Literally the play before Jeremiah Smith got hugged and they didn't call P.I. Okay. And then he comes in the next play. Jeremiah Smith gets bumped at the three and he shoves the guy off and the guy is just so much weaker than Jeremiah Smith. He flings back and we get a P.I. call and that basically loses the game for us. Yeah. Put you out of the range. Yeah. That's so soft. Yeah. I think it was a P.I. though, personally, I don't care. They haven't called it all day. It could have been P.I. on the fender, too. Well, be consistent at least. Well, it's too late for that now. Yeah, I know. First that and then the very next play is there's actually the NCA came out today and said they're considering a rule change literally just off that the 12 men on the field. Oh, yeah. Dan Lanning basically came out and said that that was on purpose. Yeah. I saw that like the breakdown of all of that. Yeah. Yeah. So the time taken from the play gets taken off the clock plus it's only a five-yard penalty. So it doesn't really matter much for them as far as field goal range. And you take seven seconds off the clock and then it's a running clock after. It's pretty genius. It was pretty insane. That's yeah. If that was on purpose, which I think it was, but yeah. It basically said it was on purpose. Yeah. That's genius. Just crazy. Absolutely crazy. You got to be an absolute DJ. I don't know why the why did why did they run the clock rule? Everyone's asking that like they said they shouldn't have run the clock after that play. I don't know. Why is that not a dead ball? Why did the play continue? I don't. I don't know. I don't know. It should be a dead ball from the snap because they have 12 men on the field. Yeah. I don't know how they call it an NFL, honestly, because sometimes the refs don't count until well, I guess they can't start to play until the refs count, right? Right. They should have. Usually at least, but sometimes it's not possible. I don't know. Just annoying. I mean, yeah, just just I've seen about 50 50 on the on the on the PI. Some say it's soft. Some say it was PI, but I think it's soft. In the context of the game, you could call it soft, but outside of the context of the game, it's a PI. But then call it both ways, because Oregon was being handsy all night and they didn't get any PI's call alone. I just yeah, I thought it was poorly ref there at the end, but what you got to do, it really doesn't matter. I talked to Blaze about this because I think I texted Blaze after that night because he was the only one that was going to give reasonable opinions. I trust Blaze's opinion. I do not trust fraudulent. Alex is even like, isn't a college football fan, you know, nothing about college football. So him coming in and saying like all this shit, he's just a dumb ass. Blaze is actually like intelligent about college football. So I asked Blaze, we were talking about it, what the top team payout playoff, this this loss really doesn't mean that much. This doesn't really mean anything. Fertility, if all high-state wins out, they're going to replay order. They're going to get a rematch with Oregon. They're going to be the playoff and they're going to be the buy. Yeah, this game doesn't. This loss doesn't mean anything for a high-state. Yeah, but yeah, those are my thoughts. Well, that's a little sad we didn't record immediately after, because I would have loved to have you go as heated as you were on Saturday night and Sunday, but we'll take it, we'll take it. Did I, nothing else really happened? Alabama actually almost lost to South Carolina. Yeah, they, yeah, they probably should have. Penn State definitely should have lost USC. They got converted like two flooky third, fourth down, two flooky fourth downs. Then, yeah, USC is just bad. Yeah. Wisconsin be Rutgers, way to go. They get batters. Yeah, it can't grads, whether they're like three and three, four and two. Wisconsin, I think they're four and two. Four and two, maybe. Yeah. They haven't beaten anyone good though. So. What's, uh, this Wisconsin or high-state play this year? Uh, no, they don't play. No. All right. Got any, any other football, college football takes you want to get off your chest? No. All right. It's about it kind of like killed my mood. All right. It's on a buy too. So I had this, let's just, uh, lost linger for two weeks. Yeah. You'll be fine. Yeah. Let's, let's, let's transition to another mood killer real quick guy. And that came in the form of a Sean Miller tweet yesterday. Didn't know where you're going. Yesterday morning, which you sent to me on, no, unbeknownst to me. And just really ruined my entire day. So I had known about this for a couple, like probably three or four days. You did? Because he did it. Yeah. I'm from Rick. Pete. Yeah. I saw it on the message boards. Oh God. He did it on the 11th. That's why I found out about this is. Oh God. So it's been a long time. Like last Thursday. Yeah. Mm hmm. It was last week. God. Yeah. Super, super frustrating. Yeah. Right. It was on Friday. Yeah. It's the depth. We just, the depth in the front court is going to be. I guess I should say it was seen a tray where I, for everyone who, everyone is a zebra fan here, but big man transfer from Long Beach state, who averaged like what? Double double. Yeah. Average to double double last year. It's like 12 and 10. And I was excited about, because all the video of the practicing, he just looked like a beast. This year. He's got himself. He's just someone who can bang down low, get rebounds. And that's really what we've been missing that. Dude, we've been missing a power presence inside. Yeah. So I was, yeah, I was bummed to the court. Dude, I mean, we're just, it's just like since the nanny teams are just cursed. I mean, we were excited for the red season, and then Matt McLean got injured. And a bunch of other injuries, and then we sucked. We were excited for the Bengal season. All of our D line men, who already weren't amazing, got hurt. And we suck. Yeah. And then we were excited for the zebra season. And let's see the tray where a, what did he, did he tear his ACL to even know what he did? I'm assuming. Just seeing the injury. Yeah. God, man. Make it stop. It could be worse, but yeah, not great. Well, don't put that out there into the universe guy, Jesus. I can't be losing anybody else. If we lose anyone else, we're screwed. Big men. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're, they're, I don't know. Pick up the phone called Logan Duncan. Get him to come, come play basketball. Jeez. Now, Fremantle's going to have to get minutes at the five now. Yeah. And John Hughley. He's going to have to play a lot more. Because Cameron Fletcher isn't playing this year, is he? Um, I think he's definitely not practicing yet, but they said probably December timetable, maybe early January. Oh, interesting, interesting. Okay. Well, I don't know. We'll see how effective he can be in big East play. Probably not great, but I mean, he's, I guess we got into where he was. Yeah, he was one of Florida state's best players. Yeah. Uh, guy, I got new license plates today. State of Missouri license plates. Yeah, I don't really, really roast, but, uh, yeah. Guy, do you think, do you think Missouri, uh, if we rank the 50 states on how, uh, like if you'd want to live there, do you think Missouri is in the bottom 10? Yeah, probably. Well, it depends. I don't know. It depends. I mean, Missouri's got two cities that you could live in. Yeah, like, if we're talking about like North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana, Idaho. Yes. I mean, I think I'd rather live in Montana. Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, that's, you think Mississippi's last? I think that, I think Mississippi's last. It's probably close. I mean, Arkansas, Arkansas. I'd say Mississippi Arkansas are 150 and 49. Uh, Oklahoma. There. Yeah, Oklahoma. Iowa, Iowa, Nebraska. Yeah, Iowa. I think I'd rather live in Omaha than any city in Missouri. Really? Yeah. Interesting. West Virginia. Yeah, it was. Kentucky. I mean, yeah, Kentucky's got two. I mean, all these places, I mean, all these places really have like two cities that you could live in, like Georgia, like where you live in if you're not living in Atlanta. Yeah, Savannah, I live there. Maybe. But anyways, anyways, back to my license plates. Right. Yeah, they have X you. In my license plates. And I think that's a sign. Like back to back. No, no. So it's like the first three. It's like the first three set of numbers and digits. It starts with an X. And then the second set of three numbers and digits starts with a U. So it's like X number letter, U number letter. So I think it's a sign. Of what? Of good things to call. No call. Yeah. And I was thinking about. I was just thinking about going to the Oak Tavern and watching Xavier basketball play. That sounds pretty great. Yeah, it does. It's one of my favorite. The Oak Tavern. O.P.G. Yeah, I was I was telling me either of those places. What's better than the boys getting together and then going to the Oak Tavern and watch Xavier basketball and just shoot the ship for five hours. I actually prefer I'd go to the Oak for food first. And then I'd probably go to O.P. Walk to O.P.G. to watch it. To watch it. Yeah. Yeah, me. Yeah. I don't think I've ever watched a game at the Oak. Oh, definitely have. But what's better than that guy shooting the ship? Nothing's better than that. Except maybe like. Five hours. There's net football at the Oak. Yeah. Or maybe. Postgame Danas. Oh, yeah. Friday night Danas in college. Yeah. Or like a peak Listerman experience is up there. Yeah. It's pretty close though. But yeah, yeah. Just just the winter. Some wings. Some brews and Xavier basketball at the Oak in the heated. Heated outdoor area. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. That's great. Give it to me. Give it to me. I want some of that right now. Nope. That just sounds amazing. Soon. Soon soon soon soon. Ah, man. Okay. I don't think I have any other rants or ramblings to get into. This week. Yeah, anything else? I do not. No. Okay. Let's get into. Let's get into. Let's see. Do we. I always forget. Do we start with the AB segment? Or do we go into the real life NFL scores first? What do you want to say? We do real life. Real life. We do real life. Okay. Okay. So the Bengals played Sunday night football against the Giants and I'm sorry. I apologize to anybody who watched that game. Brutal. Brutal bad. It was disgusting on the ice. That's probably going to be the worst Sunday night game of the year. Yeah. I hope so. If it was about three or four weeks later, I think that would have got flexed. Probably. Maybe. I don't know. No Malik neighbors for the Giants. They couldn't score. The Bengals also couldn't score. It was really just gross. They were like not eight puns in that game. Yeah, shooting themselves in the foot in the offense. Yeah. Just really bad. Really, really bad. Oh, line. Oh, line, man. They look terrible. Yeah. We came out with a win. So we'll take it. Work the world. We'll take any win. The Steelers had a big win. My big is, I mean, they actually scored a lot of points. And including Nadia Harris. Nadia Harris, I had over a hundred yards rushing. So big win for them. But, but. It's dangerous season, baby. It's dangerous season. He's starting. He's in line to start. Mike Tomlin came out and said that there's potential for them to use both quarterbacks during the game. They're going to bench a quarterback for a team that's four, two. Yeah. That's hilarious. Oh, God. He better do dangerous better because. Dangerous is leading to the Super Bowl, baby. I can't wait. I can't wait. Uh, okay. Um, the Lions played. The Lions won. And they absolutely smacked down the Cowboys. I don't understand. They were honestly. He's not fired this morning. He's Jerry Jones. That's delusional. Yes. Honestly, the Lions were just taking the piss out of the Cowboys. They were trying to throw the ball to their linemen on like three separate occasions. And they actually. They lined Dan Skipper out at receiving game. He was running a route. And then they ran a hooking ladder with Pennays tool. Yeah. That's the. And it almost worked. Yeah. That was awesome. That's absolutely awesome. Yeah. Uh, yeah, so that was great. But uh, they lost Aiden Hutchinson in that game. Yeah. And to the most insane like brick that I've ever seen. So fluke. So flooky. And looked so painful. It was like a knife through butter, dude. His, uh, yeah. Uh, it's just crazy. How hard was he whipping his legs? Yeah, I don't know. We don't know. We don't break it like that. That's so weird. I don't know, dude. It's a. He already had like a. Hairline fracture or something. Hairline fracture or something. Yeah. Yeah, I don't, I don't know. I haven't seen any other updates either. I'm sure he went to the hospital. I don't know how many breaks there might have been in there. He had like emergency surgery. Yeah. And he was worried about the arteries. Yeah. Yeah, this is gross. So he's done. I don't know. Big loss for the. Yeah, that is a big loss. They signed a, they signed a edge from the bangles practice squad. Isaiah Thomas, not the basketball player. Dude, he, he cannot be any good on the bangles. See more say they should try trade for Max Crosby. I've seen that a lot today. I've also seen that we don't have the cap space for. I don't know. No, I'm saying the lions. Oh, the lions. Well, I've seen the bangles should trade for Max Crosby. Well, yeah, how do we not have the cap space? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if that's just made up or not. I don't know. That's made up. Make room. Yeah. The lions will be fine though. Also, shout out fireball Jones, Tim Patrick. He's like actually a good receiver. I kind of, I kind of forgot he existed. Yeah. I mean, he like tours. They see like twice in like back-to-back seasons after coming back. And then the Broncos released him this all season or this training camp. But anyways, the Packers won. They destroyed the Cardinals who looked terrible. Yeah. And the Bears won. They beat the Jags. Another coach who should be fired after this week because they're staying in London is Doug Peterson because the Jags are officially hashtag cooked. Hashtag. So this is a fun little stat here for you guy. The Bears four wins have come against teams with one win each. Looking back, they're scheduled. Can you name them for me? So they beat the Titans week one. They beat the Rams, Panthers and Jags. Damn. Yeah, but you can't you can't take away. I mean, they've beaten what's in front of them. I guess. Yeah. I just and you can't take away how good the defense has been. No, the defense is legit. Yeah. I'm just saying like. So I can't believe how bad the schedule was to open the year. Yeah. Well, I mean, the Rams weren't supposed to be that bad, but they just lost everybody. Yeah, they're back half though. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see if Caleb can keep up his hot. They haven't played a North game yet. It's hot streak yet. Yeah. Once they get into the North, it's going to be tough. Yeah. All right. And I think that takes care of everything. I do this every week, but is that every team? Yeah. Okay, cool. All right, guy, you want to get into the A B segment of the week? Do you have any A B tweets? We can. You know, I haven't seen it's been a week sauce, because all he is tweeting right now is his election slash voter registration campaign. That's all he's been doing. I saw this. I saw this and he's teaming up with left bell, where if you sign up to vote, you get like a picture with him in left bell. Yeah, yeah. And there's also some video. They're like in Vegas right now, the both of them. And they're like, there's a video left bell posted on his Twitter. It's like them in a hotel room, like shirtless. And there's like A B's in the background, like jumping on a sofa. Yeah, I just saw that video. I don't want to know what's going on. I think they're filming some content for love's only fans. Oh, God. I forgot about the left bell. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So that's what's going on A B Twitter right now. I think we're going to work it. So, well, okay. Are you guys a little A B? He was at the Steelers game on Sunday. And he signed some chicks tits. Oh, I did see that. And he signed other chicks ass. Yeah, I saw that. That's pretty that's pretty A B. Come on and hit the ball of our lunch. Have an answer. He or have you some grand? We'll make that. We'll make that A B the day. Oh, I think A B needs to make an appearance on Don and Deb. Tall type of electric. Guys, if you don't have TikTok, or if you do have TikTok, I need you to search up Joe Long. Don and Deb. He does a Pittsburgh skit of just like local Pittsburgh people. And how they talk and how they act. And it might be just the funniest thing I've seen this month. They have me cry it. It's so fucking funny. Yeah, people from Pittsburgh are just all from a different plan. Oh, they really are different breed of people. So it's pretty good. It's pretty good content. It's pretty good content. I think they did. Did they teach English the English language up there? It's a good question. I don't think so. All right, guys, Alex is one of the lucky ones. Before we jump into the mailbag here, I want to talk about some of the Xenophil news that's come across our desks today. First with the Devontae Adams news early this morning, which is just pretty hilarious. I'm not going to lie. Because we all knew it was coming. It just happened the day after they're lost last night to the bills. I'm going to have football. And then Aaron Rodgers just being like, it's crazy people think I had this power. Meanwhile, he gets. Nathaniel Hackett signed. He gets Al Lazard signed. He gets Robert Sullified. It's crazy that people that Aaron Rodgers thinks people believe in when he says stuff like that. Yeah. Aaron, no one's playing anywhere. And then he goes on Pat McAfee and just. It does whatever he does there, which Devontae Adams made an appearance on today behind Aaron Rodgers. Do you think he's good to go? Do you think his hamstrings are ready? Oh, yeah, he'll be playing next week. The hamstrings magically healed. Yeah. But in all seriousness, oh, and also, I saw another hilarious tweet where it was like, did you see the the pic that Aaron directed at the end of the game? Yeah. Last night. Yeah, you've seen that everywhere. And Mike Williams. Yeah, yeah. It was like, Aaron Rodgers is going to find every way possible to blame this on Mike Williams. And then, uh, did he, did he blame him? He probably, I think he did. And then, then this morning, Mike Williams is available for a trade. Oh, that's great. That's great. God, I hate Aaron Rodgers, dude. Jeez. Yeah. All right. Get, get Marcus. Marcus Vouta and Scantling is, is on the market now as well. He just got released by the bills. Call him up. Call Eddie Lacey. Call Eric Decker. Call whoever you want. Eddie Lacey, you've been. Jimmy Graham. Now Mercedes Lewis is an actual chance. Yeah. He is still playing. That is kind of crazy. I think he's on the Bears, isn't he? Uh, I don't know. Yeah. I thought he was on the Bears. Could be well. I can't believe he's on the Bears. Anyways, in all seriousness, though, I mean, what do you think about this? Devante Adams to the Jets? Yeah. I think it's good. I mean, not to get fit. They need, they need help on offense. They need a downfield threat, for sure. Yeah. Maybe take some pressure away from Garrett Wilson. Yeah, this hurts Garrett Wilson. Absolutely. His volume is going to go way down. Well, no, it is going to go way down because he had 22 targets last week. Like getting touchdowns. I don't know. Yeah, they're going to be. Alazard needs to be involved. Yeah, this is true. This is true. Lazard Wilson and Devante Adams. It's two and a mouse to feed. And Tyler Kirkland. Oh. Do you think Alazard is now a receiver too? You know, Garrett's three. I that's probably like two A2B between those two. I'm being dead serious. Yeah, I am too. But yeah, I mean, they're going to be in the red zone. Hopefully a lot more. So it can help the touchdown chances. Same for Breeze Hall, to be honest. Garrett's just so good, man. Did you see his release on? I'm thinking of one specific claims, third down. And his releases off the line are so good. Just a separation. He's a good receiver. He's really good. Wait, I guess he's just he's just not that alpha receiver. That we've seen. Yeah, I mean, and I think maybe also just the Jets offense with Aaron Rodgers was not suited for him either. So if they still have the same amount of points through six weeks as they did of his acquisition last year. Crazy, crazy. 113 each. So somehow it's not Aaron's fault. No. No, of course it's never Aaron's fault. All right, I got to plug my charger in real quick guy. So who we got next? We got a Mari Cooper. To the bills. Who's up? That's big guy. Celebrate good times. Come on. Oh my god. I was jumping up and down. I wasn't thinking about the bills going for Mari Cooper, but it makes sense, obviously. No one had talked about it. It was always like, oh, the Chiefs. The Chiefs need a receiver. They can get Devontay or they can get a Mari Cooper. Yeah. Oh, the bills? Oh my god. Oh my god. Let's go. I mean, it hurts my closure. Here guy really does. Yeah, it does. Helps you Josh Allen though. Yeah, it's all. Yeah, it does. No, I mean, that's a good fit for Cooper. I'm so excited. Okay. Can't wait. And you knew that you knew the tribe was coming. Oh, I knew it too. I didn't expect it. I didn't expect it this week. Yeah, I didn't expect it this early at all. I thought maybe like November, beginning of November. Yeah. But oh, baby. What? Go. Let's go. Oh, I'm so excited. He's free of that didler to Sean Watson. Oh, there's just so, I mean, I've sent you already a lot of stuff on