The Group Chat
#97 - HANSUM FELLA BABY!!!
Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the group chat podcast episode 97, yeah Season two episode 97. Yeah, you're not restart that We do everything scuffed here. We have a special guest with us handsome fella. Yeah What are people are we doing welcome to the podcast a pleasure to be here? It's good to be here and awesome. We love having you here. We it's actually Isaac why but he's not he doesn't have his mask on Yeah, the face reveal the big face reveal ladies and gentlemen. I'm here. Yeah, and also a little bit different. I'm using a voice changer That's true. Yeah, you guys kind of sound you guys could be like you guys could be like nephews in a way or something like Some kind of like destroy the only the story lonely and Ken Carson cousins. Yeah. Yeah Blings yup. Yeah, we're also missing grunt Grunk left his plane crashed. Yeah, that was many rest in peace. All right. P the little kid We did cry we didn't talk about publicly, but yeah, he's we mourned the we you know, I didn't cry He is dead now. I don't cry tears of joy is what I cried Rest in pieces. I never cried. I didn't cry so what a what casket would grunt kev super Mario galaxy No, no, I think terraria. I still share just just like a picture of a marshmallows of marshmallow Obscaled It's a dirt. It's like skittles. No, no, no, I know nuggets and like spongebob mac and cheese And catch up his family is like who the fuck planned this funeral Right now we did this to my little boy. We took it into our own hand It's sorry you can go home parents Tanner and I were talking about how he had like a friend He's like uncle or something like that that would like always fake fart everywhere Remember that what you say you were like you had an uncle that would like always fake fart. Yeah, no No, it was like my friend's dad like it wouldn't even matter where he was he'd be in the bar like like surrounded by people And he'd be sitting alone in the corner. He'd be like firm, and he's like sorry I'm like that's like his only thing. He does that's that it. That's a timeless bit Imagine doing that at Grunk's funeral just like my dad my dad had a fart machine and like it was funny for like the first week Because you're like, oh, what is that he'd like place a fart machine under the chair and he'd like user mode He'd be like whoa, who's farting but he did it for years and he would die every time There's only like four farts on the fart machine. So it'd be one of four far That's probably like it's like the old like dude that was it That was it right there that one which one the fucking. Oh, you already have it up. Yeah, the one of the In the fart machine Number two here. What is that? Does it smell? No, no, no, it's just the sound of farts. Oh imagine if it's melt - Technology I remember that remote he would just put the fart machine hidden in places, but the bit dies after a while But and he's got to come back there. It's got to be so what do you do when he leave I bought one of these? Yeah, we just depends, you know, he would switch it up like sometimes we'd just be chilling watching a movie and just It's what the hell man he would love that. I'm gonna get that for his birthday Dude 6k views you could put liquid acid in it too all 6.4k views are dads loving this shit Dude, there is my remote-controlled fart machine This is fart machine number two. He's nervous I can't tell is that his washing machine or is oven? What is that to watch him? That's his washer? We're in his basement right now. I can tell by those walls look Those are some scary ass lords like either concrete or like carpet The fart machine stays in the basement because my buddy Patrick I got another no more. No more. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Go back. Go back. Go. Scroll down. See if his buddy Patrick commented There's two climates. I found the lit. What is this? I found the language in this video to be too spicy for my taste. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck you. Yeah, fuck you. Oh, bad word. Oh, oh, oh, one reply. Shit, damn you're dicking around or what? This is the underbelly of YouTube Have you all seen that YouTube video that one dad? He's like the video is called like world record poop I saw a target. No, and he's like he's like The poop that we saw he lacks like he saw a ghost. He's like it was It was you wouldn't believe What is that world record poop look up world record poop? I saw dude some target. Yes Get the most game. I got a story after this video. I just go to just love ads. Yeah Hey, so my last video Stories was an explosive hit A lot of you so all right do it got 76 k-lens huge Shuffle boson Funny and discussing poop story, so can we get them on the podcast? Guys, and we used to travel all over the western United States So wait, what is this give ahead like 30 seconds starts just five minute video that you saw this like giant poop And in northern, California Everywhere he's setting up the scene there. I was in this dark bathroom We stopped at a Damn, he's still building it up. He's going until he describes. Where's the peak? We need to what does eyes open up shit, and I was like no Wait, can you pause it for a second sometimes I do be sizing up my shit I'd be looking at like did I don't like either proud of it. I was impressed dude my big right now or so That was in the that was in the dance. I was holding me up I'll take poop sometimes, and I'm like I wish someone were here to see this But it's too gross to take a picture be like check out this fucking don't shake your head No, I did one time I agreed I take pictures sometimes if it's crazy, and I send it to Nick No, dude when I was like a right next to Tanner. He would like fuck you would coil up snakes in the toilet You sick that's remember - we're gross with poop Yeah, he shits with the door wide open and everybody knows he's in there shitting and then he's like tater come here That there's like what I open the door and I open the door and I was like look I don't shoot all the toilet First of all Tanner and I are not weird. We're open with each other. Yeah, that's that's okay to do like brothers There's nothing There he knows your shitty comes in there. He's like oh dude Expect he's in there shitting. I'm like I know I think it's funny Dude, we just like to laugh at like human nature. That is a human nature sometimes people talk about like no wiper Can you all hear me okay, but yeah? Perfect people talk about like no wipers and I'm like that's not a ghost fucking thing. Yeah. No, it is goose No, like I've never in my life taking a shit wipe. Nothing. That's because you have a hairy asshole Dude, you also got a I've shaved my butt before and still nothing do before I plot my big old butt. I fucking I mean Yeah, I don't sit on my hands. I move on the water splash. Sometimes the water splashes back. Oh, yeah Oh, it's like a good night. It's just like a little bidet. Yeah, it's called. What is that called? It's called something touch besides A little kiss from the god of the sea Jumping a barnacle in the sea. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for feeding the ocean Thank you for your generous donation Appreciate it. Did I tell you guys when we're I was in high school about like 30 kids were in the bathroom because somebody took this monster log And like and like the line. Yeah, no, there was there wasn't a line. Everybody crammed into the bathroom The teachers are like, what are you guys doing? Oh my god, yeah? The teacher started getting suspicious cuz like multiple people kept going in but nobody was coming out and I was in there As soon as the principal walks in there everybody has cameras recording the bathroom and it's this poop sticking out of the water Oh, and it's like they broke the drain of cuz how big the poop Yeah, dude, I would have been like that was me. Maybe this kid this one kid got Oh, he owned up to it and he had to pay to fix the toilet I was like what if like you move the crowd aside? It was like there was two three foot like people and they're like it was But the Brits was like everybody out come on quit it. I was like, oh, come on. Everybody was mad We had to leave we're all staring at that's crazy to have a poop too big for a toilet Yeah, it would go down like it was just no end in so I don't know if you guys know this But like certain toilets like newer ones have they have like the piping's that are like non-clock like you cannot clog them Have you heard of that? They just wider pipes. I wish I had that when I was younger So I my dad specifically got like when we redid our bathroom in our one house He got specifically like wider pipes, and I still managed to clog them. No That is a toilet paper issue that is not that don't like it. No way. It's a poop It's it's just like no way your poops that fake and hard dude Dude toilet paper gets all like, you know flimsy and I remember when I was a kid when I ran out of toilet paper I would use the cardboard and try to flush it I would just do the waddle of shame to get the toy. Oh, no, I would use Yeah, I would use like kitchen towels and that would clog the toilet, and I'd use the I try to throw Six can I make a public service announcement? Yeah, do not even if your wipes say flushable do not flush them. They're not flushable Counterpoint why would they say flushable because they're saying that they can get beyond the toilet? They don't take into consideration anything afterwards, and you want to know how I know this because my entire basement filled up with poop water Because it was full because we would flush flushable flushable toilets. Yes, so it literally backed up It backed up in dude wipes. Yes, bro. Why don't don't use don't use wives. What is happening right now? Who's coughing laughing? Titter you were telling the story and tenor gives off the the most gross cop. I'm trying to get Like some of our basement we had to get like all new floor Yeah, and I I had to go down and help clean it up I tell you about a you got to put on a snorkel and floaties and It wasn't that bad. It was just like stepping into some water that it was water and it kind of like just smelt a little George he was down there floating with the clothes flow with the poop water I love how we've just been talking about poop this whole way we even get to we even get to mention our sponsor today's episode Oh, we're by poop and she is Responsified dietary track in our bodies. We are sponsored by gamers up So I make sure to grab you some lean baby, so lean lean lean 10% off this either you can use code group or for one time only you can use code fella bitch But only you said if you buy lean. Yeah, yeah, yeah use it buy lean use code fella. 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I'm torn I don't want to go back to my perfect because I wanted to go back to my I have a great poop story So I I actually was reminded I might have spoken on this on the podcast if I did It was forever ago, so people probably forgot but your bathroom at your school had a crazy story mine was a crazy story where the bathroom had shit coming like back out when somebody was flushing and Then there is a problem with the septic tank outside and then when they went to like shut down the school to fix it It stormed that weekend Horribly horrible horrible rains and they had dug it out basically But it was still in the ground and it all filled with water and it floated up out and it was all full of shit And it went all over the field at the school doing all these things like a hazard like isn't that like horrible? We were out of school for a week. Yeah, look cuz like you touch that you'll get like a disease. Oh my god That's disgusting Yeah, that's pretty radioactive. You become poop man dude There was always someone who was trying to rip off the urinal in my school Dude what it was but there was oh, yeah, so he pooped in the user was like either a broken urinal or someone's trying to rip it off The middle school bathroom is like where dreams go to die people would fuck with you so hard Like I remember I'd go in there and there'd be like shit on the walls and I'm like how is this? Yes, I have a good story, but I've told this on stream a million times, but for anybody that hasn't heard I did um Like when I was in like eighth grade I was taking a shit In the stall and this dude pulled up and he was like beating on the door Oh, and he was like who taking a dookie who take it? And he said that and I was always traumatized shit at school over this day I was like all right I'm gonna shit at school I'm gonna be a big boy in this fucking he was like who taking a dookie and he was like peeking through the crack Like that and he was like shaking and he was like I said who take it a dookie saying it and I was like I'm taking a dookie and I fucking hated that guy. He ruined. He was like, yeah That's right. You taking a dookie. I love pooping in public. I don't care how loud I am I've followed that guy forever cuz I fucking hated him. I kept up with him. He went to jail. He's in jail right now Eat shit. Yes. What do you do? He probably is having a hip now? Yeah, I was gonna say the prisoner Who was taking a puppy? Let us see let us all see that's actually able to watch him cuz it's just straight through the jail So I'm gonna pay him a visit. I'm gonna be like who take it a dookie. He's like who are you I'm like That's an actual bull. I didn't know We should mention that real quick. So we're really really behind on a lot of videos like super behind and also the PO box But we finally got to a lot of you guys's packages that you sent us from a year ago Some of them read a year ago some of them read like last week. Yeah, so you know when we do end up getting to edit that footage and stuff Well, thank you. Yep podcast. I mean, uh, what's it called a PO box, right? This is from yeah, blue. I got this one me and we're also coming up on building our our system on uploading and everything like that That's why you're seeing a Japan video like yeah We're doing better than we were before absolutely we have a system. We have a little system now going on It's kind of beautiful more. It's not quite Gwyneth paltrow's vagina candle, but it's close That was that a good candle by the way, that was a that was called like what we wanted to call ourselves What was it group or something group out that? We were trying to figure out a name for our gamers ups flavor forever ago group group and it was like the same name It's her vagina. Yeah, because oh, yeah, yeah Yeah, which that's a weird website. She like takes her discharge and she's like here's a candle now. Is that real? Yeah, yeah, oh my god. So does amaranth. Amaranth is gonna make her own beer with her So we're sorry. I'm sorry. I mean What do you mean? I mean I'm just not a beer guy in general, but you know, but like maybe I'll try it I'll give it a shot. I won't try it, but if you were able to make her own soju, would you I'm gonna put a new drink I mean if it's less calories than Macro heaven if it's macro heaven because soju's are 500 calories a pop I wouldn't buy it if they were just like out somewhere and they're like do you