Golan-Globus Theater
Friday the 13th 5: A New Beginning (W/ Monster Mike)
(upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Welcome back, last week we tricked you this week. - We're treating you. - Yeah, this is mine. This is what I expected all month. I wanted barely a story. A kill or a jump scare every eight minutes as the producer demanded of this movie. Big hair, bigger tits. We got that with this movie. - Everybody already knows monster monster. - You redeemed yourself in my eyes, Mike. I hated you at the end of the last episode. - I still like to you, so it's okay. - Is there something wrong with you, Mike? Are you feeling all right? Did you notice your top button isn't buttoned? - Listen, Cholo Mike can't be on all the time, all right? - He didn't bring his bandanas either, so it makes sense. - Well, he knows what we feel, but we can say a lot about a person by their color, they're bandanas. He doesn't want us judging. - That's true. Which one did you say Jason had in this? - Red for blood. - Obviously. - He's in the blood play. - Blood play. - Yep. - Jason definitely got his red wings early in life. - Oh, yeah. - You know it. - He refuses. That's the only time he ever goes down on a woman. - Are you in your cycle? No, I only ask because I want to go down on you while you're in the midst. - Can he talk? - Hey, if Michael Myers can drive, Jason can talk. - Was he, was he, you were talking when he was drowning? - What happened? - Did he have too much water in his lungs or something? - Maybe there's just no one to talk to, so maybe his vocal cords at your feet or something. - I think they showed it in Freddy versus Jason. But I was always under the idea, and I think they did it and takes Manhattan, he was a normal kid. And Freddy versus Jason, he's a mutant. What is he? Did the drowning cause his mutation? What's going on with Jason? - He mentally handicapped and physically deformed. - We know that, yeah. - But that didn't even go back to part one when he pops out. He has like the deformed face. - Oh, yeah, that's right. - But in Manhattan, he comes to a dreamer that grew as a normal child. - No, he has a very minimal eye prosthetic in a dream. They didn't even try, because he has a full head of hair I think. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - He said the bald spot. - Yeah. - But he went bald between two and three, because he had a half hair. He had that hair that all the girls had 15 years ago. He said half of his head was shaved. - Oh, yeah. - Long. - Yeah. - I did want, like one of the first topics I had for us, I'm glad we're talking hair, was who had the worst hair in this movie? Because there are some candidates for me. - The worst hair. - There's some clear front runners here. - I want Billy. - He had a fucking bald spot. - I'd say not paramedic Roy, but the other paramedic, because he was trying to do the comb over, like-- - Yeah. - But I'm going to try and hide it. - Billy at least let that bald spot out. He was proud of it. - Yeah. - He looked like confidence. - I remember the guy who did the micro machine commercials. He looked sick with he talked ass. - Yeah. - Yes. - He looked at that guy. - Yeah, he voiced blur in the Transformers movie. - Yeah. - For people's little-- - No. - No. - It wasn't "Scat Man Brothers", but it was like, I think he went by "Scat Man John" or something. - Never heard of this man. - I don't know what that guy's name was. - In my notes, I did refer to it. - Did "Scat Man Corothers" do a voice like "Transformers" too? - I think he might have-- was he jazz? - I think he was. - Billy? You got Billy up there, but no, Billy gets the pass. Roy, or the blonde guy, definitely a guy who thinks he's-- - Joey. - Joey. Everything about-- perfectly-- you're like a garbage pail kid. Everything about him was perfectly cast, because I wanted to murder him for my song. - Joey. - Yeah. - Joey. - Firm. - Guy with a perm, we know that guy. - Bolding perm too. - Thitting perm. - He was 20, and he had a bolding perm. - You could see-- you could see. - Joey was, you know, Andy, a theater valter. - Mm-hmm. - We were talking about the original Texas chance I'm asker, and we always maintain that, yes, Franklin does affect the movie in a negative way, because it's so irritating. - Yeah. - That was a ballsy move on Hooper's part to make-- because they're always-- and you get people who always saints in movies. - Right. - And he's a fucking douchebag. - Yeah, he was. But like, we always maintain that Franklin-- he goes too far in the irritating thing where I just don't want him on the screen. It's not even like, oh, can't wait to die. - Go away. - Yeah, go away. He could have been more like Joey, where he was not doing anything wrong, but he was being overly wanting to be helpful or sorry and nice, and it was so fucking irritating. - Yep. - Franklin could have been like that, and I wouldn't have minded him so much. - Exactly. - Yeah, so Joey got awful here. - Robin's hair bothered me. - Yeah, she-- - Redhead, right? - Yeah, the one not Joey. Jake was trying to get with it. - Yeah, yeah, it wasn't great. - She had that weird thing going on where it was like there was a band right around-- - It was almost a female mullet. - Yeah, 'cause it like popped up at the top, and then it flattened out for a while, and then it like flowed out. Like, yeah, it was weird. I didn't like it. Creep me out. - These are things we don't like, though. I got something I need to talk about. - Okay. - This is not about the movie. - Is it something that Robin might be into? - Yes, it's the latest white woman trend. You know, I didn't reveal, we've all known about the whole white, all white women want to fuck dogs. I don't know what's going on with that. It disturbs me. I wish you'd stop it. But there's a new-- - I almost disturbed me. The only thing is anything more disturbing than one about the dog. - The Stanley Mugg's phase was kind of weird to me. That was weird. - I heard about this yesterday. This is fresh. In my world it is. This might be going on for months or years. It's a new TikTok thing. Boring white women do. It's called a Hear Me Out cake. And the video I saw was at some price I'm boring like office. Boring white women working at it. - All right. - The one like gay white guy. And what they do is, they go, I don't know why they get a cake. But there's a cake. And they go, Hear Me Out. And then they tell you what cartoon character they want to fuck. - What? - What? - Yes. This is a phenomenon on TikTok. I'm not on TikToks. I don't know about this. But so you're watching these boring white women. They have little like cutouts of the characters they want to fuck. And like a stick. And they put it in the cake. They go, Hear Me Out. Fucking stitch. From Lilo and Stitch. And it was that little. One guy. One guy. Mecha feel ya. He wanted to fuck one of the cars in cars. I'm not making it. Yeah, I'm not making it. Mike is staring at me in horror. Yes. I saw this with my own eyes. All the women in the bullpen. Wherever you call where they were living work. Mike, could you reach to the fridge and grab. Yeah, which flavor do you want, buddy? Because I need to watch this. Well, no, I need you to grab the cake that's in there. We never do this, but we put ourselves in the mind of a mecha-filiac at one time. We said, what car would we want to fuck? Use it in the mystery machine, which is a cartoon car. It is a cartoon car. You would hear you out. You already, everyone has to hear me out every week. Yeah. So that's the latest thing. White women are doing. Look, here's the thing. Is it a light shock, you all. My mother's a white person, a woman. My sisters are white women. Opera and Sures are white women, too, a friend of the show. Yeah. So I want to believe this isn't all white women. Right. Hashtag not all white women. Not all white women. But, but it needs, whatever it is, nip it in the butt. It's got to stop. What should we want to give this to the Hock Toa levels? Remember when I tried to stop it in the first week and it kept going? Yeah. She's on fucking Bill Maher's trying to fuck her on his lame podcast. I hear Bill Maher's dating some 30-year-old woman. You're just getting passed around by 60-year-old men. That is totally shocking. Yeah. Like 70, late 60s, 70-year-old men are just passing this woman around. Well, I mean, she might be doing it. Yeah. That's like the new dream for some young women. They're like celebrities now. These women will get passed around. These celebrity groupies. Black chick with the short hair. Oh, shit. I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah. She got to see her forehead now. Is she the one who just went to a Trump? Yeah, she loves Trump. Forget her name. Yeah. She's like one of the celebrity groupies. Yeah. Oh, sorry, Mike. Wait, ladies. Stop. What should they go back to? Let's get them in normal. Let's get that. So when I worked at the comic shop, there would be dudes that would come in and talk about how hot some of the female comic book characters were, and I always thought that was weird. I'm like, they're-- But at least they're human. Or maybe. I don't know. But it's like, they're-- What? They're drawing. Fan are totally depraved. We know that. But it's just like women. Like, maybe this is equality. Now women are getting freaky as fuck, too. Yeah. I like it. I want-- I want MAGA, as all I'm saying. Right. Dark MAGA. Oh, OK. We're getting interesting. All right. What's going on with the white woman at the comic book store? You're trying to-- you're trying to-- No, that was the white dudes. They were always talking about how-- I thought that was weird because they would talk about how hot and sexy, like, the female characters in the comic books were, and I'm like, they're cartoon. Apparently, a lot of guys from your generation have a thing for rogue from the X-Men cartoon. That's a big thing with them. She's a cartoon. Yeah. I don't get that. I don't get being a cartoon. Hear them out! No, don't hear them out. I mean, if they want to order one of those, you know, body pillows and-- You don't-- And get in the price-- You know what I blame it on. I blame it on. We don't have movies like for I other teens 5, but we have real naked women. Exactly. This is true. These are the women I wanted to be here to hurt out on. Murray! Yup. I would like to know if you had the choice of taking a lady from a Friday at 13th. In general? Or-- Let's go in general first. Okay. My favorite-- well, I don't know. My favorite-- Look! You actually-- Yes, this is-- We're doing a bit right now. I'm doing the segue because I did a great job. We're going to answer our favorite final girl from Friday at 13th and our favorite girl in general. I'm going to give you my favorite final girl first. Yes. Uh, I looked it up. Chris Higgins from Friday at 13th, 3. Yeah. Chris is a solid choice. She was on my short list. Great '80s hair. That's all. Oh, she got-- Yeah. Well, go-- she was my pick, too. Yeah. And I got to take it a step further because she was trapped in a closet, realized I have no other choice. She looks down. There's a knife right there. She picks it up. And pushes his hand through the door. She stabs him in the hand. She chased him back with a knife, stabbed him in the kneecap. This woman, besides having a great hair, Kurt Russell. But a lady form of Kurt Russell. Like, that's what I was getting vibes of. Yeah. If she put an eye patch on, I would have been lost forever in her while I-- It's been a while since I've seen the Friday at 13th and movies. Isn't that like a standard? Like the girls fight back eventually. They're not the damsel in dress the entire-- Correct. Yeah. Yeah, the girls eventually fight back. That's why I have such an affinity for female main characters, because I watch the Friday at 13th movies so much, probably way too young. Yeah. So I was just like, oh, yeah. Like, the strong female lead character is finally fighting back. They're always approachable women, too. Like, you can actually talk to them. I'm like, yeah. I think it's in two. There's like, Terri with the little halter top tits spilling out the bottom. That's my favorite in general, in general. It was-- and now Tino was a close second from this movie we're doing today. But no. Yes. But like you said, constantly bare mid-room shirts, now that she had his shirt that covered her stomach. Woman knew her mind. Right. She knew her own mind. That's true. Great butt for '80s. Yeah. Was it amazing, but for the '80s it was pretty damn good. Yeah. Yeah, her name was Kerri McCarthy. Do you care? Did you care? Your final girl? Oh, no. My final girl would-- you know, Chris Higgins was-- she came up number two. OK. Um, but I actually ended up going with Megan Garris from part six, because she just doesn't give a fuck the entire movie. Is she the sheriff's daughter? Yeah. She was good. She was good. I'm just here to have a good time. I don't give a shit. Yeah. So she's my favorite final girl. If she even counts as the final girl, because technically, spoiler alert, Tommy Jarvis is the final boy of that movie. But I'm going with her. Yeah. OK. I like her. OK. So we had the same favorite final girl. What was your favorite girl in general, Griff? Oh, I'm also going to be going to two. Vicki. She was great. Remind me which one Vicki was. She was the chick who was sweet at video games. She had like the little football game. She was into the dude who was-- Oh, yeah. Vicki. Yeah. Yeah. She was pretty good. I don't remember a whole lot of the girls in general, and I didn't get any time to do-- Yeah. I'm pretending. I know you're talking about it. Yeah. Yeah. So-- Unfortunately, there's somebody who has this website where it's just all the women. We did it our best, but you really got to get these women in context. We don't want to be fucking shallow about it. So I had to go with the movie I've seen a couple of times. Pam, after watching this again, I got to give her a big kudos though. OK. Because she was hanging around with all those young teen boys. Well, Joey-- Well, for everyone in this movie is 25, at least. Yeah, at least. I didn't even realize she's running around that camp without a fucking brawn. I didn't realize that until like the end scene when she gets all wet, I was like, oh, shit. That's right. It is a Friday at 13. Yeah. Where are the jokes? Yeah. You're not getting your tits out. You guys get a bite. Apparently, she was kind of a diva. Oh. OK. She thought-- Sorry. Drinking a hard root beer here. She apparently thought she was going to be picked up by a limo and driven to set like every day. I'm afraid it's her day. And well, she didn't know that this was a Friday the 13th. None of the actors knew, because they were given a script called Repetition. And they, I think, removed all references to Jason Voorhees. Interesting. So it wasn't until they got on set that they realized they were on a Friday the 13th. And some of them were like, hell yeah, we're on a Friday the 13th movie. And some were like, oh, shit, I'm on a Friday the 13th movie. Yeah. It must be weird being like in one of these movies that like everybody knows these movies. And yet, your total obscurity, like nothing happened to the 90s people, well, it's a couple of them. But most of you'll never want to ever act again. And they went weird, you know, like you're in a super big movie. And that's it. Yeah. You know. Yeah. You're a lady. I am going with Vera from part three, the Fiery Latina. Should be no surprise coming from Sholo, I'm like, yeah. I think I think I think I saw a picture of her when I was scrolling through her. Yeah. Vera is my girl. All right. Do you have it, people? The definitive Friday the 13th girls. Yeah. I like this movie, too, because it it's a good sequel. It's probably, I mean, right there with some of the best sequels out there. I thought it was pretty ballsy, Mikey, and spoiler alert, this is the only movie Jason does not appear in. Correct. This is Jason imposter, isn't this? Yeah. All alerts. Yeah. This is a new beginning. It is a new beginning. But I love that they set it up. Like a goddamn Scooby-Doo episode, like in the first, not very good though. I mean, were we supposed to believe Tommy was the killer? They give us a lot of right earrings. So the first time you watch it, I think they do is, was this your first time, Griff? No, no, I've seen this like three times, though. The first time you watch it, I think they do a decent job of making you kind of quite a question. But after that first time, you're like, oh, oh, they telegraphed so hard, who the killer is. Yeah. No, 100%. Yet at the same time, I guarantee you 90% when there's the big reveal, 90% of the people watching are like, who the fuck is that? Oh, yeah. Yeah, you get that big expedition dump at the end to be like, oh, it's that guy. Okay. By big expedition jump dump, they flip through a wallet and they're like, love that. They flip, they flip through a wallet and they have a newspaper clipping. Yeah. A couple of newspaper clippings. Yeah. I love that any serial killer, whoever exists, collects newspaper clippings. Well, that's what they do. Yeah. That's what you do. They're trophies. There's always. Except how do they get that picture of Jason? You're, you're supposed to answer that. How did they get that? It's a look. It's a Friday the 13th. You don't think it's too hard about it. With the Jason drowning? Was it beat? No, it was a Jason in the hot guy ask, like, it was like, but he probably got a picture. It was like a paparazzi picture him walking out of a restaurant with a hoagie, you know, spaghetti stayed on the shirt. Here's the thing about Friday the 13th movies, right? They get graded on their own scale. If you are going into Friday the 13th movies, looking for sharp continuity and, you know, crisp storytelling, you're doing it wrong. Yeah. There's absolutely no art to these. Yeah. You're here. These are true exploitation. You have a good time. This is cinematic junk food. It tastes great, but you're getting no nutritional value out of it. Just enjoy yourself. Absolutely. Now, the one thing I have to say about, we're doing this month, modern horror icons, I have to say, Jason is my least favorite of them. I like this series. Like you said, it is what it is and it doesn't try to be anything else than what it is. But when people say like Jason is my favorite, why? He has no personality. He's just a copy of Michael Myers. I got into an argument with a guy on Twitter about this because I don't stand by it recently. Not recently. Okay. But I don't care what you say, the hockey mask is a straight ripoff for the Lord humongous from Road Warrior. Totally. Because it came out like a two years after Road Warrior came out because if you're not familiar with these movies, in the second one, he wore a burlap sack, which was a ripoff of an elephant man because he had like the one eye hole, which I liked much better. I think it was a better look. Oh, yeah. I think the burlap sack is way creepier. I do too. Yeah. So a guy like said, like I put that out there like on Twitter, I had to rip off a fucking Lord humongous. And the guy sends me a picture of like 1970s hockey player, like yes, I'm aware that people were hockey masks in the, you know, before Road Warrior, but I guarantee you it was like, wow, the big burly do the fucking hockey mask. They're like, wow, that's a