Get ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready. Hello, everyone, and welcome back to another installment of the viral podcast. I'm your host, Paige Jin. And I'm your host, Chocchilin, Chocchilin. And all new listeners have already clicked out. They're like, "No, this ain't for me. This ain't for me." This ain't for my ears. And if you're still here, we love you. Thank you for being here. Timer, yes, you're right. Take a minute. Timer has started, and we got freaking Maggie and Brett. 10-minute timer is on. We got Maggie and Brett here today. Thank you for supporting the podcast. Thank you guys for being super spreaders. Thank you for downloading. Thank you for telling your friends, and thank you for helping us take over the world. Spreaders, spreaders, spreaders, spreaders, spreaders, spreaders, spreaders, spreaders, spreaders, spreaders, spreaders, spreaders, spreaders, spreaders. But shredders sounds like you have those long acrylic nails and you finger a bitch and you just shredder pussy. Hey, I was watching this girl, and she said she had to get one a fingernail out, and she duched it up in there. I've been cut in the walls, and it's not a good feeling. It's a type of burn that not even -- not even Bernie Sanders could feel it, not even. If one of those nails broke off up in there, I would die, and got stuck in a wall. Yeah, that's the thing, the wall. I'm not trying to get caught in this loose up there. No, it's stuck in a wall. And we're not meaning "stucco." We mean "stuck in y'all hoe." Right. Stucco. Stucco. Yeah, this is a stucco, and if you're a guy out there and you're sticking your fingers and holes, trim your nails. Yeah, because lesbians know that. Yeah, they -- come on, the frontal lobe. Yeah, it's more developed than most guys. Yeah. There are some dudes that do have their frontal lobes, and hey. That's amazing. You guys are great. Yeah! You guys are great, we love you. Then we got a couple of Rod Stewart. Yeah, and if you're sitting there listening, you're going, "What?" You can't just go around saying, "Some guys don't have frontal lobes, man." Well, you're fucking one of them. That's two times. You can't be stopped. Look at her. It was pretty quick. You're going to be in jail for the first ten minutes. We're going to put you in a little cage. You're all -- I'm cutting the mott. You should do that. [Laughter] A duct tape thing or something. It's pretty mouthy. Y'all, I lasted two minutes. And you're usually really good. You've been getting riled up. We need to not start with such heavy topics, maybe a -- What if next episode I take my mouth shut for the first ten minutes? Stop. We put you in timeout. And then everybody else just talk. Did you guys ever have to go to timeout and put your head in a corner? Yes, all the time. All the time. All the time. Every day for me. We had to put the nose to the corner. We couldn't just stand there or get halfway. If the nose wasn't directly to the corner, it would be a problem. Whoa. We had to -- I mean, you had to touch the nose to the corner. It couldn't even look. Would you just close your eyes? I don't know what I would do. Because you don't want to just -- Probably just daydream of a better life. And that was the worst punishment. I'd rather you beat my ass and get it over with. For real. Don't be a spank. I do not want to stand there with my nose in the corner for 20 minutes. I would have took off running. I forgot about that punishment, man. Standing in a corner? That sucked. I want to know out there. Did you guys have to stand in a corner? Did you get spankins? What was your -- what was your punishment as a kid? Because I totally forgot about nose in a corner, but we -- man, we were nose in the corner. That's a weird punishment, I feel like. Yeah, go -- like, instead of explaining or maybe a -- Go stand in the corner. Yeah, just let's not talk about it. Let's just sweep it under the rug and go stand in that corner. And then remember when then I'll go, all right, come here. Yes, that was the worst. Like you actually wanted to go talk. Because then you're going to get your ass chewed out and then maybe a whooping. You were done and then your time was over and then you -- yeah. Would you get whooped with a paddle or without a paddle? Paddle. You -- paddle. She had a paddle. She had a big paddle or a whole lot of it was the same paddle. My mom had a paddle, too. And I thought everyone got spankins until I kind of grew up and then realized that not everyone got spankins. It is a little more rare these days. Yeah, it's more rare these days. I remember one time I got my ass beat. I was in the bathroom and I got into her nogzema. Nogzema? What's that? What? She's too young. You don't know what nogzema is? It sounds like a virus. Page. Maybe it's nogzema. Everybody wanted to be a nogzema girl. It would burn five layers of your skin off. Nair? And it was just a clean -- just like a thick -- you just like clean your face with it. Does nogzema still exist? I've never seen it and I was looking for it not too long ago. Does it get real foamy? No, it's like a thick cream. I can't explain it. So anyway, I was in there playing in her nogzema and I come out of the bathroom and I had left a little bit like down here on my face. Oh, evidence. She beat my ass for 10 minutes because of that. And I'm like, I would never do that to the kids. Like, that's just crazy. Yeah. Well, she's short on nogzema. What was up? And you probably lied. And that's why you really got in trouble. That's true. Well, for lying. Well. But nogzema -- it said nogzema still exists. We need to add that to our throwback episode. We're going to do for slits only. We're doing a 90s. Let me write that down. We're doing a 90s. Throwback. We're going to buy all this throwback stuff. Do the powder puff too then. And the powder puff. And we're going to do a slits only episode. We're going to do the whole easy bake oven. Just a whole 90s. We have a whole list of, what's it called, 90s? A 90s edition. Yeah. A nostalgia. Got to have a starters jacket episode. Yeah. Maybe we could go throughout eras like a -- we could start with hum -- I don't know. I don't know. That's great. Just episode will be coming out, but add nogzema to the list. How do you