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That's our biggest grocery store chain down here in Texas. They just picked us up in College Station, Kerville, Maxia, Born, Lake Jackson, Sugarland, and Humble. And also want to give a special shout-out to Texas Cheer, liquor. They just picked us up as well. Grab a 12-pack for the weekend. The turnies starting up for college, basketball, March Madness is here. St. Patty's Day is here. I'm going to get rocked this weekend. How about you, Anthony? Uh, mushrooms. Are you really? Yeah. Okay. Any special occasion? Just, you know, living life, man. Just a fucking Saturday afternoon, huh? Do you go out in public when you do mushrooms? Sometimes, yeah. Man, I can't do it. I can't do it. We were talking about that earlier. Do you want to, should we pop up that Conor McGregor video? Well, he's on cocaine. I know, but like, we were chatting about that right when we went off air. A listener sent that to us on Twitter there. It's on my feed. He tagged me in "Danthe" on Twitter. Bob, but, uh, looking at that, I was like, man, there's no way I could rip a huge fucking gator tale and either do an interview or a show or anything else in life. You're fine, though. You could do all that shit, and you would never know. Um, I might laugh more than usual. You think so? If I'm on a large dose, yeah, like a normal, well, I say large dose, a normal dose for me. Okay. Um, gotcha. Bob, you signed out over there? Yeah, logged them out. Well, we're having some issues. If you haven't heard, by the way, a top story in the state of Texas, Pornhub. Pornhub is now requiring you to have an ID to use their sites. Well, you've got to create an account. I don't know if they need an actual ID or not, but you definitely have to create an account, and somehow they verify your ID. I don't know how. They do, but here's the thing. Would you trust giving Pornhub your ID? Well, I think it's interesting that the Texas state government has decided that people inside of the state of Texas inside of the country of the United States have to give their personal information down to a Canadian company, to a foreign company. That's weird, right? Well, they care more about this Jesus bullshit than they do about, like, the sanctity of our country, which is a problem. And also, if you're going to say, "Hey, this ban on TikTok, which is a foreign adversary," or whatever, how does that not lend itself to Canada, I guess? Well, Canada is not a foreign adversary, but they are a foreign country. Like, sharing personal information, private personal information with a foreign country, that's never been a requirement for anything ever in the history of this world. Do you not consider Canada to be a communist country at this point, though? That's why I said they're almost an adversary. Yeah, but they're also pussies, right? So, it's like, there's a lot of countries that don't really like us. France doesn't care for us either, but they're not an adversary because they're cowards. That's true. That's true. And they never say anything to you over there as an American either. So, yeah. That makes sense, but, yeah, Bob, pop that up on screen right now. Read this to the listeners here. Well, it's a fucking novel, but do your user, as you may know, your elected officials in Texas are requiring us to verify your age before allowing you to access our website? Not only does this impinge on the rights of adults to access protected speech, it fails strict scrutiny by employing the least effective and yet also most restrictive means of accomplishing Texas's stated purpose of allegedly protecting minors. Ah, I got you, got you, got you. So, they're saying that we're trying to keep minors from watching porn. Yeah, it's all about the kids. It is. Because the internet's grooming them. It is. Yeah, man. It is. God forbid somebody do their job and parent their children. Exactly. Um, what about X videos? Go to xvideos.com. Is that's, did they enact it across all pornography sites? Or just this one? Oh, all right. Yeah. Now we're seeing some nice gangbangs there and some, some fun, some fun thumbnails there for Bob to scroll through for the next half hour on his own and kind of peruse there. Oh, there's a violent facial right there. Yeah. Okay. So they haven't stopped all of them. Why? Why Pornhub? In particular. Because they're the biggest. They're the ones that are making the most amount of money doing this. Okay. All these other ones are kind of pulling in, uh, you know, a little bit of interstitial and programmatic ad data I get, or ad revenue, I guess. Okay. But nothing like what Pornhub is. Well, I mean Pornhub is pretty much the semen X, you know, every ad is for semen X. And it's to make your, uh, semen thicker. Yeah. Which is not as good at what was the first, the other one? Was it, uh, hot loads? No. Was it young loads? Jared would know immediately. Robes. Was it Ropex? That's Ropex. Yes. Ropex. Yeah. I was going to be pissed off of myself if I blew that today. Yeah. Um, so Bob, just for again, this is purely research at this point, uh, go to xhamster.com. We're good. We're good on xhamster.com. Ah, they shut you down. Well, it's just making you say you're a team. Uh, so you clicked it. All right. Now click on one of the videos again for research, Bob. Okay. Do you not put this up on screen? What's the first one that pops up there? Uh, Brandy Renee wants her B.F. to finger her in bed, but she has some competition from her roomy Abigail Morris. My God. That's the longest name for a porn. I've ever fucking heard. Sure is. You really don't need that much information. Black man arrives at a door with a typewriter squeezes door handle tightly and walks in to see milk too long, too long of a title there. Uh, great video though. Terrible title. I'm kind of watching it in the background here again out of research. So here's what I don't get. Uh, now that we've gone to a couple of different sites here, why isn't xhamster band or, uh, X videos? I don't know why. I don't know why. It was pretty big. Pornhub's not banned. They opted out like they're like, we're not doing this in the state of Texas while this law is in place because this law is stupid. Oh, okay. Got you. Yeah. The law is stupid. Um, and it's like anytime you give the government more power, I don't care what part of government it is, federal, state, local, even that's a mistake. You should never ever give government power. Um, this TikTok band is bullshit. I, it's, it's insane to me to see all these people in conservative media who are fucking supporting this shit. Like, Oh, China's our enemy, whatever the fuck. It's like, not really China, China's, China's our competition. They're not our enemy. That's not the same thing. Right? Right. Like, it's more like a fucking football game than it is like a war, frankly, right? Because they have no vested interests in seeing us fail where their biggest trade partner and vice versa. Their economy would collapse if we went away. It's fucking retarded. Now they do try to steal our IP all the time. Sure. Yeah. Right. Sure. So ZNSA, they constantly do it as a matter of fact. There are two people on the run from the federal government right now who exposed that shit. Yeah. Right. Um, Bob, go to, uh, have you been able to get on Twitter yet? Dude, fuck social media. It's being retarded. I'm almost there. I think, like I have to use like Bluetooth through my phone. I don't know why this computer, why is it out? I'm out of passwords in this life. I realized that yesterday, like I'm, I'm tired of 19, uh, factors to authenticate bull shit and the goddamn exclamation points and at symbols and everything else. I can't remember any of them. I'm all out. And then now there's a thing. I don't know if you've noticed this where it's like, you can't use any of the passwords you use in the past. Cool man. Yeah. How the fuck am I supposed to remember 98 different packets? It's so fucking stupid. It's so dumb. Cause that's a QR code that just popped up for you. That's fun. Yes. And now you got to scan that and log in from your app on your phone or what? Yeah. Oh my God. I don't fucking know. Bob's all locked in to porn hub got him all jumbled up today. Yeah. He can't tie a belt around his neck and look at college. You can't keep a fucking, uh, a white man like him off Twitter. No, this is, this is as close to it comes as violating his civil rights. Oh, this whole goddamn place is going to burn down today, dude. You don't keep a white man like Bob off its Twitter. Yeah. But China is not our enemy. There are competition. Russia is not either. There is some fucking knucklehead retard that they're like a junkyard dog that can't figure it out. They don't know how to fight properly. They don't do, they don't do anything right, except for targeted assassination. They're pretty good at that. Um, and, and information operations, which are ongoing in this country right now, Iran, Iran is our enemy, right? The one that says openly they want to destroy America and, and, uh, other allies of ours. That's our, that is our enemy. Bob just slammed something down on the ground. Yeah. He's dropped. Bob's getting violent over there. You know, Iran, that country that Obama gave billions of dollars to. Yeah. That's our enemy. Yeah. Yeah. No, I agree. Uh, what's been interesting over the course of the last 24 hours since that TikTok ban, uh, was passed by Congress. Obviously it's got a clear Senate now is, uh, to see odd partners on the right and the left come together on this, um, who don't support it. So like Marjorie Taylor Greene and AOC agree with, with not banning TikTok. Um, Biden. He says he'll sign the bill. He doesn't know. He won't sign the bill. I understand that. But, uh, his, his White House press secretary, uh, whatever the fuck her name is, Jean-Luc Picard, she says, well, look, the president's going to sign it. So it's weird to see these bedfellows on both sides. We're like, wait a minute, AOC is with Marjorie Taylor Greene. Do I want to see that on porn hub? Yeah. Can you, if I, if I send you a link to a tweet, can you pull it up? Oh, there we go. Fine. That's fine. By the way, that's Elon Musk's two factor authentication at work right there. He just sent a rocket up to the goddamn moon today. So give him a break today. Um, give him a break today. Go to, uh, Spike Cohen, real Spike Cohen. He was on the show. Yeah. He's, uh, he's a good dude. He and I spar from time to time, but yeah, I like him. He's been on the show. Well, we like, I just like, he's, uh, he's a very calm talker and I like, I like it more when he's animated. That's a little shit to him last time he was here, um, okay. So find the one that says this TikTok band is no such thing and it has a bit like a fucking PDF. All right. So this, this band as they're calling it, it's, they're saying it's not a band. Uh, it just reigns in a foreign company, right, technically a company that has, is, is being controlled by a foreign entity, um, here's the criteria for foreign adversary, as they call it, right? So you can't any country, or