cool look. We're going to make Jason look like that. Right. They claim it all happened on accident that they were doing like lighting tests or something and they needed to obscure his face. And one of the crew guys was going to a pickup hockey game after. So he had his hockey gear in the truck and they threw that mask on him and they're like, wait, that looks kind of cool. I don't, I don't, I'm not 100% buying that. What, I mean, he, I forget because in the, in the middle of the movie, he gets a hockey mask from the, the, the other fat annoying guy. Yeah. What is, do they shown wearing the burlap sack? They, they even shown it all. No, you don't see him from the neck up at all until he gets the hockey mask in part three. Yeah. But he's like I said, I mean, he, I mean, the whole series was made off the success of Halloween. So he's clearly a rip off of Michael Myers, like basically. There's like, there's nothing new about him. I don't have a problem. I don't hate the Jason. I don't get why people like, oh, he's my definitely my favorite, like horror character of all time. Like, why? He's, he's not my favorite horror character, but of the four we're talking about, he's, he might be my favorite because Michael Myers has no personality either. Right. But his look is cons, more or less consistent blue slash green coveralls variation of that white mask, uh, Freddy gets fucking irritating. Yeah. I want him to shut up. The Texas chance on my Oscar movies with the exception of one, two and four, uh, are like everything after four to me is just what are we doing here? It's just, it's like that, um, elegantly grotesque where you could tell they really put a lot of work to try and make something look grimy. Yeah. Everything's wet. Yeah. Yeah. And I just, I'm not super into it. And Jason, well, he has more or less the same mask every movie. They do enough stuff to change them. Like he carries over his damage from each movie. Okay. So he gets more and more rotten and interesting looking and I, I just have more fun per capita with the Friday, the 13th movies than I do the rest of the franchise. Well, his face changes too. Cause like, oh yeah, there's a second one. He was like, he's like sloth. Yeah. Yeah. There's no consistency. Yeah. He's regenerating. Clearly. Well he does. We learned that in the Jason acts, he does a regenerative power. Oh, yeah. Cause he kept, they keep trying to figure out a way to like bring him because he has to obviously die at the end of every movie. So they got to figure out some way that he comes back. Right. Right. You got some facts for us, Mike. You want to help us understand the Jason universe a little bit? Well, I don't have a lot of top end facts here. I already said that we don't know anything about the Jason verse because this movie has no Jason. Right. Um, I already mentioned that most of the actors didn't realize they were in a Friday, the 13th film, um, your girl, Tina, there were a lot of half of the TV facts were about Tina and her scene. Okay. There were three actresses that were supposedly, uh, auditioned for the role of Tina, uh, Debbie Sue Voor. He's the one that got it. Some other lady whose name I don't remember, but then the other one was Gina Gershahn. Wow. Was actually a scene for the role of Tina, but they decided on Debbie Sue. Tits. Basically. Ha ha. We're great. Tits. Given that the director only did exploitation and porno before this, I wouldn't be surprised. Yeah. That's reason Tits, um, but to bring you up to, up to speed, Abra, um, in Friday, the 13th for a K Friday, the 13th, the final chapter, we are introduced to the Jarvis family. Uh, mainly Tommy Jarvis played by a young Corey Feldman. Now the fourth one was supposed to be the end of the franchise. The third one was supposed to be the end of the franchise, but it did. Why? I don't get why. Like, why would they? So nepotism. So, uh, Frank Mancuso, Jr. was, uh, a producer on part two, his dad ran Paramount Studios at the time. And he apparently felt slighted that he didn't get enough recognition for how good he did with Friday, the 13th part two. So he said, screw it. We're ending it with part three because I want to do other stuff and no one appreciates me. And part three ended up doing like 33 million in box office off of a $2 million, uh, budget. So they filmed in three day filmed in three day. That was the first, uh, 3D, uh, fan, yeah, in the early eighties. And so, um, so he wanted to end it with part three, but it did well. And then they were like, okay, let's do one more, but Paramount was embarrassed about the Friday, the 13th franchise. Cause like I said, it was just junk food. You know, it's making them all this was making a bunch of money, but it was getting critical. Uh, it was getting shit on critically. Yeah. Um, so they, they named it the final chapter because they wanted it to be done. And Frank Mancuso, Jr. was like, yes, let's end this. And he actually stepped back. He was just an executive producer for part five, but part four ended up matching part three, $2 million budget, $33 million box office. They're like, shit. All right. It's still making money. So Tommy Jarvis, little kid, Jason is attacking everyone around the Jarvis household. He ends up shaving his head to look like little kid Jason when he drowned because Tommy was big into a movie special. Yeah. He like made his own masks and animatronics and stuff, um, and he ends up killing Jason at the end and the final shot of final chapter is him hugging his older sister because they just killed Jason and he has this far away, like 1000 yard stare because the evil had been passed on after he hacked Jason to pieces with the machete. Oh, I shouldn't say the pieces, but he hacked the shit out of them. So they're, they're like, fuck, okay, to this time, Jason still was a human being. So they're like, fuck, how are we going to keep it going? Right. So the, the, this movie we're doing today is Tommy Jarvis as an adult. Now we're like, like 17 or 18 year old person and you know, so that's where, that's over starting off. If you're, if people, I'm sure 99% of the people listening to this have seen the series, but if you're not, that's how we're starting out. No. Be like we said, boil alert, Jason is not in the small, you want to hit that trailer? I guess we will love it. What is, is this supposed to be kiki, mama? It's kiki, kiki, mama, mama for kill and mother, but they do a nice twist at the end of this movie. I liked we'll get into it and get there. So look for the, I'm just listening to this fucking trailer. If the memory of Jason still hogs you, you're not alone. Friday the 13th, part five, a new beginning. If you're a trauma at age 12, brutal self-defense murder of a psychopathic killer, or they've given him every therapy they can think of, this wonder's mind isn't fried, will the drugs have given him? The mindless, murderous, fury that was buried with Jason has been reborn and suddenly terror has become child's play. Friday the 13th, part five, a new beginning. We come to on a dark and stormy night, Tommy Jarvis and his little rain jacket. It looks like it looks like it's-- Played by Corey Falman, question from Mike. Answer. It's to me, felt very much like we had some footage from part four because we couldn't get Corey Falman, so we put a body double in some scenes and we just had a stock shot of him staring off into the camera with rain falling. You are partially right. So he wanted to come back, but he was already booked for the Goonies, so he couldn't get out of it. Isn't it ironic that he does another movie with a soft-ard mutant but a lovable one in soft? They actually went to his backyard with a rain machine and some fake bushes. They filmed that sequence for this movie and the parts where you don't see his face, they got a short woman, not a blippy, but just a short woman probably play the body double for those sequences, but yeah, he was happy. He got to come back for at least a little bit of part five, but he wanted to do it according to him. It's Corey Falman, so who knows? So he's going to the grave of one Mr. Jason. I think it's the first time we see that his name is Jason Voorhees. Am I correct in that? I think he was just known as Jason. No, because you know his mom's name was Pamela Voorhees, so I never knew. I thought he was Jason. I thought he was like, you know, like Madonna, Oprah, Jason, Jason. So they got, we're like, I was watching this because it's been a while since I've seen these. So I was just like, what? They gave a grave to Jason? What the fuck's going on here? It's like a homemade, like you're bearing your pet. It's like a wooden, like a piece of cardboard is Jason. Your life's fluffy, best dog. Your life's muffin. Muffin. My favorite girl in the series is dog, which by the way, she was so hot. We're not even sure Jason killed her because you never see her get killed. She was coming back at the very end. She's not dead. She's lying in the, the, the hovel that he has. He could have roofed her. We don't know what Jason's doing. She didn't mean she's dead. She just lying there. Don't say it. Wait. What are you talking about the dog? No! I was talking about the dog. No! I'm talking about Terry. Oh, Terry. Okay. Yeah. Because you don't see her get killed in the movie. Yeah. You just see like, you see her in his hovel lying there totally, nothing wrong with her. I think he roofed her, dude. I don't think he's like, I'm the savior for later. Don't say that around my wife. She hates when Jason thinks that's why she has a problem with the, she has a problem with the remake, which I think is super fun. It's like a greatest hits for Friday the 13th. She's like, he took someone captive. He wouldn't do that. I'm like, look, he's not making her a five course meal or anything like this. Like he's like, oh, you look like my mom needs. I'm going to take it back. Right? Like, so if he had the mental capacity to be like, I'm going to drug her. He doesn't think like that. That's kind of what they did in Freddie versus Jason. He had to be the baby face because Freddy's too evil. All right. Of course. She's just a misunderstood software. So Tommy is getting ready to, I don't know what he's going to do. Piss on the grave, but then some yahoos come in. Yeah. We're going to dig up Jason. I've heard of shallow fucking graves, fucking hell. They barely buried Jason. Yeah. Like literally a sprinkling of dust on top of his cough. Did not take them long to get to that coffin. No. I mean, which I like because one of my irritates to me is you see a movie, especially like mafia movies, where they have to go out in the forest and bury somebody. And there's like, they're in the middle of a forest. No tree roots. There's like shoveling this like six foot deep grave. You're hearing the words of a man who has dogs all over me. I have to dig one. I had to dig one to fucking fix my sister's guy named fence when I'm not looking forward to it. Yeah, it sucks. We saw my mental experiment of digging up my backyard for my patio. You remember that fucking hole? Yeah. Yeah. Dude, when we got our new fence, I was trying to clear a bunch of shit around it. So it'd be easier for the fence guys to pull the old one out. Yeah. So I'm digging down there as far as I can, right? And owners before us dude, buried bricks and lava rocks and stuff. So it took me forever. And then eventually like they came out to drop off the equipment. And I don't know if they saw me doing it or what, but they were like, yeah, you don't have to do that. We'll do that, dude. I'm like, Oh, thank. Yeah. Thanks, Satan. Yeah. So a very accurate shallow grave in this movie and they're digging them up because they want to see this Jason character and he, they buried them as he lived with his mascot and his machete at his side. That's right. Just like the ancient Egyptians, man, he's going to need it in the afterlife. That's right. Yeah. Well, he's already caught, like, he's already tortured them so much. They're like, we got to bear him with his belongings. We don't have to come back, spooking us, you know, he's got worms coming out of one of the eyeholes. Well, he's dead. There's no way. He's worms. Yeah. So worms get a hold of you now. What are we going to do? Worm Jason movie where it's just worms are Jason and they're like, you know, similar to the one where the demon creature would jump into people like the hidden and would jump into people's bodies. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's right. Jason goes to hell. My least liked of the franchise. I could see Dr. Fives doing some good work with Jason Worms. She could. Yeah. You can serve the body. Did it with his wife. Yeah. So we're like, Oh, he's dead. No, he's not dead. He does it. Undertaker hinge up. And I took, I took notice, Murray, you said every eight minutes, we got to be spooked. We got to be scared. We got to see some tits. We got to be hard in some way. Yeah. Hard up the spine or hard across the cock, right? Oh, boys, very subtle. And he just starts. He does what he does best starts hacking away at these, these hillbillies where the fuck they were he, I got to say, lost a little bit on the, on the swing from being dead for how long he's dead. Yeah. Yeah. He didn't get any warm up pitches. Yeah, exactly. Does Jason ever cut straight through a spine? I feel like he does a lot of throat chokes, like lifts and then I don't think he's ever gone clean through someone. I don't think he's ever, how is that never happened in a Friday thirteenth? Wait, you know, that might happen to like, to X when he's super powered when he's uber Jason. Yeah, because he went out to space and ate some like, but it's been a while since I've seen that one. He uses many weapons, but his weapon of choice is the machete. Oh, yes. Of course. Yes. So when, when did that debut? Is that the machete? I was, honestly, it was either three or four, because I know it might get a machete to the head and three. What was that? Doesn't he get them? Oh, he gets an axe to the head. He gets an axe and the head and three. Four is the machete in the head. Okay. Yeah. He slides down. Yeah. Didn't Tom Savini come back for that one? He did because he helped create Jason in part one and he wanted to help kill him in part four. Jokes on you, Tom. Jokes on you. So he's doing us best. He's killing people. Tommy's doing. He does his best standing there. Just watching. Yep. He's stunned by this whole revelation. And as he's looking through those bushes, it looks like Jason's looking right back at him. Right into his soul. Right into his soul. It's like him. Right into that boy's soul. Mm hmm. He's getting right into the bully's hole. Yep. Are we going Frank? We're going Frank. Okay. Jason starts stalking him, walking towards him. He's terrified. He cannot move. This is good though. They're working up to what we'll see later in the movie. Yep. And we'll see. Rears back with that machete. Chops down. Boom. Tommy wakes up in the back of a mental hospital van or whatever. Mental health van. It said it right on the side, Murray. So that's why I wrote it there. And yeah, he's just now an older, wiser Tommy's like supposed to be 16, 17, clearly 25, 26. Yeah. And he tried to cut the hair off the ears though, Murray. So I'm sure you appreciate that. Don Madingley would be proud. Don Madingley would be proud. Oh, he was proud fucking the guy from last week. I forget his name. So they're taking him to this is he's in one mental hospital taking to a new treatment facility because he's obviously been driven insane by killing a psychopathic killer in part four. But do we always say on this show, when you want to build, become better, defeat your opponent and bearish them? Where do you go? Where do you train yourself home for troubled youths? Yep. You're thinking a little too little to off the nose. Too specific. Yeah. We want to be on the nose here. Nature boys. Nature. They got free range chickens, free range homeless people. Is this the first movie not at Camp Crystal Lake is foil art Camp Crystal Lake does not appear in this movie either. No. Camp Crystal Lake is not in three either. It's just property like kind of near. Really? Yeah. So is it true that three, I mean, four happens the same day as three? Yeah. Because it starts right where three leaves off. Okay. And then Crystal Lake comes back for six. And then seven, it's not at the camp. It's again, it's on property that is also on Crystal Lake, but it's not part of the camp. And a lot of development going on. And then eight is Ben Cooper, I mean Manhattan. Yeah. Nowadays, it'd be like, oh yeah, don't worry about what happened here. What could we all know that Camp Crystal Lake is just a ferry ride away from New York City? Right. New Jersey. Right. And then where Camp Crystal Lake is, that's what I thought it was. That's where the real one is. Yeah. Okay. Did you know we have a crystal lake in Michigan? I think every fun. Yeah. There's so many crystal lakes. That's true. Cause I remember my brother being terrified of Friday the 13th and Jason when he was a little kid. Cause again, I was watching these two young and he's four years younger than me, me being an irresponsible older brother. I wasn't being an older brother. That's what I was doing. That's your job. You're doing the right thing. I remember distinctly one time he was like freaked out and I knew he would tell mom I was watching these. So I had to calm them down. And so I like grabbed a map or something. I forget what cause this is pre-internet, but I might have just made something up. Like said, oh yeah, it's in Indiana or it's wherever. Smart. And, and then grabbed a map and said, look at how far it is from Detroit. Like he's, he's what is he going to do hitchhike up here. Someone's going to pick him up and try to make him laugh. But go, yeah, you're right. We're not in any danger. I got to say, yeah, there's probably a ton of crystal lakes. I think your brother is like a year or two younger than me and yeah, these movies fucking freaked me the fuck out when I was a kid and it was they're supposed to do it. It was so hard because I was young and into ladies. So you get tits, but then at the same time you get scared. So it worked really well out of your. Your crotch is very confused. A lot of confusion happened. Yeah, a lot. So we forgot to mention it's pretty cool opening credits. We get the fucking mask flying out at you. Does it explode? I remember this one doesn't explode. I think part four explodes. We need that. We don't get opening interesting opening credits to movies anymore. Like, you know, we need that more. We don't get interesting effort at all because everything's just like, no, we'll just expand this out to a 14 hour movie. AI. Let that handle it. I did listen to a review of the new Joker movie and the big complaint was why is it two hours? Well, that that that's a good complaint. I the right complaint. I quite enjoyed the first Joker movie. I have like negative interest in seeing the second one. Not everything. Well, you're not alone. They're bombing big time and I don't know where they spent the $200 million on this movie. I keep hearing it was $200 million and I'm like, what the fuck? Oh, Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga's salaries. I heard they added up to like 30 million, those two alone. I think that's what it was. Bloated budgets, man. That's why everything quote unquote bombs when you have a $200 million budget. Like, what are you doing? Yeah. I don't know. They did. Okay. Okay, guys. So he's rolling into a new place. Pinehurst. Uh, child mental health facility. Uh, Pinehurst Gables. That sounds more pleasant than what he said. Okay. Agreed. And he meets Pam, who is the assistant director of Pinehurst. Not a teenager, everybody. This is an adult woman and she, the director is an adult man because you have to point that out because all throughout Friday the 13th is teens, right, corny teens, right. And so she's greeting him and he is kettitonic. He's not speaking. He's very shy. We get the shot of Griff's favorite character. You related to this guy so much, Billy, the driver. Yup. Griffey, the driver who, uh, he, uh, creeps, does he creep on Pam? Oh, my God. Does he creep on? My dude. Please. Billy has a libido, Griffey has a libido that cannot be tamed. So he has eyes for everyone. This is the micro machine lady waiting for him back at a dime. Probably working with a micro machine. No way. No way. Oh, see one of those guys, like the big dicks wasted on, you know, it's like, you got a big. Yeah. Yeah. He has a hog. All right. There is no justice. He would be driving a better car and he would have a toupee if he had a smaller. He had a cool car, but it was like all primer and she had like flat paint on it. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like it would be a shinier, fancier car. And he'd have a toupee because he needed to compensate for having such a small penis. Is it impressive that he has like a tape deck or something? Cause in 85, fuck yeah, I was going to say, cause he's clearly playing his own tunes. Obviously he's got the early concept albums. I hate the side bars to it. But boy, do I miss the art of the mixed tape. You know, like a Spotify playlist and that the same thing. I'm kidding. Yeah. People are getting a little efforts put into that. You're not sitting there pushing the buttons and clicking off when the song's over. I wish more people would do that kind of, even for me, it was like growing up, we would do mixed CDs. And still you get that effort of somebody putting together CD of something. Yeah. Do an algorithm. We used to do burn CDs and we would put rules on it, right? Like I want, I want 15 songs. Okay. The best song you got from 15 of your favorite artists, you cannot repeat, like, or stuff like that. Like I want all slow jams, right? Like it would just be like, so you'd have to think about it and specifically curate a list. It was so much fun. It's so much fun. You get to learn about your friends. You get to teach your friends about you a little bit. Discovery and human things not, oh yeah, the robot thought of a good idea for me, told me that I need to like, you know, speaking of robots, Billy is, he's, he's, what's he doing? I don't remember. See. Oh, Billy. Oh yeah. You were talking about what's going on with Billy. Is he perfect because as soon as Pam walks away, he's like, he's going full fucking like DJ like macho radio host guy. Hey, if you've got time later, why don't you come get a mustache ride. And Pam is like, oh, Billy, turns her back and he does the flick at her. Does the rat flick? He did the rat flick at her. He got back in his cars like someday lady, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna push it. All right. So now comes out Dr. Matthew Leonard, who runs the Pinehurst Facilitae, guys, you notice his shoes, right? I did not. I did not notice this at all. How did you not notice he was wearing the eye, we established last week that I don't look at feet. You got it. Oh, fuck, man. We got to look at. He covered feet. Wow. We got to look at details because this motherfucker was wearing waist up goddamn moccasin was. You see a Jack Burton in a jeans taught in moccasin boots that look like vomit. What he is. He is. He has like a summer camp type of area, so he got to get close to nature. Well, yeah, he's trying to be kids. Let's relate to our emotions. You know, he's trying to be crunchy like that. So it makes sense. Is that a word we can use? It is crunchy. It is. We've established crunchy granola mom. Tommy is borderline psychotic. All right. Yeah. So where do we take him to? A place where they say no guards, no rules, just right, come and go as you want full honor system. I'm on the Bobby. This is this is the world that fucking combo Harris wants us to have people. Yeah. Let's crazy illegals running our fucking streets. I don't like it. I don't know what that looked foreign to me. I'm just going to say that. They're just going to say that. This is going to get Tommy back into the real world. Exactly. Exactly. So Matthew sits down. We go through the file a little bit. He's who. Oh, that's a doozy. But son, I don't want you to worry. You don't have to talk here. Yeah, you're on so many drugs, like he is he is taking it back by how many drugs Tommy's on. Yeah. Tommy is coming in with lots of luggage. None of it is closed. No. It's a monster mask drug. Yeah. Which is my favorite acid, which has a totally sane person who they probably do have a sign about that. So yeah, when we learned that he's psychotic because he brutally murdered a psycho killer that was trying to kill his family. Yeah. So it makes sense. Yeah. So cut to Tommy in his room. He's led to his room. He pulled it. He just came from metal hospital carrying a knife. What's going on with the, what's going on with his shit? No idea. Boys got to have their knives on them. So he's got to tucked away in a sock, you know, it is a pocket knife. So I've told you guys, this is how I got. My mom was like, we're, we're just done with religion because I used to go to a Sunday school and after watching too many John Claude movies because I was like seven or eight and I was watching John Claude movies that young. I mean, you're hoop. I talked a fake knife. It was Ron Halloween. I took a fake knife in my sock and a girl's lip it off to me. Oh boy. And I flashed at her and I was like, Oh boy. This girl was flipping off. So I pulled a fake knife. Check his closet. My monster mass all in that closet. Ashley was her name and she to this day is my enemy. My God is pigeons wife. That's why you don't like no, no, no, no, Marie. It's not we're kidding around. So he doesn't like it for other reasons. You guys always say, if you bury yourself, look at what you two are doing. You're giving me the three inch Jason grave here and Hank's get a piss on me. Pulls out his knife, admires it and stashes under his mattress. Most most kids his age, porno mag. He puts a knife under his man. That's right. He's putting his knife next to his woods porn. Now you would think maybe boobs are ruined for him. Because of the psycho killer thing and your drugs, you know, they always say antidepressants. Fuck your mojo up. Yeah, you're libido. Exactly. So this man. He does not fuck in this movie. So let me honest. You feel like you would give the kids the other drugs they'd want. Well, I don't know. So he's getting ready. He's opening his bag and ready to put his monster mass in the closet, opens it up. And there's a terrifying spider, Mike. This is probably one of the best introductions because I mean, it's like a wormhole opens up here. I got worms on my brain today. You sure do. I really do. And it's like we got a character. Well, we know about that one already. It's like we got a character straight out of what's the movie called The Last Dragon. Because this kid reminds me. I think the character's name was Reggie. Reggie. Yeah. Richie. I think it was Reggie. I think it was Richie. I don't know. Could have been. But please. Listen to our episode and find out. Yeah, exactly. I'm going to tell us. Yeah. Who do we get introduced here? We get introduced to Reggie the Reckless. All right. He played by, I don't know the kind of his name, he was Dudley on different strokes. He was basically the whipping boy because when they had the very special episodes, you can't have Arnold get molested because you can't have the fun episode next week. He's traveling. So anytime there's someone's getting molested, beaten by their drunken father, trying drugs, it was Dudley. Yeah, on a very special episode. Yeah, you know, you don't want to, you know, bum the people out, Arnold got raped this week. What's he going to do next week and, you know, have some crazy adventure next week. I swear I brought this up on the podcast before, but do you remember the All In The Family episode where Edith almost gets raped? Yeah. Dude. Who could forget? I saw that as a kid and that just like, I was like, I don't want to watch All In The Family anymore. And I never watched any of the races anymore. Now is this the first time a kid's really been introduced to the Friday 13 series? No, let me try this last episode. Alright. I've last last entry in the franchise. I'm sorry, I'm very dumb. But other than that, yeah. There's only, isn't there only one movie where they have kids at the camp? Yeah, part six. Part six. Oh, that's the only time they get it open. Right. Well, the mayhem happens before the camp opens. That's right. Because maybe I was getting confused for that because yeah, part six, yeah, anyways. But Reggie's fucking awesome. I don't know how this movie is. It's great. It's like a little girl when he's scared. I liked Reggie. I thought he was good. It was a little douche, but okay. He's got a lot of moxie and I don't understand why that. Well, he doesn't have moxie. He calls Tommy a bitch. He's like, I scared you, bitch. Are you scared? Scared of fake spiders? Scared of fake spiders. Oh, no. He's scared of spiders. He's scared of fake spiders. You're scared of fake spiders on a string. Man, you're a little bitch. And Tommy just turns around, goes to his bag, starts on pack, and he spins around. He's got a monster mask on. In one scared, there's another. That's right. Reggie pees his pants, screams like a girl, like I said. And then Reggie's like, oh, cool, man. What are you, a serial killer? What the fuck? Oh, and shit. I saw you close with a fuck. It's just monster mask. I was hiding out of your closet and seeing where you hid your porn and you just have knives. I thought you were crazy. You're actually kind of cool. And like, Tommy's like, hey, you hear, he's like, fuck, no, I'm not here. I'm visiting my gramps. I'm crazy. Am I the fuck? I did. This is a problem in the African American community. They don't want to get sick mental health issues. They think to make them, they're crazy. I'm glad they're touching on this important issue that it's okay. If you're an African American and you're having mental health issues, you can seek help. You don't have to do it alone. You're saying Reggie actually is a patient and he just, it's not aware. More than likely. More than likely. No, no, he's not. He's not. He's denying. He should be a patient because he's reckless for fuck's sake. Yeah. It's in his name. His name is reckless. After all. He's like, no, no, no. I'm here with my gramps who cooks for you crazy motherfuckers. Yeah. I'm just here because of gramps. I think it was a two-for-one deal where gramps like, yeah, that sounds like a sweet deal. I get to be around my grandson. Make sure he, you know, is okay. This is just adorable. I fucking, Jake, this Friday the 13th movie gave me everything. A beautiful relationship between a man and a flatonic relationship. Damn it. I see you. Here we go. I see your twinkling eyes. Goddamn it. Please continue. All right. As he's going to further explain that I'm not crazy like you crazy white people, police siren goes off. Like, oh shit. And he's like, I got to go check this out. The fucking police are here again, which again is why, why else would he react to that? He's been living in a place with too much police action because they over police. Yeah. He's a young African-American. Yeah. They all go. Yeah. Go outside and it's all Eddie and Tina bringing up to their fucking in the woods again. Yeah. Too horny little. I can't blame Eddie. Tina's hot. I mean, even when they were pulling them out of the back of the cop car, he had a thumb up her ass. Like groping. They are not bashful about it. And old sheriff Tucker, I think, was his name. You feeling okay? Yeah. You sure? Yeah. What's that about? Pretty sure. He's just a former playboy, playmate, and you didn't. I did not know that. You did not know that. I have the thing here. According to my research on IMDB, that's the only research I do, she took some shots for it, but did not. Okay. Okay. Why I am up on it. You know, I have the issue. If it exists, I would have the issue. Did I tell you that I ended up buying an issue that had June knockers from Alaboo Express in it? No, I did not. Yeah. It's June knockers. It's like $3 on eBay. All right. Cool. Yeah. That fits in with my collection. Knockers with an H. Everybody. It's with an H. That's the joke. I know. Thank you. What the fuck? Yeah. I love it. So, yeah. Apparently Tina is an infomaniac. That's why she's at this hospital and he's just a creep. No. Okay. He doesn't actually have an issue. He just can't stop fucking Tina. He's just like, "Oh, I'm sure she wants it. I'm gonna give it." Okay. Yeah. This is the perfect place to stop and just meditate on this fact. Have we talked about this yet? Do any of these people, aside from Tommy, I know, I know, do any of these people have a reason to be here? Well, one is a stutter. It's a bear. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I think they should have, they could have took it one kill scene out and this had one scene where they're like in group therapy, where we kind of learn about these people. Yeah. Hey, you could have worked that into the, like you said, Tina was a nympho. You could have had her have a scene where she's like, you know, getting felt up and a nipple pops out or something. In the middle of the discussion, sir. You could have done something and it would have been good. A lot of these kids feel like, um, women back in the day, how they could be committed for, oh, I don't know, wanting to vote. Yeah. She's simply gone crazy and put her in the sanatorium. Hysteria. A couple. I'm sure a couple of them. I mean, if I was obviously a cutter, she's a goth girl. So we just know, like that's her. That's why she's always wearing really baggy clothes. Yeah. She does. Yeah. But, uh, yeah. And, uh, um, Jacob said Jacob is a starter. Yep. Jake has a starter. There's. Robin's ginger, you know. Yeah. Robin. Yeah. Robin's is, she's not a hot female ginger. Yeah. She drew the short end of the stick. Yeah. Joey is a 12 year old caught in a 50 year old man's body. Yep. He's even got the fucking chain. Yeah. He likes the cross chain that he wore. Yeah. He's mentally disabled. And Vic has anger issues. Yeah. Vic makes sense there. He needs to be there. Yeah. He needs to be in a place where there are no rules and you can come and go as you please. Yeah. Well, they thought all the discipline would help him. Murray, you should tell us because that is you. Yeah. By the way. Yes. I know. It's griff instead of Vic, but Murray. Yes. We get to help. It's not just griff in this movie. Murray is also in it. That's why this is one of my favorite movies. And I watched this like last year. And then of course, Mike Demon, we'll get to it later. It was my favorite character in the movie. Yeah. Absolutely demon. I'll take that. When I watched this movie like a year ago, I text Murray as like, I'm in this movie. You're in this movie. We're in this movie. Because it's us. Yeah. Well, we'll get to that. But right now we're talking about Eddie and Tina. They're just fucking in the woods and they got picked up by the 80s where we had a lot of Karens who don't like that. And the police show up, they're talking to Matt. Matt comes out with this fucking mocks and he's like, come on. I just perfected my goddamn big trouble, a little China look. What do you want? He's got the feathered hair and everything. Matt's hair. Not that good. I don't think. No. No. But here's our sheriff. I don't remember his name. I probably just want to hear him. Sheriff Tucker. I believe. I believe. Sheriff Tucker. And you know what? These kids, I know. Look at a fuck. I know how kids are. Sometimes I peep on them. No. Smoke stack. Knockers with it. Hubes. God. And H stands for Hooters. Um, I'm just glad that Ethel didn't catch wind of this. And everyone gives a big hearty laugh and then you hear a motorcycle in the background. Yep. I'm cute. You hear shitty little dirt bike. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Now, I probably know how you feel about Ethel. Oh yeah. How do you feel about Ethel's interests? Love Ethel, love Ethel. She... Straight out of a cartoon. She cracked me up. Just her... If you guys don't watch the movies, you need to watch at least the first 20 minutes of this so you can get Ethel's diet drive here because I was legitimately laughing out loud. It was so much fun. Ethel and her soft arts on Junior with a rotten teeth drive up on... She's riding bitch on the back with him. Yep. They're both filthy. Yup. These filthy hillbillies have... Who are you to judge? You filthy disgusting hillbillies. They remind me of a certain cult that's relevant today. Murray, I will just tell you an anecdote that's not at all related to what I'm trying to say here. I was driving to the end of a hallstead at nine mile here and I turned to my left. No man's land as we call it. Yes, exactly. And my neighbor is a fan of a certain somebody and he has a nice little sign out on his front lawn that said, "Make cats safe again." Oh my god. Such low hanging fruit, man. I don't get that crowd. I don't. But they're not funny. They just want it so bad. They want it. I saw a sign that said, "This is true. Presidents come and go Wu Tang is forever." Yep. That's what I think we all should. I like the signs I've been seeing. Like, most liberals are out here not hanging their hair as signs. They're hanging fun signs like that. Let's fucking go with dogs, you know, shit like that. Cartoon dogs, you know, I'm even willing to accept that over another fucking time. Hear me out. Oh my god. No. All right. I said, your sign just says, "Hear me out." Yeah. If Haitians come for blowing, I'm bringing more in. All right. Wait. Haitians are blueies. Haitians. Oh, okay. So what I'm trying to say is Athol might be. She's a proto-caron. She's a proto-caron. I think she's further than Karen. If we gave her the name, we'd be saying Athol's now. Yeah. But it's Karen. I think she was better than the fucking Leatherface family last week. So she is just like, "You need to close down this loony bin." I won't have these goddamn international objects in my fucking neighborhood. Guys, IMDB has this whole scene in the quotes. Tonight. We should have prepared this. We don't do that. Yeah. But, but I'm just going to read, Athol, I fucking, I'm reading it. Read it. Sheriff Tucker. Morning, Athol. Why don't you look lovely today? Horseshit. Now, Sheriff, you better hear me and hear me good. I'm on this loony bin closed down. You hear me fella? Now, these kids ain't nothing but trouble. They don't respect others property and they're all crazy. Junior says, "You tell them my ha ha ha." Now, Athol, these kids weren't doing doing doing doing. Do you think I don't know what those two perverts were doing in my yard? Say it like you mean it, Ma. What do you shut the fuck up the kids left for a minute? Now, I want to tell you, you mark my words. The next little bastard that comes near my farm, I'm going to blow your fucking brains out. You hear me? This is where the sheriff approaches Athol. Don't come near me, Sheriff. I'm mourning it. I got to buy mine me. I swear to you. You make one move toward me and I'm going to blow us all up. Start the engines Junior. Time she gets on the motorbike, says, "That's it. My final words." Then shoots them all the bird as they drive off. Oh, you guys all talk about Tony Collette needing an Oscar for her editor? No. Whoever this actress needs an Oscar for playing Athol and Friday the 13th, the new beginning. Damn it. Who is Tony Collette? The mom. Oh, she was the mom. She did a good job. Yeah, she did. She's wearing a wig that she brought to the movie. Oh, she did. And then they stole it from her. No, no, no, no. Staring it was their property. It's the wig she wore in Sharky's Machine. Oh, that's it. Starring Bird Reynolds. Oh, and a movie we did go check it out. And I gifted you the laziness or the vinyl of it. No. Did I not gift that to you? No, you did not. Oh, it's in my collection. I thought I gifted it to you. Oh, no. There are so many things that have happened. I did see a Sharky Machine vinyl at 2nd of Charles. For $3. No, it's way too much. It was like 8 bucks. Yeah. Oh. So, yeah, white trash is so about property and like, don't you get in my property? Love property. Oh, yeah, no, it's their thing about property. Yeah. Like bitch, you're like, and then have the time they're not even right about the property. They're not going to own the property, like renting the place. There's so many stories of people that are like, get off my land and then you do a survey, turns out they're like 20 feet on their neighbor's land. Right. Sheriff Tucker goes up to Matt. After Ethel has early. Yeah, he's like, pretty sweet moccasins. By the way, that crazy boy Tommy. How's he doing? He's like, just got here like an hour ago. I don't like him. He hasn't murdered anyone. Yeah. Right. Alright, we... Yet. Yet. Alright, now let me get me apparently. Can you book up these moccasins real quick? I want you guys to see them. Here's one way where me and Vic differ, Griff. Oh, I love it here. Murray's already trying to put it- By the way, I was excited because this movie is a mini Return of the Living Dead reunion. Because Vic/Murray played by the guy, I don't remember his actor's name, but he's played one of my favorite characters, two favorite characters from Return of the Living Dead are in this movie. Number one, Suicide, who was the only one who had any balls in that movie and got his brains eaten for it by the Tar Man. Okay. He's Vic. He's a demon played by... I don't remember. You remember his character in Return of the Living Dead? Spider. Spider. Great names. Great. But yeah, he's- No, I'm hawks. Here's the thing. He's chopping what, like... He's not chopping what properly. If you're chopping firewood, you shop with the grain, you don't shop against the grain. He's chopping to get some anger out. He's not chopping. No. People warm. Exactly. But that's the difference. I would chop it properly. To 50-year-old, but sure, fine wine, Tim Murray right now. We're not talking to 20-year-old Murray, who's looking at these brats, who are looking at him without a shirt with just a fucking cough on the goddamn upper arm. No, he hasn't. Taint-top. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Muscle shirt is a college 80s. Muscle shirt. And he flexed at a motherfucker chopping this goddamn wood like a maniac. His own work for himself. Like, because he knows he's not getting any help from Matt. Matt's obsessed with his moccasins. We all know you. He's not a guy that benefits from a Kumbaya love circle. No. He's getting his anger out. That's another thing common with me. What do you think you had in common with a council map? What do you think him and Matt connected on? Nothing. Nothing. Not damn it. You don't think they had a single thing? No. No. Council map seems like the type of guy that'll go into Vic's room, spin a chair around, sit in it backwards and be like, "Hey, man, let's rap." Oh. Let's talk. Let's just hash it out. Let's have a sash. So I feel like Matt is kind of the blame here. Because Matt took in the wrong... He's totally negligent. He was feeling too confident in his ability to reach the kids. And he fucked up. He's like, "He's..." Exactly, Murray. And so you're seeing this. You're seeing this. You're looking at Matt, you're like moccasins. No, you're not Kurt Russell. No, you know. As much as I love Kurt Russell and I love Jack Borden, you know. I went on a fucking 50-minute diadrive about those moccasins on our big trouble of China episode. Oh, I was just going to ask. No, this episode might... You have done that. I don't listen to it. And, yeah. So, yeah. I would... I would... Mealy, I was looked at... If he came into my room, turned the scene around, sat on it backwards, and I looked down to all those moccasins and I go, "You know, you have nothing in common with me." Look, this is... Oh, boy. This is why you come here. Because you're about to get the context you don't get elsewhere. Whoo. Yeah. I knew it. They're looking at the moccasins. I didn't remember him talking the boots in, but I didn't remember them being moccasins. I thought they were Timbalins. They were like full-on tabby soles and everything. Nice suede. They were flat. There was no choice. Bad for the arches. Bad for the arches. That terrible. But I... Guys. I think I didn't get blood on this. You come here for this reason alone. The reason why that man bought those fucking tabby-ass moccasins was to Jack Borden's way into Little Murray's heart. And he showed up. And Mike, you nailed it. You fucking killed it. He turned that chair around and he said, "I'm just going to go ahead and tie my moccas." And then... Oh, he definitely calls him moccasins. And then, you know what? I had to go out and chop some wood. I was so enraged by that. Exactly what you were out chopping wood this fine after that. You will. You just put the back story behind the scene. Thank you. Okay, man. I know you're angry. You can't listen to that rock and/or roll music. I like the rock and roll. I like the credence. Yeah. And they... What? Have you ever heard of a little song called "Catman Blues" by Bob Seger? I've never heard of this. What is this? That's a little inside baseball. All right. I'm chopping some wood when Joey shows up. Okay. Like I said, it looks like a garbage pail kid. Prots a lot. He does. He does. Fat guy. Dumb guy with a perm. Chocolate, all covering his face. Yeah. Eating a chocolate bar. Stavros before he cleaned himself up. He's probably the illegitimate son of Stavros. That could be it. And so he's going up to Robin, the redhead. And who was it? Was it Violet? Violet. Of course, traditional gender roles, they're doing... When they're constantly doing laundry in this movie. They're still hanging the laundry, I should say. They're hanging the laundry. Hey, Dick. Oh boy. I didn't know they were doing the voice. This is the voice. It's just the voice people. Yeah. Go on. Shut the fire. Chop. Chop. Alright. Goes over to the girls. Hey. You want some help? Want some candy? And they're like... They're like... You can tell everyone hates Joey. They're just like... Is there anything now? No, Joey. We're doing fine. No, no, I can help. And then his chocolate covered hands. Maybe. Don't you see me? We're assuming it's chocolate. I don't know. Because there's a lot of... Also in this movie, not a lot of wiping going on in this movie, which we'll get into. There's a lot of shitting in this movie. You're right. You're right. And we always talk about being an adult means proper poop procedures. You know where you're going to poop. Yeah. Being an adult. And these kids... I can't blame Demon. He's living the van life. Demon. Demon... And he hates him in a lot of... He was the original van life girl. So he just gets his chocolate smeared hands all over the white bed sheets. Because all they're doing is hanging bed sheets too. Because nobody wears... Nobody has clothes. They have monster masks. And they're one outfit. But a guy who changed his sheets could fucking Eddie and Tina are fucking on him constantly. Dude. Everybody's sheets. Eddie and Tina are just spraying their bodily fluids all over every linen in that fucking house. I did hear when I did deep research on this, they used to have a specific man to do the laundry. And yes, it was the guy from that one exterminator movie or whatever who asked about the clean sheets. He used to be here on Pinehurst Globe universe or whatever this is. So he wanders away and goes, he can clearly see Vic is enraged. So what's he got? He's like the magnet. He's like, "Are you going to talk to him now?" And he's just like, "Thicke chocolate bar, I want your fucking chocolate bar." Yeah, he's got to go on to talk about the poetry of Cottonwood. You know, Vic, the thing about Murray, the thing about me is I've always thought that micro machines were pretty cool and it's not fair for you to compare my front griff to the guy from micro machines. He can't do that fast voice. He can't do any voice. We know this. Vic, all I'm trying to say is you chop wood really well. And I would like to chop wood too. What said him off was he told Vic correctly, by the way, you need to cut with the grain when you're chopping firewood. And Vic out, like you said, Vic slash me was going through, was trying to get out some anger proper way and so that's why he wasn't doing it correctly because it wasn't about chopping wood. And notice as soon as he hears that, he starts chopping harder and faster and he is bulging harder. You get to cut to the ladies. They're starting to fucking super vascular. Oh boy. Joey not reading the room. Oh, well, Joey can't read a room. You're doing it wrong. I'm going to leave you to that. I'm going to go with some chocolate. He turns his back on Vic slash me can't contain himself any longer, but this is first of all Vic totally justified in the same, by the way, hacks fucking joined the back and proceeds to chop him into pieces. I saw the form. I saw the form and Murray has helped me chop up some drywall in the past and I said, yep, perfect Murray form and it was interesting because Murray has only shown up to my place two times in work attire because he has helped me with a couple of different things between moving. And he always wears a studded leather armpit, that was the one thing that got right. That's the one thing. When he when he helps me on the basement, it shows the vice up, you know, I work on these fucking guns. I know. You're you're swallowing it just draining it in that jacket right now, but me and Mike now. So the police show up and unjustly arrest Vic slash me. I mean, it's kind of just it's a justifiable arrest. You got to do the time if you do the crime and you put an accent, the guy's back and we learned joy was an orphan. He just he did he was he just wandered into this place, the woods like they didn't. So they're like turns out he's a member of Mensa and he just wanted a friend. He's like a feral cat. There's like take him in, you know, yeah. And so this is where we have seen we meet Roy, the paramedic and his his blonde. He's easy friend like Duke or something, what's the awful Hulk Hogan ripoff guy from the 80s 90s. No, you're talking about that jobber from NWA Randy Hogan. No, I can't remember his fucking name Dan, Dan Spivey, Dan Spivey, this is fucking Dan Spivey here. He's fucking got the thinned out blonde hair. He thinks he's cool. He's like cracking jokes about the fucking dead, because we got like a she a bloody sheet over Joey's body. Right. I don't know how the girls are going to get the blood out of those sheets, but they pull it off. He literally has like a severed arm laying on his fucking body like he's just pieces and like fucking you say to me was Duke, he's like fucking pussy this is great, man. Roy looking all distraught. Yeah, right check this shit out, rolls back this sheet for all the kids who are horrified to see a guy. The fucking arm is laying on top of the body, everything, you see some gnarly back prosthetics with all the hack marks. Right. Choco look. He's like Roy, get your gloves on for digging in and Roy's just like who zoom in on Roy. He looks furtively to the side and then back again. I wonder what's going on that Roy character. Yeah, seems a little. This is what we are talking about when you watch this the second time the zoom in. Yeah, so be a cross you're like, okay. And this is where God, I thought he was just the struck because he was a half eating candy bar. There is blood on it. Usually we're used to Friday the 13th movie just having like the camper like the teens come into town and they're like having fun like we're gonna get so much beer. It's like, you know, getting ready for an up north trip as our Michiganders like to say. This movie over introduces so many different elements. We need to kill every eight minutes you see a throw cannon fodder in there. Yeah. And characters. This is this is probably my favorite introduction to a Friday 13th movie. Pete and Vinnie for the losers. The first 20 minutes of this movie is fantastic. Oh yeah. I love it. It does not get you bored like the first hour and 28 minutes of this movie is fantastic. Yeah. Hard to grade. Hard to. It's an hour 32 minutes. So this is where we meet the characters Pete and Vinnie the cruisers where their car is broken down. We established this in New Jersey. Yeah. They're going to New York to hang out the ramrod, you know. Oh yeah. That killer finally got caught. So they're like we can safely go. It's cop night. We got our leather cop hats. We're ready to party. Got our bandanas. I love the banter of this. This is a hard cut to people by the way because these are characters who are not gonna exist much longer. Yeah. Yep. I love this little vignette. That's what I want to call it. Yeah. They're fun. It's like two dudes, you always say punks are just kids from the suburbs. Right. And these kids are clearly from the suburbs. They stole dad's leather jacket from back when he was cool. He was in a leather gang. When he was cruising there's probably some cum stains on those jackets. Yeah. You're right. And so they got their bandanas. They don't know what it means because they didn't have Wikipedia back then. Right. They didn't research it. They didn't for a fucking eye opener. They are going to learn that lesson hard and fast at the Ramrod. They don't even get a chance to learn that lesson because they learned another lesson about roads in the woods. Murray, I got. Unless you're the pope, don't shit in the woods. We talked about this movie and being very poop centric. Yeah. Be aware of where you're pooping at all times. Right. You don't leave the house. If you go to the Ramrod especially, Murray, you make sure you're clean. You're the one who. You want to embarrass yourself. You're the one who's always telling me during our fashion weeks because yes, we do fashion weeks on the show. We're that sophisticated, strong, chiseled men who talk about fashion. Yeah, that's us. Yeah. We're like the modern Miami voice. Yeah. And so we've talked about it during fashion week, take one article clothing off. Right. Does that work with poops? Leave the poop at the door like, you know, shit before you leave. Oh, yeah. You always shit before you leave. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Don't even eat that day. You're going to the Ramrod. There's fisting happening. You don't want to leave the mess. You've got to plan your diet around your afternoon activities. Exactly. Like, if I know I'm going to the theater to see a movie, my water drinking stops two hours before. Exactly. You really got to fucking understand these things. You don't want to understand these things. Right. Especially because these movies are three hours long now it is. Jesus Christ, I saw that every Aster movie. The last one with Joaquin Phoenix. Bo is afraid. I haven't seen that one. It's like a 3/15. I mean, I thought it was a fine movie, but it's just like, what are we doing here? Back in the day, we'd have intermissions. Bring that back. Yeah. Well, when we go to the Redford, you're like, why are we having an intermission? Well, we're watching a 90 minute movie for fuck's sake. It's true. So, yeah. So... Hold that car. Vinny's working on the car. Pete's like, I got to take a dump. Well, you clearly see the class structure here too. Because Vinny, who's working on the car? Vinny's working on the car. Wait. There's... Pete is going to take a shoot. Oh, it's Vic. And then there's Vinny. Yeah. Okay. I was getting... So Vinny's got to work on the car. And Vinny, of course, has got to be in a lower class, dude. Yeah. He's got to be the guy without a dad. His mom and dad are out doing drugs or something. But then Pete, he's like, I bought my dad's old car. Right. It's all fucked up. But he's classier. So he's like, you will fix the car. You piece of shit. He's just mocking his friend the whole time. Speaking of shit. I got to go take one. I'm going to go pinch a loaf out in the woods here, dog. So it goes out to the woods, gets ready to squat, and then we get... I checked. It was taking it. And it's exactly. We get a jump scare, a rabbit jumps out. Because we didn't know what's going to happen. We've seen these movies before. He's going to get killed. I was expecting some teams to be out fucking in there, or... He found some wits born and had a delightful shit. Well, you got to wipe somehow. Right. I did not see him bringing a teepee with him out out there. Well, this is teepee. He used his bandana. Because he needed to let them know what he's into. Oh. Thank God. So wait. So wait. Pete actually has been to the ramrod before. Of course. He was talking to Vinny about it. That's right. So he was telling him like, dude, you don't know what kind of nut you're in for. Right. And he'd been the ramrod once. And he's one of those guys like, let me teach you about how it goes, Vinny. Oh. Like he's been there a million times. Oh? Like the white kid that goes to one concert in downtown Detroit. And then the next time I'd be like, don't worry, I know all the tips. Man. I went on a trip from Hamtramack to Belle Isle Thursday morning, and I was like, I've never seen any of these roads in my life. And I've lived here for all of my 37 years. It's insane. Back at the car, Vinny is like, all right, I think I got it fixed. We see a hand, light a flare, you know, that hand is Jason's hand. Do you know that hand was that I mean, I could take an educated guess. I mean, I took it like Jason's and where do you get cause in the second one, he's full on hillbill. He had the coveralls. Where did he get the what these guys could work? Sure. It sounded like Mike, he's got the workshirt and the fucking great Dickies. No idea where he got him. Probably took him off someone he killed, I assume. That's a good point. I love how that happens in movies. Everyone finds somebody great seen in the borrower when he takes the nurse or the female cop's outfit. Sorry, we're inside baseball now. So he lights up the flare, runs up to, walks up and Jason never runs. Yeah. Shoves