want to try this amaranth? Vagina yeast beer be like I take a sip Is that even safe? How could that get probably not probably not? It's probably good. No, I think it's gonna be artificially made Yeah, no way. It's real. How could she produce that even? I don't understand how this is trying to work Really? I don't know how you can take you Figuring it out. I really don't know. I'm gonna take poop from my butt and I'm gonna make a How can make it a low and make a cologne out of it? I'm gonna make a beer and it's a poop beer Flying off the show flying off the show Yeah, Tanner you can be the first creator all these creators are making their own products You should make poop beer. No, we wait using goose poop. What's poop? Sounds kind of good. I did goose poop Oh, yeah, that's a thing dude using goose poop. Yeah, my goose poop is probably way better than Tanner poop I'll say what okay, no Tanner what have you ate recently um to Oreo is a sugar cookie A burrito awesome nuts and berries and grass On you yeah, I would not drink that what is that dude? I don't know what a free workout I don't know. No, it's a beer. Oh, it's a beer double footer. What does that say oops on your porter? Dumber double double double. Is that all you've eaten today? Not all your fart sounded disgusting. I mean he was rippin. I was kind of ripping him I don't know why there's some way. I mean I ate last night. So I think he's just catching up to me Tanner does this a pretty soon by the way Holy shit like actually holy shit last night when I had to come back to the house. Oh, yeah No, I was I was in the state of like paralysis. You had to lay down you can a moon had to lay down and it was one of those poops where it's like just knocking at your door and you're like no dude like hold on one more second you're like trying to tidy up the Place and I had to like so, you know We got here right yeah, and then I went to the front door and that bit just locked and I'm like fuck I'm like damn so I had to run all the way around and thank God garage We had the garage door open because there was a rat in there the garage was left open when we were out Yeah, so the smell would come out so we wouldn't have that smell or you should get the rat out. That's what the rat is still in there The rats dude Isaac that you're like we're opening the door to get the rat smell out if the dead rat is still no He's alive. That's the thing. Oh, we heard them move. There might be a dead one dude. I don't know it smells so bad in there It smells but there's no garbage in there. I don't know how it smells because he's like pooping in there And he's got a quick open. I'm not gonna lie. There's a lot of poop in there I like tried placing the traps down and here's what I think happened I think he got a supply of food from our trash. Yeah, there's a chicken wing and now he's only eating his own feces And that's what he's living. Oh No, he's doing the left always man those wings. He's tearing them up like yeah, we gotta stop getting the wings You probably have right now and the pizza and the pizza. He's getting pizza wings chocolate cookies Oreos He's getting boss. Come on He's probably eating a lot of the food that would be thrown away that Isaac would like throw away that he didn't oh My god, we don't even have trash in there anymore though. Yeah, how about we start eating like really trashy food that he'll hate Let's just start eating poise like look at you. He's like oh, dude. It's tart. They're like, oh, I can't finish this poison Dude, we actually I heard that if you put charcoal in the garage it absorbs the smell a little bit. No way Oh, we have charcoal. We actually do oh we do from Santa from Santa Claus I think you need to like open the bag and put it in there. Let's put charcoal in there So have it just baking powder do that too. I don't know. Yeah, put like a million mouse traps eventually have four in there Like an actual traps. I said we should do a gas trap and it's it really easy to set up No, because you know why I'm in there and I'm afraid that you're gonna be like all right I'm gonna stop the trash bag and they're like 30 minutes later. We haven't heard from ten in a minute No, you're like laid out on the ground If we gashed him he would die Blood everywhere No, we have a pretty brutal trap right now. We have one of those. Yeah, like it's like a bear What is it called looks like a bear? It's a plastic trap. Dude, but the spring is really fucking strong So like if it go it's like really prime like this big and it it snaps hard dude I tried to just find him and reason with them, but he just He's a dick. He's gonna talk to this guy. I was like hey dude like I'll give you some food Are there are there like ways of getting the rat out aside from like just sitting at the trap? Set the garage on fire. Yeah, you know what you should do we should set up a fake female rat I was gonna say give me a girl rat outfit, and I'll be like I'm scared. There's more than one. That's what I'm really scared about it. They start breeding. It's over. Okay. I can get bento I'll bring bento over. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I'm not kidding you And bento will just here to have a field day dude Okay, what if we set up like a blind like a stand up in the corner and we put tanner in there in camo with the pellet gun And he sat there all night long And then you wait for me Without tiny that garage is you just be open to corn so focused. I have like a fly gloss over my eye. I'm just like No, you get it with your tongue right off your eyeball Yeah, I'm the right man for the job you're locked in would you dress up in a gilly suit? Yes, I would would you actually I've always wanted to have a gilly suit with night vision. I want a gilly suit back. I did that. I would love a gilly I did that looks so sick. They're so cool. So like I it was really late at night and my friend had a lot of land Gilly suits are expensive. They're 53 bucks. Get that one. That's cheap. Get that one. You're like a real one Look at like military grade gilly. What? Monster grade. What was your story? I was sitting up in a like a deer blind like in a tree stand or whatever in a field and We sat out we were just bored like we weren't even hunting We didn't even have a gun But we sat up there for like two or three hours in the middle of the night because we like when you grow up Damn, you'd have nothing to do besides like smoke weed and just hang out and chill and do whatever So that's what we did and we saw like two or three deer just walking around It's pretty sweet and then like right behind us to the next day We went to the same stand. We saw an alligator like freaking out in the water. Damn Yeah, you would just chill in a gilly suit and not actually hunt. Oh, no, okay. That's how I didn't have a gilly suit My friend did have a gilly suit that we did put it on. Can we group on this and we get nothing to do Can we just buy this real quick? There's a little gilly suit from Etsy. Yeah, that looks cool. That looks insane It's handmade. I mean his didn't look like that his was probably like 40 bucks. Dude. Have y'all ever seen have y'all never seen to catch a predator? You know that yeah, dude when the predators leave the house and they think they're scot-free like seven dudes in these gilly suits Chris Hanson also always has like a one-liner It'd be like you know the kids would or the dude would come up to see the kids and then Chris Hanson like repel from the ceiling Do you want a warm glass of justice with those cookies? And then they're like oh fuck and he's like He'd pull