spell that one? N-O-X. Let me see here. N-O-X-Z-E-M-A. Remember Rebecca Taylor? Yes. Maybe your grandma just didn't want you burning seven layers of skin off your face. No, it was a hot item. No, she'd rather just beat your ass for 10 minutes than have seven layers of skin beat up. Yeah. It's like if you're going to have skin missing, it's going to be off your ass. It's going to be off your ass. M-A. Exactly. N-O-X-Z-E-M-A. That was the thing to -- and use it as a face cleanser and a mask. So kind of like Neutrogene -- how the Neutrogene is. I think Scrubs, but -- Neutrogene made it. N-O-X-Z-M-A. I don't think so. No. Do you know what I mean? It's got like a vidalces in it. No, it's made from -- We can always look it up. It's made from -- hold on. Not scratch. Sold by Adelia Beauty. It's still made and sold by Adelia Beauty. I guess that's the brand. Adelia. N-O-X-Z-E-M-A. N-O-X-Z-M-A contains campore, menthol, fenthol, and eucalyptus. And so it burned. And it's a thick white -- thick white paste. And you put it on -- oh, that was my -- oh, I was a N-O-X-Z-M-a girl, baby. And it would burn you? Yes. And what did it -- you lived for that burn? That meant it was working. Yes. He thought it was working. They say, "Oh, pain is beauty." Yeah. Oh, yeah. You thought it was working. Okay. Yeah. And it was supposed to take care of wrinkles. Shit. All this. Shit. Plump your face up. Shit. Doing the exact opposite, though. Shit. Shit, shawty. Stay away from N-O-X-Z-M-a. It will give you a fema. Oh, Carrie. So that will be on our '90s nostalgia throwback. That is -- I'm excited about that episode. Where? Oh, I told you I bought a -- Oh. I told you I bought -- Oh. Oh. A queef decibel. What's that? For the -- For the show? Yeah. Is it called a queef decibel? No. It's just called like a -- A noise decibel. Like a meter -- a decibel meter. So whoever gets the highest one is going to be the winner. Yeah. What if sound -- what if it sounds -- what if the sound's cooler, but it's not as high as somebody else's? Well, you all are just going to -- I think robot decibels. Well, you all are going to have to come see the decibels live. If the show's not sold out, go to get your tickets at thevarapodcast.co. Come see us! Well, see us! Because we got a ruler, too, to measure the distance from your whole to the mic. It's going to be fair. Wow. I was thinking that, too. How can you sway the -- Yeah. -- to win? Oh, we got it down. Yeah, so we'll see. Yeah. Everyone come to shows and just for being here listening to the podcast and -- yeah. -- love in life and love and being vertical. Yeah. And fix your posture and you're listening. Hey, even if you're not vertical, try. No, even if you can't be vertical. Be horizontal. Be horizontal. Or at an angle. If you're at it -- if you're vertical, angle, horizontal, it doesn't matter how you lay or how you are. We love you. Thank you for being here. Yeah, because what if that guy in the tube was watching? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I can't be vertical. You have to include everybody. Yeah. You have to include everybody. So, well, should we do one of the pods favorites? One of our listeners favorites. Oh, yeah. Should we do it? Let's do it. Do it. Hit it. 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Well, you know, I think we should probably eat lunch. Oh, wow. Yeah. What's for that? Oh, we should open up a can of something. Not a wolf-ass product. Beautiful bean food. Yeah. Hey, uh, hey, Chelsea. Get up real quick and have Paige smell your chair. I want to know if it's Molt Stinky. Oh, yeah. What the fuck? Oh, wow. Hey, Chelsea, get up out of your page and have- No, get up out of your chair and have Paige smell it. I want to see if it's Molt Stinky. I'll take a whiff. Have you ever shampooed it or anything? Did I pissed a while back? Have you really? Yeah, I, like, wiped it down. I pissed a lot, but that's been, like, two years ago. How close do you think I should get? Like, in there? I think you should put your nose on this go. Yeah, put your nose onto the cloth. Man, I don't want to get up, but I'll do it. Come on. Sniff it and be honest. Bitch, you just have to stand up. I got to sniff. Be honest about the smell. Be honest. Oh, I'm not going to lie. Look, all right, let's go. No, she's not. Ready? Here we go. Chelsea's getting up and Paige is walking over there. Oh, man. Maggie's narrating. She's sniffing. Oh! Oh! Oh, she's getting, she's gagging. Oh, my. She's gagging. Really? All right. Ain't no fucking way, bitch. Chelsea, don't you need a second opinion? Don't you need a second opinion? Don't you put your face in there. Yeah, Maggie. You go for the second. All right. You just volunteer to strip you and put your face on it. Okay. And in it. Oh. And don't, and don't. Yeah, breathe hard. 'Cause at first I was like, oh. Get right where she was sitting. I don't think. I'll tell you exactly what I think it smells like. Let me smell it. Yeah. Smell it. And I got a good whiff. I sniffed it like three times. I got a. It smells like pussy. It smells like pussy. Yeah, well, yes. I don't smell it. Let me tell you. Get a. Don't smell it. I got it when it was this. You said. You said. And the ripest. 'Cause you was sitting and marinating. And I got that. You did. You said it smells like pussy and bread jumps up to go smell it. Sniff all around it. Middle all around. Lower. Sniff. Lower. Oh. Oh. Oh, I got a little. I got the kind of like a butthole or something mixed with pussy. He said he got a ball. Oh. It smelled good overall. Dude, what I smelled was. Okay. It's plain. Well, let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Cape Cod. I got the freshness. Like it was still hot. You did get. You got a warm face to finish. Did you guys' nose touch the chair? Yes. Minded, too. And that's when it smelled the most. I even dragged it. Well, let's go start with Paige. Let's start with Paige. Because I could tell there was like some cleaner on it at first or something. So I was like, oh, okay. It's going to be good. Like, not as bad as I was maybe anticipating. But then when I shoved in there, I said, there it is. Yep. The piss. The, yeah, the old piss and the fermentation. Oh, the scale of one to ten. Ten being, man, this was bad to one. For a chair? I mean, I wouldn't want a chair smell like that in my house too much. Oh, dang. Can I go with the nine? Okay. Maggie, would it smell like for you? Was it bad? I'm going to give it a four. Okay. Out of ten. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't, it was there. What it smelled like to me was, you know, when you wear an adult Dopper and you like pissing it. And you throw it in the chair or in the trash can. Holy shit. And then you bagged the trash up and let it sit on the porch for a couple days. And that's a four for you? You're smelling some stinky ass. That's what it's. That's what it's. Fucking detailed. And that's, and I got some good whiffs. And that's what it smelled like to me. Okay. Just going to say that. But it wasn't strong. You have cleaned it. That chair you can tell. You can tell it's not Lysol or something. Filthy. Okay. Now I'll smell it next. To me, I got it with a pussy. Okay. Not horrible, not nasty. Like God. That's like disgusting, but also not like pussy that doesn't smell like pussy. That's a little ripe that you would still probably let somebody go down on you. But you're, it smells like pussy. After working a shift. Yeah. It smells like some pussy. Oh, 15 hour shift. Puss. Brad, what it smell like to you? Uh, kind of smell like my armpits after I shower. Oh, okay. You know, like that little. Just. Just skin. Just skin. Yeah, you said you smelled butthole. Well, that's what I smelled. It first was my armpit kind of shower thing. And then I got deeper and it was, I could smell a little butthole. Okay. Sweat. What really hit for me was not expecting it because I smelled that cleaner. So I was like, okay, I'm going to get in there deep and then I was like, fuck. Why did I do that to myself? You should draw on the chair where your butthole smells the most potent. I'm going to smell, smell mine. I got people sitting out, but we also have people coming and sitting in their chairs all the time. Yeah. It can not really. No. Yeah. Smell your own. See what happens. She's smelling it. She did it several weeks. Nothing. But I sat on my feet the whole time. Listen, if anybody wants to buy those chairs, hit me up. Yeah. We're going to donate them to Maggie for the extra cash. We're going to sell the bod chairs. All right. We're going to have auction. Okay. Well, thank you for calling in, honey. And now you know, we love you. Hey, gang. I saw something today that made me laugh and I knew I had to share it with y'all. So you know how the Super Bowl every year, they do the Roman numerals afterwards to show you, you know, which number it is. You know, this year is Super Bowl 59, which is Super Bowl L.I.X. That's right. Super malt licks. Super Bowl licks. Super Bowl licks. Super Bowl licks. Super Bowl licks. That's freaking funny. Super Bowl malt licks. Have they announced who's going to be at the Super Bowl this year? Yes. Yeah. Oh, Kendrick Lamar is getting a halftime show. Kendrick Lamar. A.K. That'll be fun. Yeah. Different. Yeah. Oh, I wonder what he's going to put on a good old show. Because they've had a lot of women. Like the last year. He's been the best. Like all time. I loved the 90s when they had like Travis Tretino, his country move on. And they were all wearing like headphones and they were like, I thought that that was good. Recently? They haven't had country on in, and I don't think they will. I know. I don't. That was a 90s thing. Yes. I don't think they'll have country. I mean, I can't imagine them having somebody country on. I know. They got to do it up big. Like, yeah. Real big. I love last year. Last year was. Last year was pretty good. Last year, Rihanna. The last like. She's pregnant, right? Two or three years have been pretty good. I remember. I know that Rihanna people did not like her. There was a lot of hate on that and I thought it was good. I thought it was too. Wasn't it crucial? Maybe because she couldn't move around that much. She was moving. She was freaking moving and her baby was moving. They were both grooving. Yeah. Yeah. Imagine walking around in stilettos just normally and then carrying a baby on top of that hell. No. Last year was Gaga? No, not last year. Last year was like Snoop Dogg and Eminem. There was a lot of people last year. A lot of people make appearances. I think people were so infatuated with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey last year. They weren't there. Were they? No. They were at the Super Bowl? No, they weren't. Come on now. Didn't he play? You don't remember Blake Lyvian. Oh, I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I don't know. I was not. She got that Maliki in there. I got that Maliki. Everyone's a little. I'm trying to find the loser. I was. Usher last year. Okay. Usher was last year. Before that. Rihanna. And then 2022 was Eminem, Dr. Dre, Snoop, Kendrick Lamar, Mary J. Blige. That was a good one. So Kendrick's coming back. Yeah. 2021. It was the weekend. I don't remember his. I do. Yeah. He was good. I remember the wicks. Yeah. Before that it was Shakira Jennifer Lopez. Bad Bunny. That's what I was thinking. How long ago was that? 2020. Chelsea. Two years ago. Four years ago. I feel like that was just. Couple years ago. Let's see when the last country was. So 2019 it was Maroon 5. 2018 Justin Timberlake. 2017 Lady Gaga. 2016 Coldplay featuring Beyonce and Bruno Mars. 2015 was Katy Perry with Lenny Kravitz and Missy Elliott. I remember that one. They need to get Justin Bieber there. Oh. 2014 was Bruno Mars featuring Red Hot Chili Peppers. 2013 was Super Bowl. It was Beyonce featuring Destiny's Child. I remember that one. 2012 was Madonna featuring a few people. 2011 was the Black Eyed Peas. Oh, hell yeah. You would have loved that. Mm-hmm. I love it. 2010 was The Who. Who? The Who's. 2009 Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Man. Good one. 2008 Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. 2007 was Prince. 2006 the Rolling Stones. 2005 Paul McCartney. 2004 the famous Janet Jackson. 2003 Shania Twain. And no doubt. So 2003. So 20 over 20 years ago with first. But she was very, she was like a mainstream pop. Yes. She was. Some people wouldn't. I would consider her country but some people wouldn't. And then 2001 was, this was a good one. The Kings of Rock and Pop featuring Aerosmith. Oh wow. I remember that. Yeah. I remember Britney Spears like it was a huge deal. With Aerosmith. Yeah. 2000 was Phil Collins, Christina Aguilera. 