Twitter, but there's so many good memes. Mark, he's free. He's free. Oh my god. Now it's just Jerry Judy. Jerry Judy. David and Joku. Nick Chub. They're all stuck with him. Okay, let's play a little game. Okay. The Sean Watson ore. Oh, yes. The Sean Watson or Jake Browning? Oh, Jesus. Jake Browning. He's one more games than Watson has in the last year. The Sean Watson or Danny Dimes? Danny Dimes. Yeah. The Sean Watson or Bo Nix? Bo Nix. Again, one more games. The Sean Watson or Bryce Young? Bryce Young. I mean, come on. It's seriously loud. Yeah, I mean, I guess you go on potential maybe, but. Yeah, you have to. Get him out of, get him out of Carolina. I just want to see what he does elsewhere. Yeah. The Sean Watson, there's no coming back. He's maybe the worst QB in the last 30 years. Not named Jim Marcus Russell. Yeah, I mean, his stats certainly say that. All right. Last one. This is the ultimate boss version. The Sean Watson or Ben DiNucci? Ah, I guess the Sean Watson. Okay. Or Tommy DeVito. Or Trace McSorley. Or Sean Clifford. The Sean over Sean Clifford. Yeah. Yeah. What about Tommy DeVito guy? Tommy DeVito. I might actually rather have Tommy DeVito. Or Tyson Pageant. Tyson Pageant. Or Deshaun Watson. I don't know. They're probably would put out similar stats. Tyson Pageant, I would take. And he Tyson Pageant doesn't make. Deshaun Watson or Trevor Lawrence? Trevor Lawrence. And it's not even close. Yeah. That's how bad Sean is. He's putting up historic, historic lows. It's actually, it's insane. Yeah. Anytime that Scott Hansen goes to the Browns on Red Zone, it's just like the most egregious play you've ever seen. It's just like, what is he doing? They're averaging like 250 yards a game. It's insane. We just talked about this yesterday about the Browns have to play. Somebody who they have to play. And I was like, how are the Browns going to score? The Browns can't score. Do you remember this? The Rams maybe? You were saying that the Browns would beat the Rams. Yeah. That the Rams are worse than the Browns. And I disagree. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's what it was. Yeah. Okay. I'm Mario Cooper. See, we play the Bengals this week. So. Yeah. No, Mario Cooper though. That's good for the Bengals. Yeah. With the trade of a Mario Cooper, Rodney McCloud is now the leading scorer on the Browns. That's funny. This is Jared Judy now becomes a receiver one. Yeah. He does. And I don't even know who else they have after that. I guess David and Jocoo, I guess. Yeah. Might be a show. Jocoo. No, I'm back. Don't they have Elijah Moore still? Oh, yeah. They do. I mean, they're. The thing is to Sean throwing for less than 150 yards. Can we check? Can we check on John Fanta right now? Guys, if you haven't. If you haven't been John Fanta after every Browns game on Sunday, we'll post a video reaction video. And they're just the greatest. I don't feel a bit bad for the Browns because they did this to themselves. They give up Baker Mayfield who won them a playoff game and make the most desperation like desperation move I've ever seen from a sports organization. Yeah. And it's completely bit them. All right. John's just hilarious. John's happy. John's happy. He just retweeted himself from two days ago. He said the Browns needed a trade of Ari Cooper yesterday. I mean, yeah. He's he's happy. Gets a value for him at least. Yeah. What did they even get? A conditional third. Uh, yeah. A third. I think they got two picks. Third and a seventh maybe. Uh, okay. But the Bills are only paying Amari like a mill this season. It's crazy. Yeah. Why weren't more people after that? Maybe they were. Maybe they just didn't want to trade them until now. But. I think because he's crazy. He's on a one year deal. Yeah. This is last year. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh man. Okay. Yeah. Uh, did anything else happen? I don't think so. I don't think anything else happened to it. No. So we can get into, uh, we can get into the mailbag. Which, shackingly, we, uh, only have one from one person. Um, this person says, are the NFC North teams the four best in the NFC? I would say yes. I would say no. I would say maybe the commanders. The Bears are the Bears. Yeah. I mean, what about the 49ers? Yeah. You could also, yeah, I'd put them over the Bears. I feel like I feel like the Packers, uh, Vikings lines. Three best teams. Yeah. Three best. Yeah. I don't, yeah, I don't think the Bears are there yet. What about Tampa? True. I mean, yeah, I would put Tampa over, over Chicago right now. I would put Tampa over, maybe Green Bay. Yeah. So no, I guess no. Yeah. Forgot about Tampa. Yeah. I would also say no. But definitely the best division for sure. Oh, by far, by far. Could you say they're, they're those four in the top six? And then that's eight or seven. That's top seven. Yeah. Not six because we just named, I think the 49ers, the commanders and the, the Bucks are better than the Bears right now. I feel like on a good day, the Seahawks could also. I was actually going to bring that up too. The Bears. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. The Seahawks are an interesting team. Yeah. Hi, I love the new offense. They got to work on their defense though. But yeah. But yeah. Okay. Second question out of this mailbag is if you hypothetically, and this will give you a clue on who this is from. We're just a, you know, yeah. So hypothetically, you had the following players on your roster guy. Please tell me who you would, who you'd pick to start. You can only start four of them. Okay. Oh, I'm not answering this question because I'm not helping said person. Well, then you can answer it in a good, in a way that, that doesn't help that person. Um, if I was. So if you could, if you could start AJ Brown, Cooper cup, Tyreke Hill, Stefan Diggs, Chris Godwin, or Jamison Williams, who are you starting? Probably I'd probably start with all of those guys. All of them? Yeah. Look up. Yeah. I'd probably start one a quarterback. And maybe running back to. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd probably start, um, AJ Brown, a quarterback. Or, Tyreke getting running back. Cooper cup. I'd probably start on the bench. Um, then Stefan Diggs could be a tight end. Chris Godwin could be flex and Jamison Williams could be a. Um, maybe kicker. That's probably what I would have to say. Yeah. All right. Uh, and then there's a third question here, which I'm probably just not going to answer or ask because it's pretty irrelevant. So it is, it is. All right. And that's, uh, yeah, that's, that's the only mail bag, but we do have some updated stats from our man Blaze here running running, uh, dude, this is going to make me ill. Running the power rankings through the computer, the super computer, the CTESP and super computer. Um, to make me vomit. I already know. So, uh, yeah, uh, and I had, I, I got in touch with Blaze to ask him about what this total win loss record is calculated from. Cause I wasn't sure if it was based off of what the average score of the week is and then what your record is or if you were to play everybody each week, what your record would be. And he, uh, he told me it is what you, if you played everybody each week, what your record would be rather than just against the average. Okay. So with that in