out the tags. He's like you said you wanted to put your blank and they're blank. What do you mean by that? And he walks out and then they get fucking shot in tears That was a close one - there's one guy we got like scot-free and then again Not by Chris Hanson Right it would be the first time was it the first time the first time I'm pretty sure you got caught by Chris Hanson Yeah on the bus yeah on the train on the train. Yeah, I was on the train right by train That's also the the like actors they get to be like I'm seven. They're 25. Yeah And they're like This is interesting, but I guess I'll see it out reading the text as soon as they come out I know you're a 14-year-old boy, but I still want to hang out. What did you mean by yeah? And they make him say there the text will be like like the mole will be like you know I'm 14, right? And they're like yes, and they're like can you say it? They're like so fucking fucked up in a morning. They're like sure I guess Whatever you say, dude Sentence you know I'm blank All right, you said it, you know Got him boys. Yeah, they would one guy showed up naked. No way that show was crazy. Yeah, one dude showed up to the house Dude old TV was you do there was a crazy one one guy showed up with his son Have you seen that? Oh, yeah, I showed up with this kid and they had to like wow they look they couldn't do the rest of the Whole you know how like he does like sit down They could not do that he had to like stop immediately and then the cops just came in like they didn't wow There's no kids present when they're actually filming it cuz you know like obviously the yeah the fake person's on kids They can do it ever but the I prefer Chris hits his method. Have you seen like the new youtubers? It's really bad. It's really like they'll make a meet up in public and then they'll like corner on with papers I like printed out of all the receipts and it's just like a humiliation ritual for like 10 minutes on camera I feel like half of that is fake all the YouTube guides like the pranksters being like we're catching a predator today Yeah, it's like how am I supposed to believe this right if you think you're stepping on Jason the hood prank or whatever Discord was doing that too. Yeah when I was first blowing up. There was another youtuber at the time That was definitely real real though, right? Yeah, that was just be a problem. Yeah. I mean it's still 100% It is but like it was at the time it was like a really really big thing I think there's just one guy on YouTube that this does that I'm discord all the time still like to this day That's I thought people stopped doing that cuz it would get like a Adri-stricked and also harassment stuff like that needs attention cuz it is a serious thing. It is no It actually it still is and it's gonna be a thing pretty much till forever. Yeah Yeah, I say we get rid of the Internet all of it honestly We need to nuke the Internet Shit on there. That's how I feel about kind of a hot take but I do believe that the Internet should be 18 plus 18 plus I mean, I feel like that's easy to say now that I'm older, but like if you told me that when I was Like shut up, of course, but like realistically, I don't know man. What about what about games? What about games? That's different That's where it gets so great because it's just like dude. There's so so many I think certain apps definitely Twitter It's like you could be like, you know, had a great day with my grandma at the park today pussy in bio check out my pussy Here's my fucking It's just all like porn bots like you could tweet literally anything about anything. It's like they said I'm the slutty slut on I was talking about my time at the grocery store. I don't want to I can't open Twitter in public I don't like using Twitter at all anymore I deleted Twitter on my phone cuz I just kept saying the same thing dude Larry started that trend He was like dude, I don't even have it on my phone anymore I'm like, you know what all right, and then I deleted it and I have not really looked back I think my screen time went from like god. It's been on Twitter for hours now I keep it sometimes it makes me laugh sometimes sometimes stuff that makes me I don't laugh anymore. I I'm sorry Are you okay? I haven't felt happiness and so long Smiling it like gets memed on why Leonard It's also like wholesome AF and he is wholesome. He's like this. He has a horrible backstory. Yeah That's why he's the goat. Yeah, that's why he is the goat now But Twitter is awful. I got off of it. I don't tweet on anymore But yeah, I I had so many fight quote-unquote fight accounts blocks cuz it's just the same repetitive This guy gets hit with the tire check it out. It's like much. Yeah, or like or like fight turns into guide pulls out guns Like a fist fight and then bang bang bang. Yeah, it's like lively. It's like dude gets fucking shot and you're like no Oh, you did I guess fuck and I just it's like ready 50 50 but like read it 80/20. It's like actually it's 50 But you know like a percent of the time You're not one wholesome and then people are like dude. It's because you're interacting with it. It's like I don't Block everything it's like devil's itch you scratch one spot like another one pops up You're like fuck I guys scratch that and then another one pops up poison I be does that to you. I've never had over your body. You guys mentioned old TV shows. You guys remember thousand ways to die That was my favorite show spike TV man a thousand ways to die Mansors you guys remember mansers. No, holy shit. Look up Mansers also mansers was another shell in spike TV. Oh my god It would literally they'd be like yes, how big can boobs get like you just be like questions for God Could you a shot gonna beer and ride a monster truck Do you have to be to stop a bullet? Faster harder God cartel footage this is manly Dude, they're gonna they're gonna show tis here - no way He's like horrible advice dude This is a show for man I watched it when I was a kid cuz I was like damn that kind of that's kind of a whole TV is crazy But yeah, a thousand ways to die was another crazy one that made me like Worry about I'm like if I eat this carrot. Am I gonna die? Yeah, dude That maybe sort of every dude even walking out there was one where this guy was at a house party And he was leaving and then a bullet like a stray bullet just came from the sky and hit him in there And I'm like dude now I can die. I just can't walk any where I get So it was it was just scary. Yeah, that that's rude there was one about a person that like took a shit on a cruise line and That they flushed and it sucked. They're like inside That literally made me so scared to poop dude. We always circle back to poop. God damn it I don't I think it's just so relatable. I mean everyone doesn't everyone every day like almost every day almost That's like that's what America. That's what I like everybody in the world can just agree on this poop guys Come together and just together. Let's all hold hands. Just take a shit. We're all humans. We all poop, you know If there was one thing in the world you guys could monopolize like no matter what would you do? Okay, I'm gonna go crazy. The toilet paper is a big scam crazy. I'm crazy. Oxygen Did you watch the Lorax? Oh you mean if you could like if you could be like all right to breathe now you gotta pay me Yeah, you would ruin the world. Well, did you not even that's not how that works? Did you watch the Lorax? Okay, though, that's like a fantasy like think about a real thing that people still okay water Okay, you can do water you have to