1999. Celebration of Soul. Stevie Wonder. Gloria Estefan. 98 Motown. Boys to Men. Smokey Robinson. Queen Latifah. Oh, but that was a good one. 97 Blues Brothers Bash. John Goodman. John Goodman. John and Jim Belushi. UNIT. Scott. 96 was Diana Ross. 95. Dang, we're going through the whole. Tony Bennett. Paddy of the Bell. 94 Rockin' Country. That was Clint Black. Tanya Tucker. Travis Tret. Winona. And Naomi Judd. Dang, so it's been a mini. That's the year I was born. 94. Yeah. What's crazy is I remember every single one of those. I remember. How old were you in 94? Five. Whoa. Imagine watching the Super Bowl and prints the purple ring. Purple. Yeah. Green purple ring. Yeah. So they haven't had a classic rock in a while. It seems like the early and mid 2000s they had Rolling Stones, Tom Petty. They haven't had a good classic rock in a minute. They're due. They are. They've had a lot of pop. I don't know recently. Yeah, I don't think they'll get out of that. You know it would be a good, like a 90s rock, like a, um, almost like, Pearl Jam. Dude, that'd be cool. I was going to say even. Look. Creed up there. Creed. I was going to say even Foo Fighters, but people hate they grow now. Nickelback. Nickelback. Doing Nickelback. Creed. Justin Bieber. That'd be so random and cool. Dude. And I love how they do, they do mix. Yeah. Let's do genres like that. And I, yeah, they're due. People be hating on Dave. He don't stepped out. He stepped out. Yeah. We haven't talked about it. It's been, it's been a while now, but yeah, he, uh, He got that moe icky. He got that moe icky stuck in that moe stick. He's sticky. He got that moe stick in that drip. He got himself in a sticky situation. Well, they do just like. You haven't heard? He got in some glue. He got into some peanut butter. He got in some. Yeah. He got that moe stick. Climb. And here's the thing. What is, what did he do? Really? So he's been married for 21 years, has three daughters. He gave the role and he had a baby with someone else. Okay. I did hear that. Yeah. I saw that on Instagram. And people were like, just, you know, like, oh, he, we thought he was a good one and all, you know, and it's like, well, a man's a man. And you never. And a rock star. Somebody's life too. Like, oh, I thought he was a good guy. You don't even know the guy, you know. Yeah. Yeah. And that's the thing. A rock star. You know? He's getting rock hard. He's been doing it. He ain't stopped. The only problem is he got caught. Mm hmm. He got the evidence now. It is sad for the kids. I mean, come on. Oh, it's horrible. I hear, I hear that they all like deactivated their, of course. And yeah, everyone, everyone fucks up too. Yeah. That's a big one. Did you. That's a big molt fuckie. Would you have made an announcement? Like he did though. So they thought that was crazy. I missed all this. I think that was more the head like out media. Did, or did he go out by himself and say, hey. I missed it on his Instagram. He did. I think he did because it was about to come out. Anyway. He wanted to beat him to the fire. Mm hmm. I feel like he shouldn't have said anything. I think that was like, I don't know, but I think it was like a lawyer. I'm sure his lawyers were like, hey, like, like, either this is about to come out. However, way or you watch that thought for something and he wanted to beat that. Yeah. It was definitely a PR thing. Well, yeah, he should have just beat it and not went and fucked somebody else. Right. Right. And I mean, I kind of think it's better for him in the long run, just get it out. Hopefully he can learn from it. No, he divorced his first wife because he cheated on her. Yeah. You should learn from it then. The thing is when he brings that kid home and his wife has to look at it. And I know it's not the kid's fault. No, it's horrible. But it's a constant reminder of what he did. The current wife is staying with him. I don't know. I don't know, man. Just just a malt sticky all the way around. Yeah, wrong hole. So just, you know. Keep your dick in your pants and. But the Foo Fighters would be a great thing. Yes, they would be. They would be. I mean, it really would. The Foo Fighters on there with a couple of guests. Yeah. We could go back. It would be. Okay. I'm not making excuses for the guy. But come on, if everywhere you look, there's a pussy. Well, that's the wrong one. There's a famous like, you know, Stevie Nick says always said like she goes, if you never, ever, ever, ever fall in love with a, with a rock star because it will not end well every single time she's been very over the years. She's like, don't do it because they're going to go off. There's women who love them and want them. And she goes, I learned the hard way. She's been with multiple rocks. She goes, it never ends the way you think it's, you know, she's been very. Yeah. Never fall in love with a rock star. But in today's world, not even rock stars, anybody with a public following, you know, there's people reaching out and yeah, you slide in those D. It's so much more accessible these days that so just. And here's my thing. Crazy. How would someone that famous, right, like fuck around so like just it blows my mind that it's like, bro, people are just, I don't know what I'm getting. You know what I'm saying? Don't get married. But also how long, what it's like, how long was he cheating before fricking one of them got pregnant? You know, that's. Right. And they're going to want to get pregnant. Oh, they're going to be somebody like that, that's why Drake puts Tabasco in the condom. But not even that. It's like, why would someone that famous, your eyes are always on you, cameras are always on you. People are always talking like you must have some balls to fucking step out like that. When you're that famous, dude, just, I don't know man, crazy. And the other thing too, the team around these people, and I know it's not the team's fault or whatever, but like that kind of sucks for everyone involved. Because if they know your family, you're, you know, your kids, and