mind, Blaze would be 40 and 14. And he is actually tied for second place in the league right now at four and two. Oh. Alex would be 38 and 16. He is three and three right now in the league. Guy, you'd be 33 and 21 in third place. And you're two and four. That is, that is remarkable. On other worldly, I don't even know what. Give me another attitude to describe that guy. Comical. Amazing. The best. All time greatest. Hilarious. Any of those work? No, I think they're pretty good. I think they're pretty good. Uh, you'd be tied with Eric at 33 and 21 and he is three and three in actuality. Matt would be 30 and 24. He is four and two. I would be 27 and 27 and I'm four and two. Fucking bullshit. Papis is 26, would be 26 and 28. He is two and four. Donald would be 20 and 34 and he is five and one alone in first place. That's insane. Jared Miller, that is 13 and 41 and he's two and four. And Dolan would be 10 and 44 and he's one and five. You know, Jared's lucky to have two wins. Jared is lucky to have two wins. Thirteen win. We'll get into this as we review the week. But Jared, uh, Jared is approaching Dolan level of points scored this year. So damn. Yeah. It's big time. It's big time. All right, let's get, let's get into these reviews guy. I have the same records and guy. Yeah. You got to do something about it. You got to do something about it. All right. Um, well, okay. Okay. Before we jump into the matchups, I guess we can, uh, give a rundown. Actually, no, no. We'll wait to give the rundown of the, of the league after we review the matchups. So everybody can know the scoring was like. So I know this is how you get your, your scoring root caps. It's the pod. So we'll start with, uh, this absolutely disgusting game of the week. It's CDs, CDs taking on the podcast shopper. And a 72.78 win. This shouldn't be allowed. You shouldn't be allowed to get a win. It shouldn't be allowed to get. No one's to be getting wins for this game right here. Pap with a lovely lineup of Taj a Spears, Christian Kerr, Kyle Pitts, JSN, CD, Lamb, Chubahauberg, James Carter, CJ Stroud, putting up 73 points. Defeating what is probably, I would argue the worst, worst roster in the league right now, which is Jared Miller. This man took travesty to the end of the second round. And he was begging Alex not to take his pick right before him in the second round, begging. I thought, Oh, no, who was this running back the chair desperately, desperately wants. Alex took Derek Henry and Jared goes, yes, it's not my guy. And I'm sitting there. Shit, shit, shit. He's taking Devan HN who I want here in the second round. And he proceeds to select the absolute ball buster that is Travis ETN. What a guy, negative point one on the week this week. It's so funny when he, when he fumbles or does something bad, he just, just gets injured. He didn't even fumble this week. He just had a negative rushing. No, he ran the ball three times for a negative one yards. Yeah, and that was just kind of, and then he got hurt. He's been dealing with a shoulder injury, but apparently he heard his hamstring this week. So I don't, I don't think he's playing. You think it's just like, I arm. Yeah. Do you think maybe he'll just like disintegrate into thin air and never play football again? Yeah, you can't play him anymore, Jared. Yeah. I don't think. No, I'd be honestly, honestly. Well, I mean, you're starting to be Sean. Don't tell me. Are you going to tell me you is a drop candidate? No, no, I'm saying I'm starting Roshan Johnson over at Travis ETN. Oh. Because at least Roshan scores touchdowns. He gets the gold line work. So, so that's where we're at with Jared's team, in my opinion. You got a guy named George Pickens who thinks that it's none of his responsibility for his play time. You got a guy in Brandon, a yuke who I don't know where he plays football. You got a guy in Isaiah likely who Jared picked up off the wiver wear this week, but Mark Andrews is back, baby. You got Beijon, who's actually a good player. And then he got Sir Targets a lot. Wandale Robinson, who couldn't get you enough points on Monday, on Sunday night, Jared, to winning this week, which is pretty embarrassing. So, yeah, that's where we're at. And then, I mean, we haven't even talked about Pab is inside the ball, but he's so lucky to get away. I mean, he deserves this win because he's actually put up big numbers this year. But, uh, I mean, Nico Collins is out. Yeah. We don't know what Aaron Jones is going to be like. He's questionable. And we're CD lamb. I mean, the Cowboys are also hashtag cookout. Chewie Hubbard might be his best player right now. Yeah. And you have Johns and Brooks coming back who will surely take away at least a couple of touches. Yeah. So, perhaps on the... Yeah, both these teams I fear are cooked. I fear that as well. You also got David Montgomery getting a two-year extension with the Lions this past week, just... I mean, I thought that they were going to, you know, let them walk and let the transition happen to Gibbs. But, nope, this is what it's going to be for the next two years. Some days good, some days not so good. Yeah. I see a little theme going right here, Guy. Both of these cooked teams are starting Jacksonville, Jaguar, skill players. That is an interesting trend that you bring up, because you are also starting in Jackson, Jaguar's skill player. That's true, but he's actually okay. You are also cooked in terms of injuries. So, I do see a really, really uncanny semblance here. Yeah, true. Of starting Jacksonville, Jaguars. Matt Kent also lost this week, a little sneak peek. And he also started a Jackson, a Jaguar skill player. So, maybe this is just linked to Travis ETN though. Maybe if Travis ETN doesn't get stirred in, everybody else is fine. Okay, that might be true. ETN is really bad. Guy, we were on the Travis ETN trash train. Last year, like over a year ago. And an unnamed man. I mean, are we ever wrong? Fits. Are we ever wrong? Things about it. Please tell me, are we ever wrong? We're definitely right more than we're wrong. Yeah, we're never wrong. I would say sometimes we're wrong, but we're definitely more right. Were we wrong about DeAndre Swift? Um, no, we're not. We'll see. This is just flooky. I'm not throwing in the towel on that. He's a cooked player. He's not a good running back. Okay, maybe he's not cooked, but he's not a good running back. Okay. I'm just going to say that. Yeah, they have played trash teams. Like I must admit, they've been playing some god awful teams. I will go down on the DeAndre Swift ship of him being terrible. Are you want to move on to that man? Yeah, let's move on. All right. Donald, bag of bones taken on the albino polar bears and Matt Kent. 100.76 for Don and his black magic with 100 points this week, getting a win against the albino polar bears who put up 86.92. You just simply aren't allowed to score board 90 against Donald. Simply not allowed. There's a cap. There's a big cap on nine zero. Yeah. When you play against bag of bones. Yeah. Don, I mean, you're not paying me money as commissioner to make this happen. So like, what are you doing? Like Marvin Harrison didn't even play. No, you got to concussion first. Like drive the game. And you still put up 100. Yeah. And one handily. What? Tell Zach actually because Zach needs