think you have to think essentials. Yeah, we have course, you know Like what do people need lights every light I Think Nick wins, but like lights are pretty like in demand to I'm going washing machines You buy whatever I've cornered the washing No one I'll be the red I'll be a red guy Motherfuckers are just like lights Well Wait, no do chicken more people eat chicken than beef We're talking business what about like the entirety of the internet What do you just internet access in general like every time Google like what no? Just internet access everything I would I would have been I'm not following the questions You're like saying like be the owner of like an interview like every time I have to log on I gotta play like one sin. Oh, I'll be a shadow. I'll own nigh on cat neon cat Monopolizer y'all monopolize everybody who clicked on it. Oh, it's me $1. Oh, wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Okay, the block change Dude Bitcoin is up right now. Wait, what is that sold all my fucking shit? What's my theory when I was in college? I was like, I'm a fucking genius Bitcoin time Oh, they're going down, but look it's a it. It's at an all-time high and I never talk about Bitcoin in public because it makes people like That market makes no sense to me. I don't think it ever know. You know, it's stupid It doesn't make any fucking sense. I think it's all backed by social media and and Billionaires dumping hundreds of millions in and then pulling it out. I had a point in this Oh, yeah I put money in in college money that I really didn't afford to like spin on Bitcoin But everyone was just like you're gonna be a fucking millionaire. Do yes So I was just watching it fall and being like wow I'm gonna jump off a building. Listen Binance is one of like the biggest like crypto wallet like websites to invest exchange and They I literally looked up cuz I was like what the hell is with Bitcoin like ice cuz I sold like a month or two ago Like all my theory on which I now piss cuz it would be like double Regardless anyways, I was like what backs this, you know, why is it going up? Why does it go down like well? How the fuck does this market even make sense at all? I watched one video on what stocks and and crypto I should invest in and I was like I probably know everything It's like a 10 minute video. I was like word and then none of it all of it just yeah I was like fuck so so Binance had a thing and they're one of the biggest ones and it's such it's so stupid, bro Cuz they were like if you have a hundred dollars in Bitcoin in 2024 It could be worth five million by 2030. I'm like, what is that based off of like where do you even get that based off of maybe Invest into our site. It's so insane Is what pits me out the most like people being like I never understood that you're stretching it now I never got into the NFTs Uh-oh Tannerist poop Tanner's gonna drop a big hug. He had to ask big daddy for permission Scram that's crazy. You can go poop if you so please we talk about it so much Brown note send me a picture. Oh He's walking Put the mic under the door Yeah, I don't know I Get it. I feel like a lot of people just act like they know what they're talking about and they really don't but I've been Looking at the camera this whole time. What's going on with crypto guys? Can I just say this now if you after you like think about crypto and you're like dude What the fuck is it then it's just kind of like that with everything else in life true? Yeah, that's true You give it value because you just give it value because everyone else gives it value that's true. It doesn't mean anything anymore Okay, whatever and I feel like Bitcoin is just one of those things where it's like there are some people that'll care But what happens when they don't you know how you can you can get the house value because it's so physical But like what if you don't want to give that house any value anymore, I think your house has more value than a Nothing point you're right And so what I'm saying is like if you were to be able to get like a house that's like a $500,000 in Texas And it's like I don't know 10,000 square feet Let's just say and then the same house in LA is two three four million But they're the same thing you know I'm saying right it's just about because of a sex location Sickest fuck age sex location. It's because we give it that value. So now I mean like the land like it's like there's so many reasons Like you can literally take LA or like California's growth in general back to like the gold rush like 200 years ago Yeah, be like so many people went there so many people had money so many people made businesses and then eventually everything just kind of grows And we gave that gold that value Well gold of course has value Because why we gave it it yeah, so because it was so finite like there was it was hard to come by yeah Like diamonds. Sorry diamonds. I don't know if you guys know about that But like diamonds are not rare at all and also you have lab tests or was it lab made diamonds? Yeah, like literally the same yeah, you can't tell you can't tell I mean money's technically made up like literally Yeah, not really dude. I was looking into it's like you started out people like we're trading like rocks or shells Or something like that just whatever was limited. Yeah had high value. They're trading sex for work. Yeah We get rid of paper currency. We're going paperless blowjobs Dude, that's what what was that? I'm entitled to eight blowjobs for my work today. How much is that coffee table a hand job work? You're like 20 blowjobs that's too many make sure to use code agree for 20 blowjobs off Interest on those blowjobs well. What was that website? Oh my fucking god. I maybe it's Craigslist I think yeah Craigslist craigslist. That's like the green one. Yeah Craigslist that used to be a thing Like you could be like you could just post like a service. Hey, man I'm giving away this coffee table if someone wants to give me a hand job, and you'd be like all right People know my lawn or wait would people still believe like would cuz that's considered prostitution. Isn't that I believe so? So that was like were they just taking it as a joke? I don't know. I mean cop shows up. Hey man about that coffee table is that was that real? Table He's got a very fake mustache you're like interesting the fake nose and everything the fake Glasses huh? You see a camera guy walks up. Yeah, Chris Hanson is there as well. You're like what is Chris Hanson doing here? So you said you wanted a table for a hand job. I wanted to ask you have you ever seen this one guy named? I think it's superhuman What is that wait? What about the we were talking about it before the podcast a crackhead throwing competition? Oh, that's right. Oh, yeah. What is that? Let me tackle that for you guys ever sit in the cross leg position So long your ass is like numb my left but she's all on here I have started sitting like this sometimes and I feel like this is emasculating, but I like how it feels No, I do I select that all it's not emasculating. It does kind of crush the the nads of it It depends. I think I just like go below maybe I think Like this or like that mmm c minor - minor - Here it is Crackhead competition the first annual this is 13 years ago J. Mula TV So you plan to hold another one next year's what he's saying And there's the correct Holy shit, he's actually go is he just gonna throw him go what the fuck he just broke it? That's that's oh that's Dude, he's Jack dance dance. They're paying this guy a lot. I don't know if it's in money or what but