then they also see that other part of you, that's hard on everyone. Big time. Big time. Well, thank you for calling in get ready for super super bro, Moltle. Yeah, there's going to be creed, Nickelback, and Justin Bieber keeps saying that manifest it. So quick story time, so I used to waitress at a strip club for a couple of years, which I also highly recommend. There was a lot of fun, a lot of money. Anyway, so this didn't happen to me, but to one of my coworkers there, so she was also waitress and she walked into one of her private rooms, you know, bottle sales and stuff happen. And she said she walked in on a guy on his hands and knees, eating one dancer out, a second one behind him, putting the heel of her stiletto up his ass and then a third one in the corner just sitting and watching. So I just wanted to share that crazy story. So love. Yeah. Bye. Hey, love you. This doesn't sound like a crazy story. This sounds like a fun Monday night. I love it. This sounds like a I don't know about the stiletto and the ass. He's obviously used to have things in his ass. Yeah. Well, just mean for the girl, is she going home and just cleaning off the little stiletto stick? Shit. I don't care. I don't care if I got to throw the shoes away. If he's if he's if he's paying for it, I'll stick anything you want out there. Yeah. Set my tongue. Yeah. Pay good because the solos ain't cheap for them. And there's no telling what goes on. Well, there is telling. I mean, lots of crazy stuff goes on in those private rooms. For sure. Oh, they probably take that stiletto out and then go put it in someone's face to smell this. And you know what? You can, he probably feels comfortable enough being in a strip club knowing that things go on in there. And he probably took them back there and was like, Hey, listen, can I eat one of y'all's pussies? I'm like, Sure. Can you also stick that heel in my ass? And they're probably like, yeah, how much you got? Right. Or, you know what I mean? We got 10 minutes. They don't. Yeah, they don't care. They're going to get it done. I feel like if I was a stripper and y'all know I love strippers, I have always been very stripper positive on the podcast. Yes. Love strip clubs, love strippers. Yes. I feel like I would be a very like, I feel like I'd make a good stripper because if if somebody wanted me to stick my heel in their ass, I wouldn't quit. I wouldn't second guess it. I know a lot of strippers don't want to be touched. They probably wouldn't let a guy go down on the back. I understand that. Would I do that? I don't know. I'd have to. Put yourself in those. There's a lot of those. Yeah, there'd be stipulations, but would I do something like just put my heel in the ass? Yeah. That's easy. It's better than a finger. Because then you don't get shit, you don't have to worry about shaking and lodged in your fingernails. Right. Think about how long that stiletto is though. I know. I wonder if he was just looking out for stilettos all night. Like, yeah, that's an eight inch stiletto that you're coming with me. I wanted that one. She's thinking, oh, he wants me. No, he wants that shoe. Yeah. He wants that heel. She's been wearing that shoe all over that strip club all night and he wants it in his ass. Yeah. That's diseasey. There's always cum lodged in it from the other guys. She's probably wore those shoes in the gas station in the Walmart. I don't know. She probably changes backstage and then takes them off backstage, but I get what you're saying. Yeah. That's... I can see that. It's a risk he's willing to take. The guys are shoving plungers up their ass and wooden spoons and falling onto four-legged chairs, they say. Right. Right, right, right. So this is light work. Right. Why don't they just go buy something proper? Because they want it done this way. Maybe it's a kink. They want the kinkiness of it. They want someone else doing it. They want that. Maybe they don't know that Adam and Eve has discrete shipping and this ain't even our ad right now, but because you know the stigma, guys don't want to say, "Hey, Lisa, I want to put a nine-inch dildo on my ass," because some girls aren't willing to hear that. If your husband comes up to you and says that, so... And I have been to a strip club in a long time. We're due. Hey, there's a lot here, too. We don't need you. We did go to the red light district. We did. And we were in Amsterdam. How was that? It'd be different than I thought. How? Well, I think they weren't kind of an off-season, no. It was packed. No, but usually it's way more packed. Really? Like they say you can't normally walk. Is that where all the prostitutes are? Yeah. And you go window shopping? They... Yeah, six workers. There are you. And then I looked at one and she started tapping on the window like... Okay. We went at night. I thought it was going to... I watched a documentary years ago and for some reason I just thought it would be different. I thought it would be just down a regular road and it would just be sex workers and windows and there'd be all types of sex workers and all ages, all this, all that. And it was like down a street with a bunch of bars, bars and restaurants, like pubs and bars and restaurants. And then you would see like in between the bars there'd be like bottom level and top level of just windows and these girls would be in front of the windows wearing like bras and underwear and lingerie. I thought they'd be nude. I just did. That's why I think it can be like that because they're not nude. It probably changed from that documentary because people and cell phones, but who knows? True. But they were all like... All these women were like beautiful, like Victoria's secret models and beyond. And I just thought there'd be like normal looking women and a lot of older women because there are those. And maybe they're on a different street. I don't know. But these were like, I was like these women are gorgeous and I wasn't expecting that. I thought it would be average women, you know, a little bit of sag. They look like a... But these were like beautiful. And when you're walking, they were making eye contact with you. If you looked, they were looking at you. They were trying to ring people. So what do you do? If you wanted to... You