I'm sorry, any company that's operating inside the United States can be banned at any time by the president, okay, should it, should it fall under this definition of being, uh, uh, if it's considered to be a foreign adversary controlled by a foreign adversary. So the term controlled by a foreign adversary means with respect to a covered company or other entity, uh, that such a company or other entity is either of these three things or all of these three things. A foreign person that is domiciled in his headquartered in, has its original place of business in, or is organized under the laws of a foreign adversary country. So if the articles of incorporation, we're in China, Russia, whatever, right? Yeah. Uh, excuse me, or if their HQ is there, or if their, um, CEO lives there, right? Okay. Yeah. Or be an entity with respect to which a foreign person or combination of foreign persons described in sub paragraph a directly or indirectly owns at least 20% say, so that's like a sea level person that owns 20% or more that lives in Russia or China or somebody we somewhere we don't like 20% or that company can be seized. It can be, it can be either banned or forced to be sold by the US government, 20% is, is not a majority in a company. No, no, it's not. And then see, see, which is the really dubious part, is a person subject to the direction or control of a foreign person or entity described in sub paragraph A or B. That's just like, if I feel like, if I as the president think that Elon Musk is under the control of China, and I can just say that and then ban his fucking company. And the only recourse that Elon Musk has, there's only one fucking outlet for this. And it is a district judge in Washington, D.C., which is going to be a liberal, a liberal that works directly for the fucking president. So this is the largest power grab by the federal government since the Patriot Act. If it passes. It will pass. You think so? Yes, sir. Absolutely. It'll pass probably by the end of this week. Really? No way. Who in the Senate's going to vote it down? So there is surprisingly. There's like four or five people. Yeah, there is surprisingly. Like they're famous people. They're famous people. They're big people. But it's not enough to stop it. Is there anybody Senate-wise that they have a guess at this bomb on there of what they think the numbers are going to be? Look it up real quick. I mean, AP, just a Senate path still unclear. But I mean, the vote in the House, it was overwhelming. No, I know. It was. Yeah, it was. It was absolutely huge. Like 70%. And here's the interesting twist this morning. Steve Menetian, who is the former secretary of Treasury under Trump, is in play with a investment group to try to buy out TikTok right now. So we'll see how that all shakes out because that was the other part of this is you have to sell the company to an American. TikTok is the main news source for people under 30. It's also uncensored by the federal government, which means that when all that shit was going on during the early stages of COVID, the late stages of Trump's presidency in the early stages of Biden's where the federal government DHS and the FBI and NSA were telling companies to censor things, right? TikTok wasn't part of that. So they don't have control of it. So here are their options. They can ban it outright just because it's Chinese, if they feel like it, right, or force them to sell it to one of their fucking friends. Yeah. And they're a fucking conservative influencer people out there defending this shit. Are you out of your fucking mind to give the government to give one man that power? Yeah. That is fucking insane to me. Why are they defending it? I have no idea. Because of China and they think so. This is a good thing because China is trying to run information operations in our country. You don't think they can do that on fucking Facebook, really? Yeah. Like there's no moderation of content on Facebook or Instagram or even Twitter. Yeah. It doesn't exist. You may think it exists, but it fucking doesn't. No, there's bots everywhere. Yeah. People kind of lose sight of the whole Russia interference stuff or like there were there were absolutely Russian ops on Facebook and stuff like that. The thing that was overrated was their the amount of influence they had. Correct. There were troll farms and shit going on the whole time. And there's a bunch of other countries and there's a bunch of other countries as well. There always will be, right? Yeah. As a matter of fact. Dude, do you? Does anybody out there believe that the FBI doesn't have troll farms as well? No. Running propaganda on social media. No. You're goddamn right. They do. I wish I worked for one of the sweet. I know. That would be a fucking pretty chill job just to fuck with people. Oh my God. Dude. It's like to be a professional troll. It's one thing to do it. Like we do it. We do it for the love of the game. Yeah. But to get paid 150 grand a year to do that shit. Goddamn it. That'd be nice. Plus Benny's. Benny's. You can retire. It's a government pension. Government Benny's. And all I'm doing is telling people to suck my dick all day. Come on. You throw some Benny's in there. Dude, I could really ram shit up because you know, they, they, you, you saw all these after Elon bought Twitter. You saw these articles about all the rise in anti Jew and anti hate speech and blah, blah, blah is on the rise and blah, blah, blah guaranteed that that was fucking people in the government. Yeah. Just like maybe bots, but probably more likely, like I know people who work at an intelligence in for, for every federal agency that exists. And on average, I would say they probably have five to 10 fake fake social media accounts per per outlet per channel easily right that they use to fucking collect data on people and troll people and all kinds of other shit and also you think the RNC and the DNC don't have paid people that are physically working on Twitter every single fucking day. And I'm, I'm saying working on Twitter because that's a fucking job. That Jojo from jurors is just a paid fucking DNC operative. All she, all she does all day long with that account is just post democratic shit over and over and over and over and over again. Doesn't respond to any of it. She's got to get Jillian followers now because she agreed with everybody and likes all the same things and everything else. The RNC's got the same shit going on their side as well. So which is worse? And I said on the show yesterday, the day before forgive me, but initially when this span of TikTok came up a few years ago, I was with it. And then as the years have ticked away here, I'm like, well, shit, they've got all my fucking information. They listen to me every goddamn day anyways. What the fuck am I really giving up at this point? And I flipped on this thing. So I'm with you. And I don't really get it. Now the Pornhub thing in Texas, how many people are going to die tonight that they can't jack off? That's going to be a big one. My God. Well, I mean, maybe we just get more creative because you remember when we were growing up, I don't know how it was for you. You guys are a little bit younger than us, but it was like a Victoria's Secret magazines and shit that we would stash under the counter in our and in the bathroom that our pants in. Maybe you got a centerfold for some weird thing and somebody maybe you had a weird uncle and you stole some of his porn or something like that, or God forbid, you stumble upon a fucking VHS tape. I remember that. I remember sitting in my living room in South Carolina with all the other dudes in my neighborhood raging from like, I think I was 13 and the oldest one was like 17. We're all sitting there watching some girls butthole get drilled. Sure. We're like, man, this is fucking cool. The world's awesome. But that was like, you know, that was serious, that was serious business. That's like going to the Super Bowl. For the most part, we were just dealing with like snippets of things. And then, you know, it's weird. We had less fetishist back then, less weird people, I think, or at least people weren't as open about it and it was nicer. It was and your uncle would walk into the convenience store. They would put the magazine inside of a black bag so you couldn't, it wasn't clear bag so you couldn't see through it. You couldn't, you know, kids couldn't see what was in there. Yeah, clown boobies. Yeah. It was the main one. And then, you know, he'd get a 40 of Mickey's and say, hey, you want to take a look in this magazine? Hop on in bed with me. Let's check it out together. Oh, my uncle never did that. Oh, he didn't. Okay. I just, I wanted to look. No, he died of brain cancer, so. Yours did? Yeah. Mine strangle bated to death in front of me, so, you know. I'm sure mine was in some weird shit. He spent like most of his adult life in prison. Did he really? Yeah. What do you do? Murdering people. Oh, nice shit. He was a hell's angel, so. Yeah. Who would have saw that coming? Yeah. You know? Yeah. He's had more sex and everyone in this room combined. Sure has. Yeah, just not with women. Yeah. Although he did have several children. I think one of them got AIDS, so she probably had a lot of sex. She was a prostitute. Okay. Yeah. You got to roll the dice, Bob, when you join that gang. You know. God forbid you're rolling 11. They have a 99. They have a 99 percenter group as well. See that? One percenters are like gang member MCs. Okay. Right? H.A. has a 99 percenter as well. No. So they're just like, I don't, they're not, they don't do illegal shit, I guess. Okay, man. We don't know what you're doing. You switch blades after we leave. We just want to go to Twin Peaks. Have a good time. Yeah. I think that's what it was. I think that's what it was. I just want to pull up on the hog. Have a good time, man. We're, we're some lathers. You know, go to Twin Peaks, get a couple of whiskey sours and kind of figure out the evening. Wouldn't that be sweet if like the Crips and Bloods had that? Oh, like, yeah, like their community outreach team. Yeah. There's like the one percenters that do the gnarly shit, but you could also be, you could be a 99 percenter Crip who's just like there for the break dancing. You're, you're there for the, yeah, just sort of up in the break dancing and. And then you talk shit. You talk shit on Twitter. That's as tough as you get. Yeah. Yeah. You never say you never move above. Hey, man. And then you kind of tone it down the rest. Speaking of black people. Sure. Do you remember the bling Bishop? Oh, love him. Big fan of his work. So he was found guilty of five counts, including wire fraud, attempted extortion, and lying to the FBI. He lived in a $1.6 million home and then he owns several apartment buildings in Hartford, Connecticut. He's also accused of scamming an elderly woman of $90,000. He needed it. He needed it for those chains. Victimless crime there, by the way, what is a 90, or what is an old lady need with money? Like just go live in a home somewhere. Yeah. It's still costly to live in a