that flare in fucking Vinny's mouth. You want to fucking suck on something. He didn't say that by staking that. He was going to go to the ramrod. He got the ramrod. He sure did. Oh fuck, this is good metaphors. This is what Friday 13 is all about people. Pete returned. Hey, I found wood spawn. It's everywhere people. Yeah. He got his go where to look. No, come on. And he's just like, this is good luck. I'm still trying. For a ramrod, you find wood spawn. You know some good shit's going to happen now. Gets in the car. He's like, what's he's like? He's doing sing a little ditty. There's less singing in this movie. Yeah. He's saying, I forget the lyrics. You motherfucker. You motherfucker. Scott, this goddamn car key to fucking run and why he's in it. Fuck. Alright. Hey, what? Calm down. You have a walk in Millie. It's okay. She's cool. She's just going to go back into the bedroom. I really channeled Pete there for a minute. I hope that was Pete. It was. It was pretty accurate. I'm sorry. I know it. I don't want you guys to see actor Griff ever. It's intimidating. It was that singing. That finds you like motion where he hits the steering wheel, starts the car. We didn't even talk about this. These two kids, they're like, it's safe to go out now because clearly, like the killer has been caught or whatever. And they said, and they're like, yeah, it was one of those fucking soft hard hours as we call them around here. Soft hard says some people call them. I don't care what the fuck happens to them. They need to get out of our fucking neighborhood. So even the suburban young white kids are like, get them out of here. Shocking. Shocking. Starts up that car. The Noah's. Not the good Noah's. The bad Noah's. Getting ready to bail on Vinnie, apparently, but he doesn't have time to do that. Yeah. Because Jason's in the back seat. Yeah. Cuts his throat with that machete. Alright, we got her killed. Cut back to Tommy. He's in his room. He's having some serious PTSD, PTSD, PTSD flashbacks about that kill he did on Jay sand. He's hearing the fucking the audio from part four. He looks in the mirror. He sees Jason standing behind him. Oh, yeah, he gets off because he's having the fucking trimmers. He's got to take his pills. He's got just a drawer, ocean of pills, not in bottles, by the way, just a drawer. Scoops a handful, shoves it down his gullet. We call that the crazy kid cocktail. The crazy kid cocktail, did you notice which pills, what color the pills were though? I did not. They're red pills. Guys, details, always details. Which pill did he take? No, Murray. What is it again? Red pill is to take the journey. That's when you learn the truth. What is he trying to hide himself from though? The truth. So he takes the blue pill. So you know, these, these idiot red pillars would be like this kid's just hiding from the fucking truth, but it works downstairs. Gramps got breakfast. He's got those omelets. He's got the French toast, and Reggie's coming up to him. He's like, Dad. Oh, Grandpa, I'm cramps. I can't believe it. Demon called me. He's going to be in town tonight. Can you take me to go see him? Oh, my God, my brother, my big brother, demon, demon, demon, and he works like a. So, Grandpa's like, I don't know if he's a good influence on you. His name's demon after all. His name's demon. He's living the van life. He is living the van life, and that, back in the day, that would probably be something that would be like, yeah, that's pretty fucking cool. Oh, yeah. That's shit that me and my used to get up to, you know, so he's probably like, demon might not be that bad. At the same time, he's a bad influence. You know, he's a crazy teenager. How old is demon? Everyone's fucking 30 in this movie, so I don't know except for fucking Reggie. He's the one child in this movie. Yeah. He's probably 16. So, Grandpa actually kind of shuts him down. I don't know. We'll see. And you see fucking Reg, Hoffman and Puffett, and Graham calls him back over. And you see, guys, this is what I've tried to say, the platonic love. Between a grown man and a small boy that Griffin loves so much. That was a great different strokes episode, the bicycle shop episode. Dudley got molested. No, his grandpa calls him over to hug him and kiss him on the head. And then we hear from Jake, there's one extra place. That was show he's plays. He yells at Violet. Yeah, he goes in hard on Violet unjustifiably. You did the dumb slot. I wish I could say you don't set up plate for a dead person. Even Reggie joins in on here because Reggie is reckless after all. And he's just like, yeah, bitch, don't you know the fucking dead do not improve. Then you see a big old moccasin come into the fucking frame. Guys, can we all mellow out? He turns a chair on backwards. It's down. He always has a chair there. Yeah. And then he balances it on one of the four legs and our, you know, spins it like it's some kind of fucking art project and then puts a leg on it. He has like a peace sign tattoo on his bicep and he makes sure that that's always like propped up front and we go this mic. Yeah, we have to we have to remind our behind it. I'll tell you about it someday. We have to remind our old audience who knows this fact already. But you know, people didn't use that tattoos back down. You were pretty hard if he had a tattoo back down. Even Vic slash Murray did not have a tattoo and he was a hard motherfucker. Yeah. Now he's so hard. He didn't need a tattoo. All these hard ass motherfuckers who were like, I got a tattoo and I was 18 back in like 1939 have to see like kids like me run around like I got a tattoo with Pokemon fun facts. I'm I wouldn't say I'm heavily tattooed. I'm moderately tattooed. If you're moderate to heavy tattooed, Tim actually tried to get tattooed. But every time he goes, the needle breaks. It's like he's got damn super man. I gave up after a while. I forget what he was trying to get. Was it just one of our one of our sayings, one of our infamous sayings. Yeah, that's right. A lot of real estate on these ropes. Well, yeah, same. So, uh, he's like everybody. Let's mellow out. This is chill. He's like some of a joint one. Take a hit. That's how cool he's. He's a cool adult and smokes weed. Yeah, he passes it to Robin and Violet. They take it turns out it's just a Regano. It's just a Regano. Little tobacco in there because tobacco never hurt anybody. Violet Violet. She's an idiot. But she's trying. Okay. He just throws the fucking plate on the ground breaks it. Everybody has a laugh because he puts up a big smile. Tommy walks in in this zombie like statey's Annie's. He's hiding drugs people. And a Tom. Hey, Eddie's not here. You think he could get Eddie for us? He just looks at his feet. Looks around. Does his best Bobby eat impression a bird? You're talking to me? What do we do? I'll go get Eddie. And he turns around. Boo. It's been eight minutes people. Jump scare. It's Eddie wearing one of Tom's monster mess. You do not touch Tom's property. Yeah, we learned that when we got introduced to Reggie the reckless. That's right. Everybody is in an uproar. This is hilarious. We haven't seen scrambled eggs tossed like this. It's prison. Everyone's pointing their finger at Tommy laughing, calling him a hard-hearted. Tom's like he's because Tom he's feeling a little threatened because he's like the cock of the walk in this house. Who else? What's this competition? A little kid and a stutterer. So he's just like and a guy of my cousins. So Eddie, Eddie thinks he's hot shit. So he's like, I'm going to fuck with him. When you go to prison, you fuck with the toughest guy. That's all right. Yep. Show your dominance. And he fucked up. He sure did because Eddie goes to Tommy to try to like, Hey man, lighten up. It's just a rib as he's continuously punching him in the shoulder and not a playful way. No way that like a bully would be like, I'll just joke in. But no, he's, he's given some stiff jabs to Tommy's shoulder. Hey, come on, man, loosen up. Come on. It's just a joke. Why can't you just laugh, man? Come on, come on. It's a good time. This is some of the best, like a little bit of action sequencing. Tommy Death Valley drives him onto a table. Topay death suicito. And this proceeds to pummel the fuck out of Eddie's face. Yeah. The follow up to that was like, this is how you do impressive action people because it fucking works so well. Like every time I've watched this, you know, I'm just like, this is fucking good. And whoa, whoa, whoa. My, my, my me go. Matthew actually goes, he goes back to maybe some days where he used to be fucking cool. Maybe he was going to some of those skinhead concerts where he had to do this on her toy. He fucking grabs Tommy and pins him up to the wall. Chill, my cool, bro. Tommy Chills, cut back to your favorite character. Why don't you marry her? Ethel cutting up a chick. Jesus butchering chicken. She's got the right knife for the job. Fucking. I forget software hard. What's your, what is, what's the designation? I can't remember either. I thought Mike knew this better than us. I was going with the hard-tarded and then you started bringing the softars and hard hours and rules. I know people can we just go back to speaking of what's up again? I think it's just be hard are and hard-tarded. Okay. Hard-tarded. That way there's no confusion. Eating like some gruels and fucking Wheaties. I don't know what he's slapping all over himself. Cold Campbell soup. Was it for the scene? Yes. You know, again, to bring a Bobby even. That's how they used to vomit an old-style wrestling and Jim always tells a story that Bobby had no fucking, what, what, gag reflex or whatever. Like he couldn't handle that kind of thing. And I couldn't either. If you told me to put a cold ravioli in my mouth right now, I would vomit. Okay. I would cry. I'd be like, no, I don't want you to do it. I don't want to do it. I want to do it for the pod. I hate everybody. Speaking of someone who hates everybody, Ethel is getting on her rage. She's raging against the chicken. She's like, they'll fucking loonies over there. Motherfucker. I'm fucking in my yard. Got motherfucker. Keep eating your cold chicken soup. You dildo. She called him a dildo. She does. And that's what Ethel's great. She is. Apparently they're chicken farmers. Yes, of course. Well, they are the original, uh, uh, Brisco Brothers. Yeah, she's like, is that the coyote out here out there? Junior, you go get that coyote. And this is where we're moving my food mode. This is where they really start diving into the Scooby-Doo red herrings of the town. Just like a poor man's Randy Quaid. Yes, 100,000% from vacation movies. Yeah. So she goes to the door with her fucking double barrel old school shotgun and everything. And there's just this homeless man tattered ass fucking wife beater on. And I will use that word wife beater because this guy clearly has beaten one, one or two. Howdy ma'am. I'm just a bag of bond traveling these dusty roads. I am a so hungry. I haven't eaten them. Oh, going on near two days. But I believe in earning my food. Is there any chores you have on this beautiful luxurious chicken farm you have that I could do for a meal? Well, let me tell ya, that chicken coop out bags fall with shit. You take that shit out, put it behind the shed and I'll see you about filling up your belly. It would be my pleasure ma'am. And he goes off to clean up the shit. So I'm like, oh my God, that's the murder, obviously. That's the murder. Scooby-Doo. Vagabond. This is Scooby-Doo now. Yeah. Yep. Even before I thought it was kind of Scooby-Doo. This is really Scooby-Doo now. Because that guy, his hair all over the years, his wife beater, wife beater. Come on. Cut to back to the sheriff's the precinct, the department, whatever you want to call it. We gotta have our jaws moment. It's the big holiday weekend. And people are dropping dead. Two teenagers just showed up dead. Oh, right. I forgot about them. Yeah, they're at the scene of the crime, the, the cruising crime. Oh, I, I jump forward. Yeah. And Roy's there. Roy. Sweet, innocent Roy. Did you talk to me sheriff? No. Just go on and buy your business for me. Looks like we got a maniac on the loops here. And he's like, Vix, he's up. He's still in the fucking jail. Who could it be? Who could it be? Roy, zoom in on Roy's face with a worried look on his face. To, to really his mustache. I have no idea. Sheriff. All right. All right. This is where Griff shows up again. He struck out with Pam, but he's got his lady Lana waiting at the old diner. That's right. He's right to pick her and he's, he's a bad ass man. He's got his muscle car. He's fucking doing donuts on the dirt fucking parking lot. This is just what works. I don't know what to tell you. I don't do it out of any kind of fun for myself. It's just this, because people think it's cool. There's nothing though. Yeah, I'm sure you agree with me. Yeah. There's nothing cooler than a guy peeling out. Oh, yeah. You're just like, God, that guy's a bad ass. I dropped whatever I'm holding right then to just like go for it. Um, it's like our buddy, Mr. Mint, rest in peace. His band skid marks. Yeah. And we're not alone because the day after the dream crews, all the Woodward loop that goes on a planet covered in burnout. Yeah. Cool as fuck. I keep it up guys. Whoever does that, you're a bad ass. Well, this is how we know it's clearly me because this diders in the middle of a twin peak set. Yeah, it probably is. Isn't it the twin peaks? It could have been the double R. Yeah. Uh, and Lana. He said the double R, not the hard R. I said double R. Yeah, it's true. Uh, and so we picks up. Is that another word we shouldn't be using the double? Is the double R another word we should not be using the double R's fine. Yeah. Um, and so Griff shows up, of course, it's done as fucking donuts on a dirt road. Oh, it's dirt. Everything not not paid for New York. We bought the finest cocaine. Oh, only the best. Of course. As our body seal could say has not been stepped on. I'm a little hungry. I'm a like a nice big old luncheon of a Lana. So you got to be a literate there. L and L luncheon Lana. It's not one. She's closing up the, uh, the old diner. She's there all alone. Uh, excuse me. I don't think Lana's here. Who like to talk? She's put on the accent. This isn't me. She's playing a character. Yeah, she's playing a character who would like to talk to her? Oh, just sweet old Griffith Graham. I'll go see if she's available. She goes in. Apparently this diner has one waitress uniform. So they have to leave it at the fucking shop. Yeah, because she goes in to change. Remember, this is when, when slash movies were honest, they like we want to see tits. They're going to give us to hold on. Now. Go ahead. I don't want to step. I need to have a fun fact about these tits. Oh God. No. Oh, because I do. Okay. So I don't have facts. So this scene wasn't even originally in the movie. Interesting. The actress apparently had been watching the movie. All that jazz about Bob Fossey. Of course. And there's plenty of scenes where he's looking in a mirror and he goes, it's show time. And so she went to the director and said, what if I do this thing where I say it's show time and then pull out my boobs and being an exploitation porn director? He's like, love it. Let's do it. I like it. I liked it. He lets his actors experiment. Yeah. I like that. She said, I want to do this scene too. You know, guys, she knows the deal. She doesn't have a generation who don't like any kind of nudity in their movies whatsoever. Some people do like getting naked for a movie. Yeah. Some people are proud of their good set of books. I said a million times there were women who had spectacular boobs and they, that was her job. Boob double. We don't have that anymore. We were out of work now, people. They're on the bread line because you don't want to see their luscious tatas. Yeah. You'll probably go to your Portland strip clubs and acknowledge these women and everything. But this is just a man who has only fans because of this. Yeah. And we all love the only fans, girls who are doing well when they're not being exploited because that's apparently a thing to listen. Merman productions needs to do a Sarah McLachlan, a SPC, a commercial for boob doubles. Oh, man. That's a good idea. That's a really fucking idea. We got to start doing some research on boob doubles now. Goddamn it. Oh, can you help us with this? So she gets, she shows her tatas gets into her clothes showtime. Meanwhile, what the griff? Yes. Got the latest easy top jam, tush, tush, putting in the tape deck. I'm waiting for my little lady to come out. So I'm beating bopping and I'm getting a little, you know, excited. I'm like, you know, what's going to wrap this night up a little bit? I got to get my old friend powder, little boogie sugar, a little bit of that body of marching powder. Oh, oh, gonna go down the slopes. Gonna go to a park. Gonna let it rain. Gonna snort some coke. And it's Norton. He does. And as he's like, Lana, is that you? Looks out the window. Good job. Acts to the bald spot. That's right. The bald spot. See confidence. You know, guys, this is not a 10 on the scale. Lana. Good look, a woman. Confidence. Speaking of Lana, she's all as she's in. She's out of her work clothes. She's ready to party. Yup. She's got, she's got her partying outfit on. She's coming outside and we like you said eight minutes is the fucking timer here. We got tits. We got a kill. We got a jump scare. We got another jump scare here because a cat lunges at fuck it. A cat just happens to be in the diner. It's like those fucking like, seem like every cool record store would have the cats that fucking wanders around. Which makes sense. Cats in a restaurant? No, not at all. Well, she even is shocked by it. Like it's some kind of like straight cat got into the fucking diner. She knew the cat and she was like, get outside. But also people just think that house cat should be outside. They shouldn't. They shouldn't. They murder things. Keep them. That's what they're doing. That's their nature. It is their nature. They shouldn't be outside fucking killing birds and shit. I don't need the fucking fucking catch it. I don't want it in my house. Go outside for that. Anyway, so she's ready. She walks out, gets in the car, but there's no griff. But there is some of that sweet, sweet booger sugar all over the floor of the driver's seat. She's getting in there just to hear the last fucking minute and a half and push. She's just like, what is this song? It's blowing my mind. I'm so fucking horny. She pops down the mirror and she goes, I look good. I need to be fucked to this song right now. Where are you? This is no longer fun. Oh wait. There's Coke on the floor. You're gonna lose a lot of money this way. Pulls out her credit card. She's scooping it up in that shag carpet. He's got on the fucking that's you try to get coke out of a shag carpet. I know it's impossible. You got to have strong nostrils or fucking tongue neckings. She does a little as her friend Yadrok Shawn with a little gummy. I hope you're well. I got a little bit of that sniff. Look at the driver's door is open and that you see some feet standing in a pool of blood. Yeah, that's not the way you want to see feet. I don't think even foot fetishes want to see feet that way in a pool of blood. I hope not. And she looks up and