walk up and then they'll probably open the door and then you make a bargain. Oh, so there's a door right there. There's a door. Okay. They're standing in the door. Just like some people, some of the girls were just on their cell phones and at the door. Some girls were tapping on it. Some were just staring. Then there was just groups of guys kind of, you know, they could tell they were planning plot and something. And people were just walking around drinking. It was like going down six street in Austin. But then you have women and windows. And I did not think it would be like bars and restaurants and pizza places, you know. And it's also a little neighborhood, right? Like we walked down some and one dude was on a scooter, this old fucker was on a scooter and I was looking for a lady. And I also thought it would be like, "How are you going to fuck if you can't walk?" Oh, you can do that? Do they just ride his cock? Oh, yeah. I'm on a scooter. Oh, yeah. And you could even like get up out of your wheelchair and like lay on the bed and do it sideways. Oh, it can be done, absolutely. Oh, for sure. I was wondering, like, yeah, they got to put in the work on one if that's extra money, all that. I don't know. I don't know. But a lot and different, yeah, it was bigger than I thought. It was just different than I thought it was going to be. Were there kids walking around too? No! So kids can't, it's not just a regular. You said the cuz restaurants were families down there. I mean, I guess they could. I literally saw kids in London and Amsterdam, some of the kids that I did see, you could tell they just got out of school and were like running through frickin' traffic and stuff. But I didn't see that many kids. Honestly, I bet a kid could walk by. That's wild. That's crazy. But I guess it's the same as a swimming suit at the... That's true. Yeah, if they're dressed, I guess it don't matter. They probably don't know what's going on. And people were more like just at the bars having a good time. It was like a party area. On the canal. I thought it would just be for just like going to find someone and it was and it was more like a hangout party area. Wow. And that's what I thought. That's what I wasn't expecting. Yeah. So it was cool though. God, I love to Amsterdam. It was awesome. I would love, in the documentary you watched, did they do the whole process of like, okay, how much to charge? Because I wonder, even with condoms or anything, like what's going on, who takes the money, the place they're in, do they have to pay out the how or the, you know? I don't know. Like, what goes on? That would be freaking awesome to get a window shopie in here. Yeah. I have no clue. What are they called? The girls there. Just sex workers. Okay. I don't know if they had a name. I don't think so, but there were like on a lot of like the quieter streets. You'd look down at it and there'd be hard to anybody down there, but you would see red lights on the door. Like, it's red light district. Wow. You'd see red light. That was kind of, I don't know. You'd see people. You'd see people walking out. Yeah. People be nighting. Oh, yeah. You got to know it. Mm hmm. And what, I mean, what better place to freaking go get a supermodel and I mean, it was, it was pretty cool. Like the whole day. It was awesome. And I asked them, like, how much do you charge, I don't know, for how long? I can't wait to go back to Amsterdam and venture out into the Netherlands. I loved it so much. Yeah. Just everything. The bikes. They love riding bikes there. Mm hmm. It was the most bikes we've ever seen in my life in my life. It was cool. And those cars, I saw the cars that, the little ones that y'all were standing by. We were bigger than the cars. It would fit right there. It would fit in, yes, in here. That's crazy. It was, yeah. It was awesome. It was awesome. It was awesome. And Amsterdam. Amsterdam. Which Nashville was like that. Everybody's riding bikes. That'd be cool. You can do it. Honestly. I do it. Yeah. You can do it. But these streets are so cool. Hundreds and hundreds of bikes that I would walk out and go, where the hell is my bike? Oh, I can't imagine. They need to make a new, new movie called Dude, Where's My Bike? Dude, Where's My Bike? Is that a bike storage places? Maybe. We don't know. Yeah. Yeah. I can't tell. Well, let's do a little love. Hey. Love you. Love you. Let's kind of, I'm not ready for that. Well, yeah. Well, yeah. Well, what was this sound like? Well, wait, let's you get ready, Brett. Yeah. Did you see some comments? They're like, can you guys do hate than love? Why? Because they're like to end up on a bed or vibe. I was like, okay. Oh, well, let's try. We'll do a hate love. Hate love. I will start with the hate. He doesn't sound as good. Hate. Yeah. We stopped to say love hate, but yeah, I saw a couple comments like, it just leaves a sad vibe when they all feel really, I was like, really? That's our favorite part. Okay. All right. Let's do a little, whoa. Hey. Yeah. It's doing that spinny thing. We're talking about. We'll wait. Love you. Yeah. Talk amongst yourselves. Hey. No, no, no, no. Wow. Dude, there's little gnats in here just flying. I know. I've had a couple. Yeah. Okay. In the head. We're just waiting on Brett. Yeah. Love hate. Our internet's been a little bit. And I also love how our hates are like the silliest hates. It's not like we're getting deep or anything. We're talking about like the dumbest stuff. Yeah. I know. Maybe it's just the word or something they don't like. I don't know. Okay. Leave. Why do you guys not like that? Yeah. It's halfway there. That's okay. We'll wait, Brett. You there. Wow. Yeah. Did y'all see, uh, yes, he saved a woman on a bridge. Well, John Bon Jovi here in Nashville, when he was, they said he was on the bridge, like and I saw the background is right by the stadium. Oh, yeah. I know what bridge it was. Like Cumberland? River? Yes. The pedestrian bridge here in Nashville, the one you walk, uh, across to get to the stadium. Hey, when was this though? Like, like days ago. And I don't know if he, I don't know if he, it said he was filming something, a music video, but also other people were on the bridge. So I don't know how that worked, but, and then he saw