home. He's fake bank statements to secure a quarter million dollar loan. Sure, of course. Let's see. There he is right there. There's the bling Bishop. Look at that guy. Was he the one that got robbed to on, on camera? Why is it? Yeah. Yes. Which was probably, I haven't gotten to that part yet. I don't know if that's in here or not. Maybe that was a setup. Why is there a dreidel next to him? Why was the ad next to him a dreidel? It's a lazy boy and a dreidel, Bob. What fetishes are you into because that's, put, put the screen on that. That's a, that bark around here. It looks like it heats up in the lower back area. And the upper back as well. Oh, nice. You see those other two nodes up there and the legs. Let's see. He claimed his connections to city officials, blah, blah, blah, just extortion. He was also arrested in December of 22 in connection with federal court cases and released on $500,000 bail. He also ran for, oh, he, he's, he's also known for his connection to Eric Adams. No, shit. He gives the same church? No, because he tried to replace him as borough president in Brooklyn and didn't win. So he's, the charges that he was convicted of have a potential 45 year prison term. Shit. So we'll see what he actually gets. Or what the Lord gives him. Okay. The, the Lord gives and takes sure does. Right. And so this is part of the journey for him, which kind of sounds like Indian giving to me. Yeah, but the, the, the bishop knew what he was getting into when you start dealing with the Lord. You don't know what he's going to give it and take it from you. And that's the, that's the reason you become one of those. Welcome to the show, by the way, grab some hard as cellsters in there. Help yourself. Seriously. They're in the fridge right there. We got everything for you guys. 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You want that ghost bed, bro. You got to work harder. You got to get those ads done and that, that trailer cut that I asked you for. Okay. Uh, but everybody out there right now, load of the cart is high as it'll go. Once you need, you pop in that, uh, promo code drinking bros that check us too late. They can't take it back. Um, you can put 60 fucking items in there and, uh, and then pop in the three year page you go program at the end of it, fuck yeah, dude, stretch that out over three years. Fuck them, dude. You can create your own goddamn Airbnb if you want to finance mattresses and the land. Best night's sleep you'll ever have at ghost bed.com forward slash drinking bros. Everything's 50% off with the promo code drinking bros at checkout. Do you know why they're offering savings like that? It's because inflation is getting worse. One rows again in February, keeping the federal reserve on course, uh, to wait at least until the summer before starting to lower interest rates. That means good luck by in a house right now out there. The consumer price index, a broad measure of goods and service costs increased 0.4% for the month and 3.2% from a year ago. The labor department's Bureau of Labor Statistics reported on Tuesday. The monthly gain was in line with expectations, but the annual rate was slightly ahead of the 3.1% forecast from the Dow Jones consensus, excluding volatile food and energy prices. The core CPI rose 0.4% on the month and was up 3.8% on the year. Both were one tenth of a percentage point higher than the forecast. So does that mean the inflation reduction act isn't working for us? Damn it. It's weird. I mean, you, you name something, the inflation reduction act and that fucking bitch doesn't do its job. God damn it. You know what I mean? It's like we named it the right name. I don't know what the fuck the problem is. We did. You know what, man? When I looked at the bill and, uh, and I was kind of grazing through it, if you will, I didn't see anything in it that was actually about inflation or reducing it. I saw a lot of other bullshit in there for climate change and some fun shit like that, but nothing that would actually help lower inflation. See, I mean, none of that's working. Fuck me. Fuck me. Yeah. So I, I'm asking chat GPT, which is woke as fuck, by the way, what the, uh, what's in the inflation reduction? I, I just think it's funny to. Why is chat GPT woke? Because it's a program or a live woke company. Yeah. Yeah. But it's, it's not as bad as Google's. Google's wouldn't even show a white person. Like, show me Abraham Lincoln and it's fucking Michael Jordan ducking for the free throw. Like, what the fuck, um, okay. So here's, here, this is in order, by the way, um, number one, climate change and energy. Yep. I remember reading that. Yeah. Uh, the act includes significant investments to combat climate change aiming to reduce greenhouse gas emissions by roughly 40% by 2030 nonsense has nothing to do with inflation. No. In fact, it makes it worse. Yeah. Um, healthcare extends the affordable care acts, enhance subsidies for health insurance through 2025. Great. Has nothing to do with inflation now. Uh, tax reforms introduces a 15% minimum tax on corporations with over a billion in profits. Um, and by the way, we talked about this last week, but if you taxed every billionaire in the country, what they wanted to do, which was like a 5% tax on all their wealth, it would fund the government for 50 days. Yeah. Yeah. Not going to help inflation that much. Yeah. Uh, let's see. And then deficit reduction, uh, which is, I think the thing that Republicans got put in that if something, if, if certain triggers happen, they have to reduce the overall budget by 1% or something like that. So that's the only, there's only, and it's the last one to last has anything to do with the actual goddamn, uh, inflation. Now you may have noticed the phrase excluding volatile food and energy prices. Sure did. That's a new way that we've started calculating inflation since Joe Biden became president. That's not how it's historically been calculated. Um, because that's what's costing the most is my fucking food for Christ six. Yeah. Jesus Christ. It's, it's wild. Your data, dude, used to cost 99 cents. It is now $3.43. I want to fucking burn the world. Yeah. It's, uh, don't fuck with Taco Bell, man. Don't do it. Um, so the BLS to Bureau of Labor and Statistics, um, reported that increases in energy and shelter amounted to more than 60% of the total gain. Perfect. So one of the two that's being excluded from this energy is part of the largest increase right. So it's, it's way higher than what they're saying as a point. Gasoline jumped 3.8% on the month. That happens up and down pretty regularly. Um, blah, blah, blah airline fairs airline fairs are up three and a half percent a perils up half a percent. This is just for one month, by the way. Yeah. Um, so that, that stuff, who knows, but, uh, the year of year increase for headline CPI, which again, removes the most expensive stuff is 0.1, but that doesn't mean, uh, over over the month. That means shit. So for anyone keeping track and you can go to, uh, data dot BLS dot gov and there's an inflation calculator on there and you can do these calculations for yourself. Total inflation since Biden took office is at 19% now after three years. It's at 19% and that's with a new calculation that doesn't include energy and housing. Yeah. Yeah. Or whatever the fuck is it energy and food or energy and food? Food. Yeah. Which is like the stuff that people need to live. Yep. People die from starvation and they die from the cold. Yeah. They don't, they don't, they don't die from fucking jeans cost too much. You know what I mean? Like, or, or the stock market. Not making them fucking, I mean, it's crazy in contrast, by the way, uh, and this is even with the majority of 2020 being an absolute shit show because of COVID and lockdown and stuff. Trump's cumulative inflation over four years was 8%, which is 25% below the average rate of inflation and any given four year period. Mm hmm. Right. Um, that's just math. You know, Asians did it. And that math, uh, you did, uh, for the new inflation reports, uh, that's by economics, man. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's 19% or the, the, the new calculation shows that it's 19% over four years. It's more like 25, at least, right, um, which is four times, or three times higher than what it was under Trump. So like when you, when you go vote, keep it, keep an eye on that. And also are we still calling inflation transit to worry? Remember that? Yeah. I'm not sure. Uh, I think inflation is trans. If it's, if it persists for, for the entire presidency, is it still a transitory? Like we'll get it right the next time. Yeah. Don't worry about it, man. They just wanted to squeeze the word trans in one more time, I think, so it could be it. Um, but it's not looking great out there. And, uh, I heard, uh, Jerome Powell speaking the other day about when interest rates would come down. Um, he says, uh, inflation is not cooled off the way we wanted to yet. And then maybe by the summer, they were looking at potentially June for it to come down. Well, here's, here's, you know, Jerome, which is a weird thing for a white man to be called. Frankly, it's my dad's name is Jerome. Isn't it? I don't like that. It is weird. I told him all the time. He goes by Jerry because of it. Yeah. He should. Yeah. Jerry. So Jerry Powell, uh, if you need my advice on this, I don't know why you would because, you know, this is your goddamn job, sure, but stop printing fucking money. None of the other shit you're doing is going to work driving up interest rates while you're still printing money. Isn't going to do a goddamn thing. You stupid cunt. Yeah. Thank you. Uh, and if my father is watching, uh, Jerome, it's not a white man's name and that's, that's why you go by Jerry. That's why we call him. Jerome. Jerome. You gotta, we gotta go by Jerry as a white man with that name, I'm going to start calling him Jerome. I do. I go from time to time like very, like, enunciate all of the syllables to like when we go whenever we're back in North Carolina, we take him out to dinner or something. We're like, uh, Hey, Jerome. Yep. Over here, bud. Jerome really stretched it out to grab that bottle of Mickey's shout out Jerry out there. Next up, uh, Liz Cheney and company, well, I got to go to jail and I got to go to prison. Former, uh, repeal, uh, Liz Cheney's January six committee, uh, suppressed evidence that Donald John Trump pushed for 10,000 national guard troops to protect the nation's capital, a previously hidden transcript obtained by the federalist shows, uh, Cheney and her committee falsely claimed that they had no evidence to support Trump's, uh, officials claims that the white house had communicated its desire for 10,000 national guard troops on that day. And in fact, an early transcribed interview conducted by the committee included precisely that evidence from a key source. The interview, which Cheney attended and personally participated in was suppressed from public release until now. Deputy chief of staff, Anthony Ornato's first transcribed interview with the committee was