this. Zach needs this in his life badly. Yeah. Yeah, I need to get bad. All right. I gave it. Give me a breakdown down here because Matt Kent's been putting up big numbies. The last couple. Yeah. He just got down weak from his two receivers who usually carry him. Three receivers. He got numbers for the flowers. Right. Yeah. They say flowers. They flowers had nine for 132. He also had nine for 132 at the half in that game. He went zero, zero, and zero in the second half. Wow. Explain, explain that. Explain that. Explain that. That's that's odd. I don't know. That's really weird. Unless they were just doubling him. Which, am I the possible? But yeah, crazy. He's really good though. Yeah. Mike Evans, the Bucks put up 51 and Mike Evans had two catches for 34 yards. This. That's just nuts. I'm sure you give a special shout out here actually to Sean Tucker. Yeah. Who was not picked up by anybody this week in the waivers. Because Sean White was out. Bucky Irving was the starter. But Sean Tucker had himself the game of his career, which will never happen again. Probably not. And put up a solid 14 rushes for 136 yards. A rushing touchdown and then three catches for 56 yards and a receiving touchdown. Just absolutely not. I mean, the Bucks just ran all over the Saints and they hardly even ran the ball. And Baker threw four picks and they still put up 50. That was a crazy game. Yeah. Crazy crazy game. But yeah, you worried about Matt's team at all? No, no, no, not worried. Yeah. What about Brian? His best player was on what about by Brian Thomas. Uh, no, I'm not concerned about Brian Thomas. Yeah, he's like the only Jacksonville Jackwater I would not be concerned about. They played a really good, uh, Bears team. Yeah. Talk to me about Dalton King Cade. Now that Amara Cooper is in the picture. Just less targets. I don't know. He does not get targeted in the red zone, which is really weird. Well, I feel like this. I actually feel like this is going to help King Cade. And allow them to open up the offense a lot more. I do. I do actually think so. So we'll see. We'll see. Anything you want to say about Donald's team over here? He's got JT, maybe coming back this week. He's got Nick Chubb coming back. Yeah. Could be good. Could be good. No, I'm just, I'm just super annoyed that Donald gets to, gets, uh, keeps getting away with these little scores. I mean, he put up a hundred points, which is pretty, pretty solid. I did. Yeah, but you're not Donald. So. I don't know. Exactly. That's a, that's my point. You don't win games. That's my point. Let's move on to your game guy. You took on, uh, who'd you take on? Oh, you took on the team with, uh, Baker Mayfield and Sam Laporta. The team? Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Um, you, you lost 126.9 to 113.4. You want to, you want to share some of those feelings because you were fourth highest score or other week. I, I just don't know what to do. Like I'm putting up, I'm putting up points, guy. I should theoretically be getting wins according to blazes, power rankings. Yep. But that's the nature of the fantasy, baby. When people see, uh, OG Mudbone, when they see that logo, when they see the triple bees, they're playing the triple bees this week. It's like fair game to score 140. Yeah, it's a field day. Yeah. It's like they're, the other teams, uh, players just decide to have career games. So if anyone should be complaining about career games, it should be me and not a dating manager. Chris Godwin career game, yeah, Alan Zard career game on the bench. Uh, it was actually really, really funny last night. We were really hoping Josh on was going to come out storming in the second half because he had an insane first half. Yeah. And Eric, Eric, what are you doing? Why didn't you move Ty Johnson up for James Cook last night? Because in the really, really, really low percentage chance that Josh and Alan put up 38 points and could beat you that you would have been absolutely flamboyed roasted for not getting James Cook out of your lineup. Like all time bad manager move. I'm just going to think he, he scored 126.9 and he didn't have a right back. Yeah. That's crazy. Like how annoying is that guy? I mean, say on the portal when you get yourself in my, put yourself in my shoes. Yeah, I'd be so pissed. You have to feel some sort of sympathy. Oh, I'd be so mad. Yeah. Is there anyone out there that feels like slightly bad for me? No, I don't think so. Is this happening? No, I don't. Consistently. Maybe Donald. Maybe. I guess he's a good guy. You don't, you don't feel a little bit, uh, sorry for me. Yeah, not really. But this is happening. Not really. I mean, what did I do to deserve this kind of behavior? I mean, probably just like constantly shit on people. I really don't though. I really don't constantly do it. I really just shit on Alex because he makes fun of me every day. So I have to do something back. You know, I know it's just, I don't know a guy. I think you got to burn some incense. You got to, you got to sacrifice something. You got to, you got to change the time. I've been burning candles. Well, that's not working. Has that worked? Maybe you need to set up a little prayer circle. O.G. Mudbone prayer circle. Yeah, I'd do something. That's what I'd be doing if I were you. The, the triple, the triple bees are down so bad. So consider, consider a name change. Yeah, it was going to be changed to suicide squad, but I thought that was a little bit too far. I mean, that's just named after a comic. Yeah, sure. That's true. Do what you got to do. I mean, we got to go out here. I really like my name though. We got a guy out here whose team name is literally Naji Germany. That's true. So I forgot about that. Yeah, that's arguably worse in suicide squad for sure. Yeah, I mean, just do what you got to do. Do what you got to do. But in other news, you had another player get hurt this week. That name is Rashid Shaheed. And I don't think he's playing this week because he has a quote concerning knee injury. Nah, he's going to play. And Spencer Rattler just, he's not going to throw him the ball. Actually, he did throw him the ball seven times, but he only caught one. Welcome to the life of a Mario Cooper previously to show. Well, I'm hopefully Derek Carr's back after next week. I thought he was out four weeks. He's not on IR, so. Interesting. We'll have to see. Yeah. Jayden Reed also got hurt, Jordan Mason also got hurt. We didn't mention that. Again, I'm going to go back. You don't feel any sort of like pity for me right now? No, no pity. After all these injuries? No, I recognize how shitty it is, but I don't feel bad. Okay. It's just the way it goes. No, it isn't. It's not happening to anyone but me. Not this much, not this year, no. The thing is, I'm still scoring points. Like you still can't win. Yeah, you got to do something. Got to stop telling me you got to do something like. Guy, you're not doing anything. You're not doing anything, and nothing's changing. I'm just saying you got to get creative. Got to get creative. Yeah, do I need to go steals whoever's phone I'm playing and completely trash their lineup? Is that what you're referring to? Maybe, I guess. Do I need to drive to wherever Dolan lives and remove all of his good players from his lineup? Are you driving down to the