like, like him and his wife saw a lady, like getting over and he, it just shows, it shows probably 10 people see her and just keep walking. They don't stop and see that. And then him and his wife go over there and like talk to her or they're talking to her for maybe like 10, 20 seconds and at least the video showed that. And then it could have been sped up or edited and then she, she, they helped her back over. Yeah. And then they took her to get help at a mental facility because she was not okay. That is so sweet. Well, yeah. It's just crazy. Like so many people passed her. I didn't see that. Yeah. All the time. Like shout out to the freaking people taking the time and saving lives. Yeah. So sad. And man, honestly, life is hard, you know, and I'm, and, and, and sometimes for a lot of people every day can be a struggle and you got this. Yes. You do. And it'll get easier and you're truly wanted here. So yes, loved and people care about, even with you think nobody cares. Yeah. People tells me people care about you and love you. Yes. Brett, are you ready? Mm hmm. All right. Let's do it. Hit me. It's right. Hey, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. Hey. Whoa. Whoa. Dude, that was the other one I made. I played the wrong one. That was still good. I just freestyle that. What was that? That was just the play the other one. That might take a while. No, the chicken dance. That's the chicken. But I was thinking of that. It's a song. It's like, don't. It's. Don't. Green day. Don't. Ball is still. Don't. My eyes feel like I'm gonna bleed. My pussy feels like it's gonna bleh. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Yeah. Spread it. Spread it. Yeah. Gary's hot. He's panting. Gary. Spread it. Super spread it. Thank you to all our Vollarcast Super spreaders. Are you ready for? Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. I'm gonna go with. Okay. I hate. When couches aren't deep. Oh, yes. Yes. Bockets. Deep. I don't want a thin and narrow couch. Yes. You want to be able to put your back into it. I want it to be deep. No. I want a deep couch tour. If I want to lay on it, half my ass ain't hanging off. You want to feel like you're in the deep blue sea. And a long couch. I don't buy one of those couches. A microscopic. I want a long, deep, wide couch. Yes. That's a good one. Now, if you're, I'm not saying if you have a tiny living room, you're like, but tell me, I can't fit. That's what I'm talking about. I don't want a thin, narrow couch. What about a futon? Futons are usually deep. I just want to be comfortable when I'm watching TV. Yeah. Yeah. That's my, that's my hate. That's a, that's a good one. Yeah. That's really good. I really appreciate that. Okay. I hate when you go to the bathroom and you're done in a stall and the stall opens up toward you and you can't get the fuck out of the bathroom. Yeah. Yeah. That pisses me off. Make it open to swing out so you don't have to squeeze. Especially if you have luggage or anything with you, it's almost impossible. Hey. And I hate to be this person, but it's even worse when you're fat. Oh, well, come on. That's an honor. Drop in and double your side. Yeah. It sucks. Yeah. It's bad. Because I'm like, damn, I'm stuck in here. Yeah. So I, yeah, I have empathy for that one because I feel stuck. So yeah, you really got to fist it. Thank you. All right. What do you get mad? Because then you have to get back around the stall and touch the freaking toilet. Yeah. It's just annoying. You just got to wrap around that toilet. It's annoying. Yeah. I don't like that. So that's a good one. What about y'all? You got to hate? I hate when somebody posts something to their Snapchat story, but they'll also send you the exact same thing. Nothing pisses me off more. I'm going to see it on your story. Why are you sending it to me? I thought you might miss it, though. What's the point, though? What's the point? Is that it, Brad? They think they're going to miss it? Yeah. You're missing out. I don't... She doesn't have to. Oh, there's nothing that pisses me off more because I'm like, I already saw this. Why are you sending it to me? For me, I wouldn't probably see the story. I'd just open the... And I would never know. You're right, Maggie. You're right. Yeah. If you're an avid viewer... Yeah, I don't... Y'all got to quit doing that. Do they have to go through and click every single name? I think so. That's... No. You want it to be more personal, maybe. Since I'm going to... Would you just leave it off? Leave it off? You'll see it on the story. I'll see it. And if I don't check the story, then I'll never know. Yeah. If it's something personable, then send it to that person. Yeah, I don't... I agree. That's a good one. Oh, that pisses me off. Brad, do you ever hate? I hate having to charge my bike. You know, I want to... Yeah. Charging anything. I have no charge. Yeah. What's going on? Yeah. I get that. Okay. Now... Something we love. Are we ready? Yeah. And I'm going to really put emphasis on the first word of this. Okay. Love. I love a good. Oh. I love a good. Okay. Hot chocolate. Oh. Yes. I like whipped cream. Yeah. I'm not going to lie. I'm a whipped cream lover with hot cocoa. Yeah. Not all hot chocolate is good. Something is okay. When you get a good hot chocolate, you're like, "Oh my God." This is creamy, rich, creamy, thick. A good hot chocolate. Not too chocolatey, though. Right. Those make me sick. You can't do that. But I could always have the extra crunchy marshmallows. I used to love those. And then slurping them. The marshmallows. Or... Yeah. Anyway, that's mine. That was good. Thank you. A good one. What kind of cream would you prefer in your hot chocolate? I usually use... I'm not a huge whipped cream lover, but I will like make some homemade whipped cream and put it on top. But I usually use half and half. Okay. And here's the thing. I will not drink hot chocolate if it's made with water. No. Same. You have to have it with milk. And Chelsea, the kids... That's what I said good. I've always made their hot chocolate with milk. Milk. And they want water. And I'm like, "Yup." It's not good with water. I remember as a kid doing it with water and then pouring the packs in. Yeah. Because it was just so easy, you know. And