conducted on January 28th, 2022. In it, he told Cheney and her investigators, uh, that he overheard white house chief of staff, Mark Meadows pushed, uh, Washington, D C, mayor, Muriel Bowser to request as many national guard troops as she needed to protect the city. Uh, he also testified, president Trump has suggested 10,000 would be needed to keep the peace at the public rallies and protests scheduled for January 6th of 2021. Ornato also described white house frustration with acting secretary of defense Christopher Miller's slow deployments of assistance on the afternoon of January 6th, 2021. So not only did the committee not accurately characterize the interview, they suppressed the transcripts from public review. You surprised on this? I'm not, uh, not surprised, but all of these people need to face criminal charges. I agree. Like they, so it's Adam Kinzinger. Yeah. Adam Kinzinger is one of them. Everybody on the J six committee, because they've all lied about this stuff, right? I mean, it's, it's one thing to, um, be asked a question by the press and lie. That's, there's nothing illegal about that. It's unethical, but it's not illegal, but to, uh, to hold a government panel, a Senate or congressional panel or a investigative committee and then hide the results from the public and then impeach a man for stuff that's not true and then have multiple criminal cases going on for shit. It's not true having cases make their way to the Supreme Court because of things that she did and, and Kinzinger did and others that aren't true. These are criminal acts, right? Yeah. Like these people need to go to prison. Yeah. I agree. Um, you know, the other part about this too is I watched the prime time special. I know you said fuck that. I'm not watching it. Uh, I obviously watched it for our show when you take 40,000 hours worth of footage like that and you selectively edit what you want. Um, I, dude, I can tell you on a fucking movie. You probably, let's say a 90 minute movie, you're probably shooting around three hours worth of footage total. You can manipulate that so fucking easy, let alone 40,000 goddamn hours of footage. You can make that to be whatever you want it to be. Now with this, um, if you've got it in a transcript and you've got the testimony here, what's their way out of this? I don't know because anytime Liz Cheney is asked about it by investigators or by the, uh, by the press, she'll just point to the, the GPO website, the government publishing office website where the official report was posted, like it would just go read our report. It's like, okay, well you left like 40,000 hours of video out of your report. Yeah. And you're lying about the contents of it. Like it's, it's one thing to have said, because that's a lot of information, right? To, for somebody to say, well, I, I don't know, I don't remember that part specifically. It is at the crux of the case. She has said the opposite and now there are multiple people, uh, that have evidence, transcript evidence that she did hear that, in fact, right multiple times. So you know, I feel like, um, what we all know is, is, is true, right? That this was a government setup. Yeah. And that these people, Liz Cheney, Adam Kensinger, the CIA, which by the way, uh, you know, the CIA is not allowed to operate inside the United States. I didn't know that actually. Yeah. They're not allowed to operate. Their purview is overseas. Um, unfortunately for them, 88 pages of an ATF records from a, uh, Department of Justice, uh, lawsuit show the CIA deployed personnel to Washington, D.C. on January 6th. No way. You don't say in addition to the several hundred FBI agents that were in playing clothes on the ground as well. Sure. This was a coordinated effort to keep Trump from ever becoming president again and to make everybody that's Republican seem like a domestic terrorist into prison fucking political opponents. That's what this was. So let's go back a little bit. Um, you and I don't believe that it was an honest election in 2020. Nope. Um, now on top of that, uh, after November was over, do you think they got together and said, all right, he could potentially run again. What else do we do here to really fucking wipe him off the face of the, I think it started way before that. Really? Yeah. Okay. Um, like we, we, we, we're, we're planning, uh, intelligence operations. We don't just like have a single hit and then move on with the day, right? Like you have a hit, then you have multiple follow on targets. You know what I mean? Mm hmm. Like it, think of it this way that this is maybe a bad analogy, but there's a fortified compound that we bomb it first a little bit. Then we go in and fucking breach the exterior with, uh, explosives or whatever and then we send in ground troops and then we fucking do, uh, sensitive site exploitation, then we fuck off their stages of all this stuff, right? And then we hit follow on targets after that. Um, I think this was planned way before the election. I think it was planned. I think the COVID lockdown stuff was a big part of it, maintaining it for far longer than anybody should have, including the schools and everything else, right? Nobody thought anything should be locked down in November of 2020 in my opinion. Yeah. Right. Um, but they did it for a couple of reasons. One, so Biden didn't have to go in public and two, so they could fucking start this process of making, uh, uh, no excuse mail-in voting the standard in this country so they could steal every election from now forward. Mm hmm. Because that's going on through, uh, not only these primaries that are that have been happening, but also through this, uh, upcoming election in, in, uh, 2024. Yeah. Republicans go to the polls and actually vote, um, and that's the, that's the advantage they have is, is a, we can mail in all these fucking dead people and whoever else, uh, to get in there. Yeah. So we'll see, uh, how it goes. Uh, Barry Loudom milk from Georgia is, uh, they're investigating the J six committee right now. I don't know how that's going to go up until the election, to be honest, like it'll mostly be noise until then until there's actually Republicans in charge of the executive branch again. Mm hmm. Because right now the FBI is going to shut them down. Uh, that m, it hasn't made the news really lately, but there have been multiple threats and targeting letters sent from Congress to the FBI again, threatening them with contempt of Congress. We're not turning over records. That's still going on right now. Right. Yeah. So, uh, you know, Trump gets elected. The first thing he has to do is fire everybody from like GS 14 and up at the FBI. They all have to go fuck you. You're done. Uh, and then, you know, maybe he can sort through some of the stuff after that, but if you don't do that, then all those little lackeys there are just going to fucking cover up everything they can. Yeah. Uh, it depends on if he gets back in there and we'll see, we'll see this fall. Uh, in the meantime though, you can chill out with some black buffalo from black buffalo dot com. If you're 21 and older and use nicotine or tobacco check out the award winning tobacco alternative black buffalo, it's everything you love about dip. Nothing you don't know compromise, long cut and pouches made from edible green leaves, food grade ingredients, both with and without pharmaceutical grade nicotine black buffalo comes in classic flavors, like wintergreen, mint, straight peach, and even blood orange. 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They love it, uh, warning the product does contain nicotine nicotine is an addictive chemical black buffalo products are intended for adults age 21 and older who are consumers of nicotine or tobacco. Next up, the RNC sues Michigan, the Republican national committee filed a voter role lawsuit against Michigan secretary of state Jocelyn Benson on Wednesday. The RNC's newly established election integrity division filed the suits over the office's failure to keep their roles accurate and up to date Michael Watley, the committee's chairman said in a statement, uh, quotes Jocelyn Benson has failed to follow the national voter registration act, uh, leaving Michigan with inflated and inaccurate voter roles ahead of the 2024 election. The act requires states to maintain an accurate and current voter registration for all federal office elections and the RNC contends that 76 of Michigan's 83 counties have inflated voter roles that demonstrate a lack of compliance with the envy or a additionally, the committee says 53 counties have more than active, uh, registered voters than adult citizens over the age of 18. Oh, whoops shit. Whoopsies. Yeah. Like you've got to register your car every year. You can't fuck it. Register to vote every four. Are you fucking kidding me, dude? It's nuts, man. We're gonna go in once a year for whatever that bullshit emissions thing is. I think taxes might have just knocked that out recently in like the last six or eight months here, but in California, if I didn't get that goddamn thing checked on the year you'd get fined. I don't know. I drive your goddamn car. I need a, I need an inspection right now. My little sticker expired in November has haven't done it yet. Is that still required? I don't know. I guess. I think they, they might have taken it off here depending upon what your, your car is, but to your points, yeah, if you've got to get your fucking car checked once a year, you can't tell me you can't register to vote for Christ's sake. Yeah. The fuck sense is that Mick? So I don't know. But the RNC's sent a demand letter to Benson before threatening litigation. So this isn't like a surprise. I don't think it's also the 79th case of election integrity, integrity litigation that the RNC is engaged in during this current cycle. So the RNC hired for the election integrity division, Watley, who we mentioned before, Michael Watley, who's the committee chairman, and then co-chairman Lara Trump. Yeah. She just took over right now. Yeah. She's, she's, she's his partner. And then they also, as we announced on the show the other day, excuse me, friend and former DB guest, Christina Bob is hired as a legal advisor to that team. So she's the one filing these lawsuits. Yeah. And so Trump is close to Watley. Bob, pull up that CNN clip from last night with Christina Bob to, I want to show it as Jake Tapper. Sorry for interrupting you. But they went yard on this one and in this CNN piece last night, they were pissed. They were pissed. They said the person who's denying the 2020 election even happened was real is now the person who's in charge of this and running the lawsuits. What a farce. No, man, all this bullshit is a fucking farce here. So why wouldn't, why wouldn't the other side get somebody in there to try to figure this to fuck out? What's so shocking about that? Um, well, people always act shocked when you catch them doing dirt. I guess so, man, the, the, the feigned, righteous indignation of somebody who's been caught cheating on their spouse, like, well, the, all the details are there, the, the other person just hasn't put it together yet. And how does that person react? Like, what are you crazy? Well, if that's crazy, like, no, it's not, you're doing it and I mean, you have to fucking prove. So, uh, type in Jake Tapper, Bob. Um, yeah, I watched the piece last night and, uh, yeah, old Jake was just, oh man, he couldn't believe what was going on there last night and I'm in an hall on about it. And I forget who the female was who was on the show. Uh, she lost her shit. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said Christina Bob was on. No, no, no. Uh, Jake Tapper was commenting on the Christina Bob higher last night and, uh, and he was pissed. It was again, the, the chick he was talking to, she fucking threw up her hands and it was a whole goddamn thing. I can't believe any of all of this is happening. It's crazy. No, I can't believe that we're asking for people not to register to vote, not to show IDs and, uh, and that we have so much mail in balloting. I can't believe it's, uh, not butter. I actually, I saw something similar on, um, a different channel last night. Uh, uh, Rachel couldn't believe that Ross, uh, slept with another woman. We were on a break. Yeah. Bob. Yeah. Very similar. It's sake, man. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, is that a friend's reference by the way? It is. Yeah. Great. Just for the people at home and my wife in case she's watching that Ross didn't sleep with another woman. Won't really get that out there to the world. Okay. Another Ross in the studio. All right. It's Ross Geller. Wife is in here. All right. Spob. Damn it. Love you, Jesse. Um, Bob's, Bob's a dumb guy. He's a dumb person. Okay. He does dumb things. He's a dummy. He's a real dumb, dumb. Okay. Uh, but yeah. As far as the rest of this shit is concerned, uh, we know, literally, um, I like, she's a great person, dude. Um, I don't know her. I do. Very smart. She's from Wilmington, actually, uh, sat with her and her family at, uh, at one of the rallies, sat with her parents too. Um, super fucking normal down to earth, like, uh, not some crazy fucking retard like the press makes, uh, the entire Trump family out to be, um, and she's very, very smart. Uh, I don't know if you remember, actually, a couple of years ago, a few years ago on the show, I actually predicted that she would run for Senate for North Carolina. Um, she's a great public speaker too, um, and, uh, during the 2020 election, uh, they had shipped her out to, uh, to give a bunch of speeches. And I believe she also spoke at the RNC convention as well, um, when, uh, when he got the, you know, the nomination, uh, to run for president again. Obviously he was a sitting president, so I don't think there was anybody running against him or maybe one person. There's always one fucking moron who's out there and is like, I think I can do better than this right now. And they never make it in there, but, uh, I like that higher. I don't mind that higher either. Just because her last name is fucking Trump, uh, everybody's got a problem with it, but she's actually a very intelligent person. Uh, and then I said, I love to have her on the show. What'd she do before? Um, I'm not sure. Damn, she's tall as shit. I know she's really tall. She's really tall. She's worn heels that day too. She's only like three inches short of the man. I was like, God damn. I'm a division producer. I assume on his show, no, on, she was, uh, let's see, she was a producer for Inside Edition. No shit. For four years. Okay. Four more years. Four more years. Four more years. Huge, huge ratings on that show. Huge. Uh, next. Oh, this is Eric's wife. Yeah, it is. Okay. Yeah, I knew. I didn't know that was his wife. I just thought it was some random Trump kid. No. No. We know that we know the Trump. Eric's dope. He's, he's, uh, my favorite out of all of them. Is he? I like, I like Baron, dude. He's a weirdo like me. Oh, I don't know. We don't know anything about Baron's personality. We just know that he's a fucking giant. Uh, I love that about him. There's one thing we know, I texted you about it the other day. He's the white wemby. Kinda. Uh, wow. He doesn't play any sports though, right? We don't know. He does it. You know what he likes? What do you like? He's in the same shit me and you're in dude, Dan. Playing in the quarter? Uh, no. Uh, playing, uh, computer war games. Oh, word. That makes sense. Yeah. He's like a total war kid. Yeah. Yeah, I think he's the Augustus, right? Oh, maybe. Yeah. If you think it will, I mean, I guess it's not a perfect analogy because Donald didn't adopt him. But yeah, that's, that I like that. He may be, he may be our emperor at some point. Oh, pull up. I'd be fine with that. Pull up a pick. He's running about six seven right now. Yeah. I've always said. He's about as tall as Greg from succession already, like age 16. Yeah. I've always said that our best shot is a benevolent dictator, right? The problem is when you- The second from the left, Bob. The problem is when you establish the infrastructure for a benevolent dictator like that. What happens when you die? Like how do you, how does the, how do you know that the next one is going to be benevolent as well, right? Yeah. Like, I don't know, there just need to be procedures in place to wipe that motherfucker out without too much tumult for the economy and shit. Um, so in this picture right here, there's a reason why I asked for this picture, Bob. Um, met Trump a few times in real life. We're eye to eye shaking hands and we're both six, three. I'm almost kissing six, four. So I was, I was just a little taller than him knowing that, that Trump is a true six, three right there. How fucking tall is this kid? He's got to be six, seven, right, six, eight, maybe Bob, you got a guess on that. He six, seven is the listed height. Nailed it. Fuck me, dude. Son of a bitch. But he's 17. Yeah, he also looks way less weird than he did just two years ago. He's growing into it. Yeah. He's starting to look like an actual human being now, which is nice, but I mean, we all go through awkward teen phases. We just don't do it at six, seven. Holy shit. Nobody notices six, seven is too tall to be a commoner. Now luckily he's rich, so he doesn't have to fly commercial. Imagine him on a fucking Southwest flight. You know, and let's say he's in, uh, in section C 32 and he's got to wait and get a middle seat on a Southwest flights. He's full. That if I was Trump, but he was my kid, I would make him do that just to teach him the value of a dollar. Sure would, dude. Sure would. I think Tiffany's the only one made to do that. Tiffany port Tiffany. I don't know who that is. She parties, dudes, she's, uh, she's kind of the hot trashier one. They keep out of the public eye there. She's a the bastard child, I believe. She's not a bastard. I think this one was like totally out of wedlock and like with a rando. Come on. That's not true, Bob. I, we can't say that for legally unless you can confirm it, uh, but look at that. So I mean, she's still a stunner, dude. Well, his Marla maples. Is it Marla maples? Yeah. If I'd be Marla maples kid Marla maples is the mom, but nailed it. God damn it. I'm on fire. She, she was married to Trump for some amount of time. She sure was, dude. She's from Dalton, Georgia. My dad interviewed both of them back in the day. Weird now. Uh, but yeah, she, I think she cleaned up her shit, dude. And, um, uh, she is a bastard, bastard in a basket board, born two months before the parents married. Oh, but they, but it was his penis inside her vagina. Yeah. Okay. Well, let's, the way you made it seem was that he knocked up a fucking Arby's waitress, you know, a cashier or something like that. No, I wasn't a, it's not a Scotty Eastwood situation, not a, uh, not a tug in Tim McGraw situation. All right. Five for five beef and shutters. By the way, you got a huge jugs. You want to bang? It's not that type of sitch. I just want to make that clear to everyone. This was an actual woman that he got married to. Okay. What was the, what was the difference there? Two months. That's fine. God's not going to know. You think God's keeping track of two months on that? Better believe it. They got married. Donald John Trump did the right thing and he married that poor supermodel from Dalton Georgia, who was Miss Georgia. And he made something of her life, gave her the seed and look at this little princess right now. Yes. She might have done some cocaine back in the day, but she's cleaned up her act. I don't like, I would prefer her to stay on the cocaine to be honest, but she's married now. She's, she's 30. She's got some kids. Do she have children as well? Yeah. I don't think she did. Look at Bob, because I'm telling you, that's like a fucking Kardashian, dude. You don't pull out of a Trump. You're getting that money the rest of your life, I can tell you that you don't even ask. Fucking agree with that. You don't even ask. You're on the pill. You're like, nope, I'll take the shot. She does not have any listed kids and I'm aware. Okay. Still got a chance then. Still got a chance. You got ready to. Look, she just, she just graduated law school like four years ago. Good for her. I think she got married after that. So she hasn't been married that long. You know, she's a fucking lawyer. Yeah, that she got married in 2022, give her, give her some time. Oh, she, so the God, wait a minute. This is weird. Who's the guy? He's 20. He's four years younger. He must be from a rich family or something. What's his name? Michael Bullos. Yeah, that sounds rich, doesn't it? Bullos. Give me the bullos. Is it good looking dude? Is he? Yeah. Well, no, not really. She's no. I'll go. You have a moon phase. Oh boy, dude, you, you and Delco, dude, on base on women. This is a really, this is a really good picture of her. She looks hot right here. Yeah. Find a different picture and you can see, like from the profile side, it's, she's not ugly or anything. It's just like not that good. It's not Ivanka. Look, wow, I mean, come on, bro. You got Melania Ivanka. It's tough. Don't call me a hater when you're, when I've got a fucking rib eye in front of me and you're waving baloney under my nose. Okay. Look at this. She's got like a Parta zone. She was going through some shit. All right. Delco. This is last. The two of you will never get married ever in your entire life. No one will ever be good enough for you guys. I love it. I love it. By the way, so his husband's situation is a little weird. Bullos is the son of a wealthy family with businesses in Nigeria. There it is. Yes. Blood Diamonds, brother. That ring is going to be amazing, I bet. Well, I think it's, I think Nigeria is more cobalt and lithium, which is worth way more than diamonds. You look better. Lithium is a girl's best friend. They met at Lindsay Lohan's club. Cocaine. Perfect. Yeah. Chopping up gator tales. Give me a little panty grease. Let's start the evening. I like that though. Like their relationship started with cocaine and it's, it led to actual marriage. Yeah. That's a good fucking relationship. It sure is. It's like Dustin Johnson and Pauline Aggretsky. Yeah. I'll bet they'll be, I'll bet they'll be together. Fuck yeah. They will, dude. If you're able to go through the coke days together and still come out of it without killing each other or putting your fists through a window, probably that marriage is going to last forever. Yeah. Proud of you. Tiff. Yeah. Tiffers. Tiffany's husband, their family owns the company SCOA, Nigeria, SCOA. It's a conglomerate that does furniture production and interior design, automotive assembly, distribution, power generation. So kind of a catch. All companies. That means they're taking elephant tusk, carving those up and making coffee tables out of them. I love it. It sounds awesome. All of it sounds fucking awesome, dude. And I'm in. I'm in. I wish I would have married somebody from a, a, who owned a Nigerian company. That furniture would be a lot nicer at my house. I'd sit right down on that elephant tusk, go ahead and tug one ounce. Next up sponsor wise here. Talking about improving your life, bioproteintech.com, talking about HGH kids, guys, if you're over to 30, you're definitely going to want to hear this. Your hormones suck after a certain age, usually it's 35 years old. If you're one of those guys out there and you can't figure out what the fuck's going on with you and you're struggling to see results you want in the gym or in the mirror or even in the bedroom, most guys are focused on testosterone. However, that might be only 50% of the answer without adequate growth hormone and its end result growth factors. 