He's definitely getting paid. Oh my god. Oh Let's go to the show. We got a slow mo instant replay 13 feet It's the tape come on show it's a kid when I was a kid oh 3-3 feet and that was it there goes. It's just two. All right. He won. Oh, yeah Crackhead the same guy Did they just find that guy? They definitely were like hey, they're just like crazy. Can we throw you on the ground? Well, they probably knew him already like oh, let's just get him dude when they're coming up with the idea We'll give you 20 boy terry tenor tenors back on the podcast. He's got this smug look on his face I'm gonna be so slutty. I haven't had ripped. I'm gonna be real guys jeans. I'm glad I didn't go into your bathroom and pooped Oh, dude. What did you pull out? I'm telling you? I think there was the worst shotgun poop I've ever oh dude, and I think it was 12 games It was 12 game and it painted the back of my toilet the poop that we saw this target It was the worst thing I've ever done in my life like after this podcast. I'm cleaning tonight We're back to poo. I'm sure I'm sorry. I just had to like it was the talk. It was like the brown note The brown note stories shotgun is in like like it all come out like a 12 game Are we titling this is podcast yet? It's we're swirling around it like a toilet I think we'll title it our most it's the poopy is podcast Almost handsome podcast when I was growing up. I didn't see a crack head olympics I remember that yeah, and I think one of them was getting thrown crack head olympics. Yeah. I was a Was that like a video or so? Yeah? Yeah, I was a video alone. It was similar to that one But yeah, I'm pretty sure they threw they threw them in that one as well You guys remember that one guy on YouTube he would like jump like off of a table before he'd be like I'm gonna do it elbow flying about it. Whatever fuck a microwave Yeah, like yeah, I'm bomb into a microwave. Oh, this is him. Oh, this is pretty much popular. He'd be like, oh I hate this guy Shit, dude. That hurts to yeah, that's painful wait We might have to be careful showing this on the podcast it might be like yeah like in danger meant to know you know He's just like he's hurting himself. Yeah I'll play the audience if we can put it. He has like horrible friends dude. Yeah, they all encourage you like dude This would be so sick if you fucking like He's jumping on light tubes. Yeah inhale that stuff. That is like talk to you. We've got a bear trap Come on. He's jumped into barbed wire. He's jumped into a cactus barbed wire Yeah, no, he's in a mix of barbed wire cactus microwave like all that once you lay under this steam roller Our like 30 long like way out all flat He's like flat All right, so this is a getting steered into like tubes. Yeah, but it's ww the batista style No, he's got He's gonna go backwards. Oh my god Fun fact, that's me in the mask actually he asked me to record this with them. Oh, no, that's classic batista style He's inhaling it right now He's professional and he didn't get injured by the way. Yeah, I'm glad he made the disclaimer. Yeah, he does look like not injured Professional and I'm awesome fine Can you read that yummy? Can you read the title? Yeah? Yeah, yeah getting spear Yep, on to light tubes. Yeah, they'll even teach the style slummo version This is what I noticed and maybe you guys also agree reading caps like capital letters is way easier than like lowercase Well, yeah, they're bigger. Yeah, wait scroll down if they were bigger They're just more identifiable because an L looks like a capital I to me like I test here Can anybody read that top comment name? Don't say it. Yeah, Jared. I can well Jake jaked no, it's a Jake oleman. Jake oleman. Yeah, I can't all I see is 1263 I can't see that guy shout out fucking Jake. Oh, I'm perfect. I visioned. Yeah, I can Jake I have negative six point seven of both my eyes It means I don't know actually it's bad Context what happens you would all just be blurs like you even this close to me would be like a blog Close to you like voices blur as well. That happens too. I also become deaf when I take my No, it's actually the opposite. It's like, you know how daredevil has like he's blind and he's like hiding senses Oh, yeah, it's me. I take on my contacts and I'm like you use like echolocation I can do karate as well. Wait, is 2015 vision better than 2020 2020's best? No, I have 2021 2020's my glasses are this Wait, isn't 2040 something? No, I think my mom is 24 24 vision. Yeah, look up the best vision. I barely know what? 2020 means all I know is past the third one is the most I test I fuck up. What is the most perfect vision? Oh? Some people have you do have better 2015 is better than 2020. That's what I had when I was in like so true because of middle school High school dude and then being online just fuck this up. It's the blue light from them the monitors Yep, that's why I wear the blue light one 18 is the best apparently you wear those I wear them all the time the goofy ass one that's probably ones that like don't do anything But dude dude, I remember when I was a kid and the gunner optics first came out What one of my friends had am I called them the biggest loser who looks so stupid in them But do you remember that show biggest loser? Yeah, I do I was sweet. I I liked it But it was also kind of like you don't know dance fatties like Wait, yeah, they lost wait. I sometimes I don't know there there will always be a token character that like didn't want to lose Like I find it very hard to believe that someone literally stashed away Sprinkled donuts like cartoon style sprinkled donuts and yeah, no stash and they're like done done. Yeah, right No person doesn't Like they chose who's gonna win from the beginning and like gave that person more attention like on purpose Like with the wording with the filming with everything like they planned it all to happen that way. I used to watch a wipe out I think this is on TLC. No, maybe it was on a different my favorite TLC show was Beyonce scared straight It's my favorite fucking show. Those are fun to react to On-streaming yeah, I've done a few yeah, this be on scared straight the audience doesn't resonate with it like I do I think that shit's hilarious Like there just be little badass kids and a fucking murderer will be like I am gonna kill you And the kids laughing and the kids fucking crying These kids are going here for their stealing like I don't know Yeah, they're smoking weed. They're like hold my pocket. He's like it's ready to die today little boy I'm gonna kill you when you're alive. I'll make you suck my dick for breakfast. That's a real line Yeah, cuz the cuts do the cuts in the in the show are so funny It'll be like I told my mom fuck you to her face, and then it cuts like I'm gonna pull one in you I'm gonna pull one in you when you win this sale There was this kid he was like being all badass and prison is like whatever do and then they brought out like big daddy And he comes out. Oh my god. He's got his thing open with his chest hair around. He's like Take this comb. Oh Okay, and he's like Come my chest hair. You're not a little bit Have you seen a put this cool aid on your lips? Oh, yes your orange mouth motherfucker. That's this guy Wham wham you gonna be something you're gonna be you see the call. I'm a treat you like a bitch You're gonna call my Friday Oh my god, they took that off the air because They're scared straight. I guess well some that was scared gay actually dude the gay. Oh my god There's a gay episode they bring it's not called scared gay That would have been a nice episode name, but