ATL? Maybe. That means a win. Maybe, maybe you have to do that. Sneak into Dolan's apartment. Good. Wherever he lives, I don't know. Steal his phone. Hack his phone. Yeah. Is that like the moves you're referring to? Sure. I should be making. It's up for you to decide. I'm just telling you you got to do something. You can't keep living like this. Well, how do you tell me what to do? And I've given you suggestions, and you just keep telling me that you can't. Burning incense isn't going to fucking help. Well, there's your problem. You're just denying everything. Please give your suggestions in the chat. Yeah. Guys, if you have anything that can help Zach, let him know. He's probably not going to do it, but you can tell him. If it's actual good suggestion, you've given me the worst suggestion ever. All right. Let's move on. Let's talk about the Gritty-Yirty Bang Bang putting up a solid 85 points and losing debris. Lightning. It's a 126.72. I was pretty happy it was like a week. You had a stinker. Yeah. Blaze did have a stinker. Chris Olave caught one pass and fumbled and got immediately knocked out of the game. Yeah. This is like probably his third or fourth. I feel like this guy gets concussions. Yeah. He had one last year, for sure. He might have one as rookie here. Yeah. So he's one of those guys that just gets absolutely destroyed. Yeah, he does. Or like bangs his head on the ground a lot. Yes, yes. But I'm not worried about Blaze's team. They're really good. And he didn't even have Malik neighbors this week. We're Justin Jefferson. Josh Downs is a revelation. Yeah, he's good, but AR's gone back. So he's officially hashtag cooked next week. He's not hashtag cooked yet, but he's on a cookout watch. No, he is. Well, he hasn't played a game with AR yet this year. He did last year. He did last year. But AR was good last year in this year. He's not. So he wasn't. He was. He was. Caleb Williams is sitting on his bench too. And he's got. So but he's got the normal quarterback in the league in the more. Yeah, maybe he'll try. I don't know. He's trying to get Williams. Potential keeper next year, I think. Maybe. I don't know. All right. And then last match up of the week was Dolan. Just spin the wheel taking on Najee, Germany. And Alex put a 147.46 to Dolan's 104.92. And man, I was really praying. The one was going to come out with a win in this game. Because his players were putting up nummies. Joe makes it. They were. They had a third touchdown, but he got stopped at the one. But Dak Prescott happened. Oh my god. Dak Prescott happened. And Eric or Alex's whole team scored. Yeah. Over double scores. Yeah. So just wasn't in the cards for Dolan this week, but. I actually don't hate the team. That Dolan's running out there. It's a lot better than it was. I mean, I hate Alexander Madison. But he's scoring this year. It's so good. Yeah, but he's got he's got cream hunt. Yeah, it's so good. Well, I don't think Samir White played again. So he was the only running back. He's got four touchdowns this year. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. He's got the number one receiver in Cleveland now. That's true. That's true. Yes. And he's got cream hunt who apparently might be not cooked. Yeah. So and he's got Brian Robinson Jr. Who didn't play this week. So. Dolan, it could be worse. Cole Cement is a touchdown threat. Do you like Dolan Droster better than Jared? Yes, I do. Yes, I do. I'm not even joking. I do. It's. Yeah, I don't I don't I don't think you can get a getaway with playing to a thousand receivers. Probably not ever every week. I think that was more of a weird flooky game where they both went off. That's I don't think you can play them every week. And that's fine. That's fine. Honestly, I might try to ship Pacheco if I'm him. Because he has the potential of coming back this year. Mm hmm. Um, probably like week. I don't know what like week like 12. They said like she they saves on this eight weeks. So I don't. Ish. So I would try to trade. I would try to trade Pacheco. He got hurt week two against the Bengals. So he should be back around like week 11. Week 10 week 10 week 11. So that might be a move. Try to trade Pacheco and get a receiver. If he can. Um to a team that's winning. So. Looking at Donald looking at Belaise maybe. Um, and I think I think he could be okay. He could fight for some wins. He could fight for some wins. All right, guy. Give me a. All right. You want to say something about Alex's team? Are you good? Not really. Okay. Give me. Give me the winner of the week this week. It's probably. It's probably Pat. Yeah. Getting a second. Getting a second win with 72 points. Then uh, Mr Miller. Mr Miller's loser of the week. loser of the week. Travis ETN is also loser of the week. Yeah. Yes. Who's AB award winner of the week? Oh my god. I don't know. I don't know. I would give it to Will Levis. Okay. On a generational run still of memes during games. And also just absolutely destroying one of the bald boys men on the sideline and shattering his leg. Being carted off in an air cast. And Will Levis just not being faced by it at all? No. So that's what I would give it to. That's an AP play. Okay. Yeah. All right. Um, guy you want to talk about the matchups for this coming week? Week seven already. Can you believe it? Yeah, it's fine. All right. We're going to start off with, uh, me and Breece Lightning. Taking on Jared Miller and the podcast shoppers. I got to win this game. After all the shit I've just talked about Jared's team. So this is prime for me losing this game. Right now the line is me by 21 and a half. But, uh, that's Travis Kelsey's not in Jared's lineup. And neither is a starting running back. Does he have a start over? Oh, but she has, uh, I guess, Rachel Johnson. Or he can move B shown up and start another flex player. Yeah. Start, I guess, Devontae Adams. Coming back. Mm-hmm. So you got here, guy. I mean, I'm clearly you. Okay. I just said Jared had the worst roster in the league. Yeah, we did. Hopefully that proves to be true. I would gladly accept that. All right. We got Naji Germany taking on CDs, TDs. We got full lineups in. You know, we've got Alex by 18. Alex should absolutely smash here. For sure. Yeah. We got Pappas starting Josh Palmer. Yeah, he's got CD. He's got CD Lam on by. I don't know. Aaron Jones is going to play. Yeah. It might be a GG here. He said he did. He did practice some on Monday. So maybe he will play. Okay. That would be huge. He needs it. If he wants any chance, any chance. He needs him. He needs him to play. I'm going to take Alex here as well. To cover, actually. And win, yeah. All right. We got the albino polar bears taking on Gritty Gritty Bang Bang. Two top scores who are looking to get a win after coming off Els. We got Matt. Well, actually we've got Gritty Gritty Bang Bang by six in this matchup. And we do have full lineups. I'm picking boys simply because math playing Giovanni Williams. Yeah, I'm going to have to go blaze here as well. He should have everybody back to full strength. Might have scored Solave, but I wouldn't consider him full strength because he low key kind of sucks. And yeah, I'm going to be, I'm going to be picking, picking Blaze in this matchup. Yeah. All right. We got the big booty baller taken on just spin the wheel. Zach, you