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That trust me, it matters. It matters. You're using the same kind of math for your age that Biden uses for inflation, bud. Boy, that is not true. That is not true at all. Okay, I don't know where my birth certificate is. I lost it in a flood. We all know that. There was a once in a lifetime storm here that's happened every here since we've moved to your to Texas for the last four years and I there's no birth certificate anywhere. Somebody mentioned Olive Garden in the chat. Oh, well, I thought we were doing we're doing at the end of the show. You want to do it now? Let me do whatever. Let's do it now. Do you have the guy's name? Yeah. Do you have his picture? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Here it is, kids. I don't know if he wants his picture up in the year, well, two weeks. All of his shit is public on Facebook. So fuck him. And I'll tell the audience in case you're not a daily listener out there, we have this thing called the Brobox on our sites on drinkabroze.com. It's where all our merch is and everything else. Brobox is a special box that just sends to you on the first week of the month there. It's always different. It's always unique and we don't sell the other products in the store. We told you if you signed up for the Brobox last month that we'd be picking one of you and flying you out to Austin, Texas to share an evening at the Olive Garden together, obviously on us. Do your worst and drink as much Keonti as you can. Who's the winner, Anthony? The winner is Kyle Frazier. Kyle Frazier, let's get a round of applause for Kyle. He's an Arizona guy, former Marine jet mechanic, F-18 jet mechanic. No shit. I don't know what he does now. Look, I talked to him last night a little bit. He knows it's him. Was the answer about it? Yeah, he was like, "I've got to talk to my wife and figure out when I'm going to come out there." I'm like, "Well, yeah. I don't know if that means he's not planning to bring her." You can. He does have two kids, it looks like. Yeah, that's why the picture was weird on the screen, I want to crop the kid out. Yeah, that's smart. Thank you for doing that. Yeah, congratulations Kyle, but yeah, your wife can come too. She wants to come to dinner that night, so it'll be fun for sure, but when you hear your family, shit. I think it was on accident, but I'm wearing the drinking bros all of your day in real life, and wear this bitch on the plane tonight. So congratulations. Yeah, congratulations. And by the way, just another reminder, we've been reminding you lately, but myself and the mythinformbinds.com, ten pool people, we're all doing a bunch of stuff on April, the 27th here in Austin. And if you're signed up from the bro box by April 1st, you will also be included for a drawing for two tickets to that. Correct. And it'll be a different person by the way, so yeah. We'll pick out different people each and every time here, and thank you for your support out there. We greatly appreciate it. Next up, Chuck Schumer is a racist, xenophobic, far-right extremist. No, so sorry about it guys, sorry to have to drop this news on you today. Democratic Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer is facing backlash on social media over a resurface clip that seemingly contradicts President Biden's most recent comment where he walked back, calling Lacon Riley's alleged killer and illegal. Schumer has been a major proponent of the so-called bipartisan immigration bill that we all know is bullshit. Schumer drew the criticism over the weekend from conservatives in lights of President Biden's referring to the illegal immigrants who allegedly killed 22-year-old nursing student Lacon Riley as an illegal, and his state of the union address in front of the entire nation last Thursday night before later walking that back, at least the term, illegal. And in many that his party took issue with here. While some internet sleuths with decent memories found this gem, which we'll play for you now. Yeah, Bob, you want to pull up that link there, bud? I'm going to click on that link for old chuckles. Turn up the volume on that as well. Yeah. I'm going to have to hear it here. This is for legal immigration is wrong. Plain and. Oh. Oh. I'm just having a bad time. Plain and simple. We use phrases like undocumented workers. We convey a message to the American people that their government is not serious about combating illegal immigration. People who enter the United States without our permission are illegal aliens and illegal aliens should not be treated the same as people who entered the US legally. Well, I don't know what the fuck that last part was. Oh, man, it's sorry, Chuck, internet lives forever, my man. This is a this has been the case in a lot of areas in American politics over the last couple of years. But the Overton window has shifted so far to the left that just being like reasonable and responsible 15 years ago is now considered far right. It is. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like having a border because Obama, if you remember in Obama's first term when he was running for office, all he talked about was illegal. He talked about health care and illegal immigration. Yes. That was like his two big points. Mm hmm. It's like, all right, cool, man. And now everybody's racist for it, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. We're xenophones. Schumer's also a little hot water for some shit he said today sure is sure is you're going to have to bring that up. Yeah. You can find that on Twitter, Bob. Yeah. He's trending number one there on Twitter for this. At least he was right before we started the show here. Turns out old chuckles made his speech to Congress today saying that Netanyahu needs to be overthrown essentially and needs to be removed as president from the country, which is weird. I've never heard a politician say that they want to overthrow him another regime. Yeah. First of all, Schumer is a Jew, right? Is he? Yeah. He's named Schumer. He's a Jew. I didn't want to presume. No, you don't have to presume. That's how it works, but man, I don't know that I've ever heard an American politician call for the ouster of the head of state of an ally in the middle of a war before. No. No, I don't disagree with him. Netanyahu is a piece of shit and he was like this close to going to prison right before all the shit kicked off. Yeah. So whatever, right? But I don't, I've never heard anything like this before. I can't remember Bob. Do you ever remember like a, the Senate majority leader or somebody of that status, like calling for the ouster of an allied fucking, an allied head of state? I don't know if I've ever heard that. I have no working memory of that at all. I mean, it's. I'm not testifying for the comments, Bob. I'm not asking your porn search history here. Honestly, it's plausible, but I don't know of any like I could see some ahead of like this high ranking. I don't know. I, it almost certainly has had to have happened at some point during the Cold War or, or World War II, like someone in Congress being like that guy shouldn't lead that country anymore. Blah, blah, blah. I don't know if I, the Senate majority leader though, I don't think anyone that high ranking has, it would not surprise me if a hot head in Congress, especially the house, like a McCarthy. Yeah. Like something like that has called for like, said something like fuck Churchill, or you know what I mean? McCarthy was only there for about two weeks. He was there for a cup of coffee and then he was out of there, that guy, Kevin McCarthy. But no, he's talking about, oh, do you, were you talking about Kevin McCarthy? No, I'm talking about McCarthyism. Yeah. Oh. Red scare McCarthy. Oh, okay. All right. All right. Cause the last speaker then, yeah. Uh, play the clip here. Fourth major obstacle to peace is Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, as a lifelong supporter of Israel, it has become clear to me, the Netanyahu coalition no longer fits the needs of Israel after October 7th. The world has changed radically since then, and the Israeli people are being stifled right now by a governing vision that is stuck in the past. Five months into this conflict, it is clear that Israelis need to take stock of the situation and ask, must we change course at this critical juncture? I believe a new election is the only way to allow for a healthy and open decision-making process about the future of Israel. The fourth major obstacle to peace is, uh, yeah, it's, it's just rerunning again. Um, now for me, Bob, uh, and, and Dan here, um, can you call for a new election? Uh, yeah. So in a, in a parliamentary system like that, that's how it works. It is? Okay. Yeah. The party calls for a new election and, um, they choose a leader for their party. And if certain requirements are met, like a, if a nut, if the party wins enough seats and they, that's the prime ministers, whomever the leader of their party is. Gotcha. Essentially. Yeah. Cause I don't follow cause they don't give a shit about their countries. No. No, I don't either. This is me. Maybe it's just me. What I do care about though, is what goes down in the bedroom. And our next sponsor is Adam and Eve dot com promo code drinking bros gets you 50% off any item in the entire store plus free shipping. If you don't know Adam and Eve, well, by God, it's the biggest sex toy company on earth. Okay. You're lying. You're lying to yourself. You're lying to your grandfather's face. You're lying to your dogs. I know you talked to your fucking dogs. Don't lie to them either. Instead, let him peruse the entire catalog like Bob does every night. Bob, what's your favorite toy there that you're looking to purchase from man, Adam and Eve dot com? 