they one of the like badass kids was gay So they brought him to like one of the gay prisoners, and he was so nice He was giving him life advice and like the kid was receptive That's it's the same guy from that like clip that went viral. It's like I was waiting on you at the dough I Remember that video the janitor. I love loiter squad. It's been so long Sorry dude Why don't we do I think we're like loiter squad anyway, they took it off there because it wasn't effective Yeah, into that sentence well there was another show Oh, I'm gonna pause real quick. There's another show that was like 15 or was it like 30 days in prison where they get people and they put him in prison for like a few Like a few days. They're like actually in the cells with the people And I forget the whole like reason we should do that for a video Cops, is that what you're talking about? A prison bro. Oh he did do that for video though To prison for like a day to a real prison, and then let's assault somebody. Yeah, insult assault assault I want to be my strategy dude if I ever went to jail for something I don't know something minor And I get in that well whoa, you know Something not major Running a speed was on Twitter california stop or some Hansel fellas over party misdemeanor I didn't pay a ticket on time yada yada yada. I'm in there for like a day And I go in there biggest motherfucker Bob just soon as you get crazy, you know, and then they I earned their respect If you have to go to prison you want to be safe and you want everybody to take care of you and respect you and not hurt you During any prison brawls Before you go to prison that month that you have or whatever whatever time you have you have to learn how to cut hair Cuz they're always gonna be like hey, man. Don't mess up the bar, but we got to take care of the bar Yeah, that's crazy idea more so an intimidation tactic like they'll be like, oh, that's crazy, dude I like bring him cook you don't want to fuck with crazy tea and I'm like always looking like this That's a lot of effort all the time. Yeah I feel like I feel like it'll backfire. Oh, you're so crazy. We gotta get like three of us, dude I wouldn't be out. Yeah, they're like they're like killed this guy Crazy tea you're gonna go into three. I'm gonna strangle in the day crazy tea You gotta put this officer in a headlock. I'm like, oh Guys, I really I just didn't pay a ticket our escape plan crazy tea No, you know what I would actually do you know what I would actually do I would be like the most psychotic person there like you know the box I like they just put you in like a little box and it's like like two feet. I'd be like you got to put me in there I fucking love it. I'd be like I'd be just a psycho and like no don't don't take me out yet I love this is her talent. You just you just do it ledgers joker. Yeah, and all the people like watching like damn That's this guy's crazy and it'd be like what's your name? Do you know like kinkobra and then I'd walk away? They've been in jail too long. They don't know about I would do that kinkobra, and I'd walk away You just fully take Heath Ledger's Joker. They've been in jail too long. They haven't seen the dark night You're like my father. They're like holy shit. This guy is real busy magic trick Do these what are we just looking at? Worst prison ever Because these are bad They're bad, dude. I always look up like switch switch look up like what most you can't know You don't look up Switzerland cuz they're beautiful. You have to look up They give each other a flex like an office that looks like mine like I could I could stream there Let you get a fucking dude. That's a grunks dorm right now. You sit down. You get a piece of paper I shouldn't have beheaded him. That was a really bad idea, and I'm sorry. Look at the second one. Look at the second one Yeah, by the way, this is the worst prison Horrific for them by the way. This is the worst conditioning like prison dude I heard I heard with Lil Wayne with the jail. He was allowed to have two phones. Yeah For the plug for the low they let if you're famous enough, they'll let you a sabbaraki dude a sabbaraki got hooked up What do you do wait is that him right there? You just see I told you in Swedish prison. Yeah, which is probably better than Switzerland I would live in like Swedish. You guys are gonna commit crimes go to Switzerland. Yeah, or Sweden I think I think Sweden. Are they the same place go go both of them. They're not the same Jesus Christ Those are nice Apartment. Oh my did you a tour. That's beautiful. Hey guys. Welcome to myself. Oh, I just where I play 2k I love this game is this is this is this my streaming content here guys And today I went to prison surviving 3500 days in prison apparently When you have a car crash and leave the scene, it's called a hidden rush. I'm here in Switzerland Mr. B Huge this might be why our prisoners can't like could form back to society because we've just put them in a stone Yeah, cuz they're like you sit in this Well, that's real. But like look at these guys They're probably fine when they come out like normal because like nothing really changed They're like, you know what these guys really care about me time for me to just just start a new leave Yeah, you reform. I feel bad now. I feel bad. Yeah, right. We need to change about this. Let's run for office people Are these prisons in Norway that we're looking at here? Are those like for people that have done like the worst of the worst? I feel like they would get something else. I don't think This is like white collar crime. Yeah, if you're like a horrible person, there's no way I feel like not a lot of horrible crime happens there. Well, maybe does if less horrible crime, probably not as many murders Okay, the worst one is just the most beautiful. Oh God. I mean, what is that? I'm gonna piss like it's turkey I peed so many times before this so I wouldn't pee on the pond Alright, I shot better. I'm gonna go go be up on dude Yeah, these prisons are not that bad. They're not that bad. Dude, I might have to pee. I'm not gonna lie I might have to pee as well. You have fun. Yeah Let's hold it so he comes back to me. We could like I have to pee awesome I have to pee but I'm gonna be like the person to say I don't have to pee. You're gonna anchor it Can you pass me the bull? Yeah, all the minion Bob Got it. Do you want a lawyer squad really quick for a second? Yeah, yeah, let's go the what squad lawyer squad. Oh, yeah, it was on like Cartoon Network at night and I was like, what's it really? Turned into adult swim Yeah, we'll turn it into adult swim would start with like mad rumor mad comics. Oh my god Wait, what was their start? What was later squad start? How'd they even get on Cartoon Network? That's insane Well, they just they just pitched like Tyler. Yeah, there were YouTube was Tyler the creator already already big Yeah, but yeah, he was big already dropped like definitely Yonkers. Oh, his music was big first Yeah, it was Yonkers. They came out. That was wild. You know that his first album like his first mixtape was published by Kanye It was tweeted by Kanye. Yeah, whoa, I'm pretty sure I'm a mistake bastards. Yeah. Yeah bastard Really if you get tweeted by Kanye or anything from Kanye, you're actually plugged in forever. Was this before 2014? This was I Mean that would have been 2011 2012. That is insane when bastard came out I did see a recent Tyler interview. Well the interviews not so recent But I recently saw it where he was talking about how he stopped everything for like two years So that people would