now it's like, you want the rich. Same with like oatmeal and stuff like that. I always make it with milk. And they want water. And I'm like, "That's so weird." Water? You're not oil like that. Why does it switch? I used to do the milk. But then I made the switch. The water? Yeah. No, not water. It's like milk's got a lot of sugar, you know. Yeah. Oh, I had so much brown sugar. It's freaking good. Okay. My love. I love, and a lot of people aren't going to love this, but I love styrofoam. You do. Hey. Yeah. A big old styrofoam cup of ice crisp coke. You can't go wrong. You can't go wrong. You can't get ice and pebbled ice and styrofoam with filled up to the brim with ice. I love it. And I'm sorry. Hey, you can't help what you love. Yes. That's true. That's true love. Every place had those big styrofoam cups. People are hating. Oh, yeah. They're going to be. Some people agree, but it's styrofoam's horrible, but oh, you're so right. It makes the the coat better. It makes the so driving and so breathing and so small. Yeah. It just makes the soda pop so much better. Mm-hmm. Makes it poppy. That's a good one, Paige. And it's not all your worst nightmare condensation around the corner. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. What do you guys love? I love going to the car wash. Mm. You do? The colors. I love getting my truck clean. I love vacuuming it out, wiping the seats down. I love that shit. You do? Wow. Do you love going or do you love the afterfill? I think I love going and the afterfill and when I'm there, I just, it makes me happy. Do you love the colors though, because I get pissed if there's not a ramp, like, cool colored soap. You have, then you don't have the top tier wash. You got the basic wash. Oh. Yeah. I don't even spend time washing my car these days, but if I go with people, yeah. What's crazy is they don't have those car washes anymore where you do it yourself. It's rare. Yeah. Like in small, in small towns, I still have them, but like big cities, you're right. It's all like car wash places. And I liked getting out and doing it myself, because I always got it good. Yeah. And we don't have any around here, I don't think. Right. When you could scrub the bird shit. Yeah. I need to find a good. I know. Yes. For, do you wipe your car down after you? I do. Okay. You're like my dad. I want it. Do you have a towel in his truck? That's funny. Yeah. I'll wipe it. I'll wipe it down. That's a good one. Brett, what do you love? So good. I love laying naked on the couch. Mmm. Just that cretin on it. And I hate that. I said, stop putting your asshole on the couch cushion, because it probably smells like your chair. Yeah. The asshole doesn't touch the couch. That's going to be Paige's next hate. I hate when Brett lays naked on the couch. Yeah. Well, he stinks right now, and he's going to go home and lay on the couch. You're not only laying naked if I'm fresh. Okay. Nobody wants your balls. My balls don't touch it. The butt butter. Just don't. Why are you laying naked though? I guess I just have to order that. Yeah. What's the point of being naked? I just love being naked. Okay. Well, Brett. I'm going to make like a little fort too. So. Hey, I will admit I love being naked too. I'm not walking around naked, especially outdoors, but you've got to pick and choose the surface you're sitting on. You can't be sitting on a fabric couch laying on the leather. You need to be clean. Yeah. You need to be clean when you do it though, Brett. The asshole doesn't stay clean for longer than 30 seconds, or go somewhere else. Go somewhere else. Yeah. Yeah. Go somewhere. Somewhere else and do that. Wow. Well, hey guys. I just have to not do that anymore. Thank you guys for listening to this episode of the podcast. Thank you for being super spreaders. Thank you for being here. Thank you for being near. And thank you for using Nair. Yeah. And get your merch at var podcast dot com. I'm sad. Miss you guys. And don't forget to come back next Tuesday. Don't forget to download these podcasts because it helps us out in ways we don't even know. Yes, and give us a subscribe on YouTube. I'm noticing there's a lot of viewers that don't subscribe. Get us subscribed. That little molt click and I'm sorry. Give it a like. Can I share something real quick? Go ahead, Brett. I was looking at some old YouTube stuff. I said it. Oh, you did? Well, you can say it to the pod. Actually, so what did you guys talk about last episode? I don't know. Well, you would have had been there. I know. I don't know what you're talking about. What happened last episode of the virus? Right. We talked about a lot of stuff. No, I was just wondering. Right. Watch it. No, this is what he's going to tell you, but he wants to just tell you that the MooMoo commercial, they're the most played people love the MooMoo commercials because they're amazing. Yeah. I thought that was so cool. Like everybody else's commercial suck. Yeah, we try to make them good. Yeah. We try to make them good. We hop in a MooMoo and go run through the park and stuff. People love it. People think when they're out and about when I was humping the ground. People love it. Thank you. Yeah. Shakin. Well, you guys will watch the MooMoo commercials to see. You need to do that a lot more. I think. Okay. Hey, Brad. I'll do it. Don't freak out my friend. Hey, Brad, don't freak me out. I was just saying that it looked good. It did look good. I appreciate that. Yeah. And when somebody put the clip over, throw that ass in the circle. That was the best. The best. The best. Let's start. All right, guys. Don't forget our number. Give us a little jing jing. And our phone number is four, four, two, seven, seven, seven, three, three, three, one. And always remember, you're doing great. You're looking good. And fuck with everybody else, thanks. Get ready. Ready. We're going viral. Get ready. Ready. Ready. Ready. Ready. We're going viral. Ready. Ready. Ready. Ready. Oh shit, why? I gotta pee so bad. Yeah, run up. My sticky. Good content filled. Good most sticky baby. Do I hear the pig? He slept with you Gary? No, it hurt not having him. Where was he? He slept with you again Chelsea? Yeah, at least he's not running out of hell. Gary, are you a mother of you? (gentle music)