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Look at that beautiful fucking heater there. Man. And I'm obviously showing this in honor of Dune. Ooh. Yeah. Of course. We should play that song. Wow. We'll get dinged for it on YouTube. You're just going down the whole shafts right there. Vein's included in that thing. Way to go. Adam and Eve dot com. So do you call your dick shy, hollud or how's that one? The sandworm. Yeah. You call it the sandworm or do you go by the, the government name? Yeah. The sleeve name. Some people say, um, speaking of, there's a story about dildos. We didn't cover it, but we will and you can go look for it. We're not going to get too deep into it, uh, no pun, but it's some dude apparently sent like a couple hundred dildos to the White House. So Joe Biden go fuck himself used for Valentine's day. You don't know how do you know they're used? They're just not in the package. The secret service that they were used. What did they smell them? How do you know? I think, I think, uh, whenever any man grabs a dildo, um, from a stranger, you give it a sniff just to say like, Hey, was this inside somebody? Like, how is that a curiosity? It's like the secret service version of getting sent to Abu Dhabi. Yeah. Like a shitty posting or something like that. Yeah. It's like, Hey, you're the guy that sniffs everything when it comes in. So what do you mean? Like, you'll see. You'll see. Wait for Valentine's day. It's coming. Yeah. There'll be a few dildos in there. What's that Bob? What's the last one? Uh, now look, sometimes it's tough to get someone into your bedroom so you can put on your uncut penis sleeve and show off how your penis should look. Sure. Right. Uh, so to take care of that. Sex magnet pheromone gift set, okay, increase attraction, desire and pleasure with pheromones. Now, Dan, you'll like this. This is science approved. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. They would not be on this program if it was not science approved. I really want that to be known to everyone. Yes. We science approve all of our sex. Just apply a little of the sex magnet pheromone roll on oil to pulse points. Uh, again, science approved to amplify your attractiveness. I mean, I just, you know, I, I'm glad you read the description now because my dumb, dumb brain saw sex magnet. I'm like, what is it? Magnets for your dick or something? Not sure. Big fan, though, big fan, uh, of all of that's, uh, next up, we got mayor Pete's grooming husbands, uh, after, uh, Chastin Buttigieg, didn't know that was his actual one. Come on. Do you not pronouncing the T? Chastin is how you say that word, C H A S T E N. Yeah, it's a soft. It's an actual word. Chastin to Chastin. Chastin is, uh, there's no T in it, dude. No, you it's, and also the T's kind of pronounced there. I feel like there's a T sound chasing this chasing verb, uh, have a restraining or moderating effect on it's a, it's a name your kid. It's a word. Yeah. That's him, I guess. But instead he's fucking doing weird shit with kids. I'm calling him Chastin, dude. That's bullshit. I'm pronouncing that T, Chastin. You have an earned the respect for me to give you a soft T right off the bat, homie, especially the way your husband sucks dick, his secretary of transportation. Oh, you mean fun and 10 metaphorically? Both. Cause we don't know how if he's good or bad, it's sucking actual dick. That's true. Uh, he blasted the state of Oklahoma for appointing Shia Raichek, AKA Libs of that. Of TikTok to a state advisory panel on education, the Oklahoma superintendent of public instruction fired back that Chastin, Buddha judge is actively indoctrinating kids. Uh, riot chick was, uh, appointed to the Oklahoma library media advisory committee in January by Oklahoma superintendent of public instruction, Ryan Walters, uh, committed Christian, who is a fierce opponent of, uh, putting in LGBTQ plus IA, IE, IOU, fucking into public schools and all that bullshit, uh, last week, Chastin, Buddha judge stated, look, Oklahoma ranks number 48 in education. So if your state ranks number 48, you've got some work to do. And I think the choice to bring someone like Libs of TikTok in is going in the completely wrong direction. And if I were Oklahoma, uh, I would be very embarrassed. By the way, this is what my state superintendent was focused on. All that Chaya does is repost people's videos without even context. Well, the context she usually provides is like the, the location and the fucking date. Uh, she actually got dinged by Ron DeSantis the other day. For what? For providing bad context. Uh, well, that's not true though, right? So the second post in that are the set, her, her reply to her own post clarified what she was talking about, but it's still got community noted. So yeah, you're technically right. Um, but that, that's for somebody that posts that kind of stuff, you should definitely have it all in there. Like she's a, she's a blue check, right? You can put as many characters in there as you want. If you want to. Yeah. She got a fucking novel on these. Yeah. I mean, so she definitely fucked up on that one. She just like immediately corrected it in the next post, but also you can edit your post now. Right. If you're a blue check. So I don't know what I think you can edit even if you're not. Oh, look at that. That's. That replies that just, just original posts. Uh, yeah. So look, uh, fuck off, Chastin. Uh, by the way, there's 50 states. Somebody's going to be 48, you know, so even if they improve, what are you going to go out to the other state that's 48 next year? Yeah. But I don't, I don't know why this, I don't know what this dude does. Um, Chastin Chastin boot judge, um, I don't know what his like, I don't even know what he does. But like for a, for a job, right? But I do know what he does with his free time, which is apparently leading kids in a pledge of allegiance to the pride flag. These are children. Sweet. Go ahead and play that, Bob. Yeah. All right. I pledge my heart to the rainbow, to the not so typical game camp, one camp, all pride, all pride, indivisible, affirmation and equal rights for all. Jesus Christ, man. I mean, some of those kids look really young. You don't know if you're fucking gay at that age. I've never seen a video before. Oh, he's a teacher. Great. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Uh, maybe that's why the tea is soft and he wrote a book. I have something to tell you and it's about coming out as a child as a child. Great. Great. Great. What year? What would, uh, how old would you say there? What you reckon? Any, uh, no, what you reckon, eight, eight's about the time you know, you want to cut off your fucking ding dong and do whatever, uh, or just be gay, you know, you don't fucking know what that age. You don't know anything. I don't know. But that, that is about as clear a case of grooming as I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. To be honest. So that's, uh, guy is married to our secretary of transportation, uh, who's also done a great job over there. Yeah, sarcasm. It explains why he needed, uh, two months off, I guess, to, uh, for a paternity leave. They both took two months off. Oh, they did. Both of them. Okay. Yeah. Who was in the stir-ups given the baby who was, who was birth and death? I don't know if they stole it. I don't know what happened. All right. I assume it was, uh, either a surrogate or they adopted it, right? But two dudes that looked like that probably wasn't adoption. It was probably a surrogate. Yeah. I believe it was a secret. Uh, the book is for 12 and up. Perfect. Yeah. Hey, you definitely know, you definitely know your sexual orientation by 12. No way. Maybe, or you're at least. You didn't know you like girls when you're 12. You thought you might be gay at 12. You definitely know by 12. Yeah. 12 is what? Six grade? You would at least be, if you're a Gaylord, you would at least be curious at that point. Six grade? Yeah. You didn't know? You were looking at boys and girls being like, I don't know. I mean, most people start pounding off around then. Yeah. No. No. Mine was later. Mine. You did not know your sexual orientation when you were 12. Yeah. I liked girls. I thought I liked girls, but like, it wouldn't, like, I'll put it to this way because I've got gay relatives. I got four of them. There's a lot. They didn't know. You better get checked. One of, I checked. There was a point where I was like, shit, dude. Is this going to happen to me? But yeah, one of them was fucking girls all the way through high school and then find out some college. No. At any rate. I think he did. If any, if any human being approached you and said, hey, I want to talk to your 12 year old about sex, the appropriate response is to blow their brains out of the back of their head. HABOOM. When does sex education start? I think six, I got, I got sex education six, I said it. Yeah. I didn't get it. Six, seven, great. Uh, ours didn't start until ninth. I think it was seventh or eighth. Yeah. Six, seven, eight, somewhere in middle school. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't get it. It's on ninth grade. And I think we had to have a parent sign off on it too. I think our, our, uh, my parents had to sign off on the notice for sex education. Yeah. Georgia was a red state back then. Yeah. It used to be. Yeah. Now you don't have to sign off on anything. We'll see how it goes when repubes are back in charge because the UK just with a relatively liberal government just passed a, a, a national health system ban on puberty blockers. That's cool. So, um, it's still happening in experimental or like clinical trials or some shit like that, but they, they banned it otherwise. So I, I, I'll, it'll be curious to see if the US follows suit in that regard, uh, in the same way we did with getting really slavery because they did it first. Yeah. Yeah. They sure did. I sure did there. Hey, the other thing too about it, uh, they also sent the curriculum home to my parents. Um, it was, uh, everything they were going to teach in that fucking class had to be sent home as well. Yeah. The archbishop signed off on it for all of us. Yeah. Sure did. Yeah. Sure did. Big man. He drew all the decks. Yep. Yep. Uh, last but not least, it's time to get weird Airbnb announced on Monday. It's banning the use of security cameras inside rentals, uh, before this changed the platform allowed owners to have cameras in common areas such as living rooms, kitchens, hallways, as long as they were disclosed in the listing, security cameras were not allowed in areas such as bedrooms or bathrooms. The change will go into effect April 30th Airbnb said in a blog post, the company said the majority of rentals on its platform do not report having security cameras and the change is expected to