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Childish Dad Gets Arrested On Saint Patrick's Day

Duration:
1m
Broadcast on:
12 Mar 2024
Audio Format:
aac

It's some Patrick's Day, and I'm having a relaxing day at the pub with my traditional green beer. May I have some more, please? Ah, it looks like I have good enough to drink and party, especially on St. Patrick's Day. Uh oh, the concert I have to make, and I'm going to be so exhausted. The reason I pulled you over is because you ran through the red light. Oh, have you been drinking? Can you please step out of the car? Let's see if you have been over the limit of alcohol. It looks like you've been three times over the legal limit. I'm going to place you under arrest. Let's get into the police car. Dave, you got arrested after you got caught drinking and driving on St. Patrick's Day. This is the last school day. When you get out of jail, you will be so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o- [Music] [BLANK_AUDIO]