take his music seriously. He like stopped being funny stopped doing like Public like lawyer squad style content so that people would take him seriously as a musician. No, that's true. Yeah He made what I need to do drop time to get serious as an artist I need to quit messing around dude I'm sick of being at a quick mess around It's time to start rapping I had a room in college who thought he was gonna get big rapping was my random freshman roommate who was also like a drug dealer and he Well, his name's Ken Carson and he's and now yeah Ken Carson and he grew up to be logic But he would he would like do he just turn on beats all the time It's gotta be a good high and he'd be like guys. Let's fucking freeze stop That would be like if I wasn't a youtuber that I lived with all of you Come in the living room and he'd be listening to like J Cole type beats Kendrick Lamar type The worst and he would bring like girls back after dates, and he'd be like Really you freestyle in front of them I stack the bread time I'm dead Like a bread Hm, yeah, and then you take your clothes off and then I get And then when they get together And now you're wet now you're wet now you like that and then you probably a comma bunch all right So did you enjoy that freestyle just something I've been working on I was like I really have to go And then you stay the night at my dorm room, and then you don't leave Please I swear I won't rap anymore, and then maybe I'll make your pancakes in the morning And then we can keep talking and maybe date and it would be fun And it would be fun and Where they actually like into it or not? No, they feel like all right. Well, I'm busy I got to get out of here forever so some of them would stay and I'd be like what kind of life are you living to be like This is the are you that board? Yeah, you're the best option is freestyle guy did none of you guys ever freestyle growing up? We would I do yes. Yes, I do it in the car alone My friend's older brother used to drive us to like basketball practice He would just throw on beats and we'd all just rat we'd take Yeah, absolutely I mean my my friend Jordan we so play no, we don't watch my saw movie We my friend Marshall Mathers me and my Me and my friend Patrick Le Mans I think I told you guys about this, but we would watch a saw movie and then we'll wrap about being in the trap Yeah, we'll wrap about like an obscure we'll wrap about like how to escape the trap or a rap That's like a new genre or It'll be like I'm in a row strategic escapism rap I cut off my finger to say my own life No, that's actually real now. Who's actually doing that right now. He's like popping the fuck off He's like rapping. It's like saw wrap. What's not a saw wrap but like hold on what scape wrap First you're gonna want to take the key and then you put it into I gotta break these bars up and I got to leave. Yeah first when they found me I was full of rage ten minutes left gotta get out of this cage I'm motherfucking cut my leg off to get out of the trap And they got away my leg and got away my arm because if it doesn't hit the weight I'm dead to mark Turns out the guy takes the mask off, and it's really the saw guy He's on a bicycle, bro, dude. I if I'm in the car alone I'm just turning on a beat, and I'm like fuck yeah, I'm like hell. Yeah, who's trying to hit this? He masts a slump god xxx type beat. Yeah, do that. Yeah, dude. Yeah, the second one the group chat cipher Turn it out. Yeah, I'm helping my headphones. Yeah Well, let me take a hit before I go in. All right, can't got it. He's like the maybe bowl Get me out of the cake get me out of the cage get me another cage get me out of the cage Right that motherfucker paid pay make me all this page Hey, I'm in Yeah, I'm on a stage I'm in the motherfucking song trap. Huh? Yeah, I whip the yams in the trap. Oh, yeah I gotta get a nickel bad, bad, bad, bitch. You looking real bad. Oh, yeah I'm in a trap. I'm real sad I'm in a motherfucking trap. Yeah, bad bitches on my level You got bullseyes on his cheeks, yeah I took a bitch home and I skied him on his cheeks, yeah I'm climbing words with the same words. This is the drop, it only took, you know, a minute, I'm a crazy motherfucker, I'm escaping, I'ma kill that fucking joker. You're that kind of bitch sucker fucker. Halloween type beat. Oh my god. I thought my killer was real tall and he came out, he was jigsaw. And it came out, he was on a tricycle and he was tiny and I was like what? I was like what? I'm not scared anymore. I was looking for this, okay. This is very niche. Oh, lyrics to the comics. Comments dude. I ran it up. Check the stats. You can take a number. Just like that fucking comic. I said fuck it. Run the numbers up. Fuck the sum of a big body, I'ma swerve in the bands. That's hilarious. What does he rap? Y'all just play for pretend 20-30 when I touch my first aim. Just like the comic. I think he is insane. He said do you want to play a game. And then reply. Dude, this guy does not have a lot of self-confidence bro. 20-30 when I touch my first aim. That's so long. That's a long way to go. He's like alright, I got six years left. He's got a ten year slam. He's got all of his money in a Roth IRA right now. 20-30 when I touch my first aim. He's playing six years from now. That's crazy. He has a crazy future. Oh man. Dude, his name's G Money. Listen, I love the vibes we're on right now but I really got a P. So should we wrap it up? Yeah, I do have to catch a flight. He's got to leave in 10 minutes. Oh my god. Okay, by the way, baby Kia. Yeah. Oh, baby Kia. That's all rap. Satanic, scary. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's... Can you look it up real fast? I know we want to end this. Last thing and then we'll plug in. Yeah, last thing. We'll do it right now. Go buy me. Baby Kia. I just hate to look like I was in my phone the entire time. Yeah, we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That one right there. Oh, I saw this guy. A long guy. We won't play too much of it. Go buy lean. Use code group for 10% off game. Please buy lean. Yup. Buy lean or something bad. Let's sort of like 10 seconds. Skip ahead so we don't get copyrighted claims. Oh, I know this. Yeah. Hi, Father. So it's like... I've seen that on TikTok. Yeah. I've seen that guy when it's crazy. Yeah. People are like, how do people listen to this? I saw that. First you got to time up and then you're killing. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. I'm a sip on a stone. I don't know. I saw a rat. Two weeks ago, 1.7 mil. The kids are calling it Crash Out. Look at that. Two weeks ago. Crash Out. He's taking over the nation. Baby Kia. He's a Kia boy. 64 on top music. This guy's going crazy. Damn dude. He's pretty bitch and popular, dude. This dude is an Avengers level threat. Take this out for us out. Yup. Ladies and gentlemen. This has been the group chat podcast episode number 97. For something. With Isaac Y. AKA. Handsome fella. Handsome wide. Face reveal people. Face reveal everybody. Thank you. Make sure to use code group for 10% off with your lean or code fella bitch. Code fella please. 10% off with your lean and lean only. Okay. We have to sell out 100 tubs this week. Bye lean. Get your parents to buy lean. Thank you. Grandparents to buy lean. Get your uncle to drink it all too. Get your uncle to buy. He'll love it. He'll love it. He'll be like damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. I missed it out. We'll see you in the next video. We'll see you in the next video. Later. Later. I'm right here. I'm right here. I'm right here. Oh bro.