affect a small number of rentals. Our goal was to create new clear rules that provide our community with greater clarity about what to expect out of Airbnb. These changes were made in consolation with our guest consultation. Forgive me, uh, with our guest hosts and privacy experts and we'll continue to seek feedback to help ensure our policies work for our global community. Um, hosts must disclose the use of decibel monitors and they will only be allowed in common areas. The company said short term rental competitor V, uh, VRBO said in a statement Monday that it is prohibited indoor cameras in Reynolds since 2022, but does allow outdoor cameras in common spaces if they are disclosed. The company says it requires additional disclosures if the outdoor cameras also capture pools. That's fun. Uh, so laundry is about to go up, right? Cause I'm going to come on everything. Yeah. Now it's, and it's your time now that I know for sure, uh, by the way, you should get everybody should buy a, uh, little signal detector, um, keep it in your travel bag cause there's usually cameras in places, hotels and stuff like that and they're relatively easy to find if you know what you're looking for. Yeah, they sure are out there, but, uh, let's face it's a lot of creeper's dude are going to be disappointed in this because that's a kink is, uh, voyeurism just watching people kind of bang. And now, well, God damn it, Airbnb is going to get rid of that. Uh, I've got to, uh, head on out to a flight, Anthony. So you're going to interview the drinking bro of the week out there. Who is our, uh, friendly little Mexican buddy back there? You're up first. Um, Bray, come on in dude and you're going to take my seats and I'll say what I always say to everybody, keep the mic about an inch from your face. Come on up. Throw that single on. Anthony. Thank you. Delco. I love you guys. Don't forget to rate and review the show on iTunes, a five star, leave a quick review. Also, I don't know how to spotify. It's just a five star. You can walk away. Bang. Bang. Yeah. The first guy here, um, Jake Fog is getting married. He knows we're not coming. You're right. We're not. Congratulations on getting married though. We will never come. Um, it's pie day. Do you know that? No, I don't. 314, 3.14. Oh, wow. Oh, you mean it's, it's St. Louis day three, one, four, let's go. Is that the. It's area code. Yeah, that's disappointing to be honest. I don't, I don't, I don't care for that. Uh, what's your name? Roberto Ulysses Nava. Wow. You went with the fucking middle name too, huh? Yeah, I did. It seems like you've talked to police a lot over your lifetime. Uh, couple times. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, where do you live? Gainesville, Texas. Where's Gainesville? I don't know. Uh, north of Denton. Oh, okay. So outside of Dallas. Yeah. Um, what are you doing down here? Uh, well, my birthday was yesterday, so I decided to take the weekend for it. Oh shit. So you're just going to come party in Austin, try to bang some college girls. Yeah. Yeah, of course. Why not Bob? Where should he go to bang college girls? Uh, man. I'm going to go west west. Yeah. Go to west six. Go to green lights. So you'll probably find some college girls. All right. There's places up north, like up near 17th and 18th too that had like, there's a rooftop bar up there that's super dope right near campus. I mean, you go to Canada Nables. That's closed. Oh, it closed. Yeah, that closed though. But there's a, there's a, there's a new rooftop. Not new, but there's a new ish rooftop bar. I can't remember the name of it. Uh, yeah. So you got friends here or what? He's hanging out. So I'm just hanging out. So I was going to bring buddy, but he had to bail. So, oh, what happened? Uh, church. Whatever you want to do with that. What the fuck are you talking about? Why church? He's, he's in the band. So they had to. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. How long have you been listening to the show? Uh, since 2021. Yeah. Okay. What's your favorite part? What do you like? I don't need that, uh, uh, fucking raw said that these monitors were really far. So, uh, with that training. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, these, these aren't. They're not far enough. You can see everything. Yeah. You can see literally everything on here. Yeah, for sure. Uh, so. Well, all right. So let's get to it. Who's your drinking bro of the week? Uh, it would have to go to my parents. My mom and dad, uh, they've definitely done a lot, especially made a life for what we have. My dad's an immigrant from Mexico. So, and my mom saw her growing up working two, three jobs a year. So. And what do you do? Uh, I work in natural gas. So. Natural gas. Yeah. There's a lot of that up there where you live. Yeah. I open North Texas. There's quite a bit. Shit. I don't know anything about this state. Uh, yeah, that makes sense. Cause, I mean, he's not far from Oklahoma and Oklahoma is like frack central. Yeah. So same, geologically, I assume it's roughly the same as. Is the tap water flammable up there? Uh, no. Surprisingly, but yeah, I work up there in like Frisco, Prosper, so that kind of area. Okay. Well, we're going to be in Frisco, uh, third week of May, we're doing a tasting at an HEB up there. I can't remember which one it is though. It's similar. I know of wine, which is where I bought a 12 pack at. So. Yeah. Well, that's probably the one to be honest. Uh, I don't really know if you're sure, but if that's the case, I'll be there right afterward. Cool. We'll get more details on that. Uh, thanks for coming today. Hope you have fun in Austin. Don't get raped. Uh, who knows, you know, there might be a priest that shows up. Are you Catholic? Uh, no. Not at all. Just start lighting candles and throwing it at him, I think is what I would do. Bob, how does that work? That just makes him angry. Oh, shit. Oh, okay. Well, maybe I won't do that. It's like firing an energy weapon at a fucking energy, uh, beast, right? It just makes him stronger. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've looked, I've tried it before. You remember in Jurassic Park when he starts waving the, the flare to try and get the T-Rex into, to follow him? Yeah. That's kind of what happens when you light a candle. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's rough. Damn. Uh, well, you know, good luck, I guess. All right. There's also the rainy street ripper. You don't want to get murdered by him. I haven't heard anything about that in a while. Delco, is that guy still around? I think they found a body somewhere in the green belt, like the other day. Oh, that's true. Yeah. But it wasn't in the river. So maybe they're just moving. Yeah. Maybe. Could have also been a homeless guy. Uh, well, it's probably true, yeah. Probably. Cool. Uh, well, thanks for coming today, man. Appreciate it. That's what we got over here. You got booze and olive garden shit. What is that? Woodford? Take your time. We're going to live forever. I'm just kidding. And yeah, tell me what you got there. What is this olive garden bullshit? I'm bringing you all the only thing that's good at olive garden, and that's the bread sticks. Oh, there's bread sticks in there. Yeah. Just a box of bread sticks. Congratulations for the weirdest gift so far. And that is that y'all had the pasta, the fuckable pasta, the bread sticks are way easier to fuck. Oh shit. Then the bread sticks. I mean, if you let them get hard first and then hollow it on the outside and then hollow it out, maybe. I get. I mean, so I was thinking put the sleeve on it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or, I mean, just wrap it in duct tape. Like you would a small animal. Yeah. If you're going to have sex with that. Well, I've been here before and I didn't bring anything. So today. Well, you got there, tell everybody your name first, James Footpenis. James Footpenis. Yes, sir. Okay. That's probably not right. It's Hancock. Hancock. Okay. Changed it. Well, it is. Yeah, that makes sense. So what's the booze? 19 oaks are out of Macadoches. They make it. It's a little distillery there. Got decent food. Is that where you guys are from? Yes, sir. Lufkin. Lufkin. A little bit south. What is your voting district? Texas District 1, I think, isn't it, isn't it, the first one? Show me those breadsticks. I didn't know you could just go buy goddamn breadsticks from this place. I didn't either. Now, are these already cooked or they're like? They're fresh. Oh my god. I got them. It's a whole box. Yeah. Whole box. That is, that's something right there. Good lord. Look at that grease. You guys want to have a breadstick eating contest? Yeah. I've got to be on a plane in like fucking three hours. So let's do this. I also throwed some local beer in the fridge back there. Oh, good. Thanks man. Appreciate it. Hell yeah. Growler. That old bob will probably drink that. He's a, he's our craft beer guy. Yeah, I got two holes. Guess which one's going in which. Shut up. I'm talking about my holes. God Joel, you're so poor, dude. Why do you act like such a poor? You embarrass me in front of my friends. Joel's off camera. He's just like, hey, can I have a, can I have a, can I have a breadstick? Like you haven't eaten in six years. You can't wait. God damn it, man. Yeah. Oh, he's passing him out now. Yeah, you're like fucking Johnny Apples eat a breadsticks fucking turd. Anyways, who's your drinker bro of the week? Uh, give it to my wife last time. I'll give it to my dad. Okay. He's passed away years ago. Uh, he run a business and always told myself I would never run a business watching how he stressed out all the time. And then I decided to do it and I'm like, God, I wish he was here to help me out through this stuff. Yeah, and the shit, right? Yeah. Yeah. Cool man. Well, thanks for the breadsticks and the booze. You're welcome. How'd you like the show today? Good. Good. What was your favorite part of the show? Uh, this right here. Oh, Hope Solo's asshole. I mean, I just want to get. Or Pete Rose. Which one are you pulling? Oh, they butt hole. Yeah. Butt hole right there. Yeah. You got to be careful. Don't stare into it too long. It's like a tractor beam. It'll draw right in. Yeah. It's, it's bad news. All right. We got to get out of here, guys. All right. Thanks for coming today. Thank you all for coming. Thank you all for listening. Go rate review the show. Don't forget about the bro box. If you're signed up by April 1st, which means if you can still sign up until midnight on the 1st of April, you'll be under into that contest to win tickets to the show. And it's going to be a fun time, so it'll be a bitch, I guess. Or Ross, Patterson, and myself, Hot Bob, Delgo, poor Joel. It's a piece of shit. I'm Dan, trigger brothers, Ian. What's so special about hero breads, soft, fluffy, and delicious breads, buns, and tortillas? These ultra low net carb baked goods contain zero sugar, fewer calories, and more protein than the leading brands and are high in fiber to support gut health. Shop now at hero.co. (upbeat music)