are currently favored by 23 and a half. But that is with no tight end and no QB from dull inside of the ball. So it might be a little closer to even in this matchup. Yeah. You know, I got a lot of questions, questionables. You do got a lot of questionables. I'm a little worried about your roster. For this week. Yeah, you think I'll have to go play. And I'm not sure who don't pick it up to start our QB this week to be quite honest. I haven't taken a look at the QB free agents. But I'm actually going to run with the all in here. Run it back. And so he can match your record. Same for your week. Yeah. Career week against the big, the triple B's. Yes. Someone has to. So it's probably going to be Michael Pittman, if I had to guess. God, dude. So I'm going to take the, the cookout himself. Mr. Grill of Dolan. All right. And we got last matchup of the week and Donald's in this matchup. So you just know that Donald's going to win this. He's favored by 10 and a half. Unnamed team is probably going for 77 points this week. Yeah. After putting up big, big points against you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I would agree. And yeah, starting Tank Bigsby. That offsets, Tank Bigsby is going to have a career game. That's basically what it is. Yeah. Offsets the Travis ET and GG. I hope, I hope Jonathan Taylor goes for like 40 points this week. If he plays. Yeah. Yeah, that would be amazing. Yeah. All right. And that, that takes care of us for week seven coming up here. So let me give you a rundown on the standings currently. We got Donald in first alone at five and one. He has the third least amount of points scored against or scored for him this year. And he has the least amount of points scored against him. That's fine. I have a hundred, I have a hundred and forty more points against. Already. Guy, it's crazy. Be illegal. That is crazy. He's only scored 50 more points than Dolan down the last. It's kind of nuts. It's 130 less than the top score. I have 80 more points scored this year. Yeah, it's nutty. It's nutty. Guy. Oh, why are you simply not doing the punishment? This is not there. Well, you simply will not be in the league next year, then. It's not fair. I'm getting, getting, uh. Well, do better. Do better. Drafts like. God, I have to better. Yeah. In second place, we've got to tie. It's Blaze, Matt, and Michael, myself. Commission. Blaze is the second top scorer in the league this year, 687. And then Matt, and then me. So that's how the order goes for second. Alex is down, tied in fifth with unnamed team. At three and three. We got Zack, Pap, and Jared. All tied in seventh at two and four. And you have 120 more points than Jared at the same. And we have the same record. Simply not fair. It's quite awesome. It's like segregation. Jesus Christ. Not going to go there. And then we got Dolan down here, spinning in last at one and five. But he's on the board, and that's what counts. It's a guy you can't, you can't lose three in a row, because you know what happens when you lose three in a row. That's just a bad strategy. You can choose in the pod. So you're going to need to turn it up a little bit. Okay, I'll try. All right, guy, give me your QB waiver wire pickups this week. Sitting at the top right now is Trevor Lawrence and Gino Smith. T-law. Oh, yeah, you should definitely pick up Trevor Lawrence. That's my guy. Yeah, Dolan. Dolan pickup T Lawrence against Plains Act this week. Or Spencer, rather. I pick up Drake May. He had a pretty good week. Yeah, he wasn't bad. Two pigs in a fumble, three touchdowns. Still put up 19 and a half points. Yeah, and he plays Jacksonville this week in London. So let's smash running backs. Devin Singletary is out here. What are we doing, Jared? He had to because he had to pick up a tight end. What are we doing? That's a starting running back. We still have Roma Dunezay on the roster. We still have Roshan on the roster. We had to because I'm dropping one or Roshan or a Dunezay. He didn't pick him up till late Sunday. I don't know. That's crazy. Pick him up last minute. That's crazy behavior. I mean, I'm going in for Singletary. I can tell you that right now. What about the mirror? No, you can pay me to get some mirror. Okay. He'll be pretty good at it in the season though. I had to guess. He comes alive around Christmas time. Okay. Jalen Warren's out there. Raheem Mostard is out there. Joey Chestnut is out there. So take your pick. Kamani Vidal is out there. Shut up. This guy's name is Joey. That's Julius Chestnut. Okay. Oh, a special shout out. Damian Pierce. He had like a 52-yard touchdown run this week. Seriously? Yeah. Electric. That was for a touchdown in two years. Probably. So a shout out. Shout out. It's Damian. Guy, you can get back on your roster. That's your guy. Isaac Garrendo is out there. If Jordan Mason can't play. And Sean Tucker is out there. If your shot of white is also not going to play again this week. So we'll see. We'll see what happens on the waivers this week. I don't know. I'm not really expecting heavy bids, but I'm expecting some movers and shakers. Yeah. There's some guys out there. There's some names like Christian Watson is out there. Gabe Davis is out there. Tyler Lockett is out there. Juju Smith-Shuster is out there. Guy, I think you need to receive her. You need to receive her. You're a big Juju fan. How am I? Oh, you're a big Juju fan. Okay. Yeah. Did he like do something? No, you don't buy. Yeah. No, he put up seven of eight for 130. Two weeks ago. God, is he relevant since Roshi writes his hurt? I don't know, man. You should find out. To marry your Douglas, I actually like out there. Xavier Ligets out there. Michael Wilson is out there. Delay Vaughn is out there. Or Devon Velay. Sorry. Devon Velay. Low key could be a decent pickup. Week one, he's a rookie. Week one, he was eight of eight. They got hurt. Missed four weeks. Came back. Four, six, or 78. I don't hate it. Well, Guy, half of my bench is, uh, his hurt players. I can't simply draw because. Well, you're going to need to make some moves, Guy. You need to start players. So, trades. I start players. Some two for ones with Mr. Miller, maybe. Dude, I don't want any of Jared's shitty bench players. Let's just go look at Jared's shitty bench players from last week. I remember I was trying to get, uh, Calvin Ridley from him a couple of weeks ago. And he said no. This dude. I was trying to get George Pickett's from him a couple of weeks ago. And he also said no. Exactly. So, no. I'm not dealing for his crappy bench. We got David and Joku out there on the waiver wires. We got K. Daughton. We got Zach Hertz. We got the Conk. We got Taysom Hill. We got Mark Andrews. Mark, Mark Andrews. Marky Mark is back from the dead. Who's picking him up? No, I think he's still cooked. I think he's bad still. Guess we'll have to wait and see. All right. That's all the names that really come up for me, Guy. You got anything else you want to talk about? I don't think so. All right. Well, then that's the pod. We're at 117. Could be worse. Yeah. Could be way worse. All right, guys. Enjoy your weeks this week. Enjoy the cool weather. Enjoy the London game, the last London game of the year this week. Set your lineups. Set your lineups. Yes, indeed. All right. I'm out. Peace. See you. [MUSIC] [MUSIC]