there's some waiter out there that does. She goes. Oh my God. It's a killer. She apparently so high she can't figure out how to open a fucking car door because the door I mean we got to have that struggle. But still she's like pawn at that and then she gets it open gets out. Ex to the gut. Yeah. Ex to the gut. Not the not the brutal. Brutal. All right. Next morning we got Tom just waking up in his room. He's looking out the window. He's already took the blue. The blue bill that is and he's just watching the chickens. I told you guys there's a free range chicken farm here. He's watching Eddie and Tina get their morning flock. Oh yeah. They're playing grab ass like a couple of chickens out back. You know they're just fucking he and Hawn at each other and Jason just another sighting of Jason. Now Jason the guy that played Jason and when the mask was on and the killer was the stunt coordinator Dick Warlock who played Michael Myers in Halloween too. No shit. Yep. That's actually my porno name Dick Warlock. Got the video ring on that boat. The guy. So he was the stunt coordinator. Tom Morgan was the actor playing Jason in this one and Dick Warlock was up in the room where Tommy was looking down at Jason and he actually moaned Tom Morgan to try and get him to laugh. That's good during this scene. So there's a little fun fact for you. I don't listen to any behind the scenes. Do people have fun on movie sets anymore? I don't know. It feels like it doesn't seem like people talk about that way. The last time I heard any kind of heat on a movie set was Fury Road because Charlie Sarah and Tom Hardy had such a hard time together which makes sense. Those two are going to be married in the next five years. Big arguments. We cut back to the sheriff's department of the mayor is like oh my god it's the big weekend. It's the Labor Day weekend. We're having all these tourists come into our poet on town. What are you going to do about this killer? Do you even have a fucking potential prospects yet? Is that what they call them? That's not what suspects. Well, I know who it is. Is Jason. I use the art of deduction. Are you fucking stupid? Jason's dead. Can we pin this on Haitians? What can we do? As long as I don't get into any work, sure. I'm sticking with Jason, but you want to go out and kill a couple of dogs and say it's the Haitians. That's all good with me. He runs out and off. To kill a couple of dogs. Bag of pine hearst. Eddie is, who the fuck is Eddie again? Oh, he's a horny teen. He's like, babe! This should be locked up. When teen is not fucking, what is she doing? She's hanging sheets. Well, the women are eggy sheets constantly. When America was great. He's like, hey, I'm feeling a bit of that prostrate cancer coming on. I got a load or I'm going to die. Friends, we learned about this last week. You already listened to the episode, but let's remind you, we had a character Barry and he needed to get his finger butt hold. His finger. Oh, no, his finger butt hold. His dad was a doctor, car, dealership owner, lawyer. Dairy Queen operator. Dairy Queen operator. Lizard inventor. Yep. So he knows all about the prostrate cancer. Yeah. And she's like, oh, well, okay, I don't want you to die cancer. You want me to fuck you right now? That's the idea. There was a good pun on fuck you. I forget what it was. She says, fuck you. He goes, yeah. Oh, yep, there it is. That's teenage Heath. Oh, that makes sense. He had the most 80s look. I don't know what was going on. He's sleeveless flannel. Oh, he's short sleeve shirt with the short sleeve cuffed. Okay. Yeah, fuck is that a talk into blue jeans? That's only acceptable. If you are living in the 1950s and you have a pack of cigarettes that you need to roll up. What about Bruce Springsteen? I mean, Bruce Springsteen not alone. Did it just? He covered it by singing song from Greece. Well, then I won't. He didn't just do that though. He also put a handkerchief in his pocket telling us all what he's into. Yeah, red, white and blue. I want to fuck him. I'm going to say right now. I don't know. This is the hottest take of all. That's what I want to hear. I don't care for Bruce Springsteen. Whoa, I don't like the boss. He's the boss of me. He ain't the boss of me. You are not welcome in New Jersey. From what I hear. I'm not losing sleep over that. Wow, you heard of here people. I thought there was nobody who hated Bruce Springsteen. Apparently there's one person. And we've got one teen who needs to get fucked now before he gets anal cancer. His name's Eddie. All right. So they run off to their spot in the woods right next to that chicken farm with Ethel's chicken farm. They take out the sheet. You could still see the blood stains all over them. Joey's DNA is everywhere. You know it's Joey's sheet because there's blood on it or chocolate out of it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, first we got to mellow out a little. Spark up that joint. We got we got any reason to see these kids die. She's having that devil's lettuce. Tina is ready to take our top off. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, come on. I got us at the moment first. Just fucking calm down. We got to smoke a J for now. We get a nice POV. We're like, Oh my God. It's fucking Jason. Whenever there's some teens fucking smoking weed, this is fucking fuck weed sense tingles and he's off. This is this is the antagonist who sleeps whole discography right here. Jason. So fucking eighties monster. This is where we get those bodacious tatas of Deborah Vordies. Great groups, great, great natural. Yes. Guest jeans. Great body period. She's a great body. She gets totally in the nude. Apparently I'm going by MDB. There was a three minute fuck scene. There was and I feel rip vinegar syndrome. When are you going to come out with the totally overpriced final cut? So the director was quoted as saying, I damn near shot a fucking porno in those woods and they made me cut it. Oh, I thought you're going to say it exists and I have it. No, no, it doesn't exist. I'm willing to bet it doesn't exist because paramount notoriously burned like all excess footage because they did not see the coming DVDs. They didn't they were like, why would we ever need this footage that was never used? That's why Friday the thirteenth part seven apparently when shot was gory as fuck just like blood everywhere and the MPAA made him cut it and that shit was all destroyed according to the director John Carl Buechler who infamously repeatedly says paramount and the MPAA raped my movie. Oh, but there's a method to this porno director's madness. His pot was if maybe if I put so much fucking into it, I can get some of that gore through. Yeah, but it did not happen. No, but there's a kill scene coming up right after this that apparently was so gory that he was able to use that as a partnership like, okay, I'll cut some of this back, but you got to give me these boobs back. Nice. And we're all thankful for it. Fuck you paramount. So is there going to town? We see that that POV shot is not Jason's POV. It's the dirty vagabond. Oh, yeah. Yep. He's standing in those woods. Well, I mean, he's got that holy fucking wife, Peter. We still have that kickboxer sound effect. If we do, I have not found it in a while. So I'm sorry. Yes, your face will have to do. He is a jerk and all people. Yeah, he's got a nip exposed. And we know Jason doesn't even like that fucking night. Nothing below the waist. Nope. So he walks right into the machete, gets stabbed and dies. All right. Ed and Tina, they finished shop. She they're both in post nut clarity here. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. He's like, I got to go down the river and wash myself off like I got to get that pussy steak on. I got such swazy vibes from this scene here because he is just in jeans. He's a ripped up teen teenage boy. He's like you, you stay. She's like covered in jizz. He's like you. You're all right. Yeah. He absolutely hosed her down. And he's like, you stay here, babe. Yeah, I'll get you up for the skin. I'll bring you back some leaves or something in a little while. I got to go wash off in the goddamn like the creek, the creek. So he's down there skipping rocks, like doing his cottons and shit, slick in his hair back, conditioning it, making it look fucking fantastic. He's like, man, I fucked that bitch. He's doing poetry lines into the wilderness. The lie just did sex. The leaves are green. My car is clean. Well, he's doing that. Tina's she's having her own blissful moment. She's just looking up at the tree top, just loving the sun breaking through. It's fucking Jason with some garden shears. He probably took him from the dirty vagabond. Probably. Boom, right in her eyes. She he does a slash. Yeah, right in her eyes and then closes them. Yes, noodle. Absolutely. Because my notes were laughs her head off. No, no, it was one worse. Yeah, he face walks her whole different kind of face walking. Speaking of face walking, Eddie's walking back from round two. Good. Nice, by the way, Deborah, where he's a great ass to get a nice shot. That's right. Yep. He's like, babe, ready? Pulls her over. Oh, my God, her eyes are fucking gouged out. He starts backing up and whore. And it just so happens. He backs up into the tree that Jason's hiding behind, whips a belt around, straps his head, it's like puts a fucking stick in so it can yeah. And I'm watching this and I'm like, I don't know Jason. Jason super strong. Jason would not need to use a stick. Something's up. Something's up. Is this Jason? Was the mayor on to something? Tina's too good looking. I know Vicki had the boobs in that one movie. Wait, no, what was her name? Terry Terry. No, Terry, it's small boobs, but they didn't tear it. Oh, she had small boobs. Yeah. No, Tina had the boobs. I think she had probably the best boobs in all series. I'd have to go one. You know, this might be for our friends. There's a there's a solid set and Jason goes to hell. Okay. Hey, next, there's a there's a solid set in the reboot. Oh, yeah. If we ever get to do a trivia night with our friends again, we needed to we need to do the boobs of Friday. That would be tough. I mean, we aced it for our listeners. Oh, no, no, it's not going to be you have to name the boobs. You did. We'll just do our list. I can't remember. What was it? Was it we had a bunch of series of 80s boobs? Yes. And we had to figure out, was that what moving there from? Yeah. By the way, we both aced it, by the way, both teams is what he's trying to say. Yeah. We know our 80s books. That's right. Getting back to this. So yeah, he's like starts he just crushes his head apparently with a fucking belt. Yeah, it's it's good. You hear a good crunch. Yeah. Alright, bag of pine hearse. Matt is like, anybody seen Ed and Tina? Are they fucking again? Fuck it. Reggie, it's nighttime, by the way. Reggie's desperate to go see demon, his brother. Yeah, the guy he looks up to. That's right. Much like you and your brother. Yeah. That's right. Oh, who gives a fuck? They're fucking in the words. I got to see demon. You don't hear one night only. Matt's like, okay, you know what? Here's what's going to happen. Pam, you're taking Reggie to go see your go see demon trailer for her to see. Yeah, I want you to take Tommy with you. Tommy, by the way, he was just standing at the brink of the woods. Just like looking fucking delirious and scary. So I think we're supposed to believe that Tommy is the killer, right? Is this because he's, well, signs are pointing to Tommy because he is quick to attack. Not as quick as Vic, but he's, he's pretty quick. Right. And we know Vicks and jails are named Vic. So they're like, Tommy, you're not doing anything. How about you meet demon? Well, it just be a good thing for you to get out a little bit. Matt, meanwhile, he's got to go out into the woods and look for Ed and Tina. Even though Pam just told him those kids are going to get hungry as hell. They've been out fucking in the woods. All God. They're going to be so dehydrated from all the fucking fluid banging they're doing. Dude. Exactly. These kids are going to need a big meal. I want you on post with the milk with the water with the fucking hogies. They're going to need it all. It's a pretty rough on your stomach after a good fuck session. You want to go that heavy? Murray, when you're like 21 or 22, that's exactly what you need. Meatball sandwiches. That was my after fucking meal. Meatball sandwich. Exactly. Milk and a meatball sandwich. Oh, Mr. G would be proud. All right. We go cut to the edge of a trailer park. And that's the demon's stopping place. Yes. And Reggie, there it is. That's demons fan. I recognize anywhere, the wizard on the van on the side. Yeah. So a demon or a Reggie just jumps out. Knocks on the van. They have a secret knock. Of course they do. Oh, is that crazy? The reckless out there here. Opens up. It's fucking our favorite guy from eternal living dead spider. Yeah. He's demon. He's got the fucking Jerry curl. He's got the fucking leather thriller outfit on looking sweet as shit rings on every finger. Incredible. How can you not? I was looking up to this guy. I'm a fifth year old man. How can you not as a child be like, this is my role model. We're 50 fucking minutes into this movie and it's still just like you guys haven't seen shit yet. Hey, young blood. Care for an enchilada. Enchilada. Yep. And he not only has enchiladas, but he has tacos and sausage and cheese pizza. Right. This is the original food truck. Yeah. He invented the food truck. It was a van. You know, but it's a food truck. He had a futon in there. It's a goddamn demon. Look at those rings on every finger. And then he's like, looks over. She's a hot babe Anita. Oh, that's not the coolest thing about me, brother. Here's the coolest thing about me. This is why I say it is clearly what's his name? Richie Reggie from last dragon goes. He sees that woman. He's just like, you bag, you bagging a bitch. You bagging that bitch. Then he's like, did it just me? Or didn't it look like they totally filmed Anita scenes like totally separately? Yeah. Like they look like they were saying. Yeah, I did. And she was just like, she was like, yeah, where they ever? I don't remember. Besides like when they go to the john here in a minute, it's no, no, they're not even like you could have easily shot that separately. Exactly. I don't think she was ever interesting people. Yeah. And he's like, shit, I got my own bitch. I can wait, bitch. Pam walks in. This is my bitch demon. He's like, I'm teaching you well, brother. I can. Yeah, right in front of his girlfriend and it is like, hey, Pam. Yeah. And he's like, he's like, Pam, careful in enchilada or a taco or sausage and cheese pizza. He's got everything's pulling all this food out of his fucking van. It makes it that much better that they had the props for all of this. So he is actually producing each night of his talking about, you know, and rack of lamb. Again, Pam was just completely obliterated by Reggie. Here's my wife, bitch. And she is just like fucking Reggie. And she goes with it. I like it. She goes along with it because they have some kind of understanding of each other. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And like demons so proud. He's like, you got a white bitch. He's like, brother, you get a ring. That's what we call the jackpot. And he's like, and like Reggie's like, Oh, wow. Nothing's too good for my little brother. Back to Tommy, just staring at him fucking science his trailer part. Yeah. He had sign. That's right. And suddenly you hear the it's junior got his fucking fucking world war one aviator fucking. Oh, Randy Quaid looking motherfucking character straight up men and black. No, the other Will Smith movie Independence Day. Yep. Yeah. And he's like driving around trying to skip. When are people going to learn? You don't fuck with Tommy. Right? Yeah. So he gets up on him. I skin you real good boy. And then he looks up and sees the truck. You wanted them lonely motherfuckers. Oh, I'm going to skin you rob a mama's going to cut you up and make stew out of you. And then fuck speaking of roadhouse fucking Tommy Roundhouse is fucking junior. Yeah, we get a wide shot and clear stunt double. Oh, yeah. And just fucking obliterates junior. Oh, obliterate beating the fuck at it. Pam's like stop her killing him. I was waiting for James Earl Jones to pop up and go, no. And Tommy just runs off into the woods. Pam. Oh, Reggie. We gotta go right now. Tommy's running off everything. How's broken loose? He's like, Oh shit, brother, I gotta go. So we're left with demon. That's all right. And we've all been there. We all love our enchiladas. But the the the sauce, you know, enchilada sauce people. Come on. It gives you the enchilada shit. That's why I gotta prepare. I never have an enchilada for a leave home. I this is why. And this is not a gag. This is not a bit. If I'm not going straight home after eating at a Mexican place for the first time, I won't go. If I know that that like it's safe, then we know you don't want to use the bathroom at that one Mexican place. I don't remember that. Mexican Fiesta. People. The theme of that episode is plan your poo. Yes. When this is a man who has planned his. Yes, because I know. And you know what? He's never shoot his pants, has he? I went. I went to a Los Palapas once. That sounds like a shit. And my boss shit. The food the food was pretty good. But I was not going straight home afterwards. And we went to one of Jeanette's friends houses at the time they were living with their parents still because they just gotten married and they were saving up to buy a house. So we go back to Jeanette's friends parents house. And we're downstairs in the basement playing video games. And I feel a rumble in the jungle. Basically. And I had to run upstairs because I ain't using the bathroom. Dumb and dumber that toilet. I write that toilet. And unfortunately her parents were sitting in the family room right across from that bathroom watching a movie. I come out. They both give me the look and I give them a look. I'm going to flush his mic. Three, two. Dude. Hey, we've all been there. Every human being in this situation. I do sympathize with demon in this instance. I will say, I love that his girl is like that comfortable with these kind of situations where she was had his enchiladas. Yeah, she by rectitol, the first I was him a little bit. He runs to a portachon made out of like fucking, what was it? What do they call it? Corrugated model. Yeah. Corrugated steel. It's it's it's there's clearly says do not write on these walls inside. Fuck you fetter or something was in there. One of them says like Vic was here, according to IMDB. So maybe Vic escaped. Maybe that was a little call back. Like he's still in the mix for the killer. And he gives the most he takes the most orgasmic shit. And yet that's what it feels like sometimes when you really got his shit really bad, no, no better feeling than getting it out. Yeah. Because he's like, Oh, five pounds later, all the muscle strains gone. And like, like you said, Anita being the good girlfriend she is, she sympathetic. She comes out, starts shaking the the outhouse. You're gonna get that bitch. I got I got that bitch. But then being being the sweetheart, she is. She starts seeing this. This is called this is called a doo doo doo. Doo doo doo at. And they're going back and forth. We've all done that. We've all been there with our lady. It's called a doo doo at trademark merman productions. And then it stops. And he's a baby. What? And I need that for the like, he needs to cover the sound. You do hear a faint from outside of the port of John. And then it starts shaking again. And he's like, what you want to sing shook me all night long? I don't know the lyrics of that song. And then he opens the door because he's like, he can't get the door open. He stands up, pulls up those tight ass leather pants without wiping without wiping. Nobody wipes in this movie. And what was it? She probably used up all the fucking toilet paper. Right. That's why you travel. You always have a role to open your car in your van. For these occasions. He's not especially. Yeah, if you're living the Vannebond life. Yeah. Opens it up. By the way, grifters took a big shit while we were talking about this. Well, I'm glad that I got to hear you baby. Yeah, Millie went to the bathroom and started singing. I just got to say, you guys got that completely wrong. The shit that man's taking, he's not feeling good afterwards. Oh, I saw his face. No, no, no, it doesn't feel good during, but afterwards he's gonna be. No, no, no. That's the kind of shit until a lot of shit. When you've been out on the road, small. I'm saying he's not Don like this is like the first part. No, what I'm saying is that man was like, where's Cam crystal? Like, I don't give a shit if there's a murderer in that lake. I need to cleanse this body because I feel awful. Well, yeah, well, yeah, he realized that no, in the moment, he was enjoying it. Yeah. And then he's getting clarity. He's like, Oh my God, there's no toilet paper. The post dump clarity. There's no toilet paper. And I'm wearing skintight leather jeans without underwear. You can't wear underwear. You get to see your your own lines. I've never worn leather pants, but that makes sense. You want a full cockline unless you're wearing like those European briefs that are barely there. Hopefully it wasn't sweating because you can't even get those fuckers. No, no, you want full cockline. If you're going to be going that length, you want full cockline opens the door. We see Anita with her throat slashed or Anita gone too soon. And then he like, you know, he hides in the fucking porta, John. And then a fucking metal rod starts poking through Jason's doing a magic trick all the sudden. Yeah, it's a good shit. I like this. All right. And then he gets skewered right through the chest. That's right. We're cutting back to Pam, Reggie, riving back at the house. All the kids come running out, you know, Jake, Robin, somebody else. Man and George are gone. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. And George aren't here. They haven't come back with George's gramps. Yep. And we actually get to see a quick little cut here of Jake trying to put an armor on Robin, her just shoeing them off. Yeah. And Tina and Eddie, they're having come back to the foreshadow. Back to the foreshadow. So Pam's like, all right, I'll go look for everybody. I'll get in the truck. I'll go look for everybody. Reggie, your child, get up to bed now. So he's being sent to bed. And he's like, I'm fucking white after bitch. Don't you know that I am reckless? I don't go to bed at a reasonable hour. Oh, and junior, we've got a foul junior home. And he is just riding his little motorcycle around the house. I'll just streak in nonsense. Man, I was like, Johnny, shut the fuck up. Get in here and eat my stew. She is preparing us to at like 11. These are meth addicts. And it's basically just water and like three root vegetables. No, she's been cutting up root vegetables. But the interesting thing is she's doing it cold. She's not using any kind of oils. She's not doing any syring. It's literally just a giant pot of water and and root vegetables, flowers. She's using a bunch of flower petals and shit. I didn't even notice that. Yes, I noticed these things. I also love to cook. And so I'm looking at them just like she is just tearing up various effervescent flower petals, throwing them into the pie. But here's the thing. She's not even peeling. She's throwing them in because you want that earthy flavor to. She is crunchy as fuck. We talked about. Oh shit. Her and Matt are formal lovers. That is why there's so much tension between her and Pine Pine Brook because she despises Matt. She gave him the moccasins. Oh shit. And she walked he walked all over. They were hot and heavy until Pam showed up. All of a sudden this this hoity, toity, uh, high class big city bitch comes in. Yeah. And that's what gets kicked to the side with her bathroom manners. Unbelievable. Ethel is. She has no bathroom matters. She she's a shit with the door open. She washes her hands and she's done. Mmm. Must be fine living in the big city where you wash your hands after taking a dump. So Junior's doing his last round house. My horrible. He hurt me to man. The dumb man hurt me. Shut the fuck up, Junior. Finally, Hoxelugi into the big pole, little water. That's just flavor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oysters. Um, and, and then he shuts up. Yeah. Good. I was fucking second here in your bellyache. Next thing you know, through that fucking kitchen window. Just a hand. Well, okay, you're jumping ahead. First of all, am I? Yeah, he gets beheaded. We see it. Yeah. You know, he rides that motorcycle right into, uh, machete. And then she is like just throwing fucking random vegetables in there and then a cleaver comes through the window. Oh, it's a cleaver all that. Gets her in the head. We, she is close up of her hands clutching a tomato. Oh, that's right. She squeezed. Yeah. Yeah. That's all right. And then yeah, that's the end of them. Because it's been eight minutes. Fuck wad. All right. So now Pam's truck stalls, of course, because no, in every horror movie, none of the cars work naturally. And so she's gonna have to continue out on foot. But guys, that was just a quick glimpse. We're going back over to Pinehurst. Jake is finally willing to make his move. Jake and Robin are watching a movie. Yeah. Hey, Robin. How would you feel about me putting my penis in your vagina? I like that you're doing the and you didn't go with pussy. You're with vagina. Well, this is not a vulgar podcast. You're right. To romance a woman. You're right. Take pussy. Is that a romance a woman? Yes. You say exactly what would you say again? I'd like to put my penis in your vagina. Okay, let me write that one. She's grossed in the movie. So she's like, what? What? This is where I am, Robin. Okay. If I'm watching a movie for the first time, keep her hands off my junk. Save that for later. Okay. Don't be making moves on me during the movie. This just turned into a cop in a field episode. Oh, excuse me. We actually didn't. Wait, no, you've seen this movie before. So it is cop in a field. What? Oh, yeah, they can cop a field. I've seen this one before. I've tried capping a field during this viewing them. That was our figure. This was like tippy. You get fucking turned on by watching horror movies like babe, I have to watch a movie first. No, I'm not one of those weirdos that's like, oh, a bunch of people dying. Making my dick. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So she's like, no, every teenage boy is worse nightmare. Where's that gonna happen? She just says no, no, she full line like belly laughs at poor days. This is bad because at first she gives him like Mike saying, I'm engaged in the movie. I'm not interested in you. So she goes, yeah, I like you. No, I really like you. I want to make love to you. And that's when she's like, wait, what are we? Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, finally I was kidding. He gets up with a boner. He's like, fucking bent over walks away. I don't know how many shots it took to do that scene, but that lamp had it coming. I got to tell you that now poor kid. I've had these moments before. I've had shit boners in high school and that's the worst part. Well, you got a shit real bad that you get a boner. I don't know if that happened to anybody else that happened to me in high school. I know I've had plenty of NRBs, but I've never had a shit boner. Oh my God. No reason boners. No reason boners. Just your fucking hormones are aging is the worst is when you got a hard on and you got to piss. If you get morning wood and that's when you got to piss really bad. Yeah, that's why you got a master of the waistband talk. Yeah, the waistband talk about that. It's true. Yeah. Well, you see, you're learning a lot, but I had I had I've told the story before on our podcast at some point, but I Michigan history. That's why I failed it because I just kept getting the shit boners and I just have to shit and the anxiety of having the anxiety of having to take a shit would be so intense that I would get a boner. See if you just had Mike to teach you, but like went out of control, your bowel move. Yeah, it's a very hard thing to tuck and also have to shit because that it's a mess. It was blocking like a little old lady. This is the worst of my high school days. So Jake runs upstairs. He hears some sweet at 70s porno music. He's like, I'll buy it. Maybe five little we will do something with this boner I have. That's right. So I think by that in by that's the guy's girl. Why she's listening to 70s porno music. I don't know constantly and the dances she's done. She she's either popping and locking or she's voting. I don't know what the fuck she's doing, but she's just like walking like an Egyptian. She's doing all this shit. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, what's going on? Can I talk to you? No, I'm less after this song. I'm vibing right now. You're harsh in my buzz, bro. Oh, fuck you too. And he walks out walks right into a meat claver actually. Oh, it was a meat claver. Yeah, it's written right there. Do you think Jason has a Kenjama Chate case? Of course he does. He cares that everywhere. Then explain why he has so many things. Yeah. All right. Well, we see that Jake's dead, but Murray, it's been a little while since we've seen some tits. So Robin finishes up her movie and she's like, glad that fucking geek's gone. I want to rub one out. Oh, wait, Reggie's sleeping on the couch right over there. So let me go upstairs and fucking, you know, she's got the whore boner. She does. She gets turned on by horror movies. It's a bunk bed. Did she share the room with Jake? Is that why Jake felt like he had an end with her? I don't know. I assume it might have been Tina. Yeah, it could have been Tina. Probably Tina. Probably Tina because Violet has her own room. I don't know. There are no rules for that. That's true. Violet got her own room. Well, where's she going to put all of her sweet posters? Her sweet part is from Jake. That's in there, people. Yeah, it's in there. You've got the laser desk. You can see it clearly. So she's feeling bad about the Jake incident and, you know, I thought she was just murmuring to herself. I don't think she was trying to talk to somebody in the bottom bunk. Well, she gets naked first of all. Yeah, she's down her panties. And she's got the little itty bitty titties going on. And, which is fine, ladies. That is fine. I don't care. We get it something, but, you know, I'm the same. I'm, yeah, I'm wrong with you. I don't have to be big. But I'm just like, you don't be totally nothing, do you? You just got a boy with the tips you have. No, you're not. You can buy tits. You can buy. But those, like, they're bad. Tell them to. Well, no, I'll take. No, I'd rather take natural flats. Look, I'm not against small tits. They're fine. I'm going to ask guy. We know this. That's true. Every episode, I throw that in every time, just let everybody know. I'm saying you want to, you want a, you want a little bit of a hand. Yeah. Listen, Murray has a sweet tooth. He likes that cake, not necessarily the biscuits. All right. There you go. Sure. So she gets in bed. Top bunk. Because we don't, we have this in every fucking, it's fried 13th movie. Somebody gets stabbed through a bed. Yep. Yeah, it feels, it feels to use, but it's just the thing. She's got a twin bed. It's not big. Yeah. She gets into the bed and she's like, cozing up like, oh yeah, here we go. Then rolls over. And Jake's dead in her bed. How in the fuck, I rewound this. Because I was like, did she like, get in backwards? And no, no, she gets in facing where Jake's body would be. You see where a human body would be. Well, she freaks out and gets stabbed through the bed. All right. Back to violence. Popping and locked in like a mother fucker. I was impressed. Oh, yeah. She now she's finally listened to some goth music, the opening song that we played for this episode. Oh, excellent. I thought that might have been. And Jason creeps in. Jake, who knew Jason's a big goth fan? Yeah, they make sense. And spooky shit. He just watches for a minute before he actually makes a try and to pick up the move. He might have done. Yeah. Yep. And then he makes a noise. She turned around. This is a perfect girlfriend for Jason. This spooky goth girl. Maybe he's having those thoughts. He's like, maybe I don't kill her. Maybe. You know, there is a great Friday the 13th one shot out there called the abuser and the abused. And this goth-y type girl, this old girl, if you will, lures her abusive boyfriend out to Camp Crystal Lake. And they start to monkey around knowing hoping that it would summon Jason. Jason shows up, kills the guy. And she's like, look, don't kill me, man. We're the same. All right. He was a bad guy. He had to die. So let's just go off and, you know, we can, we can avenge people. It's a spoiler alert. Jason fucking kills her because you don't bargain with Jason. Don't bargain with it. He don't want a girl. It's like Jeanette says, I don't like smart Jason. Right. He's just murdered people. Yep. Speaking of murdering people, she, we get another like scare where she looks back and Jason's not there anymore. He just hide in the corner of the fucking bedroom. Yeah. I'd mind the own person's poster. That's up. And then she turns around again. She just goes back to popping and locking. And then he just runs up on a graduate by the throat. She didn't even smoke a joint let alone fuck. What did she do deserve to die? She had an Alan Parsons project poster in her. He doesn't like that. So fun fact about this kill. She was originally supposed to be stabbed in the vag as her death. Oh, Jesus. Oh, cool. They never filmed it because a producer or someone walked by saw the prosthetic. There's a picture of her like smiling doing the thumbs up with a big bloody badge on her jeans. Oh, and they were like, no. So they ended up having to tame it and go with this one. I think they made a mistake. I think they did too. There was a lot of boring kills in this movie. Is it not enough there? The kills were either really cool or really dull because I liked the garden cheers. I liked the strap because we never see the flare kill was cool. But then it was just like, Oh, but they blew their load. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's jacks her up by the throat and stabs her in the gut. Then we go downstairs to see that Reginald is waking up. He's looking for reckless Reginald. And he's looking for Tom. Sounds like a British kids show character. Oh, no. Here comes reckless Reginald. He's got the morning. He's a young kid. He's coming to his own. He's got a boner, too. He's like, Pam, Pam, white bitch, why are you? He's going, he's, he's so like, he's so like emboldened with that ring. Yeah. He's like, I can do anything. He does final the ring constantly. Now you're right. That ring is going straight through his head and young genitals. He's looking for everybody's like, Pam, looking for Pam because he wants a fucker. Pam walks into a room. We got all the bodies piled up. He lets out the most earshreaking girl scream. All his mojo is gone now. The ring just falls off the finger. I could have replicated this like five years ago, but I've gotten old and I've got those Danzig vocal chords. We don't like it. We don't like it. You can't do it. Griff, you want to nail it. And he bumps into Pam. And he's like, Reggie, what is it? What is it, boy? Tell me. Tommy's room. And she has to see for herself. Yeah. Nobody can trust Reggie for some reason. And lo and behold, she screams. I wonder why the hoity toity suburban white woman didn't take Reggie at his word. Oh, I wonder. Interesting. Huh. Good point. Good point. They both scream and they run to get out of the house. They got to go down the kitchen. Hey, you guys Jason bust through the fucking door. Oh, yeah. I think he does that every movie to a bus or a door. And they run out into the rain is pouring rain now. We have some close calls and some slipaways and everything. But Reggie, we have a disappearing and reappearing pink sweater on Pam. Okay. Yeah. There you go. continuity. And they run out to the road where they see the Royce EMS flotation wagon and they're like, Oh my God. Thanks God. We can get away. Open up the door. It's fucking greasy fucking partner. Dead. Jason pops up. Reggie just bales on Pam. He just runs on. Yeah, he's gone. He does the smart thing. Get the hell out of there, dude. That's all right. So he's running out into the woods. So they just he's Reggie the restless. I didn't know what was going much like the nightmare and Elm Street scene near the end. I was like, where are they going? So he's one back to fucking pine hearse. I thought they went they found a new home in the next scene. But no, it's pioneers. But yeah, they're running back. Pam finds fucking Matt pinned to a tree with a knife through his forehead. Wasn't a knife or is a fucking railroad spike? I thought it was a knife. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what it was. You got to stop again. I saw railroads. I saw a knife. So Pam makes it back to pine hearse. She's in the house. Gramps gets thrown through the window. Poor gramps. He doesn't even get the dignity of an on-screen kill. Yeah. And yeah, like an eyeball ripped out or something. Yeah. Jason has a thing for eyes in this movie. This movie and interesting. We're both looking at it. There's a fruit fly that's got mine and Mike's attention. She starts running again and then the most irritating. We know we've seen these movies. The women have to fall down constantly. Constantly. What is going on with her? She's like doing the fucking army crawl across the dirt like she can't get up. In her defense, she was wearing heels. But still, and we want to point out, and this was a nice touch. I'm being serious. Jason mask has blue fucking like arrows on the mask. And we know Jason has red ones. Just yeah, bones like there's just the two. So it makes me wonder. Timothy and Griffithy, was was the mayor right? Is this Jason? I don't know. More at 11. I can't agree with that mayor because he reminds me again, I bring up Jaws, the mayor from Jaws. He just wants to do anything to get tourists in. I got a question and I think I already know the answer, but okay. So we he's Jason's boss. We have the prosthetics on the actors face. Yep. So do you think they they didn't do anything? They did nothing on his face underneath the mask, right? It was literally he's wearing like a cowl almost and his face is the actor's face. Because why would you bother? Yeah, they never they never do anything on the face until they get that shot because that's another thing. We always had that one scene where Jason has to take his mask off and show his face. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes it's done. Okay. Like the mask gets hit and it flies off or like in part three, it was cool. It got caught on the news when he was getting himself off the news. And then he pulls it back down. So they find some creative way sometimes. That's a good way. Other times it's forced. So she's literally stumbling over herself. And we're like, Oh my God, he's standing above her with a shit. And he's about to kill her. He's raising his arm back. And then all of a sudden diesel pop up, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Apparently everybody bought Sawyer family farm products because everything silencer mode from here on. He starts up a front loader silence until it bursts through the barn doors and rants right into Jason. Knocks him back 4,000 feet. Slopping through the mud. According to the stunt man, he actually took that hit. Oh, we took that bump. He took that bump. Oh man. This is bad. He had to have had some kind of padding. This is basically the final fight to cyborg at this point. Yeah. It is. He gets they go to check the body. You have to do that in these movies to check the polls. All right. And he grabs fucking Reggie's fucking fresh white Reebox. That's all right. And he drudgy lets out a scream. They break away. Jason gets up. Now I'm like, I don't think this is Jason. First of all, Jason or not, you're fucking bare minimum. Your fuck rib rib crush. Right. He just he just he has blood on his chest. He wipes it off and then starts going because of course what we've learned this. When you're being chased by a killer, find the highest ground. Yeah. So they run into the fucking barn. He follows them in. It's quiet. Reg is shoved up into a corner and we're kind of getting his first person's perspective of Jason coming into the bar. And he's looking around. He's actually using echolocation. That's what he's doing here. I never thought of that, but that's right. Yeah. That's good. He's waiting for the wavelength about bounce back because he can actually bounce it off of a human fear, a drenochrome. That's what Jason's using for location. And so he's honed in now on a tiny little shed within the bar. He's like, that's like a stable or something. Yeah, it's just a tiny little closeted area. And he goes and opens the door, ready to just fucking murder whoever's inside. And that's when you get silenced or changed all the time. Right. Soil your family farm products. Yep. Got some swashbuckling happening here, boys. And yeah. I'm sorry. That was sword fighting everybody. That was sword fighting. That was a hard scene. That was sword fighting. Next time just use clang. Oh, clang clang clang clang. Is that good? Better than what you did. Yeah. Do we have to edit that? Oh, I'll go. I'll go into that. Sure you. I'm sure I will. So Reggie's from up in the loft. Yeah, I killed that motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, that's my bitch. And then she's like, trying to start it. She's pulling a fucking Mad Max and Thunderdome is like, are you happy to chase all stalled out at least? Well, of course, it's going to stall out. There's no oil in it smoking. Chainsaws aren't supposed to smoke people. Or moving, man. Yep. And he's like, oh my God, what's going to happen? Well, she runs up the fucking slatter. This is Earth the shit out of me. She runs up the ladder up to the loft where Reggie's hiding. Correct. Jason follows. How about just push the ladder over? Right. Yeah. But they're doing the right thing. You always go to higher ground. That's always where you're safe. That's all there is. Never be trapped. She did throw the chainsaw to distract Jason. She threw the chainsaw at him and Jason was like, Oh fuck. But before he goes up the ladder, we hear Reggie go, Tommy, Tommy's like in a stupor stain. So we're like, who the fuck is it now? I don't know. I'm like, I'm on board. It's Jason. Jason's back from the dead because I thought it was Tommy. No, it turns into modern wrestling. Reggie cut to Tommy's music and Jason was frozen. Who is the midnight rider? No, nobody knows, daddy. Thank you, Dusty. Come on. So Jason is like everybody. Tommy's got his muffler primed and ready. I just love how naturally Tim can bust out an amazing Dusty impression. He's got it. What do you think we do have 999 voices? That's right. The one I can't do is I have a bit scream. That's why we have green. Yeah. So it turns to Tommy. Everybody turns to Tommy. Tommy's like, doesn't know if this is a vision or if it's really Jason. Because we've been seeing this. This movie does a good job. Yeah, it does such a good job. So he's like, am I in a fucking dream? And he just sitting there going, Jason, Jason, Jason. Next thing you know, Jason's on him, cutting across his goddamn chest. And that's why I asked you like, is Jason never caught through a fucking torso or some shit? Never. He probably has had to have cut someone in half. One of them. I clean in half. It probably didn't happen until X, but they're okay. I know in part three, the dude's doing the handstand and he cuts him from the crotch down, though. I don't think he gets him all the way in. He bone time a hawk to him. And Jason goes to hell. Chick gets like a spear through the chest and he rips up and through her. But again, not clean in half. Okay. Well, that's what they need to do when they finally do. I can't believe there've been 12 movies, right? Yes. So they were, what's the hold up people lawsuit? But still doesn't everyone want to come together so we can have the 13th Friday, the fucking 13. Oh, that's that including Freddie versus Jason. That's including Freddie. So are they both of those movies considered part of both of the franchise? Yes. Okay. You can't say one is more than the other here, right? This is scary to think of what they might do with that. And that's a whole nother conversation that we can't go down right now. So yeah. So Tommy collapses and Jason's going in for the kill, but Tommy's got his little pocket knife for the foreshadow. That's right. So he fucking lunges it into Jason's kneecap. Oh, brutal. No, like right up in the groin. Oh, it's groin. Okay. And then Jason collapses and then he scurries up to the ladder. And this, like I said, Jason follows and they just let him they just push the ladder over. They be safe. Right. And Jason, you know, he's up there. He's looking around because they're hiding. He seems to be immortal, just like all the other Jason's. He gets right back up after that. He's climbing up a ladder. Does just some allocation, echolocation. Yep. And he finds Reggie. By the way, I want to point something out. We talk about this all the time with hormones. The the urban legend of the black guy being the first person to die. What number was was Damon? Mike, I know you're keeping score. I'm not keeping score, but he definitely wasn't the first. Once again, it's not it's just everyone just believes it. It's not it's it's you've seen you've seen more homies than anybody. I'm sure it's happened. Oh, and how off the people act like it's everything. Most of the movies I think of that have a black pro like character. They usually live. Yeah. Right. So yeah, we need to put an end to that urban legend. Yeah, it is 100% not true. If you want to talk about black people not being represented in horror movies as much as white people then yeah, that's accurate white white people are predominantly in horror movies, but the black person does not always die first. That's a good reason. That's a good reason because black people would get the fuck out of the place. Right. They wouldn't be like it's investigating. And in the original Star Trek, the red shirt ends. Don't die nearly as much as you'd be led to believe. Oh, so there. Urban busting. It's too bad. Reggie's wearing a red shirt right now. Because Jason. Oh, he's double screwed. He's black and wearing red. Exactly. So he's looking pretty fucker because Jason is clued in on him. We get like a cut to Tommy. He was like knocked down or did I miss something? No, he passed off in the blood loss, man. I thought he was playing possum. But no, he's passed. I thought he was too. Yeah. And then we look, we see outside. There's with a wheat thresher. I have no idea what that. Hey, uh, farmer fans that listen to go on the lowest theater. A lot of them. What the what the hell was this piece of equipment? I'm gonna say a wheat thresher, but I don't know what it was. Yeah. Yeah. It looked like something out of Mad Max. He was just a spike cover. Yeah. Good point. And so we're like, oh shit, somebody's gonna fall on that. No, it is a gimmicked wrestling match where you have to fall on the fucking spiked mat where we got the big barn doors from the second floor open and we're having like a little bit of a hustle here. It looks like Jason's gonna throw Pam onto it. That's right. But then Reggie says, no, go my white bitch. He does his best sweet stand dropkick to Jason and it fucking lands. He falls over and we're like, Oh my god, that's it. It's over. So done died. We follow Pam's perspective. We saw we saw the cut of the wheat thresher. We're like, he fell on that. Oh yeah. We see Pam's perspective as she tries to look over the edge. Oh no, Jason held on and he grabs fucking red. He's a little fresh right where you back and he's going to know they're struggling. Pam's trying to hold them on. And then this is when Tommy finally comes to and he pulls up that much attack and hacks the fucking hand off of fucking Jason or is it Jason? Because he falls down right onto that fucking spiked contraption. Midair, his mask flies off for some reason. And like I said, 90, at least 90% of the people saw somebody the first time like, who the fuck is that? Because red herring. It's because it's dark. It's rainy. You see that he's got he does he did the cheap way and threw the full prosthetics, his face is uncovered. Yep. And we're like all thinking, who the fuck is that? Well, thankfully they did a little exposition dump at the end of the movie. Because we're cut to we're at the hospital. Tommy's being seen to slash. Pam's like catatonic out in the fucking hallway. We see next to her Renee Zalweger recovering from home. I'm assuming demon did the right thing picked his brother up took him on to live with him in his van life. That would be nice. Yeah, demons dead. Oh, that's right. Come on, Marie. You just wanted it. You see how bad you wanted it? I love demon. He was the best actor in the movie. Demon and Reggie. Oh, baby. You know what he did? He inherited the man. Yeah, now he's going to keep taking out Reggie and hair to the leather outfit and the fucking, it's a lot. I hope he got those pants cleaned. You know, we're last dragon took place too. New York. Yes. He might have moved on from this movie and hit himself up with, you know, little brother. Bruce Leroy. Bruce Leroy. And the legend continues. Well, the share of he gives us because everyone's like everyone watching the movie. Who the fuck was that? What the fuck? And he's like, well, well, it turns out that Roy, the paramedic, you know, that guy that was in two scenes. By the way, Jason is in like three minutes of this movie. Jason with a quotation marks. So you kind of get chipped on the Jason. If you come in to see some Jason, you can't get any. You came for the Jason, you stayed for the boobs. Yeah, the boobs made up for it. Even the small boobs on Robin. So he pulls out Roy's wallet. A and we see. I love this because Jason, Jason was out murdering children with his wallet on him. Motivation, man. He needs to remember what he's doing it for. That's that's a good point. When you get to those extra innings, man, you're feeling tired of feeling fatigued. Whip out that wallet, be like, that's right. Doing it for this kid that I didn't give a fuck about. Yeah, I gave him up to a mental health care. That's a good point. What about my son? I mean, it's that type of person. It all comes back to best of the best. It was. Great episode, by the way. It would be that kind of person to be like, you can take my son from me. Even though he gave him up, he's like, you can't take that from me. And then he's all in. And he also had a bunch of clippings of Jason because he was going to pin the murders on Jason, the perfect crime. Exactly. And we spent way too much time pre recording, talking about how do you get the newspaper clippings? Because there is a photo of Jason, like Kool-Aid man. Basically a glamour shot of Jason. I love it. I love it. I love it. This is where they fuck up the movie. Because I see they're going somewhere and I'm liking where they're going. Me too. This is the issue that they're having with the Joker movie now. We let the fucking fan base decide where these movies go instead of letting the natural progression happen. And from everything I've heard, Top Phillips overreacted to all of this. The little bits I've heard is this movie is a two-hour rant against the people. He doesn't like who likes his movie. Right. So, Pam walks in the room. We see a fucking nurse from the 1960s reading a book. Why does she have to be there? I recognize that book goes on ron. I ran. I ran. And I was shocked. I was shocked, of course. They said about good economics. And she's like, oh, I'll see you out. So she's like, looks and Tommy comes too. And he stabs her with a fucking machete. And I'm like, cool. This is the progression. Tommy's going to become Jason. All right. Going back to what the original plan for the movie was, was that at the end of part four, the evil transferred from the now-dead Jason to Tommy. Well, I don't even need that. I'm just like, there's no supernatural elements to it. It's like Jason died because he got a fucking machete to the head. Now Tommy is taking up the mantle a new beginning, if you will. I knew again. And no, he wakes up from it. It's a fucking dream. I just like that. Like he goes to his fucking amoir, which was in the hospital room for some reason. And that's where we saw him go for the blue pills to make J. And that's where Jason kept appearing and everything. He goes for the amoir again in the hospital room. Again, why is the amoir here? Well, you'd have that in the hospital. It could be really close. And they have it. It was like the exact one from his orphanage though, the Pinehurst one. But then he goes into the drawer. It's not his pills. It's fucking Jason's mask. I've let him leave his mask so for him. Yeah. This strap was fixed. Was it red or was it blue? It was blue. Okay. So no, I like that because that's going to be Tommy's fucking look. He's gonna have the blue hockey mask. I like it. I liked everything about those. It sucks that they fucking, you know, pissed off. Pam's still out in the hallway. She has a crash. She opens the door. The window's busted. We're like, fuck yeah, Tommy's gonna become Jason, a new beginning. We're gonna do something different. But no, the fucking babies. Because we also, we see a scene where she's staring out, look at the window and then Tommy's behind her wearing the mask holding the knife implying he's gonna kill her and then a new beginning. Correct. But no, we have to pussy out. And then in the next movie, we bring Jason back Frankenstein style. Tommy's totally normal now. Once again, another return of the living dead reunion. We get the guy who gets gas in the beginning of the movie. He plays Tommy Jarvis. I like the cross ball nation there. And yeah, he just, we bring Jason back. And then we have to add supernatural shit to Jason to justify him coming back every move. Yep. It's unfortunate. But this movie, fantastic. I love it. I love it. This is what I wanted out of this month, Mike. You redeemed yourself. I wanted, I wanted to stab you with a machete last week. You came back and it took balls. Because I bet everybody was expecting a Jason movie and you didn't get a Jason movie. You got something better. I mean, you got shit etiquette. You got, you got everything in this fucking episode. We sure did. You won't tell us last week though. You said, do you guys want to trick or treat? And we chose to, we chose to treat. Yeah. Rob zombie Halloween. We know the last one's left is Michael Myers. And because it's, this is the last of the month. This is the Halloween episode. And it's going to be a Michael Myers because you guys already did Halloween three. We already did. It has to be, doesn't it? It does. So Mike, which Halloween movie to finish off? Monster Mike month. Will it be? All right. So we know next week is going to be a trick. Do you do you know Rob zombie? Do either of you want to put in a guess on what you think it's going to be before? It's a trick. Murray's been, Murray's been pitching it to me for the last two weeks now. He thinks there's going to be a certain rapper or not. Is it going to be the buster rhymes? H2O, I think it was. No, buster rhymes was resurrection. So you think in resurrection? I'll be honest with everybody. I've only seen the first three. It's been years since I've seen any of them. I mean, the third one was the last one I saw though, because we did it. Yeah, yeah. I believe I saw four when it came out. Like I didn't see, I didn't see in the movies, I saw it because I was Donald Pleasants isn't that one, right? Yeah. The last Loomis one. Donald Pleasants is in the first six. Oh, shit. Oh, wow. So I've seen nothing. I unfortunately have seen the first Rob zombie one. I'm sorry, not the first six. Yeah, because you're not three. All right. Yeah. My guess is going to be the buster rhymes one. Okay. Do you have a guess? Four. Four. Okay. So we have Halloween resurrection from 2002 and Halloween for the return of Michael Myers from 1988. Sure. Gentlemen, one of you is correct. Oh, shit. Oh my god. I think you're correct. Next week to finish off the monster Mike series and Goulan Gladland theater. We are going back in time to the year 2002, and we are going with Halloween resurrection. Trick or treat motherfuckers. Does that have Jamie Lee Curtis on it? It does. Okay. We should wait for a wee bit. So don't get too excited. All right. Wow. Wow. I will say this about your choices, Mike. I wouldn't have picked any of these movies. So at least you're doing your thing. They are bold, like serving and eating enchiladas while living the van life. Yeah. You are living the van life with your choices. So next week, we're going to do Halloween resurrection and I will reveal what my theme was for all of my parents. Torture. I'm serious torturing me. I'm excited. Yeah. That's fucking same. This is a man. Well, I like this movie today, so he didn't totally tell me. No, it's his mind. You do know your mind, this boy. All right. So expect Halloween resurrection resurrection bust. We're going to be busting something next week. I hope that's your lead in song. I got suggestions. I got. I already know the song. I love this. This is his month. He gets I know. I know. I know. So look for it next week as we finish up monster Mike month. And as always, keep it spooky.
Mike's madness continues with a F13 movie WITHOUT JASON?! It's great, hear us talk about it for way to long.